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The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	( Why reindeer?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	A CROWN?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	A child once asked, ‘ Why does the Turtle swim? ’ A wise man replied, ‘ Child, there is no Why.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	A god, half human and half beast?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	A shaman, dressed as this god?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	A shaman, performing a magical hunting ritual?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	About fifteen so far, I think. ’[ Sourcery] Fifteen, eh?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And did you hear that I walk around at night in the dark time of the year and reward those who have been good citizens with a purse of silver?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And everyone else said it was a waste of a good boat! ’[ The Last Hero] And where was the boat heading?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And get visited by kings and princes?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And how could they thrive on this eccentric diet?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And how exactly had it managed to lie hidden while everybody was searching the castle from turret to dungeon?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And if so, would n’t it strike the underside of the Disc rather than crashing down through the atmosphere?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And if that ’s not being a wicked witch, what is?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And is n’t wyrd a weird way to spell weird, even if they are weird?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And is that why Kring remarks, when stuck in a tree branch, that ‘ it could have been worse, it could have been an anvil ’?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And that any flower planted in your garden blooms black? ’ ‘ Oh, do they say so? ’ said Miss Treason, looking delighted.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And that any flower planted in your garden blooms black? ’ ‘ Oh, do they say so? ’ said Miss Treason, looking delighted.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And the King of the Bean?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And the suggestion that, via some deep visceral means, the colours of the said spirit have become the colours of blood on snow?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And was n’t she christened, just like a human being, with somebody blessing her and smashing a bottle of champagne over her?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And what of the dead themselves, on the Discworld?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And what of their own name?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And when the Luggage reappeared it – or shall we say he?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And when you do, what do you do about it?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And where was this wondrous Black School?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And who is he?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And yet, in the long run, what does the life of a Hero amount to?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Andrei was always a wolf. ’ ‘ You mean you had a human sister and a wolf brother? ’ ‘ No, Carrot.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Are werewolves heroes, victims, or criminals?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	As for the third: ‘ And see ye not yon bonny road, That winds about the fernie brae?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	At least, so the stories say, but can we be sure that there are no squashed churches under any of the rocks that litter the landscape?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	BECOMING A WITCH How does a girl become a witch?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Beautiful?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	But did he?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	But do the people of Lancre appreciate this?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	But in what sense are the stones themselves Dancers?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	But were they myth, or were they real?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	But where, meanwhile, has Oberon ’s Discworld counterpart disappeared to?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	But where, meanwhile, is the real Summer Lady?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	But why, in both universes, are there precisely three of them?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Can this possibly mean that Kring has existed on Earth too – that Kring and Excalibur are aspects of a single entity?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Centrally, to form the pattern known as a quincunx?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Chapter 8 THE WITCHES OF LANCRE WHY THREE?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Could one of these legendary ratcatchers have come to Hamlin in great- great- grandfather ’s time?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Could something have angered him?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Did all this actually happen in one day, to one individual?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Did he owe his achievements to her, or to his own virtues?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Did it perhaps briefly go into orbit?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Did people in northern Europe make sacrifices at the winter solstice?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Did she turn against him in the end?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Did the King die? ’ ‘ No.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Did the chest Bayly speaks of have some rudimentary capacity for bloody- minded malevolence?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Did to him? ’ said Cohen.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Do vampires suck blood?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Does everyone get this? ’ said Brutha.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Drake he was a Devon man an ’ ruled the Devon seas,( Capten, art tha sleepin ’ there below?)
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Folklore?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	For a first offence?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	For how could fifteen men be on one chest?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Goddesses, nymphs, fairies, witches, necromancers, prophets?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone checked?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Has the child been good or bad, naughty or nice?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	How can they have been so reduced?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	How could it have been otherwise?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	How did it come into her mind?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	How many times have we heard this story?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Human?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what are the choices they ’ve got?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	If it slipped and fell from the Turtle ’s back, how could it strike the Disc – did it fall upwards?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	If she turned herself into a fox what would happen to all the bits that would n’t fit? ’ ‘ She ’d just magic them away, ’ said Cern.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	If the Four Elephants mark the four quarters, where did the Fifth stand?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	In 1950 it was stolen, and recovered a few months later – or was it?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	In a way, I suppose. ’ ‘ What do you mean, “ in a way ”? ’ ‘ It ’s classical mythology, Cohen, ’ said the minstrel.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Is he to lie in his bed, old and sick, meekly waiting for death – a straw death, as Vikings would mockingly call it?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Is it a magical power, or a form of madness?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Is it fitting for him to settle down quietly, while Old Age, the enemy he can never conquer or outwit, advances steadily upon him?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Is it voluntary or involuntary?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Is it wise to explain so much?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Is there?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	It eats crisps. ’ ‘ What about people? ’ ‘ Oh, and people.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	It ’s no good coming home and just saying you were shipwrecked for two years and ate winkles, is it?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	It ’s traditional. ’ ‘ What are you talking about, girl? ’ ‘ Three good witches are supposed to give the baby three gifts.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Just how old was the merriment?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Maybe the townsfolk tried to cheat him of his pay, and he took his revenge?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Might it not be best to let readers enjoy the glimpses and hints and clues half understood, and gradually make their own discoveries?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Nice?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	No! ’ ‘ Really?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Not on but in, perhaps?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Now, what was the quote?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Of course, the children say they just do it for fun – they would, would n’t they?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Of the heavenly spheres?).
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Old wives ’ tales?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Or a joke( for the humans, if not for the bird), making fun of upper- class huntsmen who are so proud of trophies?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Or suppose that, as Petunia tells Tiffany, a thousand vampire demons arrive, each with enormous teeth?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Or suppose the Devil gets into the house and tries to carry off the body?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Or was it a survival of some incredibly ancient magic ritual involving the sacrifice of a sacred animal at midwinter?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Oral tradition?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps a man who could lure rats could also lure children?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps this delicacy is because we think we know of more complex monsters now?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	SO WHAT DO WITCHES ACTUALLY DO, THEN?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Shall sickness prove me now to be a man, That have been termed the terror of the world?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	She already knows the white- clad Morris teams that dance on the village green to bring Summer in, but what is this?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	She was always happy then. ’ ‘ What happened?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	She ’s got a name, has n’t she?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Sheer accident?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Should we not call it infinite?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	So she then woke the daughter, crying, ‘ I do believe your mother ’s dead! ’ – ‘ Dead? ’ laughed the daughter.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	So was Fortune on Alexander ’s side or not?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	So what can have happened?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	So what could be better than to find a race of strong, tireless, silent workers to take on these jobs?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	So who are the ‘ folk ’ who have all this ‘ lore ’?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	So why do these particular witches( Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, and Magrat Garlick) often meet as a threesome?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	So, how does the image fit the role?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	So, how long have tooth fairies been around?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Some echo from the Discworld, maybe?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Some other dwarf watchmen react with horror: ‘ That ’s … female clothes, is n’t it? ’ ‘ Well? ’ she quavered.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Some other dwarf watchmen react with horror: ‘ That ’s … female clothes, is n’t it? ’ ‘ Well? ’ she quavered.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Sometimes we recognize them at once( is there anyone who does n’t know a dragon when they meet one?).
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Specialists can work it out, but does it really matter?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Summer rescued from a cave?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	That ’s a werewolf that does n’t change, you know?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	The evolution of the proto Hogfather?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Their mind ’s everywhere, see?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	There ’s no need to be frightened, is there?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	There ’s not much work needed on farms at midwinter, so why not spread the fun out for as long as possible?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Very folkloric, very myffic. ’ ‘ A wren?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	WHAT IN?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	WHO KNOWS?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	WHY ‘ WYRD ’?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Was it just a way of getting beer and money?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Was this cheating?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Well, no, the Sphinx admitted, it is a figure of speech, but what ’s wrong with that?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Well, then, what is the ‘ folklore ’ of Earth, and more specifically of British tradition?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Well, when the magic gets trapped you … sort of … get a bit of land where the space is … sort of … scrunched up, right?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What can all this mean?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What can be the cause?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What damosel is that?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What did you do next?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What do you think? ’ The Luggage raised its lid a fraction … Conina stared at that lid.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What happens if kids come in?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What happens when Death comes to them?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What have I always believed?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What mechanism is operating here, in the twenty- first century?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What ’s the point of reading about things that are n’t real?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	When and why did it come to be such an essential part of the rose- tinted picture of the happy, simple, country life of Old England?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Which is it, I wonder? ’[ Hogfather] Not tosh, probably.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Who could doubt that this was an Undead?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Why and how, they ask, would a she- hippo suckle human babies?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Why did the menace of elves dwindle in this way?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Why is the first account of their deeds entitled Wyrd Sisters, when they are not sisters?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Why on earth should English monks a thousand years ago get the traditional whale mixed up with tortoises and turtles?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Why use up large amounts of fodder keeping all your animals alive through the winter?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Why?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Why? ’ ‘ I dunno.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You know there ’s some people up on the Ramtops who kill a wren at Hogswatch and walk around from house to house singing about it?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You know?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You mean a hundred years can pass like a few seconds? ’ A HUNDRED YEARS CAN PASS LIKE INFINITY.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You mean a phoenix? ’ said Agnes.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	[ The Discworld Companion] Why red- heads?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ah?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ All that? ’ said Twoflower.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And everyone knows mountains get made when lumps of land bang together, right?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And the one about me having a cow ’s tail? ’ ‘ A cow ’s tail?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And the one about me having a cow ’s tail? ’ ‘ A cow ’s tail?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And then a few verses about what the gods did to him. ’ ‘ Did to him?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what is at the end of the desert? ’ JUDGEMENT.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And who are all the other chances? ’ ‘ I am those, also. ’ Cohen sniffed.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And who are you? ’ snapped Cohen, still red with rage.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Chained to a rock?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did n’t I say?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ D’you know what ’ll be turning up? ’ asked Miss Tick.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Finished what, old friend? ’ ‘ Rememb’rin ’, ’ said Cohen.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ He brought fire to everyone, and the gods did that to him, eh?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ He struck off the heads ’ … but how, as he had no sword?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’s been here for a hundred years? ’ POSSIBLY NOT.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ How could you tell?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ I was supposed to say, “ Ooh, ta, missus, much obliged ”?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ I?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ It comes down showin ’ seven and I win, right? ’ ‘ Yes.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ MARACAS?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ MagiKkkk? ’ ‘ That ’s deliberate, ’ said Annagramma coldly.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Magic with a K? ’ said Tiffany.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Might meet a few friends on the way, eh? ’ said the soldier.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Miss Treason, ’ said Tiffany severely, ‘ did you make up the story about your clock? ’ ‘ Of course I did!
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh yes, Miss Clever? ’ ‘ Granny is quite big.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, that was n’t what I was supposed to say, was it? ’ said Cohen.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Out with it, then. ’ ‘ It ’s sort of in two parts. ’ ‘ Well? ’ ‘ It ’s a witch ’s hat because you wear it.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Pardon? ’ ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT A GIANT BEETLE?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Pardon? ’ ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT A GIANT BEETLE?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ So mistletoe, in fact, symbolizes mistletoe? ’ ‘ Exactly, Archchancellor, ’ said the Senior Wrangler, who was now just hanging on.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ So what?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Some man went to sleep up here once, when he was out hunting. ’ ‘ So what?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Strange- looking object, is n’t it? ’ said the pharaoh.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ There ’s a lot of magic in these mountains, right? ’ said Nanny.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Three big dogs? ’ said Roland.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about the middle road? ’ said Carter.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What bloody tyme d’you call thys, then? ’ ‘ Not time yet, ’ said Nanny.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What did you goe and bang the bell for?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is gnarly ground? ’ said Agnes.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What of? ’ ‘ I ’m not sure that there has to be an of, ’ he said.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that thing in your hand? ’ THIS?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that thing in your hand? ’ THIS?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s wrong with it? ’ ‘ Goes up to the Dancers, that path does, ’ said Jason.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ said Granny, who was thinking again.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ snapped Granny, who was now pacing up and down in front of the fire.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Which end? ’ Death grinned and stepped aside.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ’s playing the maracas? ’ Death grinned.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ’s that bloke?
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why did you raise your hand to threaten my servant? ’ said he.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yeah? ’ said Cohen, less impressed than the minstrel thought he ought to be.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do n’t believe that, then? ’ ‘ Not really.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You have n’t heard of the Emperor Carelinus? ’ ‘ Nope. ’ ‘ But he was the greatest conqueror that ever lived!
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You mean sort of fear and awe and not knowing whether to laugh or cry or wet their pants? ’ YES.
The Folklore of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ “ Two for joy ”? ’ said Agnes.
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''A Porsche is a kind of car?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''All of what?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''America?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''And all he did was stuff things?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''And what is Dead Man''s Hand?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''And what is the joke, exactly?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''And what would you say?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''And what, we ask ourselves, is their next course of action?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''And you''re pretending to be a vampire?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''And"Viva a spanner"?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Angels?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Any good?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Any of them on your list?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Any of them win any medals?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone else?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone important?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone know what the Somme is?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone there?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Anyway, I ca n''t look for''em, can I?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Are they listed in alphabetical order?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Are they lurching?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Are they... the breath- impaired?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Are we going to get into trouble?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Are we?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Are you Arthur Maxwell''s grandson?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Are you dead?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Are you related to Sergeant Atterbury?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Back where?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Being dead, you mean?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Bigmac?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''But that does n''t say what we''re going to do, does it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''By the way, why are you wearing a pink sheet?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Call this a world, do you?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Can I ask you one more question?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Can I finish up your onion rings?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Can I have an old sheet, Mum?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Can I have it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Can we actually stop it happening?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Can we have fun in Iceland?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Can we?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Can you float and mince at the same time?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Can you turn it on with your mind?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Canyou get a descrip- tion?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Check out?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Come on, we''ll give you a hand up..."''I jus''saw them there —''''How do you feel?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Come on\ Voices on the radio?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Cos you''re West Indian, right?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Did I see them waving?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Did anyone hear the radio last night?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Did he?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t you go to the careers evening last week?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t you see?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Did you know it''s Halloween?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t they teach you that sort of thing now?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you have to put money in?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Do we ever need to stop?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know all about druids?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Does it work?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Elm Street?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Escapology?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Even the bit with the poplar trees?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Exciting day, is n''t it?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, please?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''For all the people who used to work at the old rubber boot factory?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Ghost?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Ghost?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Go and give your grandad his tray, will you?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Go back?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Gone where?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Gosh, how often did you do that?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Grandad?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Grandad?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Had n''t we better see to your friend?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Haunts?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Have they gone?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''He invented communism, did n''t he?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''He plays the discs and stuff''''Is it some kind of punishment?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Hello, Mr Bell,''said Wobbler, speaking into an imaginary mouthpiece,''You know that telephone you invented years ago?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Hello, directory enquiries, what name please?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Hello, is that — Who invented the real telephone, anyone?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Hello?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Hey,''said Yo- less, in a dismally jolly voice,''my mum says why do n''t you guys come to church tonight?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''How about Mrs Sylvia Liberty?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''How about zombies?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''How come they know what''s on the radio?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''How did you know that?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''How do you feel about fish?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''How do/ know?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''How famous was William Stickers?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''How far to morning?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''How long to morning?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''How many of us are in this phone box?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t underst —''''Johnny?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''I expect the lady from the Home told you, did she?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''I hope there are n''t any naughty men with pitchforks, then?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, look, will you?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, what did he look like?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder if they all got there?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder what happened to him?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sure everyone out there would like to know, Bill... are there angels?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''If I ask you what you mean, you''ll say it''s hard to explain, right?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Is everyone keeping a look out for those Ghost- breakers?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t this what people wanted?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Is that better?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Is that how you pronounce it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Is that what they''re called now?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Is that why you could n''t leave with the others?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''It''s the ghost of the television?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Johnny?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Just now?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Know what I think?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Like Albert Einstein?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Like this, was it?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Like this, you say?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Like?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Look, I —''''Everything''s OK.''''It was fireworks, right?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Me?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Me?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Met Hannibal Lecter in a dark alley, did it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Miniature cinematography?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Grimm?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Grimm?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Grimm?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Grimm?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''My head does n''t have to spin round and round, does it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Night of the Killer Zombies?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''No way?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''No- one has explained this to you?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, so it was my fault the brakes were faulty?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yeah?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Pinball machines?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Practical, madam?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Probably,''said Wobbler,''but we do n''t care, do we, guys?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Ready, Mr Einstein?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Reckon the man who designed it lives here?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Reckon you''d get green glowing hands pushing up through the earth and nicking the sarnies?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Right?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Scared?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''See what it says up there?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''See?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''See?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Seen any dead around lately?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Shall we tell them?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Simon?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Singing"Here we go, here we go, here we go"?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Sir Humphrey Telephone?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''So mistakes can be made, can they?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''So that''s wireless telegraphy, is it?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''So what are you going to do about it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''So what?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''So why do n''t we find out?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Some dead people come in for a takeaway?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Someone was letting some fireworks off, yes?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Suffragette?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Swimming suits?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Tell us what?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''That was them, was it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''The Blackbury Preservation Society?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''The dead are watching television?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''The old country?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''The point I''m making,''said Yo- less,''is that you''ve got to help your friends, right?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''The postman?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Then where are they?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''This what?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''To keep people out or keep people in?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Us?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Vot was it like?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Want to come?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Was anyone supposed to tell us?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Was he a famous man?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Was he famous for anything?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Was he famous?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Was he quite big with a huge black beard and gold- rimmed spectacles?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Was he the last man alive who fought in the war?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Was he there?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Was it really Alexander Graham Bell?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Was that all?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Was that man on the radio making fun of me, do you think?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''We all supported Bigmac when he was in juv- enile court, did n''t we?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''We''re still over twenty- one, are n''t we?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Well, I found it, did n''t I?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Well, is n''t that what you expected?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Well, supposing it is?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Well, we ca n''t have that, can we?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Well, we''re public, are n''t we?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Well, what I say is hello?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Were they from United Consolidated?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What about all the stuff in the shops?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What about everyone else?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What about it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What about the thing with the letters and glasses?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What about thumbs?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What about you, Bigmac?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What about you?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What about?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What are they doing?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What are those things that go round and round in the sky?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing this for?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing''?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing, Mr Fletcher?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What are you going to do about this?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What are you going to do now?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What are you talking about now?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What did Sir Humphrey Telephone invent, then?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What did he mean?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What did you do?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What did you say the Alderman was called?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What do they teach you in school these days?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, it''s all gone cold?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What do you want to be?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What do you want?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What else have we got to worry about?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What films was he in?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What happened to Blackbury City Council?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What happened?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What is it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What is the fat boy talking about?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What is?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What is?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What little transistor radio?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What on earth are you blathering about, man?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What on earth do you mean?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What on earth for?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What shall we do now?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What sort of a man was he?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What time is it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What time is it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What was he famous for?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What was his real name?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What was it you were wanting?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What was that, dear?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What was the World Unit?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What will happen to us, young man?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What will you have to do?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What''re they saying?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you holding behind your back?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you thinking about, then?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What''s going OM?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What''s going to happen?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What''s got into them?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening now?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What''s he doing now?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the pay like?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What''s up, Dawn?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your name, comrade?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What, Albert Einstein?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What, Albert Einstein?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What, all of it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What, exactly, are we doing?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What, just to make burgers?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What... er... what does Pro Bono Publico mean?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''When did Columbus discover America, any- way?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''When did you think of that?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''When is the end, please?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''When you two have ceased this bourgeois ar- guing,''shouted William Stickers,''perhaps we can get back to important matters?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Where shall Page 29 Pratchett, Terry- Johnny 02- Johnny And The Dead.txt we try next?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Where to?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Where to?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Where''re you going to go, then?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s Mr Stickers gone?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s your brother?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Where... the Pals died?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Which one?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Which war against the Germans?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Who cares who invented the wretched thing?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Who was that one singing?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Who were they then, dear?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Who''re you ringing up?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s Father Kearny?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s she?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s that?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Who?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Who?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Whom?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Why are we going this way?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you all leaving?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you here?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Why bother with such a big stone arch?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Why did the Council sell the cemetery in the first place?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Why did they name it twice?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Why does n''t the man from United Amalagamated Consolidated Holdings answer the boy?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Why push their way through walls?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Why the back pages?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Will everyone SHUT UP?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Will we?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Will you listen to what you are saying?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Will you look at this?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Wo n''t we get scalped?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Wobbler,''he said,''If you make another joke like that —''''What?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Wobbler?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Wobbler?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Wobbler?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Women''s clothes and stuff?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Wonder if I could get a job here?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Would we?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, what''s happened?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, and you have to have a glittery glove on one hand —''''That''s important, is it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, lad?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You OK?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You all come down there after school, right?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You all right, Bigmac?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You all right, Johnny?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You all right?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t tzink,''said Solomon Einstein, care- fully,''that it is worth reconsidering your opinions in the light of experimental evidence?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You ever listen to Mad Jim''s Late Night Explosion?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You have been causing trouble, have you?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You know about the Pals, do you?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You know that little transistor radio?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You know the old cemetery?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You know those games where this ball runs up and bounces around and ends up in a slot at the bottom?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You know what I think?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You know what I''d say?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You know what day it is?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You said it''s too fiddly and not loud enough?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You there?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You''re a ghost?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You''re all coming to my party, remember?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You''re dead, right?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You''re no good at dancing, are you?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not scared, are you?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve heard of a train of thought?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve just been staring at nothing the whole time, you know that?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	)( Can I try, please?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	... 80''Open the door, will you, love?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	126 127''Thomas Bowler?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	166''You what?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	173''Wobbler?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	176 177''Yes?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	186''Who says I shall want to?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	28''Not scared, are you?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	55''Karl Marx?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	57''What''s a horse trough?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	67''You saying I''m fat?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	7 think it''s lucky we happened to be passing and found''em messing around, eh?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	A picnic?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	And do you know what''s going to happen to them?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	And do you know who he stole the idea from?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	And have the downtrodden masses risen 22 up to overthrow the capitalist oppressors in the glorious name of communism?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	And we ca n''t walk six feet?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	And what did you say the stuff was that the clothes are made of?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	And what do you think you know about anything?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Anyone coming with me?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Anyone else coming?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, why does n''t Grandad ever come?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Are there a lot of you in here?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Are you a physicist?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Arrest a cinema for being cold?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	But you do n''t know about Tommy Atkins?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	But you''re alive again, right?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	By myself?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	By the vay, where did that young man go?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Can I ask you some stuff?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Can I have a word?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Can you make it do that?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Care to tell us about it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Come on, will you?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Did I ever tell you?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t you know?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Did you know him?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Do you know about it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Do you see that?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Eeeeyooowh, was it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Elm Street?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Er... Bigmac, is n''t it?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me, young man, but should n''t you be in school?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Frisbees?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Have some more punch?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Hello?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Hello?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	How are you, in yourself?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	How can they use the phone?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	How many have we had?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	How should I know?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	How?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Huh?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	I bet you''d hear dead people lurchin''about inside/''Why do they lurch?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	I could have got badly hurt, right?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	I did n''t know that all this was going on, did you?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	I do n''t know where all those people went, do you?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	I ex- pect the global revolution is well established, yes?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	I think —''''Anyone want a raspberry snake?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	I wo n''t be happy until I''ve checked, OK?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	I''d say: you call this justice?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	I''ll be off, then, shall I?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	I''ll see you at Wobbler''s party tonight, all right?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Iceland?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	If you do n''t mind?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	In the actual cemetery?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Incidentally, is Stanley Roundway here?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Is it over?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Is this any way for the dead to behave?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	It''s dreadful to think about, is n''t it?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	It''s me?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Johnny?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Just because they made silly films about aliens and things did n''t actually mean, did it, that it could n''t ever happen?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Kids today, eh?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Know about him too, do you?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	LIKE?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Like the Great Houdini?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Man of Steel?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Marjorca and places?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Me?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Me?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Me?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Me?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Name and address and that sort of thing?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Old Tony Vicenti?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	On top of everything else, Michael Jackson''s going to sue me —''Get down and — what was it the man on the wireless said?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Page 1 Pratchett, Terry- Johnny 02- Johnny And The Dead.txt''You notice how there''s a lot more Halloween stuff in the shops these days?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Page 44 Pratchett, Terry- Johnny 02- Johnny And The Dead.txt''Really?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Page 53 Pratchett, Terry- Johnny 02- Johnny And The Dead.txt''What?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps that all happened and then, just when I was dying, some kind of angel turned up and said would you like a wish?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Poking around, eh?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Radioni?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Right?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Russia and stuff?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Scared?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Scared?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Scared?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Scared?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Scared?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	See?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Seen pictures, have you?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Shall we have a meeting?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Shame they''d driven it right through the place already, eh?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Sir?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	So I''ll just tuck it down behind Mr Vicenti''s slab, all right?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	So you''d better not have seen anything, right?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	So you''ll take the sign down, will you?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Sorry?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Still doing the conjuring tricks, are you?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Supposing it happened, and we missed it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Supposing tomorrow was Judgement Day?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Supposing we stayed away too long and forgot who we were?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	That does n''t make it scary, does it?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	That you''d seen them?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	That''s right, eh?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	That''s what radio''s for, innit?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	They are Christian souls, are n''t they?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	They are not mentally ill, or anything?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	They do not teach you in schools?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Tommy Atkins came to mean the average soldier —''''Like The Man In The Street?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Was n''t there an Elm Street down by Beech Lane?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	We do mix things up, do n''t we?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	We used to sing along with the people on the wireless:"We are the Ov —"WHAT?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Well, I''ll... is it?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Well, you have to, do n''t you?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Were they for any- thing special?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Were you a murderer or something?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What 132 do you want me to do?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What do you mean about relativity?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What exactly « a DJ?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What good would that do?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What happened?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What happened?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What if it were real?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What is a Batman?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What is it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What mixture?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What shall we do now?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What sort of future are we going to have, eh?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What the name meant?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What was it you were wanting?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What was it, young man?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What year is it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What''re you, a gay ghost?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What''s been happening since nineteen forty- nine?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What''s happening to me?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What''s he up to now?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What''s that?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What''s this?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	What''s yours?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	When they shot the Tsar?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Where shall we go?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Where you showed me William Stickers''grave?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Where''s everyone else?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Which one?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Who are yew?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Who is Shakespeare''s Sister and why is she singing on the wireless?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Who knew where the electricity went when the light was switched off?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Who shall we talk to next?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Who was Countess Alice Radioni?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Who''s it by?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Who?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Why are we waiting?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t this sort of thing happen to anyone else?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Why do I get out of breath?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Why should I be frightened?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Why should dead people do it?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Will you listen to what the living are doing?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Would he recognize it if he did n''t see it again?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Would you like a handkerchief?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Would you recognize those men if you saw them again?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Yo- less?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	You all right?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	You are dead, right?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	You know, that big satellite dish thing over towards Slate?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	You mean satellites?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	You mean they''re short?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	You started something, eh?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	You what?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	You what?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	You would n''t be so daft if there were living people buried here, would you?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	You''ve got your Everlasting Note, have n''t you?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	You''ve heard of Karl Marx?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	Zo, we find the right moment, yes?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	all soldiers were Tommy Atkins?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	angels involved?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	can you read a newspaper if I bring you one?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	dead want to know that?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	devils and things?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	drop in to have a chat with Mr Atkins?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	freak winds?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	ghost?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	how about Mr Antonio Vicenti?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	ii''Why what?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	machines are n''t alive, so how can they have ghosts?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	mean, yo, youknowhatl''msayin''?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	not to be allowed, er, in my opinion, er, it is totally hello?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	post- senior citizens?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	that''s all in the past, right?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	they''d be dead anyway, would n''t they?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	walk around?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	we should go and tell the others, do n''t you think?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	we''ll become like we were, wo n''t we?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	what did it say?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	what is it that United Amalgamated Consolidated Holdings ac- tually does?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	when a new recruit joined the Army he had to fill in his pay book, yes?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	would he?
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	yeah?''
Johnny and the Dead - Terry Pratchett	your descendants think if they could see you acting like this?''
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	''Ere, are you tryin''to spread discontent among the troops, Harry?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	''Ow much do they pay you, boy?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	A real old zombie? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett A sea voyage?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Ah, and that''d be''cos they did n''t die, see?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Ah, but maybe they kind of glided through the air, see? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Ah, yes, of course... and the rocks may contain valuable ores, or possibly even diamonds?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Ah, you intend to build a ship that can be drawn into the sky by dragons?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	All right, who doth he belong to?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	All that in one syllable?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And I''ll tell you for why, shall I? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett And air at this speed... air is... the thing about air... tell me, what do you understand by the words"shooting star"?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And are you omnipotent?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And die like old Old Vincent?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And do you have any last words?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And do you want a boon too?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And do you wish them to return?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And how are the fish, your mightiness?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And if they are exactly the same?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And is that all?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And is there anyone who can tell us why, before leaving the city, he and his men kidnapped a harmless minstrel from our embassy? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett And now, all dragons for two minutes...""I ssuppose he''ll ttell uss ssoon wwhat happens nnext?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And so you are now the unpaid Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And that is?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And that means, exactly?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And the nature of the painting?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And the third time?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And things?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And what about the old men who''re with him?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And what causes this lack in you, may I ask?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And what do we call this craft?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And what do we have here?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And what else''ve you got to look forward to, anyway?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And what is the problem?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And what is your move, my dear?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And what''s this thing hanging in the ceiling in front of me?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And where''s my apple?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And who are all the other chances?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And who are you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And who, precisely, defines the monstrousness of the monsters and the tyranny of the tyrants?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And would you care to give us a colloquial translation, Mr Rincewind?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And would you, Mister Stibbons, trust yourself in a contrivance pushed along by dragons?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And you have a request?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And you''re the Muse of Swearing?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And, of course, if we do fail, then things wo n''t be that bad, will they? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett And... er... you would n''t mind saying I fiendishly tried to cut your throats?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And... it''s not like we found any bodies, is it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Any questions?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Anyone know if there''s a lavatory at the top?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Anyway,said Mrs McGarry, smiling sweetly at the blushing Truckle,"I was sitting around after Charlie died, and I thought, well, is this it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Apprentices? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Are any of the levers marked?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t they magnificent creatures?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Are we dead, Willie?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Are we thinking this one through? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Are you a friend of his?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Are you an atheist?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Are you collecting?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Are you dead or not?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Are you dead?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Are you saying that we can not get there in time?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure Cohen''s all right in the head?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure you do n''t want further time to think?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Are you the one who has to take the dried frog pills?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Are you —"Hold this, will you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Are you, er, are you much of a religious man yourself?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Before or after?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Better? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Bludy walrus again?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Breakfast, anyone?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But could n''t someone build something like that?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But did n''t they have more or less all of that anyway?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But do us a favour and see the bard gets back all right, though, will you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But everything was n''t enough, was it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But then we heard screams again? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett But we can feed them some of the silver plants, ca n''t we?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But we''ll have to save it for everyone, right?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But what about all those heroes that are n''t remembered in songs and sagas, eh? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett But what is it for?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But where would heroes be without magic maps?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But will it do?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But will it work?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But with numbered parts and a list of instructions?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But you are a gods- fearing man?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But you know what? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett But, my dear mortal, fire can not harm the gods...""Well now,"said Cohen,"that depends, right?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But... excuse me?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But... look, I''m sorry, but... sagas are just primitive poems, are n''t they?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But... well, I''m Evil Harry, right? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett But... why be so upset?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t we just fly into it and open a window?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Can do what?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Can they throw the Librarian out?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Can we cook''em, do you think?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Can we outrun it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Can we stop it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Can we throw some of this stuff out of the ship to lighten it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Can you describe the terrain?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Can you see into the future?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Captain Carrot,said Leonard, as Rincewind sulked in his seat,"oblige me by opening the cabinet there, will you?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Captain Carrot?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Chained to a rock? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Cohen the Barbarian?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Coming to have some dinner, old friend?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Considering what?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Could the... thing you are planning land on Cori Celesti?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Could we all hold our breath for a quarter of the time?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Could we focus on that technicality?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Could we just get on with it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Did I?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Did he do any mighty deeds?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t I fight you when you were the Doomed Spider God?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t you watch how Leonard did it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t you watch what Leonard did when he landed us on the moon?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Did they really sayAnkh- Morpork, we have an orangutan"?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Did to him? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Did you do this, Harry?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Did you get that bit where I cut up that big taranchula?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Did you mean one of those rubber things?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Did you see the design he came up with yesterday?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Did you tell him?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t I know you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Do we have something that he has owned? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Do you know who we all are?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Do you think that sending Captain Carrot would be an excellent idea?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Do you think they''ve survived?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Does he? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Does your pet want a balloon as well?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Down? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Down?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Easily intimidated?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Eh? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Eh?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	End of problem, right?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Er... why are you doing this?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Er... would you care to look in this piece, sir?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Er..."What did the scenery look like?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Even foreigners?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Feeling your age, are you?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Finished what, old friend?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Five damn days, that battle took,said Truckle,"''cos the Duchess was doing a tapestry to commemorate it, right?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Gentlemen, are you forgetting?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Ha''ye heard the sayin''''Can yer mither stitch, pal''?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone ever broken an omniscope before, sir?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Have you any idea what it is that the Silver Horde wants?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Have you been to the Hub?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	He brought fire to everyone, and the gods did that to him, eh? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett He seems to come back from all sorts of —""You see?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Heard of them, have you? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Hello?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Hello? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Hhow mmuch of ththat hhas iinvolved ssteering fflying sships wwith ddragons?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Him? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett History?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Hmm? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Hmm?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How about Pamdar the Witch Queen?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How about if someone stuck two fingers in yer eyes?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How about you, Cohen?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How are things?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How are we doing, Mr Stibbons?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How can you say that? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett How did you find that out?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How did you get that damn thing to work?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How did you work that out so exactly, Mr Stibbons?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How far are we from the island of Krull?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How many, bard?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How much to write me a saga?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How the hell did you carry this, old woman?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How''s our enormous kite?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Huh... the answer is always''teeth'', is it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Huh?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I beg your pardon?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I got the idea from observing a type of teazel, which —"And this will be useful?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I just hope — What is that on your badge, Captain Carrot?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what do we call ourselves?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I mean, yes, obviously I am untrustworthy, point taken, but it''s a matter of pride here, you understand? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett I meant officially?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I said —"Do you wish them to arrive alive?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I suppose there are just the three of us aboard?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I think we had a deal?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I thought you said you could find him with this thing?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if we ought to take a few back?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I wonder what else lives down here that we do n''t know about?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I wonder, O God of Fish, how good a player you are?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I''m not exactly a rocket wizard, am I?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I''m sorry?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I''m sorry?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	If they chop up the orangutan and feed him to the dragons, wo n''t that kill two birds with one stone?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	If we have to drop all the dragons,Leonard had said,"we —"What?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	In that case —"If I may suggest a diversion, sir?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	In this wooden ship, which will be very, very high?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Indeed? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Is it badly damaged?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Is it just me,said the minstrel,"or are we missing something here?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Is that a problem?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Is that all? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Is that better?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Is that not so, Archchancellor?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Is that true?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Is there a god of policemen?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Is there a problem?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Is there any air here?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Is there anyone who knows anything about Ghengiz Cohen?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Is there anything we can do to help?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Is there something wrong with your back?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Is this a matter for the Watch?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Is this the time to resign from the crew?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	It comes down showin''seven and I win, right?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	It will be the last flight of the Kite, wo n''t it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	It''ll really all blow up?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	It''s a definite problem, is it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	It''s all to do with when I was six, all right? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett It''s great, is n''t it?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	It''s you, is n''t it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Just do n''t look at me that way, will you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Ladies? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Leonard designed the ship to land in snow, did n''t he?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Let me speak to Captain Carrot, will you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Like what?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Like''Up spake Wulf the Sea- rover'', see? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Married an innkeeper, did n''t you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Maybe we could... come back another time?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Me and pink knitting wool?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Me? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Millions of worlds, and we get... what?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Mr Stibbons was right, was he?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Mr da Quirm?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Mustrum, should the moon be doing that?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Mwwa...''And did you get that bit when I killed that big six- armed dancin''statue?''
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Mwwa...''What''re you talkin''about?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Nice walrus steak, anyone? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett No sense in forbidding broccoli, is there?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	No tongue, eh?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Now look,said Boy Willie,"none of us like havin''to wallop you alongside the ear when you go on like this, do we?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Now, are you goin''to do like she says, or shall I get my friend Truckle here to ask you? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Now, can you please listen?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Oh well, shame about the end of the world, but these things happen, eh?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Oh, do you really think —?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Oh, no..."What? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Oh, that was n''t what I was supposed to say, was it?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Oh, you''re Fate?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Oh? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Ook?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Ook?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Ook?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Or there may have been a passing flock of really large soft birds?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Pardon me?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Pardon? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Perhaps a woman''s touch?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps we should all stop talking?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you would be kind enough to find a cabin somewhere and come up with a list of all the various ways I could solve this? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Pink knitting wool?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Plan?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Possibly on grounds of insanity?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Problem?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Really? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Really?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Really? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Really?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Really? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Really?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Really? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Really?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Really?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Reasonable? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Remember when we were crossing the ice?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Remember, Hamish? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Remembering who?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Right now?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Rincewind, please be so good as to pull that lever there, will you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Rincewind?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Second star to the left and straight on''til morning?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	See? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Seein"all them seas sort of hanging right over you like — What''s up with Harry?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Seven?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Shall I drop the tarpaulin anchor, sir?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Shall we get aboard? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Should it be doing that?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Sir?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Sir?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Sir?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	So I suggest we do so..."Are you thaying we thould take them theriouthly?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	So I''ve got to a get a six too, yeah?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	So he was a cheat as well as a cry- baby?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	So how come you left the Evil Dark Lord business, Harry?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	So if everyone would once again hold tight?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	So it''s a deal, then, is it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	So we are going to crash?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	So what''s this? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett So you stay with nice Mr Stibbons, all right?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	So you''re not a religious man, then?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	So... um... who wrote the scrolls?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	So... we''ll run straight into the Circumfence, then?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	So... your apple ate itself?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	So? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Sounds good, does n''t it?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Spakes?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Tea, anyone?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	That is all right, is n''t it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	That place? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett That''ll happen in just two years?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	That''s ano", then, is it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	That''s what heroes want, is n''t it? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett The devils, eh?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	The hero who waff buried here, all right?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	The mountain at the Hub of the world, sir? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett The ship they said went right under the Disc?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Then why —?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Then... supposing I''m not insane?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	There is a difference?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	There is a... monkey god?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	There''s hundreds of gods, right? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett There''s me, and you,"said Vena,"and Truckle and Boy Willie and Hamish and Caleb and the minstrel,""So?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	They ca n''t just turn around and come back?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	They will be all right, wo n''t they?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	This does n''t involve some kind of flying machine, does it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	This is a vital journey?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Those are the Silver Horde? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett To record the moment?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Truckle,said Cohen,"remember when you told me to tell you when you were bein''too uncivil?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Um... why do you ask?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Up to which point?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Upset?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Was it something you could actually steal?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Was there some position we''re supposed to get into?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	We have n''t come to the wrong place, have we?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	We rush in?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	We''re going to hit the moon instead?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	We- ll... you know that religion that thinks that whirling round in circles is a form of prayer?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Well now, what have we here?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Well, gentlemen?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Well, if you''re not going to expect unexpected flames, what''s the point of going anywhere?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Well, not —"Where would he have been if we were n''t there to give him a proper funeral, eh? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Well, the way I see it, we do n''t think we are; so why should we care what anyone else thinks?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Well, these scrolls all tell you how to get to the mountain, a perilous trek that no one has ever survived?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Well, you''ve got to have a troll, have n''t you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Well... er..."See? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Well?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Well? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Well?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Well?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What Mr Stibbons means, my lord,said the Archchancellor,"is that there are billions and billions of futures that, er, sort of exist, d''yer see?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What about?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What are you actually going to do, Cohen?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What did your mate Carelinus do after he''d blown his nose?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What do Nugganoteth believe in?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What do they expect? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett What do we know of this man?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What do you mean, you''re not sure?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What do you mean,''in a way''?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What do you mean,''lie on your back with your arms folded across your chest''?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What do you need from us?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What exactly has Cohen the Barbarian done that is heroic?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What happens if we do n''t open the right valves in sequence, sir?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What has switched off the down- ness?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What have we got to lose?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What if we''re delayed?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What is going on?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What is that supposed to mean?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What kind of emergency would be worse than having a dragon strapped to your back?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What kind of magic?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What levers do I pull? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett What say?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What stuff?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What was that about, Ponder?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What were his people?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What''d you do if you did n''t have a worst enemy?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What''re they doing?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What''re they, right up there?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What''re you doing here, you old rat?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What''re you doing, lad?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What''s going on?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What''s happened?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What''s it to you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What''s that, hanging on that rock?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What''s the plan?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What''s your name, son?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What, a man throttled with pink knitting wool?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett What?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett What?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett What?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett What?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett What?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Whatever happened to the magic circles and dribbly candles?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	When Old Vincent died, him being one of us,said Boy Willie,"where was the Bridge of Frost to take him to the Feast of the Gods, eh?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	When was that? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett When you prohibit you do n''t meth about, do you?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	When?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Where are you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Where is he, anyway?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Where to?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Where you clamped your hand over his mouth?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Where''re we off to, friend?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Where?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Which one is it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Who really appreciates a good Dark Lord these days? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Who was he?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Who''s that bloke? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Whut?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Whut? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Whut?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Whut?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Whut?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Whut?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Whut?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Whut?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Whut?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Whut?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Whut?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Whut?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Whut?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Whut?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Why did you do it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Why do n''t you come with us, Evil Harry?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Why us?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Why''re they so happy?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Why? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Why?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Will you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Willie, why have you got a tomato on your head and a carrot in your ear?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	With their arms and legs? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Wizards know about this sort of thing, do n''t they?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Yeah, okay, but it''s not exactly untying it, is it? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Yeah?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Yeah?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Yeah?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Yeah?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Yes, but how do you plan to do this?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Yes, the old stories do hang around so, do n''t they?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Yes, we''re all real heroes here, are n''t we?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Yes? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Yes?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You asking me will it do?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You believe it gives you some sort of eternal life?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You boys want some stew?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You do this sort of thing as a hobby, do you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You got all our names down right, Mr Bard?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You got better things to do with that lyre than smash it over someone''s head, right? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett You got — what''s that word, Truckle?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You have n''t got one, have you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You have n''t heard of the Emperor Carelinus?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You help me get down and I''ll write you into the saga as the most wicked, iniquitous and depraved evil warlord there has even been, understand?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You know a few minutes ago, where you said''press the plunger''?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You know, the little dragon that was our Watch mascot? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett You mean he''s a plague carrier?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You mean like,''Bright was the day''?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You mean like,''It was a bright day''?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You mean people are going to mug us and steal all our money and kick us viciously in the ribs?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You mean, last words before we go and come back?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You meant I should n''t''ve?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You must''ve defiled a few temples in your time, Harry?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You pressed it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You really think they could have survived?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You still not joining us, Mrs McGarry?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You understand?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You were just going to rush in, were n''t you? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett You will give something to us?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You wish I was n''t right? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett You would n''t mind saying —""— spaking —""— sorry, spoking,''Behold the temples of the gods'', would you?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You yourself have not studied the classics, young man? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett You''ll remember I said that, lad?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You''re Nuggan, are n''t you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You''re alive?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You''re finding this exciting, are n''t you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You''re just a coward really, are n''t you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You''re letting him go?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You''re telling me you think you could make it even better?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You? The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett Your jailer, right?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Your own, I assume?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	''Cos that''s heroing, am I right?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	''Hello?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	''Ooh, ta, missus, much obliged''?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	''Remember to sing about that bit where that fish swallowed me and I cut my way out from inside, okay?''
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	''Seven?''
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	''What''th that?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	''Why did n''t you just cut''is''ead off?''
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	... the High Energy Magic building?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	A device for seeing behind you without slowing down?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	A gap had been cut in the covers so that the —"By the way... what are we?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	All minor extremities?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	All of it?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And I will just sit here and toy with a few ideas?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And after that?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And also, if you recall... the Maria Pesto?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And do you know how much a small slab of chocolate cost in our town, and what they did to people who were caught with one?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And have you heard the saying''You can not cheat Fate''?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And he knows who we are and he''s still going to fight us...""You think he''s a hero?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And new gods turning up all the time, right?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And see the way the snow''s sticking to it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And the other two?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And then... there was this scroll...""What scroll?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And this one is —?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And what about Bloody Stupid Johnson?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And what are you going to be, Harry?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And what form of words will we use, pray?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And what is it that you intend to do?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And why was this?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And you, Hamish?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	And, everyone... try not to wake up Hamish, all right?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Anyone heard of Ning the Uncompassionate?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Anyone?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Are you listening, Mr Stibbons?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Are you prepared to let them stand here and defy us?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Are you suggesting I will kill the cat just by looking at it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Because of course you will be coming back, wo n''t you?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Better than what?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Blind Io, the elderly chief of the gods, said,"I suppose there is no harm they can do us?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But can you supply me with wind?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But gods grew bigger when called upon at need, and enough minds had cried out,"Oh god, what was that I hit?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	But, after all, when did that ever have anything to do with anything?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Can anyone tell me?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Can magic help us, Archchancellor?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Can we please get on?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Can you get this frying pan off my back?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Can you unstick this frying pan from my head, please?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Cohen sighed,"All right, then let''s say supposing I do n''t —""Cohen?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Commander Vimes?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Could you not simply turn the paper up the other way?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Did I say something?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Did he have the broccoli and ham too?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Did to him?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Do you really say that?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Do you think I have the smile right?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Does n''t a plan suggest itself?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Double or quits?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Double stakes?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Eh?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Er... do you actually know how to fly this thing, Leonard?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Every one was a world, eh?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Explosives, yes, very barbaric... but why a minstrel?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Feelin''whut?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	First man to be cut in half by a concealed blade is a rotten egg, okay?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	For a first offence?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone tried to talk to them?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Have I understood the situation?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Have n''t you heard of the Tsortean Knot?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Have you noticed?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	He makes... devices, and paints pictures, does he?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	He''s still there?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Hello?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Hello?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Hello?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How about a magazine?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How about it... are you coming with us?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How old are you, Hamish?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How would Lord Vetinari have handled this?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How''d it look if I was to go around with a bunch of heroes?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	How''re you doing, Vena?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I bet even the gods do n''t know all the gods, right?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I mean, they just wo n''t ever believe it..."Trust me, right?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I reckon we''re doing this''cos we are goin''to die, d''yer see?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I say?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I think the word that interests me here is the term"theft", an activity frowned on by most of the world''s major religions, is it not?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I thought you were supposed to be blind?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I was walking along the street and —""How much?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if they''ll believe in the gods any more?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I''d have to, see?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	I''ve just got to wait for the Grim Reaper?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	If the question was,"What is the best spell for turning a book of poetry into a frog?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	If we fail to come back, there wo n''t be anywhere left to fail to come back to in any case, will there?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	If you would be so kind as to dismount?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	In the silence, the minstrel said,"Um?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	In this... general lightness, that should be quite sufficient to allow us to take off again, although there is one minor problem — Shoo, will you?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Is Leonard still out there?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Is there anyone there?''
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Is this philosophy?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	It spent its entire life in a series of lazy journeys between the Rim and the Hub, and where was the point in that?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	It''s like tuning a string, and if —""Sorry, what applied magic?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Like me, I''m Cohen the Barbarian, right?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Listen to me, listen, do you hear what I''m tellin''you?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Lord Vetinari cast his eye over the three... what was the word?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Lord Vetinari looked at the hoses that snaked from the omniscope and out through the open door and across the lawn to... what was it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Not one of our locals ones, is he?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Now, what was the quote?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Of course, if it was up to me, it''d be different... but I''ve got a reputation to think about, right?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	One last throw of the dice?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Plenty of spakes?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Ready, Hamish?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Really?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Remember some of the things he built?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Remember?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Right, Harry?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Sanity?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Seeing it all like this makes me feel very... very...""Scared?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Shall I smite him?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	So?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	So?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Some personal item he has left lying around?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Someone, he thought muzzily, really should be doing something with them, should n''t they?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Stage Two?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Strange, eh?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Tell me, do you have all the machinery you need?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	That it''s Truckle''s map?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	That''s where yo — we play around with u — mortals, right?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	The cat dies when the air runs out?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	The hell with all of it — What''s up with you?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	The leaves were —"Hold still, will you?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	The next one — mmph...""What happened there?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Then Blind Io said,"Is that one of those... wooden objects, was n''t it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	They do know they''re dead, do n''t they?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Things lyin''aroound?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	To crush the thrones of the world beneath their sandalled feet, as the poet puts it?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Um... we should be all right if we wear our helmets all the time...""There''s plenty of air nearer to the world, is n''t there?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	We''re not exactly out of trouble ourselves, are we?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Well, I''m sure this is all very nice, but we all know about artists, do n''t we?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Well, we can do without magic for a couple of years, ca n''t we?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Well?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Well?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Wha''kind o''hero works for forty- three dollars a month?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What about Mr Pretty?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What about them?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What are all these dials for?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What are they short of?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What did he do next?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What did you see?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What does the rest of the face do?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What else, now...?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What has he painted?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What heroes that are n''t remembered in songs and sagas?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What is your name, young man?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What kind of bard does n''t even have a harp?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What levers do I pull?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What shall I do?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What was it he always said?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What were you saying?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What''s the usual direction?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What''s up, Mr Fate?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	What?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Where did you dig him up?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Where''s our bard?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the man got to?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the omniscope?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Which lever?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Which old thane?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Who would have thought that better roads and faster carts would have led to that?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Who''s the thin streak of misery?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Whut?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Why is n''t''e writin''this down?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Why were people so stupid?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Why?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Why?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	With your sword... like Carelinus untied the Tsortean Knot?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Would you care to have a look, my lord?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Would you like a peanut?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Yeah, why not show me the rules, eh?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Yes, Captain Carrot?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	Yes?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You and me signed on with Duke Leofric the Legitimate when he invaded Nothingfjord?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You are Boy Willie, aka Mad Bill, Wilhelm the Chopper, the Great —""And you are going to arrest us?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You are an evil treacherous Dark Lord, right?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You do not need to be a rocket wizard to work that out, surely?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You know the wizards want us to make all kinds of observations?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You say you are some kind of a watchman?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You see a big hairy thing galloping towards you, you do n''t stop to think: Is this a rare species on the point of extinction?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You sure you made a note of that bit where I —?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You think they wo n''t notice a bunch of humans wandering around?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You want another go, is it?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	You''re going to return fire to the gods?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	[ 2]"Really?
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	understand?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	venture?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	what?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	why?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	yes?"
The Last Hero_ A Discworld Fabl - Terry Pratchett	yes?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	? Hor yu latruin nor u?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	? Hor yu latruin nor u?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	A big monster?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	A knife, even?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	A picture box?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	A spell?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	A tavern brawl? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett A wager?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	All that?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	All that?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	All very humanitarian, but why?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Also tomorrow, may we get a better profile, hokay?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Am I doing this right?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Am I to be weaponless again?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And I suppose I earn my freedom if I win?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And I suppose you were waiting to take me there, eh?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And even if you could get a harness on it, how could you get it to pull a cart?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And if every man on the shores of the Circle Sea had a mountain of gold of his own? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett And no- one knows what the spell does?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And the fee?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And what have you got to say for yourself?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And yet, again, I believe I felt you giving me a little assistance against the others?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And you make money at this inn- sewer- ants?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And you''re not letting me go?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And your advice?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Any suggestions? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Anyhow, it''s a bit ungracious is n''t it?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Are the chelonauts ready?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Are these biscuits made of something really nauseating, do you suppose?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Are you a goddess then?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Are you awake?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Arousing your cupidity, little friend? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Being torn apart by wolves wo n''t hurt?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Bet?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Bet?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Both at the same time, or one after the other?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	But how does it? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett But what do you want to sacrifice us for?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	But who could cheat Fate?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	But who would be so stupid as to worship Bel – him? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett But you can help us?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t we do anything about it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Can you explain this?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Can you smell oil?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Come over here, will you?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Comparatively? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Consecutively or concurrently,"she assured him"What?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Defeatist? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Depressing?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Did I? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Did n''t you hear something?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t you?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Did you cut the lights down?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Did you say that?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t I even get a sword?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t say what?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t think you''re afraid?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t want people to know you''ve got dragons here, eh?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you get scared of heights?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you understand?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Do what?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Do you believe you have a choice?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Do you think I ’ve got an imagination?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Do you think you could ask them all to stand over by the window, please? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Do you think you''re the first person from the Empire who has ended up on the Circumfence?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Does n''t anything ever worry you?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Ecolirix?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Ecro- gnothics? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Eh?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Everything all right here, then?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Exciting, is n''t it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me,said Twoflower"And if I fail these tests?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Fade? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Find Bel- Shamharoth?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Find the Soul Render and not get involved? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Fire- raiser, is he?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Friend?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Friend?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	From the inside?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Fut?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Get out? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Getting on?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Gngh?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Gold?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Hallo?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Have a word with him, will you?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever flown before?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Have you heard of the city of Des Palargic?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Have you tried the door?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	He''s a hero, is n''t he?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Hey, are you all right?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Him?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Hmm?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How can I forget?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How can a book tell a man what to say?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How can a man with plenty of gold consider himself poor? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett How come you''re up here?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How could we have known?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How did you get in there?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How did you know?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How do you know there''s treasure in there?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How else would anyone get to the Wyrmberg?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How else?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How long has this- Guild- been in existence, may I ask?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How long to the doorway?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How much longer do we have?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How will the emperor know?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Hrun the Barbarian who would boldly walk into the jaws of Death Himself?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Hrun, is n''t it? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Hrun?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Hrun?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Hrun?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Huh? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Hullo?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I beg your pardon?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I ca n''t?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I can see what it is,he said,"But what is it?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I doubt it,said Rincewind hopelessly"What does it do, then?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I expect you know what this is, do n''t you?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I get you and this mountain?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I just have n''t got time for you, do you understand?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I mean, here you are, carrying around a box full of gold, do n''t you think anyone in their right minds would jump at the chance of pinching it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what is it heroes really want?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I said what would you like me to say?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I said, are you awake?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I suppose you would n''t tell us why?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I thought I heard you say the Guild of Merchants?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I thought I said there were to be no unaccompanied flights?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I thought you liked seafood?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if dragons can fly all the way to the stars?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I wonder who started it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I wonder why they left all this?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I''m being dragged into this pit, what do you think?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I''m captured, right?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I''m holding you, are n''t I? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett I''m making rather a mess of this, are n''t I?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I''m not rescued, am I?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	If I turn around, what will I see?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	If we had him with us, who''d attack us?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Impressive, is n''t it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	In return for which- in return-"Yes? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Indeed?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Indeed?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Is anyone there?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Is it any of Your business, Zlorf?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Is it genuine?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Is it necessary?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Is it shock of some kind?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Is it? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Is n''t it obvious?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t this the ship they''re going to send over the Edge? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett It turned up?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	It was magic?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	It''s a net, is n''t it? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett It''s not really worth it, is it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Just do n''t say it, okay?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Just go away, will you?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Just hurry up, will you?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Just kill them,she said sharply"Good fighters, are they?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Just listen, will you? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Kill?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Later than what?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Later?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Like all these imaginary burns on my arm, you mean?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Look,he said,"I know a good tavern, is that enough?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Look,he said,"we''ll threaten to damage the thing if they do n''t let us go, right?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Lord?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Marvellous really, is n''t it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	May I be of assistance?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Me? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Me?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	My Lord... what is Death like?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	No doubt fixtures and fittings get damaged?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	No good you going on pressing the lever when there''s no pink, is there? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett No guards?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	No pink, See?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	No? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett No?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Now we share the treasure eh?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Number?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Obey?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Obvious, is n''t it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Odd, is n''t it? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Okay,"he said,"what is the second test?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	People robbing and murdering all over the place, what sort of impression are visitors going to take away? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Perhaps it fell overboard?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you''re in that holly bush over there?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Possibly I could only kill one of you,he murmured,"but I suggest you ask yourselves which one?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Really?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Reeburs?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Reflected- sound- of- underground- spirits? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Rhinu?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Rincewind?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Rincewind?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Run away and leave Hrun with that thing?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Sacrificed? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Say what?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Scrofula?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	See anything?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	See?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	See?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Shall I let go?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	So calculating?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	So how did the Drum catch fire?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	So in return for all this...?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	So it was one of them that kidnapped us?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	So why are you here?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	So you bleed gold, do you?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	So?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Stop talking like that, do you hear?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	That''s all very well,said the demon, hefting the scythe,"but why not try to see things from my point of view?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	That''s pretty uneven odds, is n''t it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	That''s rather the point, is n''t it? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett The Circumfence?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	The Hub Gate, you say?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	The correct prayers are being intoned? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett The moon?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	The picture''ll be over- exposed, I know it..."They''re salamanders?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	The third test?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Then what?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	There are lots of other worlds out there?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	There''s another world down there?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	This is a prison cell?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	This the foreigner?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	This thing?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	This worm- eaten old tinder pile?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	This? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett This?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Trust?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Twoflower?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Twoflower?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Um, but here I am inside it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Ungh?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Unless,he added,"you wish to resign...?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Want a seaweed biscuit?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Want to bet that she wo n''t catch him?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	We have, have we?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	We''d all be rich?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	We''re still alive, are n''t we?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Well what?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Well, I have n''t broken anything, and I have n''t drowned, so what am I about to die of? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Well, you see, I – what?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Well, you''ve got about ten seconds to try,he said"The dragons-""Yah?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Well,he said,"what I think is, the point is, well, you know octiron?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Well?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Well?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Well?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Well?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Well?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Well?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Whah?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What a strange creature,Twoflower remarked,"Is it dangerous?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What about that, eh?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What about the Luggage?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What am I going to die of?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What are the other-Hrun paused, his lips moved soundlessly and then he hazarded,"two?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What are they doing now?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What are you grinning for?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What are you staring at?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What did he say?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What did the innkeeper say?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What did you do that for?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What did you say your name was?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What did you say?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What did you say?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What do you mean?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What do you want?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What else have you got to say, man?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What else is down there? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett What else is there, then?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What happened next?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What happened to them, then?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What happened? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett What happens after a ship goes over the Rimfall?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What happens next?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What he means is, are you about to start being generally unpleasant again? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett What in hell''s that?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What is it called then, this mighty magic?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What is it, anyway?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What is it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What is it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What is it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What is this stuff in the mugs?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What is this tourism of which you Speak?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What is your name, dragon?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What is your name, hero?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What is your name?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What the hell are you talking about?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What the hell is that?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What the hell is this?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What things?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What was all that?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What was that about risks?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What was that all about, friend?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What was that?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What was what?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What would you like me to say?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What –Rincewind tried to suppress a burp –"what for?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What''s a canard?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What''s happening?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What''s he doing?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What''s he going on about?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What''s his name?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What''s holding my leg?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What''s holding you?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What''s it doing?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What''s the matter with your friend?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What''s the matter?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What''s this wine – crushed octopus eyeballs?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What, all of them?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett What?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	When are you coming down?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	When it gets really dark, do you think we''ll be able to look down and see Great A''tuin the World Turtle?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Where am I?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Where are my friends? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Where are my magicians?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Where are you taking us, and why? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Where do Shadows come from?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Where is he, the rich foreigner?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Where is he?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Where is your home?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Where''s it coming from? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Where''s the next test, then?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Where, exactly?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Where?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Who are all these men?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Who are you calling a barbarian?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Who does that steed belong to, false wizard?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Who is he?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Who is your client, may I ask?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Who knows?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Who would have thought there was so much sapient pearwood in the whole of the disc?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Who''s that?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why ca n''t he say eight?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t I think of that?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why do n''t we get Hrun to accompany us to Quirm?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why do n''t you ever worry?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why should I? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Why were they so bright?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why, it''s Rincewind the wizard, is n''t it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Will two thousand be sufficient, do you think?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Will you knock that off,he snarled,"Let''s just get this Straight, right?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Wo n''t hurt?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Wo n''t you join me, Zlorf?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Would a rhinu be one of those big gold coins?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Would he leave that sort of thing around if it could hurt him?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Would you care for a crystallised jellyfish? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Would you like something to eat?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Would you like something to suck?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Would you like to die now, or surrender first?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Would you, though?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Yah, but what happened?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Yes, lord?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Yes, that one over there is Frig Stronginthearm, over there is Black Zenell-"Is Hrun the Barbarian here?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Yes? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett Yes?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You are the lord of this place?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You bet Broadman it would n''t catch fire?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You can match my stake?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You can understand him?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You do have them, do n''t you? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett You do n''t think so?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You feel, perhaps, that it would be a marvellous thing to go to the Counterweight Continent and bring back a shipload of gold?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You inn- sewered the Drum?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You killed me once already, remember?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You know that wizards ca n''t be killed by edged weapons?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You know that? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett You mean I just thought of you and there You were?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You mean this is one of those places?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You mean we''ve got to go on that?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You want to see a fight?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve been through that?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve come to hire mercenaries(warriors who fight for the tribe with most milknut- meal")?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You''d be Twoflower, would n''t you? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett You''d better take me to this Wyrmberg of yours, had n''t you?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You''ll fight us both together?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You''re Bravd the Hublander, are n''t you?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You''re getting quite good at using the picture box, you know that?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You''re made of dirt,said the troll,"but I did n''t pass comments about things you ca n''t help, did I?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You''re sorry?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You''re the one they call the Lady?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	got held up, did you?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	have you ever met a barbarian?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	in the belly of a dragon?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	is that what they are called? The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett surely you recall that I am the one goddess who comes only when not invoked?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	surely you remember?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	( Boom, boom went crypt lids, in the worm- haunted fastnesses under old mountains...)"Um, why not?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	A neat barter, is it not?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	A rhinu, you say?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	A small gold piece will be sufficient payment, do you think?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	After all, where else could they go?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Alright?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Am I not a dryad?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And for your friend, perhaps?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And of what seas?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And that this, according to ancient legend, is because it is largely made of gold?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And why all these strange lights?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And you?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And – Master Launchcontroller?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And, aha, He does n''t appear to be in the neighbourhood..."SHAL WE GO?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	And, er, Rincewind?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Are there any warriors?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	BUT WHY ARE YOU HERE?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Back there?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Bless you, whatever put that idea into your head?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Broadman is a- friend of ours, is n''t he?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	But I do n''t want to die yet, so let''s just get going, shall we?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	But what would happen to Twoflower, all alone in a city where even the cockroaches had an unerring instinct for gold?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	But why were there dryads at all?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	But, as you point out, they are not very similar to dollars...""Well, of course they''re not-""Ah you admit it, then?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	By the time the chelonauts were standing at the foot of the ladder that led to the ship- and was there more than a hint of reluctance about them?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	By the way-""Yes?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Can I press you to a candied starfish?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Can you hear me, imp?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Chicken, you say?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Compared to what?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Could you explain it to them?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Did I ever tell you about the time I was thrown into a lake up in th –""What happened to the others?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Did I pay the innkeeper too much, do you think?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Did he make it to a tree too?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t try and give her any other name, okay?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what the odds are against a house catching fire in the Red Triangle district of des Pelargic?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Do you think I ought to thank them?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Do you use them as a raft, or just throw them to the sharks and sort of watch them sink?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Echo- gnomics?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Every day?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Everything else is just my usual luck, but why the troll?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	For a moment greed overcame caution, and he reached out gingerly... but what was the use?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Frequented, you mean, by heroes and men of adventure?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	From the western plantations in, ah, Rehigreed Province, yes?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Got any food?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Had n''t it shifted slightly, as though rocked by the wind?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Have I already told you that I am Greicha the First?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Have I been reduced in size?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	He added thoughtfully,"Do gems burn, I wonder?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	He beckoned to Rincewind, and said:"? Tyo yur atl ho sooten gatrunen?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	He beckoned to Rincewind, and said:"? Tyo yur atl ho sooten gatrunen?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	He looked up at the ceiling Should it be sagging like that?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	He rescued us,"explained Twoflower"Will you look around now?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	He said,"Do you by some chance fail to follow me?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Hear?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Hey,"Hrun added, brightening"did you notice all those rooms they brought us through?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How about it?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How can I think on an empty stomach?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How did you get in?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	How trustworthy would he be?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	However,"he scratched an ear thoughtfully,"perhaps the Assassins''Guild...?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I mean, are we really in a tree?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I mean, if you fell off, what would you see?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I mean, it''s like a home to me, is the Drum...""Not entirely stupid, are you?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what''s weird to a demon?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I say, this food is a bit greasy, is n''t it?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I ’m rather proud of it but, look, I do n''t think these gentlemen would- well, I mean they might be- sort of apprehensive?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve worked with better material than you, but it''s either that or – have you ever spent a million years in a coal measure?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	If you wanted pink you should n''t of took all those pictures of young ladies, should you?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	In the absence of Twoflower, had it adopted him?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Is everyone in the Agatean Empire as rich as you?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Is he that funny looking one over there?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Is the old buzzard dead or is n''t he?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Is there any more wine?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Is there any wine?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Is this just a break for lunch?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	It looked for all the world like a –"A box on legs?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	It was uncouth and vaguely Hublandish- so why could he understand every word?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	It would hardly be a sacrifice if we did n''t, would it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	It''s a sort of bet, see?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	It''s like a bet, right?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	It''s not all dockside talk?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Just give him a nod, I suppose, and ask the way to the exit?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Just the Lady, right?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	LOOK THERE''S NO CHANCE OF YOU –?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Laughable, is n''t it?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Looking reflectively into his wine cup he said,"Tavern fights are pretty common around here, I expect?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	May I ask how you came by it?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	My current owner, it said, is in need of succour and assistance; why not give it to him, so you and me can go off somewhere and enjoy ourselves?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	NOW WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AS TO LET GO?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	No more pictures of Hrun, you understand?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	No?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	No?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Now let''s go, shall we?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Now – are you going to die willingly or not?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Or did you arrange it?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Or do n''t I say that, yet?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Or have I already done so?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Or is that later?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Or is that next?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Or was it a squid?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Or –""Or what, Liessa?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	PARDON?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps there is something in this reflected- sound- of- underground- spirits?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you would care to tell me more?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Please see to it, my dear – before they go beyond your power, perhaps?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Poison?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	RINCEWIND?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Recall to me what it was that I promised should be your reward?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Rich?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Rincewind would you perhaps consent to be employed as a, I do n''t know, perhaps the word"guide"would fit the circumstances?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	See him?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	See?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Since you are a wizard of sorts, you are of course aware that we live upon a world shaped, as it were, like a disc?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Slavery was better than sharks, was n''t it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	So what in Creation can she imagine I could do?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	So what?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	So where are these brothers?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	So why are n''t we going over the Edge, then?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Surely Hades was n''t this uncomfortable?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	That explained one mystery- but what supported the rope?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	That''s all we''re going to do, right?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	The gold content of the average coin is barely four parts in twelve, the balance being made up of silver, copper-""What of it?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	The wizard pulled himself across the floor painfully, and whispered,"What the hell was that?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	The wizard''s mouth was open, and his face was brilliantly lit by the light of – what?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Then the big man stirred"Weasel?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Then there''s those wizards on it, who must all be gifted hydrophobes-""You mean they hate water?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	There are certain spells that can prevent the life departing from a body, be it never so abused, and- I see by your face that understanding dawns?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	There was a clonk...     "What was that?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	This is funny, gibbered a small part of his mind, why am I rising?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Two hundred rhinu, Why do you ask?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Twoflower looked up in admiration"Can you fly too?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Twoflower said hurriedly,"You keep saying you''re dead...""Well?"
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The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	WHY WORRY?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Was that a flickering shadow in the corner?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Was that a ship down there?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Well, for quite a lot of treasure, he had to admit- but where had it all gone?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What are you doing?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What brings you here?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What do you say to that?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What do you think, Withel?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What had he done?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What happened?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What have I got that''s worth stealing?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What have you got to lose?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What is that thing?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What is your name, barbarian?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What on earth was"Hublandish"?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What the hell is going on?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What will you do now?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What wind?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What would happen?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What''s in the bottles?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	What''s wrong with that?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Whatever could have given you that idea?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Where do you think acorns come from?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Where is this place?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Where''s it blowing to?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the Temple?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the foreigner?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Who are you?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Who had n''t heard of the Counterweight Continent?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Who is their president at the moment?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Who would dare attack us here?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Who''d have thought it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Who''d know?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t you wake me up?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why do n''t you fly?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why do you continue in it?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why does n''t he spill?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why has your friend gone that strange colour?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why not give in now?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why the troll?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why''d he want to bring water?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Why?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Will that satisfy you?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Will they fight?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Will they mate?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Wossit mean?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Would I be right?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Would it only half- kill him?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Would that be a good thing?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	Would this be the opportunity?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You do have some, do n''t you?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t find that surprising?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You understand, yes?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You''d like to, would you?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You''re Rincewind are n''t you?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	You''re going to kill us?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	[ 1] For example, what was Atuin''s actual sex?
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	as the chill thin air drew the life even out of his mighty chest"Wass happnin to the air?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	just hold that smile, will you?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	muttered Twoflower"God, my head...""Too bright?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	said Hrun, from the carnage"Do you intend to kill me?"
The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett	said Rincewind"Could it be because they all have crossbows?"
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Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What do you mean? ” Granny seemed to ignore her, but crossed to the dark corner by the dresser.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Who ’s that on the floor? ” There was a pause.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	A circle?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	A conspiracy?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	A shelf caught him, by the looks of it. ” “ Who is he? ” “ That new lad.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	A stowaway, yesno? ” Esk gave it a stare.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	A very noble calling. ” “ You do?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	A wizard in the family, eh? ” “ You catch on very quickly, ” said Billet.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Allowed to what? ” Skiller writhed.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Already?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Am I right? ” Their eyes met.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	An order of wizards?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	And Aye have the honour to be addressing-? ” “ Eh?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	And Aye have the honour to be addressing-? ” “ Eh?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	And can you play a musical instrument? ” Esk returned his steady gaze, not batting an eyelid.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	And do you really think it would be as easy as that? ” Esk glowered at her.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	And how is it up in your village with the funny name? ” “ Bad Ass, ” said Esk helpfully.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	And this child- your assistant, perhaps? ” “ What ’s it you ’re selling, please? ” asked Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	And this child- your assistant, perhaps? ” “ What ’s it you ’re selling, please? ” asked Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	And what good would it do to take over an owl ’s body?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	And you say it actually managed to get airborne? ” “ It flew like a bird, ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	And you yourself were an eighth son? ” The smith ’s face stiffened.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	And- I mean- please follow me- um- “ “ You were n’t going to say anything about the lore, were you? ” asked Cutangle.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, where is this High Rumtiddlypo? ” “ They ’ll be at dinner in the Great Hall, ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, you walk wrong for rain. ” “ I beg your pardon? ” “ You go all hunched up, you fight it, that ’s not the way.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure wizards give people what they want? ” “ Of course.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Astonishing, what?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Besides, whoever heard of stars arranged in such a neat pattern?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Betray my training by doing half a job? ” “ Yes, ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Better a tree than a wizard, eh?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	But I would like to speak to you, smith, about your son. ” “ Which one? ” said the smith, and the hangers- on sniggered.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	But how was one supposed to get back?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	But if you were worried about the price, then why were you in the shop?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	But there would n’t really be much point in us saying that, would there? ” “ I would n’t believe you, ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	But what exactly is it? ” Cutangle looked at him, his mouth open.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	But you must know anyway, do n’t you?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t you come and see me when you get an afternoon off, or whatever it is they give you? ” “ Train someone up? ” said Esk, horrified.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t you come and see me when you get an afternoon off, or whatever it is they give you? ” “ Train someone up? ” said Esk, horrified.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t you read, Esk? ” The astonishment in his voice stung her.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Can I try?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Can they? ” You could have shaved with Esk ’s voice.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Can we slow down now? ” “ I ’d like to see it. ” “ No!
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Can you imagine her poor husband if she marries? ” “ But you always said it was impossible for women to be wizards, ” said Smith.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Can you imagine? ” “ Yes, ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Come to join us, have you? ” “ Yes, ” said Esk, and then because something about Treatle ’s manner seemed to demand it, she added, “ sir.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Did I hear a cry? ” The blacksmith looked at the ceiling.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t I say that? ” Esk, mesmerised like a cornered rabbit, nodded.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Did this fat woman really mean it?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Do I look worried? ” Hilta peered at her.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Do I want to be remembered as the first Archchancellor to allow women into the University?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you start playing around before you know what you ’re about, eh?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Do you hear? ” “ Do n’t want to.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Do you know? ” “ He says it ’s just words to make his mind work properly, ” said Treatle, and shrugged.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Do you see it? ” The head reappeared.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Do you see my hat, eh?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Do you see the eagle up there? ” Esk squinted into the dark, hot sky.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Do you think we have n’t all thought what a fine thing it would be, to take on another body and tread the wind or breathe the water?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand? ” The smith nodded.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Does the pointy bit go in front? ” Cutangle moaned.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Eh?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Eh? ” He looked around at his growing audience.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Esk, is n’t it?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Eventually Esk said: “ This way- “ “ Mmph? ” “ It ’ll get me into the University? ” “ Of course, ” said Granny haughtily.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Eventually Esk said: “ This way- “ “ Mmph? ” “ It ’ll get me into the University? ” “ Of course, ” said Granny haughtily.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Granny said, “ Would you like to learn the witching? ” “ Magic, you mean? ” asked Esk, her eyes lighting up.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Granny said, “ Would you like to learn the witching? ” “ Magic, you mean? ” asked Esk, her eyes lighting up.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Granny waited until she was quite sure that it was n’t going to add anything, and said, That ’s witchcraft, is it?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Granny? ” Granny Weatherwax was staring at the wall.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Great?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	H- how d- did you get h- here? ” It was Simon, standing there with a book under each arm.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Have you eaten the sweet? ” Esk scowled.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Have you got no ambition? ” Skiller shook his head.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Have you no shame, lying around sulking when you could be of some use at last? ” She leaned forward, her hooked nose a few inches from the staff.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Hold the staff. ” “ What? ” “ Hold the staff.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	How did you think you could learn to r- read this? ” “ Um, ” said Esk, “ Well, you just keep trying until you can, do n’t you?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	How did you think you could learn to r- read this? ” “ Um, ” said Esk, “ Well, you just keep trying until you can, do n’t you?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	How do you do this thing with the hands? ” He moved his hands together.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	How far down river do you reckon they are? ” “ Twenty miles or so.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	How goes it? ” “ All the better for seeing you, ” said the shape.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	How on disc d’you know that? ” “ I was raised up there, ” said Granny, resisting the temptation merely to smile knowingly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	I always thought they were just a sort- a sort of demon? ” “ Nah.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	I did n’t know they were n’t supposed to. ” “ Did you see a little girl on board? ” Tap- tap went her boot.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	I mean, can you explain it? ” “ How do you mean, explain? ” Cutangle looked worried.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	I mean, can you explain it? ” “ How do you mean, explain? ” Cutangle looked worried.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	I mean, it is? ” “ Oh yes.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	I mean, these Things, were they in the dark? ” “ There were stars, I think.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	I never would have found you if it was n’t for that staff thing, and what have you done with it, girl? ” “ It hit him, ” Esk muttered.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	I said it would, but did anyone listen? ” “ Did they? ” said Hilta, still trying to work out what Granny meant by getting back to civilisation.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	I said it would, but did anyone listen? ” “ Did they? ” said Hilta, still trying to work out what Granny meant by getting back to civilisation.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	I think it ’s magic, condensing out of the air. ” “ Into the staff? ” “ Yes.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	I think she ’s hiding, drat her. ” “ What are we going to do? ” Granny gave her a withering look.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	I will make an investment in you, yes? ” “ Just nod, ” said Gander, who was not naturally a cruel man.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	I wonder how I make it happen? ” “ Yes, fun, ” said Granny weakly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if it knows that?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll send along for her in the morning, shall I? ” “ That ’s right, ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	I ’m going to pick you up and we are all going back to the University, are n’t we?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	If it ’s in you, you ’ve got to learn to control it. ” “ Can you teach me? ” “ Me?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	If it ’s in you, you ’ve got to learn to control it. ” “ Can you teach me? ” “ Me?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	If she turned herself into a fox what would happen to all the bits that would n’t fit? ” “ She ’d just magic them away, ” said Cern.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	If you d- don’t be careful they start reading you. ” “ What do you mean? ” “ T- they ssss- “ “- say-“said Esk, automatically.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that so, Treatle? ” “ Superb, Archchancellor. ” Cutangle looked around at the watching wizards.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Is that all?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Is the kettle on? ” Granny reached across the table and took the velvet cover off Hilta ’s crystal ball, a sphere of quartz as big as her head.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Is this loyal service?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Is this your ship? ” “ Boat, ” he corrected.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	It sets a shape on its contents, d’you see?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	It was never intended for her! ” “ Yes, but- “ “ Have you any idea of what it can do? ” Smith sagged.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	It ’s just a stick. ” “ just a stick? ” “ Have you got any better ideas?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	It ’s just a stick. ” “ just a stick? ” “ Have you got any better ideas?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	It ’s not darkness that calls Them, it ’s light, light that creates the shadows! ” “ But- but- why are They interested?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	It ’s supposed to be a sort of clue, is n’t it? ” “ All right, all right.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	It ’s the same with cursing. ” “ Cursing? ” said Esk, weakly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	It ’s the young lady who thinks women should be wizards, is n’t it? ” “ Yes, ” said Esk, ignoring a sharp kick on the ankle from Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Just go in the back and fetch Simon, will you? ” Esk pushed aside the heavy curtains and peered into the back of the wagon.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Just sitting around. ” “ Was it dark?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Let us see, shall we? ” He led the way up a broad flight of steps to an impressive pair of doors.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Like when you remember something you ’ve forgotten. ” “ Yes, but how? ” “ I- I do n’t know.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Lying around on the sea while people die?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Master Treatle says I ’m allergic to something. ” “ Allergic to double- yous? ” “ No, sisssisi- “//-silly- “ said Esk, generously.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	May I accompany you? ” Granny grasped Esk firmly by the shoulder.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Maybe when you have your fine staff you ’ll consent to travel with me one time, yes?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Mine?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	No doubt you would like a cup of tea and something to eat? ” Granny bowed solemnly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	No! ” “ How can I learn if no one will teach me? ” “ You ’ve got to go where they can.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	No, I mean, would you come and lecture the students?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Not for long, at any rate. ” “ I became an eagle? ” “ Yes. ” “ Not meat all? ” Granny thought for a while.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Not for long, at any rate. ” “ I became an eagle? ” “ Yes. ” “ Not meat all? ” Granny thought for a while.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Now I would like you to go downstairs and get the bacon that is in the pantry and put it out for the bird, do you understand?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Now take off your apron. ” “ Why?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Old clothes?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Once in a while? ” “ What on? ” Cutangle groped for a subject.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Once in a while? ” “ What on? ” Cutangle groped for a subject.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Ones that wo n’t take my head off? ” She glared at the staff, which appeared not to notice.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Only we ca n’t get in. ” “ We? ” said Treatle, and then glanced at Granny, “ Oh, yes, of course.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Our first lady wizard left on the doorstep?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Please? ” “ Is it true that there ’s a giant waterfall all around the edge of the world, and you can look down and see stars? ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Please? ” “ Is it true that there ’s a giant waterfall all around the edge of the world, and you can look down and see stars? ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Running away from home, yesno?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	She looked carefully at Esk and added, “ A female wizard, eh? ” “ Granny is taking me to Unseen University, ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	She remembered the little lesson all children get taught: what ’s the magic word?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	She thought: why not?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Should n’t her chest be going up and down?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Supposing she had been arguing with her brothers, and lost her temper, eh?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Tell me what you know about the hat. ” “ Can I hold it? ” “ Be my guest. ” Esk peered inside the hat.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	That ’s one form of magic, of course. ” “ What, just knowing things? ” “ Knowing things that other people do n’t know, ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	That ’s the way of it, is it? ” “ The way of what? ” said Smith, totally bewildered.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	That ’s the way of it, is it? ” “ The way of what? ” said Smith, totally bewildered.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Then one of them said: “ You would n’t have a pass key, by any chance? ” Esk grabbed the doorhandle and turned it.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Then she thought: whose benefit did I say that for?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	There ’s no call to go showing yourself yet. ” “ Showing myself?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	There ’s other stuff. ” “ Ca n’t you teach me? ” “ All in good time.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	They were from you, were they? ” “ That ’s right.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	They ’re getting their power through him, do you want to give them more? ” Cutangle sighed.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	This would be your aunt? ” “ My granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	To which one can only reply, so how come you ’re standing on a cloud?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Train?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Was that how dead people looked?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Was that right? ” “ It ’ll do for now, ” she said briskly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Well?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	What did I say?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	What do They wwant? ” “ Life and shape, ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	What do you intend to do? ” said the smith, who was beginning to lose his grip on events.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	What do you think? ” “ I think you are a very singular little girl, ” said Cutangle.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	What have you done with them? ” Granny demanded.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	What have you got against dwarves? ” “ Do you know how to repair broomsticks? ” “ Magic broomsticks? ” “ Yes! ” Whisper, whisper.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	What have you got against dwarves? ” “ Do you know how to repair broomsticks? ” “ Magic broomsticks? ” “ Yes! ” Whisper, whisper.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	What have you got against dwarves? ” “ Do you know how to repair broomsticks? ” “ Magic broomsticks? ” “ Yes! ” Whisper, whisper.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	What was he saying to himself?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	What with us having shared a broomstick and everything. ” “ Can I go in front?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	What ’s it for? ” “ Sit down now.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	What ’s so self- evident? ” Treatle turned and looked down at her.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	What ’s up with Esk?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	What? ” “ Simon, bow to Archchancellor Cutangle, Archmage of the Wizards of the Silver Star, ” said Treatle.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	When you hit them they just fall over?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Where do they say that, exactly? ” “ Here, ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Where may water gherkins be found? ” “ Peat bogs and stagnant pools, from the months of- “ “ Good.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s the damn librarian?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s the precedent? ” “ The what? ” asked Granny, sharply.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s the precedent? ” “ The what? ” asked Granny, sharply.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Where?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Who knows?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Who says women ca n’t be wizards?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Who to? ” Granny ’s eyes darted towards the shadows in the corners of the room.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Who was sent to get them?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Whoever heard of a female wizard? ” “ There ’s witches, ” said the smith uncertainly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Why could n’t she take over the eagle ’s mind?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Why do n’t you buy yourself some new clothes, or something?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Why does everyone get so upset about magic?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Why? ” She twitched aside a fold of the blanket.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Will you? ” “ No.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Will you? ” “ Pray have another cup of tea, Mrs Weatherwax? ” said Mrs Whitlow.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Will you? ” “ Pray have another cup of tea, Mrs Weatherwax? ” said Mrs Whitlow.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Women are n’t wizards, do I make myself clear? ” “ Watch, ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Would n’t you rather be a witch?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Wrong magic, do you understand?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ” “ I see you hiring a new servant- you do hire the servants here, do n’t you?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ” “ I see you hiring a new servant- you do hire the servants here, do n’t you?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	You ca n’t take anything unless it ’s given to you, can you? ” They circled round.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	You do n’t like to see another one suffer, yes?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	You know what I mean?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	You know? ” Skiller sold only beer, which his customers claimed he got out of cats.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	You must run away now, do you understand?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	You walked up to chief wizard and showed off in front of everyone and only got laughed at?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ A joke? ” “ We do n’t get many applications from women.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ A little demonstration, perhaps? ” Simon looked at him in animal panic.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ A medicine? ” “ In a manner of speaking. ” Granny pulled her writing set towards her and selected a pen.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ A wizard hat? ” she said.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ A wizard in Bad Ass, eh? ” “ Possibly, possibly, ” said Billet.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ A wizard? ” he said; “ You want to be a wizard? ” “ Yes, ” said Esk, pushing the dazed Simon into Trestle ’s reluctant arms.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ A wizard? ” he said; “ You want to be a wizard? ” “ Yes, ” said Esk, pushing the dazed Simon into Trestle ’s reluctant arms.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Aargh argh shaah gok? ” He gave up.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Afraid it would turn into something nasty? ” asked his wife.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Ah, that hurt you, Did it not?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Ah, ” said Granny, “ Would n’t you like to know? ” “ Yes.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ All this mountain air must be good for the brain, eh? ” He laughed.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ All we have to do is find the middle of the ice and there ’s the staff, right? ” “ I knew you were going to say that.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ All?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Am I or are n’t I? ” “ Women ca n’t be wizards, ” said Granny bluntly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ And they ’ll make a wizard of her? ” he said.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ And what are you doing on it, I would like to know?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ And you thought that was just old Granny ’s way, did n’t you?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Any relation to old Acktur Cutangle?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Archchancellor? ” gasped the wizard, “ you ’re alive?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Archchancellor? ” gasped the wizard, “ you ’re alive?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Are n’t you cold? ” he said to Granny, whose dress fairly crackled as she walked.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Are we still where we were? ” “ I do n’t know.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you absolutely certain? ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right? ” Granny nodded, and opened her windows.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right? ” She opened two eyes like angry diamonds and said, “ I see.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you having a good time? ” she said artfully.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you hurt? ” She shook her head.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you important? ” she said.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you kneeling down? ” she said accusingly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you pleased with yourself? ” said the midwife.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Awts aughtning? ” he said.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Bad-? ” “ Ass, ” repeated the blacksmith, his tone defying anyone to make something of it.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Bed ’s best. ” “ But what is Borrowing? ” “ Lie down and hold my hand.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ But can I fly the stick, please?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ But he told me these had been well stored and- how do you know, anyway?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ But what is it? ” “ Look hard at it! ” Esk peered through the glass.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ But why? ” complained Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ But, ” he said, “ if it ’s wizard magic she ’s got, learning witchery wo n’t be any good, will it?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t you call it up or something? ” “ The question has never arisen, ” said Cutangle.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t you feel it? ” asked Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t you see them up there? ” Simon mutely shook his head.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t you think of anything else at all helpful that we could be doing? ” she demanded.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I have a l- l- look? ” “ Plenty of time for that later, ” said Treatle.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Can he bring Simon back, then? ” “ That ’s the difficult part, ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you cast fireballs or whirling spells, such as might be hurled against an enemy? ” Simon looked sideways at Trestle.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you stand it upright? ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you turn him back again? ” he asked.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you? ” “ Course you ca n’t, ” said Gulta.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Could you help me out please? ” “ Are n’t you afraid I shall throw you to the- the pike? ” said the head.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Could you help me out please? ” “ Are n’t you afraid I shall throw you to the- the pike? ” said the head.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n’t I always say to you that if you use magic you should go through the world like a knife goes through water?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n’t you want to get married? ” It was Granny ’s turn to think.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you really think it would be as easy as that?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you think you ’d walk into their gates waving your staff?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you want to be a wizard when you were a little boy? ” Simon shook his head.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Didda nasty wolfie fwiten us, den? ” she hazarded.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t they sting you? ” said Esk, standing back a little.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you ever tell the truth? ” “ Do you? ” Amschat grinned his goldmine grin, but his eyes were not smiling.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you ever tell the truth? ” “ Do you? ” Amschat grinned his goldmine grin, but his eyes were not smiling.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know where it is? ” Granny frowned.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you mean in the absolute sense? ” she asked.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you really think she ’s supposed to settle down here and forget all about magic?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you really think so? ” Granny nodded.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think I used magic? ” Esk looked down at the queen bee.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Does that really matter at a time like this? ” “ A witch has got to have a hat, otherwise who ’s to know? ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Does that really matter at a time like this? ” “ A witch has got to have a hat, otherwise who ’s to know? ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Eh?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Eh? ” “ Aye said, what do- “ “ Oh. ” Granny reeled her mind in, quite confused.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Esk?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Esk? ” “ This is fun, is n’t it?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Esk? ” “ This is fun, is n’t it?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Esme Weatherwax? ” it asked.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Ever been home again? ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Fiftysevenfiftysevenfiftysevenwell? ” he said, trying not to lose his place.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Fire? ” she muttered.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Granny. ” “ What? ” “ Do you know how wizards like to be buried? ” “ Yes!
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Granny. ” “ What? ” “ Do you know how wizards like to be buried? ” “ Yes!
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Granny? ” Esk repeated.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you been down to the river?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you come to see your brother enter the University? ” “ He ’s not my brother, ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you got a word in your world, I think it ’s called ‘ psychosomatic ’? ” “ Never heard of it, ” snapped Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you tried bleaching? ” she asked.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ He said- “ “ And what would he know about it? ” sneered Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ He ’s the one who does n’t blow much glass, is n’t he? ” Granny looked at her over the top of the desk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Herbs? ” he hazarded.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ How are you getting on, then? ” asked Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ How can paper know things?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you do that? ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you do that? ” “ I- do n’t know.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you get here, little girl? ” she said, in a voice that suggested gingerbread cottages and the slamming of big stove doors.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you know? ” Granny smiled, but as a lizard would smile.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ How do I know I can trust you? ” she said.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ How do you mean? ” “ When she was talking to you yesterday she called him Old Mister Once A Fortnight. ” “ Mmph, ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ How long has it been? ” said Cutangle.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ How much have you taught her? ” “ Not that much, ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ How old are you? ” he said.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ How would I do that, pray? ” she said, apparently addressing her remarks to the fireback.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ How ’s the magic coming along? ” “ What are you doing here, Granny? ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ How ’s the magic coming along? ” “ What are you doing here, Granny? ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ How, ” she said at last, “ did you do that? ” There was a thoughtful silence behind her.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ I do n’t suppose you do know which way the Hub is, by any chance? ” he ventured.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ I got lost from Granny. ” “ And where ’s Granny now, dear?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ I just www- “ “- wanted- “ “- tto find out how things www- “ “- worked?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, perhaps. ” “ But what about me? ” “ Well, you ’re going your own way, ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, what will there be if we let you out?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ I never said he was a black wizard, did I? ” “ They ’re horrible Things! ” Esk sobbed.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ I said I ’d find a way, did n’t I?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ I should imagine it ’s quite something to watch, a bird like that. ” “ Yes, but can you repair it? ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ I threw them away, if you must know. ” “ You could at least have- there it is! ” “ Where?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ I wonder if this is what they mean by sourcery? ” said Simon.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ll go and look, shall I? ” she added.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ll show them! ” “ No, wrong. ” “ What do you mean, wrong?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ve got to be a wizard? ” “ Yes.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ I- I do n’t think I can. ” “ You tell me? ” said Granny cryptically.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ If Esk is lost to the world, shall I tell you what I will do to you?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ If you could see, er, your way clear to turning the rest back, though?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Inhere? ” Esk stared at him.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Is all that true? ” said Esk suspiciously, looking around the barge ’s crowded cabin.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Is he all right? ” said Esk anxiously.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Is he very important? ” “ I do n’t think so, ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it a city? ” Granny scanned the ground wildly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it, er, possible for a woman to be, you know, a wizard?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that all you can say? ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that it? ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that the tannery? ” she said accusingly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that you? ” he said.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Is this a trick? ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Is- anyone else there? ” he said.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ It can take you that way the first time, and- “ “ I ’m not frightened, ” said Esk, and “ How do I control it? ” “ You do n’t.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ It saved me by hitting him? ” “ Did n’t you realise?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ It saved me by hitting him? ” “ Did n’t you realise?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s bad? ” YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE IT.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s no place for sick people. ” “ Yes, but is he all right? ” “ What? ” Granny was startled out of her thoughts.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s no place for sick people. ” “ Yes, but is he all right? ” “ What? ” Granny was startled out of her thoughts.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s not working, ” said Cutangle, “ is it? ” “ Ook. ” “ Give it time, ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s only an old stick. ” “ Is it true you can do spells? ” asked Gulta.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Just a bit? ” pleaded Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, she ’s got the staff. ” “ What good would that do? ” said Hilta, who was close to tears.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Me?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Mmph 7 “ “ Aye said, what do you see in there? ” repeated Mrs Whitlow.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Mmph, ” said Granny, “ Silk? ” “ Black and red, ” said Cutangle.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Mmph?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Mmph? ” she said, aware of Mrs Whitlow ’s fluting.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Mr Wizard. ” “ Hallo? ” “ When I said hold on- “ “ Yes? ” “ I did n’t mean there. ” There was a pause.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Mr Wizard. ” “ Hallo? ” “ When I said hold on- “ “ Yes? ” “ I did n’t mean there. ” There was a pause.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ My dear good young lady, am I supposed to be shocked?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Never really tthought about it, before. ” “ Well?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ No good will come of it. ” “ What? ” “ Do you really think you ’re the first, my girl?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ No good will come of it. ” “ What? ” “ Do you really think you ’re the first, my girl?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ No? ” “ No. ” “ And I ca n’t be a witch? ” “ I do n’t know what you can be.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ No? ” “ No. ” “ And I ca n’t be a witch? ” “ I do n’t know what you can be.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Not gone off flying with the seagulls, has he? ” Esk shook her head.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Not more herbs or headology? ” “ Real magic, as you call it, yes. ” “ A spell? ” “ No.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Not more herbs or headology? ” “ Real magic, as you call it, yes. ” “ A spell? ” “ No.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Nothing wrong with that, is there?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Now what? ” The wizard was silent.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Now will you believe me? ” she snapped.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh yes, Miss Clever? ” “ Granny is quite big.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh yes? ” she said, her voice dead- level.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, ” she said, “ did I do that? ” “ So it would appear, ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Old clothes?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ On that? ” “ Of course.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ One of them. ” “ Did you think it would be easy? ” asked Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Only what was it you understood? ” said Trestle.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Only what? ” asked Cutangle.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Ook? ” said the Head Librarian, and backed away from Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Or would you rather get off and walk? ” “ Apart from the fact that half the time my feet are touching the ground anyway, ” said Cutangle.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Or, say, compared with staying behind on a melting ice floe? ” “ This is the first time I have ever ridden on a broomstick, ” said Cutangle.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Ot o0 00 ont? ” she enquired.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Out with it, then. ” “ It ’s in sort of two parts. ” “ Well? ” “ It ’s a witch ’s hat because you wear it.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon me? ” “ My granny says men ca n’t be witches, ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” “ It ’s Mistress Weatherwax, ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ People all get together to travel? ” “ Precisely. ” “ Where to? ” “ All sorts of places.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ People all get together to travel? ” “ Precisely. ” “ Where to? ” “ All sorts of places.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Perhaps you would care to dine with me this evening and let me know? ” said Cutangle, his eyes agleam.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Please? ” she suggested.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Please? ” “ What, make a bodge job? ” said the dwarf, his pipe clattering to the floor.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Please? ” “ What, make a bodge job? ” said the dwarf, his pipe clattering to the floor.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Practical things? ” she said, thoughtfully.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Real magic? ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Really? ” “ The other way around, only not exactly, ” said Esk, defiantly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Remember when old Uncle Derghart died and Father had to go and sit up with all the candles and things all night?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Shall I tell you what happens to wicked staffs? ” she hissed.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ She did this? ” “ Yes.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ She ’s a witch, ” said Esk, and added in her mind: there, what do you think of that, Mr so- called cleverwizard?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Simon? ” she said, uncertainly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ So people see you coming in the hat and the cloak and they know you ’re a witch and that ’s why your magic works? ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ So she ’s a proper wizard, is she? ” Cutangle hesitated.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ So that ’s the way of it, is it?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ So what?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ So you ’re going to sort of die? ” “ Oh yes. ” The cat purred as the fingers tickled it behind the ear.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Still selling thunder drops and penny wishes, Hilta?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Surely it would be better to give the staff to Simon?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ That means the staff uses itself or it uses her, but she ’s never been able to use it, d’you see? ” Cutangle stared at the two quiet bodies.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s the whole point, is n’t it? ” it said.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ The difference from what? ” Granny sighed.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ The library? ” said Mrs Whitlow.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ The river ’s all bendy but I can go in straight lines. ” “ You ’re going to walk after her? ” said Hilta, aghast.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ The staff seemed- well, on her side, if you know what I mean. ” “ And where is this staff now? ” “ She said she threw it in the river.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’s nothing I can do? ” LIFE IS FOR THE LIVING.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ They are without parallel when, when- “ “ For having babies and so forth? ” “ There is that, yes, ” the wizard conceded generously.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ They hate it! ” “ Pardon? ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ This is a barge, yesno? ” “ Yes? ” “ That means there ’s only the river. ” He patted her hand.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ This is a barge, yesno? ” “ Yes? ” “ That means there ’s only the river. ” He patted her hand.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ This is all very creditable, but consider the facts, I mean, the rate of drift and so forth, you see?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ This is all very creditable, ” he said, “ but perhaps we can wait till morning? ” A flash of lightning illuminated Granny ’s face.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ This is the right place, is n’t it? ” Cutangle looked at Trestle and winked.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ This is young Simon, is it? ” said the fattest of them, beaming at the boy.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ This is your idea of proper behaviour, is it?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ To put it another way, any piece of matter, like an orange or the world or, or- “ “- a crocodile? ” suggested Trestle.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ To what?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Um, ” he said, “ do you mind if I smoke? ” Granny shrugged.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Very well, then, ” she conceded, “ but you ’re to fly slowly, d’you understand?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Was he right? ” Simon looked down at his book, and dabbed at his running eyes with a red handkerchief.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Was that a lie? ” “ No!
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Was there anything on the pages? ” Simon nodded solemnly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Well what? ” said Cutangle.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, can you or ca n’t you? ” said Gulta, his face reddening.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, what about it? ” asked the head defiantly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, what did you expect? ” she asked.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, you can drink lots of cider and you just feel better and that ’s it, is n’t it? ” The smith nodded again.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, you know cider? ” Smith nodded.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” he said coldly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” he said, “ What is the meaning of this outrage? ” “ Is he important? ” said Granny to Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” he said, “ What is the meaning of this outrage? ” “ Is he important? ” said Granny to Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” he said, “ What is the meaning of this outrage? ” “ Is he important? ” said Granny to Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” she said.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What about reincarnation? ” Death hesitated.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What about tincture of myrryt? ” “ Yes, m’m.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What are They?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you doing in my dream? ” “ If this is a dream then I ’d like to wake up, please, ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What brings you down from the mountains, Esme?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What can I do? ” she asked.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you say? ” she said.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you think it was? ” “ Er.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What do they give to people? ” “ Freedom, ” said Hilts, who had good hearing.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What do they want names in Human for? ” “ Well, ” said Esk, and stopped.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What do we do now, sir? ” The wizard held up his staff.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean? ” “ Listen to the child, ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think of it? ” Esk looked up and down the river.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What does that mean? ” “ It means there ’s only one of you, ” said Trestle.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What for? ” he said.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What have I done? ” he moaned.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What have we here, then?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What have you done with the wizard? ” “ I put him out in the fuel store.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What have you in mind? ” he said.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What if we do? ” “ Well, we could come to some arrangement.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What is the name of this place, sir? ” said the wizard.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What kind of things? ” said Granny flatly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What mountains were these? ” asked Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What shall I do, Granny? ” he said, unable to keep the pleading out of his voice.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What sort of helpful things? ” he asked.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What sort of strange things? ” “ Look, I said go home, right?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What sort of strange things? ” “ Look, I said go home, right?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What was that I saw? ” demanded Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What was what? ” said Cutangle, bewildered.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What were we talking about? ” She looked up and regarded the keening Things as it were for the first time.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What will happen when we hit the ground? ” “ That depends if I can find some soft rocks, ” said Granny in a preoccupied voice.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s everyone buying? ” “ Medicines, ” said Granny firmly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s going on? ” said Smith.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s happened to your stutter, boy? ” “ Seems to have gone, sir, ” said Simon brightly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s in there? ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that? ” she asked.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s this stick? ” Esk had left the staff leaning against the tree.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s to eat? ” “ Cold meat and potatoes. ” Mrs Whitlow had done her work well.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s your name, lad? ” he said, as kindly as possible.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” he said.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ I ’m not sure.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ It ’s not finished! ” “ What? ” “ She ca n’t use the staff, of course, ” said Granny, standing up.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ It ’s not finished! ” “ What? ” “ She ca n’t use the staff, of course, ” said Granny, standing up.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Take your boots off, man! ” Cutangle shifted uneasily on his bench.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Whatever am Aye thinking of? ” the housekeeper trilled.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ When? ” The wizard thought for a moment.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are young Simon and the girl?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Where does it say it? ” said Granny triumphantly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Where does it say women ca n’t be wizards? ” The following thoughts sped through Cutangle ’s mind:.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s Gulta?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s this? ” she said, sniffing the new smells of swamp and sedge.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Which one of these roads goes to Ankh, then? ” “ The one over there, with the gate. ” “ Thank you, ” she said gravely.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are them buggers? ” she said out of the corner of her mouth.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are you really? ” “ Do n’t you recognise me? ” he said wretchedly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are you really? ” “ Do n’t you recognise me? ” he said wretchedly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Who says that? ” “ They do.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Who told you? ” he said at last.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s it for? ” “ Mrs Herapath, the glassblower ’s wife. ” Esk blew her nose.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s the most important wizard around here? ” she demanded.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Why are the windows barred? ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Why are you here? ” “ You invited me in, ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Why are you holding that broomstick? ” he said.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do I find you on my fleeces?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Why is n’t it true, Miss Clever? ” she said.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not? ” said a voice.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Why?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” said Esk, “ Does n’t it get dusty? ” “ Well, ” said Mrs Whitlow.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” said Esk, “ Does n’t it get dusty? ” “ Well, ” said Mrs Whitlow.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Will I meet a tall dark stranger? ” said Esk, examining her palm.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Would you like a scone?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes. ” “ Patch it up, you mean?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” he ventured, acutely aware of the stony stares.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ What would you like to be when you grow up? ” Esk looked blank.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ What would you like to be when you grow up? ” Esk looked blank.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ You can really take me in? ” she said, her eyes shining.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t use it? ” he queried.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ You have seven sons, do you not?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ You have? ” “ Yes indeed.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ You know the hat on the hook by the door?
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean as a witch? ” “ No, ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean it ’s my destiny? ” she said at last.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ You said all those wubbleyous! ” “ Idid? ” “ I heard you!
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ You said there was some sort of teaching place? ” he hazarded.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ You say the child did n’t suffer in any way? ” “ Not that I noticed, ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ You want to be a wizard? ” “ I keep telling everyone but no one seems to listen, ” said Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ You would n’t have any idea where he is, would you? ” she said, looking shrewdly at Esk.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re not frightened, are you? ” said Granny.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re sure he did n’t mean someone else ’s head? ” Trestle thought for a bit.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Mhnf? ” Esk thought for a moment.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Well, how? ” Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“- I would offer you, shall we say, two zats of silver? ” “ Shall we say five? ” said Amschat pleasantly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“- I would offer you, shall we say, two zats of silver? ” “ Shall we say five? ” said Amschat pleasantly.
Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett	“- words?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Are you all right? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Qualifications?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ What about them? ’ snapped Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	? ’ The astrologer looked up into two eyes as grey and bland as steel.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	? ’ Trymon looked expectant.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	After a while he said weakly, ‘ No, no good to eat at all. ’ ‘ Why? ’ called Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	All that, just to make things stay the same?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Alone against the gods, that sort of thing? ’ Rincewind opened and shut his mouth for a few seconds before the right words managed to come out.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	And he thought: I remember Rincewind, was n’t he the cruffy boy who always came bottom of the class when we were training?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	And right beside him, very close to his ear, a voice has just said: DARK IN HERE, ISN’T IT?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	And: can you actually be anything else?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Anyone out there? ’ It was a small and squeaky voice and came from the picture box still slung around Twoflower ’s inert neck.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, where was I?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, would you rather be left with all these star people?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Are you a hero, actually? ’ ‘ Um, no.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Are you? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	As they gathered firewood Cohen went on, Trollsh teeth, that’sh the thingsh. ’ ‘ Why? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	But Rincewind advanced on it angrily, shouting, Maybe, but the fact is I do believe it and you ’d better remember whose head you ’re in, right?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	But this new one is, well — big. ’ ‘ Bigger than the sun? ’ said Trymon.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	But you are? ’ said Rincewind, as politely as possible while grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	But you never actually have. ’ ‘ What?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t digesht people, see?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Called the what? ’ The little man took a sudden interest in the backs of his hands.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Can I drop you off somewhere? ’ The Spell gave Rincewind ’s mind a kick.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Can I have a word? ’ Rincewind looked around desperately for a way of escape.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Can anyone among us say he received it? ’ The wizards looked sidelong at one another.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Can you eat them? ’ Rincewind looked at them cautiously.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Come and join us, wo n’t you? ’ So this is it, Rincewind thought.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Could he even explain it?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Could you please untie us and let us go?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Cows ill?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Crops bad?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Dam? ’ ‘ Yes, possibly. ’ They reached the hallway, where the big clock still shaved the seconds off the lives of the world.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Dead people are so boring, do n’t you think? ’ ‘ Uh, yes, ’ Rincewind agreed fervently, eyeing the doorway.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Did it get anyone? ’ The bursar swallowed.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t it? ’ He turned to the shopkeeper for confirmation.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t they approve of anything? ’ Lackjaw was lost in thought for a moment.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand? ’ Rincewind thought: we can be said!
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Does n’t that seem a bit suspicious? ’ ‘ I ’ve never objected to it, if that ’s what you mean, ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Eighty yearsh in the bushiness and what have I got to show for it?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Everyone knew that when a wizard died all the spells in h: s head would go free, so why bother to save Rincewind?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me, but if this is the house of Death, what are you doing here?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	From somewhere around the small of her back a voice said, ‘ Got everything?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Gnome, goblin, pixie – so what? ’ ‘ Not a pixie, ’ said Twoflower firmly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Had it ever really worked, or had it all been a dream?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Hallo?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Hallo? ’ ‘ Are you alive? ’ she said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Hallo? ’ ‘ Are you alive? ’ she said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Hang on. ’ ‘ What to? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	He does n’t look like any sort of gnome to me. ’ ‘ What are you going on about? ’ ‘ Look at that beard, ’ said Twoflower sternly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	He said, quietly, ‘ It ’ll follow you, you know. ’ ‘ What? ’ said Weems, distractedly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	He wondered what would happen if anyone opened the book; would he and Twoflower appear like a colour plate?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	He ’s been waiting for years. ’ ‘ Yes, but is he sound? ’ said Trymon.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Horrible, is n’t it? ’ ‘ Right, ’ said Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	How about “ sph ”? ’ They looked at the word.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	How can you tell? ’ It had been a long afternoon.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	How had he come to be back on the Disc?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	How much? ’ said Twoflower urgently, reaching into his pockets.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	How ’s it done? ’ ‘ I dunno, ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	I did a terrible thing. ’ ‘ In a shop? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t mind telling you. ’ ‘ Telling me what? ’ ‘ It ’s no life, you know, minding the Shop.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	I mean, come here a minute and – do you mind?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	I mean, supposing you wanted to know when a particular star is going to rise — ‘ ‘ Why? ’ said Twoflower, radiating polite interest.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	I mean, this is an adventure, is n’t it?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	I say, Weems, any legs your side?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	I say? ’ ‘ Hey! ’ shouted the wizard.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	I think that ’s a bargain, do n’t you? ’ ‘ I say, ’ Twoflower whispered.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	I would n’t give myself airs if you could use me to draw with, would you? ’ ‘ No, ’ said Rincewind quickly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	I ’m giving you to yourself, do you understand? ’ He turned his back on it and stalked away.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	I ’m just going to ride off, okay? ’ He glared at the Luggage.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	I ’m ready. ’ ‘ You ’re coming with me? ’ ‘ As far as the city gates, if you do n’t mind, ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve seen pictures. ’ ‘ Where? ’ Twoflower hesitated, and looked at his feet.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	If he ’s not worried, then take it from me, there ’s nothing to worry about. ’ ‘ It ’s not going to rain? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	In fact, I have been voted the supreme head of all the Orders. ’ ‘ Really? ’ said Rincewind hoarsely.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	In his head? ’ ‘ Um.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Is he here? ’ ‘ Um, I do n’t know where he is, ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Is that all? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Is this it?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	It was more interesting being a rock in the old days. ’ ‘ It was? ’ said Rincewind weakly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	It ’ll break down, and leave a hole. ’ ‘ What?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	It ’s all down to simple biology, is n’t it?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	It ’s going to be old Rhunlet Yard, is n’t it?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	It ’s very important that you — ‘ ‘ Hallo?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Just laundry? ’ He was shaking with rage.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Just push the big mirror over here, will you? ’ Galder got to his feet and shuffled across to the forge, which was now cold.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Little fat man, talks a lot, wears eyeglasses, funny sort of clothes? ’ As he spoke he was aware that he may have missed something vital.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Look. ’ ‘ Blood! ’ ‘ Is that what it ’s called?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	ME?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Me? ’ ‘ Of course you, you daft sod. ’ A flicker of defiance flared very briefly in Rincewind ’s battered heart.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Mind you, there is a saving on the rates. ’ ‘ Rates? ’ ‘ Yes, they ’re — ‘ the shopkeeper paused, and wrinkled his forehead.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Never settling down, always on the move, never closing. ’ Why do n’t you stop, then? ’ ‘ Ah, that ’s it, you see, sir — I ca n’t.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Nice day, is n’t it?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	No? ’ He held his knife to Twoflower ’s throat.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Now, what I want you to do is — ‘ ‘ Yes? ’ Rincewind ’s voice rose from the depths of the stairwell.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Oh gods, he thought, what happens now?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Okay? ’ ‘ You sure it ’s just people? ’ said the youngest wizard, nervously.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Okay? ’ ‘ You sure it ’s just people? ’ said the youngest wizard, nervously.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Old Rincewind wo n’t have any ideas, will he?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	One evening, they say, you start to wake up and then you think “ Why bother? ” and you just do n’t.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Only when you leave, it ’s very important not to look back. ’ ‘ Why not? ’ She shrugged.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	PS, we really mean it about druids ”. ’ Druids? ’ said Trymon.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps it ’s a messenger? ’ It was louder now, a crisp rhythm like someone eating celery very fast.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	RUBBER WHAT?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Rates, rates — ‘ ‘ Very large mice? ’ ‘ That ’s probably it. ’ ‘ Hold on – it ’s thinking about something, ’ said Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Remember where I am? ’ shouted Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Secret entrance, see?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	See if I care. ’ ‘ What? ’ said Rincewind, so astonished he forgot to let go.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	See those boulders over there? ’ Rincewind saw some huge shapes lying in the grass.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	See?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Shop full of strange shtuff? ’ ‘ Exactly!
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Shut the door, will you? ’ Trymon pushed the heavy door, his face expressionless.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	So I say, of course magical, what else? ’ ‘ Are there a lot of them about, then? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	So I say, of course magical, what else? ’ ‘ Are there a lot of them about, then? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	So formal. ’ ‘ Stiff? ’ suggested Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Sort of bulbous, is n’t it? ’ They looked at it.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Sprawling place, smells of cesspits? ’ ‘ It has an ancient and honourable history, ’ said Rincewind, his voice stiff with injured civic pride.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	THAT?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Take the easy way out. ’ ‘ Easy? ’.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Tall thin man, bit scraggy?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Tall, thin, empty eye- sockets, handy in the scythe department? ’ She sighed.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	That is the case, is n’t it?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	That ’s just typical, is n’t it?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	That ’s the whole point, is n’t it? ’ At the far side of the outer circle some sort of procession was forming up.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	That ’s where everyone ’s going. ’ ‘ I wonder why? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	The Disc will be what? ’ DESTROYED, said Death. CAN I GO NOW?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	The Disc will be what? ’ DESTROYED, said Death. CAN I GO NOW?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	The important thing about having lots of things to remember is that you ’ve got to go somewhere afterwards where you can remember them, you see?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	The shop generally knows what it ’s doing. ’ ‘ You mean you do n’t? ’ ‘ I pick a bit up, here and there. ’ The shopkeeper blew his nose.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	The steps go around in a spiral, right?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Then I ’d be as good as him, would n’t I? ’ said Twoflower, flourishing his looted sword.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Then Rincewind said, ‘ Did you say that? ’ ‘ Yes. ’ ‘ And that too? ’ ‘ Yes. ’ ‘ Oh. ’ He thought for a bit.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Then Rincewind said, ‘ Did you say that? ’ ‘ Yes. ’ ‘ And that too? ’ ‘ Yes. ’ ‘ Oh. ’ He thought for a bit.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Then a voice from the other side of the door said, very slowly, Who is out there? ’ Rincewind recognised that voice.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Then he tried, ‘ I suppose you would n’t happen to know the way out of the forest, possibly, by any chance? ’ ‘ No.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Then one of the men said, ‘ What, the ferryman? ’ ‘ Yes! ’ ‘ Why? ’ Herrena looked blank.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Then one of the men said, ‘ What, the ferryman? ’ ‘ Yes! ’ ‘ Why? ’ Herrena looked blank.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Then perhaps you can tell us what exactly it was that happened this morning? ’ said Galder.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Then the voice said, ‘ I suppose the key is n’t in the lock, is it? ’ ‘ No, ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	They ’ll hear us! ’ ‘ Who will?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	This is the great ocean of space. ’ ‘ How do you know? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	This is what the voices were saying: WOULD YOU MIND EXPLAINING THAT AGAIN?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Thus were immortalised in generations of atlases such geographical oddities as Just A Mountain, I Do n’t Know, What?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	To ee it through, you know. ’ ‘ You ’re not worried about this star thing, then? ’ ‘ The star is life, not death, ’ said Riricewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	To me, o spirits of small isolated rocks and worried mice not less than three inches long! ’ ‘ What? ’ said Trymon.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	To me. ’ ‘ Remarkable, ’ said Trymon, but any passing telepath would have read in letters ten yards high: if you, then why not me?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Trolls never ate anybody. ’ ‘ No? ’ ‘ No, they alwaysh spit the bitsh out.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Two arms of high ground swept away to right and left, and up ahead was a large outcrop with – she squinted – some caves in it?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	We really ca n’t have that. ’ ‘ Who are we, exactly? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	We stop looking? ’ he ventured.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	We suffer from philosophy, you know. ’ ‘ Yes? ’ said Rincewind, trying to keep up.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	We use the gifts the Creator has given us, to whit, we look down and what is it we see? ’ The astrologer groaned inwardly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	We ’re talking about Death, yes?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Weems scowled and pulled Rincewind ’s ear until it was ight in front his mouth, and said hoarsely, I ’m afraid of nothing, understand?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Weir?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	What did you say they were called again? ’ ‘ Din- chewersh, ’ said Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	What does it mean? ’ ‘ I do n’t know, ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	What happened this time? ’ ‘ It ’s all totally fouled up.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	What happened to old Galder ’s chair, the one with the lion arms and the chicken feet? ’ said Jiglad Wert.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	What is he doing there? ’ FEELING VERY SORRY FOR HIMSELF.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	What is it that you look for in a woman now? ’ Cohen turned one rheumy blue eye on him.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	What is this place? ’ ‘ This is the house of Death, ’ she said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	What was his name, now?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	What was it, now?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	What were we talking about? ’ ‘ This red star thing. ’ ‘ Right.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	What would you like to come back as? ’ ‘ I do n’t want to go, ’ said Rincewind firmly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	What ’s going on?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	What ’s that crocodile thing doing to the octopus? ’ Rincewind looked over her shoulder and, without thinking, told her.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	What ’s wrong with magic, that ’s what I ’d like to know? ’ ‘ What will you do? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	What ’s wrong with magic, that ’s what I ’d like to know? ’ ‘ What will you do? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	What ’s your name?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	What? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	When are you going, then? ’ ‘ Today, I think.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	When it ’s time for the showdown, you go and hide?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Where are you going? ’ ‘ For a walk, ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Where was I? ’ ‘ I am not sure, ’ said Trymon coldly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Where was magic?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Where were the gods?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Where were the wizards?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Where?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Who cares if we all get burned up?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s thinking for me?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Who, actually, could remember seeing them?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Whoever heard of a gingerbread mattress? ’ Rincewind grunted.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Who’she the girl? ’ ‘ She wo n’t let us rescue her, ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Why are we in this shop? ’ ‘ We ca n’t get out, ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Why do n’t you rush me? ’ ‘ That ’s right, ’ said a voice by his waist.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Why do people always go and spoil things? ’ She blew her nose resentfully on the edge of her robe.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Why not crispbread and cheese?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Why should a house need magic to keep it going? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Why? ’ ‘ You run away a lot, ’ said one of the voices.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Will you please stop doing that? ’ ‘ Oh. ’ ‘ Oook? ’ There was a pause.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Will you please stop doing that? ’ ‘ Oh. ’ ‘ Oook? ’ There was a pause.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Winswand?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Wizards tried to tune in to Great A’Tuin ’s mind. ’ ‘ It did n’t work? ’ ‘ Oh, it worked all right, ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Worked it out? ’ said Rincewind, who was beginning to have the familiar feeling that the conversation had been mugged.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Would you rather stay here? ’ He took a torch from its bracket on the wall and started down the steps.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	YES, YES, I KNOW ALL THAT, he said. WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Yes, a book like this could be a real friend to a man — ‘ Yes?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Yes, but, well, it ’s my home, do n’t you see? ’ ‘ No, ’ said the shopkeeper, ‘ not really.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ’ ‘ But then I grew a little older again and I came to see the point of dark women of a sultry nature. ’ He paused.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	You are a survivor. ’ ‘ Survivor?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	You can carry the treashure. ’ ‘ Treasure? ’ said Rincewind weakly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	You find a temple and a priesht, I ’ll join you shortly. ’ ‘ A jeweller? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	You just do n’t get this sort of place nowadays, you just an’t get the gingerbread. ’ ‘ Really? ’ said Rincewind, gloomily.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	You know, sticking all your pictures in a book and remembering things. ’ ‘ There is? ’ ‘ Oook? ’ ‘ Oh, yes.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	You know, sticking all your pictures in a book and remembering things. ’ ‘ There is? ’ ‘ Oook? ’ ‘ Oh, yes.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	You mean if it ’s covered in snow then it must be winter? ’ ‘ Yes.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	You want something? ’ he said to one of the star men, who had gripped his arm.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	You ’re frightened?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	You ’re his, right? ’ The Luggage slowly extended its legs, turned very deliberately and looked at Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	all right, all right, nothing ’s wrong with the stones, it ’s just that the universe has gone wrong, right?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	we ask ourselves. ’ ‘ Where? ’ said the astrologer loyally.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ A bit magical? ’ ‘ Quite a bit, then, ’ he conceded, backing away, and, ‘ All right, ’ he agreed, as Bethan continued to glare at him.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ A bit. ’ ‘ A bit? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ A box with legs on? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ A little house with shells on? ’ ‘ It ’s very useful, ’ said Twoflower defensively.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ah, so you ’re an astronomer? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Almanac? ’ ‘ It ’s a book that tells you what day it is, ’ said Rincewind wearily.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Am I what? ’ ‘ Gosh, there ’s a wonderful view from up here! ’ It took them half an hour to get down.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ And how long do you think that ’ll keep them occupied? ’ Twoflower paused.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what does a gender do? ’ ‘ It ’s just a list of the things we ’ve got to discuss.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ And why should we listen to you? ’ A mere fraction of a second later Cohen ’s sword was pressed against his neck.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ And? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Any onions here? ’ ‘ There ’s a patch of them by that old yew tree, ’ said a voice beside him.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anyone can see that. ’ ‘ I think it ’s found them. ’ ‘ Oh, good. ’ ‘ Hold onto it. ’ ‘ Are you mad? ’ said Lackjaw.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anyone down there?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anyone here? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anything you want doing? ’ ‘ I was supposed to be making some soup, ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are the gills the wrong shade of yellow? ’ ‘ No, not really.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are we going to follow them, then? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are we of one resolve? ’ said Trymon.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are we talking about the one inside the head of Rincewind?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you all right? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you all right? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you all right? ’ ‘ No. ’ ‘ Ah. ’ Rincewind sat up.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you magical? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you quite sure? ’ she said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure? ’ The bursar cupped his hands and shouted.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Besides, I ’d have no- one to talk to. ’ ‘ Who ’s this? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Bethan? ’ ‘ What? ’ said Bethan, not taking her eyes off the advancing figures.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Bethan? ’ ‘ What? ’ said Bethan, not taking her eyes off the advancing figures.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Better? ’ he demanded.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Bigger than Great A’Tuin ’s head, perhaps? ’ The astrologer looked wretched.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Bonfires of books? ’ ‘ Yes.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Book? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Burnt?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ But if War had chosen a trump lead originally, then the contract would have gone two down? ’ ‘ Exactly! ’ I DIDN’T QUITE FOLLOW THAT.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ But why us? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ca n’t they just use flowers and berries and things? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I do anything? ’ Rincewind took a deep breath.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can we go away?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you get us there? ’ ‘ Is that the big city on the Ankh?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you get us there? ’ ‘ Is that the big city on the Ankh?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you smell anything? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you use a sword? ’ he said weakly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Cohen the Barbarian? ’ ‘ The very shame. ’ ‘ Hang on, hang on, ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Cohen? ’ she said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Cohen? ’ ‘ Yes? ’ ‘ What does eldritch mean? ’ ‘ Well, eldritch is — ‘ Cohen paused and looked down irritably.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Cohen? ’ ‘ Yes? ’ ‘ What does eldritch mean? ’ ‘ Well, eldritch is — ‘ Cohen paused and looked down irritably.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Cohen? ’ ‘ Yes? ’ ‘ What does eldritch mean? ’ ‘ Well, eldritch is — ‘ Cohen paused and looked down irritably.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Come to gloat? ’ whispered Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Congratulate? ’ exploded Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Could n’t somebody tell Great A’Tuin to avoid it? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Could you? ’ he repeated.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Cursed to run a shop? ’ ‘ Forever, sir, forever.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Daddy? ’ She looked down demurely.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Dangerous, is he? ’ he ventured.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Dead? ’ said Rincewind, In the debating chamber of his mind a dozen emotions got to their feet and started shouting.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Death what? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did it hurt? ’ The Luggage seemed to think about this.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did n’t you go to bed? ’ ‘ Funny thing, I could n’t sleep, ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you look behind? ’ The Luggage said nothing.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you three see anyone on the way down here? ’ ‘ No, ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do I have to show you what I will do otherwise?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you know what I think ’s going to happen? ’ he said, grinning.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you really believe that? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think it ’s star people? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think perhaps we should go in? ’ said Ysabell.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think we ’d better go and look for him? ’ ‘ Wishards know how to look after themshelves, ’ said Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you understand any of that? ’ she asked.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Does n’t that worry you? ’ ‘ Well, things tend to work out in the end, do n’t you think?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Does n’t that worry you? ’ ‘ Well, things tend to work out in the end, do n’t you think?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Early in the morning? ’ said Galder pleasantly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Eh? ’ said Bethan, still propping up the now unconscious Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Eh? ’ ‘ Just clearing my throat, ’ said Rincewind, and grinned.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Eldritch means wooden? ’ ‘ No, ’ said Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Eldritch? ’ ‘ Yup. ’ ‘ Oh, ’ said the dwarf.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Everything all right? ’ said Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Fair hair, looks a bit like a ferret? ’ ‘ Now that you mention it — ‘ ‘ He was in my class, ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Fishing line?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ From a troll ’s tooth, you say? ’ he muttered, squinting losely at his work.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hallo? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have I got it right?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you ever heard of culture shock? ’ he hissed.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you ever seen anything like it? ’ she said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you managed to recall how the Universe started yet? ’ he said nastily.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you seen Cohen and Bethan? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ He can go back if he wants, why should I bother? ’ The Luggage said nothing.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ He has n’t even produced doves out of his sleeves. ’ ‘ Yes, but ca n’t you sense the occult potentiality? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’s got eyesh, hashn’t he? ’ ‘ Yes, but they do n’t work like other people ’s.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’s opened a pathway. ’ ‘ Are those things demons? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’s really dead? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Help me up, will you? ’ ‘ Yes, but this box — ‘ ‘ This box, ’ said Cohen, ‘ this box is—‘he waved his arms vaguely.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hey, how did you get here? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ He’sh mad? ’ ‘ Sort of mad.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hmm, ’ said Kwartz, and, ‘ Wolves? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ How about “ zsff ”? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ How can a book know what day it is?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ How can you tell? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ How can you tell? ’ he snapped.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did you do that? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did you get here, actually? ’ said the druid.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did you get here? ’ he added.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ How old are you, exactly? ’ ‘ Eighty- sheven. ’ ‘ But you were the greatest! ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ How should I know?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ How ’s that? ’ ‘ How ’s what? ’ ‘ You did it again! ’ said Twoflower, pointing an accusing finger.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ How ’s that? ’ ‘ How ’s what? ’ ‘ You did it again! ’ said Twoflower, pointing an accusing finger.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I did n’t mean you, I meant me. ’ ‘ What? ’ ‘ Oh, shut up, ’ said Rincewind wearily.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I do n’t know 107 what it is, maybe it ’s a comet or something. ’ ‘ Will we all be burned up? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I do n’t suppose there ’s anything to eat around here? ’ The giant stones were black and menacing against the dying green light of sunset.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I mean why was n’t I summoned before? ’ snapped Galder, pushing his way to the grille.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I mean, why sweets?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I mean, you learn not to expect much, you make a sale here and there, it ’s a living, you know what I mean?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I must get a picture of this! ’ ‘ Ca n’t you just remember it? ’ said Bethan, not looking at him.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I nearly know! ’ ‘ Know what? ’ ‘ I ’ve got to get rid of this Spell! ’ ‘ Which way is the University? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I nearly know! ’ ‘ Know what? ’ ‘ I ’ve got to get rid of this Spell! ’ ‘ Which way is the University? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I never said they answered, did I? ’ Trymon looked along the table.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I said, where ’s the Luggage? ’ hissed Bethan behind Rincewind ’s back.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I said: what is it that a man may call the greatest things in life? ’ The warriors leaned closer.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I say, you have n’t come to rescue your lost love, have you?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I shuppose you would n’t want to shell it? ’ said Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I suppose you have n’t seen him?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I suppose you would n’t like to tell me what you ’ve done with the Octavo? ’ The Luggage ’s expression could only be described as wooden.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I think it was called the “ mutter, mutter, mutter. ” ‘ ‘ The what?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’d know that voice anywhere! ’ JUST A MINUTE – PESTILENCE IS SOUTH?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’ll just go and have a look, shall I? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’m in the Octavo? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’m off to the mountains. ’ ‘ That ’ll help, will it? ’ said Rincewind doubtfully.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ If you do n’t want me to say anything, how will you know I understand what you just said? ’ he hissed.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ If you keep thinking the rock should n’t be flying it might hear you and become persuaded and you will turn out to be right, okay?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ In that case – what ’s he laughing at? ’ Twoflower ’s shoulders were shaking, his face had gone red, and he was emitting muffled snorts.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Interfere with the affairs of another order? ’ said Wert.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is he perhapsh being sharcashtic? ’ said Cohen to Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is it good, being joinery? ’ said the tree, anxiously.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is it? ’ ‘ Lots of people think so. ’ That ’s a shame.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is it? ’ ‘ Not exactly, but in a — what ’s that? ’ Rincewind looked down.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is it? ’ ‘ Not exactly, but in a — what ’s that? ’ Rincewind looked down.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is n’t what exciting? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is she a druidess? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that all?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that it?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that it? ’ said Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that you, Rincewind? ’ ‘ Yes, ’ said Rincewind, giving it the benefit of the doubt.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that – is that you, Rincewind? ’ ‘ Yes, ’ said the voice, resonant with the tones of the grave.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is this the only book you ’ve got about the pyramid of Tsort? ’ he said slowly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ It had eyes then, this box? ’ ‘ N —, ’ began the apprentice and stopped, puzzled.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ought to have run away, you think? ’ ‘ Yes.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s a book on how to avoid them? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s a star, ’ said the Professor of Astrology, ‘ I think. ’ ‘ You think? ’ The astrologer winced.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s all over, do you see?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s magical, is n’t it? ’ The small shopkeeper hesitated.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s magical, yes, it moves around, yes, no, I ’m not telling you why — ‘ ‘ Can I have a drink of water, please? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s to do with that star, is n’t it? ’ ‘ I do n’t know anything about the star, ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just give me a leg up, will you? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just that? ’ ‘ Well, I had to go under the table, did n’t I?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just that? ’ ‘ Well, I had to go under the table, did n’t I?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Know anyone else? ’ Wert pushed forward.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Know what? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Lad, am I? ’ he muttered.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Laundry? ’ he shouted.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Legend? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Let ’s hear it, then. ’ ‘ — a nonentity, a failure, just a – what? ’ ‘ How are you going to get the door open? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Let ’s hear it, then. ’ ‘ — a nonentity, a failure, just a – what? ’ ‘ How are you going to get the door open? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Like this? ’ said one of them.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Like, with paper? ’ ‘ Yes. ’ That does n’t sound very reliable to me, ’ said the druid nastily.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Look, ’ said Galder, ‘ just repeat that bit again, will you?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Look, ’ said Rincewind, ‘ if I was a wizard I ’d be able to do magic, right?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Madam, I do n’t think you quite understand — ‘ ‘ The Dungeons Dimensions will empty into our Universe, right? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Maybe it has a subtle effect? ’ he said hopefully.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Monsters?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ My, er, late predecessor made quite study of the Octavo. ’ ‘ We all have, ’ said Panter, sharply, ‘ but what ’s the use?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Nice? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ No money? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ No sacrifices? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ No. ’ ‘ No? ’ ‘ What did he say? ’ said another disembodied voice.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ No. ’ ‘ No? ’ ‘ What did he say? ’ said another disembodied voice.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Not far now. ’ ‘ Where to? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Not like what? ’ he asked suspiciously.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Not much work lately? ’ said Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Not sure about that. ’ ‘ Well then, why ca n’t you eat them? ’ Rincewind coughed.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Now what? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oblong? ’ ‘ Eldritch, ’ said Cohen mysteriously.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Of course, it ’s a magic box, is n’t that right?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Of course, that ’s not the same thing. ’ ‘ Do you think the star is going to hit the Disc? ’ ‘ No, ’ said Twoflower confidently.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh yeah? ’ said the nearest citizen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, you ’re here, are you? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh. ’ NOW MAY I GO?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh? ’ he said, ‘ and how does it g — ‘ Ankh- Morpork!
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Okay, but what did you see? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Old Grandad did, anyway. ’ ‘ He did n’t like them? ’ ‘ No, he just did n’t used to look where he was going.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ On whose authority? ’ demanded Wert.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ One of those shops? ’ ‘ All right, ’ said the shopkeeper testily.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Onions? ’ whispered Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Only this specific troll ca n’t, you see. ’ ‘ Ca n’t? ’ Herrena hesitated.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oook. ’ ‘ You ’re quite sure? ’ ‘ Oook. ’ Trymon listened.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oook? ’ said the librarian, anxiously.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Or “ sff ”? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Panic? ’ said Rincewind hopefully.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Pardon? ’ said Wert.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ People sometimes act like animals, do n’t they?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Plague? ’ said Rincewind, stopping a man pushing a handcart full of children.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Remember where I am?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Right? ’ ‘ Yes, sir!
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Rincewind? ’ Rincewind opened his eyes.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Shall we talk about something else? ’ ‘ Yeah, well, discussing how to get these ropes off would be favourite, ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ She ’s a real terror when she ’s roused, is n’t she? ’ ‘ Yes, ’ said Rincewind ’, without enthusiasm.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Shoop? ’ ‘ Soup, ’ explained Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Should n’t we help? ’ ‘ I ’m sure we ’d only get in the way, ’ said Rincewind hurriedly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ So we thought you might have some suggestions? ’ said the head troll, as meekly as it is possible to sound with a voice like a granite gargle.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ So what?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sort of go around it? ’ ‘ That sort of thing has been tried before, ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sort of symbolic? ’ ‘ Nope. ’ ‘ Has anyone ever tried? ’ Rincewind sighed.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sort of symbolic? ’ ‘ Nope. ’ ‘ Has anyone ever tried? ’ Rincewind sighed.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Soup? ’ said the troll.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Spell giving you trouble? ’ ‘ Yargh. ’ ‘ Try humming. ’ Rincewind grimaced.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Still here, Tryrnon? ’ ‘ You summoned me, master, ’ said Trymon levelly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tall man? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tell you what – how bout if we put the fire out? ’ ‘ Good idea, ’ said Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ That would appear to be the case. ’ ‘ Is there anything we can get you? ’ said Twoflower anxiously.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s Krysoprase over there, and Breccia, and Jasper, and my wife Beryl – she ’s la bit meta- morphic, but who is n’t these days?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s a bit of a mean trick, is n’t it? ’ ‘ They ’ll be all right, ’ said Rincewind heartily.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s all you can tell us? ’ YES.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s it? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s right! ’ ‘ Shopkeeper a little wizened old guy?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ That?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ The other bigger, is he all right? ’ he said solicitously.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Then what?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ There ’s one thing it ’s out of stock of, ’ said Bethan, firmly.. ‘ How can you tell? ’ ‘ You just have to look.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ These are worse. ’ ‘ Oh. ’ ‘ And what do you propose to do about it? ’ said a clear voice.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ They ’ll probably be better off without us anyway. ’ ‘ Are you sure? ’ ‘ Positive, ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is a dead end. ’ ‘ Are you sure? ’ ‘ I think I know a brick wall when I see one, ’ said Twoflower reproachfully.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is the future? ’ A FUTURE, said Death.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is, uh, serious? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ This? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tiles? ’ he hazarded.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Times are hard, yes. ’ ‘ Who are all theshe guysh with the starsh painted on? ’ said Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Um, before who, lord? ’ said the wizard.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Um, have I moved at all? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Um, what ’s keeping us up? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Want some salt on it? ’ said the dwarf.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ We could go to sleep? ’ suggested Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ We ’re going to hit it? ’ he asked.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ We ’ve been through some times together, eh? ’ said Twoflower, nudging him in the ribs.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, get on with it. ’ ‘ What, tackle that? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, it stands to reason, does n’t it? ’ he said lamely.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, what kind of tree is this? ’ said the tourist.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, where ’s it gone? ’ ‘ How should I know? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, where ’s it gone? ’ ‘ How should I know? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, why has n’t he got a red hat? ’ Rincewind hesitated, desperately trying to imagine what Twoflower was getting at.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, ’ he panted, ‘ what did you get? ’ ‘ Um, the cruet, ’ said Lackjaw.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well? ’ said Herrena.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well? ’ ‘ Fascinating chart, ’ said the astrologer, breathlessly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about them? ’ Blue light speared down the inside of the tower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are they doing now? ’ said Twoflower, trying to see over the heads of the throng.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you doing? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you looking at? ’ said the wizard.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What did he say? ’ ‘ He said no. ’ ‘ Typical of the boy. ’ ‘ Um, who is in there? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What did he say? ’ ‘ He said no. ’ ‘ Typical of the boy. ’ ‘ Um, who is in there? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do we do with this man? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you expect, three bears? ’ ‘ There could be monsters.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you expect?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you think they ’re after? ’ whispered Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you want, grandad? ’ he snarled.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What for? ’ he said, cautiously.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What home? ’ said Rincewind, astonished.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is it you want me to do? ’ ‘ First, I want you to listen very carefully, ’ said Rincewind ’s disembodied voice patiently.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is it? ’ He looked hard at Rincewind, who reddened.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What legend? ’ ‘ It ’s been handed down from mountain to gravel since the sunset[3]of time, ’ said the first troll.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What now? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What shall we do now? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What shall we do? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What shay? ’ he said, toothlessly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What use is it, then, exactly? ’ asked Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What was that? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What was that? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What was that? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What will happen? ’ The wizards looked at one another.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s in it? ’ said Lackjaw.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s in the bag? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s neck romance? ’ she whispered.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s so special about a box? ’ Cohen said nothing.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s the good of being a wizard, after all?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s the plan? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s this place?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What, I should like to know? ’ ‘ Oh, that ’s easy, ’ said Wert.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What, for mattresses? ’ ‘ Do n’t be silly, ’ said Twoflower reasonably.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What, kill her? ’ ‘ Yes. ’ ‘ Why? ’ ‘ Do n’t ask me.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What, kill her? ’ ‘ Yes. ’ ‘ Why? ’ ‘ Do n’t ask me.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What, playing with cards? ’ ‘ It ’s a special kind of playing, ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What, with the Octavo? ’ Whisper, whisper.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ I ’m sure we all realise the importance of proper leadership, ’ said Trymon.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ he said, giving in.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ said Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ said Rincewind, eyes fixed on the sky.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ ‘ Find something to hide behind, ’ he barked, with his voice shaking only slightly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ ‘ The gold, the gold.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ ‘ Twenty- seven times, ’ said Twoflower helpfully.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ What’sh sho funny about that? ’ he asked, and his voice had knuckles in it.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ When I ’m advanced in the craft, eh?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ When they ache, you jusht take them out and let them get on with it, yesh?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where are we? ’ ‘ It does n’t matter, ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where do they all come from? ’ said Twoflower, as they fled yet another mob.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where is the key, fat one? ’ ‘ It – it has n’t got a key, ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where the hell is this? ’ he said, grabbing his head to stop it exploding.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where ’s the picture box? ’ he asked urgently.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where ’s this, squire? ’ it said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Which one of you is Rincewind the wizard? ’ she said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Which one? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Which way now? ’ Twoflower peered at the maze of alleyways around them.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who are you talking to? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who are you? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who was it? ’ ‘ Did it — ‘ Rincewind swallowed, ‘ did it have – you know – tentacles and things? ’ ‘ No, ’ said Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who was it? ’ ‘ Did it — ‘ Rincewind swallowed, ‘ did it have – you know – tentacles and things? ’ ‘ No, ’ said Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who, me?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who? ’ ‘ Trymon — ‘ Rincewind swallowed.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why are the spells so restless? ’ said one of the younger wizards.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why does everyone look at me? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why does everything smell of horses? ’ ‘ You ’ve been ill, ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why is n’t anybody doing something? ’ ‘ Such as what? ’ Twoflower thought.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why is n’t anybody doing something? ’ ‘ Such as what? ’ Twoflower thought.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why not? ’ ‘ Because Rincewind does n’t think so. ’ She looked at him in amazement.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why oh dear? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why should anyone want to say you? ’ ‘ It ’s the star, ’ said the spell.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why ’s he attacking my Luggage? ’ ‘ I think I know, ’ said Bethan quietly.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ THAT ’S WHEN THEY THINK I’LL BE TAKING MY MASK OFF.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ There was another pause, and then a conference of embarrassed whispers.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ said Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ ‘ Because — ‘ Rincewind groped for words – ‘ it ’s quaint.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Will they be able to be turned back? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Wolves? ’ said a wizard.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would I like it if I knew? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would he? ’ ‘ No, not really. ’ ‘ Let him babble, ’ said Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would you kindly explain what you ’re talking about? ’ There was a papery sigh.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would you like another banana? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would you like me to do a spell? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would you like some cocoa while we ’re waiting? ’ said Galder, hobbling across the room to the servants ’ bell.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, but where are we? ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, sir. ’ ‘ We ’d be burned up? ’ ‘ Eventually.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, ’ said Cohen, in a reasonable tone of voice, ‘ but that is n’t the point, is it?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ The voice chuckled – a strange sound, rather papery.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ ‘ I ’d be shixty- sheven. ’ ‘ What ’s that got to do with it? ’ ‘ Well – how can I put it?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ ‘ I ’d be shixty- sheven. ’ ‘ What ’s that got to do with it? ’ ‘ Well – how can I put it?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ ‘ I ’d be shixty- sheven. ’ ‘ What ’s that got to do with it? ’ ‘ Well – how can I put it?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yesh?
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yesh? ’ ‘ I ca n’t help noticing — ‘ ‘ Yesh? ’ ‘ Oh, nothing, ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yesh? ’ ‘ I ca n’t help noticing — ‘ ‘ Yesh? ’ ‘ Oh, nothing, ’ said Twoflower.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ca n’t blame me, can you? ’ ‘ No.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ You can keep cigarettes in it. ’ ‘ And they ’re what you really need, are they? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ You can take yoursh out? ’ ‘ Oh yesh.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ You can tell everyone that Cohen the Barbarian will be very angry if he sees stars like that again, right? ’ The door slammed shut.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ You could try getting us out. ’ ‘ Could we pick the lock? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do n’t like fires, do you? ’ Kwartz nodded.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ You never held a sword before? ’ The man half- turned to his colleagues for reassurance.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ You okay, Rinshwind? ’ said Cohen.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ought to say “ Where am I? ” ‘ it said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ You shee? ’ he said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re going to cut your way through? ’ said Bethan.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re not trying to steal the rock? ’ said the druid, lowering the sickle a fraction.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re not upset, are you? ’ ‘ Who, me? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re not upset, are you? ’ ‘ Who, me? ’ said Rincewind.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re really going to marry her? ’ ‘ Share thing.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re wizards, are n’t you? ’ she said.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ You, um, would n’t have seen another wizard around here, by any chance? ’ The Luggage contrived to look more menacing.
The Light Fantastic - Terry Pratchett	‘ Zodiac? ’ ventured the astrologer, a desperate man.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ How can we cap it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ This is all necessary, is it? ” said Teppic indistinctly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	A whole country just more or less vanishing?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	AND NOW, IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME- “ Hang on a moment- ” YES?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Although, of course, the man himself may take matters into, if you will excuse me, his own hands. ” “ What do you mean? ” snapped Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Am I right?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Am I right?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Am I right? ” “ I suppose so, ” said Teppic, helplessly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	And how was a fellow supposed to sleep with the sky over the river glowing like a firework?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	And somebody had already mentioned rumours, had n’t they?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	And stand in the streets and shout “ hurrah ”. ” “ This is your parents you ’re talking about? ” said Chidder, puzzled.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	And that is your answer, is it? ” “ Sir, no, sir.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	And that ’s Antiphon, the greatest writer of comic plays in the world. ” “ Where is Pthagonal? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	And the builder of pyramids has been instructed? ” Hoot Koomi, high priest of Khefin, the Two- Faced God of Gateways, stepped forward.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	And waxing?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	And what sort of life could the poor flat kid have?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	And what would happen if you did?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	And who is this lovely young lady? ” “ Her name ” Teppic began.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	And you can help me, Chiddy. ” “ How? ” “ Your father has an extremely fast vessel he uses for smuggling, ” said Teppic flatly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	And, after all, what was there for him at home?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Apparently pipes are the thing. ” “ For the asses ’ milk? ” said Koomi, who was now totally lost in the desert*.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Are there any boats around? ” “ The priests took them all, O king. ” Teppic could see that this was true.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	As a handmaiden, I mean? ” said Teppic, scanning the rooftop panorama to hide his embarrassment.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	At last IIa said, “ What does “ quantum ” mean, anyway? ” IIb shrugged.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	BOOK IV The Book of 101 Things A Boy Can Do Teppic had expected--what?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Before?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Betray Craft secrets?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Bit weird, really. ” WHERE ARE ONE ’S INTERNAL ORGANS AT THIS POINT?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	But does it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	But it will suffice for my simple needs. ” “ Will it? ” said Teppic, yawning.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	But sometimes it seems much longer. ” “ Really seven thousand years? ” “ Yes, ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	But surely Mericet would have to be at the tower ahead of him?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	But then what can I do with it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	But upside down, you understand?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	But you will be back, wo n’t you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	But you ’ve got to admit, this does n’t all happen to one individual in one day, does it? ” “ Well.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	By the way, you have n’t been finding little green shoots springing up wherever you walk, have you? ” “ No.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Calle hym forth. ” “ Who, me? ” said Gern.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Can I offer you a change of clothing?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Can you hear me? ” “ He bids you greetings from the world beyond the veil, ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Can you see them, master?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Can you work out where the nodes will form? ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Come to say sorry, have you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Did I mention him?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Did I say she had a squint?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Did I say why? ” “ No, father. ” Teppic looked up at his father ’s mild, puzzled features.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Did I tell you about this horse?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Did you come in over the desert?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Do I have to do anything about the sunset? ” “ Your majesty is pleased to joke, ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Do I have to hang around here to wait for all that? ” I ASSUME SO.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Do I look patriarchal? ” Teppic gave him a critical appraisal.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Do they call this a window?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Do you know how pissed off that makes me? ” “ I expect it makes you extremely pissed off, ” said Teppic politely.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Do you know you tense your back muscles a lot? ” “ I do n’t think I ought to talk about it, ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Does n’t that worry you? ” “ It ’s a matter of pride, ” said Ibid, but his voice was tinged with uncertainty.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Does that make me feel any better?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Easy thing to miss, a hundred miles of river valley in the middle of a desert, is n’t it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Er. ” What next?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Ever noticed how slow it all seems to be? ” “ Oh, yes, ” said Teppic flatly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Everything we believe is true?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Exactly what could the old man do about it, here?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Face like the end of your boot? ” “ That ’s Fliemoe.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	For me to go away and never come back?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Get it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Go and explain?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Good, is n’t it? ” Teppic bit his lip.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Had there been a before?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Had they?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Hard to believe, is n’t it? ” “ No, ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone ever guessed the riddle? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Has he been summoned? ” “ No, ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Have you come to kill the king? ” “ I wish I could, ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever heard of plumbing, Dios? ” The priest snapped his fingers at one of the attendants.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Have you had the one about the seven cows? ” “ Yes, ” said Teppic, looking around.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Have you killed lots?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	He had n’t discussed things with her; indeed, what was there to discuss?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	He said they nailed the Kingdom to the past. ” “ Did he say why? ” “ No.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	He said, “ Is there a reply? ” Teppic considered.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	He was down here, was he? ” said Teppic weakly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	He was explaining to me what a “ free port ” is. ” “ In your bath, O queen? ” said Koomi weakly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	He ’d lurch halfway down the corridor, maybe throttle one of them, I ’ll grant you, but then he ’s coming undone, right?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	He ’s really horrible. ” “ He is, is n’t he? ” agreed Teppic, intensely relieved to hear it said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Here we have bronze, sire. ” “ Do I really have to wear this gold mask? ” “ The Face of the Sun, sire.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Here, you have n’t got any figs on your side, have you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Honestly, dad, why did you have to go and buy a thing like that? ” “ It was in a job lot, ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	How about you? ” “ Hmm?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	How about you? ” “ Hmm?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	How about: when it continues to walk on two legs or with any prosthetic aids of its choice? ” The Sphinx gave this some consideration.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	How are they? ” said Teppic, and gave the camel another thump.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	How could they?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	How dare they? ” Koomi ’s mouth dropped open.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	How did you do it, actually?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	How did you kill a pyramid?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	How do you do it? ” Ptaclusp nearly bit through his lip.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	How do you make a camel kneel, did you say?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	How do you think we can get back? ” “ I do n’t want to go back.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	How many fingers am I holding up?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	How old are you, Dios? ” There was no sound.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	How the hell are you, anyway?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	How would he know?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	How would you like it if you had to do it? ” “ You see, jewellery is n’t just something she wears, ” said the ghost of Teppicymon XXVII.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	How ’s the king business? ” Teppic told him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Humble sailor ’s fare, I ’m afraid, but we muddle along, we muddle along. ” “ Not Ephebian, is it? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I ca n’t tell you anything you do n’t know yourself. ” “ You ’re the founder? ” “ That ’s me. ” “ I.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I can leave the lid open a bit so you can get some air. ” “ You ca n’t think I ’d risk that?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I could give you a few names and addresses. ” “ And what would you do? ” “ I dread to think what ’s going on back home, ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I could try and get you over the border. ” “ Is that saddle on right? ” said Ptraci.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t want to die yet! ” “ You refuse to gladly take the poison? ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I forbid it to be done, do you understand? ” Dios bowed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I had a vocabulary of eight hundred words, do you think I ’d really be talking like this?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I had to go in and change when I got here. ” “ You had a dummy, did you? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I hate pyramids. ” “ Surely there ’s people there you care about? ” Ptraci shrugged.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I mean, it ’s only fair, right? ” “ Nothing wrong with the riddle, ” said the Sphinx.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I mean, really? ” “ Hmm?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I mean, really? ” “ Hmm?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I mean, they did n’t know we were here, did they?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I mean, where did they think power comes from?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I mean, ” Pthagonal reached unsteadily for his wine cup, “ how long did they think they could go on building bigger and bigger pyramids for?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I mean, ” he hiccuped, “ you ’ve been in that place, have n’t you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I met with them this morning. ” “ What am I supposed to do, then? ” Dios made a slight circling motion with his hand.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I must have dozens. ” “ The job?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I noted the passing of the rituals, not the years. ” “ Come from a long- lived family, do you? ” said Teppicymon sarcastically.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I say?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I spent last summer with Lord Fhem- pta- hem, you remember. ” “ Oh, did you? ” The pharaoh recalled the palace had seemed quieter at the time.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I suppose you would not know what became of it? ” Dios waved his hands in an expressive gesture.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I trust you slept well? ” Teppic waved a hand at Dios, but said nothing.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I was ahead of my time, that ’s my trouble. ” “ And you were running away? ” said Teppic weakly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I was most precise in relaying your decision, saving only to refine the detail in accordance with precedent and tradition. ” “ How was that?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I wonder how old he really is?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I wonder what ’s causing it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll depart, then, shall I?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll just go away and leave you, shall I? ” “ But in the morning I shall wake up and then I ’ll despair.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll just tuck it in here, shall I? ” “ It ’s like buckets, but not as, um, smelly. ” “ Sounds dreadful, sire.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	If I hacked the rocks away?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	If he invites you for toast in his study, do n’t go. ” “ And who ’s the little kid with the curls? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	If the gods looked just like everyone else, he used to say, how would people know how to treat them?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	If you were not here, how would the people know that justice had been done? ” “ But you twist everything I say! ” “ No, sire.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Is anyone chasing us? ” Teppic turned in the saddle.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Is it something they eat, master? ” Dil sighed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t it well done?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that right, Dios? ” said Koomi.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t there anything you ’re going to say? ” He hesitated, halfway to the door.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Is that your idea of a good epoch? ” “ It ’s rather draughty in here, sire, ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Is thys the netherworld? ” “ It would appear not, ” said the queen.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	It ca n’t just bloody well fall through a hole in the ground! ” “ Where is it, then? ” said Ptraci evenly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	It costs that little bit extra, but what ’s money at a time like this?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	It will be in your interests to step forward. ” “ Why? ” said Teppic, from the shadows.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	It ’d give the game away. ” “ I ca n’t just hang around until someone happens to mention it, can I?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	It ’s Ptaclusp, is n’t it? ” said the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	It ’s Teppic, is n’t it? ” The voice was addressing him from ankle height.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a depressing concept. ” “ Sorry? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	It ’s all come true, O fount of waters! ” “ What has? ” “ Everything! ” “ Everything? ” “ The sun, O lord.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	It ’s all come true, O fount of waters! ” “ What has? ” “ Everything! ” “ Everything? ” “ The sun, O lord.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	It ’s all mist and fog. ” “ Thank the gods for that, I thought it was me. ” “ It is you, is n’t it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	It ’s ridiculous, how can you run a kingdom like this?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	It ’s something you do n’t bloody well see every day, for gods ’ sake! ” “ How should I know?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Just pass it along, will you? ” “ I do n’t remember anyone asking for all this garlic bread, ” said Xeno.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Less than ten? ” “ Let ’s say, ” said Ptraci, “ a number between zero and ten. ” You Bastard spat.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Like steel? ” Ptaclusp sneered.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Malicious gossip, too?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Man to- ” “ Corpse? ” said the king, trying to make it easy for him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Master embalmer. ” “ Oh, you are, are you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Master? ” “ Yes, lad? ” “ Which bit ’s got the god in it, master? ” Dil squinted up the king ’s nostril, trying to concentrate.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Master? ” “ Yes, lad? ” “ Which bit ’s got the god in it, master? ” Dil squinted up the king ’s nostril, trying to concentrate.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Master? ” “ Yes, lad? ” “ Which bit ’s got the god in it, master? ” Dil squinted up the king ’s nostril, trying to concentrate.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	May I summon the next case, sire? ” Teppic nodded.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Maybe people started mucking about with geometry, what do you say? ” Teppic snored.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Maybe we ’ll even look for a few of those cities, eh?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	More than a hundred? ” “ Good heavens, no., “ Well, less than fifty? ” Teppic rolled over.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	More than a hundred? ” “ Good heavens, no., “ Well, less than fifty? ” Teppic rolled over.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Most of my gentlemen have monthly accounts, but I understand you ’ll be leaving in the morning? ” Teppic gave up.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Never looked back. ” “ One minute it was n’t there, the next minute it was? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Not one or the other, you understand?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Not really?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Now considering that most children can toddle at a year or so, the four legs reference is really unsuitable, would n’t you agree?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	O King who shall live forever. ” “ Eh?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	On account of how time is fractal in nature, they said. ” “ They said that? ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Only, only, it ca n’t exist in this world like that, so the place had to sort of pop outside for a bit, see?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps he ’d overdone it just a gnat on the paracosmic measurements?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Promise? ” “ Yes, yes!
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Pyramid energy, see?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Pyramids?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	QED. ” “ Are you right? ” said Teppic automatically.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	QED. ” “ QED, sarge? ” “ It means get back up the bloody ladder, lad. ” Autocue saluted.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Right at the bottom. ” He slumped on to a coil of rope as Chidder passed the bottle back and said, “ It makes you think, does n’t it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	She has refused to take the potion. ” “ What potion? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	She was only a handmaiden, was n’t she? ” “ It is unthinkable that anyone could disobey your judgements!
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Should he stop?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	So noon would be age 35, am I right?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	So what ’s the answer, then? ” Teppic scratched his nose.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	So where is she now?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Something the matter? ” “ Sorry, ” said Teppic, “ it ’s just that this is all a bit of a shock.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Sorry? ” “ All these knives.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Stands to reason. ” “ You sure they ’re going to come, then? ” said Autocue.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	S”nother dimessnon, see?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	That means we shall be forced to make war. ” “ Why? ” Ibid opened his mouth, stopped, and turned to Xeno.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	That ’ll be five cercs, okay emir? ” “ Ah. ” Teppic patted his pocket.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	That ’s not right, is it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	That ’s ridiculous, how could he survive that? ” “ Why ’s there all corn sprouting out of it, too? ” wondered Dil.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	That ’s ridiculous, how could he survive that? ” “ Why ’s there all corn sprouting out of it, too? ” wondered Dil.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	The elbows’ll be out in no time, I ’ll never live it down. ” “ But you ’ll be dead, master! ” “ Dead?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	The gods were there to do the duties of a megaphone, because who else would people listen to?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	The point was, though, did he just make the sun come up in the Valley or everywhere in the world?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	The pyramids do n’t seem to preserve it, strangely. ” “ This is Dios, the footnote- keeper of history? ” said Teppicymon.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	The seal just swings aside! ” “ Youe meane he iss oute? ” Teppicymon tottered forward and grabbed the door of the pyramid.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	The women of my family have served under the kings for centuries, you know. ” “ Oh yes? ” he managed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Then someone said, “ Why are you shouting into that bulrush? ” “ Sorry.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Then you could go to Tsort or Ephebe or somewhere. ” “ Foreign, you mean?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	There may be a river hidden in that crack or there may not, but we ca n’t get at it, can we?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	They could n’t have talked, could they? ” The Sphinx ’s claws scrabbled irritably on its rock.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	They have no right! ” “ Then what are you going to do? ” said Koomi.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	They ’re not going to come and take our horses if they see us hanging around outside, are they?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	They ’re not right, sir! ” “ What ’s wrong with them? ” “ Well, they ’re here, sir!
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Think it ’s fun, do you, spending the rest of your death under a million tons of rock, watching yourself crumble to bits?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	This is gold, is n’t it? ” “ It ’s electrum.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	This is the time of the Second Empire. ” “ But she is dead? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Those gods are getting closer. ” “ Do you think we could employ them? ” said Ptaclusp, ignoring him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Unsound ideas are what I could do with right now. ” “ Why do you carry all these knives and things?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Until they ’re pyramids, see?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Up the pyramid? ” The Great Pyramid loomed up behind them, its throbbing filling the air.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Upsets the business community. ” “ All the business community, or just that part of it floating face down in the river? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Very thin water coming out of the sky? ” “ What a silly idea.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	WHAT IN?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Was n’t he? ” “ All hail Bunu, probably, ” they chorused, as the sacred crocodiles homed in like submarines.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	We could give them twenty minutes, what do you say? ” Teppic turned an agonised face towards him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	We stick a tableknife in the slot and wiggle it about? ” said the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	We ’ll just have to find one who has the dream about the cows. ” “ Oh, the one where there ’s fat cows and thin cows? ” said Ptraci.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	We ’ve come to let you out. ” “ Who ’re these men? ” said the shadow petulantly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Wear?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Well- known ancestral dream, that dream. ” “ What does it mean? ” The little man picked a seed from between his teeth.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What am I doing here? ” He tried to stand up.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What could he do?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What do we find? ” Dil and Gern joined him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What do you need them for, then? ” “ I told you.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What happened? ” “ I think the pyramid exploded, ” IIb volunteered.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What happens to you, then? ” “ Something bad, ” she said vaguely.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What is the sensible course of action at this point?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What sort of a number d’you call that? ” “ It sounds horrible, ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What was I, er, saying? ” said Chidder.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What was her name now, face that launched a thousand camels, began with an A or a T or- ” “ Did they? ” shouted Antiphon.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What will we be without the pyramids? ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What would be the period of this?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What would he have us do? ” “ Yea, ” said the high priest of Scrab, the Pusher of the Ball of the Sun.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What would you have us do now? ” Dios sat on the steps of the throne and stared gloomily at the floor.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What ’s an engineer? ” “ Oh, a builder of aqueducts, ” said IIb quickly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What ’s he got that for? ” Teppic dreamed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What ’s that got to do with it? ” Dil riffled through the samples.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What ’s the hammer for, young man? ” “ Please, ma’am, I have to hammer on the door, ma’am, ” said Gern.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What ’s this? ” “ The Sheaf of Plenty, sire.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	What, when you got right down to it, was he going to tell them to do?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Whatever happened to the two bits of wood and a plumbline?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Whatever will you think of me? ” Teppic took a deep breath.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Where are you, dad?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Where do you come from? ” Teppic looked miserable.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Where is the king?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Where would you like it put? ”   King Teppicymon XXVII was watching himself being stuffed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Where ’re we going? ” “ To let the others out, ” said the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s Dios? ” The ancestors pressed forward, muttering.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Which eyeball do n’t you need? ” The leader stared at him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Who are you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Who says you have to do anything? ” “ I feel responsible. ” Teppic shifted position like a cat.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Why are you here? ” It was a perfectly calm and reasonable voice, with overtones of concerned but indubitable authority.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Why are you here? ” The man hung his head.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Why bother?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Why could n’t kings order people around like in the old days?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Why is it so much easier to think when you ’re dead?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Why ptry?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Why should I want to go back?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Why? ” Teppic thought about it.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Why? ” “ There ’s got to be a sharp point for the flare, ” said IIb.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Will I be able to spot him?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Will your eminences excuse me?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	With selection of traps from stock?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Wo n’t we, sergeant? ” The sergeant stared into the fetid darkness.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Would they approve of modern society, they ask, would they marvel at present- day achievements?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Would you like a drink?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	You are n’t acting very god- like at the moment. ” “ Yes?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	You bought me a warming pan. ” “ Did I?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	You dream a good fig. ” “ I ’m dreaming you, too? ” “ Damn right.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	You have n’t seen a tortoise up there, have you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	You know that? ” “ Yes, sarge, ” said Autocue miserably.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	You only- “ Good grief?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	You said. ” “ Yes, dad. ” “ Is your brother all right? ” “ I ’ve got him safe in my pocket, dad. ” “ Good.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	You think I ’m stupid?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	You ’d think so, would n’t you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	You ’re not dead, are you? ” Dil did n’t answer immediately.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	You ’re sure it wo n’t hurt him? ” “ Well, if we do it carefully he ca n’t move in Time, that is, width to us.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Young Autocue stuttered: “ What ’ll happen now, sergeant? ” The sergeant moved a foot tentatively.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	Your name in lights, see? ” “ Just put them in the jar, boy, ” said Dil wearily.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	could you stop that, please? ” “ It ’s celery, ” said Iesope, crunching cheerfully.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	more than fifty people? ” “ There ’s a different name for that sort of woman, ” said Ptraci, but without much rancour.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	oh, bloody hell. ” “ You can see her, too? ” “ Oh, mummy, ” whispered Gern, and slid to his knees.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	what ’s this?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ A case of mortis portalis tackulatum with complications. ” “ What ’s that mean? ” said Chidder.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ A priest heard you, did he? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ A pyramid? ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ A stranger-? ” said Ptaclusp uncertainly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ All your bits and pieces around you. ” “ He will like it, wo n’t be? ” he asked Dios, as they walked back to the throne room.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Although I expect you wo n’t need telling, will you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ And come with me. ” “ Oh, master, whatever shall we do? ” Dil looked around at the sleeping city.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ And her? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ And it ’s probably going to happen again. ” “ We can expect more like it? ” “ Yes, ” said IIb.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ And of course a similar suite for the Queen, I take it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ And she ’s my sister? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ And that was all, was it? ” She stared at him, and then giggled again.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ And that ’s a mocracy, is it? ” “ They invented it in Ephebe, you know, ” said Teppic, feeling obscurely that he ought to defend it.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ And what will happen?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ And who would be high priest then? ” “ The gods would choose, ” said Koomi.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ And you have n’t seen any seagulls around? ” “ There ’s lots of them today, or did n’t you notice? ” “ Yes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ And you have n’t seen any seagulls around? ” “ There ’s lots of them today, or did n’t you notice? ” “ Yes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ And you ’re going back to be an Assassin, are you? ” she sneered.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ And yours too, may I ask? ” “ Yes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ And, yes, and what about sacrifices?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Any good, these statues? ” “ They do n’t do you justice, ” said Teppic, truthfully.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Anything broken? ” he said quietly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyway, ” said the pharaoh, “ I expect we ’d better be going. ” WHERE TO?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are there many like her back at your place? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are there problems? ” “ Er, ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are they dead? ” Ptaclusp scrutinised some of the approaching marchers.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are they? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are those supposed to be wings? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are we dead? ” “ I should n’t think so.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are we going to like it? ” “ I should n’t think so, dad.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are we talking about those, you know, stones on legs? ” “ That ’s right, that ’s right, ” said Xeno.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are we talking maidens here? ” said one of the priests uncertainly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you a priest? ” he said, fumbling in the rubble.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right, O jewelled master of the sun? ” one of them ventured.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right? ” he shouted above the wind.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right? ” said IIb.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right? ” “ Do n’t know.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you coming or not? ” it said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you feeling all right, Dios? ” Dios had turned to look out across the river.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you going to control them, Dios? ” said the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you going to tell them that the world should be changeless? ” Dios stared up at the creatures jostling one another as they waded the river.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you hurt?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you sure you ’re feeling all right, Dios? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you sure? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you sure? ” “ It was my birthday last month, father.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you talking to me? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ As you wish, sir. ” “ What is the maximum permitted length of a throwing knife? ” snapped Mericet.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Before you can pass me, O mortal, ” it said, “ you must answer my riddle. ” “ Why? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Beg pardon, sir? ” “ I mean, the two statements could be held to be mutually exclusive. ” Dil ’s face became a well- meaning blank.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Blast, what ’ve I stepped in? ” “ Anyone know where we are? ” said Arthur.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Blast, what ’ve I stepped in? ” “ Anyone know where we are? ” said Arthur.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ But could we have a word away from the lad?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ But what are these sinister figures that march in step with him, hey?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ But why? ” “ I did explain, sire.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ But you did see the valley, did n’t you? ” “ Yes. ” “ Well, then? ” “ Well what? ” Teppic rolled his eyes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ But you did see the valley, did n’t you? ” “ Yes. ” “ Well, then? ” “ Well what? ” Teppic rolled his eyes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ But you did see the valley, did n’t you? ” “ Yes. ” “ Well, then? ” “ Well what? ” Teppic rolled his eyes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ But, good grief, cutting it off?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t we do anything? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I have my bangles, please? ” “ What? ” “ My bangles.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I have my bangles, please? ” “ What? ” “ My bangles.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you cure it? ” “ I do n’t think so. ” “ What is it, then? ” “ Well, dad.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you cure it? ” “ I do n’t think so. ” “ What is it, then? ” “ Well, dad.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you hear something? ” said IIb, as they stumbled on to the first platform.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you hear us, O divine bringer of the morning? ” inquired the other servant, tiptoeing closer.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you see me?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you see what they ’re doing over there? ” Ptraci squinted across the river.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Cephut ’s going to be a bit upset, though, is n’t he? ” “ All hail Cephut, ” they chorused.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Chiddy, I- “ What? ” “ When it came to it, I- “ What about it? ” Teppic looked at the cobbles.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Chiddy, I- “ What? ” “ When it came to it, I- “ What about it? ” Teppic looked at the cobbles.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Compared to the netherworld? ” “ Well.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Could I have a word with you a moment, Dios? ” The high priest leaned down.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Could n’t you take some of the stuff out of the pyramids, then? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Could you put it down a minute?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Could you take your clothes off while you ’re thinking?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Cruel, sire?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Dad, are you all right? ” “ Was that one of your time loops? ” said Ptaclusp dreamily.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Dad, are you all right? ” “ Was that one of your time loops? ” said Ptaclusp dreamily.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Dad, ” he said cautiously, “ what are you thinking about? ” Ptaclusp beamed at him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Dead, is he? ” said Chidder.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n’t you think it was a bit, well, odd?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you speak? ” “ You know who I am, man.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Did your eyes feel as though they were being turned inside out? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t let us interrupt you, will you? ” Someone threw a breadstick at him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you know? ” I AM HERE ONLY TO SEE THAT YOU DIE AT THE APPOINTED TIME.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you like being king? ” She hesitated.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Do they have any vinegar in this place? ” said Arthur, his mouth full.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Do they have some occult significance? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Do they sharpen these springs, do you reckon? ” Teppic said nothing.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know what ’s wrong with him? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know where there is water, then? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you really think so?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think he ’s run away? ” he said, staring around at the shadows.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think so? ” “ They ’re creepy.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think they ’ve noticed the pyramid? ” “ I should n’t be surprised.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you want it to? ” Ptraci hesitated.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Dunno. ” “ Can you find out? ” “ Only by waiting.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Endos? ” The Listener laid his knife and fork carefully on either side of his plate.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Er, what exactly did you have to do?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Excuse me, you said something about it had to happen? ” “ What? ” said Pthagonal, from the depths of his gloom.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Excuse me, you said something about it had to happen? ” “ What? ” said Pthagonal, from the depths of his gloom.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Foul shades, was it? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Go and tell them what? ” The sergeant relaxed, like air being let out of a balloon.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Go and tell them, what kept you? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Good grief, did n’t you? ” “ But they let us think it was going to be real! ” Teppic wailed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Good plan. ” “ What ’s happening? ” “ I do n’t know.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Has the king been ushered to the Room of Going Forth? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Have they got any identification? ” muttered the old lady.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you been a priest long, Dios? ” “ Many years, sire, man and eunuch.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you ever thought of it like that? ” They thought of it.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you looked everywhere? ” “ It ’s a country!
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ He ’ll like that, wo n’t he? ” “ I do n’t WANT one! ” screamed the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ He ’s not dead, is he? ” he whispered.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ He ’s not himself, you can see that. ” “ Who is he, then? ” said Chidder.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Heard from any of the others? ” “ No. ” Chidder leaned back.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” “ The guards will continue their search. ” “ Right.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ How about once? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ How could I kill myself? ” “ We are not stupid, ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ How could any man stand it? ” said the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you make it do that? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you think of that? ” “ I always shut my eyes when I ’m frightened, ” said Ptraci.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ How do we climb on to it? ” “ I ’ve seen the camel drivers at work, ” she replied.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ How do you know, then? ” “ My family have been in commerce for years, ” said Chidder.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ How do you spell YEARS WARENTY? ” “ I will definitely have the money sent to you, ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ How d’you mean? ” “ Well.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ How long have you been designing pyramids? ” Ptaclusp, architect and jobbing pyramid builder to the nobility, bowed deeply.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ How many of them are there? ” “ How should we know?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ How many of them are there? ” “ How should we know?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ How many people are likely to say, hey, I had this funny dream about cows last night?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ How old are you? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ How will I feel then, I ask you? ” “ He said he liked my singing, too.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ How will this be? ” “ He will know.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ How ’s that again? ” “ You were being persecuted, ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I am? ” he said, suspiciously.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I can not allow it. ” “ You can not allow it? ” “ Yes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I do? ” said Teppic, doubtfully.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I expect, ” said Teppic, “ that your ears develop protective rough surfaces after a while? ” Endos nodded.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I have one final request. ” “ Yes? ” Koomi ’s voice had timbre now, it was already a high priest ’s voice.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, what is creaking?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I say?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I say? ” said a voice in the darkness.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I spoke blasphemy against the king. ” “ How did you do that? ” “ I dropped a rock on my foot.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose you could n’t ask your father to explain things to the Great OM? ” “ He might be able to, ” said Teppic doubtfully.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I suspect that ’s what you want, is n’t it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I think they ee- lect him. ” “ Is that something like they do to tomcats and bulls and things? ” “ Er. ” “ You know.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I thought that was algebra? ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I will? ” Teppic was fascinated.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I wonder what ’s happening in there without me? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’d like us to be very clear about this, right?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m going to have to charge you for a whole day ’s livery, right?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m sorry, ” he whispered, “ I mean, what?, O great king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ve just fallen off a hundred foot wall on to my head, what do you think? ” shouted the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ve passed? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ If I may remind your lordship? ” said Koomi.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ If we could just begin again, sire?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ If your majesty would just give the word- ” “ And how exactly does all this work? ” “ Your sire? ” said Ptaclusp, horrified.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ If your majesty would just give the word- ” “ And how exactly does all this work? ” “ Your sire? ” said Ptaclusp, horrified.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ In layman ’s terms, ” the doctor sniffed, “ he ’s as dead as a doornail. ” “ What are the complications? ” The doctor looked shifty.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Indeed, sire? ” “ Oh, yes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Is all this necessary? ” hissed Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Is he dead? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it a constant, do you think?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it magic? ” said one of the thieves, and was quickly hushed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that a nose? ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that all?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that all?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that like an aqueduct? ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that what ’s been worrying you? ” Chidder grinned his lazy grin.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that you, dad? ” “ Yes, ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that you, lad? ” he ventured.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there any point in me being here? ” he demanded in an overheated whisper.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Is this how women dress in Ankh- Morpork?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ It can be very embarrassing. ” “ You ’re not an Offlian, are you? ” said Arthur.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ It felt real, did n’t it? ” “ Yes! ” “ Well, then.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ It is?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s all very embarrassing. ” “ Does he smite people? ” “ I do n’t think so.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s astonishing! ” “ Why? ” “ Heating up a mass like this.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s me, dad. ” “ I ’m glad it ’s you, son. ” “ Can you see anything? ” “ No.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s not possible, is it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s some sort of wall poster, is it? ” he said eventually.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s starting again, is n’t it? ” said Ptraci.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s very hard to be sure about anything. ” “ So what shall we do now? ” Teppic stared across the river, where the pyramids were ablaze.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s wrong even to think of disobeying the king. ” “ Oh?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Kiddo?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Let ’s find out, shall we? ” The figure touched a can to the bolts and hinges of the next door and pushed it open.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Let ’s just leave the stone here, shall we?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Let ’s just see where we ’ve got to, shall we?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Let ’s make a run for it! ” “ Where to?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Look at it, will you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, Chiddy, you ’re not a pirate, are you? ” said Teppic, desperately.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ May I show your sire the latest plans? ” “ The king has approved the plans already, ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Mortal? ” TAKE IT FROM ME.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ My name is Teppic. ” “ What, like the king? ” “ Yes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Nice? ” said Chidder anxiously.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ No- one did, did they? ” Arthur shook his head.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ No- ” Ptaclusp groped “ headaches or anything? ” “ Never felt better, ” said IIa.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ No. ” “ Then someone ’s been talking, right? ” “ Who could have talked?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ No. ” “ Then someone ’s been talking, right? ” “ Who could have talked?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ No. ” “ What god do you worship, then? ” “ Not exactly worship, ” said Teppic, discomforted.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Nonsense, flower of the desert, ” he said, “ it is a profession, at the very least. ” “ What is the difference? ” she sobbed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, that?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, them?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, yes?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, ” he said, “ so he ’s just ordinary, then, is he? ” “ In a strictly organic sense, ” said Dil, his voice slightly muffled.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh. ” “ You have n’t got the faintest idea, have you? ” “ I ’m still thinking, ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ One man, one vet. ” “ That ’s for the eelecting, then? ” He shrugged.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Or a humorous playwright or something? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Overdoing what, sire? ” “ You ’re always bustling, Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon, sire? ” “ The pyramids, Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT A GIANT BEETLE?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT A GIANT BEETLE?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Permission to be excused first, sarge? ” “ Excused what? ” “ Excused, sarge, ” said Autocue, a shade desperately.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Permission to be excused first, sarge? ” “ Excused what? ” “ Excused, sarge, ” said Autocue, a shade desperately.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Rations okay on your side? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Really? ” He was quite glad his bed was opposite Arthur ’s, and would offer an unrivalled view.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Rescue? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Roll him up neatly, or something? ” IIb shrugged.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Said what? ” “ About the fresco painter.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Seems a good idea, would n’t you say? ” The man stared into his eyes, his lips moving silently.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Shall I hit it again, sire? ” said Gern.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Shall we say the capstone picked out in electrum?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Sire? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Sire? ” “ I ordered a feather bed from Ankh- Morpork some weeks ago.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Sire? ” “ Just attend upon me a moment, please? ” “ Sire? ” repeated Dios, materialising by the throne.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Sire? ” “ Just attend upon me a moment, please? ” “ Sire? ” repeated Dios, materialising by the throne.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Sire? ” “ Just attend upon me a moment, please? ” “ Sire? ” repeated Dios, materialising by the throne.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Sire? ” “ You looked a bit pale, I thought. ” A look of panic flickered over Dios ’s wrinkled features.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ So I ’ll be off, ” he said, “ I do n’t need to pack anything, it ’s all right. ” “ Just like that? ” she said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ So he can walk in Time, can he? ” he said slowly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ So perhaps we could ask one of the dead ones? ” said Gern.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ So this is the netherworld, is it? ” she said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ So we ’re secretly on the side of Tsort, yes? ” “ No.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ So whose side are we really on? ” “ Our own, sire.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Something to look forward to, eh? ” said Teppic, feverishly screwing bits together.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Something wrong, Dios? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Something wrong, Dios? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry. ” “ You thought you could get me all confused, did you? ” The Sphinx grinned.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry? ” “ Put this stone somewhere, ” said Dil.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Strange- looking object, is n’t it? ” said the pharaoh.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Suppose one of them had dropped it? ” she snapped.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Surely you mean tonight?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Take your eyes off them for a second, and vazoom! ” “ Vazoom? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ That does n’t make any difference, does it? ” she whispered.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ That seems to fit all eventualities. ” “ Well? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ That was the general idea, was n’t it? ” said the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s because the time is sucked up, see?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s the funny thing, is n’t it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ The big one?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ The cleaning bill will be horrible. ” “ Well now, what have we here? ” said the leading thief.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ The cloud effects at dawn were particularly effective. ” “ They were?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ The fact attends me with every waking hour, sire. ” “ Dios? ” said Teppic, as the high priest was leaving.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ The king? ” shouted Koomi.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ The mysterious young man in black from the lost kingdom. ” “ I was hoping you could help me find it again? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ The same coin at five minute intervals. ” “ And you ’re using this trick to pay the men? ” said Ptaclusp dully.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ The what, master? ” “ The t- look at the t- ” “ He ought to have a lie down, ” said the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Then how will he know? ” said Koomi.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Then what ’s happening? ” said the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ They have some very strange beliefs. ” “ How do you mean? ” “ They believe the world is run by geometry, sire.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ They ’re shooting tortoises. ” “ Why? ” “ Search me.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ They ’ve come to their senses at last. ” “ You know what I think, sir? ” said Dil earnestly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Thieves ’ Guild, are you? ” said Arthur.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Thieves ’ Guild, sir? ” he managed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Things were better then, were n’t they? ” “ But, er, I thought we stopped all that sort of thing.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Thought you had me there, did n’t you? ” said the Sphinx.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Throw them to the crocodiles. ” “ Dios? ” said Teppic, as two of the guards lowered their bows and bore down on him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Thys is all? ” “ Hardly worth the trouble of dying, was it? ” said the queen.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Thys is all? ” “ Hardly worth the trouble of dying, was it? ” said the queen.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Tortoises? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Was yours the squid? ” “ I asked for marida and dolmades. ” “ I ordered the lamb.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ We found, er, that foil works just as well. ” “ Could n’t you use something cheaper?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ We would require- ” “ Excuse me, could you just pass me the celery? ” said Iesope.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ We ’re talking about one day here? ” he said doubtfully.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Wear?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Well what? ” said the Sphinx.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, Mr King or God or assassin, or whatever, can you make water? ” “ What, here? ” “ I mean to drink.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, Mr King or God or assassin, or whatever, can you make water? ” “ What, here? ” “ I mean to drink.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, criminal ’s a dirty word, know what I mean? ” said the little ancestor.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, my boy. ” “ Yes, father? ” “ This is, er, the first time you ’ve been away from home by yourself ” “ No, father.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, the sound of the very air itself being subjected to horrible tortures? ” “ Not that, either, ” said IIb, vaguely annoyed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, what can you do about it? ” said Arthur.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, what is it? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, what ’s the answer? ” The Sphinx gave him a stony look, and then showed its fangs.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, why not? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Wha ’ they doing? ” he murmured.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What a team, eh? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What about you, then? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What are all the little red things? ” “ They ’re just radishes, ” said Chidder dismissively.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What are the priests doing about this? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What are they on, boy? ” Gern relaxed slightly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you talking about? ” he snapped.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you telling me now? ” he demanded, in a camel whisper.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What can I do?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What day is it? ” said Ibid.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you do that for? ” said Ptraci, spitting out sand.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you go and do that for? ” he demanded.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you say? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What do these do to you? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean, a man? ” “ It ’s easy, ” said the Sphinx.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean? ” The accountant laid a dozen copper coins on the table.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think? ” Dil paused with a jar in his hand, and seemed to give the conversation some thought for the first time.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think? ” it managed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What does that involve? ” “ Listening. ” “ Just listening? ” “ That ’s what they pay me for, ” said Endos.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What does that involve? ” “ Listening. ” “ Just listening? ” “ That ’s what they pay me for, ” said Endos.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening? ” said the Sphinx smugly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What had to happen? ” Teppic prompted.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What happens to it afterwards is n’t my responsibility, is it? ” “ I do n’t like any of this, ” said his father.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What have you been and gone and done?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” Grinjer blinked at him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” “ Deep sea blowfish, ” said Chidder.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” “ The Honeycomb of Increase, sire.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What is the boy doing? ” Dios demanded.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What is the king ’s command?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What is your name, boy? ” he continued.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What religion would this be? ” “ We ’re Strict Authorised Ormits, ” said Arthur.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What rumours? ” said Dios out of the corner of his mouth.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What shall I say to them? ” Koomi demanded.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What things? ” said Dil, looking behind him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What was it, exactly? ” “ A detailed search of the palace, room by room. ” “ Absolutely.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What will you do? ” shouted Ptraci, leaning over the rail.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’d he say? ” said Teppicymon.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s Ephebe like? ” said Ptraci.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s a thunderstorm? ” “ Very hard to describe, ” he said, in a preoccupied voice.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s going on here? ” “ O king, who is the lord of- ” “ I do n’t think we have time, ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s going to happen tonight? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s it doing now? ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s it made of? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s my son got to say about all this? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s occult mean? ” she said vaguely.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that thing in your hand? ” THIS?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that thing in your hand? ” THIS?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the matter? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the significance?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s this? ” “ My bill, ” said Endos.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s wrong with him? ” “ I think he ’s dimensionally maladjusted, dad.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s wrong? ” “ It feels like we ’re in for a thunderstorm, ” said Teppic, staring across the river at the Great Pyramid.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s your name, kiddo? ” Teppic drew himself up.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s your name? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What, all of them? ” “ Yes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What, from an arrow? ” “ Like I said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What, you mean the fabric of time and space being put through the wringer? ” said IIa.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What, young Pootle? ” it said, suspiciously.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” Ptraci was sitting with her chin cupped in one hand.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” The Sphinx blinked at him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” he demanded.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Autocue after a while.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ If I ’ve got to lie in it, it ’ll need some cushions. ” “ I ’ll put some wood shavings in, look! ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ It ’s the Century of the Cobra.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ The small oval, sire, ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ They, er, they do own the place, Dios, ” Koomi repeated.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Well, is it going to- do whatever it did- again? ” IIb stared at him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Well, is it going to- do whatever it did- again? ” IIb stared at him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Well, our mam says the king goes on living, sort of thing, after all this stuffing and stitching.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ You are talking to the 1,398th monarch, ” said Dios icily.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are they all coming from? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are you going? ” She turned.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are you taking me? ” said Ptraci, as they marched smartly around a corner and into a pillar- barred courtyard.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Where is the king?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s Arthur? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s Dios? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s Two- ay? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s father? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s his depth, or whatever you call it? ” “ I think that ’s in Time, ” said IIb, helplessly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Where? ” “ Here! ” She laid a ringed hand on his forehead.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are you? ” The little man gave him a shy look.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are you? ” “ I ’m here to help you.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Who could wish for anything else?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Who is everyone? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Who is in the other cells? ” he said, pointing to the line of doors along the passage.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Who reigns nearly every day? ” she said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Who slepes there? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Who was he high priest of, anyway? ” “ Bunu, the Goat- headed God of Goats?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Who was he high priest of, anyway? ” “ Bunu, the Goat- headed God of Goats?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’re you? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’re you? ” the queen demanded.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Who? ” “ One of you, actually. ” “ Oh. ” IIb stared again at the capstone.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Why are n’t you philosophising? ” Endos sliced a strange mollusc.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Why are you doing that? ” she said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Why did you rescue me? ” “ Er?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Why did you rescue me? ” “ Er?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do n’t they listen? ” said the high priest of Teg, the Horse- Headed god of agriculture.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do they bother to bolt the doors? ” he demanded, eyeing the pillars.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Why does it mean we ’ll be forced to make war? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not before? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not come with me? ” The man pulled back and glared at him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not spime? ” snapped Mericet, fast as a snake.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not? ” “ He had a golden mask on. ” “ That was me! ” “ So you ordered me thrown to the crocodiles? ” “ Yes!
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not? ” “ He had a golden mask on. ” “ That was me! ” “ So you ordered me thrown to the crocodiles? ” “ Yes!
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Why the sparks? ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’ve we got to go back up there? ” The sergeant paused, his foot on a rope rung.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Why?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” said Arthur.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Worth considering, is n’t it? ” Teppic tested his weight on the cord.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Would n’t they? ” The two craftsmen eyed one another.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Would you like it to stay there? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Would your sire still be honouring us with the capping- out ceremony? ” In his nervousness he gripped the hem of his robe and began to twist it.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Wrong? ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, I suppose they are. ” “ Will you get one? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, Koomi? ” “ The prince, O Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, but, ” said Teppic crouching down and brushing a clear space on the damp sand, “ is there internal consistency within the metaphor?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” it said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” said Dios coldly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ They ’re really all mad, are n’t they? ” said Teppic wearily.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ They ’re really all mad, are n’t they? ” said Teppic wearily.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You all right, master? ” said Gern.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You can hear him? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You could n’t do a bit of reassembly, could you? ” said the king, turning to Dil.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You dead too, young man? ” “ No, ma’am, ” said Gern, in the shaky brave tones of someone on a tightrope over the chasms of madness.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t say much, do you? ” The breeze of the night was blowing her perfume towards him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You have n’t seen a young woman anywhere on the site, have you? ” he demanded.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You have tried everything? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You heard no strange noises, sire? ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You make the blocks fly, do you? ” “ Yes, O sire. ” “ That is very interesting.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean the way there ’s grass and stuff growing up everywhere he puts his feet? ” “ Yes. ” Their eyes met.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean we ’re neutral ground? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean you do n’t know?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean, so length is height and height is width? ” Pthagonal shook an unsteady finger.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You passed too? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You saw it? ” he said hopefully.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You spoke? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You sure you ’re all right? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You thought so? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You want me to run away? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You were not disturbed in any way? ” said the high priest.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You wish to say something? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You would n’t think so, would you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re a criminal? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re a stonemason, are you? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re alive? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re all priests, are n’t you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re not from around here, are you? ” “ No.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re not going blind? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re not supposed to open them. ” “ What do you suggest, lad?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re the son of a god? ” he whispered.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve been here before, have n’t you? ” it said accusingly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve killed a lot of people, I expect? ” “ Mm? ” “ As an assassin, I mean.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve killed a lot of people, I expect? ” “ Mm? ” “ As an assassin, I mean.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Your majesty will wish to conduct- ” “ Koomi? ” “ Yes, O noble queen? ” “ Shut up. ” “ The Ritual of the Ibis- ” Koomi moaned.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Your majesty will wish to conduct- ” “ Koomi? ” “ Yes, O noble queen? ” “ Shut up. ” “ The Ritual of the Ibis- ” Koomi moaned.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett	“ Your people are pretty rich, then? ” said Chidder, ambling along beside him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	. ” “ How can we cap it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	. ” “ This is all necessary, is it? ” said Teppic indistinctly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	A whole country just more or less vanishing?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	AND NOW, IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME- “ Hang on a moment- ” YES?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Although, of course, the man himself may take matters into, if you will excuse me, his own hands. ” “ What do you mean? ” snapped Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Am I right?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Am I right?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Am I right? ” “ I suppose so, ” said Teppic, helplessly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	And how was a fellow supposed to sleep with the sky over the river glowing like a firework?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	And somebody had already mentioned rumours, had n’t they?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	And stand in the streets and shout “ hurrah ”. ” “ This is your parents you ’re talking about? ” said Chidder, puzzled.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	And that is your answer, is it? ” “ Sir, no, sir.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	And that ’s Antiphon, the greatest writer of comic plays in the world. ” “ Where is Pthagonal? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	And the builder of pyramids has been instructed? ” Hoot Koomi, high priest of Khefin, the Two- Faced God of Gateways, stepped forward.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	And waxing?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	And what sort of life could the poor flat kid have?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	And what would happen if you did?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	And who is this lovely young lady? ” “ Her name ” Teppic began.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	And you can help me, Chiddy. ” “ How? ” “ Your father has an extremely fast vessel he uses for smuggling, ” said Teppic flatly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	And, after all, what was there for him at home?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Apparently pipes are the thing. ” “ For the asses ’ milk? ” said Koomi, who was now totally lost in the desert*.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Are there any boats around? ” “ The priests took them all, O king. ” Teppic could see that this was true.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	As a handmaiden, I mean? ” said Teppic, scanning the rooftop panorama to hide his embarrassment.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	At last IIa said, “ What does “ quantum ” mean, anyway? ” IIb shrugged.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	BOOK IV The Book of 101 Things A Boy Can Do Teppic had expected--what?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Before?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Betray Craft secrets?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Bit weird, really. ” WHERE ARE ONE ’S INTERNAL ORGANS AT THIS POINT?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	But does it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	But it will suffice for my simple needs. ” “ Will it? ” said Teppic, yawning.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	But sometimes it seems much longer. ” “ Really seven thousand years? ” “ Yes, ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	But surely Mericet would have to be at the tower ahead of him?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	But then what can I do with it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	But upside down, you understand?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	But you will be back, wo n’t you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	But you ’ve got to admit, this does n’t all happen to one individual in one day, does it? ” “ Well.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	By the way, you have n’t been finding little green shoots springing up wherever you walk, have you? ” “ No.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Calle hym forth. ” “ Who, me? ” said Gern.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Can I offer you a change of clothing?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Can you hear me? ” “ He bids you greetings from the world beyond the veil, ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Can you see them, master?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Can you work out where the nodes will form? ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Come to say sorry, have you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Did I mention him?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Did I say she had a squint?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Did I say why? ” “ No, father. ” Teppic looked up at his father ’s mild, puzzled features.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Did I tell you about this horse?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Did you come in over the desert?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Do I have to do anything about the sunset? ” “ Your majesty is pleased to joke, ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Do I have to hang around here to wait for all that? ” I ASSUME SO.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Do I look patriarchal? ” Teppic gave him a critical appraisal.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Do they call this a window?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Do you know how pissed off that makes me? ” “ I expect it makes you extremely pissed off, ” said Teppic politely.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Do you know you tense your back muscles a lot? ” “ I do n’t think I ought to talk about it, ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Does n’t that worry you? ” “ It ’s a matter of pride, ” said Ibid, but his voice was tinged with uncertainty.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Does that make me feel any better?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Easy thing to miss, a hundred miles of river valley in the middle of a desert, is n’t it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Er. ” What next?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Ever noticed how slow it all seems to be? ” “ Oh, yes, ” said Teppic flatly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Everything we believe is true?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Exactly what could the old man do about it, here?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Face like the end of your boot? ” “ That ’s Fliemoe.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	For me to go away and never come back?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Get it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Go and explain?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Good, is n’t it? ” Teppic bit his lip.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Had there been a before?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Had they?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Hard to believe, is n’t it? ” “ No, ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Has anyone ever guessed the riddle? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Has he been summoned? ” “ No, ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Have you come to kill the king? ” “ I wish I could, ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Have you ever heard of plumbing, Dios? ” The priest snapped his fingers at one of the attendants.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Have you had the one about the seven cows? ” “ Yes, ” said Teppic, looking around.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Have you killed lots?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	He had n’t discussed things with her; indeed, what was there to discuss?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	He said they nailed the Kingdom to the past. ” “ Did he say why? ” “ No.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	He said, “ Is there a reply? ” Teppic considered.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	He was down here, was he? ” said Teppic weakly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	He was explaining to me what a “ free port ” is. ” “ In your bath, O queen? ” said Koomi weakly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	He ’d lurch halfway down the corridor, maybe throttle one of them, I ’ll grant you, but then he ’s coming undone, right?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	He ’s really horrible. ” “ He is, is n’t he? ” agreed Teppic, intensely relieved to hear it said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Here we have bronze, sire. ” “ Do I really have to wear this gold mask? ” “ The Face of the Sun, sire.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Here, you have n’t got any figs on your side, have you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Honestly, dad, why did you have to go and buy a thing like that? ” “ It was in a job lot, ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	How about you? ” “ Hmm?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	How about you? ” “ Hmm?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	How about: when it continues to walk on two legs or with any prosthetic aids of its choice? ” The Sphinx gave this some consideration.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	How are they? ” said Teppic, and gave the camel another thump.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	How could they?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	How dare they? ” Koomi ’s mouth dropped open.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	How did you do it, actually?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	How did you kill a pyramid?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	How do you do it? ” Ptaclusp nearly bit through his lip.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	How do you make a camel kneel, did you say?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	How do you think we can get back? ” “ I do n’t want to go back.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	How many fingers am I holding up?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	How old are you, Dios? ” There was no sound.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	How the hell are you, anyway?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	How would he know?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	How would you like it if you had to do it? ” “ You see, jewellery is n’t just something she wears, ” said the ghost of Teppicymon XXVII.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	How ’s the king business? ” Teppic told him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Humble sailor ’s fare, I ’m afraid, but we muddle along, we muddle along. ” “ Not Ephebian, is it? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I ca n’t tell you anything you do n’t know yourself. ” “ You ’re the founder? ” “ That ’s me. ” “ I.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I can leave the lid open a bit so you can get some air. ” “ You ca n’t think I ’d risk that?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I could give you a few names and addresses. ” “ And what would you do? ” “ I dread to think what ’s going on back home, ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I could try and get you over the border. ” “ Is that saddle on right? ” said Ptraci.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I do n’t want to die yet! ” “ You refuse to gladly take the poison? ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I forbid it to be done, do you understand? ” Dios bowed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I had a vocabulary of eight hundred words, do you think I ’d really be talking like this?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I had to go in and change when I got here. ” “ You had a dummy, did you? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I hate pyramids. ” “ Surely there ’s people there you care about? ” Ptraci shrugged.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I mean, it ’s only fair, right? ” “ Nothing wrong with the riddle, ” said the Sphinx.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I mean, really? ” “ Hmm?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I mean, really? ” “ Hmm?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I mean, they did n’t know we were here, did they?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I mean, where did they think power comes from?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I mean, ” Pthagonal reached unsteadily for his wine cup, “ how long did they think they could go on building bigger and bigger pyramids for?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I mean, ” he hiccuped, “ you ’ve been in that place, have n’t you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I met with them this morning. ” “ What am I supposed to do, then? ” Dios made a slight circling motion with his hand.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I must have dozens. ” “ The job?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I noted the passing of the rituals, not the years. ” “ Come from a long- lived family, do you? ” said Teppicymon sarcastically.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I say?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I spent last summer with Lord Fhem- pta- hem, you remember. ” “ Oh, did you? ” The pharaoh recalled the palace had seemed quieter at the time.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I suppose you would not know what became of it? ” Dios waved his hands in an expressive gesture.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I trust you slept well? ” Teppic waved a hand at Dios, but said nothing.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I was ahead of my time, that ’s my trouble. ” “ And you were running away? ” said Teppic weakly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I was most precise in relaying your decision, saving only to refine the detail in accordance with precedent and tradition. ” “ How was that?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I wonder how old he really is?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I wonder what ’s causing it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I ’ll depart, then, shall I?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I ’ll just go away and leave you, shall I? ” “ But in the morning I shall wake up and then I ’ll despair.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	I ’ll just tuck it in here, shall I? ” “ It ’s like buckets, but not as, um, smelly. ” “ Sounds dreadful, sire.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	If I hacked the rocks away?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	If he invites you for toast in his study, do n’t go. ” “ And who ’s the little kid with the curls? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	If the gods looked just like everyone else, he used to say, how would people know how to treat them?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	If you were not here, how would the people know that justice had been done? ” “ But you twist everything I say! ” “ No, sire.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Is anyone chasing us? ” Teppic turned in the saddle.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Is it something they eat, master? ” Dil sighed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Is n’t it well done?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Is n’t that right, Dios? ” said Koomi.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Is n’t there anything you ’re going to say? ” He hesitated, halfway to the door.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Is that your idea of a good epoch? ” “ It ’s rather draughty in here, sire, ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Is thys the netherworld? ” “ It would appear not, ” said the queen.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	It ca n’t just bloody well fall through a hole in the ground! ” “ Where is it, then? ” said Ptraci evenly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	It costs that little bit extra, but what ’s money at a time like this?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	It will be in your interests to step forward. ” “ Why? ” said Teppic, from the shadows.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	It ’d give the game away. ” “ I ca n’t just hang around until someone happens to mention it, can I?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	It ’s Ptaclusp, is n’t it? ” said the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	It ’s Teppic, is n’t it? ” The voice was addressing him from ankle height.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	It ’s a depressing concept. ” “ Sorry? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	It ’s all come true, O fount of waters! ” “ What has? ” “ Everything! ” “ Everything? ” “ The sun, O lord.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	It ’s all come true, O fount of waters! ” “ What has? ” “ Everything! ” “ Everything? ” “ The sun, O lord.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	It ’s all mist and fog. ” “ Thank the gods for that, I thought it was me. ” “ It is you, is n’t it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	It ’s ridiculous, how can you run a kingdom like this?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	It ’s something you do n’t bloody well see every day, for gods ’ sake! ” “ How should I know?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Just pass it along, will you? ” “ I do n’t remember anyone asking for all this garlic bread, ” said Xeno.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Less than ten? ” “ Let ’s say, ” said Ptraci, “ a number between zero and ten. ” You Bastard spat.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Like steel? ” Ptaclusp sneered.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Malicious gossip, too?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Man to- ” “ Corpse? ” said the king, trying to make it easy for him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Master embalmer. ” “ Oh, you are, are you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Master? ” “ Yes, lad? ” “ Which bit ’s got the god in it, master? ” Dil squinted up the king ’s nostril, trying to concentrate.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Master? ” “ Yes, lad? ” “ Which bit ’s got the god in it, master? ” Dil squinted up the king ’s nostril, trying to concentrate.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Master? ” “ Yes, lad? ” “ Which bit ’s got the god in it, master? ” Dil squinted up the king ’s nostril, trying to concentrate.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	May I summon the next case, sire? ” Teppic nodded.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Maybe people started mucking about with geometry, what do you say? ” Teppic snored.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Maybe we ’ll even look for a few of those cities, eh?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	More than a hundred? ” “ Good heavens, no., “ Well, less than fifty? ” Teppic rolled over.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	More than a hundred? ” “ Good heavens, no., “ Well, less than fifty? ” Teppic rolled over.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Most of my gentlemen have monthly accounts, but I understand you ’ll be leaving in the morning? ” Teppic gave up.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Never looked back. ” “ One minute it was n’t there, the next minute it was? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Not one or the other, you understand?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Not really?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Now considering that most children can toddle at a year or so, the four legs reference is really unsuitable, would n’t you agree?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	O King who shall live forever. ” “ Eh?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	On account of how time is fractal in nature, they said. ” “ They said that? ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Only, only, it ca n’t exist in this world like that, so the place had to sort of pop outside for a bit, see?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Perhaps he ’d overdone it just a gnat on the paracosmic measurements?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Promise? ” “ Yes, yes!
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Pyramid energy, see?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Pyramids?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	QED. ” “ Are you right? ” said Teppic automatically.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	QED. ” “ QED, sarge? ” “ It means get back up the bloody ladder, lad. ” Autocue saluted.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Right at the bottom. ” He slumped on to a coil of rope as Chidder passed the bottle back and said, “ It makes you think, does n’t it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	She has refused to take the potion. ” “ What potion? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	She was only a handmaiden, was n’t she? ” “ It is unthinkable that anyone could disobey your judgements!
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Should he stop?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	So noon would be age 35, am I right?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	So what ’s the answer, then? ” Teppic scratched his nose.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	So where is she now?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Something the matter? ” “ Sorry, ” said Teppic, “ it ’s just that this is all a bit of a shock.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Sorry? ” “ All these knives.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Stands to reason. ” “ You sure they ’re going to come, then? ” said Autocue.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	S”nother dimessnon, see?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	That means we shall be forced to make war. ” “ Why? ” Ibid opened his mouth, stopped, and turned to Xeno.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	That ’ll be five cercs, okay emir? ” “ Ah. ” Teppic patted his pocket.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	That ’s not right, is it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	That ’s ridiculous, how could he survive that? ” “ Why ’s there all corn sprouting out of it, too? ” wondered Dil.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	That ’s ridiculous, how could he survive that? ” “ Why ’s there all corn sprouting out of it, too? ” wondered Dil.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	The elbows’ll be out in no time, I ’ll never live it down. ” “ But you ’ll be dead, master! ” “ Dead?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	The gods were there to do the duties of a megaphone, because who else would people listen to?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	The point was, though, did he just make the sun come up in the Valley or everywhere in the world?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	The pyramids do n’t seem to preserve it, strangely. ” “ This is Dios, the footnote- keeper of history? ” said Teppicymon.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	The seal just swings aside! ” “ Youe meane he iss oute? ” Teppicymon tottered forward and grabbed the door of the pyramid.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	The women of my family have served under the kings for centuries, you know. ” “ Oh yes? ” he managed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Then someone said, “ Why are you shouting into that bulrush? ” “ Sorry.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Then you could go to Tsort or Ephebe or somewhere. ” “ Foreign, you mean?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	There may be a river hidden in that crack or there may not, but we ca n’t get at it, can we?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	They could n’t have talked, could they? ” The Sphinx ’s claws scrabbled irritably on its rock.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	They have no right! ” “ Then what are you going to do? ” said Koomi.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	They ’re not going to come and take our horses if they see us hanging around outside, are they?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	They ’re not right, sir! ” “ What ’s wrong with them? ” “ Well, they ’re here, sir!
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Think it ’s fun, do you, spending the rest of your death under a million tons of rock, watching yourself crumble to bits?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	This is gold, is n’t it? ” “ It ’s electrum.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	This is the time of the Second Empire. ” “ But she is dead? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Those gods are getting closer. ” “ Do you think we could employ them? ” said Ptaclusp, ignoring him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Unsound ideas are what I could do with right now. ” “ Why do you carry all these knives and things?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Until they ’re pyramids, see?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Up the pyramid? ” The Great Pyramid loomed up behind them, its throbbing filling the air.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Upsets the business community. ” “ All the business community, or just that part of it floating face down in the river? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Very thin water coming out of the sky? ” “ What a silly idea.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	WHAT IN?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Was n’t he? ” “ All hail Bunu, probably, ” they chorused, as the sacred crocodiles homed in like submarines.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	We could give them twenty minutes, what do you say? ” Teppic turned an agonised face towards him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	We stick a tableknife in the slot and wiggle it about? ” said the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	We ’ll just have to find one who has the dream about the cows. ” “ Oh, the one where there ’s fat cows and thin cows? ” said Ptraci.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	We ’ve come to let you out. ” “ Who ’re these men? ” said the shadow petulantly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Wear?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Well- known ancestral dream, that dream. ” “ What does it mean? ” The little man picked a seed from between his teeth.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What am I doing here? ” He tried to stand up.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What could he do?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What do we find? ” Dil and Gern joined him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What do you need them for, then? ” “ I told you.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What happened? ” “ I think the pyramid exploded, ” IIb volunteered.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What happens to you, then? ” “ Something bad, ” she said vaguely.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What is the sensible course of action at this point?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What sort of a number d’you call that? ” “ It sounds horrible, ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What was I, er, saying? ” said Chidder.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What was her name now, face that launched a thousand camels, began with an A or a T or- ” “ Did they? ” shouted Antiphon.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What will we be without the pyramids? ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What would be the period of this?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What would he have us do? ” “ Yea, ” said the high priest of Scrab, the Pusher of the Ball of the Sun.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What would you have us do now? ” Dios sat on the steps of the throne and stared gloomily at the floor.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What ’s an engineer? ” “ Oh, a builder of aqueducts, ” said IIb quickly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What ’s he got that for? ” Teppic dreamed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What ’s that got to do with it? ” Dil riffled through the samples.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What ’s the hammer for, young man? ” “ Please, ma’am, I have to hammer on the door, ma’am, ” said Gern.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What ’s this? ” “ The Sheaf of Plenty, sire.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	What, when you got right down to it, was he going to tell them to do?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Whatever happened to the two bits of wood and a plumbline?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Whatever will you think of me? ” Teppic took a deep breath.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Where are you, dad?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Where do you come from? ” Teppic looked miserable.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Where is the king?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Where would you like it put? ”   King Teppicymon XXVII was watching himself being stuffed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Where ’re we going? ” “ To let the others out, ” said the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Where ’s Dios? ” The ancestors pressed forward, muttering.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Which eyeball do n’t you need? ” The leader stared at him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Who are you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Who says you have to do anything? ” “ I feel responsible. ” Teppic shifted position like a cat.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Why are you here? ” It was a perfectly calm and reasonable voice, with overtones of concerned but indubitable authority.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Why are you here? ” The man hung his head.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Why bother?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Why could n’t kings order people around like in the old days?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Why is it so much easier to think when you ’re dead?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Why ptry?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Why should I want to go back?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Why?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Why? ” Teppic thought about it.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Why? ” “ There ’s got to be a sharp point for the flare, ” said IIb.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Will I be able to spot him?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Will your eminences excuse me?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	With selection of traps from stock?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Wo n’t we, sergeant? ” The sergeant stared into the fetid darkness.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Would they approve of modern society, they ask, would they marvel at present- day achievements?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Would you like a drink?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	You are n’t acting very god- like at the moment. ” “ Yes?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	You bought me a warming pan. ” “ Did I?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	You dream a good fig. ” “ I ’m dreaming you, too? ” “ Damn right.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	You have n’t seen a tortoise up there, have you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	You know that? ” “ Yes, sarge, ” said Autocue miserably.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	You know?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	You only- “ Good grief?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	You said. ” “ Yes, dad. ” “ Is your brother all right? ” “ I ’ve got him safe in my pocket, dad. ” “ Good.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	You think I ’m stupid?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	You ’d think so, would n’t you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	You ’re not dead, are you? ” Dil did n’t answer immediately.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	You ’re sure it wo n’t hurt him? ” “ Well, if we do it carefully he ca n’t move in Time, that is, width to us.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Young Autocue stuttered: “ What ’ll happen now, sergeant? ” The sergeant moved a foot tentatively.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	Your name in lights, see? ” “ Just put them in the jar, boy, ” said Dil wearily.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	could you stop that, please? ” “ It ’s celery, ” said Iesope, crunching cheerfully.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	more than fifty people? ” “ There ’s a different name for that sort of woman, ” said Ptraci, but without much rancour.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	oh, bloody hell. ” “ You can see her, too? ” “ Oh, mummy, ” whispered Gern, and slid to his knees.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	what ’s this?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ A case of mortis portalis tackulatum with complications. ” “ What ’s that mean? ” said Chidder.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ A priest heard you, did he? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ A pyramid? ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ A stranger-? ” said Ptaclusp uncertainly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ All your bits and pieces around you. ” “ He will like it, wo n’t be? ” he asked Dios, as they walked back to the throne room.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Although I expect you wo n’t need telling, will you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ And come with me. ” “ Oh, master, whatever shall we do? ” Dil looked around at the sleeping city.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ And her? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ And it ’s probably going to happen again. ” “ We can expect more like it? ” “ Yes, ” said IIb.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ And of course a similar suite for the Queen, I take it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ And she ’s my sister? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ And that was all, was it? ” She stared at him, and then giggled again.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ And that ’s a mocracy, is it? ” “ They invented it in Ephebe, you know, ” said Teppic, feeling obscurely that he ought to defend it.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ And what will happen?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ And who would be high priest then? ” “ The gods would choose, ” said Koomi.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ And you have n’t seen any seagulls around? ” “ There ’s lots of them today, or did n’t you notice? ” “ Yes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ And you have n’t seen any seagulls around? ” “ There ’s lots of them today, or did n’t you notice? ” “ Yes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ And you ’re going back to be an Assassin, are you? ” she sneered.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ And yours too, may I ask? ” “ Yes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ And, yes, and what about sacrifices?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Any good, these statues? ” “ They do n’t do you justice, ” said Teppic, truthfully.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Anything broken? ” he said quietly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Anyway, ” said the pharaoh, “ I expect we ’d better be going. ” WHERE TO?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are there many like her back at your place? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are there problems? ” “ Er, ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are they dead? ” Ptaclusp scrutinised some of the approaching marchers.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are they? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are those supposed to be wings? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are we dead? ” “ I should n’t think so.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are we going to like it? ” “ I should n’t think so, dad.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are we talking about those, you know, stones on legs? ” “ That ’s right, that ’s right, ” said Xeno.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are we talking maidens here? ” said one of the priests uncertainly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are you a priest? ” he said, fumbling in the rubble.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are you all right, O jewelled master of the sun? ” one of them ventured.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are you all right? ” he shouted above the wind.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are you all right? ” said IIb.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are you all right? ” “ Do n’t know.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are you coming or not? ” it said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are you feeling all right, Dios? ” Dios had turned to look out across the river.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are you going to control them, Dios? ” said the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are you going to tell them that the world should be changeless? ” Dios stared up at the creatures jostling one another as they waded the river.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are you hurt?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are you sure you ’re feeling all right, Dios? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are you sure? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are you sure? ” “ It was my birthday last month, father.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Are you talking to me? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ As you wish, sir. ” “ What is the maximum permitted length of a throwing knife? ” snapped Mericet.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Before you can pass me, O mortal, ” it said, “ you must answer my riddle. ” “ Why? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Beg pardon, sir? ” “ I mean, the two statements could be held to be mutually exclusive. ” Dil ’s face became a well- meaning blank.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Blast, what ’ve I stepped in? ” “ Anyone know where we are? ” said Arthur.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Blast, what ’ve I stepped in? ” “ Anyone know where we are? ” said Arthur.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ But could we have a word away from the lad?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ But what are these sinister figures that march in step with him, hey?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ But why? ” “ I did explain, sire.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ But you did see the valley, did n’t you? ” “ Yes. ” “ Well, then? ” “ Well what? ” Teppic rolled his eyes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ But you did see the valley, did n’t you? ” “ Yes. ” “ Well, then? ” “ Well what? ” Teppic rolled his eyes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ But you did see the valley, did n’t you? ” “ Yes. ” “ Well, then? ” “ Well what? ” Teppic rolled his eyes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ But, good grief, cutting it off?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Ca n’t we do anything? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Can I have my bangles, please? ” “ What? ” “ My bangles.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Can I have my bangles, please? ” “ What? ” “ My bangles.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Can you cure it? ” “ I do n’t think so. ” “ What is it, then? ” “ Well, dad.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Can you cure it? ” “ I do n’t think so. ” “ What is it, then? ” “ Well, dad.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Can you hear something? ” said IIb, as they stumbled on to the first platform.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Can you hear us, O divine bringer of the morning? ” inquired the other servant, tiptoeing closer.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Can you see me?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Can you see what they ’re doing over there? ” Ptraci squinted across the river.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Cephut ’s going to be a bit upset, though, is n’t he? ” “ All hail Cephut, ” they chorused.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Chiddy, I- “ What? ” “ When it came to it, I- “ What about it? ” Teppic looked at the cobbles.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Chiddy, I- “ What? ” “ When it came to it, I- “ What about it? ” Teppic looked at the cobbles.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Compared to the netherworld? ” “ Well.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Could I have a word with you a moment, Dios? ” The high priest leaned down.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Could n’t you take some of the stuff out of the pyramids, then? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Could you put it down a minute?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Could you take your clothes off while you ’re thinking?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Cruel, sire?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Dad, are you all right? ” “ Was that one of your time loops? ” said Ptaclusp dreamily.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Dad, are you all right? ” “ Was that one of your time loops? ” said Ptaclusp dreamily.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Dad, ” he said cautiously, “ what are you thinking about? ” Ptaclusp beamed at him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Dead, is he? ” said Chidder.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Did n’t you think it was a bit, well, odd?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Did you speak? ” “ You know who I am, man.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Did your eyes feel as though they were being turned inside out? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Do n’t let us interrupt you, will you? ” Someone threw a breadstick at him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Do n’t you know? ” I AM HERE ONLY TO SEE THAT YOU DIE AT THE APPOINTED TIME.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Do n’t you like being king? ” She hesitated.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Do they have any vinegar in this place? ” said Arthur, his mouth full.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Do they have some occult significance? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Do they sharpen these springs, do you reckon? ” Teppic said nothing.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Do you know what ’s wrong with him? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Do you know where there is water, then? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Do you really think so?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Do you think he ’s run away? ” he said, staring around at the shadows.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Do you think so? ” “ They ’re creepy.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Do you think they ’ve noticed the pyramid? ” “ I should n’t be surprised.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Do you want it to? ” Ptraci hesitated.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Dunno. ” “ Can you find out? ” “ Only by waiting.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Endos? ” The Listener laid his knife and fork carefully on either side of his plate.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Er, what exactly did you have to do?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Excuse me, you said something about it had to happen? ” “ What? ” said Pthagonal, from the depths of his gloom.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Excuse me, you said something about it had to happen? ” “ What? ” said Pthagonal, from the depths of his gloom.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Foul shades, was it? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Go and tell them what? ” The sergeant relaxed, like air being let out of a balloon.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Go and tell them, what kept you? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Good grief, did n’t you? ” “ But they let us think it was going to be real! ” Teppic wailed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Good plan. ” “ What ’s happening? ” “ I do n’t know.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Has the king been ushered to the Room of Going Forth? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Have they got any identification? ” muttered the old lady.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Have you been a priest long, Dios? ” “ Many years, sire, man and eunuch.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Have you ever thought of it like that? ” They thought of it.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Have you looked everywhere? ” “ It ’s a country!
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ He ’ll like that, wo n’t he? ” “ I do n’t WANT one! ” screamed the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ He ’s not dead, is he? ” he whispered.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ He ’s not himself, you can see that. ” “ Who is he, then? ” said Chidder.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Heard from any of the others? ” “ No. ” Chidder leaned back.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Hmm? ” “ The guards will continue their search. ” “ Right.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ How about once? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ How could I kill myself? ” “ We are not stupid, ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ How could any man stand it? ” said the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ How did you make it do that? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ How did you think of that? ” “ I always shut my eyes when I ’m frightened, ” said Ptraci.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ How do we climb on to it? ” “ I ’ve seen the camel drivers at work, ” she replied.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ How do you know, then? ” “ My family have been in commerce for years, ” said Chidder.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ How do you spell YEARS WARENTY? ” “ I will definitely have the money sent to you, ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ How d’you mean? ” “ Well.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ How long have you been designing pyramids? ” Ptaclusp, architect and jobbing pyramid builder to the nobility, bowed deeply.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ How many of them are there? ” “ How should we know?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ How many of them are there? ” “ How should we know?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ How many people are likely to say, hey, I had this funny dream about cows last night?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ How old are you? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ How will I feel then, I ask you? ” “ He said he liked my singing, too.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ How will this be? ” “ He will know.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ How ’s that again? ” “ You were being persecuted, ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I am? ” he said, suspiciously.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I can not allow it. ” “ You can not allow it? ” “ Yes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I do? ” said Teppic, doubtfully.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I expect, ” said Teppic, “ that your ears develop protective rough surfaces after a while? ” Endos nodded.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I have one final request. ” “ Yes? ” Koomi ’s voice had timbre now, it was already a high priest ’s voice.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I mean, what is creaking?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I say?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I say? ” said a voice in the darkness.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I spoke blasphemy against the king. ” “ How did you do that? ” “ I dropped a rock on my foot.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I suppose you could n’t ask your father to explain things to the Great OM? ” “ He might be able to, ” said Teppic doubtfully.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I suspect that ’s what you want, is n’t it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I think they ee- lect him. ” “ Is that something like they do to tomcats and bulls and things? ” “ Er. ” “ You know.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I thought that was algebra? ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I will? ” Teppic was fascinated.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I wonder what ’s happening in there without me? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I ’d like us to be very clear about this, right?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I ’m going to have to charge you for a whole day ’s livery, right?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I ’m sorry, ” he whispered, “ I mean, what?, O great king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I ’ve just fallen off a hundred foot wall on to my head, what do you think? ” shouted the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ I ’ve passed? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ If I may remind your lordship? ” said Koomi.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ If we could just begin again, sire?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ If your majesty would just give the word- ” “ And how exactly does all this work? ” “ Your sire? ” said Ptaclusp, horrified.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ If your majesty would just give the word- ” “ And how exactly does all this work? ” “ Your sire? ” said Ptaclusp, horrified.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ In layman ’s terms, ” the doctor sniffed, “ he ’s as dead as a doornail. ” “ What are the complications? ” The doctor looked shifty.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Indeed, sire? ” “ Oh, yes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Is all this necessary? ” hissed Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Is he dead? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Is it a constant, do you think?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Is it magic? ” said one of the thieves, and was quickly hushed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Is that a nose? ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Is that all?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Is that all?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Is that like an aqueduct? ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Is that what ’s been worrying you? ” Chidder grinned his lazy grin.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Is that you, dad? ” “ Yes, ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Is that you, lad? ” he ventured.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Is there any point in me being here? ” he demanded in an overheated whisper.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Is this how women dress in Ankh- Morpork?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ It can be very embarrassing. ” “ You ’re not an Offlian, are you? ” said Arthur.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ It felt real, did n’t it? ” “ Yes! ” “ Well, then.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ It is?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ It ’s all very embarrassing. ” “ Does he smite people? ” “ I do n’t think so.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ It ’s astonishing! ” “ Why? ” “ Heating up a mass like this.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ It ’s me, dad. ” “ I ’m glad it ’s you, son. ” “ Can you see anything? ” “ No.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ It ’s not possible, is it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ It ’s some sort of wall poster, is it? ” he said eventually.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ It ’s starting again, is n’t it? ” said Ptraci.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ It ’s very hard to be sure about anything. ” “ So what shall we do now? ” Teppic stared across the river, where the pyramids were ablaze.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ It ’s wrong even to think of disobeying the king. ” “ Oh?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Kiddo?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Let ’s find out, shall we? ” The figure touched a can to the bolts and hinges of the next door and pushed it open.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Let ’s just leave the stone here, shall we?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Let ’s just see where we ’ve got to, shall we?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Let ’s make a run for it! ” “ Where to?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Look at it, will you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Look, Chiddy, you ’re not a pirate, are you? ” said Teppic, desperately.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ May I show your sire the latest plans? ” “ The king has approved the plans already, ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Mortal? ” TAKE IT FROM ME.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ My name is Teppic. ” “ What, like the king? ” “ Yes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Nice? ” said Chidder anxiously.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ No- one did, did they? ” Arthur shook his head.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ No- ” Ptaclusp groped “ headaches or anything? ” “ Never felt better, ” said IIa.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ No. ” “ Then someone ’s been talking, right? ” “ Who could have talked?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ No. ” “ Then someone ’s been talking, right? ” “ Who could have talked?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ No. ” “ What god do you worship, then? ” “ Not exactly worship, ” said Teppic, discomforted.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Nonsense, flower of the desert, ” he said, “ it is a profession, at the very least. ” “ What is the difference? ” she sobbed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Oh, that?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Oh, them?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Oh, yes?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Oh, ” he said, “ so he ’s just ordinary, then, is he? ” “ In a strictly organic sense, ” said Dil, his voice slightly muffled.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Oh. ” “ You have n’t got the faintest idea, have you? ” “ I ’m still thinking, ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ One man, one vet. ” “ That ’s for the eelecting, then? ” He shrugged.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Or a humorous playwright or something? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Overdoing what, sire? ” “ You ’re always bustling, Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Pardon, sire? ” “ The pyramids, Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Pardon? ” ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT A GIANT BEETLE?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Pardon? ” ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT A GIANT BEETLE?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Pardon? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Permission to be excused first, sarge? ” “ Excused what? ” “ Excused, sarge, ” said Autocue, a shade desperately.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Permission to be excused first, sarge? ” “ Excused what? ” “ Excused, sarge, ” said Autocue, a shade desperately.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Rations okay on your side? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Really? ” He was quite glad his bed was opposite Arthur ’s, and would offer an unrivalled view.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Rescue? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Roll him up neatly, or something? ” IIb shrugged.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Said what? ” “ About the fresco painter.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Seems a good idea, would n’t you say? ” The man stared into his eyes, his lips moving silently.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Shall I hit it again, sire? ” said Gern.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Shall we say the capstone picked out in electrum?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Sire? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Sire? ” “ I ordered a feather bed from Ankh- Morpork some weeks ago.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Sire? ” “ Just attend upon me a moment, please? ” “ Sire? ” repeated Dios, materialising by the throne.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Sire? ” “ Just attend upon me a moment, please? ” “ Sire? ” repeated Dios, materialising by the throne.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Sire? ” “ Just attend upon me a moment, please? ” “ Sire? ” repeated Dios, materialising by the throne.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Sire? ” “ You looked a bit pale, I thought. ” A look of panic flickered over Dios ’s wrinkled features.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ So I ’ll be off, ” he said, “ I do n’t need to pack anything, it ’s all right. ” “ Just like that? ” she said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ So he can walk in Time, can he? ” he said slowly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ So perhaps we could ask one of the dead ones? ” said Gern.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ So this is the netherworld, is it? ” she said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ So we ’re secretly on the side of Tsort, yes? ” “ No.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ So whose side are we really on? ” “ Our own, sire.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Something to look forward to, eh? ” said Teppic, feverishly screwing bits together.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Something wrong, Dios? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Something wrong, Dios? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Sorry. ” “ You thought you could get me all confused, did you? ” The Sphinx grinned.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Sorry? ” “ Put this stone somewhere, ” said Dil.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Strange- looking object, is n’t it? ” said the pharaoh.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Suppose one of them had dropped it? ” she snapped.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Surely you mean tonight?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Take your eyes off them for a second, and vazoom! ” “ Vazoom? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ That does n’t make any difference, does it? ” she whispered.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ That seems to fit all eventualities. ” “ Well? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ That was the general idea, was n’t it? ” said the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ That ’s because the time is sucked up, see?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ That ’s the funny thing, is n’t it?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ The big one?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ The cleaning bill will be horrible. ” “ Well now, what have we here? ” said the leading thief.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ The cloud effects at dawn were particularly effective. ” “ They were?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ The fact attends me with every waking hour, sire. ” “ Dios? ” said Teppic, as the high priest was leaving.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ The king? ” shouted Koomi.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ The mysterious young man in black from the lost kingdom. ” “ I was hoping you could help me find it again? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ The same coin at five minute intervals. ” “ And you ’re using this trick to pay the men? ” said Ptaclusp dully.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ The what, master? ” “ The t- look at the t- ” “ He ought to have a lie down, ” said the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Then how will he know? ” said Koomi.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Then what ’s happening? ” said the king.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ They have some very strange beliefs. ” “ How do you mean? ” “ They believe the world is run by geometry, sire.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ They ’re shooting tortoises. ” “ Why? ” “ Search me.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ They ’ve come to their senses at last. ” “ You know what I think, sir? ” said Dil earnestly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Thieves ’ Guild, are you? ” said Arthur.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Thieves ’ Guild, sir? ” he managed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Things were better then, were n’t they? ” “ But, er, I thought we stopped all that sort of thing.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Thought you had me there, did n’t you? ” said the Sphinx.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Throw them to the crocodiles. ” “ Dios? ” said Teppic, as two of the guards lowered their bows and bore down on him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Thys is all? ” “ Hardly worth the trouble of dying, was it? ” said the queen.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Thys is all? ” “ Hardly worth the trouble of dying, was it? ” said the queen.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Tortoises? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Was yours the squid? ” “ I asked for marida and dolmades. ” “ I ordered the lamb.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ We found, er, that foil works just as well. ” “ Could n’t you use something cheaper?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ We would require- ” “ Excuse me, could you just pass me the celery? ” said Iesope.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ We ’re talking about one day here? ” he said doubtfully.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Wear?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Well what? ” said the Sphinx.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Well, Mr King or God or assassin, or whatever, can you make water? ” “ What, here? ” “ I mean to drink.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Well, Mr King or God or assassin, or whatever, can you make water? ” “ What, here? ” “ I mean to drink.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Well, criminal ’s a dirty word, know what I mean? ” said the little ancestor.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Well, my boy. ” “ Yes, father? ” “ This is, er, the first time you ’ve been away from home by yourself ” “ No, father.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Well, the sound of the very air itself being subjected to horrible tortures? ” “ Not that, either, ” said IIb, vaguely annoyed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Well, what can you do about it? ” said Arthur.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Well, what is it? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Well, what ’s the answer? ” The Sphinx gave him a stony look, and then showed its fangs.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Well, why not? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Wha ’ they doing? ” he murmured.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What a team, eh? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What about you, then? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What are all the little red things? ” “ They ’re just radishes, ” said Chidder dismissively.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What are the priests doing about this? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What are they on, boy? ” Gern relaxed slightly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What are you talking about? ” he snapped.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What are you telling me now? ” he demanded, in a camel whisper.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What can I do?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What day is it? ” said Ibid.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What did you do that for? ” said Ptraci, spitting out sand.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What did you go and do that for? ” he demanded.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What did you say? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What do these do to you? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What do you mean, a man? ” “ It ’s easy, ” said the Sphinx.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What do you mean? ” The accountant laid a dozen copper coins on the table.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What do you think? ” Dil paused with a jar in his hand, and seemed to give the conversation some thought for the first time.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What do you think? ” it managed.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What does that involve? ” “ Listening. ” “ Just listening? ” “ That ’s what they pay me for, ” said Endos.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What does that involve? ” “ Listening. ” “ Just listening? ” “ That ’s what they pay me for, ” said Endos.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening? ” said the Sphinx smugly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What had to happen? ” Teppic prompted.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What happens to it afterwards is n’t my responsibility, is it? ” “ I do n’t like any of this, ” said his father.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What have you been and gone and done?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What is it? ” Grinjer blinked at him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What is it? ” “ Deep sea blowfish, ” said Chidder.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What is it? ” “ The Honeycomb of Increase, sire.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What is the boy doing? ” Dios demanded.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What is the king ’s command?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What is your name, boy? ” he continued.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What religion would this be? ” “ We ’re Strict Authorised Ormits, ” said Arthur.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What rumours? ” said Dios out of the corner of his mouth.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What shall I say to them? ” Koomi demanded.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What things? ” said Dil, looking behind him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What was it, exactly? ” “ A detailed search of the palace, room by room. ” “ Absolutely.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What will you do? ” shouted Ptraci, leaning over the rail.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’d he say? ” said Teppicymon.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’s Ephebe like? ” said Ptraci.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’s a thunderstorm? ” “ Very hard to describe, ” he said, in a preoccupied voice.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’s going on here? ” “ O king, who is the lord of- ” “ I do n’t think we have time, ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’s going to happen tonight? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’s it doing now? ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’s it made of? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’s my son got to say about all this? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’s occult mean? ” she said vaguely.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’s that thing in your hand? ” THIS?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’s that thing in your hand? ” THIS?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’s the matter? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’s the significance?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’s this? ” “ My bill, ” said Endos.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’s wrong with him? ” “ I think he ’s dimensionally maladjusted, dad.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’s wrong? ” “ It feels like we ’re in for a thunderstorm, ” said Teppic, staring across the river at the Great Pyramid.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’s your name, kiddo? ” Teppic drew himself up.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What ’s your name? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What, all of them? ” “ Yes.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What, from an arrow? ” “ Like I said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What, you mean the fabric of time and space being put through the wringer? ” said IIa.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What, young Pootle? ” it said, suspiciously.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What? ” Ptraci was sitting with her chin cupped in one hand.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What? ” The Sphinx blinked at him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What? ” he demanded.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What? ” said Autocue after a while.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What? ” “ If I ’ve got to lie in it, it ’ll need some cushions. ” “ I ’ll put some wood shavings in, look! ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What? ” “ It ’s the Century of the Cobra.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What? ” “ The small oval, sire, ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What? ” “ They, er, they do own the place, Dios, ” Koomi repeated.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What? ” “ Well, is it going to- do whatever it did- again? ” IIb stared at him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What? ” “ Well, is it going to- do whatever it did- again? ” IIb stared at him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What? ” “ Well, our mam says the king goes on living, sort of thing, after all this stuffing and stitching.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ What? ” “ You are talking to the 1,398th monarch, ” said Dios icily.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Where are they all coming from? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Where are you going? ” She turned.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Where are you taking me? ” said Ptraci, as they marched smartly around a corner and into a pillar- barred courtyard.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Where is the king?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Where ’s Arthur? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Where ’s Dios? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Where ’s Two- ay? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Where ’s father? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Where ’s his depth, or whatever you call it? ” “ I think that ’s in Time, ” said IIb, helplessly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Where? ” “ Here! ” She laid a ringed hand on his forehead.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Who are you? ” The little man gave him a shy look.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Who are you? ” “ I ’m here to help you.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Who could wish for anything else?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Who is everyone? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Who is in the other cells? ” he said, pointing to the line of doors along the passage.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Who reigns nearly every day? ” she said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Who slepes there? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Who was he high priest of, anyway? ” “ Bunu, the Goat- headed God of Goats?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Who was he high priest of, anyway? ” “ Bunu, the Goat- headed God of Goats?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Who ’re you? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Who ’re you? ” the queen demanded.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Who? ” “ One of you, actually. ” “ Oh. ” IIb stared again at the capstone.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Why are n’t you philosophising? ” Endos sliced a strange mollusc.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Why are you doing that? ” she said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Why did you rescue me? ” “ Er?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Why did you rescue me? ” “ Er?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Why do n’t they listen? ” said the high priest of Teg, the Horse- Headed god of agriculture.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Why do they bother to bolt the doors? ” he demanded, eyeing the pillars.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Why does it mean we ’ll be forced to make war? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Why not before? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Why not come with me? ” The man pulled back and glared at him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Why not spime? ” snapped Mericet, fast as a snake.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Why not? ” “ He had a golden mask on. ” “ That was me! ” “ So you ordered me thrown to the crocodiles? ” “ Yes!
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Why not? ” “ He had a golden mask on. ” “ That was me! ” “ So you ordered me thrown to the crocodiles? ” “ Yes!
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Why the sparks? ” said Ptaclusp.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Why ’ve we got to go back up there? ” The sergeant paused, his foot on a rope rung.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Why?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Why? ” said Arthur.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Worth considering, is n’t it? ” Teppic tested his weight on the cord.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Would n’t they? ” The two craftsmen eyed one another.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Would you like it to stay there? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Would your sire still be honouring us with the capping- out ceremony? ” In his nervousness he gripped the hem of his robe and began to twist it.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Wrong? ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Yes, I suppose they are. ” “ Will you get one? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Yes, Koomi? ” “ The prince, O Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Yes, but, ” said Teppic crouching down and brushing a clear space on the damp sand, “ is there internal consistency within the metaphor?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Yes? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Yes? ” it said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Yes? ” said Dios coldly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Yes? ” “ They ’re really all mad, are n’t they? ” said Teppic wearily.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Yes? ” “ They ’re really all mad, are n’t they? ” said Teppic wearily.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You all right, master? ” said Gern.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You can hear him? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You could n’t do a bit of reassembly, could you? ” said the king, turning to Dil.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You dead too, young man? ” “ No, ma’am, ” said Gern, in the shaky brave tones of someone on a tightrope over the chasms of madness.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You do n’t say much, do you? ” The breeze of the night was blowing her perfume towards him.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You have n’t seen a young woman anywhere on the site, have you? ” he demanded.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You have tried everything? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You heard no strange noises, sire? ” said Dios.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You make the blocks fly, do you? ” “ Yes, O sire. ” “ That is very interesting.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You mean the way there ’s grass and stuff growing up everywhere he puts his feet? ” “ Yes. ” Their eyes met.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You mean we ’re neutral ground? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You mean you do n’t know?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You mean, so length is height and height is width? ” Pthagonal shook an unsteady finger.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You passed too? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You saw it? ” he said hopefully.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You spoke? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You sure you ’re all right? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You thought so? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You want me to run away? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You were not disturbed in any way? ” said the high priest.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You wish to say something? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You would n’t think so, would you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You ’re a criminal? ” said Teppic.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You ’re a stonemason, are you? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You ’re alive? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You ’re all priests, are n’t you?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You ’re not from around here, are you? ” “ No.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You ’re not going blind? ” he said.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You ’re not supposed to open them. ” “ What do you suggest, lad?
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You ’re the son of a god? ” he whispered.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You ’ve been here before, have n’t you? ” it said accusingly.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You ’ve killed a lot of people, I expect? ” “ Mm? ” “ As an assassin, I mean.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ You ’ve killed a lot of people, I expect? ” “ Mm? ” “ As an assassin, I mean.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Your majesty will wish to conduct- ” “ Koomi? ” “ Yes, O noble queen? ” “ Shut up. ” “ The Ritual of the Ibis- ” Koomi moaned.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Your majesty will wish to conduct- ” “ Koomi? ” “ Yes, O noble queen? ” “ Shut up. ” “ The Ritual of the Ibis- ” Koomi moaned.
Pyramids - Terry Pratchett (1)	“ Your people are pretty rich, then? ” said Chidder, ambling along beside him.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* And what is this?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* Eventually an officious voice said, ‘ What do you have to say for yourself, miserable louse? ’ ‘ Well, I — ’ ‘ Silence! ’ Ah.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* When did Lord Vetinari sleep?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* and the book he reads … It was called Where ’s My Cow?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ And what can I get you, officers? ’ she said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ And you ’re a vampire too, Countess Notfaroutoe? ’ Windle Poons enquired politely.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ But, ’ Smith said, ‘ if it ’s wizard magic she ’s got, learning witchery wo n’t be any good, will it?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Clear my appointments this morning, will you?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Did you check the list? ’ YES.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Do you know how wizards like to be buried? ’ ‘ Yes! ’ ‘ Well, how? ’ Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Do you know how wizards like to be buried? ’ ‘ Yes! ’ ‘ Well, how? ’ Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Do you know what an aglet is? ’ Aglet?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Do you know what an aglet is? ’ Aglet?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Ever eaten scubbo?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Have you ever been to a circus? ’ Once, Tiffany admitted.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ How many fingers am I holdin ’ up? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ How should I know?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ I will give you some free advice. ’ ‘ Will it cost me anything? ’ ‘ You could say it is priceless.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Is he a fair and just ruler? ’ ‘ I would say that he is unfair and unjust, but scrupulously even- handed.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Is it possible to walk through walls? ’ said Mort desperately.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Is it true that your life passes before your eyes before you die? ’ YES.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Is that rum, sarge? ’ said Polly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Just shut up, will you? ’ Ridcully said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Look, you said you ’ve studied vampires, did n’t you?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Remember what we ’d say in those days? ’ said the Senior Wrangler.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Ride the horse. ’ ‘ Where to? ’ ‘ That ’s for me not to know and you to find out. ’* CURRY GARDENS Curry with Vegetable … ….
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Run away and leave Hrun with that thing? ’ Twoflower said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Sir? ’ YES?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Sir? ’ YES?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ So how come you left the Evil Dark Lord business, Harry? ’ said Cohen.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ What are we going to do now? ’ BUY YOU SOME NEW CLOTHES.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ What is there in this world that makes living worth while? ’ Death thought about it.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ What precisely was it you wanted, madam? ’ she said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ What ’s it look like to you, Tom? ’ said the major.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ What ’s your name, kiddo? ’ Teppic drew himself up.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ What ’s your name, pictsie? ’ she said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ When did you last eat? ’ said Sybil.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ When did you last have a bath, Esme? ’ ‘ What do you mean, last?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ When did you last have a bath, Esme? ’ ‘ What do you mean, last?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ When ’s this play going to be, then? ’ Magrat said, moving closer.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Why are you here? ’ The man hung his head.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Why ’d you want to come here? ’ she said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Would your sire still be honouring us with the capping- out ceremony?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ You do n’t think a dress like this would be a bit … forward, do you? ’ said Sacharissa, holding the dress against herself.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ You know their big dish down on the coast? ’[ said Cohen.]
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	* ‘[ The bank] was built as a temple, but never used as one. ’ ‘ Really? ’ said Moist.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	.. Let ’s just see where we ’ve got to, shall we?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	.. the … what was that again?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	A book has been taken?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	A certain lack of imagination?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	A priest heard you, did he? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	A proper ceremony and everything? ’ Yes! ’ ‘ Hmm. ’ Ridcully stroked his beard.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	AND NOW?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	ARE YOU SUGGESTING I WILL KILL THE CAT JUST BY LOOKING AT IT?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	ARE YOU SURE THAT ’S ENOUGH?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	After all, what would be the point?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Against it, are they? ’[ said Granny] ‘ It ’s not as simple as that.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Aglet?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	All witches have special interests, and I like children. ’ ‘ Why? ’ ‘ Because they ’re much easier to fit in the oven, ’ said Miss Tick.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Am I right?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	An Igor liketh to know where he thtandth. ’ ‘ Slightly lopsidedly? ’ said Magrat.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	An ability to get out of their depth on a wet pavement? ’* Vetinari peered at a small heap of bent and twisted metal.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And a note. ’ ‘ A note?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And all those exclamation marks, you notice?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And do n’t ask me about the tuppenny piece! ’ ‘ What about the tuppenny piece? ’ ‘ I ’m glad you asked me that, sir.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And he swore as he hacked and hacked at a can of beer, saying, ‘ What kind of idiots put beer in tins? ’* Beer!
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And in a nasty war, where ’s the best place to be?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And no one is to come in, right?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And people did n’t have to lock their doors, did they? ’ ‘ That ’s right, Nobby.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And right beside him, very close to his ear, a voice has just said: DARK IN HERE, ISN’T IT?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And that ’s Cecil, thank you. ’ ‘ Cecil? ’ ‘ That is my name, ’ said Nobby coldly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And the thervantth?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And why do we want to be like the second mouse? ’ ‘ Because the second mouse gets the cheese, Darktan! ’ ‘ Good! ’ said Darktan.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And why does some boy too stupid to know a cow is worth a lot more than five beans have the right to murder a giant and steal all his gold?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And … Nobby? ’ ‘ Yes? ’ ‘ It ’s Sergeant Colon, thanks. ’* There was sherry.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	And … Nobby? ’ ‘ Yes? ’ ‘ It ’s Sergeant Colon, thanks. ’* There was sherry.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Anyone brought a weapon? ’ There was a shaking of heads.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Apart from on the moon, o ’ course?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Approximately? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Are we fiendish killers? ’ He beamed at them.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Are you listening? ’ ‘ Yes. ’ ‘ Good.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Are you with me? ’ ‘ I think so. ’ ‘ Well, that ’s Tawneee.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Bury a potato and in due season you could be looking at a dividend of a thousand per cent. ’* ‘ Vetinari has a dog? ’ ‘ Had.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	But does it?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	But everything will belong to the people. ’ ‘ So … who ’s going to pay for the shoes? ’ said Mr Supple.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	But if he does n’t solve the murder of just one dwarf, Commander Sam?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	But my legs, I suggest, could at least stop a pig in a passageway ’ ‘ Sorry —? ’ ‘ They ’re not bandy ’ she explained.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	But wheat is the dark secret of Holy Wood kill?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	But … does n’t the first mouse get something, sir? ’ Darktan stared at the young rat.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Can I press you to a candied starfish? ’ ‘ I am yours to command, master, ’ said the old man calmly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Can I press you to a candied starfish? ’ ‘ I am yours to command, master, ’ said the old man calmly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Can you identify yourself? ’ ‘ Certainly I ’d know me anywhere. ’* ‘ Honestly, Salzella...
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Can you sing? ’ ‘ A bit.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Catnaps could get you by for a while, but sooner or later you need a solid eight hours, right?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Did anyone in the world ever knowingly go out one day and buy a fish slice?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Did you do it? ’ ‘ No! ’ ‘ Well, you ’re a busy man, sergeant.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Did you just talk? ’ ‘ Would you feel better if I said no? ’ said Maurice.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Did you just talk? ’ ‘ Would you feel better if I said no? ’ said Maurice.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you know what a seraglio is? ’ ‘ Um … ’ She told him.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Do we ever use it? ’ is as praise unto Anoia.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Do you know how to handle a sword? ’ A little, ’ said Victor.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what water does to silk?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Do you remember Mr and Mrs Harker? ’ ‘ Very fondly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand? ’ The shoemaker ’s frown grew deeper.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Does that sound right? ’ I DON’T THINK SO.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Er … what is it? ’ ALBERT SAID THERE OUGHT TO BE SNOW ON IT, BUT IT APPEARS TO HAVE MELTED, said Death.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Finally, Malicia ’s voice said: ‘ Are you two up there or not? ’ Keith crawled out of the hay and looked down.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Finally, all he could manage was, ‘ And what did your men do about this? ’ ‘ They had a bun too, sir.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Five cards each, no draws?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Five?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Friend of yoursh? ’ ‘ We ’ve got this sort of hate- hate relationship, yes. ’ That ’s old Twoflower, Rincewind thought.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	From now on I shall remember that you always said that, sir ’* ‘ Colon and Nobbs are investigating this? ’ said the Patrician.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Go on. ’ The door was opened by a stout man … A dwarf voice in the region of his navel said, ‘ We ’re the Watch, right?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Good, is n’t it? ’ Teppic bit his lip.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Got another hanky?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	HAVE YOU EVER BITTEN A RED- HOT ICE CUBE?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	HOW CAN I TELL IF HE ’S BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE, FOR EXAMPLE?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Had to eat our own boots. ’ ‘ Did you find it? ’ said the Dean.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Hah! ’ ‘ And there ai n’t one of ‘ em that — what ’re you talking about?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	He also wants the Inquisition to stop torturing bin?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	He arrives at one of their forts and knocks: IS THIS THE KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEGION?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	He had a biscuit, sir. ’* ‘ Fool? ’ ‘ Marry, sir — ’ said the Fool nervously.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	He is taken into a room full of all types of clothing and asked: Yo, my son, which of these is the most stylish thing to wear?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Him and his big face?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Hogfathers?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	How about one hand of poker?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	How can …? ’ Angua stopped.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	How many fingerth am I holding up? ’ Hubert slowly focused.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	How many have you come for? ’ ONE.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	How many times have we heard this story?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	How old are you, exactly?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	I did n’t athk. ’ Students, eh?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	I know my rights. ’ ‘ What rights are they? ’ said Granny.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	I mean, I ’m in it anyway, right?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	I mean, at least he got in. ’ ‘ His head did. ’* ‘ Who ’re you? ’ said Cohen.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	I think not! ’ ‘ Gosh, really. ’ ‘ And will you just look at these torn and bedraggled clothes I have to wear? ’ Maurice looked.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll do it by myself ‘ What?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	I ’m always right! ’ ‘ What were you doing on a doorstep? ’ said Maurice.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	I ’m sorry. ’ ‘ What about the cagéd whale? ’ said the soaking visitor, trying to squeeze into what little shelter the dread portal offered.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	IT seemed an easy job … After all, how difficult could it be make sure that a servant girl does n’t marry a prince?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	IT ’S A BIG BOOK DO I HAVE TO READ IT ALL AT ONCE?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	If you had, you know, a lucky guess? ’ ‘ But that ’d be cheatin ’, ’ said Nanny.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Is that my cow?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Is that my cow?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Is that my cow?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Is that readin ’ I just did, or wuz it no ’? ’( And the words were: SHEEP ’S WOOL, TURPENTINE, JOLLY SAILOR.)
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Is this art, too? ’ ‘ Freedom?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Is this art, too? ’ ‘ Freedom?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	It does not appear to wish to depart. ’ And the reason for its presence?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	It means … sometimes a woman is so beautiful that any man with half a brain is n’t going to think of asking her out, okay?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	It was rather serious. ’ ‘ Blood spilled? ’ said Agnes.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a bit like life in that respect. ’* ‘ And what do you really do? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a lot more complicated than I ever thought it would be. ’ ‘ What, for you too?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	It ’s because it ’s me that — ’ ‘ — gets the hangovers? ’ said Susan.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	It ’s got the numerals all wrong and it ’s stuck the hands on crooked. ’ ‘ A bird that builds clocks?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	It ’s really a thing foreigners do. ’ ‘ Really?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	I’M SORRY?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Join what? ’ THE KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEGION.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	KOOM Valley?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Like … sherry, custard … that sort of thing? ’* ‘ Someone got killed up here. ’ ‘ Oh, no, ’ moaned Nanny Ogg.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Lots of spectacles. ’ ‘ What, free? ’ said Throat.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	MARACAS?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	MISTRESS WEATHERWAX?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Magrat blurted out, ‘ You know the Fool, who lives up at the castle? ’ … ‘ It ’s a steady job, ’ said Nanny.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Manickle? ’ ‘ Yessir? ’ said Shufti, rigid with instant panic.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Manickle? ’ ‘ Yessir? ’ said Shufti, rigid with instant panic.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	My current owner, it said, is in need of succour and assistance; why not give it to him, so you and me can go off somewhere and enjoy ourselves?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Needs some medicine. ’ ‘ Why ’s he unconscious? ’ said the doctor.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	No offence, but you ’ve got a bit more colour than the average penpusher. ’ ‘ Dark clerks? ’ said Moist, and then recollection dawned.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	No one? ’ Slowly, Jade raised a hand.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	No?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	No?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Noh actors are allowed to move around. ’ ‘ Are n’t they? ’ said Rincewind.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Not much chance of that … See?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Not to mention commit an act of ecological vandalism?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Now considering that most children can toddle at a year or so, the four legs reference is really unsuitable, would n’t you agree?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Now, what ’s that tell you about a place, eh? ’ Rincewind shrugged.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Okay? ’ ‘ Why do n’t we just say “ Hello, we ’re up here ”? ’ said Keith innocently.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Okay? ’ ‘ Why do n’t we just say “ Hello, we ’re up here ”? ’ said Keith innocently.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	One of the big questions about Discworld for a newcomer is ‘ Where do I start? ’ This is a tricky one.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	One question, right? ’ ‘ Yes, ’ said Ponder, relieved.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Or Why Has n’t Anyone Taught Those Kids To Use A Knife?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Or anything? ’ ‘ Coupla scars, sir.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Or because a bit of spare cloth was still attached?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Page one started promisingly: Where ’s my cow?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	People join to … to … with your mind, you know, when you ca n’t … things that happened … ’ FORGET?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Pickled coelacanth?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Progress just means bad things happen faster. ’* ‘ How come you ’re in the palace guard, Casanunda?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Pure hangman. ’ ‘ Hangman? ’ said Shufti.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	REPETITIVE ACTIONS AND SO ON … ‘ It could get serious if you left it. ’ HOW SERIOUS?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	RLNCEWLND?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	RLNCEWLND?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Really?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Rhino chunks?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Right? ’ This caused a cheer.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Said you ’d asked him, sir! ’ ‘ Oh, so Jackrum ’s little lads are gangin ’ up on their kindly ol’ sergeant, are they? ’ said Jackrum.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	See the Houses?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	See the people in the streets?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Seeing it all like this makes me feel very … very … ’ ‘ Scared? ’ suggested Rincewind.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	She offered me a bun. ’ ‘ A bun? ’ ‘ Yes, sir.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	She ’d read that one and thought, Excuse me?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Should the daughter of a mayor be expected to wash up at least once a week?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Sittin ’ around in your own dirt like that. ’ ‘ What do you do, then? ’ said Magrat.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	So I can save you a bit of trouble, how about it? ’ There was a flicker of uncertainty in Lily ’s expression.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	So he asks her, because he figures, why not?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	So noon would be age 35, am I right?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	So who knows who the last hero really is?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	So, what were his options?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Some kind of magical accident, was n’t it?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Sometimes she ’d ask a little question, like ‘ Why was that? ’ or ‘ And then what happened? ’ and off they ’d go again.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Sometimes she ’d ask a little question, like ‘ Why was that? ’ or ‘ And then what happened? ’ and off they ’d go again.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Stevedore ’s hooks were their weapon of choice, as I recall. ’ ‘ And yours …? ’ said Vimes, agog.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Still … no worries, eh?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Suppose I am just about to die and this is my whole life passing in front of my eyes? ’ I THINK PERHAPS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	T spoke blasphemy against the king. ’ ‘ How did you do that? ’ ‘ I dropped a rock on my foot.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	THE CAT DIES WHEN THE AIR RUNS OUT?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	THEN WHY?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	That caused a moment ’s pause from the sergeant before he said: ‘ Just knew that, did yer? ’ ‘ Nosir!
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	That is to say, he had no god in mind. ’ ‘ He hoped one would turn up? ’ ‘ Exactly sir. ’ ‘ Like bluetits? ’ said Moist, peering around.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	That is to say, he had no god in mind. ’ ‘ He hoped one would turn up? ’ ‘ Exactly sir. ’ ‘ Like bluetits? ’ said Moist, peering around.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	That was a sharp one. ’ ‘ What was? ’ ‘ That winter just then. ’ ‘ Call that a winter?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	That was a sharp one. ’ ‘ What was? ’ ‘ That winter just then. ’ ‘ Call that a winter?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	That ’s how you get sound, you know. ’ ‘ Is it?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	That ’s not the time for silly arguments, all right? ’ ‘ Oh, yes it is, ’ said the Chair of Indefinite Studies glumly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	That ’s our motto, eh? ’ said Albert.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	That ’s what people remember. ’ ‘ Nanny, would you like to be a bridesmaid? ’ ‘ Not really, dear.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	That ’s what the … the … ’ KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEGION?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	That ’s what you ’ll learn, if you ’re gon na survive this war. ’ ‘ We have to steal our food? ’ said Maladict.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	The breeze gets into places I would n’t dream of talking about. ’ ‘ Really?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	The desperate mad rattling and cries of ‘ How can it close on the damn thing but not open with it?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	The old cigarette packet? ’ ‘ Certainly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	The public thinks big, sensible, measured thoughts while people run around doing silly things? ’ ‘ I think so.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	The sign which says “ Do not, under any circumstances, open this door ”? ’ ‘ Of course I ’ve read it, ’ said Ridcully.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	The wizards said, what about easy terms?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: ‘ What ’s up with this glass?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Then Mort said, ‘ What do all those symbols mean? ’ ‘ Sodomy non sapiens, ’ said Albert under his breath.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Then she said, ‘ This will do. ’ ‘ What do you need? ’ said Slot.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Then the author began to get to grips with their material: Where ’s my cow?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Then the damp figure said, ‘ Are you sure the ill- built tower does n’t tremble mightily at a butterfly ’s passage? ’ ‘ Nope.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Then the visitor said, ‘ What? ’ ‘ “ The good mother makes bean soup for the errant boy. ” ‘ There was another, longer pause.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	There ’s other stuff too, but I ran outa numbers. ’* ‘ You know what most of the milit’ry training is, Perks? ’ Jackrum went on.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	There ’s overheads wherever you look. ’ ‘ Even underfoot? ’ ‘ There too, sir, ’ said Shady.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	There ’s seven hundred thousand of them. ’ ‘ Ah?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	This is a newspaper, is n’t it?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	This is my glass?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	This is, after all, a council of war ’* ‘ A Klatchian bigwig is coming here? ’ said Vimes.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Thus were immortalized in generations of atlases such geographical oddities as Just A Mountain, I Do n’t Know, What?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	To which the reply is: well?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Try and make sure he does n’t kill the cow, you understand?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Two- Dogs- Fighting?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Uh, how do I feel about brandy? ’ ‘ You do n’t like brandy, dear.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Us?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Vimes is chatting to his butler: ‘ Tell me, Willikins, did you fight much when you were a kid?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD NOT … LOST?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	WHERE ELSE?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	WHY DOES ANYONE TAKE A PERFECTLY GOOD DRINK AND THEN PUT IN A CHERRY ON A POLE?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	WITH THE LITTLE MOUSTACHE AND THE GRIN LIKE A LIZARD?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Was n’t it?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Was there any other field where flaws made things worth more?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	We are just civilians, all right? ’ The door opened a crack.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	We do n’t athk quethtionth. ’ ‘ Really?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	We do n’t want to be like the first mouse, eh? ’ ‘ No, Darktan, ’ the rats chorused dutifully.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	We do the other stuff, sir. ’ ‘ Amusingly shaped vegetables? ’ ‘ Well, a bit of that, sir.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Well … who knows? ’ ‘ How did he write his poems? ’ said Susan.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Well … who knows? ’ ‘ How did he write his poems? ’ said Susan.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Well, what about her? ’ ‘ Well … in a way, you did marry her, ’ said Ponder.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Well, you know why he ’s so cheerful?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Were you in a gang or anything? ’ ‘ I was privileged to belong to the Shamlegger Street Rude Boys, sir, ’ said the butler.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What are we, magpies?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What do you expect it to become? ’ ‘ In the course of a year, just about everything, ’ said Mr Bent, smoothly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What do you expect to find?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What does that tell you?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What does the first mouse get? ’ The roar of voices made dust fall down from the ceiling.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What else works on werewolves? ’ ‘ A gin and tonic ’s always welcome, ’ said Angua distantly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What is it that you look for in a woman now? ’ Cohen turned one rheumy blue eye on him.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What makes you think we ’re watchmen? ’ ‘ He ’s got a helmet on, ’ Nanny pointed out.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What mouse do we want to be like? ’ ‘ The second mouse, Darktan! ’ said the rats, who ’d had this lesson dinned into them many times.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What sort of game is that? ’ I DON’T RECALL.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What use would it be?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What was it he always said?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What was it you were wanting? ’ I WISH TO JOIN.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What ’re the four Ss? ’ ‘ Shape, shadow, silhouette and shine, sarge! ’ said Polly, snapping to attention.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What ’s an aglet got to do with anything? ’ snapped Malicia.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What ’s good for vampires? ’ Oats thought for a moment.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What ’s the magic word? ’ The knocker perceptibly sneered.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	What? ’ said Rincewind.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	When the mad axeman was running down the street you were n’t allowed to back away muttering ‘ Could you find someone else?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Where is the big jolly fat man?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Where was the witchcraft in that?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Where would you look, if you ’re such an expert? ’ ‘ Why is there a rat hole in a ratcatchers ’ shed? ’ said Keith.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Where would you look, if you ’re such an expert? ’ ‘ Why is there a rat hole in a ratcatchers ’ shed? ’ said Keith.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s my cow?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s the sense in that?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Who Goes There? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Who Goes There? ’ he shouted.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Who bought this?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Who cares? ’* The Night Watch.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Who knows?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Who told you that? ’ ‘ I Worked It Out.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Who would have thought that better roads and faster carts would have led to that?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Who would not wish to be the man in charge of Ankh- Morpork ’s Royal Mint and the bank next door?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s playing silly buggers? ’ The other senior wizards stared at him.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Why is Death creeping down chimneys and trying to say Ho Ho Ho?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Why not? ’ ‘ I do n’t know, thur.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Why? ’ ‘ We do n’t need to show we ’re patriotic, sir.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Will you look at this waistcoat?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Wo n’t I? ’ said Malicia.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Would a minute have mattered?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Would you buy a suit just because one arm was shorter than the other?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	YOU HAVEN’T HEARD OF THE BAY OF MANTE, HAVE YOU?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	YOU KNOW THIS FAMILY?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ’ ‘ But then I grew a little older again and I came to see the point of dark women of a sultry nature. ’ He paused.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You Do. ’ ‘ What?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You better show me where it is. ’ You want to take the boy down there? ’ ‘ Right now. ’ The man looked at his wife, and shrugged.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You could sing your way out or you could fight your way out. ’ ‘ What was the third way? ’ said Nanny.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You did put them in the sack, did n’t you? ’ No.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You did, did n’t you? ’ Albert stated.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You do n’t know what a rhinoceros looks like, do you? ’ Sunlight filled the clearing as the old witch laughed, as clear as a downland stream.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You do n’t think so?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You eat animal flesh and vegetables, but it hardly defines you, does it? ’* ‘ How does Perdita work, then? ’ said Nanny.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You eat animal flesh and vegetables, but it hardly defines you, does it? ’* ‘ How does Perdita work, then? ’ said Nanny.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You have a cowshed? ’ said Granny.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You knew I was wondering about going. ’ ‘ It was obvious, was it? ’ ‘ And the answer ’s no.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You know?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You summoned the Watch, ’ Carrot drew himself up proudly, ‘ because someone ’s taken a book?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You think he ’s a bad man? ’ said Granny, adjusting her hatpins.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You think that makes it easier?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You ’d think I ’d think of me, would n’t you?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You ’re saying humans need … fantasies to make life bearable. ’ REALLY?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	You ’re the dwarf, are you? ’ ‘ Nosir.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Yrs sincerely, The Opera Ghost ‘ What sort of person, ’ said Salzella, ‘ sits down and writes a maniacal laugh?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	Zoology is really quite short. ’* ‘ Are you a witch? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ A knocking without a door? ’ he said suspiciously.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ A man throwin ’ his sword awa ’? ’ yelled Rob.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ A new one, for preference. ’ ‘ That ’s all? ’ ‘ And some matches, ’ said Granny.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ A prayer wheel, yes? ’ ‘ No, this is nothing like as complex, ’ said Wen.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ A prayer wheel, yes? ’ ‘ No, this is nothing like as complex, ’ said Wen.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Admit it- she offered you hedonistic and licentious pleasures known only to those who dabble in the carnal arts, did n’t she? ’ ‘ No, sir.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ah. ’ ‘ Enough? ’ she said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Aha, you think I do n’t know that one? ’ Colon shouted.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ All my life I ’ve wanted to see dragons! ’ ‘ From the inside? ’ shouted Rincewind.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Am I?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Am I? ’ wheezed Nobbs, smoke curling out of his ears.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ An extremely heavy beetle? ’ Malicia went uncharacteristically silent for a moment.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And he can ask either guard? ’ ‘ Yes. ’ ‘ Oh, right.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And how about the flag? ’ ‘ Well, obviously I salute it every day, sir. ’ ‘ But you do n’t wave it, at all? ’ the major enquired.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And how about the flag? ’ ‘ Well, obviously I salute it every day, sir. ’ ‘ But you do n’t wave it, at all? ’ the major enquired.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And that is? ’ ‘ Colour, sarge!
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And the bastard never invited me to the wedding. ’ ‘ Who? ’ ‘ Him. ’ ‘ But he ’s you! ’ ‘ Is he?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And the bastard never invited me to the wedding. ’ ‘ Who? ’ ‘ Him. ’ ‘ But he ’s you! ’ ‘ Is he?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And the cat doings? ’ ‘ To remind us that disharmony, like a cat, gets everywhere. ’ ‘ The cabbage stalks?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And the cat doings? ’ ‘ To remind us that disharmony, like a cat, gets everywhere. ’ ‘ The cabbage stalks?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And they ’re better than money ’ ‘ Paper ’s better’n money? ’ said Catseye.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And throw away the key? ’ said Rincewind.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And which was he? ’ ‘ What?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And which was he? ’ ‘ What?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And why was this? ’ ‘ The examiner thought I ’d used trickery, madam. ’ ‘ And did you? ’ ‘ Of course.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And why was this? ’ ‘ The examiner thought I ’d used trickery, madam. ’ ‘ And did you? ’ ‘ Of course.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you say you ’re him?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And your point, madam, is …? ’* Vimes turned his back and faced the crowd.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ And? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Any chance of fitting a brain like this into the Dean ’s head? ’ ‘ It does weigh ten tons, Archchancellor. ’ Ah.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Any clue to who he is? ’ said William.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anyone got something to drink a bottle of beer out of? ’ Another man nodded hopefully.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are we talking or are we playing? ’ OH, VERY WELL.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you a hunter? ’ I LIKE TO THINK I AM A PICKER- UP OF UNCONSIDERED TRIFLES.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you following me or what? ’ ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE WORDS ‘ DEATH WAS HIS CONSTANT COMPANION ’?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you following me or what? ’ ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE WORDS ‘ DEATH WAS HIS CONSTANT COMPANION ’?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you the Watch? ’ said a voice.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ashamed of your lovely, lovely uniform, Perks? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ At the cards, you mean? ’ YES.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Bet? ’ he said wearily.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Break even?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ But I ’ll be the one making the shoes? ’ ‘ Of course.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ But is there internal consistency within the metaphor?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ But no one ever amounted to anything who went that way ’* You … you do know what kind of place this is, do you, Esme? ’ said Nanny Ogg.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ But you never used magic for it, did you? ’ ‘ Din’t have to, ’ said Nanny happily.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ But you put it in the sack in the first place, did n’t you? ’ No.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ But you were there too, were n’t you? ’* Ankh- Morpork no longer had a fire brigade.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you dance? ’ ‘ No. ’ ‘ Swords?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you dance? ’ ‘ No. ’ ‘ Swords?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you do that?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you swim? ’ said Victor.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you tell by the pricking of your thumbs? ’ said Magrat earnestly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Coming from an attractiff fwoman it works nine times out of eight. ’ ‘ Magic word?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Corporal … Cotton? ’ IT ’S A POSSIBILITY.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Corporal … Hand Wash Only? ’ PROBABLY NOT.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Corporal … Medium?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Dictionary? ’ said Rincewind.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did I hear things, or can that little dog speak? ’ said Dibbler.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did I?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did n’t I say?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did n’t you hear the secret knock? ’ said Malicia, staring up at him in annoyance.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did that cat just speak? ’ said the mayor.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you bring a weapon, Tonk — Magda? ’ ‘ No, Polly ’ ‘ No item of any sort with a certain weapon- like quality? ’ Polly insisted.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you bring a weapon, Tonk — Magda? ’ ‘ No, Polly ’ ‘ No item of any sort with a certain weapon- like quality? ’ Polly insisted.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do I like rabbit? ’ ‘ Yes, dear. ’ ‘ I thought I liked beef. ’ ‘ No, dear.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do n’t you remember those wonderful nights in Grjsknvij? ’ ‘ Oh, fresh morning of the world indeed, ’ said the Count solemnly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do they ever win? ’ NO.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do we employ you? ’ ‘ Yessir! ’ ‘ Ah.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions? ’ Mort thought for a moment.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you know who you ’re here for? ’ THAT IS NOT MY CHOICE.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you remember when we last went on holiday, Sam? ’ ‘ That was n’t really a holiday, dear, ’ said Vimes.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you remember your father, Nobby? ’ ‘ Old Sconner, sir?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you remember your father, Nobby? ’ ‘ Old Sconner, sir?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you want a lawyer? ’ ‘ No, I ate already ’ ‘ You eat lawyers? ’ said Carrot.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you want a lawyer? ’ ‘ No, I ate already ’ ‘ You eat lawyers? ’ said Carrot.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Does n’t she, sir? ’ she said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Double or quits?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Drumknott, does the housekeeper have a store cupboard on this floor, do you know? ’* ‘ I believe in freedom, Mr Lipwig.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Er … is that one Vlad? ’ she said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Er … what does master want for breakfast? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Er … you said the second mouse gets the cheese, sir?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ For a bit of wood with a nail in it? ’ said Fred Colon.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Gawain? ’ she said, eyeing a nervous bear who had suddenly spotted her and was now trying to edge away nonchalantly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Good. ’ HOWEVER … YOU UNDERSTAND THAT TO WIN ALL YOU MUST GAMBLE ALL?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Got any tea? ’ ‘ But I did n’t call on anyone! ’ ‘ You did, ’ said Anoia.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Got to leave yourself some work for tomorrow. ’* ‘ Anyone heard of Ning the Uncompassionate? ’ ‘ Sort of, ’ said Boy Willie.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Haff you been taught nothing, miss? ’ She drew herself up to her full height, which was n’t really worth the effort.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Has he been eating his bedding? ’ ‘ All the sheets seem to be here, so I suppose the answer is no. ’ ‘ How ’s he pissing? ’ ‘ Er.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Has he been eating his bedding? ’ ‘ All the sheets seem to be here, so I suppose the answer is no. ’ ‘ How ’s he pissing? ’ ‘ Er.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have You Looked In All Your Pockets? ’ McAbre saluted.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you thought of going into teaching? ’ Death ’s face was a mask of terror.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ He did n’t … leave you anything?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ He is a D’reg! ’ ‘ Dreg? ’ said Angua.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ He was the fat one, yes? ’ ‘ That ’s right. ’ ‘ Why has he got a pet monkey? ’ ‘ Ah, ’ said Carrot.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ He was the fat one, yes? ’ ‘ That ’s right. ’ ‘ Why has he got a pet monkey? ’ ‘ Ah, ’ said Carrot.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’s rich, thick and oily, yes? ’ ‘ And smells faintly of eggs, ’ said Carrot.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ How can you not make a profit by making money? ’ ‘ Overheads, sir.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ How come a cat knows a word like that? ’ said the girl.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did you know it wath me, thur? ’ said Igor.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ How do you know he ’s dead?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ How much do you owe him? ’ said Hwel.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ I do not! ’ ‘ Well, what about people like Foul Ole Ron and No Way Jose and Cumbling Michael? ’ ‘ That is not spying, that is not spying!
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ I mean, why should you? ’ ‘ Good grief, you amaze me, ’ she said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ I mean, yes, it ’d have been nice, but I wo n’t lose any sleep over it. ’ You wo n’t? ’ ‘ Well, no.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ I remember when all this was n’t fields. ’ ‘ What was it, then? ’ said the nearest pine.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ I suppose there might not be a secret passage? ’ said Maurice.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ I think it is Corporal Nobbs to whom you refer … ’* ‘ Who was that man with the granite face I saw in the Watch House? ’ said Angua.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ I wonder what kind of person would put that on a wallet? ’ ‘ Someone who was n’t a very nice person, ’ said William.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’m off to the mountains. ’ ‘ That ’ll help, will it? ’ said Rincewind.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ If we steal them, do they become ours? ’ said Chickenwire.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ In mid- winter? ’ ‘ Actually they ’re sprouts with a dash of enchantment. ’ ‘ They taste like strawberries? ’ Cutwell sighed.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ In mid- winter? ’ ‘ Actually they ’re sprouts with a dash of enchantment. ’ ‘ They taste like strawberries? ’ Cutwell sighed.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Indeed?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is it an old … clock? ’ he added.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is it heroic to die like this? ’ said Conina.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is it just me, or is that wrong? ’ ‘ But, you see, once you have made it, a penny keeps on being a penny ’ said Mr Bent.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is n’t it hard? ’ ‘ Oh, yes.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is n’t that dangerous? ’ said Ponder.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that a problem? ’ said Leonard.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that a trick question? ’ said Catseye, smirking.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is the Door of Knowledge sealed fast against heretics and knowlessmen? ’ ‘ Stuck solid, ’ said Brother Doorkeeper.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is this a dagger I see before me? ’ he mumbled.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is this a trick question, sarge? ’ he said, at last.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is, er, there something wrong, dear? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ca n’t be intelligent, can it? ’ said the Bursar.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ It does n’t matter? ’ she said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ It merely stores and moves time. ’ ‘ That simple, eh? ’ ‘ And now I shall test it, ’ said Wen.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ It merely stores and moves time. ’ ‘ That simple, eh? ’ ‘ And now I shall test it, ’ said Wen.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s about zoology. ’ ‘ Zoology, eh?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s part of the pattern. ’ ‘ What?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s the only way to make progress. ’* You think that ’s really true? ’ William said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s what we call “ blind scubbo ”. ’* You could try scrounging something at the inn. ’ ‘ Scrounge? ’ said Polly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Join?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just remember who ’s the superior civilian around here, all right? ’ He hammered on the door again.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just went straight in and saved everyone, in the finest tradition of the Watch! ’ ‘ Fred? ’ said Vimes, wearily.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Kiddo?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Like this? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Like … maybe … rip off all your clothes and run naked in the rain? ’ she hazarded.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mistress Weatherwax is the head witch, then, is she? ’ ‘ Oh no! ’ said Miss Level, looking shocked.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ More likely to be biscuits, then? ’ Carrot suggested.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Hubert?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ My best cow ’s been taken mortally sick, too. ’ ‘ Oh?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ No, no good to eat at all. ’ ‘ Why? ’ called Twoflower.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ No, ’ he said eventually, ‘ what? ’ There was silence.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ No. ’ ‘ Er … yeah … right … well, just you remember that, right? ’* ‘ Sam? ’ Vimes looked up from his reading.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ No. ’ ‘ Er … yeah … right … well, just you remember that, right? ’* ‘ Sam? ’ Vimes looked up from his reading.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Not sure about that. ’ ‘ Well then, why ca n’t you eat them? ’ Rincewind coughed.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Now, has anybody got a bottle of beer? ’ Ahahahahaha!
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Now, if we — ’ ‘ You mean the cows? ’ said Supple.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Officers?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh yes?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh … do you mean those stocky little men in black suits and bowler hats? ’ ‘ The very same.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, you ’ve been a teacher, have you? ’* ‘ There ’s a lot of waiting in warfare, ’ said Boy Willie.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Okay How about: when it continues to walk on two legs or with any prosthetic aids of its choice? ’ The Sphinx gave this some consideration.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Pathword?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Perhaps I would like a beer? ’ War ventured.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Please! ’ ‘ See? ’ said the doorknocker triumphantly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Pleased to meet you. ’ ‘ There ’s a goddess just for that? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really true?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really …? ’ IT DID NOT SEEM TO GET INTO THE HOGSWATCH SPIRIT AT ALL.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really? ’ said Jenkins.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really? ’ said Susan briskly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really? ’ said Vimes, genuinely impressed.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ See?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ See?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ She — ’ ‘ Bet you half a dollar? ’ said Nanny.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sir, you know you said you were going to steal a gate key off a guard and break his neck? ’ said Polly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ So we can believe the big ones? ’ YES.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ So — ’ Yes? ’ ‘ Why do n’t I remember it? ’ Ponder had been ready for this.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ So — ’ Yes? ’ ‘ Why do n’t I remember it? ’ Ponder had been ready for this.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Squeak? ’ it asked.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ That simple, eh? ’ ‘ And now I shall test it, ’ said Wen.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ That was bloody brilliant! ’ ‘ Well, I am the sergeant, right? ’ Colon whispered.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s how it works … See the river?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s right. ’ AND IF HE ’S BEEN BAD?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s the magic of it. ’ ‘ It is? ’ said Moist.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ The Great Trout what? ’ said another mayfly, nervously.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ The cow? ’ Death shook his head.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ The good old rank and file, eh? ’ ‘ The rank, anyway ’ said Vimes.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ The maiden, the mother and the crone. ’ ‘ Who are you calling a maiden? ’ said Nanny Ogg.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Theatricals, you see? ’ he said brightly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Thee? ’ said Igor.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Then what?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ There ’s magic afoot? ’* Susan … it was n’t a good name, was it?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ There ’s magic afoot? ’* Susan … it was n’t a good name, was it?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ These were new today ’ REALLY?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ They ’re not the same at all! ’ YOU THINK SO?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Thirteen? ’ he quavered.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is a battlefield, is n’t it? ’ said the raven patiently.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ This place was a kind of celestial bird box? ’* ‘ It costs more than a penny to make a penny ’ Moist murmured.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tiddles? ’ said Moist.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tooth fairies?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ True. ’ ‘ The last leader gave me some advice just before he died, and do you know what it was?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Two- Dogs- Fighting? ’ Two- Dogs- Fighting?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Two- Dogs- Fighting? ’ Two- Dogs- Fighting?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Um, why not? ’ said Rincewind.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Upstairs, is she? ’ ‘ In the barn, ’ said Ivy flatly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Urn, why not? ’ said Rincewind.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Using magic? ’ ‘ Um, ’ said Mort, ‘ I do n’t think so. ’ ‘ Then pick very thin walls, ’ said Cutwell.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Very important. ’ ‘ Will it protect me? ’ said Lobsang, putting it on.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Wait a minute, would you? ’ He looked down at his sleeve.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Walnut? ’ ‘ No, thank you, ’ said King Verence[ a ghost], waving a spectral hand.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Want me to have a look? ’ WOULD YOU MIND?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Want me to have a look? ’ WOULD YOU MIND?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was that supposed to happen? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was there something else, Mr Stibbons? ’ Ponder looked at his clipboard.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was there? ’ THERE WILL BE, said Death, IF I CAN FIND THE DAMN PLACE.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Wassat? ’ said Cohen.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ We do n’t want to be sitting here all night, do we?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ We got it from Ron ’s Pizza Hovel round the corner. ’ ‘ Has someone already eaten this, Vimes? ’ ‘ No, sir.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ We ’ll swing across on to them with our cutlasses in our teeth? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ We ’re talking about one day here? ’ he said doubt- fully.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Weird, is n’t it? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well … I suppose Perdita is that part of me. ’ ‘ Really?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, it looks like … a crude gearwheel?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about it? ’ ‘ It should know nothing of the mighty deeps, if you must know. ’ ‘ Oh, the caged whale.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about the show?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about this one, then? ’ said Nobby, pointing to the adjacent plinth.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you afraid of? ’ Rincewind took a deep breath.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you talking about, Carrot? ’ ‘ The Dwarf Bread Museum.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you mean, a man? ’ ‘ It ’s easy ’ said the Sphinx.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you think of that, eh? ’ I THINK SHE WAS WRONG.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What does it contain, then? ’ ME.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What does it say? ’ ‘ “ Not A Very Nice Person At All ”, ’ she read.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What d’y’call dem fings, dey kinda crumble when you eat dem? ’ he ventured.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What for? ’ ‘ I think they ’re using them to control the children.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is the secret? ’ ‘ You ’ve got to make sure there ’s no newts in the water, ’ said Granny.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What was it, Leonard? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’re you doing here? ’ he shouted.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’re you going to charge our man with, sarge? ’ said Sam.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s a curry? ’ The blue fires flared deep in the eyes of Death.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s in it? ’ ‘ It ’s stew, ’ explained Dibbler.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s the password? ’ Vimes said quickly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s your name, soldier? ’ ER … You do n’t have to say, actually.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What, not a stroke? ’ ‘ About how deep is the sea here, would you say?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What, not a stroke? ’ ‘ About how deep is the sea here, would you say?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ said Darktan.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ ‘ It could be us, ’ Rincewind pointed out logically.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ What’th in it? ’ ‘ Boiling water, ’ said the corporal.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where ’s that? ’ There was some more whispering.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Which god? ’ ‘ None, as it turned out.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Which one? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who are you calling a mother? ’ said Magrat.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who are you? ’ said the Patrician.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who are you? ’ she said sharply.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who are you? ’ ‘ Ah, I ’m glad you asked.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who did it? ’ ‘ After he viewed Do n’t Talk to Me About Mondays!
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who knows what the child will become? ’ Death stood up, and reached for his scythe.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ’re you? ’ said Granny, bluntly.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ’s playing the maracas? ’ Death grinned.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ’s she? ’ ‘ She lived in Klatch and she had a lot of lovers and she sat on a snake, ’ said Cutwell.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Whut ’s the plan, Rob? ’ said one of them.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why Not?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why do it like this? ’ ‘ I think they ’re meant to be good intentions, ’ said Rincewind.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why do n’t we just invite them to dinner and massacre them all when they ’re drunk? ’ ‘ You heard the man.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why do you keep saying wossname? ’ said Rincewind.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why d’yer think I want it opened? ’* Lord Downey was an assassin.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why not? ’ IT ’S A MATTER OF THE LOOK OF THE THING.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why not? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why would I be a witch? ’ ‘ You ’re wearing a straw hat with flowers in it. ’ ‘ Aha! ’ said the woman.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why would anyone want to kill him? ’ SEE THE MAN NEXT TO HIM?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why would anyone want to kill him? ’ SEE THE MAN NEXT TO HIM?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ THAT ’S WHEN THEY THINK I’LL BE TAKING MY MASK OFF.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ With that sword?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Without what? ’ said the Fool.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Worse than the kids hitting one another with their toys, do you think?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would you like a strawberry? ’ Mort glanced at the small wooden punnet in the wizard ’s hands.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would you like it to stay there? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yeah? ’ said Cohen.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, I think when they did these ropes up – yes, definitely, they — ’ ‘ What?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, but you did n’t actually eat them, did you? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, sir? ’ I HAVE TO KNOW.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, ’ said Cohen, in a reasonable tone of voice, ‘ but that is n’t the point, is it?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ IF YOU WOULD PLEASE STEP THIS WAY.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ ‘ Er … can I ask a question, sir? ’ ‘ All right, ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ ‘ Er … can I ask a question, sir? ’ ‘ All right, ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You are a doctor, are n’t you? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You bite them in the neck? ’ ‘ Not yet, ’ said the mayor.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You can knock. ’ ‘ Me?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You can really talk? ’ said Carrot.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do know what a woman in a pointy hat is, do n’t you? ’ she said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do n’t like beer, dear. ’ ‘ I do n’t? ’ ‘ No, it brings on your trouble. ’ ‘ Ah.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do n’t like him?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do? ’ ‘ I know you ’ve been thinking about it.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You mean she makes them out of human flesh? ’ ‘ What?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You mean she makes them out of human flesh? ’ ‘ What?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You mean that really is a cat ’s name?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You mean … the one with the giant cabbage and the sort of whirring knife thing? ’ ‘ Sorry? ’ Teatime looked momentarily nonplussed.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You mean … the one with the giant cabbage and the sort of whirring knife thing? ’ ‘ Sorry? ’ Teatime looked momentarily nonplussed.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You minister to all sorts, right? ’ said Vimes.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You say? ’ he said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You still reckon I should ’ve asked Mr Ivy? ’ she said.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You sure? ’ ‘ Certain, Archchancellor. ’ ‘ My word!
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You want fried bread with your sausages? ’ Susan looked at the mess sizzling in the huge frying pan.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re wondering, after all this excitement, has it got enough flame left?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’ve been the leader for … how long? ’ ‘ Ten years, ’ said the mayor.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	‘ “ Never trust a wizard over sixty- five ”?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t eat the green wobbly bit ”! ’ ‘ Good advice? ’ said the mayor.
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	… WHY ARE YOU HERE?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	… WHY ARE YOU HERE?
The Wit & Wisdom of Discworld - Terry Pratchett	… possessed of an inbuilt disposition to accept the first explanation that presents itself and then bunk off somewhere for a quiet smoke?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Double nubble, stubble trouble, Fire burn and cauldron bub —WHY is n’t the cauldron bubbling, Magrat? ” Tomjon awoke, shivering.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Whole grain wheat and lentils too, In the cauldron seethe and stew?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Do you think I have n’t studied you?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ I ’ll go and find Granny Weatherwax, shall I, miz? ” said Shawn, hopping from one leg to another.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What ’s this? ” hissed Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Where is he now? ” said the king, coldly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	A crayon? — Hwel stared at this in horror.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	A knife?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	A meeting. ” “ A knees up? ” said Nanny Ogg hopefully.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	A play that will go around the world, a play that will be remembered long after rumour has died? ” “ No, lady.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Abdicate, or whatever. ” “ In favour of whom? ” said the duchess icily.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	After all, have you not been to see me today on matters of state? ” He leaned closer to Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Ai n’t that right, Nanny Ogg? ” “ Very useful screeching, I thought, ” said Nanny Ogg hurriedly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	All right? ” said the Fool desperately.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	All right? ” “ All right, ” echoed Magrat, hypnotised by the sheer pressure of his persistence.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	All the women are played by men. ” “ Why? ” “ They do n’t allow no women on the stage, ” said Magrat in a small voice.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	And I got the impression he ’d much rather we believed his eyes. ” “ On the other hand, ” said Vitoller hurriedly, “ what harm could it do?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	And his- ” “ Your whole family have been Fools? ” “ Family tradition, sir, ” said the Fool.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	And the witches – where are the blasted witches? ” Three junior apprentices presented themselves.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	And then one of them said,"Here after what?"
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	And then they gave me a look. ” “ What sort of look? ” The duke sat with his thin face cupped in one hand.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Anyone know what that means? ” “ It ’s the badge of King Verence, ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, he does n’t know he is n’t royalty. ” “ And you ’re not going to tell him, are you? ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Are n’t you going to say something?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Are one what? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Are there no pilliwinks?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	As the cauldron bubbled an eldritch voice shrieked: “ When shall we three meet again? ” There was a pause.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	At the end of the day, a Fool ’s a Fool. ” “ Why d’you want to know, Magrat? ” said Granny Weather- wax.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Behind the door? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	But a witch would certainly come looking for her cat – would n’t she?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	But all the right ingredients were there, were n’t they?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	But how can words become history? ” “ It was a very good play, the play that I saw, ” said Felmet dreamily.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	But it would not be a good idea to talk about all this after you ’ve left, do you see?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	But this is the flat bit. ” “ You call this flat? ” “ Flattish, ” Nanny conceded.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	But what was time, after all?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	But you could try a bit more hollowness. ” “ How d’you mean? ” Tomjon put down his cup.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	But you do n’t mean anything like that, do you? ” “ No. ” “ Oh. ” Magrat shivered.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	But you never do. ” “ Do what, my passion? ” The duke yawned.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	By the way, did you bring the cocoa?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Can I see you after the show? ” “ Is that all he said? ” “ Oh, there was something about showing witches their future.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Can I see you after the show? ” “ Is that all he said? ” “ Oh, there was something about showing witches their future.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Can they see him? ” “ Should n’t think so. ” King Verence staggered slightly under the weight.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Caparisoned, and that. ” “ Has he got a magic sword? ” said Magrat, craning to see.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Careful, I ’m bringing us down. ” “ Are you laughing at me? ” “ Just pleased for you, Esme.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Couple of coppers, right?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Demons?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t you hear me, woman? ” This time Tomjon got the spin and pitch of his voice just right, but Granny rallied magnificently.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Did you tell her? ” “ And calm down.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Do I look like one? ” The guard looked at her occult bangles, her lined cloak, her trembling hands and her face.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t mind us. ” “ Wha? ” said Wimsloe.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Do they do human sacrifice? ” “ It would appear not, ” said the duke.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Do you think that ’s strange? ” “ Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Do you think we should put some cornflour into it? ” “ It wo n’t matter.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Do you want me to write an acceptance speech? ” “ I told you.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Dying? ” NO, I SUPPOSE NOT.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Else he would n’t be coming here, would he?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Everyone thought so. ” “ How would you know? ” snapped Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Fascinating, is n’t it?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Finally Nanny Ogg said, “ She done it up nice, has n’t she?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Finally, all he could manage was, “ And what did your men do about this? ” “ They had a bun too, sir.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Gods, how could anyone like a kingdom like this?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Ha. ” “ You were n’t, were you? ” said Lady Felmet, leaning forward and glaring at the dwarf.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Had she just thought all those thoughts, or had they been thought through her?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Had there been a hiss of shocked breath, down in the darkness of the hall?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Have we got everything this time? ” “ Yes, Granny. ” “ Light the fire, Magrat. ” “ Yes, Granny. ” “ Right.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	He bloody well went and fetched Ron here a right thump, did n’t he? ” “ Yeah.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	He is in good health? ” Granny nodded.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	He said, “ Argle. ” “ She did what? ” said the duke.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	He was given to the witches?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	He ’s talking! ” “ Talking? ” Hwel jumped up and down.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Her willing suspension of disbelief was interrupted by a voice saying: “ What ’s this bit? ” Magrat sighed.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Himself mostly, I think. ” “ Is that why you went to the city? ” “ Yes. ” “ It ’s disgusting! ” The Fool sat calmly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	How come this one takes offence all of a sudden? ” “ It ’s been here a long time, ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	How could a king go down in history ruling a people like that?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	How do you do it, Fool? ” “ Jokes, nuncle.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	How fast did a forest ’s heart beat?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	How old are you, exactly?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	How ’s anyone going to know? ” “ You got something on your mind, Esme? ” said Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	How ’s anyone going to know? ” “ You got something on your mind, Esme? ” said Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	How ’s the play going? ” “ Hmm?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	How ’s the play going? ” “ Hmm?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Hurry up with that tea, Magrat. ” “ What are you going to do about the burghers? ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Hwel, “ gainst whom no? ” “ Oh, good grief, Dafe."
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I can not abide slackness. ” “ I ’m sure you know best, but — ” “ What of these witches?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I could n’t see you again before I go, could I? ” “ I shall be washing my hair, ” said Magrat stiffly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t, do I? ” “ Absolutely not, ” said the Fool.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I know my rights. ” “ What rights are they? ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I mean, Black Aliss, well, she just upped and went at it. ” “ You saying I could n’t do it, are you? ” “ Excuse me, ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I mean, it would make the Dysk look like a shed. ” “ Who would come to see me? ” said Tomjon, sagging in his seat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I mean, look at him, how much would you expect him to have on him?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I reckon we ’ve got to take that very seriously, do n’t you, Hron? ” “ You got to tie her hands and gag her, ” said Hron hurriedly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I say, excuse me, help? ” Someone is bound to come down here again one of these days.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I think witches cross anything they like. ” “ Did they say anything else? ” said the duke.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I trust your tax gatherers know where to find them? ” “ Ah, ” said the chamberlain, miserably.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I was n’t to know, was I?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I wonder what else Gytha Ogg noticed?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll be back in a few weeks, anyway. ” “ Do n’t you understand I ’m asking you not to listen to him? ” “ I said I ’m sorry.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll go and see, shall I? ” He wandered away.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I ’m sorry. ” “ You see, just — ” Hwel paused at the mouth of a dark alley “ Did you hear something? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve got to find a hill, if you ’ll excuse me. ” “ To see where you are? ” “ To see when, I think.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	I, Verence, formerly King of- ” “ What testimony is this? ” said the duchess.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	IS SOMETHING THE MATTER?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	If I could just get it right. ” “ You ’re absolutely sure about the ghost, are you? ” said Tomjon.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	If they end up giving us their swords, what the hell can we do with them?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	If we substitute egg white will the spell a) work b) fail or c) melt the bottom out of the cauldron?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	If you are nice to us, d’you see? ” There was a shrill, short scream from somewhere nearby.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	If you want my advice, sire, I ’d set fire to the thatch. ” “ Set fire? ” “ Yessire.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Imps?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	In the meadow by the pond, all right? ” “ Well — ” “ See you there, then.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Is it going to happen again? ” “ You ’ve got a bloody hard head, ” said Magrat, pulling herself to her feet.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t there somewhere a bit more friendly?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Is this not true? ” Granny looked away.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	It chooses you. ” “ Yes, but when do you actually become a witch? ” “ When the other witches treat you as one, I suppose. ” Magrat sighed.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	It is a special talent. ” “ But can you find someone who has it? ” “ There are such people, lady. ” “ Find one, ” murmured the duke.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	It was like magic. ” “ Magrat Garlick, what are you saying?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	It ’ll be easy. ” “ We could put words in their mouths? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	It ’s all very well calling for eye of newt, but do you mean Common, Spotted or Great Crested?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	It ’s on his head, d’you see?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	It ’s the bells, is n’t it? ” said the Fool wearily, rubbing his ribs.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	It ’s traditional. ” “ What are you talking about, girl? ” “ Three good witches are supposed to give the baby three gifts.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	KING: Is this aduckknife dagger I seebehindbesidein front of before me, itsbeak handle pointing atme my hand?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Let ’s just leave the whole question open, shall we? ” They nodded.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Light the fire, Magrat. ” “ Mmm? ” “ I said, light the fire, Magrat. ” “ Mmm?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Light the fire, Magrat. ” “ Mmm? ” “ I said, light the fire, Magrat. ” “ Mmm?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Look — ” she leaned forward – “ it does n’t have the same kind of likes and dislikes as people, right? ” Nanny Ogg leaned back.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Lots. ” “ And people do n’t do anything about them? ” said the duchess.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	MAD OLD SOOTHSAYERS SHOUTING THINGS AT YOU IN THE STREET?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Magrat! ” “ Yes? ” said Magrat, startled.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Man in a pub told me about it, sort of thing. ” “ But he ’s stolen too much? ” “ So it appears.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Me?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Merchants? ” “ I ’m rather pleased with Act II, Scene IV, ” said Hwel, propelling the toddler towards the props box.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	More or less. ” “ Yes, but how much does he want? ” “ An arm and a leg. ” The dwarf and boy stared at him in horror.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Mrs Vitoller said, “ Why does he need a home? ” “ He has n’t got one, ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Must I put it in for you?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	My word, yes. ” “ Why? ” The chamberlain hesitated.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Never knew that, did you? ” sneered Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Nightmares? ” “ Gods, it was terrible!
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	No, I should n’t think so. ” “ What does it mean then? ” “ Dunno.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Not about monkeys, eh?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Nothing much, really. ” “ Shall we have another try?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Now then, did he actually stab her, or just accuse her? ” “ I do n’t want to be a king! ” Tomjon whispered hoarsely.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Now, woman, will you confess? ” “ What to? ” said Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Now, woman, will you confess? ” “ What to? ” said Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Only the finest ingredients, mark you. ” “ Chop them up with that, do you? ” said Hwel innocently, pointing to the axe.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Only what is, not the why and how of it. ” “ I see. ” “ May I go now? ” “ Um? ” “ Please? ” Granny jerked upright again.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Only what is, not the why and how of it. ” “ I see. ” “ May I go now? ” “ Um? ” “ Please? ” Granny jerked upright again.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Only what is, not the why and how of it. ” “ I see. ” “ May I go now? ” “ Um? ” “ Please? ” Granny jerked upright again.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Or help her across the r- river. ” “ You have? ” “ It ’s t- terribly b- bad luck not to. ” Tomjon gave Granny a polite smile.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Puts people in a nice frame of mind, does n’t it? ” There was a chorus of “ Sshs ”.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Remember Aliss Demurrage? ” There was silence.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	SORRY?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	STRANGE DREAMS?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Say, have you Gott a Pensil?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	See the one at the end, with the blue and white sign? ” “ Yes.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	She heard the king say, “ My own flesh and blood?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	She liked nothing better than Girl meets Frog. ” “ Why did they call her Black Aliss? ” “ Fingernails, ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	She ought to know. ” “ How long ago was this? ” “ Just a few minutes.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Shocking. ” “ And you ’re going to send the castle to sleep? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Surely that was better than hitting people with swords?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	THIS IS VERY IRREGULAR, he went on, apparently to himself. HOWEVER, WHO AM I TO ARGUE?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	That was it. ” “ Finger a prince? ” said Magrat, uneasily.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	That would be better, would n’t it? ” Tomjon grinned.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	That would be nice, would n’t it? ” “ But we could work our way home over land and pick up some more cash.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	That ’s my son? ” The uncracked walnut fell from Nanny Ogg ’s fingers and rolled on to the floor.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	That ’s the next step. ” “ We shall look for him directly after lunch. ” “ Lunch? ” “ It ’s chicken, ” said Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	The Fool said, “ How did you get to be a witch? ” “ Um? ” “ I mean, did you go to a school or something? ” “ Oh.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	The Fool said, “ How did you get to be a witch? ” “ Um? ” “ I mean, did you go to a school or something? ” “ Oh.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	The Fool said, “ How did you get to be a witch? ” “ Um? ” “ I mean, did you go to a school or something? ” “ Oh.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	The actual words are,"Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold". ” “ Is there a chorus? ” “"Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold", ” said Hwel.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	The people liked it. ” “ You tell me history is what people are told? ” said the duchess.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Their chief said, “ Is that it? ” For the first time in his life Tomjon looked nonplussed.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Them?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Then Mrs Vitoller said, “ And you, who ask this, you are by way of being his —? ” “ Godmothers, ” said Nanny Ogg promptly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Then Tomjon said, “ I ’m sorry? ” “ What? ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Then Tomjon said, “ I ’m sorry? ” “ What? ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	There ’s a lot of magic going on tonight. ” “ Is there?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	There ’s three witches in this coven, remember? ” “ She was before your time, ” said Nanny Ogg.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	They ’re out there, are n’t they?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	They ’re putting an Influence on the castle, are n’t they? ” “ Marry, nuncle — ” the Fool began.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	To hire more soldiers, I expect? ” “ No.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Very poor organisation. ” “ Not really good organisation, like we ’ve got here? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Very strong, I should say. ” “ What ’s that? ” “ I was never very good with words, you know, ” said Champot.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Was there rose bushes involved, or was it spinning wheels in that one?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Was this in fact the case? ” The sergeant wrinkled his forehead.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	We ’ll never hear the last of it, miz. ” “ Where were you going? ” demanded Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	We ’ll say he fell down the stairs. ” “ But people will suspect! ” “ Are there no dungeons?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	We ’re heading for Lancre Bridge, remember? ” Nanny obediently turned the broomstick, brushing the canyon walls as she did so.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Well may you — ” “ Can I have a go in it? ” “ Your pleas fall on deaf.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Well, and why not?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Well, just tell them"no", then. ” “ Just like that?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What are them things on the walls? ” “ Sigils, ” said Granny sourly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What are they doing in my play?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What are we going to do about it? ” “ Nothing.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What are you three playing at?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What did you do with the old king? ” “ I left the rock on the kitchen table, ” said Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What difference does that make? ” “ A hundred years’d be over- egging it, mind, ” said Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What do I know?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What do they stroll about playing, then, in these crowns? ” “ You do n’t know about the theatre? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What do they stroll about playing, then, in these crowns? ” “ You do n’t know about the theatre? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What do we do next? ” Magrat hesitated.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What do you make of it? ” “ He spends all his time around the stage, master.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What had he got himself into?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What happened to the toad? ” “ Please, Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What is he saying? ” Nanny shook her head.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What is it? ” “ It ’s a kind of thumbscrew.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What of the crown? ” The duke shrugged.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What play? ” said Hwel, innocently.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What was he good at?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What was next?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What was that, then? ” demanded Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What would the last King of Ankh have said to a pack of ragged men who knew they were outnumbered, outflanked and outgeneralled?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What ’d happen if we buried it really deeply somewhere? ” “ A badger’d dig it up, ” said Granny wearily.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What ’s a drabe? ” she added.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What ’s happened to his leg? ” He listened some more, and added, in horrified tones, “ And I certainly never did that!
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What ’s he going to do?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What ’s that big wardrobe thing with the spikes? ” The duke was trembling.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What ’s this one? ” “ It ’s a rock, ” chuckled Nanny Ogg.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	What?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Where shall we go next? ” “ Next? ” “ Tonight is young! ” “ No, tonight is dead.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Where shall we go next? ” “ Next? ” “ Tonight is young! ” “ No, tonight is dead.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Where would it all end?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Which eye, anyway?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Who are you to decide what is amusing?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Who are you? ” King Verence stepped forward.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Who knows how a king behaved a thousand years ago?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Who knows where such things come from? ” He stared impassively into Vitoller ’s red face.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Who said they could be in my play? ” The duchess, who was less inclined to deal in rhetorical questions, beckoned to the nearest guard.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s got the baboon hair?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Why am I a ghost?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Why did you shout like that?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Why do n’t I feel angry? ” GLANDS, said Death shortly. ADRENALIN AND SO FORTH.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Why has he done this to me?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Why is he saying I did that? ” The look he gave Nanny was full of pleading.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Why ’s he got a hump on his back?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Will it work? ” “ It ’s got to be worth a try. ” A group of Lancre dignitaries were approaching with the crown on a cushion.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Will tapioca do just as well?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Will you let these witches defy you?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Will you stand idly by and let trouble seed for the future?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Will you watch it change, over the years, become shoddy and mean? ” The king ’s ghost faded.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Without what? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Wo n’t anyone be able to see me? ” OH, THE PSYCHICALLY INCLINED.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Would n’t it be best for everybody, in the circumstances?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Would n’t that buy time?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	Would you like me to repeat it? ” “ It was a good speech, ” the bandit conceded.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	You ca n’t go around messing with fundamental rules. ” “ You ’re not going to help? ” “ Well.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	You could do us all a favour, see?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	You did n’t really, did you? ” “ What the hell ’s that? ” hissed Tomjon.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	You did n’t really, did you? ” “ What the hell ’s that? ” hissed Tomjon.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	You do n’t remember any brothers and sisters, do you? ” “ I do n’t remember anyone!
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	You do n’t want him to go, do you? ” “ I was all for it at first.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	You have n’t been putting ideas in her head, have you? ” “ What do you mean? ” “ You know what I mean. ” Nanny stood up.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	You have n’t been putting ideas in her head, have you? ” “ What do you mean? ” “ You know what I mean. ” Nanny stood up.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	You have n’t seen a cat around here, have you? ” “ Yes.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	You said. ” “ Well? ” “ I drank it, did n’t I, ” said Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	You try and do someone a favour, this is what happens. ” “ How much has he got, then? ” said Tomjon.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	You will furnish us with their addresses. ” “ Addresses, ladyship? ” “ Where they live.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	You ’d know that if you ’d ever — ” “ If I ’d ever what? ” said Granny Weatherwax, quietly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	You ’ll absolutely never break it unless of course you happen to find yourself in the water? ” “ Better than drowning, ” Nanny said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	You ’re evil hags, right? ” “ Yes, Hwel, ” they said meekly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	You ’re in league with them, I suppose? ” “ My lord! ” said the Fool, really shocked.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	You? ” Tomjon explained.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	[ 3]“I imagine she offered you visions of unearthly delight?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	and then they started arguing about my name, and then they said,"Anyway, who shall be king hereafter?"
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	infirm on purpose?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	miss? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	who would have thought he had so much blood in him?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	you need to finance your ambitious programme for the country. ” “ Sorry? ” said the duke, who was getting lost again.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ A bloody good quaff. ” In fact, he thought, why fight it?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ A child on the throne?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ A good actor can be anything, right? ” He could feel the Fool ’s eye boring into the back of his short neck.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ A knife?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ A knocking without a door? ” he said suspiciously.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ A witch? ” “ I wo n’t, ” said the duke.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ A- are you s- sure you listened carefully, sir? ” “ I wo n’t tell you again!
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ About what?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ After all, you never thought being a witch was going to be easy, did you? ” “ I ’m learning, ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Aha, it calls you forth for vengeance, does it? ” said Tomjon in desperation.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ All right, ” he was saying, “ how about The King ’s Brides? ” “ Last year, ” said the voice of Hwel.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Also houses in quite good repair, stone ’s throw from river — ” “ Throw? ” “ Drop, ” Nanny conceded.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ An oven? ” Nanny Ogg had said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ And anything for yourself, sir? ” he added.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ And do you see my archers, on the wails? ” “ I see ‘ em, ” said Granny grimly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ And he so mazed with drink?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ And how will I know what my destiny is? ” said the king, desperately.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ And me with fifteen of my own? ” “ I ’m just saying that we ought to think about it, ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ And now perhaps someone will tell us what this is all about? ” said Granny, turning to the third man.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ And now, ” he said, “ to what do I owe this visit from three such charming ladies? ” In fact he ’d won.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ And that?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ And the child?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ And this kingdom wants a better king, is that it? ” “ No!
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ And where ’s Magrat got to? ” Magrat looked up guiltily.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ And why not?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ And will anyone listen to you, you earwax- coloured little twerp? ” “ This is a witch we have here, ” said the other guard.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ And you, Magrat, make sure the door ’s shut. ” “ What are you going to try? ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ And —? ” “ Well, that was it.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyway, how goes it, sisters?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyway, if people did n’t have children, where would we be? ” “ None of your girls is a witch, ” said Granny, also standing up.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyway, the old king was n’t much of a friend to you, was he?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Apart from these stocks, you mean? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Are n’t you glad to see me? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Are they all right? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you Death, fellow? ” he ventured.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right, sir? ” said the sergeant.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you arguing with me? ” “ No, my lord! ” “ I thought so.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you dead or not? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you from around these parts, young man? ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you loyal, Fool? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you really a witch? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you sure I ca n’t do it myself? ” “ It ’s not done, sire, kings knocking at humble cottage doors.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you sure you ’ll be all right? ” “ If I ’m not, precisely how much help can you be? ” said Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you sure you ’ll be all right? ” “ If I ’m not, precisely how much help can you be? ” said Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you trustworthy? ” “ I swore to follow my lord until death, ” said the Fool hoarsely.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ But can your words change the past? ” The Fool considered this.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ But it would do us no good at all to know it? ” Another nod.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ But our Jason and our Wane went out and tole him we did n’t want to join. ” “ Small man, bald, black cloak? ” said Granny thoughtfully.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ But she taught you all the midwifery and everything? ” “ Oh, yes, that, ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ But we ’re not witches! ” “ Why do you look like them, then?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ But what is he doing?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ But you just said — ” “ Who knows?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ But- ” “ And who knows what witches may achieve? ” said the dwarf.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ By the way, ” he said, “ exactly how does one quaff? ” “ I think it means you spill most of it, ” said Hwel.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I see you again? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Can anyone hear us?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Can no orders of mine be obeyed? ” he screamed.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you do it? ” said Vitoller.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you remember what he said after all those tomorrows?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you tell by the pricking of your thumbs? ” said Magrat earnestly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you tell us why? ” she said, without turning round.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Certainly not. ” “ Where are we, then? ” “ The mountains.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Choke- pear? ” he said desperately.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Comic Washing Up with Two Servants. ” “ Any death- bed scenes? ” said Vitoller hopefully.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Cut what down? ” said Lady Felmet, icily.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Did I hear you say/ come, my lady? ” “ Get these people off, he says! ” Tomjon advanced to the front of the stage.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Did I land on you? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Did anyone see you? ” “ No, everyone was too busy, but — ” Magrat hesitated, and blushed.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Did he keep pets? ” The two witches surfaced from whatever deeper current they had been swimming in.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Did he? ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n’t you want to be anything else? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you feel the world move? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you hear that? ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you hear that? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you hear the sniggering in the crowd? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Do I have to walk around moaning and screaming? ” Death shrugged. DO YOU WANT TO?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Do I have to walk around moaning and screaming? ” Death shrugged. DO YOU WANT TO?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Do I sound like that? ” said Willikins, his face pale.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Do I sound like that? ” “ Yes, ” chorused the company.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t change the subject! ” “ Sorry, my sweet. ” “ What I said was, how could you have been so stupid as to let them get away?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you worry! ” “ You come aboard, d’you hear?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Do the honours, will you? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you all hear me? ” he screamed.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you fear him now? ” said Gumridge.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you mean per cents? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think I ’m fearsome enough? ” he said, as he tried to fix it on again.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think a bit of simple conjuring would frighten me?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think they will? ” she added, nonchalantly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think we should go in? ” said Magrat diffidently.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Does eldritch mean uncomfortable? ” he hissed.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Does oo want to go home, den? ” said the Fool hopefully.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Does the skin of witches turn aside steel? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Done what? ” Magrat hesitated.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Esme! ” “ And I beg you, Granny Weatherwax, to restore my son to the throne. ” “ Restore? ” “ You know what I mean.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Esme? ” said Nanny Ogg, after a while.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Everyone ’s just people. ” “ Can I borrow the crystal? ” said Magrat suddenly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Everyone. ” “ What, every night? ” “ You could order them to, ” said Hwel, without looking up.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Fifteen years? ” said the Mayor of Lancre.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Fool? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Fool? ” “ Marry, sir — ” said the Fool nervously, and gave his hated mandolin a quick strum.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Get out of the way? ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Good. ” “ Were they? ” whispered Nanny Ogg.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Had a row with your young man? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Hallo? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Handy for everywhere. ” “ Everywhere where? ” Nanny gave up.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Has anyone got a light? ” she inquired.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you got any family still working up at the castle? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you really thought about this?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ He tells them what to say. ” “ Do n’t they know? ” “ I think they ’re forgetting, ” said Magrat sourly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ He ’s not a bit of an elf, is he? ” “ Absolutely human, ” said Hwel.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ He ’s not dead! ” “ Are you calling me a liar, my girl? ” snapped Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Here, how did you get out of the castle? ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Here, you ’re not with the theatre? ” “ Tha ’s us, ” said Tomjon.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” The witches looked at one another sheepishly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” said Verence, gloomily.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Hoofbeats? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ How about tonight? ” said the Fool.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ How can we hide something like this?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you know my name? ” Magrat sized up the door.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ How do they make it flicker? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ How do we go about getting breakfast? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ How far away did he say he ’d come from? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ How long have you been here, then? ” Champot reached down and rubbed his nose.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ How long will it really be? ” UNTIL YOU HAVE FULFILLED YOUR DESTINY, I ASSUME.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ How much did we say we were going to pay you? ” said the duchess.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ How much did you steal? ” said Tomjon.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ How much do you owe him? ” said Hwel.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ How should I fight magic? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ How will I do that? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Hwel says what the hell ’s going on? ” he hissed.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Hwel, there ’s no crown. ” “ Hmm? ” said the dwarf, his mind wrestling with ways of building thunder- and- lightning machines.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Hwel? ” said Tomjon desperately.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Hwel? ” “ What ’s up, lad?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Hwel? ” “ What ’s up, lad?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I ca n’t pull you up! ” “ Well, I ca n’t climb up, can I?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I cut my teeth on a set of bells. ” “ I suppose it gets handed on, from father to son? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I do n’t think you meant that, did you?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I expect I ’ll just go and see if Magrat has any clean rags, shall I? ” And now Granny was left alone.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean get down safely! ” “ You ’re a witch, ai n’t you?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, how long will I be a ghost?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, so what?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I never liked heights. ” “ Did you bring something to drink? ” “ Certainly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I reckon they ’re roistering in there, do n’t you? ” said Tomjon.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I said tie their hands, did n’t I? ” he snapped.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I said, did n’t I?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I said, is this not true? ” “ Yes, ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I saw you in the dungeon, did n’t I? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I say?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I say?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I say? ” “ Er.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose you have n’t got any idea where we are? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I think within these four walls we can dispense with that sort of thing. ” “ Who told her?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I thought it was amazing the way all those people became kings and things, did n’t you?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I trust, ” he said, “ that they do pay taxes? ” “ Not, exactly pay taxes, my lord, ” said the chamberlain.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I wished to attract a witch. ” “ I suppose you ’re no good at locks? ” “ I fear they would be beyond my capabilities as yet.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I wonder how many cockerels there are in Lancre? ” she said quietly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I wonder how they get all them kings and lords to come here and do this? ” said Granny, totally unabashed.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I wonder why they all want the job? ” “ Do you take sugar? ” said Magrat, behind her.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I wonder why they all want the job? ” “ Do you take sugar? ” said Magrat, behind her.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I wonder why, then, you did not in fact do this thing that I asked? ” “ Sir? ” “ I expect she said some magic words, did she?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I wonder why, then, you did not in fact do this thing that I asked? ” “ Sir? ” “ I expect she said some magic words, did she?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I wonder why, then, you did not in fact do this thing that I asked? ” “ Sir? ” “ I expect she said some magic words, did she?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ll remember that you did n’t like it. ” “ What ’s that? ” said the duke sharply.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m sorry? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m supposed to grovel on the floor, is that it?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ If I kiss you, ” he added carefully, “ do I turn into a frog? ” Magrat looked down at her feet again.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ In order? ” he shouted.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Indeed. ” “ That was how your family used to run a kingdom, was it?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Is anyone sitting here? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it real roistering, do you suppose, or merely rollicking? ” said Tomjon, grinning.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Is n’t it all for the best?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Is n’t it? ” “ Oh, yes, ” said Granny, “ of course it is.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Is n’t that the old king?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that all? ” he demanded.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that all? ” said the duke.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that you, Mss Magrat? ” said Shawn, raising the flap of mail that covered his eyes.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there a tavern open around here? ” Tomjon joined him at the window, and pointed down the length of the street.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there any more? ” “ I think Gytha finished it, by the sound of it. ” They sat on the fragrant heather and stared up at the moon.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there something in the kingdom that was n’t there before? ” she hazarded.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there something strange at large in the kingdom? ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Is this a dagger I see before me? ” he mumbled.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Is this a dagger I see before me? ” “ Of course it ’s a bloody dagger.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Is this going to take long?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s legal? ” “ Up to a certain point.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s mam! ” “ What ’s happened to her? ” “ He ’s locked her up!
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s no good getting yourself tied down to appointments all the time, is it?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s not true what everyone ’s been saying about our mam, is it, m’m? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s one of them style of things, then, is it? ” “ Goodie Whemper said it held a mirror up to life, ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s salt pork, understand? ” said Hwel sharply.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s the witches, is n’t it? ” he growled, his left cheek beginning to twitch like a landed fish.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Lady? ” “ Can you write a play?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Lady? ” “ Can you write a play?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Let me out of this, will you?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Lock up a witch, would he? ” Granny shouted at the trees.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, just one candle? ” “ All right, ” said Nanny Ogg, relenting a bit.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Looked at him carefully, have you? ” said the old witch.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Ma – Yes, sir. ” “ So you would know all about the native beliefs and so on? ” “ I suppose so, sir.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Magrat, just kick that kindling over here, will you? ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Mrs Vitoller, ” she said eventually, “ may I make so bold as to ask if your union has been blessed with fruit? ” The couple looked blank.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ My worst? ” she said, eventually.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ M’m? ” “ Was there something else? ” Shawn twisted the end of his chain- mail vest out of embarrassment.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ M’m? ” “ Was there something else? ” Shawn twisted the end of his chain- mail vest out of embarrassment.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ No. ” “ Pilliwinks? ” “ That ’s a pretty name.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Not commoners, I trust? ” “ Absolutely not, ” said Granny with considerable firmness as a vision of Vitoller floated across her imagination.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Not where? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Now you realise, eh?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Now, what are you?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh yes? ” shrieked Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Okay? ” “ Well, it ’s bloody freezing down here.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ One what?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ One what? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Only perhaps not just now and not just like this, eh? ” “ Wyrd sisters, indeed! ” Granny yelled.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Or I ’ll report you! ” “ Oh, you ’ll report us, will you? ” said Hron.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Or is it your night off? ” Thundergust ’s brows beetled again like a cockroach convention.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Orgulous? ” said the duke, absently.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Others? ” “"Pray carry a stone out of the palace so ’s I can haunt it, good mother,"he says, ” said Nanny Ogg.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Otherwise it ’ll be the scrubbing brush for you. ” “ You mean stranger than usual? ” “ Get on with it, ” said Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Over Razorback way? ” Nanny looked innocently across the misty landscape.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” “ You have n’t, have you?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” “ You have n’t, have you?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ People expect it. ” “ How soon can you act it? ” “ Stage it, ” corrected Hwel, and added, “ We ’ve tried it out.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ People tolerate them? ” “ Oh, indeed, ” said the chamberlain happily.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Perfect eyesight?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Please excuse me. ” “ What ’s his name? ” said Vitoller.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Plus a bit of brown eyeshadow. ” “ Eh? ” “ And a couple of hankies in the vest, ” he added.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Quite comfortable, are we? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Remember the old days?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Remember what happened last time, foolish man? ” “ We left two of them loose, ” said the duke.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Say again? ” NO PREMONITIONS?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Say again? ” NO PREMONITIONS?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ See all those tavern signs? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ See who it was? ” “ The Fool, I think. ” There was a thoughtful pause.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ See? ” she said to the world in general in a strangely satisfied voice.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ She does go on, does n’t she? ” she said conversationally, as the duchess collapsed.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ She offered me a bun. ” “ A bun? ” “ Yes, sir.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ She ’s a witch, is n’t she? ” said one of them, tentatively.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Sir? ” “ I mean, it is possible I may have confused you.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Sir? ” “ I ’m not sure I made your orders clear, sergeant, ” said the duke, in snake tones.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Smouldering Boot of Punishment? ” said the king.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ So that ’s being a king for you, is it? ” she said softly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ So that ’s witches ’ magic, is it? ” said the guard.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ So we can tell this Fool that we ’ll do it, can we? ” said Vitoller, his hand on the bag of silver.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ So, ” she said, “ and it comes to this, does it? ” “ You do n’t frighten me, wyrd sisters, ” said the duchess.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Something big behind all this? ” Granny hesitated, and then nodded.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Something the matter? ” said Tomjon.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Something wrong with your eye, Esme? ” she hazarded.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry? ” Granny turned.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Sort of an"urk"noise? ” “ No. ” Granny spun around.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Still they defy you? ” The duke shrugged.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Take it or leave it, okay?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Tell me, Fool, does it always rain here? ” “ Marry, nuncle — ” “ Just answer the question, ” said Lord Felmet, with iron patience.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ That gave me a clue. ” “ Does it bother you?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ That what? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s him, is n’t it?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s modern witchcraft for you, is it? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s nature ’s way, ai n’t it?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s nice, is n’t it?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ The child?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ The meadow, okay?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ The other witches being those two old ladies? ” he said, relapsing into his usual gloom.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ The whole of Lancre? ” said Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Then what will you do? ” “ Wait. ” “ Wait? ” “ Wait, and consider.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Then what will you do? ” “ Wait. ” “ Wait? ” “ Wait, and consider.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ There is nothing new in the kingdom, ” said the demon, “ but the land has woken up. ” “ What do you mean? ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ There would n’t be any mustard, would there? ” “ No, ” said Hwel sullenly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’s not going to be any trouble, is there? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’s something else here, is n’t there? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ They did n’t do anything, did they? ” “ Never laid a finger on me, ” said Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ They really are brothers, are n’t they? ” “ Oh yes, ” said Gytha Ogg.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ They said you were a witch, are you really?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ They ’ve mugged a clown! ” “"Theft Licence"? ” said Tomjon, holding the card up to the light.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ This is it? ” said Tomjon.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ This is more ceremonial. ” “ You mean unreal? ” “ Yes, ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ This is n’t some kind of Zen, is it? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Three gifts, eh? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ To fetch our Jason and our Wane and our Darron and our — ” “ Wait a moment. ” “ Oh, Mss Magrat, suppose they try to torture her?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ To rob someone? ” “ We ’ll give him a chitty, of course, ” said Boggis.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Tomorrow night, then? ” the Fool persisted.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Um, I say?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Um? ” said the duke.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Us? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Very athletic, was n’t he?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Walnut? ” “ No, thank you, ” said King Verence, waving a spectral hand.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Want one? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Was he? ” he said, pointing.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Was that one of them wossname questions? ” “ I was just wondering. ” Nanny Ogg sat back.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Was ’ the nex ’ wor ’? ” “ S’gold.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ We are lost, are n’t we? ” said Tomjon, after a while.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ We do n’t, do we? ” said Granny, calmly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ We ’d never hear the last of it. ” “ Why do n’t we just change the words? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ We ’ll just take any loose change, valuables, food and clothing you might be having. ” “ Could I say something? ” said Tomjon.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ We ’re going to curse people? ” he ventured.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Well then, ” said the duke, “ if I ’m not dead, why are you here? ” He jumped up on to the wall and flapped his sheet.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, how can I find out? ” THESE THINGS GENERALLY BECOME APPARENT, I UNDERSTAND, said Death, and swung himself into the saddle.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, how was I to know?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Well- designed streets, you ’ll notice. ” “ Streets? ” said Tomjon.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Well?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” it said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” she demanded.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Were n’t you supposed to be rescuing someone? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What about them? ” Granny Weatherwax had done many unusual things in her time, and it took a lot to make her refuse a challenge.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What about you, Magrat? ” “ There always seems to be such a lot to do at this time of year, do n’t you find? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What about you, Magrat? ” “ There always seems to be such a lot to do at this time of year, do n’t you find? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you hanging around here for? ” he yelled.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you talking about? ” said Magrat suspiciously.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What can I do about it?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you say? ” The duke pulled himself upright, brushed some of the dust off his clothes, and looked Granny full in the face.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you say? ” “ I saw it all, ” said the Fool, simply.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What do I do next? ” “ I do n’t know.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you call them things, there ’s always a hundred of them in anything? ” Magrat looked bewildered.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean? ” “ You know, Nanny. ” “ It ’s not proper meddling, ” said Nanny awkwardly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think you ’re doing? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think? ” Granny shook her head.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you want? ” Her voice bounced and echoed among the rocks.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What does that matter? ” she roared.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What else is there? ” said the Fool.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened to that toad you had? ” “ It wandered off, ” muttered Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What have trees got to do with it? ” “ Well.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What have we here, and do they have any money? ” “ We ’re actors, ” said Tomjon.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What have you done to her? ” said Magrat, the first to dare to speak.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What have you got on your lap? ” “ It ’s my familiar, ” she said defensively.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” “ Salt pork. ” She shook her head.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What kind of a theatre? ” “ They did n’t say.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What kind of kingdom will he have to come back to?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What kind of people? ” said the king.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What now, sarge? ” “ We – we spread out, ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What river? ” said Hwel.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What the hell you doing? ” roared Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What the hell ’s going on? ” she said carefully.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What things? ” “ Do n’t like to say, m’m. ” “ What things? ” Shawn considered his next move.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What things? ” “ Do n’t like to say, m’m. ” “ What things? ” Shawn considered his next move.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What was it you said? ” “ Sugar in your tea? ” “ Three spoons, ” said Granny promptly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What was it you said? ” “ Sugar in your tea? ” “ Three spoons, ” said Granny promptly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What was that? ” said Tomjon.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’d he go and kill him for, then? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’d we want to join an oven for? ” “ She means a coven, Gytha, ” Granny Weatherwax had explained.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re we going to give him, then? ” said Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s Gytha doing? ” “ She ’s giving the baby a wash in the sink, ” said Magrat vaguely.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s a Zen? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s a gentle, anyway? ” “ Type of maggot, ” said Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s all this about a play? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s going on now? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s happening now? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s happening? ” he hissed.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s he on about now? ” she demanded.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s he saying? ” said the dwarf to the company at, for want of a better word, large.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s his name, do you happen to know? ” “ He ’s just called Fool, ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that big bed thing over there? ” “ The rack, ” said the king, and explained its use.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that smell? ” she snapped.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the good of asking if you ’re not going to listen? ” She leaned towards the empty seat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the time? ” “ It ’s after midnight, ” said Hwel.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s this? ” he said to Magrat ’s pale face.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s this? ” said Tomjon.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s this? ” said Vitoller.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s to be afraid of? ” she managed.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What, him? ” “ Who, me? ” “ Ridiculous, ” said the duchess.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What, him? ” “ Who, me? ” “ Ridiculous, ” said the duchess.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What- are- you? ” he screamed.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” Verence barked.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” he said muzzily.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Granny, who was thinking again.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said the bandit.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said the duchess.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said the duchess.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said the guard.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ I said, I ’ll now call upon the respected Granny Weatherwax to say a few words, ha ha, ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ I said, does eldritch mean uncomfortable? ” “ Eh?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ I said, does eldritch mean uncomfortable? ” “ Eh?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ I said, does eldritch mean uncomfortable? ” “ Eh?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ It means"lack of success". ” They flew in chilly silence for several seconds.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Whatever happened to not meddling? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Whatever happened to the rule about not meddling in politics? ” said Magrat, watching her retreating back.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ When shall we three meet again? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ When ’s this play going to be, then? ” she said, moving closer.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ When? ” “ Whenever! ” Hwel pinched the bridge of his nose and squinted wearily at the wax- spattered paper.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are the witches? ” “ The chamberlain would appear to be right, beloved.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Where did that scream come from? ” she said, without taking her eyes off the guard.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Where were you when the vowels were handed out?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s Gytha? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s Nanny? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s your fishing rod, lawn ornament? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s your little pointy hat, then? ” said the bearded man.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Where? ” said Tomjon.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Whereas what? ” “ Eh? ” “ Are n’t you even listening? ” “ I knew it was wrong when I wrote it, I knew it was the wrong way round.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Whereas what? ” “ Eh? ” “ Are n’t you even listening? ” “ I knew it was wrong when I wrote it, I knew it was the wrong way round.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Whereas what? ” “ Eh? ” “ Are n’t you even listening? ” “ I knew it was wrong when I wrote it, I knew it was the wrong way round.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Which one are you using at present? ” said Verence, with a shade more deference.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Which one of you is the duke? ” Felmet stared pink- eyed up at her from his half- crouch in the corner.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Which stairs? ” “ Any stairs, ” said the Fool, who was beginning to sweat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are you? ” she shouted.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who designed it? ” “ A daft old chap in the Street of Cunning Artificers, ” said Vitoller.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who did you have in mind? ” he said sarcastically.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who do? ” said Verence, mystified.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who dost knock without? ” he growled.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who from? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who indeed. ” WHAT?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who knows, now?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who was Black Aliss?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who will know? ” Gumridge waved a hand towards the audience.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’d have thought it? ” she said aloud.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’re you? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’re you? ” said Granny, bluntly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’re you? ” “ Verence, King of Lancre, ” said the ghost, and bowed.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s a good boy, den? ” said the Fool.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s gone mad?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s he? ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s the fellow in the tights? ” “ He ’s the Prologue, ” said Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Whose mother? ” it said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Why is n’t anyone doing anything about it?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’re all them kings and people up there? ” “ It ’s a banquet, see, ” said Nanny Ogg authoritatively.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’s he saying all this about me? ” he pleaded.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Why, nuncle — ” “ And I am not your nuncle. ” “ N’aunt? ” said the Fool.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Why, sirrah, ” he quavered, “ why may a caudled fillhorse be deemed the brother to a hiren candle in the night? ” The duke frowned.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” “ None of them would have believed me if you had n’t spoken up. ” “ Only because we was asked, ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Will there be a comet? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Will you excuse us a moment? ” he said to the frantic thief, and dragged Tomjon to the other side of the alley.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Wisdom, do you think? ” “ That ’s something he ’ll have to learn for himself, ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Witches? ” said Lord Felmet.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Without what? ” said the Fool.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Without?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Wizards?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Would anyone care for a scone? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Would n’t it be rather uncomfortable? ” “ He ’ll thank us when he grows up, you mark my words, ” said Nanny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Would you care to share our lunch, good mo – old wo – ma’am? ” Granny looked doubtful.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Would you like an apple? ” “ No, thanks.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, but what are you going to do? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, it probably is. ” “ When are we going to do the play? ” “ I do n’t know.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, my dear? ” “ What is the meaning of all this? ” she demanded.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, my dear? ” “ What is the meaning of all this? ” she demanded.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes. ” “ Fifteen years into the future? ” “ Yes. ” Nanny looked at Granny ’s broomstick.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes. ” “ What about pledges of eternal allegiance? ” “ What about them?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes. ” “ What about pledges of eternal allegiance? ” “ What about them?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” said Granny, encouragingly.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” she quavered.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You ai n’t going to try that, are you? ” “ I mean to have a go. ” “ Bloody hell, ” said Nanny again, very quietly, and added.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You always put that in plays. ” “ Alarums and what? ” said Nanny Ogg, who had n’t been listening.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You are witches? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You can feel it, can you? ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You can see me? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You come from these parts, do n’t you? ” said the duke.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You did tell the truth, did n’t you? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t mean people, do you? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You felt it too? ” she said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You said that, did you? ” “ Yes! ” “ You ’ve gone a long way too far, ” said Granny.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You see? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You sure you did n’t use them when you were alive? ” “ Absolutely, Nanny, ” said the ghost.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You two are with a theatre? ” said the Fool, now almost sober.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You will not help? ” Granny looked wretched.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You wo n’t let on, will you? ” it implored.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You would n’t mind banishing me, would you? ” said the demon, when no- one seemed to be taking the hint.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You would prefer the duchess ’s approach? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ll do it then, will you? ” said Vitoller.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re a dwarf, are n’t you? ” Hwel did n’t feel he could deny this.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re bent on going? ” said Vitoller, at last.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re going to beg for mercy, are you? ” said the bandit.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re not a witch, are you? ” he said, fumbling awkwardly with his pike.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re – you ’re not going to force me to go back, are you? ” he said.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve been a Fool long? ” said Magrat, politely.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve been here all the time? ” “ Just a few minutes. ” Granny glanced at the door.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve been thinking about this, have you? ” “ Yes. ” “ See here, Esme.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve got to come down, right?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve got to think headology, see?
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You? ” “ You! ” “ What are you doing here? ” “ Marry, I was walking along the ground, ” said the Fool.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ You? ” “ You! ” “ What are you doing here? ” “ Marry, I was walking along the ground, ” said the Fool.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ — give these things careful consideration. ” “ You do n’t know what to do, do you? ” said Magrat.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	“ “ And? ” “ They said the king should maintain his own peace, sir.
Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett	” “ Marry, that you were not there at the time? ” said the Fool, brightly.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	A grey one, but nevertheless … Oh, where are my manners?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	A kind, alas, who would say something as innocent as, let ’s give it a try, it ca n’t hurt, surely?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	A knighthood?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	A spoon does n’t want you to say please and thank you, does it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	A young lady formerly employed at the Pink PussyCat, and very highly thought of there, I believe. ’ ‘ Does he?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Admittedly he had put a certain amount of shine on the episode; surely that was what shine was for?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	After a while, and out of sheer curiosity, Drumknott said, ‘ What happened this time, my lord?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	After all the things they ’ve done?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	After all, a simple “ Do you mind coming with us, sir? ” would have done the trick.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	After all, he thought, we ’re all dwarfs together, are we not?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	After all, he was, was he not, the Low King, the Low King of all the dwarfs?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	After all, they all had stone weapons, did n’t they?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	After all, they say, goblins and trolls are minding their own business, so why not the dwarfs? ’ ‘ No more news of Ardent? ’ asked the King.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	After all, they say, goblins and trolls are minding their own business, so why not the dwarfs? ’ ‘ No more news of Ardent? ’ asked the King.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	After all, what grag would hand over gold to an Ankh- Morpork dwarf?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	After all, what is that compared to dealing with Ankh- Morpork with its myriad demanding problems every day?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	After all, who does n’t like to have a place close to their work?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	After all, who would deal with such as us in a world of new choices?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	After all, you are the man who gets things done. ’ ‘ What ’s the hurry, sir?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Agreed?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Ai n’t she champion? ’ Dick said happily.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Ai n’t that so, Mister Thunderbolt? ’ The air seemed to glitter as the troll stood up, shimmering as he spoke.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Always worth thinking about, do n’t you agree, Drumknott? ’ ‘ Damage to property, ’ said Drumknott speculatively.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Amid press headlines claiming SIMNEL SYSTEM FAILS and ARE PASSENGER LIVES AT RISK?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And Harry and I have added some embellishments of our own. ’ ‘ So who was on that coach, commander? ’ Moist asked.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And I must point out that I do n’t need to enjoy myself. ’ ‘ Well, do so for my sake, will you, please?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And I ’m wondering, sir, why you ’re carrying it on this train? ’ Vimes turned to the other dwarf, presently chained to Sergeant Detritus.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And Moist, for some reason, could n’t help himself from saying, ‘ Well spotted, young man, and you know what?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And Nobby said, ‘ It ’s a nice feeling, is n’t it, sarge?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And after all, if you ’re going to run a special train the locomotive should be special … ‘ You know what, Harry? ’ said Moist.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And all that anyone can say now is: What next?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And are you sure that only one of your people was hurt? ’ ‘ Two goblins, captain, but they bounce well.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And going where?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And have any other engineers evaluated your findings?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And he did n’t, did he?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And he thought, well, is n’t it nice to be wanted?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And how can I get some of it? ’ ‘ I do n’t know, Harry, it ’s just me being normal.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And how is Mister Slightly Damp? ’ ‘ Moist is fine, my friend, and surely you know my husband does n’t like the name you goblins have given him.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And if you ’d allow us to lay down her rails, sir, we can really show you what she can do. ’ ‘ Rails? ’ ‘ Aye, sir.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And may I beg your pardon for not enquiring earlier?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And oh, it ’s your son ’s birthday, is n’t it? ’ ‘ Yes, tomorrow! ’ A heavy gold coin dropped into the man ’s hand.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And on that day Nobby Nobbs will be a shining hero! ’ And that was all it took?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And our Emily tells me that the Quirmian for “ railway ” means “ card game ” so that would be right up your ruelle, yes?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And she moved reet wonderfully, did n’t she, gentlemen?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And so he confronted Mr Simnel, saying, ‘ Surely we can afford to slacken pace a little and let you and your lads get your heads down for a bit?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And the dwarfs?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And the things they ’ve caused to be done?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And up to a point, and amazingly, it had worked and that was Ankh- Morpork, was n’t it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And which would be better?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And who can say that ai n’t beautiful, Mister Lipwig?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And who ever would have thought their eyesight was so discerning?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And why risk it when his own features were so unmemorable that no one recalled their shape in any case?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And why?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And with long enough, er, rails, you could get to all the other cities?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And yet how could she reward them for the increased efficiency?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And you know what?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And you know what?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And you know why?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And, more important, where did he go?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	And, of course, you ’re still in the same house?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Apropos of that, Mister Lipwig, how is the railway progressing?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Are you game, sir?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Are you one of them reporters?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Are you saying Iron Girder knows who her friends are?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	As he came up to the King, Moist whispered, ‘ Excellent … Where did you get that stink?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	As he supped the tea his wife puffed up his pillows and said, ‘ Come on, then, tell me, how did it go?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	At last Dick said hesitantly, ‘ Mister Lipwig, you know that girl with the long blonde hair and pretty smile who sometimes comes into the compound?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Best, I say, to deal with bogeys today, right?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	But I told them, I never had indentures, never ’ ad a master, because, d’you know for why?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	But could she really make a difference, Simnel ’s little experiment, more used to giving children rides around the yard?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	But how did you make certain that the person who made certain actually did these things?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	But in what world could that ever happen when you ’re dealing with grags?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	But is n’t that just the world in a nutshell? ’ Vetinari turned to Simnel.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	But tell me: where do you think will be the destination of the first commercial train?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	But the Low King is elected, is n’t he?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	But they failed to report at Big Cabbage or earlier as the train passed through Cranbury. ’ ‘ Are you certain? ’ The acolyte jumped.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	But they would n’t be the sticks for long, would they?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	But what do you think? ’ ‘ Ee, I know what you mean.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	But what would Of the Twilight the Darkness do if he just ran away?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	But who lived there and what did they do, Moist wondered?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t get anywhere without quaderatics, can you?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t they get up off their fat backsides and help their city? ’ ‘ Yes, Mister Lipwig, and you know and I know it will rebound on us.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Can it be I ’ ave the ’ onour to address Sir ’ arry King in person?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Can it really?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Can you believe it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Can you feel it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Can you imagine how quickly strawberries turn into little balls of mush in the heat?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Can you work metal an ’ all?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Captain Angua, the most notable werewolf in the Watch, said, ‘ Oh my, they ’ve certainly made a mess, have n’t they?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Coffee? ’ Harry waved at a clerk, who bustled away swiftly, and then ushered Moist and Thunderbolt up to his office overlooking the compound.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Come on, help me now. ’ ‘ I ca n’t remember. ’ ‘ And they did what?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Come to see her for the last time before we head back to the city, have you?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Come to the point, if such a thing exists, please?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Could do dat, ’ the troll said, adding a hopeful ‘ Please? ’ ‘ A stoker? ’ Billy guessed.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Could do dat, ’ the troll said, adding a hopeful ‘ Please? ’ ‘ A stoker? ’ Billy guessed.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Could you bring your pet swamp dragon if it sat on your knee?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Could you go and talk to the driver?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Could you please send a clacks to Lord Vetinari and a copy to Diamond King of Trolls?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Der commander knows you, and his lady. ’ ‘ Ah, so I ’m lining up to get on the train, then? ’ said the dwarf.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t I mention that we ’re tinkers as well?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Did they actually think?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Did you? ’ ‘ You know, I have absolutely no idea.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you find that vorryink?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you think the trolls consider themselves diminished too?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Do we have an understanding?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Do we have an understanding?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Do you drink wine? ’ The goblin hesitated.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Do you not believe that I could throw coal into the fire box?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Do you think I do n’t read?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand me, Mister Nesmith?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand this?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand, Mister Lipwig? ’ The Patrician stared at Moist, who said, ‘ Yes, I understand.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Do you want to be a part of it? ’ Moist opened his mouth to speak.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Does anyone else want a train ride?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Does he have a particular expertise in immorality? ’ ‘ The one at Loose Chippings, my lord?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Does he have a particular expertise in immorality? ’ ‘ The one at Loose Chippings, my lord?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Does n’t he look like a goblin to you? ’ But jobs got things going, got people going, and raised their self- esteem.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Does this thought frighten anybody?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Dwarfish?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Dwarfs, we keep insisting, must be seen to be male – and what does it say about a species if they ca n’t look their own mothers in the face?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	D’you think I ’m going to try anything? ’ Harry King guffawed.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Effie says it ’s knoblyess obligay, but just because I ’ve got a lot of knobs I do n’t have to accept it, right?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Every day when I come into work there ’re the train spotters, always there, and now they ’ve got little sheds of their own … Have you noticed?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Go on, lads, but no goblins get hurt, okay? ’ Moist took a careful step backwards and watched.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Goblins not ever brave?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Goblins not ever learn?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Goblins took pots seriously now, they sparkled, even at night, but what happens next?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Got it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Greasy tears flowed out of his eyes and he said, ‘ Anyone hurt, sir?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Hang on, Moist thought, her shape has changed, has n’t it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Harry King said, ‘ Well, gents, is this iron horse not amazing?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Harry flourished a bow tie at Moist and said, ‘ I hate these damn things, I mean, what ’s the point? ’ He growled.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Has that ever happened to you? ’ ‘ No, madam, I quite like the rhythm of the railway, ’ said Moist.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Has your sliding rule allowed you to come to an arrangement with Miss Emily? ’ Simnel blushed.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Have I made my message clear? ’ Damp and scared, Edith managed a weak, ‘ Yes, sir. ’ And Moist recognized true contrition.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Have you any family? ’ ‘ Yes, your worship.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	He always likes to be consulted, it makes him feel important. ’ His lordship smiled and said, ‘ Amazing, how do we think up these things?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	He blankly registered a … substantial … gentleman in front of him saying, ‘ Mister Lipwig?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	He corrected himself; what strange mechanics could have achieved this?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	He could outrun any dwarf, make it back to the chateau … but could he outrun a goblin …?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	He had apparently one night driven Emily around the compound by starlight and that had to mean something, did n’t it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	He had to manoeuvre to get out of the way of crates of chickens and he thought, why are there always crates of chickens?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	He has always been a most understanding ally. ’ ‘ And the other … thing? ’ ‘ The other thing is satisfactory, ’ said the King.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	He looked around sharply and said, ‘ Dere any grags here?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	He looks a little hot. ’ ‘ I have to ask, sir … Why does it have to be done like this? ’ Vetinari smiled.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	He realized that the dwarf reminded him of something … oh dear, what was its name?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	He said: ‘ What ’s your name, young goblin?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	He thinks you ’re doing it on purpose. ’ ‘ You want that we stop doing it? ’ ‘ Oh, no!
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	He thought, how many lives had been saved by the clacks, and not just lives: marriages and reputations and possibly thrones?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	He took a deep breath and said, ‘ What happened to the bodies, Mister Forefather? ’ ‘ Oh, yes, sir.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	He walked gingerly over to Dick Simnel and said, hoarsely, ‘ Could we do that again, please? ’ Moist watched the Patrician ’s face.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	His death, alas, was self- inflicted. ’ ‘ And what about Mister Simnel senior? ’ said Hardwick.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	His name is Mister Thunderbolt, got the letters after his name and everything, ai n’t you, Thunderbolt? ’ Lawyer!
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How are your loggysticks going? ’ ‘ Copacetic, sire.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How can a girl look her best inside an hour? ’ ‘ Come on, Duchess, ’ said Harry.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How can you explain that?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How certain are you that all your fellow travellers are stalwart?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How certain are you?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How could they mean anything when you ’ve spent your life sweating down in the mines?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How could you be the Low King in a realm where even the factions had factions and those factions had microscopic factions?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How did it go? ’ ‘ Pretty well.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How do you fancy Flash? ’ Reflectively the horse said, ‘ I ’ve never had a name before.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How do you feel?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How do you think that happened, Dick?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How does one do business with people like this?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How easily do we break our oaths these days? ’ ‘ I never signed, ’ said Ardent.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How far has the news got around? ’ ‘ Hardly at all, my lady.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How good is your stomach, young man?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How long had he been in here now?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How long would it be before they were no longer goblins and left behind everything that was goblin, even their pots?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How many bosses had had to go all around the workplace telling people they really had to stop working now and go home?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How many clacks towers have come back out of the ground like mushrooms?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How would nice Miss Adora Belle Dearheart do, if no goblins on clacks?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	How? ’ Adora Belle laughed.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I believe all of you will have heard of Queen Ynci of Lancre, yes?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I hear a lot of complaints that it is taking work from us dwarfs, but why is that?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I imagine you have n’t had time to look at your newspaper today?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I know a gentleman when I see one. ’ ‘ Moist von Lipwig at your service, ma’am. ’ ‘ Oh – are you the Mister Lipwig?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I look forward to seeing you at the compound tomorrow. ’ Harry and Dick were silent in the coach until Dick said, ‘ Were n’t he nice?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I must insist you have another brandy – it ’s such a cold day, is it not?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I rather think that Effie King would approve that. ’ ‘ Excellent idea as always, sir. ’ ‘ And what do we have here?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I see none of your fingernails are torn and you can talk well in a fancy way, but what is it you ’ve made?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I spit me of him! ’ The Marquis topped up Moist ’s glass and said, ‘ A dwarf?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I was there, incognito, and I recognized a few of you, quite possibly purchasing for use in the privacy of your own home?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I were invited along to t’Guild of Cunning Artificers last week, to see Mister Pony, and do you know what?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I wonder, have you thought about what the people on board will eat?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I would rather see them humiliated than dead. ’ Bashfullsson said, ‘ Really?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll consider that tuppence ha’penny down the drain. ’ ‘ So may I ask what is your business on the railway? ’ ‘ None, really.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll go and see what ’s happening. ’ There was a drill for this, he knew, and where was the King?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll send a clacks to Sir Harry about remuneration. ’ ‘ What ’s remuneration? ’ said the little tinker.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I ’m very lucky and I have the knack of finding friends easily. ’ ‘ But probably not with those delvers, eh? ’ said the King.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve cooked you a lovely rat – nice and tender – so why not eat it up and get out into the sunshine?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	If that ’s Iron Girder, ’ he said, pointing at the shimmering apparition, ‘ surely she ’s grown? ’ ‘ It is Iron Girder, ’ said Moist.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	If they ’re lobsters, your lads will be known as garçons. ’ ‘ What? ’ ‘ Garçons.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	If you cut me, do I not bleed?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Indeed, what kind of vampire would live in a castle that did n’t creak and groan on cue?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Industrial espionage?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Is he doing well?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Is it a disease?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Is it like a privy? ’ ‘ Yes, ’ the Marquis laughed, ‘ I suppose it is in this instance!
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Is it your intention to share your knowledge with others trying to build their own engines?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that nice?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t this what we ’re after?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Is something amusing? ’ ‘ Many bandits? ’ ‘ A considerable amount.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Is something amusing? ’ ‘ Many bandits? ’ ‘ A considerable amount.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Is something wrong? ’ The Marquis suddenly looked preoccupied.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Is that the case, boyo? ’ The King looked at Moist with a stern glare, almost as if daring him to utter what he was thinking.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Is that to be the legacy of the dwarfs? ’ He stopped.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Is that what you ’ve been doin’ in the barn?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Is there a spotter ’s guide or does one, as it were, cancel out the other? ’ ‘ Moist von Lipwig, you are rascally drunk.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Is there something in the word “ tyrant ” you do not understand? ’ In desperation Moist said, ‘ We do n’t have enough workers, sir!
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Is your clacks still vorking? ’ ‘ Oh yes, m’lady, but something seems to have happened up the line.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	It beggars all reason, does n’t it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	It should be easy enough to turn one over on the rails. ’ ‘ Oh yeah?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	It takes well over two weeks by coach and that ’s if you do n’t get hijacked, but who was going to try to hijack an armoured train?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	It was a miracle that you were there, was n’t it? ’ And so the dance began.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	It ’s Mister Simnel, is n’t it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	It ’s about the explosion, is n’t it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	It ’s all about the locomotion, yes? ’ ‘ Of course, Mustrum – is there anything else to talk about?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	It ’s all about the locomotion, yes? ’ ‘ Of course, Mustrum – is there anything else to talk about?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	It ’s gone quiet, has n’t it, sir?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	It ’s like a boudoir in there! ’ ‘ I suppose the, er, waste can be dropped straight down on to the tracks, eh, Harry? ’ Harry looked shocked.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Know how it is, yess?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Lady King said this herself and who was going to argue with the Duchess?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	May I offer you some refreshment? ’ ‘ ’ scuse me, sir, but what d’you want done with this lot? ’ said the toolbox- holding associate.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	May I offer you some refreshment? ’ ‘ ’ scuse me, sir, but what d’you want done with this lot? ’ said the toolbox- holding associate.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	May we be of assistance? ’ ‘ Gnomes! ’ said the King at Moist ’s side.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Maybe she ’s a new one just out of the yard? ’ ‘ Er … yes … I suppose so … ’ spluttered the wretched dwarf.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Me?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Me?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Mister Lipwig the railwayman?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Moist laughed and said, ‘ Why not, Harry?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Moist thought, well it was a mechanism, that ’s what it was, was n’t it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	No dwarf man enough to challenge me? ’ Several eyes turned to Albrechtson, who looked thoughtful but did not move.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	No more towers down or idiots trying to destroy the railway?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	No, it could n’t have happened like that – could it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	No?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Not dead?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Now he looked around and demanded, ‘ Where is Ardent?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Now, if I am to get to Uberwald with all due speed, we should be leaving very soon, yes? ’ ‘ Soon, your majesty, ’ Vimes agreed.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Now, where do you live, young lady?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Of course everybody said, Well, goblins, what can you expect?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Of course, you do n’t know anything about this, okay? ’ Adora Belle ’s face went delightfully blank.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	One of them asked me the other day if he could be a surveyor and I was just opening my mouth to say no when I thought, why not?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Or will goblins become, well, just another kind of human?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Out in the fresh air?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Over the noise he shouted, ‘ What did you say this thing is called, my lad? ’ ‘ Iron Girder, sir.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Over the uproar the Queen said, ‘ And is there anyone here now who doubts that I am the Queen by right?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Please let me introduce myself: Dopey Docson at your service, madam, and may I say you speak extremely good dwarfish? ’ Crackle looked around.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Please?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Plucky goblin sidekick just bring up the rear. ’ ‘ Really?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Politics?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Rather speedier than last time, yes?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Remember your old granddad telling you about going to fight the trolls in Koom Valley, yes?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Round and round they go, happy as you like, you must agree?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Safe and comfortable? ’ The Low King hesitated for a moment.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Same time tomorrow? ’ The handshake fulfilled, the goblin disappeared into a hole that even a rat might find difficult to get into.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Say it with goblins, as you might say. ’ ‘ How many are there, do you think? ’ she enquired.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Scouting?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	See?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Shall we go and have a look?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Shall we go somewhere a bit more private?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Shall we go up there?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	She opened the lid of her casket and said, ‘ Vhat ’s this all about?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	She said, ‘ There ’s a landslide, mister. ’ ‘ Where? ’ ‘ Round the next bend, sir, ’ gasped the girl.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Since our project is very heavy when it comes to metals, we could perhaps do business?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	So I have to ask you, how soon can we have a locomotive run all the way there?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	So what if a king changes?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	So worrying was stupid, was n’t it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	So you ’d know the top speed of a Flyer, then, would you?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Some kind of syndrome? ’ Moist put on his meek face as only husbands and puppies can do and said, ‘ Would you like me to stop?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Some kind of syndrome? ’ Moist put on his meek face as only husbands and puppies can do and said, ‘ Would you like me to stop?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Some might ask what was the point?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Somebody said, ‘ You mean killing people? ’ ‘ Well, you know, you have to make a stand.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Something to do with you, Mister Lipwig?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Steaming molehill?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Still, no harms done. ’ ‘ No harm done? ’ Moist wailed.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Sure you do n’t fancy being a train driver? ’ ‘ No, not really.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Surely not?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Surely that could be arranged? ’ Moist held his breath.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Surely the steam engine can not happen before it is steam- engine time?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Surely you are aware? ’ Lord Vetinari, his robe fluttering behind him like a banner, was already halfway to the door.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Take from me, Mister Sopping, that drink just open up what ’s there already. ’ ‘ And what was here, may I ask? ’ ‘ Rage, Mister Dripping.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Taking the long haul to Zemphis, are we? ’ The dwarf nodded and said simply, ‘ Yes. ’ ‘ Did you see which engine we ’ve got? ’ said Moist.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Taking the long haul to Zemphis, are we? ’ The dwarf nodded and said simply, ‘ Yes. ’ ‘ Did you see which engine we ’ve got? ’ said Moist.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Teck- ology? ’ She looked at him accusingly, then sighed.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Tell me now, which one was it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	That was an official reprimand, you understand, Mister Lipwig?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	That ’s discrimination. ’ ‘ No, that ’s because silly buggers have been chopping up clacks towers, is n’t it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	That ’s impossible! ’ ‘ Really? ’ said the Patrician.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	The Blackboard Monitor? ’ ‘ Yes, it was him all right.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	The King ’s eyes scouted the room and he continued, ‘ And Lord Vetinari … will be joining us?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	The Queen licked a finger and riffled through the pages, looked down and said, ‘ Really?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	The air in the corridors thickened, and the unspoken question was who would be the first to sting?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	The balance of the world could be at stake. ’ ‘ Er … with all due respect, my lord, why? ’ Vetinari frowned.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	The city does. ’ ‘ Does that mean I ca n’t sack you? ’ ‘ I ’m afraid so, Harry. ’ Harry snorted with laughter.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	The engine would be wanting water frequently and is it possible that it could carry enough coal for the whole journey?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	The goblins can stay here, ca n’t they?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	The grags again, yes, Havelock?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	The screaming of the rails and the people inside and the explosion that scythes the countryside around when the boiler bursts?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	The understanding that would maintain peace in our time?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	The very word itself paints a picture, do n’t you think?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Then he wondered: had anyone ever thought of themselves as a fangler?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Then his lordship said, ‘ Can it really be possible? ’ And in the squirrel cage of Moist ’s mind, he thought, Can it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Then his lordship said, ‘ Can it really be possible? ’ And in the squirrel cage of Moist ’s mind, he thought, Can it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	There appears to be what one can only call a presence of sorts, a hint, as it were, that life turns up in many different guises, perhaps?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	There was a sound like thunder, but it was only Mr Thunderbolt clearing his throat to say, ‘ Remarkable, is n’t it, Mister Lipwig?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	There ’s nothing to stop you, is there?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	They say “ Why do n’t we have the Scone of Stone in Ankh- Morpork?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	They ’d like that, would n’t they? ’ ‘ Bandit men come back in time.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Think on that, Mister Lipwig. ’ ‘ What about the wizards?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Think you could find them? ’ The watchman saluted with a thud.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Throbbing? ’ Dick smiled nervously.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	To his surprise, Lady Margolotta merely said, ‘ That little veasel?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Tradition?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Trees?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Underground goblin- size railway, yess?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Vimes emerged with a little smile and said, ‘ Plausible deniability, eh, Mister Lipwig?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Vimes looked at Moist and said, ‘ What the hell is that?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Vimes smacked his head and said, ‘ Is that really Iron Girder?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Vould you be so good as to have any messages brought over to me as soon as possible by vun of your goblin couriers, please?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Was it magic of some sort? ’ Simnel blushed and said, ‘ Mister Lipwig, I ’m an engineer.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Was that a glint in Harry ’s eye?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Was there prodding? ’ ‘ No, sir, but — ’ ‘ I am glad to hear it, ’ said his lordship.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	We have factions that bring us down with every flaming tower … Who would trust us after that?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	We need to put down some real ballast before we can let ’ er rip, but she grows on yer, do n’t you think?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	We want people to widen their horizons on the train, of course, but why not day trips?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	We ’re a pair, eh?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	We ’re ’ aving to keep an eye on them, but they seem to understand without being told, can you believe that? ’ And Harry marvelled.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Well, as I say, I am soon to be a mother, so which of you gentlemen would like to try and take my Scone from me? ’ Moist looked around.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What I ’m asking, Mister Simnel, is what is the judgement of your peers? ’ Simnel brightened up.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What about habeas corpus? ’ And the most senior of the guards said, ‘ What about habeas corpus? ’ Moist sighed and pulled on his trousers.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What about habeas corpus? ’ And the most senior of the guards said, ‘ What about habeas corpus? ’ Moist sighed and pulled on his trousers.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What are your orders, Mister Big Man?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What better man to run the Royal Bank of Ankh- Morpork and the Mint than a crook?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What can I do for you? ’ ‘ You could leave us alone, your majesty.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What can you possibly achieve? ’ groaned Moist, who for the rest of his life would always remember the tone of the King ’s voice … ‘ Tomorrow.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What does that mean, smart boy? ’ said Harry.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What good does that do us?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What had been left in?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What had been left out?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What had he forgotten?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What had he missed?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What have you made, built, fretted over?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What have you to say, in front of me and your kin? ’ Ardent was silent.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What is it you are? ’ ‘ Me, Dick?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What is it you are? ’ ‘ Me, Dick?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What is it you ’ve got?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What next? ’ Detritus scratched his head.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What shall we do?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What strange magic —?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What was a dwarf to do?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What was the dwarf doing there?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What was your part in all this?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What will he think about the trustworthiness of dwarfs now?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What would people think of me if I had even a most minute inclination to treat you kindly?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	What you think his lordship will say about that? ’ Moist shrugged.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	When did Mister Lipwig last eat?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Where had he come from?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Who is she?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Who knows what it ’s done to me! ’ ‘ Me? ’ said Of the Twilight the Darkness, trying to look hurt.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d have thought it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s ready for a little ride? ’ Drumknott had not uttered a word, and remained staring at the dribbling engine like a man looking at his doom.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Whoever heard of such a thing?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Why should n’t he?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Why ’ve we stopped and where ’s the rest of the train?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Will you be so good as to share ze joke?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Will you be stopping for the night, our Dick? ’ ‘ Sorry, Mother, no, too much to do.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Will you join us? ’ As Moist sat down, Bashfullsson turned to him as if to an ally.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	With a clatter another train passed them on the up line, but where from?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Wo n’t you join me? ’ The multiple intake of breaths went around the cavern.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Would n’t you say that counts as a little harm? ’ ‘ Was fair fight, Mister Slightly Damp.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Would you damn well tell me how much trouble it ’s going to get us both into?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Yes, Moist thought, moral compass?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	Yes, miss? ’ Moist recognized Sacharissa Cripslock.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You are a friend of his, are n’t you, Mister Lipwig? ’ ‘ Yes, Mrs Simnel, ’ said Moist.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You are, after all, a man who can apparently do anything, the great Mister Lipwig, yes?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You could recognize the trolls as possibly the enemy, but who knew where the traitors were in this chattering throng?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You do n’t, though, do you, Mister Lipwig?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You know how humans are?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You know, all that fiddly stuff that you said you paid other people to get their heads around?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You must know your history?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You must like goblins, then? ’ ‘ Yes, and so does Commander Vimes, captain, ’ Moist snapped.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You never know when useful. ’ Moist looked at what remained of the dwarf fighters and thought, where ’s Mr Chriek when you need him?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You of all people ask me why?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You reckon that with enough money you could make engines larger and more powerful than Iron Girder, right?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You see?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You should have seen the look on his face! ’ ‘ Yes, you are Moist von Lipwig and you are really looking forward to this, are n’t you?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You thought the bunting and fireworks and handshakes and pledges after Koom Valley was signed and sealed was the end of it, yes?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You want to know?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You would n’t question its right to be there, would you? ’ ‘ Certainly not, ’ said Lu- Tze.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You ’re a shaman, are n’t you? ’ The goblin ’s grin was wider.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	You ’re from the city, are n’t you?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ A rickety bridge, a heavy train, a terrifying drop to certain death below, with a pressing deadline and no back- up plan? ’ said Vimes.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ All yours? ’ She laughed.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Am I not beautiful?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ And before you explode, Sir Harry, it is all within the law. ’ ‘ What?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ And how does this “ boiler ” work? ’ ‘ Well, you see, it sends the hot water to the engine, ’ said Nobby hurriedly.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ And if possible can you do owt wi ’ t’water crane? ’ Slam beamed again.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what do we care about the air, or any kind of geist?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ And where do you think you ’re going in a hurry, Mister Ankh- Morpork?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are there snails in it? ’ As they climbed the wide stone steps up to the terrace, the Marquis said, ‘ Regrettably we do n’t include snail.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ As impossible as a train travelling on free air?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ But these days you might say that I ’m tamed and at heel, which means I ’m a very trustworthy scoundrel. ’ ‘ At Vetinari ’s heel?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ But why wo n’t you tell me? ’ ‘ I could, ’ said Moist, ‘ but Lord Vetinari would have me dead. ’ ‘ Eee!
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you imagine a railway accident?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you keep a secret, Mister Lipwig? ’ ‘ Oh, yes, sir.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you speak? ’ he asked, feeling more than faintly ridiculous.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Capital, so you ’ve really got your eye in now, yes?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Come to think of it, where are t’railway folk?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did I hear you right?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did we find any evidence, Drumknott? ’ Drumknott looked at Moist.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do I make my point?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Does that mean I can get back to my day job and see my wife more than once every week or so? ’ ‘ Of course you may, Mister Lipwig!
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Drumknott, ’ he said, ‘ how ’s Charlie ’s Punch and Judy business going these days?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Er, where can I find a lawyer I can trust?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Excuse me, my lord, but did you find any such evidence? ’ Vetinari turned to his secretary.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ey up, mister gnome, do you make them boots?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ For what purpose am I King?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Geoffrey, what do we know about this Mister Stibbings?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hang on, I ’ve seen you before, have n’t I, at the gates of the compound, with your little notebook?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you spent much time on the railway, Mister Drumknott?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ How long would that be? ’ Moist hesitated.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ How was your journey, sire?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ How ’s your vife?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ I assume the grags found you, yes, Mister Lipwig?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ I call her Iron Girder! ’ ‘ But what is it, son? ’ He grinned hugely and said, ‘ It ’s what they call a pro- to- type, Mother.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ I tried to persuade him to let me go with him, but what can you do?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ I wonder what his lordship will say about my lovely list of names?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is n’t it to do with reciprocating motions? ’ he said, with a glint in his eye.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that why, sarge?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ It pretty much goes like clockwork, only bigger and faster. ’ ‘ How ’s it wound up? ’ asked the boy.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s Euphemia, is n’t it? ’ he said.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s been months, has n’t it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Marvellous, ai n’t they?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Maybe a fortnight?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mister Lipwig, are you talking about magic here?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mister Lipwig, you know that great idea you had? ’ Moist hesitated.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mister Lipwig, you know what they say about dwarfs? ’ Moist looked blank.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Moist? ’ Raising the loaded crossbow, Adora Belle continued, ‘ Is this the one with the dodgy hair trigger?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Moist? ’ Raising the loaded crossbow, Adora Belle continued, ‘ Is this the one with the dodgy hair trigger?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mrs Simnel … Is something wrong? ’ She cut him short.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ My interest, ’ continued Lord Vetinari, ‘ lies in ways and means, opportunity, danger and consequences, do you see?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Okay, ’ he said, in the same cheerful tone, ‘ I ’m sorry about the manacles, but we ca n’t have you running away now, can we?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ On his orders?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Perhaps people could even sleep in a suitable carriage, if there was such a thing? ’ he added.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Put them in the oubliette, if you would be so kind, we ’ll fish them out sooner or later. ’ ‘ What ’s an oubliette, sir?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Quite amazing, is n’t it, Mister Lipwig? ’ he said cheerfully through the smoke.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really, is that all? ’ said Vetinari.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Reports?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Right, ’ said the lady, ‘ and then what happens? ’ ‘ And then all the hot water goes into the wheels. ’ The elder boy looked sceptical.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ She did, did she? ’ said the King.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ So we ’re talking about wizards, then, Mister Lipwig? ’ ‘ Well … magic, ’ said Moist.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ So you will accept the invitation to the summit in Quirm?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ So you, Mister von Lipwig, took down a bunch of dwarf terrorists with the help of a number of goblins, yes?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ So, Dad, what ’s going to happen to my brother? ’ ‘ I ’m sorry, I do n’t know.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ So, Mister Lipwig, you believe in the train, do you?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ So, if we may to business?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Some people will lose out and others will benefit, but has n’t that been happening since the dawn of time? ’ he said out loud.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Stand down?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tell me, how is the railway to Uberwald coming along? ’ ‘ Making very good progress, sir, but there is a shortfall … as it were.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tell me, where is Chuckles today? ’ It was worth it to see the captain grimace; if you looked carefully you could see the outline of the fangs.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ The coach? ’ Vimes replied.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ This what?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Though is n’t it a pity that they can only run on rails?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Very small people? ’ ‘ “ Two dwarfs is an argument, three dwarfs is a war ”, Mister Lipwig.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Very wise. ’ ‘ And no doubt there will be a need for workers to help with construction? ’ enquired the Queen.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was his death self- inflicted? ’ Simnel took the floor once again.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was n’t it amazing how one of them managed to chew his own ear off? ’ Angua observed.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ We are losing, you do know that? ’ said a voice in the darkness.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ We can use that. ’ ‘ And Albrechtson? ’ asked Aeron.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ We heard noises … People fighting … ’ Moist looked at Vimes meaningfully and the commander said, ‘ Detritus?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ We were just wondering if you could tell us how this locomotive goes? ’ she asked.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you doing?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you? ’ he asked.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ What did you say to make them think that? ’ ‘ These goblins need hope, Mister Lipwig.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you plan to do with them? ’ Moist asked.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you say, Mister Lipwig?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is a clacks tower but an enormous watchtower?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where are they now? ’ ‘ In there.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where did you get to, Mister Drumknott?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where is Ardent?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where were they when we last heard from them? ’ ‘ On the regular service from Sto Lat to Zemphis.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who are you to talk, Mister Moist?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who are you? ’ he asked.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ever would thought it?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who is this? ’ he asked in a tone a society lady might take upon finding half of something bristling in her soup.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why are you wearing your helmet backwards, young dwarf? ’ Magnus was an easy- going dwarf and did the wrong thing, which was to be logical.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why does the engine go chuff? ’ ‘ That ’s because it ’s chuffed, ’ said Colon with a sudden flash of inspiration.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why not bring Detritus up top as well? ’ ‘ No, he ’s good on the ground, but he is n’t limber.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would you like some coffee? ’ Commander Vimes asked as they entered his office.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, your majesty, everything that ought to be attached still is, is n’t that right, Adora Belle? ’ His wife did n’t say anything.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ The face of the Patrician was forbidding.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ You all right, lads? ’ said Simnel to the engineers.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ You have actually taken the Scone? ’ For a moment Ardent looked foxed.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ You have many goblins in Ankh- Morpork, Mister Lipwig? ’ the Marquis asked as he poured Moist a glass of chilled wine.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know clockwork? ’ said Nobby, coming to the rescue again.
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ You must admit, Mister Simnel, that the train is inherently dangerous?
Raising Steam_ (Discworld Novel - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re one of those train spotters, are n’t you?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ A hundred years?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Are you mad? ’ said the daisies.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Sorry, what was that? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Then why are we running? ’ ‘ To keep out.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ What happened? ’ Tiffany looked at her.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Yes? ’ said Mrs Ogg.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Yes? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Yes? ’ ‘.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘- helpful I ’d been? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	.?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	? ’ Chapter 13 Land Under Wave The Queen walked over the turf towards Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	? ’ said the toad.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ I hope it has n’t, ’ said the toad, ‘ but I think it has. ’ ‘ Have those little men stolen Wentworth? ’ ‘ Who, the Feegles?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ I hope it has n’t, ’ said the toad, ‘ but I think it has. ’ ‘ Have those little men stolen Wentworth? ’ ‘ Who, the Feegles?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ I hope it has n’t, ’ said the toad, ‘ but I think it has. ’ ‘ Have those little men stolen Wentworth? ’ ‘ Who, the Feegles?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ Oh aye.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	A parasite?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	A vampire? ’ ‘ Oh, aye.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	A woman ’s voice from within said: ‘ Who ’s there? ’ “ Tiffany, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	After a while, Granny Aching said: ‘ Can I help you, my lord? ’ ‘ Granny Aching, I plead for the life of my dog, ’ said the Baron.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	After all, she was in control, was n’t she?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	After all, where ’s the rest of the mass going to go, I ask myself?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	After his footsteps had died away Tiffany said: ‘ All right, who ’s there? ’ ‘ It ’s me, mistress.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Against who? ’ ‘ Everyone.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	All a witch cares about is what ’s hers. ’ ‘ You stole him! ’ ‘ Stole?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	All right? ’ ‘ Yes, ’ said Tiffany, grinning happily.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	All the monsters are coming back. ’ ‘ Why? ’ ‘ There ’s no one to stop them. ’ There was silence for a moment.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	All witches have special interests, and I like children. ’ ‘ Why? ’ ‘ Because they ’re much easier to fit in the oven, ’ said Miss Tick.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	An ’ did ye gi ’ them to him? ’ said the kelda, as if she was looking into Tiffany ’s mind.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	An ’ what ’s so clever aboot that, eh?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	An ’ you the wean o ’ Granny Aching, who had these hills in her bones?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And I buried her cat. ’ ‘ You buried the cat? ’ ‘ Yes!
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And I ’ve got help, you know. ’ ‘ Where? ’ said Roland.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And Tiffany had thought: Where ’s the evidence?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And did the book have any adventures for people who had brown eyes and brown hair?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And even thinking about thinking about thinking?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And how can I stop thinking?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And how closely would Fastidia and Hannah watch him with all those young men up there?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And if she could magic away a boy and a whole horse, why did n’t she magic away the men who came for her?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And in a while, maybe, I wo n’t be here and you ’ll wonder: Where is she?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And now, if you do n’t mind, I ’ve got to finish this and make a start on some cheese. ’ ‘ Cheese?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And on the way back see if you can carry a whole log, will you? ’ ‘ Ach, cravens, ’ muttered Wentworth.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And one of them warned her! ’ ‘ She ’s the witch, then, is she? ’ said the voice.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And she was just like the stupid princess who broke her ankle and fainted all the time?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And so, my lord? ’ ‘ I plead.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices. ’ Tiffany thought: Is this what being a witch is?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And taking Wentworth? ’ ‘ She ’s bending her mind to ye, ’ said the kelda.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And the grimhounds?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And the world looked blurred and shaky?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And then she heard, very faint but close by, the sound of small voices: ‘ Whut did the hag say? ’ said the first voice.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And thinking about thinking?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And this sort of high- pitched noise? ’ ‘ I ’m a toad.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And what about his dinner?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And what about our ship- I mean, sheep? ’ she added.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And what am I thinking?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And where are we? ’ Rob Anybody glanced up at the pale sky.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	And why does some boy too stupid to know a cow is worth a lot more than five beans have the right to murder a giant and steal all his gold?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Answer me! ’ ‘ Did n’t he go up to the shearing with you, Mum? ’ said Tiffany, suddenly nervous.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Any particular animal? ’ ‘ Jenny Green- Teeth.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Anyone who ’ll say you ’re not just a thief and a bully?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Are n’t we, lads?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Are they brownies?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Are ye a hag or no ’?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Are ye goin’ to go quietly? ’ The Queen stamped heavily on him.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Are you a witch? ’ The boy dropped the whip and pulled a long dagger from his belt.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right? ’ ‘ Er.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Are you fairies of some sort?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure you have n’t seen him? ’ ‘ But he could n’t come all the way back here — ’ ‘ Go and look in the house!
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	As p- payment! ’ ‘ Payment?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Best not to ask me too many questions. ’ ‘ What happened to the toad? ’ said Miss Tick, who did ask questions.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Bring ye gilt? ’ said Granny Aching.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	But I daresay there ’s a mother grievin ’? ’ ‘ And his father, too, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	But a chalk witch?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	But do you know anything about medicines?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	But here it is, a huge, solid, world- filling smell of salt and water and fish and ooze — ‘ Whut does it eat? ’ Daft Wullie asked.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	But if she got there, then what?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	But look, are you really a witch? ’ ‘ When you ’re Baron you ’ll be good at it, I expect? ’ said Tiffany, turning the butter around.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	But look, are you really a witch? ’ ‘ When you ’re Baron you ’ll be good at it, I expect? ’ said Tiffany, turning the butter around.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	But supposing it was n’t there?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	But there were fish flapping on the exposed sea bed, and surely the fish in the sea did n’t die every day?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	But what did —? ’ ‘ Then will you take Wentworth with you, please?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	But what did —? ’ ‘ Then will you take Wentworth with you, please?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t do magic for yourself, see?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Can ye bow to the gale, can ye bend to the storm? ’ The kelda smiled again.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Chapter 14 Small Like Oak Trees ‘ Hey, where did you get to? ’ shouted Rob Anybody, glaring up at her.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Come on! ’ ‘ Do you know a way out? ’ Tiffany panted, as they dashed through giant daisies.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Cussing ’s more like dang and botheration and darned and drat, you know?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Daft Wullie? ’ There was no reply.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Did I think she was still somehow walking the hills, looking after the sheep?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Did I think she ’d come back for a packet of Jolly Sailor?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Did Mrs Aching have anything like that? ’ ‘ I do n’t think so, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t you know? ’ ‘ I thought they were small! ’ ‘ I think they can be any size they like, ’ said Roland.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Did she no ’ tell ye that when a kelda goes to a new clan she takes a few o ’ her brothers with her?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Did the King die? ’ ‘ No.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Did they fit here?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Did ye no ’ see Not- totally- wee Georgie pike fishin ’ wi ’ Wee Bobby in the stream the other day?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Did ye not know that? ’ Chapter 6 The Shepherdess ‘ You ’re dead? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Did ye not know that? ’ Chapter 6 The Shepherdess ‘ You ’re dead? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Did you see anything else by the river, Tiffany? ’ Silence suddenly filled the tent.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Do I see a qualified lifeguard?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Do you know the pictsies think this world is heaven?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what chalk is? ’ ‘ You ’re going to tell me, ’ said the toad.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Do you really think that you can face me alone?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Do you really want that?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Does, like, a unicorn turn up to carry me there or something? ’ ‘ Why should it?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Does, like, a unicorn turn up to carry me there or something? ’ ‘ Why should it?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	D’ye ken how to be weak?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	D’ye mean get drunk an ’ fight an ’ that? ’ said Daft Wullie.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Everyone knows a hag wears a pointy bonnet! ’ ‘ So they canna be a hag if they ’re sleepin ’, then? ’ ‘ Hello? ’ whispered Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Everyone knows a hag wears a pointy bonnet! ’ ‘ So they canna be a hag if they ’re sleepin ’, then? ’ ‘ Hello? ’ whispered Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Eyes of fire and teeth of razor blades! ’ ‘ What should I do about them? ’ ‘ Not be here? ’ ‘ Thank you!
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Eyes of fire and teeth of razor blades! ’ ‘ What should I do about them? ’ ‘ Not be here? ’ ‘ Thank you!
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	For what? ’ ‘ No Aching ship ever got caught by wolves! ’ Rob Anybody gabbled.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Give my boots a push, will you, please? ’ She slid down the dry dirt and Feegles scattered in the cave below as she landed.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Gold! ’ ‘ Bullion! ’ ‘ Jools! ’ ‘ What makes you think they ’ve got treasure in? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Happy now?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Have ye no ’ looked at the sky? ’ ‘ It ’s just a blue sky, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever heard the saying “ The land finds its witch ”?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Have you seen a baby boy here? ’ Roland ’s face wrinkled.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	He made it sound like ‘ What sort of thing are you? ’ ‘ Who are you? ’ said Tiffany, pushing her hair out of her eyes.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	He made it sound like ‘ What sort of thing are you? ’ ‘ Who are you? ’ said Tiffany, pushing her hair out of her eyes.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	He was so miserable he found another doorway and came straight back. ’ ‘ He came back? ’ said Tiffany, astonished.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	He ’s probably their battle poet, too. ’ ‘ You mean he makes up heroic songs about famous battles? ’ ‘ No, no.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Her Second Thoughts added: I wonder how many have got in already and we do n’t know?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Hey, pal, can yer mammie sew?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Hold me up to your ear, will you? ’ Tiffany did so, and the toad whispered, ‘ Best not to disappoint them, eh? ’ She swallowed.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Hold me up to your ear, will you? ’ Tiffany did so, and the toad whispered, ‘ Best not to disappoint them, eh? ’ She swallowed.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	How can this be?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	How could he get lost?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	How dare a monster turn up in the river?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	How did you begin to answer something like that?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	How do you get shadows when there ’s no sun in the sky?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	How do you know? ’ ‘ Well, witches can curse people, right? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	How do you know? ’ ‘ Well, witches can curse people, right? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	How does that work?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	How good are you?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	How? ’ ‘ That ’s all you know, Perspicacia Tick, ’ said Mistress Weatherwax.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Hundreds of tough little men who could each win the Worst Broken Nose Contest need someone to look after them?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	I am the kelda in this vicinity, yes? ’ ‘ It ’s a wee bit more comp- li- cat- ed than that, mistress.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	I did n’t dream it salty or so cold! ’ ‘ Nae kiddin ’?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t really have much power on chalk. ’ The owner of the voice, who was hidden, said: ‘ Are you going to fall over? ’ ‘ No, no!
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	I expect the bigger boys threw things at her if they saw her. ’ ‘ How do you know all this? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	I have to thank you. ’ ‘ What for? ’ said Tiffany, looking at her boots.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	I hope the King comes back. ’ ‘ You pity me? ’ growled the thing that had been the Queen.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	I mean, I ’ve got one or two memories of being a human, of course, but what ’s a memory?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	I mean, Jenny might have been a coincidence, but the horseman?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	I mean, from whom? ’ ‘ Well, from, you know.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	I need them! ’ ‘ Um, Miss Tick said — ’ ‘ How can I bring them back?''
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	I will give you some free advice, though. ’ ‘ Will it cost me anything? ’ ‘ What?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	I will give you some free advice, though. ’ ‘ Will it cost me anything? ’ ‘ What?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	I will not talk about the bristles. ’ ‘ But ca n’t you use a keeping- warm spell? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if it ’ll ever wake up?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	I ’d have used my arms but we ’re a very soggy species. ’ ‘ What am I supposed to do? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll try to fetch help. ’ ‘ What, from the Baron? ’ ‘ Good gracious, no.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	I ’m very sensitive to geology, you know. ’ ‘ What are you trying to tell me? ’ said the voice.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	If she ’s got them on her side, who knows what she can do? ’ She picked up the toad.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	If you could n’t turn your back on what was yours for five minutes, where would it all end?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	In the reeds, quite low down, small voices whispered: ‘ Crivens, Wee Bobby, didyer no ’ see that?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Is he here? ’ her mother asked urgently.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Is it just sort of, you know, left over?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that nice?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Is that no ’ the case, lads? ’ said Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Is there a magic word I should say? ’ ‘ I do n’t know, is there a magic word you should say? ’ said the toad, and turned over.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Is there a magic word I should say? ’ ‘ I do n’t know, is there a magic word you should say? ’ said the toad, and turned over.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Is there any me at all?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Is there really any me at all?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Is this the kind of big stuff that goes “ baa ”?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	It began with just a nagging little doubt, that said: is n’t the tide a bit slower?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	It goes in and out every day. ’ ‘ Aye? ’ said Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	It is in fact a mammal, just like a cow! ’ Did you just say that?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	It might be a comfort. ’ ‘ You mean it just exists in my head? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	It must be much simpler that turning, oh, a one- hundred- and- sixty- pound human into eight ounces of toad, yes?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	It was n’t the same as eating, was it?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	It went like this: ‘ Whut did the wee hag say? ’ ‘ She said she wants yon cat to stop scraffin ’ the puir wee burdies. ’ ‘ Is that a ’?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	It went like this: ‘ Whut did the wee hag say? ’ ‘ She said she wants yon cat to stop scraffin ’ the puir wee burdies. ’ ‘ Is that a ’?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	It ’ll turn into rubbish in the morning! ’ ‘ Aye? ’ said Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a beast like a big cliff of chalk, I heard tell In a book. ’ ‘ Why ’s he chasing it? ’ Tiffany had asked.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a good name for a witch, of course. ’ ‘ You mean blood- sucking parasite? ’ said Tiffany, wrinkling her forehead.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a ’ vena well sayin ’ “ find the hag ”, but what should we be lookin ‘ for, can ye tell me that?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Kelda?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Look at the way the light dances on the waves. ’ ‘ Where are the notices warning people they could drown? ’ complained the toad.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Maybe the universe is a bit crowded and they have to put heavens anywhere there ’s room?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Mebbe she just wants to test you. ’ ‘ Test me?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Midwifery?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Nae more than ten, mebbe. ’ ‘ Crivens, lads, what ’re ye talkin ’ aboout?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	No belchin ’, and none ofyouse is to tak ’ a leak anywhere near any naked flames, OK?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Not to mention commit an act of ecological vandalism?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Nothing at all. ’ ‘ So he ’ll be all right? ’ Rob Anybody made a noise in his throat.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Now tell me where he is? ’ ‘ Are you sure you can get out of here? ’ said Roland.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Now tell me where he is? ’ ‘ Are you sure you can get out of here? ’ said Roland.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Now we ’d better get movin ’ before she sends somethin’ else. ’ ‘ The Queen sent them?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Obviously the girl had been very brave( this was the Baron speaking) but, well, she was nine, was n’t she?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Oh, these?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	On it, but spelled backwards in letters larger than the moon, were the words: R O L I A S Y L L O J ‘ We are in the label? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Or do my thoughts just dream of me?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Or supposing it was, but all there was down there were rabbits?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Or was I just a toad that got on her nerves and she made me think I was human once?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps I knew something about dogs when I was human? ’ ‘ Listen, the Feegles think they ’re in heaven!
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Permission to go offski? ’ he added to Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Please?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Queen of what? ’ ‘ Canna say it aloud, mistress, ’ said Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Ready?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Remember how important words are to the Nac Mac Feegle?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Right?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Right? ’ This caused a cheer.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Rob Anybody?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Roland with the beefy face was the hero, was he?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	See their swords?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	She curtsied, then said, ‘ Are ye the bigjob hag, mistress? ’ Tiffany looked around.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	She did not show ye the ways?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	She fed me sweetmeats — ’ ‘ What are they, exactly? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	She knew they were there, did n’t she?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	She said: ‘ Where was the Queen when the mist came down? ’ Hamish pointed.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	She saw the smile in the Queen ’s eyes, and thought: Which one of all those people doing all that thinking is me?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	She sets the Bumble- Bee women on them. ’ ‘ Are you talking about those huge women with the tiny wings? ’ ‘ Yes!
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	She stepped out into the bright, stiflingly hot clearing just as the man raised his hammer again, and said, ‘ Excuse me? ’ ‘ Yes? ’ he said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	She stepped out into the bright, stiflingly hot clearing just as the man raised his hammer again, and said, ‘ Excuse me? ’ ‘ Yes? ’ he said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	She stole food from barns and probably women gave her food at the back door if the men were n’t around?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	She was always happy then. ’ ‘ What happened?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	She ’d read that one and thought, Excuse me?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	She ’d seen right through the dream straight away, had n’t she?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	She ’s impressed you, right?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Sneebs says. ’ ‘ Sneebs? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	So it could n’t have any effect, could it?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	So maybe this is theirs. ’ ‘ But this is a real place! ’ ‘ So?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	So you ’ve been living on sweeties? ’ ‘ No, I know how to hunt!
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Something kept saying: Would you say to Mum that you could see there was n’t time to rescue your brother so you rescued someone else instead?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Something magical has happened and it ’s a hundred years, yes? ’ ‘ What?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Something magical has happened and it ’s a hundred years, yes? ’ ‘ What?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Sometimes I wake up in the night and I think, was I ever really human?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Special Sheep Liniment? ’ ‘ Yes, my father says it puts — ’ Wave.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Spread oot, lads, and pretend ye’re enjoying the cailey. ’ ‘ Whut?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Supposing there ’s nothing for me to turn back into? ’ The toad turned worried yellow eyes on her.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Tell me what to do! ’ ‘ Me?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Tell me, is your father a drinking man? ’ ‘ He has a beer sometimes, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Tell the kelda what to do?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	That was hurtful, in my opinion. ’ ‘ But ye can still remember all that legal stuff?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	That ’d be a real torture, right?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	That ’s not exactly witchcraft. ’ ‘ Well, that still makes them familiars, does n’t it? ’ Tiffany retorted, feeling annoyed.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	That ’s rare in a bigjob. ’ ‘ Do n’t you mean second sight? ’ Tiffany queried.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	That ’s true, is n’t it? ’ You could read the Nac Mac Feegle like a book.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	That ’s what my mother says. ’ ‘ Does he? ’ said Miss Tick.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	That ’s worse than a hundred years! ’ ‘ How? ’ said Tiffany, bewildered.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	The Nac Mac Feegle are never lost! ’ ‘ What about drunk? ’ said Tiffany, dragging Roland towards the lighthouse.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	The Nac Mac Feegle would fight and steal, certainly, but who wanted to fight the weak and steal from the poor?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	The Queen has gone?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	The Queen ’s still around! ’ ‘ Mebbe just can we go down and look inside one wee ship? ’ said Rob Anybody, meekly.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	The first time he ’s ever said anything that was n’t about sweeties or weewee and you just corrected him?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	The kelda says to tell you the wee boy will come to nae harm yet. ’ ‘ She ’s found him? ’ said Tiffany quickly.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	The magic place?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	The people out there? ’ ‘ Those?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	The people out there? ’ ‘ Those?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	The place is full of people searching, after all, but — ’ ‘ How can I bring them back?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	The trees do n’t have to be very detailed because who looks at trees in a story?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	There are very definite grounds for an action against the owner of those dogs, by the way. ’ ‘ What? ’ said Tiffany, frowning.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	There may be no survivors. ’ ‘ You really are a witch? ’ ‘ Oh, pur- lease, ’ said Miss Tick.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	There ’ll be much, much worse than her. ’ ‘ What do you mean, “ a Grade One Prohibitory Monster ”? ’ asked the toad.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	These are eiggs, are they? ’ said the one who ’d spoken first, looking at the eggs as if he ’d never seen them before.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	They certainly do n’t drink milk! ’ ‘ Are they from the same place as Jenny? ’ Tiffany demanded.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	They mostly guard the castle. ’ ‘ Any of them got magical powers? ’ said Miss Tick.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	They think they died and came here! ’ ‘ And? ’ said the toad.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	They ’d never believe her, and suppose that they did, and went up and poked around in the pictsies ’ mound?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	They ’ve got a mean streak. ’ ‘ Why did she do it? ’ The toad looked embarrassed.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	This is a posh party, ye ken?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	This is going to be horrible, right? ’ ‘ Oh, aye.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	This is the school, is n’t it?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	This is what ye call Fairyland. ’ ‘ Fairyland?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	This whole world is like one o ’ them. ’ ‘ You mean like a, a tick?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Tiffany ’s Second Thoughts said: Hang on, was that a First Thought?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Was it getting darker?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Was it getting greener?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Was that just water- weed down there?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Was there a susurrus? ’ Tiffany beamed.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	We mourn for them that has tae stay behind. ’ ‘ Was she your mother too? ’ said Tiffany quietly.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Well, I think it ’s best if I just kill you, do n’t you? ’ Find a stone!
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Well, did they? ’ Tiffany sighed.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Well, of course she ’d fought things and won, had n’t she?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Wentworth?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Were those bubbles just a trout, laughing?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What are sweetbreads? ’ ‘ The pancreas or thymus gland of a cow, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What did I say? ’ he said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What did I think happened?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What d’ye say? ’ ‘ She disnae know our ways! ’ Fion protested.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What had Granny Aching thought about it?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What have I found here?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What if I had n’t taken Wentworth down to the river?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What is a baron, that the law be brake for him? ’ She went back to staring at the sheep.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What is amusing about this situation? ’ ‘ I just had a funny thought, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What is — was that creature? ’ William the gonnagle stared at her as if trying to make up his mind.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What kind of a place is it where you never grow up?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What kind of child is this?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What shall I do?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What shall I say?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What shall we do with him? ’ The grasses trembled.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What sort o ’ ill would that be, kind o ’ thing? ’ ‘ I think you ’d probably die, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What would Granny Aching have done?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What would I be doing now?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What would a drome do if it got into our world?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What ’s better, to try to save your brother and be brave, courageous, stupid and dead, or save the boy and be brave, courageous, sensible and alive?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What ’s happening? ’ said the voice from the hat.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What ’s ‘ why? ’ got to do with it?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	What ’s ‘ why? ’ got to do with it?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	When can you leave home? ’ ‘ Pardon? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	When can you leave home? ’ ‘ Pardon? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	When do the good bits happen?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	When you had the pretty frock an ’ a ’?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Where are the Feegles now? ’ ‘ Lying low, I expect.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Where are we noo? ’ said Daft Wullie.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Where do soup plates come into it? ’ ‘ The monster is mentioned in a book of stories I ’ve got, ’ explained Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Where is Rob Anybody?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Where is everybody, in fact? ’ The young pictsie looked a bit embarrassed.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Where is he? ’ ‘ That ’s your brother?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Where is he? ’ ‘ That ’s your brother?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Where is she? ’ ‘ She died in the snow last winter, ’ said Tiffany, slowly.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Where is the Baron, that the law be brake for him? ’ They said that when the Baron was told this he went very quiet.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Which way noo? ’ The trampled track that had led them on like a line had vanished.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Who did it think she was?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Who speaks for the hills?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Who was Granny Aching?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s Hamish? ’ ‘ He might have the knowin ’ of where the Quin went with your wee laddie, ’ said Rob Anybody soothingly.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Whut ’s it we ’re famous for? ’ ‘ Stealin ’! ’ shouted the blue men.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Why are you trying to take my boy away? ’ ‘ He is n’t yours!
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Why ’re we stopping here?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Why? ’ ‘ To find out. ’ ‘ Good answer.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Will yer remember this day?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	William?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	William?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	With sugar on?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Worse than the headless horseman? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Would she be pleased that you ’d worked that out?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Would you like to beg for mercy now?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Wullie?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Ye canna ’ come here, unnerstand?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Ye dinnae ken the ways?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Ye hae a besom? ’ ‘ Broomstick,''murmured the toad.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Ye have many sisters?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Ye ken how to be strong, do ye? ’ ‘ Yes, I think so. ’ ‘ Good.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Ye ken spiders? ’ ‘ Of course! ’ ‘ Well, spiders spin webs.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Ye think this is the only world?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Ye’re no ’ a hag?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	You hear me? ’ With his eyes shut and his hands shaking, the man nodded.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	You kept away the crows and wolves and foxes for Granny, yes? ’ ‘ Aye, mistress!
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	You know they used to set fire to witches?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	You know?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	You like having to wear really, really thick pants?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	You mean you thought you owned him? ’ Tiffany ’s Second Thoughts said: She ’s finding your weaknesses.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	You probably want to fly on a broomstick, yes? ’ ‘ Oh, yes! ’ She ’d often dreamed of flying.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	You said the river was very shallow where Jenny leaped up?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	You say what ’s to be done. ’ ‘ Why ca n’t Fion be kelda?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	You want to be a witch, am I right?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	You want to learn the skills?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	You would n’t let people turn an old lady out of her house? ’ ‘ Well, I hope I — ’ Tiffany turned to face him, a butter paddle in each hand.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	You ’ll pay good wages and look after the old people?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve become a witch on chalk?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	Your picture of the world is a landscape with you in the middle of it, is n’t it?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	are you going to bury them? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	bad things there. ’ ‘ Monsters? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	bag of air — ’ ‘ Bag o ’ air? ’ said the aviator, looking puzzled.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	but how did you manage it? ’ said Miss Tick to Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	did I just say that? ’ ‘ Yes, and I hope you wish you had n’t, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	do you remember much? ’ ‘ It all seems like.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	does that count? ’ For the first time, Miss Tick looked a little less flinty.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	drinking? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	heaven? ’ ‘ Aye!
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	in a manner o ’ speakin ’ ‘ It is? ’ ‘ ‘ Tis not thine, mistress! ’ shrieked Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	is poisonous. ’ The kelda stared at Tiffany for a moment and then continued: ‘ Ye asked why the Quin should take your boy?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	leave it alone, all right?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	my grandmother?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	rest for a while. ’ ‘ Are you sure? ’ said Roland, looking concerned.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	she died. ’ ‘ And she was a witch, was she? ’ ‘ Everyone said she was a witch, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	showing that she doubted if they would be, would n’t it?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	so it ’s not really hot? ’ ‘ No!
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	strange? ’ ‘ Ca n’t help you there, ’ said the toad.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	that you sort of died somewhere else and then came here? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	the little man that just says sneebs but real words turn up in your head? ’ ‘ Yes, that ’s him.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	they change. ’ ‘ What into? ’ ‘ Other things.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	was he really, or was it just because he was a prince that people called him handsome?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	was still here, watching for lost lambs?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	well, which day?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	what did you say they were? ’ ‘ Nac Mac Feegles, ’ said the toad.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	what was that about the Queen?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	who could put a collar around the neck of a drome?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	who was it?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	why do you ask? ’ said Tiffany, desperately.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	wuff fawf fwaff? ’ This seemed to work.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	you want to bring them back, then? ’ said the toad, looking mournful.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	you wo n’t tell anyone, will you?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	you ’ll be Sarah Aching ’s wee girl? ’ said the kelda.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ A bit of spirit at last? ’ said the Queen, stepping back.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ A very neat fight an ’ we dinnae e’en ha ’ to resort to usin ’ poetry. ’ ‘ How did you get into the nut? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ After all, it ca n’t be very hard to mess with a toad ’s head, yeah?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ All right, ’ she said, ‘ how do I get there? ’ ‘ Ye dinnae ken the way? ’ said Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ All right, ’ she said, ‘ how do I get there? ’ ‘ Ye dinnae ken the way? ’ said Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Am I a monster? ’ said the Queen.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Am I fashing myself? ’ she whispered.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Am I right that this has been done before? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ An ’ his wee sister? ’ said the kelda.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ An ’ how near us would you say it is, then? ’ asked Rob conversationally, as the boat wallowed and jerked just ahead of the whale.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ An ’ ye cannae come wi ’ us because ye ha ’ nae weapon, mistress. ’ ‘ What happened to my frying pan? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And pictures of stars. ’ ‘ And when you went to look, did they? ’ said Miss Tick.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And she talked to her dogs. ’ ‘ And what kind of things did she say to them? ’ said Miss Tick.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And that was —? ’ ‘ I do n’t ask you your business, ’ said Tiffany, before she even realized she was going to say it.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And that will be one egg, please. ’ ‘ Exactly where can I find the school? ’ said Tiffany, handing over the egg.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And the wood box? ’ There were more ‘ Ayes ’.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And then what happened? ’ ‘ Then the Baron said no one was to have anything to do with her, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And then when I would n’t she gave me more sweets. ’ ‘ More nougat? ’ ‘ Sugar plums, ’ said Roland.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And this is Fairyland? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And threatens to go to the toilet if he ’s left alone? ’ said Roland.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what about our sheep? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what about the sheep? ’ This time they all looked down.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what is it we do n’t say? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And why is she after me? ’ ‘ Ye think she is? ’ ‘ Well, yes, actually!
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And why is she after me? ’ ‘ Ye think she is? ’ ‘ Well, yes, actually!
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And will you help me get my brother back? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you can take me with you? ’ ‘ Yes. ’ Well, she hoped so.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you used to live here? ’ ‘ Ah, but it wasnae so bad then.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you were waiting to see if I could find the way, right? ’ said Tiffany, before a fight could start.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you ’re the kelda? ’ ‘ Aye.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anything else, mistress? ’ said Hamish politely.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are n’t ye tired? ’ said Rob.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are there no oth — Are there no witches here at all? ’ Tiffany hesitated.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are they like sweetbreads? ’ ‘ I do n’t know.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you a witch? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you all right? ’ said Tiffany desperately, trying to shake him.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you brownies? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you fairies? ’ But there was no answer.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you fine, mistress? ’ said Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you frightened? ’ ‘ Frightened? ’ said the voice of the Queen.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you frightened? ’ ‘ Frightened? ’ said the voice of the Queen.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you going to tell me not to do anything about it? ’ ‘ No, but — ’ ‘ Good!
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you listening? ’ ‘ Yes, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure? ’ said Miss Tick.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you tellin ’ me we could get awa ’ wi ’ it ‘ cos of a tishoo o ’ lies? ’ ‘ Certainly, ’ said the toad.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you there, toad? ’ ‘ Very poor pickings under here, ’ the toad answered, crawling out.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you using persykology on me? ’ said Tiffany hotly.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ At that age?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Aw right? ’ shouted the tiny fighter.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Aye, and why ’re we all lookin ’ like yellow mushrooms? ’ Rob Anybody added.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Aye? ’ said Wullie.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Before yon whale fi — Before yon whale cow comes back? ’ Tiffany looked past them.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Big toughie, is ye?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Bring ye siller?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ But I got them back. ’ ‘ You got something back from the Nac Mac Feegle? ’ said the toad.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ But I think it was something like that, yes. ’ ‘ And did his horse turn up? ’ said Miss Tick.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ But my elbows are generally very reliable. ’* ‘ Why talk about it?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ But of course, it ’s the bride who names the day, is n’t it? ’ said Tiffany cheerfully.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ But that ’s just dream treasure, surely? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ca n’t you hear that? ’ The Feegles looked around.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I be of serrrvice? ’ said a voice by Tiffany ’s ear.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I stop it? ’ ‘ And now I ’m slightly impressed, ’ said Miss Tick.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can she not? ’ said the kelda.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can ye no ’ see the door? ’ Tiffany looked around desperately.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you all just wait a moment?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you bring Wentworth? ’ ‘ Aye. ’ ‘ And you wo n’t get lost or, or drunk or anything? ’ Rob Anybody looked offended.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you bring Wentworth? ’ ‘ Aye. ’ ‘ And you wo n’t get lost or, or drunk or anything? ’ Rob Anybody looked offended.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you fight nightmares? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you get out now? ’ he demanded, his face red.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you help me steal my brother back from the Quin? ’ Hundred of small yet ugly faces brightened up considerably.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you put me down, please?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you see anything? ’ she called.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you see it?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you sit on my shoulder?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you walk down to the village? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Cheese is alive. ’ ‘ And what do you really do? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Cheese, eh? ’ said Mistress Weatherwax.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Chit? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Cold?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Could I just ask ye to go out intae the big chamber, Kelda? ’ he said, quietly.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Crivens all gone. ’ ‘ What were they? ’ muttered Roland, sitting up and holding his head.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Crivens, are we takin ’ this wee streak o ’ useless- ness? ’ said Rob, grabbing Roland ’s trousers and heaving him aboard.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Daft Wullie? ’ she said, staring hard at the struggling pictsie and trying not to cry.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did he come back?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you look upstairs? ’ ‘ Even the attic, Dad — ’ ‘ Well — ’ her father looked panicky and impatient at the same time- ‘ go and.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Didja kill her? ’ ‘ No. ’ ‘ She ’ll be back then, ’ said Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do I smell a wee drop of Special Sheep Liniment on yez, Kelda? ’ Tiffany looked puzzled for a moment and then said: ‘ Oh, me.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do I want to know what a pismire is? ’ she whispered.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do I? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do n’t the girls here go off to work as maids and things? ’ said Mrs Ogg.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do toads dream? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you have any brothers and sisters, Tiffany? ’ ‘ I have six sisters, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you know who has taken my brother, then? ’ Tiffany demanded.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think you could, er, borrow some fine cloth? ’ ‘ Nay, mistress, but I ken well where I can steal some, ’ said Hamish.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you understand me? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you want any help? ’ ‘ If it ’s my trouble, I ’ll get out of it, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you want it to choke to death on lamb? ’ This did n’t get much of a laugh.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you want to stay here for ever? ’ And then she felt the movement behind her.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ D’you know what ’ll be turning up? ’ she continued.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Exactly? ’ ‘ Well, the light does n’t really change much, ’ said the boy.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Fair and generous and decent?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Filled buckets?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Fine. ’ ‘ Fwaa? ’ ‘ Oh.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Frying pan?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Fwa waa fwah waa wha? ’ said the peacock.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Good stuff, eh? ’ He patted down his hair with his wet hands.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Good? ’ said Tiffany aloud.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Good? ’ said the Queen.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Got any eggs? ’ said Tiffany, instantly.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Got any more eggs? ’ ‘ No, but — ’ ‘ No more education, then.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Grand, is n’t it?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Granny Aching used to make it in the old cowshed. ’ ‘ Strong stuff, is it? ’ ‘ It dissolves spoons, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have n’t you got any sense at all? ’ she said, pulling him upright.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you eaten anything? ’ ‘ Fwa fwa faff, ’ murmured the boy.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you seen a woman with a small boy? ’ Tiffany demanded.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’s ne’er happy unless he ’s got the wind under his kilt. ’ ‘ And the birds do n’t mind? ’ ‘ Ach, no, mistress.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hear what? ’ said Hamish.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hello?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ High- pitched, see? ’ said the toad.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hm? ’ it said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How can a man six inches high train a bird like that? ’ she asked as the buzzard circled again for height.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How come ye’re a lawyer an ’ a toad? ’ ‘ Oh, well, it was just bit of an argument, ’ said the toad.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did you do it? ’ ‘ Ach, we can generally find a way intae anywhere, even a dream, ’ said William, smiling.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did you get away from the huge wave? ’ she asked.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did you know? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How do you know I wo n’t run away right now and tell the Baron? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How do you know about my brother? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How d’ye ken it only eats wee stuff? ’ said Daft Wullie as the whale fish ’s mouth began to open.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How long have you been here? ’ she asked carefully.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How long have you been there? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I do n’t have to dance around with no clothes on or anything like that, do I?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I expect there ’re some things you need to know, right? ’ ‘ Everything, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I expect you think that makes you very witchy, do you? ’ ‘ Why wo n’t you let me see you? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I expect you think that makes you very witchy, do you? ’ ‘ Why wo n’t you let me see you? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I feel like a fairy wi ’ the wings on. ’ ‘ How can you survive that? ’ Tiffany asked.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I got in, did n’t I? ’ ‘ Getting in is easy.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I have n’t done anything wrong, have I? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I have, have n’t I? ’ he said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I said they want to marry me! ’ ‘ And? ’ ‘ And?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I said they want to marry me! ’ ‘ And? ’ ‘ And?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I think — ’ ‘ Yes? ’ said the witch.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I thought it was, you know, an adventure?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’m glad to see you pay attention. ’ ‘ There really is a school for witches? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’m going to carry Roland, and I want you to bring Wentworth. ’ ‘ Do n’t you want to carry the wee lad? ’ said Rob.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’m not handing my brother over, no matter what you do! ’ ‘ Do you know what colour your insides are? ’ said the Queen.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’m sorry? ’ said Miss Tick, coldly.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’m sure you want to know all about hedgehogs, eh? ’ ‘ I did this one last summer, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’ve been facing the Queen and you ’ve been in a pub? ’ ‘ Ach, no! ’ said Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ If you move you ’ll fall off your horse! ’ ‘ Is that a spell?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Impressive? ’ said the voice.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Indeed, I might commit myself to sayin ’ it ’s enorrrrmous. ’ ‘ Ye’d go as far as that, would ye? ’ ‘ Oh, aye.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is all that true, Daft Wullie? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is it OK wi ’ you if we get on? ’ said Rob Anybody, holding up a nervous hand.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is it really there? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is it the Feegles who are invading? ’ The toad looked a bit shifty.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is it? ’ ‘ Ach.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is she going to be in time? ’ Tiffany demanded.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that all she can do? ’ ‘ I doot it, ’ said Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that it? ’ Tiffany wondered.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that so?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is the bairn asleep? ’ ‘ Aye, I canna ’ hear her movin ’. ’ Tiffany opened her eyes in the darkness.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is there a Queen around here? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is there anyone you ’ve been kind to?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is this the wee bairn?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ It turned out it used to be a lawyer. ’ ‘ You ’ve given a clan of the Nac Mac Feegle their own lawyer? ’ said Mrs Ogg.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’d make you terribly ill if you drank it. ’ ‘ Really? ’ said Rob Anybody, thoughtfully.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s about zoology. ’ ‘ Zoology, eh?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s great, yeah? ’ She looked down.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Jolly Sailor tobacco? ’ said the witch.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Like people who can see ghosts and stuff? ’ ‘ Ach, no.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Like what? ’ ‘ She ’s clearly got First Sight and Second Thoughts.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Look, I did n’t know what you were, all right? ’ said Roland.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Love? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Metapahorrical? ’ said Mrs Ogg, wrinkling her forehead.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Minds?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mmph? ’ ‘ Is it true what Rob Anybody told me? ’ ‘ Mmph! ’ Daft Wullie ’s eyebrows went up and down furiously.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mmph? ’ ‘ Is it true what Rob Anybody told me? ’ ‘ Mmph! ’ Daft Wullie ’s eyebrows went up and down furiously.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mrs Snapperly must have had a really big oven, eh? ’ ‘ No, it was really quite small, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Nac Mac Feegle?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Nay?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ No foxes took an Aching lamb, right?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Nothing here really belongs here, remember?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Now pick me up. ’ ‘ Why? ’ ‘ Because there ’s a woman at the well over there giving you a funny look.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ OK?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Of something like you? ’ And the Queen was there, in front of her.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, do you not? ’ said Fion sharply.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, you ’ll let me, will you? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, ‘ tis you, izzut? ’ said Rob Anybody, glaring up at the Queen.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ On the sea? ’ Wave, sound, wave, sound.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ One day you ’ll be Baron, wo n’t you? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Only ten inches deep. ’ ‘ I bet Mrs Snapperly had no teeth and talked to herself, right? ’ said Miss Tick.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ot aggened? ’ said Tiffany, touching her teeth to check that they were all still there.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Otherwise how will you know where you ’re going? ’ ‘ I come from a long line of Aching people, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Otherwise what ’s the point of lettin ’ ‘ em sink? ’ ‘ That ’s right, ’ said Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Pardon? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Pardon? ’ ‘ Take it in with us, ’ the toad said insistently.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Properly dressed? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really? ’ ‘ Aye, an ’ a big dollop o ’ cruelty, ’ Not- as- big- as- Medium- Sized- Jock- but- bigger- than- Wee- Jock- Jock went on.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Rebels?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Rob?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ See? ’ said a voice from the doll ’s house.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ She lived from the summer until the snow, right?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ She said that ’s what children were supposed to do. ’ ‘ Did you? ’ ‘ Would you?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ She said that ’s what children were supposed to do. ’ ‘ Did you? ’ ‘ Would you?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ She used her brother as bait! ’ ‘ Amazing, was n’t it? ’ said Miss Tick.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Smells like toe- nails, do n’t it? ’ ‘ Yes, it does! ’ said Tiffany, gratefully.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sneebs! ’ he said, and in her head appeared the words: ‘ Get away from here! ’ ‘ Excuse me? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ So what are you? ’ There were unlimited supplies of no answer at all.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ So what? ’ said Rob.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ So why did Miss Tick put a spell on you? ’ ‘ Her?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ So why did Miss Tick put a spell on you? ’ ‘ Her?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ So?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry, but — ’ ‘ Has what ’s going on got something to do with magic? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Speak up for me? ’ answered the Queen, her fine eyebrows arching.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sweetie? ’ she hissed.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tame ones? ’ Tiffany wondered, aloud.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ That being a nook or resting place? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ That is true, is n’t it? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ That was all right, was n’t it? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ The Death of Kings Through the Ages? ’ he said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ The horrible child who screams for sweeties all the time? ’ The daisy stems parted and the boy Roland darted out and joined her under the leaf.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ The other side? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ The way to the Queen ’s land? ’ ‘ Oh, aye. ’ ‘ Well, would you care to tell me? ’ ‘ I dinnae need to tell a kelda, ’ said William.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ The way to the Queen ’s land? ’ ‘ Oh, aye. ’ ‘ Well, would you care to tell me? ’ ‘ I dinnae need to tell a kelda, ’ said William.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ There is n’t anyone, is there? ’ said Tiffany, backing away.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ They want to marry me! ’ ‘ Mm phmm ffm mm? ’ ‘ What are you eating? ’ The toad swallowed.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ They want to marry me! ’ ‘ Mm phmm ffm mm? ’ ‘ What are you eating? ’ The toad swallowed.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tiffany who? ’ said the voice.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ To be a kelda of the Nac Mac Feegle, you have to marry one of ‘ em, do n’t you? ’ said Mrs Ogg, innocently.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Very helpful? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Want a sweetie? ’ she whispered.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Wazzup? ’ Tiffany turned him round to face the things.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ We ne’er took an Aching ship wi’out the leave o ’ Granny! ’ ‘ Granny Aching let you have sheep? ’ ‘ Aye, she did, did, did that!
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ We ’re going to keep going! ’ ‘ Aye?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ We ’re not doing very well around here, are we? ’ That was true.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ We ’re not talking about nice dreams, are we? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Weewee mens? ’ he said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, are ye? ’ he said, pulling himself out as if nothing had happened.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, can you face these? ’ Every Nac Mac Feegle sword suddenly glowed blue.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, if you think you ’re dead, then what are they? ’ she went on, pointing to a couple of small bodies.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, we have got to find my brother, OK?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, you know how things like shirts billow out on a washing line when it ’s windy?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Were they ill? ’ ‘ No.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Were you a handsome prince? ’ she asked.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Whap?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about you, toad? ’ said Tiffany, looking into the apron pocket.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are these? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you doing? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you talking about? ’ ‘ I.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What did I say?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What did you do to him? ’ ‘ He ’ll mend, ’ said Granny Aching, carefully ignoring the question.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What did you say to him? ’ snapped the Queen.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What did you say to him? ’ the Queen demanded, as the boy ran towards the hammer man.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you eat? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you mean? ’ ‘ You keep talking about “ they ”, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you want me to do? ’ ‘ The kelda sent us, ’ said Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What does all that Viznee- facey- em stuff mean, my learned friend? ’ he said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What does she teach? ’ she asked.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What happened? ’ ‘ How did you know I saw Jenny Green- Teeth? ’ ‘ I ’m a witch.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What happened? ’ ‘ How did you know I saw Jenny Green- Teeth? ’ ‘ I ’m a witch.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What have you done with them? ’ Tiffany shouted.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is it I want you to do? ’ ‘ Fee ’ the cluck- clucks, ’ said Wentworth.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What size of soup plates?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What was Wullie saying about roasting “ big stuff ”? ’ Tiffany demanded.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What will I have to do? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What would that be, then? ’ said Daft Wullie, in a slow, careful voice.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’re they? ’ ‘ They ’re insects that bite sheep and suck blood and do n’t drop off until they ’re full, ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s funny about this?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s going on, toad? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s happened? ’ ‘ Where ’s all oour old footprints gone? ’ said Daft Wullie.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s happened? ’ ‘ Where ’s all oour old footprints gone? ’ said Daft Wullie.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s happening, Rob Anybody? ’ she said, laying the words down carefully.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s happening?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s in it for the drome? ’ she asked.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s magic, eh?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that got to do with it?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that? ’ ‘ Not to use it.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s the name of the place the monsters come from? ’ ‘ Ach, ye prob’ly ken the place well, ’ said Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s worse than that? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s your name, pictsie? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What, er, kind of nightmares are coming? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ he said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ said Rob Anybody innocently, his hand firmly over the mouth of the struggling Wullie.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ said Tiffany, blinking.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ ‘ Eh?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ ‘ Eh?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ When does the tide come back? ’ ‘ Urn, not for hours, I think, ’ said Tiffany, feeling the slow, nasty panic getting bigger.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where are you going? ’ shouted Roland behind her.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where do they come from? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where have they gone? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where is he? ’ ‘ Nae, nae, but the kelda knows the way of the Quin.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where wuz I? ’ the kelda continued.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where ’s Wentworth?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where ’s the frying pan?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who are you? ’ he said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who do you mean?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who from?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who knows? ’ said the witch.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who will speak up for you? ’ Tiffany said aloud.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ’s coming wi ’ me? ’ That seemed to work.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ’s the wee bigjob who knows sich a lot about aviation? ’ he said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Whp? ’ it croaked.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Whut d’ye think of the wee place, eh? ’ said a voice from below.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Whut eiggs? ’ said one.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Whut ’s the plan, Rob? ’ said one of them.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Whut?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why are you talking like this? ’ ‘ I- I do n’t know, ’ said the toad.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why ca n’t Fion be kelda here? ’ William nodded.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why did you do that? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why did you say it? ’ ‘ I do n’t know, I do n’t know, ’ moaned the toad.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why is there snow on the ground? ’ This has become the Queen ’s land.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why the frying pan? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why wo n’t you do what I say?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why would the Queen take my brother? ’ she asked eventually.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why ’re we stopping?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Will ye mind that, ye who sit in judgement?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Will ye no ’ help us? ’ ‘ Help you? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Will ye no ’ help us? ’ ‘ Help you? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Will ye, Tiffan? ’ She held up a thumb the size of a match head and waited.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Will you get into trouble, do you think? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Witches ’ school? ’ said Mistress Weatherwax.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Worse than Jenny?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would it be the stuff in a kind o ’ big bottle kind o ’ thingie? ’ ‘ Wi ’ a wee skull and crossbones on it? ’ said Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would it be the stuff in a kind o ’ big bottle kind o ’ thingie? ’ ‘ Wi ’ a wee skull and crossbones on it? ’ said Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ W’a ’s happening? ’ he said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ye dinnae ken o ’ the Quin?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ye dinnae learn, do ye?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ye ken anyone who keeps bees? ’ said the kelda.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ye ken that dream wi ’ the big party?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ye ken them wee bitty bugs that clings onto the sheeps and suck themsel ’ full o ’ blood and then drop off again?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes. ’ ‘ And people think she killed him? ’ said Miss Tick.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ ‘ Look, I did n’t — I mean, I did n’t lie to anyone or anything, ’ he blurted out.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ ‘.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ ‘.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ ‘.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ye’re nae gon na get nasty aboot it? ’ said Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ye’ve got that little bitty bit inside o ’ you that holds on, right?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You all knew that was the way through, did n’t you? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ca n’t do magic here? ’ said the voice in the hat.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ca n’t prove anything. ’ ‘ You do n’t have matches on you, do you? ’ said the woman to Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You can have defence lawyers. ’ ‘ Defence? ’ said Rob Anybody.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do not want to meet her, ever. ’ ‘ She ’s bad? ’ ‘ Worse.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do n’t think she ’s trying to feed you up before she bakes you in an oven and eats you, do you? ’ ‘ Of course not.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do n’t think so? ’ ‘ Um.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You find this funny? ’ she demanded.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You have a question? ’ said Miss Tick.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know, where they can drink and fight and feast for ever?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You live in one of the mounds? ’ Tiffany asked.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You mean like having talents? ’ said Tiffany, wrinkling her brow.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You mean the dream keeps on going? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You mean they ’re dead? ’ Tiffany whispered.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You mean we can have lawyers on oour side as well? ’ ‘ Yes, of course, ’ said the toad.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You mean you do n’t mind? ’ he said at last.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You roast “ big stuff in the chalk pit?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You said, “ Can I stop it? ”, not “ Can anyone stop it? ” or “ Can we stop it? ” That ’s good.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You said, “ Can I stop it? ”, not “ Can anyone stop it? ” or “ Can we stop it? ” That ’s good.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You said, “ Can I stop it? ”, not “ Can anyone stop it? ” or “ Can we stop it? ” That ’s good.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You take the tobacco?
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You were being metapahorrical, were n’t you? ’ said Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You were the people who filled the water buckets? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You wo n’t tell anyone, will you? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You would n’t be happier with, say, Henry? ’ said Tiffany, helplessly.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You would tell me if I was, would n’t you? ’ said Tiffany urgently.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You would? ’ Tiffany sounded so surprised that the twiddler looked around at his colleagues for support.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re putting the dog into the barn with a sheep, Mrs Aching? ’ said the bailiff.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’ve been watching me all the time? ’ ‘ Aye, mistress.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’ve got to find the place where the time is different, for one thing. ’ ‘ But how can I do that? ’ wailed Tiffany.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Your name is Roland, is n’t it? ’ she said.
The Wee Free Men (ta1) - Terry Pratchett	“ Ken ” means “ know ”. ’ ‘ And his dinner? ’ ‘ Forget about his dinner for now, ’ said the toad.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	- if I have a look in your head?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Oh? ” she said coldly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Oook? ” “ The other night, I looked into his room.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Phooey? ” suggested Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Yes? ” Rincewind gazed up at the Thing, which was still staring into the light.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ You wish to make a point? ” “ It ’s the Archchancellor ’s hat, if you must know, ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	A figurehat. ” “ Figurehat? ” “ Worn by a figurehead. ” “ But the gods choose the Archchancellor! ” Carding raised an eyebrow.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	A merry Small Gods ’ Day prank, is it? ” His eyes swivelled to meet those of a small boy holding a long metal staff.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	A quick game of Significant Quest?”[23] “ Drink? ” said Creosote.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	A sock of force? ” Rincewind focused on it.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	A wizard ’s true vocation, you see- ” “ Is it really true that the wise suffer themselves to be ruled in this way? ” Carding growled.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	AND I MUST SAY YOU PEOPLE ARE GIVING ME A BUSY DAY “ How do you manage to be in so many places at the same time? ” GOOD ORGANISATION.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	About fifteen so far; I think. ” “ Were they good or bad? ” “ Just dead, I think.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	An astonishingly devious and clever mind. ” “ So you tried his head on for size? ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	And a girl. ” “ Why? ” “ It might be rather difficult to explain.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	And what would humans be without love? ” RARE, said Death.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	And where is this? ” “ My name is Creosote, Seriph of Al Khali, ” said the fat man, “ and this is my Wilderness.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	And why not?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	And, among the rubble, the following conversation might have been heard: “ There ’s something moving under here! ” “ Under that?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Ape, monkey, what ’s the difference? ” said Sconner.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Approximately? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right? ” Rincewind leaned against a pillar decorated with embarrassing sculpture and wheezed.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Are you coming? ” Rincewind hesitated.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	BUT WHAT PRECISELY DO YOU EXPECT TO GAIN?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	But just think how good you ’ll feel in your next life- Look, just shut up, will I?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	But look at it like this- you quite like her, do n’t you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	But what does it feel like?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	By older and wiser minds. ” “ But he wants the Archchancellor ’s hat! ” “ Why ca n’t he have it? ” Spelter ’s mouth dropped open.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	By the way, where is that hat? ” “ I do n’t know, ” said Spelter, who was still quite shaken.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Can you hear me? ” He felt sure that something moved, far back in the darkness.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Can you make it go up further? ” “ Yes, but I ’m not going to, ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Can you sing, wizard? ” “ I might be able to, ” said Rincewind, cautiously.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Can you? ” “ Ten men in each canoe, ” said Conina grimly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Cohen the Barbarian? ” Rincewind grinned to show it was a joke.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Come for what? ” “ To take my place.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Conina opened her mouth to agree and the words “ Why not? ” slid past her lips.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Could you imagine a better substance to build the new home of sourcery? ” The staff flared for a moment, melting the clouds.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Could your old wizardry do half as much? ” It seemed to Spelter that his voice took on a metallic edge.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	DID YOU?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Did he fight the sourcerer? ” “ Oh, yes.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Did you ask? ” “ No, ” said Spelter, still glowering at the almanackical interjector.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Did you hear it? ” Nijel listened.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Do I mean aeons?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t even- ” “ It belonged to my grandfather- ” “ A real magic carpet? ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you know what a seraglio is? ” “ Um.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you think we should shut the box? ” It ’s perfectly safe now, said the hat ’s voice from inside the glow.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you think? ” By way of an answer Conina vaulted up on to the largest horse, which by the look of it belonged to a soldier.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Do you believe in Paradise, o peachcheeked blossom? ” “ Not as such, no. ” “ Oh, ” said Creosote.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Do you know that? ” “ You will all stand very still. ” Abrim the vizier stepped out of a ruined archway.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Do you not agree? ” No.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand? ” Carding raised his head gently, in case bits of it fell off.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Do you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Does it really do the opposite of what you command? ” “ No.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Eee orr ife! ” Rincewind said “ Pardon? ” But the thing had gone past and was lurching awkwardly across the ancient lawn.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Eh?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Everyone ’s going to die, okay?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Finally he managed, “ Have you? ” She waggled an eyebrow at him.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	For example, do you know how many trolls it takes to change a lamp- wick? ” “ This slab moves, ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	For example- why is it that wizards do not rule the world? ” “ What? ” “ It is a simple question.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	For example- why is it that wizards do not rule the world? ” “ What? ” “ It is a simple question.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Green fire, you want? ” “ Also to make hot lead run in their bones, ” said the captain.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Hah? ” Rincewind turned to Conina, who was leaning on the rail examining her fingernails.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone ever told you your neck is as a tower of ivory? ” “ Never, ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Have I got one of those?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Have I taught you nothing?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	He eased himself up gently and added, “ Has anyone seen the lamp? ” “ Forget it.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	He gave you what you wanted, did n’t he? ” “ We may never forgive him, ” said Hakardly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	He is unfair and unjust to everyone, without fear or favour. ” “ And you are content with this? ” said Coin.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	He looked down blankly at the blue and gold pattern underneath him, and added, “ You ’re flying this, are n’t you? ” Through me!
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	He thought: am I a point of weakness?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	He wanted to say: It ’s the Archchancellor ’s hat, do n’t you understand?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	He ’s all right, is n’t he?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Heroically. ” “ Is it heroic to die like this? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	How can the effect be described with delicacy and taste?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	How did you get the carpet to fly?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	How do I know?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	How do you think I feel about it?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	How powerful are you? ” “ Powerful? ” said Billias.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	How powerful are you? ” “ Powerful? ” said Billias.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	How should I know?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	I ca n’t help it, I take after my father. ” “ Who was he, then?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	I ca n’t swim. ” “ What, not a stroke? ” Rincewind hesitated, and twiddled the star on his hat cautiously.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	I ca n’t use magic. ” “ Are you sure? ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t seem to meet many nice people. ” “ Yes, well- ” “ He ’s looking at us! ” “ So what?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what ’s been happening?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	I suppose you would n’t know the way? ” “ Thousands of rooms, ” said the Seriph, ” in here, you know.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	I taught myself. ” “ Really? ” “ I sent off for courses.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	I warn you. ” “ A wizard?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	I ’m an addict. ” “ Addicted to what? ” “ Life.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve got another one somewhere. ” “ But in the end it has something heavy? ” “ Um.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve met him. ” “ What did he look like? ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	IPSLORE THE RED?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	IS THIS WISE?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	If really powerful wizards wo n’t do anything about it, how can I? ” “ Oook, ” agreed the Librarian, sewing a ruptured spine.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	In a manner of speaking. ” “ In a manner of speaking? ” Carding got up and gathered his skirts around him.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Is he harmed?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Is it- going to be all right? ” The Librarian nodded.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that right lad? ” “ Are you puissant? ” said the boy.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that right lad? ” “ Are you puissant? ” said the boy.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that right, boys? ” There was a chorus of vague murmurs.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Is that not a joyous thing?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Is that not so, brothers? ” “ We have the city, ” said one of the wizards.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Is that what you think we should do? ” “ Yes.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Is the world ready for the triumph of ice? ” “ It bloody veil better be, ” said the giant, and swung his glacier prod at Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Is there not one among you who has done more magic, real magic, in the past twenty- four hours than he has done in the whole of his life before?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Is there one among you who does not, in his heart of hearts, truly agree with me? ” Spelter shuddered.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	It belongs to wizards! ” “ Why are you getting so worked up? ” she said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	It eats crisps. ” “ What about people? ” “ Oh, and people.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	It is vital that we are not taken back, do you understand?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	It may have struck you that I am not exactly gifted in the magical department?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a bit stuffy in here, is n’t it?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	It ’s easy enough, is n’t it?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	It ’s stuck. ” “ Do n’t you want to hear the rest of the joke? ” said Rincewind, in a pained voice.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	It ’s, um, Rincewind, is n’t it? ” said the bursar, without much enthusiasm.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	I’M SORRY?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	I’M SORRY?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Just a figure of speech. ” “ What are we going to do? ” she wailed.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Just hold hands, will you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Kitten?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Like what?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Look ”, he added quickly, “ how can people kill like that?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Look, go away, will you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Lots. ” “ Lots? ” whispered Creosote.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	May I have a look at your staff?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	May I read you my latest oeuvre? ” “ Egg? ” said Rincewind, who was n’t following this.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	May I read you my latest oeuvre? ” “ Egg? ” said Rincewind, who was n’t following this.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	My faculties are fully engaged- do any of you wish to argue? ” “ No, Sconner, ” they chorused.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	My men saw you. ” “ The Seriph employs slavers? ” snapped Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Nice voice?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Ninety thousand volumes, is n’t it, Spelter? ” “ Um?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Ninety thousand volumes, is n’t it, Spelter? ” “ Um?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	No matter what happens. ” “ No matter what? ” said Coin uncertainly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	No sense in- ” “ Who rules the Disc?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Not often. ” “ Are you sure you are a wizard? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Now take- ” “ You?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Oh blast, thought Rincewind, you ’re not my conscience again, are you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Okay, come on. ” “ Why?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	On my head? ” Good grief.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	One of them said, “ Hear what, brother? ” Carding smiled, and it was a wide, mad smile.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Or at least in her vicinity. ” “ Why did n’t you say so?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Or sometimes the back of your hand, sometimes. ” “ And then perhaps it destroys a whole city? ” said Coin.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Otherwise, why ve do it? ” “ Only there ’s a lot of people out there who would prefer you not to, you see ”, said Nijel, desperately.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Put me down a little way ahead of them so I ’ve got a while to get sorted out. ” “ Get what sorted out? ” Nijel did n’t answer.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Recidivist? ” he hazarded.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Right? ” There was a shuffling of curly- toed boots.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Rule Ankh- Morpork?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	See?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Shall we go in? ” Rincewind glanced up at the dingy pole just visible in the smoky light of the spitting torches.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	She ’s pretty good company, eh?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Show a little dignity! ” “ Why are you under the table, then? ” said Spelter sourly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	So I am going to hit you, all right? ” He brought his fist back and let fly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	So when Nijel said: “ They just pointed their fingers without so much as- ”, Rincewind snapped: “ Just shut up, will you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Some sounds?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Sort of like, one free wizard with every concubine sold?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Sort of the end of the world?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Sort of. ” “ Is it dangerous? ” The Luggage shuffled round to stare at her again.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Sort of. ” “ Sort of?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Stay beyond, okay?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	TELL ME, said Death, HOW DID YOU GUIDE THE STEPS OF YOUR OTHER SONS?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	That ’s sneaky! ” “ What are you talking about? ” “ Oh.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	That ’s what wisdom is all about, you ’ll find that out when you grow up, it ’s a case of biding one ’s time- ” “ Where is this Patrician?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	The girls said it ’s the only thing he ’s interested in. ” “ Er. ” “ Are you all right? ” “ Fine, fine, ” Rincewind muttered.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	The magic broke through and we went with it, I think. ” “ And those things? ” They regarded the Things.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	The way I see it, why me? ” “ But you said it ’s the symbol of wizardry!
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Then Creosote said, “ Where are we, do you suppose? ” “ It smells like someone ’s underwear drawer, ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Then you ’ve got nothing to lose, have you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	They said I was mentally unstable, can you believe that? ” “ No, ” said Rincewind, truthfully.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	They ’ve been waiting to break into our world for- ” he frowned-”ians? ” “ Aeons, ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Two weeks every August but, of course, usually one can never get away. ” “ Got a lot of lamps, have you? ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Um? ” “ But the rats- ” “ Grain ship in harbour, I expect.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	WHERE ARE YOU?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Want to try it one more time? ” Rincewind nodded gloomily.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Was n’t that a tower over in Quirm, where the Circle Sea opened on to the great Rim Ocean?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	We ’ll just let it cool down a bit, shall we?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	We ’ll look around and say “ Pardon me, did you hear something? ”? ” “ It ’s just that no two seers have ever agreed about it.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	We ’ll look around and say “ Pardon me, did you hear something? ”? ” “ It ’s just that no two seers have ever agreed about it.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	We ’re doomed anyway. ” “ Why? ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Well, have you got a deepest desire that need only take a couple of minutes?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Were they all seeing the same thing?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What did happen? ” hissed Spelter.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What did he mean, them? ” There was an outbreak of coughing and a considerable inspection of fingernails.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What do you think? ” The Luggage raised its lid a fraction.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What do you think? ” “ Could be risky, with wizards, ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What does it matter? ” They did n’t take any notice.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What does it tell you? ” “ That you ca n’t spell? ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What does it tell you? ” “ That you ca n’t spell? ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What happened to the war? ” A little cascade of mortar poured down from the ceiling on to Rincewind ’s hat.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What have you wizards got against women, then? ” Rincewind ’s brow wrinkled.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What is it? ” “ I — can’t remember.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What kept you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What kept you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What world? ” “ Do n’t you know? ” The creature took the lamp out of Nijel ’s unresisting grasp.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What world? ” “ Do n’t you know? ” The creature took the lamp out of Nijel ’s unresisting grasp.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What year is this? ” Rincewind peered around a corner, but such people as were around and vertical were far too busy panicking to bother about them.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What ’d it do? ” screamed Rincewind, trying to read his own shoulderblades.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What ’s it like, being dead?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	What?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	When all ’s said and done, what good are they?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Where am I? ” Conina recovered first.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Where did we put it? ” “ Hold on, ” said Rincewind urgently.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Where did you get the octarines? ” “ They ’re just very good Ankhstones, ” said Spelter.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Where is the boy? ” “ Still asleep- ” Spelter began.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Where is the seat for me? ” “ Are you a student? ” demanded Spelter, white with anger.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Where is the seat for me? ” “ Are you a student? ” demanded Spelter, white with anger.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Where ’d it go? ” “ Never mind about that, it ’s not important.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Which one is he? ” He surveyed the prostrate wizardry, hefting the half- brick in one hand.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Which one of you sat on my head?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Who are you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Who cares?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Who gave you your destiny?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Who knows?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s that?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Why are you standing there like that? ” “ It ’s these ropes, ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Why did n’t he feel happy about it?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Why have n’t we got much time? ” He pointed an accusing finger at the hat.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Why is he always so keen to have the last word? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Why is this? ” Carding ran his tongue over his lips.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Why is this? ” The most senior wizards exchanged knowing glances.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Why, do you want to hear one? ” “ What, now? ” “ If you like.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Why, do you want to hear one? ” “ What, now? ” “ If you like.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	With an item of apparel? ” I have much to offer, on the right head.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Without even thinking about it? ” “ I do n’t know, ” said Rincewind, in a tone of voice that suggested he was thinking about it.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Without me, who would there be to tell you what to do?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Wizardry has done nothing for the world. ” “ And if I tell you that I intend to dissolve the Orders and close the University?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Wizards or gods? ” Hakardly thought quickly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Would it be foolish to pass a remark?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Would this be any good?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Would you like one of these? ” He snapped his fingers at one of the girls.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Would you like to? ” Spelter padded over to a dark oak cabinet and pulled out a couple of glasses, which he filled from the water jug.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Yes, all right, but why me?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Yes, what do you want? ” This last comment was to Ardrothy, who was trying to sneak past unnoticed.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Yes. ” “ How does it work? ” “ Um.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You can tell, ca n’t you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You have n’t been drinking, have you? ” “ No! ” “ Um.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You know, just at the last minute. ” “ Oook? ” Coin looked closely at the cobbles, as if by mere concentration he could change what he saw.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You mean we wo n’t be certain?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You mean you ’re me?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You rather like her, do n’t you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You said yourself people had to forget. ” “ Oook? ” “ I ca n’t help it!
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You see?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You wanted her to steal you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You will remember it for the rest of your lives. ” “ What, until lunchtime? ” said Rincewind weakly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You would n’t have one, would you? ” “ Look the other way, ” Conina warned.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You ’d better give me a leg up here, wizard. ” “ Pardon? ” Conina pointed irritably to a half- open stone doorway just ahead of them.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You ’d like to see more of her?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You ’ll do something brave, and then you ’ll die. ” “ What alternative have we got? ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You ’re not frightened of him, are you? ” “ Suppose he talks to me! ” Rincewind looked blank.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You ’re not my conscience again, are you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You ’re safe now. ” “ What, you mean I ’m all alone with a female homicidal maniac? ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve neglected something fundamental. ” “ Well? ” “ Well what? ” sniffed Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve neglected something fundamental. ” “ Well? ” “ Well what? ” sniffed Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Your father really is Cohen the Barbarian? ” “ Yes. ” The girl scowled at Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	Your place? ” “ I generally sleep at the University, ” said Rincewind, hopping along behind her.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	a- ” “ Anus mirabilis? ” Carding frowned.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	a- ” “ New, um, dawn? ” “ Exactly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	apples? ” There was a metallic chord as four men drew their swords in perfect harmony.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	brothers? ” There was a chorus of uncertain mumbling.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	it would n’t be a sort of battered pointy one, with lots of stuff on it?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	who among you has been into your dark library these past few days?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	who are you? ” “ My name is Conina. ” Rincewind looked at her blankly for some time.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	who knows what we could do? ” “ Today the city, tomorrow the world, ” said someone at the back of the crowd.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ A duel, eh? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ A great big hall, which is why it ’s called- ” “ Who are those people? ” said Coin.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ About how deep is the sea here, would you say?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ After all, you would n’t make a forgery, would you? ” “ Not as, um, such- ” “ It ’s just a hat.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ All right, what did you see? ” “ Well, I ’m not exactly- ” “ You do n’t know, do you? ” snapped Sconner.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ All right, what did you see? ” “ Well, I ’m not exactly- ” “ You do n’t know, do you? ” snapped Sconner.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ All we really wanted was a bit of respect. ” “ Are you sure you ’re all right? ” Carding nodded vaguely.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ And all that ’s supposed to tell me something, is it?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ And before dark? ” “ Not then, either. ” Conina sighed.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ And is he a fair and just ruler? ” Carding thought about it.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ And is there any alcohol? ” said Creosote.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ And now you have come for the child? ” NO.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ And then, ” he continued, “ when you get back to the other side- ” “ What shall I do? ” Rincewind hesitated.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ And we ’re not scared of a few old books, are we, lads? ” He glowered at the smallest wizard.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ And what can be found in it that can stand against us? ” Hakardly thought that something was expected of him.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ And what does that do? ” he said slowly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ And what was that about my hair? ” she said encouragingly, hauling him back and refilling his glass.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ And while you ’re down there, build some dungeons. ” “ Have you the faintest inkling of what you are doing? ” said the Patrician.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ And why is it rocking? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Any geas in it? ” “ He ’s got a point, ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Any good? ” “ Do n’t know.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Any wizard in particular? ” Rincewind said guardedly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyone else? ” she said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are n’t we going to help him? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are we going to be attacked? ” “ Could be.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are we? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you a student here? ” “ I ’m learning quite a lot, I think. ” Nijel was wandering around the walls, giving them the occasional prod.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you alive? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right? ” said Conina, anxiously.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right? ” said one of them.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right? ” she said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you any good with that sword? ” Without taking his eyes off the guards, Nijel fumbled in his pack and handed Rincewind the book.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you coming or not? ” The lid shut with a snap.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you going to offer them all a quick perm? ” The men edged a little closer.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you looking for Rincewind? ” said Coin.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you mad? ” he hissed.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you mad? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you much of a raconteur? ” “ What? ” He licked his suddenly dry lips.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you much of a raconteur? ” “ What? ” He licked his suddenly dry lips.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you steering this thing? ” she said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you trying to be funny? ” “ Me? ” “ And here ’s me without a weapon, ” said Conina, sweeping back across the deck.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you trying to be funny? ” “ Me? ” “ And here ’s me without a weapon, ” said Conina, sweeping back across the deck.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Astringent, ” said War, “ I think. ” “ It ’s not that, then? ” “ Should n’t think so, ” said Famine, glumly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Begins with an H. ” “ Hedonism? ” said Rincewind desperately.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Bough? ” “ Cow? ” suggested Conina, with forced brightness.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Bough? ” “ Cow? ” suggested Conina, with forced brightness.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Brothers, ” he said again, “ do you not see what has happened?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ But I wonder, ” said Nijel, “ if we have done exactly the right thing. ” “ We ’re moving, are n’t we? ” demanded Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ But did n’t you see what they just turned them into? ” “ Dead people, ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ But is this the right time?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ But not so puissant as you, I ’m sure. ” “ I am to be made Archchancellor, as is my destiny? ” “ Oh, absolutely, ” said Carding.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ But why should I ally, ” he rolled the unfamiliar word around his tongue, “ with you, a mere fifth level?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t you hear them? ” They shook their heads.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t you hear them? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I go now? ” A gale was howling down out of a clear sky as Rincewind toiled towards the tower of sourcery.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Can we stop it? ” The future is uncertain on that point.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you feel something? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you smell oil? ” she added, suspiciously.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Come on, use a bit of magic, will you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Come?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Could be. ” “ Almost certain death? ” “ Almost certainly. ” Rincewind nodded, and picked up his hat.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Did we do that? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you do that? ” he demanded.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you have anywhere in mind? ” “ It probably wo n’t matter.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you see that? ” he demanded.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you see what happened? ” he whispered.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you understand any of that? ” she said, cautiously.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you make an appearance when a wizard is about to die? ” OF COURSE.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Do they have any drink down there? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Do they? ” he said, and coughed.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know any lamp- wick jokes? ” he said, settling himself comfortably on the sand.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know what this is? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you mean magic attracts these creatures? ” he said eventually.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you mind if I ask you a question? ” said Rincewind, stepping over the luckless pedestrian who lay coiled around his private pain.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you mind if we go down now? ” said Nijel weakly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you mind-? ” he began.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you see it?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think it ’s an Undead?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think that would be a good idea?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Does it belong to you? ” “ Not really.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Does it make any difference? ” said Creosote, who was lying flat on his horse ’s neck with his eyes shut.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Does n’t it worry you? ” “ Not much.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Eh? ” “ I will not harm you.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Everyone okay? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Excuse me, ” he said, “ which way to the harem? ” “ Turn left three doors down, ” said the man, without looking around.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Excuse me, ” said Conina, “ but who are you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Father always said it was quite tasty. ” “ Not insects? ” said Creosote.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Fly? ” “ Oook. ” “ Can they do that? ” “ Oook, ” nodded the Librarian.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Fly? ” “ Oook. ” “ Can they do that? ” “ Oook, ” nodded the Librarian.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Funny curve to the walls. ” “ Where are we? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Give me away? ” “ Yes.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Go avay, hot person. ” “ Sorry, but is this really necessary? ” The giant looked at him in frozen astonishment.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Good. ” “ Whatever they are. ” “ What? ” Conina grabbed his arm.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Gook? ” “ What should I do now? ” “ Gook? ” Coin waved vaguely at the desolation.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Gook? ” “ What should I do now? ” “ Gook? ” Coin waved vaguely at the desolation.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Gook? ” “ What should I do now? ” “ Gook? ” Coin waved vaguely at the desolation.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Hah? ” he insisted, making a mere single syllable do the work of a whole string of blood- congealing threats.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Hard to disobey, is n’t it? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Have I got this right?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Have any of you seen the gods? ” There was a chorus of hesitant denials.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Have to use sand. ” “ You ’re going to attack them with a sockful of sand? ” “ No.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you got the, um, Patrician in there? ” “ Oook. ” “ What about the little doggie? ” “ Oook. ” “ Oh.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you got the, um, Patrician in there? ” “ Oook. ” “ What about the little doggie? ” “ Oook. ” “ Oh.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you thought what it might be like selling groceries for the next fifty years? ” Nijel muttered darkly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ He says his father ’s name is Ipslore. ” “ I wonder how many brothers has he got? ” said Spelter.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ He ’s gone to bed, ” he said, “ with a hot milk drink. ” “ Milk? ” said one of the wizards, with tired horror in his voice.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey, is that the time? ” He vanished.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Highness? ” “ My Grand Vizier, ” said the Seriph.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” said Rincewind, who was still wondering how the words got into his head.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” “ I said, are you puissant?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” “ I said, are you puissant?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Hold on, hold on, ” said Rincewind urgently, “ What ’s going on?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ How can I put this? ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ How can you grant my deepest desire if the world ’s going to end? ” The hat appeared to think about it.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you guess that? ” “ He told me some people would come looking for him. ” Conina relaxed.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ How do you feel about snakes? ” said one of the guards.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ How does it work? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ How far do we have to go to be safe? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ How long have you been a barbarian hero? ” “ I ’m just getting started.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ How many have you got? ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ How many people are there on this continent, do you think? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ How much longer do I have? ” Death pulled a large hourglass from the secret recesses of his robe.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ How? ” “ Well, you ’re.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I am sure, my good brother, that you would not be defeated in affairs of the Art by a mere stripling? ” Gravie hesitated.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I get these colds, you see. ” “ Perhaps you should try wearing, well, a bit more clothing? ” “ Oh, I could n’t do that.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, do you know many stories? ” he croaked.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, how did they all get started?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, in size, shape or smell? ” she went on.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I meant, ” said Ipslore, bitterly, “ what is there in this world that makes living worth while? ” Death thought about it.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I must give them a chance? ” YES.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I myself have created a castle- ” “ We rule the city, but who rules the world? ” said Carding.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I negotiate?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I promised my mother. ” “ Woolly underwear? ” Strange things were happening in Al Khali that night.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I said, do n’t you think it was made for me? ” said Carding.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I say, what happened? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I say, ” said Nijel, “ are you all right? ” “ Nnh, ” said Rincewind, and the syllable turned into a large doughnut.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I say?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I say? ” he shouted.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose a quick anecdote is out of the question? ” he croaked.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose we could n’t stop somewhere where I could buy an inn? ” “ What with? ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose we could n’t stop somewhere where I could buy an inn? ” “ What with? ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose you do n’t know a good rhyme for “ thou ”? ” he said peevishly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose you just say “ up ” and “ down ” and things like that. ” “ How about “ fly through the wall ”? ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ll just go and see if I can find the hat, shall I? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ll just go and see who it is, then? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m sorry? ” he corrected himself.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m sorry? ” “ There has n’t been magic like that in this university in centuries, ” said Carding, “ maybe for thousands of years.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ve heard about them, is n’t it worth a try? ” Creosote shook his head.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ve heard about what they do- ” “ Should I know? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ If it was going to answer to them it would have done, would n’t it? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ In that? ” she said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ In the circumstances it is best not to think about it, yuh? ” said the genie.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ In what respect, exactly? ” he said, his voice a shade more normal.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ In what? ” Something about the way in which the spirit hesitated caused Nijel ’s mind to leap a tall conclusion from a standing start.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is Rincewind here? ” she said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is anything bad happening to him? ” “ It may be, ” said Hakardly, guardedly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is everyone all right?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is he asleep? ” said Creosote.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it a sort of bird? ” “ I think it ’s more a sort of obligation, or something, ” said Nijel, but without much certainty.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it invisible? ” Rincewind risked a look behind him.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it magical? ” he said, curiously.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is lettuce involved? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is n’t there some sort of formal ceremony? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is something the matter, Spelter? ” said Coin.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that a small enough chance for you? ” SUFFICIENTLY MOLECULAR.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that good? ” Do you ever understand anything anyone says to you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that good? ” Do you ever understand anything anyone says to you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that good? ” “ No. ” “ But surely you want wizardry to triumph? ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that good? ” “ No. ” “ But surely you want wizardry to triumph? ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that how it happens? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that the first time you ’ve seen someone killed? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there somewhere we can hide?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is this Ankh? ” she said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is this a riddle? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Is your geese giving you trouble? ” said the Seriph.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ It does n’t understand the language? ” “ Language has n’t got anything to do with it.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ It is, you might say, the symbol of office? ” “ Absolutely, but look, if you put it on, I ’d better warn you- ” Shut up.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ It refuses to tell me. ” “ Well, why do you want to know? ” Abrim laughed.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ It suits me, do n’t you think? ” said Carding.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ It took ages. ” “ Why did n’t you try magic? ” Carding waggled his fingers, and grasped the tall cool glass that appeared in mid- air.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ It would be nice to think so, would n’t it? ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s all right, is n’t it?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s magic, is n’t it? ” he said hopefully.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s magic, is n’t it? ” said Abrim the vizier.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s physically impossible. ” “ We ’re in the lamp? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s rather pathetic, is n’t it? ” said Creosote.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s very important. ” “ Why? ” said Creosote.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s you who should be worrying. ” “ Why me? ” “ You ’re the only other one who ’s wearing a dress. ” Rincewind bridled.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Just run that by me again, will you? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Just shut up, will you? ” said the temporary leader.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Kleptomania?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Know him? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Legs given out? ” “ It ’s- it ’s the hat.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Let ’s do lunch next Tuesday, okay? ” “ Do what? ” “ I ’m a little energetic right now. ” “ You ’re a little-? ” Conina began.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Let ’s do lunch next Tuesday, okay? ” “ Do what? ” “ I ’m a little energetic right now. ” “ You ’re a little-? ” Conina began.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Let ’s do lunch next Tuesday, okay? ” “ Do what? ” “ I ’m a little energetic right now. ” “ You ’re a little-? ” Conina began.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Like a sort of ringing noise? ” “ Watch.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Look at that! ” “ Oook? ” There was a shiny black tide flowing out of a grating near the kitchens.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, how can you do magic?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, just shut up, will you? ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, push off, will you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, ” she said, “ you wo n’t tell him who I really am, will you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Looking for a man, little lady? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Lost track of time?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Marmalade? ” he volunteered.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Me?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Millions, I expect? ” “ If I were wise, I would n’t be here, ” said Rincewind, with feeling.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Mind what? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Nnh. ” “ Why not try getting us out of here? ” Nijel added, and wisely flung himself flat on the floor.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ No magic, right? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ No need to laugh about it, wizard. ” “ What? ” “ It ’s not my fault. ” Rincewind ’s lips moved soundlessly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ No, ” said Conina, “ not very. ” “ Uh, ” said the genie, “ Would anyone like coffee?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ No- one raises their hand to a wizard, do you understand?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ No. ” “ Then where is it going? ” Nijel peered downwards.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Not Creosote as in “ As rich as Creosote ”? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Not leaving you short, am I? ” “ I have others. ” “ I ’ll bet. ” Rincewind reached out gingerly with the knife.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Not you, too? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Now, has everyone got their matches as instructed?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ One for the road? ” he suggested.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook. ” “ An appendectomy?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook. ” “ Do n’t let anyone in, will you?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ” It was the faintest of noises, like the eructation of cockroaches.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ” Rincewind half- dragged the ape from his nest and out through the door.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ” “ It ’s me. ” “ Oook? ” “ Spelter. ” “ Oook. ” “ Look, you ’ve got to get out!
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ” “ It ’s me. ” “ Oook? ” “ Spelter. ” “ Oook. ” “ Look, you ’ve got to get out!
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Or maybe it ’s some sort of acrobatics? ” Conina squinted upwards in the hard, white sunlight.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Out on the road, then? ” he said quietly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Overdoing what? ” said Rincewind, guiltily.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” “ It ’s in the book.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Perhaps it is the sock of an Archchancellor?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Please? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Plough? ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Pretty good, eh? ” “ Duelling is forbidden, as well you know, ” said Spelter.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Read it in a book, did you? ” said Rincewind sourly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Really a hairdresser? ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Remarkable, is n’t he? ” “ Who are you? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Remarkable, is n’t he? ” “ Who are you? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Rincewind, I ’ve known you for an hour and I ’m astonished you ’ve lived even that long! ” “ Yes, but I have, have n’t I?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Rincewind? ” The wizard shook his head gloomily, and picked up a pebble.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Rincewind? ” said Conina, kindly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Say, um, the word- sweet or dry? ” “ Um, no, ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ See this? ” he demanded, red in the face.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Seven days? ” “ Well, I ’m a slow reader. ” “ Ah, ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Shall I pick pearls from rim- most Krull, or sand from the Great Nef?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Should the stone be trembling? ” “ Nnh. ” Are you all right? ” “ Nnh. ” Nijel put his ear to the stones.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Should the stone be trembling? ” “ Nnh. ” Are you all right? ” “ Nnh. ” Nijel put his ear to the stones.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Should we? ” said Pestilence, doubtfully.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Sinking? ” “ Yes.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Snakes?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Snow? ” she said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ So they tell me. ” “ But you would n’t happen to know where they are? ” “ Not as such, ” the Seriph admitted.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ So you ’re all right for bananas and so forth? ” he inquired, after another pause.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Somewhere out of the wind? ” “ My father spent some time in Khali when he was hunting for the Lost City of Ee, ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry? ” said Hakardly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry? ” “ Those men, ” he bubbled, “ I mean, the way you kicked his.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Speaking as a poet, ” said Conina carefully, “ what would you say about this situation? ” Creosote shifted uneasily.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Stay here and explain it to the guards. ” “ Why are they chasing you? ” “ I do n’t know. ” “ Oh, come on!
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Stop wearing the robe? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Tell me what it does. ” “ How do you know I ’m a wizard? ” said Rincewind desperately.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ That was n’t the phrase I would have chosen. ” “ How would you put it, then? ” “ Er.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s all right, is n’t it?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s all right, is n’t it? ” “ It ’s a desperate sort of life, by all accounts, ” Rincewind volunteered.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s because I am. ” What exactly is the Apocralypse? ” Rincewind hesitated.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s why you must n’t tell him about me you see?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ The Lore applies to all wizards, does it not? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ The funny thing? ” repeated Conina, her eyes not leaving the Luggage.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ The gods have vanished, okay? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ The gods? ” said Coin quietly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ The ice is going to cover the whole world, right?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ The ice is going to win, is n’t it? ” said Creosote.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ The symbol of wizardry. ” “ Powerful? ” Rincewind shivered.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ There are n’t many bits left that I ’d care to pull. ” “ What ’s that thing there? ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ There is nothing we can do, is there? ” said Creosote.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ There seems to be some uncertainty? ” said Coin.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’s a girl needs rescuing? ” he said grimly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’s no telling what they ’ll do. ” “ But we ’re safe behind this wall? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’s nothing out there, is there? ” he asked.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ These people, why did we have them brought here? ” The vizier twirled his moustache, probably foreclosing another dozen mortgages.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ They are? ” she said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ They fooled you, did they? ” It was a magnificent hat.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ They want to take us somewhere, see? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ They ’re not dancing, are they? ” he said, in a desperate attempt not to believe the evidence of his own eyes.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ This is a Wilderness? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Um, ” he said, “ er, do you mind if I go away?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Um. ” “ What is this place? ” “ It ’s a sort of other dimension.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Um? ” he said, and the sudden drop in metaphorical temperature jerked him back into reality.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Um? ” said Carding, “ Oh.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Um? ” said Rincewind, vaguely.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Um? ” “ The hat, man. ” “ Oh.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Vot you want? ” it said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Want a taste? ” said the wizard.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ War? ” “ Wazzat? ” “ Was n’t there, ” Pestilence groped for his glass, “ something? ” “ Wazzat? ” “ We ought to be.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ War? ” “ Wazzat? ” “ Was n’t there, ” Pestilence groped for his glass, “ something? ” “ Wazzat? ” “ We ought to be.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ War? ” “ Wazzat? ” “ Was n’t there, ” Pestilence groped for his glass, “ something? ” “ Wazzat? ” “ We ought to be.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ War? ” “ Wazzat? ” “ Was n’t there, ” Pestilence groped for his glass, “ something? ” “ Wazzat? ” “ We ought to be.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Warrizit? ” “ I think you ought to see this, ” she hissed.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ We must seize our opportunity! ” “ What, like the staff? ” “ Follow me! ” Spelter emerged into a bright, a horrible bright new world.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ We should explain. ” “ Explain to the Ice Giants? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, I wish you every success in your search, ” he said, “ I ’d help you myself, only I ’m not going to. ” “ What? ” “ Sorry.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, would you, um, let me come in for a few minutes?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” she snapped.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Went on for thousands of years until not a- ” “ Do you know what ’s odd about that heap of stone? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What I mean was, which lamp?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What about Billias and Virrid? ” “ Childish pique, ” said Carding.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you afraid of? ” Rincewind took a deep breath.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you doing down there? ” said Conina, testily.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you doing here? ” he snapped, fumbling desperately in the snow.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you doing to it? ” he managed.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you waiting for?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What did I tell you? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What did he mean? ” Coin demanded.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you say, Carding? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you say? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you say? ” screamed Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you have in mind? ” “ Is there a way on to the roof? ” “ Yes.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you have in mind? ” “ Is there a way on to the roof? ” “ Yes.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What does it contain, then? ” ME.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What does that make him? ” A SOURCERER, AS YOU ARE WELL AWARE.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What does “ apocrustic ” mean? ” said Pestilence, gazing intently into some inner world.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What good is a candle at noonday? ” Coin turned to Spelter.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What good is a sock? ” The arm holding the staff rose.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened to the lizard, anyway?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened, then? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What happens to people after they ’re dead? ” said Coin.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What has? ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What is happening? ” said Spelter.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What is he? ” THE EIGHTH SON OF AN EIGHTH SON OF AN EIGHTH SON, said Death, unhelpfully.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What is his destiny? ” shouted Ipslore, above the rising gale.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” he whispered.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” hissed Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What is the meaning of this outr- ” he hesitated, and concluded, “ this?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What is the meaning of, um, this? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What is this place? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What is your name, young man? ” The boy ignored him and looked around at the assembled wizards.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What now? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What of these Dungeon Dimensions?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What on earth are they? ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What on earth are you doing? ” said Conina, not taking her eyes off the ghastly figure.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What was that? ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What will be left when it ’s all over? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What will be left? ” Hakardly looked down.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’d it do?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’ll happen? ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s been happening? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s going on here? ” Spelter turned to see Skarmer Billias, head of the Order of the Silver Star.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s going on? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s got into them? ” shouted Rincewind above the din.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s happening? ” he squeaked.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s he doing? ” Spelter whispered.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that? ” Carding craned.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the difference, Mr Zoologist? ” “ I do n’t know, Sconner, ” said the wizard meekly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the matter now? ” “ I ca n’t do it! ” “ What? ” Conina put her head in her hands.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the matter now? ” “ I ca n’t do it! ” “ What? ” Conina put her head in her hands.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the matter, lad? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the matter? ” “ We ’re sinking! ” The bursar stared at him for a few moments.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s wrong? ” “ Why ’s he stopped? ” “ I ’ll ask him, ” said Conina, firmly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s wrong? ” “ Why ’s he stopped? ” “ I ’ll ask him, ” said Conina, firmly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s your name, lad? ” “ Coin. ” “ Coin sir, ” snapped Spelter.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What, again? ” I mean it, said the hat sulkily.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What, apart from the legs? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What, just like that? ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What, of scalding, poisonous-? ” “ Whitewash.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What, the whole world? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” he said, and then he said, “ Oh. ” “ Got it?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” he said, and then he said, “ Oh. ” “ Got it?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Carding, as they set off down the stairs to the new incarnation of the Great Hall.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” snapped Rincewind, angry at being interrupted.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Idiot!
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Whatever happens, you musn’t use magic? ” “ That ’s it.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Where am I? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are we going? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Where do you suppose they are? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Where to next? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Where was I? ” “ Oook, ” the Librarian hinted.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s the wizard fellow? ” “ You ’ll see.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Where? ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Which lamp is this? ” said the genie hurriedly.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Which one did you intend to be? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ White wine? ” “ Foul muck. ” The genie looked shocked.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are you talking to? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are you? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are your people the other people have got to call? ” said Nijel, who was impressed, although he did n’t know why or by what.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Who cares?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Who gave it to him?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Who is that who knocketh without? ” he intoned.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Who is the most powerful wizard here? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Who knows?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Who? ” “ There ’s a magic hat I ’ve got to find.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why are you doing this to me? ” he moaned.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why are you here?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why did you let them take you off to the harem without a fight? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do n’t we ask someone?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why does n’t it work? ” she said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why is it called the Archchancellor ’s hat? ” “ The Archchancellor is the most senior wizard, you see.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why is n’t it bigger? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why me? ” he moaned.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not? ” IT ’s A MATTER OF THE LOOK OF THE THING.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why should I do everything you tell me? ” said Coin to the staff.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’s he covered in snow? ” She stopped and turned around, arms thrust into her sides, one foot tapping impatiently on the damp cobbles.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” There was something very strange about the voice, Rincewind decided.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” “ You could be just the man the Seriph needs for a job in the harem. ” A couple of slavers sniggered.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” “ You mean you do n’t know? ” said the genie.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” “ You mean you do n’t know? ” said the genie.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Wine bottle? ” said the Seriph.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ With a sock? ” said Coin.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Wizards of Unseen University, ” it said, “ have I not given you absolute dominion? ” Behind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Would you like me to trim your beard? ” said Conina, hopefully.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, but, ” he said, “ is there a lot of me, or what? ” “ It ’s all cyclic, but stop drawing attention to it, yuh?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, but, ” he said, “ is there a lot of me, or what? ” “ It ’s all cyclic, but stop drawing attention to it, yuh?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes. ” “ Exactly how long have you been a barbarian hero? ” “ Er.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes. ” “ Sorry, ” said Conina, “ have I got this right?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” said Abrim.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ You ’re not actually very good at them, are you? ” Rincewind glared at her.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ You ’re not actually very good at them, are you? ” Rincewind glared at her.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You ca n’t play a dulcimer, by any chance? ” “ How many blades has it got? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You ca n’t play a dulcimer, by any chance? ” “ How many blades has it got? ” said Conina.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You find it so hard to believe? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You have n’t been telling her about me, have you? ” he demanded.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You have n’t been, um, overdoing it? ” said the bursar.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You have n’t got about four feet of cheesewire on you, have you? ” she said wistfully.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You just put your hands together for me to stand on, right?
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You know, perhaps I could do something about all this? ”, he said in a voice tilting on the edge of terror.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean a geas? ” he said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean the way he ’s got his own private blizzard? ” “ Does n’t seem to upset him.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You see, wizardry is more- ” “ Are we not more powerful than the gods, then? ” said Coin.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You surely do n’t mean to close the University? ” said the old wizard, his voice trembling.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You think magic is just something you can pick up and use, like a, a- ” “ Parsnip? ” said Nijel.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You want it in non- wizard talk? ” “ Yes. ” “ You put it on the floor upside down, ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You want to see the best I can do, eh? ” “ Yes. ” “ Yes sir, ” snapped Spelter.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You would n’t care to, um, let me in too? ” he ventured.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re not, are you? ” he added sharply.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re poor, remember? ” “ Poor I do n’t mind, ” said the Seriph.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re quite sure? ” said Rincewind.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ Your grandad was a man with a sense of humour? ” she said.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ “ I considered I ’m a mad hat? ” “ Spelter suggested.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“ “ I think, therefore I am a hat? ” “ he hazarded.
Sourcery - Terry Pratchett	“- son of Harebut the Provision Merchant- ” “ What? ” “ You ’ve got to be the son of someone, ” Nijel explained.
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	A brick- finished stegosaurus? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett A dinosaur?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	A music band?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	A time machine? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett A werewolf?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	All five of you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	All right, Mrs Density?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	All right, but in that case how come there was a TV program about it, then?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	All right, perhaps some of them might have been made by Bigmac, but who made the first ones, eh?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Am I eating this burger? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett And I want to know what''s going on, okay?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And bend and bend and bend and- do the best you can, Miss Windex- step and step and- what?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And how come you''re so sure?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And how old is Mrs Tachyon, would you say?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And if they ask how do you know, you''ll say you''re from 1996, will you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And that''s time travel, is it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And we would have heard them on the wireless, perhaps?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And what happened with the lights? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett And what''s that on your belt?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And why should I do that, then?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And you say you are fourteen years old and live in-Captain Harris glanced at his notes,"the Joshua Chen Clement"block"which is near here, you say?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And you still believe that those crop circles last year were n''t made by Bigmac even though he swears they were?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And you''re back where you left?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Anyone got the least idea of where we are?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Anything at all?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t you listening? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Are they treating you all right?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are we talking dinosaurs, or mutant robots? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Are you a loony?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you a millionaire?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you a social worker?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right, young man?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you dense or something? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Are you going to come or not?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you going to stand around all day?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you going to tell her the truth?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you mad?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you okay?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you one of them Hitler Youths?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you serious, sir? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Are you still here?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure it was Paradise Street?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Are you''n American?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	At least leave the jacket and helmet off, all right? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Big needles and electric shocks and that?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Bigmac, why is it I get this feeling you''ve missed the point?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Bigmac? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Bigmac?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Bike? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Blimey,"he said,"how did you get there?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	But Mr Hodder says to stand where we can see you, okay? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett But do you know how to work it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	But if he never got born how did they know he''d existed?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	But supposing the phone does n''t work?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	But there''s silver candlesticks and stuff, is n''t there?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t she read all them warning signs? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Can I help you, son?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Can I smell vinegar?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Can we get on the roof, sergeant?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Can you do it again?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Can you remember what time he said? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Can you try the telephone?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Can you, er, explain things to him when he wakes up?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Cheeseburger?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Cos I''ve been born, right? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett D''you know how much sleep We''ve had this past week?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	D''you see that film where the car travelled in time when it went at eighty- eight miles an hour?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	D''you think she might''ve got out in time?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	D''you think she''s taken it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Did he mention any names?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Did he say what year?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Did he try to shoot you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t we go to some sort of party?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t you see it happening back in 1941? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Did n''t you see that program about the flying saucer that crashed and these mysterious men turned up and hushed it all up?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t you think that?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Did this chapel get hit?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Did we change anything?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Did you get the jacket?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Did you hear what that ridiculous policeman said?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Did you know that when you change time you get two futures heading off side by side?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Did you nick that?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do I?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you even have a calendar?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you know nuffin''?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you remember-?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you think that''s shameful?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do they?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do we look like spies?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do you believe it''s possible to travel in time, Hickson?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do you do that a lot?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do you have to go through doors sideways?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do you know about any of this? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Do you know anything about her?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do you know anything about this?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do you know, you start almost every sentence withWell"?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do you lot go on like this all the time?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do you think Mrs Tachyon will ever find her cat?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do you think this is really a time machine?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Does n''t that strike you as odd?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Does she do that a lot?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Does that help?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Dunno, but-"Is there some other siren in the town?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Eh? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Eleven o''clock?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Even if there''s been something built there?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Everyone all right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me, Mrs Density, are you there?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Find this Mr Hodder and tell him to listen really carefully? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Finished your breakfast, have you?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	First aid?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Fish? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett For something like Mrs Tachyon''s trolley?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Fries all right, Bigmac? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Gang badges, are they?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Go for a long walkperhaps?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Go on, what''s he say?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Good for making small things? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Got glasses?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Grandad?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Great, how do we make it work?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Ha, I bet you thought you''d got me going- what?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Have n''t you ever wondered what''d happen if a flying saucer landed in your garden? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Have n''t you looked in the bags?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Have n''t you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Have you always been called Sir John?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Have you got a Star Trek uniform?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Have you heard of a Seeley Crescent, Mildred?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	He did n''t come back this time, s''posing we go back and all get stuck? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett He says They''re just clearing the front page and what do we want?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	He was dead impressed, he said-"But you do n''t actually know anything about Mrs Tachyon, do you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	He would n''t have wandered off again, would he?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	He''s safe?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	He''s written a letter to himself? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Hello, are you going to be my grandad?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Hello?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Here, has she been looting?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Here, what''s been happening? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Hey, this is you, is n''t it?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Hey, where do you think You''re going?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Hey, you know Mrs Tachyon?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	History is full of patches as it is, without causing any more trouble, eh? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Honestly, do n''t they teach you any physics at your school?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How big?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How can you tell?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How come you''re such an expert?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How d''they work? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett How d''you know all this?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How did she do that?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How did you do it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How did you do that?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How did you get all those cuts on your hands, Wobbler? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett How did you know that?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How did you know that?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How do I know? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett How do we get back?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How do you get back? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett How do you know?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How do you mean?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How is it made?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How long''ve you got if it starts to tick?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How longs that going to be?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How many fingers am I holding up?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How old was he when he died?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How should I know? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett How should I know?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How should I know? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett How should I know?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How will we know we''re about to go back?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How would it happen, then?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How''s it going, then?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Huh? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Huh?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I am a billionaire, are n''t I, Hickson?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I fine you one mug of tea and we shall say no more about it, eh?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I mean, did I run down here or not?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I said so, and does anyone listen?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I should have asked him, should I? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett I suppose it would n''t work if we just told someone?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I suppose so,said Johnny,"but what about the trolley?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I was thinking that if I showed the others this piece from the paper They''d say, oh, yeah, that looks like ole Wobbler, so what?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I wonder what''s going to go wrong tonight?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I''d remember, would n''t I? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett I''m alive, then?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I''m sorry?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I''m still alive in 1996, Are n''t I?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	If I asked what happened,said Yoless, from somewhere under Bigmac,"what''d you say?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	If we''re going back to 1941, Let''s go prepared this time, shall we?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	If you have to ring up and tell them to sound the siren, what do you say?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Indeed? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Is it obvious?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Is it safe?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Is it? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Is that an overcoat?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Is that blood?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Is that her name?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Is that sarcasm?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Is that you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Is there?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Is this the theatre group?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It does n''t look much at the moment, but just you come back in fifty yearstime, eh?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It is safe, is n''t it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It just sort of happens?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It means it''s wrong.,That she''s got no relatives?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It was pounds and shillings and pence in those days, not pounds and pee-"Pee?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It''s a morning paper, is n''t it? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett It''s all going to get blown up?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It''s always been a jeweler''s, has n''t it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It''s different when you see people, is n''t it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It''s like that, is it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It''s not here?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It''s the only period in history when you would n''t be burned at the stake for wearing a green and purple tracksuit, is n''t it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It''swind up ole Wobbler"time again, right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Johnny?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Just name, rank and serial number, eh?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Just the thing, eh? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Kiss of life?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Knock on people''s doors and say,Excuse me, some bombers are going to bomb this street tonight."?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Let''s get on with it, shall we?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Let''s just take it quietly, shall we?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Let''s pack it in, all right? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Like grapes, you mean?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Like what?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Like what?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Listen, will you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Look through the letterbox, will you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Look, get a grip, will you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Look, try to be careful, will you? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Mat''s the point of being the richest man in the world-I am still the richest man in the world, are n''t I?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Maybe there''s a switch somewhere?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Me? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Me?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Men just sitting on hills and listening?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Messy?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Mrs Williams? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett My arms would n''t end up sticking out of a wall?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	No Parking?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	No grass? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett No""See?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	No- one nicked anything?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	None at all?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Not allowed, see?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Now do you believe us?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Now, are we going, or what?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Oh yes? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Oh yes?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Oh yes?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Oh, is that what they are?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Oh, trying to pull our leg, eh?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Oh, what''s the matter with you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Oh, yeah, right, sure, they''re still around, are they?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Oh, yeah? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Oh, yeah?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Oh, yes? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Oh, yes?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Oh, yes?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Oh? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Oh?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	On page two, is there a single column story headedFined 2/6p for Bike Offence"?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	One way or the other, hmm?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Or has to be powered by electricity?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Paradise Street?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	People of my height, you mean?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Pickled onions?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Playing cards with bombers on them?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Really? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Really?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Really? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Really?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Really? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Remember what?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Rich?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Ring up the local newspaper, will you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	S''posing something goes wrong?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Sambo''s with you, dear, is he?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Scared?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	See this?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	See up there on Blackdown? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett See?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	See? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett See?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	See?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	She does, does she? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett She got any relatives?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Should we hold on to the trolley?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Showed it you, did n''t I? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Shut up, will you?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Since when did you wear a uniform and a pudding- basin haircut?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Skinheads?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	So it''d only get chucked away, all right? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett So what?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	So you''re saying she''s a hundred years old?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	So,said Yoless, still speaking very slowly,"if there''s a lot of concrete, what happens?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Someone in Paradise Street invented a bomb?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Sorry, sergeant?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Sorry?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Spying?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Starts first time, does it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Supposing I meet me?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Supposing someone turned up in 1996 and said they were from 2040 and started telling everyone what to do? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Tea and buns?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	That is n''t very likely, is it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	That stuff''s not going to go off bang or anything, is it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	That you, Mrs Tachyon?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	That''s a nuisance, is n''t it, Bigmac?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	That''s acceptable?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	That''s all it is?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	That''s all?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	That''s her, is n''t it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	That''s it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	That''s old Mrs Tachyon''s trolley, is n''t it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	That''s sense, is n''t it? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett That''s where you were evacuated during the war, was n''t it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	That''s why we''re here, right? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett The back door?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	There''s a manky old wind- up thing we used to use, but-"Where is it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	There''s something funny about it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	There''s something wrong?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	They could breathe underwater?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	They would have got out, would n''t they?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	They''d sayhow do you know?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Think, will you? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett This is an air- raid shelter?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	This is even worse wallpaper, is n''t it? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett This is just messing about, is n''t it?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	This is n''t magic, is it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	This is time travel, right? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Try to pay attention, will you?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Uh?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Ur- ur- ur- n- n- nineteen? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Us?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Us?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Was there any toilet paper?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	We came back this time, did n''t we?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	We know her, see? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Well, did you even hear about the flying saucer crashing?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Well, er, I do n''t, er, what?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Well, how then?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Well, now,said a voice, as someone opened a car door,"what do we have here?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Well, what other explanation fits the facts? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Well, what''s the point if it all boils down to pills for breakfast?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Well, you know you and would n''tSambo"?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Well-"Going hospital visiting wo n''t do anything about the disgusting neglect of street people and the mentally ill, will it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Well? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Well?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Well?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Were n''t we?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Were n''t you listening?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Were you on the phone long?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Wha..?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What about her? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett What about it?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What about that milkshake, Yoless? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett What about the bombers?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What am I saying? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett What are we going to do?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What are you playing at?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What boat race?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What bombers?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What bombs?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What did we do here that changed the future?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What did we do? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett What did we do?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What did you have to go and give her them for?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What did you kids do to my bike?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What do you mean, might be?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What do you mean, running to home?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What do you mean, stuck here with you? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett What do you mean, when is this?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What do you think?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What do you think?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What do you want us to do?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What exactly are BLACKBURY SKINS?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What for?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What for?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What good would that do?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What happened?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What if someone finds it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What if we''re right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What is it this time? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett What is this made of?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What is?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What kid?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What kind of loony tests did you have?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What kind of snag?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What other country?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What shall we do now, sir?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What should we write? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett What things?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What will? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett What year''s this?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What year?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''d happen if the Crown jewels were found in the gutter, then?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''d he say?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''d she done?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''ll happen to me?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''re all these photocopies and photos and things?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''re these bags made of, love? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett What''re these for?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''re we going to do with all this stuff?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''re you going on about now?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''re you going to do up on Blackdown, anyway?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''re you going to do?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''re you talking about now?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''re you? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett What''s an acceptable explanation?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s going on here?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s going on?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s he going on about?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s he going on about?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s in the envelope?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s indictment mean?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s next- of- kin mean? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett What''s she listening to?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s shrapnel?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s that wire going into your ear?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s that?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s that?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s that?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s the Z- bomb?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s the matter?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s the word on the street, mister man?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s this, Yoless?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s up?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What, even the shoulders?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What, likeare you a loony?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What, off the down?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What, us? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett What, what, what''s shrapnel anyway?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett What?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett What?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett What?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett What?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett What?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	When is this?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	When was that?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	When you wake up in the night and want to know what time it is?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where are we?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where did it go?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where did you get that outfit, Johnny?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where did you get this watch?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where did you go?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where do girls learn to do that?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where is he? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Where to?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where''s Michael?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where''s Wobbler gone?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where''s it going?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where''s that?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the next house?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where''s this invisible car got to?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where''s your phone?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Which way did we go?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Which way''s London?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who am I?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who cares?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who cares?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who else has got a key?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who is he?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who says? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Who won the Boat Race last year?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who''d have listened to a boy who had n''t even been to university? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Who''re these lads, then?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who''s Jerry?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who''s going to steal an unexploded bomb?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who''s she?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who''s the captain of the England cricket team?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who''s the old fart with the beard?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Who?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why are you covered in soot, you two?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t you say so before?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t you say, sir? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Why did you come here?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why do n''t you run away to London?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why does everyone always talk like that?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why does n''t your siren work?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why have n''t we gone back yet?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why should it be a werewolf?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why''d anyone want to tell me that? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Why''re we acting so miserable?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why''s that bike upside down over there?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why''ve you wearing that fur coat, Kirsty?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Why?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Why?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Will we be like that one day?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Will you all stop panicking and think far a moment?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Woodbines?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Wot, no bananas? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Yeah?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Yes, but do n''t you think that people might notice it''s a German uniform?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Yes, but supposing you do n''t? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Yes, but you''ve never really known what you''re doing, have you?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Yes, little lady? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Yes?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Yes? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett Yes?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Yoo- hoo, Mr Johnson?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You all right, old girl?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You all right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You all right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You do Morris Dancing? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett You do believe us?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t like her much, do you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t mind? Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett You do n''t think he was that boy, do you?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You get bombed and they give you a cup of tea?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You getting on all right at your grandad''s?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You got kicked out of the Paintball Club, did n''t you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You have n''t even peeked in the bags?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You know I said that if you started getting too interested in mysterious occult things these men in black cars turn up?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You know that stall on the market that sells tins that''ve got the labels off?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You know the war-"Yes?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You know what I''m thinking?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You know you''ve still got Thomas the Tank Engine on your wallpaper?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You learn subliminally?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You mean any minute we''re just going to pop up with Wobbler and sayhi, us, here''s Wobbler, see you later"?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You mean the government hushed it up?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You mean, because he did n''t run off back to London, he''s going to die tonight and I''m not going to be born?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You mean, when there was that gas leak under the tropical fish shop?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You mean,said Bigmac,"that if you walk a couple of metres, you''ll be a couple of metres away from where you started when you get back?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You picked up her actual fish and chips?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You remembered seeing it before you actually saw it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You see?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You serious about this, sir?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You think you''ve got problems?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You took us back in time?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You want fries with that?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You''re just going on about it because you know I hate hospitals, are n''t you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You''re not going to let me forget this, are you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You''ve got a motorbike, have n''t you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You-he tried to say,"You- you- you want fries with that?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Your grandad often gets visitors like this, does he?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Your grandad?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Your name is...?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Your phone was broken, right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	slip it into someone''s letterbox?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	3) Invest money wisely in a mixture of-""What''s the point of all this junk?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	A bike?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	A bit of an adventure, yes?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	A bright red Number 9 brontosaurus?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	A circus?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	A time shopping trolley?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	A unit is coming from headquarters and they are n''t as patient as I am, do you understand?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	After all, they''re quite small sacks On the other hand, how much space does time take up?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	After five minutes"use they''re in the trash, right?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	After five minutes?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	All right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And how d''you know this, then?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And the other button?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And there was this cafe and you know what they''d got chalked on a board in front?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And what about this?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And what''re you all dressed up for?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And where''s the traffic noise?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And while we''re about it, why do n''t we see if movies can be put on these tape thingies too?...
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And who''s she?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And why would you want to do that?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And you know the funny thing about it?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And you know we left all Bigmac''s stuff in the police station?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	And you were the only person to escape when one of the streets got bombed?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Anyone?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, it is his, is n''t it, because-""You''re not going to eat that, are you?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, it''d happen anyway, right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t you supposed to do something about that?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are these my teeth marks?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are we fighting the Germans?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you relatives?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Are you?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Back there?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Bags of time?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Beam me up, Snotty?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Because surely, if we do, you wo n''t exist, will you?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Been round the back of the pub again, have you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Behind him, Johnny heard Kirsty say:"I hope they get counselling?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Bets?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Bigmac?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Birthday treats for the kids, the Willie Wobbler clown-""Willie Wobbler?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Bit chilly to be out at this time of night, eh?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Bromide?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	But who knows what really happened in the other leg of the Trousers of Time?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	D''you get an electric feeling?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Did he tell you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Did we travel in time again?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Did you have any relatives there?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Did you tell them?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t want you hurting yourself on all this junk, do we?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do you know something horrible?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Do you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Does that mean that if we suddenly go back now we''ll be sticking out of the floor of the mall, causing an instant atomic explosion?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Ears like the World Cup?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Eat plenty of carrots?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Eh?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Except"Who repaired your bike?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Fancy a nice cup of tea?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Free teeth and corsets?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	From somewhere in the shadows by the wall a small voice said,"Ere, did anyone get any shrapnel?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Get it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Get it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Go on?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Good idea, eh?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Got a nice warm cell back at the station, yes?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Grandparents?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Great- grandparents?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Guys?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Had time leaked out?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Had to be possible, they said, otherwise I could n''t''ve done it, could I?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone been mucking about with it?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone seen him?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Have I?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Have n''t you got a safe?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Have n''t you got enough sense to get out of the rain?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Have you really got her trolley?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Hello?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Hello?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Hello?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Hello?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Here''s some money, why do n''t we form a company and build some?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Hey?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How can you be so calm about this?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How can you get valves to fit in this?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How come she turned up with this new old newspaper and all these new old pickle jars?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How could it have been my fault?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How could someone as intelligent as Kirsty be so dumb?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How do you know we might not cause what''s going to go wrong tonight?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How old is your grandad?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	How should I know?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I bet even if I showed them the paper They''d say,"Oh yes, that bloke looks like Wobbler, so what?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I daresay there could be a big hot mug of cocoa for you if you just come along with me, how about that?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I do n''t know, how should I know?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I got the ambulance and Yoless tried- Yoless was definitely thinking about first aid...""Did n''t you tell the police?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I know I really should n''t do it, but who could pass up an opportunity like this?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I know stuff?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I mean, supposing they were full of old knickers or something?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I mean, they came and told us about the bombing, did n''t they?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I sez, that''s what you sez, is it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I turned my back for two seconds to grab Adolf and Stalin and he was out the door like a-""Kid in a green jersey?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I was n''t there, right?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I''m stuck here, remember?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	I''ve had enough, d''y''hear?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	If time was a pair of trousers, what leg would we be in?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	If you do n''t, how do you know you''re not mad?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	If you''re''n American, where''s your gun?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Into my house?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Is it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Is she mental?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Is that as bad as a concrete wall?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It started saying"Hello?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It''s already happened, otherwise how come you know about it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It''s history, okay?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It''s like where they say"50p for a chocolate bar?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It''s not going anywhere without me, right?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	It''s plastic, right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Johnny?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Johnny?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Johnny?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Joke over, ha ha ha, all right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Kirsty sidled closer to Johnny while they argued and said, out of the corner of her mouth:"Where did you leave the trolley?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Kirsty?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Know about what?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Laugh?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Let''s all go home and get a burger, eh?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Like ships in bottles?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Look, are you all sure?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Me?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Millennium hand and shrimp?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Mrs Tachyon collects time like other old ladies collect string?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Mrs Tachyon?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Next to an advertisement for Plant''s Brushless Shaving Creams?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Now Let''s go, shall we?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Of course, I remember when it was all fields, but would they listen?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Old?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	On the crossword, is One Down"Bird of Stone, We Hear"with three letters?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Or some old cave with a wizard that''d been asleep for a thousand years?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Or was it Stalin?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Or you found some sort of magical item that let you travel in time?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Or"Wear a very hard hat"?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Out in your mum''s clothes, are you?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	PS do n''t buy a motorbike"?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you know that?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Please?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Poor old biddy, is it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Properly crisp?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Remember?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Right sort of texture, is it?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	School teachers?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Seen any aliens lately?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Set off by radar or something?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Shall we go?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Sixty?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	So even if I never time travel back I ought to still be alive in 1996, right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	So what''s the alternative?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	So what?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	So what?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	So what?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Supposing you did n''t go back?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Supposing you do n''t come back?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Supposing you get run over by a lorry or something?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Supposing you were scared to, or you found that you could n''t?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Tachyon?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Tell you what, I''ve got some money, I do n''t mind buyin''''em, eh?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	That he knew that front page?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	That''s all?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	That''s old Patel''s shop on the corner, is n''t it?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	The secret of success in business is to pay attention to the little details, am I right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Then the captain said,"Do you know how long We''ve got?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	They ate other dinosaurs, did n''t they?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	They told you, did they?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	They took us to a farm with all muck all over the place and, you know what, you know how eggs come out?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	They''d get arrested, would n''t they?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	This was one of those religious blokes that hang around in the mall, right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Understand?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Very funny, ha ha, now joke over, all right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Vulcans are the ones with green blood-""Will you lot shut up?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Want a look?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Was n''t that the one where you personally chose the site?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Wash out his ears?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	We dropped when we landed, right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	We own a burger bar there, do n''t we?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Well, I''m going to stay with the trolley, right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Well, who says a time machine has to look like anything?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Well, who was n''t disturbed?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Well?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What are you going on about now?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What can I do for you?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What could he say?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What did dinosaurs eat, then?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What did we do?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What did you give her them for?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What do we know about anything?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What do you think?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What does happen if I do n''t go home?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What happens if I press them?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What have you done?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What kind of food is that?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What kind of idiots built a car without power steering or synchromesh gears and put in brakes apparently operated by string?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What on earth''s a fridge atom?''
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What time are we in?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What was the point in that?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''ll happen to me?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''re you going to do with it?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s he going on about?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s he say?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s she got to do with anything?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s so special about a Blackbury Phantom, anyway?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s wrong with it?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s your grandfather''s memory like?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What''s your name?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What-?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	What?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	When are we?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where did he live?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where do you come from, boy?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where''d she get them?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the aerial?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who are you, really?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who says?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who''s Bigmac?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Who''s the Prime Minster, then?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Whoever said it should n''t be?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Whose is it?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why are we doing this?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why ca n''t we see us doing it, then?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why could n''t they be like they were supposed to be and just chuck things at you if you were n''t paying attention?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why did the dinosaurs die out sixty- five million years ago?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why do we have to see Mrs Tachyon?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why put it on the back?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why that?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why was that in a nightmare?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why wo n''t he listen?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why would we tell you if we were?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why''s Bigmac wearing a German uniform?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Why?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	With sticks and hankies and stuff?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Wot, no bananas?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Would you like another milkshake?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Yes?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	Yoless?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You Want Fries With That?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You can tell he''s a lad, ca n''t yeh, Mister Shadwell?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You do know something, right?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You have n''t got a shelf of Star Trek videos as well, have you?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You know about catching buses?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You know how to tell the time?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You know- battles and monsters and things?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You lot took a real pounding last night, eh?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You see?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You sleep in here?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You think so?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You want fries with that?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You would really watch someone run over by a car because that''s what was supposed to happen, would you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You''d go back and say,"Hey, are you Adolf Hitler?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	You?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	all your teeth standing on end?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	drugs?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	guys?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	hard?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	hello?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	how do you make one?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	how would you know?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	if you go mad, do you know you''ve gone mad?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	is there an advertisement for Johnson''s Cocoa in the bottom left hand corner of the page?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	is this Pottery?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	it''s just an unusual interest for someone of your-"Yoless let her squirm for a bit and then said,"Height?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	kid?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	maybe we went back and did things wrong?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	more, all right?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	motorbikes?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	oh, the handle, or the bags or something, and suddenly it''s hello, Norman the Conqueror?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	old, are you?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	perhaps there was another Mrs Tachyon?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	remember that Dormer 111 bomber you heard last week?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	so what, anyway?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	something must have gone wrong, right?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	supposing we did n''t go back?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	ten now?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	the bombs?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	these trousers you were going on about, sir?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	this time travel stuff, was it?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	this wo n''t happen?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	walk?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	we''re in a town where no pickles are made?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	were just helping out,"said Wobbler"Were you?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	what was the other thing?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	what''ll happen if he comes out where there''s a fridge or something?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	what''s the difference?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	where''s Wobbler?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	whispered Kasandra"Where?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	why do n''t you guess?
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	why does she wear an old rara skirt and trainers?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	would''ve got out, right?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	yesterday?"
Johnny and the Bomb - Terry Pratchett	you could, perhaps, leave it until tomorrow?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	, that would save a lot of trouble, would n''t it?'' A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett PLN"?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Tiffany, are you all right?'' A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''...Di''n''t have no trainin'', just did it... did you see that horse?.. A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''A bath? A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''A daughter? A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''A horse wi''curtains roond it?'' A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''A parasite, you mean?'' A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''A scarecrow?'' A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''A wig? A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''Accidents do happen, eh, sir?'' A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''Ach, it''s like that, is it?'' A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''Ah, well, sir,''said the carter,''see them boxes and crates? A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''All alone?'' A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''All the way to the mountains?'' A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''Am I? A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''An''just how many gonnagles afore ye ha''walked through the dreams o''a hag?'' A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''And Big Yan said when ye wuz out huntin''today ye let a fox go past wi''out gieing it a good kickin''?'' A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''And Miss Level?'' A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''And he''s a man? A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''And if it follows you?'' A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''And is there a prize?'' A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett ''And she''d saySee me"?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''And then what happens?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''And then you can tell if magic is happening?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''And they do n''t try to attack you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''And what did he say, pray?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''And what did you do?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''And what do you want me to do about the creature while you sit there snivellin'', eh?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''And what have you been doing?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''And what was all that about being nice to people, eh?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''And who do the bees tell?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''And who''s this?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''And you have do what she says?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''And you watch over Tiffany''s farm, Mr Anybody?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''And, d''you know what?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''And?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Annagramma''s the leader, then, is she?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Annagramma?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Another story?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Any flowers out?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Any o''youse lads seen the hag do any hagglin''lately?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone interesting?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Anywa'', I''m in the heid, right?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Are ye sure?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, child?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, gel?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, girl?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, mistress?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Are you enjoying that milk?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Are you going to go back to the cottage before the Trials?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Are you-?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Are you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Awf''ly Wee Billy?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Aye, Rob, but-''''Feets?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Aye, Rob?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Aye, an''if I tell youse, I dinnae want you ta''say it''s inna- pro- pre- ate, OK, Rob?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Aye, but did ye see that foot?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Aye, lad?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Aye, so what?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Aye?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Aye?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Aye?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Because the chalk is white?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Becomes you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Besides, how do they steer these things?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Broomstick?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''But I thought she thought he was just a big pile of jobbies?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''But are n''t there trolls and wolves and things?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''But can ye no''make it go a wee bit faster?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''But please learn what"literally"really means, will you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''But there''s an echo of me in it, is n''t there?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''But what?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''But why do-?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''But why would it want Tiffany?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''But-''''And ye cannae be married to two wives, because that would be bigamy, would it not?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''By the way, did Miss Tick warn you about the thick woolly pants, dear?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t or wo n''t?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Can we get hold o''some human clothes?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Can we swim it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Can ye no''go a wee bitty faster, my good man, my good man?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Can ye tell us where the big wee hag is?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Can you hear me?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Can you help us-?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Can you see anything?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Chairs?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Could I no''mebbe just learn the writin''and leave the readin''to someone else?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Crowded?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''D''ye have the unnerstandin''of this, Awf''ly Wee Billy?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Did I say all that aloud?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Did she help people?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Did someone just say"cheese- cutter"?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Did ye think we''d leave ye?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Did you see all those bags?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Did you sign anything?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Do I have to do everything around here?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t smell too bad, do I?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t they?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Do we all at least have something for the Trials this year?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Do what Mr Stronginthearm says and push off, right?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Do ye not bring her to mind, dear?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Do you feel all right?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Do you have a plan?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know what a part of being a witch is?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know where she is?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Do you mean you charge in regardless?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Do you spy- I mean, do you watch over her all the time?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Do you want a balloon, Annagramma?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Do you want a name?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Do you, indeed?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Does she?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Dropped an apple core?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Er, Mister Rob, ye ken I''ve only just been made a gonnagle?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Er, Rob?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Er, yes?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Er... wuz that one o''those times when I shouldna''open my big fat mouth?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Everything clean?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, did you know there''s something trying to catch us up?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Fill his house with gold?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Friend of yours?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Go and see to the goats, will you, dear?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Gold?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Good job ye has a spare, eh?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Granny Weatherwax?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Granny?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Guarding her from what?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Happy, Brian?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever done this?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever flown before, Tiffany?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever used one?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Have you tried putting a spoon in the knife drawer?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Have you?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''He does love that one, so he''s bound to turn up, yes?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Hearts?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Horns?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''How about the salt and sugar trick?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''How are we goin''taw get inta her heid?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''How are you?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''How can she smell them when she''s oot cold like that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''How can you be so cruel?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''How can you tell it''s my name?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''How can-?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''How could you possibly know that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''How did I die?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''How do you manage, only seeing one side of things?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''How many fingers am I holdin''up?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''How will I get everything done with only one pair of hands and feet?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''How would you tell?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''How''re we gon na bring the big hag roound?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''How''s my hair look?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t have a choice, do I?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t mean to be rude, but how can you be so certain?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''I expect you finds things a bit different here than they were at home, eh?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''I expect you''re upset about leaving the Chalk, are n''t you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''I feel so clum- what?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, just look at you, will you?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, you know what really happens when you try to turn someone into a frog?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose none of you saw a little blue man, about six inches high, with red hair?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose you came along to beg to be allowed to join after all, have you?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''I wuz just tryin''to make a contribution, ye ken?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll just go and have a look at a tree then, shall I?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''I''m gon na go to pris''n noo?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''If she didnae want anyone tae look at it, why''d she keep it at the back o''her sock drawer?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''If you studied wizardry, Brian, then you know about conservation of mass, do n''t you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''In the morning?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Is it magic?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Is somethin''wrong?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Is that right?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Is that so?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Is that the big wee hag dreamin''she''s the hills or the hills dreamin''they''re the big wee hag?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Is there anyone else staying here, Miss Level?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Is there anything more you want to know, Tiffany?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Is there something wrong, Miss Tick?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Is there something wrong?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Is this her?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Is this one of them tricksie ones?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''It cannae give us any trouble if it''s gone sleepies, aye?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''It would have been better if he''d been buried in some ol''cheap coffin paid for by the village, you think?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''It''s a small type of heron, is n''t it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''It''s all there, ai n''t it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''It''s like a bigjob made o''sticks, wi''clothes on, for to frighten away the birdies fra''the crops?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''It''s not your little men then, is it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Jeannie told you that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Just check for me, will you, Mary?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Just check the box, Mary, will you?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Just like I married ye, Rob Anybody Feegle, and am I no''a good wife tae ye?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Knees?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Legs?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Look around, eh?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Magikkkk?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Miss Level has got long grey hair, has she?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Miss Tick?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Miss Tick?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Miss Tick?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Mistress Weatherwax is the head witch, then, is she?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Mothballs?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Ninety per cent discount, did I hear you say?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''No, I meant why do they call it a horse?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Not the one with the genuine seed- pearls on it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Now pick up that wool, and the tobacco, and the turpentine, understand?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Oh aye, you reckon you''re the big man, eh, jus''''cos yez got a fishin''rod?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Oh yes?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, are you one of her girls?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, aye?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, aye?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, aye?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, so you''re afeared o''the letters, is that it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, will you look at that?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yes?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, you mean make him young again?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Old Mother Blackcap?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''One never knows down here on the plains, does one?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Open what?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Pass me the biscuits, will you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Peek?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Pished?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Reekin'', izzit?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Rob?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Sabbat?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''See?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''See?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Shall I tell the bees before I come, so you can get the tea ready?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Shall I wrap it up for you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Shall we dance?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''She spoke to you, did she?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''She was n''t a cackler, was she?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''She''ll die when night comes?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''She''s learned how to Borrow, has she?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Should n''t we light a fire?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Shrimp?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Shrimp?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''So did you no''tell her, ye daftie?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''So it sounds like it''s comin''fra''somewhere else, ye ken?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''So that''s yer game, izzit?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''So there''s someone else there already?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''So... if you knew how to listen to the bees, you''d know everything that was going on, yes?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''So... what''s this meeting about?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Soft Nellies?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry, we''re talking about a real head here, are we?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Stagecoach, eh?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Still, ca n''t do nothin''about that, can we?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Still, that''s my name, right?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Swim it?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Tails?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Tell me,''she said,''when she was just standing there, was she moving at all?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''That was nice, was n''t it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''That would be nice, would n''t Page 47 Pratchett, Terry- Discworld 31- A Hat Full Of Sky.txt it, Tiffany?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''That wuz another one o''those times, wuz it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''That''s it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''That''s my name, aye?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''That''s where the lettery things make a sound in yer heid?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''The Queen of the Fairies, eh?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''The everyday sort of magic?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Then she''s got four arms?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''They were n''t just homemade-''''Look,''said Lucy Warbeck,''we did n''t really, you know, see anything?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Think that makes it more magical, do you?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Think?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Throw her voice?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Tiffany Aching?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Tiffany?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Tinkle?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''To have a hundred more wishes, is n''t it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''To what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Toad, you look after Jeannie, y''hear?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Trials?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Tuppence for the ferryman?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Um, do n''t you have any gems or beads or amulets or anything?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Um, you must at least have a shamble, surely?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Um... a black dress, perhaps?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Urn, are you all right?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Urn?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Was it real?''.
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Was she a witch?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Was she clever at medicine?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Was that before or after you kicked out the Fairy Queen?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''We could make an omelette?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''We dinnae ken what we''re goin''tae find, so ye tread as light as e''er foot can fall, unnerstan''?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''We see to it that lonely old men get a cooked dinner and cut their toenails?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''We''re more for the stingin''nettles and bindweed an''Old Man''s Troosers an''thistles, OK?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Weel, how do ye do it with wi''the birdies?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Weel, it was a good idea, right?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Well, could n''t you help him by magic?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Well, did you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Well, then, let''s call it payment for this little errand you''re gon na run for I, eh?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Well, what about this son he''s always talking about?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Were her eyes shut?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What about the glow?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What about the hiver?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What about you, Petulia?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What are Witch Trials?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What are you best at then?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What can I do?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What did-?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What do you do, go in through the ears?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think happened?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What do you want me to do?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What does a research witch do?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What does it think it''s doing?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What does your name mean in the Old Speech of the Nac Mac Feegle, Tiffany?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What exactly happened just then?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What exactly is it you propose to do, Mr Anybody?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What happened just now?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What happened to me?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What is that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What is that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What is the point?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What is this place if it''s not truly her ain place?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What is your name?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What just happened?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of question is that to ask anyone?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What''re ye grinnin''at, pal?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you standing there for?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What''s gravitarse?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What''s so special about not thinking of a pink rhinoceros?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the difference?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this about the big wee hag?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your name, Tiffany?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your name, my girl?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What-?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''When?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Where did ye get all that blethers?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Where have you been, dear?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Where is she?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Where is this?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s Granny Weatherwax now?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s that little blue feller?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Which ai n''t mine?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Which you do n''t know what it is?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Who lit candles, Miss Level?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Who put this here?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Who said that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Who should it have to be?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Who with?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Who''re ye calling"friend", pal?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Who''re you callin''a softie?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s your mistress?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Whose eye was it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Whut was that about this geese Jeannie hit ye with?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Why did you and Miss Tick send me to her, then?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Why did you tell them that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Why did you think that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Why do they call it that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Why do you need a wizard to protect you, with all these magical amulets around the place, Mr Stronginthearm?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Why would you need my help?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Will you, indeed?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Wishes for what?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Wools?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Worried?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Would anyone like a nice cup of tea?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Would n''t it be awful if it got screwed on wrong?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Would n''t it, now?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Wullie,''said Rob, patiently,''ye ken I said I would tell ye when there wuz times you should''ve kept your big gob shut?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Ye can gae faster noo, eh?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Ye ha''an idea?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Ye had to gae and ask that, eh?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Ye ken I said I''d tell ye when ye wuz guilty o''stupid and inna- pro- pre- ate behaviour?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Ye mean it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Ye think ye got troubles?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Ye''ve seen the big wee hag often enough, right?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Yell stay?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Miss Tick?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but it should n''t have to be us, should it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but you did n''t actually eat them, did you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You are Death, are n''t you?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You can see the sea from down there?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You did all read Mrs Earwig''s book, did n''t you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You did n''t do that, did you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You do?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You do?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You have n''t been summoning things, have you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You know they say the power comes?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You know what I mean?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You looked at her diary?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You mean like spectacles help you see but do n''t see for you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You mean plants really tell you how to use them?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You normally hang on behind you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You say her skin is cold but she''s sweating?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You stop helping them, do you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You think it shouldn''t have ended like that, right?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You took- borrowed the eagle?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You understand, then, that all the glittery stuff is just toys, and toys can lead you astray?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You want silence?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You wouldnae care tae think a bit faster, would ye?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You''re all there?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not a balloon?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not frightened of heights, are you, dear?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You''re very small, are n''t you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve met her?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve played that, have you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You... take over its mind?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''You?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	''Young Toby?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	- that cheese- cutter?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	... Was going to do my dancing broom trick, but that''d be wasted now, of course... Why did Mistress Weatherwax give the girl her hat, eh?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	A heid?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	A hiver?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	A little respect would n''t hurt, would it?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	A man can speak his mind and some nasty wee scuggan will write it down and who knows what he''ll do with those words?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	A second voice said:''Surely the old hag will spot it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	After all, what-when you got out of bed in the morning- were they good for?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	After what had happened?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	All blue and white and sparkly?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	All the other girls looked from Annagramma to Tiffany, who thought: Ha!, so witches do n''t have leaders, do they?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Am I thinking these thoughts?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	An''I''m ta''see you go through there alone, am I?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And I havenae had enough to drink, pal,''cos if I have, why''ve I still got all this money, eh?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And Petulia said,''Oh, where they keep all those sheep?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And do I dare find out?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And do n''t you know about eating and drinking?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And for goodness''sake, Petulia, please try to look a little more stately, will you?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And how do you know that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And now can anyone hear me?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And she just invented it because she did n''t have a mirror?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And so I told them it was outside in the barn, and he said,"Aye?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And the first one said,"So, in this dream ye''re having, big wee girl, you wouldna mind telling us where the turpentine is, wouldya?"
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And the next thought was: How do I know I''m me?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And there''re silver crooks and belts with silver buckles and prizes of all kinds, Annagramma, but do you know what the big prize was?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And they said, all of them, with one voice:''What hat?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And what do people ask for?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And what do you think?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And what''s a mind but another world o''dreamin''?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And what''s that supposed to mean?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And who, who climbed through the bedroom window of Clem Doins and shaved off his beard, which had been so long that he could tuck it into his belt?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And why''s that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And why''s that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And why?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And you''re going to face the hiver even though you do n''t know how to beat it?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And, for that matter, who are you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	And, sure enough, when the village was left behind, Miss Tick said, after a lot of shifting and clearing her throat:''Are n''t you going to open it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Annagramma?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Any man here want tae fight?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Any of youse scunners got any ideas?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Anyone?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Anythin''left?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Are you afraid to laugh in case you hear an early cackle?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Are you ready?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Are you ready?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure you girls have n''t been playing with potions or anything like that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Are you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	At which the right hand said:''Legs?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Before you go?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	But Miss Level is old- fashioned, is n''t she?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	But Mistress Weatherwax and Miss Tick would n''t have let her come here if it was dangerous, would they?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	But it''ll come looking for me, understand?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	But she''d put''em on, and then standing in the middle o''the floor and said- whut wuz it she said, Nearly Big Angus?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	But that wo n''t happen, will it?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	But there would n''t be a body, would there?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	But we do n''t talk about it, understand?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	But we will remember it, right?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	But what had the virtual hat done for her?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	But ye''re no''tae peek, OK?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	But-''How did you know that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you get out?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Can you imagine that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Chapter 9 Soul ant Tiffany opened her eyes, remembered, and thought: Was that a dream, or was that real?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Check in my box to make sure, will you?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Crivens, it''s a puir lookout if a man cannae feel the chilly winds o''Fate lashing aroound his nethers wi''out folks telling him he''s deid, eh?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	D''ye no''have a drop of mercy in you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	DO ANY OF US BELIEVE THIS FOR ONE MINUTE???
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	DO ANY OF US BELIEVE THIS FOR ONE MINUTE???
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	DO ANY OF US BELIEVE THIS FOR ONE MINUTE???
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Did Mistress Weatherwax really take off her hat to you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Did anyone see where it went?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t she have First Sight and Second Thoughts?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t she have the virtual hat?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Did she do that, she wondered, or did I do it myself?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Did she want her whole life to- Hold on...''Who''s there?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Did the chicken bone pass through the egg?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Did the sequins jump from one thread to another?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Did you just turn me into your trick for today?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Did you notice anything?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Did you steal Mr Weav-?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Did you take any kind of oath?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Did you want me to take your hat?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Dinnae worry aboout me, I''m one o''they opper- tickle aloosyon''s, ye ken?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you think that''s odd?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Do we really want people to think witches are just a bunch of mad old women who look like crows?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Do you feel all right?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Do you have a taste for humble pie?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what it feels like to be aware of every star, every blade of grass?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what that is?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what that means?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Do you still want to stay?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Do you think you could ever give them enough help?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Do you want to be my friend?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Do you want to spend the rest of your lives as village witches, curing boils and warts for a cup of tea and a biscuit?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Do you?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Do you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Does it even look like a Cauldron of the Sea?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Er, how is she?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Even if it doesnae work?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Everything done up?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Frightened of what?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Granny leaned forward and said:''What is a senior citizen, young man?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Harrieta, hold the Wand of the Air a bit higher, I mean, it must be in the air, d''you understand?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Harrieta, is that the Cauldron of the Sea?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Have I got enough money for that, d''you think?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Have n''t any of you been there when old folk are dying?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Have they no''seen real fairies?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Have ye no honour?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever been to a circus?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Have you heard of poltergeists?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Her Second Thoughts thought: Yes, but which one was the real shepherdess?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Her mother said, well, in that case she''d get bored and come back home after the year was up and, by the way, what did''prowess''mean?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Her other nose?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Home?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	How can I tell if I''m me or not?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	How can we swim there fra''here, yer daftie?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	How could he ever win?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	How did you do that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	How do you feel about that, Tiffany?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	How much did you guess?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	How old was Mistress Weatherwax?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	How would I know if it was n''t?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	How would you stop me, eh?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I did say"wee bittie"twice, right?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I do n''t think so, do you?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I look OK, does I?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I mean, I know the songs an''a'', but I''m no''verra experienced at this''Aye?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I mean, a male spirit?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I mean, is n''t she?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I pay you, do n''t I?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I said, knees?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I showed you the letters, did I not?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I spoke to him''You spoke to him, did you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I thought I... look, shall we go and have something to eat?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I want the proper funeral show, right?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if I''m bait, just like in the old days when the hunters would tether a lamb or a baby goat to bring the wolves nearer?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I wonder what-''''- she thought she was-''''- doing?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I''ll have to buy one o''the whatdyoucallem''s, like a hat made of hair?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I''ll just go and have a look at it, shall I?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I''m not dead, I''m just stuck''?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I''m trying to have a moment o''existential dreed here, right?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I''m your friend, are n''t I?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I''ve got my name, nice and safe?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	I''ve never made a shamble that worked, so why did I try?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	If I do n''t help them, who will?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	If I may be allowed to concentrate, child?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Is a deep- fried pickled egg totally oot o''the question?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Is a telescope magical?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Is anyone watching us?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Is her pulse rapid?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Is she breathing rapidly?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Is that readin''I just did, or wuz it no''?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Is that true?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Is there something the matter?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	It read: The Higher MagiK by Letice Earwig, Witch''Magic with a K?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	It said: Was there any point now?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	It wouldna be fair for only the bonny flowers tae have fairies noo, would it?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	It''d prob''ly be against the law, eh?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	It''ll be bound to keep away, eh?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	It''s happiness, is n''t it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	It''s modern times, right?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Just hold still, will you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Just reading your own mind?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Just''cuzye''re up in the held, you think you know everythin''?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Knees?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Let''s see if there''s any buns left, shall we?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	May I see it, please?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Miss Level looked surprised, and then said,''Oh, do you mean Oswald?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Mister Anyone?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Mistress Weatherwax?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	No scunner can do anythin''aboot it?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	No, we''ve got somethin''else to do, have n''t we?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	No?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Now I open my eyes again- Ahh... Can I be a witch away from my hills?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Now if I was you I''d-''''Happiness?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Now it was smooth and brown, and holding-''A scorpion sandwich?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Now, are you going to stop grizzling?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Now, then... do you have it in you to be a witch by noonlight, far away from your hills?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Now, without takin''those hands away, just go over to the dresser and fetch me that blue biscuit tin, will you?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Of all the things people could be in the world, did she want to be known just as a dependable person to have around rotted milk?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Oh, aye?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Oh, how could she have forgotten?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Oh, she understood that you had learn about the basic, everyday craft, but when did the''witch''part turn up?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Oh?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	On the other hand, thought her Second Thoughts, you once bought Granny Aching a china shepherdess, remember?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Or do you want to be... in my way?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Or do you want to meet the hiver now?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Or know?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Page 107 Pratchett, Terry- Discworld 31- A Hat Full Of Sky.txt''But what if the hiver-?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Page 124 Pratchett, Terry- Discworld 31- A Hat Full Of Sky.txt''Understand what?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Page 32 Pratchett, Terry- Discworld 31- A Hat Full Of Sky.txt''"May contain Nut"?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Page 37 Pratchett, Terry- Discworld 31- A Hat Full Of Sky.txt''Weel, mebbe we could?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Page 50 Pratchett, Terry- Discworld 31- A Hat Full Of Sky.txt''What is your name?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Page 51 Pratchett, Terry- Discworld 31- A Hat Full Of Sky.txt''You have done some kind of magic, have n''t you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Page 94 Pratchett, Terry- Discworld 31- A Hat Full Of Sky.txt''And it''s left ghosts in my head?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Pelvis, are ye ready?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Petulia looked relieved, but said:''Um, do you want to get dressed?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Point?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Really?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Really?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Really?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Remember what the old woman could do?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	S?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	See that little wood up there?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Shall I tell you what they say?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	She ended up bent double, and from somewhere in there came the little voice,''Urn, can someone help, please?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	She heard Miss Level yell above the roar of the river and the rush of the wind:''Would you mind leaning back?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	She says it looked like a horse would look if you took the actual horse away and just left the horsiness, right, Harrieta?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	She thought: How can it know that?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	She wondered if Rob could send a message, but what could she say?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	She would n''t-''''- have, would she?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	She''d bundled those thoughts away, hadn''t she?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	She''d expected- well, what?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	So I''d win because some people do n''t like somebody else?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	So who is"me"?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	So you know how to attack it, do you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	So you''re the girl who''s joined Miss Level, are you?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	So you''ve lost a spare body?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	So, to turn someone big into a frog you''ve got to find something to do with all the bits you ca n''t fit into a frog, right?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Sorry about Tiffany, but we let her go off by herself to fight an ancient monster that ca n''t be killed and what''s left of her is in this jar?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Stars?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Suppose I''m not me but just think I''m me?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Surely a hiver would n''t come here, with all these witches?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Take it gently, eh?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Tell her she must mak''the hiver smell them, right?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	That child... Was there a horse or not?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	That means she''s good, aye?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	That was the point of the day, Page 126 Pratchett, Terry- Discworld 31- A Hat Full Of Sky.txt was n''t it?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	That''s what the old witch Mistress Weatherwax had said, was n''t it?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	The Grimly baby?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	The first letter is an R. That''s the one that looks like a fat man walking, remember?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	The last sentence took a little working out, and then Tiffany said,''You are?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	The little fool, why did n''t she-''''- say?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	The ones with the tiny saw and the scissors and the toothpick?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	The shepherding hut?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	The sun is shinin'', the birds is singin''and what''s past ca n''t be mended, eh?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	The teachin''hag?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Then Death said, in a puzzled voice: ISN''T THAT A FEMALE EAGLE?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Then one of the grandchildren asked:''What were the fairies like, Grandma?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Then she said:''So it was a fairy, then?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Then why are ye sweatin'', ye big heap o''jobbies?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Then, looking a little pale, she said,''Ye said she''s got the makin''s o''a powerful hag, Rob?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	There can only be one, is that not so?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	There was a long pause before Jeannie said,''Are ye sure?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	There was a sound like three pigs colliding and Mistress Weatherwax opened one eye and said,''Whoo?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	There were no sounds in the cottage, and she thought: I''m the apprentice, are n''t I?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	There''s an invisible man called Oswald who can get into my bedroom?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	There''s just me, do you understand?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	They''d said,''What hat?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	They''re not magical then?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	This soon?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Tiffany, was n''t it?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Tiffany?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Tiffany?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Topsy and Tipsy, The Astounding Mind- Reading Act?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Touse folks all right?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Up here, there were no sheep to baa and no bells to tonk and, every time one did n''t, she woke up thinking, What was that?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Was it true?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Was she well?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Was that really what she wanted to be?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Was there anything so amazing in the universe as boredom?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	We do n''t want trouble, do we?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Welcome?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Well, see this necklet?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Well, who''s laughing now, tell me that, eh?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Well, would they?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Well?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What about the warnings?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What are you hiding from?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What did you intend to do when you found it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What do we do now?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What do you do with all that food?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What do you do?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What do you think it''s doing?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What goose?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What ha''I done to be among this parcel o''rogues?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What happens next?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What is it if not her ain turf?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What is it that a hiver seeks?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What is it that drives them forward?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What is it they want?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What is your name, child?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What is your name?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What was that noise?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What was the point of this?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What were they guarding her from?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What would Granny Aching have done?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What''re ye all standin''there for?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What''s another body when all''s said and done?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What''s inside you?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What''s on the other side?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What''s one o''them things?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What''s she want us to think?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What''s the third wish?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What''s this?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	What''s your name, pictsie?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	When it... when I meet it, I do n''t want to be near people, Page 104 Pratchett, Terry- Discworld 31- A Hat Full Of Sky.txt you understand?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	When the mad axeman was running down the street you were n''t allowed to back away muttering,''Could you find someone else?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Where could she have got the money?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Where was the magic?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Where would I fly to?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Where''dyou be if it wuzn''tfor us carryin''ye aroound?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Who am I?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Who among ye will stand agin me?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Who are you really, in there?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Who cared if they were just for show?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Who deid and made ye Big Man, eh?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Who is saying you''re not you?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Who knows?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Who lit the fire?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Who stirred it?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Who''d miss one?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Who''re you to tell me an old''un like I that he ought to be thinking?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Who''s the''me''that''s asking the question?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Who''s ye think ye are?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Who?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why are you so afraid?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why did I try this?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why did fish crawl out of the sea?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why did humanity grasp such a dangerous thing as fire?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why do n''t we use magic?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why do n''t you go?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why do we amble around with herbs and bandage smelly old men''s legs?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why do we crawl in the dirt, Miss Level?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why do we get paid with eggs and stale cakes?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why do you go away?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why fear us?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why has n''t it ever worked before?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why should anyone believe me?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why was she here, doing silly chores, helping people too stupid to help themselves?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why would n''t it attack?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why''d she get this wrong?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why''s it up here?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why''s that, then?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Why?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Will ye dafties no''shut up?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Witches were also good at asking questions that were n''t followed by the other person saying''Why?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	With"Um"- have n''t I?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Would she have gone if she''d known what was in there?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Would you like some pickles?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Would you like the rest of the story?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	YOU ARE NOT AFRAID?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Ye cannae kill it, ye cannae stop it, ye cannae-''''But wuz ye no''tellin''me how the big wee girl even fought the Quin and won?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Ye have a question?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Ye''ll be stearin''fra''Time itself- aye?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Yell abide by my word?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	Yes, Wullie?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	You can use it for protection, like a curse- net, or to send a spell, or... well, it''s like those expensive penknives, you know?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t know what a rhinoceros looks like, do you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t understand that, do you?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	You have this thing you call... boredom?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	You just have to put yourself in its path-''''Could n''t you make one that I could use for a while, to get the hang of it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	You know all that stuff about"ear of bat and toe of frog"?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	You know how to make cheese the right way, do n''t you, Tiffany?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	You know you say you''re"us"- who is it saying it?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	You know-''Page 28 Pratchett, Terry- Discworld 31- A Hat Full Of Sky.txt''- how twins are sometimes said to be able to share thoughts and feelings?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	You remember what happened a few years back when Daft Wullie got spotted by that lady who wuz painting the pretty pictures doon in the valley?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	You showed it the Way, right?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	You think you''ve had a sight of yourself and found out you''re bad?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	You were fed up with grubby babies and silly women?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	You''re eleven, and what is Miss Tick going to tell your parents?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	alone?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	are you?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	dee, see?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	do anything?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	engraved in fifteen ancient languages on the lid?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	er, what''re them fancy cups called?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	have I got enough for speckatickles?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	having a wee up against one of Miss Level''s garden gnomes?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	how do people manage?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	invisible spirits that throw things around?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	is THIS YOURS?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	it did all happen, did n''t it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	little men today?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	mebbe somethin''s scared them awa''?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	now you, Gertruder, go widdershins, no, that''s the other way, I must have told you literally a thousand times, and Lulu- where''s Lulu?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	odd last night, were you, dear?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	old woman?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	one child and one senior citizen?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	or"Is this the sort of thing Granny Aching would be angry about?"''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	or"What would Granny Aching say if she found out?"
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	shall I make a cup of tea?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	she does n''t mind you calling her that?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	stage?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	that was very kind of you,''said Tiffany, but her treacherous Second Thoughts thought: And what would you have done if it had attacked us?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	the obvious one?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	they''d give her a chance, would n''t they?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	took over, did n''t they die?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	totally yourself, Tiffany?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	well, have you ever used a bow?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	what''s the third wish?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	where''s my other body?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	which way to the egress, please?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	wo n''t it?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	yAnd then what happens?''
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	you can leave, you must go straight back to Jeannie, understand?
A Hat Full of Sky (ta2) - Terry Pratchett	you do n''t think you ought to think about this, do you?''
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Have a hair of the dog, Mr Travis? ” said Nanny, filling the mug.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Not keen on the Interestin ’ Arts? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ The money in the big leather bag that we were goin’ to be very careful about spendin ’? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ The money what we all gave you to keep in your knickers for safety? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What ’d anyone want to do that for? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Wrowwl? ” The butler waved frantically to a side- table piled high with masks.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ You just knew you had to run up and steal her boots? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	? ” “ And she ’s got no teeth, right? ” “ Lawks, ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	A long time ago? ” Baron Saturday opened his mouth to speak.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	A voice said, “ Gytha Ogg?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Alligators in a sandwich? ” “ That reminds me of a joke, ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Almost human, eh?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	And I wants her stopped. ” “ Her who? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	And for the city? ” “ What does that matter now? ” said Mrs Gogol.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	And for the city? ” “ What does that matter now? ” said Mrs Gogol.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	And how about these? ” Nanny raised the hem of her skirt.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	And pout. ” “ How am I supposed to pout? ” Nanny Ogg demonstrated.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	And take my cat up with you, will you?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	And then- his knuckles went white- and then the dreadful, terrible hag had said, “ Have I won?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	And there ’s a place in Klatch or somewhere where people climb up ropes and disappear. ” “ What for? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	And we ’ve got to make sure she does n’t marry a prince. ” “ A fairy godmother stopping a girl from marryin ” a prince? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	And what about the old woman?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	And what do you think you ’re doing? ” This was to Nanny Ogg, who was walking around her and staring critically at her dress.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Anyone got another hatpin?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Apparently you were at my christening? ” “ Ah.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Are we going home?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Are we going to fly over? ” Granny stared at the highest tower through narrowed eyes.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure? ” “ On our word as fairies, ” said Fairy Hedgehog.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Are you watchin ’ real close? ” Her gaze travelled the room and rested for just a fraction of a second on Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Are you watchin ’, Mrs Gogol?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Bona fide travellers! ” “ Bona what? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Boots? ” “ What for? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Boots? ” “ What for? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	But he was murdered. ” “ Who done it? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	But only one of ‘ em ’s where you live. ” “ So we ’re going back? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	But they called it Cwuissses dee Grenolly, and who knows what that means? ” “ Frogs ’ legs, ” translated Nanny, without thinking.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	But you did n’t, right? ” He tried to speak, but his teeth did n’t seem to want to part.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t run up and down, can I?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Can I have a look at your chopper, young man? ” He handed over his axe.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Can you understand that?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Come to Erzulie. ” “ Who are you? ” “ I am your- friend, girl. ” Ella moved so as to be ready to run.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Could you step aside, please? ” They looked around.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Curly tail?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Cutting your way through a bit of bramble is how you can tell he ’s going to be a good husband, is it?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Did anyone follow you? ” “ I.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t she, Magrat? ” Magrat looked up into Granny ’s face.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Did someone speak, Gytha? ” said Granny Weather- wax archly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Did you do this? ” Magrat allowed herself a moment ’s shy pride.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Did you ever, you know, drop in to see her? ” “ Huh?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Did you ever, you know, drop in to see her? ” “ Huh?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Did you hear?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you ever pay attention? ” The grandmother watched them with interest.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you know that?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you, Esme? ” said Nanny slyly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Do they? ” “ We goin’ to go for a little stroll. ” There were, it now seemed to Nanny Ogg, two cities in Genua.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Do you know the kind of things people can use magic for?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Do you know the symbology of the broomstick? ” said Lily.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand? ” The words came out like steel ingots.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Do you want to be third witch forever?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Down by the coach, Nanny Ogg said, “ You do n’t think you might have overdone it a little bit? ” “ I had to, ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Emberella? ” “ Yes? ” “ You wo n’t go to the ball.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Emberella? ” “ Yes? ” “ You wo n’t go to the ball.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Esme? ” “ Her?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Esme? ” “ Her?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Eventually Nanny Ogg said, “ Everything all right? ” The dwarf nodded.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	FITTED CUPBOARDS?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Feeding people to stories?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Flower fairies? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	For a moment she looked uncertain and then, they could see, she realized: how much could she lose, the way the cards were going?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Four legs?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	GENUA?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	GYTHA! ” “ Wha ’? ” “ Are you awake? ” “ ‘ M now.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	GYTHA! ” “ Wha ’? ” “ Are you awake? ” “ ‘ M now.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Get a few mice to pull it, eh?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Get into the bed! ” “ Me?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Good?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Got that?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Granny Weatherwax had always wondered: what was supposed to be so special about a full moon?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Gytha? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Hah! ” “ So what ’re we going to do now? ” said Magrat, as they crept out of the yard.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Haha? ” “ Oh, I reckon she ’ll want a dollar a stake, a sporting lady like her, ” said the third man.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Have you got any identification, dear? ” “ I know we ’ve got the right grandmother, ” said Fairy Hedgehog.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Her?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Here?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Hmm?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	How about a date? ” “ How old do you think I am? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	How about a date? ” “ How old do you think I am? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	How about a prune? ” Nanny sighed, and reached down for his hand.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	How about that? ” said Mrs Gogol.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	How about that? ” “ They treated us as if we was ordinary people, ” said Granny, in a shocked voice.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	How many fingers am I holding up? ” she said urgently.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	How many? ” Mrs Gogol dipped a spoon into the seething mass and tasted it.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	However can it have happened? ” Ella stared at her feet.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I bet she do n’t know who she really is, eh? ” “ That ’s right, ” said Mrs Gogol.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I bet the ink was still wet. ” “ How did you know that? ” said Mrs Gogol.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I ca n’t help it if people gives me things the whole time, can I?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I could prob’ly make my fortune, eh? ” Jason ’s hairy brow creased in intense thought.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I daresay we would n’t want to come into the kind of city that ’d let the wrong sort in, would we, Esme? ” Magrat kicked her on the ankle.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I did? ” Granny stepped forward, her eyes two sapphires of bitterness.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I expect you ’ve got some ruling to do? ” He picked up the inflexion.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I hope they ’re hungry, that ’s all. ” And Granny Weathenvax said, “ That ’s fairy godmothering, is it? ” Magrat opened her eyes.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I know, right?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I mean, it ’d be like holding a-* “ Does Ella count as a princess, d’you think? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I mean, straight down? ” “ I.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I never bin nothing else, just like you. ” “ You brought us here? ” “ No.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I reckon she thought we were- what was that Tsortean bloke who could only be wounded if you hit ‘ i m in the right place?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I reckon there ought to be a special broomstick for going long distances, right?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I said to the man, “ What kind of fruit drinks do people drink around here? ” and this is what he gave me.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I was murdered and what did you do-? ” “ How much did you do, Mrs Gogol? ” muttered Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I was murdered and what did you do-? ” “ How much did you do, Mrs Gogol? ” muttered Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if Sir would find something here to his liking? ” There ’s always a few of them, he thought to himself.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I would. ” “ Where to?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I ’d like to see one of them Zen buggers come up against her one day. ” “ And she ’s the good one? ” said Baron Saturday.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I ’m having a read. ” “ What about? ” said Nanny cheerfully.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	I ’m supposed to rule the city?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	INDEED?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	If you had, you know, a lucky guess? ” “ But that ’d be cheatin ’, ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	If you mentioned the words ‘ paradigms of space- time ’ to her she ’d just say ‘ What? ” But that did n’t mean she was ignorant.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	In its head. ” “ Can we help it? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Incidentally, do n’t you think this is a rather good t- shirt?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Is that you, my love? ” They all looked up towards the barred window.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Is there anyone there? ” “ Come along in, child.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Is this right for a holiday feast or what? ” “ I ’ll swap you a lettuce and tomato. ” “ Right.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	It happened a few years ago. ” “ How do you know? ” “ I ’ve.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a wolf, right?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	It ’s all wishing on stars and fairy dust, is it?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	It ’s true, too. ” “ Then what good-? ” Nanny prodded at the pipe with a match.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	It ’s what she thinks that matters. ” “ Do n’t you reckon Esme knows that too? ” Granny Weatherwax reached the foot of the stairs.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Just like that? ” “ That ’s how it goes. ” Ella looked down, deep in thought.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Just remind me again- we ’re playin ’ for Lily, right?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Just you see to everything, okay? ” “ Yes, “ m. ” Mrs Pleasant stood up and nodded meaningfully at Nanny Ogg.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Like the only way you could make a happy marriage is by cuttin ’ their heads off as soon as they say “ I do ”, yes?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Little pigs. ” “ What happened to them? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Magic ’s got to be more than just knowing things and manipulating people! ” “ Oh?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Making people happier? ” “ There ’s got to be some of that!
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Maybe she could take on a bit extra? ” Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg exchanged glances.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Me and Lady Lilith?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Me? ” “ You like people who need help, because when they need help they ’re weak, and helping them makes you feel strong!
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	My sister! ” “ They ’re sisters? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	NEW SINKS?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	No fear! ” “ Why? ” The head woodcutter leaned forward conspiratorially.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	No- one forced you, ai n’t that right?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Noaaaow? ” She knelt down, and took the paw.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Not your magic, maybe, but I bet he ’s got a lot of magic around him. ” “ Why d’you say that, lady? ” said Mrs Gogol.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Oh, she was willful. ” Nanny Ogg was about to say: What?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Old Mabel Peavey? ” said Nanny Ogg, through a shower of crumbs.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	One of them said, “ Why worry?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Ooh, she ’s a clever one, that Mrs Gogol! ” “ What? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Or are we off to see the elephant? ” Granny ’s broomstick turned gently in the breeze.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Or was it never trust a man with orange eyebrows?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Otherwise what ’s the good of anything?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Prefer to look in a mirror than out of a window, she would. ” “ What ’s her name? ” “ Lily. ” “ That ’s a nice name, ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Remember some of your dreams?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Remember that big gale we had last year?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Right?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Right?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	See the way it all spirals around that purple onion? ” “ I see it!
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	See, Esme?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Serving stories?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	She accused Jason ’s youngest of cheating and sulked for a week afterwards. ” “ Was he cheating? ” “ I expect so, ” said Nanny proudly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	She do n’t even cut the fat off. ” “ Is it thick white fat? ” said the first coachman.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	She does n’t understand what she ’s doing. ” “ And you do? ” She felt a pang of pride.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	She said, “ Has anything happened? ” After a while Nanny Ogg said, “ Yeah.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	She says it ’s my destiny. ” “ Other godmother? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	She wants the girl to marry the prince because that ’s what the story demands. ” “ What ’s in it for her? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Should n’t frogs have a chance?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Sittin ” around in your own dirt like that. ” “ What do you do, then? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	So I can save you a bit of trouble, how about it? ” There was a flicker of uncertainty in Lily ’s expression.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	So should you give them what they want- or what they need? ” Death nodded politely.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	So tonight, I suggest, a Weatherwax learns to lose? ” Granny stood silent for a while, leaning on her useless broom.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	So what ’s going on? ” “ I ai n’t saying.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Someone got a bit of poison?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Someone has ended a sentence with ‘ pray? ” That ’s like that bit when someone hits someone else with a glove and then throws it on the floor.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Somewhere near the village so she do n’t have to live alone, right?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Stories?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	THAT KIND OF THING?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Take it away, maestro. ” WHAT?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Take off your petticoat. ” “ Why? ” “ Look at her arms, girl! ” Magrat stared.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	That ’s good, is it? ” She spread the hand.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	That ’s good, is it? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	That ’s what foreign means. ” “ Yeah?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	The kind that does n’t sink easily? ” “ Broomsticks is more witchy, ” said Granny, but not with much conviction.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	The maiden, the mother and the crone. ” “ Who are you calling a maiden? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	The river?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	The sheer pleasure of seeing the patterns repeat themselves?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	The weather – “ What are you doing, Gytha?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	The world?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Then Death said, YOU SURELY ARE NOT ASKING ME TO GRANT A WISH?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Then Granny said, ” ‘ Scuse me, Mrs Gogol, but where do you come in all this?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Then Magrat, who in Nanny Ogg ’s opinion had an innocent talent for treading on dangerous ground, said: “ I wonder if we did the right thing?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Then, as an afterthought, he added, “ Everyone all right? ” “ Fine, dad. ” “ I was quite worried for a time there.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Then: “ Have you brushed your tooth? ” And another pause.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	There could be all sorts out there, a- creepin ’ around. ” Magrat snuggled under the- what was it?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	There ’s no going back when someone ’s ended a sentence with ‘ pray? ” But she tried, anyway.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	They were just doing their job, all right?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	They ’re very good at watching. ” “ And they make you do all the work? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	This stuff?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	To help someone, ai n’t that right?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Trois beers pour favour avec us, silver plate. ” “ What ’s a silver plate got to do with it? ” demanded Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Twisting people ’s lives?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Two years running?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	WHAT?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Want me to repeat it again?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Want to know who she ’s talking about?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Was n’t it?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	We all got invited to the palace? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	We have the courage to do what you only dream of. ” “ Yes? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	We ’re her Tsortean knee, right? ” “ But we know you have to run really fast to get her broomstick going! ” shouted Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What about half a dollar a stake?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What about that? ” The other two continued to stare at the floor.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What about the cat, mum? ” said Jason.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What am I supposed to make of that? ” “ Ah, well, ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What are you doing? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What could I do?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What do you think? ” Nanny Ogg looked him up and down or, at least, down and further down.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What for? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What good is being a witch if you do n’t do magic?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What happens now? ” And this is Genua.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What harm would a bit of magic do? ” “ Because it ’d never stop at just a bit, you stupid girl! ” Magrat backed off, her face flushed.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What is a poor old godmother to do?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What is that stuff?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What is this impertinence? ” Nanny Ogg rubbed her chin thoughtfully.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What pork is before it ’s pork?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What sort of power is that? ” “ You do n’t understand.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What was a god?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What were the odds, he thought, against getting a Great Onion twice in one day?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What were you supposed to say at a time like this?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What ’d you say this thing ’s called? ” “ I think it ’s called a duvit, Esme. ” “ We call them an eiderdown where I come from.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What ’s a pointy hat and a broom really mean? ” “ That means I ’m a witch, ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What ’s happening?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What ’s so interesting about heaps of stones? ” The snow was falling faster now.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What ’s so special about her, anyway?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What ’s that inn over there? ” Nanny Ogg peered at the sign.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What ’s the most important thing we have to do? ” Magrat had never played a card game in her life.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What ’s up?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	What ’s your game, Mrs Gogol? ” “ I ai n’t playing no game, Mistress Weatherwax.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Whatnot got, Jimmy? ” The underfootman shyly opened his perfect package.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	When did you last have a bath, Esme? ” “ What do you mean, last?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	When did you last have a bath, Esme? ” “ What do you mean, last?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	When? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Where are these men? ” “ What are you going to do? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Where are these men? ” “ What are you going to do? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Where was the witchcraft in that?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s those girls got to with my luggage? ” She scurried off, a small grey bantam scolding a flock of hens.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Where? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Which one are you? ” Magrat ’s mind raced.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Who wants a foot of hair on their heads? ” Granny donned her mask.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d do that to a creature? ” “ I ’ve got my suspicions. ” They looked around.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Who ’re you? ” Magrat looked her new- found god- daughter up and down.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s Mrs Pleasant? ” “ She ’s the cook at the palace.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Whoever will remember who was at the ball?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Whoopee! ” “ What ’s going on? ” the senior coachman began, and then he entered the cloud of alcohol.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Why does n’t she use it to help people? ” Nanny peered at her through the pipe smoke.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Why not see to it?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Why? ” “ Nothing.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Why? ” “ Then that means there ’s more than one story here.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	With all these little cards?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	With no interference from anyone. ” “ What if I say no? ” “ Then I expect we ’ll just have to go on godmotherin ’, ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	With the moustache and the big hat? ” “ Him?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	With the moustache and the big hat? ” “ Him?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Wo n’t that be nice?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Wo n’t that be nice? ” The old Baron ’s dungeons had been disgusting.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Works every time. ” “ He told you it? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Would you like a cup of tea? ” NO, THANK YOU, said a voice right behind her.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Would you like me to send you back? ” His face became a mask of panic.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You all right? ” “ What? ” “ You ’ve got them cups rattling like nobody ’s business!
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You all right? ” “ What? ” “ You ’ve got them cups rattling like nobody ’s business!
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You can get put in prison for that, ” said Granny severely, and added, “ What was it like? ” “ Very comfy.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You decided to do it, ai n’t that right?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You have n’t got a pot of gold about you, have you? ” “ That ’s pixies, is n’t it? ” “ No, they ’re the ones in wells.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You have n’t got a pot of gold about you, have you? ” “ That ’s pixies, is n’t it? ” “ No, they ’re the ones in wells.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You know, I can see the future sometimes and I just know that ’s what ’s goin’ to happen, right? ” Sweat ran off his face.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You mean not compliant and self- effacing like what you is, Esme?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You must let them do so, do you understand? ” They were watching her lips.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You see this sign? ” he said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You show me anyone else who could have nipped in there and done all that in the nick of time, eh?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You think I do n’t know? ” She bent over the limp hand.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You think I dream? ” Lily moved a finger.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You two ai n’t laughing at me, are you? ” said Granny Weatherwax suspiciously.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You use the enemy ’s strength against himself. ” “ What, you get him to hit himself, sort of thing? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You want me to write it down?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	You ’ll like that, wo n’t you? ” They looked at one another, and then at her.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	about a witch never getting caught between two mirrors, was n’t it?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	almost five dollars now? ” “ Ca n’t understand it, ” said Mister Frank.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	and being seasick and that sort of thing. ” “ How about it, Esme? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	but who was this person in the swamp?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	but you ’re the nice one, are n’t you?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	can you do that to the horses too? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	can you guess what I ’m going to do next?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	did your mother tell you to watch out for any bad wolves that might happen to be in the vicinity? ” “ That ’s right. ” “ And your granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	headology? ” “ If you like. ” “ And what ’s the stake? ” “ No more magic in the affairs of Genua, ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	headology? ” “ If you like. ” “ And what ’s the stake? ” “ No more magic in the affairs of Genua, ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	hobo? ” “ It ’s a bustle, Esme. ” “ It ’s damn uncomfortable is what it is.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	how fast do you go when you ’re dropping?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	is the old witch dead? ” “ Which old witch? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	is the old witch dead? ” “ Which old witch? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	older?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	sandwiches?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	shall we go?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	she lives all by herself in the wood, right? ” “ Yes.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	that way. ” “ You sure? ” Which was the wrong question to ask a witch.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	that ’s Lily Weatherwax?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	wha ’ now?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	what do you mean, wardrobes falling down the stairs? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	what? ” “ After she lost all her money she bet her broom, ” said Magrat triumphantly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	who put that bloody tree there? ” came a voice from on high.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	you can understand me? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	you live alone here, then? ” she said brightly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	you remember?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	«? ” said Nanny, opening the door of the grandfather clock and peering inside.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ A foul deed? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ A hedgehog ’s not a flower. ” “ How do you know? ” “ ‘ Cos it ’s got spikes. ” “ So ’s holly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ About stories. ” “ What about stories? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ After twelve years? ” “ The Prince is dead, ” said Mrs Gogol.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Ah. ” “ Powerful magic. ” “ More powerful’n you? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Ai n’t that all messin ’ with dolls and dead people and stuff? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Ai n’t that so, Magrat? ” “ Um, ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Ai n’t witchcraft all runnin ’ around with no clothes on and stickin ’ pins in people? ” said Mrs Gogol levelly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Ai n’t you et that all up yet? ” “ We have it every night, ” said the underfootman.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Ai n’t you going to give in? ” Granny Weatherwax thrust a little finger into her ear and wiggled it thoughtfully.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ All the go, ai n’t it? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Always lurking around the edges of villages and that. ” “ And you never tried talking to it? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Am I dead? ” THE ANSWER TO THAT, said Death, is SOMEWHERE BETWEEN NO AND YES.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Am I dead? ” THE ANSWER TO THAT, said Death, is SOMEWHERE BETWEEN NO AND YES.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ And Gammer Peavey passed on. ” “ Did she?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ And I do n’t mind the cleaning and the laundry all that much. ” “ Do they do their own cooking, then? ” “ I do n’t think so.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ And I hopes you ’ve got all your stuff together, “ cos we ’re leaving. ” “ Why? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ And I think I definitely saw something like pickled onions on one of the shelves. ” “ Yes?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ And anything I say people have to do? ” she said innocently.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ And she ’s running- what ’s that she ’s running, Gytha? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ And suddenly everyone else was lucky, am I right? ” “ It was weird, ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ And that ’s good, is it? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ And vain?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ And what did he say? ” said Granny expectantly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ And what do you think you ’re wearing? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ And what good would that be?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ And what has this one done? ” he said, and yawned.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ And you know what that means? ” “ Means it ’s going to taste real tesme[?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ And you know what that means? ” “ Means it ’s going to taste real tesme[?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Annn enndinggg?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Any inn has got to open up for bona fide travellers and give them succour. ” “ Has it? ” said Nanny, with interest.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyone got any cheese? ” The second coachman inspected his box.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyway, maybe they could get her a new dress and horses and a coach and everything. ” “ Where?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyway, that ’s no good to the grandmother, is it?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Are we going to go all the way in a boat? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you frightened? ” “ I.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you going to introduce me to your friend? ” said Casanunda, from somewhere near Nanny ’s elbow.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you grandmother? ” Granny Weatherwax demanded.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you looking to challenge me, Mistress Weatherwax? ” Granny hesitated, and then straightened her shoulders.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you ready then, Dame Ogg? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you really any good? ” he said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you sure that ’s a castle? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you the taxgatherers, dear? ” “ No, ma’am, we ’re- “ “- fairies, ” said Fairy Hedgehog quickly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ But I try harder. ” “ Ca n’t you go and find us a file or something, Mr Casanunda? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ But we have orders to stop borderline cases. ” “ Borderline? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ But you never used magic for it, did you? ” “ Din’t have to, ” said Nanny happily.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t we just call in?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t we land, Granny?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t you get into the minds of the horses? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Can we have them, please? ” “ What do you want her boots for? ” The dwarf looked at her.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Can we have them, please? ” “ What do you want her boots for? ” The dwarf looked at her.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you believe that?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you dance as well? ” she said wearily.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you give me a clue? ” said the captain, eventually.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you hear me, Magrat Garlick? ” “ Yes, Granny, ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you really see-? ” “ I expect you ’ve got things to marinate? ” said Mrs Gogol.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you really see-? ” “ I expect you ’ve got things to marinate? ” said Mrs Gogol.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you see her, your ladyship? ” “ There ’s too many people. ” “ Well, can you see the Duc? ” “ How do I know?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you see her, your ladyship? ” “ There ’s too many people. ” “ Well, can you see the Duc? ” “ How do I know?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you see her, your ladyship? ” “ There ’s too many people. ” “ Well, can you see the Duc? ” “ How do I know?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you turn anything into anything? ” he said hopefully.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you understand me? ” “ Yessss, Nannyyy. ” Nanny Ogg leaned against the wall for support.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Casanunda? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Come on! ” “ Best part of a whole glass of- “ “ Gytha! ” “ Did I say I was n’t coming?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Cor, what a spread, eh? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Coverin ’ it over? ” she murmured.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Craft secrets, I expect? ” “ Something like that, ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n’t Desiderata tell you anything?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you ever meet old Sumpkins? ” It was, indeed, a normal- looking wolf, except that it was a lot thinner than most.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you know she was here? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Do I? ” “ Yes. ” “ Oh. ” “ You do n’t have to marry anyone you do n’t want to. ” Ella sat back.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t people bother you here? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t worry, I ’ll pick it up by the treadle and pitch it out of the window. ” “ How do you know all this? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you see that?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you understand what losing means? ” “ Some people are very clear about that, ” said Desiderata.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know how long I worked to win? ” said Mrs Gogol, haughtily.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know how to row a boat? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know what I lost?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Eh?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Eh? ” “ There ’s no girl to put forward!
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Er, ” he said, “ can we have her boots? ” “ What? ” “ Her boots? ” said the dwarf, blushing.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Er, ” he said, “ can we have her boots? ” “ What? ” “ Her boots? ” said the dwarf, blushing.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Er, ” he said, “ can we have her boots? ” “ What? ” “ Her boots? ” said the dwarf, blushing.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Ere, what you doing? ” This was to a small bald- headed man who was trying surreptitiously to set up a small easel in front of them.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Ere, what ’s he doing? ” The innkeeper had hurried out and was taking the jolly little tables back inside.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Esme Weatherwax, what have you done?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Esme?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Esme?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Esme? ” She grabbed Granny ’s arm.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Everyone likes to see their woodcut in the broadsheets after a ball like this?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Everything all right, son? ” “ It ’s all right, dad.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Exactly? ” Mrs Gogol reached into the cushions of her rocking- chair and, after some rummaging, produced a leather bag and a pipe.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Fish heads? ” said Mrs Pleasant.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ For the woodcut? ” “ What woodcut? ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ For the woodcut? ” “ What woodcut? ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Going to play a game of Old Maid, are you? ” said the barman.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Good?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Gytha?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Gytha?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Gytha?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Gytha? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Gytha? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Gytha? ” “ Yes, Esme? ” said Nanny Ogg innocently.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Gytha? ” “ Yes, Esme? ” said Nanny Ogg innocently.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Hai? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Hallo?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Has it got sugar in it too? ” “ Very likely, ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Have n’t you got any romance in your soul? ” said Magrat plaintively.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Have we got any money at all? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you been reading books? ” Nanny ignored her.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you hurt your head, Miss? ” She looked at him in incomprehension.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Hear that, Esme?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey, why do n’t we have a drink? ” said Nanny Ogg brightly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” “ All that.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ How about after lunch? ” “ Right, ” said Nanny Ogg.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ How about that? ” “ Broomsticks Airborne, ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ How did she do that? ” said Mrs Gogol.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you get up to the window? ” said Nanny, ignoring this.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you know that? ” “ Got a feelin ’ about it, ” said Granny wearily.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you make him understand about the beds? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ How do you know? ” “ She ’s got all the signs, right? ” “ What signs are those? ” The woodcutter was pricked by a slight uneasiness.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ How do you know? ” “ She ’s got all the signs, right? ” “ What signs are those? ” The woodcutter was pricked by a slight uneasiness.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ How do you know? ” “ She ’s got all the signs, right? ” “ What signs are those? ” The woodcutter was pricked by a slight uneasiness.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ How good are you? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ How long have you been waiting? ” FOREVER.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ How many have you got? ” “ There ’s a choice of two, ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ How much of that rum did you drink? ” “ Oh, come on, Esme, ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ How old was she? ” “ One hundred and nineteen, ” said Gammer Brevis.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ How the hell ’s anyone supposed to move in these things? ” she screamed at the world in general.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ How’m I supposed to get mine started in a boat?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I am called Saturday. ” “ Man Saturday, eh? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I bet it is n’t! ” “ And she ’s, like, in charge of the city? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I can see where you would n’t want to be having with the likes of her, right? ” “ Right! ” said the woodcutter, relieved.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I can speak foreign like a native, you know that. ” “ Mrs Ogg?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I do n’t think anyone can cook like she do and be that bad. ” “ Is she the woman who lives out in the swamp? ” said Ella.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I do n’t ‘ spect anyone ’s brought any marshmallows? ” said Nanny Ogg, hopefully.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I guess she ’s a bit bed- bound at the moment, right? ” “ That ’s why I ’m taking her this basket of goodies- “ the child began.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I know someone who could get inside them minds right enough. ” “ Who? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I reckon. ” “ ‘S a bit high for ‘ em, ai n’t it? ” “ Little devils get everywhere.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I said you would n’t have to go to the ball, did n’t I? ” Ella looked around at the disabled coach, and then back to the witches.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I seen you somewhere before? ” said Mrs Pleasant.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I smelled stew on the way here, so let ’s go and have a look, eh?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose Desiderata would n’t have chosen her own successor? ” said Gammer Brevis.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose there would n’t be any food and drink about the place? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose you did n’t find my bag? ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I think I have to go. ” “ Yes. ” “ What will you do? ” The voodoo woman looked down at the hat in her hands.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I think it ’s shameful! ” “ What is? ” said Nanny Ogg, coming up behind her.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I think we ’re meant to pass it on? ” she ventured.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I used to get about a lot in my younger days. ” YES?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I want a fire lit in that grate every morning. ” “ Yes, mum. ” “ And everyone ’s to go in through the back door, you hear?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I wish I knew where she stood. ” “ Good or bad, you mean? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ll do the steering and Magrat’ll do the cooking. ” “ What shall I do, then? ” said Granny Weatherwax suspiciously.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ I, uh, again?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ If it ’s all the same with you, m’lady? ” She met the stare head- on.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ If this Baron was as great as you say, he must have had a lot of friends in the city, right? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Is dad there? ” “ Dad? ” “ The King. ” “ Oh. ” Nanny Ogg cupped her hands around her mouth and turned to face up the tunnel.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Is dad there? ” “ Dad? ” “ The King. ” “ Oh. ” Nanny Ogg cupped her hands around her mouth and turned to face up the tunnel.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it anything to do with maypoles and folksongs and suchlike? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it? ” said Hurker, agreeably.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Is red all right? ” “ They ’ve got to be red. ” All the other dwarfs nodded.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that it? ” said the Baron.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that my fault? ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that what you think?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that where you always sleep? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there anyone here? ” Nanny, on the other hand, looked under the stairs.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Is this a trick question? ” NO.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Is your name Ella? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ It ca n’t not happen. ” “ And these witches you showed me? ” “ They ’re just.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ It must be the famous beginner ’s luck, eh? ” “ Soon be poor men if it goes on like this, ” said one of his companions.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ It should be easy to overtake it, right? ” The witches landed in an alleyway a few minutes ahead of the coach.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ It should have blown him to bits! ” “ Blown what to bits? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ It was the things going on around him that made him important. ” “ What ’s Lily feeding the stories? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s about this man- “ “ What man? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s all according to the general and the specific, right? ” “ What does that mean? ” Magrat lay down on the bed.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s all according to the general and the specific, right? ” “ What does that mean? ” Magrat lay down on the bed.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s been around for years, right? ” he said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s hard to imagine, ” said Magrat, “ that it ’s autumn back home. ” “ Garkon?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s the slimy ones you have to watch out for. ” “ I wonder what he wanted? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s true, then? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s very hard for cleaning staff to look tidy all the time. ” “ Cleaning staff? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Just to make sure? ” Granny Weatherwax hesitated.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Ladies? ” said a resonant voice.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Laughin ’? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Let ’s have a look, eh? ” Granny sniffed, and undid the lid of the box.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Lily is expecting to see you, ai n’t she? ” “ She can look out of reflections, ” said Ella nervously.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Lily? ” said Granny softly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Look at it like this, ” said Nanny, under her breath, “ what can they do to us? ” “ I ca n’t stand snakes, ” said Magrat quietly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, I ’ve got a wand- ‘ “ Which ones? ” “ What? ” “ Which flowers? ” “ Er, ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, I ’ve got a wand- ‘ “ Which ones? ” “ What? ” “ Which flowers? ” “ Er, ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, I ’ve got a wand- ‘ “ Which ones? ” “ What? ” “ Which flowers? ” “ Er, ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Looking for something, Esme? ” said Nanny Ogg behind her.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Lots of rocks fallen down, have they? ” “ Pardon? ” said the King.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Lots of rocks fallen down, have they? ” “ Pardon? ” said the King.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Magrat?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Magrat? ” hissed Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Magrat? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Makes you wish you were a better person, really. ” “ Why are you two whispering? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Maybe we could get people to visit us and then we could escape in their clothes? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Me?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Me? ” “ You are- still here? ” “ Still? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Me? ” “ You are- still here? ” “ Still? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Me? ” “ You are- still here? ” “ Still? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Millluk? ” he suggested.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Mind if I step inside? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Mr Woodcutter? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Nanny? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Nervous of going into a house with witches in it? ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Never! ” “ Hmm? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ No interference. ” “ Not from us? ” “ Not even from us. ” She turned back to Ella.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ No. ” “ And not cheating? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ No. ” “ ‘S called the Vieux River. ” “ Yes? ” “ Know what that means? ” “ No. ” “ The Old( Masculine) River, ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ No. ” “ ‘S called the Vieux River. ” “ Yes? ” “ Know what that means? ” “ No. ” “ The Old( Masculine) River, ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Not a living soul around? ” “ In a manner of speakin ’, ” said Mrs Gogol.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Not keeping you, am I? ” IT ’S A QUIET NIGHT.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Not lost it, have you? ” “ No, but- “ “ There you are, then. ” “ Only.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Now what? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Now, what shall I do with you? ” said Lily.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Now, ” said Nanny, “ let ’s not have any of that, eh?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, yes? ” said Nanny, opening a cupboard.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, yes? ” “ One of the woodcutters told me, ” said Magrat, “ that there ’s been other odd things happening in this forest.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh. ” “ Do you know how to dance? ” hissed Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Pecked to death, was he? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Perhaps we ought to go up to that castle? ” They all looked at the castle.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Perhaps you have to say something? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Practice?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Pray? ” thought Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Quite likely turn you into just about anything as soon as look at you, right? ” Granny stuck her finger in her ear and twiddled it reflectively.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Ready, Gytha? ” “ Waitin ’, Esme. ” “ Run! ” Granny hurled the teapot high into the air.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Red? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Remember that time last year when the circus thing came to Lancre? ” “ I remember, ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Right?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Right?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Run awayy, furry toy? ” he suggested.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ See the way the bubbles is so thick by the okuh leaves?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ See this? ” “ Yes.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ See?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ See?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ See?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ See? ” said Nanny, triumphantly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Shall I use my wand? ” said Magrat hesitantly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ She does know you, does n’t she? ” demanded Granny, turning back to Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ She gave it to you? ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ She was bossy, too! ” “ What ’d she want to be in charge of a city for? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ She was good at that kind of thing, I remember. ” “ Really snakes? ” “ Yeah, ” said Granny darkly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ She ’s the ruler now, ai n’t she? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Snakes? ” Nanny wheezed.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ So are we going to get her out? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ So tell me, ” she said, “ how do you play this game, then? ” All witches are very conscious of stories.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Some place, eh? ” VERY NICE.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Someone ’s going to be eatin ’ shrimp? ” she said helpfully.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Somethin’ like that, yes. ” “ While everyone else lives happily ever after? ” “ I do n’t know about that, ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Still pumpkins? ” “ Bit of a squash.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Stolen? ” “ She ’s been gambling, ” said Magrat, in tones of smug horror.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Talk to it?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Terrible soot there is. ” “ It ’s not up there, then? ” said Nanny Ogg sweetly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ That must have been before those two children shut her up in her own oven? ” said Magrat, untangling her sleeve from a briar.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s Mrs Gogol ’s cockerel, ” said Nanny, “ ai n’t it? ” “ Exactly what it is I might never exactly decide, ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s Yen Buddhism, is it? ” “ No.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s all that ’s required, is n’t it? ” “ Ill- considerate?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s all that ’s required, is n’t it? ” “ Ill- considerate?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s disgustin ’. ” “ Eh? ” said Old Mother Dismass.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s good, is it?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s one of Desiderata ’s books, is n’t it? ” “ Yes, ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s speaking foreign, is it? ” “ My grandson Shane is a sailor, ” said Nanny Ogg.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s what fairy godmothering is all about. ” “ Yes? ” Granny Weatherwax frowned.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s why it ’s called Cripple Mister Onion, ai n’t it? ” He hesitated.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ The swamp?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ There is n’t someone else you ’d rather marry, is there? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’ll be a spinning wheel at the bottom of all this, you mark my words. ” “ A Black Aliss job? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’s Magrat! ” “ Where?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ They are ruby- coloured, are n’t they? ” he said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ They coming all this way for a taste? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ They never saw me before, all right? ” They flew on in troubled silence for a while.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ They said “ oink ”. ” “ What ’d they say “ oink ” for? ” “ Because they could n’t say anything else.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ They singing, Magrat? ” “ I can hear something, ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ They ’re roasting garlic ”? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ They ’re the best part. ” “ What kind of plant is snakes ’ heads? ” “ Best if you just eat up, I reckon, ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ They ’re very convivial animals. ” “ In a cottage? ” “ That ’s unusual. ” “ That ’s what I mean, ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Thought so. ” “ Do you know my granny? ” said the child.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Trousers? ” “ They ’re not exactly the same as ordinary- “ “ And there ’s men ‘ ere lookin ’, ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Tummy upset? ” “ It ’s her head this time.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Two years running?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Up here? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Very knowin ’ woman, Mrs Gogol. ” “ But can we trust her to keep her word? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Wazzat? ” said Nanny Ogg, who was dozing off.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Weatherwax, did you say? ” “ Yes.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, Ella ’s got away and so have we, so this is the part where we escape, yes?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, they say she ’s a witch, right? ” “ Really? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, they say she ’s a witch, right? ” “ Really? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, well, well. ” “ What is it, Gytha? ” “ Pumpkin. ” “ Pumpkin what? ” “ Pumpkin nothing.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, well, well. ” “ What is it, Gytha? ” “ Pumpkin. ” “ Pumpkin what? ” “ Pumpkin nothing.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, which old witch did the house land on? ” “ Nanny?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, which old witch did the house land on? ” “ Nanny?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, ” said Nanny Ogg, social tutor, “ what you do is, you tap men with your fan- got your fan?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, ” she said, “ it seems to me- “ “ Yes? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, ” she said, “ who ’s there? ” “ I could do with a glass of water, ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” “ They ’re a bit.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Wha ’ fingers?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Wha ’ happened? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Wha ’ happened? ” “ A farmhouse dropped on your head, ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What I want to know is, ” she said, “ was Mrs Gogol really good or bad?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What about you, Miss? ” Ella shook her head without looking up.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What about young Magrat? ” said Old Mother Dismass innocently.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What are they doing? ” said Saturday.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What can I do for you, old crone? ” he said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What colour was it again? ” “ Well.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What could we possibly find under there dial ’s worse than we could imagine? ” They each took a handle.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What did she say? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you do to his drink? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you say? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What do fairy godmothers say? ” she wailed.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What do they do that for? ” “ She does n’t explain it very clearly, ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What do we do next? ” “ You mentioned tea, ” said Magrat, buying time.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you know about it? ” she said, with uncharacteristic sharpness.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you know about royal bedrooms? ” she said, more or less for something to say.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean by that, pray? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean by that? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean, a psycholology? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean, all of them? ” Lily backed away.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean, drink out of them? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think, Esme? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you want to do now, Mr Cat? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you want, old crone? ” “ Fancy a drink? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you want, old crone? ” “ Fancy a drink? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you want, old woman? ” said Lady Volentia.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you want, then?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you want? ” “ Got a package for you, ” said Hurker, presenting it.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What does cojones mean? ” They shrugged.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What d’they want ‘ em for? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What d’you think about it, Mr Zombie? ” “ It ’s a great life, Mrs Ogg, ” said the zombie.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What d’you want? ” “ Waaant foood, Miss- uss Pleassunt, ” said Greebo.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened to it? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened? ” Granny gave him a sweet old smile.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What has she been doing? ” “ Trying to reach straight through glass, by the looks of it, ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What kind of fairies? ” “ Er.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What of? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What on earth did you say to them? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What shall we do next? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What sort? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What was you talking about? ” “ Sawdust, ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’d they call them here? ” “ Crap suzette, I think, ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re you doing here? ” It was something about the way the hinges creaked.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re you doing out in the forest all by yourself, young lady? ” “ I ’m taking this basket of goodies to my granny, ” said the girl.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re you doing, Granny? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re you doing, Mrs Gogol? ” said the cook anxiously.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s borderline about us? ” The corporal swallowed.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s happening, corporal? ” The captain of the guard strolled out of a door in the archway and walked over to the witches.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s happening? ” The man looked sideways at her.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s happening? ” complained Ella.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s happening? ” said Ella.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s happening? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s it to be, Esme?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s she doing, then? ” “ Letting.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s she doing? ” “ Being attractive to men, I think. ” “ What, Magrat? ” “ Yeah.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s she doing? ” “ Being attractive to men, I think. ” “ What, Magrat? ” “ Yeah.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s she doin’ now? ” hissed Nanny Ogg.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s she talking about, Esme? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that mean? ” “ Means we want three rooms for the night, ” said Granny, looking smugly at the other two.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that? ” “ Mrs Gogol ’s doing, ” said Granny Weatherwax grimly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s up, Esme? ” Granny Weatherwax strode across the room and wiped the dust off a huge ornate mirror.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s up?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s your name, dead man? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s your name? ” she said over her shoulder.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What, no- one? ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What, that you were a domineering old busybody? ” said Nanny innocently.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” Baron Saturday thumped his stick on the floor.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said the footman.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” shouted Magrat, above the noise of a marching band.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Tempers fuggit.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Well, I ’m fed up! ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ You ’ve gone all pale.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ When can I get out? ” WHEN YOU FIND THE ONE THAT ’S REAL.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ When can I get out? ” WHEN YOU FIND THE ONE THAT ’S REAL.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Where am I? ” INSIDE THE MIRROR.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Where am I? ” INSIDE THE MIRROR.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are your manners?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Where did you learn to play like that? ” Nanny demanded.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Where is Magrat, anyway? ” “ Out fairy godmothering, I think, ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Where to next, then? ” What was next was forest- dark and ferociously coniferous.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’d we leave him? ” “ Oh, he ’s only a cat, ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s Magrat gone? ” “ She ’s having a lie- down in the cabin, ” said Granny, without looking up.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s the harm? ” “ He ’s a frog. ” “ Especially at night, ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are you calling a mother? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Who shall I say it is? ” I’M HERE INCOGNITO.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s that, then? ” said a voice from somewhere below the eye.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s you to say what I can and ca n’t do here? ” “ We ’re her godmothers, ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s your friend? ” said Casanunda.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do n’t we try the wand? ” Granny Weatherwax snorted.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do n’t you just walk away?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do n’t you? ” said Magrat, as nastily as she could manage.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do they do it? ” “ So all the young men can chase them to show how brave they are, ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’d you think of pumpkins? ” “ I did n’t! ” “ Do n’t you know how to work it? ” “ No!
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’d you think of pumpkins? ” “ I did n’t! ” “ Do n’t you know how to work it? ” “ No!
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’d you think that, then? ” “ Well.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’re they called rude huts, anyway? ” Granny Weatherwax climbed off her broomstick and looked at the rocks around her.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’s it on the walls too? ” “ Them ’s tapestries, ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Will it work? ” he said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Will she live happily ever after? ” he said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Will you come on, Gytha?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Would you like to have a look? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Would you mind telling me, ” said Magrat, “ what you ’re doing?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Wrowwwl? ” The coach skidded around and came up broadside against a wall, knocking the coachmen off.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Wrowwwl? ” “ Your.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Ye see that bit of okra? ” said Mrs Gogol.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Ye see the way the crab legs keep coming up just there? ” “ You never were one to stint the crab meat, ” said Mrs Pleasant.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yeah?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yeah? ” he said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, Miss Weatherwax? ” “ Mistress, ” snapped Granny, and then softened her voice again.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, “ m? ” “ Me and this lady is just going out.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes. ” “ What, all of it? ” “ Yes, ” said Granny, smugly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” he said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” said a small and quavering voice from somewhere beneath the eye.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” she demanded.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” snapped Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ Dwarfs? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ Dwarfs? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ Words have sex in foreign parts, ” said Nanny, hopefully.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ You promised me the honour of this dance, m’lady? ” “ No I did n’t. ” The man looked puzzled.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ You promised me the honour of this dance, m’lady? ” “ No I did n’t. ” The man looked puzzled.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You ai n’t got any snake women in there with you, have you? ” said Granny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You be a- comin ’ here for Fat Lunchtime, then? ” said Mrs Pleasant.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You been to see the girl in the white house? ” Mrs Pleasant nodded.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You broke my mirror! ” “ Was this what it was all for, then? ” said Granny. ” Playin ’ little queens in some damp city?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You broke my mirror! ” “ Was this what it was all for, then? ” said Granny. ” Playin ’ little queens in some damp city?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You can probably have a bit of quiet fun even if you are dead, in Genua. ” “ Had n’t we better stay here, though? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You did n’t? ” I HAD AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOU TONIGHT.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t know any?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t think she ’s been buried with it, do you? ” “ Should n’t think so.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t think you ’re going to lose, do you? ” “ I do n’t want to hurt you, Mistress Weatherwax, ” said Mrs Gogol.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You know about magic with mirrors?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You know it?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You know what she ’s like. ” “ How are we going to get in?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You know what this river ’s called? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You know, that ’s a hat of authority if ever I saw one. ” “ Hmm. ” “ Do n’t you think? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You look in mirrors a lot these days, Mistress Weatherwax? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean you did n’t even have fun?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You need any help, Esme? ” said Nanny cautiously.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You never have! ” “ Remember young Verence ’s coronation?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You ought to try a drop, Esme. ” “ Another helping, Mrs Ogg? ” said Mrs Gogol.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You said all that to our mum? ” he said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You saw it too? ” Granny rolled her eyes.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You see how sweet life can be, if we all helps one another? ” The witches left around lunchtime.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You see this broom? ” The man looked from her to the broom, and back again.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You see this country?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You see this door?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You see this hat? ” she demanded.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You sure you ’re not catching a chill? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You think he was a particularly nice man? ” said Lily.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You think she ’s going to be sent to the ball in a pumpkin, eh?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You want something done, we ’re the girls to do it, eh?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You want to try anything else, lady? ” he said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You were n’t using magic? ” said Magrat.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You will look after our mum, wo n’t you, Mistress Garlick? ” he said, a hint of worry in his voice.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’d like me to stop?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’d think you ’d be all right with sandwiches, would n’t you?
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ll never feel safe in the privy again, eh? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re a 20, maybe a 22? ” said Nanny.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re not a godmother of any kind, are you? ” “ No.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re not the wicked witch, are you? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re not upset, are you, Esme? ” said Nanny anxiously.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re supposed to eat it? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re trying to be kind to me? ” said Lily.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve had your fill of magic? ” said Lilith sweetly.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You? ” he shouted, and, “ Guards! ” Nanny Ogg did n’t hesitate.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You? ” she said.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ You? ” “ Um.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“ ‘ ullo, your Ladyship? ” She looked around at the bushes.
Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett	“- and one of them looks like she uses bad language. ” “ What? ” said Nanny, her grin evaporating.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	. ” YES, MR. OGG?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	. ”   It was hard to imagine what other thing there could be, but Nanny Ogg said “ Yes? ” anyway.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Elves?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ How long have they been doing it? ” “ About an hour, ” said Nanny gloomily.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ I thought you were doing the Entertainment?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ I was young and foolish then. ” “ Well?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Lucky you were going bald, eh? ” In the darkness of her sickroom Diamanda opened her eyes, if they were her eyes.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Something the matter, sire? ” “ Um.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What level? ” said Diamanda.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What ’re you going on about now? ” “ I remember when I was young there was a girl like Diamanda.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What ’s an artisan? ” said Weaver the thatcher.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What? ” said Verence.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What? ” “ Ai n’t got no stockings on, Esme. ” “ What about the lovely red and white pair I gave you on Hogswatchnight?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What? ” “ Ai n’t got no stockings on, Esme. ” “ What about the lovely red and white pair I gave you on Hogswatchnight?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Who ’s Them? ” Nanny hesitated.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Yes? ” “ Our mum said I was to see to it that there was iron round her.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	.it all went right? ” “ Yes.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	? ” Verence made a grab for it.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	A hump? ” “ Ah, you ’ve noticed the stepladder, ” said the low highwayman.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	A monkey? ” “ Oook? ” Several minutes later, the travellers leaned on the parapet, looking down reflectively at the river far below.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	A monkey? ” “ Oook? ” Several minutes later, the travellers leaned on the parapet, looking down reflectively at the river far below.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	A proper ceremony and everything? ” “ Yes! ” “ Hmm. ” Ridcully stroked his beard.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	A valiant last stand?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	ARE YOU A MAN OF FAITH, MR. OGG?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	About bags of sweets? ” Granny Weatherwax still had n’t turned around.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	About breedin ’ and passin ’ on stuff to yer kids? ” “ Evolution, ” said Ponder.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Acting?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Ai n’t you hungry?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	All laughin ’ at decent rude artisans, eh?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	All right?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	All right? ” The Lancre Morris Men faced one another, rain plastering their clothes to their bodies.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	All sorted out, right? ”   Magrat woke up.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Always go right. ” “ We ’re walking in a circle? ” “ A spiral.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And I got back and it was all arranged- “ “ What would you have done if nothing had been arranged? ” said Nanny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And I ’m in the castle, are n’t I?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And Shawn has found the coronation coach! ” “ How can you lose a coach? ” said Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And a subtle ripple of alterations flowed across her face before she said, “ What do you think? ” She looked like Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And see that wood down there, on the hill?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And the children are all right, too? ” “ Sorry? ” She blinked again.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And the children are all right, too? ” “ Sorry? ” She blinked again.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And then she said- “ “ Was that the old brindled cow what your dad had? ” said Carter.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And then what would I do? ” “ What did Granny want to talk to you about? ” “ Oh.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And then what would I do? ” “ What did Granny want to talk to you about? ” “ Oh.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And then what?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And then you think you can just stroll down here and confound this girl, just like that? ” “ I do n’t know, ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And there ’s a price for that, ai n’t there? ” Jason gave Nanny Ogg a panic- stricken look.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And this thing? ” “ A ruff, m’m.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And what about you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And what had happened?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And what is her name? ” said Ridcully.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And what ’s that thing? ” Ridcully lifted the small cage off his head.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And what ’s this? ” “ Brocade, I think. ” “ It ’s like cardboard.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And when they ’re happy they make a pleasing noise. ” “ What? ” “ Just thinking to myself. ” Magrat stood up.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And you could make her anything you wanted?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And you ever seen ‘ em Morris dancing?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And you keep the door shut and let no one in, d’you hear?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And you know another thing? ” “ No, miss. ” “ They could n’t have painted her from life, of course.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	And you know what? ” Shawn suddenly felt frightened.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Any relation to Sobriety Ogg? ” “ He was my dad, sir. ” “ Good grief.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Anymore of them lobsters?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Anyone see where they go? ” “ Nah.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, the others’d spot it. ” “ Perhaps we could create a small cloud or something? ” said Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Are there anymore around? ” “ I.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Are they behind the door?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Are they under the bed?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	As much as anyone does. ” “ How d’you know? ” “ I ’ve been picking up bits of her memories.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Been walking out with dozens of young women, I ’ve no doubt. ” “ Why do you say that?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Best if she stays here. ” “ You sure? ” said Granny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Blimey who ’d do a thing like that? ” Both the witches turned to look at the stones.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Books?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Bursssaaar?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	But I think we ’ve got elves. ” “ Elves? ” “ And they ’ve got Miss Tockley.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	But I ’m sure I wrote Marit- “ “ Sire? ” There was one exquisite moment while Verence fought for mental balance, but he won.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	But she must hope, must she not?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	But that little traitor voice whispered: how the hell can they know what the future holds?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	But when to begin?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	But why does it suck? ” Jason kept quiet.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t you feel it? ” “ Oh, sit down, man, ” said Weaver.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t you hear them? ” “ Hear what? ” Nanny looked around hurriedly and picked up a silver candlestick.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t you hear them? ” “ Hear what? ” Nanny looked around hurriedly and picked up a silver candlestick.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t you think of anything? ” Nanny Ogg looked thoughtfully at the circle.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Can you do magic?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Can you get in? ” “ There ’s someone in there already.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Can you play Cripple Mr. Onion? ” “ Not very well. ” “ Capital! ” Half an hour later Ridcully owed the dwarf$ 8,000.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Carter the weaver, was n’t it, or Weaver the baker?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Carter? ” “ They ’re waiting for us! ” “ I ’ll say this just once, ” said Jason.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Come on- we ai n’t got much time. ” “ What d’you mean? ” “ It ’s not just the girls.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Come on. ” “ Where ’re we going? ” said the dwarf.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Confidence in what?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Did I not tell you? ” “ How long?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Did I not tell you? ” “ How long?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Did they kill Diamanda? ” “ I do n’t know.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t know why. ” “ Did you see any witches at the Entertainment? ” said Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t let yourself get distracted- “ “ That ’s never the delectable Mrs. Ogg, is it? ” Nanny turned.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t want anyone else getting hurt, do we? ” “ Do you mean using Skorhian Runes or the Triple Invocation octogram? ” said Perdita.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t want anyone else getting hurt, do we? ” “ Do you mean using Skorhian Runes or the Triple Invocation octogram? ” said Perdita.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you know anything? ” “ I thought.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you remember?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you think it looks good? ” “ Oh, yes, ” said Shawn.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Do you do it with your clothes on or what? ” “ It means an intimate meeting, my good woman. ” “ Is that all?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Do you do it with your clothes on or what? ” “ It means an intimate meeting, my good woman. ” “ Is that all?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Do you want me to shout? ” They turned and ran.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Do you want to bet the rest of your life?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Done it. ” “ That ’s a magic circle? ” “ Right.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	D’you know they think time goes backward?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	D’you see?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Elves are good. ” “ They probably just fired at Esme and the girl in fun, like? ” “ But- “ “ Look, dear, you ’re going to be queen.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Even if I could cut the mustard again I do n’t know where we were! ” “ Sir? ” said Shawn.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Eye of what newt?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Fancy a cup of tea, girl? ” You could n’t stand on ceremony with Mr. Brooks.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Finally she said, “ And where ’s everyone now? ” “ Dunno, miss.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	For air traffic control, see? ” Most of the town was dark.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	HOW DO THEY DO IT, DO YOU THINK?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	HOW DO THEY GET THE BITS OF CHOCOLATE IN?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Had the wedding, have you? ” “ Wedding? ” The rest of them exchanged glances.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Had the wedding, have you? ” “ Wedding? ” The rest of them exchanged glances.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Hah! ” “ And there ai n’t one of ‘ em that- what ’re you talking about?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Haha. ” “ Yes. ” “ I expect they ’ve put warming pans in our beds. ” “ Has Shawn got the hang of it now? ” “ I hope so.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone got any dried frog pills? ”   Verence II respected witches.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Have you seen Weaver? ” “ No, but I saw Carter and Thatcher. ” Mist curled up as the rain drummed into the warm earth.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	He always used to say a bad hunter chases, a good hunter waits. ” “ Oh?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	He is taken into a room full of all types of clothing and asked: Yo,[43] my son, which of these is the most stylish thing to wear?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	He married that Palliard girl, remember?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	He was n’t on guard from things inside the castle, was he?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	He was probably a hunter. ” “ How ’d you know all that? ” “ I just trod on ‘ i m. ” The sun rose through the mists.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	He ’ll be hurt. ” “ Oook? ” “ Um.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Help me, Shawn. ” “ Miss? ” “ We need bandages! ” “ But- “ “ Oh, stop gawping. ” The skirt tore.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Her with all the spikes and knives on her chariot?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Here, on the grass of Lancre? ” She stepped forward.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Hey, d’you know what she told me? ” “ What? ” “ You know that ole painting of Queen Ynci?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Hey, d’you know what she told me? ” “ What? ” “ You know that ole painting of Queen Ynci?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Hey, d’you know what she told me? ” “ What? ” “ You know that ole painting of Queen Ynci?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Hey, kids, which part do you think they made your town out of?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	His Majesteeeyyaa the Ki- Oh, bugger, now where ’s he gone? ” The throne room was empty.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How about if I lock the door and take the key with me?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How about it? ” Silence.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How about it? ” “ No! ” The elf tried to pull away across the floor.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How about the bank?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How can you float down a river and just be damp? ” “ I dries out quick. ” Granny Weatherwax glared up the rocks.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How can you hear with all that stuff around your ears? ” Shawn was aware of the empty space behind him.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How did you get in? ” “ Broomstick.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How do we do it?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How had they been having babies before? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How is the old devil? ” “ Dunno, sir, what with him being dead. ” “ Oh dear.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How long ago? ” “ Dunno, m’m. ” He knew I was coming home, thought Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How long ago? ” “ These past thirty years, ” said Shawn.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How long was it, now?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How long? ” “ Soon.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How many students can you get in an Iron Maiden, that kind of thing. ” “ So this was at his place, then, was it? ” said Ridcully.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How should I know?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How small? ” “ Not that small. ” “ My word.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How ’d you get in? ” “ Used one of the special horseshoes. ” Granny nodded.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How ’s those magic fingers of yours? ” “ I could probably manage a fireball. ” “ Would n’t work.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	How?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I am angry! ” “ Why? ” “ You know! ” Nanny took off her hat and scratched her head.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I ca n’t say no, can I?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t know anything about any fire? ” Granny turned around.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t know if you happen to remember her, by any chance? ” They passed Jason ’s forge, which rang to the sound of his hammer.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t like to ask them questions. ” “ Why not? ” “ They might give me answers.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I feel a bit sick. ” “ The king ordered ‘ em from Sto Helit special, m’m. ” “ Did he, eh?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I mean, she hardly disguised who she was, did she?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I say, do you think there ’s any pudding? ” Later, she asked for a doggy bottle.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I think that just about covers everything, do n’t you? ” “ Um- “ Verence rubbed his hands together.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I ’d have put up with all your womanizing and drunkenness, would I? ” Ridcully looked bewildered.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll be as rich as Creosote. ” “ Who ’s Creosote? ” said Thatcher.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll, I ’ll, I ’ll just put the kettle on, shall I, and wait ‘ til you comes back? ” Esme ’s skill at Borrowing unnerved her.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I ’m going to wind up the anger until it ’s thick enough to become rage, and when they come back I shall--what?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I ’m the Archchancellor of Unseen University, this is Mr. Stibbons, a wizard, this- where are you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve always wanted an excuse to go down there. ” “ What is down there? ” “ Well, it leads into Lancre Caves.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve got better things to do! ” “ Better things than being a witch? ” said Granny Magrat walked into it.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve got everything to fight for, have n’t I?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	If the dwarfs and the trolls find out, they ’ll tear the walls apart to get him out. ” “ Why?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	If they do n’t trust you theyaaaagh- “ “ I ’ll just leave you to get on with it then, shall I? ” said Magrat, as feathers filled the air.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	In a generalized sort of way? ” “ Well, I- “ The crown spun in Verence ’s nervous fingers.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	In fact, do it again if you like. ” “ Get him, did you? ” “ Took his breath away. ” “ Good.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	In the head, I mean. ” “ But why do n’t I know all this? ” “ Glamour.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t it what you came here hoping for?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t this what you wanted anyway?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Is there anything else people have n’t been telling me, by any chance? ” Shawn shook his head, guiltily aware of the thing in the dungeon.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	It could n’t have got out, could it?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	It is. ” “ One ’s often wondered- “ “ What? ” “ How do you actually milk them? ”   The unicorn prowled through the forest.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	It is. ” “ One ’s often wondered- “ “ What? ” “ How do you actually milk them? ”   The unicorn prowled through the forest.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	It makes you sound uncertain. ” “ Mm, m’m? ” “ I mean, who is there to fight up here?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	It makes you sound uncertain. ” “ Mm, m’m? ” “ I mean, who is there to fight up here?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	It seemed to Perdita that it had blown all the shadows into the comers of the room- “ Are you paying attention, sister? ” said Diamanda coldly.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	It was going and fetching! ” “ What? ” “ I was getting scared!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	It ’d be her room as well from tomorrow, would n’t it?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a kind of flat rate. ” “ What happens if we do n’t pay it? ” said Ridcully.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	It ’s all in the mind, is n’t it?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	It ’s enough to know that everything happens somewhere, is n’t it? ” Ridcully tried to grin.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	It ’s mythical. ” “ It ’s not real? ” “ Oh, it ’s real.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	It ’s so beautiful, is n’t it?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	It ’s what you might call an open marriage. ” “ Wait what out? ” said Casanunda, looking around to see if there were any more elves.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	I’d- “ “ You ’d be getting married today, would you? ” said Nanny, but in a distant voice, as if she was thinking about something else.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Just shove the crowbar down the side of the stone, will you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Killed us both. ” “ What fire?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Knock my hat off. ” “ What, ma’am? ” Granny Weatherwax stood back, and turned around.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Lads?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Lads? ” There was the soft sound of snoring.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Lady?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Last I remember, he was laughin ’ at Thatcher in his straw wig. ” “ And Nanny Ogg and Granny Weatherwax?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Let ’s get on home and see what century it is. ” “ What century is it, anyway? ” said Thatcher.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Luck?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	MR. OGG?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Magrat Garlick? ” Ridcully ’s mind could digest one fact at a time.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Me?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Mind if I sit down? ” “ Of course you may, ” said the Queen.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Miss Queen? ” Magrat ’s voice was muffled.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Miss Queen? ” “ What ’s happening? ” “ Dunno, Miss Queen.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Miss Queen? ” “ What ’s happening? ” “ Dunno, Miss Queen.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Miss Queen? ” “ Yes, Shawn? ” “ Could you put the axe down, please?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Miss Queen? ” “ Yes, Shawn? ” “ Could you put the axe down, please?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Miss Queen? ” “ Yes, Shawn? ” “ Could you put the axe down, please?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Mistress Weatherwax? ” said the king, his voice taut with sudden worry.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Mrs. Ogg? ” “ Yes, dear? ” “ Er.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Mrs. Ogg? ” “ Yes, dear? ” “ Er.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Mucus?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Mum. ” “ Yeah? ” “ And it ai n’t as if they ’ve been doing anything bad. ” Nanny Ogg stared reflectively at the glow in the forge.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Mystery? ” “ No.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Nanny? ” “ Yes? ” “ Would you like to be a bridesmaid? ” “ Not really, dear.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Nanny? ” “ Yes? ” “ Would you like to be a bridesmaid? ” “ Not really, dear.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Nanny? ” “ Yes? ” “ Would you like to be a bridesmaid? ” “ Not really, dear.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Never had a catalogue near ‘ em, apparently. ” “ Oook? ” “ Thousands of books.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Never seen a Royal swarm, though. ” “ What ’s a Royal swarm? ” “ Ca n’t say for sure.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	No one was asking him to thatch roofs or milk cows, were they?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	No sense in worrying her, is there?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	No, Archchancellor. ” “ Then it ’d be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head. ”   “ Know him? ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Not a skilled man with a pen, our Jason. ” “ Invitation to what? ” said Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Not a spare ounce on you, I ’ll be bound. ” “ What do you want to know for? ” “ Indulge an old man. ” “ Nine stones, then. ” “ Hmm.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Nothing wrong with me, all right? ” “ Have you had any sleep at all? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Nothing wrong with me, all right? ” “ Have you had any sleep at all? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Now, are you going to stand here all night, or are you going to crowbar that stone? ” She gave him a nudge.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Now, d’you call that proper thinking for a growing lad?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Now- can you do anything? ” Despite her better nature, Magrat felt a spark of righteous ire.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Number two, eh? ” “ I try harder, ” said Casanunda.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Ogg, sir. ” “ Ogg?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Ogg?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Oh dear, supposing she asks me?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Old Sobriety ’s son?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	One question, right? ” “ Yes, ” said Ponder, relieved.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Or common iron and royal iron?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Or male iron and female iron?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Or the next best thing. ”   *    *    *   Where does it end?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Otherwise, why are you here? ” “ I just wanted to find out if you was real. ” “ To you, certainly.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Outside? ” “ Right you are, your queen, ” said Nanny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	People had applauded because, well, what else could you do?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Please?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Really remember? ” “ I remember the start, ” said Tailor the other weaver.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Reckon you could scramble up it? ” They both glanced at the banks.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Right, but no. ” “ Muscle?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Right?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Right? ” “ If you say so, Esme. ”   What is magic?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Right? ” “ If you say so, Esme. ”   What is magic?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	See that peak up there?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Self- confidence?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Serve ‘ em right for not inviting me to their weddings. ” “ What? ” “ Nothing. ” Shawn was hopping from one foot to the other.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Shall we start, then? ” “ Right. ” Nanny Ogg scurried back to the bench and elbowed Granny in the ribs.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Shawn? ” Shawn paused halfway to the door.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Shawn? ” “ Yes, Miss Queen? ” “ Boiled, scrambled and fried.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Shawn? ” “ Yes, Miss Queen? ” “ Boiled, scrambled and fried.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	She ’s to keep away, understand?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Sheet iron is really you. ” “ You really think so? ” “ Oh, yes, ” said Shawn, inventing madly.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Shoot him too?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Shoot the dictator and prevent the war?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Should she tell him about the memories?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	So I ’m going to have to try by myself, are n’t I? ” This time Magrat managed to spur the horse into a gallop.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	So simple an end? ” “ You ca n’t be holding them!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	So what do I do? ” “ Just go on reigning.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	So you ’re hunting me now? ” “ No.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Some iron contains something else?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Some kind of magical accident, was n’t it?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Some new witch. ” “ In Lancre?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Stands to reason. ” “ Esme ’s the short one, is she? ” “ Hah, no, Esme ’s the tall one with the nose.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Store doing all right, is it? ” Lancre ’s only storekeeper gave her the look a threelegged mouse gives an athletic cat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Sure you do n’t want to talk? ” Silence.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	That should keep him quiet. ” “ How ’d he get through? ” “ He was holding on to me.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	That took her a week and I had the afternoons free. ” “ You mean you were n’t Chosen? ” “ Me?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	That took her a week and I had the afternoons free. ” “ You mean you were n’t Chosen? ” “ Me?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	That was right, was n’t it?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	That way there ’s no argument, eh? ” Perdita glanced toward the tavern.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	That ’s a dwarf word, is it? ” “ Yes. ” “ It ’s a good word. ” Casanunda tried to untangle himself from a briar.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	That ’s how the elves see things, yes?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	That ’s not an army! ” “ Mum, Mum, Mum! ” “ What? ” “ I ’ll pussike ‘ em up, Mum!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	The Dancers?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	The Librarian says they made people get fallen trees and things and push those, you know, those stones down?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	The bald spot? ” “ I have not got a bald spot! ” “ Um, then- “ “ I mean it was n’t there yesterday! ” “ Ah.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	The old Magrat would n’t have done that, would she?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	The one with the air- cooled teeth? ” “ I hope the poor woman ’s got some respectable black clothes, ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	The witching ’s a problem, is it? ” “ No, ” Magrat mumbled, “ it ’s not that.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Their mind ’s everywhere, see?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Then she said: “ Takes you back, eh?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Then we can take ‘ em to bits for the parts when we do n’t need ‘ em anymore, see?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Then what ’s that you ’ve got there? ” “ I ’m a giant, ” said Casanunda.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Then: “ Magrat? ” “ Go away! ” “ I know how it is, ” said Nanny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	There was the bed to hide under, and that ’d work for all of two seconds, would n’t it?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	They both reacted just like they normally would, did n’t they?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	They can put a girdle round the world in forty minutes. ” “ Why?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	They did n’t know he was going to run into the circle, did they?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	They write poems for special celebrations. ” “ Yes? ” “ I thought perhaps Mrs. Ogg?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	They write poems for special celebrations. ” “ Yes? ” “ I thought perhaps Mrs. Ogg?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	They ’re a kind of wall. ” “ But sometimes the barriers between worlds is weaker, see?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	They ’re all coming back! ”   “ Who are? ” said Jason Ogg.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	They ’re all the rage in Sto Helit, my brother says. ” “ You mean they make people angry?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	They ’re famous for it. ” “ Grass. ” “ Right. ” “ Find out anything? ” said Nanny “ Half a dozen people have been going up there.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	They ’ve got better memories than humans. ” “ What am I supposed to do with it? ” “ Just keep it locked up.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Think they bloody invented magic. ” “ Yes?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	This is not a contest about power, you stupid girls, it is a contest about witchcraft, do you not even begin to know what being a witch IS?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Thousands of years ago?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Three girls who want to be witches, am I right? ” Her voice went falsetto.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	To kill him? ” “ Of course.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Understand? ” “ Yes. ” “ Right.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Up to you, I suppose. ” “ Diamanda says why does it have to be here and now? ” “ So ’s everyone can see, ” said Nanny Ogg.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	WHAT DO YOU REALLY HAVE FAITH IN, RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Want to make folks feel you got a grip on the occult?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	We won. ” “ Esme? ” Ridcully knelt down stiffly and picked up one of Granny ’s arms.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	We ’re not having all the Old Trouble again. ” “ Why should I do that? ” “ You want her to be powerful, then? ” There was a snort.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	We ’re not having all the Old Trouble again. ” “ Why should I do that? ” “ You want her to be powerful, then? ” There was a snort.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Well, they would say that, would n’t they?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Well, we ’ll see about that. ” “ Going where? ” said Ridcully.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Well, what about her? ” “ Well.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What are rules? ” said the Queen.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What are they doing, those two? ” “ I do n’t know. ” “ You ’re king, are n’t you? ” Verence shifted uneasily.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What are they doing, those two? ” “ I do n’t know. ” “ You ’re king, are n’t you? ” Verence shifted uneasily.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What are we fighting for? ” said Diamanda.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What day is it? ” “ Tuesday. ” “ And you clean it out on.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What did you want from the trolls? ” “ I.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What did you want from them? ” The girl put her head on one side.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What d’you think happened?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What good are they?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What happened to them? ” “ Dunno, miss.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What happens now? ” Nanny Ogg took out her pipe and scratched her ear with it.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What is her name? ” “ Magrat Garlick, ” said Granny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What is your name, girl? ” “ Esmerelda. ” “ And what do you want? ” “ I do n’t want anything. ” “ Everyone wants something.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What is your name, girl? ” “ Esmerelda. ” “ And what do you want? ” “ I do n’t want anything. ” “ Everyone wants something.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What shall we do with her now? ” “ We ’ve got dozens of spare bedrooms, ” said Magrat, “ and they ’re all ready for the guests.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What shall we do with it? ” In the end they dragged it into a storeroom next to the dungeon and manacled it to the bars of the window.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What species of ravined salt- sea shark?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What went through the other way? ” The elf tried to avoid her face.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What ’d you want to write all on the floor for? ” She nudged Perdita.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What ’re you worrying about that old baggage for? ” “ She ’ll tan our hides for us, right enough!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What ’s going on here?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What ’s happened?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What ’s it all about?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What ’s my job? ” Millie looked puzzled although this did not involve much of a change in her general expression.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What ’s the point of having a king, they thought, if you have to rule yourself?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What ’ve we got today, then? ” “ Uh.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What ’ve you been doing? ” Mr. Brooks opened the door of his secret shed, and rummaged about inside.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	What?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	When did they ever tell anyone anything? ” said Ponder.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	When does it start?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	When? ” “ Soon, ” said the Queen.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Where are my clothes? ” “ Got ‘ em here, your pre- majesty. ” “ They ’re not mine.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Where is everyone?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Where is my going- to- be- husband? ” “ Er.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Where it joins other worlds? ” “ No. ” “ There ’s one up on the moor.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Where to now? ” They ’d reached a crossroads, if such it could be called.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Where ’re the others? ” “ Ca n’t see them. ” Casanunda grinned madly.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s the groom? ” “ He ’s a bit muzzy.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s your power now, madam?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Whereupon the child ’s grandmother said in a loude voice, Oh yes?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Which bit ’s the farthingale? ” “ Says here Insert Tabbe A into Slotte B. Ca n’t find slotte B. ” “ These ’re like saddlebags.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Who Goes There? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Who am becoming old? ” The elf woman ’s hand rose slowly to the livid mark across her cheek.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Who does she think she is?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Who goes there? ” “ What ’re you doing on guard with your arm in a sling, Shawn? ” “ Duty calls.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Who goes there? ” “ What ’re you doing on guard with your arm in a sling, Shawn? ” “ Duty calls.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Who knows?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Who was it who lived here?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Who ’re you, girl? ” “ Amanita, ma’am. ” “ Such a pretty name.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s Ruservup? ” Magrat had long ago got a handle on Nanny Ogg ’s world- view.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s got that jug? ” Jason took a pull out of nervousness, and found that he felt better as the alcohol dissolved his synapses.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Why a castle in Lancre? ” she said, mainly to herself, because talking to Millie was like talking to yourself.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Why am I messing around with lumps of stone?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Why be bashful?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Why do n’t you take Mr. Wizard here up to his room and help him with his crossbow? ” She nodded meaningfully in the direction of the stairs.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Why? ” “ Nanny was trying to give me motherly advice.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Will you listen to your warrior? ” He gripped Shawn ’s broken arm, and twisted.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	With your eyes open. ” “ I ’m looking for elves? ” said Casanunda, as the stick rose into the moonlight.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Wonder where she is?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Would you like me to show you what you might have been? ” “ No. ” “ I could do it easily.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ” said Magrat, leaning forward.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You asked her to unlock the door? ” “ I did better than that, ” said Verence.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You could hold off an army here. ” “ That ’s what a castle ’s for, is n’t it, m’m? ” Magrat sighed.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You did n’t, did you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You have not that much power! ” “ Do you want to find out how much power I have, madam?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You know about weak places in the world?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You know it ’s circle time, do n’t you? ” Ridcully ’s hand touched the brim of his hat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You know you took the iron away- “ “ What are you talking about, Shawn? ” Shawn ’s face was white.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You know, the one with the iron bodice?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You know. ” “ What? ” Nanny put her hand on the anvil, just in case, and said the word.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You never said. ” “ Well, you do n’t, do you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You never thought that, did you? ” “ Well, she ’d been hit already.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You sure you ’re all right? ” “ I ’ll do. ” Perdita Nitt traipsed across the road again.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You think so? ” She twisted.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You understand, miss? ” “ Elves? ” “ You got to hold on to something iron, miss!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You understand, miss? ” “ Elves? ” “ You got to hold on to something iron, miss!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You ’d be able to walk from one universe to another. ” “ Ever tried it? ” “ No! ” “ A circle is a door half open.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You ’d think I ’d think of me, would n’t you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You ’d think it ’s all tapestry and walking around in long dresses! ” “ What, miss? ” Magrat waved an arm expressively.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You ’ll have to hurt her to beat her. ” “ I ’m losin ’ my judgment, are n’t I? ” “ Oh, I- “ “ She riled me, Gytha.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You ’re a prideful one, Esmerelda Weatherwax. ” “ Who says that? ” “ Well, you did.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve come to call her, have n’t you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve got something to ask it, ai n’t you? ” Carter blinked.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	Your friend taught you anything, did she?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	[ 13] “ And why ’s there got to be a lion in it? ” said Baker the weaver.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	and iron that loves iron?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	but she ’s qualified, ai n’t she?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	but they ought to’ve been back by now. ” “ Where ’s the Entertainment? ” “ Dunno, miss.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	did you mention a crown? ” “ You ’ve got to have a crown, ” said Verence.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	disobey, come to think of it, or say ‘ What? ’, or start to argue.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	dolls you cut out, and there were cut- out clothes as well?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	elves, was it?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	friend to let go of the bridle?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	how about Gathering Peasecods?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	it ’s got a picture of the moon on it? ” said Muscara( nee Susan) in a hopeful voice.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	it ’s the Lords and Ladies, miss! ” “ It really is the elves? ” “ Miss! ” said Weaver, his eyes full of pleading.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	meet again? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	other stuff. ” “ Being Queen?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	sex, was it? ” Verence suddenly looked like a man who had been expecting a frontal attack and suddenly finds nasty things happening behind him.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	sir? ” “ Why, I ’ll have a little of the roast weasel, if you would be so good, ” said the Bursar, beaming happily at nothing.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	take the blindfold off, what ’d I see? ” There.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	that sort of thing? ” Death sighed.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	that? ” “ You can get books about anything. ” They both stared at the fire.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	the Lords and Ladies, ma’am. ” “ What?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	the one with the woodcuts? ” “ Oh, yes.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	then They ’ll be back, if we ’re not careful. ” “ What They? ” “ That ’s the whole trouble, ” said Nanny, miserably.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	things exist because people believe in them? ” “ Oh, no.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	upset? ” “ Well, I ’ve buried a few husbands and one or two kiddies.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	vertically disadvantaged, you ’re trying to get round me with gold, yes?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	very good memory, thank you. ” “ Do you ever wonder what life would have been like if you ’d said yes? ” said Ridcully.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	we won the cup against Ohulan Casuals?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	what ’s the word Stibbons uses?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	what, Archchancellor? ” “ This, man!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	when did you last go up to the Dancers? ” “ You know how it is, ” said Granny “ When it ’s so quiet.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	when we get back home, I ’ll bake you some proper dwarf bread, how about that? ” Casanunda ’s face split into a disbelieving grin.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	who ’s Nona ’s little boy, then? ” The rest of the Ogg clan had arrived.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	who ’s queen in this vicinity? ” “ I thought you did n’t want to be, ma’am? ” said Millie.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	who ’s queen in this vicinity? ” “ I thought you did n’t want to be, ma’am? ” said Millie.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	you did send off for that book, did you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	‘ S’like ‘ she had lips like cherries. ’ Small, round, and got a stone in the middle?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Act your age, Gytha. ” “ Act?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Ai n’t that so, Fairy Peaseblossom? ” The Queen ’s brows knotted.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Ai n’t you going to eat all those prawns?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ All back safe then? ” “ Um- “ Magrat began.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ All right, ” said Jason, “ anyone remember?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ And he can ask either guard? ” “ Yes. ” “ Oh, right.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ And nails- “ “ Yes? ” “ Iron’ll kill it, ” said Jason.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ And now you have learned this, ” said the woman in the circle, “ what is it that you really want? ” “ Nothing. ” “ Really?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ And now you have learned this, ” said the woman in the circle, “ what is it that you really want? ” “ Nothing. ” “ Really?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ And the king? ” “ The king, miss? ” said Weaver, buying time.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ And the king? ” “ The king, miss? ” said Weaver, buying time.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ And the tea caddy ’s half full, I just looked. ” “ Well? ” “ She was n’t sure, ” said Nanny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ And then it ’ll be tomorrow, and then what ’re you going to do? ” Silence.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ And what about after that? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ And what do we see here- you, Muscara? ” “ Um.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ And who ’s going to play Exeunt Omnes? ” said Weaver.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ And who ’s the Long Man? ” said Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ And you wanted to be a witch? ” Bees were a brown fog, hiding the elves- too small to hit, impervious to glamour, but determined to kill.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ And you would n’t want that, would you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyone ever worked out what that says? ” said Casanunda.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyone here know where Lancre is? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyway, someone can be a queen and a w- “ “ Who cares? ” said Magrat, dropping the broomstick.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Are n’t you Miss Tockley? ” She smiled at him.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Are n’t you supposed to ask me? ” she demanded.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you a hunter? ” I LIKE TO THINK I AM A PICKER- UP OF UNCONSIDERED TRIFLES.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you a warrior, miss? ” “ What? ” said Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you a warrior, miss? ” “ What? ” said Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you alone? ” “ What others? ” “ Have you any idea what ’s been happening? ” Magrat thought about the castle, and the town.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you alone? ” “ What others? ” “ Have you any idea what ’s been happening? ” Magrat thought about the castle, and the town.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you alone? ” “ What others? ” “ Have you any idea what ’s been happening? ” Magrat thought about the castle, and the town.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you coming or not? ” said Casanunda, with the reins in his hand.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you coming too, Mrs. Ogg? ” “ I ’ll just stroll along behind, ” said Nanny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Basically, it means ‘ I ’ve Got a Great Big Tonker. ’ ” “ Oggham? ” said the dwarf.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Beans? ” said Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Beautiful, ai n’t they? ” The warriors must have been more than two meters tall.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Been around a bit, I expect?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Better than axes, yes? ” “ No! ” “ Why not? ” “ It is like being buried in the earth, ” hissed the elf.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Better than axes, yes? ” “ No! ” “ Why not? ” “ It is like being buried in the earth, ” hissed the elf.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Brandy? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ But are n’t they nice and-? ” ‘ ” See? ” said Nanny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ But are n’t they nice and-? ” ‘ ” See? ” said Nanny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ But there was n’t any danger to the little mite. ” “ But you- “ “ Me? ” said Nanny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ But there ’s probably more of those things out there! ” “ Better out there than in here. ” “ Can you fight? ” “ Do n’t know.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ But why should he want to stop her? ” “ Well, he ’s her husband, after all.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t have too much luck, can we? ” she said, and scurried back into the forge.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t stand the iron, eh?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t you resist me?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t you smell that? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I have a word with you, your majesty?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Can one have a word with you, Na- Mrs. Ogg?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Can we stop the ‘ m’m ’, please?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Carried lots of passengers, have you? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Century of the Fruitbat, is n’t it? ” said Baker.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Chateau Maison?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Come to be gracious at me, have you? ” “ Well done, ” said Magrat, coldly.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Come to save her fiance, all alone?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Cooee? ” Nanny glanced into the scullery, and then thumped up the small narrow staircase.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Cor, it does n’t half whiff, do n’t it? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Could I have a word with you in a minute or two? ”   The Lancre Morris Men got together again for the first time at the reception.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Czertain?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Diamanda? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Did I do it wrong? ” “ Um.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Did I say so?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Did I?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n’t Verence tell one? ” said Nanny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Did they do that to you? ” “ Well, the mud and the torn clothes is just from, you know, the forest.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t work, does it? ” said Thatcher.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think trolls can swim? ” said Casanunda.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Dropping a cut of meat on her doorstep once a week would n’t come amiss, eh?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ D’you know a funny thing about Lancre? ” said Magrat, as they sidled down the stairs.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Empathy? ” “ Right.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Esme- “ “ You got anything to say, Gytha?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Esme? ” said Ridcully “ Mustrum? ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Esme? ” said Ridcully “ Mustrum? ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Evenin ’, miss. ” “ You?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Everyone at the haymaking? ” said Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Everyone but Magrat Garlick knows different, yes? ” Shawn shook.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Feudal system, right? ” “ What? ” “ Feudal system!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Feudal system, right? ” “ What? ” “ Feudal system!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Fighting?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Foreign. ” “ Was n’t he the one, everything he touched turned to gold? ” said Carter.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ From out of the circle? ” “ Yes, lady! ” “ It ’s weakening.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Girl?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Girls from round here, you reckon? ” “ Got to be.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Go? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Good morrow, brothers, and wherehap do we whist this merry day? ” said Carter the baker.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Got a match? ” The sulphurous glow revealed a flat rock with a crude drawing scratched on it.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Got the crowbar? ” “ Yes! ” “ Right.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Greebo?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Greebo? ” Nanny Ogg ’s cat rubbed against her legs.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Gytha Ogg? ” Nanny managed to turn her head.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Gytha? ” Nanny Ogg gripped her own hat brim defensively.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Gytha? ” said Granny, from under the towel.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Happen often, does it? ” said Casanunda.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Happened?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Has one ’s Jason sent one his invite yet?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Have n’t looked under there yet, have I? ” Inquisitors would have thrown Nanny Ogg out of their ranks for being too nasty.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Have they gone? ” “ Yes, boss. ” “ Roll me into the shade, will you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Have they gone? ” “ Yes, boss. ” “ Roll me into the shade, will you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Have we got any horses? ” “ There ’s.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ He does n’t have much to say, does he? ”   The coach rattled across the featureless plains.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ He ’s got a steep climb. ” “ Good thing for him he has n’t got up here, eh? ” said Casanunda.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Heard how Magrat ’s getting along? ” she said, in a tone of voice which forced casualness embraced like a corset.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey, Bursar?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey, lads, ” he slurred, “ ’ ve got ‘ nother jug coolin ’ in the water trough down in the forge, what d’you say?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey, your grace, what ’s a tater tate? ” “ I beg your pardon? ” “ A tater tate?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey, your grace, what ’s a tater tate? ” “ I beg your pardon? ” “ A tater tate?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey, your grace, what ’s a tater tate? ” “ I beg your pardon? ” “ A tater tate?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey, ” said Baker the weaver, “ we ’re getting really good at this rude mechanism, ai n’t we? ” “ Let ’s go right, ” said Jason.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Hold on, I ’m not sure- “ “ Yes, Mr. Quamey? ” “ Oh.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ How about noon? ” “ Certainly.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ How about you and me having a little tete- a- tete when this is over? ” Nanny Ogg ’s face went blank.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ How did Verence know when we were coming back? ” It seemed to Magrat that Nanny thought for just a few seconds too long.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you do that? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you know that? ” “ Let ’s just say I ’m developing a bit of an insight into Ogg womanhood as well, Mrs. Ogg, ” said the dwarf.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ How do you know I did that? ” “ It ’s at the top of your mind, girl.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ How do you manage that? ” “ I just know where I am all the time, ” said Granny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ How d’you do? ” “ Ook. ” “ You might be wondering why he looks like that, ” Ridcully prompted.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ How many of these gels are there, then? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ How much do you weigh, Esme?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ How ’s the girl they brought in? ” “ I ’ve told Millie to keep an eye on her.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ How ’s the girl? ” said Granny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ I EXPECT YOU’D LIKE A LITTLE TIME AWAY FROM THE UNIVERSITY, EH? ” said the Archchancellor, nodding and grimacing madly.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ I beg your pardon?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ I could kill her from here. ” “ Yes, ” said Granny, “ but that would n’t be much fun, would it?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ I do n’t see them, do you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ I meant, do n’t people steal letters? ” “ Oh, they would n’t do that, they would n’t do that.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose it is too much to expect you to kneel? ” “ Yes indeed, y’honor, ” said Nanny, grinning.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ I take it there is no Mr. Ogg? ” he said, eventually.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ I thought the wedding feast was very good, did n’t you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ I thought you said it. ” “ I thought you did. ” “ Who cares who said it? ” said Thatcher.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ I told you you ’d get it wrong! ”   “ How much? ” said Ridcully.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ I will, will I? ” “ You could be a great witch.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m a Count. ” “ Really?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m a silly old fool, ai n’t I? ” she said, after a while.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m all right, ” said Shawn, “ but they stabbed Diamanda in the kitchen. ” “ Was it her I heard screaming? ” “ Uh.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m sorry, ” he said, “ you are-? ” “ My card, ” said Casanunda.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ In one of the taverns? ” Never, in a long history of romance, had Nanny Ogg ever been taken out for an intimate dinner.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ In there? ” Nanny nodded.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Is a witch someone who would look round when she heard a child scream?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it herbal? ” she quavered.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it the witching? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Is n’t that dangerous? ” said Ponder.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that all?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that an ape asleep in there? ” “ Yes. ” The Librarian opened one eye.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that the best you can tell me? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that you, our Jason? ” Jason cackled as the voice echoed among the dripping trees.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Is this the pantoffle? ” Outside, on the battlements, the guard changed.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ It ai n’t easy, is it? ” said Granny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ It was on Broad Way for three months. ” “ What ’s Broad Way? ” “ That ’s where all the theatres are.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s a bath for me when I get home. ” “ Oh, dear, ” said Granny “ It gets worse, do n’t it? ”   *    *    *   What is magic?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s a bath for me when I get home. ” “ Oh, dear, ” said Granny “ It gets worse, do n’t it? ”   *    *    *   What is magic?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s like- what ’s that word, Stibbons?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s stopping it kicking, whatever it is, ” said Nanny “ What was in the sack, Mrs. Ogg? ” said Casanunda.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Keeping busy up there, are you? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Lady, shall I sing to you? ” Magrat reached a decision.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Lady?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Lady? ” Magrat reached out.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Lady? ” Magrat ’s hands held a rusty iron helmet, with wings.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Lady? ” The voice came from outside the door, far behind Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Lady? ” said the elf holding the box, which was rocking gently in its hands.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Let me demonstrate- “ “ What ’s happening? ” said Ridcully, back in the coach.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Levels, eh? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Like what? ” “ All the bracken and weeds is trampled around the stones.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Madam? ” “ Yes? ” said the Queen.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Madam? ” “ Yes? ” said the Queen.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Make- up? ” “ Yeah, and your wig, ” said Tailor the other weaver.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Manners? ” “ Hah!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Martial Arts ”?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Me?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Me?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Midnight?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Midnight? ” said Diamanda.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Millie Chillum? ” The linen bobbed a curtsy.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Miss? ” said Shawn weakly, as Magrat raised the axe again.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Miss? ” “ Yes? ” “ I ’m feared about what ’s happened to everyone.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Miss? ” “ Yes? ” “ I ’m feared about what ’s happened to everyone.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Muff to make you hang up your hanky. ” “ What, Morris dancing in a city? ” “ Well, down in Sto Helit, anyway.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Mum?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ My lord Lankin? ” “ A stag! ” It was still alive.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ My own turf? ” said Granny She slapped the Queen again, almost gently.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ M’lord? ” YES, MR. OGG?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ M’lord? ” YES, MR. OGG?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Never done a hard day ’s work in your life, have you? ” said Granny, pleasantly.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Never liked it much. ” “ Why ’d they do it? ” said Casanunda, looking around.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Never told you about the Dancers? ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Never told you about the Long Man? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ No silly women with bags of sweets. ” “ You noticed that, did you? ” said Granny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ No! ” “ Where is the king?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ No, Archchancellor, I was merely pointing out- “ “ It ’s not wormholes again, is it? ” Stibbons gave up.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ No, Nanny. ” “ There ’s a good going- to- be- queen. ” “ Nanny? ” “ Yes, dear? ” Magrat took a deep breath.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ No, Nanny. ” “ There ’s a good going- to- be- queen. ” “ Nanny? ” “ Yes, dear? ” Magrat took a deep breath.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ No, miss? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ No, sir. ” “ No? ” “ My mum says none of us can help how we ’re made, ” said Shawn.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Now, ” she said, “ why do n’t you go and see to your friend?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, blast. ” “ Ca n’t you outfly them? ” “ Nope.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, terrible bad, terrible bad business is right now, Mrs. Ogg. ” “ Same as normal, eh? ” Mr. Quarney ’s expression was pleading.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, yes. ” “ And you know what that means? ” “ They tell me it means that the walls between realities get weaker.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, you know that too, do you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Old Toekley ’s girl, eh? ” “ That ’s right. ” “ Her mother was a Keeble, was n’t she?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Old Toekley ’s girl, eh? ” “ That ’s right. ” “ Her mother was a Keeble, was n’t she?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook! ” “ How ’d she do that?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ” Carter looked perplexed.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ” Over the hill, between the little stones, it began to snow.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ” Ponder nudged him.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ” Shawn picked up the book very, very carefully, and turned a few pages.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ”   Alone in her room, Magrat unpacked the wedding dress.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ”   Nanny Ogg ’s broomstick skimmed a few feet above the forest paths, cornering so fast that her boots scraped through the leaves.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ” “ But I can see your mind is quite made up.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ” “ No, thank you, ” said Ponder Stibbons.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ” “ Well, I, er, I should just drink anything you like, in your case, ” said Ridcully.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Or it may be a sack of butt. ” “ What exactly will she have to do? ” said Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Peace and quiet?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ People do say, ” said Jason, lowering his voice, “ that they dances in the altogether. ” “ Altogether what? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Pets travel free? ” he suggested.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Please, Mrs. Ogg? ” “ Yes, Weaver? ” “ What exactly is the action of the Reciprocating Fox? ” Nanny scratched her ear.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Please, Mrs. Ogg? ” “ Yes, Weaver? ” “ What exactly is the action of the Reciprocating Fox? ” Nanny scratched her ear.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Please, Mrs. Ogg? ” “ Yes, Weaver? ” “ What exactly is the action of the Reciprocating Fox? ” Nanny scratched her ear.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Please? ” Magrat pleaded.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Post been yet, Shawn? ” “ Oh, yes, sire! ” said Shawn, almost as flustered as the king.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Pretty, was she, sir? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Queen Magrat, eh? ” said Nanny Ogg, trying to lighten the atmosphere a bit.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Ready? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Real dwarf bread? ” “ Yes.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Really?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Really?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Remind me to remind him. ” “ Are n’t you going? ” “ Well, I ’m.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ See that tavern? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ See what I mean? ” said Ridcully.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ See? ” Nanny Ogg read: “ Dear sire.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Shawn will be on guard, but- “ “ No one ’s going to invade, are they? ” said Nanny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Shawn, ” she said, “ which one hurt you? ” “ All of them, ” said Shawn, weakly.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Shawn? ” He paused at the door.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ She is a mighty enchantress, is she? ” “ She ’s good with herbs. ” The Queen laughed.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ She wants to stop me going there, does she?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ She ’s well out of it, d’you hear?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ She- “ “ Bet you half a dollar? ” said Nanny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Shove the po under it, will you, Gytha? ” she mumbled.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Silver shoes? ” she said quietly “ They ’ll last no time at all. ” “ And silver nails.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Slowly. ” “ How about its mind?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ So I ’ll be off then, shall I? ” said Nanny, to the unyielding silence.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ So that ’ll be four tickets, then? ” said Ridcully.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ So that ’s all settled then? ” said Verence.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ So that ’s it, then. ” “ Yes. ” “ Are you going to the dance up at the castle? ” “ Are you? ” “ Well.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ So that ’s it, then. ” “ Yes. ” “ Are you going to the dance up at the castle? ” “ Are you? ” “ Well.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ So they have a new queen, and then what happens to the old one? ” “ Usually the old girl swarms, ” said Mr. Brooks.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ So we ’ll just trit- trot along, shall we? ” said the Bursar, his voice by now slightly muffled.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ So what?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ So you wo n’t be telling anyone you saw me wave the bag of sweets at him, will you? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ So- “ “ Yes? ” “ Why do n’t I remember it? ” Ponder had been ready for this.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ So- “ “ Yes? ” “ Why do n’t I remember it? ” Ponder had been ready for this.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Stupidly? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Sweet? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Tell me, my dear, ” she said to Diamanda, “ do you think it ’s working? ” She leaned forward further.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Tempus fuggit. ” “ Nanny? ” “ Yes, love? ” “ I do n’t understand.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Tempus fuggit. ” “ Nanny? ” “ Yes, love? ” “ I do n’t understand.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ That thing that got me- “ YES?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s an elf?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s how rude mechanicals talk. ” “ Who ’re rude mechanicals? ” said Baker the weaver.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s the point, ai n’t it?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s where you put your nut, ai n’t it? ” The Librarian gave him another odd look, and shook his head.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ The goat ’s still outside! ” “ Are you mad?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ The old dried frog pills, right? ” “ R- r- r- r. ” “ Left- hand pocket? ” “ R- r- r- r. ” “ OK.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ The old dried frog pills, right? ” “ R- r- r- r. ” “ Left- hand pocket? ” “ R- r- r- r. ” “ OK.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ The question I ’m asking right now is, how do we get home tonight? ” “ She ’ll be waiting for us! ” Carter wailed.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ The what?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Them? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ There are n’t any rules, are there? ” “ Rules?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ There are n’t any rules, are there? ” “ Rules?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ There, ” she said, “ bracing, was n’t it?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ They give me wind. ” “ Oook? ” “ I like to listen to a man who likes to talk!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ They ride yarrow stalks. ” “ Yarrow stalks? ” “ Yep.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ They said it was witch business! ” “ And where are they now, when they ’ve got some witch business to mind? ” said Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ This bridge, I may say, was where I nearly- “ “ Could you stop holding that rock in such a provocative way? ” said Ponder.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ This is a standard queen outfit, then? ” “ Could n’t say, m’m.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ This is the capital city? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ This it? ” said Casanunda, gripping the crowbar.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Thought it would be easy, did n’t you? ” “ You ’ve done some magic, have n’t you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Thought it would be easy, did n’t you? ” “ You ’ve done some magic, have n’t you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Thought you did owls at night? ” said Nanny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Um, what happens to the loser? ” said Perdita.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Us old people need our sleep, you know how it is. ” “ And what does the winner get? ” said Diamanda.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Volunteers, anyone? ” The wizards, townies to a man, bent industriously over their food.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Want to be a bit mysterious, eh?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Was n’t it your idea? ” said Jason.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ We ca n’t get any more out of the safe because the Bursar ate the key yesterday ” “ Can I try an idea, sir? ” said Ponder.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ We showed them, eh? ” Something went zip and stuck into Nanny Ogg ’s hat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ We will, will we? ” “ Yes, and if you do n’t, ” said Magrat, “ you can get thrown in prison. ” “ My word, ” said Granny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ We ’ve frightened them off, yes? ” “ Not us.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, I suppose I ’m level one. ” “ Just starting? ” said Diamanda.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, now, ” said Nanny, “ you know the widow Scrope, lives over in Slice? ” Quarney ’s mouth opened.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, what ’d you think? ” said Granny, as the witches hurried home.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Well- “ “ You have n’t, have you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Well?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What Dancers?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What about her? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What about the Librarian? ” said the Lecturer in Recent Runes, throwing a random victim to the wolves.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What about the fire? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What about the middle road? ” said Carter.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What about the smell? ” “ He wo n’t mind. ” “ Had n’t you better apologize to the coachman? ” said Ponder.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What about the smell? ” “ He wo n’t mind. ” “ Had n’t you better apologize to the coachman? ” said Ponder.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What about this, then? ” he demanded.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you eating? ” “ Fried egg and ketchup sandwich, ” said Nanny happily.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you staring at, dwarf? ” Nanny Ogg nudged Casanunda.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What bloody tyme d’you call thys, then? ” “ Not time yet, ” said Nanny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What can she offer? ” “ More than snow in summertime, ” said Granny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What can you mean, ma’am? ” Magrat spun around.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What did I just say? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you goe and bang the bell for?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you say it ’s called? ” She peered at the label.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What do we do with this? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean? ” “ Oh, nothing.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think, Esme Weatherwax?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What does it do to them?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What exactly about her do you mean? ” “ You felt the power there? ” “ Oh, yeah.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What exactly about her do you mean? ” “ You felt the power there? ” “ Oh, yeah.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What fire? ” “ Swept through our house just after we were married.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened then? ” Ponder prompted.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened to her? ” said Magrat, inspecting the girl carefully.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What happens then is, the two queens- that ’s the old queen, right?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What have you got on your head? ” Ridcully felt his pate gingerly.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What is happening, old woman? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it you see? ” “ Whatever I want to see, ” said the Queen.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What others? ” said Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What others? ” she snapped.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What they doing in there? ” said Ridcully.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What was that dance your Jason and his men did when they ’d got drunk? ” said Granny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What womanizing? ” “ We ’re talking about what might have been. ” “ But I ’m a wizard!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What you got there, then? ” said Nanny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’d she say? ” said Ponder.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re they doing? ” “ Staring contest. ” “ But they ’re looking at the sky. ” “ Bugger that Diamanda girl!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re you taking for it at the moment? ” he murmured.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re you talking about, Gytha Ogg? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s all the chalk on the floor, then? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s all this? ” Ridcully got up from his chair, looking embarrassed.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s been happening while I ’ve been away? ” “ Well, ” said Nanny, “ Magrat stood up to the- “ “ Oh, I knew she ’d do that.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s going on? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s happening, Nanny? ” Nanny turned.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s happening? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s in that sack up there? ” “ That ’s not a sack.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that for? ” said Granny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that meant to mean? ” Magrat demanded.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that on your back?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that, miss? ” “ We never throw anything away.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the hurry? ” “ Got important things to do, ” said Granny, without turning around.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the matter? ” “ Never liked dark and enclosed spaces much. ” “ What?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the matter? ” “ Never liked dark and enclosed spaces much. ” “ What?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s this? ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s up with you, Millie? ” “ Yes’m. ” Bob, bob.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s up with you? ” “ It ’s wrong!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s up? ” said Ridcully, leaning out of the window.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s wrong with it? ” “ Goes up to the Dancers, that path does, ” said Jason.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’ve you got there? ” said Jason.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What, exactly, are you talking about? ” said Weaver.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What, miss? ” He glanced at the open door again.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What, m’m? ” “ The cut- out bits on top of the walls.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What, ” said Magrat, “ are all these things? ” “ Um.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Please put the axe down! ” “ Oh.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ That ’s the sort of thing they go on about in the High Energy Magic building.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ You do n’t look well.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ When the time comes, ” she said, “ run. ” “ What time? ” “ You ’ll know. ” Granny fell to her knees as the elves approached.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ When?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are we going? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Where d’you think? ” “ But, miss, you ca n’t take iron- “ Magrat slammed the door.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Where is she, then? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Where is the castle, sir? ” “ I think it could be that huge black towering thing looming over the town, ” said Casanunda.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Where to? ” Death extended a bony digit.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Where to? ” WE SHALL HAVE TO SEE, WON’T WE?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Where to? ” WE SHALL HAVE TO SEE, WON’T WE?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Where were we? ” “ Pigs, I think, ” said Magrat, “ but I really came to- “ “ It all comes down to the soil, ” said Verence.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’re we going? ” he said weakly “ Place I know, up in the hills, ” said Nanny “ Ages since I ’ve been there.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’re you going, miss? ” said Weaver, who was not a competitor in the All- Lancre Uptake Stakes.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s everyone gone? ” Shawn leapt up, banging his head on the stove.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s the coach driver? ” said Shawn Ogg.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s the king today? ” “ He ’s opening Parliament, m’m. ” “ Hah!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Which one what? ” “ Which one ’s doing very well? ” “ Me! ” “ You should have said, ” said Nanny, her face poker straight.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Which one what? ” “ Which one ’s doing very well? ” “ Me! ” “ You should have said, ” said Nanny, her face poker straight.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Which one? ” said Nanny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Which ones are the parasite ones, then? ” “ There are n’t any!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are you? ” she said, without turning around.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Who knows?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’re these people? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’re they? ” Nanny looked around.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s Miss Magrat? ” “ She ’s going to be queen!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s this bugger Exeunt Omnes? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s this? ” said Diamanda, out of the comer of her mouth.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Who? ” “ Mistress Weatherwax! ” Thatcher jabbed him in the ribs.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Why are n’t you wet? ” “ I am. ” “ No you ’re not.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ca n’t you come out from between the stones? ” There was a distinct impression that this was the wrong question to have asked.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do n’t you have an early night? ” said Nanny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do n’t you try some magic? ” said the Queen.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not? ” said Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’re you leaving? ” said Verence nervously.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’s he gone so stiff? ” said Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Why?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” Shawn looked at his feet.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” said Granny.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” said Jason.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” said Ridcully, looking up sharply.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” “ Best if he tells it in his own words, ” said Ponder.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Will you not step outside, lady? ” The door creaked again.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Yeah? ” “ They ’re us. ” “ And we ’re Rude Mechanicals as well? ” said Baker the weaver.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Yeah? ” “ They ’re us. ” “ And we ’re Rude Mechanicals as well? ” said Baker the weaver.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Yeeeuss? ” he drawled, and tried to look like a butler.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, Archchancellor? ” said the Bursar, glumly.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, Esme? ” “ My box.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, Miss Queen? ” “ On your way out, stop off in the kitchens and ask them to boil up a lot of water.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, it was, was n’t it? ” said Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, ma’am? ” “ Has the king gone down to the Great Hall yet? ” “ I think he ’s still dressing, Miss Queen.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, ma’am? ” “ Has the king gone down to the Great Hall yet? ” “ I think he ’s still dressing, Miss Queen.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” IF YOU WOULD PLEASE STEP THIS WAY.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” said Magrat, meekly.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ I ai n’t sure I can stop! ”   The Queen examined her face in a mirror attached to the tent pole.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ I do n’t know what it means, ” said Magrat.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ It ’s me, Shawn. ” “ I know. ” “ I ’m out here.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ Mum says they do n’t feel pain, miss. ” “ No?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ Mum says they do n’t feel pain, miss. ” “ No?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes’m? ” Magrat lifted up part of the stack.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You all right, Esme? ” “ Fine!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You all right, your majesty? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You are looking for the Queen?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You been studyin ’ this, Shawn? ” she inquired.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t think, do you, that they might respond better to cruelty? ” “ Oh, no, miss, ” said Hodgesaargh, “ you have to be kind.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t, do you? ” she said, in a softer tone of voice.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You have n’t been down here before? ” “ No, but I know the way. ” After a while Casanunda began to feel better.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You have n’t seen Casanunda, have you? ” “ ’ Ello, my little rosebud, ” said a cheerful, hopeful voice.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean the old first- one- to- blink- or- look- away challenge? ” “ Um, yes. ” “ Right. ” Nanny thought about it, and shrugged.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You never had a moment ’s doubt? ” Granny Weatherwax had the grace not to look her in the eye.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You on some kind of medication or what? ” said Weaver the thatcher.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You really do n’t let up, do you? ” said Ridcully.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You remember?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You suggestin ’ I nipped into some other universe to get married? ” said Ridcully.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You sure you know how to deal with it? ” “ I do know it ’s quite a nasty wound, ” said Magrat, briskly.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You sure you ’ve got no whoosh left in them fingers of yours? ” “ I could create an illusion, ” said the wizard.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You sure? ” “ Certain, Archchancellor. ” “ My word!
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You there, Esme? ” she muttered.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You threaten me with that? ” she said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You want to be queen? ” And she was free.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You wo n’t entirely be sorry, eh? ” he said.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re alive? ” Ridcully managed.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re not upset, are you? ” said Verence.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve been over to Slice, then, have you? ” he said, in his cheery open way.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve got a Double Onion there. ” “ Who are you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve not entirely spent a lot of time in female company, have you?
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Young Verence popped the question, then? ” “ Yes! ” “ When ’s the happy event? ” said Granny Weatherwax, icily.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ Young Verence popped the question, then? ” “ Yes! ” “ When ’s the happy event? ” said Granny Weatherwax, icily.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ ’ Oh, please, Mrs. Ogg, we has seen the error of our ways, we want to learn proper witchcraft. ” Yes? ” “ Yes.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Are you reading my mind? ” “ Yours? ” Granny ’s attention snapped back, and her voice lost its distant quality.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Are you reading my mind? ” “ Yours? ” Granny ’s attention snapped back, and her voice lost its distant quality.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett	” Ai n’t you scared? ” she said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	A bit. ’ ‘ A … bit? ’ said the old man, smiling.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	A legal Feegle?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	A nursery rhyme?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	A penny goes a lot further when it buys you food for a week! ’ ‘ So are you coming over here to keep our lads in order?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	A simple thread and resin arrangement with a sounding board because, quite frankly, cackling is a bit of a pain in the neck, do n’t you think?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	A voice behind her said, ‘ A nosegay for the pretty lady?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	A wedding?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	After a climb- down like that?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	After a pause Tiffany ’s father said, ‘ That did just happen, did n’t it? ’ ‘ Yes, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	After all, was that an omen, or was it just a hare who was old enough not to run instantly when she saw people?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	After all, what would you say?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	After everything that happened?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Against that, how did you rank the crushing of the little songbird?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Aloud, she said, ‘ Look, Mr Carpetlayer, what ’s this all about? ’ ‘ Well, miss, since you ask, there have been some stories lately.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Aloud, she said, ‘ You understand, right?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Also, I can not remember when you last ate regular meals, and may I also point out that you are talking to yourself?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Am I on fire or just smoking? ’ The sergeant shifted uneasily and sat down.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Am I right? ’ He glowered at her, but the spill word that he had strangled on his lips told her that she was right.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Amber is n’t actually his daughter, right? ’ ‘ Well, I never said that, did I?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Amber is n’t actually his daughter, right? ’ ‘ Well, I never said that, did I?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And I have n’t got that kind of head. ’ ‘ What sound does kindness make? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And I represent the temporal power here! ’ ‘ You? ’ Tiffany snapped.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And after Amber finished her training under the kelda, who knows where she would take him?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And conscientious?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And do you know what?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And do you see the cobbles on the streets?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And everybody you know?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And his word is law, right? ’ ‘ He may be the law down there.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And if ye take my advice, ye will set this girl to training. ’ ‘ Is n’t she a bit too old to be starting? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And in any case — ’ She stopped and thought, Young man?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And is this problem ever going to end?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And it was n’t good manners, she was sure, to ask for a second sign to tell you if the first sign was n’t just a coincidence, was it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And lock me up in the dungeon? ’ The sergeant winced.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And may I please propose that Preston is the school ’s first teacher?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And nobody talked about the old lady these days, did they?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And now, where are your manners, Miss Aching?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And soon after, Tiffany had gone all the way to a strange fairyland to bring him back, had n’t she?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And that ’s not hard. ’ ‘ Yeah?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And the smell was oozing towards her again … How much was the tapestry worth?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And then thought, Surely it will still be there?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And then will I talk to me now, as it were? ’ ‘ Yes, but the you that you talk to wo n’t exactly be you.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And then, to her delight, a small voice said, ‘ Ha ha ha, she didnae catch us oot that time, aye, lads?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And this is your steading? ’ Tiffany sighed, ‘ Yes.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And what about “ susurration ”?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And what are my weapons?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And what did we make from the stone?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And what do you suggest we do with the book?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And what would the Duchess think about Roland and his watercolour- painting wife- to- be being left in the building unchaperoned?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And what would they have done to ye, doing what they were told?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And where was she going now?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And why?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And you always wondered: What was it like that last time?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And you know something very important about tomorrow?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And you know what?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	And, with horror, she wondered: Where does it end?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Another man with a sword?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Any especially important piece of magic or something? ’ Tiffany thought back and then said, ‘ Well, there was the hiver.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, I expect they ’ll soon give us dinner. ’ ‘ They ’re going to feed us? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, ’ she added, ‘ he ’s not their baron, is he?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Apparently it contains no mustard, and I got the impression that it contains no pickles either. ’ ‘ Really?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Are n’t you going to try to turn me into some kind of unspeakable creature? ’ Tiffany tried.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Are there many pubs in the city? ’ The two dwarfs looked at one another.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Are you listening to what I ’m telling you? ’ Tiffany was astonished.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Are you lollygagging? ’ This time she paid attention.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Are you planning to stay? ’ ‘ Oh no, I dinnae believe so.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	As it happens, her not seeing the Toad did make things worse, because the Duchess screamed, ‘ Did you hear that?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	As she rolled up her sleeves, he said, ‘ You ’re not going to turn me into anything unnatural, are you, miss?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	At least they had to know that she was safe … And in any case, what possible harm could come to Amber in the care of the kelda?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	At the King ’s Head?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Believe me, my girl, I wouldnae want ye to believe that beating a girl nigh on to death is a good thing, but who kens how our paths are chosen?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Besides, who was Letitia to keep Roland away from the scouring fair?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Bridesmaids?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But a book ca n’t hurt, can it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But all that foul stuff?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But do ye ken what I am telling ye now?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But everyone would think: Was she really any good?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But he died a good man, then?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But how would that look?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But humans?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But may I ask a question? ’ ‘ Yes, of course. ’ ‘ This is not going to be about spinning wheels, is it? ’ Tiffany asked.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But may I ask a question? ’ ‘ Yes, of course. ’ ‘ This is not going to be about spinning wheels, is it? ’ Tiffany asked.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But no one has ever escaped from D wing, right?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But should she do it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But talking of friends, ’ she continued in a suddenly chatty tone, ‘ you did meet Derek, did n’t you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But the big question for the pair of ye is: are you a sneak and a snitch? ’ In the Watch House the shift was changing.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But the old woman had nothing to do with the loss of the Baron ’s son, had she?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But the sensible witch part of her said, ‘ How often would you wear it, miss?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But then, would he still be a Feegle?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But there was only herself, Roland and Preston, was n’t there?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But they had only been stories, had n’t they?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But what about the young man?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But what could you sing that stayed in the air, so that the next note twisted around it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But what was done to him first?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	But where are my manners?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	By the way, are n’t you going to drink your milk before it gets cold? ’ ‘ Actually, I always tip it down the privy.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	By the way, could I make things up to you in some way by having you as my chief bridesmaid?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	By the way, what the heel is crème- de- menthe?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t she last the distance?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Can I ask you why you want to know? ’ The girl looked a lot happier now that the question was, as it were, out in the public domain.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Can I have a private word? ’ Tiffany looked around.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Can you get some of the lads to clean it out for me? ’ ‘ Of course, ’ said her father.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Can you imagine how it feels to lie down on an ancient flagstone and feel the power of the rock buoying you up against the tug of the world?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Can you imagine what it feels like to reach down with your bones and feel the living stones?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Can you not see me?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Can you not see that he ’s in dreadful pain? ’ Where had he come from?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Can you not see that he ’s in dreadful pain? ’ Where had he come from?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Can you please go and scrounge some rope?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Can you still high- kick a man ’s top hat off his head? ’ And then there was silence.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Cannae be a policeman withoot a badge, ai n’t that so?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Could I suggest you do something very sensible at this point, Tiffany Aching? ’ ‘ Yes, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Could he ever have been good?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Could this possibly be a copy?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Damage to paintwork, see?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Did I remember it wrong?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Did Roland really understand what he was letting himself in for?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Did she have any right to destroy it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Did that get put in the big safe too? ’ The sergeant shook his head.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Did we have the last cupcake? ’ I ’m not going to show any fear, said Tiffany to herself.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Did yer mammy and yer pappy nae tell ye?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Did you beat him with nettles?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Did you fill his cottage with demons?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Did you kill my father?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Did you know that people very seldom start screaming while someone is still talking to them?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Did you see the title of that book?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Did you smell it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Did you steal money from him?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Did you think this was the right place for a young girl?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Did you try to throttle old Petty?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do I ever get —? ’ Old Tiffany faded, smiling into nothingness, but Tiffany heard one word.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t worry, they will all be in bed by now. ’ ‘ How many servants do you need for two people? ’ Tiffany asked.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do they say … Crivens? ’ he asked very slowly.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you believe me? ’ He saw the look in her eye, and said, ‘ Yes! ’ immediately.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you have a broomstick? ’ ‘ A sheep crashed into it, ’ said Mrs Proust.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you have a plan for the morning? ’ Tiffany looked into the piercing blue eyes.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you know any witches who are n’t your friend? ’ ‘ Certainly not, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what I ’m carrying in here, miss? ’ What could be the worst thing?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what I ’m carrying in here, miss? ’ What could be the worst thing?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what the time is? ’ ‘ Yes, ’ said Eskarina.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you know, Tiffany Aching, that I felt it when you kissed the winter?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you think I can be so easily caught again?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you think any self- respecting witch would walk down the street wearing a hat like this? ’ said Tiffany angrily.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand me? ’ Shocked, Preston looked to Tiffany for guidance.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand these charges? ’ ‘ No, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand? ’ ‘ No! ’ Eskarina sat down on the grass next to her.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand? ’ ‘ Yes … m … your grace! ’ Preston threw in another salute in self- defence.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you want him to catch us? ’ She heard a brief scream from Letitia and a groan of sudden sobriety from her husband- to- be.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you want to face the music? ’ ‘ You think you ’re so clever, do n’t ya? ’ Petty snarled.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Do you want to face the music? ’ ‘ You think you ’re so clever, do n’t ya? ’ Petty snarled.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Does n’t it sound like a silk handkerchief gently falling down?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Does n’t it sound to you like whispered plots and dark mysteries?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Doing good at my time of life?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Down in the valley?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Er … you know I said it ’s easy to get it wrong?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Eskarina Smith, right?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Everybody understand?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Everyone was watching her now, which was better than everyone fighting, was n’t it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me, sir, who told you this? ’ ‘ Your father, ’ said the Baron.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	For example, do you know the meaning of the word “ buxom ”? ’ She thought to herself, Why am I making this small talk?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	For example, do you know the meaning of the word “ buxom ”? ’ She thought to herself, Why am I making this small talk?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	For the onlookers, of course, it was just another show; you did n’t often see a satisfying pile- up of men and cheeses, and – who knew?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Four people?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	From an attack that they wo n’t even know is happening?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	From the mysterious witch who had been watching her, maybe?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Gave? ’ ‘ I did n’t say it, Tiff, ’ said the sergeant, backing away, ‘ but, well, you hear stories.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Had it been a year?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Had she heard it as part of a song?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Had she overheard?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Had she seen that written down anywhere?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Had they just given it a clue?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Have I overlooked something?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Have I understood what I should do?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Have n’t you noticed? ’ Have n’t I noticed?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Have n’t you noticed? ’ Have n’t I noticed?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Have n’t you people up here heard about porcelain? ’ Tiffany was taken aback.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Have you been doing anything lately that might attract attention?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever heard of the music hall, my dear?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Have you heard about the library at the Unseen University?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	He had understood, had n’t he?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	He is thinking, “ Could I take on both of the guards?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	He said, ‘ Miss Tiffany, the witch … would you be so good as to tell me: what is the sound of love? ’ Tiffany looked at his face.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	He ’s a bully, is n’t he?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Hear them clearing their throats?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Here, is the blushing bride having a hen night tonight? ’ The old lady winked and poured the remaining contents of the flagon down her throat.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Here? ’ he managed.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How could I imagine what he felt?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How could the Cunning Man, some old ghost, beat her on her own ground?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How could there be such a thing?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How could they not wash away hatred as well?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How could you think such a thing? ’ ‘ Dunno, ’ said Brian, flushing with embarrassment.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How dare you follow us here! ’ ‘ How did they make the floor fall in? ’ Roland demanded, his face white.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How dare you show your face in here?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How did I dare to forget it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How did I end up here? ’ Something grey and sticky and smelling very much of pig and beer tried to pull itself over the pigsty wall.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How did it search?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How did you manage it? ’ Tiffany took a deep breath.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How do they live with the smell?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How do ye feel? ’ ‘ Oh, you know.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How do you change the past?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How frightened are you prepared to be? ’ ‘ I ’m going to have to fight him, ’ Tiffany said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How had she even remembered where it was?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How hard was it to make some soap?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How hard was it, forcing a man to run himself to death?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How hard would it have been to grub up the weeds and put in a decent crop of potatoes?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How is that supposed to work?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How is your little boy, by the way? ’ This innocent enquiry appeared to floor the commander.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How is your old mum ’s leg these days?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How long would they last on somebody who had to do a job of work?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How lucky could one witch get?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How many spinning wheels do we have in this castle, Roland? ’ The young man looked startled.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How many ways can you think of?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How much does he need to?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How much poison can he seep into their heads?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	How?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I am going to die soon, am I not? ’ ‘ Yes, sir.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I believe Mrs Proust may have mentioned me?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I can look after myself. ’ ‘ And your family?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I could help, if you wanted. ’ ‘ Did your grandma let you help? ’ ‘ No, miss, ’ said the young man.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I mean, just asking a question? ’ It ’s going to be ‘ How can I be a witch when I ’m grown up? ’ Tiffany thought, because it generally was.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I mean, just asking a question? ’ It ’s going to be ‘ How can I be a witch when I ’m grown up? ’ Tiffany thought, because it generally was.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I mean, no smoke without fire, right? ’ Stories, thought Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I mean, people going to sleep for a hundred years while all the trees and plants grow up over the palace?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I mean, that sort of thing is OK when the mud gets too thick, but every day?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I miss her, you know. ’ ‘ You do? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I said, is that understood? ’ There was a mumbled chorus of yeses and oh ayes, but it did n’t include one from the face she was looking down at.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I see you have n’t touched your beef …?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I suppose that chutney is out of the question? ’ ‘ I did not go into the subject of pickled condiments in any depth, sir.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I suppose there is no point in saying we are verrae sorry?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I think they have the right feel, without going overboard, do n’t you? ’ she was saying.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I think you are getting the picture here, are you not?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I told her not to stint. ’ ‘ What?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I trust my housekeeper has been generous?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I was n’t kind to Mrs Petty, was I?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I was there. ’ ‘ What was it like? ’ ‘ Chilly, and then damp.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I will see to it, do you understand? ’ ‘ Och, weel, ’ said Wee Mad Arthur tearfully.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I ’d bet you ’d like that, would n’t you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I ’m sorry, OK? ’ ‘ About two years ago? ’ said Mrs Proust.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	I ’m sorry, OK? ’ ‘ About two years ago? ’ said Mrs Proust.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	If I do n’t do them, who will?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	If you chopped your hand off I could probably make you forget about it until you tried to eat your dinner, but things like loss, grief and sadness?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	If you want to put a hex on someone, you need something that has belonged to them – hair, a tooth maybe?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	In front of all these people? ’ said Tiffany, embarrassed and intrigued at the same time.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Incidentally, have you seen the joke yet? ’ What should she say?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Incidentally, have you seen the joke yet? ’ What should she say?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Is anybody going to tell me what ’s going on here? ’ The sergeant actually raised his hand.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Is everybody all right? ’ he said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Is she an old friend of yours?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Is she strong enough for the long haul?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Is there a real witch in your family? ’ Letitia shook her head and her long blonde hair sparkled even in the moonlight.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Is there anybody there? ’ – a question which, considered sensibly, is never going to get you anywhere.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Is there no end to her insolence?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	It did not get it, because the old bat gave a nasty little snigger and said, ‘ Well, child?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	It had been a bit cruel, but what else could she have done?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	It impressed people, and maybe helped a novice get into the mood, but surely Mrs Proust was n’t sending out stuff that actually worked, was she?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	It is to kill me if I fail, is n’t it? ’ ‘ Blast it, ’ Granny Weatherwax said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	It turned out to be full of frogs, but a body had to eat too, did n’t it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	It was true, but what did that matter?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	It will take a burden off my soul and, believe me, it could do with a bit of shining up at this time, do n’t you agree?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	It would be like disliking a rather baffled puppy, but she could n’t help saying, ‘ And did you mean well?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	It would have been impossible for Tiffany to have thought any less of her but, well, a grunt?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Jeannie knew about this? ’ ‘ I dinnae ken, ’ said Rob nervously.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Kept the pain away? ’ ‘ Nanny, if I say it myself, he had a perfect death.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Lads?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Lads? ’ ‘ Daft Wullie, I swear ye dinnae have enough brains to blow your nose, ’ said a similar but angry voice.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Let him swing?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Let me know when you ’ve seen the joke. ’ ‘ Who are you? ’ Tiffany burst out.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Let ’s tighten it down as far as we can. ’ That was from Letitia, who was leaning on … what?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Letitia looked at Tiffany and the crowd with something like fear and said, ‘ Do let ’s get going, can we please?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Like making a name or a word from a sound, like cuckoo or hum or …? ’ ‘ Jangle? ’ said Tiffany, before she could stop herself.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Like making a name or a word from a sound, like cuckoo or hum or …? ’ ‘ Jangle? ’ said Tiffany, before she could stop herself.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Like the Unreal Estate? ’ ‘ Very sensible way of putting it, ’ said the voice of Eskarina.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Listen, Preston, why do n’t you get yourself apprenticed to be a doctor? ’ They had reached the door to the Baron ’s study.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Look, can we get out of here?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Looking for her head, you know?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Make me some sandwiches, will you? ’ ‘ Is this about that girl who was in here last week? ’ said Derek suspiciously.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Make me some sandwiches, will you? ’ ‘ Is this about that girl who was in here last week? ’ said Derek suspiciously.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	May I continue?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Maybe they ’ll blame it on the wee mice. ’ ‘ Look, you ’re not to hurt anybody, all right?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	My mother … I ca n’t imagine her doing magic, can you? ’ ‘ Her?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	My mother … I ca n’t imagine her doing magic, can you? ’ ‘ Her?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	My problem. ’ ‘ No matter what? ’ said Granny.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Nevertheless, wonderful flowers growing over the remains of the possible witch – how could that happen?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	No pressure, eh?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	No soul, perhaps? ’ Tiffany felt wretched.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	No, there is n’t?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Nobody read you your rights?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Nobody warned you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Not Tiffany herself, of course, but why had he chosen that, well – not to be unpleasant – skinny girl?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Now take your men down the hill a little way and I will sort this out, you understand?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Now, just hang on, will you? ’ The goats carried on chewing as she moved the shamble this way and that, searching for a clue.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Now, what happened? ’ ‘ It was full of frogs! ’ the cook screamed.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Now, will you stop standing there with your mouth open? ’ Tiffany ’s mouth clamped shut, and then sprang open again.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Obviously the queening has to come first, but she is one of the best there is when it comes to potions. ’ ‘ Really?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Of course, I suppose boys know all about this sort of thing … Why are you laughing? ’ ‘ It ’s a matter of opinion, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Oh aye, it ’s the city of culture, right enough. ’ ‘ Are you sure that you are a Feegle? ’ said Tiffany in a fascinated voice.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Oh well, what can I do for you, miss — Oh – you are a real one, are n’t you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Oh yes, once upon a time there was a wicked old witch … ‘ And you think they apply to me, do you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Oh, she was a big one – did you know that country people used to think all hares were female?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Oh, you may think, what could be so bad about a happy smile?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Once in a blue moon?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Only, you did n’t spot it exactly, did you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Or have I?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Or tears?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Or: Yes, there is, but it ’s not what you think?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Pardon me, but why are you sniffing?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	People then started thinking: Who are you to have these skills?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Please do n’t touch anything, she ’s bad enough as it is. ’ ‘ Duchess?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Please?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Please?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Please?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Promise me? ’ Tiffany knew that the long lie had hurt her father.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Proposing to cut the turf?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Put it on! ’ ‘ What?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Rare flowers growing on the grave of the old woman and catnip growing where the Aching girl had buried the cat?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Really?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Remember her?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Right where we were sitting last night. ’ ‘ Mrs Petty went back?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Shall we get back now?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Shall we go? ’ ‘ Why are witches so unpopular at the moment? ’ asked Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Shall we go? ’ ‘ Why are witches so unpopular at the moment? ’ asked Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	She added, ‘ You should n’t have been listening. ’ ‘ Why not? ’ said Daft Wullie.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	She did n’t ask any questions until about halfway through, when she said, ‘ Are you sure? ’ ‘ Yes.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	She even said, ‘ Hello?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	She got the impression that the kelda wanted to keep the conversation light, so she simply asked, ‘ Why mark them?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	She heard him mutter, ‘ Can you take away this grief? ’ ‘ I ’m sorry, ’ she replied quietly.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	She is staring at him, not shouting, just watching, and he is thinking … what is he thinking?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	She is walking towards us right now. ’ Had she expected shock?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	She said politely, ‘ I do n’t know how to lollygag, madam, but I will do my best. ’ ‘ What?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	She said, ‘ Eggs? ’ ‘ Hah, ’ said the man.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	She saw him relax as she said, ‘ Mistress Weatherwax, may I introduce to you Mrs Proust?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	She thought she ought to make things clear and added, ‘ They are my friends. ’ ‘ Oh, are they? ’ said the dwarf.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	She thought, Oh, really?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	She thought, They gather, do they?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	She was the witch; who knows what would happen if she forgot someone ’s name or, worse still, got it wrong?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	She wondered: If I turn round, will I see two holes in a face?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Should I blame him for what he ’s been ordered to do?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Should she run?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Sir? ’ The old man spoke as if he was reading from an invisible book: ‘ The hare runs into the fire.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	So what do I do now?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Some sort of trick, yes? ’ ‘ More of a skill, sir.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Something alive always helps, do n’t you find? ’ Tiffany ’s eyes narrowed.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Sorry, Tiff. ’ ‘ Gave?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Sorry, have I said something wrong? ’ ‘ Er, no, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Still well, I hope?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Struck by lightning, was it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Surely everyone knows about spiteful witches and spinning wheels?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Surely the horrible woman could n’t do too much damage, could she?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Surreptitiously, hoping that no one would notice, Tiffany held the bag up to her mouth and said, ‘ Is this any way to behave?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	That must count for something. ’ ‘ How is that a good point? ’ said Arthur.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	That stands to reason! ’ And her father would come back with something along the lines of: ‘ Protect us from who?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	That ’s time travel for you. ’ ‘ You can travel in time? ’ ‘ With some help from our friend Eskarina.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	The day was hot, a man with holes where his eyes should be had vanished into nothing … Where would you even begin?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	The first dwarf said, ‘ When you say Feegles, you do n’t mean Nac Mac Feegles, do you, miss? ’ ‘ That ’s right. ’ ‘ The wild ones?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	The first dwarf said, ‘ When you say Feegles, you do n’t mean Nac Mac Feegles, do you, miss? ’ ‘ That ’s right. ’ ‘ The wild ones?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	The girls said, ‘ Are you all right, miss? ’ ‘ Forget- me- lots!’7 said Tiffany, more sharply than she had intended.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	The hare runs into the fire … It certainly sounded like a message that she had to work out, but who from?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	The library used to be bigger, but my uncle Charlie ran away with all the books on … I think it was called erotica?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	The rest work in the house and the pension rooms. ’ ‘ What are they? ’ Letitia stopped with her hand on the corroded brass doorknob.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	The tiresome rival?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	The window bars are steel? ’ ‘ Bent, ’ said the warder flatly.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	The witch of the city was a woman of resource, was n’t she?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	The witch they were kind to, because they knew she was n’t good enough?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	The witch – the witch girl who followed us to the city on who knows what dark errand?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	The young Baron ’s given me orders, yes?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Then Tiffany said carefully, ‘ How do you know how old I am? ’ ‘ I asked around, ’ said Preston, his eager smile never leaving his face.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Then who was the dark figure beside him, looking like an old witch in a pointy hat?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	There is nae law says I can not be interested in culture, is there?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	There was a moment of silence before Roland said, ‘ Er, why not? ’ ‘ Because they are n’t charges, my lord.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	This is a hag thing, you understand? ’ ‘ Oh aye, we seen the big posse of hags.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Tiffany liked her, in a wary kind of way, but could she trust her?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Tiffany settled for saying, ‘ Her mother will be worrying. ’ ‘ Is that so? ’ said Jeannie.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Tiffany thought, Is this the right song for a funeral?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Tiffany watched in fascinated horror as the weeping girl had a great bubbling blow and – oh no, she was n’t going to, was she?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	To herself she thought, Is this going to work?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	To him, the pain was a bully, and what do you do to bullies?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Too many books in one place, who knew what they could do?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Try to shift some of the rubber chocolate and the humorous fake fried eggs, will you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Understand? ’ But it was too late.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Understand? ’ There was a crash as one of the guards fell over backwards in a faint.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Very good for the precision cracking of walnuts, you see?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	WASN’T THAT APPROPRIATE?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Was he just a much worse version of Mr Petty?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Was it possible that the permanently pale, permanently damp and irrevocably watercolouring Letitia was actually a witch?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Was it something she ’d always wanted to say, or had he put it into her mouth?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Was that Letitia?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Was that Preston she saw in the gloom ahead?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Was this good?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	We all grew up together, you see?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	We is nae friends of the law, ye ken. ’ ‘ What about Wee Mad Arthur? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	We wouldnae want to be sold short here. ’ ‘ And what about the snail- rustling, Rob? ’ said Daft Wullie happily.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Well done. ’ ‘ You are me, right? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Well, perhaps there are some floors that need scrubbing? ’ The nurse was a vision of fury.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Well, she ’d done all right, had n’t she?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Well, when she was a bit younger she had thought it was going to be true, but all that was past, was n’t it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What are those things that go snuffle snuffle? ’ ‘ You ran into a flying hedgehog? ’ ‘ No, as it happened.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What are those things that go snuffle snuffle? ’ ‘ You ran into a flying hedgehog? ’ ‘ No, as it happened.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What are you doing here? ’ ‘ Holding onto a gargoyle!
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What can I do for the two of you? ’ Becky Pardon shyly produced a small bouquet from behind her back and held it out.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What can you think of me? ’ And there, right there, was the drawback of being a witch.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What comes back, knowing everything, acting so hoity- toity, treating us like dirt, tearing a young man ’s life apart?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What could be sung that seemed to be a living sound that sung itself right back to you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What did you expect to find? ’ Mr Petty lay there.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What do you see? ’ The man looked where she pointed and his face paled.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What does he look like? ’ ‘ We lost him a couple of times, ’ said Mrs Proust.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What does she see in him? ’ Mr Aching gave a shrug.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What good are you, Mr Petty?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What good have you been?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What good was that?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What good will you ever do?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What had the hare got to do with anything?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What happened? ’ She looked at the fire.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What harm were we doing? ’ ‘ I ’m not certain he ’s a him, ’ said Mrs Proust.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What have you brought upon us, Miss Tiffany Aching?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What is it that you know?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What is it that you really know? ’ She took a step back, and blinked.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What is it you really want, Tiffany Aching, here and now?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What kind of witch can look after everybody if she ’s not sensible enough to look after herself?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What rough thing opened the eyes that it had not got and wondered who you were?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What should I have done?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What should I have noticed?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What was happening?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What was it looking for?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What were they going to do with them?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What will happen then? ’ All eyes turned to Tiffany, including those of the goats.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What would we give for a world full of people like her?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What would you advise, Miss Aching, who is so good at making decisions for other people?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What ’s it been like where you are? ’ ‘ Ca n’t really say, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	What ’s your name, please? ’ The trainee guard gave what he probably thought was a salute.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	When did ye last sleep the night in a proper bed, I wonder?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	When that time comes, there is nothing anyone can do. ’ ‘ Then what is magic for? ’ Tiffany shook her head.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	When the dwarfs told you last month how much it would cost to repair, you told them they were a bunch of chiselling little lawn ornaments, remember?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	When ’s his stag night going to be? ’ ‘ Ah, I ’ve heard of those!
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Where are the others?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Where could she begin here?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Where did it ever stop?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Where does evil begin?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Where does it start?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Where had that come from?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Where had that come from?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Where is my Jeannie?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Where is that coming from?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Where is the Baron? ’ Preston shifted from one foot to the other.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Who are you to know these things?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Who are you to think you ’re better than us?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Who cares for the people who care for the people?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Who do I think I ’m talking to?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Who else could it be?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Who knew what they might get turned into?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Who will you leave behind?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s going to try to steal them? ’ ‘ Other Feegles, of course.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why are you here?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why did he die, Miss Aching?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why did he die? ’ What did the bitch do to him?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why did he die? ’ What did the bitch do to him?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why did she do it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why did she walk over to the woman?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why do you ask? ’ ‘ Oh, the stag night is always much more interesting than the hen night, ’ said Nanny, a look of mischief in her eye.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why do you sometimes pretend to be stupid – you know, like “ doctrine ” and “ happy ass corp ass ”? ’ Preston grinned.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why d’you want to know? ’ ‘ There was something very valuable in there.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why had Amber gone back there?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why had he done it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why had she had to do it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why had she said that about marrying?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why had the girl walked up the Chalk to the mound?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why in the world had Roland done it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why not leave the tiresome rival, the boy who spurned you, and the persistent young man?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why not leave them all?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why not? ’ ‘ I am a witch now, sir.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why should he fall for the same trick twice?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why was noise so important?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Why were n’t the plants sleeping as well?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Will the apprentices obey me? ” And then, as he gets nearer, he wonders if they could make it to the horses in all this smoke.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Will you grasp the nettle firmly? ’ ‘ How dare you! ’ the Duchess said, her eyes blazing.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	William Glottal Carpetlayer. ’ ‘ Carpetlayer? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	With books? ’ Witches were not supposed to be particularly bothered about books, but Tiffany had read every one she could.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	With half a shop window full of pink inflatable wossnames and other mysterious items that I did n’t get a chance to see very clearly?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	With that thing stepping out of it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Would I have thought to do that?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Would it be possible to reach an invisible hand into her stupid body and see if she could stop the beating of the heart?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Would n’t I be doing the world and you a favour by letting you finish what you began?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Would she have found it else?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Would this be containing the jewellery of which you spoke?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Would ye like me to put the soothings on ye? ’ Tiffany yawned again.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Would you all have killed me? ’ She saw the expressions of the other witches change.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Would you like a cupcake?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Would you like it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Would you like them to?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Ye ken?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Yes, what comes back?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Yes, what do I do now, Miss Aching?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Yet there had to be common sense, did n’t there?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You are Feegles, and no Feegle will sleep in a house with only one entrance, right? ’ The Feegle was calming down a bit now.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You are a witch, are n’t you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You are angry, are n’t you? ’ ‘ Not at the moment.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You do n’t feel inclined to set fire to me, by any chance, Miss Tiffany Aching? ’ ‘ No, of course not, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You have to help yourself. ’ ‘ The other witches will kill me? ’ said Tiffany, aghast.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You keep away from bigjobs, you hear me?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You know what?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You know, when you made a model of me and put it upside down in a bucket of sand? ’ There must have been reservoirs in Letitia.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You know?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You put cold into the stone, right? ’ ‘ Actually, I moved heat out of the slab and the air and put it in the bucket of water, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You remember?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You see?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You see?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You sound as if you are addressing a public meeting. ’ But instead, she said, ‘ Did Letitia tell you everything? ’ Roland looked sheepish.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You think it is right that she is running around there with … them? ’ ‘ I hope so, Mum, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You were just — ’ ‘ All wrong? ’ said Mrs Proust.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You will listen, understand?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You ’re going to get married in a few days, remember?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You ’re his witch girl, yes?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve taken the first step. ’ ‘ There ’s a second step? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Young lady, from … him?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	Your granny taught you about the care of the dead, right?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ A bit. ’ ‘ Was it a reasonably large bit? ’ ‘ I would say so, yes.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ A library?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ After all, ye ken, what would be the point of lyin ’ when you had nae done anything wrong?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ All right, my girl, what was that we saw?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ All right, ’ he said, ‘ which one of you scunners decided to paint a real neck on the sign?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ All right, ’ she said, ‘ what did you do to the guards? ’ A shower of Feegles landed lightly on the seat beside her.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Am I addressing Miss Tiffany Aching? ’ he said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Amber, ’ she said carefully, ‘ you know how to feed chickens, do n’t you? ’ ‘ Oh yes, miss. ’ ‘ Well, go and feed ours, will you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Amber, ’ she said carefully, ‘ you know how to feed chickens, do n’t you? ’ ‘ Oh yes, miss. ’ ‘ Well, go and feed ours, will you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And Miss Tick is …? ’ ‘ She travels around the country finding girls who have the talent for the craft, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And apart from breakfast this morning, when did you last have a proper meal? ’ For some reason Tiffany still felt full of light inside.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And did her mam worry when she left the poor thing taking a beating? ’ Tiffany wished the kelda was n’t so astute.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And how do you know so much about it, please? ’ she said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And if I do n’t, will you hit me with your stick, your grace?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And nobody, and I mean nobody, is to dig up anybody ’s home or cut off anybody ’s legs while we are gone, is that understood?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And since I doubt that you want to get hagged up for a girls ’ night out, I must assume you need my help?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And that … thing? ’ ‘ Gone, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what about that big wee strip o ’ dribbling in the white dress?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what in the seven hells would you do if I said no, Miss Tiffany Aching? ’ ‘ Mrs Proust?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what in the seven hells would you do if I said no, Miss Tiffany Aching? ’ ‘ Mrs Proust?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And why did n’t anybody tell me this at the time, pray? ’ said the Baron.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you did that taking- away- pain thingy you do? ’ She sighed.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you like doing this? ’ ‘ Yes. ’ ‘ Why? ’ Tiffany had to think about this, her father ’s eyes never leaving her face.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you like doing this? ’ ‘ Yes. ’ ‘ Why? ’ Tiffany had to think about this, her father ’s eyes never leaving her face.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you ’ve been taking away pain like that every day? ’ She opened her eyes.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And your dad told you about the beatings? ’ said Mrs Proust.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And …? ’ Mr Carpetlayer gave her a puzzled look.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anything else, my lord?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are n’t you Wee Mad Arthur? ’ ‘ Aye, miss, that is correct.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are there any witches up here? ’ she said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are we going to get into trouble? ’ said Preston quietly.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you all right, sir? ’ The Baron was staring at her.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure Roland is all right? ’ Letitia insisted.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure you can kill it? ’ whispered Preston.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure, Mother?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure, sir?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure? ’ he said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure? ’ said Mrs Proust.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ As a witch, you know you must have no fear? ’ Tiffany nodded.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Aye?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ballet? ’ she managed.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Brian, what were your orders if I refused to obey your orders, if you see what I mean? ’ ‘ I was supposed to arrest you! ’ ‘ What?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Brian, what were your orders if I refused to obey your orders, if you see what I mean? ’ ‘ I was supposed to arrest you! ’ ‘ What?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ But it wo n’t fly for me, right? ’ he said in a voice full of air- sickness and pleading.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ But my dad, is he going to get into trouble? ’ He would if I told how I found you, Tiffany thought.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ But not a black dress, I notice …? ’ Tiffany heard the question mark as it went past.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ But supposing you meet your dad? ’ Amber turned to her.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ But that is a wizard ’s staff, is n’t it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ But you can take away pain, ’ he began, ‘ so does that mean you can …? ’ Tiffany held up a hand.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I ask you now, Granny?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I go on the front this time then? ’ she said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I have a wee word with ye? ’ said Jeannie.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I help in any way? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I leave her here with you for a little while? ’ she said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you hear it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you hear that? ’ she demanded, waving her hand towards the darkened window.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you keep a secret? ’ Preston nodded.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you keep it occupied for a while?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Could it take me over? ’ Poison goes where poison ’s welcome, thought Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Could you come over here please, Sergeant? ’ Brian sighed, and walked a little nearer to the bars.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Dad, we ’re still not using the old stone barn, are we?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did I say something funny? ’ ‘ Not funny at all, not really, but in its way rather sad and rather droll, ’ said the Toad.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did he have a favourite song, do you know? ’ ‘ Oh yes!
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did he … drop any hints about the afterlife? ’ ‘ Yes, sir.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did my baby die? ’ ‘ Yes. ’ ‘ Oh, ’ said Amber in the same flat voice.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did that just happen, my girl? ’ said Mrs Proust.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did that sound like B- flat to you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did we?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did ye no ’ hear that?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you arrange that? ’ she asked.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you do that, miss? ’ ‘ Well, sort of, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you do this? ’ ‘ No, sir! ’ ‘ Do you know who did? ’ ‘ No, sir! ’ The commander frowned.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you do this? ’ ‘ No, sir! ’ ‘ Do you know who did? ’ ‘ No, sir! ’ The commander frowned.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you have a book of fairy stories when you were young? ’ Letitia blew her nose again.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you hear me, Rob Anybody? ’ He glared at her, eyes ablaze.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you see those bats? ’ said Letitia.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you … take anything? ’ His voice tailed off.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do I want it to be?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do n’t you remember what Granny Weatherwax always says? ’ said Miss Smith.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do ye ken he washes his face every day?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you believe in luck? ’ said the Duchess.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you deny that you were standing there with a poker and your hand on fire? ’ she demanded, her face as red as a turkey.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you have any … aunts? ’ she asked.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you intend to keep me locked up for ever?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you know anything about this book? ’ Letitia looked over her shoulder.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you mind if I ask why? ’ Tiffany heard his politeness; he was talking to a witch.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you mind if we sneak out the other way?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you see all the polished brass?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you see, sir?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think a kelda would need to be told something like that, my girl?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think he will ever come back? ’ said Preston as they leaned on their shovels.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think you are the only one to have to deal with the Cunning Man, love?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you want it to be so? ’ she said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Doctrine? ’ ‘ You know, miss.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Does that count? ’ ‘ I would n’t worry about that at the moment.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Er … how much do I owe you? ’ ‘ How much will the damage to the paintwork cost me? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Er … how much do I owe you? ’ ‘ How much will the damage to the paintwork cost me? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Er, do n’t you think that you ’re a bit too smart to be a guard, Preston? ’ Preston shrugged.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Er, it did happen, did n’t it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Er, what happens when I touch it? ’ he said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Eskarina? ’ ‘ Yes.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Even so, Feegles farming? ’ she said aloud.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Excuse me, miss? ’ There was a nervous giggle.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Excuse me, miss? ’ ‘ Was there something else, Becky? ’ Becky went pink, and had a hurried conversation with her friend.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Excuse me, miss? ’ ‘ Was there something else, Becky? ’ Becky went pink, and had a hurried conversation with her friend.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ First- class cackle, do n’t you think?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Give me a hand to get it down, will you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Got a black eye, did n’t we, Wentworth? ’ ‘ Yes, but I did kick Billy Teller in the fork. ’ Tiffany tried to starve a yawn.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hah, a witch, I see. ’ ‘ Yes, the pointy hat is a bit of a giveaway, is n’t it? ’ she said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you been here all this time? ’ she demanded, as soon as her father had hurried off.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you boys got no shame? ’ Rob Anybody matched him grin for grin.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you ever seen Death? ’ She had been expecting this and was ready.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you tried talking about it with your mother? ’ Tiffany tried, and Letitia turned on her a face that was as red as a boiled lobster.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ He is a tailor, is n’t he? ’ Amber beamed, and Amber could light up the world with a smile.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’s dead then, is he? ’ Tiffany said, ‘ Yes, Brian, he is.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hedge witches? ’ Mrs Proust sniffed.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Help me with this bar, will you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How about letting it be called the King ’s Neck? ’ she suggested.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How can I help you? ’ she said brightly.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How can a witch do anything but succeed on her own home ground? ’ Granny Weatherwax nodded.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did it feel, Miss Tiffany Aching, when you kissed the winter? ’ Tiffany stared at her for a moment.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did they manage it? ’ ‘ That last cupcake was still in the bag with the baker ’s name on it, I ’m sure of it.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did you lure her down here? ’ The Toad cleared his throat and Tiffany gave him an undignified nudge with her boot.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did you make the floor fall in?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How do you know he writes poetry? ’ ‘ It was hard not to know, ’ said Preston.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How likely is it, do you think, that I ’m going to stay in the cell tonight? ’ Brian went to pat his pocket.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How many times have I lied to you, miss? ’ ‘ Seven hundred and fifty- three times, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How, miss?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I do not scrub floors, you arrogant little — ’ ‘ No, you do n’t scrub anything, do you, Miss Spruce?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I do n’t think it ’s appropriate to have a party like that on a night after a funeral, do you, Nanny?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I do n’t think it ’s my enemy at all. ’ ‘ What? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I do n’t think this is my bedroom, is it? ’ he said, and slowly slipped back into the sty.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I do n’t think you ought to ask that question in the circumstances, do you, Sergeant? ’ He hesitated, and then smiled.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I have to stick my hands in the fire at every opportunity. ’ ‘ What?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I married you. ’ ‘ You, that is to say you, married, which is to say, wedded … us? ’ said Letitia.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I remember her, and I remember thinking when I got back from all that, Where have I seen you before, my lady?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I suppose it ’s no good me asking you how you intend to get out? ’ he said hopefully.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I suppose you think you ’ve got away with it, do you? ’ said a voice behind her.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I think I might have had a snack yesterday … ’ ‘ Oh really? ’ said Preston.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I think it ’s time we had a proper little chat, do n’t you? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I think she understands meaning. ’ ‘ Are you sure? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I think we should take this girl home, do n’t you? ’ ‘ Young woman, ’ corrected Tiffany, leaning over her.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I think you just lost me there, Preston. ’ ‘ Really? ’ said the boy.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I was there. ’ ‘ A thousand years ago? ’ ‘ Yes. ’ ‘ How did you get there? ’ ‘ I walked, ’ said Miss Smith.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I was there. ’ ‘ A thousand years ago? ’ ‘ Yes. ’ ‘ How did you get there? ’ ‘ I walked, ’ said Miss Smith.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’ve always thought she was a bit simple. ’ ‘ Simple? ’ said the Toad, who seemed to be enjoying himself.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ If they are prepared to fight him and me, why do n’t we all band together to fight him now? ’ ‘ Of course.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ In the basement, remember?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is Roland … is he all right? ’ ‘ Right as rain, ’ said Preston cheerily.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is n’t that a horse ’s skull?22 And is n’t that a bucket of tadpoles? ’ ‘ Yes.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is she all right?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is something trying to get out of the book? ’ said Letitia.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is something wrong? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that supposed to be me? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is there a guard here? ’ She waited in delighted malice.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is there something you want to say? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is this best discussed later? ’ she said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is this how you like your guests to be addressed, Roland? ’ At least his bewilderment seemed genuine.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ It is true then, is it? ’ he said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ It makes you wonder what got into him, aye? ’ Mrs Proust straightened up.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ It still stings. ’ Mrs Proust said, ‘ Why did we do it? ’ ‘ To tell the truth, I hated you, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s a very warm night for the time of year, ’ she said, ‘ and your place is not too far, is it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s going to take a bit of getting used to, is n’t it? ’ Wordlessly, she handed him her hand- kerchief, and he blew his nose.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s important to be clear about these things, do n’t you think? ’ She sniffed, and noticed no odour other than a hint of shaving cream.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s not going to be like that goblin in the fairytale book, is it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s not supposed to happen! ’ ‘ Is she no ’ happy? ’ ‘ Well, yes, but … ’ There was a steely look in Jeannie ’s eye.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s them, is n’t it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just stand on the trapdoor when it comes back up, will you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Like this? ’ she said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Lock her in the dungeon? ’ The Duchess glared at him.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Look, I ’m just a sergeant, OK?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Look, can you just patch it up enough to get me home? ’ Tiffany asked.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Look, it was just a peck, OK?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Look, why do n’t I fly down to the big city and find him? ’ He almost melted with relief.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Me?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Miss Aching, did you indeed encourage Feegles into the city? ’ ‘ Well, yes, but I did n’t really intend to.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mistress Weatherwax? ’ Tiffany said to the empty air, but that was silly.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Morning, miss, is everything all right? ’ Then he stared at the Baron in his chair.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mother?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Carpetlayer, are you scared of me? ’ ‘ That ’s a scary question, miss. ’ Actually it is, Tiffany thought.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Petty? ’ she said, clambering into the dusty rafters.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mrs Proust, ’ she said, ‘ could I persuade you to come downstairs?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ My dad beat me up, did n’t he? ’ said Amber in a matter- of- fact voice as they walked towards the grey towers.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ No, it ’s not quite as simple as that. ’ She looked up at the beam and said, ‘ Rob Anybody, was the answer you gave me just then truthful?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Not the skeleton – I told you about him, did n’t I?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh aye, no doubt about it — Hey, did ye no ’ see that?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh aye, sure, a decent person who will lock you up at the bidding of that snotty old carlin? ’ he snarled.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh aye, ye have a point there. ’ ‘ Then can I please suggest you go and fetch young Amber?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh dear, ’ she said, ‘ where are my manners? ’ ‘ I do n’t know, ’ said Tiffany, who was getting a bit fed up.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh yes, Becky Pardon and Nancy Upright, yes?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, really? ’ she said, her voice all treacle.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, yes. ’ ‘ Was it the one with a very frightening picture of the goblin on page seven by any chance?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, you know, do you, little witch in your jolly little dress?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Perhaps the clockwork has run down? ’ The hag grinned a black- toothed grin.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Please, ’ Tiffany said, ‘ can we get some sleep?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Preston? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really? ’ said Preston, looking stern.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Relish? ’ he suggested shyly.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Rob, you know Roland, the Baron ’s son? ’ ‘ Ach, the wee streak o ’ nothing, ’ said Rob Anybody.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ See her?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ She is a hag o ’ considerable resource. ’ ‘ Ye think so?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ She ’s your chum, is n’t she?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Should n’t I know about the tunnels?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Should we no ’ land, miss? ’ Tiffany sighed.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sir?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Snacks and naps?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Snails? ’ she interrupted.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Snuff? ’ she said, offering the tin to Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ So it ’s true, she was with child, then? ’ ‘ Yes, Dad. ’ Tiffany ’s father appeared to look at nothing at all.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ So only one of you is going?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ So who watches the witches?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ So you are not really a witch then? ’ he said hopefully.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ So … they ’re calling it the King ’s Neck? ’ Constable Haddock smiled.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ So, you ’re not interested in witchfinding, then? ’ She felt a bit silly for asking outright, but she was on edge.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry, mistress, but Jeannie told me you were clever. ’ What was it that Granny Weatherwax had said once?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sweet primroses? ’ she said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ That many? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ That really is your face, is n’t it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s magic, is n’t it? ’ Everyone wants magic to exist, Tiffany thought to herself, and what can you say?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s magic, is n’t it? ’ Everyone wants magic to exist, Tiffany thought to herself, and what can you say?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s not true! ’ ‘ And would you tell me if it was? ’ ‘ No!
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s tae show you wee fools that I ’m nae on duty, OK?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ The lad you sent said something about a breakout? ’ ‘ D wing, ’ said the warder.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ The room that the Baron was living in, is it locked? ’ He looked shocked.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Then you are your own person, Miss Tiffany Aching? ’ ‘ I do n’t know about that, sir.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ They say it cost more than a thousand Ankh- Morpork dollars, and you know what it ’s for?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ They thought I was doing witchcraft down here, did n’t they, Preston? ’ she said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ This Duchess, ’ she said, ‘ has she been giving you any more grief at all? ’ ‘ Well, yes, I ’m afraid so, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is n’t working, is it? ’ ‘ Oh dear, did it show? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is n’t working, is it? ’ ‘ Oh dear, did it show? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Upset me?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was he a good man? ’ Tiffany hesitated only for a moment.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was it not the kelda herself who was sending us down here to find you? ’ ‘ She knew about this?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was it not the kelda herself who was sending us down here to find you? ’ ‘ She knew about this?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was that some kind of ghost? ’ said Letitia.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ We both know how it goes, do n’t we?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well then, Miss Aching, it would appear that you have got everything you asked for, yes? ’ ‘ Actually, sir, I have n’t finished asking yet.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, I can hardly stop you, can I? ’ he said sarcastically.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, er … you know a weasel?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, let ’s get your broomstick mended, shall we?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, that ’s good, is n’t it?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, where are our manners? ’ he said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, would your majesty let a man put his boots on? ’ he said sarcastically.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, ’ she said, ‘ I never thought prison would be like this! ’ ‘ Prison?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Were these bad things? ’ she said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about Long Tall Short Fat Sally? ’ ‘ Oh, Mother, you really should n’t call her that, ’ said Derek reproachfully.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What am I to do?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you all going to do about the Pettys? ’ she asked.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What did you come back for? ’ she said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What did you just say to her? ’ said Tiffany, looking back at the girl, who was still watching the Feegles with the same smiling interest.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What did you say? ’ ‘ Stupid woman!
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What did you wake up, Tiffany Aching?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you do with all that stuff, Miss Tiffany Aching? ’ ‘ What? ’ she said absentmindedly, still looking at the bag.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you do with all that stuff, Miss Tiffany Aching? ’ ‘ What? ’ she said absentmindedly, still looking at the bag.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you mean? ’ Tiffany managed, struggling with the stick.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you think about the word “ conundrum ”? ’ Tiffany stared at Preston, her mind still full of words people never said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you think of that then, Miss Tiffany Aching? ’ ‘ At the moment I have no idea, sir, ’ said Tiffany, thinking, Not the Feegles!
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you want to do now, Amber? ’ she said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What exactly is supposed to happen? ’ The last few words were mumbled quickly, Tiffany noticed.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What happens now? ’ he said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What have you been fighting for, Went?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What have you done for her? ’ he asked.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What have you done to her? ’ Roland demanded.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is it, apart from getting married, of course – and I am very amused about that – that we have just done? ’ ‘ Well, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is it? ’ ‘ Just a memory, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What kind of a duchess, may I ask? ’ Tiffany said, ‘ The Duchess of Keepsake.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What maggot ’s got into your head?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What part o ’ “ nae one is tae say one wee word ” did ye nae understand?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What the heel is that stink? ’ ‘ Sorry, Rob, that was me, ’ said Daft Wullie.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What was it that we learned last time?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What was that you asked? ’ she said, frowning.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What was that you said when we were jumping? ’ Tiffany took a deep breath.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What were you looking for?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s a spill word? ’ ‘ You do n’t know?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s a spill word? ’ ‘ You do n’t know?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s all this? ’ she demanded.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s in it? ’ she asked, knowing that this was a dangerous question.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ said Roland.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ ‘ Young woman, ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ When did this happen? ’ she asked, watching Amber walking obediently into the barn.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where is that money now? ’ His voice was flat and without expression.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where ’s my broomstick? ’ Derek sighed.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Which question would you like me not to answer first? ’ ‘ My men know how to make you talk! ’ said the Duchess over Roland ’s shoulder.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who is going to be the first to help me unravel this little conundrum?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ’s there? ’ A voice on the other side of the heavy door said, ‘ What sound does forgetfulness make? ’ She hardly had to think.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ’s there? ’ A voice on the other side of the heavy door said, ‘ What sound does forgetfulness make? ’ She hardly had to think.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why did n’t you tell me that you were scared of flying? ’ she said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why did you stop keeping him alive? ’ ‘ All I could do was take the pain away.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why do n’t we say that I am staying in the castle to deal with important matters?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why would they be unprotected? ’ ‘ Because my lads, ye ken, will be away stealing their livestock.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why, Miss Spruce, ’ she said, ‘ are you still here?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ Mrs Proust frowned, causing her nose to very nearly catch her chin.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ Tiffany did n’t get an answer because the sergeant came out of the main door with confetti cascading off his helmet.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Will ye no ’ look at us?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Will you persist in not recognizing how important this is, Tiffany Aching the cheese- maker?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Wo n’t I be you one day?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would n’t you like a short holiday away from Mr Petty? ’ Tiffany suggested.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would you do that? ’ ‘ Of course.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would you talk about this sort of thing with my mother? ’ ‘ I can see the problem.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ye dinnae say? ’ said the kelda, giving Tiffany a strange look.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You are certain that you can best the Cunning Man, are you not?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You are not to hurt anybody, do you understand?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You are taking her away? ’ ‘ Not far.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ca n’t get into trouble for asking a question, can you, miss?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You can travel in time, ca n’t you? ’ she said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You crashed into a sheep in the air? ’ ‘ Maybe it was a cow, or something.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do n’t want to find people coming up to your mound with shovels, do you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do? ’ said Tiffany.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know about this sort of thing? ’ he said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know your mother is very worried about you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You never learn, do you? ’ she said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You remember something vague about fairies, yes?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You said that others have fought him? ’ she said now to Miss Smith.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You set the rough music on me, did n’t ya? ’ She sighed.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You surely do n’t think a witch needs keys?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You were interrogated by two members of the aristocracy in the presence of four armed men, yes?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You will hand in your armour and leave this castle forthwith, do you understand?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re Wee Mad Arthur, are n’t you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re her, are n’t you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re not going to make any … trouble? ’ he said.
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re planning something, are n’t you?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	‘ “ Forgiveness ”: does n’t it sound like what it is?
I Shall Wear Midnight (ta4) - Terry Pratchett	… Sorry, is something wrong? ’ ‘ Yes, I think something may be wrong, ’ said Tiffany, looking at Preston ’s worried face.
ation - Terry Pratchett	A corpse floating by?
ation - Terry Pratchett	A heavy hand landed on Daphne ’s shoulder too, and Cox said, “ Missie?
ation - Terry Pratchett	A moment of uncertainty?
ation - Terry Pratchett	A new god? ” “ No.
ation - Terry Pratchett	A shout from other refugees, fleeing too urgently to stop?
ation - Terry Pratchett	A wave, curling across the face of the setting sun … “ How long have you been putting people in here? ” she asked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	A wave?
ation - Terry Pratchett	A weapon for what?
ation - Terry Pratchett	About what happened to them? ” And, for once, Pilu slowed down.
ation - Terry Pratchett	After all, had n’t she quite enjoyed that lecture on anatomy she had attended?
ation - Terry Pratchett	After all, in the Song of the Four Brothers, did n’t the North Wind have a cloak that carried him through the air?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Again? ” “ He told me that there were more worlds than there are numbers.
ation - Terry Pratchett	All this way for some sea cave?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Am I smarter than a stupid man with a gun?
ation - Terry Pratchett	An old woman ’s dream?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And Cox had found the Raiders, had he?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And Foxlip shot at it, too. ” “ Why? ” “ To be like Cox, I think.
ation - Terry Pratchett	And Grandmother said: “ And the child ’s schooling, may I ask? ” How did she manage it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And Grandmother said: “ And the child ’s schooling, may I ask? ” How did she manage it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And I broke another man ’s nose with a clay bowl because he was going to shoot me. ” “ Really?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And I hope you gave thanks to the gods for your salvation? ” “ Gave … thanks? ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	And I hope you gave thanks to the gods for your salvation? ” “ Gave … thanks? ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	And I say, ‘ Why did you make me old? ’ ” “ And what do they reply? ” “ It does n’t work like that.
ation - Terry Pratchett	And I say, ‘ Why did you make me old? ’ ” “ And what do they reply? ” “ It does n’t work like that.
ation - Terry Pratchett	And do you see that man lying on the mat? ” Another nod.
ation - Terry Pratchett	And even though I am the chief, my job is to make people feel better, is it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And getting back should n’t be too hard, should it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And his new thought replied: Why?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And his next thought, as he ran into the low forest, which was alive with birdsong, was: Who did I just say “ please ” to?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And home was … where?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And if you could n’t believe in a song that turned poison into beer, what could you believe in?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And it was a shock, was n’t it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And much longer legs. ” “ So a horse is not really like a pig at all? ” “ Well, yes, I suppose so.
ation - Terry Pratchett	And now that I have answered your questions, I think you owe me a favor. ” “ Do you want me to run an errand?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And now we call her the Papervine Woman. ” “ Her?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And now you come, and what do you know of the custom? ” the voice went on.
ation - Terry Pratchett	And only now did he wonder: Was it really because the story made boys stronger, or did the old men have some way of making the club heavier?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And run?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And skateskin was as good as this sandpaper, was n’t it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And supposing he did n’t come?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And that arm sticking out of the water? ” “ Yes.
ation - Terry Pratchett	And that was the point, was n’t it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And the headless statue? ” “ I ’m sorry, ” said Mau, putting his head in his hands.
ation - Terry Pratchett	And then a gray- faced woman had said: “ But a man could lift one, yes? ” And he saw how it was going.
ation - Terry Pratchett	And then everyone who knew about the Nation would die — Are you totally stupid, Mau?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And then she looked up, and into the face of Cahle, who said: “ Locaha has taken him. ” “ You mean he ’s dying? ” “ Yes.
ation - Terry Pratchett	And then, and then … from where had they come, the rumors of the Raiders?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And there will be more days. ” You really want to go back?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And there ’s just a boy and a cursed girl from the unbaked people? ” “ Unbaked? ” “ Have you been taught nothing?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And there ’s just a boy and a cursed girl from the unbaked people? ” “ Unbaked? ” “ Have you been taught nothing?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And there ’s just a boy and a cursed girl from the unbaked people? ” “ Unbaked? ” “ Have you been taught nothing?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And they will kill you, do you understand?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And this thought was followed by: Did I just think that?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And was n’t that part of being a man?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And what could they do?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And what stone shines like that?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And what will happen next?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And whatever you do, do n’t look back! ” “ Why not? ” “ Because I just did!
ation - Terry Pratchett	And where have I heard this noise before?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And where ’s old Roberts and his upstanding crew?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And who am I, doing this?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And who are you, who knows everything? ” and did some more leg lifting and prodding just to make the point that she was in charge.
ation - Terry Pratchett	And who knows who might have been around thousands of years ago?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And why did n’t they understand?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And would he get into trouble for even thinking these questions?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And you know what?
ation - Terry Pratchett	And you, young lady? ” “ A blue hermit crab, sir.
ation - Terry Pratchett	And … er … and was anyone … did anyone … try to be … beastly to you? ” It was said so carefully that she nearly laughed.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Another night had passed?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Are trousermen women the same as real women?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Are you going to come? ” Most of the population were gathered around him; news of the gods had got around fast.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure you are not tiring?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure? ” “ This place has been here since the world was made, and so have we, ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure? ” “ Yes, thank you.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Are you tiring, Mau?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Are you trying to prevent something? ” “ Yes, Captain.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Are you trying to trap me in some way? ” “ No.
ation - Terry Pratchett	At prayer? ” “ They are here and armed, Mr. Cox, ” Daphne said.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Ataba needed air, just like everyone else, and how much of it could that skinny chest hold?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Ate him, did they?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Because what?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Because “ Does not happen ”?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Because … I must act like a man, or they will think less of me?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Belief is a hard thing to believe, is it not?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Besides, it was true, was n’t it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Besides, was n’t there a saying, When in Rome, do as the Romans do?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Bigger than a sailfin crocodile,* bigger than a war canoe, bigger even than … a whale?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Black?
ation - Terry Pratchett	But I ’m not really answering you, am I? ” The chair creaked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	But all the men in the Nation had done it, so there had to be a way, did n’t there?
ation - Terry Pratchett	But he saved you from the shark, right?
ation - Terry Pratchett	But how could it not be true, now?
ation - Terry Pratchett	But if Imo made them, why are they so different?
ation - Terry Pratchett	But it ’s got the same number of legs. ” “ Do they wear trousers? ” asked Mau, thoroughly confused.
ation - Terry Pratchett	But now?
ation - Terry Pratchett	But perhaps you think you have seen it all?
ation - Terry Pratchett	But sometimes I hear the boy inside crying for his family. ” “ Does he cry now? ” asked Daphne, looking down at the ground.
ation - Terry Pratchett	But the things they wanted … how could a boy do them?
ation - Terry Pratchett	But then, was that her back there?
ation - Terry Pratchett	But those were a child ’s questions, were n’t they?
ation - Terry Pratchett	But we do n’t fall off? ” The ghost girl seemed to be on fire with words.
ation - Terry Pratchett	But what had happened to the bullets?
ation - Terry Pratchett	But when the hasp broke and the lid was thrown back, the chest was found to contain the smell of stale water and — “ Books? ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	But would we wait there, full of fear, as the shark with huge teeth came to eat us?
ation - Terry Pratchett	But you do believe in them today?
ation - Terry Pratchett	By now, of course, you kids have hung out around every dome and telescope array on the mountain, right?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t we be better than them?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t we just head east? ” She said that without thinking, and then sighed.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Can you believe that?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Can you —? ” HAVE YOU RIGHTED THE GOD ANCHORS?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Can you —? ” HAVE YOU RIGHTED THE GOD ANCHORS?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Can you? ” The ancient woman gave her a wide grin and picked up one of Mau ’s feet.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Charlie, do you want to be an archbishop? ” The Rt.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Cooked fish?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Could a demon have crept in while he ’d slept?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Could anyone be left alive within a hundred miles?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Could it be that simple?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Could she be hearing his ancestors?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Could that happen? ” “ I do n’t know.
ation - Terry Pratchett	DOES THE WARRIOR ROLL IN THE MUCK WITH HOGS?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Daphne?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did anyone see anything?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did he go green?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did he gurgle?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did it matter when terrified people had set out again in anything that would still float, with little to eat and brackish water?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did it remember their footsteps and their faces, and put them in his head?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t God say ‘ Thou shalt not kill ’? ”[ Yes.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t she remember the coffins?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t she understand?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t that look like a miracle, too?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t the old fool know that?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t you see that gun he ’s got now?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t you see that? ” “ No.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did she think he was a magician?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did she?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did the gods know?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did the gods laugh?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did the gods watch them as they tried to reach higher ground?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did the land shake and the mountains catch fire?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did they really think he should thank the gods for his life?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did you get the milk? ” Mau tried to think.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Did you hear that, Mr. Foxlip, wherever you are?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do I have your permission to come aboard? ” The captain knew that voice.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t they know the ocean? ” “ Oh, they are good seamen, ” said Pilu, “ but they travel to unknown seas.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t they smell the wind?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t they watch the currents?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t use it until I ’m dead, all right?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you do this with the gods?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you listen to yourself, boy?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you think I have n’t asked them? ” Tears started to roll down Ataba ’s cheeks.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do they ever take their clothes off?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do they try to run away from them?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do you have any?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do you have any? ” it squawked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do you hear what I say?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what ice is?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do you remember that the ghost girl thought the glass beads on the ceiling of the cave were a star map, but she could n’t work it out?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do you see them? ” the priest managed, in between great gasps of sour air.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do you think my son wo n’t be a great leader? ” “ Well, no, but I — ” “ Hold on, hold on, ” said Pilu.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do you think that? ” “ It ’s not just your people!
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do you think the wave never happened before?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do you think we should? ” “ No!
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do you want some? ” “ She ’ll poison us! ” said Polegrave.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do you want to die forever?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Do your legs ache for rest?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Does n’t he do murder, then? ”[ No, because enough people say it is n’t.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Does n’t that look like a pair of spectacles to you? ” He looked at the panel critically, like a man trying to decide between cake and pie.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Does that help you? ” “ But I thought the king was — ” The captain stopped, not wanting to say the dreadful word.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Eating well?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Er … really?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Even the Egyptians?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Even though she had kept her eyes shut throughout?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Eventually Mau said, “ Do n’t you wonder about your people, Pilu?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Every boy wanted to be a warrior, did n’t he?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Except … “There was a silver fish? ” she wondered aloud.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Eyes closed?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Finding things to do … um … apart from sawing legs off? ” “ It was only one leg, honestly.
ation - Terry Pratchett	For that matter, what do I do if they say “ no ”?
ation - Terry Pratchett	For the chance of bossing a king around?
ation - Terry Pratchett	From me?
ation - Terry Pratchett	From what?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Guess what it is? ” “ I do n’t know.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Gurgle, please? ” “ The very old woman, ” Daphne explained.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Gurgle? ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Had everyone in the world been washed away?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Had he sent any of them into the dark current when he ’d walked in the steps of Locaha?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Had he slept?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Had his family clung to these stones?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Had it come in a rush, that great wave?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Had it really happened like that?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Had n’t Mau seen her helping Pilu shaping metal plates over the cracks in the cannon?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Had n’t every boy dreamed of this?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Had n’t he seen how she had taken care to wrap the ropes around the cannon, layer after layer, every one as strong as her longing for revenge?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Had n’t she gathered all the papervine?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Had n’t she woven it into ropes from dawn to dust, tangling into it the inexhaustible hatred in her heart?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Had she been real?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Had she said it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Had the people called on the gods when the wave broke?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Had they been washed away?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone here seen him not working, guarding, digging, carrying?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Has she borne children? ” said Ataba.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Have you any idea what this island is?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever seen so much of it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Have you heard that I know a word that drives away sharks? ” “ People say so, but they laugh. ” “ Oh, yes.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Have you learned the chants?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Have you looked at the Judy lately?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Have you seen yours?
ation - Terry Pratchett	He could n’t go into the Women ’s Place, could he?
ation - Terry Pratchett	He did n’t try to mess you up, did he?
ation - Terry Pratchett	He gave Mau a questioning look, as if to say “ If that ’s all right with you? ” He went on, “ Er … who ’s Nawi?
ation - Terry Pratchett	He gave Mau a questioning look, as if to say “ If that ’s all right with you? ” He went on, “ Er … who ’s Nawi?
ation - Terry Pratchett	He had to use two hands for that, did n’t he?
ation - Terry Pratchett	He is a trouserman chief, yes?
ation - Terry Pratchett	He is a woman ’s child and he is crying! ” “ Who are you? ” she asked the air.
ation - Terry Pratchett	He knew this, and it had just stayed in his head as a thing that he knew, but now questions were rising, like: Why did the dead need beer?
ation - Terry Pratchett	He looked shaken, and in a strained voice said, “ Sir, would you be so good as to fetch my daughter?
ation - Terry Pratchett	He needed to get back, he needed to find ou — “ Grandfathers? ” he said under his breath.
ation - Terry Pratchett	He pointed to the picture again and said, in a talking- to- babies voice: “ Graaaandfaaather birrrrd! ” “ Grandfather? ” Mau nodded.
ation - Terry Pratchett	He saved my life, do you understand?
ation - Terry Pratchett	He shot a butterfly in half, remember? ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	He stared at the man who called himself Mr. Black and said quietly: “ Is something going to happen?
ation - Terry Pratchett	He stared at them, and thought: Could that work?
ation - Terry Pratchett	He was a pirate! ” “ Er, yes … but the question is, should I have done it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	He was here on this lonely shore, and all he could think of was the silly questions that children ask … Why do things end?
ation - Terry Pratchett	He went on: “ You say you told them about the beer song, and they did n’t listen?
ation - Terry Pratchett	He would have to come up for air, but surely the man would not dare to come in after him?
ation - Terry Pratchett	He ’d lived for a month on the island of the boys, had n’t he?
ation - Terry Pratchett	He ’s called God. ” “ Just … God? ” “ Right.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Helping at last? ” asked Pilu, with the cheeriness of someone who does n’t know what ’s going on yet.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Her grandmother used to make sniffy remarks like: “ I suppose His Majesty does n’t have any other ministers? ” But now Daphne understood.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Here?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Him?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Hold on, there had to be a song, yes?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How are you? ” said the ghost girl, stepping inside.
ation - Terry Pratchett	How big is the Nation? ” said Mau, still staring at the chart.
ation - Terry Pratchett	How broad can horizons get?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How can I find out?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How can I refuse?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How can you argue with that? ” The king smiled.
ation - Terry Pratchett	How can you say this to me? ” “ Not the metaphysical … the ones with the god stones and the sacrifices and all the rest of it!
ation - Terry Pratchett	How could I go back to my life before? ” “ Is that what you ’ll tell your father? ” His voice was suddenly sad.
ation - Terry Pratchett	How could I go back to my life before? ” “ Is that what you ’ll tell your father? ” His voice was suddenly sad.
ation - Terry Pratchett	How could he put them back?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How could he think it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How could that be?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How could the woman be so … stupid?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How could you help a boy like that?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How did married couples manage?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How did she do it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How did she do that?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How did that work?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How did the trousermen get to have all this stuff?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How did they get into his mind?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How did they know things?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How did they know? ” “ Who knows? ” And that was the other thing about Pilu: No thought stayed in his head for very long, because it got lonely.
ation - Terry Pratchett	How did they know? ” “ Who knows? ” And that was the other thing about Pilu: No thought stayed in his head for very long, because it got lonely.
ation - Terry Pratchett	How do they start?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How do you know what ’s right and wrong?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How does a dead man become a living dolphin?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How does that happen?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How does that happen?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How does water become stars?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How had he walked across the deck without treading on a crab?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How had it offended the gods? ” “ We are small.
ation - Terry Pratchett	How had that happened?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How long had she been there?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How long were you at sea, Mr. Cookie? ” “ Two weeks, sir.
ation - Terry Pratchett	How many people will you hurt even more with your wonderful truth? ” But Mau was already sleeping.
ation - Terry Pratchett	How many stars are in the sky?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How much blood could one ear contain?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How much did some dead men drink?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How much more of an end could everything have?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How tiring was it, being dead?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How were they made?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How would she know?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How would you like them to die?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How ’d he gotten in?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How? ” Had she been listening?
ation - Terry Pratchett	How? ” Had she been listening?
ation - Terry Pratchett	I believe you know him? ” “ What, old ‘ Hallelujah ’ Roberts?
ation - Terry Pratchett	I believe you know him? ” “ What, old ‘ Hallelujah ’ Roberts?
ation - Terry Pratchett	I believe you know it well, Captain? ” “ Ah, I understand now!
ation - Terry Pratchett	I can go in. ” “ Do you really have no soul? ” said the younger brother.
ation - Terry Pratchett	I daresay you ’ve heard of them?
ation - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t think you want to say ‘ This meat tastes like you cut it off a dog ’s arse, ’ do you?
ation - Terry Pratchett	I expect you do n’t take milk? ” He watched as a brown liquid was poured into a blue- and- white bowl.
ation - Terry Pratchett	I have good ears and he never said some! ” “ Who cares what he said? ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	I hope the gods took care of them. ” “ Do you think they did? ” asked Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	I killed a man — ” “ The one whose leg you sawed off? ” asked her father, mystified.
ation - Terry Pratchett	I mean the statues and all the other things in the cave! ” “ Those?
ation - Terry Pratchett	I mean, er, some sort of big boat? ” asked Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	I meant that there are learned men in the Royal Society who could tell us what it means. ” “ Are they priests? ” asked Mau suspiciously.
ation - Terry Pratchett	I must answer, must n’t I? ” He straightened himself up.
ation - Terry Pratchett	I remember the fish. ” “ Silver fish?
ation - Terry Pratchett	I think the gods looked at me and said to themselves, Well this one is a sharp one, eh?
ation - Terry Pratchett	I think they are named after a pirate. ” “ So even the trousers wear trousers? ” “ That ’s right.
ation - Terry Pratchett	I thought, well, whales live on it, so why not me? ” He reached into his pocket and produced a grubby piece of paper.
ation - Terry Pratchett	I want to know why they act as if they don’t — I want them to explain! ” “ Look, it happened, all right? ” said Pilu wretchedly.
ation - Terry Pratchett	I wonder how long it took her to scrape that pathetic little hole in the rock?
ation - Terry Pratchett	I wonder what we used to use?
ation - Terry Pratchett	I ’m afraid the archbishop of Canterbury does not travel well, but he has sent instructions for the coronation. ” “ A coronation here?
ation - Terry Pratchett	I ’m going to have to shoot the little bugger, right? ” She spun around and shoved his arm away.
ation - Terry Pratchett	I ’m not going to put up with that, do you understand?
ation - Terry Pratchett	I ’m not so sure about ‘ anything. ’ A kiss or two, maybe? ” “ But that ’s just no way to end a story, ” said the boy.
ation - Terry Pratchett	I ’m right, yes? ” How had he spotted that?
ation - Terry Pratchett	I ’m right, yes? ” How had he spotted that?
ation - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve always got some freshly made. ” “ You make it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve got a brain, have n’t I?
ation - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve slept in the same room as a young man without an official chaperone( would Mrs. Gurgle count?
ation - Terry Pratchett	IS THIS THE WAY OF THE WARRIOR?
ation - Terry Pratchett	If Imo made the world, Mau thought, why ca n’t we understand one another?
ation - Terry Pratchett	If a woman followed the same path every day to fill a calabash from the waterfall, did the path remember?
ation - Terry Pratchett	If our chief beats their chief, they will go away. ” “ Can you trust them? ” “ Yes.
ation - Terry Pratchett	If someone had moved the stone and rolled it into the water, could n’t that have caused the wave?
ation - Terry Pratchett	If they did n’t drink it, who did?
ation - Terry Pratchett	If we sailed to those places long ago, would n’t we have settled there?
ation - Terry Pratchett	If you are dead, what do we say?
ation - Terry Pratchett	If you could? ” “ You mean, without the wave? ” “ Yes.
ation - Terry Pratchett	If you could? ” “ You mean, without the wave? ” “ Yes.
ation - Terry Pratchett	If you have a flag, you need a gun. ” “ Well?
ation - Terry Pratchett	If you stay here, I will close my wings over you. ” That is all?
ation - Terry Pratchett	If you were alive, what else mattered?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Imo was angry and said: Who are you to question me?
ation - Terry Pratchett	In any case, besides, did n’t they call something like this an “ act of God ”?
ation - Terry Pratchett	In front of him the line of dead warriors continued, all now turned to face … what?
ation - Terry Pratchett	In this place?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is Mr. Polegrave with you? ” she asked, managing a smile.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is he still afloat?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is he? ” The prospect had seemed quite interesting.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is it about that poor woman?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is it the same everywhere?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that funny?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that how it would go?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that important?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that right?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that so, Mr. Brown? ” One of the men working on the crate looked up briefly.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that the truth?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is she angry?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is she saying I did a bad thing?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is that a trade? ” “ Well, he ’s grinning, ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is that any way to behave? ” Well, it ’s how your ancestors behave, said her conscience.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is that what you want? ” “ And you swear that on your mother ’s life? ” Foxlip insisted.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is that what you want? ” “ And you swear that on your mother ’s life? ” Foxlip insisted.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is there a carving of one? ” “ Well, no.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is there anything I should say? ” The reply came back: “ Do what is best.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is this what we ’re talking about?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Is this where it comes from?
ation - Terry Pratchett	It could n’t be true, could it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	It is not your fault the man was a fool, is it? ” “ Yes, but you see, it was a trick, ” Daphne said.
ation - Terry Pratchett	It looked like metal, but who had so much metal that they could waste it on something to hold food?
ation - Terry Pratchett	It says Royal Society outside their building, does n’t it? ” “ Your society, Your Majesty, ” Mr. Black purred.
ation - Terry Pratchett	It was almost exactly the same shape, was n’t it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	It was n’t hard to work out, so why is it all I can do not to wet myself?
ation - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a flag, is n’t it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a matter of wind and water, see?
ation - Terry Pratchett	It ’s in the beer song. ” “ And what do you want to tell me about them? ” “ We call the Air planet Jupiter.
ation - Terry Pratchett	It ’s nothing to do with me, is it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	It ’s quite the style, ai n’t it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	It ’s too small …. ” “ Small?
ation - Terry Pratchett	It ’s very — ” “ Yes, Cara? ” said Mau to the woman, who was now hovering where she was sure to be noticed.
ation - Terry Pratchett	It ’s what they do. ” “ And? ” said the boy.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Just him and the voices of the old dead men, who gave orders all the time and never listened?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Keep close. ” “ And have you lead us into a trap? ” “ It ’s near sunset.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Let us say that we serve … a higher purpose?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Like your dreams? ” “ Yes, but I know the difference! ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Long and thin? ” “ Like eels, yes! ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Look, does Locaha talk to you? ” “ Yes! ” “ Really? ” “ Yes! ” “ In your head?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Look, does Locaha talk to you? ” “ Yes! ” “ Really? ” “ Yes! ” “ In your head?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Look, does Locaha talk to you? ” “ Yes! ” “ Really? ” “ Yes! ” “ In your head?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Look, the Boys ’ Island was hardly anything more than a lump of rock surrounded by sandbanks, was it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Many of his ideas were first voiced by other people, including his own granddad! ” “ Aha?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Mau sighed and said, “ With the people who leave stones. ” “ Who? ” “ The god anchors, ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Mau, did you bother to wonder if you are running the wrong way?
ation - Terry Pratchett	May I introduce to you the lads from what they call the Land of Many Fires?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Maybe some other trousermen would come looking for her?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Milo?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Mostly Africa and China and the middle Americas, and you know what?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Mr. Red is with me! ” “ Is he alone? ” “ Open in the name of the Crown, Captain! ” The door opened.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Mrs. Gurgle ignored them and gave Daphne a look that said, unmistakably, “ Oh?
ation - Terry Pratchett	My brother is Milo. ” “ You mean the ghost girl? ” hissed Ataba in Mau ’s ear as the boy ran back down the beach.
ation - Terry Pratchett	No manhood feast?
ation - Terry Pratchett	No one moved for several seconds, and then Cox said, slowly and carefully, “ Ah, is this your beau?
ation - Terry Pratchett	No one stuck up their hands and there was no voting, but she thought, I wonder if it was like this in ancient Athens?
ation - Terry Pratchett	No other island has white stone god anchors, right? ” “ Yes! ” snapped Ataba.
ation - Terry Pratchett	No?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Nor do you. ” “ Have you heard of the Raiders? ” asked Mau, brushing a feather off his face.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Not dead. ” “ Where is it? ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Not enough roughage, see?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Not have met you? ” “ Yes! ” Mau opened his mouth to reply and found it choked with words.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Not know about the globe?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Now, can we get on with things before we get eaten, for goodness ’ sake? ” Daphne blushed in anger and embarrassment.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Oh, and you must eat, too. ” Where will I end up?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Oh, no, he ’s not going to tell them, is he?
ation - Terry Pratchett	One of the stones that ended up on the beach has got a carving of a horse on it, and who would bring one here?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Only trousermen are proper men?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Or do you want to swim home? ” Raiders clustered around Cox, who was swearing at them.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Or do you?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Or maybe he means …?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Or perhaps it was in the song, but not in the words?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Out … there somewhere? ” “ I think so ….
ation - Terry Pratchett	People hardly look these days — have you noticed that?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps it was another trouserman?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps they used to really think, but the thoughts have worn out from being thought so often?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps they were the same thing?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps … perhaps the Grandfathers had sent it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Pilu?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Pirates? ” “ No. ” “ Then I give up.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Please trust me. ” “ You will fire the cannon? ” “ Perhaps.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Please, where is your chief? ” “ I ’m here, ” said Mau firmly.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Please?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Pray to the gods, if you dare, that those cannibals do not come this far. ” “ Will that help? ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Remember?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Remember? ” The tears started again.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Reply?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Run faster! ” “ Are you really dead? ” “ Yes, but I ’m due to get well soon.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Run! ” But where was the speed in his legs?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Sea monsters? ” Mau wondered.
ation - Terry Pratchett	See how the gods shine?
ation - Terry Pratchett	See my new hat?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Shadow place! ” “ How can I get there? ” This one was relayed to Mrs. Gurgle, and the reply was abrupt.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Shall we continue?
ation - Terry Pratchett	She does n’t know the birthing customs! ” “ Do you? ” asked Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	She managed to say: “ Where did he get these, please? ” “ He says Uncle Pilu gave them to him.
ation - Terry Pratchett	She said: “ Could you please help me with poor Captain Roberts? ” She wanted him to go outside, that was clear, and Mau got up quickly.
ation - Terry Pratchett	She said: “ Would you like some beer? ” “ Beer? ” said Foxlip.
ation - Terry Pratchett	She said: “ Would you like some beer? ” “ Beer? ” said Foxlip.
ation - Terry Pratchett	She was going to the beach as well?
ation - Terry Pratchett	She would n’t come all this way, would she?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Should he tell them the truth?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Should he tell them?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Should she kneel?
ation - Terry Pratchett	So that was it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	So what can I say now?
ation - Terry Pratchett	So what does he think he ’s doing?
ation - Terry Pratchett	So what is the reason?
ation - Terry Pratchett	So which god brought the great wave, and how lucky was that?
ation - Terry Pratchett	So who was she apologizing to?
ation - Terry Pratchett	So why does she talk all the time?
ation - Terry Pratchett	So you ’re the queen of the savages, are you?
ation - Terry Pratchett	So … she was from Daphne?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Someone looked at half a shell full of snot and was brave. ” “ Why does n’t everybody know? ” Nawi ’s permanent smile turned down a little.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Someone must be alive to bury the rest, was that it? ” He took a step forward, his fists clenched.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Something big and important had happened and she had been there, and all she could remember was that there had been a fish in it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Sorry, where was I? ” he said.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Stuck in their belts! ” “ You mean the spark- makers? ” said Mau, still crouched.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Subject to it. ” “ But surely I can give you orders? ” “ You can certainly make requests, sire, and we will do our very best to help.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Surely he did n’t imagine she walked around with her eyes shut and her fingers in her ears?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Surely he ’d have noticed if one was missing?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Surely she would n’t smell him through all the muck?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Surely you know this? ” “ He has no god anchors? ” “ No, ” said Ataba.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Surely you know this? ” “ He has no god anchors? ” “ No, ” said Ataba.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Talking of ugga wugga, what ’s all this chin- wagging about? ” Daphne listened out of the corner of her ear.
ation - Terry Pratchett	That is n’t right, is it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	That type of language at this time … it ’s telling us what will be, right enough. ” “ Do the trousermen have gods? ” asked Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	That was some old woman ’s stupid granddaughter! ” “ So who are you? ” said the voice in the air.
ation - Terry Pratchett	That was true, was n’t it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	That would be the reason, would n’t it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	That would explain it, would n’t it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	That ’s how it works. ” “ Really? ” said His Majesty.
ation - Terry Pratchett	That ’s why it is, in fact, in one. ” “ And who will look at it down here? ” “ Anyone who wants to come and see, Papa.
ation - Terry Pratchett	That?
ation - Terry Pratchett	The Italian Salvino D’Armate is generally credited with — ” “ Why is it always so, so … northern hemisphere? ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	The Judy got this far, then?
ation - Terry Pratchett	The Papervine Woman tied his hands to his belt to stop the god from stealing her daughters, yes? ” “ It ’s just another god story for babies.
ation - Terry Pratchett	The Sky Woman will know what to do. ” “ Where is she, then? ” “ You chew her food for her, ” said Cahle, smiling.
ation - Terry Pratchett	The boy said the trousermen women even put trousers on table legs in case young men see them and think of ladies ’ legs! ” “ What ’s a table?
ation - Terry Pratchett	The grandfather bird, having juggled the fish so that it could swallow it whole, took off in its gloomy is- this- really- worth- it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	The kind you should n’t ask?
ation - Terry Pratchett	The mast and shroud?
ation - Terry Pratchett	The next question was: “ What ’s gunpowder? ” Pilu told him that, too.
ation - Terry Pratchett	The pockets?
ation - Terry Pratchett	The ship sailed away. ” “ And they did n’t get married or anything? ” said the girl, looking truly shocked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	The sound of the water in his ears began to sound like whispering: Would it hurt to stop now?
ation - Terry Pratchett	The tiny inflatable billiard table? ” “ Oh, that coffin!
ation - Terry Pratchett	The trousermen take coconuts back to their own country and stand them on sticks and throw things at them. ” “ Why? ” “ For fun, I think.
ation - Terry Pratchett	The voice came back like an echo: “ Who are you? ” Then the voice went, leaving not even a shape in the silence.
ation - Terry Pratchett	The wave took everyone I love, and everything I am wants to know why! ” “ Why did the wave spare you?
ation - Terry Pratchett	The whole universe is His anchor. ” “ What about the star Atindi, which is always close to the sun? ” “ That is the son of the moon.
ation - Terry Pratchett	The world turned upside down? ” “ It was a bit creepy, as well, ” said the boy.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Their knives are so sharp that they can cut a man ’s — ” “ Why ’s it happening like this? ” Polegrave demanded of Foxlip.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Their own legs?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Then I might even believe yer. ” Does he know about my mother?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Then Pilu very gently pushed Mau ’s arms away and said: “ Well, this is n’t getting things done, is it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Then he said to his brother: “ Do you trust him? ” “ He is young and he has no tattoos, ” said Milo.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Then who sent the wave?
ation - Terry Pratchett	There had been the mango, but how long ago?
ation - Terry Pratchett	There was a stunned silence when she finished, and then Foxlip said, “ What the hell was that all about?
ation - Terry Pratchett	There were no more people, so how could there be rules?
ation - Terry Pratchett	There were skeletons, probably, behind the stone, but so what?
ation - Terry Pratchett	There ’s nothing down here but darkness. ” “ And something best forgotten, perhaps?
ation - Terry Pratchett	They are his sons, yes?
ation - Terry Pratchett	They are not yours to command, nor mine. ” “ Who do the Mothering Sundays belong to? ” said Mr. Black to Mr. Red, who shrugged.
ation - Terry Pratchett	They raced around their father to see which of them would court the woman who lives in the Moon?
ation - Terry Pratchett	They spring up like mushrooms, do n’t they?
ation - Terry Pratchett	They squealed all the time in any case, but did they have a special squeal that would set the sow on him?
ation - Terry Pratchett	They think you ca n’t have too much trouser. ” “ Hold on, what are these things called? ” said Mau, fumbling around in them.
ation - Terry Pratchett	They were new teeth made out of animal bone. ” “ You trousermen can give an old man new teeth?
ation - Terry Pratchett	They will not know what to make of him. ” “ Soup? ” Daphne suggested.
ation - Terry Pratchett	They worshipped Locaha himself, and if He was not going to give them a victory, there was no point in staying, was there?
ation - Terry Pratchett	They would have gone now … so how many were left?
ation - Terry Pratchett	They ’d already done canoe, hours ago, had n’t they?
ation - Terry Pratchett	They ’re not happy. ” “ Can we trust them? ” “ With a truce?
ation - Terry Pratchett	They ’re not happy. ” “ Can we trust them? ” “ With a truce?
ation - Terry Pratchett	This is not fair! ” Fair?
ation - Terry Pratchett	This is some kind of a trick, right?
ation - Terry Pratchett	This one?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Those others I mentioned, who have been shown the glittering path?
ation - Terry Pratchett	To seem like a big man. ” “ Big man? ” “ Like the remora fish.
ation - Terry Pratchett	To slide back down into the dark and let the current take him?
ation - Terry Pratchett	To stand in front of the enemy?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Trousermen often get names wrong. ” “ And the island?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Turn my words into Trouserman, will you? ” And he strode off down the beach before she could argue.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Twinkle, NO! ” “ Guiding Star? ” said Mau, and that met with general approval.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Unfortunately, the French have a copy. ” “ Why? ” asked the captain.
ation - Terry Pratchett	WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAU?
ation - Terry Pratchett	WHERE IS OUR BEER?
ation - Terry Pratchett	WHO ARE YOU TO DEMAND REASONS?
ation - Terry Pratchett	WHO ARE YOU?
ation - Terry Pratchett	WHO IS GUARDING THE NATION?
ation - Terry Pratchett	WHY HAVE YOU NOT REPLACED THE GOD ANCHORS?
ation - Terry Pratchett	WHY HAVE YOU NOT RESTORED THE NATION?
ation - Terry Pratchett	WHY HAVE YOU NOT SUNG THE CHANTS?
ation - Terry Pratchett	WILL YOU PULL DOWN THE STARS?
ation - Terry Pratchett	WILL YOU SMASH THE MOUNTAINS LIKE SHY COCONUTS TO FIND THEIR SECRETS?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Was Ataba mad?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Was I a bad person?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Was he real?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Was it true?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Was that a silly question?
ation - Terry Pratchett	We can build good canoes, but we could never build the Sweet Judy — “ What are you doing? ” he said to Milo.
ation - Terry Pratchett	We can see them. ” “ Why do you ask so many questions, Mau? ” “ Because I want so many answers!
ation - Terry Pratchett	We have to keep the flag flying. ” “ Why, pray? ” “ Oh dear, Mother, I ’m surprised at you.
ation - Terry Pratchett	We hold that they are just an extension of the Bank Holiday Monday Islands — ” “ Who ’s we?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Well, why was he there, if it came to that?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Were all three there when he went to the Boys ’ Island?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Were n’t there supposed to be three but one got lost?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Were n’t you ever boys? ” There was no grumbling roar in his head.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Were the Grandfathers mad?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Were there trouserwomen?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Were they real?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What about canoe?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What about the Aztecs?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What about the way their pictures all stare at you in the Long Gallery?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What about the way your father keeps spending all that money on the Hall just because his great- great- great- great- grandfather built it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What about …?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What am I expecting it to do?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What are the rules when you are all alone with a ghost girl?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What are they afraid of? ” “ Legs.
ation - Terry Pratchett	What are they? ” Oh, Mau … I only agreed there must be rules.
ation - Terry Pratchett	What can you find that is worse than me? ” “ I ’d like to ask a question, ” said Daphne quickly.
ation - Terry Pratchett	What could the gods do to him that was worse than they had done already?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What could we want that the Judy could not give us?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What did all this mean?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What did he have to do to the god anchors?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What did it all mean?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What did we do wrong?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What did your mother put in your hand when you were born, young man? ” “ Er … a wooden telescope, sir.
ation - Terry Pratchett	What do I believe?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What do I really believe?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What do the gods do?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What do you mean, small? ” “ He ’s right, Mau, ” said Milo solemnly.
ation - Terry Pratchett	What does he say?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What does one look like? ” he said.
ation - Terry Pratchett	What does shy really mean? ” Pilu looked serious, as he always did when he had to think; generally he preferred talking.
ation - Terry Pratchett	What does that mean?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What does that mean?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What does that mean? ” he said.
ation - Terry Pratchett	What from?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What good were they?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What had a baby done to make the gods angry?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What had she expected him to do when he arrived?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What happened to the old fool?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What have we still got that they would want? ” “ Skulls.
ation - Terry Pratchett	What human hand could carve it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What is he doing?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What is he to you?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What is the color of birds in the land of Locaha? ” “ There are no colors.
ation - Terry Pratchett	What is this about?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What is this man doing? ” He stepped forward, and two bayonets barred his way.
ation - Terry Pratchett	What is this ‘ Daphne ’? ” said Her Ladyship.
ation - Terry Pratchett	What mind could imagine them?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What now, little hermit crab?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What should he do with the ghost girl?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What song?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What was a chant needed for?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What was he frightened of?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What was she doing there?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What was so dangerous about a rock that the old fool would waste his last breath trying to smash it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What was the point of throwing a spear at the big canoe?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What were buildings doing down here?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What were the Right Things?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What were you supposed to do about girls?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What will dear Daddy say?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What will happen to us then? ” “ I … don’t know, ” said Daphne, which was better than telling the truth.
ation - Terry Pratchett	What will you tell me next?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What with? ” Oh, well, Mau thought, the baby is screaming and I ’m in trouble whatever happens.
ation - Terry Pratchett	What with? ” “ Not their own legs!
ation - Terry Pratchett	What would Mau do if someone stuck a flag on his beach?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What ’s going to hurt me? ” “ What?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What ’s going to hurt me? ” “ What?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What ’s in that tube?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What ’s left for them?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What, right now, would be bad luck?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What?
ation - Terry Pratchett	What? ” She had n’t even seen him approaching.
ation - Terry Pratchett	When I hunt, I never come back empty- handed, do I?
ation - Terry Pratchett	When I see the shining path over the lagoon, on an evening like this, at the end of a good day, I believe. ” “ In Imo? ” asked the girl.
ation - Terry Pratchett	When Imo made us out of clay, why did n’t he add the bit that tells us that the wave would come?
ation - Terry Pratchett	When I’m … you know, there, what should I do?
ation - Terry Pratchett	When he ’d run out of words, she said: “ You mean that there is a world where the wave did n’t happen?
ation - Terry Pratchett	When was the last time he had sat by a fire, here at home?
ation - Terry Pratchett	When your mother weeps for you, what do we say? ” Daphne felt the tears coming, and tried to shut them out.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Where are my tears when I need them?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Where are the rules?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Where are we on their chart? ” He pointed to a large area of what was, apparently, land.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Where are your women?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Where did the other ones come from?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Where had he been?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Where was the sun?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Who am I now?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Who cared?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Who from?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Who knows what we are?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Who knows?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Who knows? ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Who should she feel sorry for?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Who to? ” “ Glad, then!
ation - Terry Pratchett	Who were these beggars from little sandy islands to come here and insult them?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Who would be in here now?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Who would kill a dolphin? ” Tears of puzzlement and anger raced down his face.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Who would want to eat a madman? ” Daphne shuddered.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d want a pony when you could have the whole universe?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s going to give you a better offer this day?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Who, on this island, cared a fig?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Who?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Whose legs?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why am I here?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why are n’t they charging toward us? ” “ Because they want to talk. ” Mau pointed to the approaching man.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why are you afraid? ” “ What is in the dark should be left alone. ” The priest sighed.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why are you crying, sir? ” The old man opened his mouth and then hesitated for a moment.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why are you so stupid as to think I was stupid?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why did I ask that stupid question?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why did he do that?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why did he even wonder if it was n’t?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why did it make him feel better?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why did it spare me?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why did it spare that baby which will die soon enough?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why did n’t they just shout? ” “ HELLO! ” It was so loud it seemed to echo off the mountain.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why did n’t you listen to me?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why did the gods let them die?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why did we think they were worthy things to worship?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why do good people die?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why do they want gods?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why does it have legs? ” “ That is, ” said Pilu, pointing toward the other end of the big cabin.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why does it rain?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why had Imo, who had made everything and was everything —?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why had he expected bones to fall out when the door was opened?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why had n’t anyone thought this might happen?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why had n’t she been expecting something like this?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why is she going on at me?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why me?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why should I fear their old bones?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why should I?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why should it be full up?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why should n’t they?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why should they curse me?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why was he staring like that?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why was she making excuses?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why waste her effort? ” “ But then when you died, you could be taken up to the cave and watch over us forever! ” “ Hah!
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why, oh why, had n’t she worn her one clean nightshirt?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Why?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Will you ask him not to be?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Will you have a scone? ” She pointed at the bread things.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Wintersmith Making Money Where ’s My Cow?
ation - Terry Pratchett	With a compass and a chart, they are never lost! ” “ Do n’t they taste the water?
ation - Terry Pratchett	With knives and guns, perhaps? ” “ Her ladyship?
ation - Terry Pratchett	With knives and guns, perhaps? ” “ Her ladyship?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Without fire and a spear, you could never hope to be a man, was n’t that right?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Without the Judy and her cargo, where would we be?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Without the wave. ” “ Then I ’d have gone home, and everyone would have been alive, and I would be a man. ” “ Would you rather be that man?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Would He have made useless gods?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Would I dare to find His face?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Would he even be able to get the milk out?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Would her father come to find her in his big boat?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Would it have hurt to hum along?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Would n’t it … trickle through?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Would n’t they?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Would the piglets, already shoving one another aside to get at the teats, work out what he was?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Would they have heard the roar of the wave above the crackle of the flames?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Would they have known what it meant?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Would they see anything?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Would you change places with him? ” asked the ghost girl.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Would you like some tea?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Yes, I know what you ’re going to say, but the brothers know how to use them. ” “ Really?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Yes, that sounded like a good idea, but why did she have, just for the moment, the certainty that it was supposed to be a good one?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Yes, what about your father?
ation - Terry Pratchett	Yes. ” “ Really? ” “ Yes.
ation - Terry Pratchett	You could see how they thought? ” Daphne could n’t look at his face.
ation - Terry Pratchett	You have a spear?
ation - Terry Pratchett	You know the story about the brother who sailed so far he came back home? ” “ Of course.
ation - Terry Pratchett	You know where Mau used to stand?
ation - Terry Pratchett	You must defend your gods! ” “ What?
ation - Terry Pratchett	You remember Air, Fire, and Water all with their globes?
ation - Terry Pratchett	You see?
ation - Terry Pratchett	You should n’t have shot the priest. ” “ That old man was a priest? ” said Polegrave, looking panicky.
ation - Terry Pratchett	You will grovel before Imo when the Raiders come. ” “ After all this?
ation - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve come about the signal, I dare say. ” “ There was something about a tidal wave? ” “ A big one.
ation - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve got guns, yes, but how long can you stay awake?
ation - Terry Pratchett	You? ” “ Well, ultimately the king — ” “ He ca n’t have this one! ” Daphne screamed.
ation - Terry Pratchett	Your pointy hat not here? ” “ Lost at sea, old boy.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ A woman? ” Mau did the pumpkin act again.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ All right, but what about pliers? ” said Pilu, holding up a pair.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ All the red places belong to the English trousermen? ” Mau asked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Am I not the Crown? ” asked His Majesty.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Amazin ’ resemblance, ai n’t it? ” said Cox, as if he ’d been reading her thoughts.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ An ’ he was trying to smash the stones? ” “ Yes, ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ And did you have any other … adventures? ” “ Let me think ….
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ And he be called Twinkle? ” Milo suggested, in broken English.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ And hide among the dead men?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ And how did they walk in Locaha ’s loincloth? ” said Pilu, and got a slightly smaller laugh, to his obvious disappointment.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ And is that any better, pray? ” “ I doubt it, Mother, but at least it is more accurate.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ And not be me?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ And so the first thing the baby touches is the warmth of his mother, and you sing him a song about stars! ” Was she in trouble?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ And that makes it right?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ And the prosecutor? ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ And the soul who makes his own soul … he was in Locaha ’s land? ” “ Yes.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ And the telescope? ” asked the boy.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ And they came from the other islands, too! ” “ Are you tired, sir? ” said Daphne to Ataba, when they were left alone.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ And what does not happen? ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ And will we be joined by Mr. Cox? ” she asked, trying to hold on to the smile.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ And you? ” “ I think they have decided and I think it is settled, ” said Mau briskly.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyway, who do you work for? ” he managed.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyway, you saw the broken one?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Are the dead rising? ” asked Ataba.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Are there women here? ” he said.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Are they indeed? ” said Cox cheerfully.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Are they worried about the cannon? ” “ Yes.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you Miss Ermintrude? ” She turned to see who ’d spoken.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you a heathen god of some sort? ” she asked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right? ” asked Pilu.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you certain?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ As a matter of fact, ” said her father, “ I believe he is the greatest scientist who has ever lived. ” “ Greater than Newton?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Boom- boom? ” she said.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Busy? ” her father suggested.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ But was n’t it Oliver Cromwell who had him executed? ” she managed, trying to sound regal.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ But you must catch me, yes? ” You are correct in your surmise, said Locaha.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I ask another question?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Can trousermen fly, then? ” “ They have tools to help them, ” said Pilu uncertainly.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you help her? ” Ataba backed away as if he ’d been burned.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you teach me? ” “ What do you want to say? ” said Pilu, and then he grinned.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you teach me? ” “ What do you want to say? ” said Pilu, and then he grinned.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you tell if there is? ” “ No!
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Cat got your tongue? ” he said.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Coffin? ” said the king, looking bewildered again.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Cookie? ” He beamed.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Daphne?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Demon stones? ” “ Where you find gods, you find demons. ” “ That might be true, ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Did I get you that time? ” said Cox.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Did the gods carve the white stone? ” His tongue slurred the words.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you hear their screams? ” he yelled to the empty sky.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you not see the slabs on the floor?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you put them up to this, my girl? ” “ Papa, this is where science began, ” Daphne said quickly, “ and I just gave them the words.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you watch them?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t drink? ” Daphne had asked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t go suggesting that grace is something you find only at the other end of the world, will you, Papa? ” “ No, you ’re quite right.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you think so, Mr. Polegrave? ” But Polegrave was watching the dripping forest on either side of the path.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you think you ’ll win? ” And then in the island tongue she hissed: “ We will sink every canoe!
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Do they make you happy? ” growled Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you believe in Imo, sir? ” asked the boy.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you feel anything? ” said Pilu.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you have any? ” a voice echoed.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you have any? ” snapped Mau out loud.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know about cooking, Blibi? ” she asked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know how to make beer? ” he said.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know what this island is?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know why they are facing the wrong way, Ataba? ” he asked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you really think we ’re infectious, Mr. Blezzard? ” he barked to the man on the dock.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you remember … running? ” said Mau after a while.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you see them?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think I wo n’t, ghost girl?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Does she know anything?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Down here?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Er … what? ” said Daphne, flustered.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Feed it?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ For what? ” “ Not calling me demon boy. ” “ Ah, I can be generous in victory. ” “ They were made of stone, ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Goddammit, Chairman, pardon my French, have I not served the line faithfully for more than thirty- five years?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Gods of stone, Ataba. ” “ Why should they be of flesh?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Going milking again, demon boy? ” he said, and grinned.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Grandfather? ” The girl still looked bewildered.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Has my grandmother been doing anything … silly?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Have I done something wrong or not? ” “ How is it that you hear us?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Have I done something wrong or not? ” “ How is it that you hear us?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Have I proved my telescope theory, Papa? ” she said gleefully.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Have I succeeded? ” “ No, demon boy!
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you ever seen it happen? ” “ Look, I know you think there are no gods — ” “ Perhaps they do exist.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you seen any? ” he asked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ He is n’t dying, is he?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ He killed a man in a canoe because he was not a trouserman? ” She was ready for this.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ He stood on this beach? ” “ Well, er, not this beach, obviously, ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ He went fishing! ” “ But it ’s the kind of ending you get in real life, ” said the old man, “ and is n’t the story about being real?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ He will guide people? ” said Pilu.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Heartbeat?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Hide?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Him?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ How are you? ” Mau ’s brow wrinkled, and she knew that one was n’t going to work.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ How can I answer you?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ How can he rise up every morning and decide to be him? ” “ I think that if you could understand him, you ’d be him.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ How can you repair a cannon?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ How could they?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ How dare you walk in like —? ” she began.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you get here? ” “ Apparently I ’m dead — will you try to keep up!
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ How do I do that? ” YOU MUST SING THE MORNING SONG AND THE EVENING SONG.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ How does she know that?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ How is he? ” “ He ’s been banged about on the coral, but he ’ll live, ” said Milo.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ How is this done? ” he asked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ How many cannon? ” she demanded.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ How many more can there be? ” Ataba wondered.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ How many would it take if one of them was Milo, and he had a crowbar made of steel? ”   It took time.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ How often is a new Grandfather put in here, please? ” “ Once or twice in fifty years, ” said Ataba.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ I am sorry to say you heard me correctly. ” “ He kills for Locaha and adds glory, like the Raiders? ” “ No.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ I am sure of it. ” Why ca n’t I do this?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, how did anyone survive? ” “ There were people on the sea and high ground, ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose all these round things they have drawn here are barrels? ” “ Yes.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m a bit strange, yes?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m dead, Grandfathers. ” DEAD?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m going to eat a crocodile ”?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m just grateful I ’m alive. ” “ Grateful?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ve done it wrong, have n’t I? ” she said.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it always like this? ” he said, shaking the water off his oilskins.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that it? ” said the girl.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there anyone listening? ” she yelled, and thought: What do I do if someone says “ yes ”?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there anyone listening? ” she yelled, and thought: What do I do if someone says “ yes ”?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Is this true?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Is this what you think? ” There was a roar of agreement.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Is this what you wanted? ” asked Mau, suddenly beside her.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s a ball?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s about the gods, actually. ” “ Yes?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s because of the calipers carving, yes? ” said Pilu.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s not like he ’ll be easy to miss. ” “ You have a plan, do n’t you? ” Daphne hissed to Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s you, is n’t it …?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Just a tad, sir, just a tad. ” “ In the case of Roberts, Captain, how big is a ‘ tad ’? ” Captain Samson grinned.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Let ’s get back before they start worshiping us, shall we? ” They followed the cannon and Daphne trailed behind a little.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Let ’s go and see if your brother can cook, shall we? ” said Mau, keeping his voice level and friendly.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Let ’s keep going, ” he said, “ and it will stop, provided we keep moving. ” “ They wo n’t wake up? ” said Ataba.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Long john ’s what? ” “ It ’s what they call soft trousers that you wear underneath the outside trousers.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, do n’t you understand?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, has n’t there ever been a killing in these islands? ” “ Sometimes too much beer, a fight over women, such things as these.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Lots of people will end up here. ” “ How do you know? ” “ The smoke, boy!
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Mau, can they —? ” she began.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Mau? ” Milo rumbled, behind him.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Me?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ More metal? ” “ Maybe gold! ” said Pilu.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ No! ” “ Getting lost?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ No, but it would be terrible to miss one, would n’t it? ” said Ataba.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ No, thank you, Henry! ” “ Really?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Not dead, you see? ” “ I do n’t believe that, ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Now, can you cook fish? ” By the look of it, Ataba was not going to argue religion when there was fresh food around.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Nowhere to go now, eh? ” The tree rocked again as the man walked up and down in his heavy boots.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh dear me, where are my manners?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, dear, are you sure? ” said Ataba, his face falling.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, you ’ve got the taste for killing, missie? ” he said, his face a few inches from hers.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh? ” said Milo, turning on him.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Oink? ” he said.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Old man? ” shouted Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ One?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Only you? ” said Ataba, looking bewildered.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Pantaloon man? ” he tried.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” “ I ’ve upset you.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ People come island? ” “ Yes! ” shouted Mau, relieved.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Perhaps things can be true in special ways? ” she suggested.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Perhaps you all did n’t notice the pun or play on words? ” he said, sounding a little hurt.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Plankton? ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Plans?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Privations?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Really?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Remember I told you about the Royal Society?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Remember, you did n’t know how to milk a pig! ” “ All right then, how do you repair a broken cannon? ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Roll away the stone? ” Why did everyone want him to do things?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Roll away the stone? ” Why did everyone want him to do things?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ See the gold on the gods and the globe and the big door? ” “ Yes.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ See?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Shall I tell you what these are?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ She is asking if you know how to. ” “ You mean it ’s something you have to practice? ” “ Yes.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ She will?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Shy?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Shy?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Sir Geoffrey? ” said the captain, just to be sure, as the man began to walk slowly up the glistening gangplank.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Sire? ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ So it did happen, did it? ” “ I suppose so. ” “ I mean, was it a dream or was it real? ” “ Mrs.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ So it did happen, did it? ” “ I suppose so. ” “ I mean, was it a dream or was it real? ” “ Mrs.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ So the ol’ Judy fetched up here, eh?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ So you ’ve been … all right here?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Some creature who knows how to feel but not how to touch?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Something on your mind, demon boy? ” said the priest after a while.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Squashed? ” “ No, like … tattoos, but the proper colors!
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Tell me, Mr. Cox, can you speak the language of your new subjects? ” she asked sweetly.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ That is why we want to join the Royal Society. ” “ What? ” The king turned to his daughter, who was grinning.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ That was all right, was n’t it? ” he said to the Gentlemen of Last Resort.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ That would be you. ” “ Me?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s right. ” Mau went on: “ I wonder if you can tell me what we did wrong this time? ” Ataba hesitated.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s the story, is n’t it, Ataba? ” “ What had they done that was so bad? ” Daphne asked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s the story, is n’t it, Ataba? ” “ What had they done that was so bad? ” Daphne asked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ The Grandfathers? ” “ Yes!
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ The blue jade stone?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ The boy has no soul? ” he asked in the island tongue.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ The ghost girl has got a — a thing called a book, you know?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ The government?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Then send this priest to the Perfect World. ” How can you ask that, little hermit crab who does not believe?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Then who should die?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’s something important inside, then? ” Mau asked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ They are scared of legs?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ This is a trap, right? ” he said.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ This is safe, is n’t it? ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ This?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Those guns are from the Judy, right? ” “ I ’m not telling you anything, Mr. Cox. ” “ Then they are.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Tricks?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Uh, like this? ” “ Yes! ” “ Well, that ’s nice, ” said Daphne, as steel terror rose up inside her.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Us?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Want to try it, sir?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Was there one before the wave?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ We all rage against the gods sometimes. ” “ Even you? ” “ Yes.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ We ca n’t, can we? ” “ No.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, she has n’t got any teeth, you see? ” “ Ah, yes, of course. ” His Excellency shifted uneasily.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What about the hangman?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What about them? ” He could see that it had n’t worked, either.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What are three people? ” “ A bigger nation.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you looking for? ” asked Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you thinking, Mau? ” he asked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What did she say to you? ” “ I said: ‘ Hello, lovely lady ’ — ” the young man began.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What did that silly ol’ devil want to get hisself shot for?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you say to her? ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you say? ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you say? ” she managed.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What do the Grandfathers say? ” “ I do n’t hear them anymore.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What do they do? ” “ They ’re like little bags inside the trousers.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you want, demon boy? ” “ The truth, ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What does that mean? ” You guessed right.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What else do we have? ” “ Then pray to the gods to send milk for the child, ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What good are they? ” said Ataba, laughing.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened to you? ” she said.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened? ” asked Pilu.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What have we got to lose, Mr. Cox? ” Daphne shouted above the hubbub.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What have you done to him? ” she shouted as she ran.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What is happening here?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What is happening here? ” snapped Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What is so special about this place? ” he asked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What is that? ” he said.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What is the emergency? ” said Mr. Black.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What kind of trouble? ” she said, looking around.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What was that little boy holding? ” said Daphne hoarsely.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s New- Tan? ” “ Newton, ” Daphne corrected absentmindedly.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s a cannon? ” said Mau, peering at the long black cylinder.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s a savage? ” She pointed the pistol toward Foxlip.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s a trial? ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s happening? ” she whispered.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s it about? ” “ Look, our job was to pull on ropes and carry things, ” Pilu complained.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s this? ” she demanded.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What, me?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” shouted the captain, forgetting all about the new coach.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Baby come! ” “ What ’s wrong with it now?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Baby come! ” “ What ’s wrong with it now?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ You always were a stuck- up kid on the Judy.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Where did they get the white? ” “ There ’s a stick of it in the carpenter ’s toolbox, ” said Mau gloomily.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Where did you come from?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Where is Cox now, do you think? ” “ I hope to goodness the wave drowned him! ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Where is she? ” said a voice full of suspicion.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s my grub, you vinegar- faced old piss pot? ” said the bird, bouncing up and down eagerly.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s your friend, Mr. Foxlip?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Which of you is the older? ” “ Me, ” said the girl.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are you? ” WE ARE THE GRANDFATHERS!
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Who bidd’st the mighty ocean deep Its own appointed limits keep … ” How fast were they moving?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Who brings rocks here and leaves them, boy?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Who brought them here and carved them, so long ago they lie under the coral?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Who cares what anyone said to anybody?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Who made the god anchors, Ataba? ” he whispered.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Who says our guns do not fire? ” he bellowed.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Who was that woman who was feeding me?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Who will fight? ” he yelled.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Who will fight? ” “ All right!
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Why are we called that? ” Mau asked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Why did n’t you hear me? ” “ But — ” Mau began, straining to look back at the white buildings.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Why did you have to be so — so stupid? ” she said, prodding him with the pistol.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Why did you kill an old man who was shaking a stick at you?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do they have guns?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Why, you look — What happened to you?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” The young man stuck his spear into the sand and then turned and ran.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” she asked.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Will that make it our place? ” “ No, ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ With string! ” “ With str —? ” “ Waark!
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Would either of you gentlemen like to make this decision for me? ” There was a dreadful silence, broken only by the roar of their speed.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes! ” “ And she’s … enceinte? ” It meant pregnant, but her grandmother said a lady would never use that word in polite company.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, Hoti? ” said Mau.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, but do n’t tell them. ” Was it like this at the Battle of Waterloo?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, ” she said, and added, “ You are me, are n’t you? ” “ When he is asleep, he still dreams of dark waters.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” the old man prompted.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You are sure, are you? ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You are the chief?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You dare to go into a Women ’s Place? ” The priest looked shocked, and then smiled.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You did n’t want to be a warrior? ” “ Never.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t know what a trial is, do you? ” “ Er, no, ” said Pilu.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You eat babies? ” said Daphne, stepping back.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You know how to cook fish, sir? ” “ Are you here to blaspheme against the gods, demon boy? ” said Ataba.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You know how to cook fish, sir? ” “ Are you here to blaspheme against the gods, demon boy? ” said Ataba.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You like that word?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean Mar- isgala- egisaga- gol? ” “ Probably. ” “ And she says yes to what? ” “ Your question.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean Mar- isgala- egisaga- gol? ” “ Probably. ” “ And she says yes to what? ” “ Your question.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean real beer? ” “ Well, it ’s like beer.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean you met Death?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You pulled him out of a dark dream. ” “ I did?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You remember I told you they were very keen on showing hands holding things, too? ” she said, and held up the lamp.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You said the ship sailed away? ” said the boy.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You should call me Your Majesty, eh? ” “ And how did you become a king, Mr. Cox? ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You should call me Your Majesty, eh? ” “ And how did you become a king, Mr. Cox? ” said Daphne.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You think I am a man alone?
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You think I have some left? ” “ Certainly.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You think he will come? ” she said.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You want to be able to talk to the ghost girl, right? ” “ Yes, since you ask.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You want to thank the god of Water? ” “ You do n’t have to mean it, and people will feel better, ” said Pilu.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re not going to let him shoot Milo dead, are you? ” “ Yes, I have a plan.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve come to laugh at me in my infirmity, demon boy? ” said Ataba, looking up at him.
ation - Terry Pratchett	“ You?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	A big booming voice?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	A lot of people were standing around in the slightly hopeless why- are- we- here?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	A voice said: “ Who Are You? ” It had an echo, or perhaps two people had said it at almost the same time.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	A ’ we need is a big hat an ’ coat an ’ a coat hanger an ’ a broom handle! ” “ Oh aye? ” said Big Yan.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	After a while Granny said: “ Come back to see your young friends, eh? ” Tiffany took a deep breath.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Agreed?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Ah, thought Tiffany, is this the famous “ dancing around without your drawers on ” that I ’ve heard so much about?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	All gone quiet, has it? ” The question was like a sharp knife in a slice of cake, and arrived so suddenly that Tiffany gasped.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	All of them?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	All right, but what about the watercolors?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	All right, she thought, how am I supposed to deal with this?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Am I right?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	An ’ that ’s the verra hard bit, is it? ” “ And out again? ” said Granny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	An ’ that ’s the verra hard bit, is it? ” “ And out again? ” said Granny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	An ’ we know where that ’ll lead, right? ” “ Aye, ” said Big Yan.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And I ca n’t think of any other way they ’d turn up! ” “ And you think he, um, spoke to you? ” said Petulia, plucking another rose.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And a woman with a squint? ” Tiffany asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And did you hear that I walk around at night in the dark time of the year and reward those who have been good citizens with a purse of silver?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And for Miss Level and Miss Pullunder. ” “ Enjoyed it, did you? ” said Nanny, wrapping her cloak around her.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And get visited by kings and princes?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And have you told anyone —? ” Miss Treason paused and raised a finger to her lips.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And her Second Thoughts said: Oh?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And how comfortable would it be if she found one?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And it ’s all worked out, has n’t it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And made meep noises?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And now the Wintersmith is seeking you. ” “ Why? ” Tiffany managed.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And please do n’t listen at the door. ” “ To a private conversation?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And romance is an area where I can not offer much advice. ” “ Romance? ” said Tiffany, shocked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And telling everyone?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And that any flower planted in your garden blooms black? ” “ Oh, do they say so? ” said Miss Treason, looking delighted.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And that any flower planted in your garden blooms black? ” “ Oh, do they say so? ” said Miss Treason, looking delighted.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And the Cornucopia could work out languages, could n’t it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And the baker said, “ Do n’t you know about that clock of hers?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And the snowflakes?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And then reach down and grab my hand, will you? ” There was some shouting above her and the sound of running feet.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And then there was the usual clamor: “ It ’s ‘ timbers, ’ ye dafty! ” “ Aye?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And then: Was it worth a dance, sheep girl?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And they do say she showed those witches up in the mountains what witchin ’s all about, eh?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And they knew about her?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And what was it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And who would believe that a real witch bought her face from Boffo?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And why are those little purple- gray blurs in the air where you ’d expect to find eyes?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And you should n’t be here either! ” “ Child, will you walk with me? ” said the Wintersmith.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And you ’re going to mess it up. ” “ I just need another day or two to get the hang — ” “ Why?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	And your question, Mister Blinkhorn? ” Tiffany stood up straight.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Annagramma ’s having a fit! ” “ Are you sure? ” “ Positive!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Any minute now, Granny Weatherwax would think Tiffany had gone and would open the door and — “ Forgot something? ” said Granny by her ear.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Anybody, ” said Roland, “ is there anything down here that this sword I ’m carrying could kill? ” “ Ah, no.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Anybody? ” he asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Anybody? ” said Roland as they glided jerkily along.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, what ’s it to you?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Are you mad?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Are you not a goddess in human form? ” The eyes bored into her.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure? ” Rob ventured rather nervously.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure? ” “ Aye.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	At last, when he was really nervous, Tiffany said: “ How did you know where that letter would be? ” She glanced sideways at Daft Wullie.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Be kind but firm — ” “ He wants to marry me! ” “ Good. ” “ Good? ” “ That means he wants to stay friendly.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Because I ’m pretending to be the flower woman? ” “ Because you ’re a girl!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Because it looked good, did n’t it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Besides … you were entertaining. ” “ Oh?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Best not to try it again in here, though, all right? ” “ I do n’t like it at all, ” snapped Granny Weatherwax.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Big Man, are ye?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Billy? ” The gonnagle was chewing the end of his mousepipes while staring at the flakes with a faraway look in his eyes.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Bit of a change, eh?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But Granny Weatherwax wants you to make a mess of all this, do you understand?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But Granny put it about that she was suggesting me, and so everyone saw it as a contest between me and Annagramma, right?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But I did n’t make excuses. ” “ I thought you wanted to help the child? ” “ I ’ll help her to help herself.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But at least Esme ’s seen to it that there ’s no pain. ” “ Because it ’s floating over his shoulder? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But did n’t everyone know she did n’t want to spend her life up here?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But if I ca n’t do this for them, now, what good am I?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But if I had n’t gone, would I still be me?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But is that what life ’s going to be like?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But it had sounded as though two people had said: “ Who are you? ” She pulled her boots back on.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But it was my voice! ” “ How do you think he ’d sound? ” said Petulia.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But it ’s mine! ” “ Do you think I want an argument? ” Granny Weatherwax demanded.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But popular?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But she burst into tears, so I tried Bangle ’s Universal Nostrum on it. ” “ You used that on a pig? ” said Tiffany, shocked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But somehow Rob ’s voice broke into his thoughts, because he said: “ Whut does he ken aboot people?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But that would n’t be interesting enough, would it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But these are n’t those lambs, are they?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But they — “ How do you like them, sheep girl? ” said a voice.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But they ’re on a little pivoty thing, see?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But what are we going to do about Tiffany Aching? ” “ Nothing, Miss Tick.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But what dust?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But you ’ll have to do the watching by yourself. ” “ Sitting up all night with a dead person? ” said Annagramma, and shivered.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But you ’ve got to admit it ’s a corker, all the same, right?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	But … are you sure you want the cottage? ” “ Well, of course!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Can I come in? ” At the kitchen table, over a cup of warming tea, Annagramma revealed all.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Can I do that?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Can you do that? ” “ Of course, Mrs. Ogg, ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Can you play a tune on it? ” asked Nanny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Can you run and hide at the same time?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Chase My Neighbor Up the Passage?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Demons have mams, do they? ” “ Crivens!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Did Annagramma know anything?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Did Marjory J. Boddice know anything about sheep?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Did anyone in the world ever knowingly go out one day and buy an egg slicer?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t the girl Weatherwax tell you all this?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t you learn anything about midwifery? ” “ Mrs.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t you read them? ” “ I think perhaps Mrs. Earwig tidied them away, ” Annagramma said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Did she really get into people ’s minds?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Did you dance out of youth ’s inclination to disobey old age?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Did you go looking for it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Did you go prowling and rummaging? ” said Miss Treason.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Did you know she tried to dance with the Wintersmith?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Did you notice the dead flies? ” “ Yes, ” said Tiffany, glancing up.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Did you really think that space was left there for you?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Did you think at all?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t tell anyone, though. ” “ Why would anyone make up a story like that about themselves? ” Tiffany hesitated.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Do we want to be caught between her and Mrs. Earwig? ” “ Are we doing the right thing or not? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Do we want to be caught between her and Mrs. Earwig? ” “ Are we doing the right thing or not? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Do ye think she wants tae marry the Wintersmith? ” “ The Wintersmith? ” said Rob.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Do ye think she wants tae marry the Wintersmith? ” “ The Wintersmith? ” said Rob.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Do ye? ” By now Feegles were crying and chewing the edges of their kilts in terror.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Do you think the Wintersmith has gone? ” “ He just seemed to vanish — I mean, vanish even more.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Do you want it to find you again?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Do you want to meet it upset again? ” Tiffany thought about that strange face.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Does it matter? ” “ Mrs.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Er … I’m sure he ’s all right, but … keep an eye open for him, will you?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Er … how?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Er … what kind would you like? ” “ What kind?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Er … what kind would you like? ” “ What kind?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Everywhere?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Finally she said: “ Miss Treason, will you get out of my face, please?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Flattered, are you? ” “ No! ” Tiffany looked into Nanny ’s smile.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	For keepin ’ yer legs warm, ye ken? ” “ You mean like legwarmers? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	For keepin ’ yer legs warm, ye ken? ” “ You mean like legwarmers? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	For us …? ” Everything in the room was gray, because the light from the windows was coming through snow.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Ggokyziofvva?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Give him a penny and let ’s go. ” “ Can we get anyone to help if it goes wrong? ” Annagramma asked as they left the ground.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Go and fetch them. ” “ Is this like gambling?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Grapes all over the place, eh?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Green grass and blue skies will do. ” “ What?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Had she ever told Petulia and the others when her birthday was?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Had she planned it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Had the wind spoken?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Had to give ’em a show! ” “ Miss Treason, ” said Tiffany severely, “ did you make up the story about your clock? ” “ Of course I did!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Happy now? ” “ No.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Has he ever seen a girl before? ” “ He must have!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Have n’t you ever seen a witch before? ” she shouted.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Have you any idea how long it takes to whitewash over black?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Have you asked any of the others? ” “ No.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Have you given her anything for it? ” said Granny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Have you got the thingy yet? ” “ The thingy? ” said Tiffany, looking worried.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Have you got the thingy yet? ” “ The thingy? ” said Tiffany, looking worried.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Have you learned nothing, child? ” Child.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Have you looked at it? ” “ I ’ve seen snow before, Mistress Weatherwax, ” said Miss Tick.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	He always comes into our mind when we think about the sea, yes? ” Tiffany looked up at the bearded figure, who gave her a cheerful wave.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	He did n’t need to eat or sleep, so who was it for?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	He looked up defiantly at Granny and added: “ I heard tell the rules can change at any time, right? ” “ Certainly.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	He looks a hundred years old! ” “ A youngster, eh? ” said Miss Treason nastily.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	He said: “ Tasbnlerizwip?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	He should be frightened of you. ” “ Why?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	He ’s no ’ bein ’ a nuisance, is he? ” “ No.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	He ’s taken her. ” “ Where to? ” Hamish steered Morag up in a big wide circle.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Hear anything? ” How could you describe the feeling of being everywhere and everything?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Hear anything? ” How could you describe the feeling of being everywhere and everything?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Hmm. ” “ Is there something wrong? ” “ Well, this clearly appears to be a dream.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How about that?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How are things with the Wintersmith?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How are your feet? ” The Wintersmith was moving through the world without, in any human sense, moving at all.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How are your feet? ” Tiffany, angry and bewildered, stopped with one leg half over the stick.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How can I eat stew when people are looking at watercolors?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How could he sit there and write such things?!!!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How could she describe that wonderful, endless, golden, spinning moment?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How could they know something like that?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How do you know?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How do you like this, sheep girl?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How does it work?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How does my hair look? ” said Miss Treason, frantically winding up her clock.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How does that work?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How d’you like them poisoned apples, huh? ” Boffo works all by itself, Tiffany thought, once you get it started.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How many eyes is she using?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How many of me is she seeing?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How would she know you ’d won?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How ’s the feet? ” “ They feel fine, Nanny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	How ’s your feet? ” Suddenly everyone was interested in her feet.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I am human! ” Really?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t want to be a face that sinks a thousand ships. ” And the frost?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I expect you have to polish ’em, eh?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I just want the truth! ” “ Aye?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I made up most of them! ” “ You made up stories about yourself? ” “ Oh, yes.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I mean aye. ” “ Writted doon? ” “ I ’ve only just thought of — ” Roland stopped.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I mean, look at monkeys, right? ” “ I have no wish to look at monkeys, ” said Miss Tick.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I put right what I put wrong. ” “ One simple mistake?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I quite like doing the medicine stuff. ” “ Good with the herbs, are you? ” “ No.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I really shall have to do something. ” “ This is just another kind of Boffo, right? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I said somethin’ right? ” “ Aye.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I think I ’m owed five minutes of being really unreasonably angry, do n’t you?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I think that ’s sort of why, you see. ” “ But what will we do without her? ” “ I do n’t know.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I thought you would — ” “ Shut up, will you? ” snapped Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I used to be a volcano goddess. ” “ Really? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I wanted to practice with the guards, but my aunts wo n’t let them. ” “ But ye have used a sword before? ” Roland looked embarrassed.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I was entertaining, was I? ” said Tiffany, her eyes narrowing.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I will not let — ” How does it feel to be so helpless, sheep girl?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I would n’t want to get on the wrong side o ’ her! ” “ Right, so no shootin ’ arrows at anyone except Death, right?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll fill you full of fruit?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I ’m very good with the herbs. ” “ Oh, there ’s a bit of swank, eh? ” said Nanny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve still got their catalogue somewhere, if you ’re interested. ” “ Do all witches buy from Boffo? ” asked Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	If ye canna trust a Hero, who can ye trust? ” The cowl regarded Roland for what seemed like a hundred years.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	If you will excuse me? ” “ Of course, Mis — tress Weatherwax.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	In love with her, eh?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	In theory it should be just as easy with a big fire and a field of snow, right?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	In time! ” “ It was n’t a spotted pig, was it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Innards?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Is he all that you hoped for?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Is he here?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Is it now? ” she said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Is it, Daft Wullie? ” said Miss Treason, her voice suddenly sharp.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Is she going to be angry? ” she asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Is she in? ” “ Mrs.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Is she watching me with mice, or insects with dozens of glittery eyes?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Is that no ’ so, gonnagle? ” “ Hmm? ” said Billy, looking upward.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Is that no ’ so, gonnagle? ” “ Hmm? ” said Billy, looking upward.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	It does my heart good tae see a witch so … witchy. ” “ It does, does it? ” said Miss Treason suspiciously.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	It seemed like — “ Do you hear this, you wicked boy? ” Aunt Danuta sounded triumphant.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	It wuz only a dream ship on a dream sea, after a ’. ” “ And a dream iceberg? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s amazing. ” “ Why are you looking at me like that? ” said Annagramma.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s called squeal- and- ham pie. ” “ There ’s nae such thing! ” “ Why not?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s like a clockwork heart, see? ” “ Really? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s like a clockwork heart, see? ” “ Really? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s no ’ a magic sword, see? ” “ Then why am I dragging it along? ” “ ’Cuz ye are a Hero.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s no ’ a magic sword, see? ” “ Then why am I dragging it along? ” “ ’Cuz ye are a Hero.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s not all pretty snowflakes, is it? ” Tiffany held out her hand.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s not hard, if you get your mind right. ” “ Can you teach me? ” “ I just have.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s where folks end up when they ’s lost, ye ken. ” “ What?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Just “ Yes, well … ” okay?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Keep ’em oot! ” “ Why, what do they —?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Kings and princes do n’t come to consult you, do they? ” “ No, but they might, ” said Miss Treason stoutly.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Know what I know?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Let ’s see … I cleaned the fireplace, right?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Like: You think old Mistress Weatherwax is tough?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Listen, child, I told you about the books, did I not?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Listening and learning … how could a blizzard understand things?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Look, I — ” “ What kind of fish? ” “ Er … pike, ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Look, calm down, will you?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	May we share the frosts?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Me?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Miss Level and Miss Pullunder have spoken up for you! ” “ What?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Miss Tick said you just have to be there, but surely you have to do something else?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Miss Treason called out: “ What do we have in the larder that needs eating up? ” Yes, this is going to be a very odd night, Tiffany told herself.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Miss Treason had known all about stories, yes?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Miss Treason had said no, but that had been a long time ago and how could Miss Treason understand?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	More tea? ” “ She is rather our responsibility. ” “ No.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Mr. Spiky the icicle man?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Mrs. Earwig must have told you this? ” “ But a circle of protection — ” “ It draws attention.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	My aunts say — ” “ So how d’ye practice? ” asked Rob in horror.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Nice?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	No one said, “ Not gone bats, then? ” or “ Certainly not!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	No! ” “ Really?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Normally when people met you, they ’d say things like “ How are you? ” Nanny Ogg had just said: “ Come on in.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Not that they care, of course. ” “ Even when I ’m having a … wash? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Nothing that you do n’t need?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Now, where wuz I … Oh, aye … we get the lips an ’ the arms an ’ the feets, okay?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Of course, feet were important, but what did people expect to happen to them?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Of course. ” “ Untangle things? ” “ Sometimes the lambs try to get born backward, ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Ogg? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Oh, a canny beast is the haggis, which makes its burrows in tattie cellars …. ” “ And that ’s the truth?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Oh, and I believe Old Mistress Breathless over in Two Falls used to buy warts from there. ” “ But … why? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Oh, no, you ’ve still got Miss Treason ’s old broom?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Oh, really?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Okay, it is n’t what you ’d expect, but remember that witch last year?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Okay, when she ’d first really met him, he had been a rather useless, rather stupid lump, but what could you expect?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Okay?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	On that basis, please make me a ham sandwich. ” “ Er … you mean …? ” Tiffany began.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	One for every man he ’s knocked out. ” “ Are you talking about human men? ” asked Miss Treason in astonishment.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Only she was too soggy, and got away?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Or Cripple Mr. Onion?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Or perhaps he ’d have frozen you solid? ” said Granny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps he wants to find out what kind of girl was so forward as to dance with him? ” said Miss Treason.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Please? ” Tiffany pleaded.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Ran away screaming after an hour? ” She smiled, not very sympathetically.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Really! ” “ But you are, are n’t you? ” said Nanny, who knew no shame.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Remember the lambing last year?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Remember?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Right … “ Feegles? ” she said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Right?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Right?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	She could turn and run, but that would mean she was, well, turning and running, and why should she do that?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	She feeds him too much. ” “ Really?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	She probably meant that they looked up above the everyday chores and wondered, “ What ’s all this about?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	She really eats spiders? ” she asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	She rubbed up against things when she wanted to be fed, did n’t she?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	She waited until Tiffany was washing out the cup, then said: “ Have you heard the stories about me, child? ” The voice was kindly.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	She was walking on a stage after the play was over, and who now could say it had ever happened?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	She ’d done this before, had n’t she?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	She ’s going to make a mess of it, is n’t she? ” Just for the skin of a moment Miss Tick looked guilty.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	She ’s ours, see?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	She ’s sayin ’ to herself, ‘ Who ’s this hoity- toity young madam steppin ’ into my shoes?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Small humans, why do you do that?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	So that was poker, was it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	So they ’d heard of Miss Treason?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	So when did they shear the sheep?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	So ye know how to fight, do ye? ” “ Yes! ” “ So you ’ll fight monsters tae save the big wee hag?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	So ye know how to fight, do ye? ” “ Yes! ” “ So you ’ll fight monsters tae save the big wee hag?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	So … she could see gods now?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	So?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Sometimes she ’d ask a little question, like “ Why was that? ” or “ And then what happened? ” and off they ’d go again.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Sometimes she ’d ask a little question, like “ Why was that? ” or “ And then what happened? ” and off they ’d go again.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Sort of oblong? ” “ That ’s right, missus, ” said Mr. Hogparsley, pulling at the cork on the bottle.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Sorta. ” “ Sort of?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Suddenly, the Wintersmith is acting so stupid, he might even be a wee bit … human? ” “ What has she got herself into? ” said Miss Tick.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Suddenly, the Wintersmith is acting so stupid, he might even be a wee bit … human? ” “ What has she got herself into? ” said Miss Tick.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Summer rescued from a cave?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Surely he — “ You did n’t fall asleep, did you, Tiffany? ” said Annagramma in what she probably thought was a playful voice.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Surprise her! ” “ You mean the Summer Lady? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Tea brought to your bedside when you were n’t ill?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	That can only lead to trouble. ” But I may be permitted to honor you in snowflakes?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	That does n’t mean he ’s supposed to come looking for me! ” “ Why did you join the dance? ” Miss Treason demanded.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	That feels better, does n’t it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	That was it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	That ’s another page, right? ” “ It is indeed, Rob, ” said Billy Bigchin.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	That ’s from your young man, is it? ” she added, because old women like to know everything, or a little bit more.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	That ’s what ye people think, right? ” “ Oh, aye, mistress, ” said Rob Anybody.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	The Feegles?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	The Morris dance is to welcome the coming of the summer, yes, that ’s — ” “ Are you an infant? ” said Miss Treason.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	The bit that notices little details?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	The horse is just buyin ’ you time, that ’s all. ” “ How much time? ” “ I do n’t know.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	The mice?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	The new Summer? ” “ Never mind me, who are you? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	The new Summer? ” “ Never mind me, who are you? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	The part of you that never stops thinking?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	The people of the Chalk did n’t like witches much, but she was Granny Aching ’s granddaughter, right?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	The ravens?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	The second most important occasion in a sheep farm ’s year and it was n’t worth mentioning?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	The thing was … the fact was … well, who else had they got?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	The truth?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Then the Wintersmith said: How may I serve you, my lady?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Then why do you hide from me?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Then: “ Tell ye what, me an’—ma knee — will go an ’ fetch yer cows for ye, eh? ” said the mysterious figure.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	There is a lot I have to do. ” “ This you choose to do? ” said Granny, still watching.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	There may be strange creatures about. ” “ Go?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	There ’s bubble- and- squeak, right?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	They can never be out at the same time, see?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	They just do. ” “ Has she still got those skulls? ” said Lucy Warbeck, who had her hair piled up on her head with a knife and fork stuck in it.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	They will be dancing tonight. ” “ Who will? ” “ The ravens will not be able to see and the owl will get confused, ” Miss Treason went on.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Think o ’ somethin’ solid, will ye? ” “ Something solid?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Think o ’ somethin’ solid, will ye? ” “ Something solid?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	This is about gods, see?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	This was a sheep farm in the summertime, was n’t it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Three years ago? ” “ Ah, yes, he lived, certainly, but he was left with a very bad stutter, ” said Nanny Ogg.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	To Death?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Um, and get all the fires lit and some tea made, yes?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Verra image conscious. ” “ Do n’t we just … you know, grab her and run? ” said Roland.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Was he supposed to do that? ” “ I was coming to see you and … that ’s the Wintersmith! ” was all that Tiffany could manage at that point.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Was here safe from the Wintersmith?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Was it real or was n’t it? ” “ Oh, aye, ” said the Feegle nervously.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Was it worth a dance?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Was n’t anyone doing any work?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Was n’t he brought up by a couple of vain, scheming, and unpleasant aunts?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Was she safe here from the Wintersmith?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Was that everything?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	We are! ” “ What do you … mean? ” “ Crivens! ” “ Oh, no … ” muttered Tiffany as Feegles erupted from the grass.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	We could check in The Habits of Wolves by Captain W. E. Lightly, ” said Senior Librarian Swinsley, “ or perhaps you could just open the door?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	We ducked her in the river and then tried to burn her alive?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	We mus ’ lay doon oor lives for her if it comes to it. ” “ How can ye do that when ye’re deid already? ” said Miss Treason sharply.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	We shall hold the funeral tomorrow afternoon. ” “ Sorry?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	We ’re going out? ” Tiffany asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	We ’re not going to get them too, are we?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Well, it had to be Annagramma, did n’t it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Well, what had she expected?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Well?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Well?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Were there roses?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What about Summer? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What about chutneys? ” said the vanishing Miss Treason.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What about my feet? ” “ Do they itch?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What about my feet? ” “ Do they itch?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What about pickled onions? ” PICKLES OF ALL SORTS DON’T SEEM TO MAKE IT.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What about them? ” Annagramma took a swig from the mug.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What are you doing? ” “ Writing this down, ” said Tiffany, scribbling in her diary.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What are you?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What could she know?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What could they talk about?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What did he mean, making himself a man?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What did you do before she was here? ” “ She was always here!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What did you do next?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What does a storm know of sorrow?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What does she know about anything?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What else can I expect apart from … well, the feet? ” “ I ’m, er, checking, ” said Miss Tick, still thumbing through the book.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What good is a dance you can only watch?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What happened? ” “ I unspurned ’em.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What happens when you take your boots off? ” “ Nothing!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What have my feet got to do with anything? ” “ We shall find out, ” said Granny, infuriatingly.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What is he after you for? ” she added accusingly.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What is the flexin ’ o ’ the knees? ” “ The dancin ’, ye ken, ” said Rob.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What kind of help would she be around the place?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What next?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What now?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What shall I do? ” “ I do n’t know.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What should I do?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What should she do?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What should she say, what should she say?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What was the time?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What would be the point?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What ’s a good day for Miss Treason?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What ’s down there? ” “ Well, I do n’t think it ’s going to explode, ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What ’s happened to her? ” “ You ’ll be ready for when she needs ye? ” “ Yes!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What ’s happened to her? ” “ You ’ll be ready for when she needs ye? ” “ Yes!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What ’s happened? ” “ We ’ve got cornucopias, ” said Nanny Ogg, “ whatever they are. ” It was later that evening.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What ’s in my head is real to them, right?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	What ’s your name? ” “ Ah’m Rob Anybody, Big Man o ’ the Chalk Hill clan, ” said the one with the rabbit- skull helmet.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	When a huge rock is going to land on your head, they ’re the thoughts that think: Is that an igneous rock, such as granite, or is it sandstone?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	When did she last dance?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	When she saw Tiffany ’s expression, she winked and said: “ I ’ll leave you girls to have a little chat, shall I? ” “ Yes, please, Nanny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	When there are fifteen feet of snow everywhere, how can you clear it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	When they ’d finished, the possibly older boy said hopefully, “ Is there any chance you can take us flying? ” No, said the Wintersmith.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	When you were dancing, did you see anything?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Where are you, Flower Lady?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Where can you clear it to?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Where did you start, apart from banging the girl ’s head on the table until the brain started working?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Where is the Wintersmith, then?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s My Cow?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Who am I?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Who are you? ” The wind made snow fall from the trees nearby.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Who commands the Wintersmith?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Who could live in a place like this?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Who did he think he was, dancing with another girl?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Who ever heard o’a Hero wi’oot a sword? ” Roland tugged the sword out of its scabbard.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Who is here in secret?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Who is watching now from the light?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Who is your big friend, Mr. Billy? ” Billy elbowed Big Yan in the ribs.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Who knew what might happen?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Who knows what got tangled?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Who watched it from the shadows?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Who would have thought a man was made of stuff like chalk and soot and gases and poisons and metals?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d have thought such an ancient book could be so useful?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d make up a thing like this?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d tell ye?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s countin ’? ” he protested.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Whoever writted that book didna stretch himself, in ma opinion. ” “ You mean The ABC? ” said Billy Bigchin.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Whose dream is this?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Whut can she be tae him?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Whut do ye say, Billy?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Whut will he do next?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why are n’t they invisible?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why are you dressed like this? ” the Wintersmith demanded.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why did she think she had to marry either of them?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why do we do it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why do we do it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why had it risen up in his mind now?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why had she just thought about Tiffany Aching?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why is he still interested in me? ” “ Because of the Dance, ” said Granny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why now?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why should I?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why take it on if you could n’t do it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why take it on if you could n’t do it? ” You ’re supposed to be able to deal with it, sheep girl!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why would Granny suggest Tiffany?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why ’d she want tae do that? ” said Rob scornfully.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why, though, had he got a grubby strip of Feegle tartan around him?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why, when I was a girl, a young man nearly threw himself off the Lancre Bridge because I spurned his advances! ” “ He did?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why? ” Lucy rolled her eyes.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Why? ” “ They were skulls.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Will he find me if I reply?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Will that make you happy? ” “ I ’m sure she ’ll be grateful. ” “ I ’m sure she wo n’t be.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Will ye? ” “ The big wee hag? ” “ That ’s Tiffany tae ye. ” “ You mean Tiffany Aching?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Will ye? ” “ The big wee hag? ” “ That ’s Tiffany tae ye. ” “ You mean Tiffany Aching?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Will ye? ” “ The big wee hag? ” “ That ’s Tiffany tae ye. ” “ You mean Tiffany Aching?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Will you tell me?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Winter has to end sometime, right?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Wiswip?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	With ham? ” And they were gone.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Would I have been as strong as my grandmother, or would I just be a cackler?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Would the other girls know?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Would ye be so good as to untie yon rope, Mrs. Ogg? ” Nanny Ogg undid the knot and gave the log a shove with her foot.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Yes, well … Yes, well … what?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	You definitely believed it, just for a moment?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	You get what you chose. ” “ Could n’t I just go and find her and say I ’m sorry —? ” Tiffany began.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	You go off and help your friend if you want, but you ’ve still got to work for me, okay?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	You know her trouble?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	You know that weaving she ’s always doing?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	You know the girl Annagramma Hawkin will be the new witch here?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	You know what they are? ” said Petulia.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	You know, I used to think Annagramma was really clever because she knew a lot of words and could do sparkly spells?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	You mean before you die? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	You must have sat up with the dead and dying before? ” “ Well, yes.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	You okay wi ’ that? ” Roland looked a bit strained, but he said: “ Yes … er, fine. ” “ The ladies expect it, ye ken, ” Rob went on.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	You were hunting the haggis?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve just got to get your mind right. ” “ How do I do that? ” “ How should I know?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve just got to get your mind right. ” “ How do I do that? ” “ How should I know?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	Your young man in the castle? ” said Nanny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ A Good Smoke in Any Weather? ” he said to Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ A copper or two from the lovely lady? ” he wheedled.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ A few coppers for luck, miss? ” said a voice close by, and there was the sound of money being shaken in an ancient hat.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ A man throwin ’ his sword awa ’? ” yelled Rob.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ A real iceberg shaped like me is floating around on the sea? ” said Tiffany in horror.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ A sort of friend? ” I ’m not going into this, Tiffany thought.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Abe reckoned it was tucked in under the fallen willow, you know?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ About that tea? ” said Anoia, sitting down.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Act? ” said Miss Tick.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Against the Wintersmith? ” “ What does he want? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Against the Wintersmith? ” “ What does he want? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Ah, well, right, well, human is kind of like animal, right?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Ah?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ All right, ” she said, “ what just happened?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Am I in trouble? ” she asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ An Explanation? ” he said, shifting uneasily.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ An ’ did ye no ’ think tae bring four pennies? ” “ The book just said the dead take two, ” said Roland.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ An ’ is that a big heroic book to read? ” said Rob, running on the spot.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ An ’ the other two of you … I mean, twa ’ o ’ ye? ” said Miss Treason.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ An ’ this one is a lot harder than Abker, right? ” he said, when he ’d done the circuit.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And frightened of him? ” “ Yes. ” “ Well, the poor thing has n’t quite got it right yet.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And has Becky been found? ” she said, turning to the people.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And see me? ” “ Yes! ” Tiffany snarled.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And the Summer Lady gets the credit? ” “ I think she just has to exist for it to happen, really, ” said Miss Tick.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And the demon in the cellar? ” “ So they say.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And the one about me having a cow ’s tail? ” “ A cow ’s tail?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And the one about me having a cow ’s tail? ” “ A cow ’s tail?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And the rest of the world will stay in winter? ” “ No, there are some latitudes that never feel my frost, ” said the Wintersmith.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And the spiders?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And then we run for it? ” said Roland hopefully.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And what about the real Summer Lady?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And what about these cherubs?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And what is it you ’ve worked out then? ” This was going to get difficult.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And why did you decide you wanted a ring? ” said Granny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And you are the sheep- girl who would be me? ” There was a hiss to the words.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And you eat spiders?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And your father? ” she asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ And — ” “ Aye?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Any news of the boy, then? ” she said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Any one o ’ youse mudlins want to be the one who dares tae do the Explainin ’? ” He looked around.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Anything else? ” “ Er, yes.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyway, what ’s the worst she could do to us? ” Petulia gave a short laugh with no humor in it at all.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyway, you ’ve sat up with the dead and dying, have n’t you? ” “ Oh, yes.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are there any Feegles in here? ” “ Ach, no, ” said a voice from under the bed.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are we going to the villages? ” Tiffany yelled above the din.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are ye afraid? ” “ No, mistress.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are ye all ready? ” said Rob Anybody.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are ye goin’ somewhere nice? ” “ But … but … you ca n’t die! ” Tiffany burst out.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are ye sure ye’re no ’ afraid o ’ me, Mr. Billy Bigchin? ” “ No, mistress.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right down there?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right there? ” “ Was one of them about what she can do with her thumbnail? ” asked Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right there? ” “ Was one of them about what she can do with her thumbnail? ” asked Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you fighting in there? ” “ No, I ’m writing a flute sonata! ” shouted Roland.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you frightened to go into the Underworld, Rob Anybody? ” “ Me?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you frightened to go into the Underworld, Rob Anybody? ” “ Me?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you going to come with me? ” she asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you going to tell the others? ” “ No.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you me too? ” Tiffany asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you sure about this, Miss Treason? ” she said, trying to push the door shut.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you sure, jiggit? ” he asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you? ” “ Remember whom you are talking to, please! ” “ I ’m talking to you, Miss Tick!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ As I believes you know? ” “ Why, yes.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Aye, is it like how wee babbies are made? ” asked Daft Wullie.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Aye?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Aye? ” “ Why am I sitting next to a blue cheese with a bit of tartan wrapped around it? ” “ Ah, that ’d be Horace, ” said Rob Anybody.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Aye? ” “ Why am I sitting next to a blue cheese with a bit of tartan wrapped around it? ” “ Ah, that ’d be Horace, ” said Rob Anybody.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Be where? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Because of what you did to the Wintersmith?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Because ye believe ye’re deid already, do ye no ’?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Besides, what ’s time to an elemental? ” Nanny chattered.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Between Summer and Winter?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Billy? ” said Rob.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Blush, grunt, mumble, wibble?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ But does it do beer? ” “ Beer? ” said Tiffany, without thinking.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ But does it do beer? ” “ Beer? ” said Tiffany, without thinking.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ But how has he found her? ” Miss Treason demanded.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ But not having a sword should make me more heroic, right? ” said Roland, as the rest of the Feegles trotted after them.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ But the other name for it is The Horn of Plenty. ” “ A horn?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ But we know he ’s wrong, do n’t we? ” “ Er … not quite as wrong as we ’d like, ” said Miss Tick.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ But who does like witches until they need one, Mistress Weatherwax? ” said Tiffany sweetly.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ But you do n’t do those things the stories say you do, do you?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ But you see what I mean?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I have it for supper?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I keep him?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I see? ” He read: Oh dear, the Feegles have turned up again.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Can ye bring to mind when it was I told ye that sometimes ye say exactly the right thing? ” Daft Wullie looked baffled.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Can ye play one, mister? ” “ My aunts have a piano, ” said Roland doubtfully.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you feel anything? ” asked Miss Tick.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you get a little kitten out of here? ” she asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you lend me a shovel, then? ” “ Annagramma!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you manage to do even that? ” Witches did n’t need to slap the stupid, not when they had a sharp tongue that was always ready.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you play poker? ” Miss Treason asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Cooked and delivered. ” “ Are you sure she ’s going to die? ” said the butcher, uncertainty clouding his face.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Could n’t disappoint them, eh?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Crivens, get on wi ’ it, will ye? ” Roland leaned forward and pecked the sleeping cheek.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Crivens, ye never said there wuz gon na be countin ’! ” “ Did n’t I?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Daft Wullie? ” he said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Daft Wullie? ” said Rob Anybody with icy patience.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Did anyone say there was going to be one? ” said Nanny innocently.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n’t anyone tell you that witches have forewarning when they ’re going to die?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you have a lot of snow last night?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you hear that? ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you see the Wintersmith? ” “ Well … no, ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you see the roses? ” asked Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Didja hear what the fat girl said? ” “ Aye, but pigs are no ’ that interestin ’. ” “ Oh, I dinna ken aboot that.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Dija see dem bigjob skulls?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you know it ’s wrong to read other people ’s letters? ” she demanded.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you remember?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you think that child has enough to cope with? ” Granny Weatherwax smiled briefly.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Do we get meals on this flight? ” said Big Yan.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you believe in this stuff, Mrs. Carter? ” The woman suddenly looked flustered.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know how you managed that? ” asked Granny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know what human is? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know what that is? ” “ It means ‘ vibrating with, ’ ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think it ’s your Wintersmith? ” “ He ’s not mine!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you understand, child? ” Tiffany ’s mind raced.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Does it say on my face I want an argument?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Does she still do that? ” Tiffany sighed.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Does that hurt a lot? ” said Miss Treason, leaning forward.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Eleven! ” “ Whut?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Er … where is she now? ” she asked as she tied the laces.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Er … would you accept a wee bittie lie? ” Rob said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Er, that you have a demon in the cellar? ” Tiffany answered, her mind still full of puzzles.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Everyone around there is literally frightened out of their lives! ” “ Um, what ’s going to happen to you? ” said Petulia to Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Feegles? ” she said to the room in general.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Feelin ’ it? ” “ Yes! ” The warmth died away.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Fertile Feet? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Get me one too, then, will you? ” said Nanny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Getting in the way of shipping? ” “ Aye.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Got any tea? ” “ But I did n’t call on anyone! ” “ You did, ” said Anoia, blowing more sparks.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Got somethin’ a wee bit tougher? ” The gonnagle looked at the stack of battered books the Feegles had, in various ways, collected.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Got tae be worth a penny, eh?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Ha ’ we got weeks, Rob? ” Rob Anybody shrugged.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Ha ’ ye never fought against a real person, mister? ” “ No.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Have they gone? ” she inquired.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you heard anything? ” she demanded.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you no brains at all, child? ” “ Ah dunno if anyone is interested, ” said Rob Anybody, “ but I think yon Wintersmith has offskied.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ He did n’t say who she — if she looked like, you know … anyone? ” said Tiffany, trying to sound nonchalant.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ He told me, Rob. ” “ Aye? ” said Rob, and shrugged.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ He works for a farmer, all right? ” said Annagramma quickly, and then looked shocked at her own words.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ He wouldna ha ’ seen him, noo, would he?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ He ’s a boy. ” “ What? ” “ A boy.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ He ’s got yer nose just right, eh? ” “ Just stop it!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey, did any of you hear what happened to the new girl who started with Miss Tumult?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ How can you be a witch if you do n’t know this stuff? ” It was the same everywhere else.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ How can you dance and not mean it? ” “ She ’s young.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you find me? ” she said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you find out?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you work that out? ” Granny asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ How do I do that? ” “ I do n’t know, but I suspect that happens anyway, ” said Miss Tick.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ How do you fight the bogles? ” he panted when the Feegle army jogged through the caves.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ How does a sheep- girl know that? ” “ I have a dictionary, ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ How does it work? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ How many o ’ them pagey things would that be? ” he said hoarsely.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ How much do I weigh now, pray? ” she asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ How much do you weigh, miss? ” “ Two ounces, ” said Miss Tick.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ How ’re ye doin’? ” OH NO, NOT YOU PEOPLE AGAIN, said the dark figure in a voice that was not so much heard as felt.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ How ’s the Plan goin’, Mister Hero? ” asked Rob Anybody quietly as he climbed down from the boy ’s helmet.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Huh? ” he said, opening his eyes.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Huh? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Human teeth? ” “ Aye, mistress.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I am here, are n’t I? ” she said, feeling dizzy.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I can make them human! ” “ Iron enough to make a nail? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I can see nothing. ” “ Er … what were you expecting to see? ” Tiffany ventured.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I got no sleep at all last night! ” “ Do they knock?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I hope I find you well, Mistress Weatherwax? ” she said, hurrying to keep up.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I hopes I sees you in good health? ” “ I keep well, Miss Weatherwax. ” Annagramma shut her eyes.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I know I — where has the mustard gone? ” MUSTARD IS ALWAYS TRICKY, said Death as they began to fade.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean a big fire, do you understand?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, it ’s like a spiral, growing smaller at the end, right?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I must say, though, that I suspect that neither of them has jousted much in the lists of love. ” “ Lists of love? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I said is n’t that right, Bill? ” Nanny repeated, raising her voice.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I said the big wee hag can we d who she wants, right? ” Billy was staring at the snowflake.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I still am. ” “ What have you got in that basket? ” Granny said now, which was unusually rude.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I was just tryin ’ to point out the silver lining, that ’s all. ” “ Someone please tell me what is happening to me? ” Tiffany wailed.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I was thinking about Tiffany Aching. ” “ What? ” said Miss Tick.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I will need to use your eyes. ” “ Who will be dancing, Miss Treason? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ll try not to, ” she said darkly, and added: “ Is it … hard, being a goddess? ” “ It has its good days, ” said Anoia.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ve heard them boasting about her up at the pig market in Lancre. ” “ They boast? ” “ Oh, yes.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ve worked it out. ” “ Worked it out, have you?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ I … well, your mind comes up with all kinds of things when you ’re not paying attention, does n’t it? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ If she wants to see what you can do, show her what you can do, Tiff, eh?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Ill?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ In a tree?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Influences? ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Inside the sheep?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Iron? ” she said, taking the ring off her finger and dropping it into the hat.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Is Mrs. Ogg ill? ” asked Tiffany, looking everywhere for her socks.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it all over now? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it me doing this? ” asked Tiffany nervously.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Is n’t he just a story?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Is n’t that —? ” “ It means Nanny Ogg ’s Place, ” said Granny, as Feegles dropped off the broomstick.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that him again? ” she asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that mah coo?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that what you were going to say? ” “ Er, no, ” Tiffany lied.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there a problem? ” “ Hmm?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there a problem? ” “ Hmm?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there a recipe? ” “ No, but there may be something in Superflua Raven ’s book Cooking in Dire Straits.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Is this a warning? ” Tiffany shouted.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Is this going to be the talk about sex? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ It contains … er … things. ” “ What sort of things? ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ It is down there, is n’t it? ” You want it to be, Tiffany thought.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ It looks nice — ” “ Nice?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s Ped Fecundis, then? ” Granny nodded at Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s a brown and white squiggle?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s all about balance, do you see?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s amazing what Esme Weatherwax can make people imagine! ” “ Like traps for Death? ” “ Oh, yes.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s the only way. ” “ And a woman came to see me with a sick pig! ” “ What did you do about it? ” “ I told her I do n’t do pigs!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s ‘ Water enough to drown a dog, Sulfur enough to stop the fleas. ’ It ’s ‘ Poison enough to kill a cow. ’ ” What is this?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Jam?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Just a wee peck on the cheek, okay?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Just that?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Let ’s have another go, shall we?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Like him, do you?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Like what? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, I ’m sorry about — ” “ Poo, what ’s a floorboard more or less? ” said Nanny Ogg.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, can you take that around for me, please?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, were we in a shipwreck last night? ” “ Oh, aye.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Magic is mostly movin ’ stuff around. ” “ Can I learn that? ” “ I daresay.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Magick, is it? ” She always stuck a K on the end of any magic she disapproved of.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Maybe the others can … help out? ” “ I do n’t want them to know! ” Panic cut curves on Annagramma ’s face.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Meant? ” said the Wintersmith, looking astonished.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Miss Treason did n’t say who ’ll take over the cottage, by any chance? ” she added, as if she ’d only just thought of the question.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Miss Treason? ” MISS EUMENIDES TREASON, AGED ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Miss Treason? ” MISS EUMENIDES TREASON, AGED ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Miss Treason? ” said Tiffany, nudging her.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Miss Treason? ” she whispered.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Miss what? ” she panted.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Mistress Weatherwax helped you make the special traps and arrows, ai n’t that right, Bill? ” “ Traps? ” whispered Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Mistress Weatherwax helped you make the special traps and arrows, ai n’t that right, Bill? ” “ Traps? ” whispered Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Mmm … what ’s a Tuesday? ” Tiffany woke up for the third time and was grabbed and pulled upright.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Mmmmmiss Trrreason ’s Skkkkulls! ” “ Yes?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Most bigjob men get married. ” “ They do? ” said a Feegle in astonishment.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ My aunts?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ My feet?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ No mustard?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ No relishes in the next world?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ No, I reckon that ’s enough for today, eh? ” Roland glanced up at the little barred window, high in the wall.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Noo that ye mention it, Rob, I dinna recall ye ever sayin ’ that, ever. ” “ Aye? ” said Rob.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Not even a hint? ” “ No. ” “ She did n’t say it was going to be you, did she? ” said Annagramma sharply.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Not even a hint? ” “ No. ” “ She did n’t say it was going to be you, did she? ” said Annagramma sharply.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Not even for one tiny little second? ” “ What? ” said Tiffany, glaring at the wall.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Not even for one tiny little second? ” “ What? ” said Tiffany, glaring at the wall.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Nothing written down, anyway. ” “ How do you know that? ” Annagramma snapped.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Now, have you ever heard of Boffo? ” “ What is this Boffo?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Now, have you ever heard of Boffo? ” “ What is this Boffo?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh aye? ” he growled.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh yes? ” she said under her breath.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, aye. ” “ They want tae get married? ” “ A lot o ’ them do, aye, ” said Billy.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, aye?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, how could you say that? ” said Annagramma, as his footsteps creaked down.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, you ’re after butter now, are you, Horace? ” said Tiffany, picking up the dairy broom.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Ol’ Frosty. ” “ Him? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Onions? ” said Granny Weatherwax scornfully.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Ouch. ” “ What happened? ” said Petulia.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Our little blue friends? ” said Miss Treason, raising her eyebrows.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” said Mr. Swinsley.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” “ Poker.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Passengers? ” Tiffany whispered in horror.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ People might get hurt. ” “ Well, that would n’t be our fault, would it? ” said Petulia, dosing another pig.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Perhaps she ’s got stuck? ” said Nanny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Perhaps we could even tell people that you girls are coming to me to learn things? ” said Annagramma hopefully.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Poetry! ” Am I going to get into trouble about this?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Put the kettle on again, will you?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Ready? ” said Granny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Really?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Really?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Really? ” said Granny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Remember?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Roland?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Run up a high mountain? ” “ Nae problemo! ” “ Read a book to the very end to save your big wee hag? ” “ Oh, aye. ” Rob stopped.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Run up a high mountain? ” “ Nae problemo! ” “ Read a book to the very end to save your big wee hag? ” “ Oh, aye. ” Rob stopped.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Says here no animals, birds, dragons, or fish! ” “ And which one of them do you think I am? ” asked Miss Tick icily.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Sex? ” she said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Shall I have another go? ” “ No!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Shall we hide under the kitchen table? ” said Nanny as Tiffany tried to brush mud and cabbage off her dress.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ She ’s very exclusive. ” “ And she does n’t go around the villages much, does she? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Should n’t have, eh? ” said Nanny, her face blank.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Show yourself, ” she quavered, “ or — ” What?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Silver or gold, maybe? ” Sometimes, Tiffany thought, you just know how it all should go ….
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Six? ” said Roland.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Skulls, eh? ” “ There are some very disturbing stories, ” said Mrs. Earwig, watching Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ So the Wintersmith is a kind of god? ” she said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ So why did ye just do it? ” “ Sorry, Rob.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ So … I’m not a goddess? ” she said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ So, ” said Miss Treason, “ you know about Boffo, do you? ” “ Yes, ” said Tiffany, breathing heavily.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Someone else ’s watercolors? ” “ Yes! ” “ Men!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Sounds like they ’re getting a bit frisky. ” “ Frisky? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Tell me, Annagramma, have you ever worked with any other witch? ” “ No, I ’ve always been with Mrs. Earwig.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ That wasna so bad, aye? ” Roland blinked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s all right though, aye?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s no way to treat a respectable woman who brings you your meals, is it?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s right. ” “ And then he did something sort of … silly. ” “ What? ” “ The snowflakes, ” said Petulia helpfully.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s the Wintersmith?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ That?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ The Plan is: We ’ll find her a book aboot Romancin ’. ” “ An ’ how will we find this book, Rob? ” asked Billy Bigchin uncertainly.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ The art o ’ readin ’ is all aboot understandin ’ whut the wurds is tryin ’ tae say, right? ” said Rob.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ The dance, of course! ” “ Is n’t it too early for that? ” “ Not up here.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Them? ” she whispered to herself.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Then what did you mean?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’s a ferryman, right? ” YES.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’s a goddess just for that? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ They are flashes of light? ” “ Ach, that one was a long way away, ” said Rob.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ They know it ’s just a word. ” “ You know what I think? ” said Nanny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ They look just like any ordin — ” she began, and then stopped, and then said, “ Oh, no … this must be a trick! ” “ Aye?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ They ’re watching all the time? ” she said, aghast.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Thinking of marrying him, are you? ” Do n’t lie, her Third Thoughts insisted.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ This is Mr. Hogparsley, Tiff … Tiff? ” She snapped her fingers in front of Tiffany ’s eyes.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ This is your Baron who does n’t like witches? ” said Granny, her gaze going from face to face in the crowd.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Those little devils ca n’t half run, eh? ” said Nanny Ogg, ambling into the room.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Three big dogs? ” said Roland.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Tiffany?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Try not to shoot her, all right?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Two voices?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Um … you will be all right, will you? ” she said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Um, was it the frog? ” Petulia asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Want? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Was that supposed to happen? ” Roland said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Was that supposed to happen? ” he asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ We have tae be canny aboot this. ” “ Canny? ” “ Like … careful, ” said Rob helpfully.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ We just have to tell her the truth. ” “ You think I ’m turning into a … a goddess? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ We must move! ” “ Is he going to come back? ” asked Tiffany, struggling to tie the sack and old suitcase onto the bristles.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ We will finish the Dance now? ” he said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ We ’re no ’ leavin ’! ” WHAT?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ We ’ve got to stop this ship from hitting that iceberg! ” “ Just that?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, I think we should get indoors now, yes?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, am I? ” she said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What about them? ” she said, as Nanny Ogg hurried in from the kitchen with a hot drink.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What am I looking for? ” she muttered.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What are we looking for? ” asked Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you all staring at?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you doing in there, child? ” said a muffled voice peevishly.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you talking about? ” asked Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What day is this? ” “ Tuesday, ” said Granny Weatherwax.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you do that for? ” “ You ’re clever — you guess! ” “ Oh, I forgot … your father is a shepherd … ” “ Good!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you do with them? ” she gasped, cocoa dribbling down her chin.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you know about this, my girl? ” “ Well, you see, they kept asking when — ” “ Fetch my skulls!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you want? ” You for my bride, said the Wintersmith.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What does that mean? ” said Tiffany, staring at the picture.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened in that moment? ” Granny Weatherwax went on, unstoppably.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it you want? ” asked the Summer Lady.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What shall I do? ” “ Um … do you need to do anything? ” said Petulia.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What shall I do? ” “ Um … do you need to do anything? ” said Petulia.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What time is it? ” she managed.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What was it, Mum? ” he panted.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What was that about choosing? ” he said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What was that? ” he asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What was the important thing? ” said Miss Tick.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What we ’ve got here, ” Rob Anybody pronounced, “ is a case o ’ Romance. ” “ What ’s that, Rob? ” asked a Feegle.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What will your young man say about it, I wonder? ” “ What young man is that, Miss Treason? ” said Tiffany, as stonily as she could manage.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What will your young man say about it, I wonder? ” “ What young man is that, Miss Treason? ” said Tiffany, as stonily as she could manage.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s a corbie? ” “ It ’s like a big ol’ crow that hangs around waitin ’ for someone tae die, ” said Billy Bigchin.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s your real shape? ” Tiffany asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What … what did you do to him? ” she managed.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” Annagramma instinctively drew herself up.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” he said, as if waking up.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Miss Treason.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” snapped Granny, who was now pacing up and down in front of the fire.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ It ’s all he can say! ” said her Third Thoughts, grabbing the wheel.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ When did you last sleep in a bed? ” said a wavering, shadowy figure.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Whenever one or other of them gets drunk, they argue about that cow. ” “ What am I supposed to do about it? ” “ Nod and smile.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are your manners, child? ” said Miss Treason.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Where does all that stuff come from, eh?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Where have you been, you naughty bo — cheese?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Where is your power?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s mah coo? ” he read.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Which? ” Tiffany insisted.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are you, and what are you doing in Mrs. Ogg ’s kitchen? ” Tiffany said sharply.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are you? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Who can tell? ” he said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Who does he think he is, daring to talk to you?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Who dug —? ” “ Our blue friends, ” said Miss Treason.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Whom will you put in there? ” asked Miss Tick, because she liked to be first with the news.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Whut aboot it? ” said Rob Anybody as the log began to speed up.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Whut?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do n’t we all sing it? ” said Daft Wullie.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do n’t you come back to the cottage and work for me? ” “ No.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do you look like me? ” The Summer Lady sat down on the turf.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do you say that? ” said Miss Tick.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not? ” she said stoutly.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Why start by lying? ” “ Oh, the lie wuz goin’ tae be a lot more interestin ’, ” said Rob Anybody.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” said the coachman.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Wi ’ wurds on both sides? ” “ Yes, indeed.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Will she listen? ” whispered Annagramma.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Will ye no ’ look at this?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Will you promise me that you ’ll go home?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Wondering if lover boy is goin’ to drop in? ” she said with a big grin.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Would you like me to forget you just said that? ” she asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Ye have a Plan? ” said Rob.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ Please?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ Please?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ Ye’re Nac Mac Feegles, right?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You are Summer, are n’t you? ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You are the Summer Lady, are n’t you? ” she asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You are, are n’t you?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You are, are n’t you?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You asked her?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You can hear me? ” she said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You can move it out of the body? ” Crash!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You dare? ” “ Are you all right, miss? ” said the man.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You dare? ” “ Are you all right, miss? ” said the man.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You did this for Miss Treason? ” asked Nanny as they stepped out.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You have n’t been hexperimenting* on that poor kitten, have you? ” “ I would n’t dream of such a thing, ” said Granny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You know Granny Weatherwax wo n’t be happy about this?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You know about me? ” she asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean in your head? ” she asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean like … the Wintersmith? ” said Annagramma.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You old devil, ai n’t you dead yet? ” said Nanny.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You see how I learn? ” said the Wintersmith.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You sure you know what you ’re doing, Esme? ” said Nanny Ogg, reaching for a cushion to throw.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You think he ’ll harm other people? ” she asked.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You think you need it to be a witch? ” “ Yes! ” “ A witch needs no devices! ” “ You ’ve used shambles! ” “ Used, yes!
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You took the heat out of the tea and moved it through you to me, yes? ” “ Yes, but it never touched me, ” said Granny triumphantly.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You tried? ” “ I practiced with my thumbnail on a big ham this morning, if that ’s what you mean, ” said Tiffany.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You were? ” “ Aye.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You whut? ” said the Feegle, as if this were some strange and dangerous idea.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re not from around here, are you? ” “ No, ” said Tiffany, and thought: I lived here for months, Mrs. Carter, and I saw you most days.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re not going to eat those, are you, Gytha? ” she said accusingly.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re not just a human, are you …? ” She squinted oddly for a moment and then said, “ Oh, you ’re her.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re really not interested? ” said Annagramma uncertainly.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re trying to take the cottage away from me, are n’t you? ” Annagramma was nearly crying.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve ridden on a seesaw?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ You? ” said the not- Tiffany, as if the idea were amusing.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ — leave you like this? ” she said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ — only a tree, do you understand?
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ ‘ Row, Row, Row Yer Boat ’? ” Daft Wullie suggested.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ ‘ The Dacne of the Sneasos ’? ” she said.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ ’ Scuse me? ” said Rob Anybody.
Wintersmith (ta3) - Terry Pratchett	“ … And, er, if you could … er, magic it away, uh, or something?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	++) Lit: “ All correctly beamed and propped? ”[ 9] Evening, all.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Well? ” The sergeant hopped from one foot to the other.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What are we going to do, Sergeant? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What? ” “.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Yes? ” said Vimes encouragingly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	A book has been taken?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	A month? ” He stared at the Patrician ’s stony expression.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	A number of questions pressed for attention, such as: where does it keep its money?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	A real dragon? ” The Supreme Grand Master ’s eyes rolled in the privacy of his hood.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	A?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	After a while he shifted his weight uneasily and said, “ I ’ve fought of a problem, ” “ Wassat, Sarge? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	After all, where else was there?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	After further consideration he added two more question marks:??
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	After further consideration he added two more question marks:??
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Air to the throne. ” “ What throne? ” “ The throne of Ankh. ” “ What throne of Ankh? ” “ You know.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Air to the throne. ” “ What throne? ” “ The throne of Ankh. ” “ What throne of Ankh? ” “ You know.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	All right?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Although, Nobby, I ’ve told you before it is not right to- “ “ And where ’s the spot, like? ” “ Oh, a different place on each dragon.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Always comes down here for a nightcap of an evening. ” “ And people do n’t object? ” “ Why should they? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Always comes down here for a nightcap of an evening. ” “ And people do n’t object? ” “ Why should they? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	An age when- yes, Brother Watchtower? ” A bulky robed figure lowered its hand.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	And do come down heavily on any silly rumours about dragons, right? ” “ Yes, sir, ” said Captain Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	And fighting? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	And have the windows been fastened with the Red Cords of Intellect, in accordance with ancient prescription?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	And his skin looks all shiny. ” “ What ’s the right temperature for a dragon? ” said Colon.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	And how long have we known each other, Sham? ” said Vimes, with terrible kindness.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	And it ’s deep, is it? ” “ Very deep, I ’ve heard. ” “ I ’ll take your word for it.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	And shiny blobs of fat? ” “ Ca n’t remember when I last addressed the crust on a bowl of dripping, ” mused Nobby, in a gastronomic heaven.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	And the Trouser of Sanctity, has anyone bothered to shrive it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	And under his breath he said, “ Any of them get out? ”   .
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	And what is a flying lizard doing with great big scales on its back?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	And who was to say that, somewhere in the millions of other possible universes, it might not have worked?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	And, after all, what was the point in being the gang leader?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Any more knowlessmen happened to drop in on their way somewhere else? ” he added with bitter sarcasm.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Any of them get out, Wonse? ” Wonse waved a hand in what he might have thought was a nonchalant way.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Any of you still got a sword? ” “ You can use mine, Captain, ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Anyone remember Nersh the Lunatic?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, what was there to be afraid of?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Apart from Errol? ” “ Well, er, ” said the sergeant, looking at the other two.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Are n’t you ashamed? ” One hundred bone- hard jaws dropped.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Are there, the consciousness wants to know, going to be grapes?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Are there? ” “ What?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Are there? ” “ What?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Are you all here?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Are you decent? ” Lady Ramkin boomed cheerfully.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Armour?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Arranging that fight with the dragon and everything, getting it all off right, that was something, was n’t it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Art all here who Art Here?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	As many as you want. ” “ What do you mean, as many as I want? ” “ I would hope it ’s self- explanatory, Brother Watch- tower.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	At night, I mean. ” “ Oh?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Belongs to Lance- constable Carrot, sir. ” “ Lance-? ” “ Me, sir, your graciousness, ” said Carrot, saluting.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Bitch. ” “ Why do n’t you fi- what? ” “ It ’s a member of the female gender, ” explained Lady Ramkin.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Bough?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Brother Plasterer?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Brother Plasterer? ” “ I said yes, Supreme Grand Master, “ whispered Brother Plasterer.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Brother Watchtower? ” Brother Watchtower swallowed.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	But I shall expect progress by tonight, do you understand? ” Now why did I wonder if it has a lair?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	But I shall expect progress by tonight, do you understand? ” Now why did I wonder if it has a lair?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	But if he did n’t have a drink, what would he do?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	But just sort it out, will you? ” The Patrician smiled to himself.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	But that does n’t matter, does it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	But then, what does?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	But there is a little help you can give me. ” “ Oook? ” “ Well, this is a magical library, right?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	But there is a little help you can give me. ” “ Oook? ” “ Well, this is a magical library, right?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	But this is n’t the same thing, is it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	But what games, and why, and the identities of the actual pawns, and what the game is, and what the rules are- who knows?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	But where did you start looking for a bloody great dragon in a city of a million people?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	But, just out of interest, how far down is it, d’you think? ” said Colon.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Butifyoufallinlove- withher, then, then, then shekicksyouinnateeth- “ “ ‘s woman? ” said Colon.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	By order. ” “ Whose? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Can I shout hurrah again? ” “ If you like, ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Can they talk? ” “ They ’re apparently good at it, my lord. ” “ Ah.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Captain Vimes, was it? ” Vimes was at a loss.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Carrot, you called him? ” “ Yes, sir. ” “ Keen fellow.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Carrot? ” he said, slightly out of breath.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Carrot? ” “ But we do n’t do things like that! ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Catch ‘ em doing a job of honest toil? ” “ Like thieving, you mean? ” said Brother Watch- tower, who had never liked Brother Fingers much.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Catch ‘ em doing a job of honest toil? ” “ Like thieving, you mean? ” said Brother Watch- tower, who had never liked Brother Fingers much.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	City guard, maybe?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Could be one of them, could n’t it? ” “ Yeah. ” “ S’right. ” “ QED.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Could we get it to stay here long enough to burn down, for example, any oppressive vegetable shops? ” Ah.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Did I suffer much? ” NO.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Did he? ” “ And he said something else, ” she said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Did he? ” “ Ca n’t we do something for the poor man? ” said Lady Ramkin.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Did he? ” “ Ca n’t we do something for the poor man? ” said Lady Ramkin.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Did you look at the door? ” “ Of course I did, ” said Vimes, and added, “ sir.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Did you see it? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Do any of them look sixty feet long?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Do they? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Do we know what bits? ” “ Look, this is getting silly, ” said the first speaker.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Do we? ” “ No, sir, “ Vimes muttered.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Do you know Brenda? ” “ Er, no, ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Do you know anything about mating? ” it boomed.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Do you see it? ” Carrot glanced at the arrowhead.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Do you think you ’d be suitable for another posting, then?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand, Brothers? ” Brother Plasterer shuffled a foot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand? ” Vimes saluted.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Do you want to live for ever? ” “ Dunno.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	End of dragon. ” “ Wo n’t people be a bit suspicious? ” said Brother Plasterer.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Every time it takes to the air he just sits there whining. ” “ And does n’t explode? ” “ Not that we ’ve noticed.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Everyone here?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Fifty thousand dollars?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Fingers?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Fingers?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	First, it ’s the wages. ” “ The wages? ” said Lord Vetinari.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Fo- “ “ Oook! ” “ The?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Fro- Of?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	From this dross he was going to forge an Age of Rationality?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Funny old world, ai n’t it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Give me your badge. ” “ Huh? ” Wonse held out his hand.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Give this dwarf a short lesson in what it means to be a guard, all right? ” “ Haha, “ said Vimes dutifully.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Got a light, Sarge? ” “ That was right, was n’t it, sir? ” said Carrot anxiously.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Got a light, Sarge? ” “ That was right, was n’t it, sir? ” said Carrot anxiously.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Got a mean right knee, so she has. ” “ Anyone we know? ” said Colon.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Got it out of a museum, did you? ” “ No.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Got to get the old bunting out, have n’t we? ” Nobby gave the dripping finery a jaundiced look.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Great big scales and wings? ” “ Yes. ” “ Breath like a blast furnace. ” “ Yes. ” “ Them big claw things on its feet? ” “ Talons?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Great big scales and wings? ” “ Yes. ” “ Breath like a blast furnace. ” “ Yes. ” “ Them big claw things on its feet? ” “ Talons?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Great big scales and wings? ” “ Yes. ” “ Breath like a blast furnace. ” “ Yes. ” “ Them big claw things on its feet? ” “ Talons?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Had he ever, come to think of it, ever slept at all in all his life?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Hand?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Has n’t it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Have you seen anything of Minty lately?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	He contented himself with, “ Is that wise, Captain? ” “ Of course it is n’t.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	He pulled the pen and ink towards him and, in a slow round hand, added: Itym: Can a draggon be destroyed into utterlye noe- thinge?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	He said, “ Can you see anything odd about the top of the tower? ” Colon stared up for a while, and then laughed nervously.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	He thought for a while, and continued: Itym: Whyfore did it Explode that noone may find It, search they greatly?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	He ’s just doing it to impress? ” “ ‘ S’not his fault, ” said Colon, materialising behind them.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Hit a dragon in its voonerables, he said, and you ’ve killed it. ” “ Like kicking it in the wossnames? ” said Nobby, interestedly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Hmm?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Hmm? ” Someone nudged the Archchancellor of Unseen University, who had nodded off.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Hmm? ” “ Well, we were sort of- “ The Supreme Grand Master spun on his heel.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Homo sapiens?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	How can it walk out of an alley it did n’t go into?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	How could you kill one of these?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	How did you start?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	How do swamp dragons manage it? ” “ Oh, that ’s just chemicals, ” said Lady Ramkin dismissively.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	How do you take it? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	How else can I make them do my bidding?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	How hot do they flame, would you say? ” “ Dunno, ” said the leader.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I comes here every night for my supper. ” “ How do you spell ‘ contravention ’? ” said Carrot, turning over a page.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I did n’t hear what you said?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I got it off the street this morning. ” “ Ha?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I had to, did n’t I?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I mean, I ’m sure if he did, we ’d spot it. ” “ He just eats indiscriminately? ” “ Hard to be sure.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I mean, did we really summon it or not? ” “ Fancy you asking a silly question like that, “ said Brother Watchtower doubtfully.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I mean, follow a scent? ”   .
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I mean, if there ’s a natural resource around, something ’s going to use it, are n’t they?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I mean, is n’t it? ” “ You tell me, ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I mean, it would n’t want us to go around killing its own kind, would it? ” “ Well, sir, people do, sir, ” said the guard sulkily.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I mean, these books are sort of intelligent, is n’t that so?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I mean, where ’s the justice in that?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I mean, who ’s ever seen a noble dragon fight? ” She patted her nightie.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I said you ’d be along later to pay for them. ” “ And the cry? ” said Vimes weakly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I see. ” “ What ’re we going to do now, sir? ” said Carrot anxiously.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I suppose it ’s too much to ask if the Four Watchtowers are secured?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I understand your feelings, however. ” “ You do? ” said Brother Watchtower.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I want you three up on roofs, understand? ” “ Yes, si- what? ” “ Up on the roofs.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I want you three up on roofs, understand? ” “ Yes, si- what? ” “ Up on the roofs.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	I ’d hate to have to jump in it. ” Carrot slapped him cheerfully on the back, nearly pushing him over, and said, “ What ’s up, Sarge?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	If I could fly, I’d- “ “ What statue? ” said Nobby, cigarette halfway to his mouth.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	In at the death, eh?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Into the city. ” “ Me? ” “ All of you.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Is all this necessary? ” “ Well, I believe one can summarise, ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Is he hurt? ” “ Not hurt.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Is the triple circle well and truly traced?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Isn ‘ t it the tradition that the finest flower of womanhood should be sent to the dragon to ensure peace and prosperity?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	It needs magic to keep it alive! ” “ What do you mean? ” said Lady Ramkin, not tearing her gaze from its armoured flanks.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	It waved its flag gently at him and said, “ Can I shout hurrah again now? ” “ Why not? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	It waved its flag gently at him and said, “ Can I shout hurrah again now? ” “ Why not? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	It ’ll reduce the bruising and promote the growth of healthy scale. ” “ What? ” “ Sorry.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	It ’s all to do with survival, I think. ” There will be no mighty warriors sent to kill me?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	It ’s all written on posters. ” “ Fifty thousand dollars! ” “ Not chicken feed, eh? ” “ More like dragon fodder, ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	It ’s amazing she ’s allowed to keep ‘ em. ” “ What do you mean? ” “ You know.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	It ’s like throwing a stick for a dog, is n’t it? ” “ Oh dear, ” said Sybil Ramkin.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	It ’s not going to eat someone? ” “ Consume, ” said the older guard.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	It ’s not right. ” “ What is my own kind, then? ” said Carrot, bewildered.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	It ’s of the utmost importance. ” “ Yeah?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	It ’s probably destiny. ” “ Thrall? ” shouted Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	It ’s really piling up the offences, you know. ” “ You all right, Captain? ” said Sergeant Colon.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	It ’s worth waiting just a bit longer, okay? ’ The circle of robed and cowled figures shuffled in grudging agreement.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Itym: Where did it come from?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Itym: Where did it goe?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Itym: Whye, in the Pinche, could it not Flame?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Just like the other ones. ” “ Any of them get out? ” Vimes put his head in his hands.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Know what was for my tea last night?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Lads?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Let me know if any other strange things happen, wo n’t you? ” Vimes looked up at the banks of shelves.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Likes it in the Watch? ” “ Yes, sir.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Lots of spectacles. ” “ What, free? ” said Throat.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Mind you, just about anything brings him low. ” “ So what do we do now, Sergeant? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Mr Steel- toecaps- in- the- groin, I- was- just- checking- the- doorhandle- and- it- opened- all- by- itself? ” “ Yeah!
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Need?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Need?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	New fellow coming anyway, was n’t that it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	No moonlight chases across rooftops?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	No person is above the law, eh? ” “ No, sir, ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	No swinging on chandeliers?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Not attached to the dragon, either; he ’s no fool, that man. ” “ What? ” “ That ’s what he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Not to you. ” And they really act like this?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Not very practical, is it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Nothing like that? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Now it was night again, and beyond the dread portal: “ Are the Wheels of Torment duly spun? ” said the Supreme Grand Master.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Now keep an eye on it, right? ” He grunted, and loosed the arrow.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Now will you open this door? ” “ Well.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Now, Brethren- you have all brought the items as instructed? ” There was a general murmuring.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Now, can you detect the door to the privy, Detector Corporal Nobbs?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Of?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Oh gods, he thought, is that how you train a dragon?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Oh, do be careful with that one, Rose, you silly gel! ” “ More important than dragons? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	On the house. ” “ What ’s going on, Throat? ” said Vimes, clinging to the vendor ’s tray as more people spilled around them.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	On the other hand, how does the ability to slay dragons fit you for kingship in this day and age?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	One of the big ones, I mean?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	One tiny piece of this and you wo n’t want anything to eat all day. ” “ Get away? ” said Colon.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Or Giggling Lord Smince and his Laugh- A- Minute Dungeon? ” There was a certain amount of mumbling of the “ he ’s got a point ” variety.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Or flights, or whatever? ” “ He seems to sleep most of the time. ” She scratched the ugly thing on top of its scaly head.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Or something. ” “ Is n’t there anything we should do? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Or whatever it is now? ” Vimes stared at the rapidly shrinking shapes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Or, “ he nudged Carrot, “ p’raps it was something else, eh?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Permission to leave, sir? ” “ Very well.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Point them at the melted patch on the floor and threaten to rub their nose in it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Poor little bugger. ” “ What? ” “ Million to one chance.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Properly?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Really? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Remember me showing you? ” Vimes stared at him.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Resisting arrest. ” “ Under Section( vii) of the Public Order Act of 1457? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Right. ” “ And the Martlets of Beckoning, are they fittingly divested? ” Brother Plasterer gave a guilty start.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Shall I put you down for a couple, Cap’n?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	She was n’t getting any younger but then, who was?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Shershay la fern, eh?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	So I ’m letting you have a place in Pseudopolis Yard. ” “ Sorry? ” “ Oh, my father had property all over the city, ” she said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	So it might be a very good idea if you were to go out and see something of the world. ” “ What, for good? ” “ Oh, no!
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	So what are we going to do, Captain Vimes? ” Carrot repeated.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	So whoever took the book would have to be a wizard, would n’t they?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	So why do I always have to listen to ones like these?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	So you wo n’t forget about what we agreed, will you?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Some people wandering in the wilderness for hundreds and hundreds of years, patiently handing down a sword and a birthmark?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Some sort of magic? ” He spat the word.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Someone ’s stolen a book out of the Library and guess what it ’s called? ” “ Ca n’t even begin to, ” said Vimes weakly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Something even more cunning than he was. ” “ So what were you doing? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Sort of bendy educational thing, you know? ” He appeared to think for a moment.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Such as, what happens even if we beat the dragon? ” “ Oh, come on! ” said Sergeant Colon.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Summon- er?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Summoning?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Surely that had n’t been a dwarf?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Surely, for all their self- centred stupidity, one of them would be bright enough to make the suggestion?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Taught thema forget they wo n’t lesson inna hurry, eh? ” “ S’right, ” said the sergeant, but not very enthusiastically.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	That ’s how you can always tell a king. ” “ Why?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	That ’s right, is n’t it? ” “ Well, er, “ said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	The Watch?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	The ape, sir. ” “ Swore him in what, Sergeant? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	The city must show its gratitude. ” “ It must what? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	The exception was the cheerful voice, somewhere in the back of the crowd, which said: “ Night shift, is it? ” Vimes looked down at his nightshirt.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	The nuddy wimmin painters had to meet somewhere else last week. ” “ What did you do with our suspect? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	The one with the ‘ Whinny If You Love Dragons ’ sticker on the back of her carriage? ” “ That ’s her.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	The silly old fool is giving it the crown! ” “ But is n’t that a smart move? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	The world was mad enough already, what could make it worse?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	The?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Then Sergeant Colon said, “ You sure about the voonerables? ” “ Yes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Then everyone can see, right?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Then perhaps you would step this way, gentlemen. ” “ Er, ” said the head thief, “ the note mentioned lunch? ” “ Yes? ” said Wonse.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Then perhaps you would step this way, gentlemen. ” “ Er, ” said the head thief, “ the note mentioned lunch? ” “ Yes? ” said Wonse.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Then the damp figure said, “ Are you sure the ill- built tower does n’t tremble mightily at a butterfly ’s passage? ” “ Nope.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Then the visitor said, “ What? ” “ ‘ The good mother makes bean soup for the errant boy. ’ “ There was another, longer pause.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Then the voice said, “ Would you mind giving it a push?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	There was a bit of a mix- up. ” “ Oh?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	They ’d fight then. ” “ A sort of balance of terror, you mean? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	They ’ll march on the palace, and what will the dragon do then, eh? ” “ Burn ‘ em all, ” said Nobby promptly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	This book- “ he flourished it- “ gives specific instructions. ” “ It ’s just in a book? ” said Brother Plasterer.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	This is tomorrow, sir. ” “ You let me sleep all day? ” “ Did n’t have the heart to wake you up, sir.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	To?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Took out the University ’s entire Widdershins wing. ” “ And-? ” “ That ’s about it, really.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Used to work at the University. ” “ What, as a wizard? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Vimes stared at the paper again and then wrote: Itym: How can Kinges come of noethinge?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Was a stomach noise like this a sign they were about to explode, or was the point you had to watch out for the point when the rumbling stopped?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Was it last night, or the night before?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Was it time to scream again?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Was there some way of detecting dragons themselves?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	We do n’t want people getting the wrong idea and jumping to silly conclusions, do we? ” he added sharply.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	We just trot out, say ‘ Hallo, we wo n’t set fire to your houses any more, are n’t we nice ’, do we?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	We must have a little talk. ” “ Yes, sir? ” said Vimes innocently.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	We only went and bloody well did some magic, right? ” “ See? ” said Brother Fingers.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	We only went and bloody well did some magic, right? ” “ See? ” said Brother Fingers.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	We ’re really going to arrest it? ” “ Doit! ” It ’s been arrested, he thought, as he pushed his way forward.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	We ’ve been getting along famously. ” “ You have? ” “ Oh, yes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	We ’ve been through a lot, right?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Well, it stands to reason, does n’t it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Were n’t we, lads? ” “ Yes, ” they chorused.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What about it, anyway?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What are they accused of, sir? ” said Carrot, holding one limp body in either hand.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What are you doing with that kettle, Nobby? ” Nobby looked innocent.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What could you do with it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What did he mean?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What did he mean?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What did you do next?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What did you have to do to beat it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What do they know about a day ’s work? ” The Supreme Grand master breathed deeply.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What do they spend it on? ” “ They sleep on it, my lord. ” “ What, do you mean in a mattress? ” “ No, my lord.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What do they spend it on? ” “ They sleep on it, my lord. ” “ What, do you mean in a mattress? ” “ No, my lord.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What do they think they ’re playing at?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What do you say, Captain? ” “ Just as you like, sir, ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What does voluntary mean?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What d’you say? ” “ Oh, but we do n’t need to do that, ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What had it done with Lady Ramkin?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What ho! ” “ Have you been drinking? ” she snapped.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What is your point? ” “ I ’d just like to know why, sir. ” “ Oh, do go away, Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What must everyone think? ” “ We think they ’re mean little buggers, “ said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What shall I do, Nobby?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What splendid foodstuffs. ” “ Are they made by monks on some mystic mountain? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What was it you had to show me? ” Vimes gripped his parcel like a chastity belt.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What was it you said you did n’t want to have to do?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What was it, now?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What was it? ” Mooty looked up at the dark figure emerging from the shadows.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What was that slogan about being united, Sergeant? ” “ Er, ” said Colon, feeling his spine turn to ice.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What was that? ” said Sergeant Colon.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What would Captain Vimes do now?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What wrongs is he going to right? ” “ We- ell, ” said Throat, “ there ’s, well, taxes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What ’re them fat saggy things on that shield? ” “ Those are the royal hippos of Ankh, ” said the man proudly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What ’s a man to do?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What ’s he got then?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What ’s he supposed to spread? ” whispered Sergeant Colon anxiously.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What ’s his daughter like? ” The assembled hunters did n’t know.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What ’s it about? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What ’s its name? ” The Librarian sighed, and held up a hand.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What ’s the alternative? ” “ A human being, for a start! ” “ Please yourself, ” said the little man primly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What ’s the good of not wanting to be poor if the rich are allowed to go round livin ’ in ordinary rooms?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What ’s this about swineherds? ” “ He ’s got a point, though, ” said Brother Plasterer.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What ’s this doing here? ” “ Er, ” said Sergeant Colon hurriedly, “ I, er.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	What? ” said the wizard, startled into wakefulness.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Whatever had happened to the money?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Where do you think it lives? ” Vimes did n’t know.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Where is he, that ’s what I want to know?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Where is he? ” “ I sent him out with Corporal Nobbs, Captain.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s the place in there for me? ” Wonse darted forward and grabbed him by the arm.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Whereas Nobby- “ I wonder if I made the word ‘ plain ’ clear enough? ” said Captain Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Who are you, young man? ” Carrot saluted.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Who d’you think I am? ” The guard pulled himself together.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Who would have thought it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d have thought that weakness could be a greater force than strength?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Why ca n’t it burn everyone and fly off to another city? ” “ Because.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Why him?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Why not? ” “ You all right, Captain? ” said Colon, all concern.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Why not? ” “ You all right, Captain? ” said Colon, all concern.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Why should I do it? ” “ Captain Vimes pays us thirty dollars a month, ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Why should it fly away?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Why would anyone want to eat mothballs?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Why ’re they magical? ” Brother Plasterer began to tremble.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Why, had n’t he founded most of them himself?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	With a bow and arrow, sir? ” “ I mean- “ Vimes hesitated.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	With onions! ” “ Can I press you to a hot sausage, ma’am? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Would you like a beer, Vimes? ” “ What? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Would you like a beer, Vimes? ” “ What? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Would you say they ’ve got an eighty- foot wingspan?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Yes, understood, but I meant in any kind of detail?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You all right, Sergeant? ” “ Hmm?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You all right, Sergeant? ” “ Hmm?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You are prepared to practise magic? ” “ Oh, practise, ” said Brother Plaster, relieved.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You ca n’t be finicky, you see, when you evolve in a swamp. ” “ But does n’t he need to be taken for walks?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You ca n’t trust old legends. ” “ Why not? ” said Brother Dunnykin, in a peeved voice.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You can make it do whatever you want. ” “ What?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You do know that, do n’t you? ” “ Yes, ” said the voice, in the tones of one who indeed does know it, and is not the one standing in it.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You do n’t think something ’s wrong with him, do you? ” “ Possibly, ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You have n’t got any valuable carpets, have you?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You know how you feel when you wake up if you ’ve been on the piss all night, Nobby?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You know what I think?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You know what ravens are?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You know you always wondered what Corporal Nobbs does on his evenings off? ” Colon ’s face split into a watermelon grin.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You know you said they can rearrange their digestive system? ” “ Oh, yes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You know, the little buggers people keep as pets? ” “ Oh, her, ” said Vimes gloomily.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You remember? ” Vimes tried to.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You summoned the Watch, ” Carrot drew himself up proudly, “ because someone ’s taken a book?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You talk to me of need?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You ’d better get on with it. ” “ Would n’t it be quicker, Brother Watchtower, if I just did it twice next time? ” said Brother Plasterer.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	You ’re sure? ” Vimes leaned across the desk.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	[ 16] He said, “ Could one dragon sniff out another?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	did you say mighty or nightly? ” “ Mighty, I said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	is it better, being an ape? ” The Librarian thought about it.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	just vanished. ” “ Died out, you mean? ” “ No.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	sort of natural alcohol?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	sunlight?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	third word?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	what ’d you say, Carrot? ” “ A million to one, I reckon, ” said Carrot virtuously.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	what? ” “ My speciality is unicorns, ” the hunter explained, with an embarrassed smile.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ A cobb would be a male dragon? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ A dragon?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ A kettle of what? ” “ No.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ A member of the Watch? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ A small price to pay, I ’m sure you will agree, for the safety and protection of the city. ” “ From what? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ A tavern, is it? ” said Carrot, thoughtfully.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ A thinker, are you?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ A volunteer? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ About how big, ” he said, “ is a dragon ’s voonerables, roughly? ” “ Oh, it can be a tiny spot, ” said Carrot helpfully.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ About the endless evil and the sheer blackness? ” “ Indeed, indeed, ” said the Patrician, turning over the page.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ After all, if you can have short humans, ca n’t you have tall dwarfs? ” His father patted him companionably on the back of the knees.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Ah, Captain, ” said the Patrician, “ what progress? ” “ I ’m sorry, my lord? ” said Vimes, as the rain dripped off his cape.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Ah, Captain, ” said the Patrician, “ what progress? ” “ I ’m sorry, my lord? ” said Vimes, as the rain dripped off his cape.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Aiding and Abetting what, Captain? ” said Carrot, as the weaponless guards trooped away.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ All by himself? ” said the captain.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ All for one what? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And I give it back to her, so you can stop looking at me like that! ” “ What is it you actually do on your evenings off? ” said Colon.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And do they keep looking apprehensively at the woodwork, Brother Plasterer?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And do you have an opinion about all this, Captain? ” The captain did.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And do you see the weathervane on it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And do you think he ’d mind if we eat his cake? ” said Carrot wistfully.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And in all that time, have you ever changed the fat? ” he demanded.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And no talkin ’ about mothers, right? ” “ I ’m taking notes, ” said Carrot, grimly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And one of us would have to stay to guard things, right? ” “ Yeah? ” Nobby brightened.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And one of us would have to stay to guard things, right? ” “ Yeah? ” Nobby brightened.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And the dragon wants to eat her? ” “ Fits the bill, ” said the captain.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And then you rolled off and hit the water butt. ” “ What about Colon?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And these entirely voluntary tributes we are about to make, they go-? ” “ On the hoard, ” said Wonse.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And what about trade? ” said the representative of the Guild of Merchants.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And what ’ll you do, eh? ” Her mouth opened and shut once or twice.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And what ’s fifty thousand dollars these days?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And who is this? ” It is difficult for an orangutan to stand to attention.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And yes. ” “ What happened to the king, Watch man? ” “ Er.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And you look at this door and what you see is a really strong cell door, yes? ” “ Of course.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And you say this was one person? ” said Lord Vetinari.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And you would n’t happen to know what ’s in it? ” Vimes sighed.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ And your plain clothes do not cause old women to faint and small boys to run after you in the street? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Any of who? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Any way out of here? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyone human still up here? ” he whispered.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Anything else? ” Carrot gave it some thought. ”And all ’s well? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Anything else? ” Carrot gave it some thought. ”And all ’s well? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Apart from them, you mean, sir? ” “ In my opinion, ” said Lord Vetinari, “ it ’s some kind of warfare.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Are dragons intelligent? ” “ I believe the word traditionally is ‘ cunning ’, my lord, ” said Wonse.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Are the Cups of Integrity well and truly suffused? ” intoned Brother Watchtower.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Are we quite finished?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Are we talking about young maidens here? ” “ Sheer prejudice, ” said Wonse.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Are we to believe that you are asking for a petty wage increase and a domestic utensil? ” Carrot whispered in Colon ’s other ear.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you a Watch man? ” it said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you achieving success? ” he inquired politely.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you going to come quietly? ” The mumbling went on.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you serious, sir?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Brother Watchtower? ” said the Supreme Grand Master.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Brothers, ” said the Supreme Grand Master, “ are the Cuffs of Veracity duly enhanced? ” “ What? ” said Brother Watchtower vaguely.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Brothers, ” said the Supreme Grand Master, “ are the Cuffs of Veracity duly enhanced? ” “ What? ” said Brother Watchtower vaguely.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Brothers? ” They, too, shifted uneasily.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Brothers? ” repeated Brother Watchtower nervously.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ But I ’d be grateful if you ’d warn me first another time, all right? ” “ Certainly, sir. ” “ In writing, I think. ”   .
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ But so what?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ But they ’re helping you? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ But what about the king? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ But what if I miss? ” “ Look on the bright side, ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ But why you-? ” he began.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ But you know, me and- you know Minty Rocksmacker?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ But you ’re not allowed to arrest anyone, understand? ” he added quickly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ But, sir, the thing is, do they know?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ But, you see, we have always been moderately peaceful and reasonably prosperous- “ DO YOU WANT THIS STATE OF AFFAIRS TO CONTINUE?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ By order of the king. ” “ What d’you mean?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ By the what? ” he said, in horrified fascination.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I- “ Wonse hesitated-“can I ask you a question? ” Ask.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Can dragons read minds? ” whispered Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Can it hear us, do you think? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Can we get on? ” said Vimes impatiently.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you eat it? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you just repeat that? ” said Brother Plasterer slowly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Captain Slimes, was it? ” “ Vimes, ” said Vimes evenly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Carrot?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Chances, sir? ” said Colon.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Clarence, is n’t it? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Codpiece like in fish? ” said Carrot, mystified.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Colourful? ” he said weakly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Come again? ” said Brother Watchtower.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Corporal Nobbs, ” he rasped, “ why are you kicking people when they ’re down? ” “ Safest way, sir, ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Could it be Pretty Promptly? ” said Carrot, who had wondered about this himself.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Could you oblige? ” boomed the thing.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n’t expect that, did you? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n’t you hear? ” “ What? ” “ He got bitten by a crocodile on his way home last night.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n’t you hear? ” “ What? ” “ He got bitten by a crocodile on his way home last night.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n’t you see him, sir? ” said Colon.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you have any suggestions about what we do next? ” “ Oh, yes, sir.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you see a dragon go past?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you see it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you see that?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Do I? ” he said helplessly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Do guards come in here? ” he demanded.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t see what ’s to prevent it, do you? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t they find it rather knobbly? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you see, you fools?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Do real wizards leap about after a tiny spell and start chanting ‘ Here we go, here we go, here we go ’, Brother Watchtower?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Do trolls have rocks? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you believe all that, sir? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you believe in dragons? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think it might be a good idea to go home and tell her how obedient you ’ve been, then? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think that ’s a good idea, sir? ” he ventured.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you want to find out? ” The leader shook his head.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Don ’ like it, eh?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Dwarfs drinking?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Eh?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Er, Carrot? ” he said meekly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Er, ” said the head merchant, “ how often is the king hungry? ” “ All the time, ” said Wonse, “ but it eats once a month.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Ever seen a dragon, Wonse?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Excuse me, sir, is this your coach, sir? ” and the Patrician looked him blankly up and down and said, “ It is.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Flying around up there again, is it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ For incriminating evidence, and that. ” “ In their money pouches? ” Nobby thrust his hands behind his back.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Four words? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Fourteen eye- eye- eye? ” “ Apparently, “ said Wonse.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ G- R- O- N- E, I think. ” “ Very good, sir. ” “ Oh, and constable? ’ “ Yes, sir? ” “ Why the axes? ” “ They were armed, sir.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ G- R- O- N- E, I think. ” “ Very good, sir. ” “ Oh, and constable? ’ “ Yes, sir? ” “ Why the axes? ” “ They were armed, sir.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ G- R- O- N- E, I think. ” “ Very good, sir. ” “ Oh, and constable? ’ “ Yes, sir? ” “ Why the axes? ” “ They were armed, sir.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Get stuck in to this, you people! ” One or two of them gave her a brief glance, and then went back to their- What?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Good hours, kinging. ” “ Hmm? ” Colon had momentarily been lost in a little world of speculation.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Got any suggestions about what we do next, Sergeant? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Got no right saying I might not have got the blood of- “ “ Look, it just does, okay?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Got what? ” he shouted.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Had n’t, ” he panted, “ had n’t we better warn people? ” Colon dragged himself forward until he could look across the city.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Have I already said ‘ Where am I? ’ “ said Vimes faintly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Have another drink, not- Corporal Nobby? ” said Sergeant Colon unsteadily.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Have n’t you ever seen a dragon being arrested before?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Have n’t you got any homes to go to? ” he croaked.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Have we found him, then? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you had breakfast yet? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Having second thoughts, are you? ” “ No.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ He ai n’t going to set fire to anything, is he? ” said the sergeant anxiously.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ He always manages to persuade us to follow him, have you noticed? ” “ All for one what? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ He always manages to persuade us to follow him, have you noticed? ” “ All for one what? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ He ’s a dwarf?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ He ’s stopping along of Rosie Palm ’s. ” “ What, every night? ” said Charley.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ He ’s the most relaxed dragon I ’ve ever bred, I must say. ” “ What about, er, you know? ” He indicated the dunging fork.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Here, you do n’t think-? ” “ We saw it killed, did n’t we? ” said Nobby urgently.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Here, you do n’t think-? ” “ We saw it killed, did n’t we? ” said Nobby urgently.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Him?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” said Colon, who seemed to be in a miserable daydream world of his own.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ How are you going to prevent them? ” Lord Vetinari gave him a pained look.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ How can you help rats, sir? ” he said weakly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ How could you have been so stupid?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you get out of that, then? ” Colon shrugged.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ How do dragons fight? ” “ I- that is, well, they just flap at each other and blow flame, ” she said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ How do they fight? ” he said urgently.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ How do you spell ‘ groan ’, sir? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ How long have you been an ape, my man? ” “ Oook. ” “ Well done. ” She turned to Vimes, who was definitely looking incredulous.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ How long have you had this, Captain? ” he said mildly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ How should I know? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ How, sir? ” “ Well, you- “ Captain Vimes stopped.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ How? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Hwhat about it? ” said Lady Ramkin.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I could tell! ” “ Did you suggest a working party? ” said Wonse.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I do n’t think so. ” No heroes?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I expect you ’d be really interested in finding out where that hoard is, would n’t you? ” said Vimes experimentally.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, how? ” “ I suspect Skrp ’s people have tunnels that extend into the University, ” Lord Vetinari went on.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, what does he do, ride in with Law and Truth and so on like the Four Horsemen of the Apocralypse?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I said, what sort of dog? ” “ A small wire- haired terrier, I think, ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I said, ” she said, “ who did that?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I say?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose a dartboard would be out of the question-? ” The thunderous silence that followed was broken by an erratic snorting.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose an aunt is n’t acceptable? ” the Patrician said hopefully.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose the king likes to have you handy, does he? ” “ You ’ve got no proof at all, ” whispered Wonse.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose you have n’t got any idea what ’s happening? ” shouted Vimes, against the crackling of the spinning fire.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose, ” he said, “ that we think we ’ve done some magic, do we?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose, ” he said, “ there would n’t be another copy of this book around, would there? ” “ Oook. ” The Librarian shook his head.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose, ” said Colon slowly, “ he can swim? ” “ Dunno.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I understand they have a liking for gold. ” “ Really?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I wonder what ’s the difference between ordinary councillors and privy councillors? ” wondered the merchant aloud.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I would have preferred him alive, you know. ” “ Sir? ” “ Misguided, yes, but a useful man.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m not bloody well going to have it, understand? ” Vimes shouted, shaking the ape back and forth.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m sorry? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m sorry? ” said Vimes pleasantly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m sorry? ” said Wonse.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ If it has no lair, where does it spend its days? ” said the Patrician.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ In the Shades? ” he wheezed.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that a smile? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that all he got? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that why they make you wear that, then? ” “ What do you mean? ” “ Well, do n’t worry about it, “ said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that why they make you wear that, then? ” “ What do you mean? ” “ Well, do n’t worry about it, “ said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that wise, sir? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that you, Brother Doorkeeper? ” he ventured.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that you, Detector Sergeant Colon? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that you, Nobby? ” said Sergeant Colon anxiously.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Is the Door of Knowledge sealed fast against heretics and knowlessmen? ” “ Stuck solid, ” said Brother Doorkeeper.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there a body? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ It is the only logical conclusion. ” “ But you get out of bed every morning, sir? ” “ Hmm?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ It is the only logical conclusion. ” “ But you get out of bed every morning, sir? ” “ Hmm?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ It must be all that meditation and yak yogurt. ” “ So what ’s happening, Throat? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ It needs people to bring it treasure. ” “ Yeah. ” “ Well, maybe, but how many, exactly? ” “ What? ” “ How many people?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ It needs people to bring it treasure. ” “ Yeah. ” “ Well, maybe, but how many, exactly? ” “ What? ” “ How many people?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ It needs people to bring it treasure. ” “ Yeah. ” “ Well, maybe, but how many, exactly? ” “ What? ” “ How many people?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ It would n’t do that, would it? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s all down to genes, you know. ” “ It is? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s deciding what to do next. ” “ Yes, sir? ” “ They ’re not unintelligent, you know.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s like dogs, innit?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s some sort of sling? ” said Carrot, after examining it in polite silence.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s wounded! ” “ Lady, that was the intention, was n’t it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Joining the watch, are you? ” “ I hope to prove worthy, yes, “ said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Just like that? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Just shut up, will you? ” he snapped.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Just that?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Just what kind of dragon are you-? ” she began.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Landlord?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Let us at it! ” “ That ’s right! ” “ We do n’t want guards ordering us about! ” “ Quis custodiet custard? ” “ Yeah?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Let us at it! ” “ That ’s right! ” “ We do n’t want guards ordering us about! ” “ Quis custodiet custard? ” “ Yeah?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Let ’s not spoil it all now, eh?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Let ’s see if that nasty temperature has gone down, shall we? ” She reached out to stroke his skin and gasped.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Like a tocsin, only deeper. ” “ You sure? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Listen, lads, ” he said, “ you ’re not winding me up, are you? ” Carrot looked down at the plaza below them.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, do you want the bloody book or not?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Looking for this, were you? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Looking forward to the city? ” Carrot gave this due consideration.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Lots of people are. ” “ Hmm? ” said Vimes, without moving his head.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Lupine Wonse, ” he said, “ AKA Lupin Squiggle Sec’y PP- “ “ Wha? ” said Wonse.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Magic, you mean? ” “ Dunno, ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Maybe it wants to look something up? ” “ Do n’t be silly, ” she said breezily.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Maybe we ought to be getting down, sir? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Me?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Me?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Me? ” “ The other week.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Men? ” said Vimes hesitantly, peering through the fog.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Million- to- one? ” asked Carrot nonchalantly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Mm? ” he said, eventually.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Mmm? ” said Vimes, waking up.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ My badge? ” “ That ’s what I said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ My dragon? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ New, is he? ” said Charley.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ No bigger than that? ” said Vimes hopefully.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ No bits, then? ” said Brother Plasterer, a shade disappointed.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ No business of yourn. ” “ Did you really give the spoon back? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ No dragons in it, are there? ” said Colon suspiciously.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ No reason? ” he prompted.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ No unlicensed thieving, surely? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ No, ” he said patiently, “ by pigs. ” “ What wrongs? ” said Vimes urgently.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ No, ” he said, “ you ’re not, are you?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ No- one going to argue with a potent authority, are they? ” “ Too right, ” said Brother Watchtower.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Nobby?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Not Nobby? ” “ Yep! ” said Colon, delighted at the result.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Not even if they ’re breaking the law, sir? ” “ Not even then.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Not got a daughter? ” said one of them.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Not nervous, are you? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Not to mention hundreds of mattresses. ” “ Right. ” “ Is that so?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Now stop all this, you hear?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Now then, what was it you were asking? ” “ I was wondering how big swamp dragons grow? ” said Vimes, trying to shift position.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Now then, what was it you were asking? ” “ I was wondering how big swamp dragons grow? ” said Vimes, trying to shift position.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Now, I want you- yes, what is it, Brother Dunnykin? ” The little Brother lowered his hand.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Now, d’you see the man ’s eye? ” “ Oh, come on, “ said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Of course I would n’t dream of breeding from him, but he would n’t be able to anyway. ” “ Why not? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Of course we are. ” “ What ’s the matter? ” “ Yes! ” yes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, you thought, did you? ” he growled.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ One of the Big People? ” “ You ’re six foot six, lad.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Only silver? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook. ” “ Well, what about it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ” The orangutan flopped down off the wall, grabbed a couple of bars, and pulled.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ” said the Librarian, in the warm gloom.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Open at this hour? ” “ Do n’t see why not, “ said Nobby, pushing open the door.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Or queen?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Orders of the king, see?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Particularly holy? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Peanut shell? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ People are n’t going to sail here with a cargo of rare comestibles just to have it incinerated, are they? ” “ Gentlemen!
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Poor thing! ” “ What do you want to do, then? ” demanded Vimes, his temper unravelling.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Protect me from what? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Ready for what, Supreme Grand Master? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Real beef dripping? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Really? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Reminders of our noble heritage. ” “ How long have we had a noble heritage, then? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Reward? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Right, and you know what?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ See the roof of the Assassins ’ Guild over there? ” They peered through the grubby air.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ See, Captain?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Sergeant? ” “ This is what it comes to! ” muttered Colon.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Shallie, shallie, shallie tell you something, Sarn’t? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ She ’s all right. ” “ Well, yes, but what about her ancestors, eh?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Showed them, dint we?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Silly?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Sir? ” The four of them bounced gently off another wall and began another slow crabwise waltz across the alley.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Sir? ” “ One of your Night Watch men.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Sir? ” “ That sword, if you please? ” Vimes handed it over.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Sir? ” “ That sword, if you please? ” Vimes handed it over.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Small word?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ So if you would kindly step this way? ” The great hall had changed.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Someone has n’t committed a crime, have they? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Someone ought to. ” “ But what about the big ones? ” “ Golly, yes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Someone they know? ” A shrug, and then another nod.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Something about the voice, I reckon. ” “ Yes, but all for one what? ”   .
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Something wrong with your neck, Captain? ” said the chief beggar politely, as they waited for the coaches.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry, sir? ” Vimes squinted upwards to get a better view of the roof.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Special?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Still sending all your pay home to your mother? ” “ Yes, sir. ” “ You ’re a good boy. ” “ Yessir.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Surely I do n’t have to tell you everything? ” Nobby was left alone at the top of the stairs.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Talking of kings: anyone want a crisp? ” “ There ’s no right longs, ” said Colon, but without much rancour.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s a stroke of luck. ” “ You never listen, do you? ” snapped Brother Watchtower.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s not right, is it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s really worrying, you know that?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s the way, is it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s where they ’ve got the floral sundial, is n’t it? ” said the captain desperately.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ The Watch?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ The good old rank and file, eh? ” “ The rank, anyway, ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ The kind with the little crunchy bits on top?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ The thing is, the skion has to arrive when the kingdom is threatened, does n’t he?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ The wading bird? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Then we are agreed, brethren?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ There is n’t someone still in there, is there? ” said Carrot, behind them.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ This is Lady Ramkin you ’re referring to? ” said Vimes coldly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ This is the Library, is n’t it? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Thrall?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Turn left here. ” “ Any ideas where we are? ” said Lady Ramkin.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Two feet? ” he ventured.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Up against the wall and spread ‘ em, motherbreath! ” “ Eh?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Upset stomach? ” The little dragon ’s skin was moving as though heavy industry was being carried on inside.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Vimes of the Watch? ” “ Yes, sir.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Vimes, is n’t it?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Wants people to kill dragons and he has n’t got a daughter? ” Vimes felt, in an odd way, that he ought to support the lord of the city.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Was n’t there this great battle, or something?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Wassat? ” said Colon urgently, looking around.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Wassat? ” said the small guard.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ We could have run faster. ” “ What happened, then? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ We really have n’t looked after you very well, have we? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ We thought you ’d grow out of it, see. ” “ Grow out of what? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ We want to fight the dragon, do n’t we? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ We ’re not talking about Lady Ramkin, are we? ” he said cautiously.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Weeell, what if it ’s not a million- to- one chance? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, it is all well, is n’t it? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, it looks like there ’s a dragon sitting on it, does n’t it? ” “ Yes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, it would seem that it ’s all- “ the captain began, and Nobby said: “ It ’s that bloody troll! ” “ What? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, sir, ” he said, “ I know that dragons have been extinct for thousands of years, sir- “ “ Yes? ” The Patrician ’s eyes narrowed.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, when Nobby asked him if he wanted his figgin toasted, he just give a scream and ran off. ” “ Just that? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” “ Does it remind you of anything? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” “ Does it remind you of anything? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Were n’t we supposed to kill her pet dragons, sir? ” said another guard.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Wha?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What a time, eh? ” said Colon contentedly, as the flare of a match illuminated the three of them.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What about it? ” “ It should know nothing of the mighty deeps, if you must know. ” “ Oh, the caged whale.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What about the caged whale? ” said the soaking visitor, trying to squeeze into what little shelter the dread portal offered.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What about young Carrot? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What are these things, for heaven ’s sake? ” “ They ’re stones, “ said Brother Plasterer uncertainly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you going to do? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you talking about? ” snapped Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What can you do to a cloud? ” “ The Earl sentenced it to be stoned to death, ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you expect?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you make of it, Sergeant? ” said Vimes, stepping back.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean, arrested? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you reckon on the fight, then? ” Vimes looked back up.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think of that, eh? ” I THINK SHE WAS WRONG.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think you ’re doing? ” said Colon, as it rattled off through the fog.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you want me to do, sir? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What does it want the Library for? ” she said, frowning.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What does that mean? ” “ I really have n’t the faintest notion, “ said Wonse drily.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What dwarf? ” “ The one who ’s just joined the Watch.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What d’you call them things, like thin stairs? ” said Sergeant Colon.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What d’you mean, it ’s not going to work? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What d’you mean, sensitive? ” said Vimes, watching the claw travel slowly towards the long, horse- like face.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What d’you mean? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What d’you want to drink? ” “ I do n’t think that would be very appropriate, ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What exactly is it that they do eat? ” The thief shrugged.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened to the carriage? ” Vimes waved a hand vaguely in the direction that, as far as he could tell, the horses had take in their panic.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What happens now? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What if it ’s just a thousand- to- one chance? ” said Colon agonisedly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” “ All kinds of stuff.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What is this place? ” said Carrot, helping the others along a greasy walkway.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What kind of a man was de Malachite? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What on earth d’you mean? ” Lady Ramkin demanded.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What sort of dog? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What sorts? ” protested Carrot as he was pushed determinedly forward.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What the hell are you doing? ” he whispered loudly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What the hell do you think you ’re doing? ” Vimes growled, looking up.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What the hell do you think you ’re doing? ” said one of them, who did n’t have much imagination.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What time is it? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What time is it? ” he shouted.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What time was it? ” “ About twelve o’clock, ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What time ’s the coronation, Sergeant? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What was I saying? ” “ You were saying the dragon’ll be miles away, ” prompted Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What was it you done? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What was it, now?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What we going to do now, sir? ” said Carrot, as the carriage rattled off.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What we going to do with all this lot, Captain? ” he said over his shoulder.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What we gon na do, Captain? ” said Colon.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What were you doing, Sergeant? ” “ We ’re all all right, ” said Carrot, beaming.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What would I want to run away from anything for? ” Nobby floundered a bit.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What you doing up here? ” Colon demanded.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What you doin’? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’d he done? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’d he mean, Justices? ” he said to Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’ll happen when the magic goes away? ” Lady Ramkin gave him a shy smile.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re you doing? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re you selling? ” “ Genuine article, Captain. ” Throat leaned closer.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s a virgin? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s going on, Carrot? ” “ There ’s a lad on a horse in the middle of the plaza, ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s going on? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s he been eating? ” “ The last thing, I think, was a kettle, ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s it mean? ” Harga scratched his head with a ladle.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s it we don ’ take any of, Sar’nt? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s one of them? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s she up to? ” People around her were chattering excitedly now.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the book called? ” The Librarian scratched his head.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the matter, boy? ” said Vimes, reaching down.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the matter, man? ” “ You, er, want us to attack him? ” said the guard miserably.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the matter, man? ” “ You, er, want us to attack him? ” said the guard miserably.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the matter? ” said Vimes to the upturned faces.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the pp for? ” said the guard suspiciously.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s this? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s up with him? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s up with you, boy? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s up with you, man? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s wrong? ” he wheezed.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What, here? ” “ You ’ve got a point. ” “ I reckon we must of turned left out of Silver Street instead of right, ” quavered Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What, in Ankh- Morpork? ” “ Yes, sir. ” “ We should have grabbed him, then, just for the rarity value, ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What, jumping about with bells on and waving his hanky in the air? ” “ He says it is important to preserve old folkways, ” said Colon.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What, like Mr Varneshi? ” Mr Varneshi drove an ox- cart up the mountain trails once a week, to trade things for gold.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What, like my friend Reel? ” said Carrot, horrified.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What, sir?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What, the real thing?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What, “ he said, “ is this? ” “ ‘s a amulet, “ muttered Brother Dunnykin.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” Vimes took another hack at the chains.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Vimes distractedly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Vimes, his train of thought temporarily shunted.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Anyone ever heard of a thousand- to- one shot coming up? ” Carrot looked up.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Anyone ever heard of a thousand- to- one shot coming up? ” Carrot looked up.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ If we bought a bottle or two, we could go home and then we ’d be really inconspicuous. ” Nobby gave this some thought.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ If you think I ‘ m standing on some rooftop on my tod, you can think again.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ It ’s on the roof, Captain. ” Something about the sergeant ’s voice got through to Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Oh, do n’t be squeamish, man.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Oook.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Run.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ The E. And the T sizzles when it rains.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ There it was again.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ We meant that if you tried your favourite kick, Nobby, it would n’t work, ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Whee? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ When do they meet? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ When you come to think about it. ” “ What d’you mean? ” “ Diplomacy, ” said the rib- eater, flatly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Where do you think they ’ve gone? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Where to? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Where we going, sir? ” he managed.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Where what? ” said Lady Ramkin, temporarily halted.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’d he go? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’re we? ” he groaned.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s he off to? ” boomed Lady Ramkin, emerging from the mists dragging the horses behind her.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s it gone? ” he demanded.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s the crime in that? ” “ I think perhaps I had better have a word with this Carrot, “ said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s this dragon gone?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Where? ” “ We hang them up by the town hall, “ said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are you, anyway? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Who did that? ” The voice lashed out like a whip.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Who is the owner, proprietor, lessee, or landlord of these premises? ” he said to Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Who loves you, pussycat? ” said Nobby under his breath.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Who said anything about him being a swineherd? ” said Brother Watchtower.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Who wants to know, tiddler? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’re all the guys with the big swords? ” “ Dragon hunters, Cap’n.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’re you, anyway? ” he added suspiciously.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s Gaskin? ” “ Before your time, “ mumbled Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Why did you have to become a guard, lad? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do I bother? ” he said, shaking his head.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do n’t you listen?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do you say that? ” “ We are considering a number of possibilities, ” said Vimes woodenly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Why should n’t I know a lady when I sees one?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Why the sacks? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Why?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” it said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ With a dragon? ” “ Good grief, you do n’t think it would eat you, do you? ” said Wonse.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ With a dragon? ” “ Good grief, you do n’t think it would eat you, do you? ” said Wonse.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ With increments as per rank?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Wonder where they got the rock from? ” said Colon.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Worl, ” said the leader, “ it ’s the dragon, innit? ” There was a chorus of muttered agreement.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Would you like me to investigate further? ” said Wonse.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Yeah? ” he said, nastily.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Yep? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Yerss? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, but are n’t we allowed to go home for a change of clothes first? ” “ And a nice warm drink? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, but are n’t we allowed to go home for a change of clothes first? ” “ And a nice warm drink? ” said Nobby.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes. ” “ Did I get an answer? ” “ Dunno where this place is, Captain.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes. ” “ Well, we must get on. ” “ Er, is n’t Lady Ramkin around? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” Colon took a deep breath.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” he said, abruptly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ You saying there ’s some sort of heir to the throne hanging around somewhere? ” said Brother Watch- tower.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ You saying there ’s some sort of heir to the throne hanging around somewhere? ” said Brother Watch- tower.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You all right, Captain? ” said the lance- constable.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You all right, sir? ” Colon repeated.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You all right, sir? ” It has n’t flown away, Vimes thought.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You came all the way up here to ask me that?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You did n’t threaten him in any way? ” “ Straight up, Captain.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t happen to know where Wonse is, do you? ” he added.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t mean what I think you mean, do you? ” “ Could be sir, ” said Colon uncertainly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t need to eat people, surely?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t require assistance, by any chance? ” said the Patrician.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t think a frieze of ghastly shadows will cause comment and speculation? ” said the Patrician sourly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t think you ’ve been overdoing it, do you? ” said Wonse.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t think, ” said the sergeant, “ that he ’s winning, do you? ” The captain thrust out his jaw.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You had your holidays this year, Sergeant? ” said Captain Vimes eventually, rocking back and forth on his heels.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You hardly want it to materialise here, do you?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You know that house that got melted?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You know what I think? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You know what? ” said Vimes aloud.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You know, I really do n’t think he can cut the mustard. ” “ He ca n’t? ” said Vimes, backing away.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean I ’m left in charge, sir? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean you ai n’t running away from anything? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean you sort of trained them? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean, ” said Vimes, “ all this is just- just show?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You sure, sir?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You there, Sgt? ” “ Detector Sergeant to you, Nobby, ” said Sgt Colon pleasantly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’d think he ’d give in, would n’t you? ” “ They fight like blazes, ” said Lady Ramkin, as he climbed on to the coach.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re a dwarf, right?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re not going to do anything heroic, are you? ” whispered one of them.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re staying there? ” “ Oh, yes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re waited on by rats? ” said Vimes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re wondering, after all this excitement, has it got enough flame left?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve got to- “ “ What ’s all that fresh paint on your breastplate? ” said Carrot politely.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ You, er, you do n’t mind if I have a look around,> do you? ” he said.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ A member of the Watch?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ And more drinking? ” Carrot thumbed hastily through the book.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ And that ’s it, is it? ” said Carrot, as the tiny echoes died away.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ And where is he based? ” said Carrot, politely.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Are you sure you can spare it? ” said the Supreme Grand Master.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Can I have a go? ” said Carrot.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Do n’t we have to chant a mystic prune or something? ” The Supreme Grand Master stared at him.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Every night? ” “ Well, every day, really.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Fixed?
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ He did n’t have to join? ” “ He wanted to join.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Him? ” Colon ’s mouth dropped open.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ One of my men? ” “ Yes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Really be what? ” “ Dragons.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Sorry? ” The Librarian rolled his eyes.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ That ’s all, is it? ” said Brother Doorkeeper.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Well, I thought it was time- “ “ Why? ” Harga let the pan fall from his pudgy fingers.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ What did he mean by that? ” Varneshi ’s mouth opened and shut a few times.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ What for, sir? ” “ Being a thief, apparently.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ What is a Watch? ” said the king.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ What ’s this about a dwarf, Sergeant? ” said Vimes abruptly.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Where ’s Sergeant Colon? ” “ Down here, sir.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ You sent a raw recruit out with Nobby? ” said Vimes wearily.
Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Your dad give you the sword, did he? ” said Varneshi, rummaging on a fetid shelf.
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	A slap- up tea with cream buns and a medal, right?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''-a gerbil, and you stole his magical cat because you hated it so much and- what''s a gerbil?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''-all right, your educated rodents, and you move into a city, and … what happens to the rats that are there already?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''A dead one?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''A note?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''A penny whistle?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''A rat king is a group of rats with their tails tied together''''How?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''A rat king?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Aglet?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Aglets?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Agreed, Mr Mayor?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, here they are … help me on with them, will you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, they thought you''d be good at trap disposal, did they?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Ahem … should we be going there, if it''s bad?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Alive?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''All in one place?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''All ride, all ride, sorwy … why''re you here?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''All right, all right, but you''ve got to admit that everything could n''t have just, well, turned up, could it?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''All right, all right, what''s been happening?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''All right, maybe you have n''t any actual business, but it wo n''t cost you anything just to say who you are, will it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''All right,''said the unseen Maurice,''but what you''ve got to ask yourself is: who do we take the money from, actually?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''All right?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Already?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Am … I … still … the … leader?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''An extremely heavy beetle?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And Puss in Boots?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And do you have to keep wearing that stupid hat?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And have you got a name?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And how come you know so much about picking locks?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And how much will you charge?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And is this what we fought for all night?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And no sharp edge near you that you could rub the rope on?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And pay half a dollar just for a rat tail?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And then-''''Would they just do cuckoo clocks, or could they do other stuff?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And there''re no other rats here at all?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And they told you about this antidote, yeah?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And this is called a-?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And we know what these are, do n''t we …?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And what am I in your story?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And what does Hamnpork think about this?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And what if your story does n''t work?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And what makes you think they''ll want to talk to us?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And what was it you wanted me for, sergeant?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And why have you got all these rats caged up in here?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And will he come back like Darktan did?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And will you just look at these torn and bedraggled clothes I have to wear?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And wo n''t the string cut you in half?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And you are-?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And you ca n''t sort of pull your legs through your arms so that you can get your hands in front of you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And you could say thank you, could n''t you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And you do n''t have any secret powers?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And you just happened to have it on you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And you know how to make all the traps safe, do you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And you know what''s worrying me about that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And you''ll tell me which levers to leave alone and which bits to wedge open, will you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And you, kid?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And your name is-?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And … er … and the Watch officers will be able to get down the rat tunnels, will they?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And … let''s see, smells female, young, nervous … Nourishing?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''And?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Another talking rat?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Any chance of a small theatre?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone there?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Anyway … cats can talk to rats, OK?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Anyway, who are you, asking me questions in the dark?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t you interested in anything except music?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Are we going or what?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Are you a cat?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, Peaches?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Are you happy with that, kid?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Are you laughing?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Are you new in this platoon, Nourishing?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Are you right, Maurice?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sorry for what you did?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure you do n''t know where those men are?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Are you the leader, young female who refuses to rllk with me?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Are you trying to show contempt of the Law?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Aw, boss, ca n''t I have any fun?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Beaten?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Bit of luck there already being a plague of rats here, eh?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Boots?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''But I did ask you if you could talk, did n''t I?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''But if it''s just someone knocking on the door in, you know, general high spirits, and we knock back, what are they going to think is up here?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''But rats do n''t really talk, do they?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''But supposing you have to?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''But surely you would n''t suggest a rat officer could be allowed to arrest a human?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''But what are we on top?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''But what of those who are n''t strong, please?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''But you know the best thing about Uberwald?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''But, you see, what we think is, really-''''Yes?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t they jump out?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t they just give him a dollar for his trouble and tell him to go away?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Can I ask a question, guv?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Can I ask a question, sir?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Can they talk too?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Can they talk?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Can we get round it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Can we just get back to clause thirty, Mr, er, Maurice?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Can we?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Can you help us?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Can you really see it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Can you see these, sir?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Can you see what we should do?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Can you … see how …?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Can … you … see … how … the … spring …?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Can … you … un- der- stand … me?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Co- operate?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Could n''t we just give him money?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Could you drop into the pit on a string?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Darktan?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Darktan?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Darktan?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Depend on him to do what, though?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Did I cry that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Did I say shut up?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Did I say talk?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t you hear the secret knock?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t you say"kitty yourself"?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Did that cat just say something?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Did that cat just speak?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Did that one have a hat on?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Did you hear something?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Did you hear that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Did you just say"I wish I was"?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Did you see the Big Rat?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Do I make personal remarks about your legs?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Do I?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t mind what?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you have any sense of drama?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you think it''s time I sorted out your rat problem once and for all?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you think there''s something wrong with a town where people''d pay more than a dollar for a loaf of bread?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Do rats often whizz through the air like that?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Do we have to eat him now?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Do we really need to keep on doing this?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Do you ever bother to look?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know about wars?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know nothing about your background at all?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know what an aglet is?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Do you mind?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Do you want to be the one to tell Big Savings?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Do you want to go first?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Does n''t that count?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Does there have to be a clue?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Domination?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Easy on the tap- dancing this time, all right?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Easy, is it?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Er … can I ask a question, sir?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Er … do you have to do much paperwork in your job?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Er … how will we know it''s the entrance to a secret passage?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Er … when you say"mark the place",''it said,''do you mean like we mark other places where we bury things?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Er … you said the second mouse gets the cheese, sir?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Er …''''Yes?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Er, er, you wedge the thingy …''''Which one is the thingy, Miss Nourishing?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Even keekees?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Even with our little friend here among the rats?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Everything?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Exactly how high?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, are you mad?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Expensive, eh?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Full of lovely spite and bite and boilin''bile?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Go and tie up these two somewhere, OK?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Go where?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Gone to another town?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Good advice?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Good, do you think he''ll do that here?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Got your ears blocked?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Halt, what is your business here?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Hang on, hang on … how can you have a plague of mime artists?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Has it been talking to us?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Has it ever happened, really?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Has it got a mirror?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Has there been some trouble?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Have n''t you heard of the Sisters Grim?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Have the people who tell these stories ever seen rats?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever looked at the rat tails, miss?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever looked closely at the rat tails?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''He wants me?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''He''s doing it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''He''s the government?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Hello?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Here, who stole some of the poison?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Here,''he said,''are n''t, mm, you a rat, too?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Hey?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Him?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Hit him with a last what?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Ho for the island, eh?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How about any witches?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How can a rat not be good at that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How can it be all right?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How come a cat knows a word like that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How did we get into this?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How did you teach them to speak?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How do I know?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How does it happen?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How far down are you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How is it we''ve never heard of this?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How long does it take to become mayor?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How much did you give them?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How much worse off can we be?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How should I know?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How would I know?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How would I know?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How would a rat king hunt?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How would you like us to be organized, sir?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How''d he get out?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I accidentally scratched you, did I?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I believe the fee for ridding the town of rats will be three hundred dollars?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I can go on playing my flute afterwards?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t think I said talk, did I?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t want people to think pipers should n''t get paid, do I?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I had to sew that back myself, you know?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I know it''s a rather daring idea, but perhaps this is just an ordinary shed?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I said do you hear me?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I said, what mouse do n''t we want to be like?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose there is n''t a Big Cat in the Sky, is there?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose there might not be a secret passage?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I thought he got smashed last week?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I thought we used to kill rats?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I want to see maximum squeaking and making faces at people and widdling on stuff, OK?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I wo n''t remember all this, will I, sir?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I … do n''t … think … so …''''Other rats?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I … it was … I had a feeling that-''''Rat kings can talk to people, ca n''t they?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll go and fetch S- sardines, shall I?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll just go and talk to him, shall I?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I''m a cat, right?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''I''ve got a rkrklk HAT on, right?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''In fact, you ca n''t be any help at all?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Inbrine will take squad two … Bestbefore?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Into a pit with a dog in it, sir?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Is a daughter''s hand in marriage usual in these circumstances?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Is he always like this?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Is it important?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Is it threatening us?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t he here?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t it hard?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t that a bit … unhygienic?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Is that Maurice''s voice?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Is that Maurice?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Is that a good thing or a bad thing, guv?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Is that true, Maurice?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Is this important?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''It ca n''t be a house for rats, can it?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''It could n''t, could it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''It did n''t frighten you, did it?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''It is?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''It was silly of me to worry, was n''t it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''It''s that … what''s up with you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''It''s … Maurice?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Just like that?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Just like that?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Just other rats?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Just pick those up when no- one''s looking, will you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Kinds?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Knife?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s get up there, shall we?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s make this the big one, then, eh?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Like Pilchards?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Like in Dick Livingstone?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Like these other rats I smell here?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Lock picks, right?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Locked in by your talking rats?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Look at that, will you?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Look, I''ll tell you what I''ll do … four whole loaves of bread, how about that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Look, are there really stories about rat kings?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Look, shall we get out of here before the rat- catchers come back?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Look, this is me, OK?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Malicia, do you understand?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Many rats … humans … fear … lots of fear … lots of rats, crowded … food … rat … you said she''s been eating rat?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Map, boss?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Maurice?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Maurice?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Maurice?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Maurice?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Maurice?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''May I?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Mayor?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Me?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Bunnsy?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Mayor?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Nah, nah, they call it Bath because …''The Amazing Maurice hesitated, but only for a moment,''because they got a bath, see?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Nah, nah,''said Maurice, who generally told people what they wanted to hear,''I mean our rats can out- think most humans, OK?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Nasty piece of work, is he?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''New here, are you?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''No what?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''No?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''No?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Not the pit?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Nothing at all?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Nourishing?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''OK, how about werewolves?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Oh yes?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Oh … really?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Oh … well, you know that kind of cat that grins all time?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, I am a one, are n''t I, young sir?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, I suppose they just grow on trees, do they?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, did someone speak?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, really?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, we''re back in your story, are we?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, you think too, do you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, you''re a spider?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, young-?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''On these paws?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''One of us, eh?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''One rat can be brave, but a bunch of rats is just a mob?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Ooooooberwald?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Or some handy matches that could burn through the rope?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Peaches and Dangerous Beans are to stay right back, understand?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Pencil?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps we''ll see you around, eh?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Playing Mummies and Daddies?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Poison, guv?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Poison?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Promise not to laugh?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Pull this grating out, will you?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Put a rat in a trap, sir?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Rats can what?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Rats play with fire?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Rats?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Ratter?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Ready to die for the Clan, Sardines?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Red?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Remember that one in Scrote?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Remember what happened last time, boss?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Remember when that dog found us?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Say it?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Say what?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''See the houses?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''See the little slider there?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''See the river?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''See those men on the door?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''See?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''See?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''See?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Shall I carry you down?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Shall I read to you from Mr Bunnsy?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Shall I scratch your eyes out?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Shall we queue up too?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Shall you and I have a little talk?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''She''s very … definite, is n''t she?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Sheesh, I just do n''t know what you lot would do without … anyone?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Sir''said like that meant''what are you talking about?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So how did they see it, eh?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So it''s really called Bath Blintz?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So let''s get him out of the trap, shall we?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So let''s say I''m left with three, right?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So what sort of master piece would you have to make to become a master rat- catcher?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So what were these, then?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So you are werewolves, then?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So … he said if we got rid of all the rats and pinched the stuff ourselves, well, it would n''t exactly be like stealing, would it?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So … who''s doing the listening?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So … you''re not going to tell the Watch about us?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So,''said the rat who''d raised the whole question about the invisible part,''when you wake up, where does the dreaming part go?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So,''said the voice of Malicia,''let''s go over it again, shall we?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''So?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Something happened, did n''t it?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Sort it out?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Steal it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Surely one of the rats who-?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Tell me,''said Keith,''have you ever met someone called Maurice?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Tell you what, let''s say one thousand dollars, OK?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''That was a,''airy- story?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''That''s all there is to it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''That''s because Maurice is-''A voice said,''Would you like us to go away until you''ve stopped being human?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''That''s foreign language for bath, see?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''That''s it?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''That''s not a poison, is it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''That''s not a rat talking, is it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''That''s the little female rat that coughs before she speaks, is n''t it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''That, sir?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''The crockery?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''The last leader gave me some advice just before he died, and do you know what it was?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''The little rat OK?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''The most interesting thing that happens at all is when Doris the Duck loses a shoe- a duck losing a shoe, right?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''The rats call it Number Three?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''The rats fought the dogs?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''The wall … how high, exactly?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''The what?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Then he''ll do what he''s told, right?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Then what about if a rat steals from me?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Then why are you scared to bet it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''There was Puss in Boots, obviously,''said Malicia,''and of course everyone knows about Dick Livingstone and his wonderful cat, do n''t they?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''They ca n''t be worse than the rat- catchers, can they?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''They were n''t real tails?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''They''re not frightened of complete darkness, are they?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''They''ve got that here?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''This is what you think is a sausage here, is it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Three hundred dollars he charges, did you know that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''To be pets?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Tonight?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Tread on them?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Two of mine, and call it quits?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Ventrilosqwism?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Was that all they said?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Was that sarcasm?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Was?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Wassat?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''We do n''t?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''We should talk to rats?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''We''re nothing but rats''?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''We''ve come across new poisons before, right?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''We''ve killed keekees, have n''t we?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''We- I made a rat king Stop it, stop it … stop it …''''And it''s still alive?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Well then,''he whispered, looking at his stomach,''is that you, Additives?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Well … you know, like … dreams?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Well, how did it stay on?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Well, if you do see them, tell them we''re looking for them, OK?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Well, my dear, another thing all those little governments spend their money on is rat- catchers, see?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Well, supposing we were kidnapped?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Well, that''s harmless, is n''t it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Well, then, in the dreams, when you''re being chased by dogs or flying or whatever … who is it that''s doing that?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Went straight up your trouser legs, did they?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Whadja think?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What about Mr Bunnsy?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What about you, kid?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What about you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What about your human?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What are they doing now?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What are you playing at, kid?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What can we do?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What could he have done?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What d''you mean, think?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What did you give them for the antidote?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What do I tell everyone?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What do they look like?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What do you know about it, kid?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, no rats?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, you do n''t know?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think happens to you, after you''re dead?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What does a secret passage look like?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What else?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What for?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What happened here?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What happened to that rat you took away?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What happened to you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What have you done with the poison?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What have you got in there?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What is a nodger and how do you shimmy it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What is in the other cellar then?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What is it this time?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What is the matter with Hamnpork?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What is worrying you, Darktan?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of a deal have you got with the rats?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of nodger is it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What poison was it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What shall we do with Fresh, sir?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What shall we do with her?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What the krckrck is that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What was it Hamnpork whispered to you just before he died?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What was it you had to do?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What was it you really put in the sugar?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What was your question, Nourishing?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What were you doing on a doorstep?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What would be the point of that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What''re they doing?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you doing here, miss?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you going to do, stick your fingers down their throats?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What''s a rat house?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What''s a rat king?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What''s another dead keekee?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What''s funny?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What''s my tail like?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What''s odd about the rats?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What''s she done this time?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that word Dangerous Beans invented?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that you''ve got there, boy?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the name of the town, kid?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What''s up with Hamnpork?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What''ve they found up there?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What, a fighter like this one?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What, all of you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What, for illegal shaving?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What, for you, too?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What, in her adventuring bag?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What, like the plague?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What, me?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What, that I''ve been talking to a rat and a cat?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What, the green wobbly bit?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What, the mad one?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What, the rats with their tails all knotted together?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What, wearing them?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Where are the rat- catchers?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Where are you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Where are you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s my official chain?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s the kid?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s your cat?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Which one, sir?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Which one?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''While they''re alive?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you to say"let''s get organized"?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Who by?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Who said that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s Peaches?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s telling stories now, eh?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why are we letting these out?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you giving orders?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you making faces like that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why did n''t she say anything?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why did n''t you sell me?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why did you do it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t they fight the dogs?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t we just say"Hello, we''re up here"?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why do rat- catchers need rolls of wire netting?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why do we want this one hanging around?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why do you charge such a lot?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why have n''t you arrested him?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why is there a rat hole in a rat- catchers''shed?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why nineteen pints of milk?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why should I?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why would rat- catchers put rats in cages?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why would you hear about it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why''re you all holding sticks?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why''re you talking like this?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Will they go runny?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Will they, do you think?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Will they?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Will we?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Will you go with Darktan''s crew to find out where she came from?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Word in your ear, guv?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Would you feel better if I said no?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like some cheese?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yes what?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yes … no … I … do n''t … it''s hard to tell …''''Dogs?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, boss?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but … Dangerous Beans?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, kid?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sir?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You a rat piper, kid?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You are, er, settling in well?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You are?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You bite them in the neck?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You ca n''t pay?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You could be on ten per cent, you know?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t have any money?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t know anything about people, do you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t look like the kind of kid that''d poison a man to his face …''''How about me?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t think it''ll work?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t think it''s a funny name?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t think what we''re doing is, you know … dishonest, do you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t trust me, kid?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You do?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You get locked out of your room as a punishment?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You going to try anything, kid?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You going to try anything?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You gon na give that rat a good squeezing?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You got information from a rat?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You have n''t got one?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You heard about the Dark Wood in the Book?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You heard it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You heard me, right?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You know about these things?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You know all about rats all of a sudden?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You know what your father''s been and gone and done just now?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You know where you said it was going to be such a good evening?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You lied?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You made it up?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You mean synchronized swimming?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You mean the pinky- grey bit?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You mean when he said that would n''t be any fun, getting it that way?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You mean you have n''t got anything in your bag to fight rats?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You mean you take something like that out just for something like this?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You mean,''said Malicia,''if they did n''t have ratcatchers here they''d have fewer rats?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You need all of that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You really can talk?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You stole from everyone and blamed it on the rats, did n''t you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You think it''s just luck too, eh, kid?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You think so?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You think something might have happened to her, sir?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You told him about Sardines?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You want it trailing around eating our food and messing things up?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You want us to work for them?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You were expecting something more?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You''d bet on Jacko doing it, would you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You''re a cat?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You''re all talking?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You''re new, are n''t you?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not the third and youngest son of a king, are you?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You''re-?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve been the leader for … how long?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve got a plan?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	''… it''s something to do with plagues of rats, right?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	- From Mr Bunnsy Has An Adventure   Why am I doing this?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	- From Mr Bunnsy Has An Adventure   ''Hello?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	1?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	A black cat that brings in a gold coin every month or so, would n''t you say that''s a lucky cat to have?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	A cat with my talents?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	A cat?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	A lock, maybe?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	A map of … of what we are and where we''re going …''''Oh, you mean like that lovely island?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	A pipe?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	A rat who wears the teeth- marks of the Bone Rat like a belt?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	A tap- dancing rat?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	A trombone for charming rats?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	A voice behind him said, What kind of thing are you?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	A voice from out of the darkness said,''Are there any wizards in there?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	AND HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT NOW?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	After a while Peaches said,''Yes, but that was a long time ago, was n''t it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	After all I''ve been through?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Aglet?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Agoniza and Eviscera Grim?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Agreed?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	All legs present?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	All right?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And Dangerous Beans says there''s things we should do''cos they''re right, well, who works out what''s right?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And Maurice thought: Where did you come from?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And being dead is like being asleep, is n''t it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And everyone believed them?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And he''d said it in such a sad, hollow voice … Where are they now, CAT?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And heard:''Hey, stupid- looking kid?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And it goes … there''s some kind of an arrangement, right?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And now … where is everyone?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And that means it''s … what?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And that will be a very lucky town, because then there''ll be rules, see?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And the clockmakers will be doing well, too,''''Why?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And the rat who''d mentioned the feet said,''Oh, the squishy green wobbly bit?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And the thing is … look, what I''m saying is, you''re the leader, right?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And then-''''Are you saying we should bribe the rats?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And then-''''Oh?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And this one was: they did n''t have to check everyone that came through the gate, did they?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And we would rule the rat world together, would we?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And what about the aglets, eh?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And what about the luck?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And what are we going to do, then?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And what do governments do with money?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And what does Sergeant Doppelpunkt think about that?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And when I win, what will I get?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And who has the candle?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And why do we want to be like the second mouse?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And why is everyone staring at you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And you can control the dark, yes?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And you can make a rat dance, can you, kid?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And you know the worst part?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And you know what that means, do n''t you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	And … Sardines?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Another one said,''Did you hear about the Bone Rat?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Any questions?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Any questions?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Any vampires in there?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Anyway … so you really are a magical cat, then?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Are there any heavily- armed trolls employed by the mail- coach company in there?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Are you going to help or not?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Are you joking?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Are you planning to run to help the white rat?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Are you still dead, sir?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure it''s your real name?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	BEFORE YOU BIT HIS HEAD OFF?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	BUT YOU WERE RUN OVER BY A CART ONLY LAST MONTH, WEREN''T YOU?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	But carefully, eh?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	But how close?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	But if this is going to be the last time, let''s make it one to remember, eh?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	But we do n''t want to tell that to Dangerous Beans, do we?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	But … does n''t the first mouse get something, sir?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	But … giving it to them as the antidote as well, that''s a bit … a bit …''''Clever?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you just see it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Cages, maybe?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Can I pick you up?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Can we get on with things?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Can you find them?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Can you hear me, sir?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Can you imagine someone actually invented that name and did n''t laugh?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Can you imagine?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Cats talk now, too?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Cats?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Cling bong bang, bing clong bong?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Come here looking for work, have you?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Come on- please?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Cup of tea?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	D''you know my father kept them all from when he was a kid?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Dangerous Beans had said,''But now we can also say"what is a rat?"''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Darktan opened his mouth to say: Like you?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Darktan?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Dead rats do n''t run away, do they?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Did I mention the stick is bending?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Did he?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t I tell you someone would notice?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t one cellar look like another?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t think anyone would notice them, eh?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Did that cat just say"gerbil"?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Did the coachman run away or did you kill him?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Did you ever hear about that place in Klatch?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Did you just talk?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Did you meet him, Maurice?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Did you play with Additives?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Did you see to it, Inbrine?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t tell me, do n''t tell me …''''Huh?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you know about him?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you know anything about the poisons you use?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Do we want a lot of scrapping amongst ourselves at a time like this?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Do you call that narrative tension?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Do you even swear in Rat, rat boy?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Do you know how a piper kills rats?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Do you know how many old cellars there are here?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Do you know that rats can eat a human alive?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what a masterpiece is?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what he meant?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what it feels like, saying"Hello food, can you talk?"
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Do you really mean that, Maurice?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Do you see me?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Do you want to see that happen to our rats?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Does it matter?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Does it matter?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Does oo want a biscuit?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Does oo want dese nice scraps, den?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Eight of them?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Er … how can we use the piper?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Er … what''s your name, miss?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Er … when?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Ever see a cat feed a human?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	FOR A WHILE?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Fair enough?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Finally, Malicia''s voice said:''Are you two up there or not?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Get my drift?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Gone through all this again?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Good plan, eh?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Good with a trombone, are you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Got plenty of money, have you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Had it been made by humans?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Had they been running?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	He leads them into the river where … are you listening? … where they all drown!
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	He must have heard it, must n''t he?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	He settled for saying,''Is Hamnpork all right?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	He tried to make a face which said Do n''t be a complete twerp, OK?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	He''d been expecting- what?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	He''d realized there was something educated about the rats when he jumped on one and it''d said,''Can we talk about this?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	He''d wriggle out of it, would n''t he?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Heard of that?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Here come my eyes … WHAT?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	His own thoughts said: what, me?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Hold on … hold on … The voice had said: You can see them … How did it know?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	How can rats be so still and so silent?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	How can that happen?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	How could fur ache?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	How did a cat learn not to be a cat?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	How do-?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	How does it work?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	How mad would anything have to be to think like that?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	How many times have I told you?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	How many''s in the special cage?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	How the krrp will we find Hamnpork in this lot?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	How will you fight my rats?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	How will you recognize me?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Huh?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Humans, eh?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	I ate him, OK?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	I can get a terrier for ten loaves and they''re mad for rats … no?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	I can see it''s difficult for you to talk to rats, but humans like talking to cats, right?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	I can see the shape of an idea in my head but I ca n''t think of the words for it, do you understand?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	I remember you were very keen to see him appointed, were n''t you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	I suppose that means there will be tiny signs in human language in the rat tunnels?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	I think you two had better come with me, do n''t you?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	I wonder what he''s going to tell me?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	I wonder what type it is?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	I''ll just watch, shall I?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	I''ll tell you what, you help them and I''ll go somewhere warm, how about that?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	I''m a cat, right?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	I''m not going to go all through this again, understand?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	If rats make your legs explode, why do rat- catchers have to have a big lock on their shed?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	If you ran out on them and left them here, how could you look those little wobbly noses in the face again?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	In the dark, CAT?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	In the pit, remember?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	In the thick, warm, damp darkness a voice said,''All right, who''s got the matches?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	In the town square?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Is he yours, boy?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t it OBVIOUS?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t it obvious?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Is that my conscience?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Is this a new tea?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	It burned if you got it on your feet?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	It''s a two- for- one deal, see?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	It''s all a big swindle, yes?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Kill it deadl Do you hear me?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Know how that feels, seeing the green wobbly bit like that?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Let me ask this stupid- looking kid, who I''ve never seen before: are you an orphan?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Let''s suppose my clients leave here and move down river, shall we?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Little figures come out every quarter of an hour and bang the bells?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Magical rats?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Malicia appeared to think about things for a while, and then said, as if it was n''t very important really,''And, er … you''re staying, yes?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Maurice tried to think loudly: Can … You … Read … My … Mind?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Maurice?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Maybe the rats just get crowded together and their tails get twisted up?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Maybe they were made by a Big Human?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Most of them had annoyed Hamnpork no end, like the time when Dangerous Beans had said,''What is a rat?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Much better if we take it, eh?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	My official hat?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	My official robe?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Narratively satisfying?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	No- one is to go any further along that tunnel, understood?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Nothing can stop rats like you, right?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Now, where were we?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	OF COURSE NOT, MAURICE …''Maurice?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	OK. We know about these, do n''t we?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	OK?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Oh, so you think you are a good rat?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Oh?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Or are you thinking of making a dash for the daylight?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Or is that the kind of thing you only get to hear about when you are a hexperienced rat- catcher?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Or supposing we escaped and swam ashore and ended up on an island where there''s nothing but coconuts?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Or that I''m going to know they''re still there when the match goes out?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Or … had they thrown it away?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Otherwise the news''ll get around and no- one''ll show him any respect, and if you have n''t got respect, what have you got?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Over by the fountain?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Peaches carried it around as though it was a hugely precious thing- Will I find them first?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	People are going to ask questions, and the only question I want them to ask is"Where did the rat- catchers go?"
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	People ran into it before they knew?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Pinching the food and then saying,"It was the rats, honest"?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Piper to piper?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Prob''ly not broken skin yet?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Promise?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Rats have kings?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Rats who could n''t smell a cat?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Really, have n''t you people ever read a book?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Really?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Remember back in Scrote when Sardines got in that kettle and blew a raspberry at the old woman when she lifted the lid?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Remember last month?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Remember the sign over the door?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Right-''''Can I come, sir?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Right?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Satisfied?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	See my fine rats?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	See the people in the streets?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	See the stupid cat?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	See, little rats?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Sergeant Doppelpunkt?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Shall I act like a CAT?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Shall I be like you?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Shall I keep one of them alive?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Shall I tell you about the Bone Rat?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Shall I tell you that the stupid- looking kid and the silly- sounding girl are going to die?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Shall I wear a red carnation?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Shall we play a game?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Shall we?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	She … Toxie?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Should the daughter of a mayor be expected to wash up at least once a week?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Sir?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Sir?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Sir?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Sir?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	So it made humans, too?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	So it must be an invisible part that lives inside you, yes?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	So news does n''t travel very fast, see?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	So who''s the big boss?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	So you got to act like you know what you''re doing, OK?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	So … why would rats and a cat be friends?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	So?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Sorry, but we- isn''t that Peaches?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Special leader wisdom, was it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Stories about little people with wings going tinkle- tinkle?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Suppose the … the dream of Additives around inside him?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Suppose their voice stayed inside you?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Suppose we ended up at sea?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Supposing we were captured by pirates?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Supposing you ate one?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Surprised, eh?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	THREE?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Tail?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Talking cats?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Tell … me …''he panted,''… what … kind … of … trap?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	That I can see the eyes?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	That way he''ll look pretty silly, eh?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	That''s right,''cos what can you get with money?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	That''s why you should n''t go in there, see?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	That''s your plan?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	The head rat- catcher is your brother- in- law, is n''t he, Mr Raufman?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	The little wobbly nose?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	The ones BEHIND YOU?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	The rat who''d asked the question said,''But what about the bit inside?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	The streets have got cobbles on, right?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	The voice had come from behind him, had n''t it?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	The voice had n''t really been there, had it?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	The white rat …''Where is Dangerous Beans?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	The- Did you say that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Then he looked up at the kid and said,''Good ratter, is he?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Then why are we scrabbling around underground trying to find him?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Then will you share our PAIN?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	There was a pause before the voice said,''How do you mean, dishonest?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	There was nervous laughter from the watchers, but a voice said,''Oh, they''re easy …''''Who said that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	There was no such thing as enchanted chicken giblets, was there?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	There were three knocks on the stable door, and then Malicia''s voice rose again with''Hello, did you hear the secret knock?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	There''re bound to be plenty of new types of traps, but we learn fast, do n''t we?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	There''s a then?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	They always have a candle alight somewhere in their tunnels, wherever they-''''Dangerous Beans?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	They always said things like''What?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	They had voices, right?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	They think they''ve seen rats in that town?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	They would n''t drop this, would they?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	They''d say things like''Does oo want a bowl of milk, den?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Think you''re the rat piper, do you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Thinks?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Thirty- two angry rats?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Thirty- two?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Three hundred dollars, was n''t it?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Three hundred dollars?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Three hundred dollars?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	To show that you could really control rats?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Told the rats to stay underground with their ears blocked up?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Trying to give a cat orders?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Twenty of them?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Understand?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Understand?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	VERMIN?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Wages for what, I hear you cry?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Wake me up when they bring the, mm, tea in, will you, puss?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Wanna be Lord Mayor?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Was Maurice safe?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Was it, as Dangerous Beans believed, a vision of some bright future?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Was that a rat swearword?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	We all know what happens when a mysterious orphan turns up and challenges someone big and powerful, do n''t we?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	We do n''t want anyone to panic, do we?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	We do n''t want to be like the first mouse, eh?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	We just go, right?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	We''ll take the money and nick a boat down at the jetty, OK?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	We''re going to- Yes?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Well, Mr Assistant Rat- catcher?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Well, thanks to chattery little Nourishing, you''re the rat that looked the Bone Rat right in the face and came back, are n''t you …?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Well, we''ll see what they do to him, shall we?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Well?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Were you beaten and starved and locked in a cellar?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What did it think he was, a dog?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What did you say?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What do you think?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What do you think?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What does a cat need money for?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What does the first mouse get?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What does this bit do, sir?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What good was a cat with a conscience?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What have they been doing?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What is it this time?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What kind of creature are you?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What kinds of music do you play?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What mouse do we want to be like?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What shall I do now, Miss Nourishing?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What sort of name is that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What was it Dangerous Beans had said?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What was it for?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What was the point of education, he thought, if people went out afterwards and used it?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What would we have done afterwards?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What''s an aglet got to do with anything?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What''s happened to Dangerous Beans?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What''s happening, Sardines?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What''s in the kitty-?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What''s red about him?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What''s the good of the rat- catchers offering us 50p a tail if the rats are so cunning?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What''s the worst part?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What''s your name … miss?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	What?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	When I am everything that truly is RAT?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	When she tracked down the Mysterious Headless Horseman?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	When you die, where does that bit that''s inside you go?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Where does that go?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Where does"right"and"wrong"come from?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Where is the mayor?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Where would you look, if you''re such an expert?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the harm in that?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Which talks?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Which way now?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Who can say?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Who had given them noses?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Who knows what I can have them thinking in half an hour?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Who taught them that governments are very-?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Whoever heard of a rabbit talking?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Why are you all standing around?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t you use it?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Why did you do that?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Why should he give it all away?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Why should it think anything?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Why should she give us a home?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Why''re you standing around?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Will you OBEY ME?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Will you feel my … PAIN?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Will you … CO- OPERATE?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	With the sparkly blue bits?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Wo n''t I?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Worth a try?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Wotcha, Sardines, how''re you doing?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Would killing you have made anything better for us?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Would not work?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Would that be better?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Would the … voice know where he was if he opened his eyes now?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Would they?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Would you, er, join me?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Would your life have been different if it had been banana- flavoured?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Y''know?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	YOU CAN''T EXPLAIN?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	YOU SURE?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	You ca n''t pay?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	You can get into the harness and do it, can you?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	You can think?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	You defy me?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t have a knife of any kind?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	You eat cats here?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	You have plans for rats?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	You know that clock they''ve got in Bonk?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	You mean have I eaten anyone lately?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	You see them?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	You think I do n''t know what rats''tails look like?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	You think that makes it easier?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	You understand?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	You were saying killing a rat would be murder?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	You''d have to trap them first, and then you''ve got slippery bits of string that are moving all the time and the other end keeps on biting you?
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	Your leg exploded lately, Sardines?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	or''Where?''
The Amazing Maurice and His Edu - Terry Pratchett	said the kid, the kind of''no''that means''why are you asking?''
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Was he the one with the bad teeth?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	-back? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett -here?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	-tortoise? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett A good cause?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	A lantern that does n''t shine for a man that does n''t see?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	A perfect shape for what?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	A symbol?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	A tavern? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett A world on the back of a tortoise?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	About life being like a sparrow flying through a room? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Across the desert?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	After all,Nhumrod went on, oblivious to the secret chorus in Brutha''s head,"what kind of miracles could a tortoise do?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	After feeding-?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Against who?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Ah? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Aha what?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	All right? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett All the more for us, eh, Angus?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	All went well?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Ambi- sinister?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And about how often what is perceived is not that which is fundamentally true?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And after a hundred years?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And be stoned?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And how does it know?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And how long has our journey taken?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And how long is that going to be?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And how long will doing things one after another take you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And it''s really on the back of a giant turtle?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And mushrooms, too?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And no one left by the gate? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett And over there?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And passage through Ephebe?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And people can read them?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And something for the tortoise?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And soon it will want to be fed, have you thought about that?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And striking honest men is considered proper godly behavior, is it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And the Prophet Abbys? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett And the battering- ram?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And the roast pig?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And the things down there?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And then we shall go again?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And then what?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And then what?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And then you''ll take it to bits, will you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And then?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And they''d cut me down here and now if you commanded it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And we can leave the palace?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And what are you going to do?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And what can we do for you, young man?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And what did Om do? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett And what did this voice say?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And what do you think of it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And what do you want to know about gods?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And what does that stand on?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And what is at the end of the desert?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And what is this plot?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And what rights do you demand, little tortoise?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And where are you going to with all these camels on this fine morning, brother?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And where is this device now?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And where will your Library be then?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And who had the melon, eh?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And women?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And you believe that, do you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And you can keep him alive for-?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And you gave him his money back?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And you know what? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett And you say you''re him?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And you were going to be a bull?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And you''d tell this to other people?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Another daft idea, Didactylos?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Any eagles about?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Any idea how you get there?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Any mushrooms in these parts?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t you going to watch the battle? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Are we going, or what?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Are you a philosopher? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Are you a philosopher?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Are you a slave?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Are you a slave?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Are you all philosophers?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Are you doing something to me?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Are you going to scourge it with hoof and flame?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Are you listening to me?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Are you proposing to tell me he was struck by lightning?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure you wo n''t stay?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Around here? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Barbarian?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Beer cold enough?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Blasphemy? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Bread and milk?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Brother Nhumrod?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Brutha?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Brutha?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Brutha?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Brutha?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Brutha?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But I got orders to- ”Are you deaf?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But extremely loyal, you say?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But how do you know?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But if you''ve been down here as a tortoise, who''s been listening to the prayers? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett But is all this true?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But still caves?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But the deacon told us- ”Corporal?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But we do n''t need Ibid''s Civics or Gnomon''s Ectopia, that''s for sure- ”What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But what happens to me now?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But what if the exquisitors are wrong?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But what''s it a sign of?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But which twenty?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But why be angry with us?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But why not?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But why?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But why?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But you carry a lantern?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But you''ve got an amphora on board?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But, er, you keep it for me, yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But- but where are we going?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you beat it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you imagine what it''s like to be that sparrow, and know about the darkness? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Ca n''t you manage even a curse?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you speak to it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Call that a hypotenuse? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Can I borrow the towel?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can I have my tortoise?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can I trust you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can I trust you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can I what?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can we all get on board?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can we surprise them?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can you dig down to it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can you do it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can you get in?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can you get us out of here?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can you remember everything that''s ever happened to you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can you stop him?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can you swim?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can you use one?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can you walk?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Carting soil and pruning plants?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Caves?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Cenobiarch?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Come on what?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Compared to a god? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Could he make the doors open?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Could someone fetch my tortoise?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Could they do it as well?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Could you make them work?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Could you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Crush ants underfoot? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Cut off a leg?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Dates? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Definite?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Deserve? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Did I ever tell you about the Brown Islands?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did I say that?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did I?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did I?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did he? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Did it work?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t I say I''d go down there alone?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t I tell you to bring him here?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did not the Great God declare, through the Prophet Abbys, that there is no greater and more honorable sacrifice than one''s own life for the God?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did that work?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did you fly?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did you hear him? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Did you hear me?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did you talk to the blacksmith?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did you-?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did your fathers have this remarkable faculty?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you fear death? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Do n''t you get the sun everywhere all the time?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you know anything? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Do they always swim around ships like this?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do we know where he lives?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you even begin to understand what you have here, Urn?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you get brought back?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you have a tongue, boy?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what a tortoise is?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you know, Brutha,he said,"I do not think there is a single person in the Citadel who would dare to interrupt me at prayer?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you really think so? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Do you really think you''ll get him back to the Citadel and they''ll believe you?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you recognize these learned fathers on my left and right?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you think that tortoise was a god, master?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you think you can walk? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Do you think you could find out quickly?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand me?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you want to join them?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do your soldiers obey your orders?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Does he? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Does n''t sing, does it?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Does n''t use expensive soap?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Does some old prophet say anything about nosy bastards being given a thump alongside the ear?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Does what?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Eating properly, that sort of thing?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Ephebians?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Ever been in a battle, Urn?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me, but why did we stop?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Fair?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Fancy some sherbet for afters?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Feeding?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Feel a bit full, do we? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Fighting?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Find a philosopher?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Finished what?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	For fighting Ephebians?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Full of giant purple singing slugs? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Funny?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	G''n y''himbe bo?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Goats?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Gods are doing this to us?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Gods, eh?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Gods? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Gods?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Going to Ephebe on a boat? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Going to have a bath, then?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Going to teach it to do tricks, then?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Got a good memory?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Great God?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Happen a lot, does it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Have I impressed you with my use of careless language, Brutha?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Have you been fighting?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Have you eaten anything?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever heard of a country called Istanzia?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever heard, he said,"of Ethics?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Have you read it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Have you seen one anywhere else today?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Have you thought of all the possibilities?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Have you tried beating him?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	He did?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	He has got a good memory?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	He really did all that?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	He''s been here for a hundred years?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Here to talk about the treaty?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Hey, how about giving me a pair of compasses and coming back in, say, half an hour?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Hey, sunshine?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	High Priest, right?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Hmm? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Hmm?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Hmm?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Hmm?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Hot yet, Brutha?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How about rain?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How about something useful?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How about` Think for Yourself''?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How are they opened, then?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How are you feeling?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How are you feeling?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How can people talk like that?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How can this be?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How did it get here, mmm?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How did we do, Urn?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How did you get in here, little creature?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How did you get under there?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How do I find a philosopher?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How do you know that?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How do you know this? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett How do you know?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How do you know?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How does it work?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How does the guide get in?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How far can a lion go with a spear wound like that in him?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How is it in there?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How long has he been down here?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How long were they trying?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How many are there?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How many of them are important?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How many soldiers?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How many talking tortoises have you met?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How old were you at that time?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How should I know? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett How should I know?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How soon can you have it all finished?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How will we know he''s remembered them?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How would you like to be an abomination in the nethermost pit of chaos?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How''s Urn''s steam machine?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How''s your memory?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How, then, has he become such a capable pupil?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett How?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Huh?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Hurricane?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I am sorry, lord?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I am your God, right?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I am? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett I expect his lordship wo n''t mind about the mirror because it turned out to be useful?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I have to go and see him now?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I have to walk it alone?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I left my clothes in the bath?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what''s the point?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I said, can you swim?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I said, could Fergmen make these hydra haulics work?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I suppose it''s too late to ask for, say, a five per cent royalty?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I suppose you''ve no idea of the way to that paradise either?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I think you probably had an idea while you were in the bath?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I thought that''s what we wanted to do?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I wonder what passes through the poor little creature''s head when he''s dropped?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I''m doing it straight into your head, do you understand?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I''m here, but I''m not a- ”How''re you feeling?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	If you did n''t dictate them, who did?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	If you''re going to kill me, can I pray to my God first?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	In case Vorbis finds us?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	In that case,said Brutha triumphantly,"what does the turtle stand on?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Indeed? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Infinite variety, eh?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is he here?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is it a wise sort of bird, then?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is it always this cold?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is it? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Is it?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is one less than fifty- one?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is something wrong?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is that any help?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is that how it always has to be?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is that how people read in Omnia?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is that supposed to mean something?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is that you, Bosun Coplei?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is there a watchman?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is there a way out?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is there any water to drink?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is there any water?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is there something wrong, brother?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is this man''s father still alive?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	It''s a funny thing,he said,"but why is it that the heathens and the barbarians seem to have the best places to go when they die?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	It''s a good thing I had a mirror, yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	It''s a sign?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	It''s better than us doing this to us, is n''t it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	It''s reasonable, is n''t it? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett It''s written, is it?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Just give me a leg up, will you? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Justice?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Keep us talking while your soldiers got into position, eh?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Like what?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Like-?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Look through hoops, that kind of thing?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Look, I merely suggested, to indicate the nature of paradox, right, that if Xeno the Ephebian said,` All Ephebians are liars-''"See? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Lord Vorbis?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Lord?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Lord?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Map? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Master?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	May we not study the works of the infidel in order to be more alert to the ways of heresy?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Me?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Me?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Melons? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Might meet a few friends on the way, eh?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Mm?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Mmm?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Mmm?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Months?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	My lord?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	My lord?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	My son?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Name?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Never say a bloody word, do you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	No threat? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett No?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	No?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Not just a Great God, then?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Not solid bronze? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Nothing wise about penguins, is there?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Nothing you want to say?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Novice Brutha,he said,"for what reason are you talking to a small tortoise?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Novice Brutha?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Now do you believe me?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Now, Brutha,he said,"you know what happens to people who tell falsehoods, do n''t you?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Now, I am sure you would n''t presume to consider yourself one of them? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Now,"he said,"you sure you''ve got it all?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Oh, and they''ll listen, will they?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Oh, he does? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Oh, well, it must have been me, yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Oh, you mean alcohol? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Oh?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Oh?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Om?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Om?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Om?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Om?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	On a battlefield? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett On the back?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	On the tray?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Or even Father Brutha? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Ossory?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Ought?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Overspeed? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Pardon?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Pardon?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Patina the Goddess of Wisdom? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett People will soon see that those other ones are no good at all, wo n''t they?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	People?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Poisonous snakes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Really? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Really?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Really? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Really?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Really? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Really?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Regardless, eh?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Remember what I said about fundamental truth, Brutha? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Remembering the scrolls okay?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Right? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Right?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Saying that the world is flat and goes through space on the back of a giant turtle?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Saying?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	See that man cleaning the mugs? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett See the gleam?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	See? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Sergeant Simony?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Sergeant? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Shall I leave you here?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Shall I remind the others?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Shifted that one, eh?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Sir, surely only things that exist are worth believing in?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Slightly lions?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Smash it up? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett So did the Ephebians kill Brother Murduck?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	So much for Om, perhaps?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	So the Ephebians want peace, do they?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	So we rush them, then?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	So why would they let us establish a beachhead?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Something wrong?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Somewhere in Howondaland, is n''t it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Sorry?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Sorry?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Sorry?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Soup?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Still capable of walking?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Suppose he''d read the scrolls? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Surely not?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Sweets from the trolley?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Talking money? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Talking to the tortoise, were you?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Tell me,said Brutha, sipping his mug of water,"do any of them know much about gods?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Ten sides? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett That kind?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	That more or less than fifty- one?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	That''s the Library?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	The Turtle Moves, eh?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	The Turtle Moves?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	The Turtle Moves?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	The big knobbly wheels?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	The desert coast?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	The evidence of our existence is the fact of our existence, is that what you''re saying?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	The ones with the big flowers?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	The rest of the soldiers?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	The what?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	The whole scroll?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Them? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Then he must have flown over the wall, do you think?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Then what-?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Then who gave it to him?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	There are windows open?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	There is?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	There''s a God of Lettuce?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	There''s a big shaft through the wall there, see? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett There''s lions here?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	These are all books?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	They speak poisonous gibberish about turtles, do they not? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett They threw vegetables?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	They''ve got a goddess for painted jezebels?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Think logically, will you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	This is how an Ephebian philosopher behaves?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	This is how they do things in Ethics, is it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Throw me over the side, why do n''t you? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett To die in the desert?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	To the room? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Top man?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Turn lettuce into gold, perhaps?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Two bags of sugared dates for the price of one, how about it? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Uh,"said the ghost of the captain,"did you just say` were''?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Urn? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Use your left hand, do you?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Useful? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Vorbis?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Vorbis?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Was it? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Watch for what?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Water that''s turned to stone?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	We spoke once, did we not, of the nature of reality?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	We''re fighting Ephebians?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	We''ve been having our bath again, have n''t we?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	We?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Well, have n''t there always been? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Well, have you got a piece of chalk?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Well, if people did n''t kill one another, there''d be more people to believe in you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Well, now,said Argavisti,"Cenobiarch of Omnia, eh?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Well, you know lions?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Well,he said,"does it?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Well? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Well?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Well? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Well?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Well?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Well?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Were they trying to get through to him, too?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Wha''happened?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What Book of Creation?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What about his memory?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What about me?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What ails you, Brutha?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What ails you, my son?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What are they?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What are you doing here, novice?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What are you doing?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What are you doing?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What are you going to do with him?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What are you looking for?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What can I tell you? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett What can you do?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What circles?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What comes out of the big long spout thing at the front?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What d''you mean, you do n''t know?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What day is it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What did he say?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What did you say to him, then?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What do philosophers look like?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What do they stand on?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What do tortoises usually drink?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What do you intend?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What do you mean, and then what?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What do you mean, of? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett What do you mean?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What do you mean?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What do you mean?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What do you propose?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What do you think it wanted to do?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What do you think?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What do you think?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What do you want that for?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What do you want to do, then?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What do you want to go to Omnia for?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What does engendered mean?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What fall?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What for? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett What god did they worship?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What good are they to you? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett What happened to Brother Murduck?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What happens then?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What happens then?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What happens to those who do n''t?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What is at the end of the desert?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What is it you fear?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What is it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What is it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What is the first thing you can remember, my son?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What is this thing?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What is your plan, young man?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What is?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What job? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett What journey?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What kind of drawbacks?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What makes you think that?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What now?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What of? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett What says so?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What shall I do? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett What sort of place is Ankh?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What the hell''s happening?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What things?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What was on the tray, my son?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What was that bird that walked in when the Goddess-he tasted the unfamiliar word-"of Wisdom was mentioned?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What was that for? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett What was that?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What were their names?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What were they?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What were you doing in the garden?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''ll it be?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''re these berries?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''re you doing?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''re you thinking of? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett What''s a metaphor?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s a philosopher?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s a pi?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s all this stuff?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s fair?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s it doing now?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s so fascinating about a lion''s den?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s that got to do with anything?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s that?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s the difference?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s the eagle trying to do to you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s the matter with him?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s the matter?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s the matter?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s the name of this vessel?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s this, love? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett What''s this?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s wrong with it? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett What''ve you got?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What, a lot of old men running around the streets with no clothes on?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What, all of it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What, lolling around all day while slaves do the real work? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	When did you start think- when did you remember all this?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	When do you intend to, uh, demonstrate it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	When the Great God is with us,he said,"who can stand against us?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	When they do,said Brutha, feeling lightheaded,"could you wait until they''ve shown me visions of carnal gratification?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	When was this?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where are we? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Where do they get the water from?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where does the shaft go to?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where is he now?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where is this place?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where they get them?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where''s Number Four?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where''s Vorbis?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the priest?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where, uh, do you get it? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Where?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Which end?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Which one was that?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Which ones are you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Which way to Omnia?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Which we?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who are you? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Who are you?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who built it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who cares what any book says?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who cares? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Who cares?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who cares?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who did it before?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who ever heard of a turtle ten thousand miles long? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Who is this fool?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who knows? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Who said it''s a ball?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who sent you, boy?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who told him I was omnipotent?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who were the people who lived here?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who''re you talking to, priest?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who''re you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who''s he?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who''s he?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who''s this bugger?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why are you here?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why are you talking to this stupid person?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t he chop your legs off?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why do n''t we land somewhere along here?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why do n''t you run away?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why do people need gods?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why do you bother with him? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Why does n''t anyone lock them away safely, then?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why does n''t he eat fresh bread?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why have n''t I got any clothes on?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why not? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Why not?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why not? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Why not?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why put your hand into a grinder? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Why should I get you out of here?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why should I make the world? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Why should we trust him?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why should we trust you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why worry about Vorbis?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why''d the captain tell me something like that?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why''d they just fly away, then?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why''re you doing all this?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why''s there a door on its back?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why''s there another one in its belly?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Why?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Will it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Will they be back?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Will we ever be strong enough?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Will you go to hell if you have a drop of spirit?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Will you help?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Will you please excuse me a moment?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Would I?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Would the Great God Om-holy horns-"ever manifest Himself in such a lowly creature as this?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Would this be lots of copies?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Wst?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yeah? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Yes, Brutha?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes, Brutha?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes, but what''s the alternative?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes, lord?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes, lord?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes, lord?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes, lord?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes, lord?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes, my Brutha?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes, sergeant?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes, sergeant?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett Yes?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You all right? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett You are blind?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You believe the Great God Om watches everything you do, do n''t you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You ca n''t even do that?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You ca n''t hear it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You ca n''t mean you want to go by yourself?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You call that a thunderbolt?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You call this philosophy?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You can remember them just by looking?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You can talk?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You come back?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You could n''t manage just a small commandment? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett You deny it?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You did n''t live up there, then?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t have many friends, do you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t know?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t know?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t like it, do you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t understand anything I''m talking about, do you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t want to go back to Omnia?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You do understand, do n''t you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You forget things?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You get a lot of tortoises?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You have beaten him for that, at least?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You know I traveled a lot when I was much younger?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You know already?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You know everything?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You know of these things?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You know the stone plants?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You know, I ca n''t think of a better time?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You mean it''s confused?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You mean this is n''t a storm?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You mean you do n''t know it''s true?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You mean you do n''t know?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You mean you do n''t know?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You really think they did human sacrifice?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You roast people in it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You see the way it is built? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett You see?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You see?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You set fire to your own Library?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You sure?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You think it''s like watching words paint themselves across the sky? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett You think that?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You think tyrants wo n''t build''em too?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You think we''ll get there? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett You want me to kill all the inquisitors?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You want one? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett You want to know about gods?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You were dropped? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett You will not show yourself like this again?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You wo n''t be wanting us to explore the tunnel, lord?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You''d speak out against the Quisition?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You''ll feel my wrath for this, right? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett You''re Death, are n''t you?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You''re a god?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You''re a philosopher, are n''t you? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett You''re alive?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You''re blind are n''t you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You''re saying I''m like him?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You''re the judge?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You''ve got a sword, have n''t you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You''ve got no money at all?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You? Small Gods - Terry Pratchett You?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Young fellow called Ossory, was n''t there?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	, Why?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	-up left now, when I say three, one, two, THREE-"Vorbis?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	A God whose only concern about food now is that it''s low enough to reach?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	A cornucopia?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	A couple of tribes join up, they''ve both got thunder gods, right?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	A god that only Brutha believed in?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	A machine that goes by itself?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	A mile?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	A place were alcohol is drunk?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	After what they did to poor Brother Murduck?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	All that was a dream, was n''t it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	An elderly voice said,"That you, Number Four?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Ancient master say:` What boy laughing?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And What Is It You Wish?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And a huge staff?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And at the end of the desert?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And chained to the back of the turtle-"Who''s that?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And he dies anyway and we die too?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And if you hear them again, what will you do?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And it added:"Has it occurred to you, lad, that I might not be able to do that and be down here walking around with a shell on?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And it flies through the room and there''s just a moment of warmth and light?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And no more voices, d''you hear?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And now, it would appear, we are all here?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And one day people will say: why did n''t they sort it all out, back then?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And style?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And the glow of the holy horns shining out of his head?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And the gods kind of run together- you know how amoebas split?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And the man with the tray oiled forward a little further, saying,"Klatchian Delight?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And then what will you do?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And they were proud of this?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And what did he mean about fish not having a word for water?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And what did they mean now?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And what do we see there?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And why is n''t any of this exactly what it seems?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And why not?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And will you stop trying to sell me fish?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	And you dare to summon me?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Angus?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, could it be wicked?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t we lucky?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t you vermin?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t you, Brutha?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	At the bottom of the gear- chain?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Because of Ephebe?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Because of the desert?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Besides, how''d they eat?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Books on mechanisms?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Borvorius, who was better at thinking than the others, said,"Are you talking about surrender?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Brother Nhumrod?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Brother Nhumrod?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Brother Nhumrod?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Brutha said,"Excuse me, please?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Brutha said,"What''s a dream?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Brutha whispered,"Om?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Brutha?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Brutha?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Burn people in there?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Burn the plans?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But I think perhaps we should know our enemies, yes?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But Om?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But You Said A God Must Protect His People"What would we be if I told you to crush honest men?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But do you know what''s special?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But have you ever thought that the Quisition could be wrong?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But there are other voices,"said Brother Nhumrod, and now his voice had a slight tremolo,"beguiling and wheedling and persuasive voices, yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But where did it leave him?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But who cares?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But you ca n''t overthrow yourself, can you?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	But you''ve got to laugh, have n''t you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	By A Bunch Of Primping Women And Musclebound Posers In Curly Beards?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you do anything for him?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you do anything?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you read my thoughts?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Call that very divine?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can I have a look?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can I press you to a candied sultana?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can I say something?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can you believe that?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can you do anything about it?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can you explain that?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can you hear me?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can you imagine that?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Can you remember the way to the gate?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Cluck- cluck?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Could We Please Get Back To The Matter Of Other Gods?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Could you not take some other boy?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Could you stop turning him over and over?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	D''you know Abraxas found the lost city of Ee?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	D''you know, I only get one day off a week?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	DON''T YOU KNOW?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Dam the river of truth?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did I ever tell you about old Ur- Gilash?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did I really say that?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did anyone else know about the two kinds of truth?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t we find out about Murduck?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did ordinary people feel like this?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did the Cenobiarch know about this?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Did you ever read old Abraxas?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Didactylos?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do I Hear Any Objections?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t gods know these things?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you agree?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you fear the Quisition?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you know about light?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you know how gods get power?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what it is?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Does anyone know who this man is?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Does everyone get this?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Drink Seller?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Even the Library?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Ever seen that?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Exploding giraffes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Eyes wobbling all over the place?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Face to face?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Feel a bit like a stack of shelves?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Feeling a bit avis domestica?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Figs?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Finally he said,"How did you know that?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Fire cures all Follies, yes?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	For One Hundred Years, Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	For ever?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	For if this metalight did not exist, how could darkness be seen?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	From the darkness came a voice,"And that is really true?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Full beard?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Get rid of all those spikes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Gods?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Had he said what he knew?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Had it been like this back in the first days?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Had n''t the God himself told him?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Had this ever happened before?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Half the time you do n''t know what you''re thinking, so why should I?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Has he mentioned anything about a tortoise?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Have you looked at the man''s mind?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Have you seen this?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	He caught an ancient voice, steeped in hopelessness, saying,"Lord, Lord, why must my son be taken to join your Divine Legion?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	He had n''t said,"Ye god, not a damn holy war, is the man insane?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	He must have done, must n''t he?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	He tried to say"Urn?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	He was eight feet tall?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	He was so thin that even skeletons would say,"Is n''t he thin?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	He''s word- perfect on the entire Sept-""Hmm?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Her left bosom is nearly uncovered, eh?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Here?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Here?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Here?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Hmm?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Holy relics?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Honeyed wasps?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How about it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How about some yoghurt?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How can I blaspheme?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How could it be anything else?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How d''you know?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How did he do it?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How did he know the sky was blue?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How did the fat man know?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How did you tackle it from a tortoise perspective?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How did you think I got in here?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How do you feel?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How does it happen?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How far away from Brutha would he still remember?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How hard could it be?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How many divisions have you got?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How many members did the Turtle Movement have?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How many scrolls are there?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How many worshipers have you got?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How much did anyone know about him?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How much did he know about him?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How much had Vorbis got out of him?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	How would you like a grape, little tortoise?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I always have a ton of lead slabs around in case I meet someone in the desert, yes?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I believe it had two guards yesterday?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I believe you recommended him to my service, Fri''it?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I ca n''t sell you anything, can I?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I could hide, and he''d walk into one of the pits or a deadfall or something, and then I could sneak back to my room and who would ever know?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I daresay you heard the voice of the Great God when you were Called, did n''t you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I just wish it was- ”"Fair?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I mean, why else does it thunder?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I mean, you want to put a bit of color in, do n''t you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I said, what is this he to whom what you refer?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I suppose someone just happened to give him the Codicils, did they?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I suppose the Great God did n''t happen to say anything of benefit to the convenience food industry?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I suppose there is one?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I suppose- ” Dhblah leaned toward Brutha-"you would n''t have a hint, would you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I think we shall have to see to it that you become Subdeacon Brutha just as soon as possible; what do you think of that?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I thought it was, mm, fifty years?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I thought philosophers were supposed to be logical?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	I. Shall I Smite Them?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	IL Other Gods?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	If Om was alive, surely he could send a sign?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	If people do n''t respect then they wo n''t fear, and if they do n''t fear, how can you get them to believe?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	If the God was sitting there talking to you, could you say anything truly wicked?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	If the price is n''t high, how can people respect you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	If there was no truth, what was there left?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	If you did n''t give them to him, who did?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Incidentally, you could n''t make a statue wobble every now and again, could you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is he one of yours?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is it not that, deep in your souls, you know that your gods are as shifting as your sand?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is it not?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t he dead yet?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that so, Angus?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t this what you wanted?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is that settled, then?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is that what you had in mind?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is that what you think?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is this what we''ve come to?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Is this wood?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	It is impossible to think that the world could run in any other way, is this not so?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	It''s like love and hate, know what I mean?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	It''s not much to ask, is it?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Just take yours away, right?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	King of birds, am I right?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Leave a garrison?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Like lock gates on a canal, you understand?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Listen To Stupid Prayers?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Lizards?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Lord?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Lord?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	ME?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Make It Rain?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Mate?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	May I suggest we meet again at sunset?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Maybe one of your basic giant spider gods?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Maybe the wisest course is leave them to stew in their folly?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Me?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Mind always on the job, eh?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Mmm?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Mmm?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Mmm?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Mmm?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Mmm?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Mmm?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Mmm?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	NOW?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Name?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Nice fresh indulgences?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	No food?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	No one had done any maintenance for- well, for as long as it took iron hinges to become a mass of crumbling rust- but all this still worked?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	No one is worshiping any other gods in Omnia, are they?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	No one''s stripped the copper off the roof, have they?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	No treaty can be held binding, if it is between people like the Ephebians and those who follow a deeper truth?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	No water?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	No?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	No?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Not Stuck Full Of Arrows?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Not even a curse?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Nothing but darkness outside?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Now do you understand?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Now, what was it he had to say?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Occasionally he would ask him questions:"How many miles have we traveled, Brutha?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Of course, the water''d have to be pumped up-"Sergeant?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Oh, and- Brutha?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Oh?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Okay, get his- ”"Can I make my peace with my God?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Old Ur- Gilash?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Om comes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Om''s thoughts arrived in the little silvery world of its mind:"We do n''t want to hurt one another, now do we?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	On the other hand, how much leadership was necessary?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Once more the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One:"Are you deaf, boy?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	One hundred years''time?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	One hundred years, eh?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	One hundred years?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	One man, unafraid of the- ”"What to take?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Onna stick?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Onna stick?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Or perhaps miles above the surface?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Other philosophers asked questions like: Is Truth Beauty, and is Beauty Truth?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	P''Tang- P''tang''s words had arrived as:"remember when Pacha Moj hit his uncle with big rock?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Peace treaty?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	People said there had to be a Supreme Being because otherwise how could the universe exist, eh?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps I ought to buy now, ahead of the crowd?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps they do n''t know that it is a fast day?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you could tell me what he looks like?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Pretty good, eh?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Priests?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Probably you''ll tell me you''re looking for an honest man?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Put it on your back and run away?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Really, lord?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Remember?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Revenge?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Right?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Right?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	See how you like it, eh?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	See, Urn?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	See?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Sergeant Simony, is n''t it?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Sergeant Simony?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Shall I go back to the garden now?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Sherbets?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Simony?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	So I give the signal and a few hundred of us attack thousands of them?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	So I said, got a problem, Your Reverence?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	So I suppose you did n''t give him the Book of Creation, then?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	So what?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	So you have n''t got anything to lose, have you?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of the world, and we have to go to war?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Someone from inside the building said,"Oh yeah?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Someone killed him at last, eh?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Something about eating yoghurt on Wednesdays, say?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Something like that could smash the doors, right?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Something you wish to say?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Still, where would we be if we were all the same?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Surely, there had been a voice?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Swimming through the emptiness of space?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Take the wheels off?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Talking pillars of flame?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Ten miles?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Ten sides?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	That sort of thing?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	That sort of thing?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	The Book of Vorbis?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	The answer is n''t a little reptile in a shell, is it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	The desert took some people like that, did n''t it, Angus?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	The insults to Om?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	The newt looked at him hopefully, and added,"Is that lots?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	The water?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Their copper?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Then Fri''it said,"Are we safe up here?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Then Ibid said,"Foorgol the God of Avalanches?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Then he said,"You are n''t going to say they''re a relic of an outmoded belief system?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Then it said:"Tall fellow?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Then the Sea Queen said,"One believer?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Then who"-he signaled one of the guards, who handed him a sack-"wrote this?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	There will be justice?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	There''s not magically more of them than there are of us just because they''ve got Brutha, are there?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	They''re only bronze doors, you say?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Things have a way of wanting to happen, see?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	This was Ephebe, was n''t it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	To Om?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	To know that afterward there''ll be nothing to remember, ever, except that one moment of the light?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	To me the greater sky glory- You were their God?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Twenty percent?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Two other members knew, because they would have introduced him, but who were they behind these masks?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Us?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	V. I Do n''t Seem To Recall Any Discussion About Other Gods Being Worshiped In Omnia?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	V. What Shall It Be, Prophet?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	V. Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Voices that are always waiting to catch us off our guard?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Vorbis on trial?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Vorbis said,"There is something wrong?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Vorbis?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	WHO KNOWS?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	WHO KNOWS?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER GUESS?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Want another thunderbolt?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Was it hearing?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Watch Over Small Children?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	We can make Brutha''s death a symbol for people, do n''t you see?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	We have n''t had anything since Mr. Piloxi the farmer last week- ”"How d''you know?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	We''ll be popular there, you think?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Weather god, was n''t he?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What Is Your Name?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What about armor?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What about your soldiers?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What am I thinking about?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What are the winds here?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What are you expecting to find?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What can we know of reality?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What could I say?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What could I say?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What could there be to fear?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What did this man mean?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What did you expect?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What did you go and do that for?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What did you want me for?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What difference does that make?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What do you think you''re doing in the dormitory in the middle of the day?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What do you want to hear?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What does it mean?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What does that mean?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What else is there?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What for?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What god did that?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What good has our God been to us?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What happened to me?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What harm can he do?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What have I always believed?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What have tortoises got to do with anything?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What if we do keep it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What is proposed to be done?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What the hells- it could n''t talk as well, could it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What to take?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What was the name of the man beside you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What was your name?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What would be the point of saving up to become free if you could n''t own slaves afterwards?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What year?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What you eating?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s a map?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s deserve got to do with it?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s his name?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What''s wrong with the desert?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	What?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Whatever happened to him?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Wheels?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	When it''s served its purpose, yes?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	When you had that idea for the lighthouse?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where are its muscles?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where are the currents?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where are we?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where are you?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where do gods come from?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where do they go?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where is its mind?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where people made a living trying to understand?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where shall we go now?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where was Brutha?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where''s all this wisdom?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the gods of Ephebe and Tsort?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the snowline?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where''s your sponge?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Where?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Which one was it?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	While you still have some left?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who are you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who cared what people did?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who did Vorbis talk to when he prayed?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who else knew that Vorbis was fighting both sides of a war, like a child playing with soldiers?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who has been accepting the sacrifices?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who has been judging the dead?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who now will tend the farm?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who set fire to the Library?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who were you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who were you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who would care?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who would care?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who would listen?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Who''s that?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Whoever heard of a tortoise doing geometry?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why Should I Yield, Then?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why a penguin?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why are you here?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why bother to look?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why deny the obvious?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why do I know it is n''t true?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why do n''t I believe any of it?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why do n''t you have a little rest?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why does everyone tell me this?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why exactly are we looking for a philosopher?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why make anything up?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why me?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why prattle of peace when there is no more war?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why should I know?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why should I tell them that?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why you no do homework?''
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Will you join them?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	With a very long beard?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Wo n''t he, sergeant?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Worried?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Would you like the Moon to orbit the world or the Sun?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	YES?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	YOU HAVE HEARD A SHIP REFERRED TO AS A LIVING THING?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	YOU HAVE PERHAPS HEARD THE PHRASE, he said, THAT HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Yes?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You Order Me?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You Stand Before Your God And Look For Business Opportunities?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You Want A Constitutional Religion?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You know about the delegation to Ephebe?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You know that story about the sparrow flying through a room?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You know the sort of thing?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You know, no one even heard me?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You mean a hundred years can pass like a few seconds?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You mean slowly?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You think I have n''t tried?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You think I need you?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You think it''s going to be grateful?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You think they''d jump at the chance to be revenged on their masters, eh?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You think you''re going to carry him to Omnia?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You want to go back to Ephebe?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You want to use him as bait?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You''re going to Ephebe?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	You''ve got an army?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	Your Commandments?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	[ 1] One of the recurring philosophical questions is:"Does a falling tree in the forest make a sound when there is no one to hear?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	a book?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	a little rain, oh Lord?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	all over the place inside our head?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	and: is Reality Created by the Observer?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	are you a saint of, exactly?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	but a tortoise?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	device, lord?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	do n''t survive the process?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	do you know what it''s like, being human?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	do you sing to them first?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	enjoying themselves all the time when they''re alive, too?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	feeling the knowledge drain away, dwindling back to nothing but a lowly reptile?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	gods?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	have you seen a tortoise anywhere around here?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	ill?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	is n''t it?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	is there to lose?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	lacking in machismo, yes?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	master?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	now, I''m not sure what I believe- ” YES?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	perpetrator?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	read the words in my mind?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	recovered?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	seventeen, eighteen years?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	since we came back?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	sir?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	swans?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	they are not in the city?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	to fight Ephebians?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	tomorrow morning?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	underlying justice?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	was there a tortoise?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	water?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	what did he say the sign would be?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	what do you mean, what year?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	what is a mirror, lord?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	what?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	what?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	where''s Urn?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	which I could not read, but which if you were to give me a stylus I think I could- ”"This is some sort of trick?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	white, does n''t it?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	who cares?
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	you eat the occasional lizard or snake, too?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	you know the books say that Brutha died and there was a century of terrible warfare?"
Small Gods - Terry Pratchett	“-why?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	! ” “ “ Oh?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	? ” Detritus looked puzzled at the absence of his voice and tried to squint at his mouth.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	? ” Gaspode rolled a crusted yellow eye skyward.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	? ” Laddie had dropped a stick in front of Gaspode and was looking at him expectantly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	A dollar a day, how about that? ” Victor saw the look of sudden hope on Ginger ’s face.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	A low- level voice said: “ Yeah?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	A twentyreeler?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	A waiting man with a sword? ” Victor peered at the little man- figure.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	After I gave you my solemn promise not to try anything again, you did n’t trust me?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	After a while Soll, behind him, said, “ Waiting for something, Uncle? ” “ Hmm?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	After a while Soll, behind him, said, “ Waiting for something, Uncle? ” “ Hmm?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	After a while the Dean ’s muffled voice, “ Was that all, do you think? ” The Archchancellor raised his head.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	After a while the Lecturer in Recent Runes said, “ That was young Stibbons, was n’t it?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Against passin ’? ” “ He said he did n’t think the examiners had noticed that he got the allotropes of octiron wrong in question six.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	All of us. ” “ How?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	An ape. ” “ How ’s he in the mysterious senses department? ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	And do you know what they found?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	And he seems to prefer it, I ’m afraid. ” “ How d’yer know? ” said the Archchancellor suspiciously.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	And he ’s a dog, and that ’s the kind of noise dogs make, is n’t it?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	And how does one do that? ” “ One waits for ever and ever.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	And now someone ’s rolled out a red carpet. ” “ What, in the street?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	And now you want to break into the clicks, right? ” “ The clicks? ” She rolled her eyes, deep within their black circles.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	And now you want to break into the clicks, right? ” “ The clicks? ” She rolled her eyes, deep within their black circles.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	And of course they all pay you, oh, how much –? ” “ Oh, we just take up a collection at the moment, ” said Silverfish.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	And that last thing of yours, what was it called now –? ” “ High Jinks at the Store, ” said Silverfish.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	And that makes me feel a lot better, does it? ” “ Shall we sit in the shade?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	And that makes me feel a lot better, does it? ” “ Shall we sit in the shade?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	And then a voice said: “ That ’s all, folks. ” “ That ’s all what? ” said the Patrician of Ankh- Morpork, next morning.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	And this dream? ” “ Oh, it ’s too strange to mean anything.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	And tremendous value for money. ” “ Why?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	And what did the handlemen do before they had handles to turn? ” She waved a hand vaguely in the direction of Ankh- Morpork ’s distant glow.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	And, do you know, they said it looked as though the fireworks would spell out words? ” Soll added.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	And, er, they said the daylight here was wrong. ” “ Wrong?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Another voice said, “ Just hand it over, right? ” Victor wandered closer, and squinted into the shadows.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Any alchemical experience?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Any good with your hands at all? ” “ No, ” Victor admitted.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, who ’d grow things when they could be making movies?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, you owe me a dollar. ” “ What for? ” “ Agent ’s fee, ” said Gaspode the Wonder Dog.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Are these people acting on a stage?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Are you a wizard? ” Silverfish glared at him.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right, Mr. Dibbler? ” “ Never felt better, lad, ” Dibbler said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	As for instance what?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Banged grains?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Basically very simple. ” “ How do you make them frightened? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Because we ’re a university?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Before you woke up? ” “ No.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Bodes what? ” “ It do n’t have to bode anything, ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Bought a Jumbo Sausage Surprise off him. ” “ He ’s back selling sausages? ” “ Got to.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	But he appealed. ” “ Appealed?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	But he ’d said that last time, had n’t he?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	But it ’ll be a night to remember right enough. ” “ Will we have to be introduced to them all? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	But people who are n’t poets say, so what?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	But that ’s not what magic is really about, you see, ” he added quickly, “ because this world is- ” “ Who cares? ” said Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	But why was it still happening?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	But you still did it. ” “ What- what was that place, anyway? ” Victor shifted in the darkness, trying to make himself comfortable.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	But you ’re made a meat, an ’ what do you eat? ” Victor looked at his own plate.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	COD. ” “ Cod? ” hazarded Colon, glancing at the lowering cloud.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t you gnaw through it, or something? ” “ With these teeth?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t you gnaw through it, or something? ” “ With these teeth?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Can you make the sleepwalking part of you understand that?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Come on. ” “ Where to? ” “ To the back of the queue! ” “ But we ’re wizards!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Dibbler? ” Sgt Colon repeated the initials under his breath.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Did I tell him to do that?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Did it work? ” “ No.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t I say there was boding happening? ” Sparks crackled off his fur.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t I tell you to watch where you were putting your feet?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t you want to? ” She slid down on to the sand and tried to adjust her costume.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Did you know there was a great city here once?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Do I have to explain everything to everyone all the time? ” “ It ’s just that I thought- ” the artist began.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Do I make myself CLEAR?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t know where she goes. ” “ Where ’d Victor go? ” said Throat.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Do you know how to handle a sword? ” “ A little, ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Do you know nothing? ” “ I mean the tall guy in black. ” “ Oh, dunno who he is.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Do you know the theatres do n’t allow women to act?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Do you think I ’m really that big? ” shouted Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Does anyone hang on it by their fingertips? ” “ I do n’t think so, ” said Silverfish.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Does n’t it hurt? ” “ You should know. ” “ There you are, then, ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Does your mother know you ’re out? ” he cackled.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Doing magic? ” “ Sorry.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Elephants. ” “ Bigger’n us? ” said the other yeti.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Eventually Victor said, “ Wow. ” Ginger said, “ Mine, too? ” “ Yes.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Everyone marries their cousins where I come from. ” “ Why? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Exactly how long was Holy Wood ’s real history?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Exactly? ” It was the time of the silence.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Feel sorry for the lad, do you? ” “ I do n’t think you quite see what I mean, ” said the Bursar.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	For this I ’m missing lunch? ” “ You could always eat it off my forehead, ” said Victor, standing up.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	From quite important men. ” “ Have you?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Gaspode, what did you mean when you said it ’s got Dibbler? ” The dog gnawed at a paw.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Get in, the pair of you. ” “ Can we travel in this? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Ginger? ” “ She working at Borgle ’s! ” “ Only in the mornings!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Goes up there every night and moons around looking dramatic. ” “ What? ” “ Every night.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Good friends? ” “ I think I know what you mean, ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Got it?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Had he ever been like that?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Handlemen? – ” “ I ’ve never seen so many people in a click, ” Ginger whispered.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Has he gone? ” “ I think so. ” “ He ’s bound to say something to someone. ” “ No he wo n’t, ” said the Dean.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Have I ever lied to you? ” Bezam scratched his head.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Have I got a part for you! ” “ Have you? ” said Victor, pushing his way through the crowd.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Have n’t I been like an uncle to you? ” Well, yes, thought Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Have n’t you read the script?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Have we started filming yet? ” “ One minute I ’m sitting in a tent, next minute I ’m breathing camel, ” said Ginger petulantly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Have you been spying on me? ” she snapped.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever trained imps?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Have you looked at your own eyes? ” Gaspode nodded at Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	He goes to see a click nearly every night. ” “ What ’re you on about? ” said Poons, waving his walking stick in the air.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	He heard Soll say, “ So that is Uncle ’s latest idea, is it?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	He heard a small child say, “ What happens now, Mum? ” The fat woman holding it said, authoritatively, “ It ’s easy.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	He looked again at the question: “ What is your name? ” He answered it.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	He met the Librarian ’s worried frown, and chalked on the cave wall: “ REALITIES MERGING? ” The Librarian nodded.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	He remembered Silverfish ’s antipathy towards wizardry, and corrected himself, “ a clerk. ” “ A waclerk? ” said Silverfish.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	He said he ’s got a really big picture planned. ” “ What is it? ” said Gaspode suspiciously.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	He was always coming up here. ” “ What sort of person was he? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	He was in his bath and he had this idea for something, and he ran out down the street yelling. ” “ Yelling what? ” “ Dunno.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	He went on: “ I mean, is that all?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	He ’d decided to come to Holy Wood, but why?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	He ’d trapped everything from zebras to thargas in his time, and what had he got to show for it?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	He ’s an ape. ” “ Same damn difference, surely? ” “ Apparently not.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	He ’s going into this Jumbo Sausage thing in a big way, then? ” Their eyes met.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	He ’s not very good at the wizarding. ” “ So what ’s new? ” Sound!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Hear that, Soll? ” “ Yes, Uncle, ” said Soll dispiritedly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Hi, Breccia, how ’s it goin’?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Holy Wood ’s been brought to Ankh- Morpork! ” “ Yes, but- ” “ Do n’t you remember anything?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	How about you? ” “ Go back to the farm, maybe. ” “ Why? ” “ Holy Wood was my chance, you see?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	How about you? ” “ Go back to the farm, maybe. ” “ Why? ” “ Holy Wood was my chance, you see?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	How about you? ” “ Go back to the farm, maybe. ” “ Why? ” “ Holy Wood was my chance, you see?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	How can it not look right? ” “ Ankh- Morpork does n’t look all that genuine, you know, ” said Dibbler thoughtfully.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	How can you tell? ” Victor hissed.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	How did you know? ” “ Everyone starts like that.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	How did you measure the age of an idea?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	How did you wake up a sleepwalker, anyway?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	How do you know?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	How does the monster Tshup Aklathep, Infernal Star Toad with A Million Young, torture its victims to death? ” “ It.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	How long before the Things came through?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	How ’s it going, Rock? ” “ Great!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	How? ” “ Er.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I asked for twenty, did n’t I? ” “ Two ’s fine by me, ” Victor called out.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I could tell it a mile orf. ” “ What on earth do you mean? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I demand someone tell me, mm, what ’s happening? ” The door stayed shut.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t know, what should I do with all this money? ” Throat patted him on the shoulder.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I guess. ” “ Why? ” “ Because we ’re us.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I mean, Holy Wood is a different sort of place, is n’t it?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I mean, are we talking Thicko City here or what? ” sneered Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I mean, are you a carpenter?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I mean, no contest, am I right? ” The wonder dog gave a brisk yap.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what sort of explanation do you think would fit?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I mean, your average wolf, he ’s a bright bugger, know what I mean?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I really hated our farm. ” “ Oh. ” “ And they expected me to marry my cousin when I was fifteen. ” “ Is that allowed? ” “ Oh, yes.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I reckon I ’d be due more’n three dollars a day, with a name like Rock. ” “ Can we make a start? ” said Dibbler sternly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I suppose it was the dog, was it? ” she demanded.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I suppose you compress them right up small and they burst into this mass of flaming hydrogen? ” “ Good grief! ” “ Yeah!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I think that ’s gibbons, Archchancellor. ” “ What?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I want it done by tomorrow, right? ” “ But, Uncle- ” “ Or you ’re sacked, ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I wonder what they want them for? ” The rest of the day passed in a trance for Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I wonder where he is?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I would n’t give it to a dog, and I am one. ” “ You made him tip out his own dinner? ” said Victor, horrified.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	I ’m a dog, what do I know? ” “ She seems all right, but.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	If heroes did n’t arrive in the nick of time, where was the sense in anything?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	In Ankh- Morpork? ” “ Yes. ” “ Would n’t like to have their cleaning bill, ” said Poons.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Is it? ” and then raised the megaphone again and continued in the original plummily optimistic tones “ – Century of the Fruitbat!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that so, Victor? ” “ Well.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Is that all?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Is that good enough for you? ” “ Well.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Is that troll mean, or what? ” Victor looked at the dog carefully.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	It cause no end of trouble. ” “ Why not just one leg?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	It does n’t pay to get type- cast. ” “ And do you do the same thing? ” said Victor, to the other troll.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	It looked up slowly, and said “ Woof? ” “ – Potential for Learning!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	It meant- how should I know?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	It really gets to you, does n’t it?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	It ’ll be one of them conversation pieces, right?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a bit yukky, is n’t it? ” “ It dog food!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	It ’s better’n hard currency, for dogs. ” “ Oh?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	It ’s historical, then, is it? ” said the Lecturer.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	It ’s just having to use my shape! ” “ What shape does it normally use? ” “ You do n’t want to know! ” “ Yes I do!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	It ’s not real. ” “ You ’re telling me? ” said Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	It ’s very clammy down here. ” “ Is it your teeth I can hear chattering? ” “ Who else ’s?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	It ’s very clammy down here. ” “ Is it your teeth I can hear chattering? ” “ Who else ’s?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	It ’s- it ’s territory, see?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Just honest merchants out for an enjoyable evening, right? ” “ What does an honest merchant look like? ” said a wizard.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Just honest merchants out for an enjoyable evening, right? ” “ What does an honest merchant look like? ” said a wizard.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Just one more Hihohiho out of you bloody lawn ornaments and it ’s double- headed axe time, OK?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Just the same feelin ’ as a migration, he says. ” “ Yeah?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Let him get on with what he does best, am I right?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Let ’s go somewhere far away and really think about it, eh? ” Ginger gave a groan.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Like a sort of theatre? ” said Victor, running his finger down the page.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Like, some humans get uncomfortable when they see a picture hung crooked?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Like, you mus ’ have noticed where some dogs bark at you when you ’re new to a place?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Listen, lad, how would you like to be in moving pictures? ” “ Er, ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Look, have n’t you got names?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Makes you realize what those poor girls in the harems must suffer. ” “ And you do n’t mind people seeing you like that? ” said Victor, amazed.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Ma’am? ” “ No! ” By mid- day Victor had earned tuppence.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Metaphorically?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Miss? ” She stopped, and waited impatiently as he caught up.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Never seen colour before, right?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Not Morry and Galena? ” “ Yes.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Not a big plate. ” “ I suppose you can tell how tall she is, can you? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Nothing there but some wind- blown old forest and a temple and sand dunes. ” “ A temple?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Notleadium? ” said Peavie.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Now he ’s staggering around saying “ What hit me? ” I say “ Me. ” That ’s when we both realize.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Now see what you ’ve done?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Now what?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Now, where ’s that artist? ” Dibbler spun around, giving the impression that Silverfish had just been switched off.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	OK. ” “ Right? ” “ Yes, Uncle. ” Soll grinned.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	OK?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	OK? ” “ Good boy Laddie! ” “ Yeah, ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	One more, and I really mean it, one more, right?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Or a shadow play? ” “ See? ” said the Chair.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Or a shadow play? ” “ See? ” said the Chair.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Or is this the reality?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Pedigree?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	People do n’t see, sorry, any one picture, they just see the effect caused by a lot of them moving past very quickly. ” “ Do they?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Please? ” Click.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Pretty good click, eh?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Right? ” “ Er.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Right? ” “ Yes!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Rows of seats stretched down towards a- a wall?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Same fella? ” “ Apparently, Archchancellor. ” “ Total madman.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	See?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	See?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	See? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	See? ” said Gaspode mournfully.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Silver screen magic. ” “ What ’s come over you?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Silverfish? ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Silverfishium?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Snappy? ” “ Yeah, I want this cleared up right now, ” squeaked the mouse.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	So I grabbed the ‘ at and had it away on my paws pretty damn quick, while they were still starin ’. ” “ Why? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	So important, in fact, that I sent some lads up it at lunchtime just to make sure it was all OK. ” “ You did? ” said Dibbler, guiltily.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	So maybe he could stop and have a rest?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	So this is one of old Riktor ’s toys, is it?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Some kind of puppet show, are they?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Somewhere at the back of his mind a tiny voice was saying things like “ Where am I?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Supposing there was somewhere where reality was a little thinner than usual?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Surely not? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	That many?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	That night in the hill?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	That way we can get a hundred camels for the price of one, right? ” “ It means the desert bandits ride in single file, though, ” said the youth.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	That what dogs are supposed to eat! ” “ Yeah, but is it wonder dog food?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	That ’s how things end, OK?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	The Archchancellor would be very angry with us. ” “ Wassat? ” said Poons, cupping a hand to his ear.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	The crowd held its collective breath, except for a small part of it that hit surrounding people with its stick and muttered, “ What ’s happening?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	The duck says he thinks it ’s caused by something here. ” “ How does a duck know that? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	The handleman started to take pictures and it was just like a dream. ” “ Yes, but what did we actually do? ” she said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	The old zonkaroonie. ” “ Funny noises?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	The palace, the University, the Guilds- everything that makes it a real city, understand?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	The slave girls- where are the slave girls?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	The trolls exchanged a brief glance, which nevertheless contrived to say: amazing, is n’t it, that things like this apparently rule the world?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	The world is full of little people with big dreams! ” “ What, you mean like dwarfs and gnomes and so on? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Then Rock ’s voice bellowed: “ It ’s my friend Victor! ” “ That mean we ca n’t eat him? ” “ No- one is to eat my friend Victor!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Then another troll ’s voice complained, “ They call this limestone?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Then he said, “ Where ’s Holy Wood? ” Ponder shut his eyes and pounded his forehead.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Then he said, “ You know, Thomas- may I call you Thomas?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Then there ’s this sizzling noise in my head, I see a frying pan- you understand?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Then: “ Can I sack you, Bursar? ” “ No, Archchancellor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	There has to be six of them, OK?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	There was this voice telling me that I must wake the- the sleeping man? ” Victor thought of the armoured figure on the slab.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	They connect with the sea, right?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	They could have been doing something like this for years, but did they?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	They do n’t shout, “ Nearly- fresh oranges, only slightly squashy, reasonable value ”, do they?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	They see a lot of them at once, see what I mean? ” “ Hey, I got lost at see there. ” “ Every picture adds to the general effect.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	They want spectacles! ” “ Because of the small writing? ” said Victor, sarcastically.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	They were fed into it on a little belt or something? ” “ Oh, no.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	They would n’t exist if there were n’t people to believe in them?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	They ’re the thinner ones with the pale faces?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Think you can remember it? ” “ “ Per- cent- age of the gross ”, ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Think you ran do that? ” “ What huge eunuchs? ” said Victor, as the camel unfolded itself upwards.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Think you ran do that? ” “ What huge eunuchs? ” said Victor, as the camel unfolded itself upwards.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Thought you said it was a machine? ” “ More.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Tip of my tongue. ” “ Blister? ” volunteered Throat.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Tom? ” “ I, I, I, yes, of course, it ’s true that my forte is really more in – ” “ Right!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Turn him into a star. ” “ How can you make anyone into a star? ” “ I dunno.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Um? ” “ But that is n’t important, ” said Silverfish.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Very important job, handle- manning. ” “ But is n’t it all rather, well, cruel? ” Gaffer looked surprised.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Victor chalked on the side of the slab: “ CAN’T YOU THINK OF ANYTHIN AT AL? ” Ginger took the chalk: “ NO!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Wait! ” “ Hurry up, then. ” “ What would she want to be a lawn for, do you think? ” “ Beats me.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Waitin ’ for yer big break in the clicks, right? ” He grinned encouragingly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Waiting to be alive?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Want to get a nice hot sausage down you? ” Victor eyed the glistening tubes in the tray around Dibbler ’s neck.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Wash in your own spit, do you? ” “ What was that? ” Victor backed away, waving his hands frantically.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Wash in your own spit, do you? ” “ What was that? ” Victor backed away, waving his hands frantically.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	We ca n’t do it just like that. ” “ We ca n’t?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	We might as well have a clear run at it, eh? ” They could hear shouts in the ante- chamber as the former audience piled into the tunnel.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	We start telling them to paint what is n’t there, we ’re into all sorts of- ” “ Perhaps it ’s just a very bright full moon? ” said Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	We ’ll be showing it again any minute now and- what the hell are you doing?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	We ’ll do the bit where Victor fights the dreaded Balgrog. ” “ What ’s a Balgrog? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	We ’ve got perfectly satisfactory words for shoutin ’. ” “ Like what? ” said Cut- me- own- Throat.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Well, Holy Wood is my chance, do you understand?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Well, have you heard of something called a genius loci? ” “ No. ” Her brow wrinkled.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What are the advantages and disadvantages of being a student wizard?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What can you be, after you ’ve been yourself, as big as possible? ” “ Nothing, ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What chance did he have with a smart lady like her?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What did you do now?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What did you say it ’s called? ” “ Has n’t really got a name, ” said Peavie.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What dis place? ” Gaspode stared.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What do they care?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What do they know about the march of progress?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What do you fink? ” Victor stared dully at him.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What do you say, Tommy? ” “ Well, I – ” Silverfish began.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What do you think I thought he was?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What do you think? ” He heard Gaspode scramble over the stones.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What d’we pay him? ” “ Peanuts, ” said the Bursar promptly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What d’you fink of that, eh? ” He grinned.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What d’you think of that? ” “ What song? ” said Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What d’you think of that? ” “ What song? ” said Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What had the people been doing? ” “ Dunno.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What happens if it ’s dreadful? ” Ginger nodded grimly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What have you got? ” They did n’t let you get away with that sort of thing for very long.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What is it that you noticed about us?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What is it? ” “ Cabbages, Archchancellor. ” “ Some kind of vegetable? ” “ Yes. ” “ Ca n’t stand vegetables.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What is it? ” “ Cabbages, Archchancellor. ” “ Some kind of vegetable? ” “ Yes. ” “ Ca n’t stand vegetables.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What should I know? ” said Silverfish.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What sort of person did that?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What special showing? ” “ The special showing I ’m about to tell you about, ” said Throat.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What trolls? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What was he like fifty years ago? ” “ Well, for one thing he was eighty.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What was it they said about the gods?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What was it, now?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What was it? ” ANYTHING.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What was the good of being a wizard of the Seventh Level if you did n’t have six other levels to look down on and the Eighth Level to aspire to?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What were you supposed to say in circumstances like this?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What would you like people to know? ” She hesitated.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What you fink?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What ’d he want a star for? ” “ I did n’t know you could make stars.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What ’d they want money for?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What ’re wonder dogs fed on? ” “ Mr.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What ’s a pedigree?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What ’s everyone doing? ” said Poons, suddenly waking up.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What ’s going on?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What ’s happening? ” said Windle Poons.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What ’s happening? ” “ I could n’t even begin to explain. ” The torch was spluttering on the floor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What ’s he want me to do with this?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What ’s he want to go round shouting foreign lingo for?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What ’s it called? ” “ Laddie, ” said the handler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What ’s this?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What ’s up? ” “ Just take a look outside, will you? ” said Colon, in a level voice.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What ’s up? ” “ Just take a look outside, will you? ” said Colon, in a level voice.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What ’s we want to swaller people for?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What ’s wrong with mine? ” Detritus the troll stuck his head through the tent flaps.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	What? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Whatever happened to integrity round here? ” “ I think you probably sold it to someone, Uncle. ” “ I ’m really hurt, ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	When he ’d been small, people had said things like, “ And what do you want to be, little man? ” and he ’d said, “ I do n’t know.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	When the time ’s right. ” “ When will the time be right, then? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Where am I putting my feet?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Where am I putting my feet? ” “ You ’re fine, ” said a wizard.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Where are we going? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Where dis place? ” “ Do n’t look at me, ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Where does she go when she ’s not working? ” “ Who know where anyone.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Where is the thing now? ” “ I had a couple of servants put sandbags around it. ” “ Good idea.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Where were the others?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Where were we? ” “ Look, I really think this is most unwise, ” said the Dean.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s the girl?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s the harm in that? ” “ It ’s called watering the currency, ” said the Lecturer in Recent Runes.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d have thought it?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d know? ” “ You uncivilized troll, ” scolded Rock.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d want to spend their time moving pictures?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Why am I doing this? ” and another part of him knew that he did n’t really have to do it at all.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Why am I here? ” Her hands flew to her mouth.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Why are we talking about it like this?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Why did n’t I think of that?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Why did n’t anyone else spot it? ” “ That ’s just what I was thinking, Uncle, ” said Soll hurriedly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Why do you think I asked? ” she yelled, as they stumbled through the broken seats.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Why does n’t anyone ever do what I tell them? ” The handleman took his cigarette stub out of his mouth.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Why is n’t she here?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Why was she trying to get into the hill? ” “ Prob’ly in league with dread Powers, ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Why wo n’t anyone tell me what ’s happening?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Why ’s he so interested in the damn thing, anyway?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Why, er, are you shooting at the door, Master? ” “ Use your common sense, man!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Why? ” She frowned.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Why? ” “ I do n’t know, but- ” “ Look at wizards, ” Ginger went on, vibrating with indignation.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Will he fall out, will the wheels come off?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Will this do? ” “ I suppose so.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Wizards never stand in line for anything! ” “ We ’re honest merchants, remember? ” said the Chair.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Wonder what they ’re making her dream?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Wonder what those two’re doing now?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Would you mind unfurling your banner, please?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Y? ” Victor tossed the chalk up and down thoughtfully, and then wrote: “ I THINK BCOS WE NEVER INVENTED SOUND MOVIES.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Yeah?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Yeah?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	Yes, Victor? ” “ You mentioned trolls.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You do n’t expect me to shoot at the damn walls? ” “ Ah, ” said the Bursar.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You do n’t think he ’s got one of those mysterious animal premonitions of evil, do you? ” “ I think he ’s a pillock, ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You find nice place to indulge in bit of “ What is the health of your parent? ” and the Disc move for you, yeah? ” The other trolls grinned.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You find nice place to indulge in bit of “ What is the health of your parent? ” and the Disc move for you, yeah? ” The other trolls grinned.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You know when you met me up the hill?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You look just like someone wearing a very badly- made false beard. ” “ Amazing, is n’t it? ” said the Lecturer happily, passing out the wire.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You may go. ” “ You know what, lordship?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You think Dopey the Mutt there would last five minutes in Ankh- Morpork?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You think I unsophisticated girl just off mountain?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You think they ’ll say that? ” “ Trust me, Tommy. ” “ Well.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You want I should knock my teeth out? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You were being menaced? ” Realization dawned.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You working in films? ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You ’re supposed to be bloody amazed I can bloody well get a squeak out of the bloody thing. ” How shall I put it?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve heard of ideas whose time has come? ” “ Yes. ” “ Well, they ’re the tame ones.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	[ 11] “ How do you ride it? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	a great big shark? ” Even Dibbler sounded slightly surprised at his own suggestion.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	a mountain with a elephant? ” It never got an answer.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	er, are we allowed to go and eat? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	higher in the last fifty years? ” “ I.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	how about a chariot race?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	if there ’s a lot of one picture, it means it ’s an important idea? ” “ What?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	if there ’s a lot of one picture, it means it ’s an important idea? ” “ What?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	smouldery. ” “ Did they? ” “ They looked really odd. ” “ I felt really odd. ” “ I know.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	surely?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	what did you think of it? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	what does dang mean?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	what happens now? ” Death told him.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	what is my motivation for this scene? ” “ Motivation? ” “ Yes.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	what is my motivation for this scene? ” “ Motivation? ” “ Yes.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	what?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	what?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ A couple of nights ago?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ A day off?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ A performing dog? ” Dibbler reached down and patted Gaspode ’s bullet head.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ A wizard or something? ” This got a laugh from the nearest queuers.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ According to the stories, yes. ” “ Why? ” “ Search me.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Ah, sir, ” said Dibbler, “ that is so you can see the pictures better. ” “ Is it?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Ah, ” he said, “ that ’s because you- ” “ Yes? ” said the dwarfs in unison.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ All right, are we? ” he said, after a while.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ An ’ do you know what he ’s sayin ’? ” said a disgruntled voice beside Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ An ’ you swept her up, and she said- ” “ Long grass? ” said Ginger weakly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ An ’ you told him what I said about a verbal contract not being worth the paper it ’s printed on? ” “ Yes.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ And I bet you burn just as well as anything else, hey? ” The Thing struggled to pull a leg free.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ And is it somewhere close? ” “ No idea, ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ And it must have been seen by hundreds of people, yes? ” “ Thousands, ” said Silverfish.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ And now, ” he said, “ let ’s talk about percentages. ” “ What ’re percentages? ” “ Have a cigar, ” said Throat.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ And then afterwards, we can- ” “ Afterwards?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ And then you said “ What happened? ” “ “ Do n’t know when I last saw swordplay like that, ” said Morry.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ And they spit lead balls at people, do they? ” said Ridcully.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ And where ’s Miss Ginger, may I ask? ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ And you know what they say when you complain? ” she demanded.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ And you never told us? ” “ You never asked, ” said Poons.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Ankhmorporkery?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Any good? ” said Peavie, who had dropped in to commiserate.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyone in there? ” The dog ’s tail thumped uncertainly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyone seen Victor Tugelbend? ” said Throat.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Are n’t we going to do the ending? ” said Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Are n’t you going to make yourself scarce? ” Victor hissed.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Are the words all sorted out? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you cold? ” she said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you crazy? ” Ginger hissed.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you waiting for something? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you, er, all right? ” “ I only wanted one drink, ” Ponder muttered.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ At this time in the morning? ” said Bezam.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Bark? ” it said, innocently.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Best in the business. ” “ What does he play? ” “ Rocks. ” Victor stared.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Bloody dangerous thing to do, was n’t it? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Bugger the imps! ” “ How can he make a horse? ” That was the Dean.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Bursaar! ” “ Master? ” “ That ’s what I call shootin ’! ” Victor turned over.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ But he said that if ever I was in – “ “ Did I just say scram, friend? ” “ Yes, but – ” The door in the fence opened a fraction.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ But how do you stop them escaping? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ But how does it work? ” Silverfish ’s face lit up.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ But it was great, was n’t it? ” she burst out.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ But where ’d we get false beards at this time of night? ” said a wizard doubtfully.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t you feel it? ” “ What odd? ” “ Everything seems to, well, fizz.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t you feel it? ” “ What odd? ” “ Everything seems to, well, fizz.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t you keep it steady? ” the Archchancellor demanded.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t you persuade her? ” he said to Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t you see it? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Call it what you like, mm? ” cackled Windle Poons.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I have a quiet word? ” Victor shouted in Rock ’s pointed ear.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I light the fire? ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I sack a nephew? ” “ Er.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Can they? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Can we go somewhere and talk? ” she said, quietly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you dance? ” “ No. ” “ Swords?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you dance? ” “ No. ” “ Swords?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you hear me, old chap? ” The Bursar opened his eyes.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you sing? ” “ A bit.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you swim? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Celery? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Clearly oil, eggs and vinegar were not involved, right? ” “ Specialitay de lar mayson, ” said Fruntkin.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Cor, it ’d be a laugh to have a handleman here now, would n’t it? ” he said, cheerfully.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Crossed spare ribs on a bed of lettuce? ” said Soll.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Cut- me- own- Throat Dibbler? ” “ Is he in? ” Sgt Colon glanced at the city behind him.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Cut- me- own- Throat Dibbler? ” “ Is he in? ” Sgt Colon glanced at the city behind him.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Definitely without your dog. ” “ You want to talk to me? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Did I finish telling you about the dream? ” she said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Did I hear things, or can that little dog speak? ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Did it land on someone? ” said the Dean.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n’t you ask him about that? ” “ Er, no, ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Did we ever, mm, find out, do you remember? ” There was a moment ’s silence.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you bring someone with you? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you get a good look at it? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you get all that? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you get any sleep? ” he whispered.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you just hear someone say something? ” said the handler carefully.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you see her eyes? ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you tell Dibbler everything I told you? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Do a lot of this sort of thing, do you? ” he said to the trolls.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t they? ” she pleaded.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you see?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know how to do what you ’re told? ” said Gaffer.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know what the old fool did?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think he saw where we ’d taken out the bricks? ” “ No, I was standing in front of the holes, ” said the Chair.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think it ’s something to do with Holy Wood? ” she said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Does n’t he expect some meat or a sweet or something? ” Gaspode shook his head.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Does she? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Does that look like ten per cent to you, Victor? ” “ You negotiated his dinner? ” Gaspode ’s voice was muffled by meat.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Does that look like ten per cent to you, Victor? ” “ You negotiated his dinner? ” Gaspode ’s voice was muffled by meat.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ During the day? ” “ Yes. ” She put her hands to her mouth.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ D’you know, boy, when they built the Tomb of King Leonid of Ephebe they used a hundred elephants to cart the stone?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Each one ’s a bit different, see?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Eh? ” said Poons.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Er, do you think your little dog can find his way to the studio?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Er, ” he said, “ I do n’t think we ’ve been formally introduced? ” “ You did n’t seem to let that stop you, ” she said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Even acting? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Ever seen one of these shadow moving puppet play picture things? ” Ridcully asked.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Everyone get that? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Exactly wot life do you fink a genuine talking dog is going to have? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Excuse me, ” he said, “ I hope we ’re not going to get elementalist about this? ” Now it was Ginger ’s turn to wave her hands.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Eyes? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Fancy seein ’ you here, eh? ” He gave Dibbler a grin like a crack appearing in a vital bridge support.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Fights and rescues? ” “ There ’s got to be more to it than that! ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Fink you ’re Cohen the Barbarian, do you? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Fish stew, right? ” “ Oh.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Found anything? ” said the Archchancellor, without looking up.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Four legs’re better “ n two and so forth, y’know?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ From Ankh- Morpork? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Gaspode? ” he said hesitantly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Gaspode? ” he snapped.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Gaspode? ” said Victor apprehensively.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Get away?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Get the wizards to stop it. ” “ What ’re you going to do? ” Victor drew himself up to his full height.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Get what? ” said Ginger and Victor together.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Go on what? ” “ Go on and say something merchanty. ” “ What sort of thing is that? ” said the Dean, mystified.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Go on what? ” “ Go on and say something merchanty. ” “ What sort of thing is that? ” said the Dean, mystified.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Good grief, do I have to spell it out? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Good lad. ” “ What does it mean? ” “ Do n’t you worry about that, ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Got everything? ” “ The banged grains have gone soft, ” she said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Got him worse than anyone, I reckon. ” “ What has?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Got the jump on you, did she? ” “ I must have nodded off for a moment,. ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Got to see a man about a horse, what? ” “ What? ” “ Right. ” The door closed.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Got to see a man about a horse, what? ” “ What? ” “ Right. ” The door closed.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Hallo? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Hallo? ” he ventured.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Have n’t got any of them workin ’ here, then? ” “ No, Master.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Have we saved the day? ” prompted Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you any idea where she lives? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you met my nephew Soll? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you seen Ginger?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ He had the same type of weedy moustache. ” “ Who ’s this? ” said Poons.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ He looked happy, did n’t he? ” “ Must be off ‘ is nut, if you ask me, ” said Nobby.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ He says, “ Follow me in single file, bwanas, to fool the hated enemy, ” OK? ” He nodded at Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ He was working for you, right? ” The horse- holder gave in.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey, how come you know all this stuff? ” “ I- a wizard told me, once, ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Hold your horse, sir?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ How about: I ’ll fire you if you do n’t do it properly? ” Rock grinned.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ How can I do that? ” she demanded.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ How can we look at our own eyes? ” Gaspode shrugged.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ How can you do this to me? ” “ Because I ’m your own flesh and blood, ” said Soll.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you get a job so quickly?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ How long ’s that? ” “ Nearly since the start.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ How many damn bits of paper in his stuff, eh? ” “ Er.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ How many elephants we got? ” “ I just done them, ” said M’Bu.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ How much was it? ” “ Sixty dollars. ” “ For a dog?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ How much was it? ” “ Sixty dollars. ” “ For a dog?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ How should I know? ” said the Chair.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ How the hell did you get in here? ” “ I broke into moving pictures, ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ How would you like to work for me, Detritus? ” Detritus touched his jutting brow respectfully.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ How ’d you hear about this place? ” “ Oh, I – ” Silverfish stopped.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ How ’re dogs ever goin’ to amount to anything if they bounce around worshipping people just ‘ cos they ’ve been given a meal?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I broke it. ” “ Ah, is that so?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I did n’t say it! ” “ Oh?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I do n’t care where you get them from, we ’ll hire everyone in Holy Wood if we have to, right?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I do n’t have to drink molten metal, do I? ” Victor quavered.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I do n’t like that. ” “ So what? ” said Squeak.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I expect he could teach your dog a few tricks, eh? ” Victor did n’t dare look down.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, did n’t we bring something really great into the world? ” “ No kidding. ” “ I did n’t mean that.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, did you ever feel something was acting through you?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, do you b’long to someone or what? ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, on the one hand, it ’s too big, but on the other hand, it ’s definit’ly your stereotyped troll nose, right?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I really did all that? ” said Ginger uncertainly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I reckon, so long as ode Cohen never gets to hear about it, you should be OK. ” “ I said, how long ago was he in here? ” shouted Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I should hope not, ” said Victor, and then, “ What do you mean? ” “ Aha!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose I get to eat breakfast? ” he said sarcastically.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose we go in, do we? ” “ Could be, ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose you do n’t need an assistant? ” said Victor wistfully.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I want the posters ready by tonight, understand? ” he warned.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I was n’t sure. ” “ And the fog? ” she demanded.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I was thinking of oysters, actually. ” “ Were you?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I will! ” “ Right! ” Exactly how, though?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I wonder what your name is? ” said Victor, patting it on the head.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I wonder, ” he added, “ could you stop shaking my hand now? ” Dibbler followed his gaze.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I would say they are supremely fit, myself. ” “ Fit?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’d have come straight back, honest. ” “ What are you talking about, lad? ” Ponder ignored him.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m absolutely anything, am I? ” “ You do n’t keep mines, ” said one of the dwarfs.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m an old man, mm, and I ’m hungry. ” “ Do you know what he did? ” said the Chair.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m wondering, would it be worth takin ’ half a inch off my nose?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ve tried to see your point of view, have n’t I?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ve, dreamed it occasionally as far back as I can remember. ” “ Oook oook. ” “ What ’d he say? ” said Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I, er, do n’t know how to say this, ” she said, “ but, er, has anyone noticed me walking in my sleep? ” “ To the hill? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ I, er, do n’t know how to say this, ” she said, “ but, er, has anyone noticed me walking in my sleep? ” “ To the hill? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ If I ’m really lucky, who knows?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ If anyone wants us, ” he said, “ we ’ll be having some lunch. ” “ What, right now? ” said the troll.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ If you could just bunch up tighter, gentlemen? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ In Ankh- Morpork? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ In charge of what? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Is he? ” “ And he wants to know how things work! ” said Silverfish.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it ill? ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it meant to do this? ” he demanded.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it my imagination, ” he said, “ or is it getting foggy? ” Poons hit the Chair across the back of the legs with his stick.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it too much to ask what is going on? ” But no- one seemed to be listening to them.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it? ” said the Chair.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Is n’t that all right? ” said Silverfish, now thoroughly beaten.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that Laddie? ” said a troll.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ It calls for a solid character- ” “ Solid?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ It does n’t go boom, does it? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ It means “ I have it ”. ” “ Have what? ” said Throat.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ It sounded like “ I want to be a lawn ”, I thought? ” “ Daft.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s Klatchian, is n’t it? ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s about food? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s as if he understands, is n’t it? ” Gaspode barked sharply.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s called self- serf. ” “ You pay for it before you eat it?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s clever, is it? ” “ It ’s the sort of soul of a place.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s lucky for you ”, he said, “ that you met me. ” “ It is? ” said Victor, who had been thinking it was the other way around.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s nice up here in the evenings, do n’t you think? ” She glared at Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s very quiet, is n’t it? ” said Victor, trying to sound nonchalant.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s young Victor, is n’t it? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s your bed, Throat. ” “ Script, bed, what ’s the difference?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Just one picture had all that effect? ” “ Oh, yes.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Just run that past me one more time, will you? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Just turn your head slightly, will you?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Laddie? ” he whispered hoarsely.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Late again? ” “.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Let ’s get out of here. ” “ Where am I?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Like what? ” Silverfish demanded.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Like, in one there ’s this bridge that ’s been washed away and I have to run and bark a warning, right?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Looks like- would you say it was a thousand elephants, Sarge? ” “ Yeah.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Make him a star?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Makes you want to throw up, does n’t it? ” “ Yes, but could you leap a six- foot hurdle? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Makes you want to throw up, does n’t it? ” “ Yes, but could you leap a six- foot hurdle? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Maybe we can stunt it up or something? ” Ginger sat in the shadows by the tower, hugging her knees and trying to stop trembling.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Me? ” Ginger turned round.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Miaow? ” it said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Mice have friendly little names, like – like Squeak. ” “ Squeak? ” said the mouse, coldly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Mind you, ” he said, selecting another puffed morsel, “ it does have a certain something, does n’t it?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Moving pictures? ” “ Yes. ” “ Everyone wants to be in moving pictures! ” “ No, thanks, ” said Victor, politely.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ My what? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ No elephants? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ No more of this commercial messing about, right? ” “ Oh, all right. ” “ Sure? ” Dibbler nodded.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ No more of this commercial messing about, right? ” “ Oh, all right. ” “ Sure? ” Dibbler nodded.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ No! ” “ It ’s not some sort of special kinematographic effect, then? ” said the Chair hopefully.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ No! ” “ Tell me, Mr. Dibbler, ” said Silverfish, “ what exactly is your profession? ” “ I sell merchandise, ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Not that again! ” “ Is n’t that what you wanted? ” said Silverfish.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Not us. ” “ What do you mean? ” she demanded.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Nothing to do with me. ” “ Will you just look at it?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Nothing ’s gon na move fast in this, right?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Now you tell me it ’s just a big Find- the-- Lady game? ” “ Sort of.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, Morraine ’s a character actor, ai n’t you? ” said Galena.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, yes, ” he hissed., “ That ’d do a lot of good, would n’t it?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh? ” “ It ’s just a skull. ” “ Whose? ” “ He dint say, ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh? ” “ It ’s just a skull. ” “ Whose? ” “ He dint say, ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ One what? ” “ Camel.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Or that girl Ginger? ” Fruntkin opened his mouth to swear, and thought better of it.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” “ Moving about and pretending to do things, ” said Silverfish helpfully.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Pathetic, is n’t it? ” “ Good boy, find Ginger, ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Pedigree?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ People throwing old boots and things at you. ” “ Old boots? ” said the mouse.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Perhaps there ’s another way out? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Prob’ly aided by cats, you mark my- ” “ Look, just shut up a minute, will you? ” said Victor, irritably.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Ready, lads? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Really?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Really?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Ridiculous, ai n’t it?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Right! ” “ I thought maybe Sphinx – ” “ Will you listen to the man? ” said Dibbler, talking to the sky again.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Right? ” “ Just when you need to save the world, there ’s a world for you to save, ” said Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Romantic and dashing. ” “ Dashing where? ” “ Just dashing generally, I guess.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Same again? ” NO.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Same thing. ” “ Is it, er, really important, Archchancellor? ” the Bursar ventured.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ See what I mean? ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ See what I mean? ” said the Chair.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ See?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ See?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ See? ” said the cat.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ See? ” the trainer said, glaring at the shadows.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Sense of smell, see? ” “ Gosh, that ’s clever. ” Victor went on a little further.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Shall we watch it again? ” he said, shyly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ She does n’t look like two of them, does she?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ She is? ” “ She ’ll just think we ’re having sex, ” said Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ She ’s not- ” “ If you cut me, do I not bleed? ” said Rock.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Six o’clock?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ So she come and told me, your lordship, h’as hper my instructions. ” “ What kind of noise, Ksandra?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ So this is all new to you? ” said the Patrician.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ So what?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ So what?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ So you want me to give him his marchin ’ orders, eh?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ So you ’d know about the old man on the beach? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Some kind of a temple? ” muttered Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Something about my eyes? ” “ Woof. ” “ Mr.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry? ” said Victor guiltily.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Speaks, does he? ” The Bursar hesitated.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Special showing?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Still not made any progress with the book? ” “ No. ” “ Let me have a look, then. ” “ Can you read? ” “ Dunno.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Still not made any progress with the book? ” “ No. ” “ Let me have a look, then. ” “ Can you read? ” “ Dunno.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Stop ’s stoo. ” “ What I meant was, what ’s in it? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Students? ” barked the Archchancellor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Take up carpentry, why do n’t you?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ That stuff burns really fast! ” “ ’ Scuse me- ” “ So what?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ That would be the Librarian. ” “ Got a pet, has he? ” “ No, you misunderstand me, Archchancellor, ” said the Bursar cheerfully.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s intelligent, is it? ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s me? ” “ No! ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s that horrible dog who ’s been hanging round the studio, is n’t it? ” she said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ The dead man on the beach? ” “ No.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ The dog told you, did he? ” she said, dully.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ The duck says, have you done anything about the book? ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ The duck says, yes, but what have you done about it? ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ The fog changes everything, does n’t it? ” said Soll unhappily.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ The imps fall over. ” “ Could n’t you strap them in or something? ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ The lovebirds surprised, eh? ” Victor gaped at him.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ The ones from before the dawnatime? ” “ Where they come from, there is no time, ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ The reason being, tomorrow we ’re goin’ to Ankh- Morpork, remember? ” “ We? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ The reason being, tomorrow we ’re goin’ to Ankh- Morpork, remember? ” “ We? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ The what? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ The what? ” said Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ There has n’t been much of a chance, has there? ” “ Right.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ They would n’t dare, would they? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ They ’d think, ” he said, “ “ Why did n’t we think of it first? ” “ He sat back.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ They ’re a lot of laughs, are n’t they? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ They ’re even worse than yours. ” “ Mine?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ They ’re pretty good at magic flames and things, but can they make a loaf of bread? ” Ginger was n’t in the mood for listening to anyone.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Think you can? ” “ I hope so. ” “ “ Per- cent- age of the gross ” “, said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ This is reality., “ What ’s the difference? ” The Chair grabbed Victor ’s shoulder and spun him around.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ This stuff? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Thousands? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Twice? ” snapped Silverfish.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Urgent message for Mr. Silverfish? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Used to count mice. ” “ The pot itself is quite – ” the Bursar began, and then said, “ What d’you mean, count mice?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Valuable? ” “ Possibly an important historical artifact, Master. ” “ Shove it in my study, then.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Victor? ” he said uncertainly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Victor? ” said Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Was that old Throat Dibbler? ” he said after a while.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Wassat?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Wassat? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Wassat? ” “ You seen ‘ ole Throat this morning, Nobby? ” “ Yeah, he was in Easy Street.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Wassat? ” “ You seen ‘ ole Throat this morning, Nobby? ” “ Yeah, he was in Easy Street.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ We could do it, could n’t we? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ We got three. ” “ Are you sure? ” “ Yes, boss, ” said M’Bu, evenly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ We never should have brought him. ” “ Do you realize we ’re missing our dinner? ” said the Dean.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ We ’ll- what is it, Rock? ” “ Er, I was just wondering, Mr. Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ We ’re in the hill, are n’t we? ” said Ginger ’s voice in the darkness.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ We ’re talking exotic here, OK?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ We ’re too late? ” said Ginger hopefully.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Well I thought I ’d have a quick look at the click before it got shown- ” “ You did? ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, have you gone through all your pockets? ” demanded the Chair.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, if you see him again, tell him I ’m looking for him and I ’m going to make him a star, right? ” “ Star.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, ” he said, vaguely, “ maybe the book can help?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” she repeated, “ Hurry up!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” she said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” she said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What about it? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What about it? ” said Throat.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What about it? ” “ I ’ve seen it before.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What about it? ” “ It ’s a bit stereotypical, is n’t it? ” said the dwarf.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What about it? ” “ It ’s a bit stereotypical, is n’t it? ” said the dwarf.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What are those? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you going to do now? ” she said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you reading? ” said Ginger, after a while.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What did I tell you? ” he said, to the sky in general.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What did she do with the bones? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What did she just say to that troll? ” he said, as a deep wave of laughter rolled across the room.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What did they do that for? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you want me to say, hmm?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you want to be? ” he ventured.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What direction is that, then? ” “ The direction They ’ll be coming from!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What dis place?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What dis place? ” it said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What dis? ” demanded a troll, holding up something limp and brown.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What do they think they ’re doing? ” “ I really could n’t say, Master, ” said the Bursar, getting his breath back.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What do we do next? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you do? ” “ I ’m studying to be a w –, ” Victor began.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean by a hunted look? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean, where ’s Holy Wood? ” he added sharply.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean, wrong? ” Gaspode looked as though he was going to spit.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think? ” “ As a double act? ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think? ” “ As a double act? ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What does that mean? ” “ Something real like a loaf of bread contains a lot of.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What door? ” “ That door there. ” Part of the hill had slipped away.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What d’you think? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What for? ” said Victor apprehensively.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What for? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What good has their magic ever done anyone? ” “ I think it sort of holds the world together- ” Victor began.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened? ” he mumbled.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened? ” he whispered, trying to put out of his mind the memories of trampling feet.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened? ” she mouthed at him.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What he say?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What he want? ” Gaspode wandered groggily to the nearest troll and tugged politely at a trailing strip of rusty chain mail.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What is a neggleliggle, anyway? ” “ He meant negligee, ” said Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What is going on, young man? ” he demanded.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” said Lully.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What kind of disguise would false beards be? ” “ Ah!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What kind of stew? ” “ There ai n’t more’n one kind.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What now? ” he mouthed.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What shall we do now? ” “ I ’m supposed to get an early night.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What the hell has she been trying to do? ” “ Tryin ’ to open that door, ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What was it like? ” “ I do n’t know about tonight, ” said Ginger cautiously.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What was it you wanted? ” he snapped.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What was it? ” he quavered.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What words? ” “ Never crossed my mind to ask them, ” said Soll.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What you do that for?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What you fink you are? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What you fink? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What you havin’? ” roared Rock.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What you here for? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What you thinking of?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What young feller? ” said several wizards.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’d it go and do that for? ” Ridcully added.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’d she say? ” “ Dunno, ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re you doing? ” he said amiably.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re you doing? ” said Azhural.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re you going to do? ” said Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re you supposed to be? ” he said at last.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re you two doin’ down here? ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s all this? ” he said, jerking a thumb in the direction of the flapping screen.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s going on?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s going on? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s happening?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s he doing that for? ” said Victor, suddenly feeling spooked.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s he doing? ” said the Chair.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s he saying? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s he waiting for? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s heroic about fighting two trolls?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s in the box? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s it called? ” he said cautiously.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s so important about him? ” said the rabbit.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that noise? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that smell? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the matter with you? ” said Ginger, grinning fixedly at the line of civic dignitaries waiting to be introduced to them.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the song about? ” he whispered.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s this place called? ” said Lully, eventually.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s to go wrong? ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s up, Duck? ” said the rabbit.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s “ It ”, Chair? ” said another wizard.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What, all them little pictures? ” “ Early writing was like that.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What, of an overgrown puppy with a single- figure IQ? ” sneered Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What, old “ Numbers ” Riktor?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said the Bursar, unnerved.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Sorry.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ You were a performing dog.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Whatever gave you that idea? ” Click.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Whatever made you think that? ” he snapped.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ When ’re you goin’ to stop goin’ on like that and get on with the shadow play? ” “ That ’s right, ” snapped a second woman.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are they? ” she repeated.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are we, exactly? ” Victor turned around.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Where d’you think you ’re going, pal? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Where have you two been? ” he shouted.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s that muttering coming from? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Where?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Where? ” “ Just drifting around.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Which bit? ” he snapped.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Which way? ” quavered the Bursar.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are all these people? ” she said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are? ” “ The stars! ” The wizards, as one man, looked upwards.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Who gives a damn what he intended?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Who have? ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Who knows?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Who shall I say wants him? ” “ We ’ve got a delivery for him.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Who wrote THIS? ” One of the artists cautiously raised a hand.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’re you?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s Staring Delores De Syn? ” he said, suspiciously.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s going to pay good money to see cats and mice chasing one another?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s going to remember Holy Wood now? ” “ What do you mean? ” “ Those old priests built a kind of half- baked religion around it.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s going to remember Holy Wood now? ” “ What do you mean? ” “ Those old priests built a kind of half- baked religion around it.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s the young feller? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Who, me? ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why are all the lamps being turned down? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why are all the little pictures alike? ” said Dibbler, as the handleman wound the film on to its spool.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why are n’t you changed? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ca n’t we find a way of getting sound? ” said Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do n’t you stay for the show? ” said Silverfish, and hurried off.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do n’t you stop it? ” Victor shook his head.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why is it all Mr. Dibbler ’s films are set against the background of a world gone mad? ” said the dwarf.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why is it happening to us? ” “ Everything has to happen to someone, ” said Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not? ” “ Are n’t you made of it? ” “ Yeah.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not? ” “ Are n’t you made of it? ” “ Yeah.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why should I?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why us? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why wo n’t anyone, mm, tell me what ’s happening? ”.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why would he want to go off and fondle young women? ” “ It ’s a Victor all right, but not our Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why you here then? ” Victor shrugged.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’d she want to open it? ” “ Bits of cliff sliding down an ’ mysterious doors appearin ’, ” said Gaspode, shaking his head.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’s everyone cheering? ” “ The Patrician ’s just got out of his carriage, ” said the Chair.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’s he doing that?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’s he remind you of your Uncle Oswald? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’s it bent? ” he asked.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’s it called Ming? ” said the Archchancellor, on cue.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’s it frightened of the flame? ” said Soll, and the Thing backed away from the advancing wizards.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’s that? ” The Bursar craned to see.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’s that? ” “ Because there are n’t so many trolls wanting to make moving pictures, ” said Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’s there only two trolls? ” complained Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ”, said Ginger icily, “ am I lying on a camel? ” “ Search me.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Will you come to my room tonight? ” hissed Ginger. “Please?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Will you come to my room tonight? ” hissed Ginger. “Please?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Wonder what that was all about? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Woof? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Woof? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Woof? ” it said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Would n’t have done him any good, though. ” “ Not worth anything? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Would that work? ” Dibbler looked at him open- mouthed.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Would they? ” The Bursar gave a hollow laugh.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Would you like ”, he said, “ some banged grains? ” The golden man was just visible under the screen.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ YES?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Ye gods, what does she think she ’s doing? ” “ I do n’t think she ’s thinkin ’ anythin ’, ” said Gaspode.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yeah, and what ’s this runny stuff? ” said a man in the queue.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yeah?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yeah? ” said the other troll.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yeah? ” “ You two dogs lead the way. ” “ Oh, thank you very much. ” Ginger clung to him as they lurched back up the aisle.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, Uncle? ” “ How long will it take? ” “ About four days, Uncle. ” “ That ’s too long.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, Uncle? ” “ How long will it take? ” “ About four days, Uncle. ” “ That ’s too long.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, but who wants to see a lot of young women dancing around in tights? ” he said, hopelessly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” Victor paused.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” demanded Silverfish.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” he said, carefully.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” said Ruby, expectantly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” said Silverfish.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” snapped Dibbler.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ I ’ve come because of that job, ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ Where is everybody? ” Victor looked down the road.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ Where is everybody? ” Victor looked down the road.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ Yessir, Mr. Dibbler? ” Throat pulled a scrap of paper out of his pocket.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You all right, Mr. Dibbler? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You are? ” he ventured.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You been overdoing it again, boss? ” said M’Bu in a concerned voice.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You ca n’t? ” “ It ’s all just monkey noises to me! ” Victor ’s eyes swivelled sideways.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You decided you wanted to be someone? ” “ Do n’t be silly.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You did hear what I said, did n’t you? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You do know that, do n’t you?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t believe that, then? ” “ Not really.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t fink you really belong to yourself, right? ” said the dog.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t remember anything else about the dream, by any chance? ” he asked, with feigned casualness.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t think they ’ve invited the Archchancellor, do you? ” The wizards tried to shrink inside their robes, like upright turtles.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t think you ’ve had enough, do you? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t understand a bloody word I ’ve been saying, do you? ” he muttered.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t want paying? ” “ No, Mr. Dibbler. ” “ But you want a job when you get back, I suppose? ” said Dibbler sarcastically.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t want paying? ” “ No, Mr. Dibbler. ” “ But you want a job when you get back, I suppose? ” said Dibbler sarcastically.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You got all this from “ oook ”? ” “ Well, not just one, ” Victor admitted.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You got anywhere to stay? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You got to, to sing outside a girl ’s window, ” she said, “ and, and you got to give her oograah. ” “ Oograah? ” “ Yeah.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You know those ghastly creatures you were talking about? ” Gaspode ’s brow furrowed.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You know what the greatest tragedy is in the whole world? ” said Ginger, not paying him the least attention.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You know you said what could a boy find to do that was better than being a wizard? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You know?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You know? ” “ What job?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You know? ” “ What job?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean Throat? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean it ’s all a trick? ” he said, astonished.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean it ’s all pretending? ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean mysterious animal senses, yes? ” They glared at him.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean you had money all the time? ” said the Dean.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You never know what it might say. ” “ See?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You really think that will work? ” said Silverfish.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You see this handle? ” “ Oh. ” Victor prodded the picture box thoughtfully.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You sure? ” “ I ’m sure people would have noticed, ” said Victor.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You think we wanted to talk? ” snapped the rabbit.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You want to bet? ” “ There wo n’t be an alchemist in Holy Wood who ’ll work for you!
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You want to know how things work? ” “ You see, most people are so disappointing, ” Silverfish said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You want to know? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You wanted me to do somethin’, did n’t you?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You were saying you knew a place where we could really build up the project and where the wizards would n’t bother us? ” he said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You what? ” The shout had come from the inner office.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re herding fish? ” “ Not fish. ” Huge grey foreheads were becoming visible in the dust.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re new to this, right? ” said the little man.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re not a wizard yourself? ” “ Absolutely not.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re the boy in the street, are n’t you? ” she said.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re wearing a dress with magic symbols- ” “ Magic symbols?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ ’ Cuse me? ” “ Yes? ” said Soll.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ ’ Cuse me? ” “ Yes? ” said Soll.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ ’Cos of safety, see?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ ’Cos there ’s something weird goin’ on. ” “ Up on the hill?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Oook ”? ” said Ginger suspiciously.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Really? ” said Victor politely, as Silverfish started to set up a tripod in the middle of the plaza.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“ “ What are you going to call it? ” said Peavie.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“?
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“? ” said Ginger.
Moving Pictures - Terry Pratchett	“? ” “! ” They stared at one another for a moment.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	* It ’s terrible. ” “ Ca n’t sing, eh? ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	- oh yeah?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	- right, said the voice of One- Man- Bucket, and there ’s more where that came from, OK?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	- someone ’s actual life was only the core of their real existence?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	. ” sorry, was it once for yes or twice for yes?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Imbalance? ” Mrs. Cake, who looked as though she was reading a distant script, nodded.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Yes?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	.?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	.darn. ” “ Darn? ” “ Yes, or maybe poot. ” “ What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	.darn. ” “ Darn? ” “ Yes, or maybe poot. ” “ What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	96- ” “ What are you talking about? ” the Archchancellor demanded.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	? ” IT MEANS THAT ONE DAY THE SAND WILL ALL BE POURED, ALBERT.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	? ” She nodded.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	A CROWN?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	A few iced drinks and a Kiss Me Quick hat? ” “ Hold on.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	A great big shop full of shops? ” “ And not ripe yet, ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	A new grass nail?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	A nice piece of pork? ” “ Celery, “ said the Bursar.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	ALBERT?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	AND THE HARVEST ITSELF?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	AND THESE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	ARE ANY OF THESE FRIENDLY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE LEFT?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	After a while a muffled voice called out, “ Is there anybody there? ” “ Knock once for yes, ” Schleppel volunteered.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	After a while the Senior Wrangler said, “ Do you know, I read the other day that every atom in your body is changed every seven years?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	After a while, the High Priest sighed and said, “ Well, look at it like this: apart from us, who ’s going to know? ” “ Yeah.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	After all, we ’re his friends. ” “ What is this thing, anyway? ” said the Dean, inspecting the implement in his hands.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	After all, what would be the point?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	And I ca n’t reach the bloody thing anyway! ” “ Ca n’t you jump? ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	And could he eat, anyway?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	And how did you make it go?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	And little wheels?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	And making beds and cookery and all that sort of thing? ” “ Not in the kind of, mm, life I have in mind, ” said Windle firmly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	And she ’ll become a wolfwoman. ” all right, but what kind of relationship can people have one week in four?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	And the ratchet spring ’s snapped off the trunnion armature again, do you realise? ” NO.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	And what do you know about it, Bill Door? ” EVERYTHING.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	And what do you know about military tactics?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	And what happens after the mobile stage? ” “ Do n’t know. ” Windle stood up.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	And who ’s going to stop it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	And why not?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	And your first name?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Anyone there?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, I vouldn’t think those wheels could manage steps, could they? ” “ And you ca n’t exactly fight to the death, ” said Ludmilla.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, how could anyone destroy it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, when you got right down to it, did he have to sleep at all?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Archchancellor. ” “ And why has n’t everythin ’ gone boom? ” “ I put a slight delay on it, Archchancellor.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Are we going to have a plague of them, eh? ” said the Lecturer.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Are we mean? ” The Archchancellor raised his eyebrows, and then turned to the rest of the wizards.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right? ” ER.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure that lilies are-? ” I LIKE LILIES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Arthur?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	BUT WHY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Bees in a hive, maybe. ” “ What ’s the honey? ” “ Not sure.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Before us? ” The two groups began very surreptitiously to adopt positions that left their hands free.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Bill Door said: AND YOU ARE-?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Bill Door? ” I’M SORRY, MISS FLITWORTH.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Bill? ” They looked around.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	But I ca n’t stand heights! ” “ I thought you could turn into a bat? ” “ Yeah, but a very nervous one! ” “ Stop complaining.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	But how could they?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	But it ’s all happening at the wrong time! ” “ But how can a city be alive?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	But she ’s a bit weird. ” “ Who ’s Mrs. Cake? ” Then Windle realised what Schleppel had just said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	But should n’t you be in a closet somewhere?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	But they incubate in the cities, like those, what are they?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	But was n’t that what living was all about?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	But what good did that do?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	But- what was it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	By what? ” They looked up.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Byway, what are you doing out of your room? ” “ Oh, mother.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	CAN I HAVE SOME MORE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	CAN IT BE THAT IT IS CAT- FLAVOURED?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	COSMIC WISDOM?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	COULD YOU FETCH ME A STEEL?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t you wake them up? ” “ Light a feather under their nose, ” Doreen volunteered.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Cake?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Cake? ” said Windle, fascinated.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Can it be done?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Can you help us out? ” The door paused.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Can you see what the merchandise is? ” Ludmilla shaded her eyes.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Can you use a scythe? ” Bill Door seemed to meditate on the question for some time.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Clearly he was there, and clearly he had spoken- otherwise why did you remember anything at all?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Countess Notfaroutoe? ” he enquired politely.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	DIAMONDS?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	DID YOU SEND SOMEONE FOR THE APOTHECARY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	DO YOU KNOW WHY THE PRISONER IN THE TOWER WATCHES THE FLIGHT OF BIRDS?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	DO YOU SEE THIS?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	DOOR?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Dean! ” “ Yo! ” “ We ‘ re just going to go in there to get Windle out. ” “ Yo! ” “ What? ” said the Senior Wrangler.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Depressed?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Did anyone think he ’d smoke a quiet cigar to pass the time?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Did it get rubbed down, or just given a good polish?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Did it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t anything ever work against you? ” NO, said Bill Door with a tiny touch of pride.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t they, Arthur? ” “ Nearly seventy dollars, ” said Arthur.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t you have your premonition switched on? ” “ Oi turned it off to speak to the baker.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Did the door actually open or did He come through it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Did you hear- I think we ’re going to have a very special visitor- hoofbeats outside?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Did you not just use the singular pronoun, “ my ’?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Did you see the label? ” “ Everything ’s throbbing, too.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Do you know people can say what they like about you and take away your property, just because you ’re dead?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what I thought? ” NO, MISS FLITWORTH.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Do you let them sort it out for themselves? ” “ Oook, “ said the Librarian, instantly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Does n’t it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Does that make sense?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Door? ” PARDON?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Door? ” PARDON?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Door? ” There was a rustle in the hay, and then an alert silence.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Dying can happen to anyone, right? ” “ Everyone, I should have thought, ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	ELSE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	ENJOY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Eh, lads?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Eventually the Bursar quavered: “ Maybe he ’s busy? ” “ Shut up, ” said the wizards, in unison.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Everyone dies sooner or later. ” “ I do hope so, Mrs. Cake. ” “ So what is it you ’d be wanting, Mr. Poons?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Feel like starting it all again?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Fine. ” “ Are you all right, Mr. Poons? ” “ Fine.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Fine. ” “ Not going to throw yourself in the river again? ” “ No. ” “ Sure? ” “ Yes. ” “ Oh.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Fine. ” “ Not going to throw yourself in the river again? ” “ No. ” “ Sure? ” “ Yes. ” “ Oh.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	For YOU?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	From what?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Get it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Go on, get out! ” “ How ’d he do it? ” said someone at the back of the crowd.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Good news? ” Ridcully squirmed under the gazerless gaze.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	HOPE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	HOW DO YOU SHARPEN IT, MISS FLITWORTH?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Had he been confused enough to leave all his money to himself?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Had he ever really thought properly when he was alive?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Had he made a will?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Half a dozen of the most senior wizards scurried along the draughty corridor in the wake of the Archchancellor, whose robes billowed? out?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Half a dozen of the most senior wizards scurried along the draughty corridor in the wake of the Archchancellor, whose robes billowed? out?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Has it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever seen a zombie try to play a guitar?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Have you got any family, Bill? ” A DAUGHTER.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Have you looked closely at the handrail? ” They looked at the handrail.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	How can they think?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	How can we get rid of it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	How could people endure it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	How could they live with it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	How could they stand to be alive?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	How did it work, now?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	How did you go about it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	How is the dangerous meddling with things man was not meant to understand? ” “ Pretty fair.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	How should I know?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	How should I know?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	How?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I AM SORRY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I EXPECT, he said, THAT YOU COULD MURDER A PIECE OF CHEESE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I MUST?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I could use a bit of legal aid. ” “ Got a problem, Throat? ” Dibbler scratched his nose.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I expect you want some dinner? ” I WOULD?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I expect you want some dinner? ” I WOULD?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I feel a lot better tonight. ” YES?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I generally look after the food and so on. ” WHY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I got this letter, see?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I just hire the lazy goodfornothin ’s from the village when I want ‘ em. ” YES?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I mean, people have to die of something, do n’t they?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I mean, they might get a bit ripped, but at least they ’ve got them handy on, right?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I mean, without you knowing it? ” “ Someone been giving you things, Throat? ” Throat nodded.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I mean, without you knowing it? ” “ Someone been giving you things, Throat? ” Throat nodded.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I opened the wardrobe and there it was. ” “ In your wardrobe?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I suppose you can work, Mr. Bill Door?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I suppose. ” I’M SORRY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I thought everyone dreamed. ” ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE GOING TO HAPPEN?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I wonder how cities would defend themselves against this sort of thing?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I wonder how many cities died in the past?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I wonder what he did?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I ’d have said ‘ eh? ” and ‘ what? ” and ‘ speak up! ” and would n’t have understood anyway.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I ’d have said ‘ eh? ” and ‘ what? ” and ‘ speak up! ” and would n’t have understood anyway.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve really got to know who Windle Poons is. ” WHO IS HE, THEN?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve thought, and what am I going to do?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	IS IT TO BE SAT ON?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	IS THAT SO?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	IS THAT WHAT DREAMING IS?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	IT ’S A DEVICE OF SOME SORT?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	If they ’d all started coming back like poor old Windle, do n’t you think we ’d know about it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	If you threw a coin into the Ankh from the Brass Bridge you ’d be sure to return?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	In a coffin?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	In this lot?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Infested, they are. ” “ What are you doing? ” hissed Ridcully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Is Offler forging an alliance with Seven- handed Sek?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Is it a crime to be given something?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Is it all over? ” Death looked around.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t it amazing? ” “ It ’s disgusting, is what it is, “ said Ridcully, shortly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that a terrible thing to have thought? ” I MYSELF HAVE NEVER TRUSTED DRAMA, MISS FLITWORTH.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t there a sort of cuckoo in the Ramtops that builds clocks to nest in? ” said the Bursar.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Is that some sort of vampire code? ” Reg whispered.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Is that what this is? ” said the Dean.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Is that what you ’re getting at?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Is this made, though? ” “ It ’s wire, ” said the Senior Wrangler.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	It could n’t be alive, could it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	It has to be worth a try. ” “ Does it often work? ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	It hung around for ages. ” “ What happened to it, then? ” “ It went. ” “ Went where? ” “ Where things go.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	It hung around for ages. ” “ What happened to it, then? ” “ It went. ” “ Went where? ” “ Where things go.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	It said, Who are you?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	It was a size five face in a size thirteen skin; it said ‘ Oook? ” in a concerned way.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	It ’ll dry out after. ” HOW IS THE CHILD?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a kind of force what you get in things that are alive?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a sort of celebration, and like a thanksgiving. ” THANKSGIVING TO WHO?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	It ’s eating hay! ” “ How? ” “ And it ’s all falling through! ” “ Really?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	It ’s eating hay! ” “ How? ” “ And it ’s all falling through! ” “ Really?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	It ’s for the rats. ” DO RATS NOT FEED THEMSELVES?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	It ’s part of the miracle of existence. ” “ Is it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	It ’s vitally important. ” “ Oook. ” “ You wo n’t open the doors? ” “ Oook! ” “ Then you leave me no choice.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	It ’s worth it to save a brother or sister. ” “ Sorry? ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	I’M SORRY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Jumpin ’ up and down, runnin ’ on the spot, that kind of thing? ” The Dean had been ready for this.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Jumping off a building?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Just like that? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Know?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	LESSER LIVES?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	LORD, WILL YOU GRANT ME JUST A LITTLE TIME?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	LORD?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Lamb chops?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Life is n’t perfect, One- Man- Bucket. ” you ’re telling me?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Like gimlets! ” “ Eh?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Like what, sir?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Like “ jolly good ”? ” said Ridcully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	MARACAS?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	MISS FLITWORTH?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	MISS FLITWORTH?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	MISS FLITWORTH?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	MISS FLITWORTH?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	MISSING THE TIP OF THE LITTLE FINGER ON HIS LEFT HAND?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	MORE DRAMA?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	MR. SKY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	MY HARVEST?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Marble should n’t be warm, should it? ” “ It ca n’t be marble.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	May the gods bless them and help them, if they can find the time from their eternal family squabbles. ” And then he thought: well, what now?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Maybe life is something you sort of acquire? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Maybe the wizards had bought it for him?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Messing around with golden apples or something? ” “ It ’s very quiet on the god front right now, “ said the Chief Priest.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Metalwork replacing? ” Bill Door shook his head.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Miss Flitworth? ” “ You all right, Mr. Poons? ” Windle stared at nothing.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Miss Flitworth? ” “ You all right, Mr. Poons? ” Windle stared at nothing.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Mrs. Cake?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Mrs. Cake? ” The door opened.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Never fails. ” AND THEY DIE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Nobblyesse obligay! ” “ What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Noose?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Not developing a personality, are you?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Not that I call it proper food, ” he said, “ dippin ’ bits of hard bikky in sludge, what ’s so special about that?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Note the fire, the exceptional- ” HOW FRIENDLY IS IT?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Notice the way everything ’s throbbing? ” “ We thought it was you people. ” “ It ’s not magic.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Now, how did healing go?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Now, will you come on? ” The figure on the hill had n’t moved.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	OK, lads?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	OK? ” “ OggAy, ” said the prospective mugger.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Of course, I expect you brush regularly. ” “ Yes? ” “ Hygienic.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Oh- lay! ” WITH MILK?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Old Windle was a lot older! ” “ Older?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Older than dead? ” “ He ’s said he wants his old bedroom back, and I do n’t see why I should have to move out- ” “ Did you see his eyes?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Older than dead? ” “ He ’s said he wants his old bedroom back, and I do n’t see why I should have to move out- ” “ Did you see his eyes?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	One said, Got a crush on them, sort of thing?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	One said, He has worked inefficiently?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	One said, Then we are agreed?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	One said, Then we are agreed?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	One said, You think you have triumphed?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	One said, You think you have won?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	One said, guiltily, Who?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	One spoonful, and when you wake up, you ‘ re a zombie. ” “ What type of fish? ” said the Senior Wrangler.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	One- Man- Bucket says nothing ’s dying. ” “ What? ” “ Daft, is n’t it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	One- Man- Bucket says nothing ’s dying. ” “ What? ” “ Daft, is n’t it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Or was it if you just threw wood into the Ankh?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Or?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Otherwise we ’d be up to here in cities, yes? ” “ You telling us that these little balls hatch out into huge places? ” said Ludmilla.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Otherwise we ’d be up to here in cities, yes? ” “ You telling us that these little balls hatch out into huge places? ” said Ludmilla.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Please?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Poison?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Poons, “ he said, “ are you quite sure? ” Windle had gone off at a tangent.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Poons? ” said Ludmilla again, prodding him.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Pretty ingenious, eh? ” Bill Door reguarded it with polite incomprehension.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Pretty, ai n’t it? ” Windle shook the globe.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	RENATA?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	RENATA?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	RUINED?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Reg said, slowly: “ You ’re behind us, right? ”.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Regret?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Remember our motto. ” “ Which motto is that, Reg? ” said Lupine wearily.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Remember the rats last year?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Ridiculous, is n’t it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Right? ” “ Agreed, “ said the Chief Priest.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Right? ” “ And summon Death, “ said the Dean.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	SHOULD THERE BE ANYTHING ELSE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	SLEEP?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	SOME LITTLE JOB?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Say it now and say it loud, I ’m- ” “ And now could you get out of the way, please? ” “ Sure.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	See? ” said Miss Flitworth.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Sergeant Colon?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Shall we go up or down? ” “ You want to stand on them? ” “ No.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Shall we go up or down? ” “ You want to stand on them? ” “ No.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	She exploits dead people, he says. ” “ How? ” “ She ’s a medium.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Simple. ” AND THE THREE- EIGHTHS GRIPLEY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	So I turned the carriage around, right?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	So- Called Bill? ” I AM TIRED AND IT WON’T STOP.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Someone else might have said “ I expect you ’d like a cup of tea ”, or “ Do you want a cup of tea? ” But this was a statement.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Squeak? ” SQUEAK.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Stop worrying Mr. Door. ” OH, I ASSURE YOU SHE IS NOT- “ Say goodnight, now. ” “ How do skelingtons go to sleep?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Supposin ’ you was to take it into your head to go and chase people ’s chickens?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Supposing gravity developed a personality?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Supposing it decided to like people?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Supposing you were a great slow giant, like a Counting Pine, and looked down at a city?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	THAT IS POISON?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	THE FIRST ONE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	THERE IS ANOTHER WAY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Terrible hazards of your ungodly profession? ” said the Chief Priest.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Terrible, is n’t it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	That being said, what sort of creature is the Queen?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	That sort of thing. ” that?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	That was a sharp one. ” “ What was? ” “ That winter just then. ” “ Call that a winter?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	That was a sharp one. ” “ What was? ” “ That winter just then. ” “ Call that a winter?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	That was when my young man was alive, of course. ” YOU HAVE A SON?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	That ’s been up there since before last winter! ” I AM SORRY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	That ’s the important thing. ” “ So what are you going to do? ” said Ludmilla.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	That ’s what being a bogeyman is all about. ” “ Librarian? ” said Windle, hammering some more.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	That ’s what ’s happening now. ” “ Yes, but why, Mrs. Cake? ” “ Well.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	The feeling of darkness dragging you forward?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	The hood said, You are a superior being on this world?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	The knife?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	The man in the fire?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	The message was still as strange, even third time round: Dead?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	The question does n’t usually arise! ” “ You exorcise them, I think. ” “ What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	The wizards said, what about easy terms?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Then he said, in an exploratory tone of voice, “ How big? ” “ Huge. ” “ Yeah?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Then he said, in an exploratory tone of voice, “ How big? ” “ Huge. ” “ Yeah?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Then the quiet, internal voice added: BUT WHY DOESN’T IT MOVE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	They ca n’t like it, can they? ” “ I ca n’t imagine why they should, ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	They ’re just staying here. ” “ What, like ghosts? ” “ Not just ghosts.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Think I want to be here? ” “ But surely, ” said the Archchancellor, “ did n’t.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Time? ” “ Half past nine, ” said Windle, promptly if indistinctly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Us?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Volunteers? ” “ Yo!
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHAT FOR ARE YOU MAKING THE NOISE, MISS FLITWORTH?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHAT HAVE WE HAD SO FAR?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHAT IS IT THAT SHOULD BE DONE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHAT IS THE HOUR?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE BLACKSMITH IN THE VILLAGE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHAT IS THIS DANCE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHAT IS THIS?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHAT PURPOSE DOES IT SERVE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHEN YOU SEE THINGS, BUT THEY ARE NOT THE REAL THINGS?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHERE IS THE BIGGEST DIAMOND IN THE WORLD?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHERE ’S THE CHILD?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHO EVER HEARD OF THE DEATH OF RATS RIDING A CAT?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHY DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WHY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WILL IT KNOW?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WINDLE POONS?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WITH A MOUSTACHE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	WORKING FOR MISS FLITWORTH?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Walks like a duck. ” “ He does, does n’t he?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Was that a proper reward for being a firm believer in reincarnation for almost 130 years?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Was that fair?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Was that it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Was that justice?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Was that what it was really like to be alive?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Watch out, Dean, one of the bug- ” “ Ca n’t you say something else? ” shouted the Senior Wrangler, above the buzz and whine of the swarm.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	We are going. ” “ You do n’t think we ’ve done too much damage, do you?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	We do n’t have anything to fear from the dead, do we?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	We ’re the wizards around here! ” “ Yes, but we do n’t actually know what ’s happening, do we? ” said the Dean.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	We ’ve got to make him pass water. ” “ What? ” “ Pass water.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Well, more a small. ” “ Really?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What about it? ” WHAT WILL IT THINK OF IT?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What about it? ” WHAT WILL IT THINK OF IT?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What caused all that? ” “ I think it is probably an inexplicable phenomenon, ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What did people say at times like this?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What did you get?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What do you tell them?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What do you think of that, Bill?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What do you think, eh? ” IT ’S A GOOD NAME.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What does it all mean?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What does it look like? ” said Ridcully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What d’you mean?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What else have I got to do?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What happens to the old ones? ” said Ridcully, interested despite himself.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What ho? ” There was a distant, forlorn soughing, as of wind at the end of a tunnel.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What is a game?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What is it now? ” Death glanced at the clustering watchers.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What is it, Mr. Poons? ” Windle tried to pull the remains of his hat over his ears.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What is it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What is your name? ” We are oblivion.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What service?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What sort of game is that? ” I DON’T RECALL.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What use would it be?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What was it about the girl?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What was it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What was it? ” “ He ’s a bogeyman, ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What were you supposed to do when you slept, anyway?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What would he want to take? ” IT ’S VERY IMPORTANT.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What would the neighbours say? ” “ I ’ve never felt the least urge to chase a chicken, mother, ” said Ludmilla wearily.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What ’d you put it in there for? ” said Ridcully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What ’s a Mrs. Cake? ” “ You have.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What ’s happening, Mrs. Cake?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What ’s next?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What ’s the good of having mastery over cosmic balance and knowing the secrets of fate if you ca n’t blow something up?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What ’s this book?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What, when you got right down to it, was a spleen?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What? ” said the Archchancellor, tearing his eyes away from the spinning metal.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	What? ” “ More!
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	When came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon???
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	When came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon???
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	When came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon???
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Where are we going? ” INTO THE TOWN.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Where is He?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Where is this place?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Where to? ” Death had n’t thought this far.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Where was that damn tinder box?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Where was the sense in that?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Where were you? ” I WAS BUSY.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Who am I going to call? ” Half an hour later the little globe had vanished.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Who are you? ” The hood turned back towards him and said, We are nothing.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Who did you expect?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Who needs brains for that?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Who put the goat in the bed of Offler, the Crocodile God?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d have thought it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s going to want a gadget like that? ” said another.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s playing silly buggers? ” The other senior wizards stared at him.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Whose is it? ” MINE.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Why ca n’t I remember?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Why run, after all?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Why should he take anything?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Why was dying so difficult?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Why would anyone want to throw away something like this, Mr. Poons? ” Windle stared at the trolley.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Why? ” I AM AFRAID IT GETS ON MY NERVES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Will I end up like that?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Windle was thinking: why me?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	With rats? ” “ Rats are n’t the half of it.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Wo n’t you, Windle? ” “ Eh?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Wo n’t you, Windle? ” “ Eh?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Would you care for a cigarette?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	YES?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	YES?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	YES?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	YES?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	YOU NEED NO HELP?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Yeah?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Yeah?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ” The wizards stared at him.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ” “ You can definitely include Yee- haw, too. ” The Dean hung his head.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You can see the queue outside the hut, ca n’t you?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You come back as a corpse?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You go around stopping the clocks the whole time. ” BUT IT IS NOT YET MIDNIGHT?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You have n’t, er, seen anyone else around, have you? ” “ Dead quiet tonight, ” said the sergeant.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You know I keep merchandise down here? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You know how difficult it is to darn silk?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You know how you get that prickly feelin ’ before a storm?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You know the worst bit? ” “ Go on, “ said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You know, I saw a suit of clothes run past on the way here?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You mean like the Revenoo? ” she said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You see?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You want a nice time? ” “ Oh, yes! ” said Windle Poons, lost in wonder.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You want me to say poot? ” The Bursar crept up to the group.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You ’d better believe it. ” “ Oook? ” Windle lowered his voice.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You ’ll see him, then? ” OH.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You ’re not afraid? ” I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BE AFRAID.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You ’re not telling me you do n’t know what dreams are? ” NO.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You ’re really going to die? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve probably seen it written down, right? ” ENGRAVED.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	Yuk. ” The child stared distantly at the landscape for a while and then said, “ I ’ve got new socks. ” YES?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	a figure on the hill? ” she said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	and you know what I thought?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	breakfast?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	can I have that? cerink?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	can I have that? cerink?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	could you clear the way for us? ” Windle quavered.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	dead people? ” said Windle, still staring at the note.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	fast. ” MISS FLITWORTH, WHY DOES NOT THE COCKEREL CROW PROPERLY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	feed the cat?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	flew?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	ghastly Things from the Dungeon Dimensions and things, yes?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	he ’d collected souvenirs?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	how about satin?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	how are things in the god bothering business? ” said Ridcully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	how did you know?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	how? ” He was told, We apologise for the recent lapse in standards.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	if you go, will there be-? ” A NEW DEATH WILL ARISE FROM THE MINDS OF THE LIVING, ALBERT.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	is going to happen to us? ” “ Yes, Archchancellor. ” Ridcully patted Windle on the head.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	is he? ” he said, his forehead wrinkling as he tried to get ahead of the situation.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	is it my fault my great- grandad moved here?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	look, death must be going on, right?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	must it? ” He was told, But now the burden is removed.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	now?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	secreted. ” “ Secreted?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	so soon? ” CERTAINLY.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	so you know what this heathen savage says to youa yeah?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	strategically withdraw to previously prepared positions. ” “ Who prepared them? ” said the Dean.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	supernatural? ” “ What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	supernatural? ” “ What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	they are? ” “ Oh, yeah.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	this is ghost talk, is it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	vampires, by any chance? ” “ ‘ S’right, ” said Arthur.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	was n’t that all to do with sorting out your memories, or something?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	well, he knew how to think, and walking and moving were just a matter of twitching some fairly obvious nerves, but how exactly did your stomach work?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	what trouble you talking about?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	what was it, now?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	what ’s he going to do if I tell him, then?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	what ’s hokeing everything up?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	what ’s it like, being a zombie? ” “ It ’s OK. It ’s not too bad. ” Lupine nodded.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	whatever happened to ‘ I am very happy here, and waiting for you to join me ’?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	when-? ” YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAID THAT SEEING ME GAVE YOU QUITE A START?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	when-? ” YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAID THAT SEEING ME GAVE YOU QUITE A START?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	where ’s Elm Street? ” Modo scratched an ear.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	who would you like?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	why breakfast?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	you know what ’s going to happen next full moon?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	you know, approaching the same shape but from opposite directions?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	you remember the trouble with the rats last year?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	you ’ve got no idea have you?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	~fest to think big.???
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	~fest to think big.???
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	~fest to think big.???
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ And that ’s all of it? ” “ “ Eringyas ’ Surprising Bouquet ”, ” said the Bursar, bright eyed and twitching.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ And they hatch into something with wheels on? ” twice for yes, was it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ And they hatch into something with wheels on? ” twice for yes, was it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anyway, why ’d we do it to ourselves?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ Doreen? ” Reg Shoe thumped his portable podium.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ He calls it consciousness raising but I do n’t reckon he ’s on to much of a certainty. ” “ Who was it under the chair? ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ How can we kill a compost heap? ” “ Um.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did you know my name?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’ll give you one of my leaflets. ” “ But, surely, er, dead people do n’t have rights? ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that what ’s causing all this trouble? ” “ You tell the man, ” said Mrs. Cake, when One- Man- Bucket seemed reluctant to answer.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is the Archchancellor here? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ Or walking around behind you? ” Ridcully nodded briskly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s it, is n’t it? ” When he turned the blade, it made a noise like whommmm.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s like charcoal, is n’t it? ” “ How should I know?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s like charcoal, is n’t it? ” “ How should I know?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ The shops? ” “ I do n’t think so.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ Two- Dogs- Fighting? ” Two- Dogs- Fighting a Two- Dogs- Fighting?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ Two- Dogs- Fighting? ” Two- Dogs- Fighting a Two- Dogs- Fighting?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ Up against the hedge, fermented rubbish! ” “ Can we kick ass, or can we kick ass? ” burbled the Dean happily.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ We ’d better see what ’s happened to him. ” “ Must we? ” said the Senior Wrangler.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’d they do that for? ” “ Well.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s the matter? ” The Archchancellor, standing at the foot of the bed, fumbled in a sack and produced a large, heavy object.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s wrong with her? ” Bill Door paused at the top of the stairs.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ’d believe it? ” AND STILL BLUNT.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ With ghosts, you mean? ” there ’s hundreds of ‘ em, said the voice of One- Man- Bucket.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	‘ You should be prout of your noble lineage. ” “ Prout? ” said Arthur.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ A couple of ‘ em had a bit of a tiff or something?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ A gang of international crossroads thieves? ” He was overjoyed.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ A valuable instrument like that? ” “ What the hell is it? ” said Ridcully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ A valuable instrument like that? ” “ What the hell is it? ” said Ridcully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ A what? ” A MOVER OF CONTRABAND.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Ah?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Ah?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Ah? ” I REMEMBER WHEN ALL THIS WAS STARS.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Alien. ” “ I suppose no- one ’s got a flying spell on them today? ” the Senior Wrangler enquired.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ All right, all right, what ’s going on here? ” The crowd of spectators opened to admit the bulky figure of Sergeant Colon of the Watch.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ All right, if it makes you feel any better. ” “ Um, Mrs. Cake?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ All your own, are they? ” “ Oh, yes. ” “ Amazing.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Am I addressing Mrs. Cake? ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And I wo n’t see you again?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And do you know what, Bill Door?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And fed up with being pushed around, eh? ” said the greenish- skinned one.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And is it? ” NO.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And is that the Senior Wrangler?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And it ’s still not sharp enough? ” Bill Door sighed.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And no- one ever tried this on you? ” THERE IS A SAYING: YOU CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YOU?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And no- one ever tried this on you? ” THERE IS A SAYING: YOU CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YOU?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And now that you have it, what are you going to do with it? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And now where? ” said Doreen.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And that blade will work, will it? ” I DON’T KNOW.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And that ’s what you ’ve been dreaming about, is it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And that ’s your horse, is it? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And the scythe? ” I GAVE THE BLACKSMITH STRICT INSTRUCTIONS.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And where ’s the wind come from? ” THE SKY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And where ’s the wind come from? ” THE SKY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And who are you, my good woman? ” said the Archchancellor.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And will there be anything else, sir? ” The customer seemed to panic.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And you die when the sand runs out? ” NO.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ And you want to work for sixpence a week? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Another one? ” A gleaming metal wire basket on little wheels sat on the path.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Any good? ” STILL TOO BLUNT.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Any idea how? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Any more of these toturerillas?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyone else got any ideas? ” said Ridcully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyone else notice that? ” “ After them! ” screamed the Dean.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyone here know what a spleen is supposed to do? ” He reached the table, and managed to sit down.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyone know what that was? ” said the Bursar, faintly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Anything? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyway, you ’re a bogeyman. ” “ You never heard of Mrs. Cake? ” “ No. ” “ I do n’t suppose she ’s interested in magic.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Apparently even his secret passages locked themselves. ” “ All of them?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Are we going or are we standin ’ around all night bandagin ’ our heads? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Are we mean? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you Thieves ’ Guild? ” said Windle, without turning around.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you a religious man? ” YOU MEAN THAT WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU DIE IS WHAT YOU BELIEVE WILL HAPPEN?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you a religious man? ” YOU MEAN THAT WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU DIE IS WHAT YOU BELIEVE WILL HAPPEN?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you by any chance a natural clairvoyant? ” “ About ten seconds usually, Mr. Poons.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you decent, Bill Door? ” said Miss Flitworth ’s voice in the darkness.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you still there, One- Man- Bucket? ” she said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you sure we ’ll be all right? ” Death nodded.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you there, One- Man- Bucket? ” he said softly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you ’re sure about tonight? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ At one o’clock in the morning? ” He looked at it blankly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Bad news? ” said the sergeant.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Been here before, have you? ” JUST PASSING THROUGH.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Bill Door, what are you thinking of? ” I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ALL THIS.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Bill Door?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Bill? ” she said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Bill? ” she ventured.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Bingely- bingely bong bing bing. ” “ What? ” said the Bursar, jolted.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Biodegradable garbage! ” “ Poor green trash? ” said the Lecturer in Recent Runes helpfully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Build up of life force, Mr. Poons. ” “ You mean you- now? ” “ Oh, yes.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Burn it out, it ’s the best way- ” “ Yeah?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Bursar? ” “ Yes, Archchancellor? ” “ Just try to understand, all right? ” Clouds piled up over the mountains.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Bursar? ” “ Yes, Archchancellor? ” “ Just try to understand, all right? ” Clouds piled up over the mountains.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Bursar? ” “ Yes, Archchancellor? ” “ Just try to understand, all right? ” Clouds piled up over the mountains.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ But hatch into what? ” Mustrum Ridcully trotted into his study and took his wizard ’s staff from its rack over the fireplace.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ But is he all right? ” “ He ’s still breathing, ” said the Bursar.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ But what is he doing? ” GETTING UP SPEED.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ But what will happen to me? ” Albert said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ But why one blade of grass at a time? ” Bill Door regarded the neat row of stalks for some while.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ But why should it build up? ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ But why? ” said Ridcully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t you do something? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t you drop dead? ” “ No. ” “ And I ’m not jumping! ” “ Fly, then.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Camouflage, Archchancellor. ” “ Camouflage, eh? ” “ Yo, Archchancellor. ” “ Oh, well.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I have the snare back?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I help you to some more potato salad? ” he said, in the loud deliberate voice used for talking to imbeciles and old people.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I offer you a drop of something? ” “ Alcohol is a snare for the spirit.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you beep it down? ” he demanded.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you do that?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you get put in prison for it? ” I DON’T BELIEVE SO.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you knock it off with all this shaking around? ” squeaked the demon.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you talk? ” The dog shook its head.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Dean, why have you got stripes all over your face? ” he enquired.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Dean? ” “ Yes, Archchancellor? ” “ The comment I made recently about the Y- word.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Dean? ” “ Yes, Archchancellor? ” “ The comment I made recently about the Y- word.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Did it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n’t I see you throw yourself into the river last night? ” he said, out of the corner of his mouth.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n’t you hear me?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you call out?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you get bitten by a bat or something? ” said Windle quickly, anxious not to be the cause of any family friction.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Do I get a choice? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t time fly, eh? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you dream?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you feel anything? ” said Ridcully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Do they ever win? ” NO.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know how to pluck a chicken? ” said Miss Flitworth.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think it might be a good idea to go back outside? ” said Doreen.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Does that mean I can say yo too? ” said the Dean.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Er, what do zombies do to people? ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Er, ” shouted the Bursar, “ do you happen to know what time-? ” “ Eh? ” “ What!
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Er, ” shouted the Bursar, “ do you happen to know what time-? ” “ Eh? ” “ What!
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Ever heard of it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Ever tried to back up sixty carts all at once? ” he demanded.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Everyone ’s got one? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Exactly how terrible? ” HOW TERRIBLE CAN YOU IMAGINE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Exactly how terrible? ” HOW TERRIBLE CAN YOU IMAGINE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Excuse me, “ said Windle, “ The music does n’t affect you? ” “ It puts my teeth on edge is what it does, ” said Arthur.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Excuse me?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Fine, fine. ” YOU UNDERSTAND?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Fred? ” Colon, fascinated, watched the little snowflakes far inside the tiny glass globe.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ From a fire? ” Bill Door shrugged.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Good news?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Good, is n’t it? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Got any more magic, Dean? ” “ Er.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Got anything else left to try? ” Bill shook his head.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Got everything? ” said Ridcully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Hallo, Throat. ” “ Would you step down here a minute, Fred?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Hallo? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Hallo? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Has it ever worked?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Has n’t anyone got any more spells on them? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you got any last words? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ He ’s really getting the hang of it, is n’t he? ” said the Senior Wrangler, as he and the Bursar levered yet another basket on to its back.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Here we go again! ” “ Any more for the Skylark? ” “ Put a sock in it.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Here?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey, it ’s Bill Door, is n’t it? ” said a figure looming out of the dusk.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” WINDLE POONS?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” WINDLE POONS?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” “ The Archchancellor just asked if you wanted a drink. ” “ He ’d like a glass of distilled water, ” said Mrs. Cake.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” “ What am I supposed to do? ” “ Dunno.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” “ What am I supposed to do? ” “ Dunno.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” “ You do n’t fit in, you see.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How about fire?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How are those spells coming along, Dean? ” said Ridcully, through gritted teeth.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How are you feeling, brother Poons? ” Reg Shoe ’s ravaged features occluded Windle ’s view.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How are you feeling? ” said the Dean loudly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How can it go without a horse?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How can you attract a compost heap ’s attention? ” said the Senior Wrangler.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How can you be sure? ” BECAUSE OF DRAMA, MISS FLITWORTH.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How can you kill ghosts? ” “ How should I know?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How can you kill ghosts? ” “ How should I know?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How come you need time? ” EVERY LIVING THING NEEDS TIME.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How come you ’ve got it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How long have you been undead, Vindle? ” said Doreen, with brittle brightness.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How long have you got? ” A MATTER OF HOURS.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How long have you had this, Mrs. Cake? ” he demanded, picking up a familiar glassy object.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How much longer have you got? ” PERHAPS AN HOUR.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How sharp can a blade get, for goodness ’ sake? ” IT CAN GET SHARPER THAN THIS.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How should I know? ” “ How should anyone know, then? ” said the Senior Wrangler nastily.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ How should I know? ” “ How should anyone know, then? ” said the Senior Wrangler nastily.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I am right, are n’t I? ” I CAN’T HIDE ANYTHING FROM YOU, MISS FLITWORTH.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I am right, are n’t I? ” he said, and made an attempt at a smile.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I never listened for one hundred and thirty years. ” “ Why not? ” “ In case I heard what rubbish I was saying, I expect.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I said where?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I sink. ” “ Undead ca n’t cross running water even on a bridge. ” “ And is he the only one, eh?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose it ’s not the gods up to a bit of ungodliness on the side? ” said Ridcully, clutching at one last straw.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose there ’s no way of stopping? it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose there ’s no way of stopping? it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose you ’ll want to be getting along? ” NO RUSH.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I take it you do dance, Mr. Bill Door? ” FAMED FOR IT, MISS FLITWORTH.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I think it ’s always very important to see what ’s really real and what is n’t, do n’t you? ” MISS FLITWORTH?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I think it ’s always very important to see what ’s really real and what is n’t, do n’t you? ” MISS FLITWORTH?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I thought that one was yours, sir? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I thought you only get them in closets and things? ” shouted Ridcully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I wanted to be buried in- will you look at it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I wonder how you can do that? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I wonder, could you stop trying to twist my head off? ” The Librarian looked around wildly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I wonder, could you take him in? ” “ Well.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m not saying young Simnel ’s a bad lad, but are you sure he ’ll do it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’m sorry, sir? ” A PRESENT FOR A LADY.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ve brought you a hot milk drink. ” YES?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ If you ’re you, who will be coming for you? ” DEATH.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Indulging in a bit of youthful high spirits, were we? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Inside every lump of coal there ’s a diamond waiting to get out, right? ” YES, MISS FLITWORTH.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Inspectors?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it angry because you stole its tarpaulin? ” THAT ’S NOT ALL I STOLE.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it just me, or is it getting bigger? ” said the Senior Wrangler.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Is n’t he?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Is n’t it clean, Arthur? ” “ It ’s very clean. ” “ What ’s that noise? ” said Ludmilla.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Is n’t it clean, Arthur? ” “ It ’s very clean. ” “ What ’s that noise? ” said Ludmilla.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Is n’t it nice? ” said Doreen.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Is n’t it that one off Treacle Mine Road? ” “ Oh, yes.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Is n’t there rather a lot of, “ he struck out aimlessly, “ washing things?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that what One- Man- Bucket was talking about? ” said Ludmilla.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that what happens for humans, too? ” I DON’T THINK SO.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that what he said? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that you, Modo? ” “ That ’s right, Mr. Poons, ” said the dwarf.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that you, young Egbert? ” NO.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there any more of that, mm, rum left? ” The assembled wizards watched him pour a generous measure into his beaker.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there any other gateway around here, Modo? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there any way we can barricade the doors or something? ” DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE SAYING?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there any way we can barricade the doors or something? ” DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE SAYING?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ It ca n’t be intelligent, can it? ” said the Bursar.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ It has?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ It is n’t? ” NO.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ It iss vot keeps a marriage intervesting. ” “ Who wants an interesting marriage?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ It will?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ It would be nice if that was the case, would n’t it? ” she said brightly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s a dead skelington he ’s got then, is it? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s a general street greeting and affirmative with convivial military ingroup and masculine bonding- ritual overtones. ” “ What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s all part of being alive. ” AND HOW DO HUMANS STAND IT?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s an omen. ” AN OMEN OF WHAT?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s like a thunderstorm, see?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s not my fault, is it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s not seeding, is it? ” said Reg Shoe.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s not very loud, is it? ” Bill Door wanted to say that every tick was like the hammering of iron clubs on bronze pillars.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s not written on my forehead, is it? ” she said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s peaches, right? ” he kept bellowing.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s sharp enough, for goodness sake. ” HOW DO YOU SHARPEN IT MORE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Just between the two of us, ” said the priest, “ have you got any ideas about all this?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Just one small fireball? ” “ It ’s tempting, but no.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Killed? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Know what this reminds me of? ” said Ridcully, as they fought their way through.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Know?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Lapse? ” said the Archchancellor, now totally mystified.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Left what? ” said the Dean.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Librarian? ” he said softly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Like what? ” “ Like.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Listen, are you bloody hocus- pocus merchants coming or not? ” he said, between bounces.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Lupine? ” he ventured.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Maybe there ’s a ramp?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ More power to your elbow, eh? ” said the drummer, grinning.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Morning, y’honour. ” “ Would you be kind enough to help me up on to the parapet, officer? ” Sergeant Colon hesitated.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Mother? ” “ Oi’m under ‘ ere. ” The fearsome Ludmilla lifted up a huge joist and tossed it lightly aside.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Move up. ” WHAT?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Music to attract humans?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ My dad says she said she ’s got boxes of treasure. ” HAS SHE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ New to these parts, then? ” said the barman.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Nice, ai n’t they? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ No sensation of crumbling into dust and blowing away? ” said the Senior Wrangler hopefully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Not when he ’s dead, though. ” “ Yeah?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Now, can I ask you a personal question? ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Now- who ’s got the stake? ” Everyone looked at the Bursar.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ OK, Reg and me will help you up, come on- ” “ Me?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ OK, so we buy him a nice new coffin and then we get a black cat to walk across it? ” “ No, that ’s stupid.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh blow, is that what I ’m doin’? ” said Mrs. Cake.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, I do n’t think surgery is involved. ” “ Anyway, did n’t we bury him? ” said the Lecturer in Recent Runes.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ On a beach somewhere?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ On a horse? ” said Miss Flitworth.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ On one of them hourglasses? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Once you ’re dead, people just do n’t want to know, right?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ One- Man- Bucket! ”- heathen savage, am I?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Only hundreds? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Only why are you waving and talking? ” said Colon.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook! ” “ Was that a yo? ” said the Dean, suspiciously.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook. ” “ Why wo n’t you let me in? ” “ Oook. ” “ But I need to look something up. ” “ Oook oook! ” “ Well, yes.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook. ” “ You?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ” “ All right, I may have put that rather clumsily.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ” “ No, Not “ with milk ”, ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook? ” “ You ’ve changed species in your time.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” He was told, Death has retired.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Perhaps we could find another way up? ” said Ludmilla hopefully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Please, Miss Flitworth- ” “ Hmm? ” “ Please, Miss Flitworth, there ’s a skeleton of a horse walking around in the barn!
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Possibly woodworm? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Priests? ” said the Dean.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Quiet! ” “ What? ” Lupine ’s ears swivelled.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Quite well- disposed? ” he hazarded.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Right, fiend in human shape, ” he growled, “ what d’you think of this, then?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Run? ” he suggested.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Save? ” “ It ’s me that pins the card on the bottom of the lid, ” said Mr. Shoe.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Schleppel? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Schleppel? ” “ Yes, Mr. Poons. ” “ Why are you behind me? ” “ I ’ve got to be behind something, Mr. Poons.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Schleppel? ” “ Yes, Mr. Poons. ” “ Why are you behind me? ” “ I ’ve got to be behind something, Mr. Poons.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ See? ” said the Senior Wrangler.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ See? ” said the oldest mayfly triumphantly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Sets everyone ’s teeth on edge? ” said Arthur.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Shall I wrap them up, then? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Short transitional period?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Should we worry when he ’s in front of us? ” said Ridcully, “ Or is it worse because we know he ’s behind us? ” “ Hah!
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Should we worry when he ’s in front of us? ” said Ridcully, “ Or is it worse because we know he ’s behind us? ” “ Hah!
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Sing?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ So what do you do now? ” Lupine shrugged.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ So what happens to the life force if things stop living? ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ So what is your seven- point plan for Equal Opportunities with the living, I hear you cry? ” The wind blew the dried grasses in the cemetery.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ So what were you working on the scythe blade for? ” said Miss Flitworth.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ So you ’ve got the rest of the day free, then? ” YES?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ So you ’ve got the rest of the day free, then? ” YES?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ So, “ he said, “ what ’s happening? ” “ We had an altar float up into the air and drop on us. ” “ A chandelier unscrewed itself.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ So? ” “ Well, it ’s not normal for- ” “ It ’s all right, sergeant, “ said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Some of them- oh, about two feet long, would n’t you say, Dean? ” “ Three feet, “ said the Dean.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry? ” MY TIME.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry? ” “ Just thinking aloud.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Squeak?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Squeak? ” SQUEAK, the Death of Rats confirmed.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ That is- ” YOU FEAR TO DIE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ That one must have been the oldest. ” “ You mean we have n’t got anything to fight? ” said the Archchancellor.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s our cellars you ’re talking about! ” “ You ’d prefer him under your bed, would you? ” murmured Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s right. ” “ Ca n’t keep a good man down, eh? ” Windle turned back.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ That?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ The Great Trout what? ” said another mayfly, nervously.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ The Seismic Reorganiser, the Attractive Point or the Incendiary Surprise? ” “ Yo, “ said the Dean, with satisfaction.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ The biggest?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ The joke ’s on me, eh? ” Bill Door sat down on the anvil.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ The things children say, eh?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Them who? ” THEY’RE LIKE- Bill Door waved a hand vaguely- SERVANTS.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Them? ” said Ludmilla.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Then everyone can join in. ” FOLK DANCING?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Then you can start getting the harvest in. ” WHAT?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’s a big storm coming. ” WILL IT SPOIL MY HARVEST?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’s a difference between alive skelingtons and dead ones? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’s hope? ” IS THERE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’s hope? ” IS THERE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’s no room for a brain. ” “ Who says it ’s thinking? ” said the Archchancellor.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ They ’re so handy to put things in, right? ” said the man.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Think I go around looking like this all the time?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ This is n’t some sort of joke, is it? ” he added hopefully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Throwin ’ a few bread rolls around, that kind of thing? ” “ May I ask the meaning of this intrusion? ” said Ridcully, coldly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Throwin ’ a few bread rolls around, that kind of thing? ” “ May I ask the meaning of this intrusion? ” said Ridcully, coldly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ To be near the scythe? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Topiary! ” “ What the heck do you mean? ” “ Topiary!
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Trying out some new magic, y’honour? ” he said, brightly, helping the skinny but surprisingly heavy body up on to the crumbling stonework.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Um, yes, Archchancellor? ” he quavered.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Understand? ” Then she turned on her heel and ran towards the pump.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Unt who iss the yunk laty? ” said Doreen, beaming at Ludmilla.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Vot? ” “ Doreen- I mean, the Countess asked who she is, ” Arthur supplied, wearily.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Want to come with me? ” There was another shrug that almost vocalised the thought: why not?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Want to come with me? ” There was another shrug that almost vocalised the thought: why not?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Was?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ We are gloomy this morning, are n’t we? ” said Miss Flitworth.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ We could go and pick up our staffs, could n’t we? ” said the Dean.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ We think he ’s a bogeyman. ” “ Are bogeymen undead? ” “ He wo n’t say. ” “ You ’ve never seen him?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ We think he ’s a bogeyman. ” “ Are bogeymen undead? ” “ He wo n’t say. ” “ You ’ve never seen him?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, can you tell me if I guess right? ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, maybe they talk to each other. ” “ How can they talk?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, someone ’s got to look after the food. ” I MEANT WHY DON’T YOU DANCE?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, they do say, do n’t they, that diamonds are a girl ’s best friend? ” she said brightly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, “ he said, “ what ’re you going to do about it? ” It was five minutes later.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” said the Patrician.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” said the Senior Wrangler.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What I want to know is, who put them there? ” Sergeant Colon turned the object round and round in his hands.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you doing, master? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you doing, then? ” he said weakly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you gabbling about, officer? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you going to use? ” said Ridcully, as the trolley rocketed through the steam.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What chap? ” “ That ch- oh, he ’s gone.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you mean, no- one built it? ” she said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean, Geoffrey? ” said Ridcully, as kindly as he could.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean, unseasonal? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean? ” STAY HERE WHEN HE COMES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean? ”- shutupshutupshutup I ’m trying to talk to the lady!
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think it is? ” said Ludmilla.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think you ’re doing? ” DRAMA.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think, Bill Door? ” she said sharply.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think, Lupine? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you want for breakfast? ” said the old woman.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What does cosmic wisdom know about it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What does it look like, do you think? ” “- what you do is, you get two bits of glass and some ants- ” “ I do n’t know.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What d’yew want? ” said Mrs. Cake.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What d’you mean? ”- there been a catastrophe or something, some kind of ten- second plague?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What d’you mean? ”- there been a catastrophe or something, some kind of ten- second plague?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What for?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What good are they? ” said the Senior Wrangler.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What good would that do? ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened to him? ” The two men shuffled in awkwardly, trying to support a figure a foot taller than they were.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened? ” I THINK THE ELLIPTICAL CAM HAS GRADUALLY SLID UP THE BEAM SHAFT AND CAUGHT ON THE FLANGE REBATE.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What have you found? ” COBWEB.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What idiot left this here? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it, then? ” HISTORY.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” A THREE- EIGHTHS GRIPLEY.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” IT WAS THE COMBINATION HARVESTER.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” said Reg.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” “ It ca n’t be a compost heap in the middle of the lawn, can it? ” “ Modo will be very upset. ” The Dean peered closer.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” “ It ca n’t be a compost heap in the middle of the lawn, can it? ” “ Modo will be very upset. ” The Dean peered closer.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What is your name? ” The stranger stared at her for a moment, and then looked around wildly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What kind of garbage is that? ” I MEAN THAT THERE IS A TIME FOR EVERYONE TO DIE.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What movement? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What next? ” she said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What noise? ” “ That noise.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What the hell was that? ” A smaller thing flashed into existence by his ear.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What the hell ’s that doin’ there? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What the hell’re you doing? ” He looked at the blade in his hands as if he was seeing it for the first time.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What was inside someone? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What was it you were wanting? ” The tall figure ran a disconsolate finger over the oily mechanism.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What was it, then? ” said the nearest pine.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What was it? ” MY TIME.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What was the meanin ’ of that? ” Ridcully ’s hat rose from his head.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What was the stake? ” “ Two pebbles, ” said the low priest.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What were we doing before we were talking about the sun? ” “ Zigzagging aimlessly over the water, ” said one of the young flies.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What wire baskety wheely thing? ” said the wizards, in unison.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re you all looking at? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s burnin ’? ” “ Your boots, Archchancellor, ” said the Dean.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s going on, Schleppel? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s happening, Mr. Poons? ” said Ludmilla.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s happening?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s happening? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s he selling this time? ” “ I do n’t think he ’s trying to sell anything, Mr. Poons. ” “ It ’s that bad?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s he selling this time? ” “ I do n’t think he ’s trying to sell anything, Mr. Poons. ” “ It ’s that bad?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s it building up for? ” “ Do n’t know.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s it like, being a wereman? ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that you ’re putting the weeds into? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s this one called? ” TANGO.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s this, then? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s worrying you, Bill? ” I SUDDENLY KNOW THAT WE ARE GOING TO DIE.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What, all three at once? ” “ Yo! ” “ That ’s going a bit far, is n’t it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What, all three at once? ” “ Yo! ” “ That ’s going a bit far, is n’t it?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What, even wizards? ” “ Oh, yes.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What, just water? ” said Ridcully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What, muttering about meat pies? ” said the Bursar.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What, you mean now? ” she said, “ I ’m not ready- ” LOOK.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” ONE OF THOSE.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Windle quickly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Not in the Ankh, of course, ” said Ridcully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ When will he come? ” TONIGHT.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are we going? ” Binky was galloping, but the landscape did not move.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are you going? ” TO THE BARN.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Where there ’s life, eh? ” WHERE THERE ’S LIFE EH WHAT?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Where there ’s life, eh? ” WHERE THERE ’S LIFE EH WHAT?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Where was she? ” SHE WAS HIDING IN A CUPBOARD.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’d you get it? ” FROM PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT IT WAS THE TEAR OF A GOD.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s Ludmilla? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s everyone gone, Librarian? ” “ Oook oook. ” “ Just like them.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Where? ” “ There.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Which king? ” ANY KING.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Which one? ” ER.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Who exactly is One- Man- Bucket? ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Who is? ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’d want to make a big basket out of wire?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’re you? ” GOOD OLD BILL DOOR?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’re you? ” GOOD OLD BILL DOOR?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s playing the maracas? ” Death grinned.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Who, me-? ” “ I could smell you, “ said Lupine, evenly.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Why are we here? ” said the spirit of Miss Flitworth.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Why are you called One- ” is that all?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Why are you walking around, then? ” Bill Door looked at the old men.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ca n’t we get some of the servants to do it? ” muttered the Senior Wrangler.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ca n’t you live for ever? ” I DON’T KNOW.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Why did n’t you say? ” I’M SORRY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Why did n’t you say? ” I’M SORRY?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Why do n’t you fall to bits? ” I DON’T KNOW.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Why does everyone run towards a blood- curdling scream? ” mumbled the Senior Wrangler.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Why does n’t all the drink fall through? ” He ’d almost panicked.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Why is it happening? ” he said, half to himself.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Why is n’t it chasing us? ” WE’RE SAFE UNTIL THE SAND RUNS OUT.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Why is your dog staring at me like that? ” said Ludmilla.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not? ” Bill Door looked shocked.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not? ” He looked at her as if she was mad.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Why should that worry us?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Why wo n’t he answer? ” “ Do n’t know, “ said a voice behind him.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Windle? ” said Reg Shoe.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ With all that silver on the harness and everything? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ With all them sands of time pouring through? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Would that be orchids or roses? ” BOTH.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yeah, ” said a man trying to control the team pulling a lumber wagon, “ what ’s going on?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes mother? ” “ Sit down, girl.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, master? ” HAVE YOU NOT GOT SOMETHING TO DO?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, master? ” HAVE YOU NOT GOT SOMETHING TO DO?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes. ” HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE SERIOUSLY BELIEVED IT?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” DO YOU MIND IF I STOP THE CLOCK?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” DO YOU MIND IF I STOP THE CLOCK?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” I GAVE YOU QUITE A STOP.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” Out of the corner of his eye Windle saw a pair of bony arms rest themselves on the parapet.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” THAT WAS YOUR LIFE.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” TRUST ME ON THIS.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” WHAT IS IT.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” he said, helpfully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” she said, suspiciously.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” she said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ Here come some trolleys again. ” They were blocking all five passages leading off the central space.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ”- you got to tell someone about this.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yo what? ” said Ridcully.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yo! ” “ You ’ll kill it totally?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Yo? ” said Reg Shoe.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You all right, Count? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You been trying some special kind of underwater magic, y’honour? ” he ventured.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You carry one of them around in your pocket? ” said the Dean.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t happen to know what he ’ll be like, do you? ” NO.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t mind, do you? ” “ Well, no.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t mind, then? ” I HAVE A HORSE.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t think it could be- ” “ Here?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n’t? ” “ The principle is sound, ” said Windle.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You have?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You help Reg. ” “ Is that Reg down there? ” said Doreen.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You knew him? ” she said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You know what happens to peaches what lies around too long?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You know, I ’m not surprised?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You listening to me? ” said the captain suspiciously.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean dreaming? ” she said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean she makes them out of human flesh? ” “ What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean she makes them out of human flesh? ” “ What?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You sure you know what you want? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You sure you ’re all right?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You sure? ” said the Dean.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You the head chap? ” he said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You there, One- Man- Bucket? ” she said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You want it beaten out?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You work along of Miss Flitworth ’s? ” YES.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re a Bill? ” YES?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re a Bill? ” YES?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re a zombie, right? ” “ Er. “ Windle Poons had never seen anyone with such a pallid skin, such as there was of it, before.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re to sleep in the barn, understand? ” she said.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve never met Life, have you? ” I CAN SAY IN ALL HONESTY THAT I HAVE NOT.
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Your horse enjoying himself? ” PARDON?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ Your horse enjoying himself? ” PARDON?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ You‘re sure you would n’t like us to have another go with the burial and everything?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“ said the merchant, “ is a particularly excellent stone, do n’t you think?
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett	“[ Preen whiskers][ twitch nose]? ” The Death of Rats shook its head.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	A dowry?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	A goblin playing a harp? ’ Miss Beedle seemed embarrassed by the fuss.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	After a while Vimes said, ‘ Can I help you, officer? ’ The young man blinked.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	After all, he thought, what ’s the point of just barking out ‘ What! ’ for absolutely no discernible reason?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	After all, he told himself, what about old ‘ Beefy ’ Jackson, eh?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	After all, how could you find a man in darkness?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	After all, it said everything that you needed to know, did n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	After all, what limits can you put on a creature made of nothing?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	After all, you and the commander are in the hands of a higher power. ’?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Ah yes, whatever you do, do n’t let them scratch you … ‘ You want justice, do you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	All we could turn up was stuff about what a bloody nuisance they are – you know the kind of thing. ’ ‘ Nobody knows anything about goblins?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Aloud he continued, ‘ You saw those two Quirmian officers get on the boat, did n’t you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Aloud he said, ‘ How far can I take this? ’ ‘ It seems you ’ve had a busy day, sir, ’ said Willikins.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Aloud, she said, ‘ Are n’t you proud of your goblin name? ’ He looked at her with his mouth open, showing his pointy teeth.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Am I a dashing kind of person, would you say? ’ The birds started singing from a low branch of the tree.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Am I not right, Mister Brassbound? ’ The young man nodded fervently.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	An officer with a captain ’s helmet said, ‘ Commander?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And according to Captain Angua we have to find a goblin cave to break the fluence, ye ken?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And although I imagine you must be very tired, I expect you ’d like to come along for the ride?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And as for ‘ What what! ’, well, what was that all about?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And do you know what is even worser?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And do you know what, commander?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And do you know why it was done?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And do you mind if we change the subject?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And goblins probably got thirsty, did n’t they?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And goblins?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And how do you go about snagging such a gentleman, pray? ’ Now the girls looked as if they were indeed praying.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And if he dies, it wins, wherever you are … ’ ‘ Feeney, keep your crossbow pointing at this gentleman, will you? ’ said Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And now another sister( possibly Amanda?)
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And on the way to their suite he distinctly overheard one lady say to another in passing, ‘ Who ’s the new barman?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And perhaps you ’ll tell me your name? ’ ‘ Jane, commander.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And she is quite attractive in a goblin sort of way, do n’t you think?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And since you ’re enjoying the fresh air, why not go and find Young Sam?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And so he cleared his throat and said, ‘ Sybil, you did discuss plans for my holiday with Vetinari, did n’t you? ’ Sybil looked surprised.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And that person would be you, would n’t it, commander? ’ ‘ Good answer, young man!
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And that ’s it, is n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And the conjuror had not expected it and looked goggle- eyed at Vimes until he said, ‘ Oh my, you ’re him, are n’t you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And the fish swam everywhere, did n’t they?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And then he thought, how important is that compared with the question who told them to?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And what about the ha- ha, the ho- ho and the he- he? ’ ‘ Yes, but there ’s all cow poo!
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And what does ethereal mean, anyway? ’ The deputy sub hesitated.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And what good has it done you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And what was so wrong with onion gravy anyway?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And what would a desperate pilot do then?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And while you ’re doing so perhaps you ’ll look out this little list of snuff products? ’ The tobacconist took it from her carefully.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And why are you still dragging that young policeman behind you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And why leave some behind?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And why not, yes, why not teeth?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	And you want to arrest my husband, do you? ’ Feeney, goggle- eyed, managed an unprofessional ‘ Yes, ma’am ’.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Any copper worth his truncheon would at least take a look at the Queen now they ’d come this far, would n’t they?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Any ideas? ’ ‘ Crivens! ’ said Wee Mad Arthur.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Any questions? ’ Feeney looked down at his feet.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, what size is “ quite small ”? ’ Miss Beedle gave him a surprised look.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Apart from that, may I have your views? ’ ‘ Yes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Apparently he found something because his next words were, ‘ The blacksmith?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Apropos of that, it was Lady Sybil who suggested the trip to the countryside, was it not? ’ Vetinari raised an eyebrow.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Are any of you in employment?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Are those bloody steps still there?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Are you a man or a master?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Are you a man who can control his temper?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Are you a nob or one of them?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Are you going to say that it ’s copper ’s instinct?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Are you teaching it to the goblins, miss? ’ With her eyes still on the agitated Feeney, Miss Beedle said, ‘ Yes, for what it ’s worth.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	As he got up Mister Sillitoe said, ‘ Police investigation, you say?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	At least when you ’re a wizard people do n’t try to kick you in the fork, right?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Back in the saddle again, eh? ’ he said, and handed him the reins.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Be happy to hire another hundred if they turned up. ’ ‘ But you pay them far less than humans? ’ said Angua.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Because it ’s weird, is n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Behind him Feeney said, ‘ What was that?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Bloody Commander Vimes? ’ The barge bucked again and an errant egg spun out of the darkness and smacked into Vimes ’s face.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Bury them, eat them, throw them on the midden?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	But he said, ‘ Then what happens, lad? ’ Lightning, with a sense for the dramatic moment, illuminated Feeney ’s face as he turned.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	But here in fact he was n’t a copper, was he?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	But land, and landlord, and law, well … A man might get quite confused, yes?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	But on the other hand, who needs a witness statement if you ’ve got a confession?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	But running away from what?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	But then if I have to do that, what good are you? ’ Feeney looked shocked.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	But they never will be again … will they, ladies and gentlemen?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	But this is the country, yes, Willikins? ’ ‘ There was a man setting rabbit snares in the hedge behind you, ’ said Willikins.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	But this was the dark, and Vimes and the dark had an … understanding, did n’t they?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	But what to make of the pile of bamboo which resolved itself into a breastplate of articulated sections and a most unfetching bamboo helmet?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	But would the truth that it told me be the truth, and how would I know that?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	But you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	But … His land, right?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t you just stop and tie us up to the bank? ’ Sillitoe ’s laugh was brittle.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Can I say that the goblins seem very attached to your Corporal Nobbs?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Can we have the house lights down, Jeffrey?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Can you imagine that, Vimes?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Can you read? ’ Stinky held out both large hands.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Can you see him in the study?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Can you see that double door and the little wicket gate?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Can you see that it gets to someone here who ’ll value it? ’ All she had was a stone ring, he thought, and even that got taken away.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Can you see what I mean? ’ Vimes did.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Can you smell that? ’ Vimes sniffed, giving himself a noseful of flies and a very heavy stink of cattle dung.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Can you tell me how this lady came to be … killed? ’ ‘ She was thrown into our cave last night, Mister Po- leess- maan.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Carrot managed to say, ‘ I ’m so sorry to have to ask, but will this harm my sergeant?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Chalk it up to experience, eh? ’ ‘ There ’s still that bloody first mate, ’ said the blacksmith.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Cheering a man drinking a year ’s wages in one go?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Coffee?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Could I draw your attention to the hill over there?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Could a sudden jerk set it off?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Could something with no body slither?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Dad self- consciously out for a walk with his lad, yes?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Detritus and Willikins?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t he want to arrest you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Did they grow mushrooms?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Did they really still wear those?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Did turnips have to be brought in from the cold?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Did you ever see Pelvic Williams?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Did you ever take an oath?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Did you fall into something rural?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Did you find out anything from old Gumption? ’ Cheery nodded.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Did you really think he ’d protect you? ’ The prostrate Stratford mumbled something.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do goblins sign their pots in some way? ’ ‘ Oh yes, indeed, commander, goblin pots are always distinctive.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t know who ’s still alive, see? ’ Vimes looked at the woman as the boat gave a lurch.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t know why, do n’t know who, if you get my meaning? ’ Jiminy was sweating cobs, Vimes noticed.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t say you ’d want him to be a copper: you would n’t, would you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you remember?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do take him somewhere where he can go about his business, will you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do these criminals have a modus operandi? ’ Vimes ’s heart sank.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do you get my meaning? ’ There was some shouting and thumping down below and several suggestions that somebody was getting kicked very hard.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do you intend to see him off, as it were? ’ The Patrician shook his head.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do you know anyone who can help? ’ Billy looked her up and down superciliously.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do you know that they have only five names for colours?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do you know where that batch of cigars came from? ’ Valiantly Bewilderforce tried it on.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do you know why it ’s called the countryside, Carrot?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do you not understand?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do you notice anything else, chief constable? ’ Vimes tried to keep his tone level.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do you really think I ’d do that?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do you think I ’d do that, sir?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do you think that I do n’t think? ’ Stratford squirmed out of Vimes ’s grip, spun neatly and threw a punch which Vimes very nearly dodged.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand? ’ Feeney looked at his boots.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand? ’ There was a barely perceptible nod.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Does he have a warrant card?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Does it just stop and look puzzled? ’ ‘ No, dear, it smashes everything to pieces. ’ Lady Sybil gave a warning smile and brushed herself down.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Does n’t he look like a typical accountant to you? ’ But this did n’t worry the lion heart of A. E. Pessimal.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Does that go twice as fast? ’ And now Flutter was a riverboat expert.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Does this mean goblins are stupid?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Drink gloriously in hand, Vimes leaned back and said, ‘ Staff okay, Willikins? ’ Willikins lowered his voice.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Especially in the presence of a pretty good fee?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Even if he was n’t, would he panic?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Everybody knows they ’re a worthless people, do n’t they?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Extrapolate, sir? ’ ‘ Why would somebody be all cut about on their arms?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Extrapolate, sir? ’ ‘ Why would somebody be all cut about on their arms?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Family tradition, see?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Feared killer?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Feeney said anxiously, ‘ Is that all right, sir? ’ He waited nervously.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Feeney was sprinting along the bank after him now, and managed to pant, ‘ What are we going to do, sir?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Feeney whispered, ‘ This could be a trap, sir. ’ Vimes rolled his eyes and sneered, ‘ You think so, do you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Fights on a riverboat?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Find what god? ’ Flutter looked embarrassed but recovered manfully.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Fourteen, maybe?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	From what dark cave?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	From what window into paradise?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Go to it, Sam. ’ ‘ Actually, Sybil, I was considering delivering them to the local justices. ’ ‘ What?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Going down? ’ ‘ No, it is n’t, sir! ’ yelled Feeney.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Good, we are learning, are n’t we?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Got a bottle of brandy on you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Got any bags? ’ This was asked in the absolute certainty that Vimes would have no bags, but a show of willing is always worth a try.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Got it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Got that?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Got that?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Had Vimes really heard it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Had he acted as a policeman should?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Had he cheated?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Had he misled?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Had the little bugger said that?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Happy to have you aboard. ’ ‘ Er, Gastric?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Harry King looked innocent and spread his huge hands widely, and said, ‘ What?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Has Mister Jefferson gone missing? ’ Feeney gave up.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Has this man mishandled you or the little girl in any way? ’ The woman had barely moved.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Have we got the bailiffs in? ’ ‘ That is reasonably unlikely, dear.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Have ye heard of the surreptitious albatross?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Have you been making a few pockets jingle? ’ ‘ That statement is actionable, young man, ’ said Stoner.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Have you gone mad, sir? ’ Well, that would help, Vimes thought.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Have you got any elephant poo?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He braved the rocking deck again and said, ‘ I do n’t think all this is for a little voyage to the seaside, do you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He checked all this again to make certain that he had got it right, and then looked up at the scowling human and said, ‘ Excuse me, sir?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He cleared his throat and said, ‘ Sybil, did you actually look at that book I ’m reading to Young Sam? ’ ‘ Yes, dear.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He continued, ‘ Did they look for the pot? ’ ‘ Looked everywhere, commander, even outside.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He could have moored at any time, could n’t he?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He had taken the job, he had accepted the promotion and the money that went with it, had n’t he?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He heard her say, ‘ What?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He made certain he ended on top, where he leaned down and hissed into Jethro ’s ear, ‘ Let ’s see how smart you are, shall we?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He might want to be an alchemist, right?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He said what was so dreadful was that the goblins were all sort of meek, you know?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He said, ‘ Does he ever put people in there?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He said, ‘ How ’s business doing?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He said, ‘ I do n’t want to be difficult, but could I borrow another of the poor lady ’s pots?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He said, ‘ Is this now about the smuggling, sir? ’ ‘ Quite so, quite so.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He said, ‘ This is true?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He said, “ Dad, do you know why cows do big wet sloppy poos and horses do them all nice and soft and smelling of grass?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He struck out for the surface again and said, ‘ And Rust bought it, did he?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He thought that Tears of the Mushroom smiled when she saw him, although how could you tell, really?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He turned wordlessly to Miss Beedle, who said, ‘ She ’s very good, is n’t she? ’ ‘ That ’s a harp, is n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He turned wordlessly to Miss Beedle, who said, ‘ She ’s very good, is n’t she? ’ ‘ That ’s a harp, is n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	He ’s got a story to tell you and no mistake. ’ ‘ Where is he? ’ said Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Hear them all sniggering?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Heaven knows where she ’s getting the music from … ’ ‘ Heaven? ’ said Vimes, adding urgently, ‘ How long will she be playing?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Heaven knows where she ’s getting the music from … ’ ‘ Heaven? ’ said Vimes, adding urgently, ‘ How long will she be playing?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Her father was a fisherman, an extremely good one, but do you know what?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Here?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How about that?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How can I help you? ’ ‘ Just ice! ’ The cry caused things to drop from the ceiling.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How can life so beat you down?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How can you get like that?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How can you take testimony from a demon, especially when it ’s one of no fixed abode?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How close is it now? ’ ‘ Maybe fifty yards? ’ ‘ And you can see it in all this?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How close is it now? ’ ‘ Maybe fifty yards? ’ ‘ And you can see it in all this?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How close is it now? ’ ‘ Maybe fifty yards? ’ ‘ And you can see it in all this?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How come no one ’s ever told you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How could I ever again rebuke a copper for looking the other way?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How could he explain it to himself?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How could it feel for Young Sam to know the names of all those grandfathers and grandmothers down the centuries?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How could you explain it to a lawyer?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How could you explain that to a layman?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How could you steer when you could n’t see?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How did you become an expert on the noble game of crockett? ’ Vimes picked up his knife and fork.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How did you find that out? ’ Feeney waved a thumb in the direction of the lock- up and grinned.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How did you know which ones were yours?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How do you earn your keep?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How do you make your daily crust?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How does she find out all this stuff? ’ ‘ As a matter of fact, commander, I do n’t think she does, at least as an actual fact.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How hilarious would it be if he ’d mixed them up?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How light was the trigger?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How long was it since he had led a dawn raid?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How many books had he read?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How much snot, he thought, how many fingernail clippings, how much earwax did a goblin accumulate in one year?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How much was he prepared to gamble on a hunch?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How sure of it should he be?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How the hell was the pilot navigating in all this?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How would you get the best price per pound of product carried?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	How?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I assume, nevertheless, and for the purposes of concluding this interview before lunchtime, that you are the chief constable in this vicinity?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I dare say you have n’t read my memoirs, Twenty- four Years Without Eyebrows?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I did do a season on one, mucking out and feeding, but I prefer turkeys. ’ ‘ And the name of the boat? ’ said Vimes carefully.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t know if you know of him?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t think I need a chaperone for a stroll in the country, do I?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I expect you were working in the bar when the goblin was killed, yes? ’ ‘ I did n’t know a bloody goblin was killed, did I?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I expect you were working in the bar when the goblin was killed, yes? ’ ‘ I did n’t know a bloody goblin was killed, did I?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I hear things are happening, right? ’ Vimes nodded.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I heard you! ’ Vimes ’s grasp of successful husbandry prevented him from making any further comment except, ‘ Really?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I mean … why? ’ ‘ Oh, quite a few of the really old ancestral homes had a hermit on the strength, sir.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I mean, I ’m sure some people think being a policeman is just a job, but you do n’t, do you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I mean, did you see their gear?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I mean, pigs just run along, but horses?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I mean, stuff worth knowing? ’ A. E. Pessimal actually saluted.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what could we have done? ’ Heads leaned a little forward, breaths were held, and Vimes chewed the very last vinegary piece of crisp.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I never told anyone to move, did I?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I reckon I can be back within twa days. ’ ‘ How many is that? ’ said Angua.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I reckon they ’re bound for somewhere a long way away. ’ ‘ Do you think it ’ll be a holiday of sun, sea, surf and fun? ’ said Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I said do n’t speak, did n’t I?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I said, do you understand?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I suppose asking who it is might be in order?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I think you know names, the names at least of the men you deal with, and also the name of their employer?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I thought that tobacco mostly came from Klatch? ’ Bewilderforce shrugged.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I treaded in it! ’ Young Sam waited for an adult response, and his mother said, ‘ Well, you ’ve got your new country boots, have n’t you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I understand from her ladyship that you might be requiring my assistance tonight? ’ ‘ Yes, please.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I walk around the streets of the city every night, do n’t I?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I was a street kid, understand?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I ’d rather stay with you, if it ’s all the same to you … Please? ’ ‘ But you ca n’t see in the dark, lad! ’ ‘ I know, sir.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll give you a whistle when I ’m in position, got it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll go and get my jacket while you find Young Sam, please?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I ’m Captain O’Farrell, master of the Roberta. ’ Then he looked down at Young Sam and said, ‘ Want to take a turn at the wheel, young shaver?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I ’m really sorry, sir, but I did n’t go to see in case I saw, sir, see?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve been nice and kind to you up until now, but did you really think I was going to be spending the night in a pig pen?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve merely made certain that nobody can inadvertently leave before I ’ve had a chance to talk to them all, do you understand?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	If you have any sense, you ’ll keep quiet and take me to your lock- up, okay? ’ Eyes wide, Feeney nodded.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	If you were going to smuggle, where would you stop?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	In an offhand way he said, ‘ But you do know, do n’t you, Ted?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	In fact, they are some of the gamekeepers. ’ ‘ The hats look wrong on them. ’ ‘ Do you think so?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	In what world could that possibly happen?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Incidentally, Ted, who suggested you play the little trick on the hill? ’ ‘ Honestly, sir, it was Stratford, sir.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Incidentally, young man, be careful who you call a lackey, all right?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Instinctively he looked at Young Sam, and suddenly the biggest raisin in his cake of apprehension was: what will Young Sam do?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Is Sybil going back to her roots, what? ’ ‘ She wants Young Sam to get some mud on his boots, Rust. ’ ‘ Well done her, what!
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Is he still coming to tea?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Is my family okay?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that why you ’re here? ’ Vimes took a deep breath.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that wonderful, sir? ’ Vimes grunted.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t there some kind of code?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Is she going to prison? ’ Vimes felt the urge to say, ‘ Would you like her to? ’ but he choked it back, because of the tears.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Is she going to prison? ’ Vimes felt the urge to say, ‘ Would you like her to? ’ but he choked it back, because of the tears.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Is something wrong? ’ he said, trying valiantly to tuck all the nightshirt inside.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Is that not so, Commander Vimes? ’ Vimes was amazed at how his mouth responded without any reference to his brain.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Is that so? ’ Willikins smiled.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	It began: Whence came it, that ethereal music, from what hidden grot or secret cell?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	It had onions in it, did n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	It held up a wrinkled hand and said, ‘ Vimes?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	It must have been my face, he said to himself, otherwise it would have been the other way round, would n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	It overcame him. ’ ‘ Have you heard about Lord Vetinari, Feeney?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	It seems to me that you have something you ’d like me to know and it ’s not just about who sits in the high castle, am I right?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	It was n’t … poison or anything, was it? ’ ‘ No, Mister Gumption.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	It was perks, was n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	It was to the bench of magistrates, sir. ’ ‘ It … was … what?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a sort of game. ’ ‘ But Captain … Murderer? ’ said Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a terrible thing when a man ’s employees take their orders from his wife, you know? ’ ‘ Yes, commander.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s amazing, is n’t it, how people remember? ’ ‘ Well, you must admit that it does – how can I put it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s amazing, is n’t it, how people remember? ’ ‘ Well, you must admit that it does – how can I put it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s hardly addictive, is it? ’ ‘ Some people tend to think so.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s old beer, obviously, but what ’s beer but liquid bread, eh?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	It ’s what they ’re used to. ’ ‘ How can you say that?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Jiminy, what ’s his surname? ’ ‘ Jefferson, ’ said the landlord, holding his truncheon like a security blanket.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Just a couple of things, though: what do you know about goblins being sent downriver?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Just one thing, sir?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Just put it down carefully, will you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Just tell me this: did you give any instructions? ’ How does he do it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Just tell me this: did you give any instructions? ’ How does he do it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Koom Valley, right?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Lamps up front?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Land ownership means something around here, does n’t it, Mister Stoner?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Let ’s empty the whole barrel, shall we? ’ He did n’t know where the thought had come from.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Let ’s get those doors open, shall we?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Let ’s go, shall we? ’ ‘ Where? ’ said Vimes, in husbandly confusion.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Let ’s go, shall we? ’ ‘ Where? ’ said Vimes, in husbandly confusion.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Little boy open book?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Look, if you ’re queasy about it, just help me get on that ship and I ’ll sort things out by myself, okay?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Looks like it ’s been made of stone. ’ ‘ What?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Maritime chases?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	May I ask if you have any views on that as an acceptable career for a young lady? ’ Jane, thought Vimes, the strange one.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	May we look forward to further visits?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Maybe a public house, perhaps?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Maybe a riverboat? ’ Vimes thought, Yes, they all have strange names, there has to be a Queen among them.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Maybe you should tell me your intentions, lieutenant? ’ He felt a little sorry for the lad, but not too much.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Might I suggest at this time that you go in and see to your old mum?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Mister Flutter, why were you on Hangman ’s Hill on the aforesaid night? ’ ‘ We were just having a walk, ’ said Flutter.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Mister Po- leess- maan? ’ Vimes pulled out his snuffbox.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Mister Ten Gallons?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Mister Vimes?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Money?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	My justification for this ought to work, but now?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Never mind about me, what about the Fanny?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	No beggars in the countryside, see?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	No doubt you were also told that at some time later someone heard a conversation in which he arranged to meet me up at this place, yes?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	No food?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	No good for you here, big Mister Po- leess- man! ’ ‘ What is unggue, madam? ’ said Carrot.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	No?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Not cowering away from the truth in your lock- up? ’ Vimes had spun round when he first heard that voice, and was now staring with his mouth open.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Not panicking now, the goblin pointed a claw at Vimes ’s left wrist, looked him in the face, and said, ‘ Just ice? ’ It was a plea.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Not the Commander of the Watch! ’ ‘ Quite so, commander, and may I therefore advise your brass knuckles – the gentleman ’s alternative?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Not things you may have imagined and – and this is the important bit, Ted – not things made up to please me, right?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Now I want you to go inside, Ma, ’cos I ’m not going to lose you as well as Dad, understand?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Now, why do n’t you take Young Sam out to see the river?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Of course, Captain Carrot had once been like that and – was it possible?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Of course, as serving officers we would n’t be able to take any remuneration … ’ ‘ We would n’t? ’ said Feeney hopelessly.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Of course, we went on trying, because that ’s the military way! ’ ‘ You mean, pile dreadful failure on top of failure? ’ said Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Of some use, but not a policeman. ’ ‘ By your standards, your grace? ’ said the clergyman.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Oh dear, I ’d better find out what it is, what?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Oh dear, you of all people must recognize a substition when you ’re possessed by it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Oh, and what was the other thing people said?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Or perhaps it becomes mine?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Or perhaps they were starving?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps Miss Beedle gave him language lessons?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps we have an accord and it helped me under Koom Valley and because of that the world is a better place?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you think the magistrates might not issue a warrant to arrest you, yes?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you ’d send someone to collect him while I and my colleague wait here? ’ Bewilderforce looked around bewildered.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Policemen pay? ’ Walking the streets in the company of Wee Mad Arthur presented a difficulty even for a dwarf like Cheery Littlebottom.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Predators respect other predators, do they not?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Proud?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Remember a little boy?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Remind me again … What exactly does Mister Stratford look like? ’ ‘ Oh, you know the type, sir, sort of average.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Remind me, Willikins, what is a copse, exactly? ’ ‘ Anything between a clump of trees and a small wood.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Right?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Right? ’ ‘ Well, of course that is so, sergeant, but you see, it already belongs to a goblin. ’ Sergeant Colon burst out laughing.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	See how I help you, commander? ’ The familiarity of the voice annoyed him; it sounded too much like his own voice.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	See the big plume of smoke and fumes?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	See the little blue bead?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	See those fangs?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Seen one like it recently, as a matter of fact. ’ ‘ And? ’ ‘ I can give you a name, Mister Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Shall I tell you why?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Shall we go? ’ ‘ Come on, sir, ’ said Haddock, ‘ and Wee Mad Arthur will brief you on the way. ’ ‘ Wee Mad Arthur! ’ ‘ Yes, commander.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	She begged for her life, Mister Stratford, remember that?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	She glanced up at her husband and then got on with what she was doing, and said quietly, ‘ You ’ve been worrying people, have n’t you, Sam?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	She was n’t one for the books, as you might expect, but my dad had been, and one day I thought, how hard can writing be?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Should it be doing that?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Sir?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Sir?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	So I said, quick as a wink, well, you would n’t have any arrows now if you ’d shot them at my old mum, would you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	So I smartened myself up and then one day Lord Vetinari – you have heard of him, have n’t you, kid?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	So I ’m sending the right signals, am I? ’ ‘ No, sir, none at all, sir.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	So how would I know when it may or may not have happened?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	So that the cargo is a long way away before anyone knows about it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	So what ’s your first name? ’ The butler ’s face was an entertainment.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	So why in the name of any three gods did she start to run away, crockery rattling as she headed down the hall?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	So, no weapons at all, then? ’ ‘ I ’m very sorry to disappoint you, commander, but I ’m not a strong man.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	So, what do I do now?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Some ancestor got all of this by fighting for it, yeah?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Some bright spark would think: you never know your luck; after all, Feeney could be a coming man, right?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Some kind of local body?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Some means of getting into the barges so that the crew could access the cargo?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Something stronger?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Sorry for the inconvenience, sir, but who the hell are you and what is going on?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Standing there next to a mob?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Stones?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Strictly speaking, I would get into trouble for authorizing this, but who knows?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Strong little fellow, is n’t he?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Surely the darkness has no reason to lie?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Surely there had to be some kind of walkway?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Surely they do n’t all want to die?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Surely you did n’t think I could rush you all the way to Ankh- Morpork in one go?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Sybil sighed and said sternly, ‘ Well, then, can I hope that at least this can be done without further vegetable carnage? ’ She looked at Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Tea?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Tell me, how do you make a pot, sir?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Terrible, ai n’t it, that decent folk have to take the rap, yes?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	That means one or other of us will die, so whatever happens the world is going to be a better place, eh?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	That such things happen?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	That was an ancestor to be proud of, surely?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	That was good for you, was n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	That you get two different kinds of poo when they ’re both about the same size and it ’s the same grass, is n’t it, Dad?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	That ’s happiness, is n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	That ’s how it ’s done, is it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	The ant is turned over? ’ ‘ Tears of the Mushroom is my star pupil.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	The barman was nowhere to be seen; barmen come and go, after all – whoever notices the barman?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	The bloke that got it made thirty feet higher at great expense?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	The goblins had succumbed, had they?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	The law must start with a crime?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	The magistrates?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	The others?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	The shape apparently said, according to Billy, ‘ Why you come to me, po- leess- man?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	The size?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	The vague silhouette demanded, ‘ The police?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	The water ’s getting higher. ’ He steeled himself for the jump on to the next erratic barge and wondered: even so, where are the people?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	The water?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Then Vimes shut his mouth, trapping the words: Lad, I ’d rather ride a pig than a horse, if it ’s all the same to you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Then the doors that had just closed behind her opened again, and she said, ‘ Are you still a bachelor, young man? ’ Feeney managed a ‘ Yes ’.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Then we can just climb on board. ’ The rain was falling faster now and Vimes said, ‘ What happens if it decides to carry on?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Then, pointing to an apparent corpse on the floor between them, ‘ What happened to him? ’ ‘ I fink he is dead, ’ Ten Gallons leered.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	There are bends all the way, you see?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	There is a difference between plants and people! ’ ‘ Do you think her husband sent her? ’ Vimes said, standing back a little.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	There was some order in the world, but how could the pilot manage the chaos?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	There ’s plenty of room on the skull shelf back in the grotto, I ’m pleased to say. ’ ‘ Your son? ’ said Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	They made you fart, did n’t they?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	They never had any truck with philosophical conundra.8 They were aristocrats, you see?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	They used to do a lot of things like this in the old days, did n’t they?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	They were trying to hide away from me?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	They ’ll frighten the oxen something terrible! ’ ‘ Do you think they are n’t frightened already? ’ said Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	They ’ll want to impress me, you see?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	They ’re confident, see?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Thirteen?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	This is his patch, and so you will respect it, okay?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	This was supposed to be a family holiday, was n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	To goblins?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Troll kids use it as a drug, do you know that?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Under his breath, Sam Vimes said, ‘ What are you, Stinky? ’ ‘ What are you, Sam Vimes? ’ Stinky grinned.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Under his breath, Sam Vimes said, ‘ What are you, Stinky? ’ ‘ What are you, Sam Vimes? ’ Stinky grinned.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Understand? ’ It did n’t work with some people; it only just did with Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Very good when it comes to scaring crows, though. ’ ‘ And were all named Tom? ’ said Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Vetinari always said, ‘ What is normal?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Vimes dozed comfortably for a while and then heard Sybil say, in a whisper, ‘ He ’s not going to escape, is he, Sam?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Vimes himself being in danger was one thing, and Sybil had accepted that right from the start, but Young Sam?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Vimes said, ‘ Horses? ’ ‘ Absolutely, commander.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Vimes said, ‘ Willikins, what are the whirling housemaids all about? ’ Willikins smiled.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Vimes sent you, after me? ’ ‘ Oh, dear me no, sir, ’ said Willikins.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Vimes stared at her face a while and then thought, Well, I could understand, could n’t I?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Vimes thought, is n’t that how I ’ve always said it worked?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Vimes?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Was I, dear?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Was he one?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Was it laughing, was it scowling, was it hungry, was it about to bite your head off?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Was n’t that how he got his nickname? ’ ‘ Very nearly right, sir, ’ said Willikins.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Was that what they called crop rotation?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	We both know this game, eh?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	We have two choices: would you rather die on the river or under it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	We just want to learn about unggue pots. ’ ‘ You want to learn about unggue? ’ Billy stared at Carrot.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	We ’ll do it properly later if that ’s okay by you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	We ’ll trouble you no further. ’ Bewilderforce hesitated and said, ‘ What ’s up with Fred Colon?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	We ’re gentlewomen, you see?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	We ’re just ordinary people, sir, tenants and similar, not big, not strong, not important, so who would listen to the likes of us?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	We ’re taking goblins somewhere, but they want to keep them alive – why?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Weel, they fly the birds a lot, and there ’s a thing they have called the craw step, ye ken?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Well, he needed a man to get things done, and the title opens doors so that I do n’t actually have to kick them open myself, and do you know what?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Well, he thought, it says Dead Man ’s Copse on the map, does n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Well, it grew, did n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Well, now, that was the question, was n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Well, we know about that, do n’t we? ’ ‘ Indeed we do, sir.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Well? ’ Jethro leaned towards him and said, ‘ Dead Man ’s Copse, on the hill.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What about the people? ’ ‘ All fine, sir, as far as we can tell.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What about you? ’ There was a gecko on the ceiling; you did n’t get them in Ankh- Morpork.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What are we carrying these bags for anyway? ’ ‘ Fruit and vegetables, commander. ’ ‘ What?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What are we carrying these bags for anyway? ’ ‘ Fruit and vegetables, commander. ’ ‘ What?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What are you doing down here? ’ This caused further giggling.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What are you going to do about it? ’ Feeney looked uncertain, and took refuge in a certainty.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What are your orders, please, sir? ’ Another collision shook the barge, and Vimes stared at darkness.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What century do you think you ’re living in?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What could Willikins have managed with a toy like that?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What did it say?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What did they do with their dead?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What do the dwarfs say about me, Miss Beedle? ’ Vimes opened his eyes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What do you mean?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What do you think of that, madam? ’ Miss Beedle laughed.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What do you think? ’ Willikins cleared his throat.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What do you want to do now, chief constable? ’ The boy hesitated.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What do you want to talk about pots for, anyway?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What else could he do but sail on, trusting a lifetime of experience to see them all to safety?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What have they got to own apart from big piles of crap? ’ Cheery hesitated.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What in the world can you do if some copper is going to go around digging them up?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What is unggue to you, Mister Po- leess- man?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What kind of bloody fool cares about the goblins, eh?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What kind of name is that, I ask you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What kind of noise was this for a man to go to sleep to?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What lies did she tell you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What next?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What s seemed to be tent- pegs hammered into the conversation, but what the hells for, what?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What was that you just said to me? ’ The man smiled horribly, grasping the handle of his whip.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What was the other thing he had seen posh types do?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What was the phrase?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What was the point?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What would he do if a knife was held to the throat of a wife, or a child?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What would your market be?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What ’s a bit of smuggling?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What ’s this yellow rope all about, Mister Upshot? ’ ‘ Police cordon, sir.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What ’s to amuse you in the countryside?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	What ’s wrong with “ Where did that music come from ”?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	When I was putting my lad to bed yesterday, do you know what he said?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	When had Vimes last eaten, or had a decent drink of water, or slept properly?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	When he got his balance he managed to say, ‘ I take it that you are Mrs Sillitoe, madam? ’ She nodded.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	When it is the other way round do n’t hesitate to grab your weapons, understand?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	When they seemed to be safely out of earshot he said, waving his hands in the air, ‘ Why?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Where will your magistrates put the ruler, Mister Stoner?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Where would we be without them?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s the rest of it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Who are the magistrates?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Who are you? ’ The man thus addressed looked around for help, support and guidance or escape, but there was none; the crowd was deathly silent.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Who do you think you are?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Who knows what would have happened if you had n’t been so hasty?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Who said it ’s the time to stop fighting? ’ ‘ Burleigh and Stronginthearm, sir, ’ said a polite yet chilly voice behind the big man.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Who stands to gain? ” ’ Vimes regretfully tossed the butt of his cigar into the water.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Who was it to? ’ ‘ Oh, I remember that all right, sir.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Who would call their child Gravid?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s going to take you seriously with a name like that?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Why did I come in here?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Why did I think it was a good thing to do?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Why did n’t that twit in his rather feminine purple silk shirts just write something like that?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Why did they never find a vegetable that was bad for you, hey?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Why do n’t you come too? ’ Sam Vimes was no stranger to death, and vice versa.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Why do n’t you take a look at the beauties of the local countryside? ’ Vimes nodded.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Why do you ask? ’ ‘ I ’ll explain later, ’ said Carrot.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Why do you think they named it that, sir?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Why had n’t anybody told him about the craw step before?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Why have n’t you told me all this before? ’ Vimes shouted.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Why in the world did they all wear those silly diaphanous dresses?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Why not take Young Sam along to see her tomorrow?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Why the fruckle should anyone be proud of being a goblin?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Why what?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Why will I squeeze him only to unconsciousness, while despising myself for every fragment of breath I begrudge him?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Why you need help from dying lady?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Will I need to sew the stripes on them, or does that happen automatically?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Will that satisfy you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Will you get into trouble if you say anything to me? ’ Another microscopic nod.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Willikins cleared his throat, and said, ‘ I think this is the hermit, commander. ’ ‘ What ’s a hermit doing here?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Willikins is in there with him, and I believe they ’re dissecting some, shall I say, excrement?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Without thinking, he said, ‘ What else do you teach them, Miss Beedle?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Would an annual pot of snot be something like a lady ’s delicate snuffbox, or would it be a sloshing great bucketful?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Would he do it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Would you care to extrapolate? ’ ‘ Sir?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Would you care to extrapolate? ’ ‘ Sir?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Would you like me to ask you the question again? ’ The woman opened her mouth to speak, and Vimes raised a finger.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ’ Hasty had held up a hand.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You acted on information received, did n’t you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You beat up a dozen armed men single- handed? ’ ‘ Oh aye, sir, ’ said Wee Mad Arthur slyly, ‘ but it was nae fair, I had them outnumbered.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You ca n’t just destroy something as wonderful as that, can you? ’ Vimes put a hand on Feeney ’s shoulder.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You call me “ sir ” or “ commander ”, or even “ your grace ” if you ’re dumb enough to do so, understand?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You can depend on me, sir, only … er, well, when we get back to the city could you, er, please not let anyone know that I was a copper for a while?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You did n’t stick me, did you, sir?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You find frightened goblin?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You gentlemen might like to see the Susan get under way, perhaps? ’ They did.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You have a toolbox? ’ Mr False clutched the wall again as the barge bounced off something it should n’t have, and said, ‘ Well, yes, of course.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You kill the bucks, not the does, is n’t that right?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You know I do n’t dance, dear, I just shuffle about and tread on your feet. ’ ‘ Well, it ’s mainly for the young people, you see?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You know my family were famous meddlers, do n’t you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You know the eyes of a killer when you see them, do you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You know, the fishmonger? ’ Sybil whispered, ‘ She got engaged last month, Sam.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You made an oath to obey the magistrates?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You may be interested to know that the goblin name for him is Breaking Wind? ’ She did not appear to smile and Vimes said, ‘ Yes, very apt.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You mean it ’s a stone with a hole in it? ’ He heard Willikins sigh.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You mean some man has to be paid to marry you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You must be very proud?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You need Stinky anyway, yes?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You operating a clacks?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You really scare people, eh? ’ Stratford still hesitated.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You remember Mad Jack Ramkin?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You take Watch parade, do n’t you? ’ ‘ Yes, but I know who everyone is and their rank and, well, everything!
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You tell me, how did that happen?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You think you could stand lookout?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You understand?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You want to be the copper here, right?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You want to go for the hug?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You want to tell me anything? ’ The boots shuffled.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You ’ll be home in the morning, how about that?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You ’re wonderful, are n’t you, Tears of the Mushroom? ’ ‘ Wonderful is good, ’ said the goblin girl, as though tasting every word.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve heard of the tobacco that counts?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	Young Gravid is a regrettable exception. ’ ‘ Do you think him beyond redemption? ’ said Vetinari.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	– is locked safely in that little vault that we made in the cellar in Scoone Avenue last year?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ A dwarf superstition in a goblin cave?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ A mite pensive, as it were? ’ Vimes nodded towards the tottering spire.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ A stone ring with a little blue bead in it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ A two- oxen boat?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ After all, Sam, you expect your men to get on with their duties, do n’t you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ai n’t they the things they make to store all their piss and shit in? ’ he said, backing away.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ All right, you can beat me in a fight, but that does n’t mean it ’s right, all right?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And he is an upstanding citizen? ’ said Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And if I object, Mister Po- leess- maan? ’ Vimes matched his stare.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And is it likely that you ’ll get into trouble because I ’ve talked to you? ’ The maid, rather inventively, gave a shrug.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And the other girl? ’ Still with her back to him, the unseen girl stuck out her left hand with the thumb emphatically turned down.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And then you came down the roly- poly hill, did n’t you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And they did n’t put up a fight? ’ said Sybil.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And this is that young goblin girl Miss Beedle has been teaching to talk? ’ Vimes was almost frantic.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what did you boys do this morning? ’ said Sybil cheerfully, as the plates were emptied.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what did you find in the huts? ’ said Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what would that be, sir? ’ ‘ Justice, ’ said Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And where ’s Feeney? ’ Mrs Sillitoe smiled.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And who else would pay them anything at all, love?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And why do you want to do that, chief constable? ’ Feeney stuck out his chin.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you do n’t want to get back on the heels of the murderer as soon as possible, sir? ’ ‘ Him?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you do n’t want to get back on the heels of the murderer as soon as possible, sir? ’ ‘ Him?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anything else? ’ ‘ Dead as a doorknob, sir, ’ said the dwarf, poking her head around the door.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anything yet, Cheery? ’ he said hopefully.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are there any goblin caves anywhere around here? ’ ‘ You got what you wanted, officer.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are we going to do this by the Marquis of Fantailer ’s Rules? ’ ‘ What are they? ’ said the blacksmith, waving at the oncoming horde.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are we going to do this by the Marquis of Fantailer ’s Rules? ’ ‘ What are they? ’ said the blacksmith, waving at the oncoming horde.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you all right, dear? ’ she demanded.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you feeling all right, commander? ’ Vimes turned and looked at the serious face of Lieutenant Perdix.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you going to leave it at that? ’ ‘ It has been known, as people put it, for the leopard to change its shorts.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you, er, all right, sir? ’ came the nervous voice of Feeney behind him.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ But look, your grace, you do n’t want to go … ’ Vimes ignored him and went on, ‘ Now where was I?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ But the job follows you, does n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I help you, miss?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I? ’ The gentleman ’s gentleman cleared his throat.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can he travel? ’ Wee Mad Arthur shrugged.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Catch the Fanny?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Certainly, why should n’t she?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Damn slam? ’ Feeney nodded.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did ye nae know?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you ever hear Lord Rust or Stratford say anything about the blacksmith? ’ It was an education watching the prisoner rack his brains.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you find the murderer? ’ she said, leaning forward anxiously.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you let her in? ’ Snip!
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you see the “ staff wanted ” note in their window?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do n’t worry, flippant sometimes does the trick. ’ Beside the teacher the little goblin said, ‘ Flip- ant?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do we have an understanding?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you have a minute, commander? ’ Oh dear, thought Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you know what the bitch said?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you know, Dad, that when a chicken does a poo, there ’s a white bit on top which is the wee?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think I ’m a baby, Mister Stratford?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think it makes me look dashing?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Does it look like stone dust to you, Feeney? ’ ‘ Yes, but — ’ Vimes held up his hand again.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Feeney, I do n’t know what we ’ll be getting into when we catch up with the boat, understand?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Got the brandy wine?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hangs in the air, do n’t it? ’ said Feeney.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have n’t you ever seen a game of crockett, sir?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have we got somewhere, sir? ’ said Feeney behind him.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you seen a lot of dead bodies, commander? ’ said Feeney, in a voice that almost managed not to shake.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’s not hiding in some part of the mine, is he? ’ ‘ No, I ’ve looked.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How do you like being a copper, Mister Jefferson? ’ ‘ If you ’re looking for Feeney, commander, he ’s on his lunch break.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How important is that, my friend? ’ The barman glanced at the stack as if he could n’t care less.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How long ago did your family stop throwing hot money at the servants? ’ he said, settling back into his seat as the coach progressed.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How many crew, do you think? ’ Even this close, Feeney had to shout.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ How the hell do you know all this, Willikins? ’ ‘ Watched them, sir.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Howondaland?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I bet you do n’t have a magistrate ’s warrant, do ya? ’ ‘ Well now, Mister Flutter, why might you think that, eh?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I bet you do n’t have a magistrate ’s warrant, do ya? ’ ‘ Well now, Mister Flutter, why might you think that, eh?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I expect there were a lot of horses at Koom Valley, eh, sir? ’ And Vimes was stuck.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I find it very suspicious that the Ramkin family have turned up here after so many years, do n’t you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I hope that washing your hands played a part in these adventures? ’ ‘ I take care of that, ’ said Lady Sybil, catching up.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I mean, ladies, ’ he said, ‘ how do you make your way in the world?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I mean, what are we going to do next? ’ Vimes was smoking a cigar with great pleasure.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I suppose you know everything about poo now, Sam? ’ he said hopefully, and he saw Willikins smile.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I understand he has a very violent nature, ’ said, oh, what was his name?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I was rather expecting you, your grace, ’ she said, ‘ or is it Mister Policeman today?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I wonder, commander, if it might help if I had a little talk with the young man, from what you might call a less elevated position?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’ll leave you gentlemen to it, then, and see you later, sir. ’ ‘ Willikins? ’ said Vimes, just as the man had his hand on the doorknob.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’ll take that order as a given, then, shall I? ’ shouted Feeney as he sped after Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’m sure you get the picture, Sam?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is everything all right? ’ said Vimes, ignoring this.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is it possible, Mister Feeney, that you do n’t know what paperwork is? ’ Feeney was perplexed.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is it worth anything? ’ Cheery Littlebottom raised her eyebrows at Igor, who shrugged.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is there anything called the Queen around here?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is this relevant? ’ ‘ Well, a policeman, you might say, thinks in goblin language: everything is contingent on everything else.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ It never said that in Where ’s My Cow? ’ Young Sam ’s voice betrayed a certain annoyance that this important information had been withheld.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s Charles, is n’t it? ’ The colonel looked surprised.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s a matter of logic, you see?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s a stinking goblin! ’ ‘ Do you often see them around the lock- up? ’ said Vimes, keeping his tone mild.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just ice? ’ Vimes thought, Oh well, I thought I ’d been gentle with the lad up until now.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Lovely sheen, has n’t he? ’ Vimes managed not to drop the skull he was holding.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ May I suggest, Mister Stoner, that you suddenly develop a pressing reason to go to the city and possibly talk to some of the senior lawyers there?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ May I suggest, then, that after dinner you take the overnight boat?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Maybe it ’s my boyish features, would you say?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Miss, er, Hodges, what is the matter?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mister Bewilderforce Gumption? ’ He tried to smile.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mister Ten Gallons?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mister Upshot, I ’ll take you up to the entrance so that you can go home, okay? ’ He felt the boy shudder.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Nice in here, is n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ No, sir, ’ said Feeney, ‘ and they would n’t like it if it was, would they?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Not really, but you can pull more load, even through the night, see?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Now, we ’re going to see that nice senior goblin, you understand, and we walk without fear because we are the law, you understand?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh no, sir, I could n’t possibly do that, sir. ’ ‘ Why not, man? ’ ‘ It ’s just not done, sir.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, blimey, you ’re the bloody son and grandson of coppers, my lad, what the hell do you think you should shout?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, come on, Mister Stratford, do n’t you have a reputation to keep up?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, they still play it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, yes dear, a terrible storm, was n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, you do n’t get many of them around here, surely? ’ ‘ You think so?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, you do n’t get many of them around here, surely? ’ ‘ You think so?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Okay, Mister Feeney, let ’s get them in, shall we?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Okay. ’ ‘ How long pot had him? ’ Carrot looked at Angua.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ One last thing, please, madam: how can we help our friend?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Our relationship with Commandant Fournier is cordial at the moment, is it not? ’ said Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Perhaps you would care to tell me what you see? ’ Feeney was one step away from trembling.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Please, Mister False, can you tell me what ’s been happening on the Fanny? ’ ‘ Oh dear, it was terrible, it really was extremely terrible!
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Put two of them aside for me, will you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really? ’ ‘ Well, as I say, this is Hangman ’s Hill.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sergeant, can I say right now that I appreciate all the help you have given to me since I arrived in Pseudopolis Yard?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Snarkenfaugister?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ So not down here on any official business, then, what? ’ Vimes ’s mind spun so quickly that Rust should have heard the wheels go round.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry, sir, did n’t quite catch that? ’ ‘ King ’s evidence! ’ Stratford blurted out.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Stump?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Surely you do n’t think that the blacksmith really had the right to fight you for this house? ’ Sam wished that he could drink, right now.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tell me, Ted, what would you have done if you had known?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ That is a river, is n’t it? ’ said Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ The goblin is useful, goblin is trustworthy, goblin is helpful?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ The son?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Them?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is a city of beggars and thieves, Drumknott, is it not?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is about that goblin, right?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tobacco, eh?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Toolbox?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was n’t he something to do with planting root crops?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ We did tell them I do n’t drink, did n’t we, Willikins? ’ ‘ Oh yes, sir.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well now, Jethro, what ’s this all about, then? ’ ‘ Your grace? ’ sneered Jethro.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well now, Jethro, what ’s this all about, then? ’ ‘ Your grace? ’ sneered Jethro.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, Nobby?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, er, does lobster like me, dear? ’ he said, in a voice that did not express much hope.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, my lad, if it ’s official then you ’d better let me look at it, had n’t you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, sir, I believe I must take you before the magistrates? ’ Vimes noted the little question mark.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, that ’s good, is n’t it?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, that ’s the funny thing, do n’t you think?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, yes, we would have the ingredients, of course, but I did n’t peg you as a rabbit food man? ’ Vimes thought about Sybil again.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What a provident young lady. ’ ‘ Snails? ’ said Vimes, shocked.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about Gastric? ’ he said.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you doing here, Mister Stoner?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you doing up here, Nobby? ’ he said.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What before?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do I do now? ’ he whispered, because the ranks of worried half- smiles were unnerving him.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you want me to do? ’ ‘ You can? ’ Vimes stared out at the homicidal river.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you want me to do? ’ ‘ You can? ’ Vimes stared out at the homicidal river.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What does he mean, “ Hang ”? ’ ‘ Never been quite sure, ’ said Feeney.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What happens now, commander? ’ said Feeney, leaning on the rail as they watched Quirm disappearing in the wake behind them.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What in the world have you got on you that tells me you are an official policeman? ’ enquired Vimes over his shoulder.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is going to happen to her, commander?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is it that you have there, Drumknott? ’ He pointed at a bulky brown envelope.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What shall I say, commander? ’ hissed Feeney.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s going on here, sir, if you do n’t mind me asking?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that, sir? ’ ‘ He is a she, and she was ambushed, or maybe trapped. ’ And, he thought, there ’s a claw missing.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s this? ’ ‘ Your signature to my promotion to full sergeant, commander, ’ said Haddock carefully.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s your name, mister? ’ ‘ Eddie, sir, Eddie Brassbound.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What, never?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where are they, Stinky? ’ The goblin farted, quite probably as a clown does, more for entertainment than relief.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who is your boss, Feeney? ’ ‘ The aforesaid bench of magistrates, sir. ’ Vimes began to walk down the steps, and Feeney hurried after him.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who told you the word “ tits ”, lad? ’ Young Sam beamed.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why did n’t she tie up somewhere? ’ shouted Feeney to the storm.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why did you do that? ’ Vimes shouted, so loudly that the goblin he was addressing cowered and looked as if it expected to be struck.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why do n’t you escort him down there, Sam?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why should I have trusted you?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ said Vimes, mystified.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Whyever did you think I was going to box?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Will I be able to find a god, sir? ’ ‘ What?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Will I be able to find a god, sir? ’ ‘ What?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would anybody like more tea? ’ said Ariadne brightly.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would that be the business of giving me a good kicking? ’ The morning sun shone on Carrot ’s enthusiastically polished breastplate.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would you be scared of a long walk in the dark, lad?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, Cheery? ’ She gave in.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, I have that in hand, sir, but what about my prisoner?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, Ted? ’ he said wearily.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, are n’t I? ’ He turned to Jefferson.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, sir. ’ ‘ So, what happened with the goblins, Feeney? ’ Feeney cleared his throat.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You are a lawyer, are you not, Mister Stoner?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You brought the little cookery kit, did n’t you? ’ ‘ Unfortunately, her ladyship knows about our little cookery kit, commander.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You did n’t find a man tied up anywhere on the Fanny? ’ Now Haddock looked worried.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do? ’ ‘ Yes, Sam, but this is not the time.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You got up here on time? ’ he said.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You too, Cheery? ’ ‘ I really am very sorry, sir.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You were going to say that dukes should n’t fight, were n’t you, Willikins?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You were with the Light Dragons, were n’t you, sir? ’ The old man looked pleased.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’d be Ten Gallons?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re a werewolf, ai n’t ya?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re listening to the street, are n’t you, sir, yes? ’ Vimes shrugged.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’ve never really agreed with the idea of the spiked ones, have you, sir? ’ He carefully shut the door behind him.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ You?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ Your grace? ’ ‘ Sometimes, ’ said Vimes.
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ “ Whence came it, that ethereal music? ” See what I mean?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	‘ “ Whence came it, that ethereal music? ” See what I mean?
Snuff_ (Discworld Novel 39) - Terry Pratchett	’Cos why?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Ankh- Morpork Guild of Musicians member z 244?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	M I?'' Maskerade - Terry Pratchett M not me?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	She Who Must Be Avoided?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''-but we have men up in the fly loft now –''''Oh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''-so she thought, how could people still say afterwards that they''d seen the Ghost?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''-there''s one with lots of sailors dancin''around singin''about how there''s no women –''''This is Walter, is n''t it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''... Angeline?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''... Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''... and what about our Walter?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''... but why is n''t it me who''s being the posh opera patronizes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''... you got much to do with your evenin''s these days?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''A bad witch, no doubt?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''A few extra grands jetes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''A few nuts?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''A ghost, eh?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''A man?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Agnes who calls herself Perditax?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Ai n''t this excitin''?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''All of you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''All right, everyone, what''s going on here?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''An eye- patch?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''An opera about cats?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And Christine?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And I expect you''re going to show me where this Mr Salzella''s office is?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And I heard they''re already letting you in the chorus!?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And I thought he''d written such a polite letter...''''Really?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And do you know what?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And he''s... all right?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And how do you know what Mrs Ogg looks like?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And may I order you something?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And now is it the end?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And perhaps you would care to do it soon?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And so,''said Mr Bucket,''we come to... let''s see... yes, Christine... Marvellous stage presence, eh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And that was it, was it?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s opera?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And them eyes?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And those, Walter?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And what do you do, Henry Slugg?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And what exactly is your job?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And what if I wo n''t give it to you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And what''s that cat doing in here?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And what''s the first thing you''d take out of a burning house, Mr Salzella?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And what?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And where do you ladies come from?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And where''s the Ghost now, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And who''s this?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And would n''t it be a good idea if you helped young Walter back there do something respectful for the poor dead man?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And you believed them?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And, er, any other –?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And... what happens now?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''And?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''André?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Another Count?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Another clootie dumpling, Senior?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Another vat of slumpie, Senior Basilica?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone else know about it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone for a drink?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone for pudding?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone got something to drink a bottle of beer out of?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Anyway, if you was to go to this room with the sacks and I was to follow you, that would n''t be telling anyone, would it?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Anyway, is n''t he supposed to be communing with his muse in his dressing- room?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t the best people in the Gods?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t you interested in the Ghost?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Are there going to be... choirs and things?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Are they capable of playing?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Are violins more expensive than ballet shoes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Are we all doomed?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Are we talking or are we playing?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?!
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Are you decent?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Are you doing that, Gytha?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Are you ladies waiting for the stagecoach?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Are you witches?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''At the cards, you mean?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Back where?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Beer?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Beer?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Believed the evidence of your own eyes, did you?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Borrowed?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Box Eight?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Brandy is very good for that, is n''t it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''But I should go and –''''And what, Mrs Plinge?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''But ca n''t you hear her singing Hildabrun, leader of the Valkyries?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''But can we get something to eat first?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''But him?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''But what about me?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''But why is he doing it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''But you ai n''t part of it, are you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''But you enjoyed it, did you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''But,''said Granny Weatherwax,''look at it like this: what''s Christine got to look forward to?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''But... Walter Plinge?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''But... how much do you know about production?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''But... the Ghost is dead, is n''t he?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''But... what do you get out of it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''By now,''he said,''someone should have said:"But why, Salzella?"
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Can I have a word in your ear, Esme?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Can I have a word with you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Can I help you, ladies?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Can I help you, ladies?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Can we get some peanuts before we go in?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Can we have a look around?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Can you give me a hand with this sheet, mister?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Can you sit down?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Come back to finish it, eh?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Come for an explore have you?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Come home for a visit, have you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Could he have got into the audience from here?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Cup of tea?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Dangerous, eh?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Dat was irony, den, was it?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Dead flowers are lucky?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Dead flowers?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Did I say I did n''t want you around?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Did he?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t the climate change?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t the stage- hands do that?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t you have a look?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Did they have flaming torches?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Did you bring your knitting?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Did you do something to everyone''s heads?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Did you do something?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Did you ever hear the great Gigh sing?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Did you know I can break a man''s arm with a blow of my wing?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Did you mention about the eyes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Did you notice young Agnes nearly bump into us back there?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Did you really write this?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Did you see anything?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Did you send the roses?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Did you try it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Discreet?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t trust me?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you know what it''s like when the curtain goes down?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you think this is a marvellous dress!?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you want to be the best singer in the opera?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do people do that?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do tell me about yourself?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do they do spells and ride around on broomsticks?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do they really call me that?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do you feel better?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do you have a conservatory there?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do you like my new dress?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do you mind being quiet?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think my hair looks right?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think she knows how fat she is?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think we could open a window?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do you want me to tell you about our accidents?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do you work for the Opera House?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Do- Re- Mi?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Does anyone know him?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Does it stain ceilings?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Does it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Does n''t it ever get you down, the way people do n''t think properly?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Double or quits?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Down here?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Dull?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Eh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Eighty people coming off stage all at once?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Elm Street?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Er, can you tell me where I have to go for the auditions?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Er, excuse me,''said the man as Nanny Ogg turned away,''but what is that on your shoulders?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Er, there is n''t an accompaniment actually, it –''''Oh, it''s a folk song, is it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Er,''he began,''it has to be Box Eight, does it?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Er... do you think that could have gone better?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Er... help?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Er... how big are birds?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Er... no, thank you... do you work here?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Er... shall I hold the broom?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Er... there''s not going to be anything like enough vases for them all, even if I use the guzunder...''''The what?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Er... thirty dollars?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Er... what sort of lies would it be wrong to tell, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Er... who is this?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Er... you''ve hurt your hand?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Esme?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Esme?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Esme?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Ever again wha''?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, what''s happening?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Fancy a drink?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Feeling a bit angry?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Feeling angry?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Feeling that everything''s happened for other people and not for you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Fifty dollars?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Fish eggs?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Forged?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Found gold down there, Mr Pounder?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Fruit drink, officers?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Give me a hand up, will you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Good grief, ca n''t anyone see that?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Got her fixed in your mind?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Got it all?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Got it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Got to do anything else, have you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Greebo?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Gutter?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Guys and Trolls?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Gytha Ogg, you ai n''t done any... special dishes, have you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Gytha Ogg, you would n''t be a witch if you could n''t jump to conclusions, right?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Gytha, is there anything in the whole world you ca n''t make sound grubby?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Gytha?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Gytha?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Had n''t we better get the flaming torches first?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Had?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Has Senor Basilica been safely tethered?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Has it?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Has something happened to Dr Undershaft?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Have I?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Have they got a name for me, too?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Have they got flaming torches?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Have you been a bad boy?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Have you come to the right entrance?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever heard of Lady Esmerelda Weatherwax?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever seen the Ghost, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Having a bit of trouble, are you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''He brings his broom home, does he?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''He found out about the Ghost, did n''t he?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''He plays the organ?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''He ran off?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''He ran off?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''He tellin''the truth, Esme?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''He would n''t, would he?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''He''s easy to have around, is n''t he?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''He''s not dead?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''He''s really dead?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''He''s... all right, is he?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Hello?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Hello?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Help me to do what?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Henry Slugg?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Herbs?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Here, shall I hold that for you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Here, what''s going on?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Here, why''s he twisting around like that?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Honestly, Salzella... what is the difference between opera and madness?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How about just one torch?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How about ten minutes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How about the dwarfs?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How about these cellars everyone talks about?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How about you, Senor Basilica?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How about you, miss?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How about you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How can he be dead?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How can we search the entire building?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How can you tell?,''He does n''t usually go in for warnings.''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How d''you mean?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How did he find that out?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How did you get in?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How did you know that?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How does Walter get home without you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How does he get in?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How does your mind work, Walter Plinge?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How far?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How is she?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How long is this meetin''going to be?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How many died?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How many people did you tell?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How many would you like?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How much did you say it was?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How much do we owe you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How much has he had?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How much is a leetle?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How much''ll it be?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How often d''you reckon this coach stops?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How should I know?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How''re you doing, Gytha?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''How''s it all going for tonight?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''However, it could have been worse, hmm?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I am afraid that one is not for sale –''''How much would it be if it was for sale?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I beg your pardon-?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I could ask you the same quest –''''Me?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I daresay you wanted to go and have a word with somebody, did you, Mrs Plinge?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I distempered our privy, did n''t I?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I expect if we went in they''d say: Be off, you nasty ole crones...''''Oh, they would, would they?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I expect we''d better find somewhere for you to lie low, eh?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I imagine that temperament is not an important factor in the cheese business?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I made a few coppers singing in taverns and suchlike,''he said,''but when I tried for anything better they said"What is your name?"
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, how does the music know?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I promised Giselle I''d give her a hand...''''Who''s Giselle?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I said, do you want to visit the opera?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I shall go and find you some milk shall I Mister Cat?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I suggest,''he said,''that you get back to the stage right now, yes?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose,''she said,''that if I was to ask you how it''d got here, you''d say it was the Ghost, yes?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I thought: opera, how hard can it be?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I trust the dressingrooms are to your satisfaction?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I was- What do you mean, what was I doing there?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I will go and fetch him up so that we can have lunch, shall I?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I wo n''t have to stop doing them, will I?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder why the Ghost wrote this, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I would n''t tell everyone, but I was only thinking the other day, about when I was younger and called myself Endemonidia...''''You did?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll go and fetch her, shall I?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll just give you a sip of a little something to calm your nerves...''''What is it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll make another cup of tea, shall I?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll order another mint- sauce tanker, shall I?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll take the eye- patch, shall I?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I''m Gytha Ogg, I''ve got fifteen children, this is my friend Esme Weatherwax, we''re going to Ankh- Morpork, would anyone like an egg sandwich?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I''m being punished, ai n''t I, Esme?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry, Mrs Ogg?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sure that''s the same as a"no", is n''t it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sure you''d prefer –''''How much is this one?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I''m very... er... but why do it like this?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I''m your friend, do n''t you see?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I''ve been through the mill, I have,''Bucket began,''and I made myself what I am today –''Self- raising flour?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''I''ve, er, got this song, it''s a –''''You''ve given your music to Miss Proudlet?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''If you do n''t find some way of dealing with... are you all right, Mr Bucket?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''If you''d stolen all this money why did n''t you just go away somewhere, if you hated it so much?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''If your house was on fire, what''s the first thing you''d take out of it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Impressive, is n''t it?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''In an opera house?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''In fact, even the Boxes are –''''How about Box Eight?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''In my time?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''In that little beret he wears?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''In the middle of the night?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Indeed?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Indeed?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Indeed?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Inside leg?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is Senor Basilica going to sing tonight?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is everything all right, ladies?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is he dead yet?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is he some kind of monster?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is it important?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is it important?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is it the same as talent?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is it, er... is it just me, or is it a trifle... warm in here?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t anyone going to say"You wo n''t get away with this"?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t he strange?!
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t it fetching?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t it?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t that nice?!
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t this exciting?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t this nice?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is that a fact?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is that all you''re having for breakfast?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is that it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is that it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is there a cheeseboard, do you think?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is there a dog somewhere in here?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is this a trick question?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Is... is that your full range, lass?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''It''s a good job, is it, bein''someone else''s voice?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''It''s a harmonium, ai n''t it?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''It''s blood, is n''t it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''It''s got blobs and curly bits all over it, see?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''It''s nice up here, ai n''t it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''It''s not like one of those potions your witches cook up, is it?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''It''s not that I''m complaining or anything...''''Yes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''It''s... Mrs Ogg, is n''t it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Just recipes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Kwesta!?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''LITTLE BROWN JUG''?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Lady Esmerelda, eh?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Lady Esmerelda?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Leave?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Leave?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Let us see what destiny in the form of these dried- up bits of leaf has in store for us, eh?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s go and see Mr Goatberger, shall we?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Like that, eh?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Like... s''pose I was to say to you, Gytha Ogg, your house is on fire, what''s the first thing you''d try to take out?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Look at me, Gytha, will you?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Look, at worst he''d only be able to get one or two of us''''Oh, that''s good, is it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Look, you''re going to have to make yourself a bit more solid if I''m to do anything –''POSSIBLY A BOTTLE OF SUCKROSE AND AKWA?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Madam?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''May I get you a drink?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Maybe you could... help us?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Me?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Mind if I ask you a question?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Mm?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Mmmf?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''More, Mr Salzella?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Mother, what is happening?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Bucket...''''Yes, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Goatberger gave you the job?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Pounder?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Pounder?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Pounder?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Salzella?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Salzella?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Mrs Les keeping well?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Mrs Plinge has n''t been murdered?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Must I?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Nasty old crones, eh?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Never heard of an opera about cats...''She thought for a moment, and then added to herself But why not?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''No harm in letting me see it, is there?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''No peanuts?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''No sense in rushing around the whole time, is there?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''No?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Now what?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Now where''s it gone?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Now you''ve got a cat who – Yes, what is it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Now, has anybody got a bottle of beer?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Now, we do n''t actually know what happened –''''Really?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Of course, that''s it, is n''t it?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Off you go then... Perdita, right?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Officers?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Oh yes?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, Yes?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, dear, what happened?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, did n''t you hear, Mrs Ogg?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, is that the time?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, it does, does it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, you do, do you?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, you patronize the opera?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?!
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?!
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''On edge?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Only I, er, I had it taken to my office so I could stick my feet in it...''''Your feet?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Oo, would you, dear lady?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Open the curtains?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Or R?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Or here?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Or perhaps some fruit?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Or there?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Our Walter Plinge?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Overexcited?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon, Mr Pounder?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Perdifa?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Perdita!?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Perdita, dear?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Perdita?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Perdita?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps you can sing it like, er, Christine would sing it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps you could try forcing some between my lips?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Peter, is n''t it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Pitchforks and scythes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Plinge, you just say"Drink, sir?"
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Possibly we could ask the girls to spend more time in the air?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Quiet sort of chap, ai n''t he?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Ready?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Remember those eyes in the teacup?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Salzella?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Sane?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Saw what?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Scales?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Scuse me, could I borrow your programme?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Scuse me, could I borrow your spectacles?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Scuse me, young man,''said Nanny, still holding his arm,''but d''you know anyone around here called Agnes?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Secret cave, eh?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''See it?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''See, company?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''See?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''See?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''See?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Shall I do madam''s feet?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Shall I give you a hand cleaning out Box Eight?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Sharing the same gutter in the back streets of Ankh- Morpork, kind of thing?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Sharp, is it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''She reckons she''s only got to stare at''em and they''re toffee in her hands, and then who has to sort it out afterwards, eh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''She was n''t very pleased to see us, was she?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''She''s all by herself?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Should I tell Mr Bucket and Mr Salzella?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Should n''t there be some blood?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Should n''t we get him down?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Simple thing, ai n''t it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Smashed?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''So he is the-?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''So that''s an opera house, is it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''So what?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''So you are a witch instead?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''So you''ll go and see Mr Goatberger and have this stopped, right?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''So''s the knots in me back end up in the pine?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''So, Mrs Nitt,''she observed, around about the third cake and fourth cup of tea,''how''s that daughter of yours?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''So, er, madam,''he ventured,''what brings you to our, er, city?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''So,''said Granny, as they entered the network of foetid alleys,''your boy Walter usually sees you home, does he?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''So... how is life in the big city, Agnes Nitt?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''So... we have n''t got eighty dollars for the tickets, then?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Someone fillin''a bath?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Someone thinking around here at last?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Someone who might be a little shocked to find his Box full, perhaps?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Something about it being only the start?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Son... you know I always said your father was Mr Lawsy the eel juggler?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry, sir,''said André,''but the show must go on, yes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Stopped itching now, has it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Sugar and water?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Supposing he''d come down in the middle of the act?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Supposing some man started rattlin''the knob in the middle of the night?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Take it?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Teach?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Tell you what, Mr Salzella,''she said, levelly,''it ought to be Walter Plinge who finishes this, eh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Tell you what,''she said,''you make enough dumplings and slumpie for five people, and I''ll help by knocking up a quick pudding, how about that?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''That at least is not, a problem, is it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''That goes on a lot in opera, does it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''That was,"Yes, Esme, you wo n''t find anyone callin''you a busybody", was it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''That''d be down here, would it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''That''s Greebo, is n''t it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''That''s all?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''That''s it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''That''s not supposed to happen until the end of the opera, is it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''That''s not you out there?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''That?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''The Ghost who comes out when he has a mask on... does n''t he, Walter Plinge?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''The cow?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''The driver seemed to think there was a problem...,''Problem?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''The lady who invented the Strawberry Wobbler?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''The mirror''s talking?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''The money in the chorus is n''t very good, is it?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''The one with the bad feet?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''The one you boys call Aaoograha hoa, you know?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''The powder I give you is working, is it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''The show must go on, eh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''The writin''?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Then how do we manage?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''There is, in fact, another matter that I''ve come to see you about...''''Yes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''There''s no profit?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''There''s only one of him and there''s lots of us, right?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''These are Dr Undershaft''s, are n''t they?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''These doorknobs are a bugger to polish, are n''t they?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''They''re a lot better now, Mrs Ogg –''''So what''s been happening?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''This balleting does n''t half make you sweat, do n''t you find?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''This is just an old staircase, is n''t it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''This is one of them personality questions, ai n''t it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''This really is first- class stuff; is n''t it?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''This supposed to happen?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''This''d be the special lunch for Senior Basilica, would it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Thought you''d tricked me, eh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Three days of gods shouting at one another and twenty minutes of memorable tunes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Time for a cup of tea, eh?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Took advantage of women who dint want to be took advantage of?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Um... anyone?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Um... are there any secret passages here?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Um... do you know if he sings?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Um... how long have you worked here, André?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Um... what do you think about the Ghost?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Up here?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Use the ladle, why do n''t you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Walter Plinge?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Walter, why''re you in the middle of the stage in the dark when everyone''s gone home?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Walter?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Walter?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Walter?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Wanna glassa water pliss...''''But you''re... just about... to... sing... are n''t you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Want a slice, mister?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Want me to have a look?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Want to be director of music, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Warn me?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Was I doing something wrong?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Was dat irony?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Was he surprised?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Was it that bad?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Was it the Ghost that wrote all this music, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Was it you who ordered it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Was n''t I silly?!
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Was n''t it amazing?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Was n''t there a troll downstairs?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Was that part of the plot?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Was that supposed to happen?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''We do n''t want to be sitting here all night, do we?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''We were just wondering,''said Granny,''which person in these Boxes likes to sit with the curtains nearly shut?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''We would like you, as it were,''said Bucket,''to ghost the part...''''Ghost?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''We?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Wears a beret?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Well now, Walter,''she said,''is n''t this a sort of opera about a ghost who lives in an opera house?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Well, gentlemen, would you like some wine?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Well, it could have been Dr Undershaft in there, yes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Well, knowing the Watch, probably"Was it you what did it, then?"
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Well, their feet would n''t be on the ground for so long, would they?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Well, we''re already home and looking for a clean towel, eh?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Well, who''d be so daft as to tell anything to a bunch of dried leaves?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Well, you wanted to sell your cheese, did n''t you?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Well... he''s got a mask on...''''Really?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Well... sort of an idea, yes...''''A name, perhaps?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What about the show?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What about this one?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing here?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing up here?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What are you staring at, Mr Pounder?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What are you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What could n''t I do with money like that?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What d''you think, then?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What do I have to do?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What do you advise, then?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What do you know about Box Eight?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What do you know about chandeliers?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What do you know about it, miss?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What do you know about it?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, she wo n''t let that happen?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, they''re wrong?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, two tickets to Ankh- Morpork?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, we girls?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, what do I know?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What do you need?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think you are doing?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What do you want me to do?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What does he think about it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What does that mean?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What does the Ghost do here, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What does"Bella Donna"mean?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What exactly are you planning, Esme?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What gho-?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What happens now?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What has she found?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What if she ca n''t?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What is it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What is the secret?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of accidents?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What ladyship?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What lie about masks?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What lunch?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What makes you think we''re Watchmen?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What of?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What one you looking at?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What shall we listen to, Mister Cat?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What sort of questions?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What stories?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What style were you considering?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell was that?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell were you doing there?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What was I saying?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What was the third way?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What were you doing miss?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What will these girls think of next?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What with?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What would you like me to take, madam?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What yourrr lookin aat?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''d you ask for that for?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''re these?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''re they doing here?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''re we going to call him?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you doin'', Gytha?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you going to do?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s a Box?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s a flying ratchet?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s a swarray?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s everyone else having?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s going on?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s he doing now?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s in it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that, Esme??
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that, Esme??
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that, Mrs Plinge?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that, then?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the matter Miss Perdita Nitt?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the matter with Miss Christine?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the matter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the matter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s wrong?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your name again, dear?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your name, dear?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your name, lad?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your name, young man?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What''ve you got stuffed up your elastic?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What, us?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What, washing- up causes seven years''bad luck?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''When shall we three meet again?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''When?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Where am I?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Where did everyone go?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Where did that dreadful woman go?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Where did you train?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Where would you like it projected?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Where''d you get that?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Where''re we going?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Where''re you from, Henry?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s Senor Basilica?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s Walter now?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s my money?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s my mum Mrs Ogg?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s the orchestra?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s your broomstick?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Where?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Where?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Which is unaccountably warm?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Which one of you is Bucket?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you?!
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who cares?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who did?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who is it, then?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who knows what the child will become?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who the hell is she?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who was that... person who came in with me?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who''d do something like this?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s Enrico Basilica?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s a good boy, then?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s dead?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s dead?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s down there?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s that?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s the poor fellow up there?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s there?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s there?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s this"they"to whom you refers?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who''ve you been talking to?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Who?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Why ca n''t the gentleman come in himself?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Why did n''t you tell him?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t we get some great big diamonds while we''re about it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t you say?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Why do you need secret policemen?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Why is n''t anyone seeing to her?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Why should they see him more?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Why were you in here, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Why wo n''t anyone listen?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Why''ve you got broomsticks?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Worse than bad?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Would Christine be the thin girl in white?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Would that work?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like me to open it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like me to slit a few throats in the second act?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Wrong as living other people''s lives for them?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Y''see,''said Nanny, trying to get the stiffness out of her limbs,''the thing about Esme is, she''s stupid...''''Mmf?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, but... you did n''t have anything in your hand, did you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, how about"meddling, interfering old baggages"?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yep.,''Like... a skull?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes Mrs Clamp?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Esme?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Esme?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Esme?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Gytha?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Mr Bucket?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Sir?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but it catches the sun nearly all day – Ow...''''I expect Senor Basilica is going to Ankh- Morpork?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but when does anyone ever tell us anything?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, he had eyes like –''''Are we talking about some kind of mask here?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, miss?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, why do n''t you go and start now?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes,''he said, and added patiently,''I know where there''s a medicine box shall I get it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?!
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You ai n''t got a pencil about you, have you?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You are telling me that you stopped the mail coach for a picnic and a singsong?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You are??
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You are??
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You been in publishin''long?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You believed him, did you?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You can train her, ca n''t you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You come back for him... but he sees you home?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You come to arrest poor Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You did n''t know that either?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You do believe there''s a mask there, do n''t you, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You do know what a woman in a pointy hat is, do n''t you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t mean Perdita?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You do not intend to accede to this?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You do, do you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You feeling all right, Esme?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You got that all ready for me?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You have been writing this music?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You have n''t had much training, have you, dear?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You have the place surrounded, I have no doubt?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You knew?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You know about the predictions business?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You know what I''m goin''to do?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You like the roses?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You mean I ca n''t do anything about it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You mean he really did do the mur-?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You mean that little man with the words"Watchman in Disguise"flashing on and off just above his head?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You mean the Nitt girl?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You mean the Watch did n''t want us to shut down?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You mean they''re coming because it might be dangerous?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You mean you just see things that are really there?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You recall young Agnes Nitt?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You saw him?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You sent them some money to get it all printed?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You stopped for a picnic?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You stopped to admire the view?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You sure about that?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You sure about this, Esme?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You think Walter did those murders?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You think he turned into a bat and flew away?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You try, but you always find yourself watchin''yourself watchin''people, eh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You want to take the boy down there?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You want to visit the opera?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You wanted more?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You were saying?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You''ll be all right down here, will you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You''ll sit quiet in your... in that room, will you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You''ll sit quiet?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You''re Walter, ai n''t you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You''re interested in music, Mrs Ogg?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You''re saying you do n''t trust me?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You''re telling me this came up with Bananana Soup Surprise?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve just read about Bananana Soup Surprise?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve never been much of a cat person, have you, Esme?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve never been very good at numbers, have you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You... er... did n''t mention it to anyone, did you?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You... trust Perdita, do n''t you, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You... you do know what kind of place this is, do you, Esme?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	''You?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	, Why?.
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	,''Two dollars?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	... try''André?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	A rather more ordinary voice said:''What''d you go and shout that for?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	A tiny organ?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	After a shock like this?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Agnes Nitt?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Agnes expected the newcomer to say something like''Ghosts?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	All the stuff about live flowers being unlucky, you remember?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	An eldritch voice shrieked:''When shall we... two... meet again?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	And I can play the piano quite well...,''What kind of skills have that troll and that dwarf got?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	And Undershaft... well, why could n''t he have forgotten his glasses like he usually did, eh?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	And all those exclamation marks, you notice?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	And by what authority, may I ask?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	And how about another quart of beer?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	And no one is to come in, right?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	And she''d show them...                 ''To here?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	And the quality of the acting?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	And what can I get you, officers?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	And what do you do, young sir?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	And you never told me?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	And you say people like him?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	And –''''He had a mask on?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	And, if you were someone like Walter Plinge, would n''t you long to be someone as debonair and dashing as the Ghost?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Anyone coming?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Anyone know if there''s a privy on this thing?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Anything else?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Are double basses more expensive to rebuild than violins?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right, Mrs Plinge?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Are you offering to teach me something?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Are you there?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	As a conversational gambit,''Hello, I understand you have a lot of money, can I have some please?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Because of the Ghost?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Because that''s what I''d have to believe, is n''t it?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Being a sour old woman with no friends?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Blessed with good health, I hope?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Buckets of blood?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	But can you see her in a major role?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	But could we start again and, er, perhaps you would sing it how you think it should be sung?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	But did n''t they say it was the mark of a witch, not liking to get between two mirrors?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	But down in her soul Perdita said: Enrico, eh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	But what about cleaning the privies?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	But why did you have to go and kill people?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	But you wore a mask, did n''t you?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	But – What?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	But, Perdita, have you ever heard of the words"star quality"?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	But... he does n''t sing, does he?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	But... he poked around in odd places, did n''t he, and he... found something?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you do that thing with the cards and the glasses?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Can I sleep in your room?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Can we?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Can we?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Can you identify yourself?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Cards on the table, eh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Cash?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Christine''s forehead wrinkled, as it tended to when she was contemplating a problem more complex than''What is your name?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Close the place?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Come along, Greebo, who''s a good boy then?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Come back for your saw, have you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Cooo- eee?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Could he have got out of the building?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Could n''t I simply take her place and sing the part?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Could you point us in the direction of Elm Street?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Cup of tea, anyone?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Cutoff felt that he must have missed part of the conversation, because the next exchange went like this:''What was that again, young man?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	D''you hear me?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	DO YOU KNOW''MOONLIGHT BAY''?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t they tell you about the sub- basement?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Did port go with sherry?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Did they want you to do something?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Did you get the tickets, Esme?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Did you hear someone singing?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Did you know Dr Undershaft was strangled before he was hung?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Did you, Gytha?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you think I''ve watched you, over the years?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you think that''s good, Dr Undershaft?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Do you think I might just have a few hours without something awful happening?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Do you think I''m some sort of impressionable idiot?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Do you think any of this stuff works?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Do you think something might happen to him?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Do you think you could find some water for these, Perdita?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Do you think you could go on for the sake of your art and people not asking for their money back?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Does anyone know?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Does he, Mr Henry Slugg?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Does that mean tonight''s performance is cancelled?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Done any murders of anyone who dint deserve it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Eh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Eh?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Either dyin''or drinkin''beer?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Every thirty seconds she''d say,''How much was that again?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Everyone all right in your house, are they?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Fill in for a ballet dancer who''s been taken poorly?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Finally he went to the door and said,''Could you come in here, Mr Cropper?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Finest job in the world?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Five cards each, no draws?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Five hundred dollars?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Five?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Got it, Perdita?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Granny elbowed herself comfortable and then, having in some matters the boredom threshold of a four- year- old, said:''What''s happenin''now?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	HA HA HA, HEE HEE HEE, LITTLE –''That''s a song?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	HOW ABOUT IF I GET YOU STARTED?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	HOW SERIOUS?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	HOWEVER... YOU UNDERSTAND THAT TO WIN ALL YOU MUST GAMBLE ALL?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Has it got spices in it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Has n''t anyone told –?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Have a word with the ballet mistress, will you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Have n''t you got mothers?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever heard of a catastrophe curve, Mr Bucket?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever met a Watchman?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Have you got any special low terms for witches?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Have you heard?!
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Have you seen the way he stares at me?!
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	He thinks he can offer us a couple of dollars and we''ll agree to stay on this cursed stage?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	He''ll worry himself silly...''''Walter''s your son?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Help Ron with Mr Cripps, will you?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Home- made fruit drink?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Honestly, do I have to do everything around here?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	How about one hand of poker?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	How can he be sane?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	How can you sit there so calmly and accept this sort of madness?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	How can-?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	How did you get in?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	How did you make it light up so quickly?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	How long did you think it should take?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	How many fiddle players are there in the band?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	How many have you come for?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	How much was that again?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	How''d you recognize the Ghost, Mister Policeman?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	How''s her sister''s leg?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	How?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Hubwards Side Story?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	I beg you, for pity''s sake...''''Have you done anything bad, Mr Slugg?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	I can assure you that it does n''t happen every night, ahahah...''''Si?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	I expect you''ve got a Ghost mask somewhere?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	I mean, can you imagine Walter Plinge on stage?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	I mean, even I can see... tum- ti TUM tum- tum... yes... Mr Bucket, you do know this is n''t opera?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	I mean, is good at singing?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	I thought we had swapped rooms?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	I thought: up or down?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	I was going to come back and marry my little Angeline –''''Who was she?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	I went for a brisk run around the city, do n''t know why, just felt like it...''''Well?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	I''ll do it myself, shall I??
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	I''ll do it myself, shall I??
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	I''ll need a boat –''''A boat?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	I''m much worse than her, understand?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	I''m sorry... what was I saying?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	IN WHAT PARTICULAR DEITY?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	If someone used this place they''d need lights, would n''t they?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	If there was n''t a huge and glittering secret cavern, what on earth was life for?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	If you were someone like Agnes Nitt, would n''t you long to be someone as dark and mysterious as Perdita X Dream?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	If your house was on fire, what''s the first thing you''d try to take out?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Important?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	In a place like this?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	In case of more accidents?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	In the cellar?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	In thirty seconds, eh?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Instead, he said,''Back again, is he?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Is Mrs Palm at home?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t he just the sort of person who''d want to wear a mask to hide who he is?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that better?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that exciting?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that good, Mr Salzella?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that romantic?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that thrilling?!
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that what you believe?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that wonderful?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t this exciting?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Is that a fact, madam?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Is that wrong?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Is there a pail of ice out there?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Is there anyone there?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Is this man mad?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	It is the show that matters, is n''t it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	It would n''t be your fault if some ole woman followed you, would it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	It''s Senor Basilica to everyone else...''Help you what!?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	It''s all neat, is n''t it?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	It''s hard to tell, is n''t it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	It''s probably like that when you''ve got an aria working its way up –''Where''d he go?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	It''s the appropriate thing to do, is n''t it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	It''s unlucky?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	It''s... Perdita, is n''t it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Just so no one feels disappointed?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Just tell me, how many exclamation marks?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Kesta!?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	La- la- lah?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Lancre?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Leading tenor died?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Leave the opera?...
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Let''s see what else we''ve got... ah, has anybody got an opener for a bottle of beer?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Like the roses?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Look, I''m in rehearsals for the rest of the afternoon, but perhaps we could meet tomorrow?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	MADAM?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	MISTRESS WEATHERWAX?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Maids of Honour?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Make you happy, would it, the whole place burning down?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Miserable Les?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Money?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Mr Pounder?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Musical director?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Never quite believin''anything?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Neverrr seem mil- uk drun beforr?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Next week they''re holding auditions at the Opera House...   ''What''s opera?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	No doubt you know Senor Basilica?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	No sense in making ourselves unpopular, is there?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	No?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Normally?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Not the one who wrote the book?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Nothing like being ambitious; eh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Now, I know you ai n''t the Ghost... so what are you, to be sneaking around in places where you should n''t be?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Now?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	On the count of three, we''ll all rush him, right?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Our little secret, eh?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Pay now?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Pay?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Perdita will help you – won''t you, Perdita?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Perdita...?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps after breakfast?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Promise?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	R.''Who was R?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	REALLY?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	REALLY?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Really?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Remember Mr Scruple over in Slice?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Scenery collapsed?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	See it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Seven Dwarfs for Seven Other Dwarfs?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Shall we guess?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	She glared at the innocent figure washing the stage arid said, under her breath:''What is it you know, Walter Plinge?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	She had to know, did n''t she?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	She looked at the spice- rack, grinned, and then stepped behind a table for modesty-twingtwangtwongtwang –''Got any chocolate?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	She said:''And is the Ghost in there, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	She whispered:''We''re looking for the Ghost, see?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Should I?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Show him the little map inside the lid, will you?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Show must go on...''''Mr Salzella is trying to stop the show, is n''t he, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	So now I think –''''Think?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	So... er... she''s not here, then?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	So... how about if you got another strapping young lad to help you out instead?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	So... when did you last see the Ghost?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Some creature in a mask has the run of the place, gets a prime Box all to himself, kills people, and you sit there saying there will be trouble?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Someone walking up and down here, with a keen pair of ears, could hear a lot of things...''What would you take out then, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Stalls?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Starting low?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Staying with your ma, are you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Stole?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	THEN FAITH IN WHAT?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	THEN WHY?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Tea?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Tell them about who?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	That kind of wrong?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	That''s where you get the best people?!
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	That''s where you people all think too operatic, see?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	That''s why everyone worries about luck, you see?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	That''s why they never sell tickets for Box Eight, did n''t you know?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	The most important question was: what should she call herself?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	The one about the very tall man and the piano?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	The show must go on, eh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	They did n''t think clearly, did they?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	They''d say things like: if you think that''s the right name for you, why have you still got two shelves full of soft toys?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	They''re not very good, are they?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Think?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Thinkin''the wrong thoughts?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Thought I might unthinkingly give you a couple of bars of the Pedlar''s Song from Lohenshaak, eh?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	To a superior officer?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	To talk about a few dollars when there is a dead man lying there... Have you no respect for his memory?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Understand?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Us?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Us?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD NOT... LOST?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	WHY MAKE IT DIFFICULT?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	WOULD YOU CARE TO SHOW ME AN EXAMPLE?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	WOULD YOU MIND?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Walter...''''What about him?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Want to come back with me?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Warn me about what?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Was it you I heard singing just now!?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Was that Greebo I saw just then?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Was that all right?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Was that your foot?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Was the only alternative the witches?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	We do live and learn, do n''t we?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	We have to ask ourselves: is this the career of a sane man?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	We''ve searched and searched for secret entrances...''''He really does n''t pay?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Wears one of those black opera suits and a white mask?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Well, what else could I do?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Well?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What are those?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What are we talking about, does anyone know?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What did he do?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What did it matter what shape she was?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What did you do with the three dollars?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What do you know?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What do you mean, had?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What does she do?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What for, I ask myself?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What happened to Tommy?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What happened to him?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What happened to the audience?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What have we got now?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What is it you''ve seen?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What kind of a reaction was that?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What of?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What room have you been given?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What sort of folk spent the best part of two months''wages just to travel fast and uncomfortably?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What sort of person could have that feel for music and kill people?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What was I singing?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What was he doing at this opera theatre, anyway?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What was the money for?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What were we having, Mrs Ogg?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What''d I ever have achieved in the cheese business, I''d like to know, if I''d said that money was n''t important?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What''re all these, Walter?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What''re you plannin''with them?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What''re you supposed to do if you do n''t like the songs?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What''s been happening?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What''s going to happen in thirty seconds?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What''s holding it up?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What''s so special about the show going on?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What''s the matter, André?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What''s the worst I can do to you?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	What?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	When are you going back?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	When shall we three meet?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	When shall-?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	When?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Where am I?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Where did he go?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Where have you been!?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Where''d he go?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Which one''s Box Eight?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Which"he"was he?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Who by?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Who cares?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Who does the accounts?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Who is this lady?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Who set fire to it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Who was Q?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Who''s he?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Who''s it from?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Who''s there?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Who?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Whoever said there''s only one Ghost?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Why are you all standing around?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Why dint you put your own name on it, eh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Why do n''t you just wave your truncheon around where everyone can see it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Why do n''t you write some of it down?"
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Why had n''t she thought of her?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Why has n''t anyone told the Watch?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Why not give him mutton with the rest of us?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Wizards could poke at this for a year and still say there was nothing magic about it, eh?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	YOU KNOW THIS FAMILY?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Yes?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You are enjoying your time with us so far?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You being a literary type and all?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You can have it back if you like –''''Well, what about them?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You can recognize him because he''s got a mask on?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t know who Q is, by any chance?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t mean...''Bucket hesitated, savouring the idea,''you do n''t mean that it''s just possible that you put music in and you get money out?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t mind, do you!?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You have a cowshed?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You know what I''m goin''to do now?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You know, dear?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You let this Ghost have it?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You mean... when the cat''s finished with them, you''re going to give them back?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You never wrote to him again?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You recognize him because you do n''t know who he is?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You think so?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You would n''t have any salt, would you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You would n''t hurt a little old lady, would you?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You''re from Copperhead in Lancre, ai n''t you?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You''ve been here before?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You''ve got tickets for Stalls seats and you want to exchange them for seats in the Gods?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	You''ve heard about him, then?!''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	Yrs,                  The Opera Ghost    ''What can we do?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	accidents?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	and''Is that any way to behave?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	cardamom?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	goingson?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	guest?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	hello?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	said Bucket, adding,''You''re going to tell me something expensive, are you?
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	saw?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	supernatural?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	witches?''
Maskerade - Terry Pratchett	yes?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Fire?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Get thee hence, thou worm of Rheum, and vex not''''Excuse me?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Hands up all vampires?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Return Of The Bride Of The Revenge Of The Son Of Count Magpyr,''Nanny said aloud, noting that''From 20,000 Fathoms(?)''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Scream 1?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	This is Granny, can we leave her here, oh, and when she wakes up she''ll be a vampire?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Thunderclap 14?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Two for joy?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Wolf Howl 5?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	if I win I will expect you to free everyone and go back to Uberwald,''am I right?'' Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett tazit?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''"-trouble not more the-"''Could I just make a point?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''-can they?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''A book of hymns, maybe?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''A boot?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''A column of smoke?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''A glass of wine, p''raps?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''A pleasant stroll to take in a little rain?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''A slim volume o''prayers, suitable for every occasion?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''A what?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Ai n''t they your relatives?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Alison Weatherwax?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Am I dyin''?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Am I too late?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And are you so sure you make the right decisions?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And belching?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And cut their head off?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And did you catch that little twitch?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And do n''t you learn anything, you stupid man?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And does he?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And eatin''garlic?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And everyone knows mountains get made when lumps of land bang together, right?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And his?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And hope for mercy, eh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And how are you, Miss Weatherwax?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And if there is n''t?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And is that bad?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And long pointed debates, I suppose?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And that will work?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s what you call justice, is it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s what you think religion is, is it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And the horrible little blue goblins?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And the vampires?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And they''ll let us in, will they?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And this?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And us?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And we''ve got to be polite to them, I suppose?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And what are you going to do?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And what do they expect of me?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And what do they think?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And what do three hundred magpies mean?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And what happened to them, may I ask?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And what is your name, young man?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And what makes you ask that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And what the heck was that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And what''s Granny Weatherwax, then?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And what''s the first one that your Om requires, then?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And when it came to running water, he always kept the moat flowing perfectly, did n''t he?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And when you''ve opened the door,''he went on, as the cloth caught,''I want you to run away very, very fast, right?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And who''s in the castle now?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And why are you putting down dust, Igor?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And you know Verence got an Omnian priest in to do the Naming of young Esme?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And you know what?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And you know what?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And you remember talking to Igor?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And you say she''s not here yet?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And you, Lacci?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''And, er, what did you give them for breakfast?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Another bloody vampire?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Any of the Escrow folk big musicians?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Any swishlooking buggers about as well?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Anythin''special for people to yell, Mum?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Anything to throw?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t you going to do something?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t you worried?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are there such things as blue mice?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are they moving the furniture in?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are they usual?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are vampires ever grateful?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are we all here, Vlad?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are we here, then?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are we leaving?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are we, dear?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are ye scrat?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are you a Veyzen?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, Reverend?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are you decent?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are you following us?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are you getting anywhere, dear?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are you going to trust him?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are you really going on into Uberwald?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are you saving her for later?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are you still toying with her?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure you can walk?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are you trying to impress me?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Are you trying to tell me that you were brought up with this, too?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Bad Ass?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Battering ram, Mum?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Because if I did n''t, what use am I?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Before someone else comes, perhaps?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Bits of strange people?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Blood spilled?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Blup?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''But are we strong enough?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''But from your point of view, everyone is dying and everyone will die, right?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''But iron''s no good against vampires, is it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''But it''s not something that you feel drawn to, perhaps, in the darker hours?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''But look, what about Verence?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''But no stealing cattle, eh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''But that ai n''t really important, because it ai n''t down to technicalities, see?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''But that''ll be right into danger! ’''More dangerous than here?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''But we''ll still be referred to as a kingdom, which I think is very reasonable of him, do n''t you agree?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''But what about the baby?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''But what can they do?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''But what if a man comes in?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''But when we- Oh, what is that moron doing now?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''But you did, though?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''But you do drink human blood?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''But- but... who does the cutting and sewing?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t We wake her up?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t we go and ask her?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Call them marthterth?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Can I get you a drink, Miss Nitt?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Can I get you ladieth anything to eat?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Can o''pee, anyone?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Can we get acroth?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Can you believe it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Can you even find the way in all this?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Can you forget?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Can you get it into your stupid heads that I''m not a vampire?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Can you make holy water?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Can you see it yet?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Canna''do''t, ken?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Chose it yourself, did you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Cootchie- cootchie?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Could I be of assistance?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Could we open a window?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Could you please remove him, Mrs Ogg?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Counted''em lately?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''D''you know anything about this?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Demone?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Did I hear he told you to read improvin''books and listen to posh music while you were expecting?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Did I see her holding a card in her hands?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Did I use the word Agnes?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Did anyone else ever look, I wonder?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Did he hit his head?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Did he?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t he stitch folk together out of dead parts?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Did not Kazrin return three times into the valley of Mahag, and wrest the cup of Hiread from the soldiers of the Oolites while they slept?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Did she know Magrat was going to call the baby Esme?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Did she say iron?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Did they hurt you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Did you put a spell on them?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Did you really think I''d let you run around if there was the least chance that you could harm us?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t get angry, but you do n''t think Granny''s doing this on purpose, do you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t like garlic flavour, eh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you remember those wonderful nights in Grjsknvij?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you think so, Nanny?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do they get a badge?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do we need all of that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do we, er, are we, eh, supposed to warm it up?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do you both see that?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do you dance, Miss Nitt?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do you have a handkerchief, sir?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know much about them?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know what it is?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know who you''re here for?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do you realize, man, that she might get up from there a bloodthirsty vampire?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do you really think we''re like some inbred elves or gormless humans and can be cowed by a firm manner and a bit of trickery?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do you see how prosperous the place is?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think I could get a salad?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think I''m stupid, dear ladies?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think she''s right?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do you understand what''s going on here?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do you want a drink?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do you want thome?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do you want to face the vampires drunk?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Do?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Does she know we need her?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Each mouthful forty times?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Eat combs?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Enjoying it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Er, I did n''t say anything-''''I did n''t mean you, I meant- Look, you said you''ve studied vampires, did n''t you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Er, which way''s the pump?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Er... can we go on to the castle?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Esmerelda?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Even that bit about"smiting evil with thy sword"?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Even the box of toys?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Even without your holy book and holy amulet and holy hat?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Evenin''dress, eh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, Miss Nitt?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, Miss Nitt?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, but did someone mention that the Queen was locked up in the crypt?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Feeling a bit warm, are you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Fifty- one?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Find something to fill up,''she hissed, and then said brightly,''How are you feeling, Mrs Scorbic?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''For goodness''sake, woman, are you going to drink that damn tea or not?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''For helping you across the mountains, you mean?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Four?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Full- size cattle?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Get rid of me, would they?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Gnarly ground, see?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Gnarly?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Go and fetch King Verence, will you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Go in and tell me what time the clock stopped at, will you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Gone?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Good grief, man, why d''you think?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Good language, ai n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Got the holy water?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Granny?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Grinning like a pumpkin, ai n''t she?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Has anyone any more of that wonderful garlic dip?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Has it got a tool for extracting soldiers from castles?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Have a good blow, will you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Have n''t you noticed the looks he''s been giving you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Have we forgotten anything?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Have you been out in the woods all morning?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever thought of letting Om into your life?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Have you seen Granny Weatherwax?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Have you seen any Omnians here?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''He broke out in them?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''He did what?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''He does look as if he''s about to flap away, does n''t he?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''He wags people to death?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''He was a sportsman, right?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''He''ll be all right, will he?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''He''s all right for Uberwald, but you''d hardly want something like him opening the door in polite society, would you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''He''s not drunk, is he?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Hello?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Help me up, will you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Here?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Hodgesaargh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Hodgesaargh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Hodgesaargh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Hodgesaargh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Hoped?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How are you doing with that cork, Vlad?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How bad?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How can I ever repay you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How can you break both your legs falling off a donkey?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How can you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How can-''''You''re the scholarl But male birds are always ones for the big display, are n''t they?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How d''you want your thtaketh, boyth?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How did the coach get out, then?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How do I know?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How do you bite it, then?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know that?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How does Perdita work, then?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How does it work?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How long have you been a hallucination?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How many are there?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How many of you are there in there?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How many?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How much after?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How much further?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How safe are houses from vampires?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How should I know?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How sure are you that I wo n''t harm this child?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How''re you gettin''on in there?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How''s the army coming along, Shawn?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How''s the old cottage?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Hyup?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I beg your pardon?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I beg your pardon?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I beg your pardon?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I beg your pardon?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I did what?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I did?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t know that we''ve got that much time-''''And was n''t it true that the Sons of Exequial beat the hosts of Myrilom?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I expect you''re busy with all these visitors?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I killed him, did n''t I?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I like a man who speaks his mind,''she said,''and is always prepared to lend a towel-did I say towel?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I really made a terrible mess of it, did n''t I?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I should n''t think there''d be any anti- vampire stuff in a vampire''s castle, would there?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose we''d better get some things off our chest, had n''t we?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I think mebbe the drink was a wee bitty too trackle?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I thought you became –''''– vampires by being bitten?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder how high it was for Granny, then?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder if Father said yes because he wants you to see?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder, young man, if you would be so good as to pull me out?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I''d like you to imagine, right, dat dere''s a black an''yellow striped one across dis road, right?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll come and sort of stand in until Granny gets here, shall I?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll just find out where Igor keeps the kettle, shall I?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I''m not going to leave her here, am I?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I''m the other one now, see?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I''ve always understood they set fire to practically everybody,''he said,''but that was some time ago, was n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''I''ve let everyone down, have n''t I?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''If I give you the signal, you''re to burp hugely, understand?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''If a vampire wants to turn you into a vampire, what happens?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''If they tell them, what can they do?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Igor?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''In case I fall over?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Indeed?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Iron?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is Mistress Weatherwax all right?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is anyone going to say,"You''ll never get away with it"?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is he?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is it flaming torches or, you know, scythes and stuff?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is it just me,''said Magrat,''or is it getting warmer?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t it painful?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t she a little precious?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t that Agnes?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t that a bit young for education?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t that just like him?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is that all?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is that really you, Nanny?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is that some sort of local chicken?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is that what you want?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is the baby all right?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is there a problem?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is there any advice you could be givin''me?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is there anyone watchin''me?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is this such a good idea, Father?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is this the right time?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Is your ape sure he''d have time for a second shot?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''It are a long wooden fing-''''Yeth?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''It did n''t occur to you to mention it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''It does n''t burn itself?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''It does n''t worry you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''It is a wowhawk, is n''t it, mistress?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''It is, is n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''It''s all right, we''re not daft, she wo n''t open up until she knows it''s us-''''I meant, how does the door stop vampires?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''It''s good, is n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''It''s magical?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''It''s not Wednesday evening and I''ll have to go and fetch the proper hat, sire-''''Can we change it or not, man?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''It''s the sort of thing your crowd does, is n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''It''s very hot in here, do n''t you think?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''It''s very realistic, is n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''It''s you, is n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Ith that a baby thee''th carrying?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Jason?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Just because you ca n''t read her mind?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Just like that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Just when we really need her, she goes away into a cave?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Ken ye na''saggie, ye spargit?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Klotz, eh?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Ladies?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Las''Tuesda?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Leaving?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s find her quickly, eh?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s see his lordship in action, shall we?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Light and dark?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Like having your own chaperon all the time, ai n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Limp what?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Little badges?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Look, I used to play down here, I know how to get to the back stairs-''''He''s not a vampire?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Look, do n''t light the fire, right?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Look, you know the part of you that wants to do all the things you do n''t dare do, and thinks the thoughts you do n''t dare think?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Looks rather like a scruffy little crow, do n''t you think?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Lucky guess?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Mag- the Queen says, is Granny Weatherwax coming or not?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Magrat''s going to be safe, is n''t she?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Males?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''May I accompany you ladies down to the town?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''May I be of assistance?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Maybe she is in here with me, eh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Maybe they''ve got to her first?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Me?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Me?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Mem-?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Miss Nitt?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Mistress Weatherwax a bit poorly, is she?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Mistress Weatherwax, would you like me to leave you here?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Mistress?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Mistress?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Mph?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Mph?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Mrs Weatherwax?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Nanny?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Nanny?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Nanny?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Nanny?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Nanny?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Nanny?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Neither one thing nor t''other, eh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Nine- tenths of it is under water?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''No, I was n''t listening, but I could n''t help hearing, could I?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''No?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Not to do what, marthter?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Note Spelling?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Note Spelling?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Now, are we fetchin''your mule, Mr Oats?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Now, what are we talking about here, exactly?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Now, where would they take them?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Now, you two push an''I''ll steer-''''Er, are you going to do some magic?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Now... what''s this about Granny?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Now?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Oh yes?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, and put in that rag doll, will you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, but surely-''''What would you say to them?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, is that all?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, ought, is it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, the crib?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, well, that''s all right, then, is n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Oh... Igor''s"old master"?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Okay, nothin''harder than sandstone, understand?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''On that bit of moor?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''One of them bit you, yes?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''One that''s better than"What are you?"''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Only it would n''t be here till tomorrow, right?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Only, well, the Queen says we''d better not hold things up, so, er, would you be godmother, Mrs Ogg?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Or"Freda", I should say-''''No she does n''t! ’''What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''People being dragged out of their beds, blood on the walls, that sort of thing?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Perdita says it''s real! ’''What''s that got to do with the price of fish?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps a towel?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps she took it away with her?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps she''s just out?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps there''d be someone in the village?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Pest''''So why did you run away up here?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Pole?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Priznae?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Proper billowing curtains, too?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Ready?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Real gutterin''candles?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Related to Arno Veyzen?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Remember old Mrs Sleeves, Magrat?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Repent?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Right about what, prey?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Rikt, gi''tae yon helan bigjobs?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Rope?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Scumble?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''See that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''See that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''See the crest?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''See the light all around the Rim?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''See you, kingie?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Seeyu?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Shall I see you again tomorrow?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Shall we get on?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Shall we go and watch?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Shawn, you did deliver an invite to Esme Weatherwax, did n''t you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''She been hurt, miss?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''She did n''t do a handstand on the edge, did she?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''She does?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''She thinks we do n''t need her any more?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''She was keen on crushing infidels?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''She''s really feeling low, is n''t she?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Should you do that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Shove it under her door?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Single- minded?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Sittin''back and lettin''Mum sort everything out while we get shot at?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Sixteen angels?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Slightly lopsidedly?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''So I''ve got to take Esmerelda out to her people and tell them one of her middle names is Note Spelling?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''So he did n''t exactly refuse to eat it, did he?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''So let''s stick to what we do know, shall we?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''So we''ll always be pushed around by you, for ever?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''So what if he got bitten on the essentials, that''s all part ofAre you all right?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''So what''re you going to do?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''So who is your master, Igor?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''So why did n''t they get through to you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''So you''ve got a firebird here, have you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''So,''said Nanny, passing up the flask,''what''re you doing this far from home, Igor?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''So,''she said to the recumbent figure,''apart from all that, how are you feeling?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''So... you''re the old master, are you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''So?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''So?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''So?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry, are you telling us you do surgery on yourself?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry, but they affect people''s minds-''''Yours?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry, miss?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry, miss?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry, miss?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Squeak?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Stdt?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Still got it, though?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Still keeping you up at nights?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Stop them?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Such lovely hair, may I say?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Surely you''ll dine with us?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Take this and cut my head off, will you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Tell me,''said Agnes, as a mountaintop floated by,''have you had many girlfriends?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Thall I thow you the holy water thellar?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''That Weatherwax woman did this, did n''t she?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''That a he god or a she god?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''That ca n''t be right, can it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''That good?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''That line about crushing infidels?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''That pish of a hobyah?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''That was n''t too bad, was it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''That''s a bit childish, is n''t it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''That''s helpful to know, is n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''That''s it, is n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Thcraapthhh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''The Impaler?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''The blacksmith?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''The gnarly ground over towards the top of the forest?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''The one she keeps in the dresser?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''The phoenix?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''The polished wooden box?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''The"I ate''nt dead''card?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Thee?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Then I''m doing them a favour by killing them?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Then it''s up to us to carry on, is n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Then what will you do?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Then what''s he ever done to me, that I should hurt him so?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''There is?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''There you are, you see?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''There''s a little stream, is n''t there?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''There''s a lot of magic in these mountains, right?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''There''s no reason to stay here, is there?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''There''s three of us, is n''t there?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''There''s three of us?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''These steal cattle?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''They do n''t affect your mind?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''They do, do n''t they?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''They the ones that walk around slowly?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''They''ll notice they''re heavier, wo n''t they?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''They''re acting very dumb, are n''t they?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Thilly voithe, eh?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''This is all just cultural conditioning, you understand?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''This is some sort of test, is it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''This place is reacting to what she''s thinking?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Three o''clock?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Three witches?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Trying to call her back when she ai n''t ready to come?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Two or three?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Um, any fish?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Um, may I add something?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Unwise?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Upstairs, is she?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Useful to a soldier, is it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Vampires are n''t supposed to show up in a mirror, are they?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Vampires have a lot of cash, do they?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Vampires?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Verence asked for that one too, did he?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Verence will be all right, wo n''t he?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Vlad?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Was that your best?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''We can change it, ca n''t we?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''We''ll say no more about that, shall we?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''We''re after vampires, right?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''We''re going to go in, fetch Magrat and get back here, all right?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''We''re going to go into their castle?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''We''re heading into Uberwald?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''We''re near the vampires''castle?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''We''re not going to sneak in, are we?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''We''ve got feet, have n''t we?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''We''ve got nothing?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Well, can we at least take her out of here?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Well, he says the Nac mac Feegle have been forced out by the vampires, see?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Well, thank her from me, will you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Well, well, well... so our king invited vampires, eh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Well, what can we do that she ca n''t?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Well, where is she?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Werewolf?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What about the vampires?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What about weapons?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What about?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What are you expecting her to do, prod him all over?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What box?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What did Granny mean,"from can to ca n''t"?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What did you bring him for?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What did you say your uncle died of?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What did you see, Hodgesaargh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What do we need a sling for?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What do you do when one of''em''s wrong?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean,"room for ten"?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What else is in our minds, Father?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What for?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What for?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What for?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What good will I be?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What good will an orange do if I hit a vampire in the mouth with it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What good will that do?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What happened to him, then?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What happened to us harnessing the power of all three of us together?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What happened to your holy hat?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What happened, someone was hit by a falling buffalo?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What happens if there''s more, then?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What have you done to us?!''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What is gnarly ground?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What is he?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What is in there?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What is it, Shawn?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What is it, then?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What is she going to do, then?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What is tea?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What is, um, your role, madam?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of bird are they, miss?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What meat is there to eat, in a desert?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What mob?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What name are you giving her?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What ramblings were these, Mistress Weatherwax?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What should I look for?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What terrible thing?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What the heck are you doing?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell are you going on about?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell''s that thing?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What was it you did to the vampires?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What was it, a little light hatchet practice after breakfast?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What was she talking about?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What was wrong with you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What was?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What we gon na do?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What were you saying?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What will people think?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What will they do to him that you could prevent if you was here?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What will wear off?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What would n''t she realize?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''ll happen if we jutht drive on?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''re we going to do?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happened?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s in it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s it called?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s she going to do?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that got to do with toys?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that smell?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the curly thing?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the magic word?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the point in that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the problem?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the sash and star he''s wearing?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s through that door?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your best offer?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your job, Nanny?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''s                    that you''re singing?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What''th thith?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What, Mum?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What, Mum?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What, all of them?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What, at fourteen days?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What, everyone?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What, here?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What, him?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What, magic?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What, someone who lives by taking life from other people?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What, you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where are the vampires?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where are we now?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where are you, you stupid-''''Yeth, marthter?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where did they go?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where is the King, anyway?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where the hell did he come from?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where the hell''s Igor?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where the hell''s Muntab?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where''d I get tea here?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where''re they all coming from?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where''re we going?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where''re you from, Igor?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s Esme, then?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s Hodgesaargh with that tea?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s Magrat?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s the Royal Historian?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s the nearest village that way?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s the vampires?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s this priest that''s doing the Naming?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where, Igor?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Where?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Which one are you now?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Which one is it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Which one was he?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Which one?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Which parts, as a matter of interest?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Which, um, god?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''While it''s still alive?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Who did your brain?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Who is that strange person?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Who knows, sire?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Who says there''s no mercy in the world?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Who sells pyramids?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Who took my stocking off?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Who was she?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Who''re all these people?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s Igor?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s a good girl, then?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Whose?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you doing this?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you in such a hurry, girl?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why did n''t she just let us wipe them out?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why did n''t you tell me?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why did you come here?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why did you come to visit Granny Weatherwax?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t I come with you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why do you always start?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why do you look so surprised?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why have you got that, Nanny?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why not her, then?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why should I mind?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why should I want it to be some nasty little sea creature?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why should they do that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why should we believe her?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why was n''t I told?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why would anyone want to kill something like that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why''d she do that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why''d they stay?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s she got a pointy head?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s the box so important?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why''ve we stopped this time?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why, what have I been thinkin''of?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Wife and family doing well?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Will I die?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Will it be enough to know that the world is your oyster?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Will it hurt?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Will that help?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Will they let us in?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Will we?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Will you give me the child now?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Will you let go of my arm, Vlad?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''William?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''With me?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Without their legs moving?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Wo n''t there be a lot of ways in?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Wo n''t they have got well away?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Wo n''t we be cornered down here if the Magpyrs come?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Works, does it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Would you go out alone on a night like this?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like me to?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like to stay to dinner?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Wrote you a note, did I?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Wstfgl?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, but that''d mean he''d die, would n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Mum?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Shawn?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, and you said something about darkness being where the light needs to be, which I remember because in the Book of Om-''''You listened?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but how will I find them when we''re there?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but since you''re going to do that anyway, anything''s worth a try, is n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, dear?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, dear?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, love?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, luv?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, miss?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, miss?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, miss?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, miss?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, mistress?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yessir?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yeth, marthter?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yeth, marthter?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You actually killed someone?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You all right in there?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You all right, Hodgesaargh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You and whose army?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You are?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You are?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You ca n''t possibly prefer that?!
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You certainly notice things, do n''t you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You chopped up your family?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You constantly crave chocolate, do n''t you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You did n''t find your mind becoming all pink and happy?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You do know there''s vampires in the castle?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t like him?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t mind?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t think so, do you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You do things our way here, all right?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You got another book of holy words on you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You half expect to find the shafts sawed through, do n''t you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You have?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You know a magpie stole your invite?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You know so much about wisdom all of a sudden and you''re barely two hundred?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You know there''s vampires in Lancre?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You know they''re taking over?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You liked that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You mean a troll?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You mean it really does change because of the way you feel?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You mean just because she''s a woman she should use sexual wiles on him?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You mean she''s not been herself, do n''t you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You mean that from the point of view of a torturer, torture is all right?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You mean the rest got away?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You mentioned guards?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You really have n''t got any scruples, have you, Nanny?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You really think we would n''t harm meat?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You said you could see they were vampires, did n''t you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You saw the vampires?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You say?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You see?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You see?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You see?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You see?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You shot my shadow?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You still reckon I should''ve asked Mr Ivy?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You strong in your faith, then?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You take comfort from it, do you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You think everyone from Uberwald ith called Igor, do you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You think so?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You think so?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You think this news wo n''t get around?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You what?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You what?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You what?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You would n''t be so unkind as to pass on to anyone else the ramblings of a poor of woman who was probably off her head, would you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You would n''t let a poor old lady go off to confront monsters on a wild night like this, would you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You would n''t let them kill me, would you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You would, would you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''d like to be as light as the air, would n''t you, Agnes?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''d think it would be easy, would n''t you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''ll be all right?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''re a bit of a self- made man on the quiet, are n''t you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''re a bright chap, are n''t you, Igor?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''re a good man, Mister Oats?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''re going to feed there?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''re going to hide up here?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''re just saying that in exchange for not actually being evil you''ll simply be bad, is that it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not a believer yourself, then, Mistress Weatherwax?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not affected?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not corning, are you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not giving him that, are you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''re putting down dust again, are n''t you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''re the Wattley boy from over in Slice, are n''t you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve counted sixteen?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve got – bits of people stored on ice?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve heard of that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve still got her?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Your uncle always had big windows and easily twitched aside curtains, did n''t he, Count?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''Yup?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''rll make the tea, shall I?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	''scuse me, young man,''said Nanny, in her soft old biddy voice,''but where are you from?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	*''Are you kicking my bucket, Igor?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	, Why?,''I do n''t know.
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	, Yep?,''Can you talk to me a bit more as if I''m some kind of frightened idiot?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	, Yep?,''Can you talk to me a bit more as if I''m some kind of frightened idiot?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	..''''Yes?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	.?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	.?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	A bit short, are you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	A vampire collected holy water?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	A''ye a lang stick o''midlin or wha'', bigjobs?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	After all, did you think she''d trust you to get it right?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Against it, are they?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Agnes, open that sewing box and pass me a thimble, will you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Ai n''t you ever heard of taking people out of themselves?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	All at once?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	All our weaponsl And they''re boozing! ’''What''s that you''re holding?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	All right, but apart from that- Oh, apart from that, eh?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	All too much for you, eh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Alone?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And I''m an ol''woman living in the woods and I''ve got to make it all better?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And did n''t the prophet Urdure vanquish the Dragon of Sluth on the Plain of Gidral after three days''fighting?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And did not Om say to the Prophet Brutha,"''I will be with you in dark places"?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And dolls?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And eggs needed warmth, did n''t they?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And for that I have to nod and smile and be nice with meat?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And he''d reply: other kinds than the kind that is actually true, you mean?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And let''s just take it easy, shall we?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And no money?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And s''pose someone does n''t want to believe in Om and tries to live properly?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And she''ll be a vampire?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And that is how we do it-''''And d''you think you''d do it twice?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And that''s what your holy men discuss, is it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And the thervantth?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And what have we got now?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And when does the phoenix sometimes lay two eggs?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And where had she got that other idea?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And while he''s got his eye on you keeping your eye on Magrat, you''ve got your other eye on him, understand?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And you sounded as if you were having an argument with someone...''''Can you remember everything I said?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And you think you can stand in my way?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And you''ve always listened to your blood, have n''t you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	And-''''Well?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Any holy water?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Any more of these garlic things?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Any sharp stakes around here?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Any soldiers?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Anyone else want some?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Anyone going to tell me where it says ought?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, one of anything ai n''t going to last for very long, is it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t you glad you''ve got me?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Are they a dead end too?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Are we always to be part of the Ankh- Morpork hegemony?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Are we fiendish killers?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Are we frightened of shallots?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Are we not in a unique position as we reach the end of the Century of the Fruitbat?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Are we ravaging across the country?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Are you listening, brother?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	As opposed to, say, tenpence?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	At last Agnes said,''How''s the headache?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	At last she said,''What size pin?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Awa''echt ta''branoch, eh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Because that was the point, was n''t it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Been dallyin''?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Being a vampire''th about continuity, ithn''t it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Bit of an artist too, then, your old master?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	But Agnes said,''You mean sheep and so on?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	But if you prick us do we not bleed?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	But if you touch their feathers you''d better be damn sure of yourself, because the old stories say they burn in the presence of evil-''''Firebird?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	But it made you strong, did n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	But it missed us, did n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	But now she really needed to know: what did you use against vampires?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	But so were vampires, were n''t they?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	But that''s just a bit of superstition, is n''t it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	But who is Perdita?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you let her take over?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you play music on this thing?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you understand what I''ve been tellin''you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Can they get out?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Can we dispense with all the leers and"I like a girl with spirit"stuff?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Can we get you something?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Can we speed this up?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Can we?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Can you give me a hand?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Can you help me with this bloody ruff?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Can you understand what''s going on when a bird''s been trained and''ll make a kill and still come back to the wrist?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Chopped up?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Coffins, yes, of course, but there''s no point in skulking around as if you''re ashamed of what you are, is there?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Corporal Svitz?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Could anyone do that?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Could you hold the chair?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Crimson?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Cup of tea, was it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Cut your head off a little bit every day and the real thing wo n''t hurt?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	D''you know what thith lot have done?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	D''you know, they wanted me to get rid of Thcrapth?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	DID YOU HEAR ME SAY LET GO?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Darren?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Daughter?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Did I refer to her in any way?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t I teach you this?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t you hear?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t you hear?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t you listen to what they were saying?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t you pay any attention to what they were saying at all, you useless lump?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Did not Sonaton defeat the Beast of Batrigore in its very cave?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Did she know about the vampires?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Did you see where it rolled?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Do I look like a vampire?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Do I need to point out the contradiction?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t he know stone do n''t burn?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t want blood on it, do we?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you know I''ve been lying here all day tryin''to think of something?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you know?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Do onions hurt us?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Do they really think that spelling their name backwards fools anyone?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Do you get just a little sort of tap for a white lie but minced up for murder?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Do you have a spare sickle?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Do you have any vampire blood in you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Do you know she''s still got two shelves full of soft toys?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what water does to silk?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Do you remember Mr and Mrs Harker?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Do you want to keep the baby out all night?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Does anyone really believe that old woman?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Does that count?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Er... how do you know the name?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Esme all wrapped up, Magrat?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Even Granny says the Kelda''s damn good-''''The Kelda?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Everyone all right down there?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Everything all right, is it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	FETCH?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	FETCH?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Feeling better, are we?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	For Daddy?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	For ever?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	For example, what about the Muntab question?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	For one thing, how could you cook it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	For what?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Forcing our way into bedrooms?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Frankly, we could hardly hope to rule a country if we went around killing everyone all the time, could we?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Garlic?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Gifts?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Gnarly ground can be two things at the same time, ca n''t it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Got any garlic?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Got everything you need?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Had her funny little ways, o''course, but who has n''t?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Had not Jotto caused the Leviathan of Terror to throw itself on to the land and the seas to turn red with blood?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Had not Orda, strong in his faith, caused a sudden famine thoughout the land of Smale?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Hags?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Hard to have faith, ai n''t it, when you read too many books?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Has this sort of thing ever happened before?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Have n''t I, William?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Have you by any chance heard the Word of Om?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Have you noticed?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	He could stop the coaches all right, but people tended to say,''What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	He managed to say,''And how would you know, foul fiend?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	He thought: my god, if she ever finds a religion, what would come out of these mountains and sweep across the plains?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	He wo n''t try anything in a crowd, will he?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Hello?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Henry actually brought a bottle to a party and she fainted at the smell! ’''Henry?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Her life had just flashed past her eyes and was n''t it dull?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Hodgesaargh, you do know vampires suck people''s blood, do you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	How are you at making the tea?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	How can you know that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	How interesting would that be?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	How many birds in the mews, Hodgesaargh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	How many of them does it take?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	How many people prayed at the stake?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	How''s young Esme doing, Magrat?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I believe you''ve met my son?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I do n''t have to draw you a picture, do I?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I do n''t know whether you''ve heard of it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I do n''t particularly want us to be found, do you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I have n''t even given you a pamphlet, have I?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I mean, I knew that things were different here, but really-''''Vampires?!''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I mean, how does a bird like that think he''s – she''s a chicken?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I mean, look at your little girl- What''s her name going to be, now...?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I suppose she was n''t in your fat girl, Vlad?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I thought you wanted it to take you up to your cottagel Into Uberwald?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I trust I find you well?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I was talking to the Countess only this morning-''''What about?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I will admit, he does smile nicely, and he looks good in those waistcoats, but look at what he is- Do you notice?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if there are other agendas here?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I would call that a bargain, would n''t you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I''M SORRY?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I''d like to be constantly craving blood?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	I''m the bit of you that watches, remember?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	If anyone really believes that I wo n''t harm my charming hostages, perhaps you will try to stop me?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	If she''s beaten, then so are we, are n''t we?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	If you needed smoke and a veil to deal with your bees, what was the point of being a witch?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	If you needed to boil an egg, you sang fifteen verses of''Where Has All The Custard Gone?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Igor?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Igor?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	In any case, where exactly is the harm in that?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Inside the coach the vexed voice said,''Is Igor an evolutionary dead end too, Father?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t it all worth it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t she charming?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that just too stupid?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Is she well, then?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Is that boiling vinegar I can smell?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Is that too much to ask?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Is there any brandy left?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Is this Slake?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	It is, is n''t it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	It read''Why not vysyt our Gifte Shoppe?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	It''s almost distressing, do n''t you think?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	It''s like that chess stuff, see?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	It''s you, is n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	It''th all very well for them, but who hath to go and thweep up the dutht, eh?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Ith there a problem?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Just let me know if he picks up a stake, will you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Just the place, eh?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Just when we need her?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Keeping back, I mean, so that we have to form a three and work together?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	King Verence has spared no expense, has he?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Last night?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Learned reaction?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Lemons?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Let''s give''em a hand, shall we?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Like everybody else?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Little stupid man who has a little stupid faith in a little stupid god?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Looked up at the clouds, did you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Magpies, are n''t they?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Magrat?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Maybe it''s-''''And can you speak up?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Maybe we''ll not see the back of these vampires by going over to the curtains and saying,"My, is n''t it stuffy in here?"
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Me?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	My dear Miss Nitt, it may just be more trouble than it''s worth to try to get rid of us, do you see?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Nanny, can you remember anything they actually said?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Nanny?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	No mercy for the vampire, eh?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	No shutters on the windows, do you see?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	No?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	None of those stupid fictions work on vampires, did n''t you even know that?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Not lighting fires?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Notice what?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Now he''s ill and you''re Queen so you can do as you like, right?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Now, where would Gytha Ogg''ve taken them?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Of a vampire''s castle?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Oh, said Agnes inside her head, so I should just stand here and watch?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Oh, some of the priests said you got given marks afterwards, but what was the point of that?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Oh, that makes it all better, does it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Oh, we can turn people into vampires, it''s an easy technique, but what would be the point?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Oh?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Okayl Perhaps it''s not quite so clear c- Let me just talk to Nanny, will you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	On foot?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	On the contrary, they had a deep, personal and passionate involvement in it, but instead of asking,''Why are we here?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	One is: why do vampires have so much power?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	One of the Ravi family, are n''t you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	One which works, perhaps?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Or three for a funeral?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Or you could pretend it''s here right now, an''then I could pretend to lift it up, and dat''d be okay, right?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	PERHAPS YOU WERE EXPECTING JELLY AND ICE CREAM?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you should go and fetch her?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Playing with your food?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Please?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Please?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Prawns up here, eh?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Protection, you see?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Ready?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Really?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Remember how many died for using the brain which, you seem to think, their god gave them?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Remember that?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Remember?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	See the reddish- brown stains just here?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	See?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	See?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	See?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Sezu?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	She could n''t have got into his head, could she?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	She stared at William again and said,''How?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	She thinks Granny''s using the baby to keep an eye on us?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	She''ll be seeing the world differently-''''Are you mad?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	She''s here, is n''t she?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	She''s not in here, is she?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Silly of me, was n''t it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Singing songs?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Slake, is n''t it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	So I ca n''t persuade you to become one of us, Agnes?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	So I''ll be sent to my room for being disobedient for ever?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	So he''s your master now, is he?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	So how do you know?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	So we''re fog?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	So... where else was she?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	So?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Something awful?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Stuff that''s hers-''''What''s this?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Supposing Granny were to turn up now, what would she think?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Supposing I ride and you hang on behind me?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Supposing there was justice for all, after all?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	That I''d still be here?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	That might work for Nanny, but can you imagine kissing that?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	That old woman''s doing something to us, ca n''t you see?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	The Eh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	The Um?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	The call of the blood is too strong to be disobeyed, yes?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	The other puzzle is: why are vampires always so stupid?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	The single figure at the top yelled:''What ya lookin''a'', chymie?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	The vampires still do n''t affect your head?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Then I''d better go and leave it there, had n''t I?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Then it''s just a walk in the woods, eh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Then someone near the back said,''So why should we care what happens to monsters?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	There''s no one who can tell you what to do, is n''t that so?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	They all have- What''s that smell of garlic, Mum?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	They do n''t know what you''re thinking?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	They like a challenge, see?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	They''re just the people to spot the finer points of ornithology, are they?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	They''re relatives?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	They-''''Well, do n''t try to imitate them yet, all right?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Thilly walk?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	This is a male phoenix?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Thith lot only wear it in the evening, can you imagine that?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Tho the plathe lookth old?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Three lumps of sugar for Nanny Ogg, right?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	To me, please?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Treatin''you all right, is she?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Try and make sure he does n''t kill the cow, you understand?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Two steps after that Perdita said: Why would he ask anyone your name?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Vampires are very analretentive, you see?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Verence would n''t be so stupid as to send an invitation to vampires, would he?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Vlad, just kick him off the drawbridge, will you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	WHERE ELSE?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	WHICH PART OF THIS DON''T YOU UNDERSTAND?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Want some tea?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Was the god silent, or was there no one to speak?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Was the old woman reading his mind through the back of his head?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Was there something you''d left too, Magrat?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	We''ll just be your children for ever?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Well, I do n''t think she is, but is it me doing the thinking?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Well, I saw a cleaver back there-''''Shall we just go?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Well, it''s not, do you understand?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Well, that was likely, was n''t it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Well, they had been trying to get away, had n''t they?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Well?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Well?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Were they real historical characters?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What about it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What about your Aunt May over in Creel Springs?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What can I do for you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What can she be thinking?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What could vampires want to cook?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What could you trust?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What do we want with the kitchens?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What do you think?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What had she ever earned?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What has got into you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What have you done with her?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What is it she wants me to do?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What is the point of resisting?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What kind of truth excuses all that pain?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What other clever things did he say?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What part?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What sort of question is that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What the hell doth he know?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What up?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What use am I anyway?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What was I saying?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What was it you asked me?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What was the King thinking of?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What were you doing up there?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What words could you trust?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What''re all these poppyseeds doing poured down my bra?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What''s a little blood, for the good of the community?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What''s been done to them?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What''s good for vampires?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What''s got into her?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What''s he do there?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What''s he doing here?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What''s the name of that river there?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What''s this one?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What''s wrong with this woodcut?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What''s your god?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	What?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	When there''s three of you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Where does it say ought?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Where the hell are we?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Where was the holy writ?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Where was the truth?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Where would Nanny have gone?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Where?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Which light and which dark?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Which part of this do n''t you understand?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Who knew who really wrote anything?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Who knitted socks in a coffin?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Who the hell were those people?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Who took off my left stocking?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Who was it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Who''d come to her funeral when she died?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Who''th it hath to find them under the ithe?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Who''th it hath to pull their headth out of the pickle jarth?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Whose light?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Whose mind was this?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Why are you such a vampire expert, Oats?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Why be ashamed?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Why did you bring Soapy Sam back with you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Why do n''t we just leave?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Why do they do it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Why does n''t he do something about it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Why had n''t anyone told them this was important?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Why have a slot in the door to let in unsolicited winds?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Why lurk in dark castles?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Why wathte good organth?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Why''s that man trying to set fire to the wall?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Will ye no''have a huge dram and a burned bannock while yer waitin''?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Will you look at this waistcoat?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Witches?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	With a family?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Wman''s sicken, can y''no yard?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Would you like to come and meet my family?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Would you like to hold her?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Would you people from Escrow like to kill these two?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Ye think we''re flowers o''the forest fairies?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You are, are n''t you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You came up the back stairs?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t believe anything you''re saying, do you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You eat animal flesh and vegetables, but it hardly defines you, does it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You heard him say that, right?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You know a pole?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You mean a phoenix?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You needed a special technique for that, Nanny reasoned; for example, you could n''t say things like''Who died and made you King?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You noticed the magpies?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You say that you people do n''t burn folk and sacrifice people any more, but that''s what true faith would mean, y''see?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You see?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You think he''s a bad man?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You want a drink of water?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You want me to knock on the door?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You would n''t let them do this to me?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You''d like a vampire queen one day, would you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You''ll try some, my dear?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You''re a relative, I presume?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You''re always arguing?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	You''ve got two hearts?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Young Vlad''s definitely got his eye on you, ai n''t he?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	Your husband invited vampires into the country, did he?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	affect your mind?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	and do you know what I found him doing in the old dungeons last week?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	and?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	anyone seen him?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	are you a vampire?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	are you ready?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	believe?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	bridge?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	brown?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	can resist, ca n''t you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	centaurs?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	did you do?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	did you want to know, miss?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	has n''t the day been saved?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	he coloured up,, er... removing your garments and dancing around and summoning lewd and salacious creatures?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	he''ll be all right with them?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	he''s oor kingie noo?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	help me home, Nanny?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	how many are out there, Mrs Ogg?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	is it rather cold here?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	is that any way to talk?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	is that one Vlad?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	is this really a witch''s cottage?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	it''s not as simple as you''d think, see?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	just go away, will you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	killed someone?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	look at this, will you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	lower it into boiling water, do n''t you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	mebbe they''re hidin''behind the sofa, eh?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	miss, have you anything that might help my head?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	now what is it you eat?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	of duel?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	other phoenix, is n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	ours is...''Nanny thumped her chest, causing considerable ripples,''ours is the right black, right?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	pile up these last few weeks, but did they expect him to do everything?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	porphyria, lack of?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	pyramid selling?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	resting?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	rip off all your clothes and run naked in the rain?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	said Magrat,''Why are we going uphill?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	scrunched up, right?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	she must''ve got the invitation, must n''t she?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	she was n''t going to leave anything behind...''''Granny would n''t go, would she?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	sleep?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	so I said to his lordship What the hell is this?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	something magical in the child, have you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	sorry?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	suck her blood?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	sunlight- deadly?.
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	tea?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	they asked,''Is it going to rain before the harvest?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	they ca n''t turn themselves into some sort of mist, then?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	think it was all about?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	was it three for a girl?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	was the light the way in, or the way out?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	we might... you would n''t, would you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	we ought to tie her up?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	well, ca n''t you let her get on with it?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	well, something''s got to go, has n''t it?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	well, the baby was even called Esme, was n''t she?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	what compassion?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	what did you call them?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	what''s Granny going to say?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	white wine?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	who are they?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	who is this we''re supposed to be looking at?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	who shall we have for breakfast?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	why are you looking at me like that?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	why do they say right as ninepence"?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	you again?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	you bite five necks, and in two months''time you get a lake of blood of your very own?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	you do n''t like me very much, do you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	you do n''t mind, do you?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	you do n''t want to turn it into another Agnes Nitt, do you?
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	you gentlemen have been turned out by the vampires, have ye?''
Carpe Jugulum - Terry Pratchett	you''re taking our country?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Funnelweb?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Never trust a wizard over sixty- five?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''''Do n''t they ask what things do before they poke them?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''''Two?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''''Why did he have to go to prison?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''A battler to the end, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''A big brown colt leadin''''em?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''A dwarf?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''A group of Unseen University wizards are seriously considering putting to sea on an edible boat?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''A leather sack?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''A soft- boiled- egg tree?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''A whole continent being created out of nothing?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Again?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, the old"How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up?"
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, this is a kitchen, is it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, you want one of the gourmet meat pies, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ai know you are engaged on University business, but should there be all these cracks?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''All right, but why not go and get the thing yerself?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''All that smiting talk does n''t really work, does it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Always the same, right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Am I dead this time?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Am I right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Am I smiling?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Among wizards?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''An''you''re gon na come here and make a lot of cracks about us all drinkin''beer and fightin''and talkin''funny, right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And I''ll meet comrades whose strengths and skills will be a great help to me?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And a sail with what looks very much like rigging?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And all this, er, this sex is done by unskilled labour?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And can you guess where we ended up?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And did you notice something about the driftwood, Archchancellor?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And did you see that sign on his desk?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And go for many miles over parched and trackless terrain?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And have we got any of those pies, you know, the ones with the egg inside them?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And how will I know I''ve done it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And is there cake or not?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And it does n''t hurt?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And it''s no good one of them on the way down thinking,"Hey, maybe I should waggle my claws a bit,"is it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And maybe you can show me how?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And ninety- three words for being sick?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And no one''s ever studied them?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And now you''re going to tell me what the hell you''re talking about?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And on the inside?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And some people might pick holes in the suggestion that you could, philosophically speaking, sell lengths of the rope before the hanging?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And that wrinkling?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And the flaming cows?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And the other one, the one that is not the, uh, female?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And then got up the beach and all the way to this battle?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And then it drops out of the sky?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And they eat prey up to —?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And those dark things?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And water is n''t?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And we''d all get on it, would we?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And what about the bodies?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And what are those flowers on the top?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And what exactly will your role be, Arch- chancellor?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And what have you been up to while we''ve been doing all this hard work, pray?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And what kind of meat?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And what sort of thing do they do?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And what will you do, Archchancellor?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And what''m I supposed to do?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And what''s that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And what''s the tradition?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And when I get to where I''m going, what am I supposed to do?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And where is he?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And where is that, exactly?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And you can show me where this is, can you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And you meet all kinds of people?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And, er, you, Mrs Whitlow?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''And?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Any chance of a magic sword?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Any good?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Any idea where we are yet, Mister Stibbons?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Any ideas, anyone?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Any volunteers to look inside the Librarian?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone called in a doctor?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone feel anything odd?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone got any more ideas?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone guess what it is yet?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone know what he died of?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone remember Archchancellor Bewdley''s boots?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Anything else?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Anything resembling potatoes in there, chaps?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Anyway, two gods of evolution would n''t be a bad thing, would they?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Apes?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Archchancellor?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t there any rivers here?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t you ashamed?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are they throwing stuff on to the roof?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are we all here?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are we going to die?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are we moving?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are we talking teeth and stings and fangs?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, Senior Wrangler?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, mister?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are you coming the raw prawn?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are you coming the raw prawn?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are you gods too?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are you going to do some magic?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are you mad?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are you standing behind Stibbons there, or are you sitting on this rock over here?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are you suggesting that my pies ai n''t right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure about the wheels?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure there are n''t any dangerous creatures on this island?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Are you thinking about it working on salt?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Arethey sharks, do you think?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''At four in the morning?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''At least I expect this is a home from home for you, eh, sir?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Aw, strain the flaming cows, you do n''t believe all that stuff, do you?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Awk?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Awk?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Baah?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ballads?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Bare naked lady?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Be what?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Beaut, are n''t they?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Because we are not, and I want to make this very clear, we are not doing this in order to enjoy ourselves, is that understood?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Because — Well, how did you get here?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Beetles?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Before or after the customers have bitten into them?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Begone from this place lest I visit you with cake?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Big place, Bugarup?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Bit of a mess in here, is n''t there?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Bracing air up here, is n''t it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Bugarup?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''But I expect we ought to be ready to protect him, eh, Archchancellor?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''But how?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''But in any case —''''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''But is lying on your side in a mud hole with your wheels spinning a very important niche?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''But it''s not exactly commemorative, is it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''But surely the purpose of — I mean, would n''t it be nice if you ended up with some creature that started to think about the universe —?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''But what about all the fishing nets and coconuts?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''But what?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''But would you mind telling me what you was doing just before you stole the sheep?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''But would you say that it looks as if it is actually girting?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''But you think women would really decide to spend their life with a man just because he can swing a big mallet?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''By"Hell"do you mean some hot red place?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t be hollow, can it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t see things that do n''t move?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you sell it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Can I have a go?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Can I have a trial run?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Can he do miracles, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Can someone go and get me one of his floating meat pies with extra tomato sauce?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Can that happen?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Can we at least send out for some breakfast?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Can we look inside?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Can you hear that thunder?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Can you hop that past me again?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Can you pass me that box of antennae?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Can you sprinkle coconut on top of it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Can you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Chair?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Chocolate?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Clancy, after we get back to the station, go on into town and call in at the Pastoral Hotel and bring back as many corks as they''ve got, willya?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Clancy?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Coconut flakes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Could I help with that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Could n''t you have had a bath, or a dip or something?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Could someone separate my ankles, please?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Could we build some?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Could you get treatment for premature incineration?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Could you throw down a creeper?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''D''yew think we can buy a cart in this place NoThingfjord?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Dean, form a working party to consider our survival in unknown, shark- infested waters, will you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Dean, will you please take something for that cough?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Dean?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Did Mrs Whitlow like her stateroom?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Did anyone ever meet Mr Whitlow?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Did he have any last words?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Did he?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Did it work?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t he go off to fetch some bananas?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t seem very bothered, did he?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Did you find it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Did you hear something?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Did you see a kangaroo walk into this wall?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Did you see that nut in the Museum of Quite Unusual Things?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Did you tell Charley that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Didja see who threw that?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Do I?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t I get a trial?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t they say that a big bank of cloud means there''s land ahead?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you understand plain language?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Do they go off bang or something?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Do you get about much?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Do you give them any instructions before you let them out?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know anything about boats, Dean?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know some of the things that have been inside it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know them?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know, I''ve never actually seen one of these?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Do you mind if I make notes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Do you mind not humming that tune?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Do you mind?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think she might be?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think that is EcksEcksEcksEcks, by any chance?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Do you want the gourmet pies or the ordinary?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Does it have a figurehead?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Does it say who it''s by?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Does it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Does it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Does that book say if monkeys have pulses?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Does that matter?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Does this Creator have a name?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Drop- bears?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Dry?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Dwarf bread?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Eeek?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Eek?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Eek?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Er, can I have a chair and a towel and two mirrors and a comb?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Er, excuse me,''Rincewind began, as the man set off in pursuit,''but is this the right road to Bugar —?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, can we tread on ants or not?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, sir, but exactly what kind of god are you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me,''he said,''but do you need an assistant?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me,''said Mrs Whitlow, in as sharp a tone as she cared to use around the wizards,''but will someone introduce this gentleman to me?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Facing terrible dangers?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Faculty meeting, gentlemen?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Feels like it, does n''t it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''First,''said Rincewind,''what fruit have we got?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''For free?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Found anything to eat?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Found anything?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''From the top?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Getting creatures to make themselves, eh?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Give us a hand to get it on the wagon, willya?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Give us a hand up, will you, Archchancellor?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Give us a kiss, mister?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Good thing we found out in time, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Good, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Good, is n''t it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Good, now I — Is that my underwear?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Good?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Gooseberry?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Got any requests for your last breakfast?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Got any string?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Got no use for it now, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Got to do it properly, have n''t I?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Has Charley drunk all the beer, do you think?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Has anyone ever had a Famous Last Run?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Has anyone got any tobacco?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Has it occurred to anyone else that those pods are remarkably rectangular?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Has it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Has this place got cellars?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Have You Looked In All Your Pockets?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Have n''t you ever seen rain?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Have n''t you noticed that by running away you end up in more trouble?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever huffed on a cold mirror?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever noticed how time goes slower in big spaces?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever seen any of this evolution happening?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Have you gone totally Bursar?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Have you got some more of that beer?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Have you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''He bit him?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''He ca n''t do that, can he?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''He''s got books and books about croquet in his room, did you know that?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''He''s having rather a long bath, is n''t he?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''He''s not Rincewind, is he?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''He''s still alive, is n''t he?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''He''s supposed to sort out the details, is n''t he?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Here?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Hey, are n''t you one of the foreign wizards?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Hey, what''s going on?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Higher?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Him?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How about a nice meat pie upside down in a big bowl of mushy green peas covered with tomato sauce?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How are you at slime?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How can you reliably tell the difference?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How come we''ve never heard of it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How come you''re speaking my language, mystery voice?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How did he do that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How did you get down here?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How did you know that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How did you know that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How do I know?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How do mountains get on the ground?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How do they go about that?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know I''m a wizard?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How does the process work, exactly?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How does your species go about it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How fast are those walls closing in, would you say?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How fast was I supposed to go?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How fast was that?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How hard can it be to build a boat?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How high is this?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How long have these paintings been here?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How mad is that, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How many Ecksian ships have you ever seen in Ankh- Morpork?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How many arrows is that going to stop, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How many of them have put"too- ra- la, too- ra- la addity"in the chorus?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How much beer did I have last night, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How much beer did he drink?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How much magic does it take to create a continent?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How old am I, mister?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How old do you feel?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How was I paying for my beer, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How would you like a brief trip around the lagoon?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How''d it get made?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How''s he doing?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How''s the Librarian doing, Mister Stibbons?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I beg your pardon?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I beg your pardon?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I beg your pardon?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I dare n''t look,''he said, and added,''What are they doing?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I have, have n''t I?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I lost all the money Mad gave me?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, I die anyway, do n''t I?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, I''d know, would n''t I?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, chocolate coconuts, yes, and even filter- tipped cigarettes, but a boat with a figurehead?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, how do we know if it''s old age or not?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I meant, what is it that you''re the god of?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I reckon if we went and saw Idle Ahmed and got him to open up his shop we might get some —''''Strawberries?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I said, what about this cake you''re supposed to have?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I say, this beer''s good, is n''t it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I should kick you in the ribs again, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I should n''t be surprised, should I?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose he would n''t have done anything stupid, would he?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose someone could have sailed here, could n''t they?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose there is n''t a butter plant anywhere, is there?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose this is n''t Slakki, by any chance?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose you''re not intending to shoot your own grandfather, by any chance?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I told you time and space were all stirred up, did n''t I?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder if it''s the same Gert?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder why?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll go down first, shall I?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll leave you to work it out, shall I?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll look for the pubs with the mauve umbrellas outside, shall I?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I''m feeling a lot better, all right?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I''m not complaining, of course, but are n''t these sultry maids generally black- haired?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I''m not going to get any of that, though, am I?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I''ve already saved the country, have I?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I''ve changed things that already happened long ago?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''I''ve got nothing?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''If it was the poop deck, how would we know?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''If we had n''t had that sack of dwarf bread we''d —''''— never have been able to club the sharks to death?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''In the meantime, why do n''t you take a seat and enjoy the rather wonderful sheets, I mean sunshine?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Incidentally, did any of you notice that rather clever inadvertent joke just then?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Indeed, Dean?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Indigenous?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is he supposed to stand up on those things?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is he?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is his nose supposed to be cold, or what?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is it a monster?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is it going to be dangerous, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is it just me,''the Dean asked,''or are we marooned thousands of miles and thousands of years from home?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is it true that your life passes before your eyes before you die?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t that interesting?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t that"snagged as a wombat''s tonker"?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is that a yo- yo?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is that entirely wise, sir?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is that good?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is that you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is there a problem?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is there any chance that you''re going to fall asleep in a chair opposite this cell with your keys fully exposed on a table in front of you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is there anything to eat here?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is there anything to eat?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is there some difficulty?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is there some sort of problem, sirs?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is this going to happen again?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is this the poop deck?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Is this the same kind of water that floats through the sky and gouges out big caves in rocks?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''It ca n''t be Mrs Whitlow, can it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''It is, is n''t it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''It may not have happened already yet, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''It never does that here?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''It sounds very exciting, do n''t you think?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''It was tomato sauce, all right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''It would?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''It''s a bit of a bottomer, is n''t it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''It''s a bit slow, innit?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''It''s all one to you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''It''s for the ballad, see?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''It''s not as though I''ve got time to waste, okay?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''It''s one big place?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Just like that, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Just take me to this university of yours, will you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Just the tonic for the poor old chap, an hour or two under that sun?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Just"Mad"?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Kangaroo, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Kangaroo?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Lemmings, sir?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Let us say I''m inching my way to the possibility that they might be, shall we?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s try that again, shall we?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s try to get back to sleep, shall we?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Like a raft, you mean?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Listen, Clancy —''''He''d go fishing or something, would n''t he?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Listen, you giant jumping rat, I''ve made it to the docks, okay?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Listen,''he said,''if we do n''t sink our differences they''ll sink us, understand?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Listen,''said the god,''I happen to be the god in these parts, do you understand?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Little drops of water flying through the air, right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Look at the way they''re lying down, willya?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Look, lad, take that thing outside, will you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Look, this place was n''t finished, right?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Lucky for them if they could, though, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Made a lot of them, has he?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''May I?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Maybe Mrs Whitlow could make him some hot nourishing soup?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Maybe with some coconut on the top?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Mess?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Mwaa?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Never seen one before?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''New brewery?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''New?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''No need to look like that,''s better than having to stand around in the cold all morning, is n''t it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''No one brought any suitable spells?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''No quality control of any description?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''No worries, eh?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''No worries?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''No worries?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''No worries?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''No, I''d like to leave it here —''''How about you putting my mate down?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''No, because —''''— I have n''t already done it yet?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''No, no, no, that''s when you chuck a twister, is n''t it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''No, no, that ca n''t be right, surely?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Noelene being —?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Now she''s laughing, is n''t she?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Now, Rincewind, how about a nice one of Fair Go''s pie floaters, eh?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Now, if you can sort of nudge us all together, then perhaps you could push us towards the shore?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Now, shall we go and look at this boat?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Now, you going to leave him alone, Wally?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Of where, precisely?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh dear, what can you think of me?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh dear, where can I put my face?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh dear, you do n''t think they''re the purpose of the whole business, do you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, and how do you know that, Dean?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, did he?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, is it any good?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, is that it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, like Bonza Charlie''s Beaut Sieve?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, look, someone please do something for the Senior Wrangler, will you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, really?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, really?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, so they do n''t drop out of the sky?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, that''s a bookmark, is it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, that''s a street, is it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, the Dean''s not a bad bloke when you get to know him — What''s up?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, this is a carnival, right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, you looking for a fight too, stubby?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''On the other hand, would you prefer it if everyone remembered the alternative?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''On the outside?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''One footprint?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''One of everything, remember?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''One of us must know his name, surely?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''One what?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ooh, is n''t that sweet?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ook ook?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ook?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ook?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ook?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ook?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Or a different species, perhaps?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Otherwise they''d be taking your job, right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Out of the sky?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Pass the bread- and- butter- pudding fruit, will you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Pass the custard squash, will you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps if I made the tyres bigger?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps the hole will open again?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Permission to come aboard, sir?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Pineapples?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ponder, would you mind just throwing the Senior Wrangler in the sea for a moment?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Possibly the lack of mental balance means there''s nothing to impede physical stability?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Pretty colours, ai n''t they?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ready to give it a real go, Rinso?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really Pants?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really, Stibbons?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Remember old"Dicky"Bird?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Remember poor old Wally Sluwer?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Remember that last one we called up?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Remember what we''d say in those days?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Rinso?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Sand?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Say again?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Say again?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Say again?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''See that little vine just by the Senior Wrangler there?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''See?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''See?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''See?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''See?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''See?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Senior Wrangler?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Sex?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Sh''tupl Wh''spr''boyden?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''She walks differently without her shoes on, does n''t she?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Should Ai kneel?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Should I get up, do you think?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Should we swim for the shore?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Shut up, will you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Skinny fella?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''So I expect no one will miss a little bit, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''So I''ll probably get killed if I lose, right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''So exactly how does it work, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''So how can we get some more?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''So how do you explain fossils, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''So just shut up, will you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''So we should have worn bigger boots?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''So what''s going to happen to me?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''So what?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''So why have n''t we seen him?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''So, since your night''s ruined, why not just show me where the docks are?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''So, you want me to make a pudding?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''So?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''So?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''So?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''So?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Some sort of rat?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Someone just wanders along when a world''s all finished and slings down an extra continent?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Someone mentioned something about food?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Something odd, see?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Something that takes a really really long time to prepare?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Something wrong?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Souvenir piece of the rope they''re gon na hang him with?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Start all over again?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Start whipping that cream right now, y''hear?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Stibbons, are you sure you want to stay?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Still, no worries, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Stop you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Strike you as odd, does it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Studied what?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Such a change to meet a real gentleman, is n''t it, girls?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Such as what?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Sure?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Surely there''s some sort of a cure?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Survival of the fastest, eh?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Talking?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''That one gets used a lot?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''That some kind of foreign stuff?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''That the Dean, Stibbons?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''That works, does it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''That''s all?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''That''s good, is it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''That''s the tradition, is it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''The leguminous vegetable?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''The vicious and merciless killers of the sea that do n''t even stop to chew?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''The wet what?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''The what?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''The what?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Then why do they ask?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''There''s a key?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''These are carnival floats, are n''t they?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''They do?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''They float, do n''t they?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''They poke things and then say,"What does this do?"
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''They''re boiling?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''They''ve got some sort of cabin or station, have they?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Thif worrying you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Thin fellow, was he?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Think what?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''This is a university, is n''t it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''This is another one of those late- night, after- the- pub foods, right?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''This is good, is it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''This is —?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Tigers, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Trunkie, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Try and keep it up for longer this time, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Try to keep up, will you, Bursar?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Twenty feet high?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Us?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Volunteered, has he?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Volunteering for a bit of bookshelf tidying yourself, are you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Volunteers?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Want the camel?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Want to go back down again?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Want to stay on here?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Was that me who just said that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Was there any of that rum left, by the way?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Was there room with all the camels?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Water sprinkling out of the sky, eh?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''We do n''t want them knocking over trees and buildings, do we?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''We tried making one of these – what were they called?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''We''ll say no more about it, shall we?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''We''re in for a bit of a blow?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''We''re inside the Luggage?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''We''re mates, ai n''t we?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''We, er —''''It''s a little prank, is it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''We- ell, I''ll say it will, shall I?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''We- ell, it would n''t look good in the ballad, would it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Well then, is she due in —?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Well, I''m generally in agreement, but what would you suggest instead?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Well, have you got something like Maxwell''s Impressive Separator?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Well, he has n''t, really, has he?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Well, how do you think it got on the ground in the first place?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Well, how do you think the water gets into them?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Well, it''s not like, you know, building on over the stables, is it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Well, it''s obvious, is n''t it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Well, let''s just talk about that, shall we?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Well, some supper, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Well, what are we put here for?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Well, yes, but they''re a bit limited, are n''t they?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Were you boiling your billy, by any chance?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Wh''sa pri''boyden?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Wha''d''yew want a trial for, mister?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What about Mrs Whitlow?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What about food?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What about it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What about that one you used yesterday,"as busy as a one- armed carpenter in Smackaroo"?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What about the Senior Wrangler?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What about the higher lifeforms?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What about the sharks?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What about this weather, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What about you, Runes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What about, well, what about the elephant, for a start?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What about?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What all?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What are the gentlemen doing?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What are they, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What are we supposed to do about that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing, Senior Wrangler?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What are you talking about?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What can I say?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What can we do for him?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What d''you think?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What did he want to go there for?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What did you do?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What do I look like?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What do people usually call you, mate?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What do we want their weapons for?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What do you call it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, gone?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What does it look like?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What does that mean?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What exactly is it you wish to know?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What for?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What for?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What happened to the kangaroo?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What happened to the well known Ecksian reputation for good- hearted friendliness, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What happens if we fall in the water?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What in?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What is it, Mrs Whitlow?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What kangaroo waf that, mate?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What kangaroo?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of escape is that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of question is that to ask me?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of thing is that to say?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What makes you say this, boy?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What makes you think that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What now?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What of?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What shall we tell Mrs Whitlow?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell is that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell would I want to do that for?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell''s that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell''s that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell''s that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What was that all about?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What were you doing with it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What would you do with a magic sword?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What would you have done, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What you need is a creature that is resourceful and adaptable, am I right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What – old Fair Go?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''d we want water in the rivers for?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you going to do now?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you gon na do, wait till it''s finished?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you talking about, mister?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s causing that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s in this stuff?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s it you know?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s old age for an orang- utan?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s one of them?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s she wearing, Stibbons?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s so special about hay?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that do?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that got to do with the price of feet?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that you''re drawing, Dean?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that you''re riding, an ironing board?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that, old chap?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the cure?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this say?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s up with you fellows?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s up with you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s up?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What''s wrong with it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What, in a couple of seconds?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What, just like that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What, like shuffling cards?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What, not one?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What, one scratch for"yes", one for"no"?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What, sir?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What, the one of the kangaroo?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''What?You sure?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''When old"Windows"McPlunder what?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''When you''re heading in the right direction?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Where did he find them?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Where did you drift in from, curly?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Where did you last see them?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Where do you live?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Where to?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Where to?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Where was I?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Where would you like me to start?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Where''d you blow in from?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s the Librarian?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Which is it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Which of you fellows did that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Which of you is going to test it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Which one''s that, mate?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Which ones go rabbit, rabbit, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Which way''s Bugarup?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Who are —?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Who cares?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Who says education is a bad thing, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Who''ll tread on the ant?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s a pretty boy, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s the archivist?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s to say we did n''t?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Who, me?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Who?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Whose legsare dese?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why am I so small?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you running away without even listening to what I have to say?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why ca n''t you tell me her name?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why do they call him Crocodile?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why does everyone ask me?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why exactly have I got this?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why is n''t there anyone else here?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why me?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why not, Stibbons?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why should I be frightened of you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why should I?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why''re they going so fast?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s there all corks round it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s this sheep in my cell?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Will you look at that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''With red hair?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Worked that one out, have you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Would it be an accident like a particular page being torn out leaving only a lingering bananary aroma?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Would you be interested in hearing what else is odd about this place?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like to blow your nose?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Wzt?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Y''know that sticky brown stuff you made?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ye gawds, what''s that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Ye gods, what''s that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, but what''s it called?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yep?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Archchancellor?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Archchancellor?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Archchancellor?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, boss?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but how does it know that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, mate?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, mate?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, what is it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, why not?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yew all know I''ve had it for bloody ages, right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yew do n''t want the money?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Yew know when you was caught?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You a wizard, mister?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You all right, Senior Wrangler?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You all right, boss?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You all right, mate?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You and this rain stuff – you''ve got to be connected, yes?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You are an atheist god?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You are in a bad way, are n''t you?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You call that a knife?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You can tell, ca n''t you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You can?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You could n''t perhaps just hang me by the neck until I''m sorry?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You did n''t shave this morning?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You did this to people because they stole your hat?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t think just, you know, moving the legs about would be simpler?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You from the agency, mate?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You going to stand here and fish again?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You got a first name?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You just ca n''t wait, can you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You kiddin''me?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You know like with a jigsaw puzzle?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You know those days you get when you just snap at everyone?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You know what a wizard is?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You know what we do to people who go back on a bet round here?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You know, I''ve often wondered about that one —''''What''s she describing now?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You know?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You mean I''m getting this for being a good sport?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You mean as simple as finding a way to move through time and space?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You mean he was n''t in a famous last- stand shoot- out with the Watch?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You mean the game with cards?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You mean the one that says,"The Buck Starts Here"?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You mean we could wedge him in the branches?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You mean we just have to wait for it to walk into a tree?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You mean we missed dinner?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You mean you''ve got me cornered and you are n''t going to arrest me?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You noticed something odd about this alley?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You okay, mifter?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You pullin''my leg?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You really are wizards, are n''t you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You said,"What was that?"''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You saw how quickly it changed, did n''t you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You see, Stibbons —''''Are you sure?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You see?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You seen a mob of horses go by, mate?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You sure?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You takin''the piss?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You think I should?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You think I''d make a better Archchancellor, do n''t you, Bursar?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You think so?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You think that taking him out there would be just the thing for the Librarian, do you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You think that''s a beak?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You think they''re too small?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You think?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You want I should pour a bucket of water on yez?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You want me to start shooting at people?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You want some grub?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You what?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You would n''t like to stay?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You''d prefer it the other way around?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You''re a wizard, are you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You''re here to show us how it''s done, eh, mate?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You''re letting me out?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not thirsty?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You''re really the god in these parts?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You''re taking this seriously, are you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You''re thinking: what kind of bird stops flyin''around for a quick smoke?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You''re trying to tell me you''ve got a tower that''s taller at the top than it is at the bottom?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve got a better suggestion, I suppose?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve got a bow, right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve got something against dwarfs?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve seen it before, did n''t you realize?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''Youse wanta nother beer?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''ere, mistah?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	''— so I said —''''I suppose you''d get coconuts here?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	.?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	.?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	.?''
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The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	.?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	.?''
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The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	.?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	.?''
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The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	.?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	.?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	.?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	A dusky one?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	A peeping torn, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	A place where beer goes flat within five seconds?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	A shark''s got your leg?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	A sudden rush of nostalgia for the old alma mater, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	ARE YOU?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	After all, everyone talked about the weather, did n''t they?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	After all, what would it eat?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	After forty years?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	All arvo, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	All right?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Am I getting this right?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Am I on the right road for —?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And back in the really old days, had n''t soldiers been paid in salt?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And exactly how do you work that out?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And get a grip onyourself, will you, Dean?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And he swore as he hacked and hacked at a can of beer, saying,''What kind of idiots put beer in tins?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And her name?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And how many have ever changed into birds on the way down, eh?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And is there a point to this?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And it is rather bullying people, is n''t it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And look at yourself, willya?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And occult symbols made out of sequins?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And putting pockets on everything?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And that logpile is a pub?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And that''s where you''re going?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And we''ve got some cream?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And what kind of meat is in it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And what''re we doing to get the grub?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And when did you meet him?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And where, when you get right down to it, are the lapels?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	And you know the really annoying thing?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Another shovelful of earth arced on to the heap, and the voice said, rather more quietly: 1 wonder if you can eat flies?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Any idea how we can find the right ants?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Anyone got a torch?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Anyone?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, no one''d employ a one- armed carpenter, would they?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Archchancellor?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Are there any big laundry baskets around, which will happily get tipped down a chute to the outside world?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Are they?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Are we all still here?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right, Senior Wrangler?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Are you bipedal by habit?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Are you on the stage at all?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Arnold, is n''t it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	At a time like this, why lie?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Basically it was just fruit and cream and custard, was n''t it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Big lady, bulky dress, possibly wears a hood which can be pulled down to cover a lot of her face?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Big white bags of water?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Bill, it''s obvious, is n''t it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Bloody useless wizard?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Boring?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Bridge?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Bunch of wowsers, right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Busiest port in the world, ai n''t it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	But where are the trees and bushes and grasses?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	But would he listen?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	But you must''ve been there yourself?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	By any chance?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you give me any hints?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Can I have another beer?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Can I interest you in anything, mate?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Can he do that?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Can you believe that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Can you get us out of here, Trunkie?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Can you give me a hand out?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Can you tell me what happens when I do this?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Cat?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Comes in pods?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Comfortable, is he?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Coming a raw prawn?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Dean, will you shut up?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Dean?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Dean?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Dean?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Did any of you do any magic just then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Did anyone hit me?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Did you know what a nasty rash you can get from being rolled across coral?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Didja?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t ask me why — What was that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t they call you anything else, though?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you have some rainmaking spells or something?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Do the females accompany you?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Do they use special tools?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Do you all understand me?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Do you brachi- ate?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Do you mean someone else is doing it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Do you wish to make your own beds in future?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Does it look as though it''s girting to you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	EcksEcksEcksEcks, do you think?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Eh?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Eh?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Enjoy it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Er, do you think your ghost will be heard if people pass by the billybong, or not?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Er, what are you doing there?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Ever tried spaghetti and custard?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Everyone knows that, do n''t they?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Everyone likes dressing up, do n''t they?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Everyone likes some comfy cushions when they''re feeling a little under the weather, do n''t they?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Exactly?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Excitement?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Finally one of them said, in a stunned voice, That''s sheep- shearing where yew come from, is it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	For a wiry little devil like that?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	For the beach?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Good for wounds, was n''t it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Got that box on legs thingy?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Hard to believe, is n''t it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Has it got a harbour?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Has it got holes cut out in unusual places?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever heard of such a thing?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Have you had your lid pierced?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Have you looked at the horizon?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Have you noticed?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	He glanced up at the listening shelves. POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	He looked at the Dean, hesitated, and then said,''Dean?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	He looked back up at Rincewind and said,''Can you fire a crossbow?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	He was called Ronald Pants, so of course when anyone heard that they said —''''Oh, is that all?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	He''d done everything he was supposed to do, had n''t he?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	He''ll be outside selling stuff to the crowd, right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	He''s not supposed to stand up, is he?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Hmm?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How about some authentic native art?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How are they normally made, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How bad could it be?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How can you have any kind of costume without at least forty useful pockets?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How could you ever make any progress against minds like that?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How d''you think you''ve survived so far?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How did the camels get here?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How do Ecksians know when they''ve got there?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How do skinless sausages hold together, Mister Stibbons?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How do we sail this vegetable, Dean?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How do you feel?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How does it work with, say, trees?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How hard could it be?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How high, precisely?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How is any- one supposed to get anything done?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How long has it been a rule?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How many of you are there?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How many types of carnivorous plants are there, Mister Stibbons?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How many ways are there out of here?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How much worse could it be?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How often do newcomers confuse the two?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How shiny is it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How should I know something like that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How''s it get up into the sky, then?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	How?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I BEG YOUR PARDON, ALBERT?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I BEG YOUR PARDON?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I assume that means you are less wise?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I at least cleaned all the beans off —''''Well, we''re not actually alone, are we?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I bet it only took a second or two for this place to be here for thousands of years, see?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I could''ve been flamed by dragons, right?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I know this may seem a somewhat esoteric question, but what''s in the meat pies?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I know this may seem like a foolish question,''said Rincewind, trying to dislodge a gooseberry pip from a tooth cavity,''but why me?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I mean, even compared to the buildings around here?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I mean, how would it work?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I mean, if the bush just hopes that butts are going to be dropped around the place, who does it think is going to smoke them?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I mean, there''re no plants or animals, are there?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I mean, they were bound to have done something, were n''t they?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I might tread on an ant and this''d affect history and I would n''t be born?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I suppose you are the Luggage, are n''t you, and not some kangaroo in disguise?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I suppose you do know where he is, do you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I told her that''s not the way you''re supposed to eat them, but would she listen?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I told him, trying for the surf championship is fine, and ballgowns are fine, but both together?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I went through all that for a load of hay?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	I''m going to know how to find food in the bush, right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	If I can just lie low until we''re a few streets away, that''s all I ask —''''You know what this is, do n''t you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	If I know a pond is round then why should I draw it oval?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	If I was a vegetable, I''d want to make myself useful in a hurry, yes?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	If other creators go around leaving ruddy great empty oceans, someone''s bound to fill''em up, right?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	If some god somewhere had said,''Let there be light,''they''d be the ones to say things like''Why?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	If you have to ask"What kind of meat is in it?"
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	If you''ll excuse us a moment, Mrs Whitlow?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Impressed, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	In yourself?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Is my dinner likely to be brought in by a young lady carrying, and this is important, carrying a tray covered with a cloth?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t it perfect?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that a woman?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Is that a stud?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Is the heat getting to you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Is there any breakfast?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Is there anywhere Ai could have a bath, do you think?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Is there something wrong, Stibbons?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Is this a signal of some sort?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Is this some sort of signal?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Is your colleague ill?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	It has to drop out of the sky in order to get underground in the first place, does n''t it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	It looked, in fact, like —''Pea soup?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	It would be terrible to think that some impatient deity might part the clouds and say,''Damn, are you lot still here?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	It''s Always The Same, Is n''t It?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	It''s a magical illness, so we ought to be able to cook up a magical cure, ought n''t we?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	It''s all gone, has it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	It''s no good coming home and just saying you were shipwrecked for two years and ate winkles, is it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	It''s not a patch on the kind of danger you used to get when we were lads, eh, Senior Wrangler, what what?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	It''s one to remember?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	It''s only a name, is n''t it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	It''s personal remarks now, is it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Killed''em all, didja?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Like, where the docks are?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Makes yew despair of human nature, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Meat pie in pea soup and tomato sauce?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	My parents would have said something like,"Do n''t worry about Uncle Charlie, he''s supposed to smell like that,"would n''t they?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Named after an opera singer?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	No sign of the chap himself?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	No swank, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	No?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Not quite suitable for the veldt?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Nothing was exactly what it turned out to be, even the sparrows talked, or at least tried to say,''Who''s a pretty boy, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Now, you''ll have to concentrate about this bit, right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Oh, yes, got to be pretty old, tens of thousands of years, except —''''Except what?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Oh?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Oh?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Oh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Only me and Trunkie here''– he gave the Luggage a kick –''were heading off, were n''t we, Trunkie?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	PARDON?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Pardon?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Part of him wanted to say,''Hah, you call this a temporal disturbance?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Patriarchality?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps we could set up a student exchange, that sort of thing?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps we should just sit and wait?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you''d better let me go, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Ponder heard himself say,''Remember old"Cruddy"Trusset?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Ponder?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Presumably extra orifices are required?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Ready?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Really?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Remember when that little soprano left to marry that drover?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Remember?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Ridcully looked blank for a moment, and then said quietly:''Faculty meeting, gentlemen?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Ridcully took it, sniffed it, held it up to his ear and shook it, and then said quietly:''Show me where you found it, will you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Ridcully?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Right?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Scruffy beard?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	See?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	See?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	See?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	So he would n''t be busy, would he?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	So how long have you been mad?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	So run along and get some bananas, will you?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	So what?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	So why did n''t you go?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	So, I expect you do n''t need us any more, eh?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Some of the things that got created in the old days, well, a cigarette bush is very small beer by comparison, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Some sort of cooling arrangement, perhaps?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Split down the middle?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Stibbons said it was"a sarong"and I —''''What''s that she''s carrying?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Suppose I am just about to die and this is my whole life passing in front of my eyes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Supposing someone was in a country who should n''t be there?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF THIS PLACE?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	THROAT A BIT PARCHED?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Tell you what, why not turn me into somethin''bad?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	That Rincewind fellow''s bound to be along in a few millennia?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	That dress has seen better days, has n''t it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	That sort of thing?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	That sort of thing?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	That was someone''s name?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	That''d be right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	That''s a very definite sort of word, is n''t it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	That''s just some old story, is n''t it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	That''s not a problem, is it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	That''s not supposed to happen, is it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	That''s rather a lot of trouble to go to just for dung, is n''t it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	That''s what you let it do where you come from, is it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	That''s what you''ve got to beat, see?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	That''s where you say what''s in them?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	The Death of Rats struggled madly. SQUEAK?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	The ability to ask questions like''Where am I and who is the"I"that is asking?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	The beard gets longer as more wisdom is acquired?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	The beer''s warmer?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	The last piece is the right shape but you have to turn it round to fit?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	The length of the hair improves the operation of the cognitive functions?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	The little blighters keep chargin''over cliffs, right?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	The more geography you''ve got, the less hist''ry, ever notice that?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	The native in this case, perhaps, being you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	The old temporal gland ca n''t allow you to remember being fourteen when you''re not even thirteen yet, you follow me?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	The rope?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	The sharks?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	The sun will burn out, the seas will dry up, but this chap will be there, you mark my — Hello?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	The things some of the sailors say they see in the sky?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	The whole universe in one small sack?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Then he called up:''Do any of you know someone called Dibbler?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Then he said,''It''s the rope, right?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Then why are you here?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	There likely to be a book like that in there, Stibbons?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	There was only one cigarette tree, was n''t there?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	There''ll be a small prize for the winner, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	There''s always some joker — oh really?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	There''s even a black leather bookmark, see?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	There''s no point in turning into a bird a bit at a time, is there?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	They heard the god shout,''It what?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	They say things like,"You call that dangerous?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	They were vegetarian, were n''t they?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	They''d asked questions like: How many studs has it got?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	They''re like sheep, okay?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	They''re soft, see?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Think it''ll work, boss?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	This may not seem a good time to ask,''said Rincewind,''but are you a kangaroo, by any chance?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Thousands of years in the past?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Time happens to space and space happens to time —''''You know, I think there could be plum in it, too?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	To which the reply is: well?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Twenty thousand years?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Um, can I help you?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Understood?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	WOULD YOU LIKE A PRAWN?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Want a jam sandwich?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Was it just possible that someone had invented a regional speciality you could eat?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Was n''t it a basic principle never to let your employer know what it is you actually do all day?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Was n''t it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Was n''t that just typical?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Was n''t that where the word salary came from?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Was there something else he had n''t done?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Water falling out of the sky?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Water makes great big holes in rock?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	We might find out why mankind is here, although that is more complicated and begs the question''Where else should we be?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	We must have dragged loads of stuff for the fire, and it''s all natural timber, do you notice that?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	We''ll give you a count to ten, all right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Well, Dean, help us with the others, will you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Well, call me Mister Silly, but it might just prove that I was n''t trying to steal the damn sheep, might n''t it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Well, he could look on the bright side, could n''t he?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Well, it did float, did n''t it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Well, what''s your point?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Were you having a rest?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What about it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What about protection of the magical ecology?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What about the little man, eh?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What are you gurgling about, man?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What are you staring at my hair for?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What d''you want all that for?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What did he know about rocks and caves in these parts?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What did he say?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What did you think it was all for?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What direction am I supposed to go?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What do they know about a day''s work?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What do you advise?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What do you call this?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What do you do if they spit in your eye, blow up the country?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What do you do instead?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What do you suggest?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What do you think, Charley?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What do you think, Dean?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What good''s that going to do?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What is its part in all this?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What kind of bare naked lady?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What sort of people would we be if we did n''t go into the Library?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What sort of quest is that?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What sort of question is that?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What was it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What was the man talking about?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What were you thinking of?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What will we take with us?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What would it do?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What would the land do?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What would those nice ladies think if they saw you dressing up like this?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What''d it do?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What''s deadly about prawns?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What''s everyone so excited about?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What''s in all those boxes?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What''s in it for them?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What''s odd about that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What''s one of them?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What''s that thing called?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What''s that thing you''re playing with, man?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What''s that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What''s the point of these seeds they keep making?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What, when you get right down to it, is in it for me?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	What?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Whatever happened?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	When this place was made there was n''t much space and time left over to work with, see?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	When was the last time you saw a duck that did n''t have peas round it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Where are the wings?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Where can I put the gold embroidery?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Where was it he wanted to go, Clancy?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Where were the six- armed, six- eyed monkeys pinwheeling through the jungle canopy?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Where''re you from, mister?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the Bursar?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the bloody water gone?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Which way did we come in?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Which way to go?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	While they''re plunging towards the rocks?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Who Goes There?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Who of you did that?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Who smokes the ciga rettes?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Who''s been feedin''you a line about drop- bears?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Who''s game for a brisk trot around the island?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Who''ve we got who knows anything about geography?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Why am I asking?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t people here like him?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Why does it have to be so skimpy?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Why is it a boat shape?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Why not, anyway?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Why not?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Why should my brush lie to you just because my eye lies to me?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Why try to turn everything into a big mystery?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Why''s he callin''it Mono Island?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	With a thermometer in his mouth?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Wo n''t that do?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Worked out what yew''re gon na say on the gallows, have yer?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Would I be seen dead in something like that?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Would you like to see?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Y''know, I''ve been travellin''this road for years and this is the first time anyone''s ever dared to hitch a lift?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Ye gods, is a drop of rain too much to ask?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	Yes, that''s actually quite a good word, is n''t it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You arguing?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You can talk?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You dare fire magic at me?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You did n''t expect people to get nasty just because you''d said something like,''My word, when did it last rain here?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t know that but you think you''re entirely qualified to know how the whole universe was put together, do you?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t mind, do you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You faid,"Ftrain the fraying crones, a dollar a time for giving fheep a haircut?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You know the worst part?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You know, making people out of clay, old toenails, and so on?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You mean to say the trees were at it like knives the whole time?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You paint these bits before assembly, do you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You remember?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You want I should go after that bloke?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You want me to start shooting at people?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You want to stay with us a while first?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You''d see some damn stupid creatures wandering around, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You''re dead?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You''re the Archchancellor of what, precisely?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You''ve been stung by a jellyfish?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You''ve got to ask yourself what''s in it for the bush, you see?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	You''ve got to sort it out, right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	[ 8]''What''s he doing there?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	a beard?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	a morning snack?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	all right, all right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	and that chase, eh?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	and''I thought I sent a memo out about people bringing in potted plants,''and''What d''you call that thing with the keyboard?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	be obvious, right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	birds?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	but not for very long?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	could you help me, madam?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	created?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	croquet?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	did you?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	elephants can make more elephants?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	front part of the chicken, Mrs Whitlow?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	gentlemen?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	girt by sea, is it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	glued together differently, right?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	had to go somewhere, did you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	have we started the competition yet?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	have you had your holidays this year, then?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	hello?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	hello?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	honestly, how much longer are they going to be?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	is that wrong?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	is there anyone who you do n''t want to go back where they came from?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	it does n''t get filled up much, does it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	joining us, Mrs, er, Whitlow?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	look?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	mad?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	no worries, right?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	now let me see, do any names spring to mind?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	nuptial activity"?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	pointy creature, but it had n''t been his fault, had it?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	presumably there was a Mr Whitlow, sir?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	said the Dean, waving his hand,''pass me the rum, will you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	said,''Hooray, there''s a rosebush?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	sandwiches?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	sharks are the other ones, are n''t they?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	singing a song?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	sir?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	some tomato sauce, maybe?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	something off you?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	squids I have n''t got?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	squids?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	start reading a long book?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	swarm, is n''t it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	testy, was it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	this stuff?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	time?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	try things?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	was n''t there?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	we''re wizards, are n''t we?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	well, how do you get flowers and things at the moment?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	what are you talking about, Mister Stibbons?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	what did you think?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	what do you think of it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	what kind of a tree were you under?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	what kind of music would you like to listen to, eh?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	what more could any natural philosopher dream of?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	what was it that you actually meant?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	what''s Ecksian for going mad with terrified fatigue and collapsing in a boneless heap?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	what''s kangaroo for"You are needed for a quest of the utmost importance"?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	what''s the meat?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	where''s Mrs Whitlow, gentlemen?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	windmills and things, were n''t there?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	with tomato sauce on it?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	would yew?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	yes, and when he saw it he knew that he —''''— was alone on an island with a crazed one- legged long- jump champion?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	yew bastard?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	you have n''t noticed a box walking around on legs, have you?
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	you see that big patch of stars over there?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	you wanted something?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	you''ve finished this?''
The Last Continent - Terry Pratchett	your tower''s a little bit on the small side, is n''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Must, eh?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	cos I''m here to help you, see? The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett ere, you know the robbery at All Jolson''s last month?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	scuse me, there''s no chance of a lift, is there?'' The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett ''A father of thirteen kids, maybe?'' The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett ''A man ca n''t be expected to do all that and read long words, am I right?'' The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett ''A man? The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett ''A question that springs to mind,''said Vimes,''is: why does it reek even worse of cat''s piss now?'' The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett ''A run in the snow is such a thing, is it not?'' The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett ''A trap? The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett ''A vampire, mmm?'' The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett ''A way to stop being at war? The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett ''A wolf blanket,- see? The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett ''A wolf? The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett ''About the hand and ice?'' The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett ''Again?'' The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett ''Ah, but you do n''t want me saying things likeHow about selling us all your fat really cheap?"
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, this must be the famous Ankh- Morpork sense of humour, yes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, well, that''s always the trick, is n''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, wolves communicate?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, you''re the clerk who''s going to do all the whispering and winking while I hand around the cucumber sandwiches, are you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Ah,''said Inigo,''that''s the amusingly named place in Lancre, is n''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Aha, you think I do n''t know that one?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''All about Vimes?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''All burnt?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''All right, all right, put me down, will you?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Allow me?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Am I being taken to see something?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''An''now we know who did the bullion job, do n''t we?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''An''that job at the goldsmith''s that everyone says Crunchie Ron done-''''You done it, did you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And Detritus and Littlebottom?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And I''ve handed you Uberwald?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And a dog?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And are you going to promise me you''ll let her go?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And did you enjoy the opera?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And did you notice something just below them?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And how did that happen?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And if I do n''t run?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And it was you what stole fire from the gods, too, was n''t it, Duncan?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And it''s just you doing it, is it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And light?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And meddling with the dwarfs''affairs?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And now he''s gone and that''s one up for the vampires, eh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And she still writes every year?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And still my grace as well?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And taught him all he knows, right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s today''s invention, is it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And the dwarfs?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And the others are-?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And the reason is, she wo n''t come with us because we''re not going, are we?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And the thnow leopardth?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And the werewolves?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And then you''ll come back to Ankh- Morpork?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And then, of course, there is the other matter-''''Are you going to accuse me of stealing the Scone, too?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And then, your grace, it has been suggested that you gave a signal just before the thing came down...''''What?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And there''s a troll downstairs who insists on speaking to whoever''s in charge-''''Ca n''t Stronginthearm deal with it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And they must''ve been, what, forty or fifty yards away?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And tomorrow?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And what about Tantony?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And what are you calling it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And what did old Stoneface say?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And what did you tell him about me?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And what else hass Ankh- Morrporrk taught you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And what is that?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And what is this event?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And what''re the dwarfs like?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And what''s in the sausages?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And who gives him his orders?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And why did n''t you tell me about this before?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And why would anyone want him dead, do you think?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And wolves do n''t usually leave payment, right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And you are-?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And you do n''t mind?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And you had a famous ancestor, I believe, who was a regicide?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And you know what''d happen to you if the Thieves''Guild spotted you?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And you see what happens when you stand up to a werewolf?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And you''d still swear to that?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And you''ve been sent here to protect me?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And you''ve come to tell me this has all been some terrible mistake?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And, er, the noses?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''And, er, your servants?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Angua?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Angua?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Another drink?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Another werewolf?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Any cherry orchards?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Any guards below?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Any minute now a door''s going to open in a tree and Fred and Nobby are going to step out, am I right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Any next of kin?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Any word on the street?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone ask dat troll dere his name?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone else?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone seen the petty cash lately?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone there?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Anything new overnight?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Anyway, sir, it''s the senior officer who must sign the chitty-''Colon stood up, leaning on his knuckles, and shouted,''Oh, I"must", must I?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Apart from Mister Sonky and the murderer,''said Shoe, still as patient as the grave,''was there anyone else here last night?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are they on our side?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are we at the bottom of a well?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are we by any chance talking about Wallace Sonky?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you Death?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you Okay?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, Sybil?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, dear?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, sir?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you awake, your grace?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you following me or what?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you going to help me?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you going to stop me taking my people out of here?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you going to the werewolves''castle?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you in charge of the Watch here?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you making fun of me, corporal?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you resisting arrest?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you saying he could have gone in twice in one day?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure the men let someone in through the door?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure you do n''t mind coming?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure you want to come?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure you wo n''t have a drink?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure you''re werewolf- proof, sergeant?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Are you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Arnak- Morporak?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Assault on a superior officer, eh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Assault?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Aw, mustwe?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''B''dan?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Bad news, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Bad?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Bag- snatching?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Because he''s a prime suspect?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Bit of a tough choice, is it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Bit touchy, are n''t they?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But I thought we all had some kind of hour- glass thing that said when we''re going to die?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But if I''m going to be shot anyway there''s no point in stopping, is there?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But it is n''t, is it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But s''posing Mister Vimes does n''t agree?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But surely this is an emergency, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But this is n''t a real crime any more, is it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But we might not?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But what am I supposed to do with this?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But what''s the point?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But why are n''t you-?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But why was she going on about drink?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But will you try?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But you just heard me say I''m armed, yes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But you said-''YES, IT IS A BIT HARD TO UNDERSTAND, ISN''T IT?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But you see it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But, anyvay- how did you like the King?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But, seven?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''But...''''Yes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Butter on the slumpie?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t this damn thing go any faster?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Can I get Igor to fetch you a drink?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Can I give you a lift?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Can I have your attention for a couple of minutes?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Can that happen?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Can we have that again with the gaps filled in?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Can you do anything for him, Cheery?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Can you get back to the Chitterling station by yourself, Nobby?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Can you make him well?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Can you recall what you were doing, old chap?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Can you see Wolfgang?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Can you see me, your excellency?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Can you smell water anywhere around?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Can you speak wolf?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Can you think of any reason why someone would kill him?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Captain?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Carrot?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Carrot?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Carrot?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Carrot?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Carrot?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Cheery, have you still got that silver chainmail vest you used to have?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Coffee?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Commander Vimes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Constable Chert, who told you to clamp my friend''s cart?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Corporal Svetlz?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Could I invite you to reconsider, captain?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Could I?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Could you give me a hint, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''D''kraha?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Dee planned this, did he?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Dee?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Dee?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Dee?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Delicate ones?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Dem deep- down dwarfs?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Der crossbow ai n''t cultural?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Detritus?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Detritus?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did Dozy go to the Scone Cave at the same time every day?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did I hear someone snigger?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did I pass, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did I tell you my brother Snorey went off to be a knockerman?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did I?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did he go in before the guards change or afterwards?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did he have a rope?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did he mention how Igor''th getting on, thur?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did he say what I thought he said?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t Angua tell you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t I see you last month?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did they catch anyone?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did you hurt anyone else?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did you just say that last bit?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did you see that rat?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did you see where she''d almost rubbed out her footprints in the dust?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did you send the message down to the office?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Did you think it came to him in dreams, dear?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t just stand there gawpin'', where''s yon stiff?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you always?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do we have to rush so?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you believe them?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you come too?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you come up here a lot, Igor?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you fancy a Bull''s Blood?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you have long cold winters in AnkhMorpork?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you have supernatural powers, your grace?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know anything about this?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know how often people have tried to assassinate me, man?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you mean,''he said carefully,''three hooks that might have had trophies hanging from them until they were removed?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you only get that white sand in here?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you see anything wrong with these lumps, corporal?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you see this on the table?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think people will miss us if we slip away?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think that was all right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think they heard us, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you want me to investigate?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you want to say a few words?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you wish me to recall Vimes, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do you wish me to send a clacks to Vimes, sir?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Do?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Does Angua ever talk about her parents?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Does Sybil come with me for this bit?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Does anyone else go in there?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Does anyone ever win?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Does he get elected, or born or what?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Does he need them?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Does she always pay for chickens?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Does the petty cash count, Nobby?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Done, your grace?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Dwarf mining law?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Dwarfs?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Dwarfs?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Elk?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Er, Mister Vimes with you at all?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Er, are you sure there''s been no more news?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Er, did you mean that, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Er, er, because we''re supposed to leave for the coronation in ten minutes, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Er, every decision?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Er, everything will be all right, will it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Er, have you seen anything odd?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Er, perhaps a sherry?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Er, really?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Er, vill that take you all day?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Er, were they all good?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Er, what do you want me to do?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Er, what''s this all about?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Er, which one are you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Er, yes, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Er, you''re not coming?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Er... is Sergeant Stronginthearm still a sergeant?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Even the thordfith?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Even unconscious?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Every dwarf?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me,''said Vimes,''but what is all this to you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Exports: precious metals, leather, timber and of course fat from the deep fat mines at Schmaltzberg-''''There''s a place called Bonk?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Exposed what?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Eyes at the same height, that sort of thing?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Fakes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Fast enough?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''First of all, is there any reason why the two wounded men I have here could n''t be taken inside before they die of their wounds?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Food?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Four hundred crowns, did you say?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Fred?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Gavin''s people, eh?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Gavin?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Get the chickens and then we got ta go, right?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Go and tell the children of the night to make vonderful music somevhere else, Vill you?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Gone all thick and manky, has n''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Good lad, is he?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Good of you to come, hey?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Got it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Got many hens, did they?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Grandstand?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Greatest respect for Ankh- Morpork, hey?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Grz''dak?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Guarding who from what?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Guild of Watchmen?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Has it ever occurred to you that one day wars will be fought with brains?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Has there been any trouble?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Have I got a Gaadrerghuh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Have I missed anything?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Have you been to her lodgings?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Have you checked outside?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Have you found the Scone of Stone yet?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Have you had a terrible accident?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Have you seen Sergeant Angua, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Have you seen your gates lately?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Have you solved it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''He is?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''He said,"Who has?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''He''s a relative?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''He''s an old friend?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''He''s dead?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''He''s got mixed up in this?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''He''s not exactly King yet, is he?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Hehas to ask permission?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Hello?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Here, Uberwald''s wolf country, is n''t it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Hmmm?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Hmmm?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Holiday?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How about a conservatory?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How about you, Civilized?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How about"bum"?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How are we going to get in, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How big a war?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How can I refuse?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How can you do that?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How did the others die?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How did we find out about this?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How did you find out?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How did you know?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How do they get food?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How do you feel about visiting the old country?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How do you feel now?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know all this stuff, Carrot?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know he did n''t see anything?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How does he stand on Ankh- Morpork?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How does it all feel?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How in the world did you know that, your grace?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How is Havelock Vetinari?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How is he?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How the hell did you know that?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How would you go about it, Carrot?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How-?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Humans believe in crowns, do n''t they?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I beg your pardon, commander?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I beg your-?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I believe you have been, until now, a watchman in Ankh- Morpork?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I bet they say things like"Thank goodness people are keeping up the old ways,"eh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I bet you were all thinking, oh, it''s only fat old Fred Colon, it''s all going to be gravy from now on, eh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I called out,"Is there anyone there?"
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t want to sound impatient, dear, but is this a carpet moment?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t want to, you know, worry you or anything,''whined Gaspode,''but we''re not exactly among friends here, know what I mean?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I do?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I have you to thank for last night?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I know it''s valuable as a symbol, but what is its value in itself?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I mean I have been reduced to lanceconstable,''said Visit:''What?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I must say I was really impressed with the bathroo- I''m sorry?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I said, what can a king give a Vimes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I think,''said Vimes,''that we had better see the King, do n''t you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I thought everyone knew?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I thought it was Albrecht who did n''t like us?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I thought it was just a crest with the doubledheaded bat?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I thought you were all law- abiding?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I was just wondering if there was anything going on involving any person in this city called''- he looked down at another sheet of paper-''Sonky?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder if it''ll change anything?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I''d rather take-''''Sir, it will show people in Uberwald that Ankh- Morpork is a multicultural society, you see?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll give you five minutes to find a clothes shop, shall I?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll tell you what, you can come in our coach but we''ll give you a hard seat and patronize you from time to time, how about that?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I''m an excellency?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I''m dead, right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I''m going to die?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I''m in Ankh- Morpork?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I''m not thinking diplomatically, am I?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I''m saying the wrong thing?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''If he''s been killed wo n''t that be an act of war?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''If our thief was keeping an eye on the guard changes, and knew where the real Dozy was, it''d be worth it, would n''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''If they separate, just grab him, right?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Igor who?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Igor''s funeral?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Igor?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Igor?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Indeed?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Inigo?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Inigo?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Insufficient?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Intrinsic?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is anyone going to tell me something?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is dis a cultural matter, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is it a posh do?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is it going to work?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is it possible that Albrecht was involved?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is swineflesh the same as pork?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is that Gaspode?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is that a fact?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is that good, Fred?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is that the drink with the vodka?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is the Scone heavy, your excellency?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is there a problem?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is there a problem?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is there a problem?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is there a problem?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is there any group in AnkhMorpork particularly interested in the welfare of dogs?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is there anything about me that you finds funny?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is there anything left for you here?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is there anything wrong, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is there nothing we can keep?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is there some kind of circular that goes around which does n''t get as far as me?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is there something wrong?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is this one of those private dwarf things, captain?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is this the game you told me about?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Is this wise, Sam?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''It are rather tight around der- What''s dis bit called?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''It does?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''It is rather sharp, is n''t it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''It is weighted with history, see?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''It wo n''t matter?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''It''s a bit like the inside of a cuckoo clock, is n''t it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''It''s a bit of human skull, is n''t it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''It''s a thought, is n''t it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''It''s just that we found that- Why''re we stopping?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''It''s wonderful, sir, is n''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Ith he a diplomat, mithtreth?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Ith there thomething wrong, marthter?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Ithn''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Just a wolf?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Just fat, eh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Just one bite''ll end all my troubles, eh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Just you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Killed it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Klatch?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Kra''k?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Krz?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Lady Serafine von Uberwald?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Let us say that just now we find our interests converge, shall we?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s just say I''m longer than a dwarf, shall we?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s just say they''re not on anyone else''s side yet, shall we?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s say some ideas are forming, shall we?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Look here, see?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Look, just in case I ever needed it, all right?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Many casualties?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Marthter Wolfgang been playing again?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Marthter, you got to remember thith, right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''May I speak freely?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Meth, your exthellenthy?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Miss Littlebottom, I see, has not graced us with a sartorial extravaganza today?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Mister Vimes is going to go spare, is n''t he?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Mixed up in what?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Mm?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''More like a description, see?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''More?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Murdered?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''My gods, what was he dipping in the vat?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''My lord?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Nevertheless, diplomatically it would be a good idea to accept the explan-''''So that the poor buggers can be hung up by their thumbs?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''No blood at all?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''No dropped fag- ends, wallets or bits of paper with an address on them?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''No weapons on the walls, did you notice?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''No, it was you, was n''t it, Duncan?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Nobby, will you stop pinching the merchandise?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Nobby?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Nostrilling, acting captain?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Not a trace?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Not at all?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Not even some toast?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Not even vun?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Not like with dogs, then, where there might be twenty or thirty?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Not really?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Nothing more about the Scone theft?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Now, Sam, what happened at the tower?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Now, Your Grace Vimes, whyever should I do that?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Now, what was it I was going to do?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Now, you see those two markers what has been painted across the cobbles?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, I am, am I?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, are you late?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, is it that late?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, it''s that game, is it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, really?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, was it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yeah, days what you''d fink, but not everyfing people calls a Sonky is made by us, see?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yes, how is she?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''On that, er, subject,''said Sybil, a little more hesitantly,''you remember I told you I was going to see old Mrs Content?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''One bite would be one too many?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Only somewhat?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Or someone hit you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Ordered, your grace?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Ought to make it by dark, do you think?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Out in the forest?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Pass me down a candle, will you, dear?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps with a few rubies set in the handle?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Permission to go with her, sire?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Permission to speak honestly, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Please?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Possibly?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Prices on the dock?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Promise?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Reallythirty men and a dog?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Reincarnation on the instalment plan, eh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Remember that riot in Easy Street last year?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Replica, eh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Rodney writes the time in the corner, see?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Romances?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Rubber comes in vats?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sah?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sah?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Said what, captain?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sam?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sam?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sam?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sam?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sam?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Scone turned up yet?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''See the pip on my shoulder, Reg?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''See this?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''See?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''See?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Send a clacks to our agent asking for everything about Commander Vimes of the Vatch, vill you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Serafine?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sergeant Angua''s mother?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sets quick, see?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Seven?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Shall we go?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Shall we proceed?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Shame Igor came to unload when one of your boys was there, was n''t it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''She gave you these names?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Shetold me you were on the run and they were all trying to save you, but that was n''t right, was it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Should n''t you have called for the rest of the guards by now, by the way?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sire?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sire?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Smells strongly of cats in here, does n''t it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sneaking a look at my private papers, eh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''So how long was your carter in there?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''So we''re not looking at a bucket of cold water here?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''So what happens now?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''So you wo n''t know when I''ve gone, am I right?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''So, Sonky is alive?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''So, have you had your holidays yet?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''So, in fact, it''s the name of this wolf you want to know?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''So, what''s the strongest smell heading Hubwards?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''So,''said Gaspode, as they began to leave the gate''s bustle behind,''we''re chasing this girl, right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''So?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''So?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''So?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Some kind of waiting room?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Someone called Vimes teaches me about royalty?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Someone''s killed them?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Something like"You are going to die anyway so I might as well tell you,"perhaps?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Something rather sharper than a note?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Something wrong?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Something wrong?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sor thiz iz the boy?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry, should I be doing that?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Special job, eh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Spying?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Steak?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Strange?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Superhuman strength, possibly?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sure it''s not the real one?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sybil?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Sybil?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Ta grdzk?!
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Tell me, what intrinsic value has the Scone?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Tell this young man where he is, will you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''That counts as safe, does it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''That is n''t the same as 1 do n''t know, is it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''That''s certainly true at the moment, is n''t it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''That''s just your Watch dress uniforml What about your ducal regalia?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''That''s one of those sedan chairs the deep- down dwarfs use, is n''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''That''s the order, is it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''The King?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''The Patrician?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''The coronation can not go ahead vithout it, did you know that?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''The damaged tower?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''The dear little Dee?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''The dog that''s always hanging around the Watch House?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''The dwarfs live underneath the town?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''The embassy is to your liking?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''The extremely male one I was talkin''about?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''The river or the town, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''The room moves?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''The runner- up?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''The same people that ambushed us back in that gorge?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''The skirt?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''The what?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''The what?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''The wolves spy on the werewolves?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Thee?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Them?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Then who''d want to kill him?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''There is a problem, your grace?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''There''s some... historical artefact owned by the dwarfs, and there''s a rumour-''''How long ago was the Scone of Stone stolen?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''They are?''.
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''They can go inside and be treated?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''They do n''t like us?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''They do?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''They teach you tactics in Lord Vetinari''s political office, do they, Inigo?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''They were all fakes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Thing is,''said Fred Colon,''it''ll be paperwork, see?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''This diplomacy business,''said the King,''Are you getting the hang of it, do you think?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''This has been pointed out-''''And I''m imprisoned for saving him from an assassination attempt I planned?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''This is n''t Ankh- Morpork, see?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''This is probably not the best time to mention it, but you know I told you I went to see old Mrs Content?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''This is the real Scone?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''This one?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Those clever men in Ankh- Morpork''?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Those keen young men at the clacks tower Vill be avake, von''t they?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''To whom did you say this?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Took her?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Tough, is he?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Trolls''heads?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Try not to look too troll- like, will you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Uh?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Unlock it right now, and we''ll say no more about it, eh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Us?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Vell?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Vetinari sent you, did he?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Vimes iscoming to Uberwald?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Vot har you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Votvas zat?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Want to see a trick?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Was anything taken?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Was he the one who tried to poison my shaving cream?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Was it this one?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Was there a third party?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''We''ll have to wait until they bake another one?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''We''ll see, sir, shall we?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''We''ve got to picket?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''We?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Well enough?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Well, Detritus is staying here to keep an eye on her, all right?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Well, I am not an expert, see?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Well, if it''s a good replica, who''d know?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Well, it is a bit odd, sir-''''Are you suggesting there is anything odd about me, constable?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Well, that''s what diplomacy is all about, is n''t it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Well, what about people like Foul Ole Ron and No Way Jose and Cumbling Michael?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Well, what was that about?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Well, where''s the texture?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Well, you know about firedamp?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Well, your excellency?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Went?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Wha''?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Wha''BCBs?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Whadda we want?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What about me, ladyship?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What about the troll?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What about the troll?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What alligator?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What are they after?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing here, Nobby?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing, Nobby?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What are you waiting for?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What can you do?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What d''heel wazzit?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What did I shout?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What did the humans think about it all?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What did they do?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What did you have in mind?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What do those things mean?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What do you want to do with them, marthter?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What does a blackboard monitor do?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What else are we going to need, Reg?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What else are we to call it, sir, when a young man of such promise throws away his career for the pursuit of a girl?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What else do you think you know?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What else is there?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What good will it do sending it to him, then?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What good''s being the boss if you ca n''t?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What happened here, Inigo?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What happened to Mister Skimmer?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What have I always told you about the Marquis of Fantailler?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What have you been up to, Sam?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What have you done with Sybil?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What is happening, Nobby?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What is in these?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What is it you want me to say, your grace?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What is it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What is that in Ankh- Morpork dollars, do you know?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What is wrong with this mug, corporal?!''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What is your business here?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What is your name?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of job?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What makes you think I''ll need you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What makes you think that?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What shall I do, Nobby?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell are you doing here?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell are you doing here?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell is he wasting time with that for?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What theemth to be the trouble?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What to?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What was it supposed to do, your grace?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What was that he muttered when I said I had n''t been trained?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What was that you said about credentials?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What was the other way?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What wath it you were requiring?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What with?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''d a dwarf want to steal a worthless lump of rock for?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''re they doing here?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you lot doing here?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''s got into them?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening now?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening, sergeant?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''s his name?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''s so political at a quarter to ten at night, captain?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that for?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that mean?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that, sergeant?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the point of starting here?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the troll want?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the worst she can do?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this for?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''s up with Nobby?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What''s up?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What, a fake of a fake?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What, all of him?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What, at seeing Igor?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What, even Detritus?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What, is n''t he house- trained?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What, the rubber wally man?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What,''said Carrot,''would be the point of that?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''When Ironhammer returned the Scone to Bloodaxe, would he have given it to Slogram?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''When did he last sleep?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''When do we want it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Where am I?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Where are we going, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Where did the pigeon come from?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Where should I fire it, Mister Vimes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s Detritus?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s Mister Skimmer?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s Mister Sleeps?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s my wife, you bastard?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s she gone, then?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s the crew?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s the money?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s the rest of your pack, then?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Which Igor?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Which bit, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Which way?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Which way?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''While you''re doing that, me and All here will have a little chat, right, All?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Who are the Sons of Agi Hammerthief?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Who did this?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Who else goes in there?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Who gave the order to kill the craftsman in Ankh- Morpork?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Who gave the order, Dee?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Who is not a modern thinker?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Who is this dwarf?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Who knows, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Who knows?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Who packed the coach, Detritus?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Who''ll become King if he abdicates?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Who?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Whose?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t we wait until tomorrow before attempting the pass?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t you tell me?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why do we always talk about the weather?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why is this, do you think?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why lug it all the way across the city and leave it in a posh part of town where someone''s bound to trip over it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why not, after all?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why should I care what happens to a bunch of bandits?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why should they be allowed to get away with it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why so fast?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why the hell not?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why these stupid questions?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why were you standing behind the door, captain?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why would he smash up one of the towers?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why''re you telling me, dog?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s everyone so tetchy all of a sudden?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s he sending me, Sybil?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s it got a lid, by the way?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s it wasted?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why''ve you got a dress on, Nobby?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Will we all fit in?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''With a mob trashing his restaurant and scrapping in the street outside?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''With that silly bow?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Wolf the wolf, eh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Woof?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Woof?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Woof?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Would he have survived that?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Would that be legal?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Would this letter speed your search?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Would you beggar us, madam?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Would you care for a drink before you go?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like me to take care of this, your grace?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like some breakfast?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Would you mind a little detour on the way back to the Yard, sir?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Would you repeat that, Mister Skimmer?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Wrong dwarf won?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, but supposing he is n''t?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Fred?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Fred?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Leonard?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Sam?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but if you find a diplomat going too far you just send him home with a sharp note, do n''t you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, dear?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, dear?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, dear?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes,''said Angua, and she thought: you do know how to do nasty, do n''t you?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes,, dear?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yessir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yessir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yessir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yeth, marthter?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yeth, marthter?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Yeth, mithtreth?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You actually mean that, do n''t you?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You all right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You are an escaped criminal, are n''t you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You are not certain?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You are under-''''You know the Scone of Stone was stolen?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You betrrray yourrr people for thizz?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You can follow the smell?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You come''bout Mister Sonky?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You could n''t spare me a bob or two, could you, Nobby?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You could still smell it if you were on the horse, could you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You distinctly said to say dat''''Anyway, we''d better be goi- Good grief, is that Cheery?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t care, do you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t mind?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t say?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t think it makes me look too fat?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You do?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You do?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You employ ladies here?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You ever heard of a town called Scant Cullot?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You go into the water wearing clothes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You got to get me into the ithehouthe downthtairth and let Igor know, underthtand?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You got to promise to collect the roast chicken first, all right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You had papers?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You have fond memories, my lord?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You have n''t got a dog too, have you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You heard glass break?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You just lie still, right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You killed him?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You know about the clacks, right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You know every dwarf?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You mean bath?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You mean dwarfs just try to collapse mines on other dwarfs?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You mean he did n''t get to be king because everyone liked him but because no one disliked him enough?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You mean kingship has passed from bubackside to backside?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You mean one of those rabbits with big floppy ears?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You mean the Igor at the embassy?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You mean the riots?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You mean you had a human sister and a wolf brother?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You mean, when I shut my eyes and they had to look at a flame in the darkness?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You mean, you eat your meat raw and sleep in a tree?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You mentioned a new device?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You really do n''t drink at all, Sir Samuel?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You really left?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You said you wanted me to find the thing, did n''t you?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You see this badge I''m holding up?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You see?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You spoke to Sybil?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You stole his money?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You tell me,''he growled, waving a finger under her nose,''how anyone can swim up a vertical waterfall?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You thee?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You think perhaps a smaller one might be better?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You think you might know the originator, my lord?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You two take that coach, I''ll take this, and let''s get the hell out of here, shall we?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You wait for me, hey?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You want I should come?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You want the dwarfs to go to war?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You want the truth, sire?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You want to know what his name is, then?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You wantme to arrest you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You wantto join the Watch, Igor?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You were tracking us?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You would n''t insult me by suggesting I''d leave it off, would you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You''d get the real one back then, would n''t you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You''re fit enough to travel?''.
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You''re going to leave me here?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not hurt?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not suggesting I should go to this affair, are you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You''re supposed to be an assassin, but you''ve come back to see the King and you''ve got the Scone-''''No precedent?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You''re telling me that that dwarf just said this riot was started by Sweet Fanny Adams?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You''re thinking that Dozy might have worn bags of sand under his robes, are n''t you, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve met him, have n''t you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve met the new king, your excellency?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve never seen drawers before?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Your excellency?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Your excellency?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Your exthellenthy?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Your grace?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''Your meaning?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	''ere, I heard tell wolves mate for life, right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	, Why?,''Because.
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	, Why?,''Well, it all starts with the Scone of Stone, sir.''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	, Why?,''Well, we''ve kept the Patrician waiting, sir, so it''d be good manners to let him know we''re late.''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	, jai,''S orry?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	,''It wo n''t what?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	.?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	.?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	1 mean, really?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	A big city?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	A diet of beetles?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	A giggle?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	A lone wolf, eh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	A million dead people ca n''t have been wrong, can they?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	A piece of fruit?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	A sick glow- worm?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	A tiny hatch opened and the smallest head that he''d ever seen that could speak said,''''s?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE WORDS''DEATH WAS HIS CONSTANT COMPANION''?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	About a dollar fifty?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	After a while Carrot said quietly:''Is that as a result of information received, my lord?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	After all, all she''d destroyed was a fake, was n''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	After all, an elephant big enough to support the world on its back was n''t going to have ordinary bones, was it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	After all, he reasoned, had not Bishop Horn preached to the molluscs of the sea?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	After all, where you got werewolves, did n''t you need silver?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Afterwards?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	All of them?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	All right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	All right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Already?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Am 1''urtin''you?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	An unfortunate way of clearing his throat?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And Miss Littlebottom?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And am I right in thinking that your Mister Sleeps was not exactly the kind of diplomat that hands around the cucumber sandwiches?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And are you inferring I''m not?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And everyone thought the new king was going to be one of these?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And had Sybil won a lot of fat off the King?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And his eyes picked up details- the slight lengthening of the incisors, the way the blond hair was so thick around the collar''Angua''s brother?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And how much the cargo was worth?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And how often does he go in there?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And how would we get there?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And if I told the gargoyle to, as we say,"put"it on the"big"tower over on the Tump they''d have got it in Sto Lat within minutes, see?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And if there was no one to see it hit, did it actually hit?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And if you shoot at me can you be sure I wo n''t have time to fire?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And if you taxed him with it he''d say: ah, but such a thing would make war completely impossible, you see?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And if you''d met him it would n''t worry you, would it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And it''s to be stirred with a spoon, understand?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And now I''m going up to my office, all right?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And now what about the steak for the brave little doggie?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And now, acting- captain, do you have anything else to report?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And perhaps in a mug without a face on it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And since when has there been a Guild of Watchmen?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And that about wraps it up for your little world, does n''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And that was what the plotters had known, was n''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And then he thought, I''ll wait until midnight, see?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And then''Is that it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And there''s to be no arguing, understand?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And what else is it that you think we have done?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And what is it that officers drink out of?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And what was the motto carved into that great big mantelpiece?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And what would you have done if a voice had said"No"?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And what''s that got to do with anything?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And where''s that other thing?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And while you''re about it, put the word out that I''m to be sent anything about Sonky, will you?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And who else could I send?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And why, pray, were you sneaking into my office?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And you know what?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And you''re saying it''s all Okay?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And, er, are you happy here, Igor?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	And-?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Angua stared at the fire for a moment and then said, with forced brightness,''So who''s been left in charge?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Angua?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Any fallout from last night?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Anyone climbing it would be presenting their head at a convenient height for a blade or a boot''Tricky, is n''t it, your grace?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Anyone have a problem wid dis?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Anything else?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Are you Vetinari''s man?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Are you afraid of the rain getting in?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Are you experiencing trouble?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Are you well enough to come?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Bark?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Before I-?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Bite your head off?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Blup''What is it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Bonk?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Burst in on me, eh?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	But any sensible person would get right out of the country, would n''t they?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	But it had been good, had n''t it, last week?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	But it has to be done, does n''t it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	But it was n''t you, was it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	But it works out all right for you, does n''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	But now I am King and he accepts that with all his heart because if he did not, he''d think he was n''t a dwarf, see?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	But now they''re always Ankh- Morpork''s times, see?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	But that was a doggy thing, was n''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	But this good?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	But we are fortunate, are we not, that Albrecht Albrechtson is here for the coronation?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	But why?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	By tonight there will be thome very lucky people in thethe partly''''And these parts in some very lucky people?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Can thieves fly, your excellency?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Can you explain that?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Can you imagine how much nerve that took?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Can you imagine what that must have been like?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Can you see Dee?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Captain?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Carrot, we''re not talking about Sonky as in"a packet of Sonkies", are we?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Carrot?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Close the lid, vill you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Coining money?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Coming, Inigo?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Constable Visit''s sandwich- board, on the other hand, proclaimed:''What Profiteth it a Kingdom if the Oxen be Deflated?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Cypher this and send it to the Watch, will you?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Dee?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Dee?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Despite her rising panic, she mentally added: after all, what could happen?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Detritus and Littlebottom were with me when-''''Mister Skimmer was on your staff?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Detritus, put that damn thing down, will you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Detritus?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Did I tell you that he came all the way into Ankh- Morpork?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t anyone get my message?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t some philosophical bastard once say that a government needed butchers as well as shepherds?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t they do something like this up in Nothingfjord?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t you know?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t you wonder what I might become?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t you worry about the future?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Did you hear me tell you I''m armed?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Did you know that?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t hurt anyone else, will you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t the guards write anything down?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t they make things by dipping them in the rubber?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you remember last night?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Do the doggies know?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Do you care what happens to a wolf?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Do you have enough money?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Do you know much about Uberwald, Commander Vimes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Do you think I should take a cook along?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Do you think I''m proud of this?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Do you think they mean that men are shy and retiring and loyal and kill only to eat?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Er, can you explain the situation to him?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Er, is the howl saying anything about me?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Even the ones who were born in Ankh- Morpork?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Even the stuff coming in?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Everyone gets something to take home?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Everything going well?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Fair enough?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Fetch me the papers on the werewolf clans, will you?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Finding the bright ones?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	For evening wear?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	For the Scone?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Fred?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Gavin''s a wolf?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Get it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Gold?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Good joke, hey?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Got all that?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Got everything you want?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Gr''dazak yad?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	HOW ARE YOU FEELING, IN YOURSELF?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Had anyone else heard that?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Had he really gone through the ice like that?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Had he?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Had it been sold?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Has your man Sleeps turned up?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Have n''t you taken this to the Watch here?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Have you been upsetting people?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever thought about that?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Have you got anything to wear apart from your uniform, sergeant?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Have you heard of kruk?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	He cuts bits off dead people?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	He got lost in any song more complex than the sort with titles like''Where Has All The Custard Gone( Jelly''s Just Not The Same)?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	He had an idea but, well, where was the evidence?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	He leaned down and whispered:''Fred?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	He paints pictures of carts going too fast?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	He said aloud,''But rats do n''t eat coal, do they?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	He stood back, his face screwed up in a scowl, and then said,''H gradz?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	He thought, clear as day:''Ah, well, you never know when they might try, right?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	He wasn''t- strictly aware of it, but he treated even geography as if he was investigating a crime(''Did you see who carved out the valley?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	He''s a freelance chicken-throttler, style of frog?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	He''s al- He''s up?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	He''s frothing at the mouth inside and he''ll rip your hide off and nail it to a tree if you are n''t straight with us, understand?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How about you, Cheery?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How can you be King and allow this?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How could anyone hope to get anything done?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How could you steal the Scone from its cave?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How do they trade ore, dam streams, get wood for shoring up their shafts?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How do you manage to write, Gaspode?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How do you think that was done?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How good was their sense of smell?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How many wolves were there?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How may we be of assistance?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How much did he suspect?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How much does the Scone weigh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How much news got back?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How much, exactly, would a trader pay to know, within a day, when it had arrived?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How the hell did you continue a sentence like that?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How''d you feel about me tellin''you?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How''s Carrot?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How''th he getting on?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	How?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Humans, eh?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I BEG YOUR PARDON?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I assume you''re coming?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I can assume that you have not got a contract on me?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I can do this, ca n''t I, Mister Skimmer?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I did n''t mean you to actually''You what?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I gather that you are, in real life, a policeman?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I have to sleep in a dog basket seven nights a month and that does n''t worry you either, does it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I mean, in this shape?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I mean, why go to all this trouble?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I saved your king, did n''t I?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I see you know the term?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I suppose no one saw the murder, did they?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I trust Lady Sybil is vell?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I vonder how far he can be pushed?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I was chasing Bigger- than- Small- Dave Dave along Peach Pie Street and I fell off that ledge?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I''d swear he destroyed the real one, so he knows it''s a fake, surely?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I''m going to be lucky to get out of here alive, are n''t I?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I''m not allowed to stand behind my own door, is that it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I''m on to all your little tricks- Who said that?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	I''ve been saved from werewolves by wolves?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	IT''S THE SCYTHE, ISN''T IT?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	If I''m not smelled around the lamp- posts for a couple of weeks my stock is definitely in the gutter, right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	If it was n''t, where had it been?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	If you let me return to the embassy where else could I go?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Igor looked down from the top of the coach:''In Ankh- Morpork, marthter?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Igor, right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Igor?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Igorettes?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Igorinas?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	In der next room der''s all dese marble pillars, an''on der floor dey got red carpeting-''''Detritus?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	In other words, was n''t it just a story for children, to explain away some interesting natural occurrences?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	In the sense of, er, migratory worker?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Initially the dangerous trade did not run in families, because who''d marry a knockerman?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Instead he said,''Can you get him into his icehouse?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is he looking at me?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is it true that he killed all those men in the Wilinus Pass?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t Sybil with you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t he a treasure?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t he?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t it supposed to give you a lovely warm glow?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that part of what diplomacy is all about?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that what everyvun wants?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that wonderful?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t this tiresome?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is that important?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is that understood?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is that what you''ll be wearing, Cheery?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is that why he''s got human ears all over his back?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is there any supper?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is this what you call civilized?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is your arm all right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Is your whole family called Igor?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	It was n''t the Watch, was it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	It was n''t until they were at the edge of the town square that one of the people said,''Oi, what the hell happened there?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	It yields no clue at all to the sender?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	It''s rather kinder to them than slaughter, do n''t you think?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	It''s the gate to the cattle market, am I right?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Just his way, see?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Keep your eyes on the bastards, will you?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	L ancre?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Lady Sybil?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Let''s make sure Sybil is all right and then, captain, we''re going to-''''Prod buttock, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Let''s try it again. Whadda we want?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Like a kind of getaway vehicle, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Like"Whadda we want?Dum- deedum- dee. When do we want it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Little things like Did my ship get there safely?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Look, how did you know what to do?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Look, the thing was coming down, what else should I have done?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Look, they''ve even got the currants right, see?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Lucky one for you, eh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	MIDNIGHT, SEE?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Make sure this place is Okay, will you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	May I test it against the creature?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Maybe he''d snapped after sixty years of changing candles?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Me, a vampire, interfering in the affairs of the dwarfs?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Mhm- mhm?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Mind?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Mmm?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Mmph?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Mmph?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Nervous Nigel''s still around, is n''t he?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	No sulphurous incontinent cats have come forward to confess?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	No, what they needed to know every day were things like How much are cattle selling for in Ankh- Morpork today?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Now, how would a werewolf think?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Now, who the hell is Gavin?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Now?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	O''course, you''re going to be a bit whiffy for a while, but better to be itchy than dead, eh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Oh, ye gods, is that Igor''s parcel under the seat?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Oh?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	One of them was holding a kitchen knife in a trembling hand,''Have you come here to ravish us?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Or do you want me to take it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Or iron, perhaps?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Otherwise- Look, where the hell are all the werewolves, eh?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Out loud, he growled,''You seen any other wolves around here?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	POSSIBLY YOU ARE IN A STATE OF HEIGHTENED AWARE- NESS CAUSED BY LACK OF FOOD, SLEEP AND BLOOD?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Pat him on the head for me:''''What the hell was that all about, Cheery?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps in the interests of diplomacy you could write a short-''''Do 1 need a pisspot?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps what happened here has happened there too?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Ping, is it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Please fetch my axe from my chamber, will you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Please?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Please?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Put out some messages for her, will you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Quaffing, do you think?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Rats on sticks?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Really?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Reckon that''s the way he wanted to go?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Reg Shoe, right?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Remember?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Sam, is n''t there something you can do?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Says so right here, regulation 301, sub- section c. Do you understand me?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	See how we get on when we simply talk?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	See the trapdoor up to the controls?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	See?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Sergeant Angua?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Shall we get back?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	She said,''Do you think we ought to take the alligator with us?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Should I stop washing?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Sir, did you notice the strange thing about the trophies they had on the wall?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	So if there''s any trouble like that, I want the sugar- stealing person reported to me right away, understand?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	So what are the pluses here?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	So what is his name?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	So what would he call it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	So where are all the werewolves?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	So why is the only person who has n''t tried to blow me out this morning the blood- sucking vampire?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	So, what were his options?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	So, what''s your name, then?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	So, you''re resisting arrest?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Still untouched by time after fifteen hundred years?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Still with me?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Still, ve have that in common, do n''t ve?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Stolen the dwarfs''pet rock?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Supposing we had official visitors?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Surely the signallers must''ve had something?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Surely they must''ve crossed the river by now?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	THE END Do you want to know more about the Discworld?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Take young Igor here with you and get him settled in, Okay?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Tell Detritus to turn round again, will you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	That should do it, should n''t it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	That spaniel?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	That was another Uberwald sport, was n''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	That was what officering was all about, was n''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	That''s a bit low, is n''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	That''s a werewolf that does n''t change, you know?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	That''s giving him problems?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	That''s the truth, is n''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	That''s why the response came out as a weak''What?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	The King let the word hang in the air for a while, and then went on:''And who gave the order to kill the craftsman in AnkhMorpork?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	The Klatchians say a man''s leg is his second face, did you know that?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	The Scone of Stone had been stolen, had it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	The acting consul, you remember?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	The bag to carry your axe, er-''''Not glittery enough?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	The clacks do a skeleton service as far as Uberwald now, do n''t they?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	The diplomatic career had certainly got off to a good start, eh?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	The manufacturer of rubber goods?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	The original Scone had been in the cave, had n''t it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	The pack''s all here, then?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	The question is, can you outswim the waterfall?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Then I''m stuck, right?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Then it is simply a matter of opening and closing sluices, you see?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	There had to be some sort of a trial, did n''t there?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	There should be people around, should n''t there?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	There was more mumbling among the bystanders, the general consensus being: why not?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	There''s all this fuss about a female dwarf trying to act like, like-''''A lady, sir?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	There''s none so deaf as those that wo n''t hear, are you saying?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	There''s not much game this close to the town, but we''ve still got some-''''Carrot?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	They had hot steamy baths and then ran around in the snow hitting one another with birch logs, did n''t they?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	They hunt humans, do n''t they?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	They''re mainly from the mountains behind Copperhead, you know?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	They''ve got an embassy here?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Thinthe you mention it, could I put a parthel on your coach for Igor?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Those fights every night in the dwarf bars?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Thousands?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Treated you well, did they?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Tugged at the carpet and tried to drag him away?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Understand?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Vimes opened his mouth to say,''Is that a uniform you''re wearing, captain, or is it fancy dress?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Vot could he possibly vant?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Vould you like a biscuit?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Was he searched?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Was it Sam Vimes who''d stepped up to fight the werewolf, despite the fact that the thing was strong enough to bend a sword in a circle?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Was it almost dawn?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Was it this way out?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Was it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Was it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Was there credit to the trader''s name in Ankh- Morpork?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Was this just after sunset?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	We won, then?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	We''ll find out the movements of everyone and talk to all the guards, Okay?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	We''ve got our own slaughterhouse, have n''t we?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Well, why did n''t you come right out with that at the start, Nobby?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What about the secret passage into this room?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What are these?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What are they bothering to go for?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What can I do?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What chance had he got against a tie and a crest?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What d''you say, eh?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What do you know about Bonk?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What do you tell Lady Sybil about us?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What else was on his side?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What for?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What good''s that?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What had Wolfgang said?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What had happened to diplomatic immunity?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What happened next?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What happens when I go to the lavatory?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What is it called, Cheery?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What is it that Ankh- Morpork wants?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What is it you want?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What is it, your excellency, that Ankh- Morpork wants?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What kind of vat?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What of it?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What the hell''s this?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What was he doing?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What was it you said to the Istanzian ambassador last month?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What was that?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What was the point?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What was the simple solution?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What was the special today?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What was wrong with the first ones I did?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What would be the point of being quiet at this time of night?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What would be the point of cyphering messages that very clever enemies could n''t break?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What would the world be like if we were all alike?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What''re people going to say about rioting in the streets?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What''re you asking me, corporal?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What''s happening?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What''s happening?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What''s the Low King?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What''s the name of this one?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What''s the point of all this, Carrot?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What''s the time now?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What''s the worst that would happen?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What''s up with you?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	What?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	When Do n''t Know Jack had pinched that silver in Sto Lat and then galloped at speed to the sanctuary of the Shades in Ankh- Morpork?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	When does the guard change?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	When he was a few feet away from Awkward he put his head on one side and said,''Hrurrrm?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	When?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Where are your weapons now, Ankh- Morpork?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Where have you been?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Where is everyone tonight?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Where is your father?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Where''s Detritus?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Where''s Mother?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the money?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the nearest clacks tower, Detritus?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the white bits and the yellow bits and those green bits you always hope are herbs?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Where''th the point in that?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Which one was real?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Whine?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Who cared what a wolf was called?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Who gave the order?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Who is in charge here?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Who was it said,"Where there are policemen, you find crimes"?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Who would he send?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Who''d go to these lengths to steal food?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Who''d have believed it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Who''d want to do away with him?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Why are you here?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Why ca n''t the King just renounce all claim, get the Scone back, and then say he had his fingers crossed?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Why have n''t I promoted you, Cheery?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Why him?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Why should AnkhMorpork dwarfs object if someone says they''re not dwarfs?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Why should they be allowed to do this?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Why were you so stupid?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Why''re our dwarfs scrapping?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Why''re you so nervy?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Why''s that?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Why?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Will you tell me this is a fake too?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	With Nobby?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Wo n''t that be rather messy?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Would it be you who picked up a weapon and came after me?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Would it be you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Would n''t he bounce out?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Would that help?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Would the guards take that much interest?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Would you care to follow me?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Would you like another go?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Would you recognize that glacier if you saw it again?'').
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Would you thtep thith way?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Would you try to tell me that four guards sitting in that little guardhouse on a twelve- hour shift will be alert all the time?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Wrap that up in diplomacy and give it to him, will you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Yes, sire?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Yes, you do, do n''t you?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Yesterday morning?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You broke the cyphers on all those messages from Uberwald?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You ca n''t do it, so I''ll-''''I did n''t say-''Gaspode stopped, and then went on,''I''m going to do it, are n''t I?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You did n''t hear me arrive, did you?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t want to go starting a war, do you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You is demoted to lance- constable, understand?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You know I said I''d measure up for them?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You know some of the remarks people make?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You know their Scone of Stone has been stolen?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You know what I mean?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You remember me telling you last year?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You remember?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You thee?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You think 1 taught him?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You think I''m a sergeant, do you, Corporal Nobbs?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You think you merely have to threaten and the lesser races back down, eh?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You turn up when people are possibly going to die?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You understand?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You want another game?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You want to get out of here alive?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You would be the Baroness Serafine von Uberwald?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You''d add a bit of sand every day, yes?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You''re going to trick me or blackmail me or whatever it takes, are n''t you...?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	You''re telling me how I should think, now?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	Your helmet, if you please?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	` Did you hear Corporal Littlebottom talking about that museum theft when we came on duty today, Buggy?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	a copper, will you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	a love story?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	a teetotaller?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	actors, miss?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	any thoughts, Nobby?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	are-''''Bastards?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	beer?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	but is this not the ninehundred- year- old axe of my family?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	but someone was expecting it, were n''t they?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	but, well, Fred Colon had been a sergeant when Sam Vimes was a rookie, had n''t he?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	companion?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	do I hate them with all my life?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	do you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	face me?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	happened back there?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	he had n''t, had he?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	he wouldn''t-''''I believe you have such a thing in Ankh- Morpork as the Guild of Assassins?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	i= Incidentally, get that bloody wig off Nobby and hide it, will you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	it would look bad if you appeared to be too excited, but you ca n''t be blamed if a stupid flatfoot pokes his nose into things?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	little girls taking goodies to granny?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	meat?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	merely devilishly difficult?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	mice?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	not be bothered with-''''-trivial matters?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	not right now?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	not the King, are you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	or shut your eyes or something, Okay?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	pink stuff?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	pool?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	she doing?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	so cool?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	taster?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	that replaces human blood?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	that sort of thing?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	the, er, werewolf thing?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	them down there?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	these traditional dwarfs come here, though?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	they do n''t quite see why knockermen are still so powerful?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	this rabbit?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	traffic calming any more?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	trouble, you''re to get Lady Sybil back to the embassy, all right?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	us?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	we''d have devised a system that meant the clacks could n''t even be operated unless the trapdoor was shut, would n''t we?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	well, everyone knew a pillow was a sack full of feathers, did n''t they?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	well, is there any real risk?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	well, they were the same, right?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	well, was it a nervous laugh?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	well, you know what people call men who wear wigs and gowns, do n''t you?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	what now?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	what was it?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	what?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	what?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	with party loot bags?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	would you do what Vimes did?
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	wrong, is it- reading other people''s messages?''
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett	young dwarf?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Dang?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	O excrement, I am about to die?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''"How''s Your Granny Off For Soap?"
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''''"What''s the magic word?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''''Is that all?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''''Whut?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''A cup of tea in five minutes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''A place that we''re not even certain exists?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''A revolution too?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''About how big a mountain?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''After all, everyone knows that''s what you get beyond the Wall, do n''t they?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''After being a teacher all your life?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, er, I think perhaps there''s been a bit of a —''''Look, old chap, are you coming or what?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Ah,''he said,''they''ve seen reason, have they?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Alchemists?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''All right, can anyone tell me what he was doing wrong?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''All right, if you do n''t trust my calculations, then what are the alternatives?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''All right, so how come they''re saying there''s not 2,300,009 of them, eh?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''All right, what do your lot believe?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''All right, what happens now?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Alternatively, would you be interested in hearing a famous quotation?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Am I alone in thinking, by the way, that it does n''t add to the status of this University to have an ape on the faculty?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And Hamish there —''''Whut?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And a new hat?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And all this talk about the Red Army?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And are we sure it''s Rincewind?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And experienced in fighting?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And how do the men know the lightning dragons are angry?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And never have to go anywhere again as long as I live?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And officially call myself a wizard?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And people can pay?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And that time we were attacked by those people who wanted to kill us?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s fascinating, is it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And then I can have my old job back?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And then I rip her clothes off?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And then we''ll wait until nightfall and- What''s that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And there''s a lot of people in Hunghung, I expect?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And very hungry on account of not having eaten on the way?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And we do n''t want people to panic, do we?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And what do they tell you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And what do you do in the Red Army?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And what game will it be?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And what''s that, then?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And what- is his pleasure?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And when were you ever in Ephebe?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And where shall we play?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And where,''said Six Beneficent Winds tremulously,''is the Great Wizard?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And you''re their chief, right?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And you''ve brought me to Hunghung, have n''t you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And your move?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And yourself?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''And, er, shall I send some servants to clear away the, er, body?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Another one of who?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Any more questions?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone fancy something else?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone know who he was?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone out there?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone understand that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Anyway, you seem to be very well informed, eh, Runes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Apart from Form Four?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Archchancellor, I really do think —''''Oh, you think, do you?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t they?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Are we meddling with things we do n''t understand, Ponder?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Are we not talking about your surrender?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Are you going to lie around all day?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Are you just a ruffian?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Are you mad?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Are you still here?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Are you still here?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure, Lord Hong?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Barbarian invaders?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Barbarism?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Been away, have you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Before the city what?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Behold what?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Besides,''said Truckle,''where''d we get another chance like this?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Better fifty yards now than six feet in a minute, yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Big Nurker?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Bin practising every day,''n I?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Black what?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Boat?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''But Stibbons kept going on about things weighing the same, right?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''But are n''t we supposed to get something back?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''But does n''t it waste a lot of time?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''But look, you know, I''m sure if we talked to him —''''Have n''t you been listening?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''But supposing we see more guards?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''But they believe in the Great Wizzard and you want him to come here?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''But what is it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''But what?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''But why''s he grinnin''at the same time?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''But would anyone listen?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''But you have never, in fact, actually been entitled to call yourself a wizard?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''But you''re all alive?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''But —''''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Butterflies?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t quite face it, Teach, can you?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you speak, grandfather?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you stop it blurring like that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you wiggle them off?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Call this living?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Can I have an order obeyed around here?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Can I have them mashed?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Can I just show him what I''ve been practising with my lump o''teak?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Can they do that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Can we get on?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Can we kill him now?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Can we please hurry?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Can you hear me, Teach?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Can you see it nailed down anywhere?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Can you think of anything else to keep them amused for an hour?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Chess?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Chief Wizard?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Chocolate?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Cohen the Barbarian?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Cohen?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Cohen?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Cohen?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Come again?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Could be the lining?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Could you perhaps not shout quite so loud?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Could you, perhaps, try to be a little more indiscreet?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Crowdie the Strong?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''D''you know anything about Grand Viziering?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Did I?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Did anyone from the University see you do it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t I try to tell you?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t say please?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t say thank you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t you know?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Did we?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Did you do that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Did you do this?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Did you ever believe that business about every enemy you killed becoming your servant in the next world?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Did you hear that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Did you know there''s a wall all round the Empire?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Did you say mountain of skulls?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Did you smell him?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t think, eh?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t we bang our swords on our shields and utter defiance?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you people ever eat beef?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you see?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Do teachers go anywhere special when they die?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Do we do a battle chant or something?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Do we get fed in here?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Do we sing a song for the gods before we go into battle?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Do you always waste breath like this?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know anything about fighting, clerk?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know how to handle a sword?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know if you have any relatives overseas?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know,''said Ridcully,''I think I actually understood some of that?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Do you not have amazing wizardly powers?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Do you see that hill behind the city?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think we were wise to light that string when we sent the thing back?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Do you understand?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Does he always talk like that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Does he even look like a Great Wizard?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Does he?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Does it occur to you that guards do n''t stab themselves?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Does someone blow a whistle or something?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Does that help?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Does that mean we have to try not to kill them?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Does that mean you can get my friends somewhere safe?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Dying to find out, eh?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Eh?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Eh?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Emperor,''said Lord Hong wearily,''what will you have us do with this Great Wizard of yours?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Er,''he said,''there seems to be —''''Having problems?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Er,''said Rincewind, after surveying the little scene,''are any of these men under eighty years old?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Even if you knew?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Even you, Cohen?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Everyone here?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Exactly what do you mean?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, Lord Hong,''said the apparition,''but do you by any chance remember Bes Pelargic?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, what is your name?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Fingernails?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''First offence?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Five thousand firecrackers?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Floods and Droughts?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Fortune cookie?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Fortune cookie?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Free?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''From our friend Herb?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Get the hang of it?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Ghosts?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Give?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Good grief, how can you live with a philosophy like that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Good heavens, all of 4B?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Good lord, is it that time already?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Gosbar the Wake?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Got any ideas?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Got everythin''you want?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Great Wizard?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Haaaroooooohhhh?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Had to stuff it down my trousers —''''Poison?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Hah, it''s not worth dying if all you''ve got to look toward to is leftover meat and floating around in a boat smelling of your socks, is it, eh?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Hah, well, he would n''t, would he?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Hah, yes, really?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Hahaha?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Has he gone off his head?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Have n''t any of you seen a bath before?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Have they got a library, perhaps?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Have we done that?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever had the red mist come down and woke up to find you''d bitten twenty people to death?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever seen the, er, former Emperor?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Have you got an accountant?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Have you heard of the Red Army?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Have you met my daughters?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Have you no honour?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Have you two been cooking up something?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''He can wizard himself out of it, ca n''t he?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''He did?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''He has?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''He took Art because he was n''t any good at spelling I mean, who wrote it?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Her health?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Here?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Here?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Heroic eunuchs?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Hey?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How about Organdy Sloggo?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How about if we just cut a bit off?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How about if we kill everyone?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How about the ravishing?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How about we find a door, rush out, and kill everyone?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How about you, taxman?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How big is it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How big is your army, barbarian?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How big''s the Red Army?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How can he be certain if he ca n''t see them?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How can we have let this happen?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How can you be so certain?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How can you hope to win without sacrificing the occasional pawn?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How can you smell anything after eating those?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How come you''re still alive?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How did they catch you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How did you all get here?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How did you get in here?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How did you know?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How do I do that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How do you feel?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How do you mean, reward?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How far have you got?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How fast do you think it was going?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How long do we wait?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How lucky do you feel, my lords?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How many of them are there?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How many soldiers have they got?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How many you killed?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How much do you think he weighs?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How old are you, exactly?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How serious are these bits?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How will I get back?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How will we know when he arrives?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How''d they manage to fight with this rubbish?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How''d you like to be governor of Bhangbhangduc and all these islands around here?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How''d you- How''d he know that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How''re those entrails coming along?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How''re you drawn, then?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How''re you feeling, old chap?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How''re you quartered?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How''s he know I wo n''t just let the wizard die?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How''s it supposed to go?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How''s it supposed to start?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Hur, hur, hur- What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I did?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I did?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t know, what''s he going to think?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t see what raising a perfectly valid- What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t want to cast a shadow on things,''said the Dean,''but if this is n''t Rincewind, then where is he?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I need to know so''s it can be put on your gravestone —''''I wonder if I might effect some introductions at this point?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I said WHOSE SIDE WERE YOU ON?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose you''re not talking about healthy early morning runs and a high- fibre diet?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose,''he said, slowly,''that none of you has got some amazing plan you''ve been keeping quiet about?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder what time it is?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder,''he said brightly, rising into the starting position,''if this is the time to draw your attention to a famous saying?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder,''said Mr Saveloy,''if you have ever heard of the term"evolution"?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I''m Emperor now, am I?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I''m coming in, OK?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I''m saying we take everything we can carry and head off back home, right?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''I- What?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''If I''m Emperor, I can tell everyone what to do, right?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''If he is such a great wizard, why is he still tied up?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''In Hunghung?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Incidentally,''he said,''what did you do with the Barking Dog?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Including the one they call the Great Wizard?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Intelligence?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Interesting?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is he dead?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is he mad or what?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is he one of ours?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is it her?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is it me,''said Mr Saveloy,''or is it getting wider?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is it possible you''re talking about geometry?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is it,''she said,''something like this?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t it dangerous, going around the Hub?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t that a Pointless Albatross?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t this room 3B?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is that a problem to such a great wizard?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is that all you can think of, looting and pillaging?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is that all?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is that like tactics?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is that so?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is that what it was?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is there anyone here not concealin''some kind of implement?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is there anyone,''said Lord Hong,''who has anything they would like to say?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is this civilization again?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is this it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Is this still the Century of the Fruitbat?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''It worked when we brought him here, did n''t it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''It''s Rincewind, is n''t it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''It''s a map of the way out?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''It''s no good goin''around saying"astonishing"all the time, ai n''t that so, Truckle?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''It''s not?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''It''s the Wizard, is n''t it?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''It''s the marvellous Singing Sword of Wong, is n''t it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''It''s very hard to —''''Very serious bits?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Just send me thousands of miles with my pants on fire and you do n''t even know where I''ll land?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Just seven old men?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Just you watch this vase and if it moves again you do to it what I once did to the Green Necromancer of the Night, all right?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Kills sharks, you say?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Klatch?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Know what?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Lads?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s settle this once and for all, shall we?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Like sleepwalkers, you mean?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Listen to me, will you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Listen, you know that long problem in thaumic fields you wanted me to put in?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Look, how come you were all taken alive?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Look, on my bit of paper here it says you must n''t say —''''We''ve got shields, have n''t we?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Look, there''s no such thing as invisible vampire ghosts, all right?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Looking like that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Lord High Chief?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Lord Hong?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Lord?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Lots of guards, no doubt?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Lotus Blossom?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Lovely?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Lunch, dinner and breakfast?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Mad Kings?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Make new ones?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Makes sense, right?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Makes you think, eh?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Manual?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''McFweeneyf?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''McSweeneys?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Mercy?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Saveloy?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Winds, perhaps you would be so good as to summon someone?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Winds?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''My lord?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Never passed any exams or anything?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Nice ancient egg, shogun?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Nitch?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''No slogans?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''No, he did n''t mean —''''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''No, no, no?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''No, really?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''No- one?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Not hungry?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Not shields, then?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Not some kind of sign?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Not the secret of how silk is made?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Now, you lot, you saw that?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Nurker?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Nurker?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''OK?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Of the whole Empire?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Oh yeah?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Oh yeah?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, is that it?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, no?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, really?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, turned up at last, have we?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, you''ve been a teacher, have you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Old men?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''On a shelf in the Library, right?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''On that demonic device?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''One Big Mother?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''One Big Mother?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Oooorrrr?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Oooorrrrr?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Oorrry orrraaah?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Or Tempest- Wrecked Mariners?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Or perhaps not?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Or"survival of the fittest"?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Our surrender?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Papers, old man?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps someone would be kind enough to pass me up my tea?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps you would like a holiday?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps you would like to come with us?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Please, master?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Potatoes?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Presumed?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Pretty good, eh?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Punishment?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Quanti canicula ilia in fenestre?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Rape?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Red flag?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Return to where?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Rincewind?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Rincewind?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Run outa legs, have we?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Runes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''S''posing we win?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Sapient pearwood, eh?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Says here quaffing, carousing, throwing axes at young women''s hair?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Seas of blood, was n''t it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Sequins?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Sergeant of the Guard?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Settle down?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Seven old men fighting this whole army?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''She another daughter, Pearl?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Should n''t we get back?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Should we shout for help?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Siege?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Six thousand miles?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Slasher Mungo?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Slaughtering?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Smoke pipes at me, would you?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Snow on his head?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''So make sure you tell people there''s no truth in this rumour, will you?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''So they''ll sort of be in charge of themselves, will they?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''So what?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''So what?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''So where''s the rest of him?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''So?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry, Archchancellor?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry, my lord?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Spend it on?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Star- Crossed Lovers?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Stopping for a breather?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Such a great wizard allowed you to bring him here in a sack?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Supposing I end up crushed in the middle of a mountain?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Supposing I was to admit I was from behind the Wall?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Tch, tch,''said D. M. H.''Seems to be- Hello?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Teach, why do n''t you take Mr Taxman over to the corner out of harm''s way?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Teach?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Teach?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Teach?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Teach?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Teach?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''That was an Overarm Belter?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''That was the Plan, yeah?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''That''s all very well if you''re just passing through,''said Mr Saveloy,''but what if you want to come back next day?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''That''s kind of an early morning torture, is it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''That''s punishment for putting up a poster?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''That''s when you go berserk, right?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''That''s your reward, is it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''The Empire?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''The Great Blob of Swallow''s Vomit?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''The Jade Head of Sung Ts''uit Li?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''The Talking Vase of Emperor P''gi Su?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''The body, Lord Hong?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''The capital city?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''The huge round mound?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''The list of acceptable civilized words, yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''The officer concerned has been executed?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''The old brain cells are finally banging together, yes?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''The one about there being millions of them?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''The one they say guards the giant ruby of the mad snake god?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''The one with the spiked collar?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''The weather?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''The what?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''The what?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''The whole world?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Them?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Then why do n''t they set them free?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''They''d rather have some poisoner like this Hong instead of me?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''This hat, o great lord?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''This is Ankh- Morpork, is n''t it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''This is being Emperor, is it?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''This is not an albatross?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''This is pants, is it?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''This is what it''s all been about, is n''t it?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''This is —''''Whut?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''This slaughtering and butchering business is n''t how you do it these days, right?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Three thousand years?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Twoflower?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Um, how shall I phrase this?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Um,''he said,''if we leave the palace now, we''ll be killed, right?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Until you left, you mean?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Up around the Hub?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Up here?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Us?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Usually around 3 a.m.''''And that time we were on a dragon and it disappeared in mid- air?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Very provident people?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Voice?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Wardrobe?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Was I?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Was it anchovy essence?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Was it him?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Was it you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Was it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Was that a capital S on Square, please?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Was that an attempt at a little bit of psychological warfare there, Mr Rincewind?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Was that man Disembowel- Meself- Honourably present at the time?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Wassat mean?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Wassat?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''We do n''t have to marry them, do we?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''We do n''t know why they want this wizard?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''We do n''t want you accidentally sticking your fingers down your throat or anything like that, do we?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''We shall see what your barbarian Emperor can do then, wo n''t we?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''We take out some muh- muh —?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''We''re definitely not going to die, right?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''We''re going to die, are n''t we?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''We''re not taking all five horses, are we?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''We''ve done it, Teach?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''We?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Well, do we say any heathen chants or prayers?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Well, how''re you hung?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Well, in that case, I expect you know my old friend Five Tongs who lives in the Street of Heavens, yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Well, the ants are n''t very good at differential analysis, so —''''And that strange wobbly thing with the cuckoo?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Well, what else am I supposed to do?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Well, would you hang around if someone had just lit a firework by your arse?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Well, you can take''em and —''''Ah?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What Seven Sages?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What a lateral?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What about Hrun?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What about the testimony of Four Big Sandal, then?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What about these erratic boulders?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What about those?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What are these old fools you''ve brought us?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing here?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What are your terms?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What big hippo?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What bloody list?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What body?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What brings you into this dump, then?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What can this mean?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What d''you mean, old fellow?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What did he say?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What did you expect to happen?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What did you spend your last haul on, Truckle?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What did you teach?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What do I do now?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What do we do now?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What do you call the things that grind corn?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What do you foreign bloodsuckers use?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What do you have there, grandfather?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, man?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, sleepwalkers?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What do your tribe believe happens to you when you die in battle?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What does that mean?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What does that mean?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What does this lever do?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What dog?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What exactly you plannin'', Teach?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What for?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What for?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What for?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What for?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What form of government is that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What good would that do?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What happened to the following- master- everywhere thing?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What happened?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What happened?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What happens if I claim immunity because I''m a foreigner?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What has gone wrong this time?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What hat, o mighty warrior?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What have you actually done, gentlemen?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What in?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What is going on here, pray?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What is it that eunuchs do,''he said,''that they stop doing when they go on strike?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What is it they actually do with the flowers?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What is that you''ve got behind your back?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What is this person?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What is this stuff?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What is your wish, o master?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What is?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of sad, hopeless person needs to write WIZZARD on their hat?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What lining?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What now?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What shall we tell Lord Hong?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What sort of services are they?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell is he doing?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell''s going on?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What was that again?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What will happen if we yield now?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What would you do, Lord Tang?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What would you like them to do?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What you voting for, lad?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''ll happen to him?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''ll we call him?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''re they?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''re we doing, Ghenghiz?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you hanging around here for?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you saying?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s Mad Hamish going on about?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s a bombardier?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s a long- term strategy?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s a lovemaking pipe?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s a menu, friend?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s goin''on, Mr Stibbons?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s he mean?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s my move now, Teach?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s so important about the Red Army?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s so special about Lord Hong, then?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the penalty for entering the Forbidden City again, Teach?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this say, Teach?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s time to a cow?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your name, lad?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your name, young man?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your name?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''ve we got that you want, though?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What''ve you done?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What, for pay?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What, here?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What, old Voltan?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What, that the rest of my life will be peaceful and enjoyable?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What, to fight?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What,''said Rincewind,''are you doing in my wardrobe?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Wheels with teeth?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''When do we start?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''When you visited Ankh- Morpork, did you ever meet a man called Dibbler?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''When you''re ready, Teach?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Where are the rest of your barbarians, peasant?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Where are you from, peasant?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Where exactly are the nadgers?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Where is this?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Where to?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Where to?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Where you from, shogun?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Where''d he go?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s Hong?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s the skill in big lumps of meat?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Where, master?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Which of those one hundred and forty- nine occasions are you referring to?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Which one of you is the Lord Chamberlain?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Which way''s that throne room?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whips?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Who are all these children?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Who are these mad old men?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Who died and made you Emperor?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Who for?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Who me?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Who was he, anyway?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Who will win in the morning?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Who you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Who''re all them vinegar- faced old baggages at the front?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Who''re you calling a eunuch?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Who''re you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s ever heard of a hero running away?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s going to protect you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s going to win?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s he?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Who?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Whutzeesayin''?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you talking to him like that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why did n''t you say earlier?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why did you ask the question, then?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why did you do that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why did you tell him that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why did you tell that firework merchant that everyone you knew had died suddenly?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t we go and kill everyone in their beds?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t we just invite them to dinner and massacre them all when they''re drunk?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t we just rush up and kill the guards?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why in the cells?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why is that still going on?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why should we put down our weapons?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why''d they say it, then?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why''d you want to buy a piece of paper?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why''re their feet so small?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why''re they all so excited?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why''re we carrying pieces of paper?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why''re we doing this?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why, what do they believe?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Will this theft be treated as income or capital?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Will you look at that sky?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Winding?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''With that hat?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''With that sword?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Wizzard?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Would you care to smell it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like a peppermint?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like me to extinguish the string, sir?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like to know how big the meat cleaver is that Two Fire Herb is holding in his hand?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like, oh, let''s say about sixty gallons of boiling water?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Would you rather die than betray Lord Hong?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, but right now who''re you more frightened of?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, what''d she say?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, what?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yep?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Archchancellor?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Bursar?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Bursar?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Cohen?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Cohen?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Ghenghiz?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Librarian?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Two Fire Herb?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but what do they grind corn with?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but what is it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, dear boy, why not?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, lad?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, lad?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, my lord?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, what?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You OK in there?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You a religious man at all?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You all right, Mr Hamish?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You are maintaining a disguise?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You ate someone?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You been on the Bursar''s pills, Dean?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You ca n''t think of anything civilized?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You call this a way to enter a city?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You can shove them up —''''Ah?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You can understand it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You can —''''Ah?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You do know that while we''re arguing Three Yoked Oxen is being tortured?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t believe me, do you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t believe me?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t know that?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You do, do n''t you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You getting all this?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You got the"Wind"syllable?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You have a better idea, Great Wizard?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You have made the proclamation about our celestial army of ghosts?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You have n''t had a lot of military experience, have you, Teach?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You have something to say, Two Fire Herb?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You heard about him too?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You hit them?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You just say, see here, Gunga Din, you''re out on your ear, OK?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You know how common kids go through a stage of pulling the wings off flies?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You know how you seriously wanted to become very rich in international trade?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You know that thing we were here to steal?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You know that, do you?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You know the Terrible Man- eating Sloth of Clup?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You know, they half believe you really are a great wizard?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You know?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You led the Red Army, did n''t you?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You like the seaside, Hamish?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You mean cut his throat?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You mean he had been caught already?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You mean it''s alive?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You mean people''ve been looking at me and thinking I mince around saying, Helluo, Saltat?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You mean that there''s people in prison and no- one can remember why?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You mean the sort of things where you light the blue touch paper and stick it up your nose?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You mean they''ll be trying not to kill us?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You mean they''re not Agatean pictograms?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You mean you want me to pay before I eat it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You mean, like, really for ever?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You must mean"curious and more curious", surely?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You remember the good times we had?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You say?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You say?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You see dat?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You see this wobbly bit near the kidneys?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You see those armies over there?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You see?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You see?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You see?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You see?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You see?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You sure you want to come with us?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You sure you''re coming to the right afterlife?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You sure?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You think I can snap my fingers like this, and all the guards would drop dead?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You think you having some uprising and hanging a few people will do it?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You two planned this?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You want an apple, is that it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You want to fight me?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You want to know about that?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You wanted to know about the tapping code?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You watching this hand?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You were the guard?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not thinking of really staying here?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You''re telling me you got the answer before you asked the question?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You''re thinking, are n''t you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You''re too frightened to fight seven old men, is that it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve decided to go, then?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve got to allow for zooming- through- the- occult- dimensions time?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''— although it is theoretically possible for the psyche to remain present —''''Eh?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''— and, you know, did odd jobs and things and kind of, you know, helped out —''''I say, did anyone notice that?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''— as far as we know —''''What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''— from the very first moment, it is virtually cetain —''''Virtually?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''— give or take ten per cent —''''Give or take?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''— or toes, ears, that kind of thing?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''— so put it back, d''you hear?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	''— to hold together for distances of up to, er, six thousand miles —''''Up to?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	++????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	++????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	++????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	++????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	.. Just got out of bed, have you?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	?++ Out of Cheese Error.
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	?, which it did with depressing frequency.
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	?????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	?????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	?????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	?????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	?????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	A hero having a rest?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	A jewel or something?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	A little, not to put too fine a point on it, old?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	A sky like that is portentous,''''And what, pray, do you think it portends?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	A voice said:''Would you rather die than betray your Emperor?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	About six years ago?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Ai n''t that so, Cohen?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	All better now?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	All of you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	All right?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	All that learnin''to be civilized?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Am I right so far?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	An ape''s number two?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	An expression of disapproval?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And I do n''t care what you do to me, right?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And I must keep my word, otherwise what am I?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And he might not have lived like a barbarian, but he''s bloody well going to be buried like one, all right?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And it would be dreadful if you lost your way and accidentally strayed out of the Forbidden City, would n''t it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And it''s been an education, has n''t it, boys?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And it''s the way out, do you understand?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And made specially fierce by the Great Wizard?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And now,''he added hurriedly,''which way is out?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And rules?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And the colours?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And the little man had gone back home, had n''t he?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And then cut their throats?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And then he said,''All rightl''And then he turned and began to say,''How about that, then?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And those, you know, like glass chandelier things?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And what is it you want to achieve?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And what''s this"darn"and"heck"?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And who just hit me?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And you are —?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	And you''re to do what I tell you, OK?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Anyone else?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Anyone got something red?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Anyone know what the Great Wizard looks like?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Anything else we can do for you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, what''s he running away for?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Anyway,''he added, feeling a little proud despite himself,''Teach here is goin''to get us in on an invisible duck, ai n''t that so, Teach?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t you going to say something?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Are we in arms and legs territory here?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right, old friend?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Are you listening?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Are you listening?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Armies?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Been chopping heads off my whole life and what''ve I got to show for it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Besides, why look behind?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Big lumps?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Big stones with holes in them?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Bit of an idiot, yes?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Bloody tactics?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Born before you die?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Both legs are shorter than the other, right?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	But these?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	But what a way to go, eh?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	But what are we saying?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	But where there''s slaves, what''ll you expect to find?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	But you do realize, do n''t you, that it might take years to find him?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	But?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	By magic?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t even trust the food?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t get your mind round it?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Call me an idiot if you like,''said the Dean,''but why would anyone want him?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Call yourself a wizard and you do n''t think?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Can I believe we''re afraid of seven men?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Can I have a word, Cohen?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Can I partake of your famous delicacy"Meal A for two People with extra Prawn Cracker"?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Can I say something?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Can we start?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Cells do n''t suddenly become unlocked?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Chop?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Civilization?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Cohen the Barbarian?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Cohen?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	D''you know, when I went after that Five- Headed Vampire Goat over in Skund they said I should n''t on account of it being an endangered species?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Destinies of Nations Hanging by a Thread?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Did Voltan the Indestructible have a bit of a rest?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Did anyone tell you it''s your job to think?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Did anyone understand how much vermilion cost these days?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Did he not guide the Master through the lands of ghosts and blood- sucking vampires?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Did the Wizard escape?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Did you find me?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Did you know he killed the guard from inside the cell?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Do I make myself clear?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Do I make myself clear?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Do they carry money of any sort?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Do they do anything vegetarian?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Do you fancy an apple?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Do you know hov hard that is?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Do you know where Hunghung is?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Do you know who you are talking to?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Do you mind shouting?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Do you not know this is the Imperial Square?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Does he look so powerful?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Does it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Does n''t that interest you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Doughnut?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Eh?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Eh?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Emperor?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Eventually an officious voice said,''What do you have to say for yourself, miserable louse?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Eventually one said,''What were they?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Eventually the wheelbarrow- pusher, in the manner of a man who knows he''s in for it no matter what he does, mumbled,''Your honour commands?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Ever thought of that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Everyone knows this, do n''t they?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Fall over on people?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Follow me so far?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	For some reason the face of the Dean waddled across his mind, and he brightened upj''They might be happy with a great wizard, do you think?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Free for all or what?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Free?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Generally he was there to answer quite difficult questions, like''How can anyone get a negative mark in Basic Firemaking?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Get chore- Yeah, what is it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Ghenghiz Cohen?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Got another hanky?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Got mad papers, have you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Got''i m?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Great Wizard?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Grind?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Grind?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Guard?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Hair?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Has he got huge cheek pads?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Have I convinced you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Have you any idea?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Have you considered that?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever heard of the theory that History goes in cycles?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever killed anyone?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever met them?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever seen any?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Have you got any advice?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Have you lost your senses?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	He could get into the Forbidden City?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	He never added,''And how are you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	He nodded at the Lady, and in much the same voice as professional gamblers say''Aces high?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	He thought: Well, so what is supposed to happen now?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	He wanted to say: how can you be so nice and yet so dumb?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	He''d never considered that they''d cluster round and say things like,''Gosh,"Dearly Beloved"was he?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	He''s going to be- How did he do that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Hex says —''''From a standing start to five hundred miles an hour?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Hey, do you remember the time when we went over the edge of the world?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Hey?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Him?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Hmm?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	House to house?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	How about you, shogun, you look like-Here, are n''t you the —?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	How are —?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	How can he hear you, looking like that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	How come he''s saying that all of a sudden?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	How come you''re not dead?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	How did you know you ought to tremble?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	How do you actually make them let go?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	How do you know?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	How long can you hold your breath?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	How long has it been?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	How long has what been?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	How many times did she see it happen?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	How''re we doing, Runes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	How''re you feeling?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Howondaland?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I could start evening classes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I could try to perform some great service?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I expect there''s a manual, or something?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I expect this Oxen lad is in some deep dungeon, yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I expect you''re all here for the battle?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I mean, do you even have any weapons?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I mean, it could n''t have known what the answer was going to be if I did n''t give it the problem, yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I mean, look at him, he made it so easy for you and what does he get?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I mean, really?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what are you expecting them to do?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what did you think you were doing?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I mean, when you get right down to it, why bother?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I mean, who''s gon na feed them?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I said, did I not, that I would neither say nor write any order for your death?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I suggest we take a stroll around the Forbidden City, yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I think you were quarrelling with Lord Tang?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I trust you are well?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I wonder why?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I''m not using the right words, am I?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	I''m sure you''re going to tell us what they say about these foolish and foolhardy old men?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	IF YOU WOULD CARE TO STEP THIS WAY?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	IT?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	If there''s none of them, then why''s there a number?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	If this had been Ankh- Morpork someone would have said,''Oh, yeah, sure, he magically stabbed them in the back?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	If we send that back, wo n''t it mean Rincewind arrives here going very fast?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	If you have a revolution it''ll all be better for them, will it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	If you stand in the same place it all comes round again?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	In bright sunshine?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	In the middle of a war?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Interesting?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Is it a natural feature?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Is it true that you can only count up to five?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that nice?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that so, my lord?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t this the Magic Kingdom of Scrumptiousness?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Is that allowed?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Is that important?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Is that, like, they give you somewhere to stay?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Is there another door out of here?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	It is my aim tonight, er, to demonstrate that by imparting exactly the right amount of spin and the maximum velocity to the object —''''Me?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	It said,''Er, hello?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	It was probably in the job description:''Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	It''s like your game of chess, right?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	It''s to protect myself, yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Know what I mean, shogun?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Let these insolent barbarians go?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Life before death?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Like,"We''d better make the best of it"?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Lovely?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Maybe ninety- five?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Me or this Lord Hong?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Me?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Mighty Empires?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Milk?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Natural selection saw to it that professional heroes who at a crucial moment tended to ask themselves questions like''What is my purpose in life?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Ninety?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	No culprits?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	No good revealing myself straight away, is there?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	No kowtowing by anyone to anyone, all right?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	No mysterious magical armies are going to- Will you stop looking at me like that?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	No revolutionary posters?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	No?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Not even sauce?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Not to anyone?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Now then, where was I?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Now, if you had a monkey, that''s fifty rhinu, he''d say"Got anything smal- ler?"
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Now, what''s that tell you about a place, eh?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Now?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	OK?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Oh, shit, did I just say that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Oh?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	One of them, with teeth like diamonds, leaned towards him and said, in bad Agatean:''You are a tax collector, Mr Knob on Your Hat?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	One tap means —''''Excuse me, but are n''t we communicating now?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Only the other day Adrian Turnipseed had typed in''Why?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Only they spell it Wizzard —''''Oook?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Onna chopstick?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Or do we just scream and charge?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Painted it, I mean?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Pardon?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Pasted posters on them, did you?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you ca n''t do it with people watching?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you think you''re going to have a head left to wear it on?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you''re due something nice?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Please?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Potty?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying,''What happens if I do this?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	REALLY?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	RINCEWIND, ISN''T IT?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	RONALD SAVELOY?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Reeling?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Revolve?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Right?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Rincewind the beggar?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Rincewind the shoemaker?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Rincewind the thief?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Rincewind''s brain prepared the words: Oh, so we think we''re Clever- san just because we''ve got a big stick, do we?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Rincewind, is n''t it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Sang revol- utionary songs until they gave in?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Seas of blood, right?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	See that big lump of teak?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	See?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	See?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	See?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Seven against forty thousand?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Shaped metal that does work?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Should n''t mean anything to a man who once bit a bear''s head off, should it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Should we not resist them with every drop of our life''s blood?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Silver Horde you''re going to rush the city, kill all the guards and steal all the treasure?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	So I think the Red Army should have their leader, do n''t you?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	So are you coming or what?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	So it''s all right for me to touch it?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	So there''s a Mrs Twoflower, is there?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	So we''ll all be off home, OK?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	So whose side were you on?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	So why ai n''t we there?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Some of the students had forecast that Hex would go mad trying to work it out; Ponder had expected Hex to produce the message????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Some of the students had forecast that Hex would go mad trying to work it out; Ponder had expected Hex to produce the message????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Some of the students had forecast that Hex would go mad trying to work it out; Ponder had expected Hex to produce the message????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Some of the students had forecast that Hex would go mad trying to work it out; Ponder had expected Hex to produce the message????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Spare notebook?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Spies everywhere, eh?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Stars and oceans and intelligent life evolving from arts graduates, that sort of thing?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Street fighting?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Sugar?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Supposing he is the Great Wizard?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Sure?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Surely no- one would be so gullible as to write this sort of thing?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Teach?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	That bit about the chrys- anthemumums?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	That sort of thing?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	That was an Overarm Belter, was it?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	That you commanded should be tested?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	That''s a bit short, is n''t it?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The Empire is so great?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The black hat with the red ruby button?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The difference is just a lot of zeroes, right?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The gods, possibly, although surely they knew everything already?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The head cook said:''Just that?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The new batch?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The one who used to eat people?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The quill wrote:+++??????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The quill wrote:+++??????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The quill wrote:+++??????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The quill wrote:+++??????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The quill wrote:+++??????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The quill wrote:+++??????
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The rebels in other cities, they do great revolutionary deeds, do they?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The same goes for the lady, too, if I do n''t hear chomping in the next five seconds, A good mouthful of everything, understand?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The smaller your side the more likely you are to win?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The terrible men clustered around him and Six Beneficent Winds heard the strange syllables of a coarse foreign tongue:''What?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The trouble with young people today?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	The whole thing?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Then he said, as sourly as he dared,''I probably forgot to take into account that there''s three right angles in a triangle, did n''t I?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Then if they ever give trouble you just have to say"Remember Nangnang?"
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Then it looked around blearily and said,''Hehehe?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Then, when they were safely around the corner, Mr Saveloy said,''Now, everyone: who can tell me what Ghenghiz did wrong?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Then:''I suppose they''ve got minstrels here?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	There is no invisible army of blood- sucking ghosts, do you understand?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	There was an occasional''Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	They were talking in a strange language, so to Two Little Wang the speech was merely sounds, which went as follows:''Where the hell are we?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	They will descend like a mist of claws and teeth to-Yes, Lord Sung?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	They''re so very tough looking, are n''t they?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Thieves''Guild training, is it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	This egg you sold me —''''What about it, venerable squire?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	This is n''t Unseen University, is it, sir?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Time for the box again?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Time to settle down, maybe?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Too busy to fight?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Toothed wheels?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Trolls?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Uh, that is, when I say rescue, I suppose I mean: why did you hit me on the head, tie me up, and bring me to wherever this is?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Understand?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Understand?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Vizier?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Vizier?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Waist deep in water?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Wanna try some pork balls?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Want another one?"
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Was there no outside to this place?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	We unlocked the doors and killed the guards and gave your wretched people swords and a map, did we not?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Well, do you know what I think?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Well, what Mrs Rincewind''s little boy, if she was a Mrs Rincewind of course, what he''s going to do about it is nothing, right?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Well, wizzard?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Well?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Well?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Well?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Were they grateful?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What about that, eh?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What are these?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What are they, then?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What are you going to do?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What could Butterfly do to him if he tried and failed?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What could they do?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What d''you think this is, homeopathic warfare?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What did it say on the packet?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What do they do?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What do we do?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What do you think doors are for?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What do you want?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What does he do?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What does that tell you?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What exactly is happening?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What good is that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What good would he be to anyone?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What good''s a shirt that''s not chain mail?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What had happened to duty and honour and stuff like that?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What happened?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What happens now?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What have I just eaten?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What have you done that''s real?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What is a cadre?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What is the matter with your hand?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What is your job?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What kind of song will the minstrels sing about people who invaded through a pipe?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What more could we want?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What sort of difference does it make?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What the are you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What was I saying?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What was it?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What was so odd about that?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What would happen if everyone walked through walls?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What''s a shave?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What''s it matter what you spend it on?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What''s it to be?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What''s my next move here?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What''s the rest for?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What''s there to talk about with a woman?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	What?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Whatseesay?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	When?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Where is Captain Nong?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Where is everybody?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Where is he, by the way?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Where''d you go?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Which families are these?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Which will you be?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Who are these old eunuchs?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Who''s he?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Who''s the best out of all of you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Whozee?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Whut''s he say?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Whut?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Whut?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Whutzeesay?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Whutzeesay?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Whutzeesayin''?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Whutzeesayin''?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Why are we in this pipe?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Why come here?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Why do they do it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Why do you keep sayin''"hah"under your breath?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Why does n''t he just eat a cow while he''s about it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Why has he not made his bonds disappear in puffs of green smoke?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Why should I care?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Why should I do anything?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Why should I know?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Why''s that cloud looking like that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Why''ve you brought them all the way here?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Will you lot stop huffing on my crystal ball?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	With all the treasure we can carry?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	With everyone else watching from behind a hastily overturned desk, Turnipseed had volunteered:''Why anything?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Women had bigger luggage than men, did n''t they?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Would anyone care to explain what the hell you think you''re doin''?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Would you like me to fight him?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Would you listen?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Would you rather die than betray your Emperor?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Would you really kill the Emperor?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	Yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You are in good health?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You are not angry with me, o lord?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You call that an Overarm Belter?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You call this a way to enter a city?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You call this the easy way?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You coming, or what?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You got a Number One giant I ought to speak to?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You have appeared to win in Hunghung but you have had to lose your most valuable piece, is that not so?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You know all about liver suddenly?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You know their big dish down on the coast?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You know this rumour about the army of invisible vampire ghosts that''s heading this way?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You know what happened?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You know what you are?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You know what?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You lead the guards away somewhere —''''Can you all do that?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You made them rise up in the Empire''s hour of need?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You move in as boss?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You never learned to read?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You say?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You see this ringer?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You still got that box on legs?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You want to argue with this green trickly thing?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You want to go to Hunghung, yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You watching this hand?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	You''ve met them?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	[ 20]''How are you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	a menu?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	and he says,"Three rhinu, shogun,"and you say,"I''ve only got a pony, OK?"
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	and''You call these chestnuts?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	arranged beetles?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	big bits or small bits?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	can I have a moment to think about it, please?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	coloured lights, stars, that sort of thing?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	credit?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	do it now?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	entering the Forbidden City?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	every time I try to speak?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	feet?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	he''s a hundred and five, right?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	him?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	how did they manage to become so old?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	how did you know I was on the road?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	how do I know I can trust you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	how long will you be Emperor?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	how to show your bottom to people?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	immense rock?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	it''s a hammer, is n''t it?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	just something small?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	like"Slightly Bad Things Please Happen To Our Enemies"?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	like,"Yep, that''s my kidneys, yep, that''s my breakfast"?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	lots of armies outside, everyone inside eating rats, that sort of thing?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	lukewarm ducks''feet, and you know what?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	magic, Great Wizard?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	no?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	oh dear, what''s the word?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	or whatever, and they say"Where''s Nangnang?"
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	or''Get a load of the hinges on that one!''?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	potatoes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	pushcart sail?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	rebel, is it?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	rescue me?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	said,''The Fall of Great Houses?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	them?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	then however fossilized the society there would always be some people who asked themselves danger- ous questions like''Where''s the pork?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	three hours?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	to bend bamboo?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	touch the ground in ordinary boots?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	unfair, is n''t it?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	unwilling dogs, will you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	variety of waterfall?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	voice telling me that a lot of the People''s Committee, correct me if I''m wrong, are standing in front of me right now?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	we killed the Emperor as directed —''''By whom?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	we''ve got this powder, you put it in rubes —''''Fireworks?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	what context would this be?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	what do I do?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	what do these people do all day?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	what do you spend yours on?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	what would happen in the hypothetical situation of us calling the guards and denouncing you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	what''s the point, eh?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	what, like, for pay?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	when you want to talk to them without them killing you?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	why do you stand out in the fields all day with the water buffalo?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	why here?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	yes?''
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	you do n''t read, do you?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	you know how a lot of people''ve got one leg shorter than the other?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	you mean giggle, have people tortured, that sort of thing?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	you reckon they''d believe we ran away?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	you''d rather die than betray your Emperor, would you?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	you''ve never seen anyone again?
Interesting Times - Terry Pratchett	you?''
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Scuse me, ” said a voice still under the bubbles, “ but who''s going to pay for all this? Soul Music - Terry Pratchett Your grandfather is Death?"
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” FORGET?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEGION?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” Ponder sighed, “ we think it might be able to do other things. ” “ Like what? ” Ridcully demanded.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” SERGEANT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” SUSAN?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” he looked at their trusting, open faces, “ ten dollars over Guild rate, how about that? ” Glod''s face split into a big grin.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” said Susan, “ right? ” Albert thumped his forehead with the palm of his hand.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Esprit de corpse? ” said Albert, who could be nasty at times.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Imp? ” said Glod, “ why''re you snapping your fingers like that? ” Imp looked down.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Imp? ” said Glod, “ why''re you snapping your fingers like that? ” Imp looked down.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Kaboom? ” said Ponder.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Tall, was he? ” said Albert.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Tell me, ” said Albert, “ who is this"someone"to whom you keep referring? ” The soldiers looked at one another.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ The Cavern? ” screamed Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Well what? ” said Mr Clete.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What is it? ” said Cliff, and then looked where Glod was pointing.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What teeth? ” “ The teeth like in your mouth? ” “ Oh, right.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What teeth? ” “ The teeth like in your mouth? ” “ Oh, right.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What were you saying about zombies? ” “.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What? ” “ Ca n''t recall.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Why rat music? ” Hammerjug looked puzzled.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Yeah?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ You''re certain you''ve got no elvish in you, are you? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ You''re trying to find out?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	? ” Death waved a hand irritably.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	? ” He turned.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	? ” Only the faintest tremor suggested that the statement was a question.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	? ” he said, his voice slurred with shock.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	? ” said the raven.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	A HUMAN DOING MY JOB?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	A LIFE THAT HAS RUN OUT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	A glass of something? ” “ No. ” “ Just as you like.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	A good swing. ” REALLY?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	A sort of echo of some sound? ” “ Sounds sensible to me.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	A voice spake: “ Is that you, Cliff? ” “ Yup. ” “ OK.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	A voice which only he heard said: So you''re a rebel, little Death?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	AFTER ALL, he thought, HE MUST KNOW, MUSTN''T HE?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	AH, he said, FUNNY HOW THINGS COME BACK TO YOU, ISN''T IT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	AM I A GOOD GRANDFATHER?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	AND YOUR MEMORY?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Against what?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Albert? ” Susan pushed open the kitchen door.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Along with that whaney timber you said was about as useful as a mermaid in a chorus line. ” “ Just fetch them out again, will you?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	And I ca n''t stop it – how can I kill something like music? ” She ran to the edge of the gorge.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	And I''m here to warn you. ” “ A Muse for Music With Rocks In? ” “ Not really, but listen.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	And a bit of wire stretched inside. ” Some people would have said''Why? ” or''What for? ” but Chalky did n''t make his money like that.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	And a bit of wire stretched inside. ” Some people would have said''Why? ” or''What for? ” but Chalky did n''t make his money like that.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	And going away, see?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	And he was very old and not very nice. ” “ That''s all right, then, is it? ” The raven landed on her shoulder.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	And how about those leopardskin trousers, Scum?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	And now will someone tell me what''s going on? ” There was a series of crashes from downstairs.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	And some sequins. ” “ Sequins, boss? ” “ You can get them up at Mrs Cosmopilite''s dress shop.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	And that''s true, is it? ” “ It sounds a bit silly, now I come to tell someone else. ” Ridcully shook his head.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	And the universe would say: Oh, is n''t it?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	And then I''llll do whatefer you want, see?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	And what''s wrong with grandad? ” GRANDFATHER I CAN LIVE WITH.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	And where''s the horse going to go, may I ask? ” The Senior Wrangler tapped him gently on the shoulder.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	And you''re in the family firm? ” “ Shut up, you stupid man, ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Anyone else fancy a hot dog?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Anyone? ” It''s not actually barging in if I call out first, she told herself.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, he would n''t be able to see me. ” “ Are you my muse? ” Susan frowned.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Archchancellor? ” Ridcully shrugged.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Are they any good? ” “ Do n''t you know, Mr Dibbler? ” “ It''s not what I call music, ” said Dibbler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Are they any good? ” “ Do n''t you know, Mr Dibbler? ” “ It''s not what I call music, ” said Dibbler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Are you stupid? ” “ My, my, how the time does pass, ” said Albert.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Asphalt heard the conversation: “ Have you done it? ” “ Here you are, mister.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Asphalt said there''d be girls like you! ” “ What on Disc do you mean,"girls like me"? ” Buddy subsided a bit, but only a little.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	At least-you boys can, eh? ” He pulled out a sheet of paper and a pencil.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	BONY KNEES?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	BONY KNEES?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	BUT WE DO, DON''T WE?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	BUT WHAT OF IT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Banging into people?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Besides, is riding a flying horse against school rules?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Big Mad Adrian and his friends any good when the chips are down? ” “ Um.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Buddy? ” Buddy''s eyes snapped open suddenly.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Buddy? ” He looked up from his guitar.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Buggrit. ” REALLY?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	But I does n''t know how to play them, like. ” “ You did n''t know how to play six, right?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	But she''s going away now, ca n''t you see? ” “ That''s right, that''s right, ” said Glod, taking Buddy''s arm.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	But there''s something I do know. ” “ Yes? ” “ Uh.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	But what was supposed to happen next?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	But you have to be very careful how you address him. ” “ Is that so? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	COULD YOU FIND THE COURAGE TO ACCEPT IT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t disappoint them, can I?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t have that, can we?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Can I go? ” “ No.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Can I have a go? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Can I tell her? ” it squawked.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Can it be killed? ” “ I do n''t know. ” “ Should it be here? ” “ What? ” “ Should it be here? ” Ridcully repeated patiently.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Can it be killed? ” “ I do n''t know. ” “ Should it be here? ” “ What? ” “ Should it be here? ” Ridcully repeated patiently.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Can it be killed? ” “ I do n''t know. ” “ Should it be here? ” “ What? ” “ Should it be here? ” Ridcully repeated patiently.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Can it be killed? ” “ I do n''t know. ” “ Should it be here? ” “ What? ” “ Should it be here? ” Ridcully repeated patiently.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Can you come back tomorrow night?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Can you play a guitar? ” Imp went pale.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Can you remember where you got it from? ” Buddy just stared.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	City statute, you know. ” “ Where were you travelling from, then? ” Ridcully demanded.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Cliff?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Cliff? ” said Lias.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Come back tomorrow, sort of thing? ” He looked up.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Corporal?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Cotton? ” IT''S A POSSIBILITY.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Could n''t he?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Could n''t really make out the words, the reason bein'', the piano exploded. ” “ Ah?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Could that be possible?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Could we perhaps have a look at the Opera House? ” “ How about the Skunk Club in Brewer Street? ” said the Senior Wrangler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Could we perhaps have a look at the Opera House? ” “ How about the Skunk Club in Brewer Street? ” said the Senior Wrangler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Cup of cocoa around nine, dead to the world at five past. ” “ I ca n''t just let myself into his house! ” “ Why not?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Cwm on?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	DO YOU LIKE''EM?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	DO YOU MIND IF I ASK A QUESTION?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	DO YOU MIND IF PERHAPS I HAVE ANOTHER DAY?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	DO YOU NOT THINK I SPOKE TO THEM OF THIS?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Death of Gerbils, too?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Dey say when dey found the De Bris gang none of''em had any teef –''“ What is the Cavern? ” said Buddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Did anyone get the number of that ox- cart?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t your dad send you a picture? ” said Gloria.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Did you know the lavatory was actually named after Sir Charles Lavatory?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Did you read the contract? ” “ Did you? ” “ It was very small writing, ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Did you read the contract? ” “ Did you? ” “ It was very small writing, ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Did you see about them leather coats, Noddy? ” “ Sort of, ” said Noddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Did you see who it was, Nobby?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Do I make myself clear? ” “ mumblemumblemumbleeveryonewasdoingitmumble, ” said the Dean, still looking at the floor.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you know anything?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you remember? ” “ No, ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Do what?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Do you reckon they''ve come to see us? ” “ Bound to have, ” said Noddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Do you think he knew? ” Asphalt grabbed Cliff''s bag and slung it easily over his shoulder.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Does that sound right? ” I DON''T THINK SO.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Drink''em up and get out! ” “ How can we get out? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	ENOUGH WHAT, SERGEANT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Eh, Buddy? ” They looked around.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Eh, Susan? ” “ What? ” said Susan, who''d been thinking of something else; then, when everything had been repeated, she said, “ No.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Eh, Susan? ” “ What? ” said Susan, who''d been thinking of something else; then, when everything had been repeated, she said, “ No.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Eulalie? ” Miss Butts''s mouth opened and shut.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	FOR WHAT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Fashion comments?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Finally the dwarf said, “ Are you elvish? ” “ Me?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Finally the dwarf said, “ Are you elvish? ” “ Me?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	For study purposes?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	GRANDAD?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	GRANDAD?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Gets in the way of the creative processes, am I right?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Glod, who was closest to him, heard him murmur: “ Just once?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Go and fetch some coffee for Mr Stibbons here, will you?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Got a mirror? ” The bell rang.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Got sixty more to do. ” “ Why should I know?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Grandfather? ” YES?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Grandfather? ” YES?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THAT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	HELLO? ” No- one took any notice.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	HMM?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	HMM?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	HOW DO HUMANS FORGET?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Hah, can you tell me the last time anyone was ever robbed on this road? ” “ Friday, I believe, ” said a voice from the rocks.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Hand Wash Only? ” PROBABLY NOT.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone seen the cart?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Hat. ” “ What happens if we pllay without belonging to the Guilld, then? ” said Imp.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Hat. ” “ Yeah, but that''s not the sa – ” “ Do you know Wheedown the guitar- maker? ” said Mr Clete.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Have I got a gig for you! ” “ Have you? ” said Buddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Have you any idea who he was, offendi?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	He paid it no attention until a female voice said: “ How do I get in here? ” “ No chance.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	He said that, did he?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	He would grab people by their knees and say, “ Have you got change for a penny? ”, invariably profiting by the ensuing cerebral confusion.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	He''d tried to tell the dwarf, but what could he say: this is too easy to play?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	He''s a genuine zombie? ” “ Yep.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Hey, we''ve got some nice cheese in the kitchen, how about we go and listen to how it smells? ” Ponder sighed.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Honestlly. ” “ Where you from? ” said the troll.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Hot dog? ” The Guild men nodded.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How about Cliff and the Cliffettes? ” “ Gook ook Oook- ook? ” “ No.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How about Cliff and the Cliffettes? ” “ Gook ook Oook- ook? ” “ No.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How about The Band With Buddy''s Guitar In It? ” “ Oook. ” “ Something shorter. ” “ Er... ” The universe held its breath.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How about gerbils? ” SQUEAK.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How about if you leave that to me? ” “ Huh, ” said Glod, still smarting from the insult to his financial acumen.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How about my money? ” There was the sound of faint footsteps far away in the darkness.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How can he be gone again?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How can we stop it? ” “ I do n''t think you can.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How could anyone be content to just be the personification of a blind force?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How could anyone even think like that?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How did food taste?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How did it go?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How did you know? ” Ridcully sighed.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How did you manage that? ” “ You know the Listening Monks up in the Ramtops?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How did you manage that? ” “ You know the Listening Monks up in the Ramtops?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How far is it to Quirm? ” “ A lot less now, ” said Asphalt.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How many times have we heard this story?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	How much? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I always used to say that, when I was alive. ” “ When was that, exactly? ” “ Ca n''t remember.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I can create things, ca n''t I? ” She held out her hand and thought: cup.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I can get a boat home, ca n''t I? ” said Buddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I dare say you''ve heard of me? ” “ Gook! ” “ I ai n''t talking to you!
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I do n''t know if you''ve ever had the concept explained? ” He reached out and took her hand.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I do n''t need any more help, all right?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I expect you''re delirious with thirst and are just begging to be dug out, eh? ” YES.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I had to take another tooth. ” “ Pardon? ” “ It''s all audited, you see.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I just want to play music every day and hear someone say,"Thanks, that was great, here is some money, same time tomorrow OK?"''
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I mean, there''s this boy – ” “ What boy? ” To Susan''s horror and amazement she found that she was blushing.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what was it supposed to be? ” “ A lick based on an E pentatonic scale using the major seventh as a passing tone? ” said the Dean.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what was it supposed to be? ” “ A lick based on an E pentatonic scale using the major seventh as a passing tone? ” said the Dean.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I smell a rat here! ” SQUEAK?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I suppose I''m Death. ” “ Technically? ” “ Yes.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I suppose. ” “ Oeuwa?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if there''ll be many people there? ” “ Lots, yerronner.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I wonder why he did that? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I work for this wizard, right?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I “ A mysterious old shop? ” “ Mysterious as anything.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I''ll get it all organized while you''re away, OK?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I''m here, but we do n''t know where my body is?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I''m sure of it! ” “ So I''m supposed to stop playing, then? ” Susan hesitated.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I''spect you found you could do it a long time ago, eh?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I''ve insisted they stay in college. ” “ How about Drongo and the others? ” said Ponder hopefully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	I''ve only ever seen him once! ” YOUR EYES DIDN''T MEET ACROSS A CROWDED ROOM OR ANYTHING OF THAT NATURE?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	INDEED?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	IS THERE ONE HUMAN ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHO KNOWS WHAT DUTY MEANS?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	IT WAS, WASN''T IT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	If I do n''t play, what am I then?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	In between bein''The Blots and Lead Balloon, remember? ” Scum located a tenpenny piece and turned back.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	In the wreckage of the cart! ” What is the difference?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	In which case it was up to the universe to say, oh, did n''t you?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Influences coming from Outside, yes?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Is he drowning? ” Glod reached out an arm, without looking, smashed the top off another bottle of beer and poured it over his head.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that what I''ve always said?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Is there a problem? ” “ What were you doing? ” The Lecturer looked down at the table.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Is there a problem? ” “ What were you doing? ” The Lecturer looked down at the table.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Is this me: Glod? ” “ Yup.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	It carried on talking to itself: “ How long have we got, d''you think? ” “ We ought to make it to the bridge.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	It handles you. ” “ Anyway, who are you to tell me all this?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	It happens every time, right? ” Jimbo, Noddy and Scum peered around the curtain at the pandemonium.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	It''s The Gritz for you! ” “ That''s a troll hotel, is n''t it? ” said Glod suspiciously.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	It''s far too late to be wandering around draughty corridors at your age, do n''t you think?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	It''s meant to go! ” “ Yes, but what is it? ” said the Chair of Indefinite Studies.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	It''s more like being played. ” “ You''ve been in show business a long time, right? ” said Glod to Asphalt.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	It''s not fair! ” “ Really?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Jimbo?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Join what? ” THE KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEGION.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Just flowers?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Just like that?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Just one more time?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Keith Death? ” “ Well, why not? ” “ He''s just Death, is n''t he? ” “ No, that''s just his job.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Keith Death? ” “ Well, why not? ” “ He''s just Death, is n''t he? ” “ No, that''s just his job.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Keith Death? ” “ Well, why not? ” “ He''s just Death, is n''t he? ” “ No, that''s just his job.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Kick a righteous donkey? ” “ Some righteous ass, sir, ” said Ponder.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	LORD ROBERT SELACHII?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Let me help you to a ladleful. ” They sat on either side of the long table.. “ Well, is n''t this nice? ” Ridcully said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Lias?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Like a bud. ” “ Bud y Celyn? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Like the Hogfather and the Sandman and the Tooth Fairy? ” “ Yes. ” SQUEAK.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Like the music. ” “ How about Gold?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Like when he heard about Hogswatchnight?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Livery. ” “ And dat. ” “ What''d you get if you had a pile of gold, Glod? ” said Buddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Llisten, this is a very – ” “ Got twelve dollars? ” “ What? ” “ Something of a bargain, I think. ” There was a thump behind them.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Llisten, this is a very – ” “ Got twelve dollars? ” “ What? ” “ Something of a bargain, I think. ” There was a thump behind them.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Looking at sound?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Lots and lots more. ” “ How many''s ten? ” said the troll.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Me? ” she said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Medium?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Meet Asphalt. ” “ Who? ” said Buddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Mr Dorfl down in Long Hogmeat. ” “ Him?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	My grandfather is deaf? ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Nail, right?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Neither are you-, “ You''re not going to tell me to stop playing again, are you? ” said Buddy angrily.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	No- one to talk to but each other, I''ve known people go totally ins – ” “ How long has it been now? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Nobby? ” Nobby edged carefully along the wall.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Not a good name for the music business. ” “ What''ll you change it to? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Not assertive enough. ” “ Why''d you want to come here? ” she said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Not be noticed when you did n''t want to be? ” SQUEAK, said the Death of Rats.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Not my fairy godmother, are you? ” “ I think you have to be a lot older, ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Not properlly! ” “ You can play your guitar, ca n''t you? ” “ Wellll, yes, I suppose.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Not so much of the emphatic declarative, yes?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Note the scythe and cowl, yes?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Nothing wrong with a bit of music, is there?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Now then, you lot, back to the University right now for cold baths all round. ” “ Really her-? ” said the Chair of Indefinite Studies.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Now, why is it I have this feeling that there''s going to be wizards in there somewhere? ” A figure lurched out of the foam, dripping brown bubbles.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Now?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	OR WHAT YOU CALL ME?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Oblong? ” said Asphalt.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Of course not. ” WHY SHOULD YOU CARE, THEN?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Oh, why did n''t you say? ” said Albert sourly.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Or was that something else?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Otherwise what''s the point? ” He stared at the paperwork in front of him for so long that Satchelmouth coughed politely.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Patrician thought it up. ” “ Really?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps we could trap the music. ” “ What for? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Please! ” “ As well? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Rave In?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Relatives?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Remember that?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Remember what happened when Mr Hong opened his takeaway fish bar on the site of the old temple in Dagon Street?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Right as rain. ” “ Will it play?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Right? ” “ Mmf. ” “ OK. ” “ TAKE IT BACK?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Right? ” “ Mmf. ” “ OK. ” “ TAKE IT BACK?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Ripe, eh?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	SAVE?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	SEE THIS GLASS, RIGHT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	SERIOUSLY?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	SUSAN?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Scum? ” it said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	See his wife?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Seem''em all. ” “ You ever seen an audience like that? ” “ I''ve seen''em throw flowers and cheer at the Opera House –''“ Ha!
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	She''d never expected it to work, but it had to, did n''t it?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Should I have been?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	So I can be prejudiced against trolls, all right?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	So you can just fly back to your magic castle, OK? ” Susan was temporarily speechless.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	So you want to be Music With Rocks In stars, do you? ” “ Yes, sir! ” “ Then listen here to what I say.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	So... “ And then what happened? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Some smelly cart and a tavern that smells of cabbages? ” Buddy held up his hands.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Some wall or getting the sound right? ” said-Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Sounds like you. ” “ Asphalt? ” “''Sme. ” “ Buddy? ” “ Glod? ” “ And.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Sounds like you. ” “ Asphalt? ” “''Sme. ” “ Buddy? ” “ Glod? ” “ And.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Sounds like you. ” “ Asphalt? ” “''Sme. ” “ Buddy? ” “ Glod? ” “ And.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Started the music, if you like. ” “ A sort of ta- dahhh? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Stuff leakin''into the universe again, eh?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Supposing ghastly creatures started coming out of the air? ” “ What about it? ” said the Chair of Indefinite Studies.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Supposing ghastly creatures started coming out of the air? ” “ What about it? ” said the Chair of Indefinite Studies.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	TAKE IT FROM THE TOP?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE, OF COURSE, BUT WHY?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	THEY REALLY WANTED TO MAKE SURE, DIDN''T THEY?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	THING IS, D''YOU KNOW WHAT IT''S LIKE, EH, HAVING A MEMORY SO GOOD, RIGHT, SO GOOD YOU EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HASN''T HAPPENED YET?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	THIS ASSISTS PEOPLE TO FORGET, DOES IT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	TO KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE AND DO IT, WHATEVER THE COST?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Ten dollars would be all right, would n''t it? ” “ Croak, ” said the frog hastily.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Ten dollars? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	That bit where Jimbo smashed his guitar, they loved that bit! ” “ Smashed his guitar? ” “ Yeah, ” said Jimbo, with the pride of the artist.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	That one who plays a chord now every time he hiccups?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	That''s all that matters, is n''t it? ” “ No!
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	That''s good, eh? ” “ That''s Root Fly, that is, ” said someone in the shadows.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	That''s good, is it? ” Ridcully glared at his wizards.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	That''s right. ” “ What''s a coffee bar? ” said the Senior Wrangler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	That''s ten dollars the lot, right? ” “ Right. ” “ And that''s cutting my own throat. ” Chalky tossed the box aside.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	That''s what you''ve got sewn on your vest? ” “ Um.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	The Master thinks he can slope off, eh?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	The horse and the rat just turned up! ” RAT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	The one with the two stripes? ” “ Me? ” said a small fat soldier.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	The one with the two stripes? ” “ Me? ” said a small fat soldier.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	The skeleton in the black robe?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Then he said: ALBERT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Then it said, without any particular trace of menace, “ You not long in dis town? ” “ Just arrived, ” said Imp.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Then it said: “ That stops you?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Then the skull said: “ Kids today, eh? ” “ I blame education, ” said the raven.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	There was hundreds could n''t get into the Cavern. ” “ And the band looks like that, do they? ” said Lord Vetinari.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	There – ” “ Did you go back?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	There''s a spot on the back of the neck. ” “ But not Dibbler, Sir? ” “ Strangely, no.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	There''s music in everything, if you know how to find it. ” “ Can I try dat riff? ” said Lias.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	There''s no element of choice? ” SQUEAK “ But what if they do n''t deserve to die? ” SQUEAK.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	There''s no element of choice? ” SQUEAK “ But what if they do n''t deserve to die? ” SQUEAK.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	They do n''t seem to want to think straight. ” UNLIKE YOU?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	They heard the cunning artificer say, “ What the hell''s that? ” “ A molar.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	They put the worm in to show how strong it is. ” STRONG ENOUGH TO DROWN WORMS?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	They say that there''s a background noise to the universe?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	They think it''s the right thing to do. ” “ What right thing to do? ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	They''d say''Really?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Things that have n''t happened yet. ” “ What?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Thirteen years of sleepin''and crappin''and waiting for the next meal to turn up?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	This is a bit like that, yes? ” “ In very broad terms, ” said Ponder carefully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	This is guild business, is n''t it?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	This is n''t my home! ” “ Yeah?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	This is what you boys used magic for, is it?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Three more nights of this? ” “ What''s the problem? ” said Asphalt.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Three more nights of this? ” “ What''s the problem? ” said Asphalt.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Throwin''one another over yer shoulders?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Time is not a particular feature of things for you. ” “ How – ” “ You''ll have to find out, wo n''t you? ” SQUEAK.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Time was something that happened to other people, was n''t it?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Truthfully. ” “ Well? ” “ Would you like to sit down?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Truthfully. ” “ Well? ” “ Would you like to sit down?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Turned up, has it? ” “ Yes! ” “ Ride it. ” “ I did.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Twenty- five dollars! ” “ You''re complaining?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Twirling around all over the place?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Two sacks of flour?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Two thousand dollars. ” “ Why d''you keep saying two thousand dollars? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Two wheels, one after the other?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Um. ” “ You can see her too? ” said Buddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Vermincelli and stuff? ” “ Now he''s doing troll food too, ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	WHAT WAS IT YOU SAID?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	WHAT''S IT LIKE?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	WHAT''S THAT YOU''VE GOT THERE?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	WHEN YOU GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	WHERE IS MY GRANDDAUGHTER?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT THE WRETCHED PHRASE MEANS?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	WHY, he said, ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT DUCK?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	WITHOUT DUTY, WHAT AM I?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Was it in the same place? ” “ Yes, ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Was it still there?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Was n''t he?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	We could do a few gigs and raise the money with no trouble. ” “ Allll three of us together? ” said Imp.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	We had to do the whole thing, the oak tree in a pot, the paper sausages, the pork dinner, him sitting there with a paper hat on saying IS THIS JOLLY?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	We have n''t got any, see? ” “ I''ll sort out something, ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	We search all the sand. ” SQUEAK?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	We''re musicians. ” “ That''s supposed to make me feel better, is it?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Well, the bastards had shot us full of arrows, right?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Well?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Were there any casualties? ” “ Dunno, yerronner.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What about you? ” “ I swore I''d be the most famous musician in the world. ” “ Days dangerous, dat kinda swear, ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What can I say? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What could depress Death? ” “ Albert seems to think he might do something.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What could go wrong now?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What did he know about anything?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What did it want?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What did we do? ” said Imp.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What do his friends call him? ” “ What do you mean, friends? ” “ All right.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What do his friends call him? ” “ What do you mean, friends? ” “ All right.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What do we get if we mix it allll together?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What do you think? ” “ It''s got.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What does it- he want with me? ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What good would that do?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What instrument are you talking about? ” “ A kind of guitar. ” The old woman put her head on one side.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What kind of blue, anyway? ” YOU JUST WAVED.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What kind of music shop is open at two in the morning? ” Glod struck a match.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What kind of musician are you? ” There was still a muted roar from outside.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What kind of name is that for Death''s granddaughter?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What shall we do now? ” “ We could have a rumble, ” said the Dean.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What size do you think I am? ” Albert brushed hay and flour off his coat and walked over to the window.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What sort of command was necessary to make a horse resume contact with the ground?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What sort of idiot makes music for free?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What the hell did that mean?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What tour? ” Dibbler backed off a little.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What was it you were wanting? ” I WISH TO JOIN.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What was it you were wanting? ” The Death of Rats grabbed a wing and pulled.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What was the point?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What was the tomboy word?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What''re you thinking of calling it? ” “ Er.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What''s bodacious mean? ” “ Means.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What''s he doing?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What''s so good about it? ” Satchelmouth, who had twice had to stop himself tapping his feet, said, “ We have n''t had the main band yet.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What''s the good of having the power if you ca n''t use it? ” The Death of Rats put his nose in his paws.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What''s the inscription on the big clock? ”"''Too Late", ” said Susan promptly.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What''s this thing? ” “ I''m a raven, ” said the raven, nervously.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What''s this?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What''ve you been telling her? ” “ He did n''t tell me anything except SQUEAK and I do n''t know what that means, ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What? ” “ Why are we here?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	What? ” “ Why are we here?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	When he could have done some good?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Where are you? ” “ Er, HERE, ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Where did I leave the horses?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Where did you go?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Where to finish?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Where''s Buddy? ” The three circled the haystack, prodding at bulges which turned out to be damp hay.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Where''s Scum? ” “ I think they threw him into the lake. ” “ Is Crash alive? ” There was a groan from under a heap of wreckage.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Where''s Scum? ” “ I think they threw him into the lake. ” “ Is Crash alive? ” There was a groan from under a heap of wreckage.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the sense of occasion?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Where? ” Susan stepped onto the carpet.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Which way is out? ” “ Er – ” There were some explosions somewhere in the coffee cloud and a popping noise.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Who are you? ” Cliff looked around.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Who cares?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Who sat them? ” YOU DID.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Who''s that holding on to my foot? ” “ Me, ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Who''s that? ” Susan tucked the hourglass back into her robe and shook out her hair.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Who? ” said Gloria.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Whom to? ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Why me?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Why not? ” “ Yeah.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Why shoot things at them?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Why should it save his life?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Why the sudden interest- what have you got on your feet? ” The Dean looked down.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Why worry? ” said Dibbler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Why...?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Why? ” “ The guitar. ” “ Oh, that.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Will this be enough, then? ” A small ruby was produced from somewhere in a pocket.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Will you step this way, madam? ” “ I ca n''t leave the circle! ” “ Oh, you can if I invite you.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Word to the wizard, old chap. ” “ Yes?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Y''know? ” Blert looked down at the guitar.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	YES?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	YOU HAVE A GOOD MEMORY?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	YOU HAVEN''T GOT A KISS FOR YOUR OLD GRANDAD?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	YOU PRATTLE ON ABOUT CHANGING THE WORLD?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	YOU SAY THAT TO ME?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	YOU STAND THERE IN YOUR PRETTY DRESS AND SAY THAT TO ME?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	YOU?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	YOU?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Yes. ” “ So have you had any recent recruits who were a little, shall we say, odd? ” “ Might have done, ” said the voice slowly.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ” said Ponder, backing away.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ” “ We''ve done a song – ” “ Good for you.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	You all trolls? ” “ Days right. ” In this case, Dibbler decided not to argue.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	You do know that, do n''t you? ” Buddy played a chord.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t have to eat dat bit in the middle, do you? ” When they''d gone, Dibbler looked at the knife he''d taken from Asphalt.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t play chess, do you? ” “ Extremely well, ” said Susan, still bewildered.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t want to worry your heads about money stuff, right?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	You forget what day of the week it is after a while. ” “ What day of the week is it now? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	You have n''t been Suck for twentyfour hours. ” “ Yeah, but we thought the name was holding us back. ” “ How could it be holding you back?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	You just hit them with the sticks. ” “ Yeah, but what if I sort of miss? ” “ Sit closer.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	You know how it is. ” “ I do? ” “ Still, ca n''t stay here talking all night.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	You know what that means?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	You see him? ” She pointed to the stage, where Buddy was in mid- riff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	You think candles get dribbly like that by themselves?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	You''ll like it. ” “ Dwarf bread too? ” said Imp.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	You''re not a D''reg or a Hershebian, are you? ” “ Do n''t you know? ” “ I''m.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	You''re not a D''reg or a Hershebian, are you? ” “ Do n''t you know? ” “ I''m.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Your grandfather?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	Your trousers do n''t have to listen. ” SPARE A COPPER, YOUNG SIR?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	` We want to stop it, not make more of it. ” “ What exactly is wrong with it? ” said Ponder.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	a bony rat and a talking raven?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	a kind of unicorn spike made out of hair... “ What''s that he''s got on the back of his robe? ” said Jimbo.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	a parasite, or something like that, ” said Susan, as Binky trotted skywards, “ what''s the good of it killing its host? ” SQUEAK.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	and they did. ” “ The dead men-? ” “ I joined the Legion to.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	and: Who was the Third Man Who did the Blagging At Bearhugger''s Distillery Larst wee- k?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	been here all the time? ” she said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	buggrit, buggrit, buggrem, see if I do n''t. ” “ The coffee house exploded, did it? ” “ Frothy coffee all over the place, yerronner.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	but what about the piano player? ” “ I told you, I know just where to find one, ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	can you kind of hint about what will happen? ” “ Well.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	changing the fate of one individual means changing the world? ” SOMETIMES THE WORLD NEEDS CHANGING.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	daughter?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	do n''t you want anything-? ” There was shouting and a crash from inside, as if half a dozen people were fighting to get under the same table.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	doing it? ” she said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	done by the time we get back? ” “ You can get anything done in Ankh- Morpork, ” said Glod firmly.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	explain anything to you? ” “ Miss Delcross did that in Biology, ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	follk music? ” He took the instrument.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	from Glod? ” “ Weeell.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	get on out there, then? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	grandfather. ” “ Grandad Lezek?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	had n''t he?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	hairy sunlight. ” “ Hairy sunlight? ” “ Something like that. ” And the pressure on Hibiscus''s arm was suddenly released.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	he had a rose in his teeth, sarge. ” “ Yes, but would you recognize him if you saw him again? ” Nobby swallowed.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	he''s to pull their head off. ” “ Should n''t he give them a warning? ” said Gibbsson.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	hey, are you all right? ” “ Do n''t know. ” “ You looked all washed- out.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	how come all the tins are the same size?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	how did you know how to do that bit? ” “ It was just de bit dat had to go dere, ” said Lias.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	if I''ve been here for the last few days, who''s in my bed now? ” I THINK YOU JUST WENT OUT FOR A MOONLIGHT STROLL.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	is it breathing or is that just my imagination? ” The Senior Wrangler spun around and waved a finger at the Librarian.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	it was n''t a good name, was it?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	it''s not right for this music, either. ” “ What does it mean in real language? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	know. ” “ Natomy? ” “ Another word for skeleton.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	learn to play? ” said Jimbo.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	loud and deep? ” said Albert.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	maybe we could get you another one, then? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	my grandfather was Death, and he just let nature take its course?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	odd lately, have you? ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	people think that some things are represented by people? ” A look of temporary understanding informed Buddy''s perplexed features.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	said Susan, I mean- BREAKFAST?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	sand- coloured – ” UNIFORM?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	six dollars, how about that? ” “ Oh, wow, ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	tell us about it. ”''You summoned Death to ask that? ” “ I''m not sure who we''ve summoned, ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	that for? ”''Mr Stibbons, I know you to be a man who seeks to understand the universe.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	the lady in black? ” “ Yes? ” “ Do you know where we are, miss? ” There was no ground under them.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	the lady in black? ” “ Yes? ” “ Do you know where we are, miss? ” There was no ground under them.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	the lady in black? ” “ Yes? ” “ Do you know where we are, miss? ” There was no ground under them.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	the... ” KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEGION?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	then? ” he said, concentrating to get the sentence right.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	they''d just better get it, all right?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	think so. ” “ Does it live anywhere? ” “ It seems to have lived in one instrument but I think it''s moving around now.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	this does n''t mean we''re not allowed to play at the Free Festival, does it, Mr Dibbler? ” said Crash.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	three hours? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	time. ” “ Why''d you want to go to Quirm? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	was it there for years yesterday? ” “ You ail right, sarge? ” “ Let''s go, Nobby, ” said the sergeant, walking away as fast as he could.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	was it there for years yesterday? ” “ You ail right, sarge? ” “ Let''s go, Nobby, ” said the sergeant, walking away as fast as he could.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	was it there yesterday? ” Nobby looked at the peeling paint, the little grime- encrusted window, the rickety door.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	we? ” said Asphalt.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	well, ca n''t you see? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	what about zombies? ” “.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	what do you like in Scrote? ” said Asphalt.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	what do you mean?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	what was it he said, corporal? ” “ He said,"EVERY LAST DETAIL", Sir. ” Albert looked around the fort.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	what was it you said? ” “ Let''s do the show right here, ” said Buddy, lying down on a straw mattress.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	what was it?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	what was that again?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	what would happen to the Band? ” OH, THEY MIGHT BE ANYWHERE.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	what''re we going to call ourselves? ” Cliff looked around.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	what''s the number after nine?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	what''s your name? ” The student wizard pinned by Ridcully''s pointing finger squirmed anxiously.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	where would you go? ” SQUEAK?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	where would you go? ” SQUEAK?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	why''s it on that two- wheeled cart?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	you ca n''t just hack holes in the wall – ” “ What''s more important?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	you know how your dressing room is next to the privy? ” Crash, behind the Cavern''s raggedy curtain, tried to tune his guitar.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	you mean seven months older than me? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	you were asleep on your skull? ” “ Oh, not my personal skull, ” said the raven.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	you''re not elvish, are you? ” “ Seventy- five dollars is criminall, ” said Imp, as they plodded along the evening streets.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ A dollar- fifty? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ A pair of pillow cases?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ A piano move about, does it? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ A piece of music, lad. ” “ Music?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ A triumph! ” “ Oook? ” “ Perhaps you have to push it along with your feet? ” whispered the Senior Wrangler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ A triumph! ” “ Oook? ” “ Perhaps you have to push it along with your feet? ” whispered the Senior Wrangler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ A vest with words on? ” said Buddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ A- one, a- two, a- one- two- thr – ” GENTLEMEN?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Ah, Drumknott, ” said Lord Vetinari, “ just go and tell the head of the Musicians''Guild he wants a word with me, will you? ” “ Er.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Ai n''t you got any romance in your soul? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Albert?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Albert? ” She tried upstairs.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Albert? ” There was a door at the top.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ All right, what did it look like? ” IT''S BLUE.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ All right, who''s doing it? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ All understood?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ An elephant sat on you? ” said Buddy, as they crossed the square.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ An''you know what? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ And I suppose you know what sound is made by one hand clapping, do you? ” said the holy man nastily.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ And I think you did that on purpose, sir! ” “ You can hear it again and again? ” said Dibbler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ And Imp is sticking with Imp, right? ” Imp looked at the guitar.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ And free beer? ” Buddy held the guitar to him.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ And have you got any comment to make? ” “ Croak croak, ” said the raven, and ruffled its feathers.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ And now what happens? ” Death was silent for a moment.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ And that''s all you can tell me? ” “ Well.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ And that''s it?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ And then what happened? ” he said, trying to keep his face turned away from the beggar.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ And this one? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ And what will you tell her? ” “ You made the horse jump up and.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ And what''s making that noise? ” Blue light glittered on the buildings at the end of the long street.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ And who''davthought, ” said Glod, “ that you could brew a beer l''ke that outa cauliflowers? ” “ Had a great head on it, ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ And why''ve you got a beehive made of hair on your head, pray?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ And you steer by the ears, ya? ” Cassandra Fox said: “ Probably ca n''t afford them, out in the sticks.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ And you''re real? ” SQUEAK.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ And, Dean, will you stop tapping your feet? ” “ Well, it''s catchy, ” said the Dean.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Antique. ” “ Would you listen to that tone?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Any good to us? ” “ Should n''t think so. ” Imp straightened up.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Any kind of box? ” said Dibbler, in a voice choked with money.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyone else been working in here? ” “ Well.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyone got any money? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyone seen the Librarian lately? ” “ He always seems to be carrying something when I see him.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyone seen the Librarian? ” The orang- utan was busy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyway, get the rest of your chums here right now. ” “ What for? ” “ A bit of a tutorial, ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Are n''t we going to examine the music? ” “ In good time, ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Are n''t you the wizard I saw last night? ” “ That''s right, ” said Ridcully, “ and this is the Rite of AshkEnte.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Are they still behind us? ” Glod yelled.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Are we a cab service? ” said Susan coldly.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you a soprano? ” she said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right, Miss Butts? ” The teacher rallied.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you all right? ” “ You''d better ask her, ” muttered Buddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you facin''me? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you going to fade away again? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you laughing at me? ” said Susan suspiciously.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you new? ” “ Yes.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you ready for this? ” They blinked at him.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you still here?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you the musicians known as The Band With Rocks In? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you too scared to change the world? ” Death turned.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ As simple as dat? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Asphalt? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Assassins? ” said Herbert''Mr Harpsichord''Shuffle.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Besides, he said you would n''t want the expense. ” “ What do you think, Buddy? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Big black coach with all dat liver on it. ” “ Liver? ” said Buddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Boxes full of music, eh? ” “ We''ll take this one, ” said Ridcully, snatching it up.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Breakfast?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Buddy?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Buggrem? ” said Foul Ole Ron.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Bursar?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ But I am a human. ” I DIDN''T SAY IT WAS GOING TO BE EASY, DID I?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ But that''s dreadful! ” ARE YOU ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED WITH THE YOUNG MAN?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ But you ran out! ” “ Yes. ” “ Why? ” “ It was.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ But, but, but I''ll throw in my guitar primer and a strap and a couple of pleckies, yes? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Cabbages doing well? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Camomile tea? ” I THOUGHT THAT WAS A KIND OF SOAP.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I kill it without killing him? ” SQUEAK.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I tell her?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I try? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Can we get some more?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you all eat fast? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you do that?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you hear me? ” she shouted, above the triumphant chords.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you help me with this? ” she said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you see any pears? ” said Glod, taking a breath.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Cantaloupe? ” said Buddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Carrion regardless, as you might say. ” “ You mean everyone gets eaten? ” “ Part of the miracle of nature, ” said the raven.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Changing our tone, yes?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Cliff, ” said Glod, “ can I have a word? ” He jerked a stubby thumb at the door.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Cliff? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Cliff? ” “ Good troll name.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Coffee? ” “ Coffee- flavoured froth, anyway.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Cook. ” “ Is n''t it what every artist wants? ” said Buddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Could you glue it back together? ” said Glod, eventually.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Crash?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Crash? ” “ Yes? ” “ There''s hundreds of people out there.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Crash? ” “ Yes? ” “ There''s hundreds of people out there.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ D''you think we could have handled that better? ” SQUEAK?”Dah dah dah DAH''SQUEAK?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ D''you think we could have handled that better? ” SQUEAK?”Dah dah dah DAH''SQUEAK?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Deaf?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Dean, ” said Ridcully eventually, “ what have you done to your hair?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Dean? ” said the Senior Wrangler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Did I?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Did a cart just go through here? ” he demanded.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Did he say anything? ” said Albert, too busy to pay attention.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Did he?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n''t I say it did n''t belong here?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n''t I say?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n''t you want that? ” “ We''ll talk about dat later, ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you put it about that anyone who plays at this Festival is right out of the Guild? ” “ Yes, sir.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you say two hundred and fifty dollars in Sto Lat?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you see that wretched old cat move?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Dis is bribery, is it? ” he whispered.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Do I? ” “ They''ve got one of those new pianofortes just over the river in the Opera House, ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n''t tell me you want a guitar? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n''t you think we should have brought the senior wizards, sir? ” said Ponder, struggling to keep up.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you confiscate our instruments? ” “ To start with, ” said the president.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you just do rats, or mice and hamsters and weasels and stuff like that as well? ” SQUEAK.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know it''s gone midnight?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know what it means, Grandad? ” I''VE NOT COME ACROSS IT BEFORE, BUT I SUPPOSE IT''S POSSIBLE.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know why you''re here? ” “ No.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know you''re shaking all over? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think we should''ve took all dem bits out? ” “ It''s bound to work, ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Does he play a sort of guitar? ” “ Yes!
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Does n''t anyone know who the hells they are? ” Mr Clete said, as Satchelmouth managed to grip the glass on the second try.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Does n''t that matter? ” Death gave him a look.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Drop me off over Quirm, will you? ” “ What does it want him for? ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Drop me off over Quirm, will you? ” “ What does it want him for? ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Dull?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Dull? ” I AM AFRAID SO.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Er, hello? ” “ Who''s that? ” “ It''s me, Stibbons.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Er, hello? ” “ Who''s that? ” “ It''s me, Stibbons.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Er, ” she said, “ ANYONE HERE BEEN KILLED AND CALLED VOLF? ” Behind her, the Death of Rats put its head in its paws.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Er... ” “ Yes? ” “ Er.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Er... ” “"Sto Helit Lace"? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Ever since I''ve had the shop. ” “ Who brought it in? ” “ How should I know?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Ever since I''ve had the shop. ” “ Who brought it in? ” “ How should I know?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Everythin''all right, Dean? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Exactly. ” “ And I suppose you''re stuck with it? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Excuse me – ” “ Ook? ” “ Those guys just called you a monkey, ” said Glod, jerking a thumb in the direction of the door.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Eyes crossed in a crowded room? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Fat, red hair, says"ook", a lot? ” “ That''s him.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Female, eh? ” said the old man.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Fine, Master. ” STILL GOT YOUR BOTTLE?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Forget what? ” FORGET ANYTHING.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Forget?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Forget? ” said Albert.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Forget? ” “ Right.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Four- four time? ” said the Dean.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Free. ” “ Free? ” The word got past Dibbler''s teeth before they could snap shut.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ From what? ” Susan bent down and picked up a blackened knife.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Gerbils?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Gibbsson? ” “ Yes, boss? ” “ You know those guitars you made?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Gibbsson? ” “ Yes, boss? ” “ You know those guitars you made?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Gibbsson? ” “ Yes, boss? ” “ You know those guitars you made?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Gimlet''s Hole Food? ” said Lias.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Gimlet?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Gllod, there''s an ape watching us. ” “ Well? ” said Glod, unfolding a string bag.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Glod? ” Glod jumped.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Go well? ” he said, when Susan''s shadow appeared over the half- door.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Good grief, ” he said, “ is that still here?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Good rhythm, ” he said, “ but the words need some work. ” “ You mean more gold, gold, gold? ” “ Ye- es.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Gook. ” “"Good Gracious Miss Polly"? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Gook? ” “ It''s a kind of very fine lace they make iii the city of Sto Helit, ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Gort? ” “ What? ” “ What do you think of this one? ” Hammerjug cleared his throat.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Gort? ” “ What? ” “ What do you think of this one? ” Hammerjug cleared his throat.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Gort? ” “ What? ” “ What do you think of this one? ” Hammerjug cleared his throat.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Got change of a dollar, miss? ” “ Pardon? ” “ Couple of half- dollars''d do.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Got change of a dollar, miss? ” “ Pardon? ” “ Couple of half- dollars''d do.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Grandfather? ” YES.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Gratitude, is it? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Guaranteed. ” “ Where is it, then? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Hah! ” “ How much? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Hammer, right?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Has anyone got anything they should be telling me? ” The wizards shuffled their blue- suede feet nervously.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Has he found him? ” said Albert.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Have I seen you before? ” I''M IN HERE QUITE OFTEN, YES.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Have n''t you got any muesli? ” she said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Have none of you seen a horse jump before? ” “ Yes.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you been taking dried frog pills, old chap? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you ever seen anything like it? ” she said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you forgotten yet? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you seen someone who did n''t look like this? ” he demanded.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you seen this person? ” he demanded, thrusting a pasteboard oblong in front of Dunelm''s eyes.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ He bought seventeen doughnuts. ” “ Sugar? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ He does n''t change, does he? ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ He just keeps on saying things like IT''S NOT HAPPENING YET. ”''Have you tried burying him up to the neck in the sand?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ He said, what do we call ourselves? ” “ Cliff, Buddy, Glod and the Librarian.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Hear it?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Hello?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Her? ” said Albert.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey, dat''s us, is n''t it? ” “ What do we want these for? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey, dat''s us, is n''t it? ” “ What do we want these for? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey, if there''s any good fish bones in there I''ll have them. ” “ Have you met him? ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey, what was that? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey, what was that? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” said Imp.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Honest, Mr Dibbler, ca n''t you give us one more chance? ” “ We''ll see, ” said Dibbler, and strode away.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Hot dog?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How about if we leave it right now? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How about ravens? ” Something blew in her ear.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How about"We''re A Rubbish Band"? ” said Noddy, sticking his hands in his pockets.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How can you be in the programme when I do n''t know what you''re called? ” said Dibbler, waving a hand irritably at one of the posters.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How can you remember me?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How can-? ” Whaum- wha.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How come, ” said Cliff, “ he''s so short? ”"N''elephant sat on me, ” said Asphalt, sulkily.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How could he talk like that? ” she said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you do that? ” said Dibbler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you know I''d got the cart made ready? ” said Glod, as they landed after a brief flight.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you know who I am? ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you manage to walk through the wall? ” “ I''m sorry? ” said Susan, backing away.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you manage to walk through the wall? ” “ I''m sorry? ” said Susan, backing away.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How do I know?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How do you know that? ” YOU''VE ALWAYS KNOWN.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How hard can they be to kill? ” “ My associates are somewhat reluctant to talk about it, ” said Lord Downey.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How long have you been sixteen? ” “ Since I was fifteen, of course.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How long were you asleep? ” “ Same as I am awake, ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How many? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How much for everything? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How much? ” “ Best part of five thousand dollars – ” “ FIVE THOUSAND DOL –? ” Cliff clamped his huge hand over Glod''s mouth.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How much? ” “ Best part of five thousand dollars – ” “ FIVE THOUSAND DOL –? ” Cliff clamped his huge hand over Glod''s mouth.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How old are you? ” “ Sixteen. ” “ Oh, my. ” Albert rolled his eyes.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How should we know? ” “ Has it got dat livery on der side? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How should we know? ” “ Has it got dat livery on der side? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How should we know? ” “ That was magnificent, ” said Dibbler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ How''m I going to play my guitar like this? ” said Crash.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I bang them together. ” “ And then what? ” “ What do you mean,"And then what?"''
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I bang them together. ” “ And then what? ” “ What do you mean,"And then what?"''
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I did n''t know there was one. ” “ What d''you call this, then, Klatchian mist? ” The man slapped the air.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I expect people had to pay to get in here, did n''t they? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I expect that seeing horses float in the air is silly, do n''t you? ” She slipped off the horse''s back, and gave the watchers a bright smile.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I expect what your worship has n''t heard of, ” he said, “ is the music tax. ” “ What music tax? ” said Asphalt and the mayor together.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I expect you''re looking forward to the Festival, eh? ” he said, after a while.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I expect you''ve had enough, eh, soldier? ” said the sergeant.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I know we''ve had this conversation before, but who are you?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I like pears. ” “ I can see a man with a throwing axe! ” “ Does it look valuable? ” An arrow vibrated in the wall by Lias''s head.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, how often does the Watch get called in to the Drum? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, was Volf on the right side? ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, what did you think you were doing? ” “ mumblemumblemumble, ” said the Dean, looking at the floor.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I said, they''ve all gone mad except me and you! ” “ What? ” “ It''s the music! ” “ Yes!
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I say, is n''t that my nose- hair mirror? ” said the Bursar, breaking the spell.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I say, ” said Lady Sara, “ who does he belong to? ” Susan looked around.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I showed you, Archchancellor?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose a pattern of roses is out of the question?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose he was a righteous ass, come to think about it. ” “ Sorry? ” said Ponder.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose it''s legal for me to go in licensed premises? ” said Susan, as Ankh- Morpork appeared on the horizon again.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose it''s too late to cut some sort of deal? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose you do n''t know what''s happening? ” SQUEAK.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I think they''re probably more like guidelines, do n''t you?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I think what we have here is an occasion for negotiation, yes? ” He got down from the cart.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I thought you''d been everywhere and seen everything? ” White light crackled in the air.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I thought, ” he said, “ just a few numbers that everyone knows?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I used to muck''em arht. ” “ That''s how you got like that? ” “ Nope.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I warn you, ” said the bundle, “ I do n''t do the N word. ” “ I''m sorry? ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I was just too young to appreciate it. ” YOU REALLY LIKED IT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I won it in – ” “ Ah, you''re from Llamedos, right? ” said the fat guard.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I''m a raven, are n''t I? ” it said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I''m pretty sure it was n''t Cantaloupe. ” “ Whatever. ” “ How did you get in here? ” “ I''m.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I''m sorry? ” “ mumblemumbledancingmumble. ” “ Dancing, ” said Ridcully levelly, walking back along the row.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I''ve run out of breath through lack of money. ” “ I said ten dollars, did n''t I? ” said Dibbler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ I''ve saddled up Binky. ” YOU UNDERSTAND I WAS JUST CHECKING?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ If I do n''t get my wheels back, there''s going to be trouble. ” “ Trouble? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ If I tell you, wo n''t that be a paradox? ” NOT FOR US.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Imp? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Imp? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Imp? ” said Glod, after a while.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ In like Flint, eh? ” “ You think she''s one of dem gropies Asphalt told us about? ” “ Could be. ” Other news had travelled fast, too.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ In like Flint, eh? ” “ You think she''s one of dem gropies Asphalt told us about? ” “ Could be. ” Other news had travelled fast, too.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Incidentally, has anyone got any black paint?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is Mr Downey still head of the Assassins''Guild? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is he in love? ” said the Bursar.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it because you like Logic and Maths and do n''t like Language and History? ” Miss Butts concentrated.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it heavy? ” said Buddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it morning already? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it some ghastly emanation from the Dungeon Dimensions? ” said Ponder.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it something I should know? ” IT IS NOTHING IMPORTANT.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it something that''s supposed to be happening? ” Susan suddenly felt important.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it time for your dried frog pill? ” Smoke was coming out of the stricken piano.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it working, Mr Dibbler? ” said Jimbo.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is n''t it always the same? ” said the raven, flapping away.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is n''t the wizard in? ” “ In, yes.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is someone cooking bacon? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that all you do? ” said Imp, after a while.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that all? ” “ It''s a lot.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that important? ” IT IS.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that more or less than five dollars? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that some kind of sausage? ” said Albert suspiciously.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that you, Noddy? ” said a sad shape hanging from one of the stage''s few remaining beams.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there something wrong? ” said Mrs Whitlow.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there something wrong? ” “ A- wrong- wrong- wrong- wrong, a- do- wrong- wrong, ” said the other two maids.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ It can only hold so much, see?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ It does n''t exactly matter what I do. ” “ You mean you''re not human? ” “ Oh, yes.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ It has to be free. ” “ What? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ It is magic? ” “ The music lets itself be trapped so you can hear it again and again, ” said Ponder.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ It is really alive? ” “ I.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ It may be the last chance you get – ” “ Maybe no- one''ll turn up and we can go home? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ It wo n''t be long now- what''re you doing here? ” “ We''re in the programme, Mr Dibbler, ” said Crash meekly.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ It''ll make the world end and the sky fall on me if I give it a tootle, will it? ” “ Interesting you should say that, ” said the old lady.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ It''s been in a troll''s mouth! ” “ You eat eggs, do n''t you? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ It''s called aargrooha. ” “ How''s it played? ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ It''s called"Something''s Gotten Into My Beard". ” “ Good. ” “ Do n''t you want to hear it? ” Dibbler looked up.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ It''s got pictures of where to put your fingers and everything, yes? ” “ Yer, right. ” The barbarian walked out.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ It''s our new name. ” “ Why have you changed it?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ It''s someone else''s. ” “ Whose? ” The raven''s eyes spun wildly.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ It''s the gold, is n''t it? ” said Asphalt.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ It''s true?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ It''s using him, but what for? ” “ Twenty- seven dollars! ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Join?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Just boxes? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Just shut up about money, all right? ” hissed Asphalt.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Just three of you? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Let''s get your friends, shall we? ” There was a friction in the air, as if the attention of the world were being focused.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Like a chocolate bar? ” said Recent Runes.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Like the Hogfather representing the spirit of the midwinter festival? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Like"Shave and a haircut, two pence"? ” “ Sorry? ” Bam- bam- a- bambam, bamBAM.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Like"Shave and a haircut, two pence"? ” “ Sorry? ” Bam- bam- a- bambam, bamBAM.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Listen, how can it go wrong? ” said Crash, waving his hands frantically.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, I could n''t find a shop that''d heard of anything like that but, er, you know that circus that was here last week?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, my son, ” the holy man said hurriedly, “ what exactly is it you want?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Look, that horse did n''t really stand in mid- air, did it? ” she demanded.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Lots of interesting merchandise that you wanted to pick up and learn more about? ” “ Yes! ” said Glod and Cliff together.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ MMF MMFMMF MMFMMFS? ” “ I got a bit confused, ” said Asphalt.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Making his life longer? ” LIFE IS EXTENSIBLE.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Master? ” The holy man looked around irritably.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ May I? ” said Imp.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Me, sir? ” “ Give it to me! ” Every nascent group in Ankh- Morpork was in awe of The Band With Rocks In.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Me?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Miss Butts always checks the dorms on the stroke of midnight. ” “ How many dormitories are there? ” said the raven.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Molly, Polly or Dolly? ” “ Molly, your lordship, ” said the maid, dropping a curtsy and trembling slightly.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Mr Chrysoprase says, what''s happening? ” it growled.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Mr Dibbler? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Mrs Whitlow been heavy on the starch again? ” He looked closer.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Music made from rocks? ” said Imp.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Music''s taken him over? ” YOU COULD PUT IT LIKE THAT.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Music? ” said the Patrician.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Nerves? ” “ No.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Nine times, so far. ” “ It worked every time, sir? ” “ Absolutely!
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ No sound, see? ” THAT WASN''T A CLAP.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ None of you saw her? ” said Buddy, as they manoeuvred him gently back through the pre- dawn greyness.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Not one that required the use of his hands, sure, but – ” “ And that penny whistle lad?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Not while I''ve been awake. ” “ We raise money? ” said Lias.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Nothing important wrong with it, the man said. ” “ Why''d he get rid of it, then? ” Crash demanded.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Notice the way he goes all quiet? ” he whispered.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Now I want to see those hoofs spark, know what I mean? ” “ Head for Quirm, ” said Buddy, as the cart jerked into motion.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Now, someone''s about to say something like"I hope the Watch do n''t ketchup with him", are n''t you? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ OK, boys, what''s the problem? ” said Dibbler, hurrying towards them.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ OK, so what do we do about it? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ OK, ” he said, and then added brightly, “ Buddy?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Odd like what? ” said Gloria.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Of course, that''s the point about this place – ” WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CATS?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh yes? ” she said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ One hundred and seven years, eh? ” he cackled.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ One like this? ” “ I wants one that goes blam- Blam- blamma- BLAM- blammmmooohieeee.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Only sat? ” Asphalt was already wearing a''Band With Rocks In''shirt.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Ook? ” “ That''s right, ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook. ” “ If we''re so good, ” said Glod, “ why ai n''t we rich? ”"Cos you do the negotiatin'', ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Oook. ” “ What''d he say? ” “ He said he did n''t build it, he just put it together, ” said the Dean, without turning his head.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Otherwise he''ll miss his ride. ” “ What ride? ” The eyes orbited again.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Own up, that man. ” “ Doing what, Archchancellor? ” said the Senior Wrangler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon, Dean? ” “ I said it''s because I added lavender oil, ” said the Dean loudly.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” “ Can you sing at all, gel?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” “ Can you sing at all, gel?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” “ Somethin''like that.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Play around with people''s lives, and then talk about duty? ” All the lights were on in the Musicians''Guild.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Please? ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Poor ole Grandad, sob, sob, sorely missed, we wo n''t see his like again, where did the ole bugger leave his will?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Realllly? ” said Imp.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Really?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Really? ” I SHALL KEEP YOUR ROOM EXACTLY AS YOU LEFT IT.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Really? ” said Ridcully, brightly.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Reckon we should shut the gates, sarge? ” “ Might as well. ” With the exact minimum amount of effort they swung the huge gates together.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Reminds you of home, eh? ” said Cliff, nudging Buddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Right you are, Master. ” HOW ARE YOU FEELING NOW?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Right! ” “ We''ll take sixteen. ” “ Sixteen?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Right, then, ” Glod was saying, “ it''s a deal, yes? ” “ A deal, ” said the little old lady.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Runes, please take the Dean''s hat off for him, will you? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Sarge? ” “ Yes, Nobby? ” “ You know your teeth.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Sarge? ” “ Yes, Nobby? ” “ You know your teeth.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Scowling like that? ” “ Sweating, most of the time I saw''em, ” said Foul Ole Ron.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Scum, is n''t it? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ See?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ See?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Seventy- five dollllars? ” said Imp.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ She was there. ” “ Cantaloupe? ” said Asphalt.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Should it do that? ” said jade.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Shut up a minute, will you? ” The holy man put out his hand, palm turned vertical, and waved it a few times.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Sir? ” SORRY.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Sir? ” WHAT''S IT ALL ABOUT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Sir? ” WHAT''S IT ALL ABOUT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Sir? ” said Albert, after a while.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Sir? ” “ That sounded exactly like a cat trying to go to the lavatory through a sewn- up bum. ” Ponder looked aghast.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Six hundred people at a dollarfifty each?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ So I can stop?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ So he''s gone. ” “ Who? ” “ The man you were just telling me about. ” “ Oh.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ So what do we do?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ So what do you call yourselves? ” “ Er- dwarfs, Mr Dibbler, ” said the lead dwarf.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ So what we going to do now? ” said Lias.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ So what?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry. ” YOU CAME HERE TO TELL ME THAT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry? ” CATS.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry? ” I KNOW IT''S RIDICULOUS, REALLY.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry? ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Sounds like a spider trapped in a matchbox, do n''t it? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Students? ” “ Er.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Sure? ” “ Leg go ogg by beak glease? ” Susan released her grip.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Sure? ” “ Leg go ogg by beak glease? ” Susan released her grip.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Susan? ” she ventured.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Ten dollars?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ That''ll be all, will it, Master? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ That''s Recent Runes, ai n''t it? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ That''s a worm. ” OH THAT''S BETTER, IS IT?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ That''s all right, is n''t it?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ That''s dancing, is it?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ That''s me down there, is n''t it? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ That''s so, is n''t it?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ That''s someone else''s wall! ” “ Well?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ That''s true, ” said Ridcully, “ but what about the floral smell? ” “ mumblemumblemumblelavendermumble, ” said the Dean sullenly.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ That''s true, ” said the Chair of Indefinite Studies, “ we did miss dinner. ” “ We missed dinner? ” said the Senior Wrangler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ That''s your name, is it?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ That? ” “ We''ve got some money.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ The Band With Rocks In? ” “ I like it.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ The Mended Drum? ” said Lias.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ The fact is, I seem to have lost my faculty. ” “ For what, Archchancellor? ” said Ponder, politely.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ The invisible girl? ” said Glod, staring at the empty grass.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ The shop in Three Roses Alley? ” “ That''s right. ” The door to the wizard''s house was open.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Then let''s say: have you seen some mysterious stranger who did n''t talk about his past? ” said Albert.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ There''s a monkey runs this place, right? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ There''s magic afoot? ” “ Haha, good one, Senior Wrangler, ” said the Dean.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ These trousers, ” he said, “ are where it''s at. ” “ Are you talkin''Music With Rocks In again? ” said Ridcully suspiciously.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ They assassinate people. ” “ You want free music, do you? ” said Mr Clete.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ They ca n''t be for us, can dey? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ They follow actors and musicians around, ” he said, “ because of, you know, the glamour and everything – ” “ Glamour?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ This a guitar shop? ” it said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ This is a battlefield, is n''t it? ” said the raven patiently.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ This is some sort of occult code, do you think? ” “ Could n''t say, yerronner, ” said Foul Ole Ron.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ This is the place then, is it? ” it said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ This is what he used to do?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ This one, sir? ” whispered a shadow beside the livery stable, as Buddy wandered along the moonlit street.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ This place?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ This? ” she said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Tour?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Tour?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Volf Volfssonssonssonsson?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Wait a minute, would you? ” He looked down at his sleeve.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Waiters and so on make too much nois- this is some sort of a joke, is it? ” He prodded what was under the cover and beckoned the nearest maid.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Want some fish? ” “ I''m not hungry, thanks. ” “ It''s really good.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Want to go and get your own, then? ” she said, leering behind her beard.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Was I? ” “ Yes. ” “ Just thinking.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Waving his guitar like that. ” “ Why''s there all that lightning and stuff? ” said Buddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ We can afford that too, can we? ” “ Oh, I shall help out with that, ” said Dibbler expansively.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ We left so quick last night I never did know if she turned up. ” “ What was her name? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ We play Music With Rocks In all evening, and we''ve got a room that looks like this? ” “ It''s homely, ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ We ready? ” said Lias, picking his hammers.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ We said twenty dollars, right? ” “ No, you said twenty dollars.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ We sha n''t be wanting for cabbages, eh? ” “ Oh, shut up, ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ We was wondering if we could have another chance? ” “ You did say the audience loved us, ” said Noddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ We''ll take this. ” “ Two dollars. ” “ Hey, why should, we pay anything?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ We''re getting paid for this number, right? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ We''re wizards, are n''t we? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ We''ve come about the instrument you sold our friend last week. ” “ Are you the Watch? ” Glod bowed.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Well – ” YOU DON''T KNOW, DO YOU?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, it''s better than the fruit machine, at least. ” YES?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, they could grab it, could n''t they? ” The cart threaded its way through the streets until it turned into Cunning Artificers.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, we''d be there. ” “ Yes?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, well, I never knew that. ” “ It can do other sums as well. ” “ You tellin''me ants can count? ” “ Oh, no.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, what can I say?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, you know your sort of bedroom –''“ How do you kill a leopard? ” said Noddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Well...? ” “ Um.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Wellll?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Wh''s the? ” “ The tavern keeper said we could stay here for free, ” said Buddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What about the dwarf? ” “ Ah. ” “ Someone said they thought he was Glod Glodsson.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What are they? ” Ponder stared.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What are they? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you lot doing in here? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What d''you expect?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What d''you fink? ” he said, when he''d finished.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What dat you got dere? ” said the troll.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What did I just say? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What did he look like? ” “ Well, he had a.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What did he mean, humans? ” Death walked thoughtfully across the hill to the place where a large white horse was placidly watching the view.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What did he say? ” “ He said all he can remember is something about sand. ” “ Sand, ” said Albert.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What did we do?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you do to them? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What did you say your name was? ” The stranger remained silent.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What dis? ” said Dibbler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you call the colour on the door? ” “ Eau- de- Nil. ” “ Nice. ” “ Thank you, ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you call them long sticks with axes on the end? ” said Asphalt.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you do after you''ve banged them together? ” “ I bang them together again, ” said Lias, one of nature''s drummers.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you do with them? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean, resolve themselves? ” HE WILL PROBABLY BE DEAD IN A MATTER OF DAYS.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean, sort of? ” “ Sort of leather.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean, which one? ” “ Well, there was two, ” said the sergeant.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean? ” LIFE CAN BE SHARED.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think you do? ” “ I hits''em with de hammers, ” said Lias, one of nature''s drummers.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you want, offendi? ” said a voice from somewhere behind it.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you want? ” WHY DO THINGS HAVE TO BE THE WAY THEY ARE?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you want? ” WHY DO THINGS HAVE TO BE THE WAY THEY ARE?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What does it take, Mr Dibbler? ” “ You''ve got me there.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What duck? ” AH.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What grade did I get in Logic? ” YOU GOT AN A.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened to the kippers?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened to you? ” “ They threw something at us, ” said Crash.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened to your hand? ” said Dibbler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What happened? ” said Volf.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What have you done with him? ” THEY''RE SAFE FOR NOW.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What have you got in there, Archchancellor? ” said Ponder Stibbons.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it the Dean says?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it they do? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it, Bursar? ” “ Erm, this gentleman has got a – ” “ It''s about your monkey, ” said the man.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it, Jimbo? ” “ One of my guitar strings has broke. ” “ Well, you''ve got five more, ai n''t you? ” “ Yur.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it, Jimbo? ” “ One of my guitar strings has broke. ” “ Well, you''ve got five more, ai n''t you? ” “ Yur.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” whispered Imp.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it? ” “ Um, ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What is? ” I SUPPOSE.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What is? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What kept you? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What next? ” SQUEAK!
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What on Disc for? ” “ Well.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What other guys? ”"S funny thing, ” said the little troll, “ suddenly everyone''s playing music with rocks in it.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What seems to be the problem, officer? ” said Asphalt.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What the hell are you doing? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What the hell''s that? ” he shouted.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What the hells does he think he''s doing? ” “ That really hurt! ” The wizards clustered around the Lecturer in Recent Runes.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What was that about? ” said Nobby.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What was what? ” said Dibbler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What were you trying to tell me last night? ” “ Tell you? ” said the raven, with a guilty look on its beak.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What were you trying to tell me last night? ” “ Tell you? ” said the raven, with a guilty look on its beak.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''ll happen if he does n''t play it? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''ll happen to him? ” SQUEAK.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''re all the boxes for, Mr Dibbler? ” said Crash.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''re they doing, Mr Dibbler? ” Dibbler turned.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''re you doing here? ” “ Rat Death here said I could have a lift.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''re you doing, dwarf? ” “ I got Asphalt to get some paint, ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''re you holding on to, Glod? ” “ Just.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''re you making? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s all dem words mean? ” “ You''re a musician, ai n''t you? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s all dem words mean? ” “ You''re a musician, ai n''t you? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s been happening here? ” said Albert.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s he doing that for? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s his first name? ” said Nobby.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s it all about, seriously, when you get right down to it? ” said Albert.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s that light? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s that one that looks like a serpent? ” whispered Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s that?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s that? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s the good of being Death if you have to obey idiot rules all the time? ” BRING THEM BACK.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s the matter? ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s this now? ” said Asphalt, as they instinctively huddled together.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s this place?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s this? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s three times seventy- five dollars? ” “ Many dollars, ” said Lias.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s up with the dwarf?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What''s your name, soldier? ” ER.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What, Mrs Whitlow? ” the Chair of Indefinite Studies began.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What, by just opening a box? ” “ Yes, ” said Ponder.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What, each? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What, proper dwarf bread? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What, really her-? ” said the Dean, his voice sounding as though it was coming from a long way away.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What, then? ” “ I''ll think of something. ” The audience spilled out into the street.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What, ” said Susan, “ was all that about? ” There was a flurry of wings.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” And someone hit him across the head.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” GIVE ME YOUR COAT.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Albert.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Imp.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” shouted the Bursar.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Noddy, I think. ” What could be seen of Crash''s face broke into a huge and terrible smile.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ The Surreptitious Fabric, ” Jimbo repeated helpfully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ The way he was smoking that sausage.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ What?.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ When a man says"What''s it all about then, seriously, when you get right down to it?"
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are the beehives? ” “ In the orchard. ” “ How many plates''ve we got? ” “ Seven – ” Susan shut her mouth firmly.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are the beehives? ” “ In the orchard. ” “ How many plates''ve we got? ” “ Seven – ” Susan shut her mouth firmly.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are they? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are they? ” “ They''re just sitting around talking, Mr Dibbler. ” “ Listen, ” said Dibbler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Where did you put it, Scum? ” said Crash.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Where did you put them, out of interest? ” “ Chucked''em inna shed, boss.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Where do you want me to go now? ” The rat scurried to the open door and disappeared into the hall.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Where''d she go? ” There were a couple of trolls lounging just inside the entrance.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Where''re we stopping tonight? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Where''s that? ” There was some more whispering.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Where, sarge? ” “ Anywhere not here. ” In the dark mounds of merchandise, something felt their departure.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Where?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Where? ” said Lias.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Which one are you? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Which one would that be? ” said Ridcully politely.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Which one, Throat? ” said Sergeant Colon.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Which one? ” said the first troll.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Which way do I go? ” “ We''ll show you, ” said the first student.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are you? ” she said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Who d''you think he was? ” “ Who? ” “ The person you just mentioned. ” “ Did I? ” “ Did you what? ” Albert crested a dune.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Who d''you think he was? ” “ Who? ” “ The person you just mentioned. ” “ Did I? ” “ Did you what? ” Albert crested a dune.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Who d''you think he was? ” “ Who? ” “ The person you just mentioned. ” “ Did I? ” “ Did you what? ” Albert crested a dune.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Who d''you think he was? ” “ Who? ” “ The person you just mentioned. ” “ Did I? ” “ Did you what? ” Albert crested a dune.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Who goes there? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Who''s causing that din? ” shouted Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Who''s next? ” SQUEAK.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Who''s pumping it? ” screamed the Senior Wrangler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Who''s that playing now, Mr Dibbler? ”"''And you". ” “ Sorry, Mr Dibbler? ” “ Only they write it& U, ” said Dibbler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Who''s that playing now, Mr Dibbler? ”"''And you". ” “ Sorry, Mr Dibbler? ” “ Only they write it& U, ” said Dibbler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Who''s that? ” he whispered, in case heavier words would send the cart over.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Who''s that? ” said Glod, looking up.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Who''s the most famous horn player there ever was, Glod? ” “ Brother Charnel, ” said the dwarf promptly.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Who, Sir? ” There was no reply.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Who? ” said Cliff.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Whoever heard of a serious musician with a glove?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Why could n''t we just take it off her? ” said Glod, when they were outside.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Why did you hit me on the helmet at the end there? ” said Glod, carefully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Why did you? ” Death shrugged.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Why have you summoned me, then? ” she said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Why should I do that? ” “ Oh, quite a few girls have gone down there today, ” said the dwarf.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Why''d you do that? ” “ Er... ” “ I mean, it''s not as if they even allow small children into the Drum. ” “ I do n''t know.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Why''re they all cheering him for not doing anything? ” “ Ca n''t say, sir, ” said Satchelmouth.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Why''re you following me around?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Why''s everyone suddenly so musical? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Why''s he not saying anything? ” Asphalt whispered.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Why''ve you got a string bag? ” said Imp.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” said Cliff, as the dwarf squirmed.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” said the Bursar.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Wizards in trousers?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Would that help? ” Susan had said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Would they be any good in the event of a thaumaturgical dimension rip of enormous proportions? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Would you like a cocoa? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yeah? ” “ Yeah.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yep. ” “ He hardly says a word now when he''s not on stage. ” “ Yep. ”''Ever met a zombie? ” “ I know a golem.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, Miss Butts? ” If Miss Butts concentrated, Susan was sitting in front of her.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, Miss Butts? ” The headmistress peered at her, as if waiting for her to do something.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, Miss Butts? ” said Susan, just before Miss Butts said, “ Susan? ” Miss Butts shuddered.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, Miss Butts? ” said Susan, just before Miss Butts said, “ Susan? ” Miss Butts shuddered.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, Mr Glod? ” “ Watch the road, will you? ” The Archchancellor polished his staff as he walked along.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, Mr Glod? ” “ Watch the road, will you? ” The Archchancellor polished his staff as he walked along.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, Mr Skazz? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, my son? ” His brow wrinkled.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, offendi? ” IS THIS THE KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEGION?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, offendi? ” IS THIS THE KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEGION?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, what is it? ” “ Are you sure you ca n''t remember? ” “ Remember what? ” Albert took a deep breath.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, what is it? ” “ Are you sure you ca n''t remember? ” “ Remember what? ” Albert took a deep breath.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, what is it? ” “ Are you sure you ca n''t remember? ” “ Remember what? ” Albert took a deep breath.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, you have to be sure to say,"Do you want a peanut, Mr Monkey?"''
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, ” said Cliff, “ we''ll get on out there, will we?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes. ” “ What, her-? ” “ I, er, think so. ” Ridcully had once seen Mrs Whitlow''s washing line.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” I AM TOLD YOU KNOW EVERYTHING.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” REALLY.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” Whauauaum.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ I think we want to talk.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yessir? ” I HAVE BEEN WONDERING.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes–”Blert looked at the customer, and made a huge mental effort''-sir? ” It was n''t just the leather jerkin.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You ai n''t been out lately? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You are male, are n''t you? ” he added.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You be sure and keep an eye on it, right?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You boys can afford it! ” “ And then there''s this tour, is there? ” said Glod sharply.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You boys ready, then? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You boys seen an iconograph? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You brought me some money? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You built it? ” he barked.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You ca n''t trap music. ” “ That is n''t Klatchian mist, lad. ” “ It''s been in that mug since last night? ” said Ponder.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You could n''t write your name down, could you?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You do fried rat? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n''t call this a music instrument, do you? ” he demanded.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n''t expect me to believe you''re the Tooth Fairy? ” said Susan suspiciously.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You do n''t want paying?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You ever bought anything in here? ” said Lias.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You ever learn mythology? ” it said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You expect me to believe that, do you? ” said Susan, trying to summon up her most withering scorn.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You got a licence, mate? ” “ Llicence? ” said Imp.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You got a licence, mate? ” “ Llicence? ” said Imp.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You had a great house there, I expect? ” said the troll.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You hear the crowd?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You human? ” “ Yes, ma''am. ” “ All right, then. ” The shop was lit by a couple of candles.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You just play the harp? ” “ Anything with strings on it, ” said Imp.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You know dat?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You know that bag? ” said Dibbler.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You know the funny thing about him? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You know?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You know?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You like dwarf bread? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You lot together? ” he snapped.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean a keyboard? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean rat heads or rat legs? ” “ No.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean we ca n''t come into Quirm? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You see dat troll in der front row? ” he said.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You standing on a couple of planks? ” “ They''re just thick soles, ” said the Dean.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You sure it was the Librarian? ” said the Archchancellor.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You sure, Cliff? ” “ Read it in a book once, ” said the troll.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You sure? ” “ Yes.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You think maybe we''re better off now? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You want fried bread with your sausages?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You want me to cut my own throat? ” “ We''ll help.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You want me to tell you if I''ve seen someone who does n''t look like that? ” “ He''d have been odd.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You want to go back to playing for half a dozen people in some cellar somewhere after this? ” said Buddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You were hammerin''them? ” said Ridcully.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You''re an expert, are you? ” said Susan hotly.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You''re back? ” IT SEEMS SO.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You''re just a piece of cheese. ” SQUEAK?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You''re not going to say something like"Oh, my paws and whiskers", are you? ” she said quietly.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You''re rivetin''them together? ” The Dean beamed.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You''re still sitting there, are you? ” “ Of course, Miss Butts. ” Ridiculous.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You''re supposed to see no harm comes to us. ” “ Well, I''m doing that, ai n''t I? ” Asphalt muttered.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You''re sure you''re not the Death of Ravens too? ” SQUEAK.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You''ve got me out here in the middle of the night to talk about hearing difficulties? ” “ I did n''t say deaf, I said your grandfather is.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You, ” he said, pointing to the Death of Rats, “ you ca n''t sense a trace of him?
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You? ” “ Me, ” said Susan.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ You? ” “ Yes.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Young lady, ” said Ridcully, “ would you care for breakfast? ” The Mended Drum seldom closed.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Your name up there, is it? ” “ We''re probably where it says Ande Supporting Bandes, ” said Noddy.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ Youse got everyting youse need? ” They nodded, mutely.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ ” Dwarfs"? ” “ Yes, sir. ” “ Why? ” “ Because we are, Mr Dibbler, ” said the lead dwarf patiently.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“ ” Dwarfs"? ” “ Yes, sir. ” “ Why? ” “ Because we are, Mr Dibbler, ” said the lead dwarf patiently.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“"Cavern Deep, Mountain High"? ” said Glod.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“"Kaboom"? ” said Ridcully, forcing his way up the crowded street.
Soul Music - Terry Pratchett	“"Wossnames"? ” “ You know. ” Foul Ole Ron moved his hands vaguely in the air.
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	All right? Hogfather - Terry Pratchett Would n''t It Be Nice If Everyone Was Nice", eh?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	ere, what---''''AND WHERE DOES IT GO?'' Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''''ere, you did n''t really put a pony in their kitchen, did you?'' Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''''s Hogswatch, right?'' Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''-but I do n''t want you back in my life, understand?'' Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''A Verruca Gnome?'' Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''A Verruca Gnome?'' Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''A big boy like you?'' Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''A big swored?'' Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''A god, eh?'' Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''A guessing game, perhaps? Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''A little more wine, Gwendoline? Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''A mixture of mustard and horseradish?'' Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''A puppy called Spot?'' Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''A robbery?'' Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''A special pot for nail clippings?'' Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''A thief? Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''A very bad fighter?'' Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''A wren? Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''Actually... where do they take the teeth?'' Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''After all, there''s a Tooth Fairy, ain''there? Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''After all, there''s a Tooth Fairy, ain''there? Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''Ah, humbugs?'' Hogfather - Terry Pratchett ''Ah, you mean the thing with the brass plate on it sayingImproved Manicure Device", Archchancellor?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, you want to try for unfriendly?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Alive?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''All friends now?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''All pretty sparkles... ’''And then you just drive forward?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''All right by you, is it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''All right, Adrian, initialize the GBU''How do you do that, then?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''All right, what were you doing there?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''All that''s in a book?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Amazing bathroom, ai n''t it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And I bet you bought your holly, eh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And You''ve worked it all out, have you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And all the maids have got the evening off until midnight?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And all we''ve had from him is ingratitude---''YES, THAT DOES SPOIL IT, DOESN''T IT?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And are you covering for anyone right now?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And can you speak quieter, please?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And do you have a lot of friends, Peachy?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And how does that work?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And how many have you had, may I ask?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And if I had n''t done anything?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And lives in trees?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And mud?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And she got real worked up, did n''t she?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And started giving stuff away?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s all there is to it, all right?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And the banana?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And the key?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And the other four?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And the teeth?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And this is the first time anyone''s mentioned it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And this"rebooting"business?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And what about all these deeds and so on?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And what are we looking for?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And what are you doing here, Albert?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And what are you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And what did you do with the fairy?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And what do you say to the good king?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And what were you doing?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And what would you do with a million dollars, Banjo?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And what''ll you do when he comes after you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And what''s all this stuff?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And where''s our Davey gone?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And who is Archchancellor of this University, may I ask?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And who''s he?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And yer going to attack it with a poker, eh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And you are all wizards?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And you brought him here?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And you created him just like that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And you know what?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And you''ve only got to talk to the poor old Bursar for five minutes and you think you''re going a bit potty yourself, am I right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And you''ve taken over?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And you... you could make them think things and do things?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And... are you helping out?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''And... the servants...?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Any chance of fitting a brain like this into the Dean''s head?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Any idea where I can get some string?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Any mustard?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Any sherry?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Any special god- like powers?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone else hear that noise just then?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone else hear that noise just then?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone hear any fairy tinkling?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone know what that means?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone know who he is?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Anything to drink around here?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Anyway, why''re you doing the job?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Anywhere specific or just everywhere?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Archchancellor?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t we going to arrest this impostor, corporal?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t you always?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t you going to poke it with the poker?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t you-?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Are there any giraffes in this wood?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Are they real mountains, or some sort of shadows?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Are we making progress?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Are we resolved, gentlemen?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Are we suggesting that things are coming back?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Are women allowed in here?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, Mr Stibbons?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, sir?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Are you makingfun of me?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Are you one of the pixies?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Are you the Hair Loss Fairy?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Are you weal?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Arrest the Hogfather, style of thing?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Arrest who, sir?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''As quickly as that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''At least the Hogswatch cracker mottoes are fun...?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Back on the dried frog pills?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Bananas for pigs?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Banjo?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Banjo?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Banjo?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Basic''Iy I run Bulk Collection and Despatch---''''Where to?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Because we''ll get the Hogfather back.. right?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Been good,''ave yer?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Been overdoing the Hogswatch cheer, have you?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Besides,''said Teatime,''if you''ve been coerced, it''s not your fault, is it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Better''n here?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Bill?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Bob bob bob?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Brown tree trunks?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Buggrit?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But Rat is hanging around, ai n''t he?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But Teatime has made him very ill---''''Who cares?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But does the suggested fee represent the difficulty involved?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But gods are practically unkillable, are n''t they?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But have you ever seen a tree like that?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But he''s not actually thinking?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But he''s not actually thinking?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But if''n I take you through-''''What''s the worst that can happen?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But is that a chicken on your shoulder?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But it could happen, could n''t it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But it looks as though it''s- Did I do that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But we all believed him, did n''t we?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But we do n''t want any more of these... what''re they, Chair?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But why now?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But why there?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But you put it in the sack in the first place, did n''t you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But you wo n''t need to, will you, master?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''But... how?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Buy... a... bigger piggy bank?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''C''n I have the poker in my room for the night?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''CAN YOU HEAR ME IN THERE?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you ask him?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you do something more, well, magical?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you hurry up?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Can I have a puppy, miss?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Can I help you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Can I offer you a drink while we wait?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Can we get on?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Can we go after her?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Can you count, Banjo?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Can you get up?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Can you hold the hammer while I go and coat his tongue with yellow gunk?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Can you walk?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Can you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Celebrating Hogswatch with stolen greenery?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Charades?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Class eye?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Coming back?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Corkscrew?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Could I?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Could you not do it surreptitiously?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Could you take my bag while I climb up, please?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Couple of chimneys ago we were over that big posh restaurant...''REALLY?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Cunning, eh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''D''You like pears?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''D''you like falling down the stairs?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Daftness, you mean?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Dean, why do you keep referring to sheds all the time?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Dear me, out of thunderbolts, are we?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Did I say I was scared?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Did P''''Did he?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t it even taste a bit... well, spicy?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Did they eat pencils?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Did you check the list?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do I owe you any?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do I?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t want to what?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t worry, he does n''t suspect you of anything.,''How d''you know?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you want to find out why they''re here, sir?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do they attack swimmers?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do they do it in the jungle, d''you think?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do you drink at all?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do you ever think of anything except eyeballs?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know how to get back?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know what they''ve been doing?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know what''s in here, Mister Teatime?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do you like children?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do you often get given huge bags of money, sir?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think You''re going to get away with this?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think they have any soft drinks here?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think they''ve heard about the second step?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Does he throw up a lot?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Does it do tricks?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Does it matter if you get the presents anyway?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Does that count?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Does that sound to you like someone who''d expect a visit from a tooth fairy?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Duck Man?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Dun''arf make you fart, do n''t it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Er, that''s a bunch of grapes behind his ear---''''Well?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Er, would you like to borrow my handkerchief?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Er,''said Mad Drongo,''you could always, you know, sort of say it needs to work with the FTB enabled...''You think that''s better?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Er... SpoIt''s Forthright Respirator, perhaps?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Er... did you hear that noise just then?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Er... do n''t you want me to start on the seventh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Er... how did you get in?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Er... in everybody''s family, does n''t it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Er... in what way?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Er... like, Eat a Better Pie?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Er... raindrops and sunsets and that sort of thing?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Er... well, in the circumstances... er... shall I wrap it up for you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Er... where are we going?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Er... would you like a drink before you go?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Er... you know whenever there was another magical appearance you heard the sound of, er, bells?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Even gods have to move with the times, am I right?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Even gods?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Everyone''s in here?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Everything going well, Miss Harding?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Exactly how far down on his luck?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Familiar like what?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Friend of yours?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Frying a pudding?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Funny lookin''little thing, ai n''t it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Gang up on him?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Gawain?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Gawain?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Get those damn boots off right now, will you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Gnk-''''I''m sorry?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Good heavens, really?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Good job, is it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Good, eh?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Guards?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Hah, wizards know how to live all right,"eh?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Hah, you fink it''s cool comin''down here an''swannin''around in a black dress wid all the lost boys, eh?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Has he gone funny in the head?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Has it, bigods?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Has it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Have n''t you got some mice and rats to see to, then?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Have they all gone, Twyla?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Have we got time to find one and ask her?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Have you been a bad boy, you little perisher?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever ridden a horse?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Have you got any ice?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Have you got any idea how to get back home?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Have you seen Violet lately, Igor?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''He could have as many gods and angels as he liked, provided they-''''-looked like ferns?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''He could n''t have survived that, could he?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''He does know what we''ve been doing, does he?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''He has n''t been back for- What''re you doing?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''He just barged in here"''Oh, a different impostor?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''He just looks as though he''s thinking, right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''He just looks as though he''s thinking, right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''He never said the guy was an Assassin, did he, Banjo?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''He puts it up every year?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''He''s a long streak of widdle, is n''t he?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''He''s giving away your stuff, sir?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Help you what?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Here, how come you can see me?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Hey... how could anyone be dead up here?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How about a nice game to get us all in the mood?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How about we have a couple more and go to this club I know?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How about"The Bells of St Ungulant''s"?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How are their necks moving?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How can I contact you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How can I keep track of stocktaking if people go around taking stock?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How can the Hogfather be dead?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How can you be a self- employed god?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How can you possibly know that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How come it''d stalled?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How come we got all this?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How come we''ve got... vintage footwear?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How come your brother likes him so much?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How did you do that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How did you get the head''s expression to look like the king?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How do we know if he needs any?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How do we usually test stuff?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How do you spell"electricity", sir?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How do you think I was able to afford this place?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How exactly were they just inverted comma lying around inverted comma?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How many tentacles would you expect it to have?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How''m I going to explain all this, then, eh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How''re we doing, Mr Modo?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How''re we going to find this Violet in all these rooms?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''How''re you feeling now, old chap?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I beg your pardon?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I believe there are seven of them?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I bet there were things people had to hush up, eh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I did n''t want to come, there''s a donkey dropped dead just outside the city gates, I''ll be lucky now if I get a hoof--- ’''Warned?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t know, where was there exactly?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t think we''ve got any, have we?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I expect we''ve brought a ray of light into your dark tunnel of a life, hmm?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I m afraid so, but why-''AND THE OTHER ONE GAWAIN?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, roughly speaking?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, s''posing some big high priest wanted you to paint the temple ceiling with gods''n''angels and suchlike, what''d you do then?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, socks and pencils have always inexplicably gone missing, have n''t they?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, why?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, why?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I meant why, where do they take the teeth after they collect them?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I remembers you when you was little, I used to sit you on my knees, I often used to work for your ma-''''D''you like apples?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I said what''m I going to tell people?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I say, are you feeling yourself, Bursar?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I say, this is a bit intrusive, is n''t it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose the Hogfather is around, is he?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose you could do it better, could you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I think I did it, did n''t I?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I think leaving would be a very good idea around now, do n''t you?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I thought the Hogfather is s''posed to give away stuff, is n''t he?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I thought, every year, the Hogfather spends a fortnight sitting in a wooden grotto in a shop in Ankh- Morpork?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder if I added enough grated wahooni?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder what all that was about?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder,''said Teatime,''is it possible to kill Death?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I''d just like to ask, just out of academic interest... you were sure I was going to survive, were you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I''m missing meals here, you do know that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry, was that a problem?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''I''ve got one?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''If I''m paying you, why is n''t it me who''s asking the questions?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''If he''s stumped for an answer, why ca n''t he write"You''ve got me there"or"Damned if I know,"or"That''s a bit of a puzzler and no mistake"?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''If she says the sky is just blue overhead, what''s between it and the horizon?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''If we steal them, do they become ours?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Immortal, eh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''In a kitchen?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''In front of all those kiddies?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''In the way of what?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''In your shop?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Innat nice, eh, our Davey?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is Mister Teatime still in the building?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is he an Assassin?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is he dead?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is it Mrs Whitlow?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is it just me, or is that a rather greedy and selfish way to behave?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is it magic?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is it, master?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t that a bit unethical?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t that old Windle Poons''ear trumpet sticking out of the end?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t that useful?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t there an old proverb that says a man must eat a bushel of dirt before he dies?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is that a trick question?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is that all you''re here for?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is that any help?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is that like the Tooth Fairy?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is that what you''re doing Susan?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is there a problem?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is there anything behind me?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is there anything standing on the stairs at all?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is there some kind of trouble?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is there... something on my head?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is this a joke?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Is... is there a privy nearby?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''It had a gwate big-''WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR HOGSWATCH?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''It is n''t an actual wizard''s tower, is it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''It only kills monsters, does n''t it...?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''It''s Ernie, is n''t it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''It''s a bit... poky, is n''t it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''It''s a scythe job, then?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''It''s a very large sort of noise, is n''t it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''It''s all going wrong again, is n''t it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''It''s just a wardrobe, is n''t it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''It''s just glass, all right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''It''s you, is n''t it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Just old boots?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Just out of interest, why was the Bursar fiddling with his wardrobe at this time of night?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Just put it on the table over there, will you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Just shut up, will you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Just that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Lares and penates?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Last week?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Let him go?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s go and see how our wizard is getting on, shall we?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s have no more of this"Insufficient dates"business, shallwe?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s see what the God of Wine is up to at the moment, shall we?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Like a thief?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Like the Hair Loss Fairy?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Like... crime and punishment, say?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Listen, I just don''t- What?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Locks?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Logically?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Look at that, willya?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Look at this, willya?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Look it was just a figure of speech, all right?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Look... how would you make sure everyone in the world was well fed?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Lost a bet, you mean?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Lover''s Lane?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''MIND TELLING US WHAT THE REALITY IS LW ROUND HERE?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Magic the alcohol out of him or something?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Maybe they sell''em?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Merry Solstice?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Millennium hand and shrimp?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Mind taking a bit of advice, master?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Miss?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Mister Teatime?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''More odd than it is now?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Winvoe?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''My senior wizards have spent the evening playing Hide and Seek?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''New in town?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''No questions asked, I assume?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''No, because, you see---''THERE ARE OTHER TOYS?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''No, but you see this crossbow?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''No, miss?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Not an ox?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Not even indigo- coloured ones which are sort of stretched and keep flashing on and off?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Not like the kind of dark you get these days, eh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Not my business?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Not touch alcohol at all?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Not trying to be heroic, was he?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Not you again?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Now, miss, you know I never answers questions like that--''‘ WHERE DOES SHE LIVE, IGOR?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Now... What happened?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Now... how much do I owe you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''O''course, I still hung up my stocking on Hogswatch Eve, and in the morning, you know, you know what?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, and why not?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, must I?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, should n''t they have something?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, so it''s type- casting now, is it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, so suddenly you''re Mr Ornithologist, are you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, so you are an expert on ravens, are you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, they had a special kind of a dark when you was a lad, did they?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yeah?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Old boots... old boots... Leather, are they?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Old-?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''On Hogswatchnight?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''One of the major gods?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Onions?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Or perhaps you''ve been playing them already?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Pigs?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Pigs?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Pliers?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Putting down or taking away?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really, master?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Remember when Modo put some on his peas?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Right, pass the word along: no one is to look like a sock, understand?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''SO... you do n''t need any special training or anything?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Scary, eh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''See that badge on his shirt?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''See, over there, there''s a couple of blokes catching him up, look they''re weighed down with parcels and stuff, see?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''See?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''See?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''She beats up monsters with a poker?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Should I look round?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Should your skull feel like it''s lined with dog hair?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Sit down, will you?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Small wooden building?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Snow?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''So I''ll just freeze to death here, shall l?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''So if I was to shoot you inna head, you would n''t die?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''So it reckons the universe needs a kicking, does it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''So mistletoe, in fact, symbolizes mistletoe?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''So we can believe the big ones?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''So what have you turned up for?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''So what''s dis"no more Hogfather"?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''So where did he come from?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''So where''s all the lights?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''So why, every year, do we hang a damn great bunch of mistletoe up there?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''So you''re an eyeball expert all of a sudden?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''So... er... well, let''s give it another try, shall we?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''So... he just gives the impression of thinking but really it''s just a show?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''So... he just gives the impression of thinking but really it''s just a show?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''So... if there''s a Tooth Fairy there has to be a Verruca Gnome?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''So... should we be looking in small places or very large places?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Some sort of miracle, you mean?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Someone slap Ron on the back, will you?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Someone with very sensitive teeth?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Something stuck?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Something these clo- gentlemen have cooked up?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Somewhere nice?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry, Archchancellor?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry, Archchancellor?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry, dear?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Sort of glingleglingleglingle?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Sort of glingleglingleglingle?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Squeak?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Still, work goes on, eh?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Supposing they can only be opened by, say, a small blond child holding a mouse?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Surely that''s a rather personal question, is n''t it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Susan?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Swimming on top of the water?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Taking our money?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Talent?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Teeth, again?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Teeth?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Teeth?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Ten me, Senior Wrangler, we never invited any women to the Hogswatchnight Feast, did we?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''That damn governess had told her what happens to little girls who suck their thumbs, remember?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''That door we could n''t open, remember?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''That heap''s controlling millions of children?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''That sound...''What sound?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''That thinking engine of yours working?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''That''s a bit mean, is n''t it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''That''s how it''s always been, is n''t it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''That''s it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''That''s one course?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''That''s presumably him now, do you think?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''That''s what they are, Chair?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''The Tooth Fairy?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''The Tooth Fairy?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''The crocodile god?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''The money?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''The one with all the locks?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''The rat says,"What d''you mean, just?"''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''The sky does n''t worry you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''The thing like a lot of blades clicking together?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''The tooth girl?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Then I''d imagine the answer''s pretty easy, would n''t you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Then this is a friendly warning, understand?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Then why have n''t you exploded?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''There are children?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''There''s a God of Hangovers?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''There''s no such thing as the Scissor Man, all right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''There''s not going to be any more violent deaths, are there?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''There''s nothing else?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''There''s something wrong and he wo n''t tell me?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''They do n''t ask questions, do they?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''They want to get rid of us?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Things like the Give the Dean a Huge Bag of Money Goblin?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Third floor?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''This house is out of bounds, right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''This is some genuine Hogswatch charity, d''you understand?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''This is where the Tooth fairy lives?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''This place gets into your head, does n''t it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''This place is getting to you, right?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''This sock creature... does it just steal them, or does it eat them?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''This thing''s a kind of big artificial brain, then?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Three Bulgies?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Tooth fairies?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Tweet tweet tweet, would you believe?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Uh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Um, yes... the God of Hangovers, actually...''A God of Hangovers?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Unavailable?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Untruthful?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Up here?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Used to?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Verrucas, eh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''WANT SOME MORE DRIED FROG PILLS, OLD CHAP?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Want a bogeyman under yer bed, eh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Was I that green colour?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Was I?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Was n''t he dull?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''We bring students here and hope they catch wisdom off us, do n''t we?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''We do n''t need to repeat the spell?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''We do n''t want to be Mr Grumpy, do we?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''We''re attracted to bright colours, right?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Well, I mean, dammit, it''s human nature, is n''t it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Well, I say yesterday, but how can you tell?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Well, be a good chap and check anyway, will you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Well, he''s for kids, is n''t he?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Well, there''s the food for the guards, and-''ere, who are you, anyway?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Well, we''d better find out, had n''t we?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Well, we''ll just have to see, wo n''t we... What is your name, sir?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Well, what is it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Well, what was that all about?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Well, woss she down here for, eh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Well... tinned rations?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Well... you know the Tooth Fairy?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What Cheerful Fairy?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What I don''unnerstan,''he said,''is … ’''Yes?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What about her?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What about my money?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What about the laces, sir?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What are they?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing here, then?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What are you talking about?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What can I do?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What can you do?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What did I just do?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What did he do it all for?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What did he do?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What do they do with the teeth?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What do you do with that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean dead?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, the?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, you ca n''t walk through the door?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, you think?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What do you say, Euffie?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What do you want it for, anyway?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What does"divide by cucumber"mean?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What duck?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What duck?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What for, sir?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What for?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What for?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What for?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What happened?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What happens if we do n''t get any?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What has astronomy got to do with the Hogfather?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What have I got to do now?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What have I told you about trying to sound ingratiatingly cute, Twyla?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What have you been doing with my hair?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What have you got there?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What house?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What if she cuts herself?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What is it that I misunderstand, exactly?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What is it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What is it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What is?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What is?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What noise?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What now?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What of?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What of?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What others?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What saying about riding a tiger?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What shall we do with him, eh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What sort of godding do you do?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What sort of question is that-''Where do they take the teeth?''?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What sort of question is that-''Where do they take the teeth?''?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What the rat meant about this place being like a mine,''he said,''was that abandoned mines tend to creak and groan in the same way, see?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What things?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What visitor?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What wardrobe?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What was a corpse doing in his wardrobe?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What was all that about?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What was that, Dean?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What way?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What were that greasy stuff?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What were you doing coming down the chimney?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What were you doing in there?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What you''re tellin''me, then, is that my wizards are prancing around playin''children''s games just to cheer up some dejected fairy?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''d he go and do that for?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''d you say about our mam?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''re these?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''re we bringing the girl for?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you afraid of?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you doing here, old chap?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you doing here?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s all this about, corporal?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s all this, Mr Stibbons?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s dis about no more Hogfather?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s dis about the Hogfather?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s dis?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s eleven per cent of 1,276?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s going on here?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s got into everyone?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happened to the other fellow?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s it mean?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s not logical about there being a goblin that brings me huge bags of money?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that for?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that got to do with anything?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that look like, then?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that mean?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that mean?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the difference?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the game, then?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the matter?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the matter?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this Implied Creation, then?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this what?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s up with you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s up with your mouth, Banjo?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s up, master?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s up, master?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s up?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your name?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What, again?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What, everything?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What, of the children where going to lose teeth?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What, then?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What, turkey and chicken and that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What, when the-?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What, you mean sort of... high up?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What, you mean that the pigs and cattle have all been slaughtered and with any luck everyone''s got enough food for the winter?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''When something happens,''said Susan, out of the corner of her mouth,''you two try to get downstairs and out, all right?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''When you''re a kiddie, he''s as good an explanation as any, right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''When, may I ask?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Where are we going now?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Where did it all go?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Where does she live?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Where exactly were you before I found you in the snow?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Where to, mister?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Where would she take the teeth?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s all the noise?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s himself?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s that come from?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Which god?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Which is you, right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Which one are you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Which one?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you, anyway?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who are?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who did that?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who goes around with a pocket full of teeth?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who put that there?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who the hell are you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who to?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who was the skinny one that kept making the funny faces for me?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who''d want to kill off the old boy?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who''re they?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who''re you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s Miss Smith?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s he?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s that moving up there?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Who?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why ai n''t there many guards, then?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you called Peachy, Peachy?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you doing this?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you feeling around on the mantelpiece?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you telling me?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why d''yer think I want it opened?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t we just mix up absolutely everything and see what happens?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t you get the lady a nice sherry?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t you put that sword back very slowly?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why have you stolen that piece of red paper from a little girl''s present?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why just fern patterns?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why not stick my legs in a meat grinder, then?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why should he come here?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why wo n''t he tell me?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why would it turn up here?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why''d he bother with the likes of us?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why''d you stop?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why''re we here?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s he doing this?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s he holding a sword without a sharp bit?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s it happening now?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why''ve you got to have the beard?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why, you mean the way it''s all turning bark into snow?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Will I?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Will all that stuff help?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Will it be permanent?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Will that be all right, miss?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Will you lot shut up?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''With that eye of his?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Worse than the kids hitting one another with their toys, do you think?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Woss a normo doin''in a place like this, then?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Would he deliver to apes earlier than humans?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Would it cheer me up, do you think?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Would it hurt anyone just occasionally to try to be a little bit cheerful?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''YMPA?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''YOU STILL IN THERE?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, but what''s that going to prove?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, but who hung up their stocking?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, see?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, well, suppose one of the vampires decides it''s important he''s missed his tea?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, well... you try an''make up for it, do n''t you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, why not?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Banjo?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Henry?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Henry?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Mr Winvoe?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Twyla?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, boss?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but a whole pillowcase?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but it''s not alcohol by this time, is it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but what about the Eater of Socks?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but you can just imagine her, ca n''t you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sir?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You Mr Crummy?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You a witch or something?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You all right, old fellow?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You been letting him get into trouble, our Davey?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You believe in him?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You ca n''t glue them in when they''re still fat, or did n''t you know that?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You call this friendly?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You can find out what the nature of the spell is?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You can see it too?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You could get them to open Dad''s wallet and post the contents to some address?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You did n''t, you know, try to cast a thunderbolt and go on a few letters too many?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You did n''t?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You did put them in the sack, did n''t you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You did tell him?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You did, did n''t you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t believe in the Hogfather, do you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t have Hogswatch back where you come from do you, Washpot?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t have this pressing urge to run outside and stick your head in a water butt?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t know either?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t know what beer tastes like?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t mean something attacking you, do you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t think we''ve become posh all of a sudden?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You do?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You do?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You existed in potentia?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You go that way, I''ll-''''Why do n''t we stick together?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You have n''t been having a festive drink, have you, sir?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You have?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You know how stuff runs in families?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You know how there''s always one missing?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You know last week we wrote letters to the Hogfather?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You know that stalled ox you mentioned?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You know what?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You know when people say''''I had fifteen lagers last night and when I woke up my head was clear as a bell''''?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You know where it is?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You know why they''ve got all those teeth in a circle?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You know, after it''s been deserted and no one''s been paying attention to the roof supports and so on?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You like animals, do you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You like it here?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You mean continents?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You mean either the whole world has gone wrong or your machine is wrong?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You mean sort of fear and awe and not knowing whether to laugh or cry or wet their pants?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You mean swear by, surely?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You mean this is all free?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You mean you do n''t know?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You mean you have actually devoted time to considering how to inhume the Hogfather?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You mean, better than"fluffy teddy bear"?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You mean... like around four o''clock in the afternoon?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You mean... sloshing around?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You mean... the one with the giant cabbage and the sort of whirring knife thing?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You need a good hiding, Banjo?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You never know what?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You never wondered?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You really feel better?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You reckon these little buggers''d be writing to someone who walked through walls?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You said you''d never been human before, did n''t you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You see, when you said... well, you see, Hex believes everything... but, look, the sun really will come up, wo n''t it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You see?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You sure?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You telling me my job?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You think so?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You think that will look bad?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You think your grandfather is Death and you think he''s acting strange?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You wanted maybe some dear little robin?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You were an immanent vital force, yes?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You were n''t?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You wish someone inhumed?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You wo n''t be wanting the false beard and the jolly laugh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You''re a bogeyman, are n''t you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not a tooth fairy, are you?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You''re still alive, yeah?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You''re the mad kid they''re all scared of, right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve actually been drinking the actual drinks little children leave out for the actual Hogfather?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve actually sat down and thought out how to do it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve heard of Bibulous, the God of Wine?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve never incarnated?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	''cos of style, right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	+++ Does Your Spoon Worry You?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	+++ How Long Have You Been Mr Jelly?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	+++ I Assure You I Am As Sane As The Next Man+++''Bursar, just move away from the machine, will you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	+++ Oneoneoneoneoneone+++ Redo From Start+++''What''s going on?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	+++ People Were Believing In Something Else Query?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	+++ This Is Possible+++''All right, then, so what are people not believing in all of a sudden?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	+++ Yes+++ DO YOU BELIEVE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	+++ Yes+++''LOOKIN''AFTER YOU ALL RIGHT, ARE THEY?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	----running of the deer, the playing of... huh?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	-what''s this Anthropomorphic Personification, then?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	.''Yes?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	.. beans?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	... the Fat Man?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	.?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	A MACHINE FOR THINKING?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	A big green blob on a brown stick?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	A bit of pastry?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	A family affair?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	A glass of poisoned sherry, perhaps?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	A word to the wise men, right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	AND HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BO... A GOOD DWA... A GOOD GNO... A GOOD INDIVIDUAL?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	AND IF HE HAS BEEN GOOD I MAY GIVE HIM THIS KLATCHIAN WAR CHARIOT WITH REAL SPINNING SWORD BLADES?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	AND IF HE''S BEEN BAD?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	AND NOW?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	AND THAT WAS WORTH MORE THAN ALL THE EXPENSIVE TOY HORSES IN THE WORLD, EH?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	AND WHAT DOES SHE WANT FOR HOGSWATCH?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	AND YOU MEAN THAT BECAUSE OF THIS THE POOR GET POOR THINGS AND THE RICH GET RICH THINGS?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	AND YOU WILL OF COURSE BE GOOD FOR ANOTHER YEAR?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	AND YOUR NAME IS... EUPHRASIA COAT, CORRECT?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	ARE THEY POOR?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	ARE YOU SURE THAT''S ENOUGH?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	ARE YOU SURE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	ARE YOU WITH ME SO FAR?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	AREN''T WE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	After all, what was the point of teaching children to be children?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	After us putting up with him?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	All that effort to get the teeth, and then just to dump them like this?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Am I right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And I expect you''re not afraid any more, eh, little girl?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And earlier still when something in the darkness of the deepest caves and gloomiest forests thought: what are they, these creatures?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And how did you think the Tooth Fairy made her money?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And how long''ll we live?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And if he did n''t... well, that was hardly Downey''s fault, was it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And perhaps a little something for your chic- ken?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And she saw how rangy it was, how white and grey streaked its hair, how the skin was stretched over the bones...''The first bogeyman?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And she''d said, what marble?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And that buzzing noise?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And the quill pen in its network of springs and guiding arms started to write:+++ Why Do You Think You Are A Tickler?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And the... what do you call them?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And then:''Can anyone hear something?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And we''re going to sit here and watch the smile on your grubby but honest face, is that understood?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And what do you say?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And where''s his boots, may I ask?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And you do n''t need-''THE CHILDREN KNOW THIS?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And... look... is n''t this caviar in the jar?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	And... this ca n''t be right, can it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Anyone care to think up some new pixie?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Anyone else?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Anyone got another pencil?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Anyone got another pencil?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, it''s just something from when I was a kid, all right?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, it''s not as though we could n''t put up a fight, right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, we''ve knocked and she has n''t answered and whatever happened to Mr Manners?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, you can catch wisdom, ca n''t you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Are you ready, Mr Dinwiddie?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure you do n''t know why you turned up at the Hogfather''s castle?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	At Hogswatch?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	At his busy time, too?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Attack by daisies?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU''VE GOT, IS THAT THE IDEA?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	BELIEF WAS COMPROMISED?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	BELIEVE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	BUT GOING DOWN THE CHIMNEY?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	BUT SURELY NOT MORE POOR THAN ANY OTHER MOUSE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	BUT THE LETTER CLEARLY''Yes, well, it''s socio- economic factors again, right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Bad memory?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Banjo, The Park Lane Bully, Have You Seen This Man?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Banjo?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Banjo?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Bathtime music, eh?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Beans at Hogswatch?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Been rustling around in the brandy butter?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Behind Crumley, a voice said: AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR HOGSWATCH, SMALL HUMAN?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Big sharp teeth?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Blue eyes, buck teeth, that sort of thing?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	But honestly, what kind of sick person went round creeping into little children''s bedrooms all night?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	But if you go back a week or two, look they''re all properly marked off and the money added up at the bottom of the page, see?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	But it was always the case, was n''t it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	But look, how-''WHY GAWAIN?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	But the major part of his brain thought: why''s this man making little bubbling noises?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	But there was no actual rule...''That was all right, was n''t it, sir?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	But we''ve all been in bad places before, right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	But who is it who ends up head down in the privy every morning?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	But why not a Wisdom Tooth Goblin?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	But... how clever was Teatime?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	But... what harm can a tooth fairy do?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	But...''Are you sure we ought to be doing this, master?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	But...''If the Hogfather comes back now, you''ll vanish, wo n''t you?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Butter?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	CAN YOU NOT FEEL IT, DRAGGING YOU BACK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	CAN YOU THINK OF A BETTER ALTERNATIVE, ALBERT?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	COULD I GIVE YOU A HAND?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Can we go?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Can we stuff it with old boots?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Can you do that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Cot any cream, have we?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	DOES IT BRING TEARS TO YOUR EYES?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Dabblin''in a bit of designer darkness, eh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Daft anti- gods and miscellaneous whatnots being created just because people''ve thought about''em?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Death?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Delete?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Did any deceased relatives attempt to speak to you?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Did anyone?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Did he do something to the real Hogfather?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Did we hit something?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Did you notice?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Did you see any bright lights?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Do I see entrails?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Do I see eyeballs?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t want you smiting me with thunderbolts, do I?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you think so?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Do people really say that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Do we think that''s a viable hypothesis?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what monster it is this time?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Do you think he will?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Do you want yours?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Does he often stare at himself in the mirror and say"Arrgh"?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Dogs?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Downey opened his mouth to say,''Valueless?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	EEK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	EEK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	ER... SUSAN?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	ER... YOU DID KNOW THE POKER WOULD GO THROUGH ME?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Eh?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Er, the"ho, ho-"''WHERE DOES THIS TRAVESTY TAKE PLACE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Er... do you happen to have a drawing pin about you?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Er... what are you doing?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Er... what is it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Even Death?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Everything had been going so well''Thusan?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Exactly?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Extra sticky?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Fairy gold?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	For peace and goodwill and the tinkling of fairy bells?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	From out of the darkness Ridcully said,''How long, do you think?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	From what she saw, it was tall and white inside... but not outside?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	GOOD?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Garlic?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Get the idea?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Give it a good kicking, do you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Give me a hand to help him up, will you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Good grief, the thought of it---''''They collect teeth?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Good grief, you''re scraping the bottom of the barrel, are n''t you?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Granddad, what have you done?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Granddad?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	HAVE YOU BEEN NAUGHTY... OR NICE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE AUDITORS?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	HE IS A LITTLE SCAMP, ISN''T HE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	HEX?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	HOW ABOUT IF I DON''T GIVE HIM ANYTHING AS A PUNISHMENT FOR NOT BELIEVING?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	HOW CAN I TELL IF HE''S BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE, FOR EXAMPLE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	HOW DARE YOU?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	HOW DARE YOU?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	HOW ELSE CAN THEY BECOME?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	HOW ELSE COULD ANYONE GET AROUND THE ENTIRE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	HOW MAY THIS BE PREVENTED?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	HOW MUCH WOULD THIS LORDSHIP HAVE PAID YOU?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	HOW OLD ARE YOU, BOY?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Hah, turns out people with whole pillowcases were cornering the market, eh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Have n''t we got anything?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Have you any idea how hard it is to be normal?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	He banged his pipe on the side of Hex''s listening tube and shouted:''FEELING ALL RIGHT, OLD CHAP?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	He certainly had a skewed mind- skewed?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	He held up the picture of... what had the thing called him?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	He just ca n''t get the hang of them, can he...?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	He struggled for-self- possession as the great voice went on: SO I EXPECT YOU''LL WANT A PRESENT FOR A GOOD MON... A GOOD HUM... A GOOD MALE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	He turned and looked up at the bulk that was Banjo and added,''What is this?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	He typed: L- O- T- S- O- F- D- R- Y- D- F- R- O- R- C- P-   ¼-L- L- S''Seems to me''''he said,` that this thing believes what it''s told, right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	He wanted to say, Really?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	He was n''t the only one...... but he did n''t like the script, did he?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	He''s big and trustworthy and what other kind of life has he got?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	He''s... is n''t he what you are?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Him and his big face?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Hmm?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Hogfathers?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Hogswatch?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Household gods?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	How about a big shiny red globe?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	How about a sing- song?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	How are you getting on, Mr Sideney?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	How can anyone kill the Hogfather?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	How can we expect people to buy things if some Person is giving them away?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	How can you tell if the Hogfather exists?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	How dare you-''WERE YOU HERE LAST MONTH?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	How did you know?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	How did you work it out?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	How do you know about milk, by the way?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	How do you like them apples, huh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	How else could you so readily recognize his picture?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	How many of you are standing here?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	How to forget things?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	How to go to sleep?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I Am Fully Recovered And Enthusiastic About My Tasks+++''Not mad, then?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I Am Preparing An Area Of WriteOnly Memory+++ WHAT IS THAT?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT HUMANS, DON''T I?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I assume that most humans ca n''t do that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I can see I''m going to have to be dead careful here, eh?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I could starve to death here, you know?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I do n''t know how you got in here- ’''There''s a law against coming down the chimney on Hogswatchnight?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I expect your family were the stuck- up sort that did n''t even open their presents until after Hogswatch dinner, eh?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I just remember being a... well, can you understand what I mean by a disembodied mind?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I mean, could I have a clue?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I mean, why did you do all this?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I mean, why?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I mean... whatever it is you want to stop, you can go back in time and-''AND MEDDLE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I must have bought hundreds of pencils over the years, but how many have I ever actually worn down to the stub?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I said MIND WANDERS A BIT, eh?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I suppose we can all do that, can we?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I want a bathroom in time for Hogswatchnight, understand?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I was only just now looking out of the window and I saw you plodding through the snow and I said to young Jermain here, I said,` Who''s that chappie?"
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if you would be so very good as to shut the water off from out there, my dear chap?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I''M SORRY?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I''ll, er, just have a look at number six...''''How do you know who I am?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I''m not very experienced about humans, am l?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I''ve been through all this for some old man who prowls around kids''bedrooms?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	I''ve got to be able to move my wings, right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	IN THE END?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	IN THE KITCHEN?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	INDEED?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	IS THIS FAIR?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	IS THIS FAIR?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	IS THIS FAIR?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	If he really picked things up from humans, had he tried insanity?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	If it''s all true you''ll go to a lovely place when you die, and if it is n''t then you''ve lost nothing, right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	If people wanted food they''d stay at home, is n''t that so?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	If we wanted to contact the Hogfather, how would we go about it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	In that case, how come so many of the rich buggers is bastards?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	In the rain?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	In the trees, as it were?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Indeed?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Is it me?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Is it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that nice?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Is that good taste?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Is your grandfather going to try to rescue you, do you think?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	It had never bothered itself with questions like''Why am I here?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	It was against the rules, technically, but standards were going down everywhere, were n''t they?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	It went''Ghnaaarrrwnnkh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	It would n''t be Hogswatch when I was a kid without a pillowcase hanging by the fire--.-''''A pillowcase?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	It''s a full- time job right?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	It''s all going to have to go down in my report, you know, and who''s going to get the blame?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	It''s because it''s me that---''''-gets the hangovers?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	It''s got everything, d''you see?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	It''s got"Dried Frog Pills"on it, see?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	It''s in our heads?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	It''s not going to call me a liar, is it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	John Barleycorn?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Just a minor point, Modo-''''Yes, sir?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Just help him get started, all right?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Kids''paintings are all of this place?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	LET ME SEE... HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	LIBRARY STAMPS, REFERENCE BOOKS, PENCILS, BANANAS...''The Librarian asked the Hogfather for those things?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	LUNCH?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Letter up chimney?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Like little tinkly bells?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Like little tinkly bells?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Like, suppose there was just some stuff that no one''d miss, say?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Little gnomes in some mine somewhere?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Look, shall we end this charade?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	M tell you---''''It''s going to be you, is n''t it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	MAKING YOUR OWN WAY IN THE WORLD?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Maniacs?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Master?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	May I try?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Me?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Medium Dave''s lips framed some words, but when he spoke he said,''AH right, but what are we up against here?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Miss a chimney?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Money?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	More sort of... bring...''Ah... like new teeth?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Mother got as far as''You want a--- ’ WHY ARE YOUR HANDS ON BITS OF STRING, CHILD?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Mousse de la Boue dans une Panier de la Pate de Chaussures...''''Where''re we going to get that from, sir?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Mr Stibbons... would you be so kind as to step over here for a moment?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	NAUGHTY AND NICE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	NOT REAL?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	NOW, I WONDER WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Nasty knife wound there, see?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	No presents neither?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Not clogs or rubber or anything?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Not noticeably socked?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Not one of their student pranks, is it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Not the real impostor at all?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Now can you understand what I mean by a disembodied headache?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Now... you wo n''t be around here again, will you?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	OK?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	ON THE WHOLE, I THINK THAT WENT VERY WELL, DON''T YOU?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	OTHERWISE WHAT is 4.30 A.M. FOR?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Of course, you do n''t need to fear him, do you?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Old Man Trouble or the bogeyman or what?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	On a Tuesday?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	On the cover was the University''s coat of arms and, over it, three large letters in ardent script: h b p''Is this some sort of magic word?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	On the other hand... WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT FOR HOGSWATCH DINNER?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	One of them with a big snooty Hogswatch tree in the hall?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	One said, Can she be killed?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	One said, Do we remember that Death adopted a daughter?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	One said, Er... we do n''t think we''re going to get into trouble over this, do we?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	One said, She is human?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	One said, What about Death?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	One said, Who is she?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Onions?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Or Why Has n''t Anyone Taught Those Kids To Use A Knife?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Or a painting competition?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Or a small nail, perhaps?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Or do you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Or stick out his tongue and wonder why it''s gone yellow?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Out of thin air?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	PERSON?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Pigs are not notably aerodynamic, are they?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Poisoned sherry?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Power?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	REALLY?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	REALLY?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	REALLY?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	REALLY?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	REALLY?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	REALLY?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Ready?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Remember the poker?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Remember when we had all that life force all over the place?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Run out of grass, or something?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	SELF- RELIANT?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	SO I DON''T EXIST?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	SO MUCH MORE CONVENIENT THAN CHIMNEYS, DON''T YOU THINK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	SOMEONE CHRISTENED THE CHILD TWYLA?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	SOMETHING NICE?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	SORRY?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	See?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	See?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Shades fashion?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Shall we let him go?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	She saw him grip the sword hilt in his teeth and reach down to his belt The question''Is this person mad enough to try to kill someone holding him?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Should she just go and knock?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Small- time thief, are you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	So at least five or six tentacles, then, would you say?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	So he sent you, did he?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	So it was n''t you who said, wow, ten thousand dollars, count me in?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	So what?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	So why not believe in them in any case?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	So... there''s spare belief sloshing around, thank you, and these little devils are taking advantage of it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Some little devil with a bag of big teeth?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Some old beef bones?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Sorry, is anyone frightened of that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Spikes in the chimney?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Stands to reason it''s got to go somewhere, right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Stuff all over the floor... What''re these things hanging from this line?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Supposing some idiot says there must be a god of indigestion, eh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	TELL ME, ARE YOU LIKELY TO TAKE UP TEACHING ON A LARGER SCALE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	THE ACT OF TELLING THE UNIVERSE IT IS OTHER THAN IT is?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	THE HOGFATHER IS A SYMBOL OF THIS... Death snapped his fingers, causing echoes to bounce off the walls, and added, WISTFUL LYING?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	THEY MUST SHOW YOU AN ABSENCE OF PENCIL?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	THEY TURN UP AT THE LAST MINUTE WITH WARM CLOTHES AND A HOT DRINK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Taper''s better''n money?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Tell me, how much do we have in our vaults at the moment?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	That ca n''t be right, can it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	That''s got to be a Crime, has n''t it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	That''s not the time for silly arguments, all right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	That''s not traditional, is it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	That''s our motto, eh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	That''s what you said we were going to do, right?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	The God of what?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	The Sandman?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	The Soul Cake Duck?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	The Tooth Fairy owns property?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	The business usually involved the transfer of ownership of something from one person to another, but then, what business does n''t?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	The client is heavily guarded?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	The sign which says"Do not, under any circumstances, open this door"?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	The sun would have risen just the same, yes?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	The things you have to remember?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	The tiny remnant of basic Nobbyness wanted to say,''Er, how exactly do you define"good", mister?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	The wonderful world of childhood?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	The words What Now?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	The worm is on the other boot now, eh?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Then Chickenwire said,''Was he saying we could take the money and go?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Then some bright spark thought, hey, looks like that damn sun comes up anyway, so how come we''re giving those druids all this free grub?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Then what would have happened, pray?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	There was a clicking noise and the raven''s voice added,''These damn eyeballs are hard, are n''t they?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	They looked vaguely navigational, but on what oceans and under which stars?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	They were n''t very complicated, were they...?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	They would have said things like''Is this a joke, sir?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	They''re grapes, understand?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	This must be Unseen University?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Those eyes give me the creeps...''So what''s the job?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Trees?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Try giving him dried frog pills?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Tweetie tweet?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Twyla?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	UNDERSTAND?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	UNTRUTHFUL?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Umbrellas and silver hairbrushes...''You thought: what was the point of it all?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Unless, of course, there are any subtleties...''''Er, doing it right now, Mister Teatime-''''Do you think your grandfather will try to rescue you?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WASN''T THAT NICE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WELL?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WELL?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WHAT CART ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE, CHARLIE?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WHAT DO YOU SAY?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WHAT DO YOU SAY?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING, SIRE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WHAT IS A LIZARD PRESS?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WHAT IS HEX?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT HAVING A POT TO PISS IN?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HADN''T SAVED HIM?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WHAT''S GOING ON HERE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WHAT''S HE DOING?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WHAT''VE WE GOT FOR HER, ALBERT?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WHERE''S THE SENSE IN THAT?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WHO WOULD YOU EXPECT TO COME DOWN A CHIMNEY ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS, MAY I ASK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WHY DOESN''T THAT WORK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WHY NOT TURN UP BEFORE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WHY NOT?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WILL THE SUN COME UP?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	WILL YOU BE HERE NEXT WEEK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Want a roll- up?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Want me to hold your hand?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Was it him, or was this knee he was sitting on a lot bonier than it should be?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Was that a thought, or just a memory of something that had n''t happened yet?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Was the Hogfather a god?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Was there a shining tunnel?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	We done what we came to do, did n''t we?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	We got to hang on, right?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	We never heard the end of that one-''''Report to who?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	We were right, right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Well, I do n''t know what''s going on, but you can all leave again, right?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Well, Mr Teacup, I''m leaving, right?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Well, she thought, and why not?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Well, you know why he''s so cheerful?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What am I to do with you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What are we here for?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What are you talking about?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What are you waiting for?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What big shar--- Oh, these big sharp teeth?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What did you do that for?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What doorknobs are for?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What good''s a god who gives you everything you want?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What happened to Binky?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What happened?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What happened?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What happens to the teeth?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What have you got in it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What is it you audit?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What now?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What of it?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What s the stuff to give the troops?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What use is there for a lot of teeth?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What was that I heard?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What was their attitude in the socks department?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What were they when they were at home?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What were we going to have for Hogswatch dinner, Arnold?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''re you doing here, young man?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''re you doing here?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''s Violet''s full name?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''s a horse?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''s going on here?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''s he after now?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''s he doing it all for?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''s he doing?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''s in this bag?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''s it do?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''s that I can smell?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''s the Tooth Fairy?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''s the matter?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''s the matter?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''s the matter?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''s this, a half- holiday for Hogswatch?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''s up?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''s yours?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What''ve you got?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	What?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	When you were little, did you suck your thumb?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Where did you get them?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Where is this place?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Where''s Chef?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Where''s all the jolly little buggers in pointy hats and red and green suits, hitting wooden toys unconvincingly yet rhythmically with hammers?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Where''s that board with all the letter and number buttons, Mr Stibbons?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Which is it, I wonder?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	White bone handle, rather tasteless skull and bone decoration... Death himself''s second favourite weapon, am I right?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Who are?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Who brought you here, Violet?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Who did that?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Who knows"Row Row Row Your Boat"?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Who wants some?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Who would have thought it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Who''d have thought it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Who''d have thought it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Who''d want to lock up a tooth fairy?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Why are you doing the-''BUT SHE BELIEVES IN THE HOGFATHER?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Why bony?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Why not join in?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Why should I want to do that?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Why''re they here?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Will I see something horrible?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Will you look at it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Wo n''t the Tooth Fairy mind?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Would you be any good in a fight?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	YES INDEED, HELLO, SMALL CHILD CALLED VERRUCA LUMPY, WHAT A LOVELY NAME, AGED SEVEN, I BELIEVE?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	YES?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	YOU ARE KEEPING WELL?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	YOU COULDN''T RESIST IT?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	YOU THINK SO?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	YOU THINK SO?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	YOU THINK SO?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	YOU THINK THAT WOULD WORK?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	YOU WERE NEVER IN ANY DOUBT?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Yes, what is it this time?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You been playing with girls again?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You did it in your head?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t hang around at the scene to count it out and tell one another what brave lads you are, am I right?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t think she''d been eating any of that mouldy cheese, do you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You fellows?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You have, ai n''t you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You know there''s some people up on the Ramtops who kill a wren at Hogswatch and walk around from house to house singing about it?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You know, bringing them extra ones?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You mean like... more than dates?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You posh, Ron?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You really do n''t know anything, do you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You really think so?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You take things away?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You think you''re mean?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You think you''re nasty?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You''d think they''d take the hint, would n''t you?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You''re sticking out your arms like a scarecrow and you''ve stuck a little star on your scythe, have n''t you...?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You''ve actually devoted your spare time to the problem?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You''ve heard about... the primal scream?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	You... have... applied... yourself to a study of ways of killing Death?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	[ 3]''And what would you like to drink?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	[ 6]''What I don''unnerstan is, how longaz diz place had waiters?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	` OK, OK. How does it look?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	` Pardon me, but are you the God of Hangovers?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	and there''s this museum I read about where they found a pocket calculator under the altar of this ancient temple, you know what I''m saying?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	are n''t you Death''s granddaughter?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	gentleman?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	he screamed, and then looked disappointed''Er, how big would this sock- stealing thing be?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	hello?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	mistake?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	rows, you know?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	sad?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	said Albert''The world''d be in a right mess if everyone got what they asked for, eh?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	the Fat Man be inhumed?
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	the white and green symbolize a small parasitic plant?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	tower?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	where''s the Bursar?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	why?''
Hogfather - Terry Pratchett	why?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''... no, that''s the one, dear me, that''s for the lock we used to have... does this one look right to you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''A bell?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''A better life?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''A friend?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''A giant bird''s going to drop out of the sky or something?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''A little more champagne?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''A little... lad like you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''A man''d have to be a right bastard to steal something like that, eh, sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''A quiet word, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''A reason?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''A sergeant?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''A what?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''A word in your ear, Reg?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''About how long will you want him to lie still for?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''After that fall?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, Miss Battye?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, sergeant... Hey, what''s the little crown mean?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Aha, you''ve got secret files on me, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''All right, all right, what''s going on here?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''All seven of them raising the flag, perhaps?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''All the time?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Amnesty, sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''An amnesty''s an amnesty, right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''An honorific or a job description?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''An infantryman?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''An unarmed man?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''An''did you tell him he should take it up with Vetinari?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And I ask you: what ways are these, yeah?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And a dimber?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And are n''t those beer barrels?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And are we allowed to ask questions?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And are your men sober and cleanliving?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And can your magic box take me home?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And did you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And how about the flag?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And how are we doing, do we think?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And how did you get made a sergeant, Carcer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And how is your little boy?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And if you have got a sword, what will you do, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And it does n''t occur to you that they might be part of some clever plan?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And nothing about that struck you as odd?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And now you''re thinking"old seamstress", no doubt?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And see that lad over there?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And she''s really a seamstress?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s cutting your own throat, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s going to be me, is n''t it?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s good?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And the armour stays here?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And the beer bottle?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And the cat doings?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And they-''''Major Mountjoy- Standfast ca n''t outthink a bunch of gormless watchmen and civilians and some veterans with garden forks?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And this is the officer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And what do they talk about beyond the barricade, my little lad?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And what does daddy do at work all day, mister?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And what does this all mean to us?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And what were they saying?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And what were your orders, may I ask?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And what would that be at this point, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And what''ll happen to me?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And what''s going to happen next?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And what''s that, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And what''s that?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And what''s your name, hnah, mister?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And where are we off to today, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And who is this imposing military gentleman?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And who needs to know how he got here?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And why was this?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And will you be wanting a bell, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And you asked him where I''d gone?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And you be sure to look after yourself, d''you hear?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And you got the ginger beer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And you had fresh ideas, did you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And you heard-?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And you know what that means, Ping?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And you told Rosie Palm where I''d gone, too?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And you''ll stop us taking''em, will you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And you''ve been picking up the odd dollar, have you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And your point, Madam, is...?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And... what''s this?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''And?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Another one?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Any other advice?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Any sign of the envelope?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Any soldiers?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Any trouble?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone been to tell them?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone else here take bribes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone know this man?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone know who this man is?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Anything good?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Archchancellor, can you get me there faster?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are they after us, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are we going to get into trouble for this, captain?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are we going to get medals?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are we gon na get killed?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are we taking the law into our own hands again, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are you Keel?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are you feeling all right, your grace?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are you going to arrest us, then?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are you in charge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are you mad?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are you really from Genua?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are you really from Pseudopolis?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are you really like... policemen, for time?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are you suggesting that we ask for police protection?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Are you worth a dollar?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''As a matter of fact Lord Winstanleigh also has an interesting point to make on the dangers of intuitive-''‘ This a Guild book, Dogbotherer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''As one man to another, commander, I must ask you: did you ever wonder why I wore the lilac?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''As you said in your statement... what was it, Fred?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''At the instigation of Corporal Quirke?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''At this time?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Back to the Watch House?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Badder than it''s going to go anyway?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Barrackroom lawyer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Be a decoy?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Be so kind as to send your young men to collect our furniture, will you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Because how''s he going to fight his way out through a lot of wizards, sir?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Belongs here, see?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Better out than in, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Big red ape in green forest?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Bloody, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Boots, too?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Brw?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''But Corporal Quirke said-''''Was he worth listening to?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''But I''ll be the one making the shoes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''But is it not written:"There''s a lot goes on we do n''t get told"?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''But mostly you work for the ladies of, shall we say, negotiable affection?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''But suppose he''s nicked the money, corp?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''But supposing people get left out?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''But there''s-''''Let''s rescue what we can, shall we, lad?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''But we know where the enemy is, do n''t we?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''But we''re a bit short staffed, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''But what if a bloody great mob comes round the corner and I''in not armed?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''But what is it you do?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''But what sort of things would a needlewoman have in her workbasket, do you think?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''But wo n''t there be some talking first?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''But, sir, they are-''''I mean, how long have I known you, Fred?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t think of a dumb answer to this one, eh, brownjob?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Can I have a word with you in your office, captain?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Can I help any of you gentlemen?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Can I help you, ma''am?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Can anyone get me back?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Can it speak?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Can you get me home?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Can your men take him into the Watch House?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Captain, you know what this is now?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Carcer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Carcer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Cigar?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Colour it in yourself with your paints or crayons, did you, Dogbotherer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Come on, one of you help me, will you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Comes in here a lot, does he?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Consider that a sign of my complete lack of a sense of humour, will you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Couple of murders ring a bell?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Cup of tea, commander?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Cut?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Cutting my own...?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Dear me, do you know that?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Did I ask you to speak, you little dog''s tonker?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Did I say they stole anything, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Did I tell you to do this?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Did Nancyball have a mum?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Did any of you hear me?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Did he offer it to you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Did he write that down?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Did it feel longer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Did they sign for them?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Did you do that to Forsythe?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Did you get a receipt?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Did you just come along for the ride, Coates?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Did you know we got another assassin tonight?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Did you recognize Ned?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Did you tell her how you got it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Do I?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t like to do what you''re told, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t things happen anyway?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you ever get upset, Dogbotherer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Do they?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Do you ever listen to your own advice?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Do you ever sing the national anthem in the street, major?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Do you expect me to believe that she''ll fire that?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Do you have a back way, please?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know something, sah?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know what I saw on the way here, sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know, sergeant, that some of the men think you are a spy?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Do you mean that most of them will be human, or that each individual will be mostly human?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Do you mind if I do it, then, my lord?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Do you mind if I have some champagne?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think things are well?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Do you want to know what happened next, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Doctor Follett is such a charming man, do n''t you think?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Doctor Lawn presents his compliments and says how come you have n''t beaten up anyone yet?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Does this thing swivel?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Dotsie?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Er, I do n''t know if this is the right time, sarge, but we brought an extra bottle while we were about it...''''Really, Fred?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Er, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Er... for something like that I''ve got to be looking at a lordship every day. ’''A dollar?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Er... half a dollar?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Er... how far is this going to go, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Er... you all right, Clive?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Erm, officer''Yes, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Everyone is settling in?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''For a childbirth?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''For a dollar?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''For the seamstresses?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''For you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Found anyone?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Fred,''he said,''I wonder if you fully understand the basic idea here?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Fred?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''From how far back?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Get it something to stand on, will you, captain?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Get someone to take it round, will you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Ginger beer trick?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Ginger beer, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Give me back my notebook, my handkerchief and the four pennies you whizzed from my pockets, will you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Given the additional power of the storm, it might just be possible that-''''Are you going to tell me he''s been moved in time?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Good grief, why not?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Got a light, mister?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Got yourself a little prisoner, have you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Guests for a late supper?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Hah?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Half an hour, did you say?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Has n''t it ever occurred to you, sergeant, that sometimes people go to a massage parlour for a real massage, for example?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Have I got that right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Have I got to share this, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Have n''t you lot seen a wizard before?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Have we finished?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Have we got a saw in this place?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Have we got any orders?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Have you been hit, sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever sung the national anthem?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Have you looked everywhere, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Have you no interest in honour?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Have you really got the eye of a mass murderer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Have you shaved today, man?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''He had?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''He killed a copper who was eating a pie?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''He''s a card, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Hedgehogs?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Hegglers?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Here?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Hit yourself in the face with your own bell, did you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How about the man who''s trying to stick a sword into you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How about whizzing wipers, snitching tinklers, pulling wobblers, flogging tumblers and running rumbles?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How are you going to get hi- me back to the Watch House?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How can you tell that?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How can you tell?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How dare you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How did you get there, Nobby?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How do they rise up, rise up, rise up, how do they rise up, rise up high?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How do we know he wo n''t decide to come after us anyway?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know all this?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know he''s dead?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know who I am?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How do you think that makes me feel?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How do you think we''re going to get into trouble, sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How far can you run?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How long have you been going?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How long have you been here?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How long were you there?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How many minutes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How many, then?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How many?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How much, Mr... er,''Vimes remembered in time, and made a show of looking at the name on the front of the tray, Dibbler?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How much, ’ he said,''for you to work for me, all the time?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How so, Gerald?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How so?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How would you like to be back in command?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How''s it going?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''However, um, the lightning appears to have added a random lateral component''A what?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I brought you here. ’''You carried me?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I did n''t think you was stupid, Mister Vimes''What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t believe we''ve met?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I enquired if her ladyship is well, your grace?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I expect you''re wondering why I''ve taken you on even though you worked for my predecessor, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I just meant that if you wanted me to I could go and-''''Were you there?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, sir, perhaps you put it in a desk drawer?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, would your chaps like to have a go at defending the barricade and we can try attacking it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I mean... was I where, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I really could n''t say, Downey. ’''Never killed anyone, right, Dogbotherer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I reckon Detr-''‘ Trolls?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I said, a price like that''s cutting your own throat, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I said, was he insane, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I say, these bricks really are jolly tricky, are n''t they?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I say, who''s the skirt up there with old Folly?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose I... look the other way, will you, sergeant?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I think, perhaps, the hose in the old scullery might be more appropriate, your grace?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I thought you said you wanted to promote him?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I told you he''s a caution, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I wish I''d known then what I know now''?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder who''s the lucky boy?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I''in just waiting for you to arrest me, right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I''in sure I do n''t have to tell you what''ll happen to you if you try the old dippitydoodah on me again, do I, Nobby?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I''ve been changing things, ’ said Vimes, and added defensively:''Well, why should n''t I?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I''ve gone back in time, have n''t I?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''I''ve got no choice, have I?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''If this seat is made up of lots of tiny things that can be in lots of places at once, why is it standing still?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''If you could just take it along to the official warehouse, sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''If you''ll, hnah, take my advice, sarge, it do n''t pay to encourage kids like-''''See these stripes, Snouty?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''In Genua?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''In one of the main squares, perhaps?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is he on our side?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is he trying to get you drunk?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is it a monkey?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is it meant to do that?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is it possible that he is allergic to diamonds?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t that a bit cruel, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is oo allergic to diamonds, den?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is that a crime, your grace?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is that a threat?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is that all?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is that good?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is that right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is there a loose panel or something?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is there a problem, sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is there another way out of here?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is there going to be any fighting?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is this a good time, Nobby?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is this a military coop?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Is this mutiny, then, sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''It has caused rather a stir, has it not?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''It is official. ’''Really?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''It was a sort of nickname, eh... Duke?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''It''s a long time since we used that, what?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''It''s not part of the higher organization?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''It''s perksl''''Everybody?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Just as well I was n''t planning anything this evening, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Just give me your crossbow, will you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Just try, will you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Just when I''in letting you go, Gerald?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Keel?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Lady Sybil is doing well?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Lance- Constable Vimes, is n''t it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s just say I''in thinking like the enemy, shall we?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s see... what year is this?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Like swordfishes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Like, it''s never going to be perfect, so you just do the best you can, right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Like, really fighting?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Look, about that inkstand-''''D''you know, he''d gone and put it in that safe of his?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Look, tell you what, mister, you tell me where you''re going and I''ll stop following you, have we got a deal?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Look, this is a game, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Lord Selachii?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Lucky for me that I fell into this one, eh, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Madam?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Make a grab for me through the bars, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Make the cocoa, will you, kid?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''May I ask how you found that out, Madam?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''May I make so bold as to ask if there is a Lord Meserole?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''May I suggest that a promotion is in order?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Me?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Mister Vimes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Move them, sarge?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Reginald Shoe, is it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Mrs Content?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Mrs?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Mug of tea, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Mushrooms?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''My word, a copper stealing?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Nails, too?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Ned, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Ned?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Need any help with those handcuffs?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Never since then?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Next?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Nice day off, Ned?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Nice to see an old friend, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''No doubt you ran rings round that old fool Tilden and do n''t fancy the idea of a captain with his finger on the pulse, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''No luck, sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''No one else?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''No one fired at you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''No one?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''No poison at all?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''No swords?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''No, I meant that you doctors are n''t supposed to hurt people, are you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''No, no, no... oh, ye gods, it had to happen, did n''t it...''''You want I should go''n''fetch Mossy, mister?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''No, no, no...''''You all right, mister?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Not Burleigh and Stronginthearm?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Not even the Aunts noticed you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Not even time to finish my cake?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Not very heavy things, then?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Nothing at all?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Now here''s a nice howd''yerdo, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Now the thing is... Duke... what you have there is one of my men, so how about you hand him over and we''ll say no more about it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Now then, lad,''he said, as the soldiers watched in horror,''you know who I am, do you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Now where could I go?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Now you lot listen to me, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Now, I wonder what I''ve got in my pocket for a good boy, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Now, if we-''''You mean the cows?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Now, let''s show Snapcase where the line''s drawn, shall we?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Now, madam?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Now, what else have I got?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Now, where the hell is Carcer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Now, will care to tell in at the is going on?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Obstruction would be a good start, but we can probably think of some more charges back at the station. ’''Arrest me?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Of course, grammatically that is completely-''''And that means...?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Oh dear, Charles, are you leaving us so soon?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Oh dear, what have we here?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Oh gods...''''Do you want to hear the rest, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Oh yeah?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Oh yes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, dear, what have we here?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, er, that thing?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, sarge...''''Yes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, sergeant... this is a sword?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, so you''d like to be a captain, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, you thought it did n''t?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, you will, will you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, you''d like something simpler?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, you''d like to go, would you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Okay, sarge, but-''''Are you going to snivel all day?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Okay?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''On a different subject, ’ she said,''what was that business with the book?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''On the other hand, gentlemen, ’ he said,''if you are going to leave, where are you going to go to?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''One green with yak butter, and Mister Vimes will have it boiled orange in a builder''s boot with two sugars and yesterday''s milk, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Only I heard that Mrs Content was a bit worr-''''Igor, there are some areas where... Look, do you know anything about... women and babies?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Or by crochet?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Or maybe we should go out and arrest everyone?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Ordinary thieves?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Out after curfew?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Over the road?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Patrolling for what?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Pay?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''People who for one reason or another do n''t want to go to the... better known doctors?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''People will be going to bed soon, surely?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps a tableau in bronze?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps the servants can serve it now, my lord?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Permission to speak freely, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Prisoner in the cells?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Push off and get us two cups of tea, lad, will you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Rare book, was it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Ready, your grace?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Really, sarge?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Really, sir?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Rebel sympathies?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Regulation bell?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Remember?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Ring the damn bell, will you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Robertson, show me what the Dogbotherer is reading, will you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Rutherford, are you going to do something about this man?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Sarge, ’ said Sam after a while,''why are we patrolling Morphic Street?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Secondhand?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''See that up in the sky, Carcer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''See this, sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''See this?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''See to it, could you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''See?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Sergeant Keel or Commander Vimes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Sergeant Keel?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Sergeant, we do n''t hand over prisoners without a receipt, understand?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Settling in?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Shall I give him a clip alongside the head?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''She was n''t there, was she?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''She''d believe you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Shocked?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Should it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Should n''t it say when you were established?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Should n''t she?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Should we?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Sir, because at that time I thought it prudent to-''Three watchmen were killed last night, did you know that?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Smoke?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Snouty, nip up to the captain''s office and get the Shilling, will you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Snouty, where''s that cocoa?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''So early in the evening?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''So what''s wrong with a lilac flower?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''So when do you come off your break?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''So who''s gon na arrest me?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''So why were you sent, then?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''So why''s a fine lady interested in me, Nobby?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''So, sarge,''said Ned, still moving,''what would you do, sarge, if you were unarmed and a man came at you with a truncheon?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''So, ’ he said casually,''who told you where I''d gone?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''So,''he said in a low whisper,''have you boys had your holidays yet?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''So... do they know about you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''So... she sent you to kill me, then?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''So... who''s going to pay for the shoes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''So... you make sure the good stuff happens?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''So?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''So?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Something''s going to happen...''''What, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Still with us, lads?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Such as?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Suppose the moon was made of cheese?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Surely someone like him would n''t side with people like Winder and Swing?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Surprised?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Sweeping?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Take weapons off people?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Taking people to Cable Street?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Talking about me, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Teaching them to use thimbles, that sort of thing?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''That was right, was n''t it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''That''s good, is n''t it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''That''s why you left the torturer tied up, eh, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''The Watch wants magical assistance?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''The cabbage stalks?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''The me sitting here now?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''The one from Genua?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''The scullery boy?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''The seamstress?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Then why did all my armour arrive with me when I came?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Then you know that time with libraries is... somewhat more flexible?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''They on their break too?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''They say what if that bunch of Unmentionables turn up?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''They want a vampire in the Watch?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''This is a test, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''This is the Shades, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''This man who.calls himself Sergeant Keel is the ringleader of the rebels, yes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''This?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Those things?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Three this time, sir. ’ ‘ That many?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''To keep the peace?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Told us what?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Too thick to see what''s going on, right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Tricked?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Trouble?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Trustworthy?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Tuppence a bowl or I''ll cut my throat, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Uberwald?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Um... everyone does what he tells them, is that the same thing?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Um... has n''t anyone told you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''United in hatred, you mean?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Urn... ’''What now?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Vimes, what did I tell you about waving weapons around when you''re not going to use them?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Vimes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Vimesy?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Waddy, Wiglet... drag him back to the House and lock him up, will you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Want another bowl?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Want me to cut you down to size, mister?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Want some breakfast?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Want the rest of the night off, constable?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Want to make up a first name?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Want to ring your bells?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Was Rosie right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Was Stronginthearm married?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Was it valuable?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Was that wrong?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''We have got them to Easy Street, have n''t we?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''We''ll set a good example, eh, Sergeant Keel?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''We''re all happy with Truth, Justice and Freedom, are we?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''We''re all learning a lot today, ai n''t we?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''We''ve always kept ourselves to ourselves, have n''t we, Sidney?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well now, Mister Vimes... you know the universe is made up of very small items?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well, I''d like you to believe, for a while, that I''in a sort of policeman too, all right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well, at least we can agree on Truth, Freedom and Justice, yes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well, commander?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well, no-''''Who did his lordship send down there?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well, obviously I salute it every day, sir. ’''But you do n''t wave it, at all?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well, sergeant, could I interest you in a very special sausage inna bun?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well, sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well, what?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Wha''?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What about Keel?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What about Vimes?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What about my drawers?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What about the sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What about them?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What about?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing still up here?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What are you intending to do about us being murdered in our beds?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What are you talking about?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What call?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What can I do for you, sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What could I do, anyway?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What could you do, then?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What d''ya mean, sign?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What d''you think, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What d''you want us to do, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What did I tell you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What did they steal?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What did you hit the kid for?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What do I do now, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What do we pay our taxes for, after all?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, concealed?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, tough?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What do you want me to do, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What do you want us to do with her, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What do you want, then, Mister Vimes with the very helpful feet?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What do you want?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What does he smell like?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What else should I know today?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What else?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What for?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What good''ll that do?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What happened just then, sarge?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What happened there?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What happened to Sergeant Knock?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What happens after that?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What is all that going on in the yard?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What is going on here?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What is going on?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What is he?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What is your name again?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of a religion is that, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of missiles, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of questions?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of refugees are we talking about here?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What make are these crossbows?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What oath, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What strength?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell were you going to do with that?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell''s going on here?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What time''s curfew?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What warehouse?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What was that all about, Stibbons?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What was the"urn"for, please, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What we gon na do, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What would you have done, injected me to death?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''ll that be, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''ll we do, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''ll we do?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''re they doing?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''re we gon na do now, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you all standing around for, gentlemen?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you going to charge our man with, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you going to do, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s a tuppenny upright, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s all that about?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s been happening?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s going to happen next, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happened to Sybil?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happened to Willikins?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happened to the bloody sword?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening now, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening out there?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s he talkin''about, Stibbons?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s in it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s it look like to you, Tom?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s pulling wobblers mean?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that any good for, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that pip on your shoulder, officer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that you''re reading?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the good of it, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the little devil doing here at this time of night, anyway?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the orbital velocity of the moon?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this about?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s up, Bill?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s wrong with a little ginger beer?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s wrong with it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your dad do?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your name, mister?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your name?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What''ve you got?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What, er, are you doing, exactly?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What, in a sack, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What, people who want to put Winder back in charge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What, these old Capstick Mark Ones?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What, turn out Marilyn, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What, you mean all those dead bodies everywhere you went?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What, ’ he said,''just happened?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''When are you going to pass some decent exams, Dogbotherer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''When did she ask you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''When is n''t he?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''When what starts, sarge?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Where am I?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Where are all my officers?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Where are your men?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Where d''you live?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Where did you land, if I may ask?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Where is he?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Where is my new Captain of the Guard?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Where is our new best friend, doctor?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Where to now, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s Carcer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s Havelock?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s his file?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s the back door?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s your lordship?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s your uniform?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Where?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Where?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Which old monks?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Which one?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who are all these people?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who are yer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who are yer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you working for?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you, mister?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who for?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who is Commander of the Pseudopolis Watch, then?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who knows?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who said it''s going to come to a fight?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who said we open up like this?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who said you were going to be arrested?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who sent yer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who taught you all this stuff, anyway?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who the hell are they?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who the hell are you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who took my armour?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s Number One Suspect?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s next, Sergeant Knock?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who... who from?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Who?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Whose side are you on, Ned?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Whose?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why Thursday?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why d''you call him your grace, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why d''you say that?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why d''you want him taken alive?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t you go along to the mess tent while I consult with my fellow officers?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why have n''t you told them?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why only up to a point?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why should anyone say that?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why should they?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why should you worry?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why would he do that, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why would the Unmentionables attack you, sergeant?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why''re some of you wearing purple flowers, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why''re you looking at pictures, Dogbotherer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why''re you picking on me?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s he unconscious?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s it such a deep shadow, d''you think?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why, sarge?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why, what did he do?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Wiggs, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Will six dollars do it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Will you take some champagne?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''With the downtrodden masses, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Witnesses?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Worried about getting blood on your nice sword, lad?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Worth keeping an eye on, then?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Wot''s happ''nin'', mifter?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Wot''s happ''nin''now, mifter?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Wotcha doin'', mifter?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Would n''t that be strange if it was true?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Would you and your lady care to assist with our barricade?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Would you ask?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Would you be Keel, by anychance?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Would you be so kind as to run up to my rooms and fetch my robe?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Would you let a murderer off for a thousand dollars?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like me to give you another tip, lad?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Would you recommend Fred Colon for corporal?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, an''he can have you shot, hnah, how d''you like them bananas?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, but I''in the one holding you up in one hand, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yep?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Clive?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Corporal Ping?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Fred?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Fred?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Igor?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Leggie?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Nobby?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Snouty?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, comrade Supple?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, lad?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, lad?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, what is a tuppenny upright?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Yessir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You all right, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You an''whose army?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You are incorruptible?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You are not making any friends here, you know?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You ate it all?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You been here before, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You been in the Watch long, constable?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You broke his arm too?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You can do that?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You can help Fred and Waddy take this young man inside, okay?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You can just play around with time and it wo n''t have happened, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You could''ve known that, what?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t know?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t want anything?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You do not wish to be a lieutenant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You finished every bit?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You going to take me alive, your grace?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You got any orders, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You have?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You just do what you have to to survive, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You knew?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You know Carcer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You know about that, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You know that the Patrician has declared that the building of barricades is an act of rebellion?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You know the Hooms?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You know what day it is, Ping?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You know when you wanted to swing a club at that torturing bastard and I stopped you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You lay a hand on that door,''said Vimes,''and I''ll-''''Chop it off, will you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You leave this minute, d''you hear?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You let him go?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You mean in time and space?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You mean it''s edible?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You mean just to show I''in patriotic?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You mean we let''em go if they''re rich?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You mean we''ll be in a famine situation?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You mean you do n''t know me?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You mean you have n''t?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You minister to all sorts, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You okay, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You told him why they''re not being dug up?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You understand that this is a magical library?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You use all these?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You want me to follow you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You want we should follow him, dearie?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You were a rebel, were n''t you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You were going to draw on him, were n''t you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You were in the Watch House, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You were there?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You were, sarge, were n''t you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You what?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You wo n''t?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''d like Freedom, Truth and Justice, would n''t you, comrade sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''d pawn your clothes in the pawn shop, but you''d never buy clothes from the pawn shop,''cos there were Standards, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''d shot a man who was aiming a crossbow?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''d wear the lilac today, would you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''ll get us in your power and we''ll never be seen again, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''re Nobby Nobbs, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''re a bit young to be sent on this contract, are n''t you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''re a married man, are n''t you, trooper?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''re arresting Unmentionables?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''re arresting an Unmentionable?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''re going to let it shoot me?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''re married, sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve found your way in yet?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve got a nasty cut on-''''Really?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve got your ear to the ground, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve heard the news too?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve searched everywhere?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Your name Sam Vimes, mister?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''Your wife?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''do they rise up, rise up, rise up, how do they rise up, rise up high?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''ere, how did you detect it was me, sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	''how do they rise?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	... and the selfpreservation instincts of a lemming?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	... see the little angels rise up high...''Anything happen in Cable Street?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	... they rise hands up, hands up, hands up... How did it go, now?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	1 Supposing the area behind the barricades was bigger than the area in front of the barricades, right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	3 Then, correct me if I''in wrong, sarge, but that''d mean in a manner of speaking we are now in front of the barricades, am I right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	4 Then, as it were, it''s not like we''re rebellin'', is it?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	A comrade in arms?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	A group hug is not part of the arrangement, is it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	A little black velvet roll with, I do believe, a complete set of lock picks?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	A man''s got to give it his best shot, right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	A turnup for the books, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Admittedly last night I had the men nail up and bar every cellar door they could find but, after all, I would n''t be fighting me, now, would I?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	After a while it opened a crack and a familiar voice, changed only a little with age, said''Yes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	After a while, Constable Wiglet, hanging on beside him as the wagon rocked, said:''What happened back there, sarge?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	After all, he saw Keel die and he watched you grow up-''''Where is this leading?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	After all, she was still Sybil, was n''t she?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	After all, where''s he going to go?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	After half an hour Maroon had wandered over and said,''Can I help you, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Afterwards?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Against a bloody great mob?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Alas, the other Houses were not so-''''resourceful?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	All I want to know is: how much, and who to?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	All pork shaved before mixing?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	All these little changes... what would they add up to?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	All we need now is-''Sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Am I going too fast for you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Am I right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And I can remember a lot about my first weeks in the job. ’''Interesting, is n''t it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And I cut it, do I?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And Spatchcock, Culweather and Moist and Leggy Gaskin and Horace Nancyball and... Curry, was n''t it?...
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And Vimes had said: where''s he going to go?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And a little chuckle, Carcer''s little laugh that said, hey, this is all good fun, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And a message to the Assassins''Guild?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And all the others have pastry sausages?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And for what?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And he''d said:''How can we tell they''re a decent sort, corp?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And his body language was saying: we''re all sergeants together, right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And how often do you really look at the back of your hand, Mister Vimes?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And it ai n''t your job to ask why and who, but young Vimesy?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And look at this, will you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And now there''s a little fee, you understand?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And shall we move right along?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And some son of inspiring slogan?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And that means that even in normal circumstances there is an area of high magical potential above the bookshelves?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And then he added:''This time?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And then what would we do?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And there''s seven unfilled graves in the cemetery... Would he be able to go back, then?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And this is your mob, is it?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And to what end would I prove it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And what are we supposed to do?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And what d''you say?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And what''s the kid done that''s so wrong?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And where do you come in, sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And where''s Sergeant Knock?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And who''re you doing this for?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And who''re you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And who''s paying, may I ask?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And why Old Tom ing repeatedly?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And why are there policemen in the Library?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And you believe him?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And you trust them?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And you''re to stop with him, and we''ll leave the doors open, right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And your eyes water all the time which is why they gave you permanent jail duty-''''Do I know you, mister?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	And, er, he''s technically correct about the law. ’''You mean we have to take orders from him?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Any luck?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Any questions?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Any volunteers?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Anyone fancy shouting out that all''s well?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Anyone here know Doctor Lawn?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Anyone surprised?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Anyone that ca n''t or should n''t have a weapon, they get back as far as possible, right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Anyone?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Anything we need to discuss?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Anything you want to tell us?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, I use the temporal toilet, do n''t I?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Are any of you serious conspirators bent on the overthrow of the government?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Are my memories real?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t there enough guards here?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Are we back to the old theory of the selfcorrecting history?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Are we to be hostage to every whim of a mere sergeant?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Are you coming quietly?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Are you going to talk?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Are you in charge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Are you in trouble with him?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Are you one of us?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Arrest Winder?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	As much you as you are now, so who can say it''s not you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	At first?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Besides, he''d locked the door to the cellar, had n''t he?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Black and orange tiger in green trees?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Black and white zebra in yellow grass?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Blimey, thought Vimes, who taught him?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Bright lad, sometimes thinks he knows better, but we were all like that, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Bring him a big bowl of porridge, will you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But Swing had brains... Who really knew what evil lurked in the heart of men?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But at a time like this, what difference did it make?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But at times like this, who did the law belong to?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But do you remember if he ever mentioned to you that he was attacked by two men not long after he got off the coach?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But he''s entitled to request assistance from you. ’''Am I entitled to refuse?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But is it necessary for you to attend personally, your grace?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But now... what about Sybil?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But sometimes you ca n''t help wondering: what would have happened if I''d done something different-''''Like when you killed your wife?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But the policeman part thought: how do little monks know I''in called Keel?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But there''s a time and a place, you know?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But these things generally run their course-''''My gods, man, how did you manage to get promoted?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But they were saying that, in a way, everything happens somewhere''And you believed them?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But what can I do?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But what could you say?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But where should they have been?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But why do n''t I think you''ll be bothered by that?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But why should he be surprised?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But why wait?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	But you can definitely look up at the dome from the ground floor, right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t blame a man for tryin'', eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t blame a man for trying to enjoy his last few minutes of freedom, can you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Can I help you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Can I help you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Can we help you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Can you do that?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Can you drop me off a little way from the Guild, please?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Can you get me back?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Can you get much for''em?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Can you imagine him loose now he''s pally with Snapcase?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Can you prove it?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Can you use that sword you have there, lad?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Care to tell me where you were last night?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Chuck Swing out on his arse, promote some decent sergeants- The second thought was: in this city?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Custard?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Dare I ask why?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Did I ever have that much Adam''s apple?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Did I really have the political awareness of a head louse?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Did I really try to polish rust?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Did anyone get him?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Did he need to know about plots?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t they leave a receipt?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t you take the oath when you joined up?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Did they steal anything, then, or did they break in to deliver a box of chocolates and a small complimentary basket of fruit?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Did you complain?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Did you do it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Did you in fact take a share of the bribe?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Did you see his moneybag?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Did you understand what I just said?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Did your mum ever make''em?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t want to upset the rebels, do we?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you do that down at the Tanty?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you know about them?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you know that all barricades are to be torn down by order of the Patrician?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you think that''s strange?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Do the rest of you want to hang around to see what happens to Gappy?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Do they know about you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Do you even know their names?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what that feels like?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Do you know you have the eye of a mass murderer?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Do you know?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Does anyone want to overthrow Lord Winder by force?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Er... does that mean I still take orders from you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Er... payment up front, yeah?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Ever sharpen it?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Everyone in the city knew Vimes, surely?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Everyone said it was an amazin''recovery. ’''Mr Sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Everyone understand?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Everything. ’''So I''ll arrive in the nuddy?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Fallen at the very first fence, what?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Fancy a ginger beer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Feel better?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Feeling the street under my boots again?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Ferret''s expression, if not his mouth, said''huh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Five dollars a month?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Flour?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	For a scrap with the Watch?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	For old times''sake?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	For what?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Forget my own head if it was n''t nailed on, what?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Four ounces of grey twoply was it, Mrs Soupson?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Funny how things work out, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Gave me a spare helmet,''in carvin''meself a badge out of, of- what''s that, like, waxy, kind of like candles but you ca n''t eat it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Glory?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Go around telling everyone that those loony monks you see in the streets are some kind of time shifters?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Gods, was I ever that skinny?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Good grief...''And then?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Got a brass ear and a wooden leg?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Got any other passengers, Fred?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Got it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Got that?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Got to give you brownjobs something to do, haha, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Guaranteed no rat?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Had Keel taught him that?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Had n''t he heard something, once, about how you could walk through time or something there?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Halfprice?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Happier?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone told you that the Cable Street Watch House has been burned to the ground?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Have I asked you your name?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Have you been rude to Miss Band lately?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Have you had anything to eat this morning?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Have you looked everywhere?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	He called down:''Yes?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	He called out:''So would you like to change ends?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	He did all that in just a few days?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	He did n''t look around, and watch and learn, and then say,''This is how people are, how do we deal with it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	He looks a solid lad. ’''He is?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	He paused, and then said:''How is her ladyship, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	He pulled aside a hanger containing a greasy, threadbare suit-''You want?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	He really wanted to discourage this sort of thing but... they''d put him off the register?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	He settled for stepping out into the alley and saying''Yeah?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	He was heartened by the fact that the man looked the kind of man who''d get six out of ten when answering the question:''What is your name?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	He was n''t wearing his own clothes...''What happened to my uniform?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	He would n''t stoop to stealing the boots of a fallen enemy, would you, trooper?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	He''d be just another man in armour-''What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	He''d been mad with terror at the time, but the beast had been there inside, giving him strength... Who knew what evil lurked in the hearts of men?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	He''d cheerfully stab you to death in the centre of a crowded arena and then look around and say,''Who, me?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	He''d stand there amid the carnage, blood on his hands and stolen jewellery in his pocket, and with an expression of injured innocence declare,''Me?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	He''s got used to it being a bit, a bit...''''Manky?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Hear about Dolly Sisters last night?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	History finds a way?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How about that?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How about that?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How come I''in in a temple?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How could she know?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How could there be any question about that?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How did that happen?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How do you account for that?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How do you know all this?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How had he even dreamed that a bunch of coppers could slam the cell door on the boss?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How had they ever got to that stage?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How high are the bookcases?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How is-''''What do you want?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How long it takes two men to dig half a hole?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How long would you last?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How many guards does one fool need?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How many of you knows"All The Little Angels"?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How much do I owe you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	How small?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I am very sorry we could not-''''do business?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I ca n''t keep telling you everything is done by magic. ’''Am I really here too?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I can prove it, okay?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I give in, okay?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I hate to think what''s happening downtown. ’''So?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I have n''t got any money, obviously, but once I''ve got home-''''I''ll escort you, shall I?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I know how it works, see?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I mean, I''in in it anyway, right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I mean, a younger me?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I mean, does n''t it change history even if you just tread on an ant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I mean, really?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what''s uniquely wrong with it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what''ve I got?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I reckon a man''d die instantly falling all that way, would n''t he?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I say we call it quits, how about you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I suppose you''d laugh if I told you to take it easy?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I think I once broke your father''s leg?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I think I saw a genius at work, but... ’''What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I think that perhaps this little catch can be... thrownback, do n''t you, sergeant?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I think we can help you there... but...''''Yes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I think we did have, um, legitimate orders-''''Heard of a man called Captain Swing?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I want Keel alive, okay?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I want anyone who tries to come at us over the bridge to have a really bad time, understand?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I want everyone answering this shout, okay?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if that''s what he thought, too?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I''d have to tell his lordship why?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I''d value your judgement. ’''You would?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I''ll be kind of like a copper, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I''ll put it back for now, shall I?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	I''ve got my hat on, have n''t I?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	If it should n''t be in the hands of people, where the hell should it be?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	If we all disobeyed the law, where would we be?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	If you could, er, explain things to the men?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	If you were careful, could you swing on to a gallery from the edge of the dome?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	If you''re going to injure anyone tonight, can you do it before I go to bed?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	In fact it''s-''''Are you stupid, fellow?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	In the city?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	In this place?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	In truth, it was never proved that anyone was given an order to ride people down, but did it matter?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Indulge me... just a little hobby of mine''Sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is Angua on the trail?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is every accident just a higherorder design?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is he charismatic?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is he strong enough?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is it all in my mind?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is it happening?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is it not written:"The big sea does not care which way the little fishes swim"?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is it not written:"a penny saved is a penny earned"?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is it okay for me to dish''em out to the field kitchens?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is it some kind of mascot?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that what I''in doing?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is that Narrative Causality or Historical Imperative or just plain weird?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is that a crime?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is that his own hair, do you know?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is the captain here?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is the wagon going out tonight, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is there no such thing as an accident, as the Abbot says?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is there something wrong?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is there somewhere where she''s my wife, having my child?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is this any way to behave?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is this really me?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Is your captain here?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	It was fun, d''you know?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	It was supposed to mean: we know all about you, so why do n''t you tell us all about yourself?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	It was... just a temple, slightly foreignlooking, but were n''t they all?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	It''s sergeant, understand?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	It''s wonderful, is n''t it, how alike men can be?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	John?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Just arrest me?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Just get half a dozen bottles, all right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Just in case anyone has to contact you, see?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Just like we talked about, okay?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Just one more thing, Nobby...''''Yes, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Keel?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Kind to bedraggled creatures?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Lance- Corporal Coates?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Lanceconstable, come on out in the yard, will you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Lanceconstable, is it good enough for you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Last month?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Last week?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Legitimate?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Let''s get the living out, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Let''s have a bit of law around here, shall we?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Let''s not mess about, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Let''s take a walk in the garden, shall we?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Like a boys''night out?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Like galleries?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Like, mathematical?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Little old men with brooms?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Look, I''ll drop in at the Yard on my way to the palace, sign what needs signing, and I''ll be back as soon as possible, all right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Look, do you think you and Dibbler''d still be walking around if I was a spy for Swing?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Look, here''s what I''ll do, I''ll throw away my other knife, haha, you knew I''d got another one, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Love of city?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Loyal, are they?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Maybe the best way to build a bright new world is to peel some spuds in this one?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Mean anything?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Morphic Street, maybe?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Move me in time all the way to where I ought to be?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Nancyball, nip around the corner to the apothecary, will you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	No doubt there is a traditional form of words?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	No hard feelings, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	No hard feelings?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	No offence meant, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	No reason why we shouldn''t get our share, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	No visible means of support?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	No, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	No, he sat and thought: This is how the people ought to be, how do we change them?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	No, you can damn well stay here, understand?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	No?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	No?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	No?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Nobby?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	None of this was right...''This is Ankh- Morpork, is n''t it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Nothing like a cart for blocking the road...''Counterrevolutionaries, then?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Now perhaps-''‘ That''s how we work, see?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Now she was a wreck, the attackers would have to think up a new plan in a hurry, and time was moving on... Supposing we do n''t lose?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Now, I want young Vimes and you and Waddy and maybe half a dozen others out here fully kitted up in two minutes, understand?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Now, are you gon na let me shackle you, hnah, or do I call the lads down?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Now, are you ready?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Now, does any one of you know where my damn barricades have gone?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Now, if you-''''Snapcase has promised you ladies that you''ll be allowed to form a Guild, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Now, this is a soldiers''song, see?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Now, what were the options?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Now, where was I... ah, the political situation in- Yes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Now?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Obviously we''ve been the good guys all along, but now it''d be kind of official, right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Off the register, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Off the register?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Oh, damn''What''s wrong, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Oh, well, someone had to start the rumble-''Yeah?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Oh, yes, the river patrol boat has sunk again-''Where did I go wrong?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Oh, you still here, Quirke?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Okay, Billy?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Okay?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Ol''Sconner, he says the money''s in teeth and earrings but I say every man''s bound to have a pair of boots, right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	On whose authority?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	One hundred per cent organic?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Onestring fiddles?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Or the safe, perhaps?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	People around here must eat something, no doubt?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	People who knew better?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Please?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Presumably there are knackermen?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Qu lifted the megaphone again and said, wearily,''All right, someone please go and fetch Brother Kai, will you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Quiet down there, was it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Remember the smell of lilac?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Right next door to Uberwald. ’''Whose side are we on?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Right now?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Ring out bells, dance in streets...''Sarge, did you mean that about helping them others with their wounded?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Rip the door off my locker and hammer a lot of nails right through it, will you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Sadie?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Say I''in coming at you with a big, big club... what do you do?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	See that doorway with the deeper shadow?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	See this thing here?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	See this, Lance- Constable Vimes?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Seen any good tricks lately, Gerald?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Sergeant Colon and Nobby arrived and I sent them along to the Bridge of Size-''''Why?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Sergeant Keel here was just going to hand over my friend there, right, sergeant?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Sergeant Knock?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Shall we let''em in?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Shall we take alook... at your passengers?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Shall we talk about that?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	She just stopped you in the street?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Slumgullet?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Smokes like a bonfire?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	So how would I have dealt with this?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	So this House is staying open, understand?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	So what?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	So what?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	So what?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	So what?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	So why, Fred, do I arrive here and find you''ve let in what seems like a platoon?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	So you would n''t have known that John Keel was a policeman, what?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	So you''ll have one, then?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	So... if I tell you everything, can you spare me, oh, twenty minutes of your time?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	So... you''re not a criminal, are you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Some of the watchmen are with us, for what good they are, and the rest either got beaten up or ran away-''''More deserters?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Something about just obeying orders?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Something like, perhaps,"They Did The Job They Had To Do"?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Sorry you''re dead?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Spying on the Treacle Mine Road Watch?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Stop the kid ringing the damn bell, will you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Supposing Madam was right and he got offered the post of Commander, not as a bribe, but because he''d earned it?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Supposing we do n''t lose?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Swordfish?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Sybil gave it to you as a wedding present, right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Sybil?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Take your bells but, and I want to make this very clear, no swords, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces''?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Tell me about this barricade, though, will you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Tell me, are there any up and coming men in the Guild of Assassins?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Tell your men to lower those swords, will you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	That makes him insane, would n''t you say?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	That was always the dream, was n''t it?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	That''s all right, then?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	That''s nearly three days''pay, it''II cheer up your ol''mum no end, and where''s the loser?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	That''s why we''ve come for the prisoners in the cells. ’''Yeah?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The Throat Slam, the Red Hot Poker, the Ribrattler?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The actual last I heard was someone saying"why stop at Easy Street?"''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The city was run by a madman and his shadowy chums so where was the law?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The important thing was not to let the other person have a chance to say''But-'', let alone''Who the hell do you think you are?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The kind that joins up for the pillaging?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The kind you have to end up hanging as an example to the men?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The lilacs, for example...''What''s happening, Nobby?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The majority of Vimes thought: who does care about what monks do?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The men sagged, and grinned sheepishly as he went on:''Do n''t you know any of the moves?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The old cigarette packet?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The one that was still standing?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The one you got has that little pattern of pastry pigs on it?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The ones who go dancing round the street banging drums and shouting?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The other one concerns the death of John Keel, what?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The people?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The street gang?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The thought of leaving him here, with all he knows...''How about if we head down Cable Street?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The used sonky?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	The... er... other me walks away and me, this me, you understand... Well, what happens?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Then Sam said:''Have I got to give that dollar back, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Then he said:''Anyone notice anything about his bow?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Then he said:''My inaugural speech is prepared?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Then why does n''t anyone do anything about it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Then you got Winder and his pals, and how good was that?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Then:''Am I going to get the sack, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	There was a hesitant slurping sound beside him as young Sam tried the stew, and then:''Is it going to come down to fighting, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	There was a moment of silence followed by Vimes saying, out of the corner of his mouth:''Lance- Constable Vimes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	There was a next?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	There was no obvious sound from the watchmen but over the wagon hung the word:''Ahhah...''''So you came here to track him down...?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	There were sounds of consternation behind the overturned furniture, but a voice called out,''You?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	There''s nowhere to send''em, see?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	There''s other floors in the Library, are n''t there?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	There''s robberies and everything going on out there...''''Lanceconstable?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	There, is everyone happy now?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	They attacked the other Houses, and what''s the Night Watch ever done to hurt them?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	They think I''in a spy for Winder?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	They took it badly?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	They were open all night, were n''t they?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Things are n''t, um, happening quite right...''''Is the child born?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Think you can push us a path?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	This place is supposed to be a secret-''''You messed up my memory?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Those loony monks in the funny foreign building between the pawnbrokers and the shonky shop?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Time for our cocoa break, see?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	To bar the doors and listen to the stones rattle off the roof?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	To start with, at least?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	To the boy''s amazement, Vimes gave him a dollar, saying,''And just keep telling me everything, will you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	To the palace?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	To what do I owe this pleasure?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Told you anything, has he?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Trainee bottle fighter?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Treadmill?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Treadmill?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Uh... do you mind opening the window?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Unarmed civilians?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Under Snapcase?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Understand?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Understand?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Understand?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Understood?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Upset her in any way?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Used it already, have you, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Vimes scanned the street for... what?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Vimes watched him working for a while, and said,''Know anything about Miss Battye?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Want a lift to Cable Street?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Want another one to help it down?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Want to see how long it takes before the guards arrive?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Was anyone else out there thinking about this?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Was anyone important thinking about this?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Was he allowed to appeal?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Was he enjoying this?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Watermill?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Watermill?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	We do n''t have a file on anyone, understand?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	We do n''t want Unmentionables in here, do we, or soldiers in disguise?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	We do n''t want another Dolly Sisters, do we, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	We do n''t want anything to get damaged, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	We do n''t want you coming back here, now, do we?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	We start fighting again?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	We''d shown them, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	We''ll show''em, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	We''re all coppers here, right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	We''re heading back to the station like good boys because our cocoa''s getting cold, see?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	We''re in Clay Lane, to stop you wondering. ’''What?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	We''re not bothered about anyone being kicked in the nadgers, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Weapons?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Well, Rosie Palm did suggest he had a spare room...''The pox hnah doctor?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Well, would they?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What are we supposed to do now?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What can you do?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What could I prove?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What could you say to a dead copper?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What d''you think?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What d''you think?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What did I do?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What did he think he was doing?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What do you use it for, bludgeoning people to death?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What do you want''em to see?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What does that job entail?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What else can they do?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What else had the old monk said?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What else?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What good would a statue be?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What had Sam Vimes learned from Keel?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What happened to the other six?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What happens to them afterwards?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What has happened to the days when it was all so simple?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What have they got to talk about?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What is real?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What kind of pie was it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What next, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What ruler could tolerate the existence of such a man?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What the hell are hegglers?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What tricks do you know?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What was it Vetinari had said once?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What was supposed to happen next?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What would he want said?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What would you call a man who leaves his horse behind?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What''d happened before?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What''in I supposed to have done?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What''ll you do when the new captain comes in, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What''ll you do when there''s no peace left to keep?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What''re you going to do to him?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What''s been happening overnight?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What''s oil of angels?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What''s she doing there?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What''s that for, to make them softer?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What''s the point, eh?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What''s the special today?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What''s this all about, Reg?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What''s this, a manual on how not to do it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What''s under the dome?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What, er, sort of thing do they do?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	What?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Whatever has happened to you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	When are you going to get me home?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	When did I last go on patrol?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	When he leaves, Snouty or the orderly man signs him out, does n''t he?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	When he was as close as possible to the barricade, he called up:''I say?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	When you arrest a man, you sign him over to Snouty, do n''t you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Where are you from?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Where can I get some ginger beer at this time of night?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Where did you creep in from?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Where does it come out?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Where is he now?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Where was I?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Where was the law?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Where, exactly, was the law?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	While the carts rumbled up, and then were hemmed in by the carts behind, and the pigs escaped and the cattle herds wandered off?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Who are you, anyway?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Who cares what monks do?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Who cares?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Who d''you want me to watch for you, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Who knew what sane men were capable of?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Who says the man on the roof was one of them?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Who was he?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Who was it protecting from what?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Who was that lad next to Colon?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Who''s going to be offended?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Who''s got a bow?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Who''s in charge here?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Whose control?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Why are n''t you bloody well attacking, major?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Why d''you ask?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Why did I wait until I was married to become strangely attractive to powerful women?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t it happen to me when I was sixteen?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Why did you come into the job, lad?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Why do they keep coming here?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Why do they need all that water, do you think?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Why have n''t you told the lads?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Why is n''t the blue lamp over the door lit?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Will it happen?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Will you tell me?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	With an option on 3) which was never far from the watchmen''s thoughts: are we going to get into trouble about this?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Would the military sort it out?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Would you like a slice?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Would you like me to prepare dossiers on, say, three of them?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Would you like my lads to give you a hand?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Would you mind standing a bit closer to this wall, sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	YOU CAN’T HEAR ME, CAN YOU?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Ye gods, is this how we won our wars?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Yes, lanceconstable?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Yet I remember wondering: this much?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Yet no matter what the politics, eggs hatch and milk sours and herds of driven animals need penning and watering and where was that going to happen?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You are...?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You beat him up and robbed him, what?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You bloody well knew, did n''t you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You could''ve been born here. ’''Why''re you following me, Nobby Nobbs?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You got anything to say?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You have n''t been thinking metaphysically again, have you?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You knew they were n''t going to sign, right, sarge?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You know it?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You know that bloke?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You know we''re back in the good old days, haha?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You know what they call a horse in the Shades?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You mean I''in out there somewhere?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You mean the mortuary?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You shoot first-''''and ask questions later?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You spun the wheel and now you''ve got to guess where the ball is going to go... ’''Are you sure?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You took his money but you did n''t bother with the letters, because your sort ca n''t read, what?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You want to go home now, leaving Carcer here and the real John Keel dead?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You want to know?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You want to shoot something?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You wanted to put a spoke in the wheel and smack a few heads, did n''t you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You were in a gang, right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You were the monk on the bridge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You''d like me to hand over these keys, hnah, and give you five pence from the poor box for your, hnah, trouble, eh?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You''re Nobby Nobbs, son of Maisie Nobbs and Sconner Nobbs?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You''re being bumped up to lancecorporal. ’''Think he''ll last?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You''re of one mind?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You''ve got a badge and a weapon, yes?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	You''ve got my papers there, have n''t you?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Your dad''s a carpenter, right?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Your first night on our hurryup wagon, sergeant?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Your name?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	Yours or mine?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	and 2) are there going to be any medals?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	away?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	he bellowed, his voice bouncing off the imposing walls,''Where the is my hat?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	here?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	no?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	sir?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	sorry?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	what?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	who was he?...
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	why?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	yes?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’ll just stand with my legs apart, shall I?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tell you what, major, why not leave that sort of thing to the experts?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	‘ That''d be Captain Tilden?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	‘ That''s an unlucky card?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	‘ That''s just it, sir, they are veterans and they know all-''''And the civilians?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	‘ The barricade is coming down?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	‘ The last you heard?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	‘ The men are armed, are n''t they?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	‘ Then do you mind if I finish serving Mrs Soupson?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	‘ There''s more?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	‘ They calling in more, hnah, soldiers, sarge?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	‘ They shot Wiglet, did n''t they?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is going to go the distance?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is magic, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is n''t your idea, right?''
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	‘ This?
Night Watch - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tom?''
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ It took Moist a moment to understand what he was seeing, and then — ‘ That ’s a queue outside the Post Office? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ Moist sought in the woman ’s eyes for some clue as to the politically correct term, and plumped for ‘ him. ’ ‘ Huh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ A bit what? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Ah, but I foxed ‘ em after number nine, sir, and got meself a tin leg, sir! ’ ‘ You lost your leg? ’ said Moist, horrified.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Good. ’ ‘ But can I trust you? ’ ‘ On this?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Good. ’ ‘ But can I trust you? ’ ‘ On this?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ How soon can we have the Grand Trunk running properly? ’ said Greenyham, while Gilt leaned back and shut his eyes.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ I always said the Order goes back a long way, did n’t I? ’ said Jimmy Tropes, aglow with pride.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Is what? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Really?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Something big with teeth? ’ Moist suggested.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ The Klatchian Foreign Legion? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Trust me? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Why are they all here, Mr Groat? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Yes, captain? ’ ‘ Why would a banshee- or possibly a giant pigeon- attack Mr Groat? ’ And Moist thought: the hat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Yes, captain? ’ ‘ Why would a banshee- or possibly a giant pigeon- attack Mr Groat? ’ And Moist thought: the hat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Yes?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Yes? ’ ‘ Killer, ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ You mean it ’s an old message? ’ said Ridcully.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	. ’ “ Woodpeckers? ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	? ’ The jail went silent.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	? ’ Vetinari began.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	? ’ he prompted.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ All I did was volunteer to deliver such clacks messages as had been held up by the unfortunate breakdown, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ Er.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ Hugos, ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ I ca n’t tell you, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ Non- existent, as far as I know, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ Um.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ Von Lipwig, ’ said Moist, and added: ‘ Moist von Lipwig, ’ to get the worst over with.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	A bath, sir! ’ ‘ They have to carry you? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	A bath, sir?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	A bit strange, but it takes all sorts, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	A column of smoke?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	A dollar, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	A fiddle, maybe?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	A hammer does n’t get time off, does it? ’ ‘ In order to be golems.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	A lot of rumours had begun concerning Reacher Gilt, just as soon as people had noticed him and started asking, “ Who is Reacher Gilt?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	A proper birch besom?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	A sergeant? ’ said Gilt, handing him a glass.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	A voice from below said: ‘ Yes? ’ ‘ What are you doing? ’ ‘ Just, you know.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	A voice from below said: ‘ Yes? ’ ‘ What are you doing? ’ ‘ Just, you know.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	A voice in his ear, faint as a spider trapped in a matchbox, said: ‘ Scitich wabble nabnab? ’ ‘ Hugo? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	A voice in his ear, faint as a spider trapped in a matchbox, said: ‘ Scitich wabble nabnab? ’ ‘ Hugo? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	After a while Moist said: ‘ Will they pass it along? ’ ‘ Oh, yes, ’ said Mad Al, in a flat voice.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	After all, the reasoning went, for a penny you got something worth a penny, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	After all, there ’s no “ me ” in team, eh? ’ ‘ Actually, there is, ’ said Sacharissa.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	After all, they were made of pottery, were n’t they?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	After all, what could a master criminal buy?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	After all, what would it matter in the long run?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Again. ’ ‘ Can I ask you just one last thing?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	All Things Pass. ’ ‘ How long were you under the sea? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	All right? ’ shouted Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	All you have to do, right, is still be standing here, on your feet, in one minute ’s time, all right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Aloud he said, ‘ And you work here, do you? ’ ‘ Aye, sir, that we do, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Am I? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	An angel, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And I gather you are selling promissory notes, too? ’ ‘ What? ’ ‘ The stamps, Mr Lipwig.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And I gather you are selling promissory notes, too? ’ ‘ What? ’ ‘ The stamps, Mr Lipwig.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And I ’ll need the fives and the dollar stamps as soon as — Are you all right, Mr Groat? ’ The old man was swaying, his lips moving soundlessly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And Tolliver, you ’ve lived here a long time, have n’t you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And did he walk out over what looked like solid floor and end up rolling down five flights of pain?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And do you get a wonderful warm charitable feeling when you do? ’ ‘ Pardon?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And do you get a wonderful warm charitable feeling when you do? ’ ‘ Pardon?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And do you know what?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And had n’t his grandfather warned him to keep away from women as neurotic as a shaved monkey?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And he never said things like ‘ What do you mean? ’ He understood.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And he wondered: did one of the other new postmasters stand here, just where I am?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And he ’ll be behind it. ’ ‘ Your brother? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And if Mr Slant comes to see you on their behalf, do tell him I ’d like a little chat, will you? ’ That sounded.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And if any bandits tried anything, there was men we had, who went out and — ’ ‘ Yes, Mr Pump? ’ said Moist, halting Groat in mid- history.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And is it stealing if you ’re stealing from thieves?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And it gets better, sir! ’ ‘ How could it get better than that, Stanley? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And look at it like this, Moist thought: certain death had been replaced with uncertain death, and that was an improvement, was n’t it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And murder, now, surely murder was an absolute?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And people?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And tell him to bring a couple of the other golems, will you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And that story about the bowl of sweets?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And the spirit of the sausages ascends unto Offler by means of the smell?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And then Gilt said: ‘ Is Mr Groat well, Mr Lipwig?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And then what?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And then you eat the sausages? ’ ‘ Ah, no.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And then, who knows?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And they do?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And this is my building, is n’t it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And what happened to poor old Fatty Horsefry, eh? ’ ‘ Calm down, my friends, calm down, ’ said Gilt.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And what would he have done with the money?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And what you ’re not telling me is very important, is n’t it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And who says you ’re Worshipful Master, George Aggy?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And who ’s going to stop us?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And will sir be having the black bag today? ’ ‘ Will it help? ’ ‘ Some people think it makes them look more dashing, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And will sir be having the black bag today? ’ ‘ Will it help? ’ ‘ Some people think it makes them look more dashing, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And you can still remember nothing about how you got there? ’ Vetinari ’s expression was getting on Moist ’s nerves.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And you ’ve no idea how the fire started?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And, if I may speak frankly, what exactly is the purpose of calling us here?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	And, of course, there is always the option of dancing the sisal two- step. ’ ‘ The what? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Any banjo players out there?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Any foreign mail? ’ ‘ The usual packets, my lord.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Any particular kind? ’ ‘ The kind you only get one of, I think, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Anyone can see that. ’ ‘ That ’s what happened, was it? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Anythin ’ else? ’ ‘ Just this message for the big race tonight, Archchancellor. ’ ‘ Oh, yes, that thing.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Anything like that? ’ ‘ What are you intending to do? ’ Miss Dearheart demanded.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Anything like that? ’ ‘ What are you intending to do? ’ Miss Dearheart demanded.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, what about Popular Needles?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Apart from all those repossessions, bankruptcies and sudden insolvencies, what had he actually done that was bad, as such?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Are You All Right, Mr Lipvig? ’ What golems removed from a fire was, in fact, the fire.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Are any of them carrying buckets of tar?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right, Mr Lipwig?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right? ’ ‘ Hmm? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right? ’ ‘ Hmm? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Are you allowed to lie, Mr Pump? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Are you here to sell or to hire?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Are you of a literary persuasion, Mr Lipwig? ’ ‘ Not as such. ’ Books were a closed book to Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Are you suggesting I should treat them as some sort of prank?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure? ’ But of course it would be correct.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	As a souvenir? ’ ‘ Of course, sir, ’ said Stanley.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	As such. ’ ‘ Oh, you want the creepy bit?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Because clay people are easier to deal with?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Believe me. ’ ‘ No threats made, sir?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Besides, There Was Much For Me To Think About. ’ ‘ At the bottom of a hundred feet of dirty water?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Blow up a tower?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Bought a bit of ol’ armour, did n’t I? ’ said the wizened man, grinning artfully.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Broke just about every bone you could break, sir. ’ ‘ You mean he was wandering around without a light? ’ ‘ Dunno, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Burn it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	But cellars, now, they had trapdoors and coal shutes and things, did n’t they?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	But do n’t start until I get there, understand?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	But how often would that happen?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	But it ’s a Post Office Regulation, sir. ’ ‘ And the next man? ’ said Moist, a little hoarsely.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	But that was how it went, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	But the Trunk ’s just not open to new ideas. ’ ‘ Probably because they explode when dropped? ’ said Sane Alex.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	But there was no law against it because no one knew the crime existed, so is it really stealing if what ’s stolen is n’t missed?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	But these observations orbited his brain, as it were, like planetary thoughts around one central, solar thought: why the hell have we got a tower?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	But this, sir, is all about pie. ’ ‘ Like in food? ’ said Moist, drawing back from the sinister glow.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	But we know how to deal with that, do n’t we?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	But what was a golem?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	By anyone you may have upset, perhaps? ’ ‘ None at all. ’ The captain had sighed and put away his notebook.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	By the way, how much is a clacks message to Sto Lat? ’ ‘ Even a very short message would be at least thirty pence, I think, ’ said the engraver.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Call him up right now and tell him what ’s going on, will you? ’ ‘ Yes, Archchancellor.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Can I go and tell Mr Groat, sir?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Can I keep this first sheet?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Can I wear the hat now? ’ Groat pleaded.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Can you cry tears on to a clacks, can you smell it, can you enclose a pressed flower?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Can you do that?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Can you feel it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Can you find a crowbar anywhere?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Can you find out where they ’ve hid my trousers?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Can you seal it with a loving kiss?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Can you understand that?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Canvas?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Cats were bright, were n’t they?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Come on, will you? ’ ‘ But he ’s the Post Office cat! ’ said Stanley.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Could he fake his death, maybe?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Could n’t you print up a few for us?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Could we have the Hour of the Dead back, Mr Gilt? ’ ‘ I really wish you would n’t use that fanciful term, ’ said Gilt.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Could you fetch the box, please? ’ She did so, with a puzzled frown.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Could you stop shouting? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	C’m on, let ’s get out while we can, eh? ’ ‘ Then put those lanterns out!
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did I mention the gum is cabbage- flavoured? ’ Moist could n’t have stopped himself now for hard money.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did I understand you correctly?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did anyone go home here?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did it appear smaller?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t I warn you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t cats leave sinking ships?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t expect it at all? ’ ‘ Right, Postmaster, ’ said the Worshipful Master.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did she ever mention the aunt ’s name?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did the shadows deepen and lengthen?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did you get some guards? ’ ‘ Four of them, Mr Lipwig, ’ Jim announced.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did you have what seemed to be hallucinations? ’ ‘ Yes!
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did you know that? ’ Miss Cripslock had n’t, but she scribbled industriously as Moist told her about the greengrocer ’s letter.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did you know that? ’ ‘ You told me, yes, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did you listen?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did you see it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did you sit up half the night trying to get to the bottom of it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Did you spot that the key levers wedge together and the spring forces the arm up and you ’re looking at a gearbox full of teeth?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Do I want to speak to policemen?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you even think about using it. ’ ‘ How about Spike? ’ ‘ Spike?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you even think about using it. ’ ‘ How about Spike? ’ ‘ Spike?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you find that amazing? ’ ‘ Er.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Do they know about me?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Do they think I ’m dead?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Do we ever use it? ’ is as praise unto Anoia.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Do you know that a typical one penny stamp may change hands up to twelve times before being affixed to an envelope and redeemed?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Do you think I ’m made of pens? ’ ‘ Yessir, ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Do you think Reacher Gilt will hesitate for one minute to swat you? ’ ‘ But I ’m being very — ’ Moist tried.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Do you think that bas — that man is still in charge? ’ Princess looked out from the upstream window.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Do you want me to read it? ’ ‘ That ’s the point, man! ’ In the big disc of glass, Collabone cleared his throat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Do you want to sell a go- lem or hire a go- lem? ’ ‘ Nei- ther, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Do you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Does he smoke at all? ’ Moist considered this.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Does it matter what I sign?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Does n’t everyone know that? ’ said Moist, to general amusement.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Does n’t that worry you? ’ Miss Cripslock ’s pencil was suddenly poised.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Does n’t the man ever sleep?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Dragons?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	D’you know what that means?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Eight to one on, eh? ’ ‘ We were lucky to get it, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Embezzlement?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Emboldened by the lack of thunderbolts, he added: ‘ And what are you doing on my building? ’ ‘ We pay rent, ’ said a figure.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Even to the gods?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Everyone knew that if you got lumbered with a good fake you palmed it off on to some other sucker as soon as possible, did n’t they?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Except that, this time, you might be wrong, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Feathers of any kind? ’ ‘ I Do Not Know.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Feel this rope?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Filling inkwells? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Fire kills them, does n’t it? ’ said Moist, desperate to look on the bright side.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Five missing letters, to be exact. ’ ‘ Scrik?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Five thousand dollars, perhaps? ’ This got some nervous laughter, and he followed it up.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	For agreeing not to do it. ’ ‘ Ah?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	For lights? ’ ‘ Chandeliers? ’ Moist suggested.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	For lights? ’ ‘ Chandeliers? ’ Moist suggested.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	For the front page. ’ ‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	From wimmin?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Funning?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Get rid of the graffiti on the walls, will you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Get the coach out, will you? ’ ‘ Thertainly, thur.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Gilt can afford an Igor? ’ ‘ Well done, thur! ’ said the Igor.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Give Alphonse his nuts, will you? ’ ‘ Twelve and a half per cent!
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Go and find Mr Pump, will you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Gods worked fast, did n’t they?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Golems do n’t have any of our baggage about “ who am I, why am I here ”, okay?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Got a picture of her, by any chance? ’ They ’ll all want one, he thought, as he got dressed.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Got an ice house here?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Got one here for Lancre, too! ’ “ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Grab my hand and let ’s go before the others start fighting again. ’ ‘ Fighting?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Great times, eh, sir? ’ ‘ Er.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Green things with teeth?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Had he just thought that?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Had there been a Mr Saw, fresh from a hundred years in a pit of sawdust?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Hah, that ’d be a bit daft, eh? ’ ‘ I suppose so, yes, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Harry King?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Has anything arrived?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Have they — What ’s a thwawreath? ’ ‘ A little get- together, thur, ’ said Igor, sniffing.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Have you heard that the souls of dead men travel on the Trunk? ’ ‘ Oh, yes, your lordship. ’ ‘ Is it true?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Have you heard that the souls of dead men travel on the Trunk? ’ ‘ Oh, yes, your lordship. ’ ‘ Is it true?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Have you read the Times this morning? ’ ‘ The paper?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Have you read the Times this morning? ’ ‘ The paper?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Have you still got any paperwork? ’ ‘ It wo n’t do any good.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Have you taken a differential drum apart with a tin opener?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He ca n’t possibly win. ’ ‘ Was he the fella who rescued the cat? ’ ‘ That was him, sir, yes, ’ said Ponder.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He can promote anyone, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He caught his head a nasty crack — ’ ‘ A breather, Brother Groat?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He could come back for the box, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He cupped his hands and shouted: ‘ Gentlemen?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He does n’t trust doctors. ’ ‘ Really? ’ said Dr Lawn.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He had n’t said anything wrong, had he?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He had people skills, had n’t he?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He had to take it, did n’t he?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He insists that all condemned prisoners should be offered the prospect of freedom. ’ ‘ Freedom?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He knew where to lay his hands on plenty of money, did n’t he?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He might be able to do it, who knows?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He must have got out, yes?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He pushed his way through the narrow lanes, looking around desperately for — what?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He remembered joining- what was it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He said: ‘ What Is A Post Man? ’ ‘ A messenger, Anghammarad, ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He turns ‘ em loose in his yards at night. ’ ‘ No burglar gets in, eh? ’ ‘ I think he ’s quite happy if they get in, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He was always snooping around. ’ ‘ And why do you think that was? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He was part of the government, was n’t he?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He was the postmaster, was n’t he?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He ’d been- what, fourteen?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He ’d done his best, had n’t he?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He ’d never really liked doing this, but what else could he have done?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He ’d sort of promised the Gnu, had n’t he?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He ’ll shout about sabotage! ’ ‘ So what? ’ said Mad Al.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He ’s a sticker, I said! ’ ‘ You set this up, did you, Mr Wilkinson? ’ said Moist weakly, watching the glint of light on the spoon.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He ’s got demons in him, and that ’s a fact. ’ ‘ Will he run? ’ ‘ Not so much run as bolt, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He ’s in the Wizards ’ Pantry. ’ ‘ Why ’s he “ posthumous ”? ’ Moist asked, as they stepped out into the corridor.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He ’s only dead for — ’ ‘ — a given value of dead? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	He ’s the most cynical bastard that walks under the sun. ’ ‘ Yow think he ’s cynical? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Help with the sorting, eh? ’ ‘ There ’s a vampire in the hall, Mr Lipwig, ’ said Stanley.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Helpfulness is our middle name. ’ ‘ Are you sure it ’s not “ cheekiness ”? ’ said Sacharissa, to laughter from the crowd.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Here, what do you think of the others? ’ He passed over the other sketches.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	His hand did n’t stop moving as he said: ‘ What did it say? ’ ‘ There was GNU, and I know that ’s a code, and then just a name.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	History is not to be denied?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Hohoho! ” ‘ ‘ And you just hoped something would turn up?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How about delivering a letter in Dolly Sisters thirty seconds after it had been posted in the city centre, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How about that, eh? ’ ‘ Wo n’t he get into trouble? ’ ‘ He says he ’s quitting anyway.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How about that, eh? ’ ‘ Wo n’t he get into trouble? ’ ‘ He says he ’s quitting anyway.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How can I beat the Grand Trunk? ’ Miss Dearheart stared through him until he felt very uncomfortable.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How can you possibly know where I am? ’ ‘ Karmic Signature, Mr Lipvig, ’ said the golem.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How could people be so stupid?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How could the man object?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How could things be otherwise?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How did a golem ’s mind actually work?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How do you like that?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How does it work, exactly? ’ said Vetinari.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How does property own itself? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How d’you like that? ’ ‘ Good, call the Watch, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How else could Sideburn have got to the stairs in order to meet his appointment with eternity?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How long could he be away on postal business?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How many other golems had worked their way to freedom in the service of the city?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How much are you all betting? ’ ‘ Er.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How old are you, Mr Lipwig? ’ ‘ Twenty- six.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How the hell had Vetinari known his name?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How were you supposed to pick up a cat?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How would I know? ’ ‘ Oh, I see, ’ said Lord Vetinari.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How ’s the leg? ’ ‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	How ’s the leg? ’ ‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Hub- riss and greed and Bloody Stupid Johnson and the New Pie. ’ ‘ A pie, Mr Groat?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I Have Another Task. ’ ‘ You ’re not my, er, parole officer any more? ’ said Moist, taken aback.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I bet it ’s all going wrong, sir, with Aggy bossing people around?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I bet you really need me, right, sir? ’ ‘ Urn, yes, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I ca n’t read ‘ em. ’ ‘ And that one?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I ca n’t say fairer than that, okay? ’ The man lumbered forward, growling, but the other coachman grabbed his coat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I could choose certain death? ’ ‘ A choice, nevertheless, ’ said Vetinari.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I expect it ’s ‘ cos you ’re postmaster? ’ ‘ Go and.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I have brought you this far, have n’t I?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I hope that is clear? ’ ‘ On what charge? ’ said Greenyham, still managing to find a last reserve of hauteur from somewhere.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I hope that is clear? ’ ‘ On what charge? ’ said Greenyham, still managing to find a last reserve of hauteur from somewhere.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I hope that ’s all right with you, sir?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I imagine it ’s not very safe for a woman on her own. ’ ‘ What, with all these big strong men here to protect me?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I imagine one of them started saying something like “ Do you think he — ” and Slant very quickly shushed him?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I may have been followed — Good grief, you ’re an Igor, are n’t you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I mean, I wo n’t have a chance to ask you afterwards, eh? ’ ‘ Signing the rope? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I mean, I wo n’t have a chance to ask you afterwards, eh? ’ ‘ Signing the rope? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I mean, one is work- ing for me. ’ ‘ Really?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I mean, where would you start? ’ ‘ I think I get the picture, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I mean, why?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I promoted him all the way to Postal Inspector? ’ ‘ Yes, Sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I put it in the tool box, did n’t I? ’ said Mad Al.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I suppose you do know about the people who died? ’ ‘ Oh, yes. ’ ‘ He said the place drove them mad in some way.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I think I can wipe the smile off his face, at least. ’ ‘ What are you going to do? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I think we can spare you a couple of hours, eh? ’ ‘ Oh, certainly, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I think we do. ’ ‘ Two hundred thousand? ’ said Greenyham.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I thought you deliver the mail, do n’t you? ’ ‘ No, Bill ’s right, sir, ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I told you yesterday?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I want them down at the Post Office as soon as possible. ’ ‘ What? ’ Miss Dearheart ’s normal expression of perpetual annoyance returned.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I was sorry to hear of the attack. ’ ‘ Attack, Mr Gilt?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if the Watch would talk to me?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if you know anything about it? ’ This watchman was a captain.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if you might have thought of any? ’ ‘ I was n’t actually expecting to die, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I wonder where he ’s been all this time?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I ’d be very grateful ’ ‘ So grateful that you wo n’t hang me, then? ’ said Moist, taking the pen.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I ’d better read it, shall I?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I ’d like you to put it here, sir! ’ ‘ What where? ’ said Moist, stirring uneasily in his rapidly- becoming- lukewarm tub.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I ’m barely a wasp at their picnic! ’ ‘ And what do people do to wasps, do you think? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I ’m dead, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I ’m no postman, I ’m just a fraud — ’ ‘ Mr Lipwig? ’ said a nervous voice from the doorway behind him.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I ’m not in some sort of trouble, am I? ’ he asked.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I ’m used to its funny little ways! ’ ‘ Hwhat is going on here? ’ said a voice full of offended ownership.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I ’m your Temporary Deacon for tonight, sir. ’ ‘ Is this necessary, Mr Groat? ’ sighed Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve got to go back in for the cat! ’ ‘ You are going to go back in there for a cat? ’ ‘ It ’s Mr Tiddles, ’ said Stanley primly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	If you could be a bit careful for a while?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	If you remember, we allowed him to take a small omniscope. ’ ‘ Did we?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	If you ’d care to follow me, sir? ’ Moist nearly burst out laughing.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	In an hour I ’m going back again, understand?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	In the beginning was a Word, but what is a word without it ’s messenger, Moist Von Lipwig?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	In the meantime, can you please find me a broomstick?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Incidentally, how did you know the money was there? ’ ‘ You do n’t believe in any gods? ’ ‘ No, of course not.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Incidentally, how did you know the money was there? ’ ‘ You do n’t believe in any gods? ’ ‘ No, of course not.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Including Mr Pump and two members of the City Watch? ’ ‘ Good heavens, did they? ’ ‘ Quite.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Including Mr Pump and two members of the City Watch? ’ ‘ Good heavens, did they? ’ ‘ Quite.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t it? ’ said Moist, uncertainty rising.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that the first tower on the way to Sto Lat? ’ ‘ No, it ’s the Watch station on the Hubwards Gate.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Is that important? ’ ‘ We like to be thorough. ’ Miss Cripslock gave him a sweet smile.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Is there a problem, Mr Camels? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Is this how he treats other people?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It Is A Pity You Misuse It. ’ ‘ Do you understand anything I ’m saying? ’ shouted Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It all sprang back eventually, did n’t it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It had all been good, positive stuff, had n’t it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It has been such a busy day, has it not?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It is going to be used for the civic good, is n’t it, Mr Lipwig? ’ ‘ Oh, yes.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It is practically painless. ’ ‘ Practically? ’ Moist was pushed, firmly, into a large and complex swivel chair.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It is very important. ’ ‘ On what business would that be? ’ ‘ Well.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It may be your last. ’ ‘ What? ’ ‘ The Grand Trunk Company kills people, Mr Lipwig.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It might just happen, yes?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It never does, though, ‘ cos this place is cursèd. ’ ‘ That ’s cursed with an extra ed? ’ ‘ Yes, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It pleased my mother. ’ ‘ Does she think it ’s true? ’ ‘ She does n’t want to think it is n’t. ’ No one does.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It removes part of the soul, you know. ’ ‘ And you believe that? ’ said Sacharissa.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It works for him. ’ ‘ He ’s going to wait for millions and millions of years? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It ’ll cost ten- ow- eleven pence per letter, got it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a matter of style, okay?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a skill, sir. ’ ‘ Could you teach other people? ’ ‘ I dare say, yes, ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It ’s in the right place. ’ ‘ The old wizard tower?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It ’s not important in the way that shutter mechanisms are, is it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It ’s probably a request for help, yes? ’ ‘ Yes.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It ’s right behind me, yes?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It ’s the dream, you see?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It ’s tough work and they do n’t get paid enough but they live to shift code, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	It ’s what we do. ’ ‘ What is happening?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Just a minor adjustment, if you do n’t mind? ’ ‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Just a minor adjustment, if you do n’t mind? ’ ‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Leaping at things with your claws out had worked for a million years, so why stop now?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Leave a message to say that the Postmaster General wishes to discuss a very large order. ’ ‘ Teemer and Spools?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Ledgers?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Let ’s just say they do n’t see the world in the same way as we do, okay?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Letters again, see?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Like, even a picture of a wizards ’ tower might be a bit magical itself?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Lipwig, was n’t it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Lipwig? ’ ‘ Did you, Mr Gilt? ’ said Moist, with what he knew was remarkably persuasive innocence.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Lipwig? ’ ‘ Did you, Mr Gilt? ’ said Moist, with what he knew was remarkably persuasive innocence.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Llamedos bluestone, is n’t it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Look at it like this, Moist thought, what have you got to lose?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Look at this place, will you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Look, it ’s falling down of its own accord anyway, okay?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Look, where would I run to? ’ The golem gave this some thought.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Looking for forgeries, you know?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	May I request even- handed treatment, though? ’ ‘ Your meaning? ’ said the wizard.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	May I request even- handed treatment, though? ’ ‘ Your meaning? ’ said the wizard.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Mind you, once a golem owns himself, it ’s a different matter. ’ ‘ Own?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Modern time ’s, eh? ’ He turned and raised his voice.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Moist gulped, and muttered: ‘ Haddock. ’ ‘ Really?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Moist von Lipwig?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Moist von Lipwig?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Money treated us as if we were things, and we died — ” ‘ ‘ Is there no law in this place?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	More fool me for thinking she did n’t care, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	More than a hammer, you understand?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	More than forty years ago? ’ ‘ What was it like?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	More than forty years ago? ’ ‘ What was it like?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Mr Axe, maybe?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Mr Groat thinks that every man is his own physician, I gather? ’ ‘ He makes his own medicines, ’ Moist explained.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Mr Groat, please! ’ ‘ Can I wear the winged hat while you ’re gone, sir? ’ Groat pleaded.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Mr Groat? ’ ‘ Yessir! ’ Groat actually saluted.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Mr Lipwig? ’ ‘ Er.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Mr Pony? ’ The engineer shifted uneasily.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Mr Pump has a day off coming? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Mr Pump? ’ ‘ Yes, Mr Lipvig? ’ said the golem.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Mr Pump? ’ ‘ Yes, Mr Lipvig? ’ said the golem.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Mr Pump? ’ ‘ Yes, Sir? ’ ‘ Mr Groat is in charge for the evening.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Mr Pump? ’ ‘ Yes, Sir? ’ ‘ Mr Groat is in charge for the evening.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Mr Tidd — the cat?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Much better than messenger pigeons. ’ ‘ Why? ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Murder?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Must rush, sir. ’ ‘ What coach are you taking out? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	My grandad told me the Post Office spent a fortune on getting it to work. ’ ‘ And lost their money, eh? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Needles?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Nicely done! ’ ‘ What ’re you drawing, Mr Lipwig? ’ said the boy, craning his neck.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	No Pigeons Could Achieve That Amount In Thousands Of Years, Sir. ’ ‘ Well, what are they made of, then? ’ ‘ Letters, Sir, ’ said the golem.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	No hard feelings? ’ ‘ No, no, ’ said Moist, rubbing the back of his head.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	No one had been near him?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	No?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Not just a description? ’ ‘ A lot of the very old ones have.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Not met him yet?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Now I must — ’ ‘ So you are challenging the clacks company? ’ The pencil hung poised over her notebook.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Now can we get on with it before I throw up? ’ ‘ Er.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Now let ’s pull Adrian up, shall we? ’ said Moist quickly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Now, feeling like an elder god leaning down through the clouds of some Armageddon and booming: ‘ Did n’t I tell you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Now, how would a man like that sign his name?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Now, just raise that lamp again, will you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Now, what I ’m going to do is call Igor — ’ ‘ Yeth, thur? ’ said Igor behind him.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Now, what do you want? ’ ‘ Tell me about your father, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Of course, it would n’t be polite to deliver mail before we ’d actually got it, sir, but it could be a close run thing, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Oggling at my trumpet- and- skittles?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Oh how we chuckled, thur. ’ ‘ And what happened? ’ ‘ One day he forgot and thtepped into it.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Oh, and do take his wig, will you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Oh, and when you ’ve done that could you locate my colleague Mr Gryle?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Oh, what am I thinking of?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Oh, you can call yourself postmaster, but where ’d you start to get this lot back working?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Oh, you could tell, could you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	On that subject, do remember what I said about getting everything tattooed with your name, all right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	One signature every couple of inches?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Only Anghammarad can talk at the moment; the frees have n’t helped the others yet — ’ ‘ Helped? ’ Miss Dearheart shrugged.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Open it to decide if it ’s important?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Or Mr Shovel?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Or his grandfather?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Or sleet?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Or something? ’ For a moment, the visible face above the ragged beard was that of a rabbit in a headlight.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Or was it rats?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Or who he has been? ’ Gryle did n’t waste breath on rhetorical questions.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Order it on Mr Horsefry. ’ ‘ Really, sir?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Our postmen do n’t break down so easily?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Pencil at the ready? ’ ‘ Are you seriously telling us you ’ll wait while the Grand Trunk prepares their message? ’ she said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Pencil at the ready? ’ ‘ Are you seriously telling us you ’ll wait while the Grand Trunk prepares their message? ’ she said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	People are sending letters to themselves! ’ ‘ What? ’ said Moist, mystified.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	People do n’t kill business rivals just like that, do they? ’ ‘ In Ankh- Morpork?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	People do n’t kill business rivals just like that, do they? ’ ‘ In Ankh- Morpork?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	People skills, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	People think it ’s funny! ’ ‘ Got the money? ’ ‘ Oh, yes, sir. ’ ‘ Then we ’re the ones who ’re laughing, ’ said Moist firmly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps I can clarify a few details? ’ said Lord Vetinari.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Pickled coelacanth?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Pigeons getting on okay, are they? ’ He peered around the loft.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Pins Monthly? ’ ‘ Oh dear, ’ said Groat, behind him.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Please?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Please?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Please? ’ He sighed, and hung the suit on an old letter rack, and crouched down.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Quite famous in this city. ’ ‘ Did n’t he build things?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Ready, then?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Really bread pudding? ’ ‘ Apparently so, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Remember the first printing of the one penny stamps that we had to cut out with scissors?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Remember, first thing tomorrow, all mail for Pseudopolis ten pence a go, okay? ’ ‘ Right you are, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Remember?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Remember? ’ ‘ All that pas’sed me by, Mrs Goodbody, ’ said the greengrocer stiffly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Remember? ’ ‘ You delivered a letter.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Rhino chunks?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Ringing doorbells and running away?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	See?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	See?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Seen anything you like? ’ ‘ A packet of pre- perforated pin papers and a tenpenny lucky dip bag, please, ’ said Moist loudly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Senior Postman Groat, right? ’ ‘ Off you go with, yes, probationary Senior Postman Groat, Stanley, ’ said Moist, as kindly as he could manage.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Shabadatwik?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Shall we dance, Miss Dearheart? ’ She was amazed and surprised and bewildered, and Moist von Lipwig liked that in a person.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Shall we go? ’ A little pressure lamp burned in the stuffy snugness of the locker room, its glow a globe of unusual brilliance.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Shall we go? ’ There was a stir when they climbed up into the chilly morning air, followed by a few boos and even some applause.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	She Is Looking For Someone With — ’ ‘ — a cigarette lighter? ’ said Moist quickly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	She said: ‘ How? ’ He said: ‘ Tobacconists.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	So I ’ve brought yer Boris. ’ ‘ Oh, yes? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	So instead he said: ‘ How? ’ The old postman pointed to the blue glow.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	So there was no harm in playing it straight for a few days, yes?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	So what do we do when people give us letters, sir? ’ Moist ’s brow wrinkled.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	So you know what we just done?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	So you ’re saying that delivering the old mail is a good thing? ’ ‘ Delivering the mail is the only thing, ’ said Moist, and hesitated again.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	So ’s you can give him another hint or two, maybe? ’ said the presiding voice, with scorn.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Some letters came out of that machine fifty years before they were posted! ’ ‘ Why did n’t you switch it off? ’ ‘ Could n’t, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Some people say — ’ ‘ What is your first name, Miss Cripslock? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Some pet name or nickname, some delightful little diminutive you do n’t mind being called? ’ ‘ Are you drunk? ’ she demanded.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Some pet name or nickname, some delightful little diminutive you do n’t mind being called? ’ ‘ Are you drunk? ’ she demanded.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Someone annoyed that their great- granddaddy ’s mail did n’t turn up? ’ ‘ I Could n’t Say, Sir. ’ ‘ I need some fresh air.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Someone ’s been having a go at us, sir. ’ ‘ That seems a bit drastic, Mr Pony? ’ said Greenyham.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Something gingham, I think, Mr Pump? ’ ‘ I Shall Arrange It, Postmaster, ’ said the golem.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Something to do with the Overhead. ’ ‘ What is the Overhead?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Sorry, was that the wrong thing to say?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Sorry. ’ ‘ Did I have my fingers crossed? ’ ‘ No.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Sorry. ’ ‘ Do you know how I came to work for the Trust? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Sounds like a bargain, right? ’ Groat looked torn between exultation and despair.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Spurred by the competition we are investing several hundred thousand dollars — ’ ‘ Several hundred? ’ said Greenyham.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Stamped. ’ ‘ And this is worth a penny? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Stanley fills them every day, regular as Tiddles. ’ ‘ Use those stairs a lot, then, do you? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Stanley?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Sticking undelivered mail wherever there ’s a space is n’t tampering with it? ’ ‘ That ’s more.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Still no attack of spinach?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Still want a horse with fizz? ’ Hobson ’s grin said it all: this is what I do to snooty buggers who try to mess me around.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Still, we ’ve showed them, eh, sir?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Strange events? ’ ‘ Yes! ’ ‘ How can I put this.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Stuffing all the dust in your mattress?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Surely that was n’t how freedom was supposed to work?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Surely the pigeons did n’t use it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Surely they were n’t torching the place over a matter of a few dollars?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Tell me where you ’ll get a better deal tonight, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Tell me, Mr Lipwig, do you know much about the history of this place? ’ ‘ Not too much.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Tell me, what do you want them to do? ’ said the woman.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	That means I get the extra gold button on m’sleeve and the pay, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	That seems rather — ’ ‘ Oh, in the old days there was dozens of smaller offices, see? ’ Groat added.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	That was how the game was supposed to go, was n’t it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	That will be okay, wo n’t it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	That ’s a skill of yours, is it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	That ’s all? ’ ‘ What? ’ said Jim.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	That ’s all? ’ ‘ What? ’ said Jim.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	That ’s, a, a — ’ ‘ Sin? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The Cabbage Growers ’ Co- operative — ’ ‘ Oh, the one on the town square?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The Grand Trunk was “ about people ” and the reporter had completely failed to ask what that meant, exactly?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The Overhead?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The Post Office?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The badge?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The bets?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The boys will be here in a minute — ’ ‘ The golems?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The building, I mean. ’ ‘ I saw most of it before it burned down. ’ ‘ But you never went on to the roof? ’ ‘ No.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The coaches always used to carry passengers too, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The desperate mad rattling and cries of ‘ How can it close on the damn thing but not open with it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The first interesting thing about angels?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The first pin, eh? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The frees are very insistent on that. ’ ‘ To make sure they ’re not mistreated? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The gods are not generally known for no- frills gifts, are they?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The golden suit. ’ ‘ No, they happened by accident — ’ ‘ Are you sure? ’ The room went quiet.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The house always wins. ’ ‘ Why do people like Gilt get away with it? ’ ‘ I just told you.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The inn ’s stables were round the back; all he had to do was pull himself up on to a horse, any horse — ‘ Mr Lipwig? ’ a big voice bellowed.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The old pile- of- clothes- on- the- seashore trick?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The one for the Seamstresses ’ Guild might have to go inside a plain brown envelope, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The one with stars on it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The only people who could know when a clacks tower would break down must work for the company, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The only time the Post Office could have looked like this was in the past, yes?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	The whole Trunk ’s a lash- up, it really is. ’ ‘ Why do we employ people like this? ’ said Stowley, looking bewildered.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Then I said I ’d tell you, sir, and they said — you want to know what they said, sir? ’ ‘ Hmm.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Then Wheezy said: ‘ Was that all real? ’ The breath clouds got denser.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Then she said, in a faraway voice: ‘ How well do you know the Post Office, Mr Lipwig?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Then she said: ‘ I did hear you correctly, did I?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	There will be a salary and, I believe, a hat. ’ ‘ You are offering me a job? ’ ‘ Yes, Mr Stippler, ’ said Vetinari.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	There ’s a door right in front of you, there ’s a letter box — Could he take a breather, Worshipful Master?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	There ’s a lady waiting for you in your office, sir. ’ ‘ Oh gods, not one of the daughters? ’ ‘ No, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	There ’s someone for everyone in this wonderful world, sir. ’ ‘ And we ’ve got other people looking for work, you say? ’ Groat beamed.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	They Say The Leopard Does Not Change His Shorts. ’ ‘ But you have to obey my orders, yes? ’ snarled Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	They Want To Know If You Have Finished With These Dogs. ’ ‘ Harry King? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	They believe the universe is doughnut- shaped. ’ ‘ Would that be a ring doughnut or a jam doughnut? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	They did n’t have paper in those days. ’ ‘ You really used to deliver messages for kings? ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	They do n’t cough when you talk to them?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	They get to you, do n’t they?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	They had them big glass drippy tinkling things up in the ceiling, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	They have no tongues. ’ ‘ And the Trust gives them some extra clay, eh? ’ said Moist cheerfully.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	They never listen, and then what happens?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	They say he ’s got an official chitty saying he ’s human, and who needs one of those, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	They say possession ’s nine points of the law, right? ’ ‘ And I possess a lot of golems, Mr Upwright, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	They were the kind of parties that entered urban mythology( Was it true about the chopped liver?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	They ’re on to us ’ ‘ Supposing I could get it on to the Trunk? ’ said Moist, staring at the lights.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	This is a stunt, do you understand?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	This is going to be about the privies again? ’ said Moist, his heart sinking.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Through your eyeballs the spirit of the letter would ascend unto Offler?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Throw it in the river?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Timber?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Trolls?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Twelve and a half per cent, for heavens ’ sake, did n’t anyone spot that?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Very well, Mr Lipwig, can you remember the next bit? ’ ‘ The next bit?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Very well, Mr Lipwig, can you remember the next bit? ’ ‘ The next bit?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Vetinari wanted people to use the post, did n’t he?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Vetinari?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Wanted To Ask The Postmaster A Question? ’ said the golem slowly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Was his father a postman?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Was it a — ’ ‘ You sent it on? ’ said Grandad.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Was it in good condition? ’ Groat insisted.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Was it that he ’d been on postal business?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Was it true?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Was it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Was n’t there always something wrong with them?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Was there a sudden cold sensation in the air?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Was there anything else? ’ Now there was a glint in her eye.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Waving at you? ’ The hangman glanced down at the clerk, who ’d struggled to the front of the crowd.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	We are agog! ’ ‘ Could you just stand back a little bit further, please, Mr Collabone? ’ said Ponder.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	We are here for your protection. ’ And what would you have done against a banshee?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	We can not have a drag on the public purse, can we?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	We can rebuild it faster and better! ’ ‘ How? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	We damn well did send it on! ’ ‘ Who was it from? ’ said Steve- oh.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	We had visitors last night. ’ ‘ The window? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	We just want people to know the Post Office is back again, understand? ’ A postman raised a hand.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	We know the lads. ’ ‘ You sure you want to hire the whole coach? ’ said Harry, as he rubbed down a horse.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	We must assume it was for the guidance which led your footsteps, at last, to a small wood among the cabbage fields. ’ ‘ It did?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	We ’ll send a message of our own, and do you know what?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	We ’ll send the bill to the Post Office, shall we? ’ ‘ I thought this said “ Free Hospital ” on the sign, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	We ’ll tell the world what happened to the Trunk. ’ ‘ You ’ve been talking to Killer about that? ’ said Alex.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	We ’ve got local signals to send, have n’t we? ’ ‘ Sure.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Well, I did! ’ ‘ Are you talking about sabotage here? ’ said Gilt.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Well, Miss Dearheart?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Well, Mister Postmaster?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Well, did n’t they?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Well, he just had to post a letter through a slot, did n’t he?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Well, the fifth floor would have to be clear, would n’t it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Well, they say a lot of the messages the clacks carries is about the clacks, okay?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Well?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Were you there?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Were you there?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Were you there?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Were you there?)
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What Gallows?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What I ’m saying is, right, what I ’m saying, narhmean, why wo n’t you, right, gimme a kiss, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What a shame the paper had only one front page, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What about the time when he brought in a troll stripper and three people jumped out of the window?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What about? ’ ‘ They drive each other up the wall!
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What can we do for you, Mr Lipwig? ’ ‘ Can you still run a service to Pseudopolis today? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What can we do for you, Mr Lipwig? ’ ‘ Can you still run a service to Pseudopolis today? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What can we do for you? ’ ‘ Carry my mailbags, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What can we say of the men who caused this, who sat in comfort round their table and killed us by numbers?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What could possibly bore a creature that was prepared to stare at the same thing for years at a time?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What did Vetinari expect?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What did he know about compound interest, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What did you do next?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What do we think of the Grand Trunk?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What do you expect to find?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What do you know about clacks codes? ’ said Undecided Adrian.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What do you say? ’ ‘ Is she an angel? ’ said Harry.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What do you say? ’ ‘ Is she an angel? ’ said Harry.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What do you think you are doing, gentlemen? ’ ‘ That, my lord, and with respect, is none of your business. ’ Lord Vetinari smiled.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What do you think? ’ ‘ That ’s a very clever idea, Stanley, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What else should we do with it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What happened in there?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What happened to him? ’ Stanley was shaking like a bush in a high wind.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What happened to the Post Office? ’ ‘ I Could n’t Say, Sir, ’ said Mr Pump placidly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What happened? ’ ‘ Only two lads were up there, where there should ’ve been three.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What harm could it do?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What is the problem, Mr Groat — Yes, what is it? ’ This was to a woman who was tugging at his sleeve.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What is the problem? ’ ‘ One of them was in the ladies ’.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What is there about this that frightens you? ’ ‘ So what ’s his game? ’ said Greenyham.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What is there about this that frightens you? ’ ‘ So what ’s his game? ’ said Greenyham.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What kind of Groat are you? ” and my face will be red and I will be knee deep in the ignominy.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What kind of a name is Reacher, anyway? ’ He threw big parties, that was certain.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What kind of attractive girl works for a bunch of clay men?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What kind of success would that be? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What made you think it would? ’ ‘ It always has.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What mail? ’ Moist tried not to get angry.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What next bit? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What now?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What other test could there be?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What should I do, Mr Stibbons?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What was it about hired muscle that made it impossible to get a suit to fit?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What was it you asked me, Tolliver? ’ ‘ Can I wear the hat, sir? ’ said Groat patiently.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What was it you asked me, Tolliver? ’ ‘ Can I wear the hat, sir? ’ said Groat patiently.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What was magic, after all, but something that happened at the snap of a finger?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What went on here?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What would be the point?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What would they do?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What ’d happen if I popped my clogs tomorrow, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What ’s a Nobbs? ’ ‘ Corporal Nobby Nobbs, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What ’s all those tiny lines called? ’ ‘ Cross- hatching.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What ’s going on here?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What ’s more important than us?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What ’s the difference?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What ’s this one?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What ’s this?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What? ’ Moist waved his hands wildly and knocked game pieces tumbling.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What? ’ he said, in response to a nudge.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What? ’ said Moist, bewildered.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	What? ’ said Moist, staring into the mirror.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	When I see one, I automatically read what the missing letters say. ’ ‘ And how can you do that, sir, when they ’re missing? ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	When was the last time he ’d slept in a decent bed?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	When we all know that it was a lumbering, smug, overstaffed, overweight monster of a place?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	When we were tol ’ it was all due to witches flying into the towers?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Where are we really eating tonight? ’ ‘ Le Foie Heureux, of course, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Where are you from?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Where is this place? ’ moaned Stowley, a man who believed in laying down some groundwork as soon as possible.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Where was I?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Where was the angel now?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Where was the harm in that?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Where was the magic in that?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Where were the gods when you needed them?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Where would you lay your hands on that kind of money, Lipwig? ’ ‘ Oh, I just place them together, Mr Gilt.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s he supposed to say that? ’ You had to move quickly, too.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s the sense in promising to achieve the achievable?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s the sense in that? ’ Something was really wrong.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s the sense in that? ’ ‘ Oh, you could n’t use the basement, sir, oh, not the basement, ’ said Groat, looking shocked.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Where? ’ said the woman.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Where? ’ ‘ You need a magnifying glass, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Who am I?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Who are all these people? ’ ‘ Left us totally in the dark most of the time — ’ said Greenyham.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Who are you trying to fool, Mr Lipwig? ’ ‘ Me, I think.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Who bought this?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Who told you that? ’ ‘ I Worked It Out.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Who was that, then? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Who will tell the tyrant he is a tyrant? ’ ‘ That ’s a tricky one, my lord, certainly, ’ said Drumknott, squaring up the files.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d buy one of those? ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d care?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d worry?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s John Dearheart? ’ ‘ He.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s he to say who ’s postmaster?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Who?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why are they buying stamps?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why do n’t you go and get your drink? ’ Moist got to the bar eventually, by dropping a handful of small change on the floor.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why had n’t the lead type melted, why had n’t the paper blazed rather than be part of this obscenity?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why have we got a tower up there, and who is using it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why is n’t he ruling the world?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why is this man ruling just one city?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why not write to your old granny? ’ ‘ I ate my grandmother, ’ growled a voice from high in the darkness.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why not? ’ said Moist, giving Groat a severe look.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why not? ’ ‘ Well, I.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why not? ’ ‘ You ’re using the wrong knife!
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why should I be upset, Mr Wilkinson? ’ ‘ Only the last bloke we had in this cell, he managed to get down that drain, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why should I make anything up, Archchancellor?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why was there the stink of lamp oil in the air?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why would a loft built for carrier pigeons have a semaphore tower?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why? ’ Miss Maccalariat folded her arms, causing both Moist and Mr Groat to shy backwards.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why? ’ ‘ Vetinari offered me the job, that ’s all, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Why? ’ ‘ ‘ cos a man from the Grand Trunk came round this afternoon and offered us big money for the business.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Will you face the postman ’s greatest challenge?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Will you stop that?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	With everything attached? ’ ‘ Quite probably, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	With the carved cabbage over the door? ’ said Moist, before he could stop himself.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	With the terrible halitosis? ’ ‘ Oh, you mean Dragonbreath Collabone? ’ said Ridcully, as realization dawned.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	With the terrible halitosis? ’ ‘ Oh, you mean Dragonbreath Collabone? ’ said Ridcully, as realization dawned.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	With you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Worth an overnight attempt at a delivery to Pseudopolis, maybe?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Would n’t the cats follow the rats?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Would the thought make you uncomfortable? ’ ‘ Yes, I suppose it would.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Would you like to have dinner tonight?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Would you mind strolling along to my study, please?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Wretched, is n’t it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Yes, we know people say his fingers were broken, but with a fall of that distance, hitting the tower on the way, can that really be surprising?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You are offering to carry clacks messages?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You carry your etchings with you to save time? ’ So it was a game, and he was invited to play.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You could n’t commit 0.021 of a murder, could you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You did read the pamphlet, did n’t you? ’ ‘ Er.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You do know what you are doing, do n’t you, Mr Lipwig? ’ ‘ Faith moves mountains, my lord, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You do n’t find this strange? ’ ‘ Yes, but even the high priests say he — ’ ‘ Lipwig is a showman, ’ snapped Gilt.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You do n’t happen to remember which one it was, do you? ’ ‘ I sort of felt the voice rather than heard it, ’ said Moist carefully.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You do n’t like werewolves? ’ They know who you are by your smell, thought Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You forbid, sir? ’ said Ridcully, turning on Greenyham in sudden fury.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You had to admit that the bastard had style — ‘ Huh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You have the files? ’ Drumknott ’s pale face bore for a moment the pained expression of a man forced to betray the high principles of filing.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You know how to pray, do n’t you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You know, one- two- three, one- two- three? ’ ‘ Have you gone completely mad? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You know, one- two- three, one- two- three? ’ ‘ Have you gone completely mad? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You know, sir?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You mean you just talked big and hoped something would turn up? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You really intend to continue with this folly, in the face of everything?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You really think so?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You take care of it, eh? ’ He pulled out a battered red journal and proffered it unsteadily.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You understand that?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You would n’t even see that the inkwells get filled every day! ’ ‘ Inkwells?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You ’ll do it easily, sir. ’ ‘ Do what? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You ’ll have to find someone to cut them out, of course. ’ ‘ Ca n’t you do that with some kind of machine? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You ’ll know where to hire men with ropes, steeplejacks, that sort of thing?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You ’re a damn golem? ’ The thing picked him up in one hand and slung him over its shoulder.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You ’re blackmailing the maître d ’? ’ ‘ No.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You ’re going to use golems as postmen, sir? ’ ‘ Yes.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You ’re nine thousand years old? ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You ’re not following me any more? ’ ‘ I Am Not Following You Any More. ’ ‘ So I ’m free to go? ’ ‘ I Am Not At Liberty To Say.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You ’re not following me any more? ’ ‘ I Am Not Following You Any More. ’ ‘ So I ’m free to go? ’ ‘ I Am Not At Liberty To Say.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You ’re playing the dwarf side, yes? ’ ‘ Yes.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You ’re sitting up in a tower in the mountains and you get a signal like that?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You ’re taking a broomstick? ’ ‘ Yes.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	You ’re thinking, hmm, maybe this time it will work, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Your life?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	Your young man said he hit something? ’ ‘ Stanley did say something about, oh, something flying around, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	angels?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	appointed, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	are we ready, everyone? ’ ‘ Not me! ’ said Moist quickly, to another round of general amusement.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	are you okay?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	are you truly Mr Moist von Lipwig the postmaster? ’ ‘ Yes, I am. ’ ‘ Without your hat? ’ Moist coughed.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	are you truly Mr Moist von Lipwig the postmaster? ’ ‘ Yes, I am. ’ ‘ Without your hat? ’ Moist coughed.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	but he will deliver ‘ em, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	but you ca n’t treat religion as a sort of buffet, can you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	crackers? ’ Moist said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	creepy?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	dead people live in it? ’ ‘ Look, Mr Lipwig, we just listen, okay, ’ said Jim.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	definitely not imported purebreds, you think? ’ ‘ Bet your life on it, sir, ’ said Groat cheerfully.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	did I actually rise up in the air, glowing gold? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	do I? ’ ‘ He Says You Do, Mr Lipvig, ’ said the golem.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	do we need a bigger stamp, do you think?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	do you know the second interesting thing about angels? ’ ‘ What angels? ’ said Moist, angry and bewildered.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	do you know the second interesting thing about angels? ’ ‘ What angels? ’ said Moist, angry and bewildered.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	do you mean those stocky little men in black suits and bowler hats? ’ ‘ The very same.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	er, where is the professor, in fact? ’ ‘ Oh, in the jar, for a certain value of “ in ”, ’ said Professor Pelc.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	even a Nobbs. ’ ‘ Nobbs?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	hang on, all right? ’ ‘ It ’s trying to push a dead mouse in my ear, ’ said a reproachful voice from below.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	hanging around?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	he does n’t think that delivering it now might be a bit on the tardy side? ’ ‘ No.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	he ’s waiting until the whole tidal wave business comes around again and this time he ’ll get there earlier and do it right? ’ ‘ Yes.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	hint that you ’re here, all right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	how about a stamp you can use only once? ’ ‘ You mean, like, not much ink? ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	how about a stamp you can use only once? ’ ‘ You mean, like, not much ink? ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	interesting? ’ Gilt handled it well, if you could n’t read the tells, the little signs.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	is it some kind of theatre organ? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	is there a hat? ’ ‘ If you like, ’ said Moist generously, folding up the sheet of stamps and putting them in his inside pocket.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	it ’s still Total Pins for you, is it? ’ he added, as if giving a fool one last chance to repent of his folly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	less clay?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	like moss?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	little overweight kids in nappies, all right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	make her some tea or something, will you? ’ said Moist, patting his jacket.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	messing about up there? ’ Groat ventured, almost invisible in the paper sleet.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	no, I feel that my offer might well be unusual, but cruel?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	oh, look, see that man there?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	oh, yes, tap out the message when they get there, see?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	old- fashioned? ’ ‘ Additional instructions? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	old- fashioned? ’ ‘ Additional instructions? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	on a clacks?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	one hundred thousand dollars? ’ That did it.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	people have to wait until they see a postman?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	perhaps a teensy bit quieter, then? ’ ‘ Certainly, Miss Maccalariat, ’ said Moist obediently.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	perhaps an aunt, then? ’ He wrinkled his nose.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	prayers? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	prunes? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	rebake him, or something? ’ It sounded hopeless even as Moist said it.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	second- hand beer, probably? ’ ‘ I do n’t know.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	sharper? ’ The big man gave him a carefully blank look.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	so I pulled him out. ’ ‘ The whole place is full of undelivered mail? ’ They were back in the locker room.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	some people did n’t like getting their mail, sir. ’ ‘ Things got posted through the wrong doors? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	that was a Look, was n’t it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	that was just to scare me, right? ’ ‘ You leave it to me, sir, ’ Groat whispered.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	the Dogs of the World will Break their Teeth upon Him. ” And he did show us a sign, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	the glass ceiling? ’ said Lord Vetinari brightly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	there is another reason, too. ’ ‘ And that is —? ’ ‘ I ’m not Reacher Gilt.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	they can deliver messages in the dark? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	they do n’t care what they leaves out on the path on these dark mornings! ’ ‘ Did the Unfranked Man cry out? ’ the voice said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	time off? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	was n’t one of the men who ’d led him down here missing the tips of his fingers on one hand?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	well, dull? ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	well, thank you, anyway. ’ ‘ What are you doing at the Post Office, Mr von Lipwig? ’ said the woman, as he opened the door.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	well, then, if he ’s sick put young Alfred on the evening run and — ’ He stopped when he saw Moist, and then said, ‘ Yes, sir?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	what about bankers, landlords, even barmen?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	what about post to the other cities? ’ ‘ Five pence to Sto Lat, ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	what did you use to do? ’ Rob.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	what did you use to do? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	what were you saying about the coach people? ’ ‘ They give me lip, sir, that ’s what they give me, ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	what? ’ said Moist, who was staring at the wall with a strange, faraway grin.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	who ’d notice?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	why ca n’t the mail coaches take it? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	why do you wear a false beard?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	why not? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	will you take the job?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	would you mind signing the rope beforehand, sir?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	yes, send clerk Brian. ’ ‘ Brian, sir? ’ said Drumknott.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	yes? ’ You are the Postmaster!
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	you just sat there? ’ said Aggy.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	you would n’t care to say “ No, no, do n’t do it, you ’re being far too brave! ” would you? ’ he added.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	you would n’t like to give me a hint, p’raps? ’ ‘ Please go and get on with your work, Mr Groat, ’ said Moist severely.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	you ’re the Smoking Gnu, are n’t you? ’ ‘ Ah, with a mind like that I can see why you ’re Mr Groat ’s boss, ’ said Sane Alex.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ A big horned helmet? ’ ‘ Yes.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ A bit of a connoisseur, are we, sir? ’ he said, winking.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ A decent doctor, even? ’ ‘ There ’s the Lady Sybil Free Hospital, ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ A golem?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ A soiree? ’ ‘ Exactly tho, thur, ’ said Igor impassively.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ A winged skeleton? ’ Moist had said, with what surely sounded like genuine surprise.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Adrian? ’ said Mad Al uncertainly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ah, so you too have heard people saying he was murdered? ’ said Vetinari, his eyes on Reacher Gilt ’s face.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ah, that ’d be some amazing mystic force leakin ’ out, eh? ’ said Groat desperately.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ah?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ah? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ All right, Mr Pump?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ All right, but why “ Smoking Gnu ”? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ All right, what are the rules here? ’ he demanded.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ All this? ’ ‘ Neither rain nor fire, Mr Aggy! ’ said Moist sharply.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ All together, lads: Strewth, what do they make these flaps out of, razor blades? ’ There was a resentful silence.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Am I in trouble, Mr Drumknott? ’ ‘ I would n’t care to say, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ An old book, say, battered, almost spineless, found in a box of rubbish? ’ ‘ Well.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And I know the souls of dead linesmen stay on the Trunk. ’ ‘ Who told you that? ’ said Grandad.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And Mr Whobblebury? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And does he stand in the Gloom of Night? ’ the voice demanded.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And for yourself? ’ said Gilt.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And he ’ll get me to Sto Lat, will he? ’ ‘ Oh, at the very least, sir, ’ said Hobson.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And how can I assist the Times? ’ he said, sitting down and giving her a non- condescending smile.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And how would they know no one had been near him? ’ Groat leaned forward and lowered his voice conspiratorially.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And in the morning I want you to find my bedroom, okay?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And nobody notices? ’ There were three smug smiles.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And some guards. ’ ‘ Ah, you think you ’ll be attacked? ’ said Harry, squeezing the towel bone dry with barely an effort.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And that means what, exactly? ’ Moist demanded.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And that means what, exactly? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And that stuff? ’ Moist pointed.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And the goddess Czol? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And the wings? ’ said the boy.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And they do n’t tell visitors? ’ ‘ Now, how ’d they do that, sir? ’ said Groat, in a kindly voice.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And they do n’t tell visitors? ’ ‘ Now, how ’d they do that, sir? ’ said Groat, in a kindly voice.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And tomorrow, ’ he said, ‘ I ’ll definitely get the chandeliers back! ’ ‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what could you deliver? ’ said Gilt.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what is that supposed to mean, pray? ’ said Greenyham, with just a little too much indignation.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what ’s that, Stanley? ’ said Moist, climbing down off the chair.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And where will you lay your hands on one hundred thousand dollars? ’ ‘ Hah.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And who are they, exactly? ’ ‘ That was us last night, sir, ’ said Aggy, beaming.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you do n’t possess any deeds, mortgages or bills of sale. ’ ‘ Yeah?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you have discovered nothing about Mr Lipwig? ’ Gilt said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you spotted this in the street?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you will decide if he is a postman? ’ he said softly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And? ’ said Harry.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And? ’ said Moist, after a pause.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ And? ’ ‘ Yes, Hugo ’s, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Another accidental fall? ’ ‘ Oh, no, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Another large brandy, should I say? ’ ‘ I would n’t say no!
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Any comments, Mr Lipwig? ’ ‘ No, my lord, not really. ’ ‘ Hmm.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Any good ideas? ’ he asked.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Any of you Fellows know what this is all about? ’ he said, raising his voice above the din.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anything else? ’ The boy put a sheet of slightly damp greeny- grey stamps on the desk.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anything wrong with that? ’ ‘ Well.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anywhere in the world?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Archchancellor, I would be grateful if you would instruct your student to continue, please? ’ he said in the same calm tone.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are n’t you being rather ambitious, Mr Lipwig? ’ she said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are the boys settling in okay? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are they angry?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are they giving you medicine? ’ ‘ Hah, they call it medicine, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you Moist? ’ said one of the figures.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you a theologian, sir? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you all right, sir? ’ ‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you all right, sir? ’ ‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you going to tell me that the ghost of my brother put the idea in your head? ’ she said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you ill? ’ she said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you still going to lie if I ask you how? ’ ‘ Yes, I think so. ’ ‘ Good.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure you wo n’t wait?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure? ’ ‘ Yes, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Arsenic? ’ ‘ Very natural, sir, ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ As I understand it, ’ said Moist, ‘ the gift of sausages reaches Offler by being fried, yes?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ As good as that, eh? ’ ‘ It ’s like.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ As in phase- space? ’ said Ponder, hopefully.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Back again, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Be the inkwells filled, Apprentice Postman Stanley? ’ he intoned.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Be you the Unfranked Man? ’ growled one of them, as he approached.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Bloody hell, Steve- oh, you really do n’t know when to shut up, do you? ’ said Roger.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Bread pudding?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Bricks, cobbles, who cares? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ But I ’ve got to be up and doing, sir, up and doing! ’ ‘ Are you sure you ’re all right? ’ said Moist, staring at the mess of scabs.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ But I ’ve got to go and prepare a few things. ’ ‘ Aha, yes! ’ said Mr Groat, winking. ’ “ A few things ”, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ But Until You Are Settled In I Am Also Instructed To Accompany You For Your Own Protection. ’ ‘ Against who?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ But come back in ten minutes, will you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ But in common, everyday reality I did n’t? ’ ‘ You Were Lit, As It Were, By An Inner Fire, Sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ But in the specificality, sir, I ’d say it ’s very efficacious. ’ ‘ Meaning what? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ But of course that ’s the problem, is it not?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ But people always worry about that at a time like this, do n’t they?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ But the trouble is- what ’s your first name, Mr Groat? ’ Moist asked.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ But what I ’m getting at is this: if you were to read this letter it would be as though Offler himself was reading it, am I right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ca n’t you put it off until then? ’ ‘ No, I do n’t think so. ’ ‘ Sorry, ’ said Undecided Adrian.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ca n’t you walk, Tolliver? ’ ‘ Yessir, but I fights ‘ em, fights ‘ em, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I ask a question? ’ ‘ Go ahead, please. ’ ‘ Why ’d you give those bastards just those middle pages? ’ ‘ Two reasons, Jim.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I ask a question? ’ ‘ Go ahead, please. ’ ‘ Why ’d you give those bastards just those middle pages? ’ ‘ Two reasons, Jim.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I bother you? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I not? ’ said Vetinari.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I see the picture, Mr Groat? ’ said Stanley eagerly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can he fly? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you help me, Mr Groat? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you make another delivery to Sto Lat, sir? ’ he shouted.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you really afford this on a government salary, Mr Lipwig? ’ said Miss Dearheart as they sat down.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you really read my thoughts? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Care to raise your offer? ’ ‘ Okay.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Come on, Mr Spangler, you do n’t want me to get into trouble, do you? ’ said the hangman, patting him on the shoulder.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Commercially?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Cup of tea, Mr Lipwig? ’ He looked up from his work into the slightly strange face of Stanley.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Cup of tea, Mr Lipwig? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Cup of tea, Mr Lipwig? ’ said the voice of Stanley, behind him.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Dear me, Mr Lipwig, do the gods approve of gambling? ’ he said, and gave a short laugh.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did I do anything else? ’ ‘ You Gave A Very Inspirational Speech, Sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did n’t you read what it said over the door? ’ ‘ Yes.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you know that? ’ ‘ You know they ’ll never really die while the Trunk is alive, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you know there was a watchman on duty outside the bank almost all afternoon? ’ ‘ A fat man?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you know there was a watchman on duty outside the bank almost all afternoon? ’ ‘ A fat man?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Dinner tonight, Miss Dearheart? ’ he shouted.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do You Have A Command For Me? ’ said the remains of Anghammarad, standing up.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do You Want To Know The Rules, Mr Lipwig? ’ He looked around in desperation.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do n’t you think that ’s unfair, Mr Stibbons? ’ The wizard looked puzzled.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do they bite their husbands ’ heads off on their wedding night? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you call this a life? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you come in here often? ’ said Moist, slipping on to it quickly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you have a young lady? ’ ‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you have a young lady? ’ ‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you have any other name?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you intend to deliver all the backlog of mail, Mr Lipwig? ’ ‘ If at all possible, yes, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you know a good bookmaker?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you mind speeding up a bit, Mr Spangler? ’ said the hangman.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you really think all this deters crime, Mr Trooper? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you really think so? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you recognize this, Mr Spools? ’ ‘ What, is that a pin paper? ’ Mr Spools beamed.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you recognize this, Mr Spools? ’ ‘ What, is that a pin paper? ’ Mr Spools beamed.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think I ca n’t see all those little chalk outlines?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think he has got gods on his side? ’ said Greenyham.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think it ’s likely to happen again? ’ Vetinari stood at the window after they had left, watching the city below.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think people might want to buy them at two hundred times what they cost? ’ ‘ No, sir! ’ said Stanley.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think the gods will carry his mail coach for him?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think you ’re playing a game with them?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you want to buy any stamps for it? ’ said Moist, taking the packet.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you want to cook down here? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you want to know something really interesting, Mr Lipwig? ’ said Stanley, hurrying up.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Does it lead to the river? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Does n’t this place give you the creeps?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Does that claim strike anyone else as odd?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Doing what?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Drumknott, does the housekeeper have a store cupboard on this floor, do you know? ’ ‘ Oh, yes, my lord, ’ said the clerk.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ D’you want it fast or cheap or good, gentlemen? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Each. ’ ‘ Sixty thousand dollars? ’ said Moist, sitting up.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Eight to one odds on? ’ he shouted.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ El Dorado or what? ’ The suit was cloth of gold, or whatever actors used instead.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Enough of dark comments and mutterings, do you understand?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Er, you did get given the big keyring, sir? ’ Groat enquired, his voice trembling with innocence.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ever heard of Bloody Stupid Johnson?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Excuse me if I do n’t get up. ’ ‘ Your horse, er, has run away after kicking three men, I ’m sorry to say. ’ ‘ Really?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Excuse me, Professor Goitre?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Excuse me?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Fair ’s fair, eh? ’ ‘ I want to get it right, ’ said Moist haughtily, watching the clerk negotiate his way around a large troll.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Fancy a cup of tea? ’ Moist got up slowly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Feeling anything? ’ said Groat, after a while.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ For the last time: be you the Unfranked Man? ’ This time there was real menace in the voice.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Four in five weeks, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Gold?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Good heavens, wherever did you hear that? ’ ‘ It ’s written on.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Good job you do, eh? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Good job you ’ve got your armour, eh? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Got to follow Regulations, sir. ’ ‘ For what?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ H- hello? ’ he called, into the cavernous darkness of the hall.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Had all the kids you want, have yer? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have n’t you? ’ said Lord Vetinari, in apparent surprise.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have they won? ’ ‘ No, ’ said Moist, but they picked up the edge in his voice.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have we won? ’ ‘ The Archchancellor will have to decide that, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you been stuck at the bottom of a hole in the ground for the last hundred years? ’ ‘ No, Mr Lipvig, ’ said the golem.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you ever met anyone else that Killer had a good word for? ’ said Mad Al.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you got books?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you read some of these letters? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ He must have known where the money was. ’ ‘ You think so?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ He was investigating for Vetinari, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’d never get the arse bitten out of his trousers. ’ ‘ So you all agree a golem is suitable to become a postman? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’s dead? ’ said Princess.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’s given you the bird? ’ Moist smiled.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’s government! ’ ‘ Every tower on the Trunk? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’s seen this? ’ he croaked.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Head of Stamps, sir?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hell, they ’re still called mail coaches, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hello? ’ he said again.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Here ’s your double brandy, sir, and I ’ve 0.0003 killed you ’?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hey, do n’t I get breakfast? ’ ‘ Breakfast is n’t until seven o’clock, sir, ’ said the warder reproachfully.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hmm? ’ he said, aware that he ’d missed something.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hmm? ’ said Moist, looking at the letter.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hmm? ’ said Vetinari, moving his head to look at the board from a slightly different viewpoint.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ How about a cup of tea? ’ Mad Al picked a pigeon feather out of his mug.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ How are you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ How can you follow me?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ How come you know so much, sir?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did you know that? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ How do you know her? ’ ‘ We used to work with her brother, ’ said Mad Al.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ How d’you mean, sharper? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ How exactly will you do that? ’ she managed.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ How many golems are for hire right now, Miss Dearheart? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ How many postmen can you muster? ’ ‘ About a dozen, sir, but what shall we — ’ ‘ Get the mail moving, Mr Aggy!
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ How was that for you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ How ’s it going, Postal Inspector? ’ said Moist cheerfully.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Huh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Huh? ’ ‘ That ’s what they call it, ’ said Harry.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I Can Speak With All The Voices Of Men. ’ ‘ Really?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I Should Have Let Him Kill You? ’ said the golem.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I Will Stay Here, Please. ’ HERE?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I asked if you have any last words, Mr Spangler? ’ said the hangman.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I did n’t say I did, did I?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I did promise, did I? ’ she said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I do n’t know if you have been following this interesting little etymological debate? ’ ‘ No, sir, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I do n’t know, my lord. ’ ‘ You do n’t? ’ ‘ No, sir. ’ ‘ Ah, ’ said Vetinari.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I expect you have had a busy night? ’ ‘ Sorry, sir, ’ said Moist, forcing himself upright.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I expect you know what this is about? ’ ‘ No. ’ Gryle was not a man for small talk or, if it came to it, any talk at all.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I hope you ’re not funning with me, Mr Lipwig? ’ she demanded.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I like to see the old place still standing, really I do, but it ’s all about the clacks these days, is n’t it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I mean, in the fresh air?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I resent the allegation! ’ ‘ Is this why you appear so confident? ’ snarled Gilt.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I said is it true you ’re opening the old place again? ’ she repeated.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I said it wo n’t work?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I said it ’s a skill, did n’t I?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I said, could I go and put this in my collection, Postmaster? ’ said Stanley.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I told ‘ em, I told ‘ em I was the Assistant Head Postmaster and they said “ so what? ” sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I was thinking that we do have the clacks now. ’ ‘ The clacks? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I will move the mail! ’ You will move the mail?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I will thee if he can be dithturbed. ’ ‘ Are any of the others here?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I wish you ’d given me more warning, you know?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I wonder if that engineer will find any evidence that the strange message was put on the clacks by human hands? ’ he wondered aloud.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I wonder if, uh, at this point at least we could discuss the matter with you privately, your lordship? ’ said Greenyham.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I wondered why that old stone tower on the way to Sto Lat was n’t used when the Trunk was built?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’m sorry?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’m the new postmaster. ’ ‘ No kidding? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Idle chitchat? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Igor, would you say that I ’m insane? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ In the interest of hanky- panky avoidance? ’ ‘ No, Mr Lipvig, ’ the golem rumbled.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ In theory it could knock out every tower, Mr Lipwig. ’ ‘ Are you insane as well as mad? ’ said Sane Alex.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Indeed?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Indeed? ’ said Vetinari.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is everything all right, Mr Groat? ’ he called down.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is he blind? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is is worth it? ’ said Jim.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is it any good? ’ ‘ Some people do n’t die. ’ ‘ That good, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is it any good? ’ ‘ Some people do n’t die. ’ ‘ That good, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is n’t there a ceremony or something? ’ ‘ Oh, that ’s Tolliver, that is, ’ said the Worshipful Master.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that all right, sir?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that all this is about?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is there a hospice in this city? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is there a problem, sir? ’ ‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is there a problem, sir? ’ ‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is there a problem? ’ said Miss Cripslock.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is there anyone there? ’ There was fortunately no reply, but there was some scrabbling up near the roof.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is there anything else I can help you with? ’ He stood up, to indicate that a wizard ’s time is valuable.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is there anything else? ’ she said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is there some problem, gentlemen? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is this not an original Hnaflbaflsniflwhifltafl slab?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ It goes on and on, sir — ’ ‘ And that ’s what the clacks people gave you? ’ the Archchancellor demanded.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s Gilt ’s, is n’t it? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s a trick of some sort! ’ ‘ By whom, sir? ’ roared Ridcully.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s pretty crude. ’ ‘ Really every tower? ’ said Moist again.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s really not a good idea to touch them heaps! ’ ‘ Floors liable to collapse, Mr Groat? ’ said Moist cheerfully.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s to do with signs. ’ ‘ Signs, sir? ’ said Groat, trying to keep close to the walls.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s very crude. ’ ‘ Will it knock out a tower? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s your Plan, eh, sir? ’ ‘ It ’s a wonderful plan, Jim! ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Jim, do I look all right? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Junior Postman Groat? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just make it quick, okay? ’ The creature kept looking at the golden suit; they had a magpie ’s eye for glitter.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just the mailbags?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just where will you get the money to have this place rebuilt? ’ ‘ The gods will provide, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Keen? ’ said Anghammarad.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Last month was olden days? ’ Lord Vetinari stood looking out of his window.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Leaving so soon, Mr Lipwig?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Let ’s talk about that, shall we? ’ said Gilt.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Lipwig, are yer? ’ He snapped out of a dream of chandeliers to see a thickset man in front of him.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Little pictures of Lord Vetinari? ’ she said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Look, Bob, what part of this do n’t you understand, eh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Look, have I got spinach between my teeth? ’ ‘ Have You Eaten Spinach Today, Sir? ’ said Mr Pump.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Look, have I got spinach between my teeth? ’ ‘ Have You Eaten Spinach Today, Sir? ’ said Mr Pump.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Look, ’ said Moist quickly, ‘ that ’s not important, is it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Lord Vetinari appointed him postmaster and he ’s walked the Walk! ’ ‘ Vetinari?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Make ‘ is flesh creep! ’ ‘ Yeah, heard about that one? ’ said Jim, looking slyly at Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ May I take your highly notitheable long hooded cloak, thur?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Miss Dearheart told you about me, did she? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Miss Maccalariat got a load of cheap paper from Spools. ’ ‘ Miss Maccalariat? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Antimony Parker? ’ said Moist urgently.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Gilt not with you? ’ he said, winking.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Groat? ’ Moist repeated.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Lipvig Came Through The Ceiling. ’ ‘ Ah, so he found it, eh? ’ said Groat triumphantly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Lipvig? ’ Shame I missed my throat, Moist thought.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Lipwig? ’ He looked up.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Lipwig? ’ she said brightly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Pony, you are the chief engineer of the Grand Trunk, are you not? ’ said Vetinari, before the babble could rise again.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Pump, be so good as to put the broom on the coach, would you? ’ ‘ Broom? ’ said Gilt, looking up sharply.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Pump, be so good as to put the broom on the coach, would you? ’ ‘ Broom? ’ said Gilt, looking up sharply.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Pump, if you would be so good as to step over there and pry out our letters, please? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Pump, is there any reason why one of the golems ca n’t have a new name? ’ he asked.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Pump, just break one of Mr Lipwig ’s fingers, will you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Pump? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Pump? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Pump? ’ ‘ The Mail Coaches Were Never Sold Off, ’ the golem rumbled.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Reacher Gilt? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr Stibbons? ’ Two packages were handed over.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mrthth Glowbury, you did thay you had a thithter in Quirm? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ My goodness, does n’t it? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Nice to have met you, Mr Lipwig. ’ ‘ That ’s it? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ No doubt there will be some little ceremony for the newspapers? ’ ‘ I have n’t actually planned that, sir, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ No offence, but you ’ve got a bit more colour than the average penpusher. ’ ‘ Dark clerks? ’ said Moist, and then recollection dawned.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ No one has been behaving oddly? ’ ‘ In the Post Office, captain, it ’s very hard to tell.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ No one said it had to be a letter, eh? ’ He waved a hand over the tip of the cue, which grew a powdering of fresh chalk.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ No plan? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Not disturbing anything, then? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Not something alive, then?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Not something you find every day, eh? ’ said Dave.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Not upset, are you, sir? ’ ‘ Upset?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Not upset, are you, sir? ’ ‘ Upset?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Nothing is going to happen, is it? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Nothin’ from the Post Office? ’ said Ridcully.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Now, can you follow me? ’ ‘ I ’ve got all the stamps, ’ said Stanley.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Now, if you will — ’ ‘ You ’re cocking a snook at the clacks people again, are n’t you? ’ said the journalist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Now, stick right behind me, okay? ’ ‘ What about Mr Tiddles, Mr Lipwig? ’ said Stanley, suddenly looking worried.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Now, stick right behind me, okay? ’ ‘ What about Mr Tiddles, Mr Lipwig? ’ said Stanley, suddenly looking worried.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh yes? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, so you ’re an alarm clock too? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Olden days? ’ she said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ One hundred dollars should more than cover it? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ One hundred thousand?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ One minute I ’m being hanged, next minute you ’re employing me? ’ ‘ Let me see.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Or are we going to exit via the kitchens? ’ ‘ I believe I have adequate funds, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Or perhaps a shirt? ’ he added.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Otherwise how in the world would people be able to find out what we want them to think?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Pardon, Archchancellor? ’ ‘ That ’s the message, ’ said Ridcully.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Pardon? ’ said Moist, tea halfway to his lips.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Parole officer? ’ ‘ Yes.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Perhaps he remembered another engagement? ’ said Lord Vetinari.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Perhaps it was an extra large pigeon?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Pigeons? ’ suggested Adrian.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Postal Inspector?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Postmen, what is the Second Oath? ’ the echoing voice commanded.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Postmen, what is the Third Oath? ’ shouted Groat triumphantly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Postmen? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Pot? ’ he said at last.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Put it on a sign outside?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really, sir?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really? ’ said Vetinari, raising his eyebrows.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really? ’ ‘ Er, no.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Remember what it says on the building! ’ ‘ Mrs Cake? ’ Moist mumbled, and then thought: was it rain or snow?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Remember what it says on the building! ’ ‘ Mrs Cake? ’ Moist mumbled, and then thought: was it rain or snow?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Remember?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Remember?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Rig up some kind of table for a counter, will you? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Run along to Hobson ’s Livery Stable and tell them I want a good fast horse, right?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Running errands, eh? ’ said Groat nervously.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ See the big clacks tower over there on the Tump? ’ said Vetinari, gesturing.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ See this hat? ’ he said, pointing.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ See to Mr Groat, will you? ’ Miss Dearheart looked down at the old man ’s bloodstained shirt.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ See, Alex?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ See?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ See? ’ he said triumphantly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Seems yer think I hire tired old horses, sir, do you? ’ said Willie Hobson.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sell or hire? ’ said Moist, lowering his hands with care.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Senior Postman Thompson, is n’t it? ’ ‘ Yes, sir!
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Senior Postman? ’ ‘ I am the postmaster in this vicinity, yes? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Senior Postman? ’ ‘ I am the postmaster in this vicinity, yes? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sergeant Colon, sir, at your service. ’ ‘ What happened to him? ’ said Moist, horrified.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Shall I tell you about angels, Mr Lipwig? ’ said the Patrician pleasantly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ She has decided to work for me? ’ ‘ Well, you know what it ’s like with Post Office people, sir, ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ She must be properly clothed, of course. ’ ‘ Clothed? ’ said Moist weakly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Should he not be trying to learn his own? ’ ‘ Oh, that ’s just Thud!
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Should it really be you that takes the mail, sir? ’ ‘ Who else?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Should it really be you that takes the mail, sir? ’ ‘ Who else?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Should we be telling him about this? ’ said Sane Alex.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Six horses? ’ said Moist, as they rattled up Broadway.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Slow down a bit when you get to the old wizard tower, will you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ So what? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ So you know something about pins, do you? ’ he said, in what he hoped was a jovial voice.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry about that, sir. ’ ‘ And how much will it cost? ’ asked Gilt dreamily, without opening his eyes.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry about your pins, Stanley. ’ ‘ Pins? ’ said the boy.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry, Mr Lipwig? ’ said Stanley.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry, my lord?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry, sir? ’ Moist coughed.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry, sir? ’ ‘ Oh, nothing, Mr Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry, sir? ’ ‘ Oh, nothing.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Stanley! ’ ‘ Yes, Mr Lipwig? ’ said the boy, behind him.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Stanley, go and help Mr Lipwig ’s assistant find a shovel, will you? ’ said Groat, raising his voice.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Stanley?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Started out at nine, so it ’s fresh, okay? ’ ‘ But it ’s only just struck a quarter past ten!
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Stolen?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sure about that, sir? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Surely they ca n’t be damaged, can they? ’ he managed.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ S’. W.A.L.K? ’ said Mr Parker.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ S’orry? ’ Parker shouted.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Take it away, will you, Mr Groat? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Teh, is it really?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tell me, Drumknott, ’ he said, ‘ would you say I ’m a tyrant? ’ ‘ Most certainly not, my lord, ’ said Drumknott, tidying the desk.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Thank you, Mr Groat, ’ he said, but in case this counted as an attempt at bribery, he added sternly: ‘ The mail, Mr Groat?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ That broom?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ That means I can promote, yes?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ That was evil. ’ ‘ What sort of person could dream up something like that? ’ said Mad Al.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s not how we deal with this, is it? ’ ‘ That ’s Post Office property!
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s what we call it. ’ ‘ Why ’s he got a leaf there? ’ said Stanley.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ That, sir?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ The Post Office?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ The bookies think I ’m going to win?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ The ink is free gratis. ’ ‘ Did you think that up yourself? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ The one who could blow a hole in a silver plate? ’ ‘ Yes, Archchancellor, ’ said Ponder patiently.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ The people out on the towers, they want to be proud of what they do, yes?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ The postmen had to work too hard? ’ ‘ Oh, postmen always work too hard, sir, ’ said Groat, without blinking.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ The prospect of freedom? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ The rate for delivery anywhere in the city is a penny, is n’t it? ’ ‘ Except for the Shades, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ The whole Trunk? ’ ‘ In theory, ’ said Mad Al, ‘ because an execute and terminate code — ’ Moist relaxed as the tide came back in.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ The woodpecker? ’ ‘ No, not like that.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Then Who Is This Doing The Listening? ’ EVERYTHING THERE WAS ABOUT YOU THAT ISN’T CLAY.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ There is an alternative, Mr Lipwig? ’ ‘ It really is private property, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ They are moral creatures. ’ O- kay, thought Moist, bit of a sore point there, then?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ They do n’t have a knife for stabbing rich murdering bastards? ’ she said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ They threw his bag in the river, too. ’ ‘ Does that normally happen to postmen? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ They want the envelopes back? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ This Anghammarad ’s got a name?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is all fascinating?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ This should be interesting. ’ ‘ Promise? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ This? ’ said Moist, opening his hand.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tiddles?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Voices?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was n’t he the man who specified quicksand as a building material because he wanted a house finished fast? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was there something else, Mr Stibbons? ’ Ponder looked at his clipboard.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was what? ’ ‘ Was it seen again? ’ There was a sudden hunted look in Mr Horsefry ’s eyes.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was what? ’ ‘ Was it seen again? ’ There was a sudden hunted look in Mr Horsefry ’s eyes.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ We do n’t like to — ’ ‘ Are you the postmaster? ’ said a withering voice behind Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ We had to be sure, all right? ’ ‘ I ’m the postmaster, then? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ We had to be sure, all right? ’ ‘ I ’m the postmaster, then? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ We ’ll go with that, shall we? ’ Moist narrowed his eyes.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ We ’re not sending the Woodpecker. ’ ‘ What do you mean? ’ said Adrian, dropping his rope.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, Mr Groat, do I have an office?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, Mr Groat? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, he ’s had practice. ’ ‘ What ’s that box he ’s got riveted to his arm? ’ ‘ That?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, he ’s had practice. ’ ‘ What ’s that box he ’s got riveted to his arm? ’ ‘ That?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What Shall I Do? ’ I BELIEVE YOU HAVE FAILED TO UNDERSTAND MY LAST COMMENT.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you going to do, then? ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you suggesting? ’ said Nutmeg.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What did you have to tell him that for? ’ ‘ Mr Groat! ’ snapped Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do they need time off for?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do we do if people give us new mail? ’ ‘ Er.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you mean, sir? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you mean? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you say, Mr Greenyham? ’ said Vetinari.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you think, Mr Groat? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you think, Postmaster? ’ said the clerk.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you think? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What does she want me for? ’ ‘ Could n’t say, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What final test are you goin’ on about, George Aggy?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What happened to him? ’ said Moist, lifting him gently.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What happened to my clothes? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is life but a lottery, Mr Gilt? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is this place?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What just happened? ’ said Miss Dearheart.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What kind of anything? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What makes you think that, man? ’ ‘ Because it says it is n’t, ’ Collabone quavered.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What name did he sign, Drumknott? ’ The clerk craned his head.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What order? ’ he said suspiciously.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What other thing would that be? ’ said Lord Vetinari.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What sort? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What the hell are you? ’ Lipwig managed.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What the hell did you do? ’ said the spherical man.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What the hell do you — What do you want, Stanley?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What the hell does that mean? ’ ‘ The Post Office Was Once A Proud Institution, ’ said Mr Pump.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What time is this, for heavens ’ sake? ’ he complained.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What was the date on it? ’ ‘ I ca n’t remember!
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What was? ’ ‘ The Time I Spent At The Bottom Of The Hole In The Ground, Mr Lipvig. ’ ‘ What are you talking about? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What was? ’ ‘ The Time I Spent At The Bottom Of The Hole In The Ground, Mr Lipvig. ’ ‘ What are you talking about? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s happened, Postmaster? ’ said Groat, his hands twisting together.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s happening? ’ ‘ We need more time, ’ said Alex.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s it made of? ’ ‘ Arsenic, sir, ’ said Groat calmly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that one? ’ he said, like a man pointing to a constellation.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that? ’ Moist asked.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s the worst that can happen, eh? ’ Groat was silent.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s wrong with it? ’ ‘ Oh, nothing.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s your game, Mr Postman?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s your game? ’ ‘ Oh, he did, Harry, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s your name, lad? ’ ‘ Lipwig, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’ve you got to be s’orry about?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What, paperwork, that sort of thing? ’ said Groat, looking at him intently.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ The mists cleared.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ said Moist, and turned to where the golem was standing by the dais, patiently, with a hat in his hands.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ snapped Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ ‘ Mr Lipvig, You Have An Appointment With Lord Vetinari. ’ This sank in, and sounded worse than wizards in jars.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ When was this place last open? ’ ‘ Twenty years ago, Postmaster! ’ Moist looked around.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where did that come from? ’ ‘ I Have Read The Details Of Your Many Crimes, Mr Lipvig.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where did you find that stuff?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where do you think we can get that kind of money? ’ ‘ You got it before, ’ murmured Gilt.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where will the money come from?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where ’s Adrian? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who are you? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who is Miss Maccalariat? ’ ‘ Very old Post Office family, sir, ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who said that? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who? ’ said Stowley.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Whose fault is that, Slick?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why are we doing this, Mr Groat? ’ said Stanley meekly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why did you take it? ’ ‘ It was a job for life. ’ She stared at Moist so hard that he began to feel uncomfortable.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why do n’t we just sell people a stamp? ’ ‘ But they ’d pay a penny and then go on stamping for ever, sir, ’ said Groat, reasonably.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why do you ask? ’ ‘ A young lady wants to know.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why does a postman have to stamp the letters, anyway? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why not?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why should Mr Pump be any different just because he is made of clay?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why the helmet? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why ’d someone send you a parrot? ’ said Groat, not caring to raise a hand within reach of the curved beak.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ Because you called me a phoney, Moist thought.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ Crispin looked appalled.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ ‘ Because they ’ve been used, sir. ’ ‘ That makes them valuable? ’ ‘ I ’m not sure how, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ ‘ Because they ’ve been used, sir. ’ ‘ That makes them valuable? ’ ‘ I ’m not sure how, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ ‘ It ’s my job.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Will that be all right, Miss Maccalariat? ’ said Moist meekly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Will you marry me, Miss Dearheart? ’ he shouted.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Will you take these? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Woodpeckers, Mr Emery? ’ The third pigeon fancier always made Groat nervous.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Words have power, you understand?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would an hour be all right, gentlemen? ’ The crowd exploded.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would it surprise you to know that the feeling in the city this morning is that you ’ll win?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would you burn a book? ’ said Pelc.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would you like some coffee, Postmaster? ’ he said quietly.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, Mr Aggy? ’ ‘ We ’ve heard the clacks has gone down again, sir!
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, Mr Lipvig? ’ ‘ Is there no way you can shut your eyes?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, Mr Lipvig? ’ ‘ Is there no way you can shut your eyes?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, but if you could? ’ ‘ Well, there ’s something we ’ve been thinking about, ’ said Mad Al.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, it ’s tragic, is n’t it? ’ said Alex.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, sir? ’ said Big Dave, looking up from his work.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, the book you were after was A History of Hats, by F. G. Smallfinger, am I right? ’ ‘ No.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ Moist ’s skill at remembering names was better than his skill at remembering anything else about last night.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ The words came like a gale, whirling the envelopes in the sparkling light, shaking the building to its foundations.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ snapped Moist, not looking up.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ snapped Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ ‘ Sorry to disturb you, sir, ’ said the clerk.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You Mean Did I Harbour Resentment, Mr Lipvig?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You Talked About Them At Length, Sir. ’ ‘ I did? ’ ‘ Yes, Sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You accompanied him of your own free will, did you not? ’ ‘ I ’m very attached to my arm, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ai n’t a proper Senior Postman, Tolliver Groat, not if he fails the test! ’ ‘ Yeah?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You appear to be still here, Postmaster General? ’ ‘ And that ’s it? ’ said Moist, aghast.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You appear to be still here, Postmaster General? ’ ‘ And that ’s it? ’ said Moist, aghast.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You are aware, are you, that painting a few stars on a perfectly ordinary broomstick does n’t mean it will get airborne? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You are pleased to make fun of us, Mr Lipwig?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ca n’t do better than that? ’ said Stowley.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ca n’t just go around killing people! ’ ‘ Why Not?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You can send messages free? ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You can?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You dabble in alchemy, Mr Groat? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You delivered a letter? ’ said Groat, horrified.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You did n’t mind? ’ Moist had asked.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do n’t happen to know what the poultice was made of, do you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do n’t know?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do understand that owned golems have to have a day off every week?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You get on okay with Mr Pump, do n’t you? ’ ‘ Well, he ’s all right, sir, ’ the old man mumbled.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You got a reservation? ’ ‘ Oh, yes. ’ ‘ You ’ve got a relative that works there, then?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You got a reservation? ’ ‘ Oh, yes. ’ ‘ You ’ve got a relative that works there, then?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You have n’t noticed anything strange yourself? ’ she went on.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You knew? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know it? ’ she said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know that tower widdershins of Lancre that was giving all that trouble a coupla months ago?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You mean even the postm — my office is full of old mail but they never filled the basement?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You mean like a bet? ’ ‘ Yes, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You mean that really is a cat ’s name?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You mean “ where your mouth is ”? ’ ‘ You ’re the man who knows a trick or three, sir!
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You said that out in the swamps no one would notice?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You say in the paper that you ’ll leave tomorrow night? ’ ‘ That ’s right.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You see it?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You suck at all, sir? ’ he said, tears rolling down his cheeks.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You want to deliver this letter to Offler? ’ he said, yawning.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You want to negotiate?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You what? ’ said Hobson.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You will probably be quite surprised to know that a number of people followed you, Mr Lipwig?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You work for his lordship, do n’t you? ’ she said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You would n’t like to give me some little clue? ’ said the Patrician.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You wrote everything down, Crispin? ’ he said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’d think so, would n’t you?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re all right, then? ’ ‘ Just a scratch, sir, look.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re getting hung up about it all, right? ’ she said.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re going to pray for money? ’ ‘ Not exactly, Spike.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re serious? ’ ‘ Deadly, ’ said Moist.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ You?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ Your Razor Is Sharp, The Kettle Is Hot And I Am Sure A Cup Of Tea Is On The Way. ’ ‘ What time is it? ’ ‘ Noon, Mr Lipvig.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ cos of the bit in the paper, sir. ’ ‘ You mean this morning? ’ ‘ I expect that helped, sir, ’ said Groat.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ — shellfish research comin ’ along? ’ ‘ Not very well, actually, sir.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ — shellfish, is playing some kind of joke?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	‘ “ Who will listen to the dead?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	“ Ask Me About Stamps ”? ’ ‘ Good idea, sir!
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	“ Welcome To Ankh- Morpork, We Have A Werewolf ”, sir?
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	“ What is your business, Mr Camels? ’ ‘ I make parasols, ’ said the mayor.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	“ Why is your hand up? ’ The holes in the golem ’s face bathed the boy in red light.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett	“ Would you care for a little personal wager, Mr Gilt? ’ he said.
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	! … Can you get me a glass of water, please? … HAHAHAHA!!!
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Doth not a penny to the widow outshine the unconquered sun?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is your purchase really necessary?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Mr Fusspot? Making Money - Terry Pratchett Perhaps"could wait until after lunch, could n''t it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	THIS does NOT taste of pineapple?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''A barrow?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''A bit tiresome at times?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''A bunch of tubes and buckets can tell you that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''A corkscrew?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''A drink, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''A few misguided people are seeking to open accounts, but —''''How many?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''A funny turn?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''A lawyer?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''A note so good that no one else could do it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''A suite?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''A thief, eh?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''A visitor?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''A what?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''ALL DOWN?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''About Cosmo Lavish?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Abracadabra, maybe?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Actually about?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''After all, you have made the Post Office an almost heroic enterprise, yes?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''After hundreds of years?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''After sixty thousand years?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, Mr Lipwig, I wondered where you were —''''Is this going to be important, Mr Bent?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, the inventor of the revolutionary unsecured One Penny note?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''All of them?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''All right then, who owes it to you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''All right, but supposing you needed the money?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''All right, then,''said Moist,''what is it for?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''All the things are doin''is standin''around outside the walls, yes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''All the time?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''All this is a bit … odd, is n''t it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Am I a"sword made of the blood of a thousand men"kind of ruler?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Am I going to be arrested?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Am I under arrest?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Am I under arrest?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''An argument over something?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''An empirette, perhaps?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''An ordin''ry dog?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And I expect Miss Dearheart gave you said book?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And are you any good at knowing how much?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And do you think the citizens should be glad it''s you in the saddle, as it were?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And he''d allow watchmen to clump around in our bank?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And how is the patient?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And how was that for you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And if I do n''t do what you say?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And if all else fails, will you pray?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And if it all goes wahoonie- shaped,''said Mr Proust,''you''ve still got the gold, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And if you had been told it was black, would you have found it necessary to do anything about it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And is it not written:"The eleemosynary cup is more worthy than the thrown hen"?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And is secretive and calculating?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And is that why you hang around the department?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And now what are you doing?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And poor Bent?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And since you are not evil wizards, what you are doing ca n''t be called necromancy?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And that proves gold is only valuable because we agree it is, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And that was what was odd, was it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s the Dread Mask of Summoning, is it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s the chairman''s view, is it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And the blackjack?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And the time of this appointment would be right now, would it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And the"kiddies"?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And then I can go?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And then please go ahead with that little acquisition, will you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And then the circus moved on?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And then you stepped into one of the highest public offices in the city?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And this cabinet thing can help?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And this job makes real money?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And this?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And those men are bodyguards?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And what are they guarding the city from right now, exactly?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And what did they say?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And what is the point?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And what kind o''sane mind does that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And what shall we do with all this stuff?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And what would the money say?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And what you say is solid gold truth, but where is our way forward?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And what''s so bad about that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And whose hands would that be, sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And why are the golems burying themselves?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And why will anyone want to kill me?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And will somebody please release those people from that ladder?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And you are sure that Lipwig and Spangler are one and the same?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And you are …?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And you just want a few words translated?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And you know what a bank is about, do you, sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And you would n''t describe Mr Fusspot as really little more than a convenient sock puppet?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And, er, it''s def''nite about the sheds, right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And, er, what defines an evil wizard?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And, just for the sake of argument, what will happen if I say no?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''And?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Any chance of some pressed trouser?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Any coffee?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Any new stamps coming along?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Any remaining members of the family?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone else died lately?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone remember the Triangular Blue?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t you Hubert Turvy?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t you glad to see me?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t your golden golems due to arrive tomorrow?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are there any directors of the Royal Bank here?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are there any spare keys?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are they treating him all right, Miss Drapes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are women allowed to do that sort of thing these days?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are you looking for something?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are you mad?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are you quite well, Mr Lipwig?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are you saying an Umnian golem has survived?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are you stupid?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure you wish me to continue, my lord?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are you talking about the gold?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Are you telling me this place does n''t just look like a temple?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''As pale as Vetinari?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Back towards the Last?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Because he''s tall and thin and wears black?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Because there''re fools back there who want to use these golems to start a war?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Break even?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''But I thought we''d all agreed that you do n''t need the gold?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''But I thought wizards are n''t allowed to marry?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''But a sixteenth of a penny?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''But how can he, well, chair meetings?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''But since you raise the subject, Moist, what were you doing with your life before the citizens of Ankh- Morpork greeted you with open palms?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''But the whole family is — How did you know that?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''But they''re mostly City Watch, are n''t they?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''But we could alter them a bit, could n''t we?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''But what is there to buy?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''But what''s worth more than gold?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''But you just suggested it, did you not?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''But you know what?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''But, correct me if I''m wrong, is n''t the IOU the money?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''By the standards of obsessive men who do n''t get out into the sunlight?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''By unavailable you mean …?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t the guards help?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you blast some of these people with Black Fire, Hicks?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you do something?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you just —''Moist hesitated, and then mouthed:''change the words in her head?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can I assume for a moment that you do n''t intend to put us on the potato standard?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can I be clear here?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can I come with you, please?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can I help anyone else?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can I help you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can I make a bargain?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can I make a suggestion that might help?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can I start, sir, by asking you about the three men down in the cellar?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can I take the Foot?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can they sing?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can we go now?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can we talk about the gold for a moment?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can yer guess what I am going to do now, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can you do that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can you guess at the breed?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can you hear that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can you keep a secret, Mr Blister?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can you print them?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can you recall, Drumknott, why our Mr Lipwig should think that there used to be a deep pit full of spikes behind that door?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can you take me away from all this?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can you take the foot out, please?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can you tell me why there is a golem downstairs who is wearing a dress and keeps ordering my men to wipe their dirty boots?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can you translate for me?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Can you wait just one minute?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Commander Vimes, please be so good as to send some men along to his lodgings, will you?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Compared to who?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Could I have a quiet word?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Could you just put the ladle down and step away from the pot, please?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Could you just remind us what you are going to do?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Could you please be quiet, Miss Lavish?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Could you please leave us, gentlemen?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Dangerously so?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Dear me, is this the real Moist von Lipwig speaking, or is it just the man looking forward to his very nearly gold chain?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Did I utter a derogatory inflection, Drumknott?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Did he fall when you were breaking into the vault, sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Did he often"work"late?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t there use to be a deep pit full of spikes down there?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Did they work?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Did you cook much for Mrs Lavish?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Did you have to open a window?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Did you not listen to what I was saying?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Did you put him up to this?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Differently normal?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do I detect a note of peevishness?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do I have to sign it or anything?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do I want to see him?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t think it was the family, then?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you find this so?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you think so?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do they make a lot of money?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do they show their … ankles?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do they, sir?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you believe it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you dispute its authenticity?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you find anything unusual about it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you have a young lady?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you have an account with us, Mr Dibbler?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you have any interests, Mr Bent?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you have the money?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know how much trouble you can get into by breaking a contract with a dwarf?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know what it is?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know what they are?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know where he lives, Miss Drapes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know who that girl was?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you mean"Borrow at one- half, lend at two, go home at three"?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you mind going back to lisping, please?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you mind?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you see?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think I should pray, Igor?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think the university will agree to that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Do you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Doctor, would you take care of Mr Bent, please?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Does Miss Dearheart want to see the item again?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Does Mr Lipwig want to know the history, sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Does he have to read all this?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Does he say I have an appointment?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Does n''t believe you, eh?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Does n''t it puzzle them when they see one another?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Does she know what you''re like?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Doing what, exactly?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Down here?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Drumknott, perhaps Mr Lipwig would like some fruit?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Education?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Enjoy?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er … Jack here, because … No, hang on … it is the money, right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er … can you see yourself out?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er … isn''t it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er … murder?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er … you have been hanged before?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er … you mean in jail?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er, are n''t you the Postmaster General?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er, do you happen to know why it has to be there?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er, do you have to come down here at some special time?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er, er … you just ran through the door and shouted?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er, how old are you, Gladys?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er, if you stick it on a letter you get a penny''s worth of travel?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er, perhaps you would like a less, um, dramatic demonstration?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er, the Men say will there be badges?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er, the Second Issue 50p stamp?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er, them?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er, who was hanged?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Er, you would n''t know where your lead is, would you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Even as far as the gold- ish chain?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Even underfoot?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, reverend, but can I ask a favour?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Face up or face down, my lord?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Favour?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Fifty dollarsh?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Fifty dollarsh?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Finished it yet, have we?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''For being all those things you said?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''For the kiddies, sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Fun?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Get a move on, will you?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Gladys being?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Gladys, what did the counter girls give you to read this time?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Gladys?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Granted, but how much of himself is, and I really do n''t wish to keep repeating myself here, of a root- vegetable- like nature?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Ha?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Has he been to see Hubert?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Has n''t he just saved the day?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Has oo been a good boy?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Have I seen you before?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever seen a run on a bank, Drumknott?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever seen the crowds fighting for their money?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Have you finished already?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Have you got any security, Mr King?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Have you seen Heretofore anywhere?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Have you seen enough, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Have you seen it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''He did n''t?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''He goes woof, remember?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''He hoped one would turn up?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''He is an expert judge, is he?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''He is, is he?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''He''s a silly Mr Bent, is n''t he?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''He''s a strange creature, do n''t you think, Drumknott?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''He''s been murdered?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''He''s in the building?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''He''s won, has n''t he?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Here''s what we''re gon na do, okay?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How about that, Mr Fusspot?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How about — the Royal Bank of Ankh- Morpork?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How are you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How can a golem be a"she", sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How can anything be too accurate?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How can you do this to Moist after what''s just happened?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How can you not make a profit by making money?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How can you tell, my lord?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How could that happen, sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How did you become the bank''s chairman?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How did you do it so quickly?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How did you find out they were down there?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How did you understand what — Ah, you have a werewolf, right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How did you —?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How do they do that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How do we know that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How do you dare object,''Cosmo spat,''when you have admitted to being an arrogant scofflaw?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How do you feel now?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know all this?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How do you think they work?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How does it work?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How good is a golem''s hearing?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How long does a dog live?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How many are down there?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How many of them are there, then?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How many people want to withdraw their money?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How may I be of thurvithe, thur?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How much money did I put in your bank, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How should I know?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How would Vetinari find a badly dressed man, new to the city, with ill- fitting teeth, Drumknott?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How would it help you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How would you like it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How''s Ethel?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How''s it going in your world, Hubert?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How''s it going, Hubert?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''How?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Hubert is not what you''re about?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Hubert?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Hurt?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I Hope You Are Not Looking Up My Dress, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I am, are n''t I?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I beg your pardon, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I beg your pardon?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I bet the first cabby used to go home every night starvin''on account of everyone knowin'', right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I have to stay locked up here every night?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I have your word?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I just said yes, did n''t I?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I just wonder why you choose to live here?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I know a bit about banking, but how do I run a mint?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I know, but … do it neatly, all right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I mean the mere physical end in view is going to be the same, but style should count for something, do n''t you think?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, do you expect me to have that money on me?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, he''s in at dawn and one of the cleaners told me he''s often in here late at night — What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, in terms of wages?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, there''s not some kind of problem, is there?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, we could all sit round reading the script out loud, but without the costumes and scenery who''d want to turn up?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I meant, what is the reason for you looking?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I present Drumknott, my secretary and chief clerk, who overnight took a team of my senior clerks into the bank —''''Am I in the dock here?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I say, is that a woman over there?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose even tyrants have enemies?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I think that''s unlikely, do n''t you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I thought that — Hold on, you do n''t mean me, do you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I thought we had a deal, professor?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I thought we were going to have a romantic evening?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I trust the day goes well with you?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I understood you, sir, when you said something about angels, remember?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I was n''t the one who moved, I think?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder if I can persuade you to forget about it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder if we''d be doing the right thing, setting him loose in a pole- dancing establishment?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder where he''s got to?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I''d love to,''he said,''but what does it actually do?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll give you five dollars for it, how about that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I''m committing myself to nothing by it, right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I''m just going to have a look around, all right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I''m not?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''I?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''If he was a Sir, should n''t she be a Lady?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''If he''s dead, can we leave him until tomorrow?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''If you were shipwrecked on a desert island, what would you prefer, a bag of potatoes or a bag of gold?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''If you would be tho good ath to watch the"Lotht Money"column, thur?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Igor, you realize that if the Glooper is right then I''ll have to believe there is practically no gold in our vaults?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Igor?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Igor?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''In a necromancy department?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''In which case, wo n''t that be a bit of a problem?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Indeed, thur?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Indeed?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is Miss Drapes a useful member of staff?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is This Ladylike Behaviour?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is he alive?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is he allowed to do that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is he?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is it just me, or is that wrong?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is it some kind of toothpaste?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t that just a tiny bit like necromancy?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t that wonderful young lady here?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is she in trouble?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is that all, sir?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is that all?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is that clock right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is that good or bad?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is that understood?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is that you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is there a problem, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is this ancient enough for you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is this exactly legal under college rules, sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is this like the stamps, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is this true, my lord?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Is this your bank vault, sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Ish zat sho?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''It does?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''It is a bit of a shock when you see it for the first time, is n''t it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''It is?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''It may be written down on your clothes somewhere?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''It was n''t exactly dragon magic''''And why did you give me this horrible sword?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''It would come back from wherever it was taken to, would n''t it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''It''s about the golems, is n''t it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''It''s amazing what they can do, is n''t it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''It''s an economic model, in fact, which is the real thing?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''It''s rather strange that he hangs all his clothes on the walls, is n''t it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''It''s really just a victory thing, is n''t it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''It''s the only way we could get him here and he insisted, oh how he insisted …''''Where''s the young lady?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Just one thing, Igor …''''Yeth, thur?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Just the dog?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Keep it down, will you?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Leave the bank?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Let us get on, shall we?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s get on with it, shall we?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s have that tour, shall we?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Like blue- tits?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Like embroil it in a war or create an army of beggars?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Like what?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Listen, what''s the rule about bank lending?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Locking yourself in your room again, bro?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Look … Robert, I want you to go home and get a good night''s sleep, okay?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Look, I''m sorry, okay?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Look, did n''t you sign anything when you took over the job?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Look, shall we get started?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Look, sir, what is it you would want me to do?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Look, the Umnians were the first golem- builders, do you understand?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Look, what is this about?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Look, why wo n''t you tell me?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Look,''he said,''you start with …''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mad?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Marriage?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mavolio Bent made a mistake?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''May I borrow your pencil, Mr Drumknott?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''May I remind you of the famous dictum of General Tacticus:"Those who desire war, prepare for war"?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''May I return to my duties now?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Me?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Men?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mishtaken, shir?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Miss Dearheart, what do our local golems think about this new army?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Miss Dearheart?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Miss Dearheart?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Miss Drapes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Money boxes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Bent thinks I do n''t know how to run a bank, does n''t he, Mr Fusspot?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Bent, can you arrange for someone to go over to the Post Office and get them to bring my stuff over here?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Bent, could you step outside for a few minutes,''said Moist brightly,''and perhaps Mr King''s … associates will do the same?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Bent?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Bent?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Cosmo?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Fusspot?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Hubert?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Igor?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Lipwick, what are you suggesting?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Lipwig is a very … popular young man, is he not, Drumknott?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Lipwig, Mr Lipwig, Mr Lipwig, will you never learn?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Lipwig, do I need a badge that says tyrant?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Lipwig, thur?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Lipwig?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Turvy, the alchemist of money?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mrs Cake?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Mrs Lavish is a jolly old stick, is n''t she?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''My father himself gave you a job as trainee clerk, did n''t he?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''My posterity?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''My so- called stepchildren are paying for this, can you believe it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Nationalize?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Necromancy is a Fine Art?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Never bullied you, did I?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''No dashing around on mad stallions?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''No harm done, is there?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''No matter how the little doggie dies?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''No poor people, then?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''No possibility?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''No, and it would n''t make any real difference if he was, would it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''No, really?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''No?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Not Lord Vetinari, surely?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Not in here, I notice,''said Moist,''and possibly this is because of all the highly inflammable books?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Not in your golden suit?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Not lunch, then?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Not much fun?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Nothing I could say could change your mind?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Now look,''said Hubert,''do n''t you think we''d know if the gold had been stolen?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Now see how bank lending is emptying as the money drains into the Sock?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Now?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Odds, sarge?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Officer — You are a copper, right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Oh dear, you''re not eating, Mr Lipwig?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Oh no, one last one: what is it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Oh yeah?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, believe me, thur —''''Igor?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, do you think so?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, really?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, that was you, was it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, the old syphonics, eh?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, we have a lawyer here, do we?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yes, how could I forget?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Okay, but what about security?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''One of those with a capital P?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''One penny note?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Or a dog who stands between a bunch of Lavishes and another fortune?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Or will be dug up some time in the future, perhaps?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Our dollars are not pure gold, though, are they?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Outlawed?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Outworkers?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Owlswick Jenkins?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps a little of this pheasant?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps you could assuage my curiosity, madam?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps you could find some way that will allow him to be removed from office without fuss or bloodshed?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps you looked elsewhere?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Perhapth a laugh, then?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Please take him for his little walk in the garden, will you?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Please, madam?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Please?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Plenty of places round here for ush to be coshy while we wait, eh?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Possibly for emphasis?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Postmaster General?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Professor Head?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Put it back in the cupboard?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Ran off?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Ready to make a start on the ol''dollar bill, then, Mr, er … Clamp?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really, Mr Lipwig?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really, Mr Lipwig?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really, thur?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Remarkable, is n''t it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Right here, if you invest just one dollar and wait for — how long, Mr Bent?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Risk?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Robbed a couple of banks?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Rustle, sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Sacharissa, can we go into this later?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''See here, you see?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''See?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''See?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''See?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Shall I have a word with the editor, sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Shall we get him out for the boys and girls?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Shall we make some money, Mr Chairman?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''She was his wife?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''She''s not one of the Lavish family, is she?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Sheep''s head?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Should I worry that I just saw a drawer slide through another drawer?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Should he have left it in the hands of unknown bank robbers?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Should it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Should there?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Shovels?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Since the ink is drying on the lease?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Sir, I must protest —''''Did you nail him down to a good rate?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Small Gods?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Smell that?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So I''m enough of a thrill, am I?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So how do you get paid?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So it''s a replica of a rumour?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So that would be a good thing, yes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So there is a secret?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So they do n''t know that I am the real one?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So we have a deal, Mr Dibbler?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So where''s the catch?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So why does Harry King need money, Mr King?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So with one hammer blow I could throw the city into an irrevocable economic crash?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So you actually run it all?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So you are a dog''s body now?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So you do n''t know if you can trust her?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So you know how the money moves around, do you, Hubert?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So you think these could catch on?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So you''re basically a dog chef?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So you''re now chairman of the bank?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So … it''s not really a promise?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So … this gold … have you any idea who took it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''So?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Someone who can prove they do n''t need the money?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Something worse?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Somewhere else?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Splot?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Starting with what that was?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Still a lot of cloud about, but I think the sun should break through at any time, do n''t you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Still trying to carry out orders given to it thousands of years ago?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Surely he has nothing in his mouth?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Tell me, Mr Bent, how much do we pay you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Tell me, Mr Lipwig, what was your job before you came to Ankh- Morpork?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Tell me, Mr Lipwig, would you like to make some real money?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Tell me, professor, have you heard of the Pink PussyCat Club?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Thank me for what?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Thank you, Drumknott, but why?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''That door over there?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''That pile?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''That project I have been working on …''''Very expensively?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''That''s all very well for you to say, but where would the likes of me get a hundred dollars?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''That''s eggs, right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''That''s … good, yes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''That, Mr Lipwig, is —''''The wrong type of question?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''That?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''That?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''The College Council, sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''The Eighteenth?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''The Mint … that is, the place that makes money … employs people who work at home?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''The Taxmaster?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''The banker?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''The lads can manage by themselves, ca n''t they?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''The money still rushing around okay, is it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''The moon affects how money moves around?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''The one they call the"Lovers"?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''The only one who does any work in the university?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''The past is a dangerous country, is it not?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''The sheds stay, right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''The smell of banks is always pleasing, do n''t you think?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''The soup is good?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''The water gurgling around okay, is it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''The word just forces its way out, does n''t it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Then can we talk about angels?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Then they are making a lot of noise, are n''t they?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Then what course of action do you propose, Mr Turvy?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Then why do n''t we?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''There May Be Dust Underneath That Too?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''There are another seventeen of you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''There would n''t be any biscuits, would there, Berenice?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''There''s people here?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''There''s such a thing, I believe, as … an insorcism?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''These should tell us something, they''re around the right time …''295''What are these, and why do they jingle?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''They think they are Lord Vetinari, am I right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''They want to study necro — er, post- mortem communications?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''They were nice people, were n''t they?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''They were taking up a lot of room, do n''t you think?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''They''d only take orders from a man?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''They''re coming?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Thirteen?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''This is a hospital, yes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''This is an alcoholic beverage?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''This is n''t about the man who was here the other night, is it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''This place was a kind of celestial bird box?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''This would be the new chairman?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Those trolls re- laying the cobbles?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Those?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Tidying the foyer?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Tongues?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Trust her?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Trying?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Two hundred feet down?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Uh, why was this stygium left in the safe?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Um what?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Um … about Mr Lipwig …''''Yeth?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Um … what would happen if it was put back?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Um?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Vetinari does that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Vetinari the cool, heartless, calculating tyrant?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Vetinari, are we to believe that you knowingly put the most important bank in the city into the charge of a known bank robber?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Wandering about by himself?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Was something wrong?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Was that good?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Watchmen in our bank?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''We do n''t?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''We have recently pondered his methods, have we not?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''We have your assurance on this?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''We use our slaves to create more slaves?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''We''d better hurry, then?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''We''re not going to do anything … ghoulish, are we?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well done, Igor, only one more to … Igor?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, I suppose …''''Yes, doctor?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, I —''Tell her how to run her bank?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, are you going to lie there all day?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, constable, can we get my colleague into the fresh air?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, did you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, doctor?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, er, just, you know, clothes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, gentlemen?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, if I paid in pennies and shillings there would be no gold in them either, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, it''s not much of a bank if people can take the gold out of it, is it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, let''s not disappoint them, shall we?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, read them all and make up your own mind, eh?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, the ingenious Mr Lipwig appears to have a purpose,''said Vetinari,''so perhaps we should go and find out what it is?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, wearing the black robe and the skull ring has got to count for something, has n''t it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, what do you want?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, why do n''t you tell all the other Plains governments about the golden secret?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, yes, I expect he thinks that about most people, does n''t he?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well, you know Mr Lipwig?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What about clipboards?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What about it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What about our money?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What about the little doggie?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What about the tuppenny piece?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What are they?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing to this poor man?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What are you on about?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What are you thinking about right now?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What are your intentions, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What can you do with this?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What coppers?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What d''they want him for now?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What did you mean by saying"indeed"like that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean by"unsecured"?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, gone?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What do you want us to do, sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What do you want us to do?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What do you wish me to do, your lordship?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What does gold know of true worth?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What does that mean?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What happened to him?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What happened to the man who used to occupy the post?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What happens if it passes away, gods forbid?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What has been happening, Miss Drapes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What has happened, Commander?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What hat?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What have you done to that man?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What have you done with Professor Flead?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What is a pretty young woman like you doing here, hmm?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What is all that about?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What is it you want?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What is it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What is the reason for you, coming here, to see me, today, Stanley?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What is this about?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What is this key for?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What is your name, my dear?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What is your name, shister?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of families are you used to?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What made you think that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What man would that be?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What shall I do, Igor?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What was all that about?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What was it like?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What was taken?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What''s all that for?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What''s going on?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What''s he doing there?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What''s it doing?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that round thing I always see poking out of the roof?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the odds?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this for?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this, sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What''s wrong with being Chairman of the Merchants''Guild, then?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What''s wrong with the gold?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What''s wrong?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your name?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What, in here?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What, never?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''When he''ll be less dead?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Where are we going?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Where are we going?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Where did it come from?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Where did that come from?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Where did you find it, anyway?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Where did you find it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Where do the squeaky balloon animals fit in?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Where?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Where?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Which god?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Which is?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Who are?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Who can say who is truly normal in this world?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Who else is going to, sir?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Who is dead, yes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Who just happens to command a huge unstoppable army?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Who looked?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Who''d go?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s a little fusspot, then?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s it by?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s this, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Whose history could withstand this type of malice?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why are we here?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you always in such a hurry, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you asking me, Bob?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you looking?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why bother with gold- ish coins?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why ca n''t you put them in a safe?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why did n''t you add"We know where your children will go to school"?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why did you bring that?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why do you need a loan, Mr Dibbler?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why do you think?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why is it that only men get like that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why is this?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why only eleven dimensions?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why should they do that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why the rush?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s the Watch here?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s there only one of you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Will it work for me?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Will it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Will no one at all make any move, please?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Will that mean you wo n''t be in charge?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Will you keep to it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Will you want to prefer charges, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''With two loaded crossbows on her desk?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Woof?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Would You Like Me To Make You A Sandwich, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Would n''t it turn a rabbit into a carnivore?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Would that help?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Would you be so good as to kill Mr Bent tonight?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Would you just go and stand at the window?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like some more minced collops, miss?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like thome more?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like to get up?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Would you mind if I wind down on the lisp a little?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Writing the headlines already, Sacharissa?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Wrong pedigree?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Wrong?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Barnsforth?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Gladys?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Mr Bent?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Professor Flead?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Stanley?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Stanley?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, and what is a suitable person?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but how do you make more gold?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but that''s when you come alive, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but what do you do in the evenings?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sir, of course,''said Heretofore,''and shall I send for a jeweller, sir?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, well, that''s the trick, ai n''t it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, what does that mean?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, what''s the reason for the squid?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Yeth, marthter?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You already knew?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You are Mr Cusper, are n''t you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You are sure?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You are wearing a necklace of garlic, Miss Drapes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You believe all that could really happen?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You ca n''t possibly like the man?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You could n''t knock up an omelette for me, could you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You did n''t by any chance see''Tis Pity She''s an Instructor in Unarmed Combat at the Little Theatre recently?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t think I''ve gone mad, do you, Igor?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You eat nice anonymous lumps of animals but think it''s unfair to eat the other bits?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You have a Mr Bent staying here, I believe?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You have a balance of AM$7 with us, I believe?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You have an Igor?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You have done the translations?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You have found forty- foot killer golems now, Miss Dearheart?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You have had him arrested?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You just keep me talking in the hope that I''ll suddenly forget where I am and say something stupid and incriminating, right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You know something, do n''t you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You know they say Vetinari is a vampire?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You make your own wages?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You may be aware that the late Sir Joshua left a one per cent share in the bank to Mr Fusspot?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You mean his swordstick?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You mean steal?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You mean the one who''s dead?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You mean —?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You mean, trust us, we''ve got a big expensive building?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You put in a hidden portal, did n''t you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You talked to the dog?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You think it''s really worth it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You think that I will point out to Mr Lipwig that under his nomme de felonie of Albert Spangler he could still be hanged?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You think the ringmaster runs the circus, do you?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You think you are clever, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You think you can do better?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You think?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You understand, Miss Dearheart, that this area is subject to dwarf mining law?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You want to put us on the golem standard?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You were at the Assassins''School, were n''t you, Cranberry?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You were expecting something more?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You were just flirting to get what you wanted?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You were?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You will?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You would n''t care to tell us what happened to the gold from the bank, would you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You would?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You''ll be here?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You''ll tell that to his lordship, will you?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You''re Ponder Stibbons, right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You''re allergic to g — this stuff?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You''re giving in?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You''re going to put some more in, are n''t you, Mr King?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You''re going to try to talk your way out of this, you shmarmy bashtard?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You''re lying to your sweet dear sister, yes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You''re putting his brain into a … parsnip?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You''re very good at it, yes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You''re with me on this, are you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve never put money in a bank?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You, Mr Bent?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''You?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Your chum promised it to me for peaching you, and since you peached yourshelf and shent him to the loony house I reckon you owe me, right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Your golems, right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Your job, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''Your wonderful plans for paper money are progressing?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	''— and you tell us the secret and, best of all, you live,''Vetinari finished,''and who is going to give you a better offer?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	108''I gather by your sombre tones that you are not?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	11 The only real expense was tea and biscuits halfway through, which seldom happened with the Iron Maiden 345''Gone?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	110''The chairman?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	113''Some who believe, those who say … Who are these mysterious people?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	116''This is going to be fun, is n''t it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	117''Sorry, can we get you a coffee or something?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	13''Are you Thieves''Guild?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	144''Do you really want to know?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	15''Really?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	151''I bet when the first cab was built, no one dared to get into it, eh, sarge?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	156''About two or three hundred, but —''''Opening accounts, you say?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	157''Dear Mr Bent, it is a game, and it''s an old game called"What can we get away with?".''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	160''Five?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	164''What man would that be?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	192 If we build it, wilt thou comest?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	200''Just a shave and a haircut, okay?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	201''Can you get me some old books with pictures of gods and boats and maybe some views of the city too?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	206''All right, what was left behind?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	209''What did … it feel like?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	222''What''s this all about, please?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	226''Be there or be square?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	232''Did anything about that conversation strike you as normal?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	268''Really?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	272''All of them?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	275''You could get it tonight?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	280''Oh, really?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	286''You are?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	287''Is Hubert quite … normal?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	294''You are joking?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	303''If you had a key, sir, why did you break in?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	306''You talked to Gladys?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	307''Well?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	31''What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	317 Pray to the gods to get a big heap of gold?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	326 Now the crowd had evolved a spokesman, who said:''Look, what''s going on?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	327''Are you a bloody fool, sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	338''Well, it''d be like sending him to Heaven, right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	343''Well, professor, it''s not what you say, it''s the way that you say it, is n''t it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	348''They could do wonderful things for the city, could n''t they?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	353''So it is illegal, technically?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	365''Ten tons of gold is a formality, is it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	370 One by one, they sat down.13''If I may continue?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	383''It''s a word?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	392''Historically, golem- makers have learned not to make golems that kill —''''Is that a no?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	399''Do you?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	40''How do you validate its claim to be worth a penny?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	402''Have you given any thought to his successor?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	403''The money … will talk?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	41''That abomination?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	43''Who would set the value of the dollar?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	52''It is?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	57''Ah, and she sees your inner self?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	66''Really?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	85''Do you always use banking allusions at a time like this?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	99''This is priceless to someone, right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	A bit embarrassing, I dare say …''But, he reminded himself, an error is worse than a sin, is n''t it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	A further question: will they kill?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	A man who survives being hanged may have been selected by the gods for a different destiny, as yet unfulfilled?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	A mint with outworkers?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	A practice used only by the heathen Agateans …''''Heathen?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	A receipt or something?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	A sort of emphasis?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	A threat?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	A voice behind him said:''Excuse me, I could n''t help noticing … Are you Mr Cribbins, by any chance?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	A woman with a mind like that content to dispense dog food?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	About what?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	After all, that''s what it was called, yes?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	After all, the government backed it, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	After quite a lengthy pause, Moist ventured:''It is?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Ah, yes, he was going to do something about that, was n''t he?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	All our problems?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Am I right in thinking that the gentleman doeth not want any entanglementth with the Watch?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Am I the only person who finds this offensive?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	An arsenical compound, eh?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	An urge towards thrift?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	An''now we can sit back like a coupla judges an''be pillows of the community, eh?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And Adora Belle hobbled past him, threw herself at Moist and started beating on his chest, shouting:''How did you get through to them?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And I expect you can read his thoughts because of some mystic bond between dog and man?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And I want to launch the notes tomorrow, you know?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And Lipwig was annoyed?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And Mr Lipwig, you will not leave the city, understood?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And did the Lavishes lavish anything on you?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And did you later break into the vault?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And for what?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And from nowhere there was Lipwig, and who was he?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And gold is the anchor, is it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And he''d said:''Well, yes, is n''t that how?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And how is it that you know so many of them?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And is there any chance you could change what he looks like?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And it suits us both, does it not, that Albert Spangler''s passage from this world was … unmemorable?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And it''d be a long, long life, or else —''Is there anything more I can get you, reverend?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And loyal?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And might I take this opportunity to congratulate you on disproving a theory currently much in vogue at Unseen University?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And now I am … stuck?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And now will you tell me what all this is about?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And now, all his Hogswatches were about to come at once —''A cup of tea, reverend?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And that causes a national crisis?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And the big glass … thing?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And the business with the ladder?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And the man left?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And the other matter?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And the outworkers will be all right, right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And the rest?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And the toys?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And then I think I … you know, I think I convinced myself that the gold was all a dream?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And then a voice from below said:''Who''s up there?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And then there were others …''Mr Dibbler, is n''t it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And they''ll let us eat there, will they?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And we do n''t pay interest on balances of less than a hundred dollars, correct?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And what about the murder of a man who made rings?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And what are the tongs for?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And what had he wanted?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And what happens if he dies?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And what were they here for?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And who are you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And who''s asking?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And whoever told you the ringmaster runs the circus?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And why was the elegant black glove on the other hand?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And why?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And would you agree with that, Miss Dearheart?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And you are …?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And you know how deep they were?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And you really feel okay?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And you take orders from him, do you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And you, ahaha, by a process of elimination, will be Miss Dearheart, who remembers the Cabinet of Curiosity?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And, er … the Times?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	And?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Any news about Heretofore?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Any suggestions?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, at that age it should n''t really count as murder, should it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, why should a golem think he''s female?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Are You Decent, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t you worth more than that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Are there fleas down here?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Are we not rich enough?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Are you a good judge of character?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Are you in a hurry?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Are you insane?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Are you interested in the theatre at all?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Are you putting Vetinari in charge of my bank?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure it does n''t hurt?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure it was n''t there?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Are you well?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Are you well?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	As it is, you''re fifteen pence ahead, and that''s a good place to be, agreed?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	At what, exactly?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Banging out pennies all day?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Besides, why should he think he''s male?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Born a clown?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	But I put it to you: could a madman have created a revoluthionary living- brain ecthtractor?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	But I —''''Will he honour the contract?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	But can I trust you if someone holds a knife to your throat?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	But did there need to be proof?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	But do we want to face the whole world in arms?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	But he thought: I did n''t have that many customers, surely?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	But he was pursued … Where was your worth and value when you made the numbers dance, Mr Bent?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	But he''d been trained as an assassin, yes?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	But how much?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	But it''s all official, is n''t that right, Mr Bent?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	But so what?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	But what about security?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	But you saw it more and more in the city, and if you asked anyone why, they said:''''cos it makes it legal, see?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	But you''re sure it''ll still work as an economic modeller afterwards?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	By the way, do you by any chance have a key to that wardrobe?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t be too careful, can I?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t go doubting a chap''s word, eh?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t say fairer''n that, right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t turn me nose up at me own manufacture now, can I?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you count?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Can I get you anything else?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Can I have a kiss?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Can I invite you to ride with me?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Can that ol''rascal I knew all them years ago have forsook the wide and wobbly for the straight an''narrow?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Can they make mortar?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Can we have a proper celebratory meal tonight?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Can we proceed?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Can you come down the stairs and give me a hand?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Can you get this place cleaned up?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Can you help them understand what you just shouted?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Can you make a dagger out of this stuff?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Can you make up a bed for him down here?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Can you see it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Can you tell me why a small dog is running around the building in possession of what I shall call a wind- up clockwork item of an intimate nature?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Can you translate it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Cats are not normally pink in these times, are they?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Clothes?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Coachmen met most of their thieves out on lonely roads, where the highwaymen seldom bothered to ask sissy questions like''Your money or your life?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Come with me to the Mint, will you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Cooking with Brains?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Could I thuggetht a change of name?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Could anyone have recognized him?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Could he knock one in without losing his grip on the other?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Could it be that easy?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Could you both just chant a bit while I do the mystic waving, please?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Could you do anything about this?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Could you get me that glass of water I asked for?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Could you please sign these?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Could you press these trousers, please?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Could you rustle up something for me?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Dark figures lurked …''Dr Hicks, sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Did he notice?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Did he say why?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Did he tell me his name?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t they ever audit the vaults?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t you see all the coppers?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Did the editor have the common decency to print a picture of that and put a sparkle in everyone''s day?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Did they think the things moved around in the night?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Did you get a lot of clipping and sweating?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Did you just mean what I thought you said?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Did you know it is an established fact that hemlines tend to rise in times of national crisis?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Did you look around outside?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Do any of you think this piece of paper could be worth a dollar?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you know how to behave?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you read the papers?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you think he looks pale, Drumknott?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you understand?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Do sign where I''ve put the crosses, will you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Do they shoot first to avoid having to ask questions later?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Do you have any more questions?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Do you mean it''s alive?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Do you think that is a good idea?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Do you think that they will find, for example, that the entirety of the Post Office Pension Fund has gone missing?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Do you think that''s the action of a sane man?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Do you think, in short, that I will explain to him how easily I can bring a man so low that his former friends will have to kneel down to spit on him?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Do you trust them?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Do you want me to fetch a hammer?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Does Vetinari know you''re planning this?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Does he think he''s Vetinari?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Does he use glue, or what?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Drumknott, do take everyone through the figures again, will you?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Drumknott?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Eh?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Eh?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Er … have you ever seen that man before?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Er … was there something special you wanted?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Er, have n''t I?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Er, there is going to be three gentlemen downstairs asking after you …''''When?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Even had horse golems, did you know that?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Even the recollection made his spine tingle … Was this the time?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Everyone does it, eh?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Everyone got that?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Exorbit Clamp …''Moist hesitated, but at this time of the night, why argue?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Fair enough?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Fair''s fair?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	First Urchin:''Why ai n''t Ankh- Morpork like a desert island?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Flead added:''''''Have you, sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	For being a notorious banker?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	For murder?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Forgive me if my pleasures are a little more cerebal, will you?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Get the coach out, will you, Drumknott?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Good, though, are n''t they?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Got your spell book?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Great big clay men who are utterly trustworthy and do n''t have anything to declare in the trouser department?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Ha, I''d be a damn fool to design a spell to work on myself, eh?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Hahahaha?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Has he been a good boy, Mr Bent?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Has something died?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Has the bottom dropped out of the dog- muck business?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Has the gold gone or not?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Have you brought them back?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Have you seen these golems?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	He added:''But I think it is time for their tea break?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	He cleared his throat and said:''For what I can get free?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	He could have said something like:''You see?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	He has to live above the shop, as it were?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	He pulled the not- really- a- necromancer into the shelter of a doorway and said:''Do you trust your students?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	He replayed that line in his head and added:''That would make a good strapline on page one, do n''t you think?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	He told you the secret of getting through to the golems, did n''t he?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	He was coming in with it, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	He was the damn boss, was n''t he?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	He would n''t be able to come back at all?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	He''d been just like Vetinari out there, had n''t he?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	He''d bought it — why?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	He''s not in trouble, is he?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	His hand hovered …''Apropos of nothing, how old is Mr Creaser?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Hold on, this was n''t the suite, was it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Honestly, why are you all so dense?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How about that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How are you finding the lockpicks, by the way?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How are you with the word …"leek"?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How can anyone enjoy it, you fool?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How can you expect me to come up with a new fiscal initiative by teatime?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How could I do that?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How d''you get away with that, eh?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How did Vetinari do it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How did he turn up out of nowhere and immediately get one of the highest jobs in —''''What the hell is that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How did you make them understand?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How do you do?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How do you feel, in yourself?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How does she do it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How had the man arranged it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How high do they go?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How in the world has it taken you so long to find the financial sector?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How is Miss Dearheart?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How many fingerth am I holding up?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How many nights in the arms of beautiful women were worth a sack of gold?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How might he be understood?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How much are they worth?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How much is Ankh- Morpork worth?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How often do you see that happening?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How would she tell?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	How''d the kid done it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Hubert''s face remained locked in a mask of terror, so Vetinari, in a kinder tone, added:''Do you want some time to think about that last question?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I believe you wanted to sell it to the dwarfs?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I did something funny?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I do n''t have to account for them, do I?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I do n''t know if you remember?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I do n''t know, what with one thing and another you ca n''t call your door your own these days …''''What were your sins?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I do n''t think that anyone here would argue that the Post Office is now a veritable jewel of the city?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I got off the coach this morning, remember?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I have lodged affidavits … Him?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I have to do what I''m told for the rest of my life?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I know I think best when I''m under pressure, but what exactly did I mean?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I know a winner when I sees one, and I know you''ve got something up your sleeves, eh?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I mean, I know it''s fashionable, but I mean … well, do n''t you think it''s odd?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I mean, can it be in the ground and in the Cabinet at the same time?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I mean, the gold still exists, yes?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I showed you my attempt, yes?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I smell a lad who''s done a thing or two in his time, eh?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I trust your job is not getting on top of you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I wonder … Am I really a bastard or am I just really good at thinking like one?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I''ll have it sent along to the small boardroom, shall I?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I''ll send a cab at half past seven, all right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	I''m sure you can keep a secret, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	If I had no legs, would you try to make me run?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	If I was to go to Vetinari, then, I''d be a bit shilly, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	If they answered the question''What is your name?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	If, perhaps, you could push them back a hundred yards or so?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	In the morning, you are going to design the first proper one- dollar banknote, understand?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	In your opinion, would they attack another city?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	In yourself?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Inhumanly good, perhaps …''No holidays?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Instead Hicks said:''Do you know ancient languages?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is he with us today?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is it Toytown?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is it all about the gleam?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is it not said that the last shall be first and the first shall be last?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is it possible to give them an order which can not be countermanded by another person?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is it some kind of duplex magical power I have, he wondered, that lets old ladies see right through me but like what they see?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t it a replica of yours?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that just wonderful?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that right, Mr Fusspot?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t the fornication wonderful?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is something wrong?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is that true?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is that what you assumed, Drumknott?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is there some problem?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is there still something wrong with your hand?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is this exciting, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Is this the man who went haywire after making a simple mistake?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	It had been the cheery of the word''pal''as in''You lookin''at me, pal?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	It had to be a warning shot, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	It relaxed when the young man said:''You''ll be here later, yes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	It was a hard bargain, but hard on whom?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	It was all about the city, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	It was all in the mind: the night guards started guarding when everyone had gone home, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	It was n''t as if there was no gold at all, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	It was n''t you, was it, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	It was put on by the Dolly Sisters Players?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	It''s all been sorted out, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	It''s been outlawed?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	It''s like a witch''s wax doll and I''ve got all the pins?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	It''s not worth the trouble, maybe, for a twenty- pence stamp, but if you want, say, a ten- dollar note …?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	It''s our gold, is n''t it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Ith that a problem?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Just a little grace note, yes?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Just blow it out and put it in the in- tray, will you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Just do n''t … hurt him, okay?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Just in case?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Just one escort?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Keep it in a box when it''s bright outside, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Killing a lap- dog?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Leave the bank?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Let me see, now, what was the other thing?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Let''s get the Foot, then, shall we?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Let''s get to the Mint, shall we?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Let''s spend a damn dollar, then, shall we?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Let''s start with the gold, shall we?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Life has lost its flavour, has it not?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Like Moist confronted by an open notebook, she triumphantly plunged on without a care:''We ca n''t steal what already belongs to us, can we?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Lipwig goin''to be found lyin''in chalk by Sunday?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Locked up down there in the cellar?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Look, is there somewhere we can go and talk?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Look, is this relevant?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Maybe he''s made something he should n''t?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Me?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Moist gave this some thought and then said, very carefully:''What will happen to me if I say yes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Moist thought frantically, but the best he could come up with was:''Was it a well- attended hanging?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Moist waited to see if anything more was forthcoming, and then prompted:''Why, exactly?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	No one has ever bothered you so far, have they?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	No wild dreams?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	No, this was n''t supposed to happen, was it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Not you, Mr Bent?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Nothing to make us cheer?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Notice how they keep jinking all the time, just like the real thing?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Now for the professor …''Tell me, professor, do you enjoy being dead?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Now what, Mr Death?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Now, Mr Drumknott, if you please?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Now, are you really saying that I can now change the economic life of the city by adjusting the Glooper?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Now?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Of course you will come and see me again tomorrow?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Of something the animal was n''t so attached to?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Oh dear, what is that stain on the ceiling?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Oh, he''d done higher values too, but what kind of person takes all that trouble for half a penny?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Oh, there had been a mother''s love and a father''s arms, the one chilly, the other too late, but where had they got him?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Oh, will you look at that?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Okay, I robbed a couple of banks, well, defrauded, really, but only because they made it so easy —''''Gave it back?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Okay, I stole it in the first place, but giving it back counts for something, does n''t it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Okay, but what could Cribbins prove?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	On the second floor?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	One kiss, one answer?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	One quarter of a farthing?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	One story tells us that upon the death of all the humans, the golems walked into the sea …?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Or because a bit of spare cloth was still attached?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Or do you want to go back to the place where they''ve never heard of pole- dancing?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Or should I say … Mr Spangler?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Or some of that bowel- lacerating grain and nut concoction you favour so much?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Or vice versa?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Or, perhaps, the carefully constructed inner self you keep around for people to find?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Out of interest, how much weight would you say a golem can carry?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Owlswick hesitated, and then said:''You mean there''s people who commit suicide professionally?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	People like you …''She paused and went on:''… people like us always keep at least one inner self for inquisitive visitors, do n''t we?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you will drop in to see me tomorrow, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you''d agree that the golden hat was a mistake?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Please?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Possibly, eh?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Pourquoi est- ce que je suis hardiment ri sous cape a part les dieux?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Pray?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Probably best not to know …''''What were the sins you committed in order to become the Chair of Indefinite Studies?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Probably dug up on the site of Um, yes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Probity?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Problems?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Professor Flead, have you been able to give them any instructions at all?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Ready, then?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Real Splot?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Really?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Red leather?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Remember the gold- ish chain?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Revenge?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	See Flask Nine beginning to fill?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	See that Miss Dearheart is escorted safely home, will you?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	See the gold suit?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	See the mattress getting fuller, or perhaps I should say … thicker?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	See?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Send a short clacks to our man there, will you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Seven pies in the air at once and a four- man ladder tie?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Shall we go in?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	She sprang up again, for an encore:''And what do you intend to do about this unforgivable situation?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Should that be happening at this time of night?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Should the man come in again, could you please follow him and try to find out where he is staying?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Signed across a stamp … Where had that come from?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Silence?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Since we invented them, how should it be otherwise?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Since you so far have managed to turn in one- third of an essay between you all, I would say that is a bargain, would n''t you, Barnsforth?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	So a fresh egg technically does the trick, but whatever happened to style?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	So it does n''t look as if we need the gold cluttering up the place, do we?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	So the Lipwig fellow thought he controlled the bank, did he?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	So we can go back to the suite?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	So we should keep them safe, right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	So what are you risking?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	So what got Cranberry?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	So what if Father put the wretched gold to better use?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	So what if he had a big fat bag?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	So what is our motive?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	So what would happen now?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	So why not go out in the street and spend it right now?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	So … why not one last trick?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	So, Mr Lipwig, now that you have your golems, what else do you intend to do with them?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	So?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Some urgent whispering passed to and fro, and then Flead said:''You mean it''s … smutty?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Someone from the bank, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Someone really needs my little toy, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Students, eh?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Surely a little bit of conquest would be in order?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Talking of trust, who are these lads holding the blanket?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Tea?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	That last bit was wrong, was n''t it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	That was a silver lining, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	That was n''t so hard, was it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	That would have been a threat twenty years ago, but today?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	That would have re- started the stampede, but the ostler said, in a suspicious voice:''Here, say the word"guv", will you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	That''ll smooth out the lumps in the mattresses, wo n''t it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	That''s a bit downmarket for a Lavish, is n''t it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	That''s a bit''— Moist stopped and chose from a number of options —''low rent, is n''t it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	That''s why —''He hesitated, and thought: why not?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The Watch had n''t come knocking yet, had they?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The bank was old, and old buildings have all sorts of crannies, and Mr Bent had been here for —''How long has he been here?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The battalion of beggars?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The blade, though, is grey and looks —''''Grey?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The brass was rather tarnished, the red velvet curtains frayed and a little bald in places, the marble floor was only erratically shiny —''What?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The buildings, the streets, the people, the skills, the art in the galleries, the guilds, the laws, the libraries … Billions?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The correct answer is: how can a golem be a"he"?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The diamond collar?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The foundation of all that''s worthy?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The innocent numbers?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The letters went in the slots, okay?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The line of cabs that are n''t interested in passengers?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The man was always one jump ahead, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The money could go in the slot where the Bad Penny is —''''Are you really thinking about money boxes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The money that does n''t need gold?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The one thing you can depend on, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The place was locked up tight, was n''t it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The slate is clean, is n''t it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The tight boots had been, well, funny, but surely a finger should n''t look that colour?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	The two of you have made the international situation very … interesting —''''Sorry, why is it me that''s holding this sword?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Then she remembered that she was Ruined, and so there was n''t much point, was there?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Then someone called out:''Are you going to make us all rich, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Then someone raised his hand and said:''That''s a lot to pay just to have you stick our money in your cellar, is n''t it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	There is one, is there?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	There was something about the way he said it … 394''Did an angel call him?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	There, that was n''t too hard, was it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	They were in the queue, were n''t they?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	They were n''t sure what to call the place?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	They were — What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	They''re not minutes, are they?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	They''re saying that everything in the whole wretched universe is technically indefinable, but what am I supposed to do about it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Think you can make something of it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	This is a difficult ritual but if you assist me you''ll be Doctors of Post- Mortem Communications by the end of term, understand?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	This is a sort of equation, yes?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	This is a ward for such people, yes?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	This must be some kind of con, yes?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	To pick it up after it''s dropped through my hand?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Up until now, that is?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Vetinari has a dog?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Waiting for what?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Was he a tool of Vetinari?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Was he carrying any large and heavy bags?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Was it because of anything that could be called worth?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Was it because of trust?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Was it done by a bunch of jolly decent chaps who''d poke their heads into some other chaps''vault and sign it off quickly so''s not to miss lunch?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Was it grown up?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Was it only real if they read about it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Was it sensible?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Was that not so, Cranberry?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Was there a huge squid in the corridor?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Was there any other field where flaws made things worth more?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	We are going to insorcize Flead, understand?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	We could shave those numbers, could n''t we?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	We would not do so if the ruler was the kind of man who would kill elderly ladies, do you understand?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	We''re men of the world —''''— you and I, yes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Well, acceptably grubby, yes?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Well, there''s so many, are n''t there?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Well, was n''t it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What are we, magpies?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What are you getting at?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What are you talking about?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What are you talking about?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What can I do for you?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What can you buy with that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What could anyone make of that?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What could he hope to achieve against that?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What could he''obtain''that the boss would pay him another five thousand for?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What demands are you going to make?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What did you do?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What did you need to back the currency?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What do they call those fishes that swim alongside sharks, making themselves useful so they do n''t get eaten?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What do you do about security?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What do you expect it to become?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What do you say?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What do you think, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What do you think?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What do you want?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What does it need to make it worth ten thousand dollars?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What does she see in you, Mr Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What else was a father for?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What exchange rate are we discussing?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What for?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What fun?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What guarantees the savings that those people are thrusting over our counter?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What had he done?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What had it been?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What happened?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What harm can it do to find out?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What has he got in his —?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What has this got to do with anything?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What he did not say, but which passed between them on the ether, was: you''re an Igor, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What is 15.3 per cent of 59.66?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What is Vetinari playing at?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What is a coin compared to the hand that holds it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What is it that you want?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What is it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What is she talking about?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What is the worth of a gold coin compared to the dexterity of the hand that holds it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What is this?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What is your first name, Cranberry?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What kind of a man goes to the trouble of forging a ha''penny stamp?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What kind of dog biscuit?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What kind of girls do they get?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What next?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What now?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What really happened?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What the hell are we going to do?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What to do, what to do?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What was the man doing?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What was the secret that kept the man so powerful and unscathed?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What was this?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What wath it you wanted?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What we are doing here goes beyond mundane definitions of right and wrong, does it not?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What will they be wearing?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What would I have done if I was Vetinari and found my prison was about to be a laughing stock?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What would make you think there''s something wrong?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What would these golems spend it on?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What''s going to happen to these things?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What''s one little miracle compared to that?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What''s that all about?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What''s that got to do with anything?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What''s that got to do with it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What''s the name of that god with the three- pronged fork?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What, his family?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	What?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	When can I have my money?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	When had that ever worked?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	When he told them this, people would say:''… and?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	When the door had shut behind them, Vetinari went on:''You have looked round the bank?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	When they were walking up the main stairs Moist said:''What relation is Hubert to the current chairman?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	When was that?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	When would you like him to decide that, sir?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Where did it spring from?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Where did the gold dance off to, Mr Bent?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Where had that come from?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Where would a man like that hide?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Where would the little man run to?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Where would we find true worth?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the sense in that?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the value?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Where?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Which city would you like me to test them on, my lord?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who are you, and what have you done with the real Moist von Lipwig?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who benefits?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who cares what he wrote down in his books?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who cares where it is?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who could break in?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who do you think did it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who does he work for now?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who is Lady Deirdre Waggon?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who is responsible for this corpus?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who is this mad woman?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who knows?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who let her in?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who made up these things, anyway?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who runs the circus?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who was he yelling at, the lad who''d made a mistake? … or did n''t make it, I mean.''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who was that man behind him?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who would know that"pysdxes"are ancient Ephebian carved- bone needle- holders?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who would think of looking for me in this room of poor, sad madmen?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Who''d bank in a wooden hut?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why are they all here?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why are you cutting out the other shareholders?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why are you still wearing that glove?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t he let me have it made bigger?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why do we have one queue in front of each clerk?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why do you think something is wrong?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why does Mrs Lavish have two crossbows on her desk?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why had Cosmo believed him?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why have n''t you offered him money?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why not do a good deed and get him to the hospital?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why not go on the silver standard?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why not just, well, make the dollars out of gold?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why should I bequeath to you knowledge it took me a century to acquire?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why should I?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why temples?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why the hell would he want to break into his own Post Office?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why was a picture of myself stolen from the Royal Art Gallery last month?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why would he give up all thith for a mere fathility with a penthil?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Would Mr Lipstick like to see it in operation?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Would Vetinari throw him to the wolves?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Would anyone give me a dollar for it?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Would she remember?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Would you buy a suit just because one arm was shorter than the other?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Ye gods, he wondered, is he that old?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Yes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You always find a way, right?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You are Lord Vetinari, are n''t you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You are the only one who knows the secret of the golems, yes?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You broke the law for a living?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You can do that, ca n''t you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t believe it, do you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t even need shovels —''''You''re not going to tell me they built fifty- foot- high killer golems, are you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t get it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t want to disappoint them, do you?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You found four golems, right?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You have talked about other denominations …?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You know those leather- bound tomes you have on the wall behind your desk to impress your clients?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You know … jogging along, doing their best?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You know, of course, that I have plans?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You know, the one that''ll grow into a cabbage if you plant it?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You may be aware, Mr Slant, of the ancient principle Quia Ego Sic Dico?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You may have read my book?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You mean all those expensive- sounding things are n''t vital?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You might give money to a beggar but you would n''t lend it to him, eh?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You should have thought: what did it look like with staff running out of the bank?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You think I do n''t know what I''ve made?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You think I will express to the world my horror at how the wretch Lipwig escaped the hangman''s noose with the aid of persons unknown?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You think the head goes off 288 thinking: at least he did n''t eat me?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You''re doin''well for yourself, ai n''t you?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You''re the sort that gives criminals a bad name —"course, sir, you''re wonderin'', can the leopard change his shorts?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You''ve been reading a new book?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You''ve just been put off by the old joke, that''s all''''What old joke?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You, who have never struck another man?
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	You, who''ve never made a mistake?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	Your conclusions?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	he said, waggling his eyebrows as if to indicate that the joys of minced collops were a secret known only to a few.6''You''ve still got more?''
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	perhaps, or"Why not save me for a rainy day?"
Making Money - Terry Pratchett	said Moist, bewildered at suddenly having to play''What''s My Depth?''.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	- “ Excuse me, sir? ” “ Ook? ” “ First, we need to get into the library — ” “ First, ” said Vimes, “ someone can lend me a helmet.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	- “ Excuse me, sir? ” “ Ook? ” “ First, we need to get into the library — ” “ First, ” said Vimes, “ someone can lend me a helmet.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	. ” It was a deep, hoarse voice, a kind of whisper wit?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ How did he hint? ” Colon took a step back.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ In what way? ” “ Well, you could put me in the way of a pound of steak.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ It ’s human?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Me? ” said an unwary dwarf.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ No magic, sergeant. ” “ Yes, sir. ” “ Guard of honour all sorted out? ” “ Yes, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Noticed what? ” “ Well.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Sir? ” “ You will cease any investigations connected with this theft from the Assassins ’ Guild.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Who did you sell the weapons to? ” “ That ’s a slander, that is!
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Yeah?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	. ” “ Yes? ” “ I reckon it ’s OK for you to take ‘ em.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	? ” Detritus looked panicky.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	? ” “ He lose weight? ” “ He was carrying something, and he left it.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	? ” “ Really, sir?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	A bunch of — ” “ I ’m sorry? ” “ Yes, sir. ” “ One infraction, however, and the badge is mine.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	A fine weapon to take into the afterlife, I do n’t think! ” IS THAT SOME KIND OF BURIAL CUSTOM?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	A htick, oo oint, ik koes ANG! ” “ You point it and it goes bang? ” “ Egg! ” Vimes scratched his head.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	A pack of strays? ” “ Shsssh!
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	A sixteen, an eight, a four, a one! ” “ Remember what I said about dividing by eight- and- two? ” Longer pause.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	A spy, perhaps?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	A suspicious voice said: “ Yes? ” “ Corporal Carrot, city militia. ” “ Never heard of it.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	A sword from a stone?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	A two- thirtytwo, and eight, and a one! ” “ See?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	A very fat man said, “ Huh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	ACTING- CONSTABLE CUDDY?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Acting- Constable Cuddy?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Acting- Constable Detritus! ” “ Sir? ” “ Volunteer him. ” “ I never done nuffin. ” “ You ca n’t do that! ” shouted the dwarf.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	After all, what could he say?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	After all, what did a clown have that was worth stealing?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Aks ot I ed. ” A firework stick?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	All right? ” Carrot picked one up, but with considerable reluctance.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	All?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Always on the alert for the criminal mind, eh? ” “ Oh, yes, ” said Vimes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Am I? ” “ About the recruits, sarge.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And I ’m setting the fee at ten thousand dollars – I shall pay it personally, you understand?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And ask one of the loonies to tell you what he makes of it. ” “ Where ’s the Alchemists ’ Guild, sergeant? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And give me your sword. ” “ What? ” “ I think you heard me, captain. ” “ Look, it ’s me, Quirke.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And he ’d repaired you! ” You expect gratitude?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And it ’s always sharp. ” “ So?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And now they ’ve lost it. ” “ They did n’t destroy it? ” “ Apparently not, the fools. ” And nor did you.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And supposing I say no? ” There was another of those long, long pauses, wherein may be seen the possibilities of several different futures.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And then he came back through this hole?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And then he went and exploded that dragon?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And then the Guild is going to be searched from top to bottom, do you understand? ” “ What for, doctor? ” said a junior lecturer in poisons.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And then the Guild is going to be searched from top to bottom, do you understand? ” “ What for, doctor? ” said a junior lecturer in poisons.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And then what?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And they ’re dead. ” “ The Assassins have found him, then? ” “ No.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And visitors say: how does such a big city exist?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And what could occupy you? ” “ Someone has killed Mr Hammerhock, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And what happens now? ” Vimes grinned.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And when, pray, will you know? ” “ Tomorrow. ” The dwarf hesitated.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And will you look at that? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And you know what he said?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And — “ Detritus? ” Dink.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	And? ” “ Well.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Another kettle as well?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Any other way?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Anyone remember Homicidal Lord Winder? ” “ Deranged Lord Harmoni, ” said Lord Monflathers.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Anyone tell me what it was? ” They shook their heads.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, how come you know so much about all this stuff? ” “ Milit’ry service. ” “ Really, Nobby? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, how come you know so much about all this stuff? ” “ Milit’ry service. ” “ Really, Nobby? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, it ’s not your problem, sir. ” “ It is n’t?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, there is n’t that much choice, is there?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Are there likely to be baggy trousers? ” NO.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Are you a dwarf? ” Cuddy gave him a blank stare.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Are you clear about this?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Are you mad? ” “ No, sir, but I ’m choosing to believe that you are.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Assassins killing without being paid?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Axe?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Bags of krisma. ” “ Krisma? ” “ Bags of it. ”   The jolting had stopped.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Be under arrest, will you? ” But Cruces would n’t let go.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Bearhugger ’s? ” said Nobby.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Biscuit? ” “ Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary, ” said Lord Vetinari.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Blimey, you really messed that up, right?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Bloke leaves work, hands in his badge and hourglass and bell, and what ’d we get him?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Boffo was on gate duty and he distinctly remembers him going out. ” “ He knows it was him? ” Dr Whiteface looked blank.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Brother Grineldi did the old heel- and- toe trick and tipped the urn down — ” “ I mean, why did Beano die? ” “ Um.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But I had to see the eggs to be sure. ” “ You saying another clown killed him? ” said Boffo belligerently.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But I will not command the Watch, if that ’s what you mean. ” “ Why not? ” “ Because I could command the Watch.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But a genius, too. ” “ Was he an alchemist? ” Write this down, write this down.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But he took the axe and cursed them all and did it. ” “ What king was it? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But his second- in- command – is he a good man too?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But if Dr Whiteface starts getting difficult, we ’re to come away, right?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But if it was a museum, why was there a mirror there? ” “ Please, sir? ” “ Who said that? ” “ Down here, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But if it was a museum, why was there a mirror there? ” “ Please, sir? ” “ Who said that? ” “ Down here, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But if it was a museum, why was there a mirror there? ” “ Please, sir? ” “ Who said that? ” “ Down here, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But it is his job. ” “ Really?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But it was there, waiting for him — “ Samuel Vimes, what ’s going on? ” Lady Ramkin shut the dining- room door behind her.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But let ’s be quick about it. ” Wolfbane?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But that was n’t human nature, was it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But there ’s been a Beggars ’ Guild for centuries. ” “ Really? ” said Angua, weakly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But there ’s hardly more’n a few feet of water in the river. ” “ You flood the city just to put out fires? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But we ’re going to need another because of the new arrangements. ” “ I ’m sorry?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But what will he do next day?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	But — ” “ So if you could perhaps run along and tell Dr White- face we ’re here with an iron ball with spi — What am I saying?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	CAN WE   START AGAIN?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	CUMBERBATCH! ” “ Did n’t you used to be town crier? ” “ THAT ’S RIGHT! ” “ Right.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t complain about that, eh? ” “ Ai n’t gon na be inna Watch, ” said Bauxite again, but uncertainty modulated his tone.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t have coppers running around upsetting things, can we?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t you remember the men your forefathers were? ” He strode rapidly around the table, so that they had to turn to watch him.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Can I help you? ” “ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Can I help you? ” “ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Can you find the way out in this stuff?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Can you read it, then?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Can you tell me what evidence you have against the prisoner Coalface? ” “ That damn troll?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Can you tell me what evidence you have against the prisoner Coalface? ” “ That damn troll?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Can you? ” “ No, I tell you to read it.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Captain, I want the sergeant to go out there and tell people we ’ve got the killer. ” “ What? ” “ His name is Edward d’Eath.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Carrot? ” Vimes blinked, to drive away suspicions that clamoured for consideration.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Carrot? ” “ Ee cuns uk ere um- imes an awks oo ugg. ” “ Uz ee? ” “ Egg. ” “ Did someone else come up here?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Carrot? ” “ Ee cuns uk ere um- imes an awks oo ugg. ” “ Uz ee? ” “ Egg. ” “ Did someone else come up here?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Carrot? ” “ Ee cuns uk ere um- imes an awks oo ugg. ” “ Uz ee? ” “ Egg. ” “ Did someone else come up here?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Chase where? ” said Vimes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Could anyone have invented the gonne? ” “ No, ” said Leonard.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Could you tell me what has been happening, please? ” He was aware of other senior Assassins entering the courtyard through the hole in the wall.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Cross your claws?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Decisiveness, yes? ” “ Yes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Detritus is looking forward to breaking them in. ” “ Including undead?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Did Beano have any friends among the Assassins? ” “ Well.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Did I ask for it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Did I mention that Dr Cruces came to see me this morning? ” “ No, sir. ” “ He was very.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Did it look wrong to you? ” said Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t I say? ” “ No! ” “ I ’m pretty sure I did, you know. ” “ You did n’t! ” “ Oh.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Did you go to see Havelock? ” Vimes nodded.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Did you take the, er, oath when you joined us, Carrot? ” “ Oh, yes, sarge.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Ding- ding a- ding- ding — “ What the hell ’s that? ” said Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Din’t you learn nuffm?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Do you care for her?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Do you have a trolley? ” “ And do you happen to know what it is they say about dwarfs? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Do you have a trolley? ” “ And do you happen to know what it is they say about dwarfs? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what “ policeman ” means? ” Angua shrugged.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Do you know where the word “ policeman ” comes from?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Does a dragon explode in the woods? ” The Patrician steepled his ringers and looked at Carrot over the top of them.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Does he understand? ” “ Yes, Dr Whiteface, ” mumbled Boffo.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Does n’t that mean anything to you? ”.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Does n’t the bloody man ever get his head down?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Does that help? ” THAT IS NOT UP TO ME.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Does that mean n- othing?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Dogs?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Dr Whiteface? ” “ I suppose there ’s no harm, ” said Dr Whiteface.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Eh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Especially on the safety catch. ” “ What are a safety catch? ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Everyone knows trolls ca n’t even count up to four!”[11] “ Eater of rats! ” “ How many fingers am I holding up?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Everyone thinks in their own ways. ” “ You found the murderer ’s face in there? ” “ Yes. ” Carrot opened his hand.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Fancy a boiled sweet, Nobby? ” “ Do n’t mind if I do, Fred. ” “ Give one to the little dog, ” said Gaspode.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Fate has thrown us together, style of fing. ” “ Go away. ” “ Sorry? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Finally, one of them said, “ What dis, then? ” “ He a man of the Watch, same as me, ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	For official purposes? ” The armourer looked unable to cope with this.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	For when we ’re off duty? ” The Patrician blinked.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Four more dwarfs, yes?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	From Elm Street?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Gaspode? ” “ What? ” “ You can open your eyes now. ” Gaspode blinked.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Gaspode? ” “ What? ” “ You can open your eyes now. ” Gaspode blinked.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Get someone to hold you up? ” They walked into the door of the Alchemists ’ Guild.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Got a light?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Got someone to read it to you? ” “ How come you read notice?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Got someone to read it to you? ” “ How come you read notice?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Had your husband any enemies?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Have they? ” “ Yes, sarge.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Have you considered that? ” “ Like a fish needs a.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever eaten dwarf bread? ” “ No. ” “ Everyone should try it once, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Have you got a handkerchief? ” Vimes panicked.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Have you taken the King ’s Shilling? ” he inquired of one.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	He could trot around a corner, chuck the gonne over a wall, and who ’d know?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	He says where ’s my authority? ” Nobby leered at the guards.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	He started to reach down — “ What is the meaning of this? ” Vimes straightened up.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	He tinkered, if you know what I mean? ” “ No, sir. ” “ He painted a bit, and messed about with mechanisms.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	He was mad, but he was right. ” “ About what, Dr Cruces? ” said Vimes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	He was n’t an expert but, hells, who was?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	He was very pleased about that. ” “ He ca n’t even afford boots? ” “ I do n’t think so.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	He wo n’t thank you, you know. ” “ Who wo n’t? ” “ Your young man. ” Angua stopped so suddenly that Gaspode ran into her.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	He ’d said to Vimes one day, while they were proceeding along the Street of Small Gods: Do you know where ‘ policeman ’ comes from, sir?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	He ’s a bit gaga, but she insisted. ” “ And the best man? ” “ What? ” “ The best man.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	He ’s a bit gaga, but she insisted. ” “ And the best man? ” “ What? ” “ The best man.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	He ’s almost as good with poisons as old Cruces. ” “ Do I need to know that? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	He ’s not my young man! ” “ Yeah?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Hello, Mrs Poppley. ” “ Ai n’t you heard? ” said the flustered man.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Hey, Sendivoge, you remember Leonard and his lightning lemons? ” Sendivoge made little circular motions alongside his head with one finger.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Home?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Honest like a corkscrew. ” “ Even so, a good man as king — ” “ Yes?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Hooray! ” “ What? ” said Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How are you, Sam?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How can it be stale?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How come it, against all probability, works?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How come you read the notice about joining the Watch, anyway?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How could a city run properly with someone like that, poking around?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How did people not notice it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How did you know? ” “ How did we know wh — “ Carrot began, but Angua nudged him.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How do you spell “ eventuality ”? ” “ I do n’t. ” “ OK. ” Carrot still did n’t look around.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How is it you can never tell him anything he does n’t know?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How long, would you say? ” “ About 5 ’ 9 ”, I ’d say.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How long’d it been boiling? ” “ What ’s today ’s date? ” said Harga, cleaning a glass.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How long’d it been boiling? ” “ What ’s today ’s date? ” said Harga, cleaning a glass.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How many bricks in that pile? ” Pause.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How many men based per Watch House? ” “ I thought ten, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How many people work here? ” “ Just me — ” Nobby pointed at the trolls.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How much time, approximately? ” “ Approximately?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How much time, approximately? ” “ Approximately?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How the hell does he do it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How very interesting! ” “ What do you mean? ” More ice cascaded off Detritus as he rubbed his head.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	How? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I bet it does. ”   “ Are you often on gate duty, Boffo? ” said Carrot pleasantly, as they strolled through the Fools ’ Guild.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I called out to him when he was going through the gates and — ” “ How do you mean, odd? ” said Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I could count them all. ” “ What did they equal? ” “ Dunno.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I got the Power. ” “ What power? ” “ Never you mind.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I have always paid careful attention to your remarks on the subject. ” “ So what did you observe? ” “ Someone’d smashed a mirror.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I know because the gate rota — ” “ Yesterday morning? ” “ That ’s what I said, mister.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I looked it up. ” “ Would he accept? ” “ Is the High Priest an Offlian?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I looked it up. ” “ Would he accept? ” “ Is the High Priest an Offlian?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I mean, a comb?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I mean, opening those old Watch Houses?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what can I offer you except rats and a choice of fleas?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I mean, who do we think we ’re fooling?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I mean, without an appointment to see him?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I must ask you as good citizens of Ankh- Morpork — ” “ — yeah?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I only have to Change when I ’m in the moonlight. ” “ Get away?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I said, it was an accident?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I saw it all. ” “ All what? ” “ Just all of it.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I suppose you ’ll say this armed mob is your authority, eh? ” Carrot looked shocked.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I think he was looking for it. ” “ What ’s important about it? ” said Sergeant Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I think it might belong to Beano ’s little friend. ” “ In the Assassins ’ Guild?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I thought, oh- ho, what ’s one of them doing in the Watch, eh? ” Angua waved a finger wildly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I told him: Leonard, I said, what are wizards for, eh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I wonder why? ” “ I.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I ’d be naked! ” “ Well, you ’re naked now, ai n’t you? ” “ But I ’m a wolf!
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I ’d give a hundred dollars to know what it said. ” “ Why, captain? ” said Corporal Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I ’m a dog, right?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I ’m a dwarf, too, but the dwarfs here do n’t believe it. ” “ You do n’t say? ” said Angua, looking up at him.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I ’m still not with you. ” “ You must have seen some of the other guests?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	I ’m under arrest? ” “ Only if you do n’t come with us.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	If you wo n’t believe your own ears, whose ears will you believe?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	In b- andit country?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	In case anything happens? ” “ Do you mean in case anything happens up here? ” said Angua, tartly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	In case anything happens? ” “ Do you mean in case anything happens up here? ” said Angua, tartly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	In the Watch? ” Dink.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	In this town? ” “ Only the rightful king could do it, see, ” said Nobby.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Is he bothering you now?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Is it a clown thing?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Is it, though?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t it ob- vious? ” “ Oh, come now — ” Edward d’Eath pulled a leather case towards him and began undoing the thongs.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that so, Boffo? ” The clown was staring at him.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t that so, captain? ” Captain Samuel Vimes stared glassily at a point somewhere to the left and just above the speaker ’s left ear.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Is n’t there a room somewhere with a black dressing gown hanging on the door?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Is that any use to a dog?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Is that you? ” “ Yeff, ” said Gaspode, his mouth full.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Is there anything missing? ” “ Hard to say, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	It comes naturally to us. ” “ All right, but why him singing?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	It is important not to confuse the two, is n’t it, Mr —? ” He raised his eyebrows.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	It is n’t here. ” “ What? ” “ Anything that ’s missing, sir, ” said Carrot conscientiously.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	It said, “ Woof? ”   It took Edward d’Eath five months to find what he was looking for.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	It was very risky. ” “ Carrot?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	It ’ll end up just like it did in Pseudopolis and Quirm and — “ Angua? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	It ’s Captain Vimes. ” “ What ’s happened to him? ” “ I do n’t know.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a new life. ” “ A civilian? ” Vimes rubbed his forehead.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a troll! ” “ Yes? ” Quirke looked around.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	It ’s all in the nose, right?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	It ’s all rotten anyway. ” “ What is, captain? ” said Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	It ’s the best job there is. ” “ Really? ” “ Oh, yes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	It ’s the rat diet, see?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	It ’s the sword! ” “ Really? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	It ’s you that ’d be the fool if you resist arrest. ” “ Oh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	It ’s your lucky day. ” “ Why is it his lucky day? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Joey, was n’t it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Juggling?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Just circumstantial evidence. ” “ Why has n’t he got his sword? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Just now? ” “ Egg- ‘ “ Did you see who it was? ” “ Oh.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Just now? ” “ Egg- ‘ “ Did you see who it was? ” “ Oh.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Just take this piece of paper to the Alchemists ’ Guild, all right?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Just us? ” “ Um.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Just us? ” “ Us?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Just us? ” “ Us?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Kings?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Lance- Constable Cuddy? ” “ Here! ” “ Where? ” “ In front of you, sergeant. ” Colon looked down and took a step back.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Lance- Constable Cuddy? ” “ Here! ” “ Where? ” “ In front of you, sergeant. ” Colon looked down and took a step back.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Larst time it happened, I ended up savin ’ the world from horrible wossnames from the Dungeon Dimensions, and did anyone say fanks?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Late?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Leave it to me. ” “ How? ” “ Er.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Let ’s follow the footprints back out. ” “ Supposing it gone when we come back? ” said Detritus, lumbering to his feet.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Lightning lemons?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Look at these paws, hey?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Look, I do n’t want us to kill anyone, right?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Look, he ’s had a whole bottle! ” “ What is it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Look, like this “ Gold, Gold, Gold, Gold ”? ” “ Gold, Gold, Gold, Gold — ” “ No!
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Make sure someone ’s up on the Tower of Art as well — ” “ Sir? ” “ Yes, sergeant? ” “ We ’ve been talking.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Make sure someone ’s up on the Tower of Art as well — ” “ Sir? ” “ Yes, sergeant? ” “ We ’ve been talking.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Make themselves look big, you know?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	May I make you some tea?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	May I suggest you step back, sire?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	May I, please, may I draw your a- ttention to the small wedding ring in the b- ottom left- hand corner of the page?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Me?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Meeting ’s over, see? ” “ Come on, then. ” They sauntered into an alley and, when they were sure they had n’t been noticed, ran like hell.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Milk?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Millennium hand and shrimp? ” “ Yes, that ’s right — ” “ Foul Ole Ron. ” Carrot sighed.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Mixed grill night, see? ” Gaspode sighed at Angua ’s blank expression.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Mr Cut- Me- Own- Throat Dibbler, sir? ” “ He ’s not a criminal. ” “ You have eaten one of his pies, sir? ” “ I mean.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Mr Cut- Me- Own- Throat Dibbler, sir? ” “ He ’s not a criminal. ” “ You have eaten one of his pies, sir? ” “ I mean.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Mr d’Eath, is n’t it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	My axe? ” Cuddy looked down.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Need?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Never think twice before grabbing a thread of the fabric of reality and giving it a pull. ” “ Shocking. ” “ The alchemists?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	No sense in risking trouble, is there?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	No wonder he never has any money! ” “ What d’you mean? ” “ He spends it on women!
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	No- one notices, see? ” “ You mean he ’s still in there? ” “ How do I know?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	No- one notices, see? ” “ You mean he ’s still in there? ” “ How do I know?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	No- one notices, see? ” “ You mean he ’s still in there? ” “ How do I know?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Nobby?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Not Mrs Cake ’s? ” “ Yes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Not many people know that. ” “ Is that so? ” “ People think it ’d be the Fools or the Assassins.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Not my badge. ” Why not? ” “ Um.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Not quite himself — ” “ This was yesterday? ” “ Oh, yes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Not unless you ’ve got a special talent. ” “ Why?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Now how many fingers am I holding up? ” “ Two.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Now then, what was it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Now, me an ’ her are going to walk out of here, right?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	OK, Detritus? ” Detritus was staring moodily at nothing with his knuckles resting on the ground.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	OK? ” He turned around, failed to see the troll, took a step forward, and vanished temporarily from the world of men.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Of course, assassins were notoriously vain, but mirrors would be in rooms, would n’t they?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Oh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	On the gates?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	One for your squad. ” “ WHO ’S ACTING- CONSTABLE CUDDY? ” said Cumberbatch.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	One would expect it to be ready to hand, yes?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Only no- one asked me, so I gave it to myself, quiet like. ” “ Oh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Oo erk or Ister Arrot? ” Vimes worked this one out, too, and blinked.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Oo oh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you ’d care to have a look? ” “ You think of everything, do n’t you? ” “ I hope so, sir. ” Lord Vetinari read the letter.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you ’d care to have a look? ” “ You think of everything, do n’t you? ” “ I hope so, sir. ” Lord Vetinari read the letter.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Picked up the sword automatically, did n’t you?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Please?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Please?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Proud of being in the damn Watch, for gods ‘ sake — “ Why did you join? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Red noses?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Reminds me of the drill sergeant we had when I was first in the army. ” “ Tough, was he? ” said Nobby, lighting a cigarette.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Right out there on the edge? ” “ Oh, I ’m sure matters of organization detail can be changed, sir, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Run away from his or her actual owner. ” “ Is that all? ” “ All?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Run away from his or her actual owner. ” “ Is that all? ” “ All?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Sam Vimes?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Saves time and effort all round. ” “ And all thieves are members? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Saying ‘ Got rocks in your head? ” to a troll was suicide.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Says here — ” “ Sergeant? ” “ Now wh – Oh, it ’s you, Corporal Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Seems they did n’t notice anything, eh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Seems to me, seems to me, ” said Quirke, “ that it ’s not likely to be one of you lot, eh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Sergeant Colon? ” “ Sir? ” “ Put out the news that we ’ve arrested Edward d’Eath.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Sergeant Colon? ” “ Sir? ” “ Put out the news that we ’ve arrested Edward d’Eath.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Seven million at current valuation, I would say. ” “ It ’s all mine? ” “ From the hour of your wedding to Lady Sybil.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Shall I ask him to go away? ” said a voice from around keyhole level.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Shame, really. ” “ What is? ” “ They ’ll be melted down, of course. ” Vimes stared at the neat racks of hammers and files.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	She lives in Mincing Street. ” “ And Mrs Scurrick? ” “ In Treacle Street?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	She lives in Mincing Street. ” “ And Mrs Scurrick? ” “ In Treacle Street?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Should n’t a couple of senior officers stay up here?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Should you be oozing like that? ” “ Dunno.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Simple, but nice. ” “ Yes, he is simple, is n’t he? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Since it ’s got a river you can chew, where does the drinking water come from?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Sir, I think it ’s from the Assass — ” “ We ’ll just go and talk about it outside, shall we? ” said Vimes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Sir?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Slice Mountain?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Slow down! ” “ Why? ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	So I sleeps up there quite often. ” “ Right. ” “ More often than not, point of fact. ” “ Really? ” Gaspode whimpered a little.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	So he was heavier going than he was coming back, yes? ” “ Blight, ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	So how did he get killed? ” “ By the Assassins, surely, ” said Dr Whiteface.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	So much for people importuning the standard of my merchandise! ” “ What ’s happening, Throat? ” said Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	So what did a few more matter?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	So what is your point? ” “ You ’ve seen the likeness.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	So what you ’re saying is, someone’d decided who the rightful king was before he pulled it out?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	So what?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	So you would n’t get hurt? ” “ Not really.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	So, Captain Vimes, what is it really?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	So?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	So?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	So? ” “ That ’s more than two hundred yards away. ” “ Yes? ” “ The.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	So? ” “ That ’s more than two hundred yards away. ” “ Yes? ” “ The.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Some kind of automatic slap- stick? ” He sorted through a bin of metal offcuts to find a piece of steel, and then selected a file.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Some kind of clockwork soldier?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Something like that, something dangerous, why not just get rid of it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Something they ’ve got to take? ” Carrot prompted.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Sometimes a dog has to get right down and ask himself: what species am I?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Sorry. ” “ Detritus? ” “ Yes? ” Are you all right?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Sorry. ” “ Detritus? ” “ Yes? ” Are you all right?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Sorry. ” “ Detritus? ” “ Yes? ” Are you all right?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Sugar? ” “ No, thank you. ” “ People are searching for it, I trust? ” “ The Assassins are.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Sugar? ” “ No, thank you. ” “ People are searching for it, I trust? ” “ The Assassins are.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Surely everyone knew that, who knew anything about dwarfs?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Take a look behind the throne, will you? ” Carrot mounted the steps.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Taste that alluvial deposit, know what I mean? ” C. M. O. T. Dibbler had a number of bad points, but species prejudice was not one of them.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	That stuff makes him angry. ” “ How you get king inna first place? ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	That ’s all? ” “ If it ’s technically full moon I can Change even during the day if I want to.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	That ’s an old word for city. ” “ Yes? ” “ I read it in a book.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	That ’s right, is n’t it, Sergeant Colon? ” “ Yessir. ” Carrot hesitated only a moment.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	That ’s what they say. ” “ What? ” Vimes ’ sudden rage was like a thunderclap.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	The body was discovered just a short while ago? ” “ Yes, sir. ” “ Then it ’s out of your jurisdiction, captain. ” “ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	The body was discovered just a short while ago? ” “ Yes, sir. ” “ Then it ’s out of your jurisdiction, captain. ” “ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	The damn thing was made of metal, was n’t it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	The old joke went: the trolls live next to the cattleyard?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	The tradesman ’s entrance. ” “ You sent a Watchman to the tradesman ’s entrance? ” said Lady Sybil.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Their cohorts all gleaming in purple and gold, sir. ” “ Really? ” “ Very important, sir, good clean cohorts.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Then there was the guard in the corner, another of the big lumpy ones — “ Still all right, your lordship? ” said Nobby.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	There are regulations laid down for this eventuality. ” “ Where is your authority? ” Quirke stared at the crowd.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	There is one question that intrigues me, however. ” “ M’Lord? ” “ Why was it in your Guild House to be stolen?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	There is one question that intrigues me, however. ” “ M’Lord? ” “ Why was it in your Guild House to be stolen?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	There was a glint of metal, on the roof of the Tower “ Sergeant, who ’s on the Tower? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	There ’s plenty of evidence against him. ” “ Like what? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	They do n’t grow on trees! ” “ Oook? ” “ I ca n’t think who to ask! ” “ Oook. ”.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	They do that in museums. ” “ No, I should n’t think th — What do you know about museums, anyway? ” “ Oh, well, sir, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	They heard him say: “ It ca n’t be right! ” “ What ca n’t? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	They went something like this: Any chance of a bone?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	This is my only uniform. ” “ You have to put some clothes on when you ’re human? ” “ Yes. ” “ Why?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	This is my only uniform. ” “ You have to put some clothes on when you ’re human? ” “ Yes. ” “ Why?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Those red ones on elastic?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Threaten me. ” “ Please? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	To be used?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	To maintain parity? ” “ Go ahead, Acting- Constable Cuddy. ” Carrot removed his helmet and wiped his forehead.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Tough?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Trespass on Guild property is a very serious offence, after all. ” “ Did anyone see Beano after the explosion? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Trolls attacked the Day Watch? ” “ They ’re chucking cobbles! ” “ You ca n’t trust ‘ em, ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Trolls?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Understand, Carrot?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Until then, you and your men can consider yourselves on leave. ” “ The Day Watch?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Very good. ” “ How we get out? ” There was no way to climb back.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Very responsible. ” “ And what was that? ” “ Quartermaster, sir, ” said Nobby, saluting smartly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	WAS THERE ANYTHING AMUSING IN THE STATEMENT I JUST MADE?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Walking around as if you own the place? ” Vimes paused, his heart singing.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Want another drink, captain? ” “ He certainly does n’t need a — ” “ Shut up, I know what I ’m doing.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Was the voice in his head or in the gonne?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	We ca n’t let him get away! ” “ It ’s Angua, captain. ” “ What? ” “ She ’s dead! ” “ Carrot!
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	We hope you will have a long and – what ’s that you ’ve got there, Cuddy? ” “ What? ” said Cuddy, innocently.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	We hope you will have a long and – what ’s that you ’ve got there, Cuddy? ” “ What? ” said Cuddy, innocently.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	We must tell the captain. ” “ You think she was killed by the same thing as Hammerhock? ” “ Yes. ” “ There are.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	We ought to go round to the Assassins and have it out with them. ” “ Why the Assassins? ” said Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	We really wanted this to be a surprise — ” “ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	We ’ll bury her up at Small Gods, how about that? ” said Vimes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	We ’re in the same job, yes? ” “ But maybe when we ’re off duty we could take a — ” “ Got to go! ” Angua turned and ran.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	We ’re putting our worst men on the case ’?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Well, what else could I do?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Well? ” “ Leonard? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Well? ” “ Leonard? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What about it? ” “ Do n’t it kill you? ” “ Look, you do n’t have to believe everything you hear about werewolves.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What about it? ” “ Do n’t it kill you? ” “ Look, you do n’t have to believe everything you hear about werewolves.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What about it? ” “ Is the rent worth more than a farthing a month? ” Muldoon stared at him with his one operating eye.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What about it? ” “ Is the rent worth more than a farthing a month? ” Muldoon stared at him with his one operating eye.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What about something up front?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What about the stench?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What about wolfbane? ” “ Wolfbane?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What about wolfbane? ” “ Wolfbane?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What are we looking for actually, sir? ” “ Not sure.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What are you going to do about it? ”   Cuddy and Detritus were proceeding along Phedre Road.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What are you going to do now? ” “ I think it might be a good idea to find out whose room was on the other side of the hole, do n’t you?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What are you going to do now? ” “ I think it might be a good idea to find out whose room was on the other side of the hole, do n’t you?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What are you paid for? ” “ Never seen him in such a temper, ” said Gaspode.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What bloody use is that to me?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What did Vetinari think he was?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What did that to his leg? ” “ That ’s the gonne for you!
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What did you say? ” “ You gets city lights reflected off cumulus, because it ’s low lying, see.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What do you mean? ” Vimes fought to prevent his brain parting company with reality.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What do you think about it? ” “ I do n’t think about it, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What do you think would happen if people saw us carrying that along the streets? ” “ Big trouble. ” “ Correct.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What do you think, Quirke? ” “ I do n’t think, Vimes. ” “ Good man.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What do you think? ” “ Do you really like walking? ” said Angua, falling into step.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What do you think? ” “ Do you really like walking? ” said Angua, falling into step.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What do you want to do, anyway? ” “ I just want people to tell me things, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What does equal mean? ” They trudged on, to see what the future held.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What does it say? ” Carrot really cleared his throat this time.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What does that mean? ” “ Search me.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What for?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What good have I done?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What got put in museums?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What happened to honour? ” They perceptibly jumped as the last Lord d’Eath thrust himself out of his chair.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What happened to pride?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What happened to the old one? ” “ Oh, we still use it, sir, we still use it.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What happens?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What is, in fact, the basis of its civic economy?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What keeps it going?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What kind you, Bauxite? ” “ What the hell ’s going on here? ” The Watch House door had opened.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What kind you, Bauxite? ” “ What the hell ’s going on here? ” The Watch House door had opened.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What man among you has not seen his family name degraded since the days of the kings?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What more need be said?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What museum? ” “ The clown museum? ” “ Oh, you mean the Hall of Faces.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What museum? ” “ The clown museum? ” “ Oh, you mean the Hall of Faces.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What new arrangements? ” Carrot unfolded a second, and rather larger, piece of paper.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What of it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What sort of danger was a clown?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What sort of person could think like that?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What sort of surprise? ” Carrot fished in his pouch.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What sort of time is that to get up?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What talent? ” she said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What the hell did that all mean?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What the hell was it? ” Carrot stopped.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What time is it? ” Carrot glanced at the hourglass on his belt.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What time was it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What was Ankh- Morpork built on?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What was it called?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What were you doing down here, please?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What were you doing? ” Angua growled.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What would be the point?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What you think humans say, eh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What ’ll I do? ” Nobby was a terrified blur.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What ’ll they be doing, sir? ” “ They ’ll be being visible, sergeant. ” “ Right, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What ’s a mollusc? ” Angua had to scurry to keep up with Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What ’s happening?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What ’s in it? ” “ Many interesting examples of dwarf bread, sir. ” Vimes thought about this for a moment.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What ’s size got to do with being a dwarf? ” Carrot demanded.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What ’s so hard about pulling a sword out of a stone?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What ’s the point in that?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What ’s this about, then? ” “ It Troll New Year, ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What ’s wrong with that? ” “ Well.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What ’s yesterday got to do with it? ” “ Footprints still fresh, ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What? ” Gaspode sniffed the air.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	What? ” “ He ’s been hurt! ” Angua sprang away.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	When has that ever been true?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	When has that ever mattered? ” “ Oh, dear, ” said Angua, under her breath.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	When shall I see you again? ” “ Tomorrow.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Where is Dr Cruces? ” Carrot pointed.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Where was his red nose?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Where we? ” “ Dunno.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Where you from, Bauxite? ” “ Slice Mountain, but — ” “ Slice Mountain!
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Where ’d he go? ” There was a maze of alleys around the doors.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Where ’d it go? ” “ Dunno.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s Lance- Constable Angua? ” Dink.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s Lance- Constable Whatshername? ” “ Here, captain, ” said Angua, stepping out of the alley.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s the sense in that?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s your authority? ” “ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s your authority? ” “ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Which is what we guard. ” “ What from? ” said Lance- Constable Angua, the last of the new recruits.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	While our fair city languishes under the heel of the ty- rant? ” “ Oh.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Who are y- ou? ” The past had said, “ Corporal Carrot, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Who cares if she ’s a werewolf?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Who cares what ’s right or wrong?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Who told you? ” “ I really could n’t say, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Who was this man?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d have thought he ’d actually head for the opera house?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d use a blanket after it had been on a troll? ” “ Hah, yes, good point, ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s a Good Boy?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s a good boy then?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s going to do anything about it, if not us? ” “ You been putting anything in your milk? ” said Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s going to do anything about it, if not us? ” “ You been putting anything in your milk? ” said Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Whoever he is. ” “ Yessir. ” “ And your next move, Mr Carrot? ” said Vimes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why are you talking like that? ” “ Lake what, pray? ” “ What happened to the “ me big troll ” talk?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why are you talking like that? ” “ Lake what, pray? ” “ What happened to the “ me big troll ” talk?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why are you talking like that? ” “ Lake what, pray? ” “ What happened to the “ me big troll ” talk?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why be asked to look for a nose that was n’t lost?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why ca n’t they be in the militia? ” All the trolls listened intently.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why ca n’t you? ” “ Can count! ” “ How many fingers am I holding up, then? ” Detritus squinted.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why ca n’t you? ” “ Can count! ” “ How many fingers am I holding up, then? ” Detritus squinted.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why did n’t anyone force the door? ” “ Sorry, doctor, Edward left us weeks ago and I did n’t think — ” “ You did n’t think?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why did n’t anyone force the door? ” “ Sorry, doctor, Edward left us weeks ago and I did n’t think — ” “ You did n’t think?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why did n’t people learn from history?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why had they chased someone halfway across the dry?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why hide it away?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why is this? ” “ Er, sorry, Mr Edward, I ‘ ad a few glass plates left and the demons were n’t tired and — ” “ Next slide, please.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why keep it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why not fire?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why not give one to the nice little doggy over there?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why not just ask? ” “ Sorry, sir, ” said Nobby.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why not? ” “ It ’s all for the good of the city, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why not? ” “ You ’re retiring in less than an hour. ” “ I ’m still captain right now, corporal.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why should I do a thing like that? ” Cruces took a step back, but the gonne swung up towards Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why should they?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why were you digging down there? ” “ We were n’t digging down.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why ’re you so stupid?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why? ” THINK OF IT MORE AS BEING.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why? ” “ I want to see inside that workshop.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why? ” “ Now it ’s all sorted out? ” “ I just said that to waylay suspicion, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Why? ” “ Now it ’s all sorted out? ” “ I just said that to waylay suspicion, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Will I? ” There was a shuffling of huge oversized feet, and a general muttering.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Wot a Good Dog, Give Him A Bone?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Would you credit it? ” Vimes stood on Carrot ’s shoulders and walked his hand up the wall, but the little blue strip was still out of reach.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Yeah. ” “ How does he manage it? ” “ Dunno, ” said Nobby.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Yes, someone put a huge great hole in him, but apart from that, did he have any enemies?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ” Are n’t you forgetting something, sergeant? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ” Are n’t you forgetting something, sergeant? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ” “ I know a bit about fireworks, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Yesterday?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You are Death, are n’t you? ” THAT DOESN’T MEAN I HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT BURIAL CUSTOMS.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You are a pillock, what are you?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You back off, all of you. ” “ What power? ” said Butch.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You can tell because there ’s this — ” “ So how come Boffo saw him yesterday morning? ” They strolled onwards.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You could n’t spare I ten thousand dollars for a small mansion, could you? ” “ No. ” “ Just asking. ” Queen Molly prodded at the gown.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You did n’t have to — “ What ’s that in Cuddy ’s hand? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You know what I mean? ” “ What gets me, ” said Cuddy, “ is that he was a dwarf. ” “ What gets me is that he was murdered, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You know what he said?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You know, captain?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You looked at the dogs in the Guild, right?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You loony bastard, what you make of this? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You may clear the table. ” “ Yes, Mr Edward. ” “ Whatever happened to honour, Blenkin? ” “ Dunno, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You never thought of giving it to the guards! ” “ Are n’t we going to give chase, Corporal Carrot? ” said Pyjama.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You ought to make yourself useful and find the man who put the sword in the stone in the first place, eh? ” There was a sort of relieved laughter.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You see it? ” Vimes demanded.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You see?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You shut your eyes. ” “ Why? ” said Gaspode.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You think so? ” “ Yes. ” “ But.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You used him, did n’t you?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You want to keep everyone on their toes, yes?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You would n’t think it, would you?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You ’d think he ’d have a comb, would n’t you?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You ’ll be wanting to see the triumphal arch, will you? ” “ Yes, please. ” Carrot turned back to Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You ’ll fight us all for her, will you? ” said Big Fido.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You ’re the dwarf, are you? ” “ Nossir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve got a strength of fixty- six, nominal, OK?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	Yuk! ” “ Pardon? ” said Dibbler.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	[ 12] More usually a landlady would ask ‘ Are you decent? ”, but Mrs Cake knew her lodgers.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	a bit like someone ’s thrown away an old privy carpet? ” “ Oh, thank you very much, ” said a voice very low down, somewhere in the darkness.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	a honcharina?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	a lot? ” whispered Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	a seamstress. ”[10] “ And you ’re not very good at sewing? ” Angua ’s sharp glance saw nothing but honest innocence in his face.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	and all sorts – hey, where ’re you going? ” Gaspode trotted after her as Angua headed back to Rime Street, nose close to the ground.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	anything else about dwarfs? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	at all? ” said Angua, and felt embarrassed at asking.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	bad dogs. ” “ Bad dogs? ” “ Bad dogs.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	ca n’t find Lance- Constable Angua, either. ” “ Sergeant? ” Colon braced himself.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	colleague means, sir, is can you help us in our inquiries in re the writing on this alleged piece of paper here? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	concerned. ” “ Yes, sir. ” “ I think you upset him. ” “ Sir? ” The Patrician seemed to be reaching a decision.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	could you come up here, please? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	do you know what that means? ” “ No- one ’s been down here since yesterday, ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	do you know, I do n’t know? ” “ I should never have made it.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	do you own at least two- and- one- third acres and more than half a cow? ” “ All right, all right, ” said Muldoon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	do you think someone could show me your museum? ” “ Sorry?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	do you think someone could show me your museum? ” “ Sorry?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	dwarfs?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	evidence? ” “ No- one seems to know where it is, sir. ” “ When I spoke to Captain.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	fireworks?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	found something. ” “ Oh? ” “ Something bad. ” “ You wo n’t like it at all, ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	he ’s a friend o ’ mine. ” “ Biting a man ’s arm for patting you does n’t sound very friendly. ” “ Yeah?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	how come you joined the Watch, then? ” “ Hah!
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	hurt? ” “ It ’s a bit like a whole- body sneeze.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	is it true? ” “ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	is it true? ” “ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	it was sticking out, was n’t it? ” “ Where anyone could ’ve grabbed it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	it was sticking out, was n’t it? ” “ Where anyone could ’ve grabbed it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	it ’s Edward, right? ” The figure hesitated.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	it ’s in your Charter, is n’t it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	just have gone somewhere where you could n’t see him? ” “ Nah, that would n’t be like old Leonard.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	like a rocket stick? ” “ Oh, ih- ee- ot!
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	like alchemists ’ writing? ” “ Oh, no! ” Vimes put his hands over his eyes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	look, what happened in the pork store?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	note the line of the chin?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	rubbish? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	sneeze? ” “ Even a clothes brush would be something. ” They froze as the door creaked open.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	so what?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	so where ’s the sense in putting our firework on show?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	something? ” Carrot unfolded a piece of grubby paper, and cleared his throat.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	sort of pick it up as you go along, all right? ” He sighed.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	special hiring procedures? ” “ Nossir, ” said Nobby, proudly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	supposing he used another clown ’s face? ” “ Pardon? ” said Boffo.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	supposing he used another clown ’s face? ” “ Pardon? ” said Boffo.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	that sort of thing. ” “ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	there. ” “ Bit of card? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	urrgh. ” “ Really? ” The clockwork soldier marched under the bench.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	visit him? ” “ Oh, you know about him, then, ” said Boffo.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	was found in the river, OK? ” “ Oh.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	we ’re like that. ” “ What ’re you trying to do?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	welcome to the Watch, men. ” “ Corporal Carrot? ” “ Yes, Cuddy? ” “ It ’s not fair.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	welcome to the Watch, men. ” “ Corporal Carrot? ” “ Yes, Cuddy? ” “ It ’s not fair.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	when Cuddy and the troll and me pined the Watch – well, you know why it was us three, do n’t you? ” “ Of course.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	where ’s Corporal Nobbs? ” There was a dink as Acting- Constable Detritus ’ hand bounced off his new helmet.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	why not?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	yeah? ” Nobby gave it a cursory examination, and then tossed it aside.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	yes, Carrot? ” “ Now, they ’ve got to take the King ’s Shilling, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	you do n’t rip hearts out, do you? ” “ Not unless I want to, ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	you know, the young ladies, right? ” But if they started thinking with their brains for a little while, that ’s what they ’d be thinking.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	you ’re a bigger. ” “ Sorry? ” “ A bigger.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	you ’re a dwarf, are n’t you? ” “ It ’s the nose, is n’t it? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	you ’re a dwarf, are n’t you? ” “ It ’s the nose, is n’t it? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	– oh, fish out that clockwork soldier, will you?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	‘ GONNE ’   “ What does that mean? ” she said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ A further promotion opportunity, perhaps?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ A ire- erk htick. ” A what? ” “ Ire- erk.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ A knighthood?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ A monarch ’s an absolute ruler, right?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ A what?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Aargh! ” “ Sorry? ” Trickle. ” “ Ca n’t hang around here talking to you all day, ” said Quirke.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Acting- Constable Cuddy, right? ” “ Yeah.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Again? ” Colon unhooked the cell keys from their nail over the desk and tossed them to the thief.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Ah, Vimes, ” he said, without looking around, “ come here, will you?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ All of us? ” he said, nervously.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ All right, sergeant, ” said Carrot, “ so where do we get some more weapons? ” The bulk of the Armoury loomed against the sunset.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ All right, ” he said, “ so what can we see? ” “ Someone thumped the wall pretty hard just here, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ An overcast moonless night? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ And did you try it? ” he said, afterwards.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ And do you know what it is they say about dwarfs? ” said a voice behind him.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ And does it put you in mind of anything, captain? ” Vimes scratched his head.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ And is that the last of your dema — requests? ” Carrot scratched his ear.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ And loads of trolls outside the Day Watch. ” “ Where ’s the crowd thickest? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ And so you locked him up? ” “ Right! ” “ Oh.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ And that ’s just a ordinary wolf — ” “ What are you all? ” snapped Big Fido.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ And what about the beggar girl? ” Vimes sat looking at the floor.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ And what are you going to do? ” said Queen Molly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ And where is Sergeant Colon? ” “ Here, Captain Vimes. ” “ I need a best man, Fred. ” “ Right, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ And who ’s your ladyfriend, Mr Carrot? ” “ This is Lance- Constable Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ And why are you here? ” “ Investigating our inquiries as to the fatal demise of the clown Beano, sir, ” said Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ And will you look at the colour of him! ” “ Should he be all shiny like that? ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ And you ’re a wolf and human at the same time, right?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ And your name, mister? ” “ SILAS!
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Angua? ” “ Yes? ” “ How did you know there was someone dead in here? ” “ I.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Angua? ” “ Yes? ” “ How did you know there was someone dead in here? ” “ I.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Angua? ” “ Yes? ” “ How did you know there was someone dead in here? ” “ I.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Another one?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Any idea where we are, Cuddy? ” “ Could be under the Palace, sir. ” “ That ’s what I reckoned.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyway, how the hell could it get this far into the wall? ” He slipped the disc into his pocket.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Anyway, you so clever, he gave paper to me? ” “ Hah!
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Are n’t we going to look at the opera house? ” she said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Are n’t you going to chase the man? ” said Angua, running to keep up.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you OK? ” said Beano.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you Watchmen? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you a dwarf? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you a giant? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you bloody blind or what? ” It was true that normal people could n’t hear Gaspode speak, because dogs do n’t speak.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you mad, or something? ” A dwarf pointed a trembling finger at Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you simple or what? ” Carrot gave him a big smile.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Are you writing it all down, like Captain Vimes did? ” she said, after a while.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Assassination? ” Carrot shook his head.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ August the fifteenth. ” “ What year? ” Sham Harga smiled, or at least moved various muscles around his mouth.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Axe?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Beano made a hole into the Assassins ’ Guild, yes?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Beano? ” “ Oh, hello.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Because Mr Hammerhock, ” said Cuddy, “ did n’t have such a great big hole where his chest should be. ” Does n’t he ever sleep?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Been in a fight, Skully? ” Skully looked up at Detritus, and whimpered.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Big Fido know about her? ” said Black Roger.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Big Fido said that? ” Angua hazarded.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Big enough for a human? ” “ Not even for a dwarf.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Big?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Bit of trouble? ” “ He took seven dollars and I never saw no Thief Licence! ” said Mr Flannel.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Buggrit?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ But I always puts a poultice on ‘ em. ” “ You ’ve been on a lot of battlefields, ai n’t you? ” “ Dozens. ” Sergeant Colon nodded.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ But I thought, well, is n’t it only silver that kills them?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ But why?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ But, of course, ” said Vimes, “ there ’s no possible way I could oversee this sort of thing. ” “ What do you mean, sir? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Ca n’t one of you get him a blanket or something? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Can I pull the trigger yet? ” Detritus rumbled, into the man ’s ear.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Can we have a word? ” “ You ’re in real trouble, Corporal Garret, ” snarled Quirke.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you hear me? ” shouted Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you knock it down? ” “ No.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Can you smell something? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Captain Quirke? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Captain Vimes — ” “ Sir? ” “ I know that you are retiring the day after tomorrow and feel, therefore, a little.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Captain Vimes, sah! ” “ Who ’re all these people? ” “ Watchmen, sir. ” Vimes stared in puzzlement at the half- dozen assorted guards.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Captain Vimes?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Captain Vimes?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Captain Vimes? ” He looked up.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Captain Vimes? ” Vimes blinked.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Captain Vimes? ” said Carrot, waving a hand in front of his eyes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Captain Vimes? ”.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Captain, why —? ” Carrot began.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Captain?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Carrot — ” “ Sir? ” “ I order you to give — ” “ No, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Carrot, can you come back with me to Hammerhock ’s? ” “ Yes, captain.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Carrot, can you go and get a boathook, please? ” Carrot followed his gaze.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Carrot? ” “ Hmm? ” “ You know.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Carrot? ” “ Hmm? ” “ You know.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Carrot? ” “ Right through my shoulder, sir. ” Vimes eased himself along on his elbows.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Carrot? ” “ Sarge? ” “ I should put some clothes on if I was you, lad. ” Carrot stayed looking into the pre- dawn gloom.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Carrot? ” “ Sarge? ” “ I should put some clothes on if I was you, lad. ” Carrot stayed looking into the pre- dawn gloom.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Carrot? ” “ Yes, captain? ” “ Do you think there ’s such a thing as a criminal mind? ” Carrot almost audibly tried to work this out.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Carrot? ” “ Yes, captain? ” “ Do you think there ’s such a thing as a criminal mind? ” Carrot almost audibly tried to work this out.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Carrot? ” “ Yes, captain? ” “ Do you think there ’s such a thing as a criminal mind? ” Carrot almost audibly tried to work this out.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Chase who?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Coalface?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Coochee- coochee- coo? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Corporal Carrot, will you stop being a dwarf for two seconds?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Corporal Carrot? ” “ Sir? ” These are your orders.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Corporal Carrot? ” “ Sir? ” These are your orders.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Could you come over here for a moment, please? ” The man grinned at his friends, and sauntered over.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Could you do it by giving it a kick? ” “ Oh, yes, ” said Sybil.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Cuddy? ” “ Yeah? ” “ We walked seven- ty- nine steps! ” “ That ’s nice. ” Cold air rushed past them.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Cuddy? ” “ Yeah? ” “ We walked seven- ty- nine steps! ” “ That ’s nice. ” Cold air rushed past them.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Cuddy? ” “ Yes? ” “ No- one ever say there tunnels under the city.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Cuddy? ” “ Yes? ” “ No- one ever say there tunnels under the city.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Cumulus or cirro- nimbus? ” “ I ’m sorry?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Cumulus or cirro- nimbus? ” “ I ’m sorry?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Deader than dead? ” “ You know.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Death who? ” There was a chill in the air.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Demand? ” said the Patrician, sweetly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Detritus? ” Detritus blinked.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Detritus? ” “ Sir? ” “ How are you? ” “ Oozing a bit, sir. ” A shot hit the carriage wheel above Vimes ’ head, making it spin.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Detritus? ” “ Sir? ” “ How are you? ” “ Oozing a bit, sir. ” A shot hit the carriage wheel above Vimes ’ head, making it spin.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Detritus? ” “ Sir? ” “ How are you? ” “ Oozing a bit, sir. ” A shot hit the carriage wheel above Vimes ’ head, making it spin.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Detritus? ” “ Yeah? ” “ Did he have any weapons? ” “ Just a stick.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Detritus? ” “ Yeah? ” “ Did he have any weapons? ” “ Just a stick.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Detritus? ” “ Yeah? ” “ Did he have any weapons? ” “ Just a stick.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Did exhibit A have a nose, Nobby? ” “ Yes, Fred. ” “ Then what was that about? ” “ Search me. ” Nobby scratched a promising boil.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Did exhibit A have a nose, Nobby? ” “ Yes, Fred. ” “ Then what was that about? ” “ Search me. ” Nobby scratched a promising boil.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Did n’t he have a crossbow? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Did she? ” “ Emphatically, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you know she was a werewolf? ” “ Um.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Did you mean his false nose? ” said Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Disappeared?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Do n’t you know?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Do we employ you? ” “ Yessir! ” Ah.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know anything about Master Edward? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know, sir, I never even considered that you ’d say no? ” “ You did n’t? ” “ No, sir. ” “ I ’m intrigued.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you know, sir, I never even considered that you ’d say no? ” “ You did n’t? ” “ No, sir. ” “ I ’m intrigued.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you mean charisma? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you mind? ” said Vimes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you notice that? ” “ I know.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Do you think that comes under the heading of “ minimum necessary force ”, sergeant? ” he asked.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Doctor, I think — ” “ Think?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Does sir wish me to shave him or will sir do it himself? ” “ I get nervous if people hold blades near my face, ” said Vimes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Dr Cruces? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Drink with a troll? ” “ Drink with a dwarf? ” “ All right, ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Drink with a troll? ” “ Drink with a dwarf? ” “ All right, ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Drun ’?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Eh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Eh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Elm Street?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Equals what? ” The frost collapsed.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Equals what? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Ever been in a burning house, miss? ” Sergeant Colon ’s normally red face had gone pale pink.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Excuse me, m’lady? ” “ Yes, Willikins? ” “ There is a Watchman at the door, m’lady.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Excuse me, m’lady? ” “ Yes, Willikins? ” “ There is a Watchman at the door, m’lady.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Fifty- six? ” “ Yes, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Fighting? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Fireworks? ” said Vimes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Fireworks? ” “ And fear, ” said Gaspode.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Following the trail. ” “ What for?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Fred? ” “ Yes, Nobby? ” “ Did that look a bit familiar to you? ” “ I know what you mean. ” Nobby fidgeted awkwardly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Fred? ” “ Yes, Nobby? ” “ Did that look a bit familiar to you? ” “ I know what you mean. ” Nobby fidgeted awkwardly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Fred? ” “ Yes, Nobby? ” “ Did that look a bit familiar to you? ” “ I know what you mean. ” Nobby fidgeted awkwardly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Gaspode?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Go and fetch the ladder, will you, Drumknott? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Goin’ stiff and purple and suchlike? ” “ Right. ” “ And then sort of manky and runny.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Good grief. ” “ What did you expect? ” “ I do n’t know.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Good grief. ” “ What is it? ” “ It must have come from the roof of the opera house. ” “ Yes?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Good grief. ” “ What is it? ” “ It must have come from the roof of the opera house. ” “ Yes?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Got a light? ” The Patrician opened his eyes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Got a light? ” “ He ’s got a blue collar, ” said Lady Ramkin.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Got a piece of paper on you, Fred?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Got any ideas, Carrot? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Got any other clothes? ” said Gaspode.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Guild memorabilia, that sort of thing? ” “ Yes, exactly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Had n’t someone better go and tell Mrs Hammer- hock? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Has anyone been giving him sulphur? ” said Nobby.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Has he come to arrest us, do you think?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Have n’t you got something in your room? ” Angua asked.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Have we got an appointment? ” “ I ’ve got an iron ball with spikes on, ” Nobby volunteered.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Have we got any bandages? ” The sky was a little white circle, high above.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you any suggestions, captain? ” Vimes appeared to descend from whatever cloud his mind had been occupying.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you got any previous convictions? ” “ Well, I dunno.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you got one of those Hershebian twelve- shot bows with the gravity feed? ” he snapped.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you noticed how massive their heads are? ” said Vimes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Have you tried rat without ketchup? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Have – have you got an appointment? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ He did n’t have a face? ” “ No, you ’re thinking like a clown.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ He drew his sword! ” “ What did you expect?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ He got that right? ” “ Not exactly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ He was caught, was n’t he? ” “ Yes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ He was one of the early kings, was n’t he?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ He was the fat one, yes? ” “ That ’s right. ” “ Why has he got a pet monkey? ” “ Ah, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ He was the fat one, yes? ” “ That ’s right. ” “ Why has he got a pet monkey? ” “ Ah, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ He ’s dead! ” “ Catching, is n’t it? ” Vimes looked at the grinning corpse.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ He ’s mad, is n’t he? ” “ No, mad ’s when you froth at the mouf, ” said Gaspode.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ He ’s rich, thick and oily, yes? ” “ And smells faintly of eggs, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Hey, let go! ” “ Sergeant! ” shouted Carrot, over his shoulder, “ can you come up here a moment? ” Angua tried to pull away.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Hiding, eh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Him?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Hit him around the head with a bladder on a stick? ” said Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Hmm? ” Captain Vimes picked up a grape and started turning it over and over in his fingers.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Ho, yes?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Hold still, will you? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Home?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How about Corporal Nobbs? ” said the Patrician.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How about you and you coming and having a drink with me? ” Angua removed her helmet and shook out her hair.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How about you? ” “ I got bored.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How black ’s that, then? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How can I put this?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How can you admire a man like this? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How come you smell so bad?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How come you survive, then? ” “ I can think on my paws, me.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How could I do that? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you find out, eh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you know that? ” “ A lucky guess, ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How did you know that? ” “ I think d’Eath stole the gonne.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How do you feel, your lordship? ” said Corporal Nobbs the upwardly mobile.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How do you know all that? ” “ I read it in a book. ” Angua picked up an ancient egg.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How long have you lived here? ” said Cuddy, suddenly feeling very conspicuous in the middle of the tunnel.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How many bolts have you got for your bow? ” said Vimes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How many fingers am I holding up? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How much does it mean to you? ” Vimes stared.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How much money? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How much? ” “ Er.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How ’d he know it was in there, then? ” Colon demanded.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How ’s the grocery business?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ How?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ I beg your pardon? ” “ A new dartboard, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ I expect you can see the holes in his armour, right? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ I expect you know what that is, captain? ” “ Oh, yes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, what does he know?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ I mean, why?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ I said I got the Power, did n’t I? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ I say, I say, I say, ” it said, “ why did the fat man knock at the door? ” “ I do n’t know, ” said Colon automatically.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose next you ’ll tell me this dog saw it all? ” “ Woof? ” Edward d’Eath drew the curtains, bolted the door and leaned on it.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose next you ’ll tell me this dog saw it all? ” “ Woof? ” Edward d’Eath drew the curtains, bolted the door and leaned on it.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ I suppose, ” said Vimes, “ you would n’t hazard an intuitive guess as to what was stolen? ” Angua shrugged.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ I think he put some alcohol in it first. ” “ Captain Vimes? ” said Carrot again.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ I think this the pork futures warehouse in Morpork Road. ” “ What? ” “ Used to work here, ” said the troll.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ll join. ” “ Swear him in, acting- constable. ” “ Permission to enrol another dwarf, sir?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ll think about it? ” THANK YOU.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ I ’ll, er, I ’ll go and get the Master, then, shall I? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ If it had n’t slowed down I ’d be seriously abraded. ” “ What ’s up with you?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ In whose army? ” “ Duke of Pseudopolis, sir. ” “ But Pseudopolis always lost its wars! ” “ Ah.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Is he still breathing? ” said Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Is it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that it? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Is that what you came to see me about? ” said Leonard.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there a problem? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there any way out? ” “ The main door is in Morpork Street.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there something wrong? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Is there? ” said the clown.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Is this right? ” “ Trolls going one way, dwarfs going the other? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Is this right? ” “ Trolls going one way, dwarfs going the other? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ It stuck all right, ” said Nobby, “ and some of it went down my shirt. ” “ Why throw things at you? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ It was obviously an accident, right? ” “ Quite so.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ It was something you came here to find, was n’t it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s Bluejohn and Bauxite, is n’t it? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s Cumbling Michael, is n’t it? ” said Carrot, in his cheery way.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s a clock? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s as simple as that? ” “ Simple as what? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s as simple as that? ” “ Simple as what? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s sad, is n’t it? ” said Nobby.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s some kind of joke, right? ” “ I think probably the property qualification can be waived, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s the ivory, you see. ” “ Ah, ” said Cuddy, not seeing, “ elephants? ” “ Ivory without elephants.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s what he would have wanted. ” “ Have you any idea what happened? ” said Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ It ’s you, is n’t it? ” he said, pointing his sword.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Just Watchmen, see?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Just take the Bursar away and make him lie down for a while, will you? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Lance- Constable Cuddy? ” “ Yes. ” “ You a dwarf.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Lance- Constable Detritus? ” “ Yes, Lance- Constable Cuddy? ” “ Follow me. ”   Why?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Lance- Constable Detritus? ” “ Yes, Lance- Constable Cuddy? ” “ Follow me. ”   Why?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Lance- Constable Detritus? ” “ Yes, Lance- Constable Cuddy? ” “ Follow me. ”   Why?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Late?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Leonard?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Let ’s go. ” “ Vegetarian? ” mumbled Gaspode, limping after them.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Like a bucket of whitewash over the door, or a custard pie? ” said Sergeant Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Like a clown or a jester? ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ May I see? ” Carrot lowered his sword and, to Vimes ’ horror, walked over to the desk and pulled the bundle of documents out of the case.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ May we take some weapons? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Me?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Me?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Me?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Mmm? ” she said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Mr Downey? ” A white- haired Assassin drew himself to attention.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Mr Poppley, is n’t it? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Must it? ” “ Lots of japes and jokes, I mean. ” Boffo gave Carrot a lopsided look.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ My foot! ” “ What about your foot? ” “ Something stuck in it! ” He hopped backwards, clutching at one sandal, and fell over Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ My official sword is in the rack. ” “ What ’s that one in your belt? ” Carrot said nothing.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Need?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Never heard of him? ” said Silverfish.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Nine in the morning?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ No more Night Watch? ”   It ’s generally very quiet in the Unseen University library.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ No sense us tryin ’ to force our culture on ‘ em, is there?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ No. ” “ What are you doing, then? ” “ I ’m writing to my mum and dad. ” “ Really? ” “ I always write to my mum and dad.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ No. ” “ What are you doing, then? ” “ I ’m writing to my mum and dad. ” “ Really? ” “ I always write to my mum and dad.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Nobby? ” They shared a mental picture of Corporal Nobbs.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Normally that involves gods of some sort, does it not? ” “ Did I use the word?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Normally that involves gods of some sort, does it not? ” “ Did I use the word?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Not man enough, eh? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Notice how small their heads are? ” he managed.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Now then, Corporal Carrot, ” he said, “ you know how I ’ve always told you how observation is important? ” “ Yes, captain.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Now what we do? ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Now, what were we going for today?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ OK. ” “ But that ’s not right, see?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Of course. ” “ How? ” “ How?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Of course. ” “ How? ” “ How?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, is that all? ” “ Yes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, my. ” “ Shut up. ” “ Sorry? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh, pretty damn black, I should think. ” “ Not necessarily. ” “ What? ” “ You get more stars on a moonless night.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Oh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ On the house? ” said Mr Cheese.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Ook? ” “ Well, go and find one, ” said Ridcully.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Or in case anything happens down there? ” “ I ’ll go with Lance- Constable Cuddy and Lance- Constable Detritus, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Ot oo oo ont? ” “ If you do n’t help me down to that balcony, I ’ll widdk in your ear. ” BIG FIDO?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Ot oo oo ont? ” “ If you do n’t help me down to that balcony, I ’ll widdk in your ear. ” BIG FIDO?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” said Leonard.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” “ Well, I mean, the ground is.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” “ Where ’s Beano ’s egg, Boffo? ” “ That ’s here on the desk, ” said Boffo.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Pardon? ” “ Where ’s Beano ’s egg, Boffo? ” “ That ’s here on the desk, ” said Boffo.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ People like that should be publicly flogged. ” Why did I say that?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ People’re always borrowing slap off each other — ” “ Slap? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Perhaps we could fetch him a chair? ” said Angua, after an embarrassing fifteen seconds.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Personal is n’t the same as important? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Putting the metal rods in the lemons? ” “ Do n’t be a damn fool. ” “ What dis letter mean? ” said Detritus, pointing at the paper.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Putting the metal rods in the lemons? ” “ Do n’t be a damn fool. ” “ What dis letter mean? ” said Detritus, pointing at the paper.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Queen? ” “ They sometimes call the head beggar king or queen, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Question, sir? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Really?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Really?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Really? ” “ It was always so hard to nick their boots. ” Sergeant Colon nodded at a passing beggar.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Right, Nobby? ” “ Oh, yeah, we ’ll be off all right, because it ’s all settled, ” said Nobby.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Sa- fer?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ See? ” Carrot said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ See? ” said Gaspode, crunching it up in his dreadful teeth.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ See? ” said Gaspode.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Seven dollars, was it? ” “ At least fourteen. ” Mr Flannel looked Angua up and down.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Sewers? ” he said, eventually.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Sharp as needles. ” “ You know, ” Vimes shook his head, “ you know, that ’s what ’s so damn annoying, is n’t it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Shot at you? ” “ Five time, ” said Detritus, happily.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Should his eyes be flashing on and off like that? ” said Dibbler.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Should n’t we be finding out who did it? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Sir? ” said Carrot, politely.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Sir? ” “ He.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Sir? ” “ I want him found! ” “ Yes, doctor — ” “ In fact I want him inhumed!
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Sir? ” “ You have no concept of the delicate balance of the dry.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Slingshot? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ So we go and find what it was? ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ So we ’ve got a clockwork soldier, have we? ” said Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ So what do we do now? ” she said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ So what?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ So what?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Sold the bolts for this thing? ” “ They ’re right there! ” Nobby selected one from the shelf and dropped it into its slot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Some of them weigh as much as — ” “ What ’s so important, anyway? ” said Lady Ramkin.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Someone called — ” “ Edward d’Eath? ” said Carrot, sitting down on the bed.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Something the Assassins wanted to keep where they could look at it? ” she said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry, excuse me – mind like a sieve these days – what was it you said was stolen? ” Not a muscle, not a sinew moved on Dr Cruces ’ face.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry, sergeant, ” he said, “ this is n’t how dwarfs do it, see? ” “ It ’s how guards do it, ” said Sergeant Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry, sergeant? ” “ You kicked me! ” “ I accidentally trod on your sandal, sergeant.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Sorry? ” said Beano.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Stale?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Stinks, do n’t it? ” said a nasty little voice from somewhere behind Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Suicide squad, is he? ” said the alchemist.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Superconductivity! ” “ Wha ’? ” “ You see?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Superconductivity! ” “ Wha ’? ” “ You see?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Supposing we ’d found who killed the dwarf and the clown?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Supposing you used another clown ’s make- up? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Sure, captain? ” “ Trust me. ” Vimes grimaced.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Swor ’?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ S’pose he ’s an easy lad to like? ” Carrot had turned on the trolls, who were smirking at the dwarfs ’ discomfiture.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Tell me, ” he said, in a slightly distant voice, “ has there been an irretrievable breakdown of law and order? ” “ Yeah.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Tell me, ” he said, “ how was he killed? ” “ I do n’t know.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Thank you, sir. ” “ I gather that you and, er, Constable Angua are getting along well? ” “ We have a very good Understanding, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ That Mrs Cake, ” said Carrot, “ definitely a strong- minded woman, eh? ” “ Too true, ” said Vimes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ That all you ’re taking, Detritus? ” “ No sir!
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ That was very nearly a joke, was n’t it? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’d be silly, would n’t it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s a morningstar, Nobby. ” “ Is it? ” “ Yes, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s it, is it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s right, is n’t it, sergeant? ” “ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s right, is n’t it, sergeant? ” “ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s the thing what Big Fido ca n’t get his mind around, see?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ That ’s the whole mess about being a dog, see? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ The Colossus of Morpork? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ The buggers attacked the Watch House! ” “ Who? ” “ Them! ” Carrot patted him on the shoulder.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ The current ethnic problem. ” “ Are we having one? ” “ Well, yes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ The leather ’s been kept greased, too! ” “ What is it? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ The old nose, eh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Then I would n’t be me. ” “ Someone else might do it, though? ” Boffo ’s buttonhole squirted.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ There is. ” “ Sure? ” “ Positive. ” “ Sorry about that, ” said the clown.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’s nothing you want to leave? ” “ It ’s so hard to choose, sir. ” Detritus was hanging on to his huge bow.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ There ’s something wrong, is n’t there? ” “ I ’m not going back, ” said Vimes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ These are my friends Black Roger and — ” “ Butch? ” suggested Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ These big bits are cooling fins, see?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ They need keeping a eye on. ” “ What ’s happened to Quirke? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ They say it was only a beggar girl in the Guild. ” Well?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ They ’re all citizens. ” “ You mean you could have vampires in the Watch? ” “ Very good on night duty, sir.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ They ’re the widows of coppers? ” she said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ This boy is Mister Simple, am I right? ” “ Do they let dogs in dwarf shops? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ This boy is Mister Simple, am I right? ” “ Do they let dogs in dwarf shops? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ This is n’t getting any work done, is it? ” “ Woof, whine, give the doggy a biscuit, ” said Gaspode.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ This is the dog Guild, right?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ This is where he lives? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ This little bow scare you? ” said Nobby.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Tough?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ True, is it? ” “ How should I know?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ True, is it? ” “ How should I know?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Try what? ” said Silverfish.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Two and one? ” he suggested.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Two? ” “ OK.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Usually we can shut the city gates, right?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Very thin- skinned, your basic ethnic. ” “ Thin- skinned?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Was that a reason to kill him? ” Certainly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Was that all right, sergeant? ” “ He ’s probably going to be satirical, even, ” said Colon, morosely.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ We can go home now, sir? ” he suggested.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ We only found the poor thing a few minutes ago. ” Angua could feel Carrot opening his mouth to say “ Who? ” She nudged him again.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ We ’d better catch up Foul Ole Ron before your chainmail becomes a bottle of Bearhugger ’s, yes? ” Angua looked around.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ We ’ll, er, we ’ll just be going, then, shall we? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ We ’re going to have to sort it out? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Well now, Cornice, ” he said, “ do you know who I am? ” “ Oh, ” said the gargoyle sullenly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Well, corporal, ” he said eventually, “ we know it was n’t a troll that did it, do n’t we?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” said Angua, not unkindly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” said one of them.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” the clown demanded.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Well? ” “ Evening, doctor, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What I want to know is, ” said Angua, “ what put that hole in him? ” “ Never see anything like that, ” said Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What about Lettice Knibbs, the beggar girl? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What about them? ” The man spat on the floor.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What about you, Carrot? ” “ I can move my hand.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What about you, anyway? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What are they? ” “ My cartoons, ” said Leonard.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What are we waiting for? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you holding me up by? ” “ Yer collar, ” said Gaspode, through his teeth.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you lot doing? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you talking about? ” YOU’RE DEAD.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What are you talking about? ” “ Nothing!
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What can you make of it? ” Carrot frowned.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What do we have to sit down for anyway?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you mean, dwarfs do n’t? ” “ No- one ’s told us what everyone knows about dwarfs, ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you people use for doctors, anyway? ” A troll face appeared in a doorway.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you see out there, captain? ” “ City of Ankh- Morpork, sir, ” said Vimes, keeping his expression carefully blank.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think about this, captain? ” Carrot stood up.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you think, captain? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What do you want me to do next, sir? ” “ Send them out in squads, sergeant.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What for? ” she said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What for? ” “ What for?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What for? ” “ What for?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What gives you the right to be here, mister policeman?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What happens if a clown wants to use another clown ’s face? ” she said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What have you got me into? ” she growled.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What him say? ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it they say about dwarfs? ” Carrot fielded a man pushing a barrow.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What is it you want? ” The crowd waited.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What kind of good advice? ” “ About mining, usually.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What makes you think it was a dragon, Lance- Constable Angua? ” Angua hesitated.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What say we have a game of cards? ” said Nobby, brightly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What shall I do about Vimes? ” Kill him.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What should I do? ” “ Burying the poor thing would be a good start. ” Carrot turned the metal slug over in his fingers.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What sort of time d’you call this? ” “ Almost nine in the morning, sir, ” said the butler.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What that? ” “ It ’s like.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What this bit for? ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What time is it? ” she said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What was it, corporal? ” “ I think it ’s a new kind of weapon. ” “ We heard the glass smash and there she was, ” said Molly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What was it? ” “ If we tell you, you say, stupid ethnic people, you pulling my leg off, ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What was that? ” “ I call it a flapping- wing- flying- device, ” said Leonard da Quirm, getting down off his launching stepladder.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What we doing now? ” “ We ought to leave it here and fetch Corporal Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What would Corporal Carrot do at a time like this? ” whispered Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What you going to do about it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’d you do that for, captain? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’ll he do to you? ” said Nobby, as they headed for the gate.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re you doing here, Here’n’now?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’re you doing here? ” “ Your uniform got stolen while you were spying in the Assassins ’ Guild, ” Gaspode prompted.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s a gonne? ” “ Maybe something was n’t in the Assassins ’ museum, and they put this sign on it? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s a gonne? ” “ Maybe something was n’t in the Assassins ’ museum, and they put this sign on it? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s a twofour? ” A two and a two and a two and a two. ” Cuddy put his head on one side.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s been going on? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s been happening, Fred? ” Colon took a deep breath.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s he holding in his hand? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s not right? ” “ Do n’t know.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that got to do with it? ” “ If anyone puts a match to anything tonight, it ’s goodbye Ankh, ” said the sergeant morosely.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s that? ” “ He ’s a Watchman. ” “ Looks like a troll to me.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s the glue made of? ” “ Boiled slugs. ” The Patrician pulled the paper off one hand.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s this all about? ” “ You know, Watchman, ” said Stronginthearm.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s this? ” “ Er — ” “ Do n’t know, eh? ” “ Sure.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s this? ” “ Er — ” “ Do n’t know, eh? ” “ Sure.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s up?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s up? ” said Colon.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What ’s wrong? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What, ” he said, “ is this? ” “ Oh, I wondered where that had gone, ” said Leonard.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” AHEM.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ An exploding dragon. ” They walked in stunned silence.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Give it to me. ” She held it close to his mouth.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Here to take inventory. ” “ Where ’s your auth — ” “ Oh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Here to take inventory. ” “ Where ’s your auth — ” “ Oh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Lance- Constable, ” she repeated.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Some weapons?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Some weapons?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ What? ” “ Something not right. ” There were other smells.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Whatever for? ” “ Does.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ When we had kings, sir? ” “ Kings?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ When we had kings, sir? ” “ Kings?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are we? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are we? ” whispered Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Where are you staying? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Where can you get a change of clothes around here? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Where did Cruces go? ” The mist rolled around his head.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Where does it show? ” “ It ’s the smell, girl.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Where is it? ” “ Just there, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Where the hell are we, partner? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’d he go?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’d it go?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’d we got to? ” said Mrs Cake, still on the other side of the door.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’re you going? ” He broke into a waddling, bow- legged trot to keep up with her.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Where ’s the gritsucker? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Which way did he go? ” “ Dat way. ” And in the Guild ’s main hall the master butcher Gerhardt Sock was staggering around in circles.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are these gentlemen? ” he demanded.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are you, pray? ” The gonne swung towards him.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who are you? ” “ Corporal Nobbs, sir! ” said Nobby, saluting.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who cares?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who cares? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who do you think you are? ” “ I will do what I told — ” “ Do n’t wanna be inna — ” Wham!
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who knows? ” “ Let me think now, ” said Vimes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who says that?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who says? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who was he? ” “ Who? ” “ The man who said “ No More Kings ”. ” People were staring.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who was he? ” “ Who? ” “ The man who said “ No More Kings ”. ” People were staring.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who was she? ” “ Lettice Knibbs, ” said Cumbling Michael.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who was that man with the granite face I saw in the Watch House? ” said Angua, as they proceeded along Broad Way.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’d do something like this to a poor little dragon? ” she said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’d do such a thing? ” Carrot turned to the beggars clustered around the doorway.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s she? ” said Cumbling Michael.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s that gentleman? ” He followed the Patrician ’s gaze.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s there? ” DEATH.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s there? ” “ Down here! ” Silverfish looked down.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who ’s this, then? ” “ Angua, ” said Gaspode.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Who? ” said Skully.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Whosagoodboyden? ” murmured Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Whose room is this? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Why did the fat man knock at the door? ” They stared at each other, tangled in the punchline.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Why did you join the Watch? ” she said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Why does he always follow us around? ” “ I really could n’t say. ” “ He ’s got a present for you. ” Angua risked a glance.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not try our shale on a bun?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Why not? ” “ ‘ Cos everyone knows dogs ca n’t talk.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Why the, er, why the crash helmet, mister? ” said Cuddy, as they walked along the corridor.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Why would anyone want to kill her? ” Carrot looked at the velvet cloak.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Why would they kill a clown? ” Boffo looked guilty.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Why ’s she got a helmet on? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Why?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” Quirke shrugged.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” The axe hovered in front of his nose again.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” said Nobby.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” she said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Why? ” “ ‘ Cos you a man, ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Will there be custard pies?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Will they chase us if we sneak off now? ” she said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Will you listen to yourselves?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Will you look at this?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Woman ’s intuition? ” she suggested.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Woof? ” “ And some beer in a bowl, ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Would it work? ” “ Oh, yes, ” said Leonard.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Would n’t hurt a fly, poor little thing. ” “ How could someone make a dragon blow up? ” said Vimes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Would sir be wanting anything? ” Vimes thought about it.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Would you mind telling me what ’s going on, sir? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Would you, please, leave his body with us?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yeah?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, sarge? ” “ You heard Corporal Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, sergeant? ” said Carrot, without looking around.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, sir! ” “ Acting- Constable Detritus? ” “ Sir? ” “ What ’s that you ’ve got on your head? ” Dink.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, sir! ” “ Acting- Constable Detritus? ” “ Sir? ” “ What ’s that you ’ve got on your head? ” Dink.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, sir! ” “ Acting- Constable Detritus? ” “ Sir? ” “ What ’s that you ’ve got on your head? ” Dink.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, sir? ” Carrot looked back at the tall thin man, standing in the big bare room beside the golden throne filled with decay.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes, ” he said, “ I daresay we would. ” “ I had tried clockwork, you know. ” “ I ’m sorry?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” DID YOU NOTICE IT?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” DID YOU NOTICE IT?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” HEEL.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” The voice came from somewhere in the pitch blackness to his right.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” hissed Boffo.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” said Vimes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ How can you turn back into a woman again? ” “ I just get out of the moonlight and.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ How can you turn back into a woman again? ” “ I just get out of the moonlight and.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ I ’m Corporal Carrot — ‘ The hatch moved, but hit Carrot ’s truncheon as he rammed it in the hole.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ Yes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ You come with us.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yes? ” “ d’Eath was right.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ Yesterday?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You all right, sir?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You and me, eh?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You and me, sergeant? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You been reading books again, Fred? ” “ Got to improve my mind, Nobby.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You can really talk? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You can talk? ” “ Huh.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You dwarfs really love gold, do n’t you? ” “ Of course we do n’t.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You feeling all right, Captain Quirke? ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You have something to tell me, doctor? ” “ It ’s been.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You hear that, Cuddy? ” “ What, that it ’s all settled? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You hear that, Cuddy? ” “ What, that it ’s all settled? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You just said, “ I do n’t know, shall I ask him to go away? ” Mrs Cake, ” said Angua.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You know Corporal Carrot? ” “ Oh, Ess.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You know he promised to leave it alone. ” “ Captain Vimes? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You know the menu off by heart? ” “ Oh, yes.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You know the worst bit? ” she said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You know what you should do with a coat like that? ” The man ’s forehead wrinkled.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You know, like “ Removed for Cleaning ”?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean Corporal Carrot?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You mean I got a choice? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You remember, sir? ” The ones you told me I had to have?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You remember, sir? ” The ones you told me I had to have?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You see this badge?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You see why we did n’t bring it back up? ” said Cuddy.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You still doing the folk dancing on your nights off, Nobby? ” “ Yes, Fred.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You still got that little house in Easy Street, Sergeant Muldoon? ” “ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You still got that little house in Easy Street, Sergeant Muldoon? ” “ What?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You sure, Nobby? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You suspect Corporal Nobbs, sir? ” “ This is worse.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You think that ’ll work? ” “ Can you think of anything better? ” “ Not right now. ” “ Well, then.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You think that ’ll work? ” “ Can you think of anything better? ” “ Not right now. ” “ Well, then.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You two know who this is? ” “ It looks like — “ Cuddy began.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You were a quartermaster? ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You were commendably quick. ” “ Was I? ” “ You got my message? ” said Lord Vetinari.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You were commendably quick. ” “ Was I? ” “ You got my message? ” said Lord Vetinari.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You were saying? ” said the Patrician mildly.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You will eat with hit, you will sleep with hit, you — ” “ ‘ Scuse me. ” “ Who said that? ” “ Down here.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ll stop me, will you? ” “ Yes. ”.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re Watchmen, are n’t you?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’re alive? ” said Detritus.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve got nearly half an hour. ” “ It ’s not as easy as that, is it?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve got weapons, have n’t you? ” snarled Carrot at a hundred dwarfs.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve won, have n’t you? ” he said.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ You ’ve won. ” “ Sir?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ — and I ’m here to collect some arms for my men. ” “ Yeah?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ — and what good ’s it all been?
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ ‘ o ’s yer fwiend, Gaspode? ” There was a snigger.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ “ A Watch From, Your Old Freinds in the Watch ”? ” “ It ’s a play on words, ” said Carrot.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Gonne ”? ” “ You know you said you saw something in the courtyard — “ Carrot began.
Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett	“ “ Who is it? ”, ” said Angua.
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Oh, my paws and whiskers?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''"I was not born yesterday"?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''''scuse me,''said the raven,''but how come Miss Ogg became Mrs Ogg?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''-at letter?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''A beetle clock?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''A bird that builds clocks?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''A foodstuff?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''A pain came from over there?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''A prayer wheel, yes?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''A prayer wheel, yes?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''A third part, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''A wolf is a very strong... form, you see?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''A woman kept... incarnating and then disappearing again?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, but is it not said,"There is a Time and a Place for Everything"?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, you do n''t know the secret?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Algebra?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''All right, is he?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Always remember Rule One, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Am I late, then?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Amazing, is n''t it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''An evil genius?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''An immortal?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And Crazed Baron Haha?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And a day like this just says fresh cream, does n''t it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And also that,"You should always wear clean underwear because you never know if you will be knocked down by a cart"?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And always ask yourself: how come it was created in the first place, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And does the abbot-?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And how are the mountains?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And if that does n''t work?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And is he likely to have taken my friend?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And is it not written,"Oo, you are so sharp you''ll cut yourself one of these days"?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And is it the right time now?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And it did n''t make you think?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And it''s urgent, I expect?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And leave things unknown?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And my brother?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And now I must ask-''    ''How accurate are your clocks?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And now, may I suggest you ladies leave by the back way?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And shall we agree: no tricks?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s just... riding out?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And then what?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And then you mailed yourself here?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And thethe ladieth and gentlemen, ladythip?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And they are-?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And thinc?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And we ask ourselves wanna potty wanna potty poo why now, why at this time?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And we do n''t feel it?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And what are all you... organs looking at?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And what are you going to do?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And what did you think of our want bikkit want bikkit want bikkit NOW young Lobsang Ludd?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And what happened next?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And what has this got to do with me?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And what is this pretty blue glow?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And what would you have done if I had n''t been here, pray?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And which was he?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And who died of blood poisoning?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And who is this?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And why do you visit us in our timeless valley?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And you are in persistent good health?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And you know that man is Lu- Tze?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And you know that man was Lu- Tze?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And you know what they say about men with big feet, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And you think that will impress anyone?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And you will teach me everything?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And you''re not?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And you, mm, are...?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And you-?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And, er, what happens now?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And,''said Lobsang, still in the tones of one carefully exploring every corner of the haunted cave,''he does n''t mind?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And-?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And... Nipsie the Impaler?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And...?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''And?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Another idiot with a clock, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Another question?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Any chance of onions?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone else got any questions?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone know where this is?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone watching us?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t we supposed to be saving the world?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are there not monks who know how to do this?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are they fighting one another?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are they winning?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are they working?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are they?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are we waiting to see a little pointy bit of lightning coming out of a cloud?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are you actually human?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, lad?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are you always like this?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are you any good at working with glass, Igor?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are you introducing young children to the occult?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are you really talking about the Apocalypse?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are you saying one little world is not important, then?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are you saying they''re affecting our minds?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure we''re going the right way?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure you ca n''t feel where it is?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are you telling me it really existed?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Are you thure, thur?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''As for the others... War?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''As much as that, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Back again, wonder boy?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Bet you a dollar?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Bogeymen, Susan?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''But I do n''t need an assist-''Jeremy began, but that was wrong, was n''t it?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''But I thought chocolate was a raging temptation?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''But I thought you stored lightning?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''But did not Wen say that if the truth is anywhere, it is everywhere?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''But how did you get in where half a dozen trained and armed men could n''t even-?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''But if there is not a Rule One, can there be any other rules?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''But is it not written,"If you have another one you wo n''t have an appetite for your dinner"?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''But it''s all a matter of how you look at it, am I correct?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''But no one would countermand the abbot''s orders, would they?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''But surely they will not be aware of it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''But the balls in that are made of soft leather, yes?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''But why Ankh- Morpork?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''But you are Death and this is the Apocalypse, right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''But you ca n''t obey the Keep Left/ Right sign, no matter what you do... oh, I see...''    ''Is n''t learning fun?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''But, hey, what about that kid, eh?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''But, look, you ca n''t make a clock like that, because it''s inside the universe, so it''ll... get rebuilt when the universe does, right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''But-''    ''Are we fighting, or are we talking?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Buthy- tailed, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t say it rings a bell...''    APOCALYPSE?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t we use the spinners?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you bring it in-?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you feel it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you hear it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Can I be of any help, your acolytility?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Can I go and-?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Can I just be clear here?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Can I offer a fashion tip?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Can anyone tell me why it''s three o''clock in Genua while it''s twelve o''clock in Ankh- Morpork?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Can we go home now?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Can you get copper rodth here, thur?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Can you imagine someone exploding into a million pieces?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Can you not persuade him to let go of your hand?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Can you not simply create one?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Can you turn round?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Caw?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Children''s stories?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Clockwork?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Come on, whose is it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Coming?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Could I have your attention, please?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Could you... build something like this?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Creator and Destroyer?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Croak?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Cultural, is it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Demons?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Did I not give an order that there should be no eating or drinking or unnecessary experimentation with sensory apparatus?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Did he ever find it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Did he?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t people notice?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Did she have a stick?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Did you know that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Did you know that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Did you know, doctor, that copper octirate vibrates exactly two million, four hundred thousand and seventy- eight times a second?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Did you see that?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do I like rabbit?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do I like salad cream?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you ever let go?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you know?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you want to talk to your father?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do the sensations of pain persist?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do we have anyone upstairs?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do you call that acting human?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do you have any chocolate left?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know I even got written out of the official history?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know about the curse of the werewolves?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know anything about the person who built the clock?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know how to- Can you see how to give it the right spin and direction?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know okidoki?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know what happens if you slice time on a magically powered vehicle travelling at more than seventy miles an hour?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know what he''s actually going to do?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know what kinetic energy is?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do you not want to know the name of the man you are about to destroy?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do you really have semaphore addresses in Uberwald?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do you really think so?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think anything could have happened to her?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Does a bear poo in the woods?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Does he?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Does that help?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Does that mean it''s"then"there when it''s"now"here?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Does this mean anything?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Down that passage?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Drains, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Déjà- fu?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Déjà- fu?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Er, any of you boys heard of any rules?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Er, what did I do?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Er, why are we whispering?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Er, would you believe he ran a kebab thop, thur?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Er, you have n''t actually ever had a grave, have you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Er... er... perhaps it was just someone trying to be very cool?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Er... what does master want for breakfast?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Er...''    ''Do you know how to stop this?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ere, you''re Death, right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Erm... dear, do I ride out for Apocalypses?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Even the bit where I blow the trumpet?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ever happened before?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ever seen them?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ever wonder about it?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Exciting, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me,''he said,''but do you have a pencil?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Feeling better?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Finished?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Fire?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''For is it not written,"You never know what''s going to turn up"?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''For... lots of Igors?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Four swords against an army?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Getting the hang?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ginger bithcuit, thur?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Good, are they?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Good, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Good, good, now just work your way up to the bit where it says chocolate, okay?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Got what?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Grim Fairy Tales?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Had n''t we better hurry?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Hah, will you listen to him?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Has it been happening while we''ve been talking?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Have I said the wrong thing?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Have we got ti-?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Have you any idea what this is, Mrs Ogg?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Have you any idea why that happened?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Have you got your breath back now?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''He can pick up my thoughts?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''He did n''t flap around making information- rich patterns in the air or laying eggs on cabbage leaves?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''He does not accept discipline?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''He was a lad, eh?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''He was kind of foreign, you know?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''He''s that fast?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Hello?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Hello?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Him?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Hold on, hold on... How can you take a piece of, oh, some old century, and stitch it into a modern one?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Hold on, there''s a trick, is n''t there...?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Hold on... What''s that sign for?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How about invar?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How about the new yaks we''ve been breeding?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How about you, Penelope?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How accurate?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How can a pupil be tardy here?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How can anyone tell that?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How can there be a sign, then?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How could I forget?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How could he walk at all?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How could you possibly know that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How did he write his poems?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How did it do that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How did the servant person get there?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How did you know about him and me?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How did you know that would work?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How did you know that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How do you define an emergency, Sweeper?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How do you do?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How do you even know the word romantic, anyway?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know its Man with Huge Figleaf?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know the new clock is being built in Ankh Morpork?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How do you test to that accuracy?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How fast are we going?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How fine can you slice time?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How is his reverence today?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How is progress, Mr Jeremy?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How many of the others have you got?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How many words?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How many''s that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How much time does stone need?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How much?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How much?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How real do you mean?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How safe are we here?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How would we go about building this?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How''re they powered now?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How-?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I believe you were carrying the cherry cremes?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I bet you feel like Mister Silly now, right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I ca n''t just-''    ''Is this the dojo of the Tenth Djim?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t think I-''    ''Please?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I doon''t die?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I expect you wanted to see me about my letter, madam?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I had a very strange education, you know?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I hope so, Rambut, but who knows, these days?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I imagine you weigh about a hundred and ten pounds, yes?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I never said it was a particularly imaginative surprise, did I?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I said something wrong?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I should bow even now?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I thought they were mythical?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I thought we said no tricks?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I thought, how does this go, in a myffic kind of way?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I would prefer it if you wore the protective padding-''    ''You''re that good with the stick, are you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll bag''em and you tag''em, what?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll jutht go and make thome breakfatht, thall I?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I''m in your way, am I?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I''m just wondering if there is anything about this situation that makes you, you know... slightly nervous?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I''m one of yours, am I?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I''ve been thrown out?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I''ve got this perfectly under control-''    ''Where''s the lady?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''I, er, I shall get down now, then, shall I?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Igor?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Impressive, I''ll grant you, and who does n''t look good in black?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''In Ankh- Morpork?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''In fact I think I''m getting on a lot better without it, do n''t you?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''In theory?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Interesting?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is it Mrs Weaver?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is it a book?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is it all over?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is it any business of yours?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is it not written in the sacred text,"There''s a lot goes on we do n''t know about, in my opinion"?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is it not written,"Every second counts"?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is it not written,"Hard work never did anybody any harm"?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is it not written,"I have only one pair of hands"?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is it the Way of Mrs Cosmopilite that gives you such power?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t being a werewolf curse enough?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t that, er, interfering with history?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t this the garden of Lu- Tze?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is that a real colour?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is that meant to be Hell?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is that not true?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is that worse than certain death?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is that you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is there another way out of here?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is there anyone else who wishes to try the experiment?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is there something wrong?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is there?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is this correct?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Is this some kind of magic?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''It can get pretty rough at break time, can it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''It exploded?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''It is you, is n''t it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''It was n''t her?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''It worked, master?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''It''s always now everywhere, miss?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''It''s been a long time-''    ''Oh?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''It''s getting late-''    ''At dawn tomorrow?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''It''s just a trick?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''It''s just mine now, is it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''It''s not turning?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''It''s very good, is n''t it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''It''s...''    ''Yes?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Just you recall the rule your teacher here taught you on day one, eh?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Just"Because", Sweeper?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Keeping you busy, are they?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Law?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s not hang around, then, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s try the back room- Are you all right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Like last time?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Like living outside time?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Like this Old Man Trouble you mentioned?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Like what?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Lobsang Ludd?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Lobsang?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Long cerise bloomers with that dress?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Look, I really did n''t want to-''    ''And you''ve looked at the other statues?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Look, I''m offering you the opportunity of a lifetime, do you understand?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Look, if you want me to do this undercover work you''ve got to get me a book on ornithology, okay?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Look, it''s taken him nine lifetimes to know what he knows, so it''s not our fault if we ca n''t understand it, is it?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Look, that''s why there''s rules, understand?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Look, time has stopped, right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Loose from what?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Lu- Tze, you are not nmnmnbooboo to go to Uberwald or anywhere near Uberwald, understand?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Lu- Tze?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Lu- Tze?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Lu- Tze?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Lu- Tze?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Lu- Tze?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ludd is a puzzle, is he not?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ludd, eh?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Marco?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''May I draw your attention to the notice my assistant is holding up?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Me, I''m the master?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Me, thur?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Metaphorically or really, master?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Mine?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Miss Susan?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Mm, he has n''t thrown a clock at your head, has he?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Mm... Have you been standing too close to some dangerous machinery?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Mm... is it me, or is there a rather... sharp smell in the air?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Mm... something new?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Mm... you are sure about the medicine?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Mmm?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Mmm?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''More important than the end of the world?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Igor,''said Dr Hopkins, as he was ushered into the shop,''you do know that Mr Jeremy has to take medicine, do n''t you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Mr White, what is Rule One?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Mrs Cosmopilite again?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Mrs Ogg?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Mrs Ogg?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Mrs Ogg?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''My name,''said the Fifth Horseman,''is...''    ''Yes?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Mythic?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Name of Clockson?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Narrow escape there, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Need any eggs, cream, butter, buttermilk or cheese?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''New toys, Qu?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Newgate Ludd?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''No famine appears to be involved, does it?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''No imps?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''No kando?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''No martial arts?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''No, I do n''t want you as an apprentice, not at my age, but you''re going to be so we''d both better make the best of it, okay?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''No, because, you see, I''ve been trained to-''    ''Just keep out of my way, then, okay?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''No, really?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''No?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''No?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Not at all?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Not got a lot of sleep, eh?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Not him, too?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Now, shall we go and look at this clock?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Now, why did-''    WOULD A LITTLE SMALL TALK HURT?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Of all the things Time could be doing, you wish to see an old man''s trick?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, I must, must I?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, go and calibrate the complexity resonator, will you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, he is, is he?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, well, in that case,''said Lu- Tze,''is it not written,"If you want a thing done properly you''ve got to do it yourself"?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, well, that''s not my problem, is it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, would you be so good, Lu- Tze?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yes?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yes?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Oh,''he said, and added with sudden certainty,''You''re Death, right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Only a bit?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Only almost?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Only most, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Or the deep sea?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Or-''Famine began, and hesitated, and said finally,''A shower of fish?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Our search?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Pah?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Part of me is thinking, who''s this haughty little miss who talks to me as if I was a kiddie of five?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Pay attention, will you?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Peaceful?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''People will start saying"What is the meaning of this?"
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps I would like a beer?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Please, Myria?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Plus, of course, you can use it to pray with?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Promise not to harm me, would you?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Raised by the Thieves''Guild?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ready?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ready?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really, thur?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Reason?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Remember what?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Remember?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Remember?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Remember?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Right now, sir?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Right now?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ronnie''s been around, has he?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Ronnie?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Rule Nineteen?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Rules?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Rules?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Says what?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''See how much you''re learning already?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''See the blue- white dot there?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''See the people down there?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''See them spinners at the end?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''See those mountains?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''See?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''See?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''See?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Seeking enlightenment?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Seen everything?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Shall I release you, sir, or would you like to do it yourself?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Shall we be going?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Shall we go?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Shall we try a different way?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Shall we walk?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''She''d hardly pay us so handsomely and then sabotage the project, would she?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Shiitake?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Should we keep running?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Show me this elevator, will you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Snug, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''So I said to the man, I said,"What now?"
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''So I take it you punished him for not answering the right question?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''So how can you be here talking to me?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''So how did you-?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''So let''s build a grandfather clock, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''So proud?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''So what?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''So, how are you, then?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''So, mm, how is the work on the new navigation tables going?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''So?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''So?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''So?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''So?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''So?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Soap?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Some dust delayed you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Some kind of gurgle telepathy, then?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Something funny, monk?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Something you want to say, is there?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Spinners?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Spot of lunch?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Stay?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Still asking questions, kid?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Still here?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Still nothing?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Strange, you say?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Such as?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Susan, can you imagine what it is like to experience taste for the first time?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Sweeper?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Sweeper?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Tardy?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Thall I make thome tea, thur?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''That boy up on the podium, see him?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''That is very good?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''That means something like a council hall, does n''t it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''That much, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''That old legend?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''That si- si- si That simple- ple, eh eheh simple, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''That simple, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''That simple, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''That simple, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''That was not good etiquette?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''That was the action of an intelligent creature?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''That would have been acceptable?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''That you ca n''t tell me about?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''That''s coming from them?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Thatth a Turnball Mk3 micro- lathe, ithn''t it?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The Way has an answer for everything, does it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The Way of the Washerwoman?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The alloy?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The bit outside the universe?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The boy?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The cleaver or the brown material?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The clockmaker?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The closure was successful?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The first one?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The kind with a coffee bean on the top, or the ordinary kind?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The man who brought you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The more shutters showing a colour, the more time winding or unwinding?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The one about the citadel in Muntab and the Pash and the fish bone?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The sand do n''t go through when you tip it up, see?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The servant is satisfactory?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The thing is, I mean, there''s times when you look at the universe and you think,"What about me?"
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The two of us, against the Auditors?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The way you put it-''    YOU ARE AFRAID?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''The... spinners that are left... Can you move the jumpers?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Then perhaps he does not?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Then the... Igor must''ve built it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Then what am I supposed to do?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Then what can we do?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Then what will happen,''he said slowly,''when he comes round?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Then who am I?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Then...''Lobsang nodded at the little volcano, which was gently smoking,''how does that work?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''There have been complaints?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''There''s an elevator at the end of the corridor, Susan, but what happened to-?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''There''s still that little alcove round the corner where you repair the smaller spinners?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''They need bigger shoes?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''They''re going to do something to Time?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Things have gone well with you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''This is a test, is n''t it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''This is going to be you, right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''This is the Apocalypse, yes?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''This may seem a stupid question, but where are you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Thoeth?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Those evil little things?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Three times, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Thulphuric athid?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Time is a"she"?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''To ride out on?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''To teach you the virtues of obedience and hard work, right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''To what end?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Train me in what, exactly?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Trying to find what makes it tick?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Tung- pi?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Twins, right?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Upsidazi?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Us?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Us?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Wannapottywanna if Lu- Tze is right, then we must not waste time, gentlemen, and if he is wrong then we have time to spare, is this not so?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Was he mad, then?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Was time really stopped?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''We ca n''t kill them?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''We never realized this, did we?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''We''ll go out the back way, Qu, okay?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''We''re carrying time, right?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''We''re sorry?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''We''ve got to stick together, right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well I expect you have heard of Rule One, right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well, I mean, it''s all tricks, is n''t it?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well, if I can help in any way...''    It was, she realized later, one of those phrases like''How are you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well, if they have to move heavy items around-''    ''Look at the sign, will you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well, is it something to do with the proportions?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well, it looks like... a crude gearwheel?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well, that sort of thing used to happen a lot in antiquity, did n''t it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well, what about you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well, why ca n''t you find one too?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well, you would n''t expect men like that to do the sweeping up in there, would you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well-''    ''Debase the sacred teachings for the sake of my knees, you think?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Were you a good thief?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What about Lu- Tze?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What about him?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What about the University?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What am I saying?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What are they talking about?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What are they up to this time?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What are those doing?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing out of your place, organic?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What are you going to do now?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What are you going to do?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What are you hiding from me?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What are you standing about for, then?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What are you suggesting, Igor?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What are you supposed to do when you are where you''re supposed to be?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What are you telling me?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What can they tell me?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What chocolate do we have left?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What customers?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What d''you think?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What did she look like?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What did you say?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What do they mean?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What do we do about that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, decide?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think of this, master?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What do you want to do with these people?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What else is there?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What for are you coming in here, cleaner of filth?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What happened here?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What happened to you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What happened?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What happens if you find out you''re no good?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What have I joined?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What have I missed here?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What in damnation are you talking about, mister?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What is Rule One?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What is he doing?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What is in its mouth, Mr Dark Avocado?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What is it you are trying to tell me?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What is it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What is that amazing thing?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What is the nature of this delay?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What is the wanna bikkit BIKKIT meaning of this?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What is there for us?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What is this place, friend?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What is this tea?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What is this thing on your back?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What is this?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What is what like?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What is your"name", young person?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of philosophy is that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of signs?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What organic damn elephant?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What organization?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What other way is there?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What precisely was it you wanted, madam?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What rules?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What signal?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell are they doing now?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell is Rule Nineteen?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell is going on?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell is the wrong size for a slab of rock?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What was all that fuss just before the Procrastinators cut loose?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What was it about?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What was your name back in the world, hasty young man?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What were you going to say?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What will it be?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What will we need them for?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What will you do?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What with?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you going to do now, boys?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What''s a smoko?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What''s a yonk?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What''s going on, Sweeper?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What''s going on?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What''s he done?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What''s in all these rooms?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that place ahead?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that supposed to mean?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the book, monk?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the point?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your name, lad?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''When they have trekked thousands of miles seeking the truth?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''When''s the next one?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''When?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''When?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Where do you get off, talking to me like that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Where does it go to?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Where is this clock being rebuilt?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Where to?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s the yeti?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Where< is this written, Lu- Tze?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Where?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Where?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Which is?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Which way do you think we should go?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who are they?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who are-?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who can thay, thur?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who does he think he is?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who does this belong to now?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who indeed?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who knows?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who knows?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who said that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who saw what?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who sent you here?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who sent you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who was the first?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who would build something like this?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s the boy?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who... What''s this about a big white horse in the classroom?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Who?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Whose wisdom is in sayings like"It wo n''t get better if you pick at it"?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why are we carrying spinners on our backs?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you giving me that funny look, Igor?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why ca n''t we slice when we''re on this thing?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why did he want to do that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why did you take it, please?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why do I do this?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why do you do this, Grandfather?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why does n''t it happen to humans?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why duck?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why here?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why indeed?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why is it the opportunity of a lifetime, Mr Soto?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why is it,''said a voice by his ear,''that no one ever believes in Rule One?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why is this called the Garden of Five Surprises?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why should they?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why should we interest anyone?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why''ve you got snow on-?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Will I have to wash it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Will it help?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Will it protect me?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Will you shame me?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Will you teach him?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''With chocolate?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''With that cut?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''With the clock?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Wo n''t it get damaged?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Wo n''t you introduce me to your friends?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Would he have met your grandfather?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Would invar allow you to reach total accuracy?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Would the abbot approve, though?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Would the clockmaker know?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Would thur like a cup of tea around now?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Would you care for a rusk, by the way?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like to tell everyone?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yak?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah... yeah, okay...''    ''You can do it, right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Miranda?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Mr White?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Penelope?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Samuel?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Sweeper, but-''    ''Know how to use it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Vincent?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, exalted sir?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, lad?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, lad?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, lad?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, lad?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, master?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, right, but is it the Apocalypse?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, there was a little bit of trouble over that, was n''t there?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes,''cos I really, really wanted to kill him, right?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yeth, thatth very thtrange, ithn''t it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yeth, thur?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Yeth, thur?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You and daat whizzin''kid I seein''there?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You are Lu- Tze?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You are Lu- Tze?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You are Time now?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You are allowed into the Inner Temple?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You are not satisfied with my work, madam?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You are that fast?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You are the apprentice, right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You been taught anything about the Big Crash?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You boys up from the lowlands, yes?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You came to look?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You carried him here?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You could really walk through a solid wall?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You did?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You do have tastebuds, do n''t you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t die?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t get out much, do you?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t know?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t need it, understand?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t think I''d give away a trick like that, do you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t think so?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You ever been to Fourecks?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You felt something again?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You fly around a lot?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You have n''t told the abbot about them yet, have you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You have seen the visitors we get here?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You just killed an Auditor with a chocolate?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You just want to know my little surprise?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You know how long that took us last time?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You know it had an owner?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You know that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You know the little shrine you kicked over last night?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You know what this is, monk?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You let a neophyte see the Mandala?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You mean he was mad too?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You mean measles?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You mean there will be flaming rows?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You mean they''ll disobey it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You mean you do n''t want another one?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You mean you need cool calculating bastards to save the world, do you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You mean, Lu- Tze who is famous for his bonsai mountains?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You mean, going where you had distinctly been told not to go and doing what you were absolutely forbidden to do?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You mean, us being well armed and outnumbering you, and you backing away like that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You need power to stay human?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You promise not to harm me?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You really are both of them?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You really mean you will not eat a second chocolate coffee bean?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You see, Igor?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You see, Igor?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You see?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You see?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You sent me a message, your reverence?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You sure?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You surely know that Janda Trapp, Grand Master of okidoki, toro- fu and chang- fu, has only ever yielded to one man?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You think so?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You think so?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You think we do n''t watch you?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You think you can do that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You visit us just to learn of our clever sweeper''s fancies?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You want to hear the rest of the story?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You were... you were the one who left before they became famous?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You what?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You work for him?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You worked out the floral clock all by yourself?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''d better believe it- What?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''ll be here for the start?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''ll be thinking, what does she know?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re a... you ca n''t be a... what are you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re fast, right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re going to ask what happened to the coat, are n''t you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re going to take over?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re going to teach me, right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re going to touch it, are n''t you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re going to try and race the lightning?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re just going to pester me, are n''t you?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not a follower of the Way of Mrs Cosmopilite, are you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not coming?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not from Uberwald, are you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not going to pig out on me, are you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not the reincarnation of someone, are you?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re one of the weird monks from up in the valleys, are n''t you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re really going to do that?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re sure you can look at it again?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re up to date?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''re very particular about that, Mr Jeremy?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve been fighting the grey people with chocolate?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve never been tempted by the prospect of marriage, old man?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve seen one of these before?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You, er, you appreciate art?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''You?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Your apprentice, Sweeper?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''Your own personal pair?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	''[ 14]     ''How is der abboott these daays?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	*  *  *     ''... and then I thought, what''s a job that really needs someone with my talents?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	... What is it like?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	... and I''ll just walk us both to the far side, all right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	A biscuit of red- brown colouring?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	A cottage in the country, that sort of thing?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	A dangerous yoghurt?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	A few villages in a clearing?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	A shortage of food per se?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	AH?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	AND WHERE DOES THAT FEELING COME FROM?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	ARE YOU WELL?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	AS METAPHORS GO IT IS RATHER GOOD, DON''T YOU THINK?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	ASKING AFTER THE LIFE OF A CHILD?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Agreed?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	All I needed was a bit of understanding, someone to see my point of view for five minutes...''    WHAT WAS YOUR POINT OF VIEW?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	All right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Am I getting smaller or bigger?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Am I going too fast for you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Am I right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Am I right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Am I still in Ankh- Morpork?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	An Auditor in the crowd said, rather more thoughtfully,''Is it the case, then, that hierarchy is negotiable?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	An Auditor said, Why is there no further progress?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	An apprentice gives a gift to the master, eh?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And I thought you said you were Number One?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And brainy?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And cook?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And how could a thought be hot?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And how do you know that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And how do you mean, odd?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And if they were intelligent observers, they''d have said: so... this classroom is in some way still in Ankh- Morpork and also in Genua, is it?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And is it not written,"There''s no time like the present"?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And it must exist, must n''t it?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And light shone through a natural prism of octivium quartz splits into only three colours?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And now, will all you gentlemen be so good as to leave?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And perhaps another one if you''ve got company?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And that is-?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And that was it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And the thought arose: Do I want that again?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And then I thought, everyone wants fresh milk, yes?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And there''s still those unofficial bunks for when it''s the night shift and you only need a couple of lads to keep their eye on things?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And we would not want his trousers falling down at a time like this, would we?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And what about Koom Valley?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And what else?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And what name were you given when you were enrolled?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And where should you be now?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And while we''re on the subject, wonder boy, did you let that witch have her broomstick back?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And why would I argue?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And you are Mr-?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And you are an Auditor, are n''t you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And you ca n''t tell me that''s a normal frame of mind, right?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And you''ve got to have rules, is n''t that true?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And, er, by some happy chance, er, do you happen to be-?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	And... why do n''t you go and clean yourself up?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Ankh- Morpork lad?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Any bruises?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Anyone?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t you?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Are the spinners working bdumbdum harmoniously?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Are you Lobsang and are you Jeremy?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Are you Lobsang or are you Jeremy?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Are you any good with weapons?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Are you any good?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Are you coming or not?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Are you frightened?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Are you going to try to teach me about this yeti, then, and why you made me bring a sword?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Are you serious?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Are you stupid?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure you would n''t prefer some time bombs?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	As for some of the stories they brought home... well, everyone knew children had such vivid imaginations, did n''t they?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	As in gravity?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	As such?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	As they disappeared, they said: How can we be memories, when we have yet to happen?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	At the far end of its trunk, Lu- Tze was saying,''So, you''ve never heard of Rule One, then?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	BUT IS THAT WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS OR WAS THAT WHAT THE SOLUTION WILL BE?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Because another voice in her head, which was part of the dark committee, said,''You''re not helping, are you?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Because of the metal spring?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Besides, who would believe you could measure time with crystals?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	But another one cut in with, Why are you dwelling in this building?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	But what is my role here?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	But why were they flawed?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	But you could rewind a spinner, right?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	But you have been helping to train world operatives for many years, have n''t you?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	But, after all, Death... What''s death?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	But, in my dotage, may I travel another path, of wisdom rather than violence?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	But, on the other hand, he was n''t actually doing anything wrong, was he?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	But... just a sweeper?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	By order     ''Nice touch,''Susan agreed,''but I''m wondering... who put up the signs?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	CAN YOU NOT FEEL IT?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	COULD I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, said Death, IN PRIVATE?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t fold time while you''re asleep, see?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Can he really be as fast as that without training?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Can you fight better than that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Can you find Lu- Tze?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Can you get to the end of the street?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Can you give me a straight answer?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Can you give us a lift?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Can you grasp all that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Can you guess how hard it is to find it again in so many?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Can you imagine that?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Can you imagine what comes out of the dark places, uncontrolled?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Can you imagine what it is like?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Can you imagine what would happen if someone with that kind of skill ran around loose?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Can you see it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Can you throw at all?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Can you understand what I mean?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Charitable duty?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Cold calculation, right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Coming up through your sandals?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Correct?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Could I raise again the issue of the unbearable pain?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Could it be that humans had got used to it?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Could we go in out of the rain, thur?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Could you get down, please?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Could you take it off, then?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Crystals, eh?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	DEATH?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	DID YOU THINK THAT THOUGHT, OR DID THEY?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	DO THEY NOTICE YOU, DO YOU THINK?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	DO YOU HAVE ANYWHERE TO STAY?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	DO YOU NOT FEEL SMALL IN A BIG UNIVERSE?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	DO YOU SPEAK FOR ALL?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	DON''T YOU NOTICE ANYTHING?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Did I tell you about the double- knit combinations?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t Hepzibah Whitlow have the idea of the adjustable pendulum clock as a result of his work as the public hangman?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t Wen see portents in the swirl of gruel in his bowl, and in the flight of birds?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Did n''t Wilframe Balderton always say that the idea for the Fish Tail Escapement came after he''d eaten too much lobster?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Did you have romantic hopes in connection with the boy?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Did you see that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Did you see that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Do you have music?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Do you know how hard it is to teach geography when you can see someone kicking the poo out of a treadmill?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Do you know the saying"The whole is greater than the sum of the parts"?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Do you miss Ankh- Morpork?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Does Anyone Want to Argue?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Does a cuckoo come out?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Does that sound silly?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Does-?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Dressed a bit like me?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	DumDumBBBRRRR...''    ''Glass clock?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	END OF THE WORLD?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	ESTABLISHED     Perhaps it was odd that people never asked,''Established when, exactly?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	EXCUSE ME?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Ecthcuthe me?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Even the abbot?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Ever go to the opera house?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Ever look at that little theatre just over the road?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Ever meet him?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Except that now they''re all freewheeling because the surge cut them loose, understand?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Fancy a cup of tea?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Faster than lightning, eh?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Fire?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	First time, see?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	For an intellect a billion years old, in a body which is an ape on the back of a rat that grew out of a lizard?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	For is it not written,"It does you good to get out in the fresh air"?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	For is it not written,"We live and learn"?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	For... who may know when the hour may be?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Forty years looked about right, but surely-?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Forty years?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	GRIPPER''THE BUTCHER''SMARTZ?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Gnh?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Good old Zimmerman, eh?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Got any food left?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Got that?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Great times, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	HAVE YOU HAD LUNCH?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE PROCRASTINATORS THE MONKS USE?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Have you got rhythm?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Have you quite finished?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Have you read this?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Have you seen an old man?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	He cupped his hands and shouted,''Where- is- the- overseer?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	He knows it already?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	He spoke as follows:     ''You know that the dreadful Battle of Five Cities did not happen because the messenger got there in time?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	He wanted a midwife-''    ''Ten days ago?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	He was the Ephebian philosopher who said you could n''t hit a running man with an arrow, was n''t he?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	He was worried about forty years?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	He''d been hired before her ladyship had engaged Jeremy to do this work?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	He''d been thinking: perhaps a vampire, then?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	He''d counted to four under his breath before Lobsang said:''Please?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Headed down to the lowlands?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Hmm?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Ho?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How can I do that?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How can a clock be a problem?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How can it get damaged?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How can there be anything in here we can not understand?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How can they do that to us?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How can we find a clock here?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How can words on a page have a power like that?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How could I stop Time?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How could she even begin to describe the blueness of blue?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How could they ever...?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How dare he?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How did I do that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How did humans survive this?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How did you do that?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How do you feel about going through the Mandala Hall again?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How is Albert?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How old are you now?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How old did you say he was?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How old is he?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	How?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	However, is it not written,"When you have got to go, you have got to go"?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Human?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I BEG YOUR PARDON?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I BEG YOUR PARDON?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THE END OF THE WORLD IS EVERYONE''S RESPONSIBILITY, WOULDN''T YOU?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I do n''t know... perhaps some other time?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I do n''t... do n''t know what you''re-''    ''At the Clockmakers''Guild?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I mean, does your average city person fear famine?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I mean, most species only manage it once, do n''t they?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I mean, you are Death, right?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I said what''d happen if he came back, did n''t I?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I see you do n''t mean that, right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I take it you are here to destroy the clock?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I thuppothe you are Mithter Jeremy?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I understood you were looking to retire and cultivate your gardens?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I wo n''t bother memorizing yours until we know if you''re going to live or not, eh?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if it can be a weakness?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I wonder what happens if I bang this rock on that head?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I''d quite like liquorice, though, if you have any...''    ''Have you had some special monk training?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I''ve always wanted to meet you, y''know?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	I... shall we say?...
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	IS IT NOT WELL KNOWN THAT GODS DO THIS SORT OF THING ALL THE TIME?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	If she fell... but would she fall?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	If there is no Rule One, where is Rule Two?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	If time stops, we can keep going?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	If war''s so bad, why do people keep doing it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	In the words of one of the founding Igors:''We belong dead?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Is it imagination?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Is it not written,"I''d forget my own head if it was n''t nailed on"?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Is it that you do n''t wish to know the Way of the Sweeper, you wish to learn instead the Way of Mrs Cosmopilite?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Is it?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t it?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that the one with all the sharp spikes in the walls?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Is that all right by you, sir?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Is there a problem here?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Is there a problem?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Is this a trick?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Is this real?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Is this the right place?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	It is remarkable, is n''t it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	It looked from Death to the endlessly massing ranks of the Auditors, and said:''Sorry?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	It said, Should you not be riding out?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	It was n''t perfect, but, then, what is?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	It was n''t, was it...?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	It was rather a chilly decision, was n''t it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	It''d still have that energy, would n''t it?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	It''s-''    ''It''s the time it takes for the smallest thing that''s possible to happen to happen?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Just like the damn rabbits and the big syrupy things?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Just one thing, uh... Why did you rescue me?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Kids today, where do they get their education?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Know about witches?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Know how to do that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Know what that is?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Knowing everything you know?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Let''s keep going, okay?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Look, could you wind me up, please?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Lu- Tze?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Magnificent, is n''t it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Me?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Miss Susan held up the cardboard clock and said:''Who can tell me what this is?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Miss Susan looked at her pityingly and said,''Madam, who could possibly bring a horse into a classroom?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	More rancid yak butter in that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Mr Dark Avocado?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	My hand... looks normal, but does that mean it is?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	No insignia?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	No one could be that accurate, could they?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	No one touches the hair, okay?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	No reason?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	No status?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	No to yak milk?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	No?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Not much chance of that... See?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Now can I ask who you are?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Now do you wish me to forbid him not to go to Uberwald?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Now let''s see the abbot, shall we?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Now, how much energy could it have?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Now, you see that country down there?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Of our Ankh- Morpork section?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Oh, and have you seen this?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Oh, did n''t you know that?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Oh, where are my manners?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Okay?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Okay?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	One condition: we are all human here?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	One of the figures felt its face with a clumsy hand and, panting, said,''Whom do you speak to with your mouth?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	One of"Ludd''s Lads"?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	One said, Ah, can you tell us what pain is like?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	One said, And how did you learn to shrug?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	One said, As yet?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	One said, Attraction?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	One said, Food in large masses?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	One said, For what reason?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	One said, What is the little voice?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	One said, What is the nature of-?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	One said, When will the clock problems you spoke of be resolved?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	One said, You are n''t eating, are you?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	One said,''What is wrong with these clothes?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	One, and it was the same one, said, And what is the meaning of these?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Or The Story of the Whole Crowd Who Were Rounded Up by the Guards and Told''This Did n''t Happen, Okay?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Or how much thinking the brain did all by itself?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Or is it only the memory that is real?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Or that colours had a meaning that went way, way beyond spectral analysis?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Orphan boy, strange power... what the hell are you?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Otherwise, how could you learn to be human?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Otherwise, what is it for?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	PERHAPS YOU COULD BE BUMPED UP TO AN EARLIER BIRTH?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	People say things like"Where did the time go?"
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Personal time moved on again, and a voice behind them said,''Is this yours?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Please?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Please?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	REALLY?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	REALLY?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Rat, thought Lobsang, but he said:''What''s an Auditor?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Remember that time he threw the minstrel out of the hotel window in Zok?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Remember the old days?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Remember?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Rule Two, Rule Three... What had been Rule One?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Rules?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	SEE WHAT?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	SIT IT OUT?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	SO WE CAN COUNT ON YOU, CAN WE?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	SO... YOU''RE SAYING THAT THIS VAT COULD EXIST SOMEWHERE IN A TRULY INFINITE EVERYWHERE AND THEREFORE IT CAN EXIST HERE?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	See up there?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	See, master?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Shall people think I have taught you nothing?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Shall we get on?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Shall we go get''em, boys?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Shall we go?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	She had you sent to me?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Skin- substitutes to preserve body heat?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	So he''s saving the world and destroying it, all at once?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	So tell me, have you ever considered the rewards of the spiritual life?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	So the fact that it slowed down and stopped back there when that Auditor practised its axemanship is n''t a factor, then?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	So why do I remember Lobsang?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	So you could send a clacks message to hire an Igor?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	So, Lobsang Ludd, you tried to count my surprises, did you?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	So...     How did it go, now?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Some little tea- leaf pinches the flame from the gods and suddenly he''s immortal?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Some, who did not know, might say:''What is this Way that gives him so much power?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Still, I suppose it''s not your fault you''ve lost a few skills over the centuries, what with one thing and-''    ''Lost skills?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Submit?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Submit?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Submit?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Surely a nice old lady would n''t put something like that in her garden, would she?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Surely he''d put it down just a moment ago?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Surely one naughty child ca n''t trouble you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Surely the knowledge that it is necessary for continued survival is sufficient?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Susan and Lobsang backed into the shadows, and then Susan said,''What have I put my foot in?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Susan began, and then added,''We have, have n''t we?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Susan spotted one brightly painted gnome fishi- No, that was n''t a rod he was holding, was it?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Susan?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	TALKING OF THE OLD DAYS, he said carefully, I''M SURE YOU REMEMBER THE TRADITION OF RIDING OUT?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	THE CHILDREN ARE WELL?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	TO WHOM DO YOU REFER?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Tall man, beard, tendency to giggle at nothing?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Tell me, miss... why are we talking about he?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	That means there are no rules, does n''t it?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	That sort of leaks into the brain, do n''t you think?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	That tang of permitted emulsifiers?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The Mandala is...''    But where were the colours?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The abbot said it''s something to do with... what was it?...
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The actual end of the actual whole world?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The balance of molecules?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The basic geometry?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The buggers do n''t learn, what?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The first question they ask is:''Why was he eternally surprised?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The horse of Death?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The magician''s cave...''    ''Magic?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The midwife?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The midwife?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The one outside?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The one said, You are making an image with pigments?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The one that was beginning to terrify Lady LeJean said, We wonder: is it possible that you are slowing the work in some way?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The one who was now getting on Lady LeJean''s nerves said: And the reason for its presence?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The one with all the hair?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The perfect order that goes with changelessness?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The secret is to get them to land hard so that there''s lots of shrapnel-''    ''And where is Lobsang?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The universe is destroyed and we do n''t feel it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	The voice that had lately been swearing said,''If you would be tho good?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Then you are ready to fight, enemy of dust?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	There have to be rules, do n''t there?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	There was no other marking except, near the bottom, the words:     THIS SIDE UP[? this text upside down]     Then the crate started to swear.
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	There was something about the way she said it...     ''That was n''t just a figure of speech, was it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	There''s got to be a law, right?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	There''s nothing for them here, is there?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	These gentlemen?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	They make chocolate?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	They use magic here?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	They''d say things like''Thursday already?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	They''re chocolates?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	They''re the ones in the silver wrapp- Look, I just happen to know things, all right?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Think I''m daft, do you?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	This worked, but the process felt... What was the word?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Tho what do you want me to do about the lawyerth?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Tick     And who is this Lu- Tze?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Tick     Who is this girl?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Time has stopped, the world is given over to... fairy tales and monsters, and there''s a schoolteacher walking around?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	To the world in general, he said,''Who am I now?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Uh, how do I feel about brandy?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Uncertain death, see?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Under her breath she added,''Can you help?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Understood?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Very hard to do, and I do n''t reckon they teach it in the Thieves''Guild, eh?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	WELL?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	WHAT IS IT?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	WHAT IS TIME TO A BIG LIZARD, AFTER ALL?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	WHAT?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	WHEN THE BOTTLE IS BROKEN, DOES IT MATTER WHERE THE GLASS WAS HIT?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	WHERE WERE WE?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	WHO IS TALKING FOR YOU NOW?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	WHY LOOK SURPRISED?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	WOULD YOU CARE TO SIT IN FOR THIS ONE?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Was yesterday real?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	We did a fine job there-''    ''Lu- Tze?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	We''ve got to find the person who built the clock-''    ''And, er, what are you, Miss Susan?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Well, how could they?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Well, not really...''    ''Then how did you find the place?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Well, wonder boy?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Well... who knows?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Well?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Wet finger on a wineglass?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What I tell you in the future you''ll know now, right?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What about him?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What am I saying?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What am I supposed to be thinking?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What do I know about anything?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What do them letters round the edge say?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What else had the first people been afraid of?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What happened to Mr Manners?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What happened to the week?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What happens when it stops spinning?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What harm is a man with a broom?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What is Rule One?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What is happening here?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What is the... attraction of performing a function?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What is there about this axe that could cause concern to us?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What is your name?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What kind of koan is''It wo n''t get better if you pick at it,''or''Eat it up, it''ll make your hair curly,''or''Everything comes to he who waits''?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What next?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What one thinks the other thinks too?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What reason can a mountain have?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What shall I do now?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What should I have chosen instead?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What spinners?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What time is it when the white waterlily opens?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What was it about, then?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What was one more human?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What wath it you wanted?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What''s happening to me?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What''s he done?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What, what, what is this nonsense of''salad cream''?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	What?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	When you needed an ally, and you were Death, on whom could you absolutely rely?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Where doeth it thay.. we"?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Where else would War live?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Where is the elephant?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Where is this one from?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Where ought you to be?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Where to now?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Which do you think it was?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Who am I?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Who are you, then?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Who is this boy?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Who is wozza funny man this person, Sweeper?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Who knew where humanity began and where it finished?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Who''s going to protect them out here?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Whoever would have guessed that a brain operated like this?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t you say?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Why does he need me?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Why not trust in the future?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Why now?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Why now?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Why should I slow the work?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Why should I trust you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Why the... why the.. why had they copied internal organs?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Why this time and this place?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Why was it doing that?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Why was the air wet and smelling of the city?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Why would she do that?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Why''s it so interested in us?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Will there be anything else, reverend sirs?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Williamson, who kept his clock five minutes fast?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Wiped the smile off your face, have I?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Wit my head cut off?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	With one of these on his back?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Would she?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Would you try to tear someone apart just for a coffee creme?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	YES?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	YOU ARE THE ANGEL CLOTHED ALL IN WHITE OF THE IRON BOOK FROM THE PROPHECIES OF TOBRUN, AM I CORRECT?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	YOU''RE CONTINUING WITH THE MILK ROUND?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	YOU''VE STILL GOT YOUR HORSE?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	YOUR CAREER PROGRESSES?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Ye- hi?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Yeth?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You are married now?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You are referring to this handle?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You ca n''t feel it?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You call that training and experience?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You can hear them now, eh?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You could be looking at some extra momos in your thugpa come dinner- time, if you get my drift?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You felt something?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You found it, then?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You go and get a bit of shut- eye, okay?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You heard that rumour?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You holding up okay?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You knew Ankh- Morpork pretty well, did you?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You know how many remote castles there are along the gorges?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You mean that you ca n''t do it?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You planted this garden, did you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You recall?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You see?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You still have n''t got a weapon?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You wait, you practise- and then you''re just edited out because brimstone is no longer a fashionable colour?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You want me as an apprentice?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You want more gold?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You want to learn?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You were dashing to prevent the end of the world but you stopped to help some old man?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You will not go within a hundred miles of Uberwald, will you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You wish to face me in the dojo?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You''re Famine, then?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You''re not really going to just wait for the world to end and celebrate it, are you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You''re planning something and you''re not even going to tell me, right?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You''re stealing parts and twisting parts... and you go back every day because of the way he looks at you, do n''t you?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You''ve got to go on remembering that you saw something that now did not happen, understand?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	You, sir, can you stop the clock?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Your meaning?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	Your primitive villager, he reckoned fire was a good thing, did n''t he?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	and he said,"Is that any business of yours?"
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	and you can just hear the universe replying,"Well, what about you?"''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	at the sound of trumpets, yes?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	chocolate?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	clock?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	dead?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	divers?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	hello?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	or is it that, to this particular teacher, there is not much of a difference?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	or''Where do you ecthpect me to find a brain at thith time of night?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	painted on the side would be a definite clue, do n''t you think?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	said... yes, Newgate, he thought, that''s my name, yes?
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	this?''
Thief of Time - Terry Pratchett	was fine, but''What do you need a hundred virginth for?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	, is n''t it?'' Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett A lamp of poison?"
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Cos all you got ta do is let go of the roof, see?'' Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett Destruction of property"?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Ere, Nobby, woss this about you not being a lord after all?'' Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett Lucinda"?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Manky?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	S that what it''s called? Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett Salt, mustard, vinegar, pepper?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Throne vacant, applicant must supply own crown?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	farinaceousmeans to do with corn, or flour, does n''t it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''), the persistent(''Are you sure it was n''t you what done it?'')
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	'', or''Hard work, do you want to do it?''.
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''A cigar, your lordship?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''A dollar?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''A drink, m''lord?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''A dwarf who ca n''t get the hang of metal?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''A golem let all the cattle out?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''A hundred dollars?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''A loaf of bread?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''A man married to the richest woman in the city?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''A piece of matchstick?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''A racehorse?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''A voice, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''A watchman?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Again?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, Sir Samuel,''he said,''but whom can you trust?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, but do you know what was special about it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, he was lyin'', was he?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, perhaps they''re frightened of the uniform?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, so?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Aha, dat a likely story, own up, dat where you always is at night?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Aha, own up, you got witnesses?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''All of them?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''All right for some, eh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''All right for some, eh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''All the time?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Am I going to lose my position, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''An IOU?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''An''suck a peppermint before you goes home, that usually works —''''Working late?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And I believe he personally took over the investigation of the poisoning?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And I suppose he gets a coat of arms?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And I understand that his efforts to discover the poisoner have not reached any conclusions?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And Mr Hopkinson at the Bread Museum?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And Mr Hopkinson... A short man?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And can I once again say that our job would be a lot easier if you let us move you out of the palace?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And expose my neck, you mean?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And have Mr Vimes cut me head off?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And he wo n''t die?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And him?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And his head all smashed in?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And if he does n''t?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And meet other golems?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And now they meet secretly and make plots?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And of course that''s what you''ve always done, is n''t it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And some of these girls have a bit of cash, too?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s heraldry, is it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And then I started thinking: who wants a king?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And this is what you found under their pillows, was it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And this last one?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And to what do I owe the pleasure, Sir Samuel?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And what about the dwarf?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And what does she do?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And when you ca n''t get them, Mr Gimlet?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And who drew the straw to play Stoneface Vimes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And who has that sort of money, indeed?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And who''s going to watch the oven?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And why are you clowns repairing the treadmill?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And you have time off?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And you lost?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And you put in fresh candles when necessary, do you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And you put these candles in his lordship''s room every day?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And you take your, er, perks home?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And you were all ill afterwards?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''And?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Anecdotes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Angua?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Angua?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Another helping, Mr Carrot?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Any chance of a job with you lot, then?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Any help at all —?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Any idea why it was in his mouth?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Any of you know what any of this means?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Any problems, Constable?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Any want to join, are there?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone along there make string?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone know why?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone told Dragon King of Arms?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Anything else?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Anything else?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Anything special?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Anything strike you about them?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Anything?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Anyway, a thief would be here for the Battle Bread, would n''t they?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Anyway,''said Angua,''if people ca n''t be themselves in Ankh- Morpork, where can they?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Anywhere else?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Apparently, sir''''A fat racehorse?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are all the staff here?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t we all, sir?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t you afraid?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t you supposed to tell me what it says?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are these yer fingers right here by my boots?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are we running or what?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are you busy, my lord?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are you calling this nose a liar?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are you happy now?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are you insane?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are you mad?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are you mad?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure you''re a dwarf?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are you telling me I ca n''t have a coat of arms?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are you the baboon?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Are you trying to bribe an officer of the law, Mr Sock?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Arms?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Aye, so there''s no money in this?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Better now?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Better than dead?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Black, is n''t it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Boss?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Brandy, my lord?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Breeding for receding chins or bunny teeth, that sort of thing?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Buggrit?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''But I know you''re just saying that so''s I''ll make the effort to haul meself up, right?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''But do you know what it means?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''But if it did we could always say they''d bin guilty of somethin'', sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''But it''d be nice to know where Wee Mad Arthur gets his from, do n''t you think?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''But it''s your evidence, right?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''But they''d put all their future in it —''''You wanted me, Commander?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''But what could you hope to achieve?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''But what was wrong with a simple cosh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''But why?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''But you ca n''t say where it came from?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''But you did n''t just take food home for your family, did you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''But you take home the candle stubs?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''But, when the kids play hopscotch in the street, what''s the rhyme they sing?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Buy?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''By gods, and that''s if?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you jump off, Fred?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you just let go?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you swing yourself along, Corporal?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you tell where it came from?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Can I invite you to notice the arrow in this crossbow?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Can it hear us?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Can we have a talk?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Can yer mother sew, pal?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Can you get it to move a little closer to the doors, please?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Can you paint a picture of his eye, Sydney?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Can you read it, Commander?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Can you remember the last Patrician?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Can you see any princess marrying him?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Can you witness that there appears to be a bag of greyish powder in here?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Captain Carrot,''said Dr Downey, firmly,''we have to talk to you on a grave matter concerning — What have I sat in?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Captain Carrot?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Captain Carrot?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Captain?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Carrot?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Carrot?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Chambermaid or scullery maid?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Cheery, eh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Come on, will yez?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Compared with what, mister?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Coo- ee, Mr Hopkinson?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Could I just perhaps have the words and leave out the comparative religion?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Could it have been ordered to protect someone?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Could n''t the imp have made it up?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Could they''ve eaten poison before you caught them?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Could you bake clay in a baker''s oven?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Cup of acorn coffee, Mr Gimlet?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''D''yez believe in that reincarnation stuff, Mr Colon?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''D''you mind if I share them out?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''D''you mind if youse goes out the back way?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''D''youse know what happened to the last man that made a crack like that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Dead, is he?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Dead?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Dead?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Detritus, have a look round, will you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Detritus?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Detritus?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Dibbuk?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Did Hardcore say he saw dis troll''s badge?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Did I just lick dis?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Did I?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Did anyone see it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Did he have more than one enemy?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Did he tell the Watch?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Did she touch him?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Did the Heralds let you in?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Did they think you were some kind of fool who''d keep evidence like that where anyone could find it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Did yez know yez on a trapdoor?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Did you kill Father Tubelcek?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Did you read those pamphlets I gave you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Did you really punch the president of the Assassins''Guild?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Did you think it was going to wave a flag?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Did your golem leave the yard yesterday evening?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Disgusting, is n''t it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Dispose of this somewhere safely, will you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Do I need to do that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you want me to?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Do they?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know how to use any kind of weapon?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know much about your, er, antecedents?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Do you remember your father?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think we should tell someone?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Do you wish me to have the table in the Rats Chamber repaired?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Do you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Do?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Do?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Does anyone know how many golems there are in the city?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Does for him?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Does it by any chance say"Mr X did it, aargh, aargh, aargh"?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Does it look safe?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Does it matter?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Does it say anything''bout him selling bags of Slab to troll kids?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Does n''t get hot enough?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Does there have to be a reason?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Done what?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Dorfl?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Doughnut?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Doughnut?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Dr Downey?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Dr Downey?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Drunk as a lord, eh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Dwarfs throw it like a discus, right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Eh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Employee?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Er, how about we could march him out in the fog-?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Er, shall I go away?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Er... Watchmen are n''t allowed to kill people, right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Er... could I try it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Er... er... Everyone''s guilty of something, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Er... er... Just because someone''s a member of an ethnic minority does n''t mean they''re not a nasty small- minded little jerk, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Er... er... Never trust anybody, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Er... is there a crime in owning that?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Er... that''s all right, is n''t it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Er... what''s that on your hands?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Even if one of us- not that I''m saying it would be one of us, of course- even if someone took over, what about the dwarfs?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Ever bitten hot jam?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Every detail covered, eh, Vimes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Everyt''ing okay?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Everything all right, Constable Downspout?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, Commander Vimes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Fancy a drink?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Feeding the yudasgoat?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Female?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Fghmf?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Follow who?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''From old Plugger in New Cobblers?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Fruit juice, is it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Get it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Get the boy to nip along to the glazier, will you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Get the servants to prepare a new room, right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Good gods, is it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Good grief, have n''t got the sense you were bor — Have n''t you got any sense?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Good grief, why did n''t you call out earlier?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Got any more clever ideas?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Got any pig knuckles?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Grandson of Slope Nobbs?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Grudge?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Guild member?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Had n''t we better help?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Has anyone sent for Doughnut Jimmy?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Has he been eating his bedding?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Has he got one?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Has someone already eaten this, Vimes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Has someone dropped something?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Has the poor man got any relatives?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Has your lordship got everything he requires?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Have n''t I seen that one before?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Have n''t I seen you before?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Have n''t you heard the stories?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Have n''t you heard, sir?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Have they ever killed anyone?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Have we got a bargain?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Have you been able to crack the code?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Have you got any left?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Have you got something to do, Mr Sock?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Have you had anything to eat today, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Have you seen any like this before?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''He dead?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''He drinks Bearhugger''s whisky?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''He even walks nobly, would n''t you say?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''He gon na get any better?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''He learns fast, does n''t he?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''He, er, visits his lordship most days, I believe?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Heavy, is it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Hello, hello, hello, what''s all this, then?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Her?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Here, what''s dis?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Here, you do n''t think he poisoned them, do you?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Hey, did I just hear something?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Hey, pal?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Hey, perhaps it went potty?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Hey, why do n''t we paint a big sign saying something like"The Dwarf Bread Experience"?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Hey?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Him?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Hopkinson?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How May We Be Of Service?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How about if we kill him and drag his body away?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How about if we throw down the money?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How are you feeling, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How can it work when its lights''re out?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How can they move around when they''re like a pot, eh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How come yez do n''t know?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How come you know him?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How could you tell?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How d''you do that, then?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How did that happen?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How did you get on?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How did you get up there?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How did you know about this?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How did you know he was n''t asleep?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How did you know that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How do we know it was n''t one of them?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How do you mean,"hygienically prepared"?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How do you mean?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How is his lordship?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How long have lady dwarfs felt like this?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How long have you been working here, Dorfl?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How many''s he had this year, by the way?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How much was I worth?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How much will it cost us?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How powerful, would you say?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How should I know?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How should I know?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How should I know?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How would you''ve liked me to have put it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How''d we get here, Sarge?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How''s he pissing?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How''s the plumbing business?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How''s your young lady?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Hundreds?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Hwat?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Hwhat about thif packet?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I believe these are the men?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t know, you try to do your best at very reasonable prices and this is the thanks you get?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I expect she sat up with your little brother, did she?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I expect you get the ones from the bedrooms, yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I have a choice?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I just go now?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I knew it was them, right?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I mean first aid?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, I mean, what''s it worth whenallsaidan- done?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, five thousand tables?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, why should you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, y''could change t''name o''this place, call it the Earl of Ankh, and I''d come in and drink here reg''lar, whaddya say?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, you''re not always in the slaughterhouse?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I reckon she wants me to be a giggle- low, is that right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I said, you want me to get another one?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I should say the fact that he had one is obvious, would n''t you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose you wo n''t be able to find one of your famous Clues on the thing?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose you would n''t tell me who hired you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose,''said the young man,''that I could not prevail upon you to let me down?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I thought they carried them up?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I told you not to do that, did n''t I?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I understand you have a golem here?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I''m in front of the palace, right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''I''ve got a silver mail vest which I promised my family I''d wear, but is anything else good for werewolves?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''If Dorfl did n''t kill the old men, who did?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''If I tell you everything, you''ll let me go, right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''If it''s just a thing, how can it commit murder?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''If she had n''t been a werewolf you would by now be the world''s largest novelty candle, all right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''If that''s the truth, why are people smashing them?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''If you gon na die, d''yez mind signing a chitty to say yez promised me a dollar?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''In a city?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''In his mouth?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''In that case,''said Vimes,''I suggest you take another apple and —''''Er, excuse me,''said Carrot loudly,''You''re Mr Maxilotte, are n''t you?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''In the cellar?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''In the fog we had last night?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Incidentally, were you able by any chance to find time to have a look at those leaflets I gave you the other day, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Indeed?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Indeed?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Indeed?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Interesting wording, but it does look legal, does n''t it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is It Frightening To Be Free?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is Mildred Easy here?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is dere any trouble?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is he a golem?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is he a man of property?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is he real?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is he selling them to Albertson?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is he the old man with the white beard?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is it a troll made to look like a human?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is it supposed to make sense if we know how all the pieces fit together?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is it trying to write something?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is someone making them again?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is that a fact?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is that a fact?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is that all?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is that it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is that it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is that not so, young Vetinari?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is there a special name for it when it''s piled up like that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is there any other way out?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is there no end to your crimes?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is there someone up there called''- there was a muffled snigger —''Cheery Littlebottom?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is there somewhere a little less public?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Is this if?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''It burned you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''It does n''t matter?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''It killed those old men, did n''t it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''It means"Who guards the guards themselves?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''It shoved an apple in his mouth?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''It was obvious, was it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''It would, would n''t it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''It''s confessed to all these?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''It''s dead, is it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''It''s just a shaft with a big box in it that can be pulled up and down, is n''t it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''It''s just that, sometimes''Yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''It''s not burned down, my lord?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''It''s supposed to make noises?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Jump?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Just like this, Constable Visit?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Just the eye?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''King of Arms?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''King?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''King?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Know anything about dead bodies?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s just run, eh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Like making poisoned candles?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Like pieces of a jigsaw, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Like this?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Linneneageeage?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Listen, will you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Littlebottom''Sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Look at that, will you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Losing?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Lot of ordinary men sit around a table and talk and suddenly the world''s a different place?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Lucky one for you, eh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Made him eat it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Made it up, sir?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''May I make an observation, my lord?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Maybe if you knot the laces together you could carry them round your neck?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Maybe they ate arsenic before he caught them?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Mgffmph?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Money?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Most of the clothing workshops are up at Nap Hill, but the wages are cheaper down here, are n''t they?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Carry?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Dorfl?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Sock?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Vimes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''N — When did I say that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Nail varnish?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''No one makes them?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''No stops?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''No, Commander, the word means"What is that in the table?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''No, after I joined in it all seemed to stop/ said Angua,''And, you know, they did n''t laugh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''No, but it''s an intriguing suggestion, do n''t you think?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''No, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''No?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''No?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Nobby Nobbs?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Nobby, you''ve read this?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Nobby?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Not even an IOU?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Not his granny''s funeral this time?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Not old Father Tubelcek?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Nothing else?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Now all we need is the corner bit with the piece of sky and the leaves and it''ll all be one big picture?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Now can we find Cheri and get out of here?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Now then, Mr... it''s Preble Skink, is n''t it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, for heaven''s sake, will someone shut that door?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, why did you have to ask that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yeah?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yeah?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, you had information, did you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Old Lord Snapcase?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Old Sconner, sir?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''On its master?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''On the floor, sir, with all his clothes on?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''One dollar, right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Or I''ll — You be back quickly, d''you hear?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Or can we go now?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Or the time in, say, Klatch?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Other golems?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Pate?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''People eat in here?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps Sir Samuel would be kind enough to step this way?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps you can show me where they''re kept, miss?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Permission to go and have a bath, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Pine resin''s just pine resin, is n''t it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Poison?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Poisoned pens?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Put it in the Widows and Orphans Fund, will you, Fred?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Rat?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Really, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Really, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Religion is all very well, but what do prophets know about profits, eh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Remember all those fights?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Remember when he made his horse a city councillor?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''S- sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Salt and pepper?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Salt, mustard, vinegar, pepper?''?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Salt, mustard, vinegar, pepper?''?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Says?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''See what I mean?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''See?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''See?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sell m''birthright for a spot of massage, is that it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sergeant Detritus?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Shall I go on remembering it or what?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''She gave her ole clothes to the gardener, did she?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Should toenails throb, Vimes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Should we help him?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Six floors?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Smoke''em out?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''So I''ll cross it off the list of Things To Do, then?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''So are you going to take the sodding oath or not, Dorfl?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''So how did you meet this man with no feet?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''So it fills the whole paper?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''So this is the new way of things, is it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''So we ai n''t good enough for you, is that what you''re saying?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''So what''d he have to do?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''So what?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''So what?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''So who were the others?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''So why have you taken all this time off?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''So you were catching them under the Shambles?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Some of the floors are hardly used these days, sir —''''Even better for our poisoner, hmm?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Something about trifle, is it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Somewhere, in fact, without dwarfs?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Son of Sconner Nobbs and a lady referred to here as Maisie of Elm Street?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry, sir?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry, was I talking to you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Soup spoon?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Spare the thunderbolts and spoil the congregation, eh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Spare?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Squeak?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Stacking garlic?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Still catching rats without a Guild card, are you?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Surely we represent the city?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Tell me, Sir Samuel, do you know the phrase"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Tell me, Sir Samuel, do you know the phrase"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Tell me, young man, are you a policeman?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''That was good, was n''t it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''That would certainly help matters,''''And you''d let us go?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''That''s a morpork, is n''t it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''That''s not this one, is it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''That''s some kind of musical instrument, is n''t it, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''That''s what I kept sayin'', and would you listen?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''The blotter?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''The man calls himself an officer of the law, and whose law does he listen to, eh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''The ones Father Tubelcek wrote in his own blood?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''The palace?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''The same people who''re the"everyone"in"everyone knows"?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''They''d be covered in arsenic, would they?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''They''re just religious quotations?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''To me or to them?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Took it well, did he?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Trying to trick me into an admission, Mr Vimes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Twenty- four hours a day?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Valuable?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Vampires?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Want the dresses back?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Was he hurt?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Was it clay they stole?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Was it sawing pine logs yesterday?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Was that a"yes, sir"or a"no, sir", Sir Samuel?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Was that"thirty dollars"I just saw you write?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Was there anything else on the dinner menu?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Was there anything else, Commander?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Wassat?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''We did n''t check all the food and then let his lordship tip poison on to suit his taste, did we?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''We did n''t do that, did we?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''We put up some kind of advertisement?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''We walk out of here unharmed or the girl gets it, all right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''We would n''t have missed that, would we?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''We- ell,''he said,''it''s the end of the social Season, see?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Weasels?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Wee Mad Arthur would n''t poison rats, would he?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Well, Commander Vimes says you''ve to come to the Patrician''s palace right now, all right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Well, can you steer it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Well, do you trust him?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Well, now you''re back with us, go and take over on Number Three hammer and send Mr Vincent up to my office, right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Well, sir, you know that creek that you''re up without a paddle?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Well, what do you want us to do?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Well, when I say"left it"''Did he say anything?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Were they important?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Wha''re yez doing up there?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What about Lord Vetinari?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What about Vimes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What about him?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What about it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What about plodding?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What about the Watch?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What about the poisoned candles?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What about these legs down here?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What about your public duty?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What am I going to do?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What are we looking for?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing, Dorfl?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What are you going to use it/ or?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What are you talking about, Carrot?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What are you talking about?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What are your duties?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What d''you mean?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What did it go and do that for?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What did she yell?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What did they say?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What did you do?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What did you expect?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What did you think it was?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What dis all about?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, Fred?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean,"nothing"?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean,"rebellion"?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think you''re doing, my friend?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What do you want?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What do your friends call you, Wee Mad Arthur?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What duck?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What else did you take?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What else is there?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What factory, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What for?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What for?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What had Mr Hopkinson got?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What happened to him?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What has the priest got that anyone wants?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What have we missed, Captain?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What if he wo n''t come?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What is it golems want, Dorfl?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What is it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What is she?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What is this place?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What is your view, Lord de Nobbes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of question is that to suddenly ask anybody, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What makes you think they were golems?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What rules?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What shall we call it, then?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What size boots do you take?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell are you doing?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What thing, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What things?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What time is it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What was he saying about a baron?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What was it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What was that thing?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What we are?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What words of purpose?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What words?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What you''re saying is, you''ll accept the existence of any god only if it can be proved by discussion?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''re these things?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you going to do?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you looking at my ear for?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you talking about?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s Slab?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s a good we —?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s all this about poison?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s been happening, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s dat, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s for supper?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s going on, Mr Dibbler?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s going on, Vimes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s going on?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s going to be done, eh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happened to it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening, sir?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s it doing now?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s it mean?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s it you do?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s it you want to tell me, Mr Carry?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s my next move, Fred?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that got to do with it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that to yez?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that to you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the guild price on your head, Sir Samuel?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the pay?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this book?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this crown with a dagger through it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this place called?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this, then?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s up with the corporal?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s wrong with it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What''s your name, lad?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What, all of it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What, never?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What, nothing?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''When you''ve got a moment, nip along to the College of Heralds in Mollymog Street, will you?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Where Are We Going?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Where did he go?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Where did it come from?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Where did you get them, then?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Where shall I start?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Where the hell is white- clay country round here?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Where was this?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Where''re they?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Where''re''re''re we, Nobby?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s Commander Vimes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s that smell coming from?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s the trapdoor?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Where''ve you gone?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Where?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Which way''s the window?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Which way?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Who found him?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Who have?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Who opened the window?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Who say?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Who should I have brought with me?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Who was the illegitimate son of Edward St John de Nobbes, Earl of Ankh, and a, ah- ha, a parlourmaid of unknown lineage?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Who was the old lady?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Who watches the Watch?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Who''ll it be, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s doing it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s going around killing old men?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s that girl?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s that man who owns that place?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s that there, then?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s the vampire?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Who?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Whose idea was it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Whose idea, Mr Carry?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why are they so scared?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you all covered in crap, Fred?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you —?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why did he still smell of horses, Vimes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why did you ask about pine logs?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why did you do it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t you just go back behind your door like the good bogeyman that you are?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why do you hate them so much?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why do you say that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why do you think that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why do you wear your badge on a collar round your neck?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why should I have done that, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why should I, sir?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why would the old man be handling poison?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why you takin''pictures of the dead man?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s it going to run off?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s it got a lighted fish on it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why, what''s he done?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Will I?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Will you be selling any to them other bastards?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Winkles''Old Peculiar?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Winkles?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''With the Arsenic Monster?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Wo n''t Carrot try to stop you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Worked how?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Working where?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Works hard, does it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Worth stealing?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Would there be any money in this?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like to be reminded of this at any particular time?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Y''see it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Y''see this?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, but which words?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, you remember us, do n''t you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Captain?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Commander?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Constable Visit?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Fred?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Mr Dwarf Weird Person?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but that''s not exactly criminal activity, is it, sir?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but... in a pencil factory?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, my lord?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sir?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yessir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yessir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yessir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Yez can feel it doing yer tubes a power of good, eh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You Say To People"Throw Off Your Chains"And They Make New Chains For Themselves?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You all right, Constable?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You all right, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You are a doctor, are n''t you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You are afraid of theft?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You beat him to death with an iron bar?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You blow them up?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You boys new in town?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You ca n''t use anything else- listen- you''ve got to have the noses poking through the pastry, all right?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You came alone?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You did n''t come into this room?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You do know his last secretary tried to kill him?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t mean Nobbs as in... Corporal Nobbs?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t really have to go, do you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You do?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You done everyt''ing you need?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You feel what other golems feel?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You gave one of them a voice?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You got to let them go, otherwise the words in their heads —''''And then it came back and worked all night?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You hear that, Captain?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You know it, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You know that word Sergeant Colon uses?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You know the gentleman?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You know what?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You know what?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You know?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You like the idea of them having secrets?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You made good use of me, eh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You mean he —?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You mean like"He ought to be hung except they ca n''t find a twisty enough rope"?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You mean the fact it''s gone mad, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You mean the sledgehammer, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You mean you have n''t worked it out?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You never get bad fortunes in cookies, ever noticed that?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You never got told anything about your forebears?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You never suspected you''d got any posh connections?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You never wanted to be a captain, Fred?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You okay, Nobby?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You really intend to prefer charges?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You really thought you could arrest me with a piece of wood?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You really want more pamphlets?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You see dose statchoos of Monolith over dere?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You sure about old Doughnut, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You sure you do n''t know where I was?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You sure you want to keep the beard?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You sure?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You sure?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You tellin''me about blasphemy, you sedimentr''y coprolith?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You tellin''me we paid for Happy Hour in the Drum?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You think I want that back?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You think she could n''t smell the difference between a corpse and a living body?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You think so?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You think so?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You think they''d have puppies?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You think you''re normal- sized?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You want I should draw a chalk outline round him?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You want I should get a wizard?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You want I should smash one open, see what dey''re fill wit'', maybe find a reason?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You want ketchup?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You wear chain mail under your clothes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You were attacked by a golem, were you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You willing to be a Watchman, Dorfl?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You wo n''t?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You''re Constable Lucker, are n''t you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You''re for sale?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not suggesting that Vetinari tucks into a nice rat every day?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You''re really getting the hang of this affirmative action stuff, eh sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You''re sure?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You''re talking about Captain Carrot, are n''t you, Fred?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You''re talking about Nobby Nobbs?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You''re to hold his nose and pour it down his throat twice a day, right?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve been marching up and down with your tin pike, eh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve found arsenic?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve gone and done all your holy day stuff?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve killed it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve never actually eaten anyone, have you?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve never been to one of these affairs before, m''lord?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve never heard of her?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You- you all right, Corporal Lord de Nobbes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You... er... get along all right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You... er... you... on your ears?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''You?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Your information was something on the lines of: Vimes is dead drunk in the Watch House and he''s got a bag of arsenic in his desk?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Your meaning?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''Your notebook?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''ve I got a sheet over m''head?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''— what is a mess of pottage, anyway?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	''— what''s messy about it, then?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	.. a...''Carrot''s mind rebelled at the thought of what the dwarf was wearing and settled for:''A kilt?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	... oh, no..."Because I Knead the Dough"?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	.I think I''ve got an ointment that might be —''''Will it help with the apple?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	.female clothes, is n''t it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	23?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	A bit?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	A bunch of grapes?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	A chair said,''Besides, are any of the guild leaders up to the task?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	A chamber pot?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	A gargoyle, eh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	A hofficer?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	A jumped- up copper to the nobs and a nob to the rest, eh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	A little hobby to allow the centuries to fly by?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	A lowly Watchman, in fact?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	A morpork on an ankh, see?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	A note is left at the scene of a crime in my town and does it have the decency to be a death- threat?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	A packet of Pantweeds?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	A pair of harmless old men?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	A rat was in the bottom of it and, sitting amidships and rowing, was —''Wee Mad Arthur?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	A sort of bilingual play on words, perhaps?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Ah... Mr Drumknott?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	All the bowls have been well washed, right?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	All the little gangs of thieves fighting all the time?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Am I right in thinking that all my guards are non- human?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And I expect they need a new dart- board in the Watch House?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And I wouldn''t''n''t''n''t chargeyouapenny, how- aboutit?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And I''ll just bet you wanted to act in good faith, eh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And change everything, understand?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And d''you know what?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And if I find that damn golem I''ll shake its damn hand, you hear me?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And now I think we should go and have a look at the candle factory, should n''t we?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And the axe was an interesting harbinger of things to come, yes?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And the bill to go to the Assassins''Guild again, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And the bunch of rods with an axe in it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And the motto?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And then it went and put old Fosdyke in his sausage machine —''''What?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And then the first thing they''d want to do would be to destroy the evidence, would n''t they?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And then:''Why would a golem admit to something it did n''t do?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And what is happening here?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And why not, pray?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And your daughter is a maid at the university?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	And, even if we find arsenic, so what?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Angua walked in thought for a while and then said:''I wonder if it will be as surprising as the collection of rock samples you showed me last week?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Angua?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Another priest said,''Is it true you''ve said you''ll believe in any god whose existence can be proved by logical debate?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Another worried expression crossed Nobby''s face, so Vimes quickly added:''Your ancestors?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Anything else?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, what if it turns on me?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Are you all here?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right, Corporal Little- bottom?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Are you angry, Sam?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Are you hearing me?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Are you keeping well?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Are you saying we send out for a king?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Are you smiling, Commander?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Are you the meat man?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Because the words say so?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Because we ordinary mortals just are n''t as clever as you, are we?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Bit of a boozer, was he?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Blowpipes through the keyhole?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Brandy and cigars, eh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	But everyone wrote things down, did n''t they?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	But he''s not exactly in charge, is he?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	But it''s all got a bit messy under Vetinari, has n''t it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	But she thinks the bogeyman is him, and who''s going to tell her different?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	But these things?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	But they could n''t skive off, could they?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	But where then shall we put it, seeing that all will look for it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	But who else saw me?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	But would it want a future king who might really be called Rex?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	But you?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	But —''''Did n''t you think that was odd?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	But... er, have you worked out what else is special about k?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	But... so what?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	But..."''Well?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you get... metal salts?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you try to be unfair even once?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you understand that, when you have to be careful all the time, it''s dreadful to see things like that being accepted?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Can I go now?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Can we go?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Can you give me a hand?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Can you make copies so I can send them to all the Watch Houses?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Can you poison a wasp?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Can you tell us anything, Dorfl?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Can you throw me my clothes, please?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Carrot wrote another few dutiful lines and then said, very softly,''Is that horse and cart still outside Ironcrust''s bakery?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Carrot, why do n''t you scarp —?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Carrot?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Cheery had a different carpet put down and replaced the bed, What else could you do?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Cheery''ll know what — Where is Corporal Littlebottom?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Cheery?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Cheese?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Cloth?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Constable Visit had told him the meek would inherit it, and what had the poor devils done to deserve that"?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Corporal Nobbs... my Corporal Nobbs... is the Earl of Ankh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Could n''t you have arranged a less awkward time?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Could you actually be poisoned by the walls''?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Could you poison a book?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Crossword clues and plays on words?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	D''you put it on a tray?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Did I?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Did someone hit you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Did they?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Did you complain?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Did you ever hear about that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Did you hear about that priest being murdered on Misbegot Bridge?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Did you notice how people kept encouraging him because they could n''t actually believe anyone would tell jokes like that in mixed company?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Did you notice them?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Did you see who did it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Do I make myself clear?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you think I''ve tried?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Do you have any idea why it''d write that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Do you know Father Tubelcek?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Do you think he can read?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Do you use any arsenic around the place?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Do you want me to continue?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Do you want me to get a doctor?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Do you want these dresses?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Does any name cross your mind, my lord?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Does anyone else know about this?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Does it say something like"Take that, you bastard, we''ve been waiting ages to get you for what you did all those years ago"?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Does the mental picture include iron boots, iron helmet, a small worried face and a long beard?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Does this mean anything to anyone?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Dorfl had a new foot, did n''t he- it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Dorfl turned his head slowly to look at Angua and wrote: DO YOU NEED ME FURTHER?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Doughnut Jimmy?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Driver still sitting there?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Dwarf bread?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Ends, Miss Easy?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Er... you do n''t actually know what"antecedents"means, do you, Nobby?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Er?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Er?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Even though they''d take the lives of other people because little lives do n''t matter and what the hell can we take away from them"?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Everyone knows that, do n''t they?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Everyone''s got to have perks, are n''t I right?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Fill it right up this time, eh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Fish him out and give him a cup of tea, will you?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Flour, fire and water?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	For money?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	For what, may I ask?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Forty?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Fred, what am I gon na do?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Funny thing, is n''t it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Get it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Get it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Got a shop in the Shambles?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Had n''t you noticed?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Have yez finished?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Have you got anything to tell me, Dorfl?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	He also said the right things, like''Credit?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	He drew a ring around''Oven?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	He glared at the line- up:''Well?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	He just stands there, bold as you like, and waits for the tray to come by, right?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	He raised his hammer defiantly and opened his mouth to say,''Oh, yeah?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	He said:''But you have holy days off, do n''t you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	He told you he was female?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	He was n''t going to have another day of bafflement interspersed with desperately bright ideas, was he?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	He''d heard rumours- who had n''t?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	He''d said,''Ah, arsenic''s a metal, right, so maybe the cutlery has been made of it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Hmm?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	How could you keep that up day after day without arousing suspicion somewhere?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	How did you find it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	How did you leave the guild?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	How do you feel about weasels?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	How fast are you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	How many times have you been killed this week?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	How may we help you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	How?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Hwat?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I could n''t let our gallant policeman know I''d worked it out for myself, could I?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I did tell you my name, did n''t I, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I does n''t charge for extermination, see?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I gather most of the creatures are lodging with you at the present time?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I have special talents?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I mean, I walk around a lot, do n''t I?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I mean, do you want to go back to the Yard and say we talked to Wee Mad Arthur and he said it was n''t him, end of story?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I mean, if it were n''t true, you''d have thought it would n''t have survived, would n''t you?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what''re the choices they''ve got?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I mean... is it telling me it''s powered by words?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I suppose I''d just better run along, eh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I suppose the little tit is n''t really an earl, by any chance?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I thought you were off- duty?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I thought you were on your day off?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I want a couple of Watchmen outside this room- trolls or dwarfs for preference- and no one is to come in without my permission, right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I was wondering, however, whether you would care to join a few of us in the smoking- room?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I wo n''t have it, see?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I wonder how much influence you''ve had over the years?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if I may offer some advice?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I wonder why it''s a cliche?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I wonder?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I''m not here to... oh, damn, would you like my handkerchief?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I''ve been riding up and down on my white horse, to tell the truth''Oh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	I''ve seen you golems walking around the streets and working all the time, but what is it you actually hope to achieve?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	If I take the wolf, the two of you should be able to deal with him with no trouble, right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	If you ca n''t come up with anything better than a... a feeling, then we''ll have to —''To what, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	If you did n''t eat or drink a poison, what else was left?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	If you heard that one had bashed in someone''s head over in Quirm or somewhere, would n''t you just love to believe it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	In my time?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Incidentally, how is young Captain Carrot getting along?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Incidentally, was it you?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Is Nobby really an earl?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Is it his lordship''s diary?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Is something stinging him?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Is that what you do?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Is there a kind of arsenic you can pick up through the skin?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Is this arsenic?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Is this the bit where yez gives me the money?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	It says"Earl", right?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	It was the way the damned two- handed engine just stood there, taking it all in and putting it... where?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	It''s the way he just assumes everything, you know?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	It''s time to —''''Prod buttock, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Just call me King of the Golden River, eh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Just ever tried settin''and lightin''half a dozen fuses and then fightin''your way back out of the entrance before the first one goes off?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Just keep an eye on it until we get there, understand?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Knock on every door round the cattle market and ask''em if they''ve got any arsenic in the place?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Know anything about that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Laugh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Legs?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Let''s keep looking, shall we?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Life goes on, eh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Like some common murderer, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Like what?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Like, people who read fortune cookies are the lucky ones?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Lipstick?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Little white pointy beard?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Littlebottom?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Look, you''ve got a pen full of frightened animals, right?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	MR HOPKINSON, ARE YOU FULLY AWARE THAT YOU ARE DEAD?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Made it up?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	May we come in?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Maybe the pine- smelling golem worked in a match factory?)
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Memo: What about Vetinari''s journal?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Mfgmf fgmf mgghjf?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Minor affairs of state will be carried out —''''By his advisors?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Mr Boggis?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Mrs Easy''s deadl''''Who, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	My gods, what the hell is that?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Never tried a pig knuckle?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	No sense in havin''a great big glass and only sloshin''a bit in the bottom, is there?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	No,# 1 had been the white clay from Misbegot Bridge, so what had been# 2?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	No?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Nobbs?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Nobby as king?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Nobby, how many grandmothers''funerals have you really been to?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Not even when I did the hand gestures too?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Not one of them?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Now then, where had he got to?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Now, what does that name conjure up?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Now, what would the man call himself?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	O''course, so''m I, eh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Obviously, if he can be so easily poisoned now he should welcome the release from the chains of office''What about the wizards?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Of course, golems could n''t speak, could they?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Oh, this axe?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Okay?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Old Fishbine had said something about this, had n''t he, when he''d sold Dorfl?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Or Mr Hopkinson?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Or Spadger and Williams?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Or anything?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Or does blue blood taste sweeter?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Or even a hammer?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Or is it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Or was it the one that went''William Scuggins is a bastard''?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Organize a sing- song?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps he''d put down rat poison?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Playing at being a general, eh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Post sharpener for a fencing firm, sunglasses tester for Argus opticians... Is it me, or is there some underlying trend here?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Quite a lot bigger than normal bread?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Really?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Really?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Really?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Really?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Remember?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Ridcully said,''Is it only me, or are we on tricky theological ground here?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Right?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	SQUEAK?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	See here?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	See how it crumbles?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	See?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	See?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	See?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Shall I inform her ladyship of this eventuality, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	She took in the cut of his coat and added,''sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Sir, you know the old man in the house on the bridge?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	So dere''s no trouble, den?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	So how about it we just call it breaking and entering without a Thieves''Guild licence?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	So you''ve had it, have you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	So... we''ve got the tray and you put the tray in the dumbwaiter and then what?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Some kind of popularity contest?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Some of the lads what"?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Someone else''s?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Someone tried to put words in his mouth?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Someone working in this very city in a comparatively humble position?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Something already in the room?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Something he breathed?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Splinters in the floor?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Spy out the place but do n''t go in, understand?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Still half an hour of light in''em, I expect, if you burn them in a saucer?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Strip the paint from the ceiling?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Supposing sane men were to give it consideration?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Supposing something happens to her?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Surely many of you have heard the rumours- that there is, in this city, someone with a bloodline traceable all the way back to the last royal family?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Surely that could never win a race?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Surely you can give and take?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Td be a king and tell ole Stoneface what to do?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Tell me,''he said,''what did Mrs Easy die of?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	That a Clue, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	That means you''re from the Uberwald mountain area, yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	That was a plumber?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	That was it, was n''t it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	That''ll be Wee Mad Arthur in Gleam Street?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	That''s Tuesday, is n''t it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	That''s it, is it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	That''s not a dwarf name, is it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	That''s wha''it takes to make a man happppeyey, is it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	That''s what it used to be like, was n''t it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	The blood of bloody kings is in these veins, am I right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	The cheap ones?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	The common people?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	The last dying scrawl of a man determined to name his murderer?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	The most realistic said,''Have you?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	The one yez can be up without no paddle?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	The people who live in"the community"?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	The sheep turn round and charge the shepherd?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	The time here?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	The word''Who?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Them tunnels guz everywhere, see?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Then:''Where was you last night?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	There was a sudden and general''Axe?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	There''s a bit of cloud but you can see all the way across the Brass Bridge —''''What will you use the golem for?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	There''s no crime in owning arsenic, is there?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	They could n''t do that, could they?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	They might not even bother with questions, even ones like''Please?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	They never fought back, did they?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	They rebel by working"?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	They told me it would all be all right and —''''Which they would"they"be?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	They were the direct(''Did you do it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	They''re basically evil, are n''t they?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Thieves''Guild licences, please?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Thirty- five years ago?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	This is the first time there''s been any trouble, is n''t it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	This seemed to be a question on the lines of''Alcohol, is it nice?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	This was its slate, was it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Those expressionless eyes watch us, those bigfaces turn to follow us, and does n''t it just look as if they''re making notes and taking names?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Three?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Thruppence?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	To take away?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Ts that a fact?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Tubelcek?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Understand?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Use as much of the old clay as you can, understand?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Very good, Corporal?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Vimes looked at this, too, and then he wrote''Bakery'', stared at the word for a while, and rubbed it out and replaced it with''Oven?''.
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Vimes stopped himself from asking:''You know him, then?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	WHAT WOULD I DO WITH TIME OFF?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Walks out into the seething hurly- burly that is Ankh- Morpork?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Want a quail''s egg?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Was it a compliment?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Was that all it took?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Was that old Mrs Easy who used to do dressmaking?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Was that the bribe?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Wassat?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	We are n''t that stupid, are we?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	We do n''t know that the meal which arrives is the one that left, do we?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	We looked in his cold room and you know what?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	We used to deal with Spadger and Williams but Mr Carry''s really cornered the market these days, has n''t he?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	We''re humans, right?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	We''ve checked the food, yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Wee Mad Arthur?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Well, I reckon we''ve taken up enough of your time —''''How d''you catch wasps?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Well?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Were they poisoned?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What about it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What about the iron helmet?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What about# 1 and# 2?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What are they up to, eh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What are you going to do?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What axe?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What could he have seen?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What did he do every day?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What did it matter, anyway?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What did she use to do?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What do things that are alive do?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What do we pay our taxes for?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What do you want at this time of night?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What does it find to eat?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What else could he have done?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What else had he got?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What else is he doing?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What else is there?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What else works on werewolves?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What else would it do?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What else?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What for, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What had Vetinari told Cheery about poisoning?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What happened to your helmet?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What happens if kids come in?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What have we found, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What is it I''m always telling you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What is it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What is it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What is it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What kind of job could it possibly do?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What kind of noise was that for a sheep to make?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What kinda fun is that?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What of it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What they wanna work for?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What time is his supper sent up?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What was it his granny had used to say?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What was it in?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What was it those dwarfs said the other day?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What was thy name again?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What''re we supposed to do about it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What''re you talking about?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What''s he been drinking?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What''s he done now?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What''s it made of?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What''s that chicken doing?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What''s that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What''s the good of Clues that are more mysterious than the mystery?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What''s the good of a public display of retribution, it had been argued, if it did n''t creak ominously?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What''s up?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What''s your name?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	What?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	When had he last come down here?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	When had he last seen it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	When they were out in the fog Carrot said,''Do you think there''s something a bit... odd about Littlebottom?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Where could you stop?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Where does his law come from?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Where the hell are you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Where was I?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Where were you when he was killed?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Where''d you get it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Where''m I going to get another golem at short notice, may I ask?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Where''s Angua gone?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Where''s Angua?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Which doctor?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	While I am doing this, why not take some time to fill out your registration card?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Who are you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Who cares if a few pawns die?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Who had a motive for poisoning Lord Vetinari?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Who looks at the light?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Who streak my prurse streals trasph, right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Who was she kidding?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Who was that little man with the incredibly bandy legs?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Who''d be Patrician now?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Who''re you, young man?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Who''s going to saw it up, may I ask?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Who''s selling it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Who''s that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Who''ve you got down there so far?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Whose face is this?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why could n''t you buggers have just run away?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why could n''t you have let him look around?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why did I ask?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why did you have to upset everybody?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why did you kill the old man, Dorfl?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why do you ask?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why do you assume females are weaker?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why does it smell so bad?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why had he been tied up with string?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why is it there?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why more than one?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why now?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why should I have a grudge, pal?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why should anyone want to kill him?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why you wanna know about clay?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why''d he written all this stuff about a coat of arms?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Wool?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Worse than that?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Would Cheery have tested the wallpaper?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Would you like me to present your schedule for today?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	YOU SEE?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Yeah?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Yer know that creek they talk about?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You brought me here to see a loaf of bread?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You could shoot me down in the street, could n''t you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You could stake them down and turn them into dust and ten years later someone spills a drop of blood in the wrong place and guess who''s back"?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You could —''''Tell ole Stoneface what to do?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You do know that anything it does is your responsibility?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t trust anyone, do you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You find out the how, right?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You get my drift?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You got me here for this''?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You just sit there, and I''ll fetch you a cup of tea, how about that?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You know the golem that did the killing?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You know what he''s been selling as meat?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You know what?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You know?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You mean girl talk?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You said there''s been another murder?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You said to try and find out what they meant?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You see dem?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You see it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You see?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You want I should go and have a word?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You want it walking around looking for something to do?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You want to pay me for saving my money?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You were so surprised when I told you about Nobby, eh?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You''d be Sir Samuel Vimes, yes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You''d imagine people would be flocking to it, would n''t you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You''re a vampire, are n''t you?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You''re a watchman, are n''t you?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You''re dead already, right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You''re half- baked?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You''ve got the money back, have n''t you?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You''ve had hundreds of years, right?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You''ve made this thing a policeman?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You''ve never looked at it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	You?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	Your brother runs the lamp- oil shop in Cable Street?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	[ 9] What else did Vimes expect Cheery to do?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	and the subtle(''It was you what done it, was n''t it?'').
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	and what is dis white powder what I sees here with my eyes accident''ly spillin''on der floor?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	and''Mr Hopkinson?''.
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	any werewolves here?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	are you Mildred Easy?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	are you ready for this?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	but... is he the right man?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	ca n''t you smell it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	crunching bones and so on?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	does what?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	er... just keep behind the desk, all right?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	fatally?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	find a nail or something to snap these ropes, would n''t he?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	have you ever heard the story about dead men''s eyes, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	have you got taller, Little- bottom?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	how hot would that be?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	if he ca n''t stop it, what makes you think we can?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	leave you anything?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	lipstick?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	little dog... let go of my arm, please?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	magical earrings?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	not the most delicate food?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	not weasels, then?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	only I''ve got more of''em, d''y''see?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	over there, was n''t it?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	plain clothes?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	poisoned?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	potty?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	put something in the candles?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	said a voice,''what dost thee want?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	sausages''?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	servant, Joshua H. Catterail   This was police work, was it?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	shave?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	smaller coffin?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	sorry, is this the memo?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	than old Carry went, eh?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	the candle ends, sir?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	thing is powered by words?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	this?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	unlife?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	vote, are you?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	we would n''t, would we?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	weak, are you?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	what do you need money for, Dorfl?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	what exactly did you want me to do?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	what good''d a lot of moneneney do me, hey?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	what?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	what?
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	where do you get your clay from?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	you know the kiss of life?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	you mean the old man out there?''
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett	you''re a small red breakfast roll?''
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	. ‘ He shook his head as if dislodging a thought and went on: ‘ Anyway, I have some experience in this field, d’ye see? ’ ‘ And.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	. ’ So who might have sneaked in through the back door?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Are you saying I ’m dishonest? ’ said the corporal hotly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Do you enjoy it? ’ said Polly, still freezing.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Have I, sir? ’ said Polly, who in her boyish enthusiasm had considered trying to tattoo the idea on Blouse ’s head.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ He ’s got twitchy because he has run out of coffee? ’ ‘ Alas, if only it vas that simple. ’ Otto looked awkward.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Permission to speak, sir? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Really? ’ The jailer glanced around.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Thhave? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ Was there canoodling, sarge? ’ said Tonker, grinning.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ What are your orders, sir? ’ ‘ Orders? ’ Froc blinked, and looked around.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ What are your orders, sir? ’ ‘ Orders? ’ Froc blinked, and looked around.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	. ’ ‘ What was it you said to Corporal Strappi that made him run away? ’ said Polly, before she could stop herself.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	? ’ The question hung in the air like a corpse from a beam.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	? ’ The recruits had fallen silent.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ And the people who get those messages send messages back the same way? ’ Polly persevered.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ And the people who get those messages send messages back the same way? ’ Polly persevered.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ First vill come mild delusions, I think.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ Grrrrh? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ Grrrrh? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ That is a literal translation, your grace, ’ said Clarence nervously.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	A bunch of young boys outwitting crack cavalrymen?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	A fossil government led by a picture?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	A locket?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	A lot of high- ranking Borogravian military men were interred down there over the centuries, apparently. ’ ‘ Really?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	A sergeant is supposed to give orders to a corporal. ’ ‘ We are winning, are n’t we? ’ said Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	A third voice, some way off, called out: ‘ Let ’s head back, eh, corp?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	After all, you should know, eh, sergeant?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Agreed? ’ ‘ Yessir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	All that stuff about honour and freedom and that, that was just for the writer man, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	All that stuff about wanting to get to the High Command?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	All very friendly right up until they say no. ’ ‘ Stupid? ’ ‘ I do n’t think so.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Although many people have been killed and wounded in this wretched war, it ’s not been of much “ interest ” to your readers?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	An army that thinks stubbornness is the same as courage?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And I am certain they will believe us because I have artificially reduced the light output from our device, do you understand?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And I understand another lady was seeking her young man? ’ Shufti curtsied nervously.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And I was a sergeant once, it ’s true, but, look, no stripes. ’ ‘ Make der faces once too often? ’ said Jade.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And I ’m telling you because — well, have you heard of Om? ’ They shook their heads.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And a heavy helmet, right? ’ ‘ Wrong!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And a lot of water. ’ ‘ And what will all this do? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And a shield if there ’s an arrow storm, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And are n’t we winning? ’ The man looked at her.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And dat ’s good, yeah? ’ Several of the squad sat up in the darkness, amazed at this.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And d’you know he once saved General Froc ’s life?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And for heaven ’s sake ca n’t we find this man a pair of trousers? ’ There were a few murmurs.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And frankly, I ’d rather be back there. ’ ‘ But why did you say you were a cherry pancake? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And have you finished this strange charade, sergeant? ’ he added, as the last of the officers left.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And high command want this over quickly for the same reason. ’ ‘ When is all this going to start? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And how you bullied Wazzer?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And how you sicked the Prince on to us?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And if you could n’t trust the government, who could you trust?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And if you did n’t know, then why were you rummaging?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And if you do n’t believe, who are you trusting to lead you out of the grip of dead men?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And in a nasty war, where ’s the best place to be?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And in the other direction, there ’s only the door. ’ ‘ How does she work this out? ’ ‘ She does n’t.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And it ’s Perks actually, sir, although I can see why you made the mistake. ’ ‘ What was he doing at the time? ’ ‘ Er.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And my needlework ith second to none. ’ ‘ A woman? ’ said the major.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And not so loudly? ’ Only two guards were watching them now, raising their bows cautiously.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And not sure about you, Carborundum, because with a troll, who cares?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And now it turns out that you ’re girls?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And now look at “ Captain Horentz ” in the picture, will you? ’ She looked again, and said, very quietly: ‘ Oh dear.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And she meets, let ’s see, a soldier, a sailor, a jolly ploughboy or just possibly a man clothed all in leather, I expect?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And steal the cheese, eh, sarge? ’ ‘ That ’s right.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And the answer is no. ’ ‘ How about a mob with pitchforks? ’ said Corporal Strappi.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And the special ointment, of course. ’ ‘ But why ’s there a curved scar on your cheek now? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And then he writes it down and sells it to anyone who wants it. ’ ‘ And people let him do that? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And then the next thought was: What do you mean, you ’re not a soldier?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And there has n’t been a new picture all these years?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And they print a copy here! ’ ‘ How can you send a picture on the clacks? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And they ’ll drink this muck and pretend to enjoy it like men, hey up, we supped some stuff last night, eh, lads?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And to change the subject quickly, she went on: ‘ What about you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And tomorrow it ’s a nice long march to Crotz, where you will arrive as boys and leave as men did I just say something funny, Perks?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And we ’re going to do what we came to do and get out, understand?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And what did you hear, may I ask? ’ said Strappi, in a voice of treacle and acid.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And what the hell is the fine tradition of the Ins- and- Outs?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And what was I?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And what was the Alliance?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And where would I get a grand coach, anyway? ’ ‘ Oh, sarge!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And where ’s that bloody Igor? ’ ‘ Here, thur, ’ said Igor, from three inches behind Strappi ’s backbone.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And who knows?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And who was the boy? ’ ‘ William, his name was, ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And without bloody uniforms, how the hell will we know our friends from our enemies? ’ Maladict lit a cigarette before he replied.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And yet you have reinforcements coming? ’ ‘ Permission to speak, sir! ’ barked Jackrum, and went straight on to: ‘ Cheesemongers!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And you are shaving in an official regimental mug, ” Parts, what you have not been issued with, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And you know why?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And you say it ’s here? ’ ‘ We ’re here, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And you ’ll be dressed as women? ’ ‘ Er.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And you, Mr Vampire, sir, will you be joining us for a morning ’s light soldiering?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And you, Reg, go back downstairs and see if they ’ve got any coffee, will you? ’ ‘ Oh dear, ’ murmured Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And you? ’ ‘ We have a great respect for life, Polly, ’ said Igorina solemnly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	And, as the Prince and his retinue reached the doorway he took a step forward and said, in a voice that cracked slightly, ‘ Your highness?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Ankh- Morpork is a godless city — ’ ‘ I thought it had more than three hundred places of worship? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Another signature?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Any chance of that tea? ’ Blouse ’s skinny chest visibly swelled at the compliment.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Any chance we can make her throw up? ’ ‘ Only by sticking your fingers down her throat, Reg.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Any flying screws? ’ Igorina demanded.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Any of the rest of you boys ever held a stick?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Any of you ever used a weapon?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Anyone brought a weapon? ’ There was a shaking of heads.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Anyone brought theirs?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Anyone watching us? ’ Polly peered into the gloom.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, supposing^ something is following us? ’ ‘ Probably just an animal, ’ said Polly, who did n’t believe it herself.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, why would you trust anything written down?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, you lads’ll be making so much fuss the guards will be distracted, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, you sewed up an enemy officer, did n’t you? ’ ‘ That ’s different, ’ said Igorina.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Apart from on the moon, o ’ course?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Are n’t we? ’ There was a pause before Maladict said: ‘ Soldiers need weapons.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Are n’t you Sergeant Jack Ram? ’ ‘ Jackrum, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Are n’t you glad you kept it? ’ He swaggered forward, and spat tobacco between the young sentry ’s boots.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Are they going to fight over this?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Are we agreed, gentlemen? ’ ‘ Yes, sir, it was just that the major asked me and I — ’ Strappi began, bewildered.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Are we winning the war, sir? ’ ‘ You stop that right now, Perks! ’ Jackrum roared.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Are you frightened?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure? ’ ‘ Positive, ’ said Shufti, still staring at the boy.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	As for sending pictures, well, sooner or later all things are numbers, yes?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	At last, an address — ’ ‘ What ’re you saying, Perks? ’ ‘ You ’re a liar, sarge, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	At least, much that I trust. ’ ‘ Then you ’ve never heard of the Amazon warriors of Samothrip?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	At least, ’ he added, ‘ by your surnames. ’ ‘ Was that Lord Rust, sir? ’ ‘ No, it was someone called William de Worde.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	At least, ’ he added, ‘ the only ones still fighting. ’ ‘ And my regiment? ’ said Blouse quietly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Because of a little skirmish in a tciwn they ’ve never heard of?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Better get everyone into the storeroom while we light the candle. ’ ‘ Should n’t Tilda do that? ’ v ‘ She will.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Better go and see to the rupert! ’ ‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Better’n striking a light at night, see?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Blouse listened with his mouth open and, at the end, said: ‘ Have I got this right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Blouse, was n’t it?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Bob? ’ ‘ Ladies, ’ said General Kzupi, flashing the squad a glossy smile.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	But I know the rest of us are, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	But a man who says “ sugar ” when he swears?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	But how did you know? ’ ‘ They watch the burns like hawks, ’ said Polly, staring at the hut.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	But it is now, just because of us?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	But it ’s your choice. ’ ‘ A choice? ’ said Rosemary.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	But right now we ’re at war, and this might not be the time — ’ ‘ — to thank a bunch of Abominable women? ’ Polly suggested.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	But the party was led by a man, am I right? ’ ‘ Lieutenant Blouse tells me he is a man, sir, ’ said Clogston.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	But then, young Oliver would blush too, would n’t he?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	But there ’s a path. ’ ‘ Washerwomen? ’ said Igorina.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	But to an outsider, the idea is obvious. ’ ‘ In politics as well as, er, filing systems and clackses, do you think? ’ said de Worde.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	But what would I have said next?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	But why should I lie to you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	But you kitted out the rupert with all your little knick- knacks, did n’t you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	But you make up your mind right now, right now, understand?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	But, after all, Igors had to be trustworthy, did n’t they?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	But, then, what did Ozzer care?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	By whom? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t do anything, can I?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Can I get to see her? ’ ‘ Oh, no one sees her, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Can we catch up with the rest of them, sir? ’ As they passed, hand after ragged hand was raised in jerky salute.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Can you believe that?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Can you hold it, lieutenant?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Carborundum, you give people a push if they do n’t make way, y’hear? ’ They moved on.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Carry on, sergeant. ’ ‘ Are you in command here? ’ barked Horentz, standing.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Clarence Chinny. ’ ‘ Chinny? ’ said Vimes, and Clarence read everything in his expression.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Comfort ’s very good with young men, ai n’t you, Comfort? ’ Sergeant Jackrum had been wrong in his description of the girls.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Could I have a drink, please? ’ ‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Could I have a drink, please? ’ ‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Could she have managed it?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Cross- dressing now, I see. ’ ‘ What? ’ ‘ You are wearing a petticoat, Ozzer, ’ said Maladict, stepping into the bar.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Cutlery tends to stick to them. ’ ‘ Igorina, why are you here?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Did they treat you okay? ’ ‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Did they treat you okay? ’ ‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Did you kill that old couple in the woods? ’ Birds sang.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Did you know this at the time, sir? ’ ‘ Of course not! ’ snapped Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Did you see?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Did you? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do I have this little sign on me saying ‘ Tell me your troubles ’?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t ask?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t go there, sir. ’ ‘ What about Shufti? ’ ‘ Expecting a baby, sir. ’ Suddenly, Blouse looked terrified.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t see many old women with beards, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t they ask why you want raw meat? ’ ‘ Yes, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t want dissent in the ranks, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t want loose talk about losing battles, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you, sergeant? ’ ‘ Yessir, ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you? ’ The moonlight revealed the tracks of tears in the grime on Wazzer ’s cheeks.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do vampires use the privy?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do you know anything about history, Polly? ’ ‘ Can we stick with Perks, sir?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do you know anything about history, Polly? ’ ‘ Can we stick with Perks, sir?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do you think he does? ’ ‘ Jackrum ’s stuck, too, ’ said Polly, topping up the kettle with cold water.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do you think it ’s possible for an entire nation to be insane? ’ Clarence swallowed.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand, Sergeant Jackrum? ’ The squad held their breath.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand? ’ Polly remembered the gale- swept fields, the old people salvaging what they could.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do you? ’ ‘ I do n’t think she would have wanted us to give in, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Do your men a favour and try to tell him that, will you? ’ ‘ Would n’t dream of it, sir, ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Does that make you feel better? ’ said Tonker, tying the rope to a table leg.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Dressin ’ up as women, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	D’you want someone to give you a hand? ’ There was a nasty laugh from Corporal Strappi.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Eh, lieutenant? ’ Blouse bemusedly dabbed foam off his face.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Especially a political. ’ ‘ Really? ’ ‘ Trust me on that, sir, ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Even if he was still alive, how could she hope to get him out of a prison?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Even with insects, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Eventually someone said, ‘ What happens, um, if you join up but then you decide you do n’t want to? ’ That was Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Everyone got that?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Everyone has their place, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Everyone says the Zlobenians are terrible, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Everyone ’s fled, sir. ’ ‘ Perhaps I should leave them a note, do you think?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Explained all the nasty things that can happen vees- ah- vee the confusion o ’ war. ’ ‘ Like being found with his throat cut? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Fancy a taste? ’ Shufti shied away from the proffered bottle.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Feel sorry for us, do you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	For to sell her wares? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Forget I said that, will you? ’ ‘ Brave, is he? ’ said de Worde.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Forget I said that, will you? ’ ‘ Brave, is he? ’ said de Worde.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Four grandchildren?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Four of you against a man tied up? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	From Igor? ’ ‘ Nosir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Get a lot of lather on, shave a lot of lather off, and you ’d had a shave, had n’t you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Get promotion that way, see?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Good grub and proper blankets to sleep on, hey?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Good heavens, sir, do n’t you understand?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Good job iMiad a bit of leave, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Good job it ’s not a silver one, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Goom and Tewt — what ’s he doing? ’ Lofty was over by the blazing charcoal oven.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Got a nice cushy bed in the inn, has he? ’ ‘ I hope he ’s not g- going to be our sergeant, ’ said Wazzer.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Got a young lady in the family way? ’ ‘ ‘ e’d ‘ ave ‘ ad to ‘ ave ‘ elp, ’ said the corporal, grinning.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Got her? ’ She hauled on the rope.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Got it?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Got that?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Got that? ’ ‘ Yup, el- tee.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	HOW ’S THIS?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Ha, we had a servant once who had stitches all the way round his neck, and he was extremely proud of them. ’ ‘ Really? ’ said Polly weakly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Had n’t you spotted her?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Had she ever told Wazzer about The Duchess?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone ever dared ask?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Has he Abominated underpants? ’ ‘ No, sir, ’ Chinny sighed.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Has she graced us with her presence? ’ Wazzer had no concept of sarcasm.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Have sex with me, I can make my chest big and red! ’ ‘ Polly? ’ said Igorina.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Have the men had a good night? ’ ‘ We were attacked by Zlobenian troops, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Have you considered a squeezing algorithm? ’ De Worde and Chriek exchanged a glance.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever heard a man say that?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Have you seen the latest Abominations?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	He Abominated them, too. ’ ‘ I take it people still make them here? ’ ‘ Oh, yes, your gr — I ’m sorry.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	He looked as though he would have said ‘ Are you sure? ’ except that this was not a question barmen addressed to people weighing over half a ton.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	He must ’ve had something real close to run from, right? ’ ‘ Cor, that ’s an evil brain you have there, Perks, ’ said Jackrum happily.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	He really does n’t like cats, sir. ’ ‘ Dwarfs?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	He says that this is even better! ’ ‘ Better?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	He says that where you piss grass do n’t grow! ’ ‘ Well, what can a modest man say to that, eh? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	He was with us in the snow up at Ibblestarn. ’ ‘ How many people did he eat? ’ said Maladict, to general laughter.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	He was “ pressing his suit ” in no small way, was he not? ’ ‘ He did n’t have ironing in mind, sir! ’ said Polly fervently.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	He ’d dropped the bundle of matches into the brass saucer of the candlestick, had n’t he?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	He ’s a gnome. ’ ‘ And you set a werewolf on us? ’ ‘ Well, set is a bit strong.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	He ’s still alive?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	He ” was silent for a while, and then said: ‘ All right, what did I do wrong? ’ ‘ Sometimes you forget to lisp, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Here?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	How about it? ’ ‘ It ’s completely ridiculous! ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	How are you going to get in? ’ ‘ In the morning.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	How can that be an Abomination? ’ She ’s got a sword, thought Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	How come? ’ ‘ Just luck, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	How did you start a conversation?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	How far to that hill, would you say, sergeant? ’ ‘ Two miles, sir, ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	How is the evil old sot? ’ ‘ Er.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	How long had you been married? ’ said Polly, without thinking.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	How long have you known?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	How many ways can you fight a war?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	How old are you, sergeant? ’ ‘ Forty- three, sir, ’ said Jackrum instantly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	How small is a thought in the mind of a bird?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	How the devil are you? ’ ‘ Fightin ’ fit, sir! ’ barked Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	How would she have got Paul home?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	How would soap work? ’ ‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	How would soap work? ’ ‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	How ’s this place governed? ’ ‘ There is n’t much.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Hrumph. ’ ‘ With respect, general, I think I can offer a way through? ’ said another man with a general ’s rank.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Huh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I am making us invisible, do you understand?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I believe you are the one seeking her brother? ’ said Lord Rust.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I carry it for protection, sir. ’ ‘ How can you protect yourself by carrying a sword if you do n’t know how to use it? ’ ‘ Not me, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I check every day, sir. ’ ‘ And Private Halter? ’ ‘ Yes, sir. ’ ‘ And Lofty? ’ ‘ Oh, yes, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I check every day, sir. ’ ‘ And Private Halter? ’ ‘ Yes, sir. ’ ‘ And Lofty? ’ ‘ Oh, yes, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I did n’t piss it all up against a wall like the other lads, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t know if you ’ve run across his newspaper thing?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t think generals call their soldiers “ my dear ”, do they? ’ Froc coughed.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t think we would wish it to be said that these ladies had not been given a fair hearing? ’ ‘ Said by whom? ’ said Froc.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t think we would wish it to be said that these ladies had not been given a fair hearing? ’ ‘ Said by whom? ’ said Froc.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I doubt whoever did it ’ll come back, but if they do, you sing out, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I hope to hell the boat ’s still there. ’ ‘ Why ’d they bug — scarper, sarge? ’ said Polly and thought: Sugar!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I mean, Alice? ’ she said thoughtfully.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I mean, a few days ago she was learning how to fart loudly! ’ ‘ She? ’ whispered Blouse to Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I mean, right now? ’ No.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I mean, we ’d have found out by now, would n’t we?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I mean, where would they see it?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I mean, why would she send us out just to die? ’ said Wazzer.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I met him this morning, did n’t I?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I need coffee! ’ Why me?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I said, are you trying to be smart? ’ ‘ No, sergeant! ’ Polly leaned until her nose was an inch from his.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I say that makes it military business. ’ ‘ And that ’s good, is it? ’ ‘ Well, it means there are procedures.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I think he must ’ve been holding his sword and — ’ ‘ Just do what you can, okay? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I vote for the keep. ’ ‘ Vote? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I was there, sir, and saw it all. ’ ‘ Captain Strappi, may I congratulate you on your rapid promotion? ’ said Lieutenant Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I will make notes, if you do n’t mind. ’ ‘ What ’s this about? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I wish I could keep her warmer. ’ ‘ I thought you said she was burning up? ’ ‘ She was.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if I could have a word? ’ Heinrich turned to scowl at him, and saw Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I would n’t be kept awake by woodworm if we had. ’ ‘ We have to steal our food? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll be fighting on the winning side, will I? ’ ‘ Oho, we ’ve got someone who asks too many questions here, sarge! ’ said Strappi.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll feel embarrassed telling yer now! ’ And Polly thought: that ’s bait, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll grow some more, and no one is going to stop me, understand?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll just write your name down, shall I?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I ’m Polly, sir — ’ ‘ Oh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I ’m my own man, always have been. ’ ‘ Are you, sarge? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	I ’m on one- tenth pay, me, on account of the leg situation, and I do n’t want trouble! ’ ‘ And this is all you ’ve got? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	II ssay nno. ’ ‘ And you, lieutenant? ’ Clogston asked.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	If they look as though they ’re worried, we ’ll move in. ’ ‘ And do what, exactly? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	If you do n’t believe, or do n’t want to believe, or if you do n’t simply hope that there ’s something worth believing in, why turn round?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	If you gentlemen would care to wait outside? ’ Behind the group, the badly dressed man burst into silent laughter.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	If you recall? ’ Blouse ’s frown faded, and became a grin of childlike duplicity.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	If you ’d just step in and see my colleague?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Important safety tip. ’ ‘ Ca n’t you come with us, sarge? ’ ‘ Hah, me?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Important safety tip. ’ ‘ Ca n’t you come with us, sarge? ’ ‘ Hah, me?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	In any case, what would you do?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	In build, colouring and hairstyle he looked rather like Mala — ‘ A vampire? ’ said Polly softly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	In which case, you sort it out amongst yourselves, understand?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Invading the bloody keep?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Is a milkmaid involved?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Is he in the hut? ’ ‘ They are in the hut, ’ said Maladict flatly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Is that not right, Sergeant Jackrum? ’ ‘ Yessir! ’ ‘ We will come down like a hammer on those forces smaller than us, ’ said Blouse happily.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Is that okay, Daphne? ’ ‘ Dm.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Is that understood?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Is that usual, Sergeant Jackrum? ’ ‘ Oh, yes, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Is that, er, within regulations, sergeant? ’ the lieutenant whispered.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Is there a price on my head?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Is there any amongst you who for the sake of my memory will not die in battle? ’ Wazzer ’s head turned and looked along the row.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	It is very pale, is n’t it?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	It must be important, the truth, else you would n’t be here, am I right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	It was a proud and noble thing to escape from the enemy, but if you were escaping from your own side, where would you escape to?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	It ’ll probably be all over by then, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	It ’s Perks, sir! ’ ‘ Sir?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a bit more important than you right now, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Jade? ’ ‘ One of der trolls what arrested me- hit me with his club an ’ I frew a table at him, ’ said Jade, looking at the floor.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Janet? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Joined the Ins- and- Outs last year, sir. ’ ‘ And, er, have you any younger brothers? ’ said the lieutenant.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Just a little bit of fun, eh? ’ Jackrum hesitated, and glanced at Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Just like Heinrich calling himself a captain, right? ’ He tapped the side of his nose.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Just one question: what item of her clothing fell down or came untied? ’ ‘ Her garter, ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Keen to join, then, are yer? ’ ‘ Keen as mustard, sir! ’ said Polly, aware of the corporal ’s suspicious eyes on her.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Kicked him in the Royal Prerogative, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Kicking the Prince in the fork?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Know anything about doctorin ’? ’ The red- headed Tonker stepped forward smartly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Know what it means, do you? ’ The barman winced, and mumbled: ‘ Temp’rance League.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Lart Hubukurk. ’ ‘ Glad you joined, are you? ’ ‘ Yes, sarge, ’ said Lart loyally.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Let ’s go, eh? ’ Polly climbed into the back of the cart as it lumbered off.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Like a god? ’ Chinny sighed.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Look at my little lads, will you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Look, they put in this red pair and all the others are going pink! ’ ‘ And?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Look, what was your name back in the world? ’ ‘ Betty.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Lower down? ’ ‘ Oh!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Lucky for you there ’s this elevator, eh? ’ ‘ Wonderful, sergeant, ’ said Blouse, and allowed Daphne back.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Lurching, are they? ’ ‘ ‘ fraid so, Reg. ’ ‘ I shall go and have a word with them, ’ said Reg.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Magic, I assume? ’ ‘ What? ’ De Worde looked momentarily off balance.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Magic, I assume? ’ ‘ What? ’ De Worde looked momentarily off balance.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Major Derbi? ’ said Jackrum conversationally.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Make your mark, and you ’ve got to promise”not to mess about with Corporal Strappi ’s brain, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Makes you think, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Making faces behind Lord Rust from Ankh- Morpork? ’ ‘ I was not making faces, miss.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Maladict? ’ ‘ Yo! ’ ‘ Er.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Manickle? ’ ‘ Yessir? ’ said Shufti, rigid with instant panic.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Manickle? ’ ‘ Yessir? ’ said Shufti, rigid with instant panic.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Me as a washerwoman?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Me, I do n’t know a thing, sir. ’ ‘ What does he do, explode? ’ said de Worde.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Mildred?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	My job is to present your case to the tribunal. ’ ‘ Is that a court martial? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	N ‘ What is he doing, sergeant? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Near miss there, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Neither side wants us here, understand? ’ ‘ On a battlefield like this, who ’ll worry about a few more bodies? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Neither side wants us here, understand? ’ ‘ On a battlefield like this, who ’ll worry about a few more bodies? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	No badges?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	No one? ’ Slowly, Jade raised a hand.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	No stripes, sir? ’ ‘ Possibly you could be an extra large bloom? ’ said Blouse, and his face betrayed no hint of amusement.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	No stripes, sir? ’ ‘ Possibly you could be an extra large bloom? ’ said Blouse, and his face betrayed no hint of amusement.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	No, because why would he want to help Polly?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	No, since it ’s about us, it ’ll be a soldier, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	No?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	No?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Nobs ate nobby food, did n’t they?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Not to worry, lads! ’ ‘ What ’re they cooking, elephants? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Now get a — ’ ‘ Halter, I ’m placing you under arrest for — ’ ‘ Corporal Strappi, a word in your shell- like ear, please?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Now or never, sir! ’ ‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Now please forget it, okay?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Now she laid out his shaving things and turned to go — ‘ Could you shave me, Perks? ’ said the lieutenant.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Now you push off, all right? ’ Polly stood up.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Now, let ’s have a look at your gentlemen, shall we? ’ said Maladict, heading for the inn door.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Now, listen very carefully: where ’s your coffee?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Now, we ’ll walk nice and quiet, and no more talking ‘ til I say, okay? ’ They plodded on for ten minutes, skirting the camp.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Objects to loud music after nine p.m.? ’ ‘ Um.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Of a bunch of girls?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Of course, you did not hear it from me, sir. ’ ‘ And he ’s in charge of a bunch of recruits, sergeant? ’ said de Worde.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Oh, and here ’s a good tip about socks ’?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Oh, come on, ’ she added, as they stared at her, ‘ can you see Wazzer stealing from anyone?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Oh, it ’s a wonderful place to attack. ’ ‘ I wonder how the alliance got in? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Oh, will I ever look my dear Emmeline in the face again? ’ ‘ I do n’t know, sir, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Oh, you ’re brave, certainly, but what makes you think you stand a chance of passing yourself off as a woman? ’ ‘ Well, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Okay? ’ ‘ Fine.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Older brother, w — is he? ’ ‘ Yessir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	On a man? ’ Polly looked at the next tub for a moment, and patted Shufti on the shoulder.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	On her death, the line is extinct. ’ ‘ And they pray to her?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	On the noisy, frantic, confusing battlefield, where oh so much can go wrong. ’ ‘ And we ’ll have weapons? ’ said Shufti wistfully.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Once, sir. ’ ‘ What in the world possessed you to stop at once? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	One Size, Does n’t Fit Anyone? ’ ‘ This tunic ’s got blood on it!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	One of the saddlers here sewed that up for me in half an hour. ’ ‘ Well, that ’s life, is n’t it? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	One of them is expecting a child. ’ ‘ What, here? ’ As one man, the group drew back.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	One or two. ’ ‘ And you promoted them, did you, if they was as good as men? ’ ‘ Indeed not, sergeant.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Only fourteen, are n’t you? ’ He looked at Polly over the top of the lieutenant ’s head, and winked.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Or p’raps you ’ve forgotten?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Or she is?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Or tie him to a tree and leave him to kick wolves away until he gets too tired?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Or “ raging ”?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Otto Chriek, who makes the pictures for him — ’ ‘ The vampire?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Otto says he makes Commander Vimes livid with rage about once a week, but nothing ever happens. ’ ‘ Vimes?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Ozzer?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Pardon? ’ ‘ I think Tonker- sorry, Magda- just bit her tongue, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Pas devant les soldats jeuttes, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps I may win the highest accolade that a gallant officer may obtain! ’ ‘ What ’s that, sir? ’ said Polly dutifully.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Perks lied to us, right, Perks? ’ ‘ All right, sarge, no need to drag it out, ’ sighed Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Permission to speak, sir! ’ ‘ Yes, Perks? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Permission to tell you my idea, sir? ’ She saw Jackrum raise an eyebrow.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Phew, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Pinching from yer mates is a hanging offence, understood?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Please? ’ It was like being savaged by a goldfish, but she had to admit he had a point.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Pleasure to have served, sir! ’ ‘ Can I ask something? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Point One, remember the town of Lipz?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Poll? ’-v ‘ Yes? ’ ‘ I ’m actually Maladicta. ’ She sat back.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Poll? ’-v ‘ Yes? ’ ‘ I ’m actually Maladicta. ’ She sat back.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Pretty fair. ’ ‘ Hit you at all? ’ ‘ Eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Pretty fair. ’ ‘ Hit you at all? ’ ‘ Eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Private Halter will give ‘ em a nasty look?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Private Igor? ’ ‘ Thur? ’ ‘ You know how that tube works, do n’t you? ’ ‘ Oh, yeth, thur.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Private Igor? ’ ‘ Thur? ’ ‘ You know how that tube works, do n’t you? ’ ‘ Oh, yeth, thur.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Private Igor? ’ ‘ Thur? ’ ‘ You know how that tube works, do n’t you? ’ ‘ Oh, yeth, thur.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Pure hangman. ’ ‘ Hangman? ’ said Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Ready?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Ready? ’ She sidled to the invisible wall.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Reg? ’ said Buggy.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Right, Perks? ’ Oh, so that ’s the game.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Right, sir? ’ Froc rubbed his chin and smiled.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Right? ’ In the silence there was the slow rumble that preceded a pronouncement from Carborundum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Roast fast, boil slow, okay?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Rule 796, you say?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Rushing off into the night?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Said you ’d asked him, sir! ’ ‘ Oh, so Jackrum ’s little lads are gangin ’ up on their kindly ol’ sergeant, are they? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Sarge?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Satisfied? ’ ‘ You worked out all that in a couple of seconds?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Satisfied? ’ ‘ You worked out all that in a couple of seconds?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	See what you can find out, eh? ’ Polly gulped her tea down, grabbed the mugs and hurried away.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Sergeant Jackrum knows what ’s going on. ’ ‘ And what ’s that, sarge? ’ said Polly innocently.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Sergeant Jackrum not with you, then? ’ said the lieutenant, with a trace of nervousness.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Seven men. ’ ‘ And none of you are hurt? ’ ‘ Nosir. ’ ‘ Pass me my shirt!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Shall I tell you that Tilda was pregnant when they brought her back to the Grey House after the fire?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Shall we have a race? ’ The man turned round.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	She believes in you. ’ ‘ Really? ’ Polly glanced around the steaming, dripping cave.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	She had been very busy fooling everyone but herself, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	She took refuge in: ‘ What do you think ’s going to happen now, sir? ’ ‘ I have n’t a clue, Perks.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	She ’s a werewolf, yes. ’ ‘ The girl we met?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	She ’s just had two of your fingers off! ’ ‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Silly one, too, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Single- handed? ’ ‘ I ’ll go, too, ’ said Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Sir?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Smooth is how things should be, eh, sir?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	So I looked at you lot and I thought to myself, well now, I thought, I wonder how they ’ll do when they find out they ’re not alone?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	So easy to take your hand right off if you open a bottle of cham- pag- nee the wrong way, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	So what if someone else was taking a leak?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	So what next, Perks? ’ ‘ Dunno, sarge.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	So what was your point, please? ’ Maladict considered this.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	So what?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	So what?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	So where did the word ‘ surrender ’ come from?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	So you ’re not going to talk to me? ’ ‘ I am.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	So you ’re stupid, are you? ’ ‘ Well, I did enlist, corporal, ’ said Polly meekly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	So? ’ ‘ The one near the archway was the late General Puhloaver! ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Some kind of religious mania? ’ ‘ Could be, sir, ’ said Polly guardedly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Something the matter, corporal? ’ Maladict was on his knees, going through his pack with a distracted air.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Something wrong with decent Zlobenian boys? ’ ‘ Er.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Sorry it had to happen to you, sir. ’ ‘ You ’re sure about all this, are you? ’ What are you expecting me to say?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Sorry it had to happen to you, sir. ’ ‘ You ’re sure about all this, are you? ’ What are you expecting me to say?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Sorted out, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Special envoy, which is kind of like an ambassador but without the little gold chocolates. ’ ‘ Vimes the Butcher? ’ said Maladicta.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Still, I dare say he has his reasons, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Still, the truth ’s important too, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Stole some clothes from a knockin ’ shop, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Suddenly, it ’s all changed. ’ ‘ Interested in us? ’ ‘ Sir, in a sense you could help a lot right now.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Sure you wo n’t have any dripping?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Tell me, is it worse than whatever it is these people are running away from? ’ ‘ You signed up, Mr Bloodsucker!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Thank you for telling me. ’ ‘ Is that it? ’ ‘ Yes, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Thank you, Perks. ’ ‘ Oh, I thought, “ What can I give the man who has^verything? ” and that was all I could afford, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Thank you, but no. ’ ‘ Are you sure? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	That caused a moment ’s pause from the sergeant before he said: ‘ Just knew that, did yer? ’ ‘ Nosir!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	That is an order, sergeant! ’ ‘ Asking nicely did n’t work, did it, sir?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	That is what we in the milit’ry call an order, okay? ’ ‘ Perks? ’ It was Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	That is what we in the milit’ry call an order, okay? ’ ‘ Perks? ’ It was Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	That it was just a kiss? ’ Did you think it meant nothing.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	That the best you can do, Parts? ’ the corporal jeered.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	That ’s all he knows, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	That ’s an Abomination. ’ ‘ Garlic?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	That ’s right, eh, lieutenant? ’ Blouse was still transfixed, but seemed to wake up now.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	That ’s what happened to Wazz, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	That ’s why we never see her, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	The Butcher? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	The castle is full of weapons. ’ ‘ Did she tell you how to make the enemy let go of them? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	The damn mad Abominations?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	The dead are not your masters. ’ ‘ What is it you want of me, ma’am? ’ Froc managed.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	The horrible food?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	The official portrait was painted when she was about forty, I believe. ’ ‘ No children? ’ ‘ No, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	The old girl needed you. ’ ‘ So you ’ve got to go there, sarge. ’ ‘ Got to?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	The only thing that really works is the aimy. ’ ‘ All right, how about coppers?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	The place where they draw the line?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	The rest of you, hurry up and wait! ’ ‘ Sergeant Jac — er, sergeant major? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	The sergeant and myself would be obleejed if you brave heroes to be would join us in a little light marching?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	The trouble is, when you say to a general “ You and whose army? ” he just has to point out of the window.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	The word ’s gone out. ’ ‘ What word ’s that, sarge? ’ Jackrum leaned closer.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Them?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Then everyone took their packs into the back room with all the mattresses, did n’t they?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Then he said: ‘ How far is it to Plotz? ’ ‘ About fifty miles, ’ said Angua, adding, ‘ As the wolf runs, maybe six hours. ’ ‘ Good.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Then why is he just a lieutenant? ’ said the writer.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Then: ‘ Disguised? ’ said Igorina.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	There are big dungeons in that fort, sir, and they ’re pretty full. ’ ‘ Why should I believe you? ’ I do, thought Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	There is no god here now. ’ ‘ So where do they come from? ’ ‘ From your fear.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	There ’s an arrow hole in this one! ’ ‘ What dis?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	There ’s some who think that you boys ought to know why we are fighting this war, okay?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	They deserted once, what ’s to stop ‘ em a second time?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	They did n’t know? ’ ‘ He was n’t going to tell them, was he?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	They did n’t know? ’ ‘ He was n’t going to tell them, was he?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	They did n’t really count, did they?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	They did n’t teach you this in the Patrician ’s office? ’ ‘ Er.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	They do say the army can make a man of you, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	They had to be treacherous, devious and warlike, otherwise we would n’t be fighting them, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	They say to spies “ If you ’re caught, eat the documents ”, do n’t they?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	They sent some gallopers out to meet him. ’ ‘ Can he do anything about it? ’ De Worde shrugged.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	They wo n’t be going too far for a while, not in the nood. ’ ‘ Wo n’t the writing man let them out? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	They — ’ ‘ Sorry, but I thought we attacked Lipz, did n’t we, corporal?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	They ’d just dumped their packs as soon as they were in the barracks, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	They ’re all guys! ’ ‘ Would we have got a medal, sir, if we ’d been men? ’ Shufti demanded.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	They ’re frightened of you, sir. ’ ‘ Except you, eh? ’ said the sergeant.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	They ’re not good with weapons. ’ ‘ How good would they have to be, d’you think?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	They ’ve been sent to protect us! ’ ‘ Troops to protect you in Borogravia? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	They ’ve invaded? ’ ‘ I think it was more of a patrol, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Think you ’ll be man enough to stand, when the metal meets the meat? ’ ‘ You did, sarge, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Think you ’re the only ones?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Think your ol’ sarge is deaf, blind and stupid?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	This has got to be better than that, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	This offer has not been extended to your superior officers here, I may add. ’ So why make it to us?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	This often happens. ’ ‘ Why should we be afraid? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Time to get out before I blunt me own edge. ’ ‘ You ’re sure, sarge? ’ ‘ Yeah.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	To a god who hates jigsaws and the colour blue?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	To be honest, sir, she ’s probably dead. ’ ‘ Only probably? ’ ‘ No one really knows.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	To hell with them. ’ ‘ Lofty? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Today?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Today?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Tonker, you are a crack shot, but after one shot who ’s backing you up while you reload?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Tonker?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Too big, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Tremble at them?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Trouble is, pigeons are too stupid to be steered — ’ ‘ What ’ve you got me? ’ ‘ The Times sent this up from their cart, sir!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Understood? ’ ‘ Yes, sarge, ’ said Polly meekly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Ups- and- Downs, right? ’ ‘ Ins- and- Outs, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Ve force ourselves to desire something else?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Very sore, according to rumour. ’ ‘ The newspaper writer believed all that stuff? ’ said Polly, amazed.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Voting in the army?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Want a slice? ’ He waved a hand at one of the kitchen girls who was dancing attendance on him.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Was Blouse leading, or had he left it to Jackrum?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Was it just a voice in their heads, some kind of hallucination?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Was she supposed to think We have met the enemy and he is nice?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Was that him in the privy?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Was there a knowingness to that comment?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Washing clothes for the enemy? ’ said Igorina, looking shocked.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Wazz? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	We ca n’t negotiate a — ’ ‘ What does Borogravia want?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	We could ’ve got ‘ em right there and then, sir! ’ ‘ And then, sergeant? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	We do n’t want to be seen, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	We shall see what the day brings, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	We will not be sending out any more recruiting parties. ’ ‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Well spotted, sir. ’ ‘ And the one with stitches all round his head? ’ ‘ He ’s an Igor, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Well, be smart about this: you might not like everything about your country, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Well, do they?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Well, then, what shall I say?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Well? ’ The squad exchanged glances.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Were n’t soldiers in desperate straits famous for seeing visions of gods and angels?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Were n’t sure about Maladict and still ai n’t, because with a vampire, who knows?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Were we soldiers?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What We Are Fighting For! ’ ‘ Socks? ’ said the writer, looking nervously at the vampire.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What about the light?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What about the old soldiers back there;, who have n’t faded away?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What about you? ’ ‘ Oh, we had a little bit, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What about? ’ whispered Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What are they doing now? ’ Clarence raised his eyebrows.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What are you saving up?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What are you smiling about, Mr Vampire sir? ’ Strappi positioned himself in front of Maladict, who stood faultlessly to attention.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What can you do with that lot? ’ ‘ Casserole of game, ’ said Shufti firmly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What did you think of him?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What do they know about anything? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What do we do, sarge? ’ ‘ We keep the noise down! ’ muttered Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What do we want him for? ’ ‘ He knows about the clacks.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What do you know of life?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What do you mean, up to date? ’ said Vimes, looking puzzled.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What do you take me for?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What else could she have done?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What happened there? ’ ‘ Oh, the dwarfs that were here sealed their mines and vanished, your grace. ’ “ ‘ I bet they did.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What is it? ’ The troll looked at ceiling, feet, sergeant, wall and table.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What is it? ’ ‘ Johnny, ’ whispered Betty.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What right has he got, checking up in the book o ’ words? ’ ‘ Well, you did quote chapter and verse, sarge, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What shall I say about a captain who turned and ran sobbing when we came across a column of Zlobenians, deserting his own men?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What was Blouse gon na do with him?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What was the inn called? ’ Ah.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What would he do now?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What you goin’ to do?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What ’d the privy be like here?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What ’ll Private Goom do?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What ’ll you lot do then, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What ’re the four Ss? ’ ‘ Shape, shadow, silhouette and shine, sarge! ’ said Polly, snapping to attention.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What ’re you doing here? ’ ‘ Batman, sarge, ’ said Polly, shaking water off her hat.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What ’re you going to do, tell the guards you opened the wrong cupboard in the dark? ’ Another embarrassed silence descended.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What ’re you running away from, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What ’s for supper? ’ ‘ I ’ll check, sir. ’ ‘ What are the men having? ’ ‘ Scubbo, sir, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What ’s for supper? ’ ‘ I ’ll check, sir. ’ ‘ What are the men having? ’ ‘ Scubbo, sir, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What ’s going on in his head?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What ’s so special about Borogravia? ’ ‘ I suppose it ’s special because it ’s theirs.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What ’s your name, stone man? ’ ‘ Carborundum, ’ said the troll.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What ’ve I got to offer?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What ’ve you got? ’ The corporal sighed, and swung with surprising speed over to a door, which he unlocked.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What, he complains about the noise their kids make?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What? ’ ‘ Would you mind giving me a wallop on the back of the head? ’ he said, looking wretched.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	What? ’ ‘ Would you mind giving me a wallop on the back of the head? ’ he said, looking wretched.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Where did you get them? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Where else would we go?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Where is that tea, Perks? ’ ‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Where is that tea, Perks? ’ ‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Where were they hiding?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Where will you be heading now? ’ ‘ To the Kneck valley, sergeant.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s Corporal Strappi? ’ ‘ Have n’t seen him all evening, sarge, ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s my manners?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Where? ’ ‘ The Girls ’ Working School, ’ said Tonker, and looked away.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Who cares what they think? ’ ‘ Do you think we can really join up with deserters, sarge? ’ ‘ Nope.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Who cares what they think? ’ ‘ Do you think we can really join up with deserters, sarge? ’ ‘ Nope.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Who does he think he is?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Who goes there?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Who says?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Who wants to get killed, lads, let ’s have a show of hands?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d care?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d we hand him over to?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s Tiger? ’ ‘ Oops, ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s going to try, out here?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s looking after the rupert? ’ They looked at one another.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s the next likely lad? ’ Polly looked at the next recruit with horror that she hoped she was concealing.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Whose side is he on? ’ ‘ Bit of a puzzler, really.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why are n’t they just leaving us locked up?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why are people looking for us, pray? ’ Towering gave him a cockeyed grin.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why did he call you Polly? ’ ‘ Because I know a lot about birds, ’ said Polly, mentally cursing.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why did n’t you ever get a proper pouch made for yourself?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why do n’t you use your eyes?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why should I do anything about anyone? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why us?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why w- would the Duchess lie to us?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why ’s he gone and left you here?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why ’s he keeping quiet?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why? ’ Shufti went red.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why? ’ said Scallot.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why? ’ ‘ And they send messages with light? ’ ‘ Yes, Perks.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why? ’ ‘ And they send messages with light? ’ ‘ Yes, Perks.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why? ’ ‘ Better than starving, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why? ’ ‘ National pride, sir. ’ ‘ What in?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why? ’ ‘ National pride, sir. ’ ‘ What in?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Why? ’ ‘ Their religion ’s gone bad on them.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Will the Duchess turn aside arrows, Wazzer? ’ ‘ Yes.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Will you argue with that?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	With a knob on? ’ ‘ Dish covers? ’ said Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	With a knob on? ’ ‘ Dish covers? ’ said Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	With real soap. ’ ‘ Soap?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	With the exception of Lieutenant Blouse, you will agree to be returned to your homes and placed in the charge of a responsible male, understood?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Wo n’t that be nice?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Would he have wanted to come?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Would n’t that be fun? ’ After a while, Tonker said: ‘ In front of us, you mean? ’ ‘ Oh, yes.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Would n’t that be fun? ’ After a while, Tonker said: ‘ In front of us, you mean? ’ ‘ Oh, yes.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Would she have grown hard, like Tonker?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Would she have just folded up inside, like the maids who came and went and worked hard and never had a name?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Would the lieutenant cart him around with us?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Would they have seen a picture? ’ Angua shrugged.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Would twenty minutes ’ unconsciousness be okay? ’ ‘ Yes, thanks very mu — ’ The guard folded up.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Would you argue?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Yep. ’ ‘ Tonker? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ’ ‘ This is all rather damn silly, general — ’ ‘ Hrumph! ’ said Froc.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You all kissed the Duchess?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You all know it wo n’t work, right? ’ ‘ Well, I ’m not saying we could, you know, take on a regiment all at once, ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You are taking the official truce to the enemy. ’ ‘ Me, sarge? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You boys here to join up too?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You ca n’t go around still dressed as washerwomen, oh dear me! ’ ‘ We are soldiers? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You could try scrounging something at the inn. ’ ‘ Scrounge? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You dare to come riding into our country and think we ’re going to be frightened of you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You demand?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You did n’t know we have a zombie in the Watch, Clarence? ’ ‘ Er.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You do n’t, do you? ’ She sensed him freeze over.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You got ta make sure they gives you the right orders, see?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You have been treated well?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You have not been manhandled?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You have, Perks? ’ Polly lowered her hand.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You know Munz? ’ ‘ We both lived there, me and Tilda — I mean Lofty, ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You know about lions? ’ They nodded.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You know about me, I can tell you do, but do you know about Lofty?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You know, humorous little reminiscences about times gone by?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You know, sir?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You murdered that man last night. ’ ‘ Really?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You say Lord Rust offered to let you all go home quietly? ’ ‘ Yessir. ’ ‘ And the consensus was that he could.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You see?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You think you can appeal to me over the heads of my men?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You took the shilling and kissed the picture, did n’t you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You took the shilling?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You understand? ’ ‘ What? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You understand? ’ ‘ What? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You ’d lose it once you got down in the valley. ’ ‘ Permission to speak, sir? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You ’d probably go blind. ’ ‘ You swapped legs? ’ said Polly, horrified.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You ’ll be Lieutenant Blouse, sir? ’ ‘ Well done, sergeant. ’ ‘ These are the recruits from upriver, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You ’ll get a truce, the food, and probably some other help. ’ ‘ How do you know that? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You ’ll tell me your hair was shaved off as a punishment for fraternizing with the enemy, eh? ’ said the man, barely looking up.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You ’re a sissy little lady until we make a man of you, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You ’re sleeping in the shed out the back, understand?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You ’re still turning this down? ’ Blouse looked round at his men.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You ’re thinking: vampires have a pretty good time of it whatever sex they are, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve got coffee, have n’t you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	You ’ve got what you ’re after, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Young Igor will stitch ‘ em up, will he?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	Young lads like you should n’t have gone in a place like that, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	a dish of liver and onions? ’ ‘ It ’s called liver- and- onions, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	a man among you that knew?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	and Perks? ’ ‘ Yes, sarge? ’ ‘ Thanks, Perks. ’ Polly paused when she got to the door.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	and Perks? ’ ‘ Yes, sarge? ’ ‘ Thanks, Perks. ’ Polly paused when she got to the door.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	and? ’ The pencil was hovering.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	anticipating your orders, sir. ’ ‘ Anticipating them? ’ ‘ Yessir. ’ ‘ Ah.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	are we ready?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	blood?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	bury the body? ’ hazarded Igorina.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	but, no, she had told Tonker, had n’t she?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	can anyone tell me what we do now? ’ ‘ Er.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	cats? ’ ‘ Oh, yes.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	clubbed him? ’ ‘ Yessir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	corporal, is n’t it? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	could I have a borrow of your shaving gear, right? ’ Polly looked at a chin as free of hair as a billiard ball.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	could zer troll move a little to his left please? ’ ‘ Huh? ’ said Carborundum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	could zer troll move a little to his left please? ’ ‘ Huh? ’ said Carborundum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	did she mention a map reference at all? ’ said the lieutenant.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	do I have a pair of socks belonging to you? ’ ‘ Yep.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	do any of you know about newspapers? ’ ‘ Yeth, my thecond couthin Igor in Ankh- Morpork told me about them, ’ said Igor.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	do the men talk about me, Perks? ’ ‘ Not really, sir, no. ’ The lieutenant looked disappointed.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	gentlemen would like to step through to the, er, inner sanctum? ’ Polly heard a very faint sound behind her, and turned.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	had it really happened?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	he ’s a rather attractive lad, is he, private? ’ ‘ I got a good feelin ’ about him, ’ said Jade, blushing.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	how big was this particular picture? ’ said Blouse, blinking.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	if you would follow me, please? ’ ‘ She ’s a woman!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	ina? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	invisibly? ’ OF COURSE.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	is Igor a friend of yours? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	is he annoyed? ’ Polly quavered, cursing Otto Chriek and his picture- making.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	is it obvious? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	it ’s like treachery against the Duchess, is n’t it? ’ said Wazzer.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	look, have you heard about what we call “ human interest ”, sir? ’ ‘ No. ’ De Worde tried to explain.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	lots, really. ’ ‘ Really? ’ The maid drew closer.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	maybe we do n’t have to go all the way to that hill, sir?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	men to be women when you did this, captain? ’ Oh, say yes, please say yes, Polly thought, as Strappi hesitated.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	men. ’ ‘ Seven cavalrymen were considered not enough to deal with farm boys? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	no one ’s got a couple of balloons, have they? ’ ‘ Er, why, sir? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	no one ’s got a couple of balloons, have they? ’ ‘ Er, why, sir? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	no sign of Corporal Strappi, sarge? ’ ‘ No, but I have n’t turned over every stone yet — ssh! ’ Polly froze, and strained to listen.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	no, sir. ’ ‘ And yet you have acquired beef? ’ ‘ Er.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	not just now, perhaps?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	our countrywomen?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	pockets, shall we? ’ She joined arm- in- arm with the sergeant, who winked roguishly at Polly and Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	puppet or something?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	really do to us? ’ ‘ We were wearing men ’s clothes, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	rocks?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	rules, you understand?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	ruperts. ’ ‘ Where is my brother, Mister Vimes? ’ said Polly stiffly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	she ’s not going to show up, is she? ’ ‘ The person you do n’t believe in? ’ said Wazzer, showing a flash of spirit.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	she ’s not going to show up, is she? ’ ‘ The person you do n’t believe in? ’ said Wazzer, showing a flash of spirit.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	since you wish to tell the world of your defiance, would you object if my colleague takes your picture? ’ Blouse shrugged.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	sir? ’ General Kzupi, though, was not to be derailed by an eyeballing vampire, even one that could n’t stand still.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	so you ’re women, then? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	socks? ’ Maladict stood up in one mad movement.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	something of mine. ’ ‘ What was it? ’ said Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	the Duchess is still talking to you, is she? ’ she said, as they made their way among the dark trees.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	the b- vord, there is a process that ve call transference?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	them? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	they do n’t do it justice. ’ ‘ Any of them books you read tell you what to do, sir? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	this?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	tribal markings, you know?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	turn up. ’ ‘ You mean magically? ’ ‘ I suppose I mean religiously, sir. ’ Vimes opened a page at random.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	well, they ’ve got to train us, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	well, what a waste, eh? ’ Jackrum glared.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	well?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	what are those big round things that cover dishes?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	what are you going to do about it? ’ said Polly, feeling derailed.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	what can they do to us, sir? ’ ‘ Put you in a cell for a long time, probably, ’ said the major.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	what did you use to do back in the world? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	what d’you call it?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	what is your name, please? ’ ‘ Sam Vimes.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	what would you do if — I mean when you got in, sir? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	what ’s that glass for, sir? ’ ‘ It ’s a monocle, ’ said the captain.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	what ’s wrong with young Goom?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	what ’s your namer dear?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	what? ’ ‘ Your keenness will not go unrecorded, Perks, ’ said Blouse, smiling.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	why a red nose, sir? ’ said Polly, applying the lather with vigour.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	why are you doing this? ’ Shufti stared into the dank stone sink as if strange green slime was really interesting, and mumbled something.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	why does that mean we ’re in the Ins- and- Outs? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	will you leave her here? ’ ‘ No, ’ said the squad, as one woman.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	women?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	would you have kicked him had you known? ’ Polly dropped a mug in her nervousness, and looked at Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	yI think. ’ ‘ What do you mean? ’ ‘ Well, I do n’t think she ’s dead. ’ ‘ You do n’t think she is? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	yI think. ’ ‘ What do you mean? ’ ‘ Well, I do n’t think she ’s dead. ’ ‘ You do n’t think she is? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	yes? ’ said Vimes.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	you choose. ’ ‘ Sergeant Jackrum? ’ said the boy, his mouth staying open.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	you know I want to find my brother? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ A band of brothers, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ A few beans, perhaps?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ A pair of socks? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ A real fencin ’ genius, are yer? ’ ‘ No, corporal, ’ said Polly meekly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ A real knight errant, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ A tetchy god?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ A werewolf? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ A word in private, Perks? ’ snapped Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ A word with you when you have finished, if you please?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Aaaaagh something else worries me, sergeant. ’ ‘ Yessir? ’ ‘ The cavalry must have apprehended Corporal Strappi.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Against these women who, we are agreed, stole you out of the jaws of the enemy? ’ There was some muttering amongst the officers.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Age? ’ ‘ Seventeen come Sunday, sir. ’ ‘ Yeah, right, ’ said the sergeant.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ah, Perks, is n’t it? ’ he said, lowering the blade.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ah, that ’d be Roundheels Molly? ’ said Corporal Scallot, looking up and grinning.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ah, you ’d be a rat man? ’ said the corporal, leading the way out into the big room.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ All right, ladies — What ’s funny, Private Halter? ’ ‘ Er, nothing, sarge, I just.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ All right, you lot, what’reyou standing about for? ’ bawled Jackrum, six inches from the back of Maladict ’s head.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ All that yelling from little spitbubs like Strappi?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Am I right, Mr It’s- my- job- to- know- things? ’ De Worde raised his hands again and gave her a sickly smile.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And Corporal Strappi? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And I tried them on and they did n’t seem all that abominable to me. ’ ‘ Have you noticed men talk to you differently? ’ said Lofty shyly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And I ’m up to here with stupid, understand? ’ ‘ Yeah, but — ’ ‘ But what, soldier? ’ ‘ Yeah, but.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And I ’m up to here with stupid, understand? ’ ‘ Yeah, but — ’ ‘ But what, soldier? ’ ‘ Yeah, but.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And add some starch. ’ ‘ How much? ’ ‘ All you can find. ’ Igorina returned.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And are you frightened of me, Polly? ’ said the captain.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And are you going to tell me where the recruits are? ’ said the captain.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And how long do you think you ’ll hold that rank, now, sir?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And how will you enforce this, sir? ’ said Clogston.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And if they do n’t believe us? ’ ‘ Then we ’ll threaten to shoot them in a much louder voice, ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And now, madarm, if we can meet these visions of loveliness you are hiding under this here bushel? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And quietly, too? ’ There was silence, which was presumably the answer.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And that is the answer from all of you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And that is? ’ ‘ Colour, sarge!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And there ’s a path all along the river, see?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And they had to hop miles with shackles on and no clothes? ’ ‘ Yes! ’ ‘ And you ’re just.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And this goes all the way up through your big castle, does it? ’ ‘ Oh, no, miss.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And w- what do you say? ’ said Wazzer.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And we certainly need the men. ’ ‘ Yeah, but s’posin ’ he wants to suck all my blood out in the middle of the night? ’ said Strappi.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what kind of quest is that? ’ ‘ I am to take command of the army, ’ said Wazzer.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what man could dare hope for such an opportunity, eh? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what ’s that? ’ said Polly, pointing to a nearby hill, darker still against the night.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And where ’s that, then?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you found evidence of some sort, did you? ’ ‘ I did find a petticoat, sir, ’ said Strappi, feeling his way with care.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you have surely carried out actions at night, when all markings are invisible? ’ ‘ Yessir, but night is night, sir, while sunflowers is.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you locked them in chains and threw the key away? ’ ‘ Yes, ’ said Polly, seeing her life start to flash past her eyes.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you, sergeant, ’ he went on, ‘ did you in fact lay a hand on the captain? ’ Jackrum took a step forward and saluted smartly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And your name, lad? ’ ‘ Lart, sarge.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And your young man? ’ said Polly quietly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And, er — what is his name? ’ Vimes added.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And? ’ said Froc, but the officer on his left leaned over and whispered something to him.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And? ’ ‘ Let ’s get back? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And? ’ ‘ Let ’s get back? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ And? ’ ‘ Well, I.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Annoyed?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Any good with it? ’ said the sergeant to Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Any news of my brother, sir? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anyone else got anything? ’ ‘ I would n’t be at all thurprithed, thur, ’ said Igorina, staring round the room.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anyone else lost anything? ’ ‘ Er.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anything interesting, sir? ’ said Angua ingenuously.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anything the matter, Perks? ’ said the lieutenant, catching her expression.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anyway, there ’d be soldiers everywhere. ’ ‘ Well, how do we get women ’s clothes on a battlefield? ’ said Lofty.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anyway, what about the invasion? ’ ‘ I ’m not going to be sent home like a package, ’ said Igorina.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anyway, what ’s the difference?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anyway, why should she talk to you? ’ ‘ Because I listen, ’ said Wazzer quietly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Apparently you were a humble corporal only a few days ago? ’ Plaster dust drifted down again as something heavy struck the wall outside.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are n’t you that sergeant I saw in the old kitchen?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are the men rested? ’ ‘ Yes, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are there any more questions? ’ said Blouse, looking along the line.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are they heading up here? ’ ‘ No, they went right past, sarge! ’ Jackrum turned and gave the rest of the squad a satisfied look.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are we in trouble? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are we ready, Igor? ’ ‘ Jutht about, thur, ’ said Igorina, tying the blanket across the end of the tube.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are we sure about this, Tonker? ’ ‘ Yep. ’ ‘ And we wo n’t get hurt? ’ Tonker sighed.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are we sure about this, Tonker? ’ ‘ Yep. ’ ‘ And we wo n’t get hurt? ’ Tonker sighed.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you a reading man, Perks? ’ said Blouse, closing the book.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you all right, Buggy? ’ said Commander Vimes.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you all right, Perks? ’ ‘ Well, he ’s pulling a bit, sir — ’ said Polly, being dragged sideways.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you crying, Perks? ’ ‘ Well.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you feeling all right? ’ ‘ We just have to hope that those put in power over us are making the right decisions, ’ mumbled Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you feeling cocky, Private Perks? ’ ‘ No, sarge! ’ ‘ Good.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you ill, your grace? ’ ‘ What ’s your name again, young man? ’ said Vimes.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you ill, your grace? ’ ‘ What ’s your name again, young man? ’ said Vimes.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you listening, Private Goom? ’ he screamed.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you not being a little strict with the men, sergeant? ’ said Blouse, as Polly flapped a towel round his neck.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure you have n’t been talking to anyone about this, sir? ’ said the writer.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you trying to be smart, Private Manickle? ’ Strappi demanded, naming the biggest sin in his personal list.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you trying to be smart? ’ she demanded, inches from his face.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ As the poor girl was lying there waiting for her garter to be tied, hem hem, he damn well made off with her cheese, right? ’ ‘ Er.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ As washerwomen? ’ said Igorina.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ashamed of your lovely, lovely uniform, Perks? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ At a time like this?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ At least remove the wig, eh? ’ ‘ It’th my own hair, thur, ’ said Igorina.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Barmaid, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Because, of course, we only need one “ washerwoman ” to get us inside, do we not? ’ The inverted commas sounded promising.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Been praying, ‘ ave yer? ’ said Mrs Enid kindly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Besides, who knows we ’re here? ’ ‘ But we got them out of prison!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Both actions were successful, sergeant. ’ ‘ No uniforms?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ But I have to say, Perks, that I have devised several recipes, just in case! ’ ‘ So we ’ll be eating a Blouse one day, sir? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ But I promised Tilda we ’d go back one day next summer. ’ ‘ Oh, so it was n’t that bad, then? ’ said Polly, grateful for some relief.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ But I ’m not praying to anyone, okay?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ But he is in for a surprise! ’ ‘ You all right, sarge? ’ whispered Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ But it was n’t elegant, was it?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ But it ’s probably only a matter of time. ’ ‘ So how do they manage? ’ ‘ These days, people mostly pray to the Duchess Annagovia.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ But lisp a bit, will you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ But pale pink?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ But what exactly have we done wrong, sir? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ But whose side is he on, sir? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ But why would a deserter pff head straight for the pff front? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ But you have n’t actually done it, sir? ’ ‘ Well, no!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ By whom?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ca n’t have a massacre of little lads, sir, now can we? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I lend you a dictionary, sir? ’ snapped de Worde, going red in the face.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I show you something? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can she do that? ’ whispered Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can we get in? ’ said Igorina.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can we knock it off with the lovey- dovey, please? ’ said Polly to Jade.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you find me a dress, do you think? ’ Maladict was the first to break the silence.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you please get your clothes off? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Captain? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Carborundum? ’ it volunteered.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Chocolate? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Come in? ’ she suggested.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Compared to what? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Corporal? ’ he quavered, as Strappi advanced.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Corporal? ’ said the sergeant quietly, hauling himself back on to the cart.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Corporal? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Could n’t it just be a hunter, sarge? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Could you wheeze a little more quietly, sir? ’ By degrees, dragging and pushing, she bundled the man up to Jackrum ’s tree.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Could ’ve been tricky anyway, eh, if you were searched? ’ said the major, winking.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Cryin ’ shame you ai n’t an officer, eh? ’ The last of the fallen tea dribbled into the soil.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ D- does any woman sway that much? ’ said Wazzer, peering through the bushes.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Daphne, could I have a word? ’ she said, during a pause.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Daphne? ’ said Polly, when the man had gone.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Dead? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Dear me, Private Halter, you ’ve got a lot to learn, have n’t you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Dem who? ’ said Jade.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did I join th ’ army? ’ he rumbled.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did I, er, go into all that detail? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did n’t I do a good job on that arm?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did n’t I say I am a citizen of Borogravia? ’ ‘ No.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did n’t bring your uniforms with you? ’ said the major.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did n’t feel like fraternizing with any enemies?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did n’t he come in here with you? ’ ‘ No, sarge.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did they tell you why I ’ve been sent here, Clarence? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you bring a weapon, Tonk — Magda? ’ ‘ No, Polly. ’ ‘ No item of any sort with a certain weapon- like quality? ’ Polly insisted.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you bring a weapon, Tonk — Magda? ’ ‘ No, Polly. ’ ‘ No item of any sort with a certain weapon- like quality? ’ Polly insisted.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you hear anything I said? ’ ‘ Oh, that.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you hear that? ’ said Polly, although she was n’t certain that the word had turned up in her head via her ears.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you hear that? ’ snarled the sergeant, staring out at the darkening hills.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you hit him? ’ ‘ Y’see, I ’m fat, ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you just say yes? ’ she demanded.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you kick Captain Horentz in the “ privates ”, Parts? ’ ‘ Er.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you know about this, lieutenant? ’ he barked.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you notice him?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you see that?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you think that it meant nothing?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you wash last night, sir? ’ ‘ There was no — ’ Blouse began.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do n’t ask, do n’t tell. ’ ‘ Do n’t ask?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do n’t the officers stop it? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do the women just come and go, Perks? ’ said the lieutenant.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do we run an ’ get ‘ em? ’ said Jade.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you know how he came to be here?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you often menace frightened women? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you require me for anything else, sir? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think I should have a reddened nose? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think having a picture like this is an Abomination in the Eyes of Nuggan? ’ said Shufti nervously.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think those cavalrymen did it? ’ she said at last, and then realized that Maladict was shaking.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think we ought to try to take the sack out of his mouth? ’ said Shufti nervously.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think you could kill a man today? ’ Polly glanced at the razor.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you want to know the truth?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Does anyone have any questions? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Does n’t she, sir? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Does n’t that hurt? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Drunk horse piss, have you? ’ ‘ Yeth, ’ said Igor.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ D’you chew at all, Perks? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ D’you know why we joined up? ’ said Tonker, red in the face.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ D’you think you ’re clever, Maladict? ’ ‘ Um.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Eh, sergeant? ’ ‘ Right, sir! ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Enlist him. ’ ‘ You want to fight with us? ’ Strappi squeaked.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Er, how ’d you like to shav — to cut off some of that hai — moss?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ever eaten scubbo?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ever seen a woman with no clothes on before, Oliver? ’ The girls giggled.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Everything all right, sir? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Excuse me, sir, but do you know anything about recent history?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Expert, are yer? ’ said Strappi, grinning nastily.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Feeling all right, lad? ’ ‘ It w- was horrible, sarge!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Firstly, may I offer on behalf of all of us, I think, our thanks for the incredible job you have done?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Flashsides? ’ ‘ Like.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Flying machines? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ For one of you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ From a bunch of poor women? ’ said Polly, her heart sinking.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Gentlemen, let ’s not mess about, shall we?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Gently. ’ ‘ Why? ’ ‘ He ’s got no legs. ’ The troll focused.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Give me the razor, Perks. ’ ‘ Does n’t know how to shave? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Glad you joined, Igor? ’ said Polly, as they jogged along.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Going for to market?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Going to join up, lads? ’ she said, cheerily.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Good job we were guarding you, eh? ’ said Tonker, grinning and whirring an empty sling around in one hand.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Got it all planned, general?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Got to start sometime, right? ’ he said defiantly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Had you done something bad, sir? ’ ‘ I ca n’t imagine what you mean, Perks, ’ said Blouse, slurping at the horrible thin gruel.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Happy?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Has it? ’ ‘ Oh, yes, sir. ’ ‘ No officer could have led a finer bunch of men, Perks, ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you had much to do with young women, sir? ’ she asked.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you met Constable Shoe, Clarence? ’ said Vimes cheerfully.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you seen everything you wish to see? ’ said Polly to the blushing captain, every syllable tinkling with ice.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ He does n’t like chocolate? ’ ‘ Yes, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ He hath been poithened! ’ ‘ Hath he?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ He wants this cleared out of the way. ’ ‘ And what authority has this tribunal got? ’ said Polly coldly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’ll soon get to — ’ ‘ Sergeant? ’ Jade was rising over the grass.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’s, er, from here? ’ said Chinny, who had gone quite pale.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hear that, Strappi? ’ said the sergeant to the cursing man dribbling blood on to the floor.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Her?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hey, where ’s the lieutenant? ’ The servant looked at her and gestured up the stairs with a thumb.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Him?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hmm, five Morpork dollars?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hmm? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hmm? ’ ‘ Could you kill someone if you had to? ’ Polly came right back to the here and now.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hmm? ’ ‘ Could you kill someone if you had to? ’ Polly came right back to the here and now.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hold it a minute, will you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Horsebows? ’ said Jackrum, like a child opening a wonderful Hogswatch present.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How about it, lad?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How about that? ’ Jackrum sawed at the tobacco.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How can we be spies, sergeant, in our own country? ’ said Blouse calmly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did you get there? ’ he bellowed.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How do they get the light so bright, sir?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How do you know my name? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How do you know what ’s been happening to the regiment? ’ ‘ Because it ’s my job to know things, ’ said the man.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How do you? ’ ‘ I used to work in an inn, ’ said Polly, feeling her heart begin to beat faster, as it always did when the lies lined up.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How does it work? ’ ‘ It ’s corporal, miss, ’ said the string- puller, touching his forelock.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How far is it to Plotz? ’ ‘ You do n’t have to tell ‘ em, sarge! ’ said Strappi.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How hard can it be, sir, to move with the times?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How long will it take to repair? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How many did you spot, Mildred? ’ ‘ That will be “ general ”, sergeant.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How many fingers am I holding up? ’ ‘ You know, that ’s something an Igor should never say, ’ said Maladict, grimacing.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How old are you, Wazz? ’ she said, shovelling dirt.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How will we get in, sir? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How ’s Wazzer? ’ ‘ Sleeping, ’ said Igorina.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How ’s he coming along, private? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ How ’s it going, Buggy? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Huh? ’ he managed.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I beg your pardon, your grace? ’ said the Ankh- Morpork consul to Zlobenia.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I beg your pardon? ’ ‘ They are.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I believe he was the first officer you served under as sergeant, am I right? ’ Jackrum hesitated.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I believe we can dispense with the guard now, do n’t you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ca n’t negotiate — ’ ‘ You know your god ’s dead? ’ said the man.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I do n’t think the el- tee is going to last very long, do you? ’ ‘ The who? ’ ‘ The lieutenant.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I do n’t think the el- tee is going to last very long, do you? ’ ‘ The who? ’ ‘ The lieutenant.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I do n’t think we are, either. ’ ‘ Does anyone think we are? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I expect that you ’ll be itching for the fray after all these years, eh, a young man like you? ’ Strappi said nothing.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I mean, I could n’t do it twice. ’ ‘ So what? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I realize I ought to know these things, but what does “ groophar ” mean? ’ said the voice of Maladict in the damp darkness.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I said, are you listening, Goom? ’ ‘ Yes, corporal! ’ ‘ Really?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I said, are you listening, Goom? ’ ‘ Yes, corporal! ’ ‘ Really?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I should like to address my men, sergeant. ’ ‘ Oh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I think we can at least cut Sergeant Towering ’s hands free, do n’t you? ’ ‘ Yes, sir, ’ said Polly, meaning ‘ no, sir ’.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I think you mean exotic? ’ said Igor.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I wonder how much damage we did?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I wonder what it can be? ’ she said pointedly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I wonder who tried to open it? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I wonder why the Prince was out with a scouting party? ’ ‘ You said he was an arrogant son- of- a- bitch, ’ said Vimes.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I wonder why this passage was sealed up? ’ said the voice of Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’ll put that down as “ jumper ” too, then, shall I? ’ said Clogston.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’m a vampire officially pretending not to be one, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’m just going to pick her up, and you just carefully lower the lid over the candle, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’m not going to die, am I?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’ve jutht about done. ’ ‘ Harmless? ’ said the sergeant, staring at the struggling Wazzer.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ If I had n’t tricked them, they might ’ve killed the lieutenant! ’ ‘ See?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ If everyone else is. ’ ‘ So you ’d have your baby without a husband? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ If he ’d whipped off his shako and jacket he ’d just be another stupid civilian, would n’t he?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ If that writer man gets hungry, he can always eat his words, eh, lieutenant? ’ ‘ Er.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ If you will excuse me a moment, ’ said Blouse, ‘ I will consult with my men. ’ ‘ Men? ’ said Rust.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ If you ’re a hallucination, how do you know that? ’ I KNOW IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Igor? ’ said the vampire, waving it away.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ In that mood?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Indeed. ’ ‘ Do you know how to break a man ’s neck, sir? ’ ‘ I read a book on martial arts, Perks, ’ said Blouse, a little severely.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Indeed? ’ said Blouse nervously.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is n’t that going a bit far on a first date? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is she here, then?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is something wrong? ’ ‘ Zere is a problem.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that a carrier pigeon, sir? ’ she said, as Vimes sat down.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that allowed, sergeant? ’ ‘ What do you want to wipe it for, mister? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that allowed, sergeant? ’ ‘ What do you want to wipe it for, mister? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that hell? ’ said Wazzer.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that old Jackrum? ’ said Shufti, picking up the picture.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that rum, sarge? ’ ‘ Well done, my little bar steward.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is this all of them, Clogston? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is this germane, major? ’ he said testily.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is this the time? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ It does n’t? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ It was a bit hair — it was a bit awkward for a moment or two. ’ ‘ What did I tell you? ’ said Blouse triumphantly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ It was the back of the picture, okay? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ It was when I volunteered to do the supper, was n’t it? ’ Shufti mumbled, staring into the stone sink, which had moss growing in it.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s about sex, then, is it? ’ ‘ Not as such, no.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s been done? ’ ‘ ‘ fraid so, sir. ’ ‘ How about.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s not going to come to that, is it? ’ ‘ I hope not, ’ said Igorina.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s spreading Alarm and Despondency, is n’t it? ’ ‘ Maybe we ought to be alarmed, ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s very ingenious. ’ ‘ How does it work, then? ’ ‘ Oh, I did n’t understand what he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Jack Jackrum, who could stop a bar fight by belchin ’?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Joe Hubukurk, right? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just Johnny? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just go away, all right? ’ She shrugged, and followed the others.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just let him, all right? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just like that? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just like that? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just one last question, miss: do you think the world would be a different place if more women were soldiers? ’ de Worde asked.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just so long as you know we ’re in this for the squad, okay?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just something, okay?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just there, right? ’ Polly picked up the pen and signed.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just to the right of that fallen log? ’ Polly squinted.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just trust me, okay? ’ ‘ I thould, tharge, ’ said Igorina, from behind Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Lads, eh? ’ he chuckled to de Worde.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Lads, this is war, understand?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Let ’s get a move on, sir, shall we?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Let ’s just keep things down, shall we? ’ ‘ I need coffee! ’ moaned Maladict, rocking back and forth.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Let ’s try again, shall we?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Let ’s try to get some sleep, shall we?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Lieutenant Blouse told you all about us, did he, sir? ’ Just behind the major, Blouse was making a universal gesture.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Light is my passion now. ’ ‘ Oh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Like a diary? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Like what? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Look at this, will you? ’ said Shufti, waving a sodden pair of men ’s long pants at her.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Looks like a big ‘ un! ’ ‘ Did you see that?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Major Clogston, did you have lunch? ’ said the general.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Maladict? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Man and woman? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ May I? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Maybe these washing sticks can slow them down a bit? ’ Shufti quavered.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Maybe those acorns did the trick?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Midnight, is it? ’ ‘ A bit after, sir. ’ ‘ Oh, dear!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Missing a corporal? ’ said Scallot.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ More extreme commandments? ’ ‘ Oysters, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ More than being dead already? ’ said Igorina.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mr de Worde, is n’t it? ’ said Blouse, standing up.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mug of saloop? ’ said Shufti, holding them up.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Name, lad? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ No beans? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ No disgrace in calling it quits, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ No exit, except a grille in the floor. ’ ‘ Could we get out that way? ’ ‘ Only diced. ’ They stared glumly at the distant door.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ No papers, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ No papers?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ No, corporal. ’ ‘ Oh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ No, he stole the cheese, did n’t he? ’ sighed Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ No, lad. ’ ‘ But you know where you ’re going? ’ ‘ Correct.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ No. ’ ‘ And you did n’t see anything and ca n’t smell anything? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ No?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ No? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ None of us are, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Not a good idea, perhaps?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Not a lot of training there, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Not right now, sarge. ’ ‘ Sure? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Not seen it before, sir? ’ said Jackrum cheerfully, as they stared at the distant keep from where they lay in some bushes half a mile away.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Nothing for him to write down now, eh? ’ ‘ Um.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Nothing?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Notice anything about it? ’ Polly stared again.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Now why would a little lad like you say a little thing like that? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Now, let ’s get that pigeon on its way again before it gets missed, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Now, pinch out one candle, because that way we ’ll have light for twice as long, and then — ’ ‘ Perks, a word please? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Now, what makes you think that? ’ ‘ Because Sergeant Towering said we ’d got a werewolf in the squad.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Now, when I pull the knot we each grab an arm and we run, Polly, understand?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Nuggan in heaven saw you d- do that! ’ ‘ It was just a picture, all right? ’ muttered Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Nuggan talks to you, does he? ’ ‘ No.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Of course, and I — ’ ‘ Do you want to test it?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Of course, at school we did n’t appreciate it so much. ’ ‘ You had food like this at school, sir? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Officers?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh dear, where ’s my manners? ’ he said, lurching back and fumbling in his pocket.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh dear, who will save us? ’ Daphne quavered.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh dear. ’ ‘ I hate to think of him with it! ’ ‘ Why did you bring it? ’ And that was the question.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh well, ca n’t argue with you fellows, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh yeah? ’ said Jackrum jovially.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, Tonker, why the hell did you wait ‘ til you ’d got your trousers off before asking me that?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, he has got promoted, then? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, now, will you look at that? ’ He peered down at the floor, with a hope that was quickly dashed.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, someone does n’t like being called a lady, eh? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, that?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, two of you? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, yeah, right, maybe he ’ll have married the commander of the garrison by now, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, yes? ’ ‘ You are a friend of his? ’ said Otto.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, yes? ’ ‘ You are a friend of his? ’ said Otto.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, you mean they ’re just people getting away early for the holidays to avoid the rush? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, you ’d know, would you? ’ said the barman, looming over the boy.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Okay, let ’s go. ’ ‘ Where are we going, sarge? ’ said Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Okay, what part? ’ the voice of Tonker demanded, from the far corner of the tent.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Okay?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Old habits die hard, you know?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ On credit?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ One of them gave you his cap, did he? ’ said the sergeant, and his teeth were nowhere near as good as the officer ’s.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ozz? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ozzer?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Pardon, corporal? ’ ‘ Flying machines, sir! ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Perhaps I could help? ’ said yet another voice.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Perhaps we ’d better try to let the enlisted men out first, sir?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Perks, can we manage a cup of, er, “ saloop ” for Mr de Worde?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Perks, go and fetch the rupert, will you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Perks?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Perks? ’ Polly nearly sliced her thumb off.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Permission to sit, sir? ’ ‘ Treat the rather chilly flagstones as if they were your own, ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Permission to speak, sarge? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Permission to speak, sarge? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Permission to speak, sir? ’ Froc stared at her, and then looked pointedly at Clogston.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Permission to speak, sir? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Permission to whisper too, sarge?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Pikemen? ’ said Maladict, looking puzzled.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Please, has anyone got the beans? ’ There was a general rummaging, and a general lack of a result.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Please? ’ ‘ You ’re with the enemy! ’ hissed Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Plus a few extra dollars wo n’t go amiss. ’ ‘ Sarge, you did n’t steal the cashbox, did you? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Pol? ’ Shufti whispered.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Polly? ’ said Wazzer.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Possibly with hor — ’ ‘ Then bring me some, will you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Private Carborundum! ’ ‘ Yes, sergeant? ’ rumbled the troll.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Probably, Perks? ’ ‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Probably, Perks? ’ ‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ready, private? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really, Bob? ’ said Froc.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really, sir?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Right, Perks?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Run that past me again one more time, will you, Perks? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sarge, you know that captain back at the barracks?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sarge? ’ Jackrum had vanished.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sarge? ’ said Polly, shocked.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Say what, sarge? ’ ‘ Oh, bleedin ’ hell, Perks, it ’s a nice day, do n’t muck me around.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Scritz?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ See that bush down there, Perks? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ See these medals?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ See these things they ’ve got?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ See this lot? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ See you tonight, then, Daphne? ’ ‘ Oh, yes! ’ trilled Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ See? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ See? ’ said Polly, stepping back.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ See? ’ whispered Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sergeant, I am about to tell our spy that we are seven miles further away than we really are, do you understand?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Shame you are n’t all out there, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ She will give us eyes that we might see. ’ ‘ Ah?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ She?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Shufti get sorted out? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sir, are you really going to write on a jam sandwich? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sir, did you have any trouble getting in? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sir? ’ said Polly to Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sir? ’ said Polly, as Horentz gasped.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sir? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sir? ’ she whispered.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sir? ’ ‘ Hold position, ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sir? ’ ‘ Just following the monarchy, Mr Chinny.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Six or seven horses. ’ ‘ Ours? ’ ‘ I bleedin ’ doubt it. ’ The clattering slowed, and came to a stop outside.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Slaves?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sleep well? ’ he asked.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ So that leaves you, Polly. ’ ‘ Why are they doing this? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ So that means you wo n’t shoot at us when we break out? ’ said Polly sweetly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ So we ’re losing, then? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ So what were you looking for when you rummaged through our stuff? ’ said Polly, as Strappi shrank.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ So what?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ So why are we nicknamed the Cheesemongers? ’ ‘ Yes, ’ said Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ So you ca n’t hear anything? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ So you think you ’re smart, Parts? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ So you ’ll be guerilla fighters, eh? ’ said Mr de Worde, behind her.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ So you ’re a werewolf, then? ’ would be sort of idiotic.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ So?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ So?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ So? ’ he said, still paying attention to the job in hand.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Some of der women dat came out was ones I saw goin’ in dis mornin ’, too. ’ ‘ Are you sure? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry, Daphne? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry, sir? ’ said Strappi.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry, what was that? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry, ’ said Igorina ‘ Can you pray for him, Wazzer? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry? ’ he said, and to her amazement he was looking more cheerful than he had all day.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorted it all out, have you? ’ ‘ Yes, sarge.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Spies, I ’ll be bound. ’ ‘ A light clacks? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Steam, sarge? ’ ‘ Right!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Stick to the walls, okay, ladies?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Streth- th? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sure you wo n’t come with us? ’ Jackrum added, standing back.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Talk? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tell me, did de Worde interview any Zlobenian high- ups when he arrived? ’ ‘ No, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tetchy? ’ said Vimes.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Thame again? ’ Polly took the new tankard and sniffed at it.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tharge? ’ said Igor, looking hurt.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ That big place?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ That is a tricky one. ’ ‘ Best to call it a day, then? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ That is not the uniform of a spy, sergeant. ’ ‘ Yessir?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ That is the Kneck valley. ’ ‘ It ’s on fire, sir? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ That means a sword and pike per man, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ That was Tilda. ’ ‘ What? ’ ‘ They ’d been beating her.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s all, right?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s what all this was about, is n’t it? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ The Duchess does room service? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ The Tiger ’s behind every tree, right? ’ ‘ Okay, let ’s call it a day.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ The colour blue? ’ ‘ Correct, sir. ’ ‘ What ’s abominable about the colour blue?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ The colour blue? ’ ‘ Correct, sir. ’ ‘ What ’s abominable about the colour blue?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ The front?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ The morning sunlight on the mountains?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ The world ’s certainly unfolding itself for you, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Theatricals, you see? ’ he said brightly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Then what about the lads I bought with me, sir?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Then what do you intend? ’ said Igorina.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Then you could thay you loved her very much? ’ Despite everything, Polly started to laugh, and could n’t stop herself.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ There are a lot of patrols, I understand. ’ ‘ Zlobenian patrols, sir? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ There ’s a smell of death here. ’ ‘ You can smell it above the smoke? ’ ‘ Sure, ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ There ’s a time and place, you know?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ There ’s nothing for us in the army. ’ ‘ Will you come with us, sarge? ’ said Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ There ’s one here with multiple. ’ ‘ Multiple what? ’ said Polly, watching the steps.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ These are thurgeon ’s hands! ’ ‘ Really?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ These?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Thewing hith arm back on. ’ ‘ He ’s an enemy, ai n’t he? ’ ‘ Code of the Igorth, thur, ’ said Igorina reproachfully.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ They ai n’t gon na shoot a girl, Perks! ’ ‘ You told them? ’ ‘ Let ’s just say that news gets around fast, ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ They do n’t do marinades. ’ ‘ Have you told anybody? ’ mumbled Shufti, red in the face.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ They keep putting the colours in with the whites! ’ ‘ Well?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ They looked like men and they acted like men! ’ ‘ Why were you in the recruiting party, captain? ’ said Major Clogston.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ They ’re being kind to you — ’ ‘ Kind? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ They ’re trying to get rid of the old bugger again, are they? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Think hard, sarge, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Think no one else ever tried it?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is a holy book with an appendix? ’ ‘ Exactly, sir. ’ ‘ In a ring binder? ’ ‘ Quite so, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is a holy book with an appendix? ’ ‘ Exactly, sir. ’ ‘ In a ring binder? ’ ‘ Quite so, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is a proud moment for me, sarge! ’ ‘ Does everyone know you, sarge? ’ whispered Polly, as they walked away.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is all, sergeant? ’ ‘ Yessir. ’ ‘ Most of them look very young, ’ said the lieutenant, who did n’t look very old.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ This the one? ’ said Major Clogston, who was leaning against the wall eating an apple.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tiger?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Time to go? ’ she suggested, but in the tones of an order.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Unfortunately, because they ’d be damn useful if we could have ‘ em too, eh, sergeant? ’ ‘ Yessir, ’ said Jackrum automatically.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Up to date?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Upon my oath, are you mad? ’ he hissed.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Using numbers to indicate a scale of grey shades, perhaps? ’ ‘ Mein Gotts! ’ said Otto.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Very well, then, will you buy some food? ’ said Vimes, watching her carefully.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Vhere are ve goink? ’ he said, steadying himself as they bounced over a rut.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Vicious little devil when he ’s roused, our rupert, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Want to Osculate the Doxie? ’ ‘ Not at my time o ’ life, ’ said Jackrum, putting on his jacket again.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was that before the Zlobenians did? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was there any more stuff in the larder, Ozz?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Washerwomen?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ We all, er, piled in, sir. ’ ‘ Heavy Dragoons? ’ ‘ Yessir. ’ ‘ That ’s the Prince ’s personal regiment!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ We almost made it, eh? ’ ‘ Sorry we let you down, sir, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ We are winning this war, are n’t we? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ We could shut our eyes so ’s we do n’t see what we ’re wearing, how about that? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ We ought to tell the rupert as soon as possible, okay?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ We ’ll have to find a way to pass the time, eh? ’ said one of the guards.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ We ’ll just have a little chat, shall we? ’ she said, and led the girl to the other side of the room.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ We ’re soldiers of the Duchess, agreed?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ We ’re the last o- ones, are n’t we? ’ said Wazzer.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well washed, please. ’ ‘ Why, sarge? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, I ca n’t, can I?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, he ’ll just have to wait until Private Igor ’s finished looking for your brain, wo n’t he? ’ snapped the sergeant.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, if they object they can hold on, ca n’t they? ’ said Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, if you ’re certain, private?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, it ’s not on, is it, eating your own leg?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, lieutenant? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, looks like we ’re going to be short by one war at present, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, men?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, must get on, no one likes cold tea, eh? ’ She hurried round the hill.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, what ’s there in Kneck for you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, you wo n’t be so — ’ ‘ Everything all right, corporal? ’ asked Sergeant Jackrum, appearing in the doorway.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Were you a good fighter at school? ’ said Vimes.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about you, private? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about you, writer man? ’ snarled Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you doing out of uniform? ’ ‘ I ’m in uniform underneath, sarge.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you going to do now, then, if you do n’t go to Scritz? ’ ‘ Oh, I ’ve got a bit put by, ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you, married? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are your names? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What can they do to us? ’ said Shufti nervously.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What could Strappi do? ’ said Igorina.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What did he try to do to poor little you? ’ ‘ Patronize me, ’ said Polly, glaring at Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do the priests do about this? ’ ‘ Not a lot, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you think? ’ The words ‘ Born To Die ’ had been chalked on the side of the hat, next to the packet of cigarettes.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you want, kid? ’ growled the corporal.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What good ’s that to a soldier, eh? ’ ‘ Could advance and retreat at the thame time? ’ said Igor levelly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What good ’s that to a soldier, eh? ’ ‘ Could advance and retreat at the thame time? ’ said Igor levelly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What happened to your hair? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What have they spotted? ’ The horsemen went past their hiding place.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is happening with her? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is it you think we do n’t know? ’ Polly insisted, glaring at de Worde.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is your name again? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is your name, man? ’ ‘ Sergeant Towering, lieutenant.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is your request, sergeant? ’ ‘ I notes you have my little lads before you, sir!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What say? ’ said Stoffer, looking puzzled.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What sort of question is that to ask anyone? ’ ‘ I think it ’s the sort you ’d ask a tholdier, ’ said Igorina.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What sort? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What was all that about? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What was that you said? ’ The words ‘ You heard me! ’ lined up to spring from Polly ’s tongue, but she hesitated.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What we are doing is her work, sir. ’ ‘ Is it?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What will they think of next? ’ De Worde nodded nervously, pulled a wad of newspapers from under his seat, and advanced on the lieutenant.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What you mean, sergeant, is: is anyone after me?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s a batman, sir? ’ The sergeant grinned mirthlessly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s going to happen? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s happening? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s happening? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s his name, sir? ’ Thalacephalos, ’ said Blouse sheepishly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s in a little cart that four men have to protect? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that bird up there? ’ Polly glanced up.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that, Perks? ’ ‘ Finding out that it ’s not about you.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that? ’ said Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that? ’ said the corporal.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that? ’ ‘ An Abomination in the eyes of Nuggan, ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that? ’ ‘ An Abomination unto Nuggan, of course, ’ said the vampire.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s this all about, sarge? ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s this?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s this? ’ said Polly, looking at the small square of paper.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s to stop us taking over the place? ’ ‘ All those men with crossbows we passed on the way up? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s to stop us taking over the place? ’ ‘ All those men with crossbows we passed on the way up? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s wrong with these? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s your name, girl who smiles at Zlobenian troopers? ’ said the captain, smiling.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’ve socks got to do with it? ’ ‘ I just gave you an order, Polly, ’ said Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What, Daphne? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What, old Sergeant Abbens? ’ ‘ Yes, sarge! ’ ‘ There ’s a name from the past!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What, sarge? ’ said Polly distractedly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ Jackrum sat down on the remains of a wall.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ The major looked down, and laughed.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ ‘ You were practically word perfect, sergeant! ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ What’th in it? ’ ‘ Boiling water, ’ said the corporal.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ When I tell the general about our little fight?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Whenever you ’re ready? ’ he added.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where are the rest of the men, sergeant? ’ whispered de Worde, as he slid down off the cart.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where are we going to look for wisdom?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where does it say? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where would you like us to reconnoitre, sir? ’ ‘ There must be a secret entrance, sergeant.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where ’re you from, Ozz? ’ said Tonker, while Polly savoured the soup.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where ’re you hiding the coffee? ’ ‘ We only have cocoa, ’ said the writer, raising his hands quickly as Maladict turned on him.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where ’s the rest of us, sir? ’ said Polly, scrabbling for a mug.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where ’s the rupert? ’ ‘ Do n’t know, sarge! ’ ‘ Damn!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where? ’ he demanded.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Which is odd, do n’t you think?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who are we fooling, sir?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who by? ’ said Polly, so suddenly she surprised herself.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who by? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who cares?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who from? ’ ‘ You mean from whom?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who from? ’ ‘ You mean from whom?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who is the officer here? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who said anything about blood?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who shall I shoot?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who the hell are you? ’ ‘ You need to ask?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who the hell are you? ’ ‘ You need to ask?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who would I want to tell? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ’d inherit? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ’re they to tell us what to do?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ’s Charlie?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ’s the corporal in this squad? ’ ‘ You are, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Whoops, now I come to think about it, yes, we ’re really^men after all ’?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why did n’t you give us away?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why did you join up, Perks? ’ he said, groping on the table and finding his spectacles at the third attempt.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why do they want us out of the way?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why do you smoke?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why do you work here? ’ she said, as they entered a smaller, canvas- walled room.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why does he always shout? ’ said Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why does she cry? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why is the regiment called the Ins- and- Outs? ’ ‘ First into battle, last out of the fray, ’ said Jackrum automatically.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why not?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why not? ’ The grin faded.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why not? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why was he doing that, sarge? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why were you looking for these boys, sir? ’ he enquired.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why ’d he want to say jolly good to us? ’ ‘ Or hate our donkey so much? ’ said Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why ’d he want to say jolly good to us? ’ ‘ Or hate our donkey so much? ’ said Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why ’d you join? ’ ‘ The Duchess told me to, ’ said Wazzer.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why, is this the escutcheon of her grace the Duchess I see in front of me? ’ said the whisperer.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why, pray? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why, sarge?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why, sir? ’ ‘ Amazingly clever chap at layin ’ his hands on a dress, young Wrigglesworth, ’ said the lieutenant.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ ‘ Because no one else does! ’ Vimes stubbed out his cigar.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Will they let you in if you smell drunk? ’ ‘ Yes, Shufti, lad, they will, ’ said Jackrum, setting off again.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Will you do the honours, sir?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Will you listen? ’ Strappi demanded.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Wipe it? ’ said Strappi.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Wiped out? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ With your permission, General Froc? ’ He did not wait for a reply but marched forward with parade- ground precision.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Work you hard? ’ Polly had to consider this.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ye gods, that stuff is gruesome. ’ ‘ Are we in a forest or a jungle?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ye gods, what are you? ’ said the cavalryman, pulling her upright and looking at her as if she was some kind of exhibit.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yeah, an ’ all the lads I see coming back down the road walking hand in hand with Death, they probably overdid the celebrating, eh?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yeah, run out of fresh brains, ‘ ave yer? ’ said the corporal nastily.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, Lofty? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, Manickle? ’ ‘ I do have a petticoat in my pack, sir. ’ ‘ Good heavens!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, Parts? ’ said Strappi.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, Polly? ’ said Wazzer.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, Polly? ’ ‘ You ’ve got a direct line to the Duchess, have you? ’ ‘ We talk about things, ’ said Wazzer dreamily.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, Polly? ’ ‘ You ’ve got a direct line to the Duchess, have you? ’ ‘ We talk about things, ’ said Wazzer dreamily.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, Private Halter? ’ ‘ There ’s one thing you did n’t tell us, sarge, ’ said Tonker, lowering her hand.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, and if the sergeant vould be so kind as to move into the centre more, and raise those swords a little bit higher? ’ the vampire went on.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, but he wo n’t lithten, will he? ’ said Igorina.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, but is it working? ’ Maladict looked up and blinked his eyes.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, but what do you think, miss? ’ ‘ That ’s corporal, please. ’ ‘ Sorry, corporal.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, corp? ’ ‘ Any coffee in their packs? ’ ‘ Sorry, corp. Only tea. ’ ‘ Damn! ’ Maladict thumped the tree behind him.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, corp? ’ ‘ Any coffee in their packs? ’ ‘ Sorry, corp. Only tea. ’ ‘ Damn! ’ Maladict thumped the tree behind him.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, private? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, sarge? ’ ‘ I.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, what? ’ ‘ We ’re being signalled, sarge! ’ On a distant hilltop, twinkling like an early evening star, a white light was flashing.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ she quavered, and then cleared her throat and demanded, with a little more gruffness: ‘ Yes?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ she quavered, and then cleared her throat and demanded, with a little more gruffness: ‘ Yes?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ ‘ You do n’t believe in the Duchess, do you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes? ’ ‘ You do n’t believe in the Duchess, do you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yessir! ’ ‘ Really? ’ ‘ Yessir! ’ ‘ You do n’t want us to get you stinking drunk first?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yessir! ’ ‘ Really? ’ ‘ Yessir! ’ ‘ You do n’t want us to get you stinking drunk first?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yessir. ’ ‘ And is n’t that one a troll? ’ ‘ Yessir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yessir? ’ ‘ I ’m not a captain, you know. ’ ‘ Are you not? ’ said Jackrum, grinning.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yessir? ’ ‘ I ’m not a captain, you know. ’ ‘ Are you not? ’ said Jackrum, grinning.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yeth, Ozz. ’ ‘ Could you take a look at the rupert ’s hand next time we stop, please?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You all right, corporal? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You been here before, sarge? ’ said Shufti.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You can read and write, too? ’ said the sergeant, glancing up at them and then back to her.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You can tell us now, ca n’t you? ’ ‘ A quiet little place where our needs will be met, ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You did n’t cut your hair? ’ ‘ Actually, I just removed it, ’ said Igorina.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do have an officer, do n’t you? ’ ‘ Yeah, we ’ve got one somewhere, as I recall, ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do n’t know? ’ said de Worde.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do n’t know? ’ ‘ No, ’ said Blouse coldly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do, Perks, do you? ’ said Jackrum, with mock interest.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You had something to add, sergeant? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You had to bring it up, did n’t you? ’ he said hoarsely.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You have captured some of the enemy? ’ ‘ Not just me, sir, I only got two of ‘ em, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You k- kissed the D- Duchess on the b- bottom? ’ said Wazzer, horrified.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You knock next time, all right? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know how you can feel that someone ’s looking at you? ’ mumbled Maladict.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know what most of the milit’ry training is, Perks? ’ he went on.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know who we are? ’ ‘ The Tenth Foot, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know, ’ she said quietly, ‘ no one would hate you if you ran away tonight. ’ ‘ What do you mean, Ozz? ’ said Lofty.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You lied about your age? ’ ‘ Nosir! ’ ‘ Just patriotic duty, Perks? ’ There were lies, and then there were lies.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You lied about your age? ’ ‘ Nosir! ’ ‘ Just patriotic duty, Perks? ’ There were lies, and then there were lies.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You make your mark on this here document and kiss the Duchess and you ’re my little lad, you understand?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You mean they give aid and comfort to the enemy?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You realize I just have to shout? ’ ‘ So? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You realize I just have to shout? ’ ‘ So? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You really do n’t know? ’ Now Towering was laughing.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You really fought your way here and got in disguised as washerwomen? ’ ‘ Well, we were women, and we did some washing, ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You sure you ’ve come to the right place, sir? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You teach looting, sergeant? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You think so? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You want I should pull the head off f him?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You want us to talk to you, sir?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You were probably expecting a week or two in the training camp in Crotz, yes?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You will overlook it? ’ ‘ Careful, ’ said Polly, just loud enough for Tonker to hear.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You would be —? ’ he said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’d shoot your own officer? ’ said Towering.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’ll overlook it? ’ said Tonker.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re Tonker, right? ’ she said.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re a hallucination, right? ’ OH, YES.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re a looter? ’ ‘ No, corporal!
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re going to talk to him? ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re not telling me a bound man can overcome four of you, are you? ’ ‘ Oh, sugar! ’ said Polly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re sure? ’ ‘ Yes, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’ve been living off the land? ’ He ’d tugged a notebook out of his pocket and was scribbling in it with a pencil.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’ve got a sword now, have n’t you?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You, er, could n’t raise the question of coffee, could you? ’ said Polly wretchedly.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ You? ’ he said, disdain oozing from the word.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Your brother ’s name is Paul? ’ ‘ Yes! ’ ‘ We shall locate him, eventually.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Your concern for your men does you credit, sergeant, but it falls to us — ’ ‘ A famous last stand, sir? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Your name, lad? ’ said Jackrum.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Your real names, please? ’ ‘ Er.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ Your sweetheart? ’ ‘ Yes. ’ ‘ And you followed him into the army.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ cos I smiled at a Zlobenian trooper, sir! ’ ‘ Here? ’ ‘ In Drok, sir. ’ It was a town much nearer the border.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ pff Sergeant? ’ said Blouse.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ — take it lying down?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ — then those other two will get suspicious, wo n’t they?
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	‘ “ What ’s a girl like you doing in a place like this? ” and all that stuff.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	’ ‘ Not for several months, sir, I believe. ’ ‘ And poor little Private Goom? ’ ‘ A girl, sir.
Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett	“ Seek You ”, see?
go - Terry Pratchett	''I can see your house from up here?
go - Terry Pratchett	''The Place where the Sun Shineth Not?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What nephew of a camel cut the rigging?''
go - Terry Pratchett	, do you?'' go - Terry Pratchett , sir?
go - Terry Pratchett	Emergency Council?
go - Terry Pratchett	For the gods, Ankh – Morpork and amazing things Nobby''s mum can do with cheese?
go - Terry Pratchett	''''ere, are you one of ours, too?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''... she do?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''...   er... bingeley – bingeley beep?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''A Klatchian bigwig is coming here?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''A cigarette?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''A crown, was it?
go - Terry Pratchett	''A death warrant for his own brother... well, you ca n''t argue against that in court...''''What court?
go - Terry Pratchett	''A few square miles of uninhabited fertile ground with superb anchorage in an unsurpassed strategic position?
go - Terry Pratchett	''A nice roll – up and a wall to lean against?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''A rain of rain?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''A what?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''After Ossie was dead?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Against the KIatchians?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, really?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, well, that''s the trick, is n''t it?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, well, you should n''t take the law into your own hands – –''''Why not?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, you are a policeman, you notice such things –''''It''s hardly a concealed weapon, is it?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Ah... right...''''Where are we, Leonard?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Aha, yes, metaphorically it is –''''Has n''t this ship got a lifeboat?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''All of him?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''All quiet, Nobby?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''All right, Cheery, what''s happening?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''All right, all right, it was a joke, all right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''All right, but they''re Ankh – Morpork willies, see?
go - Terry Pratchett	''All right, lads, one more try, eh?
go - Terry Pratchett	''All right, what happened?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Already?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Alternative?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Am I being sacked, sergeant?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''An''it... weelll...''''Yes, sarge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And 71–hour Ahmed told you to keep us, did n''t he?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And D''regs object to a little thing like that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And I bet you brought enough for everybody, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And I suspect that in recent years a very lucrative market has been Klatch?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And Nobby?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And a thing you do exercises with –''''Oh gods...''''Sorry, miss?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And after last night –''''You thought you were being attacked again and grabbed the crossbow?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And did Fred tell you anything else?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And did you know that he winces when he hears you tell a direct lie?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And do the rest of you have any empty gestures to make?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And give them a victory over Ankh – Morpork forces?
go - Terry Pratchett	''And has all excess weight been thrown overboard?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And he too takes orders from you?
go - Terry Pratchett	''And how come they''ve got wood, may I ask?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And if he''s not your friend?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And it could be built?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And now you''ve hurried back to polish the silver?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And now?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And that last"ook''?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And that''ll be soon, will it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s Captain Carrot, is n''t it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s all you fellows know?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s it?
go - Terry Pratchett	''And the Corporal Nobbs?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And the Prince fell as you got to him?
go - Terry Pratchett	''And the next in seniority?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And the set of nested brass tables?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And then what happens?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And then?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And this suggests, does it not, that we should try to understand one another as much as possible?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And we can trade them some of the water for wood and flour, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And we''re about to set thousands of our countrymen against one another, are n''t we?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And we''re sorry for what?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And well?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And what did that mean to you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And what does the city care about that?
go - Terry Pratchett	''And what happened next?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And what is that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And what will you do, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And what''re these tin bowls supposed to be doing?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And what''s the most important thing a professional soldier wants not to happen to him?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And when they have found the simple truth, Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And when will it be your pleasure to let us go?
go - Terry Pratchett	''And who do you belong to?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And why are we going out to meet him before battle commences?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And why was he doing this?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And you could read this code, could you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And you have allowed this wholesale tax avoidance?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And you notice how he knew how to get on a camel?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And you say bought and sold?
go - Terry Pratchett	''And you will try to look dignified, wo n''t you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And you''re off to fight the screaming hordes in Klatch, are you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And you''ve got grapnels?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And you''ve recruited... how many?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And you, fat one?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And you, noble guardsman?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And you, too, Ahmed?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And"Toubleshooting: my owner keeps trying to drop me in the privy, what am I doing wrong?"
go - Terry Pratchett	''And, er, what would be the purpose of it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And, er... how were you thinking of doing that, Nobby?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And, let me see... the"Meteor"Automated Throwing Star Hurler, Decapitates at Twenty Paces, Money Back If Not Completely Decapitated?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''And... you''ve never thought of getting a job in Quirm or somewhere, have you?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Another dinner of limpets and seaweed?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Another one of yours?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Another prince?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Any news of my poor brother?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Any other street news you have n''t mentioned, captain?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Any volunteers to be the third man?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone finishing readin''dat thing yet?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone seen Vetinari?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone want a sardine?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Apart from him trying to kill one?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Apart from killing people and taking all their merchandise?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Apparently it''s a Doctorum Adamus cum Flabello Dulci – Is there something wrong, Sir Samuel?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are any of you Nubilians?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t you going to talk to the men, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t you supposed to tell me what I''m going to do?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are there people still in there?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are they?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are we entirely ready, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are we gaining on them?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are women involved?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you Goriff''s boy?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you Prince Cadram?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you Prince Khufarah?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, sir?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you any good with a pencil, captain?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you both stopping here or what?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you calling my nurse a liar, boy?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you feeling better?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you going out, Sam?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you going to fight them, Fred?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you going to moan and roll your eyes and stuff?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you going to tell me, sarge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you joking?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you making fun of me, Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you quite sane, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you taking this seriously, Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you taking this seriously, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you telling me,''the commander began slowly,''that you can persuade D''regs not to charge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you telling us that Ankh – Morpork is bankrupt?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you the Watch?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you the man Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Are you using some kind of aft –''– he corrected himself –''some kind of insteadofshave, Nobby?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''As we say in Klatch, this clown ’s in charge of an army? ’ Around the tent, the Klatchian generals suddenly went poker – faced.
go - Terry Pratchett	''At a time like this, what news is n''t?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''At least you will admit that the Seven Heroes of Hergen beat the Big – Footed People although outnumbered by a hundred to one?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Bad hat?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Beti?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Big drinker?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Bigger''n a cavern?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Bingeley – bingeley beep?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''But a wizard would n''t do it, surely?
go - Terry Pratchett	''But for now we will seek the shade of yonder caravanserai...''''What''re we doing?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''But how did they join?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''But if they leave here, who is going to protect them?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''But it is unwise to –''''You know what?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''But probably also a god on their side as well?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''But s''posing the Klatchians attack here?
go - Terry Pratchett	''But there are good ways for a man to die in bed, eh, Beti?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''But what can I do alone?
go - Terry Pratchett	''But what do we do before we part?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''But where, between Ankh- Morpork and Klatch, is there such a thing?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''But will you look at the size of this axe here?
go - Terry Pratchett	''But you were there too, were n''t you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''But you''d be amazed at what she could do with a bit of cheese...''''Yeah, all right, but that ai nt much of a battle cry, is it?
go - Terry Pratchett	''But – this is all wrong...''''What do you mean?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''But –''''''ere, have you got another one of these rockets?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''But... there''s military law, is n''t there?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''But...''he grinned again, but there was no humour in it,''how brave are you, Mr Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you do anything with her, sirs?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you go faster?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you see?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Call that gratitude?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Can I have a word, miss?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Can I see, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Can he see us?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Can we just say yes, Dad?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Can we make this quick?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Can we slow down a bit?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Can you climb, Mr Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Can you not even see that you ca n''t enrol... dwarfs and trolls in an Ankh – Morpork regiment?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Can you remember when we last had dinner together, Sam?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Can you see that light on the edge of the flames?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Can you smell smoke?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Can you, man?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Captain Carrot?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Captain Carrot?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Captain, I expect if you''d done it in a cellar at midnight his lordship would have said"Was n''t it rather dark down there?"
go - Terry Pratchett	''Captain, why are you wearing a white sheet?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Carpet?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Carrot,''said Vimes,''I do n''t wish to pry, but how, in the middle of a desert, did you find a football?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Carrot?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Carrot?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Cecil?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Centuries of war because a fly crapped in the wrong place?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Citing the –?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Class of water, Mr Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Clever, eh, sir?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Colon and Nobbs are investigating this?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Colon and Nobbs?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Commander Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Commander Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Commander, have you nothing you should be doing?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Cooking meals and keeping warm?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Corporal Nobbs?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Cos you –''''Are you winding me up, Corporal Nobbs?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Could we just assume for the moment that I have neglected my seaweed studies in recent years?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Could we just delay things a little?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''D''reg?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Dad?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Dad?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Dat was a lifeboat, was it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Dat''s a big thing kinda hooks on, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Decapitation?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Detritus, just you go along with Mr Jenkins here, will you?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Detritus, why the hell did you put them in the cells?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Detritus?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Detritus?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Detritus?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Dey been holding dere breath?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Dey''re usin''magic?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Dice?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Did Fred tell you where he said Rust could put his badge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Did I?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Did he do something after seventy – one hours?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Did he?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Did we win?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Did you find your arm?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Did you get the note about that book?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Did you have that one prepared, Nobby?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Did you know about this?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Did you know that, everybody?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Did you win?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Dis is der Riot Act and you''ve all got to read it, right?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Discussed it with him, have you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Do I normally look like a twerp?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t we pay our taxes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Do we know which country?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Do we?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Do you actually have a hurdle?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Do you have such a thing as a biscuit about you, sir?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Do you need a scarf?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Do you need an excuse to have a war?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Do you note the fine strands of Dropley''s Etoliated Bladderwrack?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think Ossie made a lot of apple pies?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think it can pedal?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Do you want me to put that on your To Do list?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Does a camel shit in the desert, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Does it?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Does n''t it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Does your wife do what she''s told, sergeant?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Dolphins again, you see?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Drag you?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Dragging it kicking and screaming into the Century of the Fruitbat?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Duke?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Dux Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Earrings?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Eh?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Eh?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Eleven eh em, Get Haircut... er... that''s right... is n''t it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er, captain?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er... anyone got a pencil?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er... are n''t we underneath already, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er... are you Mrs Cake?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er... big fat man, suit does n''t fit –''''The one who goes around with the sex maniac?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er... can we maybe go ashore under cover of cover?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er... right...''Vimes waved his arms helplessly,''Er... everyone fit and well?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er... rings?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er... what is it we''re going to do, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er... what is the right colour?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er... what is this thing called?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er... why do you want to keep it, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er... yeah... right... well, just you remember that, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er... you ca n''t tell if there''s a clove around, can you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er... you can tell the future, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er... you do n''t think, sir, since we have a little time in hand, we should look to the disposition of the men, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er... you had an inflatable donkey – –''''Can you think of any reason why I should go around with an inflatable donkey?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er..."How come Nobby ever got a job as a watchman?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Er...,''What did he say?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Everyone can tell me what to do, right?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Everyone''s OK?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Except you do n''t know what flogging the oggin means, do you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, are you the lady who is with the clowns?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, who are you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, your lordship?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me,''it said, in a tinny yet polite voice,''but this is Leshp, is n''t it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Fancy a pint?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Fast boat, was it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Feeding you well, are they?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Fighting under a flag of surrender?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Flowerpot?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''For Mrs Boos?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''For someone that does n''t like lying, Carrot, you can be quite devious, you know?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Forebodings?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Fred said all the glass was outside, did n''t he?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Fred, the finest tradition of the Watch is having a quiet smoke somewhere out of the wind at 3 a.m. Let''s not get carried away, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Fred?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Fresh from the desert?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Frightening, is it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Gargoyles?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Gngn?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Good evening, sir, I wonder if we could come in?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Good grief, what now?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Hah,''said the Dis – organizer,''really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Hammerhead?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Has anyone looked recently?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Has n''t young Forthright lit it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Has the city been told?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Have I told you that the Klatchian situation is intensely political?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Have they practised counter – marching?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Have they?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Have you been out in the sun?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Have you been playing with this hand?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Have you brought enough for everybody?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever had a hankering to go on the stage, Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Have you ever heard of the D''regs, my lord?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Have you gone mad, Ashal?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Have you got a towel?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Have you got someone in there?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Have you heard about the lost continent of Leshp?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Have you heard the one about the ki... the sultan who was afraid his wife... one of his wives... would be unfaithful to him while he was away?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Have you, in the past, floated around, on the sea, in a boat, at all?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''He killed someone?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''He told you to keep us here?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''He wanted time to get somewhere and do something, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''He was guilty of repeatedly being Klatchian, was n''t he?
go - Terry Pratchett	''He was shot from the University?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''He''s an Assassin, is he?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''He''s left?
go - Terry Pratchett	''He''s what?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Heard about me, have you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Here you are, Miss –?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Him too?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Him?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Him?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Hnh?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Honestly, Nobby, how''re you ever going to find out anything when you ask daft questions like that?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Hornett?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Hornett?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How about I take a few men and investigate, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How about Sto Lat and Pseudopolis and the other cities?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How can anyone sleep in this?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How can this be?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How can you mix them up?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How can you tell how I look?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How come dere''s dese kiff and kin on dere when it only just come up from under der water?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How come he joined?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How come you''re here, Willikins?
go - Terry Pratchett	''How could I know something like that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How did I get out?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How did they know we were here?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How did you do it?
go - Terry Pratchett	''How did you get on, Reg?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How did you know that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How did you –?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How do they feel about the merciful treatment of prisoners?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How do you feel?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know we did n''t have some driftwood on our side of the island?
go - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How do you mean?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How do you think Al learned what a donkey looks like?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How far is it to land?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How he wears the robes?
go - Terry Pratchett	''How long do you think they''ll spend working out the difference?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How long was he here?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How long, do you think?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How many people were there, constable?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How many were in this Klatchian patrol, sergeant?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How much do you reckon there is?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How should I know?
go - Terry Pratchett	''How should I know?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How sure are you?
go - Terry Pratchett	''How''d you do that, captain?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How''s your lad, then, Mr Goriff?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''How?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''However, some people might consider them to be unimaginative, stolid and... how can I put this?...
go - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Humans come with a manual?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Huthuthut?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I appear to have been a bit of a juggins, do n''t I?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I believe our ambasssador told me you had to leave the reception last week...?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I can, ca n''t I?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I did n''t mean –''''Have you ever ridden a camel before, Sir Samuel?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I do n''t know about you, but I could just do with a plate of sheep''s eyeballs, eh?
go - Terry Pratchett	''I do?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I had... in fact... bought them to... donate them... to …''''Yes?
go - Terry Pratchett	''I have?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I hear it has many fine – –''''Are you stupid?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I just ca n''t get the backof – the – throat sound to –''''But... you can understand what he said?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I learn language on...''Jabbar waved a hand vaguely,''you know, wooden ting, a camel of the sea –''''Boat?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, supposing people see me?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, who for?
go - Terry Pratchett	''I mean... would you go and bang your ear if he was chasing your lady in that ship?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I meant no offence, oh doe- eyed one –''''Oh?
go - Terry Pratchett	''I meant, have you ploughed the ocean waves at all?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I meant: why do n''t they like us now?
go - Terry Pratchett	''I never arranged anything like – Who told you –?
go - Terry Pratchett	''I said, why do n''t you check, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I think the current takes the driftwood to their side of the island, Dad –''''See?
go - Terry Pratchett	''I thought that was for drillin''into the bottom of enemy ships –''''What?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I thought:"Where do n''t I want to go?"
go - Terry Pratchett	''I was at a dinner in their embassy once, and do you know what they made me eat?
go - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder how far the barometer''s sunk?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder if you could help me with this word here?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder where his head is at?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I''LL CUT YER TONKER OFF''F YER YER GREASY – Oh, is that you, Sir Samuel?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I''ll give them to his lor – to him, shall I, Beti?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I''m bought and sold, are n''t I?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I''m not accepting – What?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I''m really getting good at this stupid idiot stuff, are n''t I?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I''m what?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''I''ve got to know... How did you... you know... get the donkey down?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''If I were to ask you why, you''d pretend not to understand?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''If his lordship goes, who''ll take over?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''If it was my style, people would know it''s me, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''If you gentlemen would care to step out with your hands up?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''If you say"Sir?"
go - Terry Pratchett	''If you would care to give the knives to my charming assistant Beti...''''Who?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''In that case perhaps Mr Al – jibla will throw me a few more?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''In that window... is n''t that someone up there?
go - Terry Pratchett	''In theory?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''In what court?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Incidentally, was that beautiful lady I saw just now your first wife?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Interesting, is it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Into the river?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is Lord Vetinari charged with anything?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is dat you, Cheery?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is dis me?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is he real?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is it a monster, – Dad?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is it all over?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t it"shiver my timbers"?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t that Mr Vimes''s butler?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t that man your butler?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t there some way we can cheer you up?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is n''t this fun?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is that a fact?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is that a prisoner you''ve got there?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is that all?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is that it?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is that what you''d prefer?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is that why you brought me here?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is that you, Corporal Littlebottom?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is that your demon diary?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is there a somewhere called Gebra?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is there any one which tells you what... you know, what it''s all about?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is there any other way?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is there anything else to be under, then, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is there honour among policemen?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is there some problem, sergeant?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is this a djinn?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is this nose ever wrong?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is this one still on my head?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is this politics, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is this some sort of a reward for them, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Is, er, there something wrong, dear?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''It happens often in your country, where dogs turn into naked women?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''It is very important that we learn the current whereabouts of Prince Cadram, do you understand?
go - Terry Pratchett	''It is?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''It is?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''It says"For a Glossy Coat"on the bottles I usually buy – What''s the matter?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''It was a guess, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''It''s Vimes, sir...''''Recruiting for the Watch?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''It''s a long way, is it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''It''s got rid of her, has n''t it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''It''s something like"Five pee em, At Sea,"yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''It''s working, is n''t it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Just like that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Just one boat?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Just passing through?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Just remember who''s the superior civilian around here, all right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Just run all that past me again, will you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Just try and act ladylike, will you, Nobby?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Kebab, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Keep what?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Kinda heavy thing?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Klatchian ones, for example?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Klatchistan, I believe – I''m sorry, did I say something funny?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Know much about Klatch?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Know the enemy, eh, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Lacking in intelligence?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Lady Sybil?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s call it intuition, shall we?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s try the unofficial way, shall we?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Like what?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Long time between noses, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Look, I''ll put mine on, all right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Look, they''re all on potatoes, see?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Look,''said the demon patiently,''You can have an appointment at any time, right?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Looks like there''s been a bit of an accident?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Lord Rust?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''May I have a word?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''May I have the tube back, corporal?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''May I suggest Ankh – Morpork?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''May we invite you to share our couscous?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Me, sir?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Men think war is better than women?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Messages were sent to... the embassy in code...''''To the old ambassador?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Mist?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Brunt?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Mr –?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Mrs Colon will like a stuffed camel hump, will she, sergeant?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Muh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Mwwf?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''My goodness, how did you know it was called that, my lord?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''My loins be full of fruit?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''My lord?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''My type?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Nailed them back?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Never happened?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''New in town, are we?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Nineish?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Nip out and grab one of those packs, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''No cookin'', remember?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''No more complaints?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''No more dandruff?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''No wimmin, remember?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''No, not that one...''''Er..."Always take into consideration the fact that you might be dead wrong,"sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''No, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''No, you really do n''t, do you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''No... problems, then?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Nobby –''''And you never see those kids of his with dirty clo –''''Nobby, you''re just trying to get me going, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Nobby, come up to the University in five minutes, will you?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Nobby?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Not brick – red, then?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Not decent ordinary stuff like lambs''fry or sweetbreads, then?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Not far enough, possibly?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Not like us, eh, Al?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Not torture?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Nothing going on at all?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Notice how it kind of wobbles when you move?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Now please can we come out?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Now, is n''t that an obvious clue?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Now, now, Stoolie, let''s help one another, shall we?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Now, what was you doing?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Now, you really ought to listen to your parents –''''Why?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Now... how do you make this thing go fast?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Nubilia?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''OK Carrot?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Object?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Of course you do, you must have been here, what, five, six years?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Of his own free will?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, did he?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, gods... so who''s the officer in charge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, gods...''''Sorry, sergeant?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, good grief, did I really call him a long streak of –?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, how can they resist, commander?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, it''s rolled over there... What''s the horrible smell?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, no – Sybil, could you wait outside?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, no... All right, what''s the time?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, please do n''t be concerned, anatomy is something of a passion with me –''''Is it?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, private armies?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, so he''s not the one who tells them to charge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, so you''d rather be a civilian, would you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, that?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, the choosy sort, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, there is honour among thieves, is there?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yeah, like our friend in the fez is getting the donkey down the stairs?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yes, I –''''What, of my... saddlery regions?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, you admit it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Old Stoneface again?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''On account of you bein''dead already?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''On top of what they paid?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''On what charge, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''On your shield?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''One of yours?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Only ours?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Ook eek ook?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Ook?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Or just a very slow digestive process?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Our most heavily fortified city?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Our plan?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Outwitted?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon me?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Payin''us to kill them?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Pearl necklace?
go - Terry Pratchett	''People trusted one another in them days, did n''t they, sarge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps he does n''t want you to be quite so helpful?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps the sea monster is clutching at our keel?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps you think you have a bigger army?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Piece of luck for you, – eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Please, what is he doing now?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Politics?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Precisely about nineish?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Prince Khufurah?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Prince?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Promise?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really bad dandruff?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Refereeing, perhaps?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Reg?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Regardless of the use to which they are going to be put?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Reinforcements, Lord Rust?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Release?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Remember all that business last year with the cabbages?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Right now?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Right now?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Room?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Run out of weapons?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Sailed?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Sam?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Sam?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Sarge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Sarge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Sarge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Says here a tiara, Reg, can we let –?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Second bowman, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''See all that stuff in the air?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''See the glass fell outside the window?
go - Terry Pratchett	''See this?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''See to this, will you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''See, sir?
go - Terry Pratchett	''See, wali?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Send someone along to Mundane Meals in Scandal Alley, will you?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Sergeant Colon?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''She''s not going to do any kind of dance, is she?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''She''s out there, is she?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Should n''t be any trouble to sort out, then?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Sink ships?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Sir, this is all right, is n''t it?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Sit?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Skinny little twerp, dresses like a clown?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Snowy Slopes?!''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So Mr Scoplett is in charge?
go - Terry Pratchett	''So are n''t you... you mean you can... you want to... captain, you intend to go and have a bit of a nap?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So he''s called Leonard and he''s from Quirm, so what?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So how do you know about it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So how exactly are they different from ours, then?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So perhaps Jabbar tells them when it''s wise to charge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So we''re your prisoners, Mr Jabbar?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So what does all that add up to?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So what does the maniac want to do?
go - Terry Pratchett	''So what''re you going to do when we catch them?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So why''s he called 71–hour Ahmed?
go - Terry Pratchett	''So you do n''t know how to fight?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So you have to know how to say things like"Give us all your money"?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So you think you''re fighting for your freedom?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So you – Under Leshp?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So, Constable Visit, there''s a god on our side, is there?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So, ’ he said,''are we going to have a scrap over this Leshp business or what?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So,''he said,''where''s the army these days?
go - Terry Pratchett	''So,''said the Prince,''you come in here armed, under a flag of peace?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So... how did you do it, then?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So... which particular deity is on our case?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So... you could n''t bore all the way through the hull, then?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So... you''re going to stop using it, are you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''So?
go - Terry Pratchett	''So?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Someone wishes to surrender?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Somethin''in der wind, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Something wrong with you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry, captain?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Speffic?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Sport as a substitute for war, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Still the same old Dibbler, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Still, he has n''t worked out who you are, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Stop here?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Such as?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Surely Rust is n''t already forcing Klatchians out of their homes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Surely not?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Swing my weight to one side?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Technically at war?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Tell me, sergeant, are you of a nautical persuasion?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Tell me, sergeant... in your long military career, did anyone ever consider promoting you to an officer?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Tell me,''Vetinari said, putting this paper aside as well,''you do n''t have any relatives in Klatch, do you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Ten dollars?
go - Terry Pratchett	''That could be a clue, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''That is a reason to field such a contemptible little army?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''That is –''''Could I offer you twenty camels for her?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''That long?
go - Terry Pratchett	''That part of it, is it?
go - Terry Pratchett	''That reminds me... did I tell you what I scud to Lord Rust?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''That works, does it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''That''ll – What''s this?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''That''s a Make – Things – Bigger device, is n''t it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''That''s better, surely?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''That''s him, is n''t it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''That''s what hieroglyphs are, is it?
go - Terry Pratchett	''That''s you, is n''t it?
go - Terry Pratchett	''That''s you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''That''s your master, is it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''That... that ca n''t be Vimes, can it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''That?
go - Terry Pratchett	''That?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''The Klatchian embassy is really on fire?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''The Patrician wants us?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''The Prid?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''The Shades?
go - Terry Pratchett	''The middle of the front or – –''''Gentlemen?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''The middle?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''The one with the Rooms To Let sign?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''The war is officially over, is it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''The"Great Leveller"Cart – Mounted Ten – Bank 500–pound Crossbow?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Their razor – sharp swords would n''t worry you, then?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Then let''s stop them now, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Then you''ll concede that Baron Mimbledrone single- handedly beat the armies of the Plum Pudding Country and ate their Sultana?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''There are big crimes and little crimes, is that it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''There is a problem?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''There''s always a know – all, right, Beti?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''There''s nowhere to turn at the top, right?
go - Terry Pratchett	''These messages... you''ve got them?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''They are?
go - Terry Pratchett	''They bloody move in right next to us and all we get is the stink of foreign food –''Why''s your mouth watering, Dad?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''They did n''t?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''They do n''t have trolls in Klatch, do they?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''They invented beer?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''They''re buildings, are n''t they?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''They''ve got one of those up at the University –,''Ur has a university?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''They... er... stole the paperwork as well...''''Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	''This is a trick?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''This is all right, is n''t it, Reg?
go - Terry Pratchett	''This place floats?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''To the palace?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Traffic?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Tree dace, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Tuesday, was n''t it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Two dollars a week, no pets, no cookin'', no wimmin after 6 a.m., if you do n''t want it thousands do, are you with the circus?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Unconditionally?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Under the command of someone whose fitness for it lies in the fact that he can afford to pay for a thousand funny hats?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Undercover means not getting stabbed and shot at, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Unless they were very neat – What''s the matter?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Us?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Us?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Use the Boat to sink ships?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Valerie?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Valiant action?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Very good, sir,''said Leiutenant Hornett,''but... you do n''t think the enemy might be expecting us there?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Very historic tradition?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Vetinari?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Vimes?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Was he acting alone?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Was she smiling?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Was that"How may I be of assistance, Captain Tuber?"''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Was there something you wished to say?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Washpot, are we talking miracles here?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Washpot, is it big enough to be folded into a boat that''ll save us all?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''We could help the desert tribes –''''Oh, you want to stay and fight?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''We could n''t let a foreign despot raise a hand to Ankh- Morpork, could we, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''We had to push the last one off, did n''t we.?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''We headin''for Klatch, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''We surely have superiority in weapons, Mr BurIeigh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''We were hoping to get an engagement at the Prince''s palace... Perhaps you could help?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''We''ll swing across on to them with our cutlasses in our teeth?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''We''re in a cave?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''We''re in a tin with no air and we''re supposed to eat cheese?
go - Terry Pratchett	''We''re not going to take their word for it, are we?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Weelll, yerss – but they do n''t do it properly –''''You mean runny ear – wax yellow with peas and currants in, like your mum used to do?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Well I''m their captive and they''ll have to do it to both of us, OK?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Well, I am the sergeant, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Well, I want you to''''Are n''t you Mr Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Well, no... but you know what?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Well, so long as it''s just sh –''''I''ve just been gettin''in touch with my softer side, all right?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Well, supposing we assume that someone did n''t pick up all the bits when they broke in?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Well, then... Verity Pushpram, nice girl, she runs the clam and cockle barrow in Rime Street?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Well, you –''''One that you would n''t mind explaining to your own dear mother?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Well... do you have many appointments?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Well... indeed...''''And I believe also that many of your students are, as it turns out, from Klatch and its neighbouring countries?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What about Stamina Thrum, in Elm Street?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What about mercenaries?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What about the Prince?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What about the Vimes manual, then?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What about the man, Fred?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What am I supposed to do with it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What are Nubilians?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What are them?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What are they gabblin''about?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing here?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What are you reading?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What are you talking about?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What are you thinking, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What can I say, sir?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What can a zombie catch?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What did he say?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What did he take the boat for?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What did they steal, Mr Jenkins?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What did you do as a civilian, lieutenant?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What did you just use, then?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What did you say it was called?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What did you think the big auger on the nose is for?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What dis word?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What do I do now?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What do they do to spies in Klatch, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think that is?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What do you want me to do with him, Mr Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What do you want, Nobby?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What does General Tacticus have to say about sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What does a potato want a disguise for?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What else did they do?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What else we got, sir?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What exactly do you mean by"your young lady"?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What for?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What for?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What for?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What happened back there?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What happened?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What if we do n''t read it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What is it, man?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What is it?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What is n''t?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What is that thing talking about?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What is this, Jenkins?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of weapon do you intend to make out of them?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What kind?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What man?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What now?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What shall I tell them, wali?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What ships have we commandeered?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What sort of example do you think he meant?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell are they up to?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell did she go on board for?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell does that mean?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell does that mean?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What the hells all this noise?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What was all that about?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What was it, Leonard?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What was that all about, s – Al?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What was that... lie you uttered about a murder?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What was the other thing... oh yes, I do n''t have to be dragged on a hurdle, do I?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What was your plan from here on?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What we doin''now, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What went wrong?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What will you be doing when the Klatchians are ravishing us in our beds?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What will you try to be?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What will you try to look?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What your name?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''d you go and say that for?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''re they looking for?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''re they, sarge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''re they?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''re we doing down here, sarge?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''re we going to do with the donkey, Al?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''re we going to use for wind, Dad?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you doing in Ankh – Morpork territorial waters, you camel – eating devil?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you doing out, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''re you going to do?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s a good Klatchian name for you, then?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s going on, you two?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening here, friend?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening, Dad?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s he doing now?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s he doing?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s he going to do?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s in it for the Klatchians?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s it you do?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that smell?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the meaning of this?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the other one?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the point of having appointments, then?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s the problem, sergeant?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this bit here, mister?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''s wrong with that?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What''ve we got to run for?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What, Smelly Slider?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What, before the battle''s officially declared?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What, even before we''ve caught them?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What, just like that, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What, just now?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What, leave Ankh – Morpork?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What, nowhere?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What, you mean... like a cavern?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Whatever possessed him to do such a daft thing?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''When''s he cometh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Where did you find it, Downspout?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Where did you get to with Vetinari, corporal?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Where did you put the family, sergeant?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Where does the word come from?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Where was the second bowman, Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Where would you like us to put the extra mast?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Where you from?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Where''m I supposed to go, then?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Where''re we going?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s Nubilia?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s the Prince now?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Where''ve you been, Sergeant Colon?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Where?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Which colours are these, Willikins?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Which of you said that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Which one of you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Which one?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who could have done such a thing?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who is out there?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who is the senior corporal in the Watch, Sir Samuel?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who is your boss, Sir Samuel?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who knows what lies on the floor of the sea, wali?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who knows where women go?,''Off you go, Beti,''said the Patrician.
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who the devil is making that infernal noise?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who the hell was he?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who told you there was a false panel in the hold?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who told you to fetch us?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who took him off?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who was Mr Hong?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who was it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who was she?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who would do that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who''re all these people?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s he?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s they?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s winning?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who, me?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Who?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Whose is this stuff?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Whose policeman are you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Whose squid are they, Dad?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Whose?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why are n''t they fighting us?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why are n''t we gaining on them?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why are our people going out there?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you carrying that huge book?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why ask?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why did n''t you say something?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why did you drag me here?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t I just stay and rip her throat out?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t our so – called masters listen to the voice of the people?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t we boil an anchor, then?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t we go and see?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t we rush''em, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t you check, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t you take some well – earned rest, Sir Samuel?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why do people follow him?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why do you ask, o full – of – gas one?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why does he have to shout?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why has Mr Ahmed got such a big curved sword slung on his back?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why is he called 71–hour Ahmed?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why me, sarge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why not let Vimes go?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why should I do that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why should I know?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why wo n''t you –?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why would he be paid in Klatchian wols?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why would they attack you now?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why''n''t we going home, Dad?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why''re we playing with this wheel?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why''re you picking your nose, sarge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why''ve you made them strip off?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why, Nobby?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why, Sam?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why, yes, sir, how did –?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Whyever not?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Will we go undercover again?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Will you join me?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Willikins?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Without a fight?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Without chewing?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Worse than in here?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Would it?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Would you care to tell me your problem?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like some coffee while you are considering your next move?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like to know about the appointments you missed?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Wow, dem damn Klatchians steals everything that ai n''t nailed down, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Wum?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Ye gods, do people really read this stuff?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, but I''m not supposed to be a flower of the desert, right?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah, they''ll laugh at the other foot then, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Mrs Spent?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Nobby?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Nobby?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Nobby?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Nobby?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Willikins?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but dat should n''t worry you, should it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but have you ever seen a gnoll with a brush and shovel?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but supposing I swing myself off?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, dear?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, lad?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, offendi?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sarge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sarge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sergeant?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sergeant?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sergeant?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, why is –''''You have n''t heard of him?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes... but... not like...''''And I suppose they represent the will of the people –''''That bunch?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes... sort of... but she must''ve got away when that creature turned up...''''So you left her in there?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yessir?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yessir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yessir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Yessir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You are jugglers, are you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You asked my wife?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You can persuade armed D''regs not to charge and you have a commander?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You can spot it, can you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You can tell me about appointments I do n''t know about?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You did tell Fred he was to send a bird if there was anything at all?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You did what?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t have minarets in Tar?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t know?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t see anything wrong with this picture?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You do?
go - Terry Pratchett	''You do?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You do?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You enrolled him, did you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You ever been to sea, sarge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You ever met a Klatchian, sarge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You feel comfortable with yourself?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You had expected the fire, then?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You have everything you require?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You have identified the assassin?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You have n''t any shackles, by any chance?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You have n''t fought D''regs before, sergeant?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You have not spent much time in Ankh – Morpork?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You hit it with a stick to make it stop?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You know they say every tiny part of your body is replaced every seven years?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You know what dat means?
go - Terry Pratchett	''You know what this flag is?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You know what this is?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You know where he is now, do n''t you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You know?
go - Terry Pratchett	''You mean Rust did n''t even wait to take on food?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You mean like... sledging, sort of thing?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You mean like:"To Do: Die"?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You mean people will say things like"What are they for?
go - Terry Pratchett	''You mean the kind of visit where you do n''t even stop to pack?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You mean they were all killed?
go - Terry Pratchett	''You mean you ca n''t spot it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You mean you ca n''t, sergeant?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You mean, he carries coconut shells around?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You mean, like they viciously attack you while cowardly running away after tasting cold steel?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You mean, ones that he found in the minaret?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You mean... they''ll think only a complete idiot would land there, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You murdered Snowy Slopes, did n''t you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You often meet your enemies before battle?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You physically checked it yourself, Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You promise not to run away?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You see up on der roofs dem little chickies and dragons and stuff?
go - Terry Pratchett	''You see?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You see?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You seriously think that you can arrest an army.?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You speak Klatchian?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You stopping, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You sure this is the right place, sarge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You sure we''re in the right spot, Dad?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You sure?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You think I am an educated barbarian?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You think someone broke in and then carefully put the glass outside?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You think you can handle this?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You thinking of returning to Ankh – Morpork at any time?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You told them it was n''t compulsory?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You too, captain?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You want I should go ad have a look at his boat?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You want me an''some of der boys go and sort out dat Rust later on?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You want to become a soldier?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You wanted me?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You were a... military man, were n''t you, Fred?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You were here, how could they –?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You will note that the soldiers behind me are also well armed?
go - Terry Pratchett	''You''d like to see me there, Sir Samuel?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You''d think if I''m a duke I would n''t have to wear all this damn silly outfit, would n''t you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You''ll be able to get to sleep, will you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You''ll be all right, will you?
go - Terry Pratchett	''You''re a watchman, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You''re going to let them play soldiers?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not really going to allow them to re – form the regiments, are you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You''re offering to change history?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You''re one of Rust''s men, are n''t you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You''re quite sure?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You''re really getting the hang of Klatch, are n''t you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You''ve had military experience, have you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''You?
go - Terry Pratchett	''You?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Your basic civilian would n''t think of that, right?
go - Terry Pratchett	''Your mother?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''Your people did check the Barbican, I assume?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''s Klatchian soil, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	''– – ordship would n''t give the whole thing away, would he?
go - Terry Pratchett	..''''Ships of the desert, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	..''''So he''s your boss, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	... Fur and tights... what kind of wear was that for a watchman?
go - Terry Pratchett	... Hah, Protecter of thee Kinge''s Piece indeed... he''d said to the old man who''d delivered it,''Which piece did you have in mind?''
go - Terry Pratchett	?"
go - Terry Pratchett	?''
go - Terry Pratchett	?''
go - Terry Pratchett	?''
go - Terry Pratchett	?''
go - Terry Pratchett	?''
go - Terry Pratchett	?''
go - Terry Pratchett	?''
go - Terry Pratchett	?''
go - Terry Pratchett	?''
go - Terry Pratchett	?''
go - Terry Pratchett	?''
go - Terry Pratchett	?''
go - Terry Pratchett	?''
go - Terry Pratchett	?''
go - Terry Pratchett	A certain lack of imagination?
go - Terry Pratchett	A court in Ankh – Morpork, perhaps?
go - Terry Pratchett	A distant tinny voice said:''Oh no...''And another tinny voice said:''What''s up, sarge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	A figure walked across the trampled sand near Gebra, and paused when a voice very near ground level said, hopefully,''Bingeley – bingeley beep?''
go - Terry Pratchett	A hwizard Wheeze, yes?
go - Terry Pratchett	A moon of someone''s delight should n''t kick up sparks when she walks, am I right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	A people who make curry out of something called curry powder and you think they ’re clever? ’ ‘ I reckon he ’s from Muntab.
go - Terry Pratchett	A statue to old Stoneface?''
go - Terry Pratchett	A tendency to rush to judgement?''
go - Terry Pratchett	A total victory, hey?
go - Terry Pratchett	After a while Les said,''Dad, what was – –?''
go - Terry Pratchett	After a while he said:''Where''s he gone now?''
go - Terry Pratchett	After a while, while she watched him crack open a sausage, he said,''Do we have any books on chivalry, dear?''
go - Terry Pratchett	After all, who was in charge?
go - Terry Pratchett	Against Vetinari?
go - Terry Pratchett	All right?
go - Terry Pratchett	All right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	All the lads have joined up?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Allow Klatchians the right to be scheming bastards, hmm?
go - Terry Pratchett	Although...''''Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	An ability to get out of their depth on a wet pavement?
go - Terry Pratchett	An''... er... if it was dropped a long time ago, on accounta bein''heavy, dat would n''t do us much good now?''
go - Terry Pratchett	And a lot of recently fallen masonry, so it looks as –''''I meant does he belong to any organization?
go - Terry Pratchett	And apologize, yes?
go - Terry Pratchett	And because that was the point, was n''t it?
go - Terry Pratchett	And dat poor bugger on der Fieves''Guild?
go - Terry Pratchett	And did n''t come out again?''
go - Terry Pratchett	And did you get your man, Sir Samuel?''
go - Terry Pratchett	And diplomatic talk?
go - Terry Pratchett	And do you know what?
go - Terry Pratchett	And dropping me in the dragon''s feeding bowl, that was accidental too, was it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	And every child knows, do they not, the story of the mere one hundred Ephebians who defeated the entire Tsortean army?
go - Terry Pratchett	And have everyone know we''ve been beaten?''
go - Terry Pratchett	And have you noticed how the Klatchian army is getting smaller?
go - Terry Pratchett	And if they resist, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	And is he a distant ancestor of the current Commander?
go - Terry Pratchett	And now, commander?''
go - Terry Pratchett	And people did n''t have to lock their doors, did they?''
go - Terry Pratchett	And said out of that corner:''What''s that little lump on Constable Flint''s head?''
go - Terry Pratchett	And some decent food?
go - Terry Pratchett	And the bigger the Watch gets the more there is to do, have you noticed that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	And the nose is far too pink''''Does n''t it make me look inconspicuous?''
go - Terry Pratchett	And then we deal on our terms, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	And then: why not him?
go - Terry Pratchett	And they know we''re not complete idiots, sir, and therefore that will be the last place they will be expecting us, d''y''see?
go - Terry Pratchett	And this?...
go - Terry Pratchett	And to whom will you show this proof, Sir Samuel?''
go - Terry Pratchett	And was he Commander of the Watch at the time?
go - Terry Pratchett	And we''ll go and look for them, will we, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	And yet''Two Klatchians, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	And you remember all that trouble Captain Jenkins had over that cargo of mutton?
go - Terry Pratchett	And, my lord, you are no longer allowed to say"What''re you lookin''at?"
go - Terry Pratchett	And...''korma''...?
go - Terry Pratchett	And?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Any questions?
go - Terry Pratchett	Any suggestion that he''s anti – Klatchian?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Anyone had any baksheesh lately?
go - Terry Pratchett	Anyone know the time?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Anyone who ca n''t hear me, please raise... all right, has anyone got a megaphone?
go - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, what was so special about special qualities''?
go - Terry Pratchett	Apparently the law was made in 1356 and it''s never been –''''Do you know why I sent Captain Carrot away just now, Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Appointment with 71–hour Ahmed, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Approximately?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t there some sort of brakes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Are there people in there?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Are you a houri?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Are you decent?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Are you eyeballing me, Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Are you suggesting someone''s stolen it?
go - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure you know where it is, man?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Are you telling me that I''ve got an appointment and I do n''t know about it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Arrest my Prince?
go - Terry Pratchett	As Vimes dabbed at his chin, the butler went on:''I should like to take this opportunity to raise a matter of some import, sir...''''Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	As he stepped out into Sator Square there were the jeers and various flatulent noises and murmurs of''Oozee then, oozee finkee izz?''
go - Terry Pratchett	At least I hope –''''Huh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Big army, is it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	But Ahmed continued:''– just another camel- driver with a towel on his head?
go - Terry Pratchett	But I''d heard he''d moved to Sto Lat –''In unison they said:''– where the dye comes from – –''''Is he good with a bow?''
go - Terry Pratchett	But can you see where the light is n''t?''
go - Terry Pratchett	But have you ever tried getting an animal to go backwards down a narrow staircase in the dark?
go - Terry Pratchett	But if you took a man who''d sit down and decide to start a war, what in the name of seven hells could you balance him with?
go - Terry Pratchett	But it could n''t really happen, could it?
go - Terry Pratchett	But surely, Angua would n''t –''You two, uh... you''re getting along OK, are you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	But that means we got to know where they are, see?''
go - Terry Pratchett	But they''d tried everything else, had n''t they?
go - Terry Pratchett	But we do n''t kill merchants, why should we kill merchants?
go - Terry Pratchett	But we might go to war to keep some damn island that''s only useful in case we have to go to war, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	But we should not let the prospect of being tortured to death dismay us, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	But what did that mean?
go - Terry Pratchett	But what else had anyone expected?
go - Terry Pratchett	But what is that to us?
go - Terry Pratchett	But who knows what has been disturbed by the rising of the new land?''
go - Terry Pratchett	But whose? ’ ‘ Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	But whose? ’ ‘ Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	But... very clever people in Klatch, are they?''
go - Terry Pratchett	By the way, do you think anyone saw you up there?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you get disqualified for that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you just say,"You got lots of cash and land but I''ve got a big sword so divvy up right now, chop chop?"
go - Terry Pratchett	Can you climb, Mr Vimes?
go - Terry Pratchett	Can you fly, Mr Vimes?
go - Terry Pratchett	Carrot''s voice could be heard outside, slightly muffled:''Now... can you all hear me?
go - Terry Pratchett	Carrot?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Carrot?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Check Wall Defences...''''See?
go - Terry Pratchett	Cold rings?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Could you bear to stop a moment, please?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Could you leave us, sir?
go - Terry Pratchett	Did anyone else see them?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Did he fit in?
go - Terry Pratchett	Did he get out?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Did he have to fit in?
go - Terry Pratchett	Did they think he was stupid?
go - Terry Pratchett	Did you mean what you just said then?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Did you not know?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Dimly, his mind assembled clues: the turban, the beard, the woman''s jewellery... ‘ Where did he come from?
go - Terry Pratchett	Do I look like a watchman?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you just sometimes want to sit down and cry?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you read Vetinari''work upside down when you''re standing in front of his desk?
go - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you want me to do that to all of''em?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Do we owe them money?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Do you know how to splice the mainbrace?
go - Terry Pratchett	Do you know the difference between port and starboard?
go - Terry Pratchett	Do you know, Mr Boggis of the Thieves''Guild was prepared to accept fifteen?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?
go - Terry Pratchett	Does Mr Dibbler still sell his horrible sausages inna bun in Treacle Mine Road?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Does Mr Vimes know you''re doing this?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Does Vetinari know this?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Does it often rain bedsteads out here?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Dust has been disturbed and –''''And you did n''t spot this, Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Er... and that gets me, er, a... what d''you call these blue squares, Len?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Er... sorry, miss?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Exercises?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Finally he said:''And, knowing this, people still take orders from him?''
go - Terry Pratchett	First,''cos when Captain Carrot said,"These chains, sir, what shall I do with them?"
go - Terry Pratchett	For... for people whose brains are n''t clever enough for numbers, see?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Found anything, Carrot?''
go - Terry Pratchett	General Tacticus?
go - Terry Pratchett	Good grief, he chews the stinking things...''Ah,''said the Prince,''you have n''t met 71–hour Ahmed?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Got any strawberry jam?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Had the man done anything to deserve it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Haha, you think I''m a watchman?
go - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone ever really found out what they eat?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone got any clothes that might fit?
go - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone got any cold water?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Have we got an adequate supply of sheeps''eyes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Have you any idea what happens to a ship that tries to – You have n''t got any idea, have you?
go - Terry Pratchett	Have you any idea?
go - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever been in a pub when everyone goes armed?
go - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever noticed the way in which the dew on roses –''''This bit here... what is it for?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever really watched him?
go - Terry Pratchett	Have you met them at all?''
go - Terry Pratchett	He added hopefully,''Is n''t it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	He heard one of them say,''What did he say again?''
go - Terry Pratchett	He said, in a faraway voice,''Your name''s going to be something like... Al – jibla or something, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	He toyed with some paper for a while and then said:''You do n''t mind what people call you, do you, Nobby?''
go - Terry Pratchett	He tried to make it out in the fading light:   ''AB HOC POSSUM VIDERE DOMUM TUUM''  Well...''domum tuum''was''your house'', was n''t it?
go - Terry Pratchett	He was still facing you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	He would n''t, would he?''
go - Terry Pratchett	He''d been at the soiree, had n''t he?
go - Terry Pratchett	Hey?
go - Terry Pratchett	Hey?''
go - Terry Pratchett	How can I tell you to warn me about things that no – one knows are going to happen?
go - Terry Pratchett	How could you deal with someone who thought like that?
go - Terry Pratchett	How did the man get up there when your people had so thoroughly checked everything last night?
go - Terry Pratchett	How many have we got now?
go - Terry Pratchett	How should I know how to talk diplomatically?
go - Terry Pratchett	How the hell did you get back so quickly?''
go - Terry Pratchett	How?''
go - Terry Pratchett	How?''
go - Terry Pratchett	I always thought he was very trust – –''''Detritus, oh yes, he –''''Nobby?
go - Terry Pratchett	I am here to help, right?
go - Terry Pratchett	I believe the word"assassin"actually comes from Klatch?''
go - Terry Pratchett	I can trust Angua, ca n''t I?''
go - Terry Pratchett	I end up at the bottom of the sea knee – deep in whale droppings?
go - Terry Pratchett	I keep myself dean, but they just find a way –''''Have you tried everything?''
go - Terry Pratchett	I m not going to add"Do you understand?"
go - Terry Pratchett	I mean, the kid in the book could breathe under the sea, so how was I to know?
go - Terry Pratchett	I mean, usually a white flag –''''Might as well show what we''re fighting for, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what you have to do if you''re a knight, say?
go - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what''re our long – term objectives here?''
go - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what''s it all about?
go - Terry Pratchett	I mean, who''s going to know, Dad?''
go - Terry Pratchett	I must have asked a dozen people that question this morning and, do you know?
go - Terry Pratchett	I said"What?"
go - Terry Pratchett	I think the swatches for the new uniforms should be in my office about now, it''s so important to look right on the battlefield, is n''t it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	I thought you said Fred and Nobby were investigating this?''
go - Terry Pratchett	I thought, good grief, this is what I''m supposed to carry?
go - Terry Pratchett	I thought, why do I chase stupid people into the mountains when I am part of a big crime?
go - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if I could suggest an alternative approach?''
go - Terry Pratchett	I wonder what happens to the unsuccessful ones?
go - Terry Pratchett	I wonder what they will think?''
go - Terry Pratchett	I wonder where he''s staying?''
go - Terry Pratchett	I''m from Ankh – MorporkAren''t I supposed to be at war with you?
go - Terry Pratchett	I''m gon na be really stoopid in Klatch,''cos a der heat, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	I''m not arresting anyone right now, you hear?
go - Terry Pratchett	I''m right, am l?''
go - Terry Pratchett	I''m sure you''ll get along splendidly once you get to know each other –''''I did n''t just see that, did I?''
go - Terry Pratchett	I''ve got a tattoo on my arm, right?
go - Terry Pratchett	I''ve got a use for a lot more of these –''''I meant what was it that Angua said?''
go - Terry Pratchett	I''ve got other people''s tattoos now?''
go - Terry Pratchett	If he ran –''Fred, could you just step up to my office?''
go - Terry Pratchett	If it was Us, what did that make Me?
go - Terry Pratchett	In that case I''ll shout...''''What now?''
go - Terry Pratchett	In wartime?
go - Terry Pratchett	Is it some kind of obscure joke?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Is it?
go - Terry Pratchett	Is it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t he too young?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t it nice that we all get along so well?
go - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that fascinating?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Is that understood?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Is the choir ready?
go - Terry Pratchett	Is there anything to eat?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Is this as cold as steel gets?''
go - Terry Pratchett	It being such an obvious landing site?''
go - Terry Pratchett	It did n''t have to mean he knew – –''Not hungry?''
go - Terry Pratchett	It glinted in the moonlight What damn good was something like this?
go - Terry Pratchett	It had sounded so... accurate...''What''s going to happen to you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	It is a natural resource, right?
go - Terry Pratchett	It is constantly being re – examined and re – evaluated, otherwise how would we be able to keep historians occupied?
go - Terry Pratchett	It looked foreign, with eyes painted on the prow,''Fished''ern all out, have you?
go - Terry Pratchett	It means if''n I reads it out and youse do n''t disb... disp... go away, der Watch can use deadly force, you unnerstand?''
go - Terry Pratchett	It was a trick, right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	It was n''t the sort of thing you came up with on the spur of the moment, was it?
go - Terry Pratchett	It worked... but how did it work?
go - Terry Pratchett	It''s full of people around this time, all very keen on the war and cheering our brave lads... Why do n''t we go along and put it to them?
go - Terry Pratchett	It''s hardly a skill, is it?
go - Terry Pratchett	It''s not coercion, is it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	It''s really all the same in the end, is n''t it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	It''s your future fro thinking about, my lad –''''Yes, but who cares who saw it first, Dad?
go - Terry Pratchett	Join a regiment and go to the front?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Just because I happen to be the woman around here I''m just supposed to accept it all, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Just talking?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Land''s heavier than water, right?
go - Terry Pratchett	Leonard has explained everything to you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Let''s go to the Bunch of Grapes then, all right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Let''s see, Acquiris...''"You get what you grab"?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Let''s –''''You''re not going to handcuff me?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Like al – cohol, see?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Look, if I can measure the wind speed –''''Then Leshp should be in this vicinity?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Look, sir, you''ve had a very trying time –''''But... arrest Vetinari?
go - Terry Pratchett	Look, you see this land?
go - Terry Pratchett	MR SLOPES?
go - Terry Pratchett	Macaroon?
go - Terry Pratchett	Magic?''
go - Terry Pratchett	May I ask your business this brisk morning?''
go - Terry Pratchett	May I persuade you to surrender?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Maybe Sto Lat?
go - Terry Pratchett	Maybe a coronet?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Maybe you could get chucked out of the peerage?
go - Terry Pratchett	More like a... big cavern?''
go - Terry Pratchett	More tea?
go - Terry Pratchett	Mr Vimes?
go - Terry Pratchett	My tent is –''''But... how can I put this?...
go - Terry Pratchett	My word, the coincidences just pile up, do n''t they?''
go - Terry Pratchett	NOT SOMEONE YOU KNOW?
go - Terry Pratchett	Narrowly Escape Assassination by Klatchian Spy?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Nevertheless, he saluted and said:''Lord Vetinari on his holidays, then?''
go - Terry Pratchett	No – one is treading on anyone else''s robes?
go - Terry Pratchett	No, officer, they were taller than that... How about this one?
go - Terry Pratchett	No, the way you can tell a Klatchian is, you look an''see if he uses a lot of words beginning with"al", right?
go - Terry Pratchett	Nobby?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Not dried fish offal and condemned meat, then?
go - Terry Pratchett	Nothing?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Now I want you, Hashel, and you, Vincent, to shake hands, right?
go - Terry Pratchett	Now can we come out, please?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Now – has anyone got any point they wish to make?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Now … where''s the egg?
go - Terry Pratchett	Now, let''s – Gavin, what''s that up your sleeve?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Now, where are these hostages?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Now... there was a message I had to give you... what was it now?...
go - Terry Pratchett	OK, Jabbar?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Oh?
go - Terry Pratchett	On the same side?''
go - Terry Pratchett	On your side of the island, is it?
go - Terry Pratchett	Once I had testimony from his servant, why wait even an hour?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Or Al – Khali?
go - Terry Pratchett	Or Quirm?
go - Terry Pratchett	Or a court here?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Otherwise, what was the point?
go - Terry Pratchett	Otherwise, what''s the point?
go - Terry Pratchett	Pardon?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps if he shaved it first...?
go - Terry Pratchett	Play amongst yourselves, will you?
go - Terry Pratchett	Practise often, do you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Pretty warm there, I think?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Prince Charming''s got a lot of troubles at home, has he?
go - Terry Pratchett	Pseudopolis, was n''t it?
go - Terry Pratchett	REALLY?
go - Terry Pratchett	Raining unquenchable fire down upon fellow humans?
go - Terry Pratchett	Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	Really?
go - Terry Pratchett	Really?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Really?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Really?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Responsibilities and so on?''
go - Terry Pratchett	SUCH AS?
go - Terry Pratchett	See my point?''
go - Terry Pratchett	See this?
go - Terry Pratchett	See this?''
go - Terry Pratchett	See what it says?
go - Terry Pratchett	See?
go - Terry Pratchett	See?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Sergeant Colon?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Shall I tell them to charge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Shall I tell you how I know you are a good man, Sir Samuel?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Shall we be going?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Shall we get on with it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Shampoo?
go - Terry Pratchett	She added, apparently to herself,''“ Come back with your shield or on it. ”''''I wonder if I can get the lady to give me any more?''
go - Terry Pratchett	She can be very helpful –''''Cheery, yes, certainly you can trust –''''Sergeant Detritus?
go - Terry Pratchett	Sink ships?
go - Terry Pratchett	Sink ships?
go - Terry Pratchett	Sir?
go - Terry Pratchett	So her turning into a wolf occasionally does n''t worry you?
go - Terry Pratchett	So it''s all prancing around wearing padded waistcoats and waving swords with knobs on the end so no – one''ll really get hurt, is n''t it?
go - Terry Pratchett	So that was the world, was it?
go - Terry Pratchett	So therefore any appointment exists in potentia –''''Where''s that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	So they can take the stuff back to the shop if it does n''t fit?''
go - Terry Pratchett	So they''ll have to come begging to us, right?
go - Terry Pratchett	So who''s winning?''
go - Terry Pratchett	So why not pinch the whole pad?
go - Terry Pratchett	So why?''
go - Terry Pratchett	So, if we go any deeper, they''ll be loweroglyphs?''
go - Terry Pratchett	So... how come it''s still there?''
go - Terry Pratchett	So... what colour am I?''
go - Terry Pratchett	So...... let''s assume that Ahmed was Khufurah''s servant or bodyguard, and he''d found out... No, how could that work?
go - Terry Pratchett	Some cardboard I could roll up?
go - Terry Pratchett	Someone threw a burning bottle through out window and then this beggar man rushed in and put it out! ’''What''d he say?
go - Terry Pratchett	Somewhere close in the wet darkness a voice shouted:''Why you not carrying lights, you second cousin of a jackal?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Spoils of war, right?
go - Terry Pratchett	Starting a war over a rock?
go - Terry Pratchett	Supposing, they said, someone printed a book on magic and then broke up the type again and used it for a book on, say, cookery?
go - Terry Pratchett	Surely you understand?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Surrender?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Sybil was an amazingly levelheaded woman, of course, and this sort of thing... She''d left it entirely up to him, had n''t she?...
go - Terry Pratchett	Tell me there''s no hard feelings?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Tell you what,''he added brightly,''why do n''t we all go along to Sator Square?
go - Terry Pratchett	That goes without say –''''Corporal Littlebottom?
go - Terry Pratchett	That one?
go - Terry Pratchett	That was how everyone reacted, was n''t it?
go - Terry Pratchett	That was n''t what was supposed to happen in deserts, was it?
go - Terry Pratchett	That was what the man was supposed to have said when he''d conquered... where?
go - Terry Pratchett	That''s not a very obvious clue, is it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	The demon mumbled to itself for a moment and then said,''Anyway, do you want to know your appointments for this evening?''
go - Terry Pratchett	The demon went silent for a moment, and then said:''You mean it should be on your To Do list?''
go - Terry Pratchett	The fact that they sank, right?
go - Terry Pratchett	The matter of traffic?''
go - Terry Pratchett	The men in good heart, are they?''
go - Terry Pratchett	The nice one?''
go - Terry Pratchett	The originals?
go - Terry Pratchett	The stressed be a lot dirtier without you and yours, eh, Stoolie?''
go - Terry Pratchett	The tide changing?''
go - Terry Pratchett	The voice behind them said,''Oh, dear, this wo n''t do at all, will it...?
go - Terry Pratchett	The war machine...''''Oh, that?
go - Terry Pratchett	Then Mr Goriff said:''We must leave the house?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Then Vimes said,''What?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Then an imperious voice said,''Why are n''t you in uniform, young man?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Then someone at the back said,''How much do we have to pay for her not to?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Then they all come runnin''out, right, an''they –''''Who were they?''
go - Terry Pratchett	There had been... some man?
go - Terry Pratchett	There''s a hint of silk in the air, and that''s what the strongest bowstrings are made of, is n''t it?
go - Terry Pratchett	There''s a message there, yes...''''Perhaps he was blackmailing whoever''s behind all this?''
go - Terry Pratchett	There''s a war on, remember?''
go - Terry Pratchett	They had to stop and come back, with mutual cries of''A kidnapper as well, eh?
go - Terry Pratchett	They want to kill you, you see, Ron?
go - Terry Pratchett	They wo n''t be expecting us there precisely because it is so obvious, d''y''see?''
go - Terry Pratchett	They''re laughing and chatting with you... in fact, one of them''s just handed you a drink...''''None of''ern are shouting or anything?''
go - Terry Pratchett	This means not asking for curry with swede and currants in it and refraining from ordering pints of Winkle''s Old Peculiar, do I make myself clear?''
go - Terry Pratchett	This sort of thing would n''t... Well, of course she would n''t, she... Of course she would, would n''t she?
go - Terry Pratchett	Those were his words?''
go - Terry Pratchett	To the, er... to the, er... docks...''''Special qualities, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Tradition?
go - Terry Pratchett	Traditional, see?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Treason?
go - Terry Pratchett	Trying to flog us our own dirty postcards?
go - Terry Pratchett	Very... floral, is n''t it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Vetinari''s terrier, eh?
go - Terry Pratchett	Vimes let his forehead wrinkle in honest perplexity''Sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Vimes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Visi, veneri, vamoosi, I visited, I caught an embarrassing disease, I ran away?
go - Terry Pratchett	WHAT KIND OF A THING ARE YOU?
go - Terry Pratchett	Walk in front of everyone?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Want to negotiate, eh, now we''ve got you over a barrel?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Warrior of Fortune?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Was he hanged and dismembered and buried in five graves?
go - Terry Pratchett	Was there anything you particularly wanted?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Was this the army that invaded your country, ma''am?
go - Terry Pratchett	We are just civilians, all right?''
go - Terry Pratchett	We do n''t kill people unless –''Ahmed?
go - Terry Pratchett	We''re not part of the big picture, right?
go - Terry Pratchett	Well, he was a gentleman, was n''t he?
go - Terry Pratchett	Well, it must be true what they say about men who like big weapons...''''And that is?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What about my arrest?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What about you, shah?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What can I do for – oh, yes, I asked about books on Klatch... Is that all?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What could Vimes recall?
go - Terry Pratchett	What d''you think he meant by that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What degree is that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What did it say?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What did you say?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What do I want to be on a camel for?
go - Terry Pratchett	What do you say to that, Vimes?
go - Terry Pratchett	What do you suggest?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What do you want me to do, shave my beard off?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What else is there?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What good''s that?
go - Terry Pratchett	What happened here? ’ ‘ Captain Carrot!
go - Terry Pratchett	What happened to the other one?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What harm do we do?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What have you got to say about that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What is her position vis a vis heavily armed, well prepared and excessively manned armies?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What is it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What is it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What is it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What is the point of arguing?
go - Terry Pratchett	What is the sense?
go - Terry Pratchett	What is your opinion?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What is?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What kind of a noble sentiment is that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What kind of law''s that, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What kind of name is 71–hour Ahmed?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What s your famous general got to say about it, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What shall I tell the lads, sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What shift are you on?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What sort of inconsequence is that for civilized people to war over?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What the hell are you doing?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What was I supposed to think?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What was it Ahmed had said?
go - Terry Pratchett	What was the main reason why he hated boats?
go - Terry Pratchett	What was the point of a message with no message?
go - Terry Pratchett	What were they supposed to be doing today?
go - Terry Pratchett	What were we fighting for?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What will they think when they see a soldier running towards them?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What you scratchin''for?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What''re they all here for?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What''s next on the list?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What''s so special about the extra hour?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What''s the horrible burning smell?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What''s the point of my making an effort?
go - Terry Pratchett	What''s there to stick on?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What''s this do?''
go - Terry Pratchett	What''s up with you?
go - Terry Pratchett	What?
go - Terry Pratchett	What?''
go - Terry Pratchett	When Ahmed tells you?
go - Terry Pratchett	When it comes to odours, you''re a bit... forthright …''''Ook?''
go - Terry Pratchett	When one of them comes screaming at you waving a sword, how do you spot his moral character?
go - Terry Pratchett	When push comes to shove?''
go - Terry Pratchett	When?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Where the hell had he dredged that from?
go - Terry Pratchett	Where will they attack?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Who are they to give me an order like that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Who cares?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Who is this man? ’ ‘ Er.
go - Terry Pratchett	Who would be so stupid as to use a joke like this as a spy? ’ ‘ Ankh- Morpork? ’ ‘ Oh, come on!
go - Terry Pratchett	Who would be so stupid as to use a joke like this as a spy? ’ ‘ Ankh- Morpork? ’ ‘ Oh, come on!
go - Terry Pratchett	Who would do a thing like this?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Who''d said it?
go - Terry Pratchett	Who''d tell him?
go - Terry Pratchett	Who''s looking relieved?
go - Terry Pratchett	Who''s looking worried?
go - Terry Pratchett	Who?
go - Terry Pratchett	Why 71–hour Ahmed?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Why all this drama?
go - Terry Pratchett	Why are we whispering?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t you tell me,''''Eightish: break up riot at Mundane Meals and stop Detritus shooting people,"eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Why is it just a bit of wood?
go - Terry Pratchett	Why lie?
go - Terry Pratchett	Why not a sword?
go - Terry Pratchett	Why not seven knives, then?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Why play cards with a shaved deck?
go - Terry Pratchett	Why should I have to tell you?
go - Terry Pratchett	Why should that be?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Why should we run away?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Why them?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Why would the Klatchians give him money to shoot a Klatchian?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Why''d you want to know?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Why?
go - Terry Pratchett	Will that make you all happy?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Will you be taking tea, sir?
go - Terry Pratchett	William, what are you eating?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Willikins?''
go - Terry Pratchett	With people on them?''
go - Terry Pratchett	With the arrow in his back?
go - Terry Pratchett	Without its captain?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Wonder where he''s going?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Would you be so kind?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Would you have believed me?
go - Terry Pratchett	Would you like a cigarette, Sir Samuel?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Would you like to come and talk with us?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Wuh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Yes?''
go - Terry Pratchett	You ca n''t just stand there and... good grief, whatever happened to diplomacy?''
go - Terry Pratchett	You can smell the colour?''
go - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t mind, do you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	You expect me to believe that?''
go - Terry Pratchett	You gentlemen in the back there?
go - Terry Pratchett	You know what I mean?''
go - Terry Pratchett	You see it?''
go - Terry Pratchett	You see this?''
go - Terry Pratchett	You thought he did?
go - Terry Pratchett	You were saying?''
go - Terry Pratchett	You were supposed to be guarding his brother, were n''t you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	You''d think a nail would work, would n''t you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Your brain''s working again?''
go - Terry Pratchett	Your first officer?''
go - Terry Pratchett	[ 6]''Smote?''
go - Terry Pratchett	and what''s this magazine...?
go - Terry Pratchett	before you fire, sir, or the other kind?''
go - Terry Pratchett	establish a beachhead?''
go - Terry Pratchett	female?''
go - Terry Pratchett	good morning?''
go - Terry Pratchett	how long do you think my legs are?''
go - Terry Pratchett	just because I''m going through a bit of an emotional wossname, eh?''
go - Terry Pratchett	just for a moment he wondered if he could grab and''How is your luck?''
go - Terry Pratchett	just so long as you give someone that scent soon, eh?
go - Terry Pratchett	lit is?''
go - Terry Pratchett	magnets?''
go - Terry Pratchett	possessed of an inbuilt disposition to accept the first explanation that presents itself and then bunk off somewhere for a quiet smoke?
go - Terry Pratchett	said a booming voice behind him,''I do n''t think you''ve met Prince Khufurah yet, have you?''
go - Terry Pratchett	sarge?''
go - Terry Pratchett	see?
go - Terry Pratchett	see?''
go - Terry Pratchett	ye gods, it was months since he''d had a good walk through the streets... lot of people about today... some parade on, was n''t there...?
go - Terry Pratchett	you mean?''
go - Terry Pratchett	you want us to enjoy your hospitality for some time?''
go - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did I just hear him say that, Faifal?
go - Terry Pratchett	‘ Excuse me, fat one, but can you understand what I am saying? ’''Yes,   it''s very tasty,''Colon hazarded.
go - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sir? ’?''
go - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sir? ’?''
go - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sir?''
go - Terry Pratchett	‘ Tell me … Do any of you gentlemen speak Klatchian? ’ said Prince Cadram, after the lengthy introductions.
d! - Terry Pratchett	Send your expatriate sons and daughters the familiar odour of home?
d! - Terry Pratchett	We found a club so a troll did it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	say?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''''scuse me,''said Cheery, teetering on a bar stool,` but what was all that about Tawneee?
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, but who watches you, your grace?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Bashfullsson... he''s the know- it- all dwarf, right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''By best you mean-?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Er... and does the painting talk?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Er... what, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Fwisup?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Grz dava''j?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Lance- Constable Horace Hitherto, sir?
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Lance- Constable Humpeding?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Methodia Rascal?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''More''n thirty years ago?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Now we''ve arrived, let''s have some light in here, shall we?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Pessimal?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Pop- Up For Alarms, remember?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''So it was stolen last night, then?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Uh, I do n''t think-''` Standing still and going to the toilet really, really quickly?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''What about this one, then?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Why''re you down here, anyway?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Wishy- washy?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Wwwouldn''t they be offered officer rank?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''Yessir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''cos a famous muriel like this is bound to be part of our national heritage, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	''cos he wo n''t let me put a foot wrong, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	''hWho can fathom the thought processes of the sadleah disturbed, sergeant?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	( Why?
d! - Terry Pratchett	.. What is it dey''s short of, Brick?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	..''Vimes glanced at Bashfullsson and mouthed the word` club?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	..''` What''s wrong?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	..''she began, and faded in the face of the task, ìs... Look, shall we have another drink?
d! - Terry Pratchett	..''Àre these from you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	..''Ìs that you, Sergeant Angua?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	... Why did we go into that mine?
d! - Terry Pratchett	... or Mr Shine''s Thud Academy?
d! - Terry Pratchett	... water dripping on a stone... Is that my cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	?
d! - Terry Pratchett	?
d! - Terry Pratchett	?
d! - Terry Pratchett	?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	A bit harder than pushing paper, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	A bit more than one cart a night?
d! - Terry Pratchett	A dead child?
d! - Terry Pratchett	A dead wife?
d! - Terry Pratchett	A few signs?
d! - Terry Pratchett	A games room?
d! - Terry Pratchett	A hundred miles in an hour, maybe?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	A painting with secrets?
d! - Terry Pratchett	A palace?
d! - Terry Pratchett	A picture full of dwarfs?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	A place inside the walls where the law does n''t run?
d! - Terry Pratchett	A pointer to a secret cave, perhaps?
d! - Terry Pratchett	A querulous, elderly female voice could be heard saying:` Johnny?
d! - Terry Pratchett	A row?
d! - Terry Pratchett	A sheep can look like a cow, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	A troll is accused of murdering a dwarf, at a time like this, and I would n''t be interested?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	A walking classic?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Across the whole length of the picture, dwarfs and trolls were locked in ferocious battle, hacking and smashing He thought: who''s missing?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Afraid of the dark?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	After all, that was why she was in the Watch, was n''t it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ai n''t dat so, Brick?
d! - Terry Pratchett	All the things he thought of saying, likèWho''s Daddy''s little boy, then?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	All those tunnels... what are they for?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Aloud, Vimes said, Ànd who are you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Am I?
d! - Terry Pratchett	An omen of what?
d! - Terry Pratchett	An, at the same time, your good sergeant dere, my of frien''Detritus, is goin''outside for a smoke, would dat be der case?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And actually the biscuits were pretty good, to tell you the truth- Ah, have you met Igor yet?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And also the numbers of timber and stone carts?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And do you know what this means?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And he thought: Let''s see what you believe, shall we?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And he''d be back soon, anyway... Òld men climbed down this?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And how come some mad young human artist a hundred years ago knew the secret of a battle fought thousands of years before?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And how far up?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And how should I address you, Mr Pessimal?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And is Fred Colon with you, or is that a stupid question?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And it depends on where the drops fall, right, Mr Shine?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And it would n''t be cowardice, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And neither have I. I say, this spying business is pretty clever, eh?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And she deserved the promotion, heavens know, but, he reminded himself, she''s from Uberwald, is n''t she?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And she wears more clothes than a lot of the women on the walls around here, so why be sniffy about it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And that''s what you''ve always wanted, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And the dwarfs really can make watertight tunnels?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And the other demands?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And the trolls?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And then the Low King summoned me and I thought, where''s the harm?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And then they''ll watch what you do, you see?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And there''s always one, is n''t there, that gets lost or flies the wrong way?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And they could see in the dark, too, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And we are considered weird?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And what about# 143:` The dark, in the dark, like a star in chains''?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And what had he sat on?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And what then, Mr Pessimal?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And what was this?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And when do I ever rip out a throat?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And why are you here now, you ugly snivelling grubbers?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And why dig in different directions?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And why would it be talking?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And you had to move the air around in a mine, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And you had to respect cultural traditions, did n''t you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And you know of Mrs Spudding what lives in New Cobblers?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And you wanted what, exactly?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And you, Cheery?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	And Ì just do n''t like vampires, okay?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And, in the meantime, shall we play a little game?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	And, oh dear, how to begin to explain the jerk syndrome?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Any good with a shield?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Any questions?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, what would he have done if something had said,` Yes!''?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, who says it was the voice of Bloodaxe doing the speaking?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Apart from being cubical, I assume?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ardent?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t we going rather fast, though?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t you community leaders?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t you rushing things?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Are you Commander Vimes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right, sir?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Are you really telling me I can not search a basement?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure every dwarf is on your side?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure he was murdered?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Are you two all right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Are you with me?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	As Carrot reached the door, Vimes added, Òne thing, captain?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	As they descended, Carrot said,` What powers this, please?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Astonishing proportions?
d! - Terry Pratchett	At least he had the decency not to say Àre you sure?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	At this time?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Bash one dwarf an''sneak out?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Because they''d reached the well?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Because you''ve got a werewolf and a vampire down here, understand?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Besides, hwhy steal it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Besides, where was the cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Besides, who''d be stupid enough to come down here?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Brick, was it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	But Captain Carrot was shiny, was he?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But I need you senior officers to tough it out, okay?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But Totally Slag had said the word wuz that the Watch wuz also after the troll who''d been down dat mine, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But all''s well that ends well, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But could we just, together, for a moment, proceed to my office and discuss matters?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	But deciding that murder could be kept in the family?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But he''d known that he was going to go, known for... how long?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But how would it get here?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But maybe it was some mystic ceremony, and who''d look for sense there?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But play down the Watch side, will you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But so what?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But some are...''` Mystical?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	But still must do things...` How''s our Mr Pessimal?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	But there''s something missing, yes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	But to what, exactly?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But was this a book for a city kid?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But werewolves?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But where does that lead?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But why here?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But why?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But you could get out as a wolf, could n''t you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	But you mean they scrawl it on walls?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	But you''re a magical creature, are n''t you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	But you''re not a deep- downer?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	But you''re to keep an eye on him, okay?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	But you, Doreen?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But... Ironfoundersson?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But... not the sharpest knife in the drawer?
d! - Terry Pratchett	But... what would he do, in the dwarfs''position?
d! - Terry Pratchett	By a dying dwarf?
d! - Terry Pratchett	By going out on to the street, walking up to the biggest troll you can see and shaking him warmly by the hand, maybe?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t talk to a man whose ear are froze, eh?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t you see where this is going?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Can I make it simple for you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Can I offer you refreshment?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Can you add up the other dockets?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Can you compare the number of dunny wagons leaving the city?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Can you compare them with last week''s?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Can you, er, go bats now?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Can you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Can you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Captain Carrot?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Carrot and Pony looked expectantly at the Patrician, who said: Ànd that''s a good thing, is it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Catnaps could get you by for a while, but sooner or later you need a solid eight hours, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Come on, Setha, I''ve known you for years, what do you say?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Commander Vimes, could you just... look at this, please?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Commander Vimes, is it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Commander?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Corporal Nobbs?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Could they have been that stupid?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Could they think that would mean for one moment that I''d stop?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Could we get them to do a bloody stamp?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Could you please comment upon this?
d! - Terry Pratchett	D''you know much about art, Nobby?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	D''you know, I can make this carriage go along for fifty yards on two wheels?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Dat mine wi''dem dwarfs, was dat real?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Death- defying high- speed chase, is it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Detected it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Did Sybil pack the food?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Did anyone believe that for one minute?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Did it come back?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Did it work?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Did the League know?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Did we do ours?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Did you dare deplore what Hamcrusher said, all that bile and ancient lies?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Did you hear a horse?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Did you know that Rascal wrote that sometimes in the night he heard screams?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Did you want me to be angry, Mr Helmclever?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Did you want the deep- downers here?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Did your lads know what they were digging for?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do any of us want them down here?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do dwarfs naturally salivate green?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t tell the Watch, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t tell the Watch?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do not... what do they call it... go spare?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do they think dwarf?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do you have guards on the other side of this door?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do you hear me?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do you know Mr John Smith?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do you know how many bats I have to become for my bodyweight?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do you know how to make it speak?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do you know what it means?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do you know who sent those dwarfs to my house?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do you not know that in darkness the eyes open wider?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do you remember anything about what happened?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do you think he''s looking for a war with us?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do you want a war?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Do you want a word with him?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Does he not understand?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Does he understand about that?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Does it look like an eye with a tail?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Does n''t anyone ever clean it out?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Does n''t the book say the secret of Koom Valley is in the painting?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Does she suffer from PIT?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Er, what are you doing down there, sarge?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Er... that... thing has left him, has it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Except it was n''t him, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Flowing water, smooth sand, hand- and footprints coming out of the water, one set only?
d! - Terry Pratchett	For Brick, everything went dar-` You wish me to believe,''said Lord Vetinari,` that Mr A. E. Pessimal single- handedly attacked a troll?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	For her nose?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Fred?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Freeing slaves, maybe?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Friend of yours?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Get to it, okay?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Gooseberry?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Got it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Got sent to the Free Hospital?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Got that, the pair of you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Got walloped on the back of the head last night?
d! - Terry Pratchett	HAS IT NEVER STRUCK YOU THAT THE CONCEPT OF A WRITTEN NARRATIVE IS SOMEWHAT STRANGE?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Had there been just a twinkle of blue and green specks?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Had they understood him?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Had they?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Haddock, nip along to Moon Pond Lane, will you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Hah, water trickling down your neck and odd noises in the shadows... well, that''s when we find out if we''ve got a real copper, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Hamcrusher''s dwarfs do n''t believe in the City Watch?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone seen the new Yan Rockhammer solid copper slingbacks?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Has sir by any chance gone sir- on- one with a troll before?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Have I broken some code, trodden on some ancient toe?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Have I got time these days to read reports?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Have you been driving fast again, young man?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever been up into the attics here, Sam?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Have you got anything more to tell me, captain?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Have you never seen it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Have you sealed off the scene of the crime yet?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	He added, in a voice tinged with reminiscence and despair: Ìt was better when there was just you and me and Nobby and the lad Carrot, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	He and Carrot turned questioning faces to Mr Pony, who shrugged and said, Èverything?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	He felt two sharp points pressed against his neck as Angua growled,` You want a wolf, do you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	He probably should n''t have brought in the wizards, but where was the choice?
d! - Terry Pratchett	He pulled out his sword, yelled, Ì wonder what''s down here?
d! - Terry Pratchett	He said,` Where''s Carrot?
d! - Terry Pratchett	He said: Ìs there anything you''d like to say to me, lance- constable?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	He settled instead on` Well?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	He tried to writèDid Rascal ever live in Empirical Crescent?
d! - Terry Pratchett	He was very worried, was n''t he?
d! - Terry Pratchett	He''d said it''d only inflame the situation, but how much worse could it get?
d! - Terry Pratchett	He''s a troll, is he?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	He''s hardly going to kill me by appointment, is he?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Head Banger, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	His heart beat faster, did it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Hmm... was this how Vetinari thought all the time?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Hmm?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Hovering in the air, unsaid, was: Where would you like to be in the next few days?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How about it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How are your ribs, by the way?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	How come I''ve never heard of them before?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	How come you know so much about dwarf signs, anyway?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	How could he be a stranger here?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How could it be the sky?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How did he know I''d be going?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How did they know the cube was here?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	How did you know he was the one we found?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	How do you like your new office?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	How does it come?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How far did the tunnels go?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How far do they go?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How far do those tunnels go?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How far down could they go?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How far down does ownership go, after all?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How far down?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How far out?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How fast could a bunch of old dwarfs travel?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How fast could those dwarfs travel?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How is that a crime?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	How many doors are there into this place?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	How may I assist you to solve it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	How much force is that?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	How much- Hold on, we know this, we know this, do n''t we?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How would he know if it was him?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How you manage to do it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	How''d you get the new paint off, though?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	How''s the arm?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	How?
d! - Terry Pratchett	I am Helmclever, and I am the... the nearest word is, perhaps,"daylight face"?
d! - Terry Pratchett	I am given to understand that the modern hWatch can learn a lot just by looking at the place where a thing was, is that not so?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	I bargain without an axe in my hand, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	I bet you''re saying to yourself ahah, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	I can tell a killing cove when I see one, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	I did mention about the Duke thing, did I?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	I do n''t know... something dwarf- made that speaks?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	I hope you on der case, Mister Vimes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	I know Otto will be there with his damn picture box, so when that door is wrenched open it''s going to be dwarfs doing it, okay?
d! - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what would really happen if there was proof that, say, the dwarfs ambushed the trolls?
d! - Terry Pratchett	I rather think that''s hwhy it was a burglareah, you see?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	I said: Are we agreed?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	I see, he thought, it seems that what we have here is a dozen monkeys and one organ grinder, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	I spotted it in the mine, and a dwarf called Helmclever scrawled it in some spilt coffee, and you know what?
d! - Terry Pratchett	I think you can do that?
d! - Terry Pratchett	I want to be useful:` Can you turn into a bat?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	I was probably mistaken then, was I?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	If it came to it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	If you''ve got a month to pinch a painting, why botch the job?
d! - Terry Pratchett	If you''ve got the box in your hand, is n''t that it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Important, maybe?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	In his own blood?
d! - Terry Pratchett	In soggy mud?
d! - Terry Pratchett	In the rush hour?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	In these areas, Nobby and Fred considered, there was n''t much peace, so it was a waste of effort to keep what little was left of it, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	In this?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is Lady Sybil happy to let you go?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is anyone going to believe that?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is everything all right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is he still breathing?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is it anything to do with grags sitting in a room surrounded by lighted candles?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is it possible, is it possible, that now, after that bastard''s bodyguards tried to kill my family, you''re here to complain?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t it a beautiful day?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that nice?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is numbers all it is?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is that acceptable?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is that all?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is that any way to behave?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is that my cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is that my cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is that my cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is that my cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is that my cow?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is that my daddy?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is that what all this is about?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is there a problem, sarge?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is this about the taka- taka?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is this art, too?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Is this place locked up at night, Mr Sir Reynold?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	It had not yet progressed to: what am Igoing to do about this?
d! - Terry Pratchett	It is a trick, is n''t it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	It is clear as anyt''ing dat der crazy dwarfs had a fight, or der of dwarf died o''bein''alive too long, or-''`-or you asked him a few questions?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	It means... sometimes a woman is so beautiful that any man with half a brain is n''t going to think of asking her out, okay?
d! - Terry Pratchett	It seemed like for ever, but had it seemed like for ever yesterday?
d! - Terry Pratchett	It seems like nearly all dwarfs are the wrong sort, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	It shows what the box is talking about?
d! - Terry Pratchett	It was called Where''s My Cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	It was n''t only dwarfs who were allowed to have them, was it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	It would n''t be much good if people like you could understand, right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	It''s a trick, yes?
d! - Terry Pratchett	It''s going to be about Captain Carrot, is n''t it...?,''I saw the way you were smiling at him!''
d! - Terry Pratchett	It''s just one of those decisions, okay?
d! - Terry Pratchett	It''s the Triple Corkscrew-''` Look, do n''t the management object to you coming in here?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Just a radish?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Just for one night, all right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Just lying there?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Just shapes, if you ca n''t see their wrists...` Why did they want to kill him?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Just stretching your wings?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Just the job for a vampire who fortuitously has arrived in the nick of time, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Keep her on?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Keep us away from towns and people, will you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Killed while doing his duty?
d! - Terry Pratchett	King Rhys turned in his seat, leaned across the two empty places and said to the Diamond King:` Do you think something has happened to them?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Koom Valley?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Last night... what had happenin''?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Let me think... Did we take it with us when we moved?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Let''s do this like coppers, okay?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Let''s do this, shall we?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Let''s do this, shall we?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Let''s find out, shall we?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Let''s go, shall we?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Like, perhaps, if they fight it enough times they''ll get it right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Like- a dress?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Listening for what?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Look, do you know there are people out there who will volunteer to be a vampire''s... dinner companion?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Look, stop trying to be logical about it, will you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Look, what is the secret of Koom Valley?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Magic men good?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Magic them into the cells?
d! - Terry Pratchett	May I also remind you that quite probably half the dwarfs who fought at Koom Valley were ladies?
d! - Terry Pratchett	May I see?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Maybe he Why the hell had he let go of that rope?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Maybe he ca n''t find the word for` stop talking''?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Maybe he... somehow painted some kind of code into the painting to say where the cube was?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Maybe she just did n''t care any more?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Maybe you got a more holy dark in the midst of light?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Methodia Rascal comes along, looking for... a nice view, or something, and he looks down and there it is?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Morgue?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Mr A. E. Pessimal attacked a troll?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Mr Ardent, are you there?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Mum''s the word, eh, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Must they be a dwarf?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	My advice to you, one guard to another, is to hop off smartly and speak to someone highe- further up the ladder, okay?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	No gold, no silver, no concessions?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	No harm done, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	No harm done, eh?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	No law against hanging around, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	No more Slab, Scrape, Slice, Slide, Slunkie, Slurp or Sliver for dis boy, right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	No one will notice extra paintings, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	No sharpened pennies in your cap tonight, Willikins?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	No way, Jose, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	No, hold on, what about dat time when he had dat bad Slab wot had bin cut wi''ammonium nitrate?
d! - Terry Pratchett	No?
d! - Terry Pratchett	No?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Nobby Nobbs and a dancer with big hair, a big smile and... general bigitigy?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Nor will I''` Where are your prisoners?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Not easy for her?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Not happy that some dwarf who''d been puttin''der bad word on the clans was offed by a troll?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Now off you-''` But I thought of something, eh?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Now, what needs to be done first?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Now... what do we look like?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Now: What Is A Cube?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Oh gods, this one really was attractive...` Really?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Oh yes?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Oh, and it''s Commander Vimes or sir, understand?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Oh, and two pairs of shoes, size six and... four and a half?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Oh, dese gennlemen behind me?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Oh, friendly and forward- looking are we now?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Oh, it might all be true, but how could you ever tell?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Okay, did the stairs creak?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Okay, he thought, but what is the plan, exactly?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Okay, you got as many of the little sods as possible in a defensive huddle, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Old stories?
d! - Terry Pratchett	On a locked door?
d! - Terry Pratchett	On der other hand... a dwarf would n''t know one troll from another, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	On the sedate journey into town, and because it was six o''clock, Vimes read Where''s My Cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	One evening, after a trying day, he''d tried the Vimes street version: Where''s my daddy?
d! - Terry Pratchett	One hundred and fifty- five disorientated bits of me?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Only a troll could have done it, agreed?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Or I could whistle one of your favourite tunes?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Or did you say` Well, I do n''t agree with him, of course, but he''s got a point''?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Out there where the axes and clubs are likely to be flying, or in here searching all the attics and cellars very, very carefully?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Page one started promisingly: Where''s my cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	People love a mystereah, do n''t they?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps the message was intended for humans?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you have a friend we could fetch?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps you would prefer the ever- popular Guess My Weight in Pigs?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Pessimal?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Pick your own copper from a chart?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Play silly buggers with me, will they?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Please?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Please?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Political assassination and all that sort of thing?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Pretty soon some people will be saying: who let all these dwarfs in here?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Providing it''s all done with style?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Quis custodiet ipsos custodes, er, qui custodes custodient?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Really?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Remember Special Constable Piggle, eh?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Remember the cabbage- scented stamp last month?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Remember?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Right now, who do I trust?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Rubbing out"A is for Apple"is a capital crime?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Rumours?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Sam Vimes killed a werewolf with his bare hands, and carries law with him like a lamp-''` Where did all that come from?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Saturday was Koom Valley Day and Ankh- Morpork was full of trolls and dwarfs, and you know what?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Say we''ve got good reason to ask?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Say` Watch, why do n''t you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Scrounge up a squad, will you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Seen this?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Shake hands with a vampire?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Shall I tell you what I''m going to do?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Shall we all be seated?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Shall we go up to the daylight?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	She insists: Ìs that safe?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	She just did n''t get it, did she?
d! - Terry Pratchett	She said if a commander of police can not take time off, who can?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	She said,` Let''s just get down there and get it done and get out, shall we?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	She said,` Yes, but what about Miss Pushpram?
d! - Terry Pratchett	She was our maths teacher, you know, she wore her hair in a bun with a pair of compasses and a ruler stuck in it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	She was the sergeant, was n''t she?
d! - Terry Pratchett	She worked in a strip club, did n''t she?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Should n''t they be screaming bloody murder?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Simple, eh?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Singing worms?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Sir?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Small man?
d! - Terry Pratchett	So act normal, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	So dis was his- Hey, wait, remember dat time you got lunched on Scrape an''your arms flew away?
d! - Terry Pratchett	So he asks her, because he figures, why not?
d! - Terry Pratchett	So he is dead, then?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	So what human would throw away a talking box worth a mountain of gold?
d! - Terry Pratchett	So why do I think it''s more important that I see the mysterious Mr Shine?
d! - Terry Pratchett	So why does it feel a bit chilly in here?
d! - Terry Pratchett	So why the painting?
d! - Terry Pratchett	So, Gooseberry, can you give me the same figures for every city gate?
d! - Terry Pratchett	So... a dwarf did it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	So... how did you get the vurms to form that sign?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	So... it all starts when they come here looking for this magic cube, which can speak...` Why did they come to the city?
d! - Terry Pratchett	So?
d! - Terry Pratchett	So?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	So?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Some little bit of stupidity to add to the mess of it that''s floating around the streets right now?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Some people would be asking: whose side are you on?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Some sixth sense made Vimes say: Òh, really?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Someone to help me answer der questions, right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Someone will tell me something: Ànd it''ll also be to your personal satisfaction?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Something about the positioning of some of the combatants?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Something in the records?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Something magical?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Something simple?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Suddenly they think it''s okay not to report a possible murder?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Surely people could go mad living in this murk?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Surviving the underground river?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Swamp monsters?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Tell me, Willikins, did you fight much when you were a kid?
d! - Terry Pratchett	That always helps the politics: Ànd the Summoning Dark?
d! - Terry Pratchett	That clay from Quarry Lane was planted, was n''t it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	That little walk by the river?
d! - Terry Pratchett	That look in his eyes... Is that my cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	That sort of thing happens all the time in Koom Va- Er, what are you doing, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	That was a dwarf under pressure if ever I saw one; he looked as if he was dying to tell me something... Where''s my cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	The King''s bodyguard?
d! - Terry Pratchett	The Temperance League?
d! - Terry Pratchett	The badge seems a bit heavy now, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	The brighter the light the blacker the shadow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	The caption is:"Any good on a stake- out, eh?"
d! - Terry Pratchett	The figure looked up, the light reflected red in its eyes, and growled: Ìs that my cow?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	The hall was bare, except for a few stacked boxes, and the air smelled of- What?
d! - Terry Pratchett	The innocent would have nothing to fear, d''you think?
d! - Terry Pratchett	The little devils must have some other ways in, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	The little... man with the spots?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	The miners?
d! - Terry Pratchett	The one who drew the sign in his own blood?
d! - Terry Pratchett	The one you said worked in a club, right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	The others?
d! - Terry Pratchett	The temple of a god who''d subsequently slipped everyone''s memory?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Then Angua said,` You know about the chickens?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Then Carrot said, Ìs that strictly legal, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Then Mr Shine said,` Shall I tell you what I think the dwarfs were looking for, Mister Vimes?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Then the author began to get to grips with their material: Where''s my cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Then the match was dropped on the cobbles, where it hissed out, and the figure said:` What are you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Then the words of Where''s My Cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Then you do deny it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	There are other types of moving, but what do you see so far?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	There arose an aroma of... pork pie?
d! - Terry Pratchett	There can be no harm in us just checking up on the health of brother Hamcrusher, can there?
d! - Terry Pratchett	There could be trolls up above?
d! - Terry Pratchett	There was no reason why the Watch should be passed over, was there?
d! - Terry Pratchett	There was some conversation down below, and then the voice said: Àre there women up there?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	There were cows down here?
d! - Terry Pratchett	There were trolls in the Watch, plenty of dwarfs, one werewolf, three golems, an Igor and, not least, Corporal Nobbs,[ 1] so why not a vampire?
d! - Terry Pratchett	There''s pole- dancing and table- dancing and stuff of that nature?
d! - Terry Pratchett	There- you ca n''t, can you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	They believe us, then, do they?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	They both have very good night vision, yes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	They come in all sorts of-,''Hold on, you mean that when they''re dug up there''s dwarf voices from millions of years ago?
d! - Terry Pratchett	They could keep up a cracking pace and change horses at every staging inn, could n''t they?
d! - Terry Pratchett	They could use broomsticks, could n''t they?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	They have dwarf bread?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	They were being led in circles, were they?
d! - Terry Pratchett	They would n''t throw it away because they''re grags, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	They''d clawed back some time, had n''t they?
d! - Terry Pratchett	They''d woken up feeling bad, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	They''ll believe in him all right, wo n''t they?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	This afternoon?
d! - Terry Pratchett	This had to be important, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	This is a bunch of concerned citizens trying to find their loved ones after a reported mining disaster, okay?
d! - Terry Pratchett	This is a game, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	This is about having a vampire in the Watch, is n''t it, sir?
d! - Terry Pratchett	This is where they found the body, then?
d! - Terry Pratchett	This time I die?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	This was a bloody cave, was n''t it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	This was only one man, after all, and the thought in many minds was: what is someone else going to do about this?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Those deep- downers murdered our dwarfs, remember?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Those dwarfs were obeying Ardent, were n''t they?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Time out for a little fun?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Time to stay brightly lit, maybe?
d! - Terry Pratchett	To learn, you know?
d! - Terry Pratchett	To someone like Tawneee, on whom the name Betty stuck like rocks to a ceiling?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Trolls do n''t clean their feet much, but walking mud all the way?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Try to wind me up, will they?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Turn them all into ferrets?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Two coppers injured in the entire damn affair, and he had to be one of them?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Two mouths said:` Well?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Two whole damn roads?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Underground, you say?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Understood?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Understood?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Very clean shoes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Vimes could think of nothing more to say than Ì will catch them: He did n''t say: Kill them?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Vimes stared at nothing for a moment and then said thoughtfully,` Does n''t one of our Specials work for the clacks company?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Vimes wrotèSPECIAL WORD?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Vimes''s mind always looked for connections, and came up with:` Who is Mr Shine?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Vimes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Vimes?,''Hmm?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Vimes?,''Hmm?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Voices from the past, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	WHAT, THEREFORE, IS THE POINT OF DELIBERATEDLY NOT KNOWING?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Walls falling down, houses cracking, that sort of thing?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Was Angua sure?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Was it a cube?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Was it witnessed?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Was n''t it worth it, sir?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Was that right for` Who watches the watcher that watches the watchmen?''?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Was that right for` Who watches the watcher that watches the watchmen?''?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Was there the crackle of glass being trodden on?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Was this their testament?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Wave a wand, eh, to find out who''s guilty, and what of?
d! - Terry Pratchett	We can knock on the door, ca n''t we?
d! - Terry Pratchett	We''ll need a couple of buckets of warm water and some towels, got that?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	We''re not really going to be stuck here like the meat in a sandwich, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Well, I''m going to be Vimes, and Vimes reads Where''s My Cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Well, anything can look like you want it to if you''re wound up enough, yes?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Well, er... how may I help you, Sam?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Well, she had n''t gone for his throat yet, had she?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Well, they were just sad monsters, were n''t they?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Well, what are you all waiting around for?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Well, who''d have thought it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Were dey mad?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Were there any casualties in the battle?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Were you in a gang or anything?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Were you leading them?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Were you saying that these dwarfs were killed by some... thing from the well?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What about that, Vimes?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What am I left with?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What are Devices and why do you pronounce the capital D?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What are they looking for?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What bits did he see, what bits did he do, what bits in der thumpin'', scaldin''cauldron of his brain were real?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What can I do for you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What can I say?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What could she prove?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What der hell, they decided, it was n''t a troll and dat was what it was all about, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What did dey always say?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What did the poor bugger do?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What did they expect?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What did we do with the bloody things in the end?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What did you bring to my city?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What did you think of Nobby''s girlfriend?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What do they look like?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What do you believe in?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What do you know about that?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What do you know?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What do you think, boys and girls?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What do you think?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What do you think?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What do you want me to do, force them to join the force?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What good has it done this poor devil?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What good would you be against a mob?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What had really happened, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What had this place been?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What have you got to say?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What healing power?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What is important?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What is it good for?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What is it good for?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What is the taka- taka?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What kind of creature defines itself by hatred?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What kind of question is that to ask me?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What makes you think that?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What powers it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What proof is there that this is the voice of Bloodaxe?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What right- thinking dwarf could possibly believe anything else?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What shall I do with the other hand?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What sort of answer is that?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What talks underground?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What the hell good''s a report?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What the hell''s been happening?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What was he doing?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What was lying on his foot?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What was so bad to hear that you killed the poor devils who heard it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What was this place?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What was this?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What were you thinking?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What would Young Sam remember?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What would be the point?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What would she be doing here?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What would they have done if the dwarf had shaken his head?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What''ll I tell his parents?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What''re you doing with that body?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What''s a galler rear?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What''s happening with the dwarfs?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What''s that one that looks really sheer on the left- hand side?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What''s the next cocktail on the menu?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What''s the problem?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	What/ who am I?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What?
d! - Terry Pratchett	What?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	When did Lord Vetinari sleep?
d! - Terry Pratchett	When did you last get some proper sleep, Vimes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	When she was close enough for conversation, Vimes said, Ì''ve come here to-''` Do you believe in the healing power of crystals, young man?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	When there was that, er,"disturbance"?
d! - Terry Pratchett	When was it ever easy for me?
d! - Terry Pratchett	When we were at that meeting?
d! - Terry Pratchett	When would he ever hear these noises?
d! - Terry Pratchett	When you sinkin''to where you was cookin''up Scrape you was so low even der cockroaches had to bend down to spitting on you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Where did I see one of those Thud boards recently?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Where the box is?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Where to hide the cube safely?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Where was der harm in dat?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Where was the horse, then?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Where was the logic?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Where was the sense?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Where were you yesterday?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Where would we be if Commander Vimes relied on magic, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Where''d that troll come from?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Where''s Fred?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Where''s my cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Where''s my cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Where''s my cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Which bits of his body were n''t aching?
d! - Terry Pratchett	While we''re alone, captain, can I mention something else?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Who are you to stop me?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Who cared what dwarfs did to one another?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Who cares about one dwarf?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Who could plan for anything like that?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Who else is down here?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Who knows what old evil exists in the deep darkness under the mountains?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Who knows where all the tunnels go?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Who knows who wanted what?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Who lived in Quarry Lane?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Who told them?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Who told you this?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Who was this doing the asking, and why was he wrapped in a blue shawl with ducks on it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Who watches the watchmen?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Who watches the watchmen?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Who were the dwarfs in the mobs, then?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Who won the first battle of Koom Valley?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Whoever is speaking has just said:"Art thys thyng workyng?"''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t I think of that?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t Mister Vimes hold out?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t we find it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t we know about it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why did n''t we spot it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why did you do that?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why do n''t they just float out of the yard?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why have we stopped?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why in gods''names is a girly show likely to contain a beetroot?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why not set an example?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why should I listen to advice from a vampire?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why should we allow such a violation?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why should you care about a slushed- out gutter troll?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why was he trying to persuade himself?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why were there all these grinning animals?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why worry about an extra raindrop?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why would he think the troll was still here, after all that time?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why would you believe what was said?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why you go on askin''questions?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why''d it kill him?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why''d it make dwarfs want to kill one another?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Why?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Wi''the dwarfs you have pussy feet, must not upset''em, oh no, but what you do if dey was trolls, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Will an apple do?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Will he swear a statement?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Will it affect us down here?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Will they spot she''s a vampire?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Will you take one of my lads, commander?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	With his teeth, sir:` Mr A. E. Pessimal?
d! - Terry Pratchett	With one body?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Wo n''t he help us?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Would Carrot be given access to a crime scene that had not been interfered with in any way?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Would a cube last that long?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Would a minute have mattered?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Would he have dared do that?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Would it mean anything?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Would that be an economic use of my time?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Would you care to step inside?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Would you like to hear how my day went?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ye gods, what does he think I am?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Yes, that is a fact, but poking holes in citizens is Watch brutality, and we do n''t want any of that now, do we?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Yes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	You are aware of the concept of metamorphorical rock?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	You are sure?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You ca n''t bribe Sam Vimes, but why bother when you can pull the wool over his eyes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	You ca n''t switch off your nose, can you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You can always find an excuse that your side will accept, and who cares what the enemy thinks?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You cut the muriel up into bits the size of ordinary paintings, okay?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You did n''t move anything, did you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	You fink that make me happy?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You go an''find a place to lie down and watch der pretty pitchurs, suddenly you''re in dis dwarf hole?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You have got it sorted, have n''t you, Mister Vimes?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You have many Devices?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	You know about this, Fred?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	You know how der kids are all wound up?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You know something about this cavern, yes?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You know that the troll and dwarf population here has grown enormously under Vetinari: Àll right, but if you''re king, ca n''t you just make peace?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	You know what a pantograph is, do n''t you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You know?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You mean"Two Swords"?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	You really assume a troll did it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You see your people looking at you and wondering whose side you''re on, yes?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You think that you should stay at home to make sure your of mum is okay?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You thought Slab was bad?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You took the King''s Shilling, remember?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You watch where I''m putting my feet too, will you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	You were afraid that if you did I''d say you''d used force, remember?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	You were listening?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	You will be travelling alone?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	You wondered if someone was trapped, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You would n''t try keeping sheep in places where all the sheep got eaten by wolves, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You''re not going down, are you, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	You''re not going runnin''after a coprolite like Chrysoprase, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	You''re not related to the Helmclevers in Tallow Lane, are you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	You''re prepared to start a war in my city with a piece of flim- flam like that?
d! - Terry Pratchett	You''ve never played it at all?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	[ 1] Sally?
d! - Terry Pratchett	[ 1]` Like a folk hero?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` B- but ca n''t you just, er, leave them to it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Because you are a policeman, perhaps?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Begging your pardon, sir, but what business would it be of his?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Believe?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Besides, I''ll be perfectly safe if- What?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Better dead drunk than just dead, eh?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Betty being-?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Big place like this, full of attics and cellars and odd corners, well, why not stash it away and wait a while?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Breakfast, Mr Bashfullsson?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Burglar rear?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Busy night?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` But I think there is a little matter of forward planning you may have overlooked...''` Really, sir?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` But I thought the Watch was-''` Look, it''s nothing to do with what you... what we are, okay?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` But I thought they''d been scrapping since time began?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` But den I ask, a troll gets into a nest o''dem lousy deepdowners and lays out jus''one?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` But have we sealed it in here with us?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` But he''s seen you when you''re wolf- shaped, has n''t he?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` But how could he keep it a secret?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` But hwhy?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` But hwhy?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` But it''s on two conditions, okay?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` But not if the dwarfs were merely investigating why a copper from AnkhMorpork was chasing some fleeing criminals into the caves, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` But this other one is?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` But without, I imagine, any significant hocus- pocus?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` But you are an agent of the Low King, are n''t you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` But you say we can go through here, at least?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` But... spies?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` By the way, Mr Bashfullsson, what kind of dwarf does n''t carry an axe?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` By the way, er, Sally... will you be all right if we view the body?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` By the way, how did it go in Turn Again Lane?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` By the way, what did you wash your hair in?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Can I do that?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Can I have a word, lance- constable?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Can I mention something else, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Can we agree for now that you ca n''t?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Can we not?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Can you read them, sergeant?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Can you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Captain,''he said,` send someone to find that dwarf Grag Bashfullsson, will you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Care?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Carrot Ironfoundersson?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Carrot, would n''t we know if something like that had happened?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Come to get a picture of a jolly good riot, have you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Commander Vimes?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Commander Vimes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Corporal Nobbs, did you obtain that precious thing I asked you to acquire?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Could I have a word, pers''nal?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Could be?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Could that be a troll who knows some very powerful dwarfs?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Could they use a cello?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Could we try braking?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Could you do me a really big favour, please, and take these back up to the Pink PussyCat Club?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Could you keep it down a bit, Archchancellor?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Crime?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Crumble?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Dat''s der- You know, fur, big ears-''` Bunny?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Defending yourself from a totalitarian aggressor?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Der big dwarf?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Dere jus''you and me here, okay?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Detritus?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Did I say I was going to Koom Valley?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Did I say something wrong?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Did John Not- A- Vampire- At- All Smith and Doreen Winkings put you up to this?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Did it mention I took personal charge?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Did n''t know what''d hit''em, eh?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Did n''t you complain?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Did n''t you see the body?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Did we know about this?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Did what?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Did you find the thing I asked you to look for?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Did you have a plan for the next bit?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Did you hear me?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Did you know that was going to happen?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Dis place jus''right for troll, but for you it freezes der brass monkey, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Discussing?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Do n''t they get blocked up?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Do n''t we, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Do n''t you understand?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Do they look like trouble?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Do they record that two officers had to be taken to the Free Hospital, one of them quite badly hurt?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Do you clean stubborn surfaces with it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Do you deny it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Do you have something for me?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Do you know what that sign means?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Do you know why?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Do you like what''s been stirred up?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Do you remember when we last went on holiday, Sam?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Do you still have a route to the Low King?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Do you think it cares?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Do you think this thing could jump fences?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Do you want a lawyer?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Does Vetinari know?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Does anyone here know what this means?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Does anyone know why he put it in the wrong place, then?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Does n''t that strike you as odd, captain?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Does that sound very interesting to you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Does- Did n''t he have a brother in the Watch?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Dwarfs digging around in Koom Valley?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Feel that?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Follow him, captain?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` For a bit of wood with a nail in it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` For a cube?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Forty tons?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Fox in a henhouse?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Fred and Nobby did take the horses up to the valley, did n''t they?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Fred, do you mean something''s happening?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Freedom to pour oil on a flame, d''you mean?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Freedom?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Give me a hand with this, will you, Cheery?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Glad you joined, lance- constable?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Go and tell your boss I might choose to wander that way, will you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Good man in a melee, eh?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Good, but get back in the box, will you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Got a convenient bit of wall in mind, then?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Grag Hamcrusher ordered it:` Why?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Green and blue?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Green?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Has Sergeant Detritus explained to you why he calls it a one- step programme, Brick?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Has he ever seen you without your uniform?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Has he shown you the tricks he can do with his spots?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Hauling trucks?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Have n''t you ever just gone into a bar and had a drink with a man?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Have you heard of Mr Shine, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Have you one in mind, Nobby?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` He gets Right 5c only if we''ve got Teatime Assortment:` Can he walk?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` He just happened to wander in and stumble across Hamcrusher?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Helmclever?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Here, sarge, what''s he going on about?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Here, want to see my wheelie?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Hey, why do n''t you try that on stage?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Him?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Hmm?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How about a game of Splong!TM, specially devised for the Mark Five?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How about inside the frame that''s there already, sarge?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How about that?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How are you going to find out who murdered Hamcrusher?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How are you going to get past locked doors?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How are you going to stop me?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How can we help you, commander?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How did he find you, Mr Brick?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How did it go?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How did tha- he get past my guards?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How did you get here so quick?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How did you know about that, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How did you know it wath me, thur?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How did you know?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How did you work that out, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How do I stop you doing that?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How do you know all this?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How do you know that, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How do you know this?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How do you know?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How far do all these tunnels run?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How far down are we?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How is he?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How is young Brick?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How large are your diggings here?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How long are we going to have to do this, sarge?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How long is this going to take?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How long will it take you to teach me to play?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How many are we talking about here?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How much gas did they expect to find in Ankh- Morpork?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How''s Angua?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` How?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Just like that?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Just remember that there''s our people around you, will you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Just remember you''re a copper, will you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Just those two, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` K''zakra''j?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Know about what, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Know how to use a sword, Acting- Constable Pessimal?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Koom Valley?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Let''s just say I think it''s an earnest of good intent, shall we?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Let''s just say that his reasonable request is best granted, shall we, sire?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Let''s say, then, that should the mood take you to go to Koom Valley, you will take me?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Like what, exactly?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Like, that it''s gone?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Look, I know this is getting us all down, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Look, I want to get this clear, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Look, I''m dealing with it, all right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Look, I''ve been through all this, understand?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Look, Mister Vimes, he Mr Shine, okay?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Look, do n''t you have some kind of a name?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Look, go on home, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Lord Vetinari, ruler of the city, may I present Mr Pony of the Artificers''Guild?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Lucky for the troll, was n''t it, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Mad how?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Make sure the word gets out, will you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` May I be there when you question him?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` May I suggest that once we are through Quirm we head straight across the grass country?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Might I enquire, Vimes, why one of my most conscientious and most decidedly civilian clerks was in a position to do this?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Might be dead?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` More candles?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` More important than this?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` More likely to be biscuits, then?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Mr Bashfullsson?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Mr Brick, tell me how you got into the mine, will you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Mr Brick?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Mr Pessimal?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Mr Shine?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Mr Shine?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Mr who?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` My dear Mr Pessimal, what have I been thinking of?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` My goodness, how can you tell?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` My word, has it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Name, Insert Name Here?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Nearly a nasty accident, was it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Nevertheless, it''s truncheons only tonight, Andy, unless I give any other order, okay?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Nice?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` No one is to follow Mr Shine, understood?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` No point in hitting''em with something that bounces, eh?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` No turning back, eh?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` No?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Not One Drop''?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Not talked about?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Not to last for weeks, though, surely?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Not underground, then?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Now, I can see you''re slightly upset,''said the imp, looking up at the looming loaf,` but could I ask you to look at things from my point of view?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Now, I have arranged for-''` Hold on, what''s this?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Now, lance- corporal, have you ever seen a dead body?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Pardon?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Pathword?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Perhaps one of them pinched it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Perhaps some more human words, then, er, Nobby?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Please take Lance- Constable Humpeding with you and go down to the town, will you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Pretend I''m a city man who does n''t know a bloody thing about caves, why do n''t you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Pumping out more cellars, maybe?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Really, dear?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Really?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Really?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Really?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Really?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Really?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Really?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Really?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Really?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Really?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Regrettably so, captain, and can I charge you to see that no one in this room leaves for a few minutes after I do?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Remember all those dust sheets, sarge?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Remember of Sergeant Keel?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Remember what?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Rhys already knew about the Secret, right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Right now?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Right now?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Right: Ànd the central rock, no one can jump that, right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sarge?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Say that again paying attention to every word, will you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Scrape?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` See that?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sergeant Littlebottom?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sergeant, could you get the commander some water?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sergeant, why do the names of all troll drugs start with ess?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Shall I take the young man, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Shall we follow where magic leads us?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Share?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` She has, has n''t she?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Should I take anything, sergeant?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Should n''t you be somewhere else?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Should there be, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Should we put up a little plaque?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sir Reynold, could you help me?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sir Reynold, was anything going to happen to the painting in the next couple of weeks?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sir?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sir?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sire?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sixty miles an hour?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sixty new officers?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Smokin, Mister Vimes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` So I''ve got to stop them forming a block, right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` So Rascal could have read about it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` So digging through a few thousand tons of Ankh- Morpork muck would be worth it, then?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` So how far down does our jurisdiction go, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` So it was n''t, as it might be, someone making a nasty remark about a fellow officer and others of his race, perhaps?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` So it''s a set- up, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` So what you are telling me is that law is just a matter of numbers?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` So what you mean is, people can come and look at the pictures, and the pictures, for their part, are looked at?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` So why did he set it there?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` So you really believe that it''s some kind of a threat?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` So you''re undermining my city?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` So... Sally... you want to be a copper?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` So... you and Nobby Nobbs, eh?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` So?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` So?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` So?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` So?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Some bacon, surely?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Some coffee, perhaps?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Someone''s pinched the Secret of Fire, have you seen my golden apple?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Something about... a warning...,''A warning?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Something we can all understand, perhaps?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sorry?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Stranger things have happened, right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Suggestions for improvement, eh?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Suppose?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Sure?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Surely the wizards could-''-magic their weapons out of their hands, possibly leaving them with all their fingers?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Surely you hwould not say that Caravati''s Three Large Pink hWomen and One Piece of Gauze is just, ahem,"a lot of old pigment"?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Tap- dancing?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Tawneee?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Tell me, Drumknott, are you a betting man?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Tell me, what part of"Stick your head up a duck''s bottom"did n''t you understand?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Tell me... how did Rascal know all this stuff?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Tell them you''ve come from me and this is priority one, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` That hwould be rather a coincidence, hwouldn''t it, commander?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` That is, why are there so many dwarfs here that are n''t actually trying to kill us?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` That was a dwarf, was n''t it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` That was you, was n''t it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` That would be a fair description:` You admit it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` That''s what it was, was it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` That''s where they usually put their silly political cartoon, is n''t it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` That?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` The A standing for-?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` The Battle of Koom Valley?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` The Mr Shine?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` The government inspector, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` The headline on page three is:"Vampire Officer For The Watch?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` The inspector?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` The lemonade factory, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` The living ones, I mean?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` The mine falls to us by default?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` The number of i''s is important, Nobby,''said Sergeant Colon gravely,` but in these situations you have to ask yourself: where''s the cherub?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` The one here, though?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` The one with two peaks?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` The one you told me about?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` The painting talked to him?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` The scent''s twelve hours old, at least-''` What are they doing?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Then I think before it gets dark there should be a load of coppers in the Cham, right between them, do n''t you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Then get hold of his sergeant and tell him Hector is not allowed on the street tonight, okay?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Then what about Captain Carrot?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Then why did n''t he just go and look?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Then would you like to engage the handy- to- use Bluenose tm Integrated Messenger Service?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Then you deny the crime?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` There are more?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` There was the symbol, was n''t there?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` There were n''t woolly lambs, right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` There''s always-''` You mean it is for him because he likes it that way, and so you go along with it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` They actually used the word"valiant"?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` They chased you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` They find gold?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` They had n''t even known about the painting?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` They stopped a grudge match like that because of a bit of rain?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` They were listening?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` They wo n''t go around us, perhaps?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` They won''t-''` Permission to make a suggestion?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` They''re all young?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` They''ve got vurms?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` This is not to be talked about, do you understand?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` This may sound a silly question, sir, but have you looked everywhere?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` This''d be the caretaker?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Through your feet?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Try perfect physical beauty?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Turn to page eight, will you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Very well, what can I do for you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Was it open at the time the troll attacked the grag?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Was n''t anyone supposed to be reading them?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Was n''t he a famous dwarf king?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Was that all you wanted to see me for?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Was that last bit supposed to happen?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` We could handle them, though, could n''t we, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` We could, er, stop for lunch?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` We have everything?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` We''re all a little bit on edge at the moment, would n''t you say?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` We''re being allowed to go?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` We''re both here, okay?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` We''re not under a Watch House, are we?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well, for one thing, it may prevent rumours that he was mistreated: Òr start them?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well, gentlemen?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well, he''s a fellow officer, is n''t he?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well, how do we all think that went?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well, if we''re going to have to wait for it to catch up, Nobby, I''ll buy a house here, shall I?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well, in fact I do n''t play''em, so what''s your name?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well, let''s take a look, shall we?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well, sir, those dwarfs want to get there fast, d''you think?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well, technically you''re naked then, are n''t you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well, the fact that the dunnikin divers are carting a whole lot more muck out of the city is pretty damn important, do n''t you think?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well, we''ll see about that, shall we?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well, what do you do normally?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well, you know you was telling me about that girl you''re goin''out with, what was her name, now...''''Tawneee, sarge?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Well?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What I meant,''said Carrot,` was: when we talk to you, do you want someone to be on your side?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What I''d do, said Nobby, ìs cut the painting up into little bits, like, oh, a few inches across?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What about a potted plant?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What about if it''s not got an urn or a plinth or a potted plant?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What about the Times?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What am I looking for?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What are the dwarfs saying about it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What are these mine signs all about?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What are you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What bit was that?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What can I say?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What chance that''d still be visible?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What club?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What cube would this be, commander?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What d''y''call dem fangs, dey kinda crumble when you eat dem?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What did it look like?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What do you know about Mr Shine?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What do you mean, sarge?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What do you mean, well done?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What do you mean?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What do you notice, Mister Vimes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What do you want?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What do your friends call you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What does he want, Washpot?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What does it mean?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What does that do?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What dwarfs?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What exactly is your job, Mr Ardent?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What have I done well?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What if it is in fact behind me?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What is Scrape?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What is the dwarf word for"open"; Mr Bashfullsson?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What is the time, please?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What is this about?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What is this place?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What is your authority here, captain?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What kind of human creates his own policeman?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What kind of secret?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What larks, eh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What makes you say that, Fred?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What now, Sam?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What painting?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What reason did he have to feel guilty?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What the hell is this?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What urns?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What was all that about?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What was it that spoke?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What was that?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What was your last job?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What would you do if I asked you an outright question, Vimes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What would you like me to do with the visitors, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What you doin, Mister Vimes?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What''s dat?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What''s happening?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What''s in this for you, Otto?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What''s the password?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What''s the situation on the street?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What''s the worst he can do to me?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What''s this game?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What''s up, Fred?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What''s up?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What''s wrong?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What''s wrong?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What,''said Angua, reading the menu, ìs a Screaming Orgasm?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` What?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Whatever happened to all that, you know, hi- ho, hi- ho and being kind to poor lost orphans in the forest, Sam?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Where are the grags?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Where did you find him, Brick?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Where do they get this?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Where does this go, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Where have they gone?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Where is he?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Where is the manual?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Where''s my cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Where''s my cow?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Where''s the meeting?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Which was....?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who are you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who did it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who killed Grag Hamcrusher?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who killed the boys from the city?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who killed the four mining dwarfs, Helmclever?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who knows?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who ordered it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who packed the food?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who says they did?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who started it all?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who tells them?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who tipped you off?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who watches the watchmen?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who won?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who''s Hitherto?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who''s going to be the first to tell me a huge whopper?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who''s there?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Who''s this?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why a beetroot?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why are n''t we trying to breathe under water?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why are there so many dwarfs here, sergeant?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why bother?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why did n''t you sing out, then?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why do n''t you leave the ol big frame where it is and give it a new name, like Art Theft?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why do you carry no axe?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why does Chrysoprase want to see me?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why have I come to see you, Mr Shine?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why have n''t I heard of you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why mess about with a cunning plan when a simple one will do?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why not?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why not?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why on earth should they think that, I wonder?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why should you care about some dead dwarfs?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why should you care who kills a dwarf?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why should you say that, Sir Reynold?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why the candles?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why the hell are you here?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why trust what I say?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why would anyone but a troll strike down the grag?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why''d he choose to do that now?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Why?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Willikins?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` With the golem officers on our side too?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` With the trolls?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Wizards, eh?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Would it matter much now?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Would you chaps like a cup of tea?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Would you like me to make an appointment for a disciplinary interview?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Would you like me to read to the young man, madam?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Would you like me to remind you again in ten minutes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Yeah, but in the long run what does, sarge?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Yeah, that was something, was n''t it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Yeah?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Yes, Insert Name Here?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Yes, Mister Vimes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Yes, commander?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Yes, did you bite someone clever?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Yes, it is, is n''t it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Yes, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Yes, why kill your customers?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Yes:` Why did it try to kill me?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Yes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Yes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Yes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Yes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Yessir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Yessir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You ai n''t serious, are you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You are burrowing under other people''s property?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You are not certain?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You asked Angua to do it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You believe in that stuff?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You bin told somethin, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You ca n''t think of anyone?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You chained up my sergeant?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You cleaned out the tea urn?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You closed the road?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You closed two major roads?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You demand all that just for telling the truth?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You destroy written words?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You did not care where those words went?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You did put the razor down, did you, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You did say a troll had attacked the grag, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You did?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You do n''t think it''ll take wing, do you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You do n''t think so?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You do n''t want me, then?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You do n''t?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You do n''t?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You eat lawyers?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You eavesdrop on me?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You found it missing this morning, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You goin''back to der Watch House by way o''Turn Again Lane?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You have n''t forgotten the dinner tonight, have you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You just had to say that, did n''t you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You know the dwarfs were listening for something underground?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You let them shackle you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You made a copy of the Rascal?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You mean Corporal Nobbs?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You mean he did n''t know who I was?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You mean people queue up for a place in the battle?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You mean roll it up?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You mean the people are moved by the pictures, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You mean the way trolls look like certain types of rock?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You mean those days when she does n''t tell you to bugger off and chase you down the street throwing crabs at you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You mean you subscribe and get a different war every month?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You mean you were n''t named, you were initialled?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You mean"remember I''m a dwarf"sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You never played Thud?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You really think so?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You see that big pile of paper in the corner?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You still get flooding?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You talk to bad dreams on their behalf?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You think I went down there to impress Captain Carrot, do n''t you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You think so?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You think you could do better?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You thinking about another barricade, Mister Vimes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You thought I would n''t be?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You trust him?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You want they should try to stop''em?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You wanted me, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You were raised in the good rock of Copperhead, were you not, captain?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You were so keen to impress him, eh?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You will be aware of night chalk, captain?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You will invade our premises?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You will not make that small concession?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You yourself are not too badly injured?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You''d know, sir, would n''t you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You''ll be Death, then?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You''re Pors Stronginthearm, are n''t you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You''re going to keep her?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You''re hiding out from jewellers?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You''re not a rock hound yourself, commander?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You''re not going to make them fly or anything, are you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You''re not talking about a cube, are you, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You''re not telling me she deserves Nobby?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You''ve brought your bodyguards, Mr Boggis?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You''ve got enough diggers?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You''ve got to outsmart the criminal mind, see?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You''ve laid rails?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You''ve lost the bloody cube?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	` You?
d! - Terry Pratchett	` Your water playing up again, sarge?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	`-and tell me what''s important?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	could you make sense out of anything he wrote?
d! - Terry Pratchett	cow?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	died?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	fruit?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	gentlemen?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	he ventured, and added:` Mr Shine?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	into this, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	stupid?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	thing?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	this?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	to risk getting their nadg- their head kicked in on a daily basis for thirty- eight dollars a month plus allowances?
d! - Terry Pratchett	why?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	with Nobby is like going into a big posh restaurant and only eating the bread roll?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	yes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	À drinks menu?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	À dwarf that''s scared of the dark?
d! - Terry Pratchett	À murder investigation in the dark, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	À nail in an iron door, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	À paying audience?
d! - Terry Pratchett	À policeman?
d! - Terry Pratchett	À report?
d! - Terry Pratchett	À shield, then?
d! - Terry Pratchett	À troll?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	À vampire and a werewolf out on the razzle?
d! - Terry Pratchett	À vampire wanting to be a copper?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	À whole troll?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àfter all this?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àh, well, I am afraid that in that case sir has to go back and start all over again, sir: Ànd, er, how do I do that?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àlcohol?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àll right, captain, do we have any idea where the bastards have gone?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àll right, lance- constable... you had a bulb already prepared, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àll right, then, how about this one?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àll rolled up in paper like a cigar, you know?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àll set?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àll this over one murder?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àn average bar?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àn exit wound, perhaps?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àn''Brick here''s got something else to say to you, have n''t you, Brick?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd I suggest, sir, that you turn round, just for a moment?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd all that is Nobby Nobbs''s girlfriend?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd call out the Specials?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd did you try to smoke it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd do you come back?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd do you know what happens when we become king?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd do you want to be helpful too?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd dwarfs talk to you, do they?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd have you ever heard someone say"Let''s have a disturbance"?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd have you found out who they are yet?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd hold on tight to Young Sam?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd how can we help you?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd how do you get them out, Nobby?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd how does it work?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd how fast do you think it could go, for the sake of argument?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd how would you know that?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd is it not said that behind every crime you will find the troll?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd no interruptions, understand?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd start a war in your city?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd supposing what it has to say is dreadful?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd talking of shapes, do you know what this means?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd that small one over there?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd that was a good thing, was it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd that was the only reason?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd that''s all he wants?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd that''s all you have to go on?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd that''s it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd the iron doors are quite watertight, are they?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd the literature?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd the one you gave Fittly?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd the other condition?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd the pictures do what, exactly?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd the troll was not seen?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd then I got the damn thing here?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd then, er, they''ll attack us?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd they can hear you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd they dug into the cellars of my museum?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd they''re valuable, these things?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd this is it, is it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd was that supposed to happen?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd what could we make it do in this city?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd what did this voice say?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd what do we find?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd what does that mean?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd what one is that?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd what was it that might come?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd what was that you said to him in dwarfish-"You know I am a dwarf in the brotherhood of all dwarfs"?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd what''re all these copper knobs?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd why not destroy lies?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd why would he do that?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd why''s that, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd you are n''t?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd you are-?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd you think spending a few thousand years buried in sludge is likely to be fun?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd you think this is a good time, do you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd you''ve got your own bodyguard, then?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànd... she had n''t just been hit on the head, or something?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànother dark symbol?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àny chance you could nip down and buy the original before Sybil does?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àny description?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àny good at running a hundred yards in ten seconds?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àny history of policing in your family?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àny idea what they''ve done, captain?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àny questions?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àny sign of others?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àny treasure?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànyone seen Nobby?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànyone there?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànything important I need to know about right now?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànything new?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànything special about that?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànything taken?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ànyway, I thought you were still walking out with Verity Pushpram?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àre my men under arrest, captain?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àre there women up there?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àre you all right, sir?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àre you all right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àre you all right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àre you mad, sir?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àre you saying I''m a man of narrow horizons, captain?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àre you sure about this, Vimes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àre you sure?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àre you telling me you''re two people?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àre you telling me, captain, that dwarfs in the Watch would keep a murder secret?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àre you, er, Pickles or Pointer?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àren''t they?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Às bad as wiping away a word?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Àt this speed, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èr, I will, will I?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èr, attacking a troll, sir: I''m sorry?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èr, could you please sit with your back to the horses?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èr, does it say that anywhere, sir?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èr, permission t''speak freely, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èr, say something or it''ll be the worse for you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èr, what if... if I''m not in front of one when it tries to hit me?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èr, what would that be, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èr, yes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èr... could you spare a moment of your time, your grace?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èr... is dat still me?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èr... is it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èr... is there a problem?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èr... yeah... what?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èrnest who?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èrr, well, I ask you,''Fred floundered, ìs a girl who displays her body for money the right kind of wife for a copper?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èveryone all right in here?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èveryone okay?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èverything all right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èverything we say will be overheard, understand?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èxcuse me, constable, but what is your name?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Èxcuse me?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì am an acting- constable, am I not?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì am?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì do n''t think so, sarge:` She''s not... ill, is she?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì do?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì know that, sir, but... well,"The Twaddle Room"sir?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì mean, hwhy dig tunnels everyhwhere?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì mean, we already know the facts, right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì mean, what''s it made of?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì mean, why are n''t his people shouting it in the streets?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì mean, why do you think men pay to watch you on stage?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì suppose I''m acceptable, am I?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì suppose you would n''t have one or two up your sleeve too, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì think the going is the thing, sir, do n''t you?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì thought he was the ruler of all dwarfs?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì thought that was Helmclever''s job?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì understand this is the approved method?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì wonder how they got it out?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì wonder why?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì''d just bet most butlers round here would have taken out all three with one swipe of their polishing cloth, right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì''ll choose to assume that you mean by that:"Do I admit there has been a murder?"
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì''ll introduce you to some of the citizens who will be fighting alongside you tonight, shall I?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì''ll just look out for a big floaty eye with a tail, then, shall I?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì''m in deep copro, right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì''m just not at home with technomancy, all right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì''m sure you intend to, Sam, but you look like a horrible warning; said Sybil` When did you last eat?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì''ve told people to load them up, sir, but-''` But what?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ì... Oh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìf we keep up this pace we might get there the day after tomorrow, right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìf you were going to move it, why did n''t you just take it down and put it away nice and safe, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìmp?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìn Koom Valley?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìn Uberwald-''Èxcuse me, what is this about?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìn a valley?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìn a way, sir, but you probably did n''t understand it until now, yes?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìn daylight?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìn front of dwarfs?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìn the sense of"open a book"?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìn this city?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìndeed, sir?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìndeed?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìnteractive?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs Young Sam all right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs everything all right, dear?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs he what they''ve been writing about on the walls?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs here safe?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs it the smell?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs it true a troll killed the grag?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs she his old girlfriend?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs that clock right?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs that likely to happen?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs that my cow?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs that my cow?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs that so?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs that supposed to be funny?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs that true?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs the troll still behind it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs there any evidence that it was a troll?,''There is... puzzling evidence, sir.
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs there anything to eat?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs there something unusual about their leader?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs this a trick question, sarge?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs this a trick question, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs this it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìs this wise, sir?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìsn''t it a bit dark in here, Fred?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìsn''t progress a wonderful thing, captain?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìsn''t that certain death?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìsn''t this the mail coach to Quirm?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìt could last all that time?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìt was drawn in the dark?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìt was in the olden days, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìt was real?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìt was them?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìt was?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìt what you"scrape up", see?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìt''d be very slow, sureleah?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìt''s full moon, okay?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìt''s mystic again, is it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìt''s not a difficult question, is it?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìt''s not going to come back, is it?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìt''s not new or anything?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìt''s worth a try, yes?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ìt''s wrong to destroy lies but it''s okay to kill the miners?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òdder than"You are not a chicken"?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òf Rhys?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òh dear, where are my manners, constable?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òh no?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òh, do you play at all, commander?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òh, really?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òh?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òh?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òkay, what do you know about Slide?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òl''Mrs Spudding with the wooden teeth, sarge?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òn whose orders?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òne half of Burleigh& Stronginthearm?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òne might say- magically fast?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òne must''ve got past me in the dark-''` Huh?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òne of those deep- down ones?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òne question, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ònly a vampire would dare to give it, right?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òr we could do the job we came here to do?''
d! - Terry Pratchett	Òut here?
d! - Terry Pratchett	Ùnderstood?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	A fine display of Loose Stool Covers?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Have You Seen This Dog?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Hen Lays Egg Three Times In Hurricane?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Specimen in Jar?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The attackers tried to put the interruption to good use in their- what''s the good word?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Tuttle Scrope? The Truth - Terry Pratchett Ve 272 know vot all this is about, do n''t ve?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	m?'' The Truth - Terry Pratchett ''Ding!"?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''"Rain of Soup in Genua"?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''--of water, Otto?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''A bath?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''A cat can look at a king, right?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''A cat?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''A cellar?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''A dollar a day?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''A dollar?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''A fracas, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''A good start to his term of office, eh?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''A key?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''A killer with a personal Dis- organizer?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''A parsnip with a sort of knobbly face and a huge noseV 99             ''You vant I should take a picture?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''A stake?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''A werewolf?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''A--ing werewolf?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''About vegetables and animals?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Actually, I''ve really got to get this along to--''William began, and then said,''Did you just hear someone shout?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''After all, you''ve been carrying him around while you''ve been selling the papers, have n''t you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Ah, you''re visitors to our fair city?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Ah?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Aha, pulled a pen on him, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Ahaha             ''How long have you been down here?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''All right, but why did you have to kidnap me, then?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''All right, look, it''s the way I was brought up, all right?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''All terriers?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''All this what?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Allowed by who?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Always have done, always will--''            ''And what is it that you call a spade?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Always the last resort, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Am I?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Amazing, is n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Amusingly shaped vegetables?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''An amusing bugle call?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And Ron''s been carrying him around in his coat ever since?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And all this you point at people''s heads?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And bring the Watch down on them?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And do you know any good iconographers in the city?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And does he urgently need to see you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And he said you could come in here?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And he''s not going to be pardoned?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And he''s the man who runs the city?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And how are we?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And how will you be paying?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And how''s that calculated?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And if you could find him Corporal Nobbs could speak to him in dog language, yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And it''s all okay if you have a potato when you die?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And let''s just say there''s people around who''d much prefer the little doggie did n''t tell what it knew, shall we?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And may I say that the free canteen of cutlery seemed to be made of an alloy of lead and horse manure?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And now, shall ve try vun more?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And one good turn deserves another, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And perhaps when you have some boring duty to perform, or have to sit for an oil painting, you''ll have a little job for him?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And please also put out the word that I wish to see no harm coming to Mr de Worde, will you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And potatoes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And shall I run back home and fetch my carrot?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And that time with that old man who was in that house in Genua and we did n''t--ing know?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And that will do what?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s all there is to it, okay?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And that''s it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And the Guild ca n''t object to that, can they?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And the imp?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And the next line?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And the story this dog could tell deals with events in the palace a few mornings ago?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And the thing with the puppies and that kid?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And these are your reasons, my lord?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And they are?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And were you first on the scene, corporal?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And what about news from other places?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And what happens if we do n''t go?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And what is that supposed to mean?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And what is that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And what was your job?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And what will happen to our new friend?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And when you''re ready, Otto?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And where did you live, Arthur?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And which one is this?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And with smooth talk like that I bet you have the girls just lining up, right?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And would you say Mr Scrope is looking forward to getting to grips with the manifold problems of running the city?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And would you say, as spokesman for the Guild Council, that you are commending Commander Vimes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And you are--?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And you come back alive?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And you do n''t make stuff up?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And you got mustard?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And you have worked out what I am, have you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And you write that little gossipy thing, right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And you''d be--?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And you''ll let me see what you''ve written?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And, er, that happens every time you take a picture, does it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And--?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''And?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Another fifty dollars?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Any clue to who he is?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Any good vegetables today?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Any good?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Any qvestions?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Anyone brought the cutlery?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Anything else I should n''t do, commander?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Anything else in there?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Anything much in it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Anything wrong with that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Anything you feel you want to tell me?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Apart from the truth,''he said in a distant voice,''what have we got that the Guild has n''t got?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t we nearly finished?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are n''t you even letting a lawyer see him?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are there any other surprises?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are there usually guards down here?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are these ours, then?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are they?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you Gunilla Goodmountain?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, Foul Ole Ron?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, Mr Chriek?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, Mr de Worde?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, Mr de Worde?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, William?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, miss?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you all right, sir?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you any good?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you from the paper?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you going to print everything you hear?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you going to put it in the paper?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you going to want to do another one for tomorrow?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you going to write the story down first?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you invading the city or what?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you mad?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you mad?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you new?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you okay, Villiam?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you poised for the exciting new millennium that lies before us, Drumknott?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you quite sure Mr Dibbler is n''t involved in this concern?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you saying I assaulted an officer in uniform?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you saying I''m like him?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you saying it takes pictures of the past?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you saying people are n''t interested in the truth?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you staying with us?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you suggesting that prawns could travel by semaphore?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure about this?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure of all this, William?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure you''re allowed to do this?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you sure?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you the baker?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you trying journalism on me?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Are you- certain about"forced"?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''As accordionists?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Ban a religion, your reverence?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Be so good as to ask Mr Goodmountain to come over here, will you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Because he''s a very fair man?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Because that''s in the, what was the other interesting term?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Besides, they have these little pincer things, you know, and would probably hang on like--''            ''What do?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Bit of a problem shaping up there?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Boddony, some of you go round and check, will you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Boil it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Bribed?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But I do n''t have any control ov--''            ''Hmm?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But do you know the names of these people?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But he is technically--''            ''See this sign on my desk, captain?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But he would n''t hurt William, would he?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But how do you know I wo n''t tell someone?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But if I had said"Hello my cheeky cock sparrow mate old boy by crikey"vot vould you have said zen, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But if he does, right, we still get the hundred dollars, yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But let''s not mess about, okay?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But surely you charge money?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But the Patrician''ll kill him if he tries to jump from up there, am I right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But there is no such thing as a whole ounce of oil of scallatine in the city, you realize?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But we want to see some extra effort, right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But what about the naked man?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But what are we going to do?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But what happens if those men come back?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But who from, sir?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But why should I do that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But wo n''t the Watch mind me asking?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But you know he didn''t--''            ''Do I?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But you said to--''            ''Just stand still and shut up and listen, will you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''But, if you do n''t mind my asking, what''s in it for me?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Buy?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''By Nobbs?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''By the vote of the Guilds?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t make both ends meat, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you do something?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Ca n''t you talk some sense into her?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Calcium carbonate?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can I ask a question?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can I ask another question?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can I borrow it for a moment?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can I have vun hundred and eighty dollars for the Akina TR-10 dual- imp iconograph viz the telescopic seat and big shiny lever?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can I put zis shirt on my expenses?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can I see?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can he ask me that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can he--?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can that happen?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can we?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can you feel the floor shake?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can you put stuff in type if I dictate to you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can you repair the press?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can you sell some advertising for us?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can you talk to dogs?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can you think of anything extra we can do to sell more papers?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can you understand me, mister?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can you write or take pictures?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Can you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Chips, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Choking a tinker?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Clean yourself up a bit, will you?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Coloured, eh?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Commission, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Could I give you a little bit of advice, Mr de Worde?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Could I have a copy for my mam?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Could you explain to my readers exactly why not?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Could you get ink that colour?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Could you go to the University and ask him if he remembers it ever being colder than this?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Could you let me have a tiny piece of meat?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Could you make it twenty dollars?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Could you print it in your paper?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Could you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''D''you think he wants us to print something?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Dat one''s the Assassins?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Dead?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Deep Bone?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Deep Bone?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Did I say I was talking?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Did I say"thank you"?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Did I?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t you say a lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Did n''t you, Otto?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Did that sound like a--ing splash to you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Did you find out how much the money weighed?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Did you just dig this up?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Did you just say that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Did you say you could get me another press?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Did you think people would be marching in the streets?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Did you wink at me, Drumknott?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Did you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do I have to answer it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do I see a pile of cash in front of me?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do I sound like Ron?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do I?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do I?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you agree, then, that it''s time for a ruler who listens to the people?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you even have a proper fire?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you think so?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you wonder what shape it will turn out to be tomorrow?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do n''t you, now?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do they?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do we need this?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do we, Mr Slant?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do what?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do you have a message for the people of Ankh- Morpork?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do you have any more questions, Mr de Worde?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know much about Mr Scrope?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know that three people heard him say that he''d killed             you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know what they called a sausage- in- a- bun in Quirm?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know what''s good for you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do you know who the conspirators are?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do you mean obituaries?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do you mind setting up your stuff in the cellar?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do you mind?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do you really?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do you remember me, Mr King?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think I have others?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do you think we could go on working if we put a tarpaulin over the roof, or should we move to somewhere else?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do you want me to arrest the pair of you?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do you want me to reply or not?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Do you want some?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Does he do it accurately?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Does he drink?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Does he know about the contract in Quirm?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Does he know what those values and traditions were?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Does it bite?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Does it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Does n''t that cause problems?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Does that mean yes or no, d''you think?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Dog food?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Dog food?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Dog?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Down here?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Dwarf, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Eh?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Er, why do you need to work in a dark room, though?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Erase Memory Y,''N?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Everyvun all right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Exactly how helpful is this?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Except we do n''t say it like that, do we, Charlie?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, gentlemen?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, is he allowed to write that down?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me, please?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Excuse me?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Filled with rubbish of suspicious origin?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Find some kid, bribe him to get Otto, I''ll talk to that Plucky Watchman who grabbed the old lady in A Mercy Dash, you cover the Big Smash, okay?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Fine carriages, tiaras, stately robes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Finest steak?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''For that letter thing you do?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Fracas?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Fred, send someone to take Mr de Worde down to the cells, will you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''From the silver dish or from Flo?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''G''t m''''tato,''he said proudly,"m all right, okay?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Gentlemen?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Give me a hand here, will you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Give us the jewels, Slant, or Mr Tulip''ll do the asking, understand?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Godsdammit, we''re supposed to be professionals             ''Perhaps your- colleague would like it as a present?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Good heavens, is it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Good, are they?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Guilds?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Halve the price?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Harglegarlyurp?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Has he ever been a happy camper?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Has he tried anything?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Have I got a choice?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Have any of you got any raw meat?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Have they got that problem sorted out, sergeant?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Have you been Chasing the Oven Cleaner again?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Have you been caught?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Have you found Lord Vetinari''s dog?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Have you gone deaf as well as insane?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Have you got a better idea?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Have you got any horribly disfiguring diseases?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Have you got the address of the funny vegetable man?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Have you no idea of hygiene?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''He''d been out all night?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''He''s just so certain he''s in the right all the time--''            ''Sorry, this is still your father ve''re talking about?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''He''s not woken up at all?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Hello?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Hello?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Hello?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Hello?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Hey, go easy on that stuff, why do n''t you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Hey, remember when Gerhardt the Boot and his lads had us cornered in that--ing cellar in Quirm?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Hey, will you--ing look at this?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Hmm?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Honestly, I could--ing spiti''            ''You want to take it with us?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How about a couple of hundred?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How about"Ankh- Morpork Items"?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How are we doing, Sister Jennifer?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How bad could it be if the Watch find it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How can you buy people?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How come you know that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How did he come to be with you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How did people cross the street?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How did that one survive?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How did you come to be here, Mr Dibbler?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How did you do it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How did you find that out?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How do you know that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How do you mean?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How does it work?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How many more out there?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How many officers are watching him?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How much a thousand?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How much do you think this lot is worth?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How much is that in old boots?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How old would he be now?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How soon do you want the next edition?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How vas that vun?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How vas that?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How will I know?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How will this work?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How, exactly?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How, sir?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How--?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How--ing much is there going to be?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''How?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Huh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I bet the young lady here would like a good chuckle too, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I can see you are, mm, a little overwhelmed, and perhaps we can help?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I expect there''s a Watch Medal or a commendation in the offing?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I fort you said this city was a--ing pushover?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, does he look scary?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, everyone says that sort of thing, do n''t they?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, look at the--ing thing, will you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, no one believes what they read in the paper, right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I mean, there''s no river of gold around here, is there?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I said they cost a--''            ''--handful of rubies, perhaps?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I said, are we heading--''            ''What do you think happens to people when they die, Tulip?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I shall have a very embarrassing five minutes explaining this at the next meeting, you understand?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I suppose we could n''t use the clacks, could we?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I think I''ve--''            "ere, you sure you were n''t followed?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I think that''s how you''re supposed to say it, is n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I think this nonsense has got to stop now, do n''t you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I thought you said--''            ''I''m translating right?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I was?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder if I can trust you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder if I could just ask you what you think of Mr Good- mountain''s new printing engine, sir?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder if I might just take Mr Goodmountain aside and explain one or two things to him?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder what kind of person would put that on a wallet?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I wonder who''s doing it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I''m just supposed to try it on everyone else,   then,   am I?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I''m not going to--''            ''Do you want Mr Tulip here to say goodbye to our drunken friends?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''I''m sorry?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''If I could get you a really good dress, could you find someone to make any adjustments you need?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''If stories were food, what kind of food would Goldfish Eats Cat be?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''If we wanted to scrag him, here and now, how useful would, say, four bodyguards be?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''If you tell lies, does the truth come and smack you in the face?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''If you throw something into the air, do n''t you have to worry about where it bounces?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Igor has n''t got rid of them yet?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Imagine- me, working for someone?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''In Gleam Street?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''In a Watch?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''In caps, size to fit,   "WHO RUNS ANKH- MORPORK?"''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''In the cellar?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''In the river?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''In this town?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''In what way?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is any sound getting out?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is anyvun playink zer silly buggers?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is he human?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is it, sir?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is that all, gentlemen?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is that all?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is that important?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is that it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is that the same as the lobsters?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is that true?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is that why it''s in the middle of the box?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is that you playin''a trick, Tom?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is there a problem?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is there a third reason?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is there anything I can do?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is there something wrong with it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is there something you ought to be telling me,   Otto?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is there something you want to talk about?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is this going to be used for some illegal purpose?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is this news?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is this the bit where my whole life passes in front of my eyes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is this where you put things in the paper?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is this your office now?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Is zere anyvun zere?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''It goes right under the street?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''It iss such an easy assumption to believe that everyvun with an Uberwald accent is a vampire, is it not?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''It was n''t as if I asked for colour or anything--''            ''Colour?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''It works?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''It''ll all be over by Friday, will it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''It''s Mr de Worde, is n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''It''s a shame you ca n''t put pictures in your paper, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''It''s hardly work, is it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''It''s not against the law to--''            ''Is n''t it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''It''s not exactly--''            ''If you can put in the paper that I''ve lost it, maybe someone 87 who has found it will turn it in?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''It''s not harmful, is it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''It''s not illegal, is it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''It''s only, er, me?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Jean who?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Joke?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Just come out with a question, just like that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Just give me a ninety- six- point lower- case h, will you, Caslong?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Just space?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Just supposin''someone knew where the doggie was but did n''t want to get involved with the Watch?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Just you step along this way, will you?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Key?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''King?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Know about this sort of thing, do you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''LayamEnipl You gents want a paper?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Lemon?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s just say the Watch can be trouble to a certain kind of person, eh?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s just try to get back to normal and get a paper out, shall we?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s just--''he began to yell, and then said,''You did say half, did you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s not mess around, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s see who finishes squeezin''first, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s try this again, shall we?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Let''s--ing scrag him and go?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Like a towncrier, but written down?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Like chopping up people and--ing shovin''''em off cliffs?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Like that rain of dogs there was a few months ago?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Like vot?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Like what?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Like what?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Look, I do n''t need a heart- to- heart about this, can you understand?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Look, I''m sorry--''            ''I wonder, ah, if we can be of any assistance?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Look, can you help me?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Look, can you see things my way?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Look, guv, if I was a readin''man I would n''t be flogging papers, right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Look, lay off the honk, eh?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Look, times have n''t been good, see?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Lord Vetinari eats pet food?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Lord Vetinari is not going to go on trial, then, Lord Downey?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Lord Vetinari?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Lost underground?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''May I introduce to you the rest of my wide range of interesting and amusing sounds, Insert Name Here?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''May I say how sad I was to hear about the fire?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Maybe all dem moths is having a ball?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Maybe it''s been raining dogs?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Maybe you want it more sort of spaced out?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Maybe you''ve heard the term"lesser races"?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Me?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Mmf,''            ''Not too hot?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Boddony, I want that hole blocked up right now, understand?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Bone?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Dibbler?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Goodmountain, can you think of any reason I should put this in the paper?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Goodmountain, take me to my body, please?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Goodmountain?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Mothball Nose?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Slant?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Mr Tulip?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Mr de Worde, I--''            ''Where are the damn scales, Mrs Arcanum?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Mr de Worde, is it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Mr de Worde?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Must, your reverence?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''My god, have they?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''My lord, do you mean that you want no harm to come to Mr de Worde, or that you want no harm to come to Mr de Worde?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''My plans are pretty good, right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''My word, was it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Never?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Niche?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Nitch?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''No more meddling with it, understand?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''No, I''m fine, not ill at all, jus''had a few too many             ''Few too many what?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''No?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Not just to the common people, I trust?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Not least of which is the fact that Lord Vetinari is, in fact, completely innocent?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Not one of the city doctors?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Not twice at any rate, ahaha,''            ''I''m sorry?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Nothing will stop you, will it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Now into body type,   upper and lower case,   across two columns:"Who is governing the city while Lord Vetinari is imprisoned?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Now let''s find that damn dog,''            ''How we gon na do that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Now would you mind telling me what that was all about?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Now, I would just like to ask one or two questions, if I may?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Now, are you going to send a runner to fetch him?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Now, maybe I have to ask myself, how good am I?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Official robbery?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh no, zey are very lazy wretches--''            ''What is this you''ve been working on, Otto?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh yes?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, he will, will he?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, it is all very experimental--''            The way of making coloured plates?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, no, zere are no physical effects vhatsoever--''            ''Or mental effects?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, really?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, so you do n''t trust me, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, what the hell is it this time?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, where would we be without rumour?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yes?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, you do n''t think so?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh, zo you say?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Oh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''On Mr de Worde?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''On a scale of one to ten?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''One hun--''            ''Ah?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''One press against three?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Only it got printed wrong,''cos it said twenty- five dollars instead of a hundred dollars, see?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Or you jump?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Or"How old are you, Mr Killer?"
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Otherwise why would he be helping the Watch with their inquiries?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Otto, what''s this?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Otto?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Otto?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Otto?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Pardon?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Perhaps you would like to take a moment to fill in your registration card?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Please?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Potato?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Pretty?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Pro bono publico?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Probably 34?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Protecting me from whom?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Put them up?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Ran all the way, did you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Rats?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really true?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Really?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Remember that time in Mouldavia?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Remember what we did to him afterwards?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Repairable?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Right here and now is ven you vant the picture?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Right in front of a werewolf''s nose?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Rocky?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Ron?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Rumpus?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Say again?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Say again?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Scales?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Scitscrit?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''See that cart at the other gate down there?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''See?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''See?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''See?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Send them up, will you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Sergeant, send someone up to take Mr de Worde down to the cells, will you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Shall I do a credit note for the Engravers, Mr King?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Shall I give you the headlines?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Shall I tell you something?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Shall I try again?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Shall we have a look?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Shame about the poor woman with the snake, was n''t it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Sheesh, take the damn pickle out of your nose, will you?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Should a vampire really--?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Sir?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Slant?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Slice of lemon?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Sneedle flipsock?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Snuff?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''So he only spotted the gargoyles?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''So if someone heard it, they''d know it was real?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''So it''s all going to be all right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''So this is, like, things that happen?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''So vhere are your troubles now?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''So what exactly is your purpose here?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''So you want us to be known as The Paper You Can Put Your Truss In?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''So you''re just telling me to pay you a hundred dollars so that I could hand Wuffles over to the Watch?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''So, what about it, masters?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''So?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''So?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''So?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''So?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''So?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''So?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Someone must come in to keep an eye on things?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Someone who needed a wheelbarrow?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Someone''s assassinated Vetinari?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Something interesting in the paper?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Something is happening, do you understand?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry about the fingers,''he said,''but we ca n''t have them naughty little things creeping to that little lever there, can we?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry, just a minute-- What was that you said, Ron?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Sorry?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Sort of like a rumbling?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Start it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Stronk?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Supposing he writes down something we do n''t want him to write down?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Supposing the metal remembers the words it has printed?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Surely not?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Swyddle yumyumpwipwipwip?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''That is very little in the way of evidence             ''Really?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''That was dark light, was n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''That''ll make him easy to find in the street, wo n''t it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''That''s a bit tasteless, is n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''That''s your little phrase, is n''t it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''The University and the river and everything?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''The Watch did n''t get to the bottom of this, did they?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''The imps do n''t need it, do they?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''The semaphore towers?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''The skinny man with the sausages?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''The truth?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Then it ca n''t be wrong to take a picture of you, can it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Then let''s get back to the Watch House, all right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Then who is running the city?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Then would it be true to say that you suspect you know who the conspirators are?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''There are other werewolves here, are n''t there?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''There''s no need for this, right?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''These men are hunting terriers?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''These stories about man- eating goldfish and people''s husbands disappearing in big silver dishes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''They do?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''They''d listen to a--ing dead man?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''This is going to be a long paragraph?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''This is the little thing you send out to the Duchess of Quirm and the Duke of Sto Helit and people like that, is n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''This may seem a strange question,''he said,''but have you got any friends?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Too much sugar?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Tried to kill you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Trustworthy, are they?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Uh, by the way,''said the Bursar,''do you people have an Annual Dinner?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Undermining us, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Veil,''Otto said reluctantly,''you know how salamanders absorb light?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Veil?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Vich order is this she belongs to, please?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Vot are you all looking at?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Vot can I do for you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Vot do you vant now?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Vot has been happening here?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Vot is happenink next, please?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Vot is news, please?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Vot kind of danger?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Vot vas all zat about?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Vot''s this?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Vot?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Vy are ve stoppink?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Vy vill zat vork?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''WHAT?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Want to make any changes before we go to press?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Want to try?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Was it signed by his mother?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Was that right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Was there?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''We are talking about Wuffles, are we?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''We could live like kings on a dollar a day, Arnold,''            ''What, you mean someone''d chop our heads off?''.
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''We could try cutting his head off again?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''We do n''t have a ruler?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''We''ll be heading off now?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''We''ll discuss it, shall we?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''We''re going to buy some magic?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''We''re scragging''em now?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''We''ve got the--ing payment with a--ing big bonus, no--ing point in hanging around?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Well, he ca n''t just write down anything, can he?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Well, he would say that, would n''t he?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Well, it''s a question of style, is n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Well, now, who''s been a clever boy?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Well, that''s where it gets tricky, does n''t it, sir?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Well, the scorpion pit is n''t as bad as it''s cracked up to be, you know?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Well, then, is Mr Thunderaxe all right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Well?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Well?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Werewolves, you mean?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Wh''s a cl''r boy?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What about Drumknott?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What about the Ankh- Morpork Times?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What about these two?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What about you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What actually happened when I grabbed the eel, Otto?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What am I supposed to do about it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What am I supposed to do?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What are all the fruit salads and leaves and things?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What are they?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What are we going to do now?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing all this for, Mr de Worde?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing here, lady?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What are you doing?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What are you going to do with it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What are you going to do?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What are you going to do?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What are you intending to do with this picture?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What are you talking about?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What are you talking about?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What are you talking about?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What are you working on?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What can I do for you?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What changed her mind?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What colour would you like me to be?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What colour''s oh- de- nill?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What cook?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What cooks''ve you got?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What could you disguise a dog as?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What crime, would you say?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What did you expect?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What do you call this news sheet?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, was?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean, white ink for the spaces?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What do you mean?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What do you put at the top?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think of this funny marrow, eh, Mr de Worde?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think, Mr Goodmountain?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think, Mr Tulip?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think, Mr de Worde?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What do you think?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What do you want me to do with these jewels?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What does he do with it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What does he want?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What does it look like?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What does it say?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What does it smell of?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What exactly are you going to do?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What exactly is she doing?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What for?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What happened to Mr Dibbler?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What have you done with Charlie?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What is it you''re wanting?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What is it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What is this?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of a scent bomb?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of dress?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What kind of--ing question is that?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What now?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What paper?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What religion is that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What shall we do?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What she do, kick der dust to death?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What smell?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What smell?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What the hell''s this?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What was dat about?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What was it you did to Sergeant Detritus?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What was that he--ing did to us?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What was that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What was your job, Mr Crank?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What was your last job?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What were the other options?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What what?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What you mean, then, is that there is no evidence that he wasn''t stolen by demons?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''d I be if I broke a deal?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''ll we use?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''re these--ing things?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''re we going to do now?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''re we going to do now?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''s dem things?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''s going on here?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''s going on?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happened to you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening now, then?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''s happening?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''s he--ing pretending for?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''s in there?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''s legality, Charlie?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''s new about that?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''s one of them, then?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''s such a problem about a dog?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that dwarf doing?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''s that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''s this smell you keep on about?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''s through there?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What''s wrong?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What, after all this time?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What, having your head cut off?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What, in my scales?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What, the pupil?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What--ing finger is that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What--ing friends?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''What?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Whatabaht?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Whatever for?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Whatever for?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''When is it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''When will you be ready?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''When would you like it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''When you''re biting, why stop?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Where are dey?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Where did he go?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Where did you hear that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Where do the demons fit in?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Where have you been?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Where is it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Where was that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s Muntab?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s that dwarf going?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Where''s the iconographer?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Which Patrician?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Which bit?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Which is n''t the same as people and humans?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Which one, sir?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Which part?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Which people?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''While we starve, I suppose?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Who are you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Who can tell me more about them?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Who can you trust these days?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Who cares?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Who first?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Who gave you that key?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Who says we''ve never committed a--ing crime in Ankh- Morpork?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Who shall I make the cheque to?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Who the--ing hell are you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Who was that hero who was condemned to push a rock up a hill and every time he got it to the top it rolled down again?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Who were they?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Who will be the new Patrician?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Who''d give you a key?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s been killed?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s going to search Foul Ole Ron?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Who''s there?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Who, us?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why are you bothering with it, then?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why did you do this?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t we just--ing hit people until someone tells us where the dog is?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why do n''t you just, well, recall?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why do we keep on working?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why does he only lisp the occasional s?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why does n''t he just jump?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why not go and have a look while everyone else is busy?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why not that letter?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why not?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why should I want advice about vi-- women?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why was his lordship unconscious, sir?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why was there a crossbow bolt sticking in the floor?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why would Mr Slant speak up on your behalf?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why''s there a bigger box for the Es?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why, what did he do?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Why?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''William, you realize that you are robbing a corpse?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Wizzip?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Wo n''t she mind?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Wo n''t they complain?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Worse?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Would I say that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Would he give us a quote?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Would it be less dangerous for another fifty dollars?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Would you care for a cup of tea?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Would you know them if you bit them again?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like a drink, Mr Pin?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Would you like to keep the scales for a few days in case you want to weigh any more?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Writing things down at people?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yata whipsie poitl swup?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah,''            ''So where''s his--ing bodyguards?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yeah?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Years?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes indeed what?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Causley?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Mr Cartwright?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Mr Villiam?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, Villiam?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, and that''s what you''re planning to do, is n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but how much trouble are we in already?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, but--''            ''Anyway, I ca n''t help it if young men want to tell me things, can I?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, miss?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes, well, I do n''t think telling me about a lot of smashed eggs counts, does it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yessir?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yip?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You all right, your lordship?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You all right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You are going to put this in your rag of a newspaper, are n''t you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You ca n''t afford that, can you?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You ca n''t see anyone?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You ca n''t tell me that as commander of police I ca n''t stop some little ti-- some idiot from writing down anything he likes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You could n''t add that I tore Slicer Gadley''s ear off with my teeth, could you?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You do n''t think so?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You do realize, do n''t you, that this is in the public interest?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You do?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You drink tea down here?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You feeling all right, Mr Pin?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You got some change?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You had him?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You have no honour, do you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You have very long winter evenings in Uberwald, do n''t you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You keep''em for your special customers, do.you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You know nobility?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You know there''s a Committee to Unelect the Patrician?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You know what this is?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You know what?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You know zat another term for an iconographer would be"photographer"?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You know, in zis job I just can not make a shirt last two days?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You know?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You mean Foul Ole Ron and that bunch?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You mean I like to know that things have actually happened?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You mean Mr King?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You mean by comparison to the warm and wonderful ways humans conduct their affairs?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You mean he can tell someone else''s arse from their elbow?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You mean like"Is this the first time you''ve strangled anyone?"''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You mean normal where mad priests start to collect dogs, or normal where vampires mess around with evil shadows?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You mean quit on a contract?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You mean the roads were higher than the pavements?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You mean, like, throwing their voice?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You mean, what he looked like?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You might just spread the word that I do n''t like that sort of thing, will you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You noticed that?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You realize that this means it''ll take us much longer to print each paper?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You reckon that was enough, just askin''''em?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You reckon you''ll get your money back, Mr King?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You remember you said we ought to get more writers?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You said this was all about money?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You said you wanted to get at the truth, did n''t you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You saw what they''ve done?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You see,''said William,''the engraver cuts away bits of--''            ''Have you still got the original?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You sell lots of these things?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You sure you feel all right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You talking to me about knocking back?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You tell your friends to get round here right now, okay?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You think I am an it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You think I''m some kind of a--ing idiot?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You think that''s really true?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You think you''re writing words that''ll last for ever?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You vant the picture right now?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You want I should--ing scrag him?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You want me to set this properly?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You want more than a penny?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You want to go to the ball, do n''t you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You want to see how--ing fast I can throw it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You wanted a dress for the ball?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You wanted me, Archchancellor?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You went to the Mister Vimes School of Communication, yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You were tellin''me the other day we were spendin''a ton of money with the engravers, were n''t you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You what?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You what?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You will wash it out thoroughly afterwards, wo n''t you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''know one of the customs of the dwarfs?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''re Lord de Worde''s boy, are n''t you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''re Lord de Worde''s son, are n''t you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''re Lord de Worde''s son, right?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''re Mr de Worde, right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''re a new owner?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''re a wizard?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''re getting married?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''re going to--ing buy one?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''re just going to break in?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''re knocking us back, just like that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not a watchman, are you?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not going to attack anyone, are you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not going to kill anyone, are you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not going to see him, are you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not going to tell me what you know, are you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''re not proposing to hack through to the cellars of the Inquirer, are you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You''re working for them?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''You?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Your colleague will tell you why,''            ''Because our legal friend here will have made a lot of copies, wo n''t you, Mr Slant?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Your friend Mr Tulip would perhaps like part of your payment to be the harpsichord?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Yus?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''Zat vas a close shave, yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''ere, are you from that news paper?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''ere, what did you say to our Rene?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	''scuse me,''said the dwarf,''but what was it meant to be?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	--say something, Mr Tulip,''and the voice became the damp growl of Sister Jennifer,''What''III say?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	."?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	.?"''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	103             ''And that will work, will it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	124             ''Has anyvun mentioned garlic zo far?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	130             ''I am?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	134             ''How did I do?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	137             ''Has his lordship been preoccupied lately?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	144             ''Know?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	153             ''You''re not a member of a Guild, Mr King?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	155             ''Look, Mr King, will you please sell us some paper at the old price?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	173             ''Yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	203             ''What is it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	209             ''Wo n''t that be nice?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	214             ''What did you expect?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	216             ''So?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	230             ''What happened if a horse pi-- if a horse made water on the street?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	250             ''And that''s religious?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	283             ''I mean, some bits- are you sure it''s all true?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	284             Not you, then?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	312 1             ''Why is everyone still here?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	40             ''Firstly, is Mr Cut- My- Own- Throat Dibbler involved in this enterprise in any significant managerial capacity?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	47             ''How about,''he said,''if we put a little title on each piece?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	A bean with ears?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	A beetroot shaped like a potato?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	A bit of a relief, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	A couple of dozen prints be enough?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	A few jars of peppermint oil thrown down would confuse things a bit?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	A hopeless sort of voice said,''Hot sausages?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	A personal Dis- organizer?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	A sprout with an enormous hairy tongue?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	ABOUT EVERYTHING?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	AND THAT''S IT?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	ARE YOU SORRY FOR EVERYTHING?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	ARE             YOU READY TO GO?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	AT THIS TIME?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	About snakes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	After all, no one would bother to deny something if it did n''t exist, would they?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	After all, people might be thinking, Vetinari probably owed the Times a favour, and no one would want to be that favour, would they?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	All I can do with it now is give it to Vimes--''            ''Where''s the lead?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	All right, lad?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	All right, then why''s it washing itself?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	All them posters they did?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Amazing, is n''t it, how much furniture can get broken, just by taking a picture?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	An Agatean embalming pot from the P''gi Su Dynasty?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	An interesting fing, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	An officer who identified themself to me?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And Drumknolt, too--''131             ''But was n''t he the victim, sir?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And I thought you were n''t in favour, either?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And Mr de Worde?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And are you in charge?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And can I have ten dollars, please?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And do n''t make fun of his accent unless your Uberwaldean is really good, okay?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And do you know where the largest dwarf city is, your reverence?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And how 138 many officers would have noticed how deeply that arrow went into the floor?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And is this building built on a crack in space- time?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And it''s suddenly all become very complicated--''            The Guild of Engravers is going to be livid about this, you do know that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And my leg hurts,''            ''So?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And now, vot shall I do viz you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And perhaps you could find some more really old people to ask about the weather?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And that therefore there is a very large question mark over the appointment?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And the leaves on this tree?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And the one who looked like G-- like Lord Vetinari, he smelled of wine,''            ''Wine?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And then I thought, maybe someone did n''t want to be traced by their smell?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And they had a key to our house?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And turn round?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And what about the peppermint?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And what is Mr Scrope saying?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And what was the worst that could happen?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And what--''            ''Check for a damn wallet, will you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And who are you, askin''me questions?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And who did you have in mind at this time of night?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And why?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And you know what, William?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And you tell me about being knocked back?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	And zer 102 paper is vite zo all ve are really printink is black, okay?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Ann''t we?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Annoy people?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Another voice in the gloom said:''Vy?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Anything else?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, that''s your lot, understand?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, we''d need more people to write for them,''            ''Excuse me?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, what do you mean,"people who look like terriers"?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, who are"they"?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t we, everyone?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Are n''t we, everyone?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Are you here for the, mm, midnight service?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Are you mad?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Are you mad?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Are you ready to grasp the future with a willing hand?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Are you ready?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Are you stupid or somethin''?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Are you, down there in the boat, invading this city?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Are you--ing Death?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Are you--ing crazy?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Armed?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Astonishing, is n''t it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Because I''d quite like to know?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Before you try it again, okay?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Being dead in Ankh- Morpork is sometimes only an inconvenience, do you understand?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Besides, the water would have been boiled, would n''t it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Bingely- bingely?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	But I say you''re a fair- minded man who wo n''t stand in the way of an honest dwarf making a bit of a living, am I right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	But I''d always understood, sir, that Unseen University was against the use of movable type?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	But I''m setting bail at one thou--''            ''Ah?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	But how do we know the truth when we see it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	But suicidal programming forced it to continue:''And would you like a different colour scheme?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	But that was the point, was n''t it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	But who are you responsible to?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	But you are selling this to anyone in the street, is that correct?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	But you?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	By the vay, vould you mind pulling this sword out of me?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t arrest him for assaulting an officer, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Ca n''t end up more than a couple of inches, can it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Can I convince you of the idea that a sausage in a bun is what you desire at this time?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Can we print faster?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Can you believe that?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Can you both hear me?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Can you give me a description?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Can you just let me do that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Can you see anyone?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Can you wait twenty minutes without exploding?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Charlie,''said Mr Pin,''how about it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Check to see if he has a wallet, will you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Clear my appointments this morning, will you?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Clear?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Come to try and talk me out of it,''ave yer?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Completely Cake?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Completely Knitting?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Could even count in a man''s favour, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Could somevun get me out of here?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Could we just get more towards the point a bit?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	D''you hear me?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	D''you know,''he added, in a horrified voice,''he was telling me what to do?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	DO yOU W3nt Hie tO WipC the             contents of my memory?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Despite the fire in his head, he took out his notebook and wrote: hlstns bggr than golf blls?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Did I ever tell you, Mr Slant, that a lie will go round the world before the truth has got its boots on?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Did they have any idea how much the tanners paid for the finest white dog muck?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Did they tell you this?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Did you get the name of the man who climbed up after him?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Did you hear him mention clients?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Did you just make that up?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Did you know he attends meetings for fun and very carefully writes down everything that''s said?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Did you know that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Did you know zer Uberwaldean Deep Cave land eel emits a burst of dark light ven startled?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Did you--''            ''What, the paper?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Didja see them pillars in the hall?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Didja?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Dis is some kind of politics, right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Do I have to draw you a picture?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Do I make myself clear?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t know what a tosheroon is, do you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Do n''t you think?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Do you catch my meaning?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Do you know how much trouble you are in already?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Do you know they call Vimes"Vetinari''s terrier"?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Do you mean that the public is a different thing from the people you just see walking about the place?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Do you mind?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Do you really think that family is a matter of money?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand me?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand me?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand me?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Do you understand?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Do you want me to get the dustpan and brush?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Do you want to go?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Does Mister Vimes know you''re here?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Does it read the paper?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Dog muck?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Dog- sized, perhaps?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Dwarfs?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Eh?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Engraving?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Erase Memory Y,''N?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Especially underfoot, because- did I mention it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Even the one about the snake?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Every man who goes home early tonight''cos of a headache gets a hundred dollars, all right?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Everything''s made up of elements, right?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me, please?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Excuse me?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Fifty- six hurt in tavern brawl, eh?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	For that matter, what would it do to the pie?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	For what?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Give him a chance, eh?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Got that?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Got that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Haf you 161 heard the theory that there is no such thing as zer present?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Has Dibbler turned up yet?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone got any questions?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Has it, indeed?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Have n''t I always said that, Drumknott?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Have n''t you been looking at the letters?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Have they been talking to you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Have we got the heart to fire him now?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Have you heard of c- commerce?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	He does n''t want us watching?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	He is n''t a prisoner, is he?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	He knew the facts, but what did the facts suggest?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	He paused and then ventured:''Is there anything in the other paper?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	He s[ space] a[ space]fawe?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	He said:''Now can I see the dog?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	He says that this time it was waiting for the mayor in an alley,''            ''Really?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	He waited a while to see if anything would happen, and then said:''Anyone--ing there?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	He whistled into it, and then said,''Mr Drumknott?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	He''d been thinking the same thing, but: why?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Hello?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Hey?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	How about it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	How about them--ing vouchers?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	How are you?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	How can it rain underground?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	How could-- But the Engravers''Guild could, could n''t they?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	How did he do it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	How did you hear about it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	How do I know?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	How is Lord de Worde, by the way?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	How late do you need to stay up when you can make up the news as you go along?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	How many Is in"gallant"?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	How many copies do you want?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	How many times must I tell you this?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	How soon do you vant it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	How was it that the gnoll had known his name?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	How, exactly?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Human interest, right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I can smell trouble--''            ''Are you some kind of verevolf?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I could be alive before I was born?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I expect a lot of other civic leaders will be there?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I feel so much better for saying that, you know?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I knew I''d got an eye for it, see?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I mean, it''s like gods, right?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I mean, the cells have locks, do n''t they?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I mean, what kind of idiot would do a thing like that?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I mean, why peppermint?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I mean,''he added 313 desperately,''it does n''t say anywhere that we have to publish every day, does it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I meant--''            ''Someone''d drown us in a butt of wine?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I suppose that''s a suitable job for a lady, is n''t it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I want you focused, understand?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I was smiling?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I wonder what it means?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I''ll give''em mouth to mouth respiritoriation, shall I?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I''ll just go and get a hundred and fifty dollars, shall I, and bring it back to this place and hand it over to you, just like that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I''ll just leave them here, shall I?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I''ll just put the rest down here by my foot to cool down, shall I?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I''m sure they know how to deal with a man whose face no longer fits, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I''m using your civilized fisticuffs, and you do n''t vant to fight?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I''ve got quite an important question, Mr de Worde, what with you knowing all this stuff''Yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	I--''''Mr Goodmountain?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	IN THIS PLACE?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	If I can do anything for the Ti--''            ''Will you be going to Harry King''s daughter''s wedding on Saturday?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	If the seller got a penny, then how in the world could the printer make any money?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	If you could just put me down by me, please?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	In Ankh- Morpork?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	In fact, he had n''t the faintest idea why the place had caught fire, but it was hardly unexpected, was it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	In fact, we might as well kill someone anyway and save some time, eh?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	In the ensuing silence Mr Prone picked up the paper and said:''You write this?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Inform people?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Inna bun?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Is it time for that lunch yet?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Is it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t it, though?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t that nice?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Is n''t there a description?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Is special clothing required?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Is that cheap?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Is that not a notable thing?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Is that really interesting, do you think?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Is that the truth?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Is that true?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Is there anyone after me?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Is there somevhere here that makes coloured glass?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Is this hard?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	It is going to be Scrope, is n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	It returned it amiably and said,''Woof?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	It vas a mob, yes?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	It''ll still be there tomorrow, wo n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	It''s the duty of every citizen to help the Watch, is n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	It''s the famous talking dog of Ankh- Morpork, is it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Just do whatever you came to do and go?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Just handing out stuff and takin''money?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Just leave them, okay?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Knitting?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Let''s find this--ing dog and get right out of this dump, shall we?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Like the making of zer vater?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Like when you said we should twist the--''            ''And I''m always thinking about the good of the Firm, right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Look at that--ing brushwork, will ya?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Look at the chasing work on that snuffer, will you?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Look at the way the light falls here, willya?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Look, Vimes told me not to--''            ''Vimes told you Nobby Nobbs was a werewolf?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Look, he''s being kind to you because he has n''t worked out what you are yet, okay?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Look, how can I put it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Look, we could be looking at fifty dollars here, right?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Look, you put up your actual nose enough chalk that someone could probably cut your head off and write on a blackboard with your neck?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Looks like a book,''            ''Well, that''s all right, is n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	MR PIN?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	MR TULIP?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Make it:"The Times understands that Lord Vetinari was"- Sacharissa, you said the man in the cellar looked just like Vetinari?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	May I express the hope that your business here does not involve any kind of criminal activity?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Maybe we''d better just, you know, mention we''ve been here?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Mr Pin stopped, and in a strangled voice said:''Is someone standing behind me?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Mr Scrope is now Lo-- is now the Patrician?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Mr Windling?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	No one said: Will anyone speak up for Vetinari?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	No one, eh?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	No, of course 292 you do n''t, because they''re not really people, are they?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	No?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Nothing?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Now is there anything you want to tell me?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Now you know what you''ve got yourself into, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Now, I just seen a hundred dollars walk out the door and I want to see it walk back, right?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Now, what else is new?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Now, where are the scales?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Now, where was I?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Now, why had he asked her to come along?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Oh, and did I mention cattle?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Oh, and one he had n''t heard before: a strange figure had been seen swooping around the rooftops of Unseen University at night, HALF MAN HALF MOTH?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Oh, and send someone to the semaphore tower, will you?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Oh, we nearly got killed because you did n''t tell us a lot of stuff, and that''s going to cost you but, hey, who cares about us?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Okay?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Okay?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Okay?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Old- established shop in Wixon''s Alley,''            That''s all?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	One dollar per thirty?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	One of the reporters came in to say that the Alchemists''Guild had exploded, and did this count as news?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Or the truth that is still putting on its boots when a lie is running round the world?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Palace staff heard--"''            ''Do you want me to work on this or do you want me to find the beggars?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	People will buy it,''            ''Clothes?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Perhaps they''d heard about your werewolf too?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Pictures that jump out of zer page?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Pictures vhere zer eyes follow you around zer room?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Pictures zat talk?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Place in the country?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Please?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Please?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Please?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Pseudopolis and Quirm?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Ready?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Ready?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Really, we kept it for sentimental value             ''Have you still got the box it came in?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Really?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Really?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Religion stuff, then?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Remember all that trouble with the calcium carbonate?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Remember when we had to leave that guy in that--ing barn and it was a week before we got to bury him properly?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Ruthlessly despotic, perhaps?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Sacharissa, do you know anyone who wants a job?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Satisfied?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	See it, sergeant?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	See that mother- of- pearl work there?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	See the way the ferret''s nose follows you around the room?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	See the way the line of the hand draws the--ing eye into the picture?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Sergeant, show Mr de Worde out, will you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Shall I bite you, Mister Lordship?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Shall I-- shall Ron tell that lad we''re up for it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Sheesh, to you it''s nothing more than five--ing pounds of silver, right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Should I have done something?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Small shopkeepers had to be smart, did n''t they?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	So could I ask you why you''re having me watched?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	So if you''ll just show me how to get back--''            YOU WOULD NOT LIKE TO RECONSIDER?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	So this is n''t legal, is it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	So we''re all happy 156 except for the Inquirer, and who cares about them?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	So what do you think of this as a headline?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	So what?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	So who am I talking to?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	So, what was your name?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Stone does n''t bum, okay?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Stuff like this?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Surely even his father could n''t be this stupid?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Surely you have some good news about Io?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	THERE, he said, WASN''T THAT INTERESTING?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Taking on new staff, I see?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Taking pictures with darkness?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Talk about a giggle, eh?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Talking about killers?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	That bad?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	That stuff with the wire netting and the crabs and that--ing banker?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	That was all there was to it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	That was n''t the way it worked, was it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	That''d be a feather in your cap with old Vimes, would n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	That''d be tantamount to breaking in, would n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	That''s agreed, then, is it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	That''s allowed, is n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The Times?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The Watch frighten you that much, do they?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The four gentlemen behind me do not belong to any guild, as far as I am aware--''            ''Engravers and Printers?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The imp said, very apprehensively,''What happened to it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The lad''s heading into trouble, right?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The ones which had banks of oarsmen down below, and a helmsman and so on above?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The other man said,''How about the other sort?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The other rower said,''Shall I hit him up alongside the--ing head with the--ing oar again, Mr Pin?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The other said,''You have a point of view, Mr Tulip?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The press is deadV             ''What about?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The public thinks big, sensible, measured thoughts while people run around doing silly things?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The rest of us will get on with the paper, shall we?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The singing went louder for a moment but stopped as soon as she said,''Excuse me?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The sooner we can let him go home, the sooner our Mr Wintler can find another wonderfully humorous vegetable, eh, Mr Wintler?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The sort the Inquirer used for elves and exploding people,''            This?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The street has a cellar?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The title, in big bold type that was rather better than the stuff the dwarfs made, was:                   ''What''s all this?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The truth that is so precious it must be surrounded by a bodyguard of lies?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The truth that is stranger than fiction?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The unanimous vote?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The whole city, you say?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say:''What''s up with this glass?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Then Vimes said,''What the hell happened just then?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Then a voice said:''Yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Then can I write down why I ca n''t write anything down?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Then he said:             ''Mr Goodmountain, you can insert an extra paragraph anywhere in the story, ca n''t you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Then he said:''Stand up and twirl around, could you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Then it''s high time we embraced them, do n''t you think?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Then she opened it again to say:''What the hell just happened?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Then whose nose did I just drop a scent bomb in front of?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Then you would n''t entertain the idea, would you, that a state is, say, rather like one of those old rowing galleys?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Then:             ''What?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	There must be a caretaker, must n''t there?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	There was a muttered conversation, out of which the unmistakable words''He''s what?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	There was that Holy Wood moving picture fiasco a few years ago, yes?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	There''re still some around, are n''t there?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	There''s a lot of them?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	They called it le sausage- in- le- bun,''            ''What, in a--ing foreign language?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	They could put us right out of business when it comes to general printing,''            ''Can they do that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	They threw these doggies in the river?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	They would n''t be doing it if it did n''t--ing work, would they?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	They would n''t put that in the paper if they were telling lies, would they?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	They''ll say:''Perhaps a small statue would be in order, too?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	They''re electing a new Patrician today--''206             ''Who?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	They''ve got trolls too?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	They''would n''t let''them''put it in the paper if it was n''t true, would they?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Think that''ll be enough?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Thirty?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	This is a newspaper, is n''t it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	This is about money, is it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	This is an interesting fact, is n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	This is my glass?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	This is n''t anything to do with you, okay?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	This time viz the obscurograph?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Ting is, fick though I am, I am der one that''s sayin''you can stay outside, so-- What''s dat vampire doing?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Tip off the lads, will you?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	To choose what''s true?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	To go with Completely Women, and Completely Men?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Tomorrow I shall move that you are ab hamo, and in the event of this not working I--''            ''Smelling of violets?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Town house?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Tut me through to the cells, will you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Um             ''What does it say?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Understand?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Vhere can I put my face?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Views of a leading member of Ankh- Morpork''s thaumaturgical establishment?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Vot did you expect me to do?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Vot is it you vant me to take pictures of, please?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Vot is it you vish?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Vot kind of idiot just sticks it in a vampire?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Vot''s this?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Vun more?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Vy do n''t you ask me to turn into a bat vhile you''re about it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	WERE YOU EXPECTING ANYONE?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	WHAT DO YOU THINK?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	WHAT NEXT, MR TULIP?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS             IN THE HEART OF MEN?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	WHO SAYS LIVES ARE SERIAL?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	WHO WERE YOU EXPECTING?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Was anyone else buying this?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Was he hurt?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Was n''t the family motto Le Mot Juste?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	We haven''t--''            ''However can we repay you, Mr King?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	We want nothing that is going to give the Watch a clue, do you understand?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	We''re not guilty of anything, are we?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Well, I hear tell there''s one tribe where, before he can get married, a man has to kill a leopard and give the skin to the woman?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What about the money?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What about you, Ott-- Oh, can someone sweep up Otto, please?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What advice could a vampire give me about women?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What an obnoxious little phrase, do n''t you think?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What are the odds?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What are you doing?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What are you expecting me to do, try a little surreptitious trouser lifting?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What can I do for you, Mr Bone?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What causes that, do you think?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What d''you think, eh?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What did you do in Fourecks, Mr O''Biscuit?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What did you do with the dog?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What did you do with the dog?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What do you call them black humans that live in Howondaland?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What do you have to say?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What do you think?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What do you use instead, then?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What do you want them for?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What does it keep there?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What further news do you have for us, sir?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What had he got them all into?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What happened to you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What happened?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What kind of a city are you running here?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What kind of expression was''pull one of the others, it''s got bells on''?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What kind of people do you think we are?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What kind of person are you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What shape?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What the rowers need to know is how to row, hmm?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What they was cut out for?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What was the point of writing another story on the Vetinari business?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What was your question again?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What went wrong with it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What were you doing it for?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What will it be next time?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What would you put in it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What''d people think of me if they heard I go around hitting people with tables?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What''d that do to my reputation?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What''s its address?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What''s so sinister about that?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What''s the problem?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What''s the quote from?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What''s the truth mean to them?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What''s this pledge?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	What?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	When you paid the man five dollars?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Where are they?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Where did they meet?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Where''d all this come from?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Where''s its boots?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Where''s the damn vampire?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Where''s your uniform?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Which people did you have in mind?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Whine?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Who can say what really happened?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Who cared where the gold came from?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Who do you think you are, coming in here and talking daft like that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Who is running the city at the moment, commander?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Who is the oldest inhabitant in the city?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Who knows?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Who''d notice one more corpse in a city like this?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Who''d notice the--ing difference?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Who''s going to argue?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Whose is it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Why are n''t you writing it down?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Why are you sitting there with your mouth open like that?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Why do n''t we all loosen up?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Why do n''t you tell us who told you, Mr Windling?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Why have you got mud all over you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Why not?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Why should I waste my time talking to you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Why should they?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Why the hell did I do it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Why?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Will you tell Otto?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	William said it was all right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	William took out his notebook, turned to a fresh page, and wrote:''Wuffles,''He said,''How old is he?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	William?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Wipwipwip?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Without a trial?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Would you advise that he takes up his duties with several spare pairs of underpants?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Would you like me to say that if anyone saw anything suspicious they should tell you, sir?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Would you like the city to be dragged kicking and screaming out of the Century of the Fruitbat?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Would you like to debate this publicly?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	YOU DECLARE YOU ARE SORRY?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	YOU NEVER SPECULATED?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Yes?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You ARE VERY SORRY?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You DON''T THINK THERE WERE ANY BITS YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You asking us about the dog?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You believe you know where the bodies are buried, Mr Slant?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You ca n''t engrave, can you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You can get coloured inks alzo?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You do know Constable Keenside had all his teeth knocked out yesterday?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You do know that, do you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You do n''t mind?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You feel that I am being unfair?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You get someone to paint''em in, do you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You have lemon?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You just let me do the talkin'', all right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You know how much it''d sell for, reverend?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You know that stuff about the pen being mightier than the sword?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You know:"We are livid,"says spokesm-- spokeswoman for the Guild of Engravers?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You know?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You know?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You made a big mistake with that dog,''''Are you saying I should n''t''ve shot at it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You mean you, and this young lady here?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You meant you should be free to print what you like?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You must''ve heard our saying"worth his weight in gold"?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You never met an Igor before?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You put a piece in that letter of yourn last year when our Daphne got we d, right?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You remember you sent a clacks this afternoon?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You run all der way?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You say?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You see?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You stay here and help them get the paper out, will you?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You think I bite him?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You think he''ll come out for you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You think places like the Shades are bad?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You understand?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You understand?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You vanted an iconographer?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You want that to happen?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You want to add any more stuff?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You want to employ him?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You were saying?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You would n''t like to, er, be official about that, would you?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You zink?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You''ll never guess what happened?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You''re allowed rat, right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You''re surprised?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You''re telling me that if I do what you want you''ll do what you want?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You''re telling us people will listen to a dog?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You''ve heard of too many chiefs?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	You''ve signed the pledge?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Your family have never had to worry about the small stuff, have they?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Zis is a bit, you know, embarrassing?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	Zis vill be okay?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	[ space]coff[space]4[space]yes             ''Something wrong with your throat?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	a prisoner?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	a sort of very nearly magical way of getting lots of copies of writing?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	about two thousand, three hundred and seventeen?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	accident?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	accomplices?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	all right, Otto?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	all that children of the night business?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	all ve are printing is black and vite, yes?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	am I better zan you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	and do what?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	any special kind of potato?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	are you all right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	as being you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	barrels?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	can you come down here a minute?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	caretakers and things?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	cleaning lady?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	do you and I have anything to discuss?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	do you like it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	dog?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	doing with that box?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	er, Wuffles, what happened before you ran out of the palace?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	er, Wuffles, which man was it that you bit on the leg?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	er?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	even if you''ve done things which people might think were bad?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	excuse me, but are we producing an edition?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	fifty per cent for you two and fifty per cent for me, too?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	forward, do you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	got that?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	how long have I got?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	if something''s green- have I got this right?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	ill?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	is it still worth anything?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	is it true about big silver discs kidnapping people?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	is n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	is what we put in the paper--''            ''What d''you think of this, eh?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	it''s been very cold             ''Has it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	it''s not a very funny one, is it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	it''s time for the humble pie, is it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	jump a lot, do you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	just like you do,''            ''Traitor?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	letting us use one of your presses tonight?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	like a dowry?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	look him up in Twurp''s Peerage, will you, I''m sure he was educated in the Assassins''Guild--''            ''Alleged or not?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	loose siege weapon?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	magic light pick that up?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	make the heading:"Who framed Lord Vetinari?"
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	neighbours, you know?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	nyip- nyap mapnyap nyee- wheedlewheedlewheee             ''What''s that noise?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	on this one?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	other assistant is still safe?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	ought to do something for him             ''Really?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	paper is a kind of hobby for you, is n''t it?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	pedigree terriers, or just people who might happen to look a bit terrier- like?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	perhaps just make them a bit sorry, then?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	protege today?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	said William, who had been translating in his head,''and pockets full of fish?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	stories about talking dogs and Elves Ate My Gerbil, so do n''t give me lectures on what''s important and what''s not, understand?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	sure?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	surprised?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	that''s Lord de Worde standing just behind him, is n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	that''s practically good, right?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	that''s where it all becomes difficult, does n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	that''s your family''s house, is n''t it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	the iconograph does not lie, you have heard zis?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	the public interest?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	they''re nearly true, are n''t they?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	thing?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	took the afternoon off?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	twenty?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	vhere are ve goink now?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	vot vas all zat about, please?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	well, 78 you know how they say life began in some kind of big soup?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	well, it dunt work like that with dogs, see?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	well, writing things down?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	what happened?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	what the hell is this?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	what would I be selling, exactly?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	what would you say was the most important thing that happened at the meeting?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	what''s the modern dwarf wearing this season?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	what''s this?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	what?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	what?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	when did you start pissing in the fountain of Truth?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	when that kid nicked my first tosheroon, I did n''t go around complaining, did I?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	where was I?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	where was the sense in that?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	which one''s Mr Slant''s office?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	which one?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	who cares?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	who knows?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	who tells you what to put in?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	why does your partner keep saying''''ing'''', Mr Pin?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	work, would it?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	would like to attend?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	would n''t you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	would you care to give me your name and address?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	would you?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	wrong,''said a chair,''who do these men know?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	yes?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	you can find your way?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	you go along to the University, why do n''t you?
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	you got your bit of paper?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	you know how zer engravers can engrave metal viz acid?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	you were saying?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	you''re legal?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	you''ve heard of things like the Welcome Wagon, where various neighbours and traders greet newcomers to an area?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	your grandfather can engrave a picture, can he?''
The Truth - Terry Pratchett	your ladyship?''
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	! ’ ‘ Is it important?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	* But you ’d got another eye, right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	* I tell you what, why do n’t you accept the hospitality of my university?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	* You think it ’s all over?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	* ‘ Is that a kind of, like, sign? ’ said Juliet, who believed in such things.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	? ’ ‘ I think we ’ll find them where we find him, ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	A bog brush? ’ said Andy.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	A facilit y with magic?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	A game of football, I suggest? ’ ‘ As it happens, yes.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	A nd he ’s dead! ’ ‘ You mean Charlie?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	A polite thank you would have sufficed! ’ ‘ I ’ve got a feelin ’ about him! ’ ‘ That ’s just silly! ’ ‘ Well?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	A rat, then, somewhere on the rear shelves?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Actually, I ’ve done it again agai n. How many times is that?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	After a while, Glenda said, ‘ You wrote that poem for Trev, did n’t you? ’ ‘ Yes, Miss Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Ah, soup. ’ There was a brief interregnum as the ladle went from bowl to bowl, and then the Patricia n said, ‘ Could I assist you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	All ri ght, he might be good in an emergency, and at least he washed sometimes and owned a t oothbrush, but Juliet was special, was n’t she?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	All the things I should have done. ’ ‘ What about Trev? ’ said Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Aloud, he said, ‘ Indeed we did, but surely you are not suggesting that we were merely “ running about ”? ’ ‘ Of course not.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Also, the writing was extremely curly and that was a sure sign, was n’t it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Am I right? ’ They exchanged glances.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Am I the only one seeing this? ’ Hoggett glanced towards the rising Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	An y questions? ’ A hand went up.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	An yhow, how come you know all this shtuff?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And I do n’t think her housework is anyone else ’s business. ’ ‘ Do n’t you understand?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And I ’d prefer Nutt, thank you. ’ ‘ What ’s one o ’ them motifs? ’ said the voice behind him.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And Mister Macarona ’s here to better himself, yes?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And apparently you can bake pickled onions int o a pie so that they stay crunchy? ’ ‘ She told them that? ’ ‘ Oh, yes.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And apparently you can bake pickled onions int o a pie so that they stay crunchy? ’ ‘ She told them that? ’ ‘ Oh, yes.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And ca n’t you get them to stop that bloody chant?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And can I offer you a word of advice, Trev?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And can I remind you that I have to maintain a vital line of cosmic defence in this establishment here with a staff of exactly one?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And do you also understand me, Miste r Nobbs? ’ ‘ I think we ’d like to carry on, too.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And do you know something even stranger has happened this evening? ’ said Trev, a s the university hove into sight.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And for leftovers?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And had he just said ‘ Go for it? ’ It sounded very much like it.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And have you ever no ticed that all drunks can understand one another, no matter how drunk they are and how d ifferent their native tongues?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And how w ould they be able to put them on if they had them?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And it ’s a lot easier to remember. ’ ‘ So people you know at Brazeneck send you stuff? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And it ’s just Trev when we ’re not at work, right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And me?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And more sort of curly language? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And now … let ’s see who ’s fastest at running, shall we?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And perhaps you might like to stay on for tomorrow ’s banquet? ’ ‘ Oh?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And perhaps you might like to stay on for tomorrow ’s banquet? ’ ‘ Oh?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And she is mature like cheese and wine, bec ause she has lived for a long time and is not old. ’ ‘ But she sent you here, yes?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And spoil those gorgeous boots?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And t he sherry said, ‘ What exactly is wrong here?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And that ’s even with all the strangeness there ’s been happening lately. ’ ‘ Really, sir? ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And the Ploughman ’s Pie? ’ Glenda told her.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And the leopard must change his shorts, gentlemen, or we are all doomed. ’ ‘ Are you referring to the Loko business? ’ said Henry.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And there was no trouble, was there?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And was it just him, or was there something in the air?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And what can I say?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And what did she think he was?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And what do you suggest? ’ ‘ We are talking about a very evil force here! ’ ‘ Archchancellor, I see evil when I look in my shaving mirror.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And what does it mean?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And what sort of game do you think you will get tom orrow? ’ ‘ A war, ’ said Vetinari.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And what would they do?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And where does all that end?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And who is that with the ball now?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And who she saw — ’ ‘ Ca n’t she lie? ’ ‘ Not in the way you can, Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And will you please stop that jumping up and down, Pep e? ’ Glenda blinked.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And would you like another drink?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And you can find something like that in the total history of everything there ha s ever been? ’ ‘ Ahem.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And you know what?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And you know what?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And you never wanted to follow in his footsteps? ’ ‘ What, and get brung home on a stretcher?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And you never wanted to follow in his footsteps? ’ ‘ What, and get brung home on a stretcher?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And you say he ’s gone to an amateur dramatics performance? ’ ‘ Yes, with that very forthright young lady who makes the pies, ’ said Vetinari.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And … perhaps that new girl coul d bring it up?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	And, er, could you all come with me, please?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Andy Shank? ’ Trev ’s heart sank.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Andy isn ’ t going to try anything right here, is he?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Another sob, and a sound like the scraping of … pottery?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Anthropologists are not supposed to write that sort of thing. ’ ‘ And young Nutt is one of them? ’ ‘ Yes, that puzzled me, too.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Anyone might get their finger in the soup, but rolling around in the bottom of the bowl?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, it ’s culture, all right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, why do they want to see her? ’ ‘ There ’s a wonderful picture in the Times, ’ said Pepe.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Anyway, you have to support your own. ’ ‘ But is it not a game, like spillikins or halma or Thud? ’ ‘ No!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Apparently he evaporated while doing press- u ps in the Great Hall one day. ’ ‘ Evaporated?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Apparently they must learn balance, poise and ele gance. ’ ‘ Have you ever seen Bledlow Nobbs try to stand on one leg?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Are we going to cheat? ’ said Bledlow Nobbs.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Are we ready?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Are you Pepe? ’ ‘ That ’s me, love. ’ ‘ But you ’re not all … all … ’ She waved her hands frantically.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Are you all right? ’ All she could hear was a gurgling.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Are you an i tem with anybody?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Are you b loody blind, or what?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Are you gon na get into tr ouble about the pies? ’ ‘ No.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Are you having a banquet? ’ said Henry.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Are you on the run from the Old Sam?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Are you ready, Charlie? ’ ‘ Ready, ’ said Charlie, from somewhere in the darkness.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Are you sure?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Are you the one who made the sandwich for Nut t? ’ asked Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	As f or young Floribunda … ’ ‘ Yes, sir? ’ said Ponder wearily.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	At the whistle, he ’d managed: The United chief, should I say chief?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Aw k! ’ ‘ ’ scuse me, miss, ’ said a voice, and she looked down the steps into the misshapen fa ce of … What was his name?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Awk! ’ Who knew what strange mo nsters made their home here?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Awk! ’ ‘ From you? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	B ut her?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Be one of the crowd?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Beasly could n’t carry the ball i n a sack. ’ ‘ Oh yeah right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Been there?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Besides, who ’d look afte r Dad and the lads? ’ No, no, no, screamed Glenda ’s voice in her own head, not that!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Bloody kneecap! ’ ‘ Who did it? ’ the referee demanded.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Bosoms, eh?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But I ’m a Face, right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But I ’m glad that is your belief. ’ ‘ What? ’ With a shrug, the boy decided to gamble, what with having had no breakfast.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But Nutt … What crime could he have done?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But a pie ’s a pie, right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But he was Archchancellor, was n’t he?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But how did you lie to friends?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But how long had Nutt been pushing a pudding stall in front of him like a snowplough?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But how many of them could read now?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But it was too neat, was n’t it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But it would n’t matter, would it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But she ’d certainly known it and how wou ld she know about the ‘ cook ’ at Unseen University?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But the ball was still in his hands, was n’t it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But war is not kind, is it? ’ said Nutt, bewilderment clouding his face.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But what if you could take one out of this game, get him before the whips do, take him to a place without whips – what might he become?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But what type of example are they setting?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But you have to keep solid with your mates, right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But you ort to be able to get somethin’ out of a ball. ’ ‘ But how would that help us? ’ said Hix.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But ’ ow much do yo u think Andy and his little chums care ’bout that? ’ He leaned forward.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But, ah, if I could assist in some way …?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	But, well, has anyone from the Sisters ever gone to a fashion show?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	By the way, have you noticed that very tall wizard giving you the eye, my dear? ’ ‘ That ’s Professor Bengo Macarona.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t blame me for what a thicko Stol lop does, but something is going on with the football, ai n’t it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t get the long spin and the short spin, see?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t keep his hands to hims elf, too. ’ ‘ How come you knows that? ’ said Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t lose with a Likely playing, right? ’ ‘ I just help around the place.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t tell you. ’ ‘ Is there anyone who can cure that kind of sickness? ’ Nutt did n’t answer for a while and then said, ‘ Yes.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t you hear? ’ ‘ I ca n’t hear anything, dear, with all the noise from the crowd, ’ said the former Dean.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Ca n’t you wizards do something? ’ ‘ Yes, ’ said Ponder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Can we at least agree to just play one game at a time here? ’ ‘ Well, I think today ’s session should end pretty soon, sir, ’ said Ponder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Can we go somewhere a bit more private?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Can we have a date?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Can we try for a pistachio? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Can we? ’ said Madame, patting Glenda on the knee.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Can you do that? ’ ‘ Well, it ’s not like they advertised.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Can you fetch the cheeseboa rds one to five, please?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Can you remember wh ere she lives? ’ ‘ I ’m sure she told me, ’ said Madame, ‘ but it all seems a long time ago.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Can you see it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Can you see my feet? ’ Nutt raised his lantern.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Can you see the view?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Care to join me? ’ ‘ Well, I ought to be getting back in there — ’ ‘ Why?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Care to join me? ’ ‘ Well, I ought to be getting back in there — ’ ‘ Why?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Castles and servants and whatno t? ’ ‘ Oh, yes.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Champagne. ’ ‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Charlie, the young lady wants to know about orcs. ’ ‘ Again? ’ said the skeleton, handing the mug to the doctor.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Chatting up Glenda, were you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Come to that, who did she think he was?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Could he really be shaken down because the new football went bad?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Could n’t you be hypnotized? ’ he said to Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Cunning … is a cunning word. ’ ‘ You do n’t think that maybe this … experiment of yours might be a step too far? ’ said R idcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	D o you know what he did yesterday?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	D ’ you know, today was the first time I ever saw the ball up close?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Did anything go wrong?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Did his lordship let them put anyt hing in the paper?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t it drip out?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t see a thing. ’ ‘ He gon na play for the Dimmers? ’ Billy persisted.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t y our father ever take you to a game? ’ Ridcully looked down the table at the Council and noted a certain moistness of eye.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Did n’t you see it? ’ said the editor.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Did she bribe t he guards with food?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Did she teach you … whatever it was you used on Trev? ’ Beside Glenda, Trev stirred.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Did she tell you to kick the ball out of the pitch? ’ ‘ Yes, that ’s right.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Did the red fire come up from t he pipe or down from the ceiling or simply out of the walls?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Did you catch your Megapode, by the way? ’ How the hells does he do it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Did you catch your Megapode, by the way? ’ How the hells does he do it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Did you chaps say something? ’ Nearest thing to the gods.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Did you enjoy it? ’ Nutt ’s face lit up.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Did you get the wizards to magic the beer out of your stomach? ’ She had stopped pushing her luck a long time ago.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Did you see him yesterday?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Didn ’ t chafe either, did it? ’ ‘ No, ’ said Trev, amazed.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Dimmers and Dollies?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Dimwell Old Pals?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do I appear drunk? ’ ‘ In my opinion no, sir, but you seem unusually … talkative. ’ ‘ Coherently? ’ ‘ To the minutest scruple, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do I appear drunk? ’ ‘ In my opinion no, sir, but you seem unusually … talkative. ’ ‘ Coherently? ’ ‘ To the minutest scruple, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do n’t you know that?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do the wizards know you ’re here?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do what I say, okay? ’ Do what she says, okay?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do what I say, okay? ’ Do what she says, okay?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do y ou know anything about hith eating habitth? ’ ‘ Yes, he likes apple pies, ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do you kn ow what my job is, Archchancellor?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do you know a bloke called Andy?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do you know a nything about hith background? ’ ‘ Not a thing, mister. ’ ‘ Really? ’ ‘ Look.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do you know a nything about hith background? ’ ‘ Not a thing, mister. ’ ‘ Really? ’ ‘ Look.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do you not remember our talk abou t the meaning of words a little while ago?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do you remember why?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do you think that will be the case? ’ ‘ They ’re not yer average players! ’ Trev blurted out.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do you want to? ’ ‘ Yes, thank you.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do you wax?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do you ’ ave keys to the wine cellar, Glenda? ’ ‘ Do you think I ’d tell you, Trev Likely? ’ ‘ Thought not.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Do you ’ ave keys to the wine cellar, Glenda? ’ ‘ Do you think I ’d tell you, Trev Likely? ’ ‘ Thought not.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Doctor Lawn ’s here and he says the man ’s got up and gone home! ’ ‘ Did they get an Igor to look at him? ’ ‘ Yes.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Does he?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Does n’t an orc have arms and legs? ’ ‘ Yeah, at the moment, ’ said Andy, and leaped.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Does n’t an orc have ears?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Does that worry you at all? ’ ‘ No, not really, ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Dwarfs?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Dynamic tension you know, helps build up the muscles. ’ ‘ Alphonse? ’ said the baker, looking incredulously at the bledlow.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Emberell a?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Er … Well that ’s it, see?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Er, h ow did you get hold of the ingredients? ’ ‘ Oh, there is an old alchemy room in the cellars. ’ ‘ Hmm.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Er, how come you ’re so tough, Gobbo?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Ever heard of Emberella?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Everyone bathes in a tub in front of the fire, do n’t they?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Except … why?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Fancy a top- up?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Finally, she said, in a voice li ke pearls, ‘ ’ ad your bleedin ’ eyeful?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	First of all, did n’t anyone in Gen ua, even in those days, know how to take a pulse?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	First, who would think that the beauty in the silver beard, like some goddess of the forge, was a cook ’s as sistant?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	For heavens ’ sake, it ’s not that h ard — ’ ‘ Yes, Nobby? ’ ‘ We ’ve got a bit of a situation, sarge.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	For some game?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Free drinks?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	From Genua, remember?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Gentlemen, can you not see what ’s happening in front of y our faces?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Getting the spins is the thing, but if I ’ ave to think too much it do n’t work. ’ ‘ Can you do it with a ball? ’ ‘ Dunno, never tried.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Glenda said, ‘ Oh, ’ and then, ‘ Should they be like that? ’ ‘ I have no idea, ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Glenda said, ‘ Trev, fetch Mister …? ’ ‘ Nutt, ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Gods bless my soul, I say, what can this be abo ut?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Got a shilling? ’ There was a clink, high above.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Got a way to wriggle us out of this, have you? ’ ‘ I suppose so, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Got it? ’ Nutt, somewhere in the space between the big bobbly hat and the boa constrictor of a s carf, nodded.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Got that?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Had Hoggett been standing very close when they had been talking?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Had she been thinking at all?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Had the woman asked Glenda her name?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Hardly a great leap of ingenuity, is it? ’ ‘ Oh, there are some significant differences.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Has any of us, in the last few decades, even seen the game being played?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone ever seen a leopard wearing shorts?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Has anyone seen Miss Glenda? ’ ‘ Here, ’ said Glenda, advancing out of the shadows.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Have w e all understood that? ’ ‘ It seems pretty clear to me, ’ said the Chair of Indefinite Studies.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Have you done something you should n’t? ’ ‘ I should be making myself worthy, ’ Nutt said, pulling away gently and not meeting he r eyes.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever met a goblin before? ’ ‘ Strange you should ask, ’ she told him.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Have you ever twisted someone ’s head off? ’ ‘ I do n’t believe so.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Have you got something very col d and fizzy? ’ ‘ Why, yes, miss.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Have you got that? ’ ‘ Yes, Glenda. ’ ‘ And while we ’re here we ’ll make a start on the pies for tomorrow night.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Have you heard about micromail? ’ ‘ Got yer.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Having suggested the match in the first place, what do you t hink I would look like if I intervened?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	He could go to the Watch and tell them … tha t Andy had been threatening?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	He gave as good as ’ e got, my dad, and then some. ’ ‘ So, he was a bugger and a clogger and a biter too, was he? ’ ‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	He gave as good as ’ e got, my dad, and then some. ’ ‘ So, he was a bugger and a clogger and a biter too, was he? ’ ‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	He let go and said, ‘ Can I help you, sir? ’ ‘ You ’re that Lord Veterinary, ai n’t ya?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	He let go and said, ‘ Can I help you, sir? ’ ‘ You ’re that Lord Veterinary, ai n’t ya?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	He looke d around, ‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	He should get his ch ance, do n’t you think? ’ Suddenly Vetinari was smiling again.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	He vanished about forty years ago, I believe. ’ ‘ Killed?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	He was born in the city. ’ ‘ He ’s a Miners fan, then?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	He works for me. ’ ‘ What as?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	He — Glen da was up ahead?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	He ’s a goblin, from the h igh country. ’ ‘ Coming down here, taking our jobs, yeah? ’ said Carter.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Her last thought as she plummeted into sleep was: Do n’t goblins steal chickens?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Here, what ’s that you ’re holding? ’ ‘ Not today, Andy, ’ said Trev, backing away.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	His stomach expanded, his eyes became pinpoints, thunder rolled overhead and he roared, ‘ WHY HAVEN’T YOU BOYS BROUGHT YOUR KIT?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Honestly, she thought, no t finding somebody is news?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Honestly, what must you think of me? ’ ‘ Nothing, right up until you said that, ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How about a date?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How am I doing in terms of nut dimensions? ’ ‘ You ’ve got some kind of magic mirror? ’ said Glenda flatly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How am I doing in terms of nut dimensions? ’ ‘ You ’ve got some kind of magic mirror? ’ said Glenda flatly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How can you be so certain that the orcs were that ba d in any case? ’ ‘ We did terrible things. ’ ‘ They, ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How can ’ e do it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How come you ’re still alive with a weedy punch like that?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How could I refuse?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How did you do that, Mister Likely? ’ ‘ You just ’ ave to get the hang of it, guv.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How did you talk to Juliet about similes and metaphors a nd poetic licence all wrapped up in wonderful curly writing?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How do I know you are not dangerous? ’ he said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How do you manage to get the pickled onions to stay so hard and crispy in the baking?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How does it feel to be human? ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How does she do it? ’ ‘ Well, you did it, sir. ’ ‘ I undid it.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How hard can it be? ’ ‘ You saw what happened, ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How hard would that be? ’ ‘ As hard as a face full of hobnails, perhaps? ’ said the Chair of Indefinite Studies.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How hard would that be? ’ ‘ As hard as a face full of hobnails, perhaps? ’ said the Chair of Indefinite Studies.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How is he getting along?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How is the Dean settling in at Brazeneck, by the way? ’ If it had been anyone else asking, Ridcully thought, that would simply be a polite enquir y.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How many pies could I make out of a weasel like Ottomy?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How many times do I need to tell people?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How much of a weight is on yours? ’ ‘ It ’s rather like being a carthorse, ’ said Vetinari.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How much of this is magical? ’ ‘ None, Sam, as far as we ’re aware.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How much was he worth?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How much?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How much? ’ said Nutt, turning it over in his mind.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How smart does someone have to be to be as stupid as you? ’ There was a tentative knock at the door and then a watchman put his head around it.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How to begin?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How to begin?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How to unravel it and then r avel it all back up again in a better shape because she had been wrong?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How was you expecting to watch the matc h? ’ ‘ Just so long as we can get close, ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How went the day? ’ ‘ You what? ’ ‘ Did Fortune favour Dimwell last night? ’ ‘ What are you on about? ’ Nutt pulled back further.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How went the day? ’ ‘ You what? ’ ‘ Did Fortune favour Dimwell last night? ’ ‘ What are you on about? ’ Nutt pulled back further.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How went the day? ’ ‘ You what? ’ ‘ Did Fortune favour Dimwell last night? ’ ‘ What are you on about? ’ Nutt pulled back further.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How went the day? ’ ‘ You what? ’ ‘ Did Fortune favour Dimwell last night? ’ ‘ What are you on about? ’ Nutt pulled back further.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How would yo u get on away from here, in foreign parts where folks are so odd?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How ’s Professor Macarona? ’ The professor was lying on his back, staring at the sky and wearing an expression of bland happiness.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How ’s it going? ’ She thumped a wad of orders on the table proudly and opened the suitcase.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	How? ’ Carter, always a bit overweight, had to scurry to keep up.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I assume there will be some? ’ ‘ Temperatures were somewhat warmer in olden days.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I ca n’t help here, but remember, you ’ve always got your knee. ’ ‘ And what about …? ’ Juliet began.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I collected half a dozen and tested them on the usual subjects. ’ ‘ The students? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I deliberately aimed at the pole. ’ ‘ So?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I do n’t know how the ball stayed at his feet. ’ ‘ Do you mean he dodged past him, sir? ’ said the assistant.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I h aven’t been to a banquet in ages. ’ ‘ You have n’t? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I had déjà vu without the origina l vu. ’ ‘ And it was n’t magic? ’ suggested the Lecturer in Recent Runes.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I have already t old the guards to throw the foodstuffs away. ’ ‘ Food cooked by a Sugarbean?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I have n’t done nothing! ’ ‘ Have you thought about opening it? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I have n’t got round to wiping it yet. ’ ‘ Memory of what? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I helped you with the ball …? ’ ‘ And you are telling me I ’m wrong.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I hope that ’s understoo d?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I imagine you run the Night Kitchen?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I just joined. ’ ‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I know I was down on the list, but who would have thought it would have turned out like this? ’ Ridcully stared at the sky.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I know it was a lot of fun, ’ Glenda said, ‘ but showing off clothes is n’t like a real job, is it? ’ No.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I know none of us can help how we ’re mad e, but how come you ’ve been made to look like a chicken? ’ ‘ Awk!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I mean, Trev thought, he would n’t switch off his own magic, would he?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I mean, do n’t you t hink it ’s trying a bit too hard? ’ ‘ It was hard enough to get that one made, ’ said Dr Hix.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I mean, do these look to you like people who habituall y eat in a foreign language?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I mean, goblins?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I mean, how?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I mean, it ’s pointless, is n’t it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I mean, we get some decent leftov ers after a big affair, but what ’s that to you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I see you scribbling in your little notebook, Mister Stibbons? ’ ‘ Yes, Archchancellor.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I should have said that you have enormous t — ’ ‘ Just stop there, will you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I should know, I got kicked inna head quite a few times. ’ ‘ Really? ’ said Lord Vetinari.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I take it that you are behind the idea of an expeditionary force to Far Uberwald? ’ ‘ Of course! ’ said the former Dean.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I think he ’s gone for a lie down. ’ ‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I want to w itness a game of football. ’ ‘ Witness?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I was only a child then, of course. ’ They strolled on and after a while Trev said, ‘ Could you say that again?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I was only seeking worth. ’ ‘ Worth? ’ said Ponder, looking at Trev for some kind of map of this new territory.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I will be pleased to welcome you a s the captain of the Dolly Sisters team. ” ’ ‘ Why has he picked on me? ’ Stollop demanded.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if I could borrow one of them? ’ ‘ Be my guest, ’ said the Patrician.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I wonder if you could assist me by removing it from the premises? ’ He gave her a grateful smile, took the pie and hurried away.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I wonder why ca n’t you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I wondered if you could be of assistance to me?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I would say he is trying to see what kind of man he is going to be. ’ ‘ Really?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll send my bill to you, sha ll I, Mustrum? ’ ‘ Would n’t you like to take him somewhere nice and quiet? ’ said the referee.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I ’ll send my bill to you, sha ll I, Mustrum? ’ ‘ Would n’t you like to take him somewhere nice and quiet? ’ said the referee.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I ’m amazed at your insight in so short a t ime. ’ ‘ I have a talent for pattern recognition in developing situations. ’ ‘ Really?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I ’m not risin ’ to it, Andy. ’ ‘ Not risin ’ to anythin ’ very much, are you? ’ ‘ Not listenin ’, Andy, ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I ’m smart. ’ ‘ Yes, Mister Trev, I can see that. ’ ‘ Get the gear on and let ’s go, okay?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I ’m sorry! ’ ‘ Why be?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I ’m sure I can trust Mister Likely and Mister Nutt with the money, ca n’t I? ’ He said it jovially, but there was an edge to his voice.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve got the staff with the silver skull on it — ’ ‘ And a joke- shop mask? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve got three brothers, ai n’t I?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve got to clean up for the day, and I do n’t want football dirtying up my nice surfaces, you hear me?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve helped lots of people and I invented the Ploughman ’s Pie. ’ ‘ Did the people you helped want to be helped? ’ ‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	I ’ve helped lots of people and I invented the Ploughman ’s Pie. ’ ‘ Did the people you helped want to be helped? ’ ‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	If I wrote ’ er a letter, you could give it t o ’ er, right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	If even Pepe knew there was something on the boil, then surely the Old Sam would know too?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	If he trusts us, can you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	If you feel really hungry I ’ve got some macaroons. ’ She looked at the near est Sister and said, ‘ What about you, love?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	If you want to play, just go and do it, yes?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Impossible?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	In the High Energy Magic Department, yes? ’ ‘ A coming man, our Adrian, ’ said the former Dean, proprietorially.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	In the vats you stir up tallow, not the past, okay?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	In theory Glenda ’s activities would merit anoth er kind of firework display later on, but it was n’t going to happen, was it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Is a little first- aid knowledge too much to expect?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Is he a goblin, do you think? ’ said Glenda, as patiently as possible.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Is he really just hun ched up?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Is that clear? ’ ‘ Twice, sarge. ’ He could n’t resist it, he just could n’t, not even with the cold sweat r olling down his spine.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Is that understood? ’ ‘ Yes, sir, ’ said Mr Hoggett.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Is there a point you wish to make? ’ ‘ Yes, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Is there a problem, Havelock? ’ ‘ No, no, not at all, ’ said Vetinari.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Is there anything else that can be said?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Is there nothing he will not stoop to?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Is this not so, Drumknott? ’ ‘ You did indeed consume some twelve pints of very strong malted beverage, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Is this not so?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It ca n’t be true! ’ ‘ Sir? ’ He realized that all the footballers were staring at him.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It concerns this wretched game called foot- the- ball … ’ ‘ It does? ’ The glass, now in Ridcully ’s hand, trembled not a fraction.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It did what it sa i d on the iron maiden. ’ ‘ And what happened to them? ’ ‘ Well, officially they ’re all dead, ’ said Hix.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It does n’t have to make sense! ’ ‘ But he warned you about Nutt? ’ ‘ Yes, but I do n’t think he meant “ lock up your pies ”, do you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It does n’t have to make sense! ’ ‘ But he warned you about Nutt? ’ ‘ Yes, but I do n’t think he meant “ lock up your pies ”, do you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It grumbled all the time. ’ ‘ It really can talk? ’ said Vetinari.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It is expected of me. ’ ‘ But how can that possibly work? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It needed instant nourishmen t. ’ ‘ Trev says you used to be chained to an anvil? ’ ‘ Yes.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It never happ ened. ’ ‘ Are you sure? ’ said Carter.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It sai d so on his door, did n’t it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It travels faster than light in two directions at once! ’ ‘ Can we make it do anything interesting? ’ ‘ Well yes!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It wa s bad enough finding ping- pong balls nesting in the attics. ’ ‘ Ping- pong balls nestin ’? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It was a long time ago and a long way away, right, an ’ it ’s no t like the trolls and dwarfs were n’t as bad as you lot, ai n’t I right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It was all very well for the Watch to say ‘ the innocent have nothing to fear ’, but what was that all about?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It was just after the case of Mister Floribunda. ’ ‘ Which one was he? ’ said Ridcully, still striding purposefully ahead.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It will send exactly the right message to the student body. ’ ‘ But he disobeyed an express order, may I point out? ’ ‘ That ’s right.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It wo n’t cause trouble for anyone, will it? ’ Nutt added, looking suddenly anxious.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It ’ll be nice to get ahead of ourselves, right? ’ Juliet said nothing.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It ’ll get cheaper, too, they say, and most of all it does n’t — ’ ‘ Wotcher, Glendy, guess who? ’ Someone tapped Glenda on the shoulder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a bit dull, isn ’ t it? ’ ‘ Pies were mentioned, ’ said the Lecturer in Recent Runes, craning his neck.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a good way of gettin ’ your head caved in! ’ ‘ Trev Likely? ’ roared Bledlow Nobbs( no relation).
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It ’s a metaphor? ’ said Glenda, relieved.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It ’s about the foo tball, I ’m sure of it. ’ ‘ Well? ’ ‘ For some plan, I expect.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It ’s always been like that! ’ ‘ What could have caused such a difference between them? ’ ‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It ’s always been like that! ’ ‘ What could have caused such a difference between them? ’ ‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It ’s called an omnibus, see, and omni means everything and damn near e verything happens on this bus, that ’s why I have the axe, see?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It ’s for people who ’ve got to be in Sto Lat ea rly and have n’t got much money, and there ’s the rub, see?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It ’s never going to happen, is it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It ’s not dwarfish. ’ ‘ Oh, but it manifestly is, is it not? ’ said the King.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It ’s not our ki nd of thing, is it? ’ ‘ Does n’t say that in the paper.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It ’s ridiculous to sit up here like this. ’ ‘ You ’re going on the pitch, sir? ’ ‘ Yes.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	It ’s top stuff. ’ ‘ What about his lordship? ’ He grinned.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Just one thing: that was n’t magic, because we would know, s o how was it done? ’ ‘ Well, initially, dwarfish alchemy, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Just someone?!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Just spe ak with a little more class, eh?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Just the job, eh?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Just wait while I fetch my scarf, will yo u? ’ To herself she added, You just keep walking, Johnny!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Let him down gently. ’ ‘ What happened to him? ’ said Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Let ’s get on with it, shall we? ’ ‘ Gentlemen, would you please form up your teams for the singing of the National Anth em.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Like UU? ’ She waved her hands in the air.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Luv, Trev. ” How does that sound? ’ ‘ The soul of it is pure and noble, Mister Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	MISTER NUTT?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Made of pie. ’ ‘ What kind? ’ His informant looked shocked.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Makes it more fun. ’ ‘ Are n’t you going to train, sir? ’ said Ponder, pulling another document towards him.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Making notes about what?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	May I ask how —? ’ ‘ She is a cook, Drumknott, not a maid.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	May I conti nue? ’ ‘ Huh, ’ said Ponder, in that slight daze that overcame everyone hearing a Nutt lecture for the first time.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	May I? ’ said Professor Ritornello.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Mister Hoggett?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Mister Stibbons! ’ ‘ Yes, Archchancellor? ’ ‘ You shall be the keeper of the rules and adjudicate fairly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	My own recipe. ’ ‘ Really?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	No one who uses make- up is going to tear your head off, right? ’ ‘ Did n’t you meet my ex- wife? ’ said the baker.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	No one who uses make- up is going to tear your head off, right? ’ ‘ Did n’t you meet my ex- wife? ’ said the baker.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	No one would dare mess with it. ’ ‘ How come you know about brimstoned rubber? ’ said Glang.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	No one would want to go like that. ’ ‘ But he loved his football! ’ ‘ So?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	No sense in getting too worried. ’ ‘ So why were you running? ’ said Juliet sharply.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	No ’ arm in passin ’ the time, eh? ’ ‘ The Dollies killed your ol’ man, Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	No, what the wise man can not change he must channel. ’ ‘ And how do you intend to do that? ’ ‘ By giving the job to you.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	No, worse than creamed – cheesed. ’ ‘ I thought you were just someone who made clothes? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Not a l ot changes in here, does it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Not angry, okay?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Not countin ’ today, how often have you seen the ball in play?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Not much help for you now, is there, Orc?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Nothing wrong with re d and yellow, no one else uses those two, but, well, you want two big U ’s on the front, right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Now what would I do at this point if I were in a romantic novel?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Now … Will … You … Trust … Me?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Now, ho w about you just run along to training?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Now, you listen to me, Trev Lik ely, under all that gab, you ’re a decent sort, so I ’ll tell you this: see Juliet over t here?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Now, you would say to me, I am sure, ’ h e went on, ‘ What of the 4–4–2 or even the 4–1–2–1–2, yes?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Nutt took it, raised it in the air and — What happened?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Nutt?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Oh, I see that you still have Mister Stibbons here? ’ ‘ Er … ’ began Ponder, looking from one to the other.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Oh, and there ’s a box of matches, too. ’ ‘ What for? ’ said Smeems, reaching out for the hook.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Oh, did n’t I?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Oh, why had he, why had he left the vats?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Ok ay, they had never had much in the way of schooling, but why did they have to be so dumb?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Okay?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Okay? ’ Should I tell him abo ut the magic mirror?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Okay? ’ Should I tell him abo ut the magic mirror?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Okay? ’ ‘ This is n’t that kind of football, Trev, ’ said Nutt soothingly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Old Stollop’ll ask her what she saw at the game. ’ ‘ Well? ’ ‘ She ’ll tell him.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	On the nail, and she wo n’t lose it if s omeone prettier comes along. ’ ‘ Dolly Sisters, right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	On the subject of dinners, frankly I could do with mi ne! ’ ‘ You let him go? ’ said Sergeant Angua, horrified.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	One above all others and one Hat, of course?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	One loo ked at her and said, ‘ Are you supposed to be walking on the university lawns, madam?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Only in your heads, I feel. ’ The tallest grag said, ‘ So you intend to do nothing? ’ The King paused for a moment, staring at the ceiling.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Or did they spare him that?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Or worse?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Otherwise you ’re a numper. ’ ‘ A numper being …? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Ove r a game?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Pe rhaps, oh, I do n’t know, a different perfume would help? ’ ‘ I mean she is a member of the serving classes, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Pep e says he ’s going to win the match. ’ ‘ What have you been saying? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Pepe looked up excitedly at Madame, who went on, ‘ I wonder if you, if she … if you both would mind joining me backstage?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Please find me a ball suitable for the game of football. ’ ‘ That mask is new? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Procatalepsis and pleonasm in one day?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Put the word out, will you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Rather a wizened shell of a game, yes?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Rats did n’t sob, did they?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Really, ’ said Ridcully, as though filing this away and trying not to think H ow many of them were alive before you murdered them?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Really? ’ ‘ Yes, indeed.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Regrettably, it is not being played that way. ’ ‘ It is n’t? ’ ‘ No, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Regrettably, so do t he supporters ’ clubs. ’ ‘ What is the nature of this problem? ’ Ridcully enquired.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Rules?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Salamanders were flashing on and off, which meant people with iconograph s, did n’t it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	See if you Dimmers like him stamping all over you! ’ ‘ Old Staple?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	See this shirt? ’ he said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	See yer tomorrow, okay?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Shatta has got to be seen out and abo ut, you see?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	She c ertainly did n’t sound like a librarian, did she?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	She looked at Trev and said, ‘ Do you think V etinari knows about this? ’ ‘ Dunno, ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	She shared this thought with Juliet, who pointed down at the feet of another well- hee led customer and said, ‘ Wot?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	She should n’t say that to people. ’ ‘ But he was worthless, yes?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	She was my grandmother. ’ ‘ And she was a cook at the Guild of Assassins when she was younger? ’ ‘ That ’s right.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Signed Ponder Stib bons pp Mustrum Ridcully. ’ ‘ You signed this one for me? ’ Ridcully said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Since what was claimed to be the original rules was writt en in an ancient language, how could anyone other than a nob know what they meant?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Since when did a wizard work for wages?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Slip on a pair of the shorts. ’ ‘ Wot, here? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Smeems says he ’s a good lad but sort of odd. ’ ‘ Then he should fit right in, do n’t you think, Stibbons?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	So Glenda made do with ‘ Where have you been?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	So I told ’ i m he was Trevor Likely, and he said that was, you know, helpful. ’ I ’m stuck, are n’t I?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	So how come you ’re down in the vats, eh, workin ’ for someone like me?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	So there is, like, a new one just for the occasion. ’ ‘ I thought you never played? ’ said Trev weakly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	So what if she had a vocabulary of fewer than seven hundred words?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	So what?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	So what? ’ said the urchin, then realized that his hand was empty wh en it should now, under normal gravitational rules, be full again.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Som e of them could read, surely?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Something baked, perhaps? ’ ‘ Well done, sir!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Something ’s going on, ai n’t it, Trev?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Somewhere around about dawn, in fact. ’ ‘ All night?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Sounds like fun. ’ ‘ Somethin ’s gone wrong, ’ asn’t it? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Strong words. ’ ‘ Ca n’t we help? ’ Glenda persevered.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Suppose I could manage it … ‘All right, meet at work at hal f past one, do you hear?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Surely what she has done has helped him? ’ ‘ But he frets all the time and it ’s got out now that he ’s an orc.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Take them off, for a start. ’ But what will the neighbours say?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Tell me- did n’t we use to have a sports master here? ’ ‘ Yes, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Thank you. ’ ‘ You do n’t act drunk! ’ ‘ No, but I do act sober quite well, do n’t you think?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	That girl is a Stollop? ’ ‘ Yes.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	That is no t good. ’ ‘ Well, then, why are you coming back? ’ Glenda demanded.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	That it always delivers a perfect specimen? ’ ‘ Actually, we know very little for certain, ’ said Ponder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	That someone who did not watch football was not a real person?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	That stiff that went to the Lady Sibyl?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	That was the last known battle in which the race known as orcs were deployed. ’ ‘ Deployed? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	That would b e great, eh? ’ ‘ Do you know what Nutt thought the Posse was called, Carter? ’ ‘ No.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	That would b e great, eh? ’ ‘ Do you know what Nutt thought the Posse was called, Carter? ’ ‘ No.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	That ’s a bit pathetic, is n’t it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	That ’s all I know. ’ ‘ Well, thank you …? ’ There was no mistaking the hanging question.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	That ’s not the sort of thing you should do. ’ ‘ Like you know? ’ said Juliet, who sometimes thought that questions were answers.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The Dark Lady?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The P rince of Football? ’ ‘ Do we need a little talk, Mister Trev? ’ Nutt said urgently.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The P rince of Football? ’ ‘ Do we need a little talk, Mister Trev? ’ Nutt said urgently.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The delicate balance between town and gown, the unseen and the mundane?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The door will open. ’ ‘ What door is that? ’ she said, trying to remain cheerful.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The dwarfs still want total extermination. ’ ‘ How many orcs are there? ’ ‘ Nobody knows.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The fo otball team?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The hands are not to be used, is that clear?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The luckless Algernon, with Trev ’s rage baking his face, managed, ‘ But, like … he ’s a Dimmer … ’ ‘ Who are yer?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The one the Igor gave him? ’ ‘ Tuna, spaghetti and jam.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The one who in vented the Temperance League?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The only person who could stop it if it all went wrong would n’t have made a mistake like that?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The only rational thought that d idn’t flee from her mind was: I wonder if that job is still going in the Fools ’ Guild?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The personal touch, you know what I mean? ’ ‘ So they ’re actually just painted balls of wood and nothin’ else? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The personal touch, you know what I mean? ’ ‘ So they ’re actually just painted balls of wood and nothin’ else? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The players all want to kick the ball. ’ ‘ And so they should, surely? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The skull ring, remember?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	The strength of the player is the team and the strength of the team is the player. ’ ‘ Did you hear that? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Then she said, keeping her eyes straight ahead, ‘ The thing about the poem … ’ ‘ How did you know, Miss Glenda? ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Then she tur ned to Trev, her heart thumping, and said, ‘ What is an orc? ’ ‘ I dunno.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Then what did I think I was doing, passing on all that old toot?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Then what? ’ He f licked the paper once again, which hit Ponder ’s pencil.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Ther e has got to be something better than this. ’ ‘ Bigger boots? ’ suggested the Lecturer in Recent Runes.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	There is a door. ’ ‘ What? ’ ‘ A door in my head.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	There must be about forty people in there already. ’ ‘ Really?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	There was another pause and he added, ‘ Fancy a drink? ’ ‘ I do n’t mind if I do, ’ said the former Dean.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	There was something she had to do, now what was it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	There were more than enough people who were stuffed tight a s an egg with words, and who would want to see any of them on the front page?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	There were things you had to do, were n’t there?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	There ’s usually some bad story. ’ ‘ Anyone ever ask you? ’ He stared at her.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	They always shouts the loudest. ’ ‘ So you support the same team all your life? ’ ‘ Well, if you move away it ’s okay to change.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	They are a sorry bunch. ’ ‘ Is it they who should be sorry? ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	They are there for protection. ’ ‘ Whose? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	They did not have to drink to excess, did they? ’ ‘ You knew they would! ’ ‘ No.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	They do n’t make any sense. ’ ‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	They like not having to quaff. ’ ‘ Do we have to pay for this? ’ said Glenda nervously.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	They were claws, and claws were for clawing, were n’t they?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	They were going to lose, were n’t they?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	They were, of course, merely employees o f the university, while the wizards were, well, were the university, were n’t they?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	They will help the thoughts come straight. ’ ‘ Is n’t that what you did for Trev? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	They would stand around saying ‘ What ’s all thi s then? ’ and asking all the same questions we are.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	They ’ve got a smith ’ ere, ai n’t they?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	This is a kitchen. ’ ‘ D’you fink he ’s goin’ to tell? ’ ‘ He does n’t really know anything. ’ Eight inches, she thought.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	This is about dreams, is n’t it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	This is poetry, but wh at really is it sayin ’? ’ Nutt cleared his throat.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	This place would have a privy, would n’t it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	This place would just blow up! ’ ‘ You think so? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Three meals?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Time and place, please. ’ ‘ ’ ow do I know I can trust you? ’ said the urchin.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	To better than Burleigh and Stronginthearm sp ecification?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	To fuss around her like an old hen?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	To what urgent matter do I owe this visit?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Today, if possible. ’ ‘ You?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Trevor Likely is teaching you elocution? ’ ‘ Do n’t tell me, I know this one … You mean talkin ’ proper? ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Trevor Likely is teaching you elocution? ’ ‘ Do n’t tell me, I know this one … You mean talkin ’ proper? ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Understand? ’ ‘ Ca n’t I go and see how Nutt is gettin ’ on? ’ ‘ No.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Understand? ’ ‘ Ca n’t I go and see how Nutt is gettin ’ on? ’ ‘ No.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	University statute?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Vampires who do n’t suck blood?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Vampires?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Vetinari wants to muck it about. ’ ‘ Just leave it alone, will you? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Vetinari ’s not going to get it all his o wn way for once? ’ ‘ We ’ll play a good game, you ’ll see, ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Want one?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Wanted to run away from bein ’ me. ’ ‘ How fast can an orc run? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Was that a choice of three cheeses, Mister S tibbons? ’ ‘ Yes, Archchancellor. ’ ‘ I was just checking. ’ Ridcully leaned forward.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Was that a frown?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	We can stop people fighting by magic and then what do we do?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	We have a very now audience. ’* ‘ Yes? ’ he ventured.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	We never saw one another, right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	We shout together, right? ’ He punched Nutt playfully on the arm.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	We ’ll never know, will we? ’ ‘ Not necessarily, ’ said a voice cheerfully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	We ’re helpin g him, are n’t we, Mister Nutt? ’ ‘ Does n’t he look sweet lying there? ’ said Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	We ’re helpin g him, are n’t we, Mister Nutt? ’ ‘ Does n’t he look sweet lying there? ’ said Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Well, Glenda had done that, and nothing ba d had happened, had it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Well, in that case, I’ll — Look, will you men please stop pushing? ’ Nu tt added to the crowd, who were craning to see.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Well, it looks like you were n’t thinking big enough. ’ ‘ What do you suggest, dear? ’ ‘ Me? ’ said Pepe.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Well, it looks like you were n’t thinking big enough. ’ ‘ What do you suggest, dear? ’ ‘ Me? ’ said Pepe.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Well, that should make for a more interesting game, at least, eh, Mustrum? … Mu strum? ’ ‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Well, that should make for a more interesting game, at least, eh, Mustrum? … Mu strum? ’ ‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Well, that ’s good, innit?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Were n’t you supposed to keep banging on the chest to, like, show the broken heart how to beat again?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Were you at the match? ’ he enquired, glancing from Gle nda to Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What about agriculture? ’ ‘ Defence of the realm against starvation.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What advice do you have for young people today?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What am I saying?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What are these new rule s?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What are you going to do now? ’ ‘ Twenty- five dollars, ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What brings you here to our miserable and sadly out- of- date little university? ’ ‘ Oh, come now, Mustrum.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What can I say?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What can you make from people if you really try? ’ ‘ It ’s an interesting theory, ’ said Hix.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What could anyone do?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What could she have been thinking of?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What did I do? ’ ‘ As much as the stupid Stollops.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What did anyb ody really see?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What did he ever do to you? ’ Even Andy was frozen.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What do we need, Stibbons? ’ ‘ A better ball, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What do you like to eat?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What does that mean?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What d’you think? ’ This time the sherry got in first.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What had he seen in her expression?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What had he tried to tell himself?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What had she been thinking of?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What is it about Nutt that is so important? ’ ‘ The bastard tried to lure you away? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What is it about Nutt that is so important? ’ ‘ The bastard tried to lure you away? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What is it about me?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What is t hat thinking engine of yours doing these days? ’ Ponder brightened.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What is the purpose of this game? ’ ‘ To win, of course! ’ ‘ Indeed.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What is the trick?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What is there to fear? ’ Ridcully said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What is your favourite spoon? ’ ‘ I do n’t think she ’s got a favourite spoon, ’ said Glenda, waiting for the world to make some sense.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What is your name, young la dy? ’ ‘ Juliet, ’ said Glenda automatically, and then blushed.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What kind of death is that for a wizard?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What kind of person has th ree meals a day? ’ ‘ Someone who ca n’t afford nine, ’ said Ponder flatly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What might he become?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What might t hey do?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What on earth did she want to come along and bake pies for?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What the hell are you doing here? ’ ‘ And how did you get in? ’ Ponder demanded.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What the hell are you doing here? ’ ‘ And how did you get in? ’ Ponder demanded.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What the hell was the bastard ’s name?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What was going on?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What was she thinking? ’ ‘ I am not sure, but she likes Mister Trev, she thinks he is funny. ’ ‘ So have you read Trev ’s everything?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What was she thinking? ’ ‘ I am not sure, but she likes Mister Trev, she thinks he is funny. ’ ‘ So have you read Trev ’s everything?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What was that all about?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What went wrong?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What were the wizards doing at the game?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What will Ladyship do?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What would No Face and Concrete and Weepy Mukko do?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What would happen if your toe trouble played up again …?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What would she do without me?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What would you do without me?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What ’s bee n going on? ’ he said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What ’s happening?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What ’s it they say?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What ’s next, Mister Stibbons? ’ ‘ With regard to the chanting, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What ’s that all abou t? ’ He levered himself up and realized that he had been put to bed on one of the grubby bedrolls in the vats.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What ’s that all about, then? ’ She pressed it into Glenda ’s hand.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What ’s that all about? ’ ‘ It is something built into us, ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What ’s the point of that? ’ ‘ Well, you must admit that it makes rich people less rich, ’ said the chocolate voice of Madame behind her.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What ’s the problem? ’ ‘ It ’s Archchancellor Preserved Bigger ’s Bequest, ’ said the Master of The Traditions.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What ’s this?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What? ’ Trev told him.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	What? ’ ‘ I fort you was goin’ to stab ’ i m! ’ ‘ I just happened to be holding a knife.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	When ever has a wizard retired? ’ ‘ Well.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	When they had gone, Ponder Stibbons said, ‘ You ’re entrusting them with twenty- five d ollars? ’ ‘ Yes, indeed, ’ said Ridcully cheerfully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Wher e do you get your hair done?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Where are you from, really? ’ The old panic contained again.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Where could they start?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Where did you learn to punch like that? ’ ‘ Never learned, Mister Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Where had that come from?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Where have you all bee n? ’ ‘ We ’ ad to go to Sto Lat, ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Where was she trained? ’ he, or conceivably she, squeake d while clapping his or her cheeks with both hands.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s My Cow?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s that?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Where ’s the catch? ’ ‘ None.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Where?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Whereas pink, if you will excuse me, is rat her a … female colour? ’ Trev grinned.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Who are yer?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Who are you? ’ ‘ Trevor Likely, guv. ’ ‘ Nutt, Archchancellor. ’ Ridcully ’s eyes narrowed.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Who cared about the innocent and their problems when the Watch were on their way?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Who cares what ’ appened ’ undreds of years ago? ’ ‘ Hang on a minute.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Who could afford that?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Who did he think he was?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Who is mover and who is moved?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Who knew why, apart from them?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Who on ear th did that woman think she was?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Who would have thought that lady trolls would go for fake- tan lotion?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Who ’d have though t it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s in this from UU? ’ ‘ Ah.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Who ’s interested in that?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Whoever heard of a man resigning from UU?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Why am I not? ’ ‘ Well, because … Well, I would n’t know what to wear. ’ Glenda was getting desperate n ow.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Why are you so angry all the time?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Why chang e things? ’ ‘ The game of foot- the- ball is very behind the times, Miss Glenda. ’ ‘ Well, so are you — Sorry, sorry, but, well.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Why did other people need so much sleep?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Why did she do this? ’ Because I did tell her to do this, sort of, that ’s why.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Why do n’t we go? ’ ‘ Never heard of it, ’ Glenda snorted.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Why do n’t you just read it right now?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Why do you think this is? ’ Despite the patent stupidity of the question, Nutt seemed to think deeply.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Why do you think we should do that? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Why would anyone want them around?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Why, then, had the housekeeper employed Juliet?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Why?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Will you assist in this endeavour? ’ ‘ In every way that I can, ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	With a beard? ’ ‘ That ’s her! ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	With two t ’s. ’ ‘ Do you think the second one helps matters, Nutt? ’ ‘ Not really, sir. ’ ‘ Where is Trev?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	With two t ’s. ’ ‘ Do you think the second one helps matters, Nutt? ’ ‘ Not really, sir. ’ ‘ Where is Trev?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Without ado, I have penned a chant, such as you asked for! ’ ‘ Did I? ’ said Ridcully, out of the corner of his mouth.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Wo n’t you join us? ’ ‘ Sorry, guv, but I promised my old mum that I ’d never play football.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Wot are you all abou t?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Would I lie to you, Billy? ’ Trev could make up lies that were very nearly truths.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Would a novel called Pride and Buns be totally out of the question?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Would it hurt to have a pie- making se quence?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Would it make things better?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Would you answer a few questions, please?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Would you deny them that chance? ’ ‘ You had three men hanged last week, ’ said Ridcully, without quite understanding why.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Would you dress up in chain mail and parade in front of a lot of strangers for twenty- five dollars? ’ Glenda shuddered.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Would you like another try? ’ ‘ Permission to go and find my mother? ’ Ridcully hesitated.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Would you like another try? ’ ‘ Permission to go and find my mother? ’ Ridcully hesitated.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Would you like some more … wine? ’ ‘ Did you see that she tried to stare me down? ’ said Margolotta.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Would you like some more … wine? ’ ‘ Did you see that she tried to stare me down? ’ said Margolotta.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Would you like to work for my department? ’ ‘ Everyone knows women ca n’t be wizards, ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Yes, you are right, I am an orc, but does n’t an orc have eyes?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ’ There was a knock at the door.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Yes? ’ This was to the Chair of Indefinite Studies.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You actually signed the edict. ’ ‘ Did I?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You asked why I am strong?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You can bring a chum with you if you like, bu t you better bloody well come. ’ ‘ Why do I ’ ave to kick the door? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You corner some poor tosser and taunt ’ i m until ’ e loses ’ is rag and so ’ e starts it, does n’t ’ e?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You just do n’t get it, do you? ’ ‘ I can see helmets, Andy, ’ said Jumbo urgently.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You just do n’t, right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You knew about the dainties. ’ ‘ Spying?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You know Lord Vetinari is allowing the Hippo to be used for the game?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You know it, right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You know what I think? ’ ‘ My dad says it wo n’t look very good for Vetinari if the Academicals lose, ’ said Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You know, the kind that works?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You know, we were playing those buggers in Dimwell. ’ ‘ Until three in the morning? ’ ‘ That ’s the rules, innit?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You know, we were playing those buggers in Dimwell. ’ ‘ Until three in the morning? ’ ‘ That ’s the rules, innit?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You know. ’ ‘ About? ’ said Ponder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You know?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You know? ’ When they clearly did n’t, she continued: ‘ They hate each other.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You like them? ’ ‘ I think you could make yourself a lot of money out of that, ’ said one of the passengers.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You lot jus ’ cut throats and nicked stuff, right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You ought to get out of here. ’ ‘ Me?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You spent your life lifting weights, or what? ’ ‘ You are correct in your surmise, Mister Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You take my meaning?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You think it ’s all over?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You think that ’s a life? ’ ‘ Someone has to make pies, ’ Madame said, with an infuriating calm reasonableness.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You want to see him do it, missy? ’ ‘ What are you playin ’ at? ’ said Trev, angrily.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You want to see him do it, missy? ’ ‘ What are you playin ’ at? ’ said Trev, angrily.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You were, I mean y ou are, his friend, ca n’t you stick your fingers down his throat or something? ’ ‘ Well, no, ’ said Rincewind.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You wrote her a lovely poem, did n’t you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You ’ re not from there, are you? ’ That was an accusation as much as a question.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You ’ll get us a ll into trouble! ’ ‘ Why ca n’t he be a player? ’ said Juliet, staring at her reflection in a window.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You ’re a dwarf? ’ said Trev, trying not to turn round.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	You ’re not a zombie, are you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Young women with very thin damp clothing?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Your father loved yo u, did he not? ’ ‘ Wot? ’ Trev ’s face reddened.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	Your father loved yo u, did he not? ’ ‘ Wot? ’ Trev ’s face reddened.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	when others go clunk … Well, where ’s the contest?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ A Dolly favour on a good Dimmer boy?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ A bloody nuisance? ’ said Ridcully aloud.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ A crab necklace? ’ giggled Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ A few more inches to prevent mobbing by the ladies should present us with no probl ems, surely, Mister Stibbons?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ A few w ords of advice, perhaps?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ A fundamental law, that. ’ ‘ What ’s an orc? ’ said the lady next to him.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ A little jealous, perhaps? ’ ‘ Havelock, you go too far! ’ ‘ Would you expect otherwise?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ A little jealous, perhaps? ’ ‘ Havelock, you go too far! ’ ‘ Would you expect otherwise?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ A prank, then? ’ Angua tried.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ah, Mister Likely, I suppose there is nothing I can do that would get you o n to the team?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ah?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ai n’t you ever heard of the Thieves ’ Guild? ’ said Andy.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ All right, Stibbons, what do you suggest? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ All right, dear, what ’s this all about? ’ said Pepe.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ All right, perhaps that came out a little confused, but surely you can follow the seam?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ All right, then, you can head back with me. ’ ‘ Will we see the banquet?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ All right, what do you want? ’ ‘ We ’ve got an orc down in the cellars, ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ An ’ will he be glad about that? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And I suppose you want the proof? ’ He half turned his head.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And Ladyship le ts him read this stuff? ’ ‘ Indeed, she very nearly insists.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And Mrs Atkinson. ’ ‘ Mrs Atkinson? ’ ‘ And Willy Piltdown, Harry Capstick and the Brisket Boys. ’ ‘ Them?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And Mrs Atkinson. ’ ‘ Mrs Atkinson? ’ ‘ And Willy Piltdown, Harry Capstick and the Brisket Boys. ’ ‘ Them?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And anyway, did n’t he do all those lovely candles at the banquet last night?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And he ’s going to take you to the football, is he?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And him?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And how are those rules coming alo ng, Mister Stibbons? ’ ‘ Oh, quite well, thank you, Archchancellor.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And if something goes wrong?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And it was a Dimmer boy? ’ ‘ Yes, ’ he said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And shall I tell you something?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And sometimes I think all he worries ab out is being worthy. ’ ‘ Are you worthy? ’ said the woman.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And that ’s the magic, see?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And that ’s true, is it? ’ But it had to be true.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And the prize would be? ’ said Henry, smiling at the crowd.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And then? ’ said her voice, like a teacher encouraging a promising pupil.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And they ’ve always been useful, have n’t they? ’ ‘ Yes, Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And tomorrow? ’ he said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And upset? ’ said Vetinari.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what does he do then? ’ ‘ Well, nothing, ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what good is this going to do? ’ ‘ It ’s going to win you the match, that ’s what.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what is your name? ’ ‘ Swithin, shir, ’ said the man.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what will they do? ’ Glenda snapped.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what will they do? ’ said the creature.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And what will you do, throw it back? ’ ‘ Something like that, ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And with a newspaper, I ’m pleased to see. ’ ‘ Is n’t it exciting? ’ said Juliet, and thrust the paper at her.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you are pretty hard to understand in any case. ’ ‘ Ith he thubject to thtrange moodth? ’ Igor ploughed on.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you do n’t want anything to do with him. ’ ‘ Why not? ’ ‘ He ’s a Dimmer!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you know what? ’ she ad ded, raising her voice against the steel roar of the crowd.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you let him go, Kipper? ’ ‘ It looked like a case of doctor ’s orders, sarge, ’ said Haddock, giving Trev a wretched look.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you think that makes any difference, do you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you walked in, just like that? ’ ‘ Well, the pie helped. ’ ‘ We have met before, you know, ’ said her ladyship.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And you ’ll see there ’s a chandelier hook stuck in the top, yes?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And your stake, Dea — Sir, would be …? ’ Ridcully turned his head slightly and growled, ‘ He does n’t have to have one.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ And — ’ ‘ What? ’ said Ponder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Another pp, eh?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Any other name, by any chance? ’ said Vetinari.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anyhow, he was only telling me how he w as going to get himself a better job. ’ ‘ Doing what? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anyone want to add anything? ’ ‘ I could toy fitfully with a little fruit, ’ said the Professor of Recondite Phenomena.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anything going to go off bang? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anything you can tell me about the game tomorrow, Trev?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Anyway, they wo n’t know, will th ey?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Appetite? ’ said Ponder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are ve comfortable, Mister N utt?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are we nearly there yet? ’ ‘ Another five minutes, ’ said the driver.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you Dave Likely ’s lad?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you Lady Margolotta? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you all right, master? ’ ‘ I have been better, Nutts.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you all right? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you bloody mad? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you bloody stupid?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you enjoying this, Archchancellor? ’ ‘ Good heavens no, ’ said Ridcully, his eyes sparkling.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you goin’ out, Glendy?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you nu — insane?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you okay, dear? ’ Verity enquired.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you pulling my chuff, Gobbo? ’ said Trev, handing him an ancient sweater, faded and saggy with age.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you really sure you know ’ ow it works? ’ he said to Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you saying he ’s too smart to be a candle dribbler? ’ said the bledlow, a militant l ook in his eye.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you saying it ’s too good for them? ’ ‘ You ’re giving them Avec.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sick? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure this is wise, sir?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure you were n’t holding a hammer? ’ ‘ No hammer, Mister Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure, miss? ’ Glenda was n’t sure, but anything would be better than facing Hix ’s know- it- all smile.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure? ’ said Macarona.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure? ’ ‘ It ’s not the kinda thing you forget. ’ ‘ What kind of jam? ’ Glenda insisted.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you sure? ’ ‘ It ’s not the kinda thing you forget. ’ ‘ What kind of jam? ’ Glenda insisted.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you upset? ’ said Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you wondering how he will come? ’ ‘ He has had a very long day and a remarkably successful one.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Are you? ’ he said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Back to Her? ’ ‘ She gave me worth, ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Been busy, I suspect? ’ ‘ I thought you were lyin ’ low? ’ said Trev hopelessly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Been busy, I suspect? ’ ‘ I thought you were lyin ’ low? ’ said Trev hopelessly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Besides, ’ said Andy, ‘ I ’m turning over a new leaf, ai n’t I? ’ ‘ Oh, yeah? ’ ‘ Got out of the Shove, ’ said Andy.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Besides, ’ said Andy, ‘ I ’m turning over a new leaf, ai n’t I? ’ ‘ Oh, yeah? ’ ‘ Got out of the Shove, ’ said Andy.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Best o ’ luck to you, guv. ’ ‘ Is there anything to eat at these affairs? ’ said Ridcully, for whom lunchtime was a sac rament.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Bingo! ’ ‘ I beg your pardon, Stibbons? ’ ‘ Oh, nothing, sir, not really.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ But I do n’t have no argument with you, do I? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ But I want you in early tomorrow, all right? ’ ‘ Yes, Glenda, ’ said Juliet meekly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ But can I tell him we ’re in the clear? ’ ‘ It ’s all sorted!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ But however do we see things? ’ ‘ Depends on the Shove, guv.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ But it spoke to me without — ’ ‘ We do n’t talk about it, okay?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ But we could make a copy, could n’t we? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ But we men of craft are not interested in such paltry baubles as cups and medals, are w e? ’ said Henry.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ But what about my passengers? ’ said the driver.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ But what ’s that bloke chained to that bed for? ’ said the bledlow.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ But why do n’t you ask Miss Glenda yourself?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ But you ’re not about to eat anyone, are y ou, dear?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ But “ Necromancers Do It All Night ”?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ By myself? ’ said Ponder, horrified.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ca n’t I have one more? ’ ‘ Just one, then, ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ca n’t one of you find something t o put over him? ’ The mere question sent them scurrying in panic.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ca n’t you control your fans? ’ Hoggett shrugged.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ca n’t you do something? ’ she said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ca n’t you ’ ear it? ’ ‘ Hear what? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ca n’t you ’ ear it? ’ ‘ Hear what? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I ask you a personal question, Mister Nutt? ’ ‘ Nearly all the questions people ask me are personal, though do go ahead, Mister Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can I help? ’ He lowered his voice.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you get me in to the banquet on Wednesday night? ’ ‘ Sorry, the butler chooses who gets those jobs, ’ said Molly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you help me get him to the Lady Sybil, Mister Haddock?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you light them, Mister Nutt? ’ ‘ Yes, miss.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you read it for me, Glendy?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you really light the candles from here? ’ she said aloud.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Can you stop it? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Charlie? ’ A skeleton walked out through black curtains at t he far end of the room.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Cigarette?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Come on up to the Night Kitchen and we ’ll scrounge break fast, okay? ’ ‘ Oh no, Mister Trev, ’ said Nutt, almost dropping a candle.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Could I please ask every one else to leave?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Could I regretfully remind you gentlemen that I have another hand? ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Could you give that to me a little bit more simpl y? ’ ‘ Oh, I ’m sorry, ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Could you pass me the ball, please? ’ He to ok the football and bounced it on the floor.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Currently th e teams wear old shirts and short trousers. ’ ‘ How short? ’ said the Chair of Indefinite Studies, urgency in his voice.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Dead man ’s pointy shoes? ’ ‘ No, I forbid it! ’ said Ponder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did I mention that when it is presented, the very nearly gold urn will be full of beer?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did I say that I am a politician?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did a few hours ’ unloading down the docks, did n’t I? ’ he said defensively, as though a bit of casual labour was some kind of offence.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did he really? ’ ‘ Yes, sir, and he gave me the change and the receipt. ’ ‘ You seem puzzled, Mister Stibbons? ’ ‘ Well, yes, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did he really? ’ ‘ Yes, sir, and he gave me the change and the receipt. ’ ‘ You seem puzzled, Mister Stibbons? ’ ‘ Well, yes, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did n’t anyone notice that you were getting all this power? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did n’t you see it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you hear that? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you just make that up? ’ ‘ No, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you know that all of the orcs were hunted down after the war?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you like it? ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you scream?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you see that they held hands all the time? ’ At the doorway, Nutt turned round.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you see that? ’ said Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Did you win, sir? ’ ‘ Nah.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do I always say that?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do I get the kiss, the money and the lead pipe?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do I have to curtsy? ’ she said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do I have worth? ’ asked Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do I have worth? ’ he said to Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do any of us get kissed as well? ’ said one half of a couple of giggling boys.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do n’t take the world by storm, stay here and make pies?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do n’t tell me you ’ve come to sell pies? ’ ‘ Nah, nah, nah, ’ said Dibbler.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do n’t you agree, Juliet? ’ Juliet, who had been dutifully following her said, ‘ Yes, Glenda. ’ Yes, Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do they hurt? ’ ‘ No. ’ ‘ Well, maybe that sort of thing ’ appens when goblins get a bit older, ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you go straight back? ’ she said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you have a great passion for Miste r Nutt, Miss Sugarbean?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you have anything else to add, Mister Likely?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you know everything, Mister Nutt? ’ he said with the sarcasm of a born pedagogue.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you know what goes on in his head? ’ Glenda whispered.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you know where a copy of this may be made? ’ said Ridcully loudly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you mean, am I all right apart from being an orc? ’ said Nutt, with a very small smi le.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you see what I mean? ’ Trev finished.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you still own the official Archchancellor ’s Hat, Mustrum?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think I want to be here? ’ Constable Haddock cleared his throat.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think they ’ll let me in on the banquet? ’ she said as they waited for the bus.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you think this is wise? ’ said Ponder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Do you want to be a dribbler for the res t of your life? ’ ‘ Actually, I quite like being a dribbler, sir — ’ ‘ Ha!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Does he have much of a personal life? ’ ‘ I believe that he collects different types of stationery, ’ said Vetinari.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Does this poor man have any friends here? ’ said Vetinari, turning to the crowd.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Doth he get into a rage?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Drumknott, if you saw a ball lying invitingly on the ground, would you kick it? ’ The secretary ’s forehead wrinkled.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Er, can I have a word with you, sir? ’ said Trev, sidling up as quickly as possible.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Er, gentlemen? ’ he said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Er, say that again? ’ ‘ All her clothes might fall off.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Er, would it be about that Dimmer boy that got himself hurt tod ay, d’you think? ’ Could be anyone, thought Glenda as cold dread blossomed.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Erm, can you just truss it up for us?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Every boy knows what to do when they ’ve found something to kick, do n’t they? ’ He cupped his hands.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Everything ’s been fixed, okay? ’ ‘ Would that thith wath the cathe, ’ said the figure.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Excuse me? ’ said Ridcully, raising his eyebrows.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Fetch Mister Nutt some bubble and squeak, will you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Flyer not go ne? ’ he enquired.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ For a late- night job?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ For free? ’ ‘ Of course, sir, ’ said Ponder, looking surprised.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ For us it ’s huge great big baubles or nothing, is that not right, Mustr um? ’ ‘ You are after the Hat, ’ said Ridcully flatly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Gentlemen, is this going to take long? ’ ‘ It must be stopped.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Gentlemen, who among you will accept the challeng e?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Gentlemen?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Gentlemen? ’ he said again, and this time there was a collective sigh as they woke up from their sudden attack of daydreaming.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Get a move on! ’ ‘ Er … pink? ’ said Nutt doubtfully, holding up the scarf.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Get these on quick, else you ’ll stand out like a diamond in — ’ ‘ A sweep ’s earhole? ’ Nutt suggested.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Glenda told you that? ’ ‘ Yes! ’ ‘ She was windin ’ you up.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Going to the big bun fight, girls? ’ said Verity cheerfully, waving a halibut at them.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Good grief, no! ’ ‘ So you worked it out, just like that?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Good? ’ ‘ We need cunning people in Ankh- Morpork.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Got a fine jaw on him, ai n’t he? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Got a knife, have you, you little squirt? ’ said Andy.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Got a menu? ’ she asked.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Got anything to drink? ’ said Pepe behind her.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Got ’em on? ’ he said, after listening to a few minu tes of heavy breathing.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ H ello? ’ ‘ Are you a cook? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ H ello? ’ ‘ Are you a cook? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Happened to you, did it? ’ Trev said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Has Mister Nutt got any next of kin?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have I ea rned worth, sir? ’ ‘ I should say so, mate.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have I failed to achieve worth, sir? ’ ‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have I failed to achieve worth, sir? ’ ‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have a night off, okay? ’ ‘ I ’ll go back to work with you, ’ said Juliet, to her surprise.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have people turned up for training? ’ said Nutt calmly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you any idea what this is? ’ Nutt took it out of his hands and bounced it on the tiles a couple of times.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you even kissed? ’ ‘ No!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you had a chance to see the papers yet this morning, Mister Stibbons? ’ ‘ No, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have you seen the picture in the Times? ’ said a voice.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Have your experiences as an orc affected the way you will play football? ’ ‘ I will only be playing as a substitute.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ He asked you to ask me, right? ’ Lie.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ He did it to see what would happen, did he? ’ he said cheerfu lly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ He gets on all right with the other guys in the vats. ’ ‘ How come he ’s in there? ’ ‘ We never ask.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ He loved you, took you to the football, shared a pie with you, taught you to cheer fo r the Dimmers?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ He must know I am here and he ’s gone off with a cook?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ He was n’t in the Great Hall? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ He was pretty busted up. ’ ‘ Hey, what can I tell you? ’ Trev flung out his arms and twirled a pirouette.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’ asn’t done anythin ’ wrong, so why s hout at him like that?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’s an orc? ’ the girl said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’s dead, is n’t he? ’ ‘ Er, no — ’ Glenda began.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’s not tearing your head off ’cos he ’s chained down. ’ ‘ So, why did you get us to chain you down? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ He ’s still alive? ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hello, chums, got the brandy? ’ ‘ Yes, what ’s this all about, Pepe?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hello, chums, got the brandy? ’ ‘ Yes, what ’s this all about, Pepe?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Hello?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Her name is Juliet, and she lives bang next door to me so he ’d better not come round, okay?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How about a drink? ’ said Pepe, in whom thirst sprang eternal.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How about you, Librarian? ’ ‘ Ook, ’ growled the figure hogging the fire.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How are things with you and Trev, then?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How big is it? ’ ‘ Oh, pretty large, I think.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How can you do that, Mister Trev? ’ said Nutt, astonished.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How could they do that with their heads chopped off?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How could you suggest such a th ing?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did it go, Mister Sti bbons? ’ ‘ Extremely well, I have to say, sir, ’ said Ponder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did they know which way to go? ’ ‘ Ah- ah!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did you do it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did you know it was me, Gobbo? ’ ‘ Your leitmotif, Mister Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did you know it was me? ’ Trev sighed.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How did you spot it the very firs t go? ’ ‘ Because I knew it had to be there, ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How does it feel to be an orc, Mister Nutt? ’ ‘ I am not sure.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How is it now, Mister Trev? ’ said Nutt, as people surged around them.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How long will it take to get there? ’ ‘ Well, this is the late- night bus, okay?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How long will it take to get there? ’ ‘ Well, this is the late- night bus, okay?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How many languages do you speak, you … Nutt? ’ ‘ Three dead and twelve living, sir, ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How much is that going to cost us? ’ said the coachman.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How should I know?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ How ’s the football going, lad? ’ ‘ Oh, it seems to be going very well, Archchancellor.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I am supposed to be the bad person as defined by university statut e, right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I am worthy? ’ ‘ Well, er … ’ Ponder began, and saw Trev nodding frantically.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I beg your pardon? ’ ‘ I mean, has anyone ever loved him? ’ ‘ Oh, I think she does, in her way, ’ said the woman.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I beg your pardon? ’ ‘ I mean, has anyone ever loved him? ’ ‘ Oh, I think she does, in her way, ’ said the woman.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I believe I am the Archchancellor o f this university?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I believe I heard mention of a curry? ’ said Henry, with equal care.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I believe there is a peaceful solution to the obvious enmity between us. ’ ‘ You what?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I believe you are accurate. ’ ‘ Yeah?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I can not say the words. ’ ‘ There are words you want to say? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I do hope o ur young model is not getting involved in any hanky panky. ’ ‘ How could she?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I do n’t think we can even afford travel for one on the mail coaches. ’ ‘ Ca n’t we try and bargain with him? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I do n’t think, sorry, fink, I ought to. ’ ‘ Come on, who ’s going to know?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I done okay? ’ he ventured.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I mean I want to watch a game, okay?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I mean, what is this?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I mean, what?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I promised my ol’ mum. ’ ‘ I thought you were part of the team? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I promised my ol’ mum. ’ ‘ You promised your old mum? ’ said Pepe.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I reckon I can still remember eve ry back alley in this place. ’ ‘ I know you, it ’s Pepe, is n’t it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I suspect you might know the trick of making brimstoned rubber? ’ ‘ That was my … my grandfather ’s name, ’ Glang stuttered.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I think he ’s serious. ’ ‘ Really?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I thought Hex ’s voice travelled in blit space? ’ ‘ Yes, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I thought they were little buggers —? ’ ‘ This one is n’t, ’ said Trev, wishing the man would go away.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I thought you did n’t go to the football, Mister Ottomy? ’ ‘ Ah, well, there you have it.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I want to see it again. ’ ‘ You what?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I was nothing and she gave me worth. ’ ‘ How can you say you were nothing? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I wonder how f ast crabs learn? ’ She dropped in the soggy anchovies, which seemed to meet with crabby approval.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I wonder what remains under all of us? ’ said Vetinari.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I wonder what would have happened if I had left the lid off? ’ she said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I would n’t have expected to see you here. ’ ‘ Really? ’ said the doctor.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’ll write his address down for you if you like?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’m sorry, Glenda, but we like him too. ’ ‘ Do you think we should tell somebody? ’ said Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ I ’ve taught you a lot of things, have n’t I, Juliet? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ If we can make a tradition of not observing another tradition, then that ’s doubly traditional, eh?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ If you want to live here, you have to do things our way, all right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ In the whistle, was it? ’ Ridcully rubbed his head.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is it me or is it rather dark in here? ’ said Henry.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is n’t that Mister Nutt? ’ said the bledlow.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that part of the game? ’ ‘ I fear not, ’ he said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is that something to do with foxes? ’ she said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is there a problem? ’ ‘ Well, er, not really a problem, ’ Glenda began wretchedly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is there any law about talking to crabs around here? ’ She then gave them a little sm ile as she walked past.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is there anything about taxes or anything? ’ he said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is there something wrong? ’ ‘ There was something in the paper this morning.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is this all it is? ’ he said to a bewildered Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is this football?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is this going to be like the Moving Pictures? ’ sh e said sarcastically.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is this likely to be a problem? ’ ‘ Yes, it is.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Is this worth the argument, I ask you? ’ said Vetinari.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ It was a very generous gesture. ’ ‘ Why did you do it? ’ said Ponder to Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’ll be our little secret, all ri ght?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s as light as a feather and does n’t chafe, you know. ’ ‘ And what else does it do? ’ ‘ I ’ll show you in a minute.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s okay to show her, is n’t it? ’ he said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ It ’s up to you, okay?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Juliet ’s going to be leaving soon, is n’t that right, Jools? ’ Juliet ’s face was a picture.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just b eing in a magazine? ’ ‘ There ’s fashion tips too, ’ said Juliet defensively.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just do the washing- up, will you? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just for protection, you know? ’ ‘ Whose? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just for protection, you know? ’ ‘ Whose? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just like Sleeping Beauty, ai n’t it? ’ said Pepe behind her.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just one question: who ate a ll the pies? ’ The illumination swelled until it filled Trev with a kind of silvery light.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just wondering what you want me to do, Archchancellor? ’ ‘ Do?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Just wondering what you want me to do, Archchancellor? ’ ‘ Do?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Kicked when they ’re lyin ’ on the ground, yes?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ladyship is a real lady, is she?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Let ’s all calm down, shall we? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Let ’s shove … er, if that ’s all right with you, Andy? ’ Andy nodded.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Like what her favourite spoon is? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Like, how often do you do a hand ’s turn? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Likely? ’ Trev stood clutching and unclutching his hands as the chant went on, then he gave a sort of shrug.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Look, she ’s on the front page of the paper, is n’t she?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Look, we try to help, all right? ’ said Doctor Lawn.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Make me a cup of tea, will you? ’ And because old habits died hard she added, ‘ Boil water in the kettle, two spoons of tea in the pot.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Master? ’ he ventured.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ May I athk if you know very much about the gentleman?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ May I be of some worth, sir? ’ ‘ Mister Nutt?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ May I be of some worth, sir? ’ ‘ Mister Nutt?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ May I remind you that the Archchance llor of this university is, by college statute, the first among equals? ’ ‘ Of course. ’ ‘ Good.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Me?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mister Hoggett? ’ The captain of United pushed his way through the rabble, looking very sheepish.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mister Nutt is not in any trouble, is he, guv? ’ ‘ Not to my knowledge. ’ But what do I know?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mister Nutt is not in any trouble, is he, guv? ’ ‘ Not to my knowledge. ’ But what do I know?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mister Nutt, are you alive or dead or what? ’ ‘ Alive, thank you very much for asking. ’ ‘ I saw you killed! ’ Trev shouted.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mister Nutt, can you hear me? ’ He seemed to wake.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mister Shank? ’ ‘ Who ’s asking? ’ he said, turning around and reaching instinctively into his coat for his new cutlass.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mister Shank? ’ ‘ Who ’s asking? ’ he said, turning around and reaching instinctively into his coat for his new cutlass.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mister Stibbons, all we need to do is engage another team and lose? ’ he said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mister, er, Likely, is n’t it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mithter Likely? ’ it said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mustrum? ’ he said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Mustrum? ’ said the former Dean, in a meaningful voice.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Never, ever? ’ said Glenda, mystified at this unnatural history.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Nightmares?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ No way. ’ ‘ Ah, well, ’ said Nutt, ‘ maybe just the ladies? ’ ‘ Not likely, ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ No, I ’d mess it up, I know I would. ’ ‘ Do you feel all right? ’ Something inside Glenda was shouting at her.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ No, sir. ’ ‘ Promise?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Now push off. ’ Why do we tell one another that the leopard can not change his shorts?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Off somewhere? ’ ‘ Gon na watch the game, ai n’t I? ’ Glenda glanced up the street.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Off somewhere? ’ ‘ Gon na watch the game, ai n’t I? ’ Glenda glanced up the street.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, Glendy, is n’t t his great?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, and Miss Glenda, is n’t it? ’ said the Archchancellor happily.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, can I help y ou? ’ The Librarian held up the book and Dr Hix groaned.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, he was married, was he? ’ ‘ Not to my knowledge, Archchancellor. ’ ‘ I do n’t think I quite understand, ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oh, that?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ One of you a smith? ’ he enquired, looking directly at Glen da.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Only in protectiv e custody, of course. ’ ‘ You mean put him somewhere where they can all find him? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Oval or spherical? ’ ‘ Spherical, ’ said Ponder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ People said that about the vampires, did they not?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ People will shout for that stuff. ’ ‘ Do you mean that they ’d cheer for a goal not achieved? ’ said Ponder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Pepe?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Pex? ’ said Ridcully slowly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Pups that they exterminated! ’ ‘ Indeed?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Really? ’ said the woman.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Remuneration?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ring a bell, anyone? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ See that lot?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ See that over the re? ’ she said, waving her own spare hand.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ See those white patches?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ See? ’ he complained to Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Seen what before? ’ ‘ Seen his lordship drinking.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Shall I cook it for you now? ’ ‘ No! ’ said Glenda, much louder than she had intended.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Shall we get started? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Shall we go through the motions?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ She is going to b e all right, is n’t she? ’ she said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ She ’s got brothers with fists the size of a bull ’s arse! ’ ‘ I have read, Mister Trev, that love laughs at locksmiths. ’ ‘ Really?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ She ’s with me, ’ said Glenda, and, without meaning to, added, ‘ Madame? ’ Madame waved another hand and more rings glistened.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Should he be covered in swe at like that? ’ ‘ I do n’t think so, ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Should that be happening? ’ ‘ No, ’ said Ponder Stibbons behind him.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sick in the head? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Since last month?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Skull ring, remember?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ So there were all th ose big battles?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ So what is it that makes them important? ’ she asked.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ So you are trying to play football? ’ said Henry as they progressed majestically towards the Archchancellor ’s office.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ So you say, ’ said Glenda, ‘ and where would be the fun in that?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ So, how did Mister Nutt get on, then? ’ Trev and Juliet looked at one another.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ So, if we do n’t do anything we ’ll just get closer and closer? ’ ‘ Yes, ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ So, this is football, is it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ So, we ’ve got a man- eating orc down here, have we? ’ he said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ So, what happened here, M ister Shank? ’ he said as perspiration dripped off his chin.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ So, what ’s it all about? ’ said Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Some kind of troll, is he? ’ ‘ Not troll.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Something wrong? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry about that, sir, but what can you do? ’ Henry looked around the Hippo.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sorry? ’ said the driver.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Sort of made? ’ ‘ Oh, yes, it was in the book. ’ She nearly exploded.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Stand by, then, because he ’s discovered the Bo nk School. ’ ‘ What ’s that? ’ ‘ Not that, them.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Stand them down? ’ said Margolotta.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Still, what is a pie to a happy ending? ’ You think it ’s all over?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Still, what is a pie to a happy ending? ’ You think it ’s all over?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Such as? ’ said Vetinari.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Surely not! ’ ‘ Well, ’ said Ridcully, ‘ is n’t a bloke someone who likes drinking with his mates and without the company of women?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ That means talking about it, does n’t it? ’ said the Chair of Indefinite Studies.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ That means you do n’t try any fancy maths, okay? ’ ‘ Okay indeed.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ That much, indeed?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ That was a goal, was n’t it? ’ ‘ Yes, Mister Hoggett, I think it was, ’ said the referee.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ That was a punch? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s a good start, is n’t it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s men on horseback, is n’t it?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ That ’s what I said. ’ ‘ Supposing I was to threaten you with this lead pipe, would you go any faster? ’ said Tr ev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ The Low King of the dwarfs has said that she is an icon for our times, according to S atblatt. ’ ‘ What ’s Satblatt? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ The accord is going ahead? ’ said Vetinari.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ The bequest, remember? ’ said the head of the Department of Post- Mortem Communi cations.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ The candle dribbler, yes?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ The free sharing of information is cent ral to the pursuit of natural philosophy. ’ ‘ And so you tell them things, do you? ’ Ponder sighed.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ The orcs? ’ ‘ Yes.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ The problem with Mister Nutt is that people want to kill him. ’ ‘ What people? ’ Ridcully stared into Ponder ’s eyes.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ The spectators can move the goals? ’ ‘ You have put your finger firmly on it, sir. ’ ‘ But that ’s sheer anarchy!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Them? ’ he said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Then who is dealing with our financial affairs? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Then why not leave right now, ’ said Trev, ‘ and go faster?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ There has been a problem? ’ she said, sitting down and patting the wood beside her.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ There were a couple of vampire types back there, did you know? ’ ‘ Oh, those?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ There were a couple of vampire types back there, did you know? ’ ‘ Oh, those?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ There ’s Tosher Atkinson and Jimmy the Spoon and Span ner. ’ ‘ Spanner? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ There ’s a big pole?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ They gives me the wind. ’ ‘ How can a man live without pasta? ’ said Bengo.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ They heard he died, but you know how those Dimwell buggers lie. ’ ‘ Where are your boys now? ’ For a moment the old man ’s eyes blazed.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ They just took out our best player a n ’ you ’re gon na let ’em walk away grinning? ’ But the referee was, after all, the former Dean.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ They nail you r ears to the door else. ’ ‘ You mean you break the law for a living? ’ said Nutt, horrified.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ They want to find her to ask her a lot of questions. ’ ‘ Has this got anything to do with Lord Vetinari? ’ said Glenda suspiciously.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ They ’re here to protect you. ’ ‘ Who from? ’ ‘ Me.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ They ’re really all the same, are n’t they? ’ she said to the three- eyed teddy bear.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ They ’re water nymphs, are n’t they?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is a busy street, okay?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ This is going to be scary, is n’t it? ’ ‘ Yes, ’ said Hix.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Three meals?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ To whom, pray? ’ ‘ Well, er, ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Trev has to win, it ca n’t go any other way. ’ And her voice ca me back again; could you get echoes in your own head?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Trolls with big boots on, were they? ’ said Glenda, her voice all vinegar.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Two common people can barge in on you without so much as an appointment? ’ ‘ But with a pie, ’ said Vetinari quickly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Used?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Very well, Mister Hoggett … and who has the ball? ’ Gloing!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Vetinari ’s got the Watch, though, ’ asn’t he?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was it a football t eam of orcs? ’ she said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was it all right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was it the one with the eyeballs? ’ Glenda found the memory only too vivid.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was n’t that nice? ’ said Vetinari.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was that a wise thing for me to have said, do you think? ’ said Vetinari, when she had gone.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Was that an official copper question, or were you just bein ’ nosy? ’ ‘ Coppers are never nosy, Mister Likely.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ We could have won fair and square, but you had to muck it up. ’ And those around him felt able to murmur in support of the accusatio n. ‘ Me?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ We thought it was the pretty girl. ’ ‘ Really? ’ said Glenda brightly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Weight? ’ ‘ Something like that … Ah, gravitas.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, I might want to one day. ’ ‘ Milking the cows when they come home? ’ said Andy.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, as it happens, no! ’ ‘ Who cares? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, does that matter? ’ said Ridcully, stretching.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, er — ’ ‘ And that ’s because she ’s been that girl in the papers. ’ ‘ What, the shiny dwarf one?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, go on, then, what did he say? ’ ‘ He responded to reasoned argument. ’ ‘ He did?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, go on, then, what did he say? ’ ‘ He responded to reasoned argument. ’ ‘ He did?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, then can you at least control your team? ’ he said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, then, why did n’t you tell me?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, what ’s this all about, sir?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, yes, but that ’s not really your fault. ’ ‘ It ca n’t really be true, can it? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well, you know shepherd ’s pie? ’ she said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well? ’ she demanded.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well? ’ she snapped.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Well? ’ ‘ What happened to Awk!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Were they all like that?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What Shove? ’ ‘ Have n’t you heard?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What Shove? ’ ‘ Have n’t you heard?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about clothing, Mister Stibbons?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about it? ’ ‘ Well, is n’t football a rough man ’s game?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about it? ’ ‘ Well, is n’t football a rough man ’s game?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about lunch? ’ said the Lecturer in Recent Runes suspiciously.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about the goals? ’ ‘ Oh, they ’re allowed to move the goals, too. ’ ‘ Sorry? ’ said Ponder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about the goals? ’ ‘ Oh, they ’re allowed to move the goals, too. ’ ‘ Sorry? ’ said Ponder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about them? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about this micromail stuff? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What about you, Dean?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you doing here? ’ she said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you doin’ up front here? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you still doing here? ’ she said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What are you suggestin ’?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What did you think? ’ said Nutt, after a while.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you know about all this they ’re saying about a Dimmer man and a Dolly tar t holding hands in the Shove? ’ Andy demanded.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you know about that sort of thing? ’ growled Andy.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you mean, “ orc ”? ’ ‘ An orc, ’ said Nutt again.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What do you think of this, Stibbons? ’ He flicked the ball into the air and kicked it hard across the room.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What does “ worth ” mean, Mister Nutt? ’ ‘ It means that you leave the world better than when you found it, ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What exactly did happen to him? ’ ‘ You would n’t want me to draw a picture, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What good is it saying that? ’ she said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What happened, Trev? ’ she said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What happened, sir? ’ said the editorial assistant.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What happened? ’ said the assistant, pencil po ised.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What happens if your lot lose? ’ he said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What have they been drinking? ’ she whispered to the nearest waiter.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What have you got there? ’ she asked.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What in the world made him do that? ’ said the editor of the Times, as an exhausted r unner brought him the news.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is a Megapode, anyway? ’ said the Chair of Indefinite Studies, helping himself to the port.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is it you do around here, young man? ’ ‘ I run the candle vats, guv. ’ ‘ Oh, do you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is it you do around here, young man? ’ ‘ I run the candle vats, guv. ’ ‘ Oh, do you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is the worst of it, then? ’ said Glenda, waving the pipe at the nearest Sister, whi ch jumped back out of the way.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What is your job, young lady?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What kept you, Gobbo?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What makes a wizard, gentlemen?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What part of a rat is its fruit? ’ asked Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What people? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What say? ’ said the Archchancellor.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What say? ’ the Archchancellor bellowed.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What shall we do now? ’ ‘ Open the damn letter! ’ shouted Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What size do I look now? ’ ‘ Pretty big, ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What skill is there in the mob pushing and shoving?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What sort of question is that to ask a stranger? ’ ‘ An interesting and possibly revealing one.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What sort of questions, then? ’ ‘ Oh, you know- What is your favourite colour?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What sort of questions, then? ’ ‘ Oh, you know- What is your favourite colour?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What the hell are you clowns proposing to do to my city? ’ he demanded and looked up at Vetinari in his box in the middle of the stand.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What type of people are yo u incubating in this city of yours, Havelock? ’ ‘ I imagine some of the very best, ’ said Vetinari.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What was in the sandwich again?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What was it that happened just then, sir? ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What was that term you used once? ’ ‘ In the pink, ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What would be in it for me? ’ he sa i d.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What would you say if it was me? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’ appened? ’ Trev said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’re you goin’ to do? ’ said Carter.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’re you on about? ’ ‘ I can thee you are great friendth, ’ said Igor.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’re you talking about? ’ ‘ Those big claws are called pounces.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s happened here? ’ Ridcully demanded.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s happened to your claws, Mister Nutt? ’ He stretched out his arm and with a faint noise the claws extended.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s he got ta do with it? ’ ‘ I just heard the name, but I reckon I know the type.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that to you? ’ ‘ Quite a lot, ’ said the figure.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that you ’re wearin ’, Pepe? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that? ’ said Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that? ’ ‘ Your team colours, right? ’ ‘ Two big yellow Us on the front? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that? ’ ‘ Your team colours, right? ’ ‘ Two big yellow Us on the front? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s that? ’ ‘ Your team colours, right? ’ ‘ Two big yellow Us on the front? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s the w ord? ’ ‘ Confusion, ’ said Ponder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s this all about? ’ His other huge hand rose, holding a crisp off- white envelope.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s this all about? ’ It worked.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s this all about? ’ ‘ I do n’t know, Mister Stollop. ’ He shifted his weight.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s this?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s wrong with Alf being short for Alphonse? ’ said the bledlow.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What ’s your name again?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What, the whole street?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What, through all that wool? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ said Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ said Ponder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ said Smeems, derailed.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ said Trev, frowning.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ What? ’ spluttered the Archchancellor.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ When are you gon na leave? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ When did you get these? ’ ‘ This morning. ’ It had been easy.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where are you going, Trev? ’ ‘ I ’m gettin ’ out of the Shove! ’ Trev called over his shoulder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where could he be?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where did that come from, Mister Stibbons? ’ said Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where did you get those matches? ’ ‘ I would n’t like to say, sir. ’ ‘ I dare say you would n’t, indeed!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where has she been?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where is Mist er Nutt? ’ ‘ Here, ’ said Nutt, rather closer than Ridcully would have preferred.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where were you last night? ’ said Carter.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where were you trying to go? ’ sh e said as the horses began to move.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where ’s Jools? ’ ‘ I do n’t know, ’ she said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Where ’s Mister Nutt? ’ she said, nonchalance booming in her voice.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who are yer?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who do you know what can re ad, smart boy? ’ There was this to be said about the Stollop brothers: they were n’t Andy.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who do you think you are – dropping out of the ceiling and shouting a t people?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who is that? ’ ‘ What is that, sir? ’ ‘ Look over there at the stands!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who is that? ’ ‘ What is that, sir? ’ ‘ Look over there at the stands!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who needs all those knives and forks? ’ She reached into the man ’s other pocket and pulled out three silver knives and a silver sa lt cellar.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who said I was worried? ’ Glenda snapped.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who said that? ’ said Ridcully, spinning round and looking into the suddenly terrified li ttle eyes of Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who will be doing the chanting, Mister Stibbons? ’ ‘ The aforesaid supporters, fans, sir.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ’s askin ’? ’ said Trev and added, ‘ What ’s askin ’? ’ The figure sighed.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ’s askin ’? ’ said Trev and added, ‘ What ’s askin ’? ’ The figure sighed.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Who ’s doing the asking? ’ An orange light glowed and faded in the gloom.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why ask? ’ ‘ I ’m thinking it might work with quince.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why did n’t you think of that? ’ ‘ All right, I ’ll give you a kiss as well, ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why did you do that, Mister Trev? ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why did you tell me not to open the book, Ladyship? ’ ‘ Because I wanted you to read it, ’ said her voice.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why do n’t you go and get the little boy a cup of tea?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why do n’t you read it right now? ’ ‘ He ’s probably just mucking about. ’ ‘ No!
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why do you need him? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why have you come to warn his lordship, young lad y? ’ ‘ Is n’t that the sort of thing I ought to do? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why have you come to warn his lordship, young lad y? ’ ‘ Is n’t that the sort of thing I ought to do? ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why in the world would you want to get in, anyway? ’ Molly said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why not try doing it on yourself?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why should I listen to you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why ’d he want to go and write to me?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why ’s that, Archchancellor? ’ said Ponder.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why, is it against the rules? ’ Ridcully ’s tone deepened and became noticeably more po mpous.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ ‘ I said I would be ready when you needed me, sir. ’ ‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ ‘ I said I would be ready when you needed me, sir. ’ ‘ What?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Why? ’ ‘ Mister Nutt ’s idea, Archchancellor.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Will there be anyone famous there? ’ said Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ With calcium shells? ’ ‘ Yes, quite thick, so I ’m told. ’ Ponder looked thoughtfully at the ceiling.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Wonderful job, if I may say s o. ’ ‘ How much?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Wot do you fink, Gobbo? ’ he said, his red face a couple of inches from Nutt ’s.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Wot is your problem?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Wot? ’ said Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Wot? ’ said Nutt, his voice a little muffled.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Wotcher, howya doing? ’ He adjusted his eyeline down a little bit.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would anyone like some tea?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would he know about getting on a coach? ’ she said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would you like a cup of tea, Mister Ottomy?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would you like me to? ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would you mind just walking up and down a moment, Juliet? ’ said Madame.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Would you please puff on your pipe and hand it to me, sir? ’ said Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Ye- ess. ’ ‘ Did you read the bit that said players were not allowed to use their hands, sir?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yeah, what kind of improper suggestions go on around here? ’ said the baker.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, Carter? ’ he said to the fog.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, what? ’ A bledlow had appeared alongside Ridcully.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, what? ’ ‘ Which of us were you addressing? ’ ‘ I have let you down, ’ said Nutt, as they strolled through the post- match crowds.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, what? ’ ‘ Which of us were you addressing? ’ ‘ I have let you down, ’ said Nutt, as they strolled through the post- match crowds.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes, who ’s that? ’ The door was pushed open and Pepe stepped in, looking smarter than usual.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ Yes. ’ ‘ Well, how bad could it be? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You a re supposed to be training the team, Mister Nutt, do n’t you remember?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You are a sharp one, are n’t you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You are human, are n’t you, dear?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You are making the most of your little moment, are n’t you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You call that a punch?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You can actually disobey the order s of someone like the Archchancellor? ’ ‘ Oh, yes, ’ said Hix.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You did put my pants on, did n’t you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do n’t think t hey’re sweet on each other, do you? ’ she said.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You do? ’ said the Chair of Indefinite Studies.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You forbid it? ’ said Henry.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You full o ’ smarts, you tell us who broke the goal, right? ’ ‘ I was in the Shove, Billy.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You have your notebook ready, Mister Stibbons? ’ he said quietly.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know Andy ’s out to get you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know Trev said that I ’d died? ’ Nutt continued.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know something else I hea rd?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know that little bag you brought with you, sir? ’ ‘ Yes? ’ ‘ I think you ’re going to need a bigger bag.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know that little bag you brought with you, sir? ’ ‘ Yes? ’ ‘ I think you ’re going to need a bigger bag.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know what I would do if I was ’ i m?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know what it is? ’ said Madame.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know what some people said when we were drinking?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know when you said you th ought we ’d get rich?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know young Adrian Turnipseed is a professor? ’ ‘ Oh, yes, Archchancellor. ’ ‘ You wanna be one? ’ ‘ Not really, Archchancellor.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You know young Adrian Turnipseed is a professor? ’ ‘ Oh, yes, Archchancellor. ’ ‘ You wanna be one? ’ ‘ Not really, Archchancellor.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You like them?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You lot do n’t do anything nasty, do you? ’ said Glenda, glaring at Nutt.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You lot were shoving us! ’ ‘ Me?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You mean like Hex? ’ ‘ Oh, no, not at all like Hex.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You on one of these cards, then? ’ he grunted.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You want me to go back to the shop? ’ ‘ I do n’t want you to do anything, ’ said Glenda.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You were expecting them? ’ ‘ Let us just say that I was not unduly surprised, ’ said Vetinari.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You what?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You work as a cook, do n’t you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You work for somebody, do n’t you? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You would not object if we raise our own team? ’ he managed.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You would n’t want a stupid dribbler, would you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’d think so, would n’t you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ You ’re not going to make trouble for Mister Nutt, are you? ’ she sa i d.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ — I mean, you de al with this sort of thing all the time, do n’t you?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ — based on the recently discovered ancient urn known as The Tackle, which, I am sure, you have all seen? ’ General sniggering.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ ’ ave they been sayin ’ somethin’ nasty about Mister Nutt? ’ said Trev.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ ’ ere, ’ oo are you calling a nuisance, mister?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ ’ orse frowed a shoe. ’ ‘ Well?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ ’ ow many parts? ’ ‘ It ’s just a figure of speech, Juliet.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	‘ “ We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes. ” ’ I mean, he really would n’t do that, would he?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	’ He looked around at the disapproving faces and added, ‘ Skull ring, remember?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	’ ‘ Do you think I could be allowed an evil chuckle, sir? ’ Ridcully brushed himself down.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	’ ‘ It needs longer words, right?
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	’ ‘ Oh, do you think so? ’ ‘ No.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	’ ‘ What about Doctor Housemartin? ’ Ponder went on.
Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett	… You will be polite and, most of all, you will never raise your hand in anger to anyo ne … But this was n’t like that, was it?