This is a list of all the questions and their associated study carrel identifiers. One can learn a lot of the "aboutness" of a text simply by reading the questions.
| identifier | question |
|---|---|
| 46691 | ***** I wonder if Labby Has read"Northanger Abbey?" |
| 44801 | The news of his death went over the country with a dismal shock; for in what house was John Leech not an inmate in one form or another? |
| 21676 | If we''exchanged''you, where on Earth Could we find one of Equal worth? |
| 21676 | With hope deferred we''re growing hoary; Or was it all an empty jest Your saying,"_ That''s another story_"? |
| 26388 | And what of Henry number Three, 1216- 1272 The King who suffered poverty? |
| 26388 | No information''s yet to hand Concerning Raleigh''s favourite brand; Tobacco Was it coarse- cut shag which burns The tongue, or birdseye or returns? |
| 26388 | allowed At court a huge rapacious crowd To drain his coffers nearly dry Flattering with cajolery? |
| 28324 | =_ Emperor Napoleon:_I- A- HAVE MADE AN OFFER TO MY FRIEND HERE, AND...."_ The Man in Possession:_"NO, HAVE YOU, THOUGH? |
| 28324 | WHAT NEXT, I WONDER?" |
| 28003 | BUT HAVEN''T I ALWAYS SAID THAT I WAS YOUR FRIEND? |
| 28003 | EVERYBODY ELSE SEEMS TO BE MY FRIEND; WHY DO YOU STAND ALOOF? |
| 28003 | WHAT IS THIS DISTANT RUMBLING THAT I HEAR? 28003 WHO GOES THERE?" |
| 28003 | YES; BUT CAN''T YOU DO SOMETHING TO PROVE IT? |
| 30210 | We can candidly say to them--"The thing must have happened in some way, as to which the Divine Word is silent; this is our view,--What is yours?" |
| 30210 | What is the_ reductio ad absurdum_ but an appeal to admitted truths against plausible falsehoods? |
| 30210 | Why should civilised Englishmen go walking about in Hebrew Old- Clothes? |
| 30210 | Would he not write a racy article on the absurd phenomenon, and ask why the police tolerated such a nuisance? |
| 45274 | [ Illustration: 0026]```_"Will this Wood take fire?" |
| 45274 | ` Do you ask what''s his name? |
| 45274 | ```"What would you have, you curs,` That like nor peace nor war? |
| 30678 | MAKE ME INTO A LIMITED COMPANY? 30678 MONEY, DEAR BOY? |
| 30678 | PLEASE, MA''AM, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? |
| 30678 | WHAT ARE_ YOU_ TO DO, SIR? 30678 WHAT, ALL THE FLEETS COMING HERE? |
| 30678 | WILL YOU NOT STILL BEFRIEND ME? |
| 30678 | ARE YOU GOING TO LET THE GIRL GO, OR HAVE WE GOT TO MAKE YOU?" |
| 30678 | BUT WHERE SHALL_ I_ BE WHEN IT''S ALL OVER?" |
| 30678 | LEAVE MY BEAUTIFUL CRETE IN A STATE OF DISORDER? |
| 37745 | It did well- nigh cause me to laugh outright, and commit a Breach of Privilege, to hear him in a Fume, echo the Witness''s Answers, and cry Eh? |
| 37745 | Then, says he, in his soft condoling Voice,"What is the next Article?" |
| 37745 | To some that harangued them, the Mob did cry,"Go Home,"and"Who cheated his Washerwoman?" |
| 37745 | Why? |
| 37745 | and Wherefore? |
| 37745 | or,"How about the Workhouse Beef?" |
| 38902 | *****[ Illustration] The air is clear the day is warm, John Dull sits watching for a swarm; What''s this? |
| 38902 | I pride myself on knowing somewhat of the languages of Birds, Beasts, and( Fishes? |
| 38902 | RIDENTEM DICERE VERUM QUID VETAT? |
| 38902 | Were they discharged? |
| 38902 | [ Illustration] And Christine, what must she have felt While Bruin round about her smelt? |
| 38902 | [ Illustration] It chanced a pig- jobber that way Was passing by; he stopped to say"How much friend Dull for that fat pig?" |
| 38902 | [ Illustration]"What''s this I see come crawling on?" |
| 38902 | what''s that sound?" |
| 38902 | why what''s the matter?" |
| 45069 | Is that you still there, Long Abe? |
| 45069 | What charming plant is this? |
| 45069 | President?" |
| 45069 | [ Illustration: 014]|Plate Number Fourteen-- This cartoon,"What will He do with Them?" |
| 29647 | Ah where and oh where is my gallant sailor gone? 29647 Have we yet reached, or shall we ever reach, an age in which ineptitude, insolence, idleness, fail to work out their inevitable resultant? 29647 In the centre a figure(? 29560 AIN''T I LIKE HARCOURT?"] |
| 29560 | AIN''T I LIKE LORD SALISBURY?] |
| 29560 | AND, PRAY, WHY DO YOU DO THAT?] |
| 29560 | DON''T YOU HEAR A SMELL?] |
| 29560 | FIRMNESS WITHOUT RASHNESS?] |
| 29560 | HAVE YOU PAIRED?] |
| 29560 | HOW DO YOU MAKE THAT OUT?] |
| 29560 | WHERE IS MY WORKING HAT?] |
| 29560 | WHO WAS MOKETTO?] |
| 29560 | WHO''S HE?] |
| 29560 | WOULD THEY GAG HIM?"] |
| 29560 | [ Illustration:"O- DOUR WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE?" |
| 39110 | ANSOM, FOUR- WHEELER OR MOVER, SIR? |
| 39110 | NO? 39110 WILL YOU CALL ME A CAB?" |
| 39110 | *****[ Illustration:"BOX O''LIGHTS MY LORD?"] |
| 39110 | *****[ Illustration:"SWEEP YOUR DOOR AWAY MUM?"] |
| 39110 | *****[ Illustration:"WILL IT BE ME?"] |
| 39110 | 25"BOX O''LIGHTS, MY LORD?" |
| 39110 | 31"WILL IT BE ME?" |
| 39110 | 42"SWEEP YOUR DOOR AWAY, MUM?" |
| 39110 | Children of the gutter roam about free and are often hungry, but what would one give for such appetites? |
| 39110 | Sometimes I wonder whether they do n''t lead the happier lives? |
| 39110 | WHY DON''T YOU= NEVER= TREAT YOURSELF TO NO LUXURIES, GUVNER?"] |
| 29463 | Conclude you go toe Frankfort? |
| 29463 | Conclude you go toe Frankfort? |
| 29463 | What names do your friends go by? |
| 29463 | What place do you hail from? |
| 29463 | Where are you going? |
| 29463 | You''re Mr. Brown, I reckon? |
| 29463 | --"What''s the matter now?" |
| 29463 | And shall I sup where Juliet at the masque Saw her loved Montague?" |
| 29463 | And those the distant turrets of Verona? |
| 29463 | If you should forget the number of your key and room(_ as BROWN did on returning late from the theatre_), what are you to do? |
| 29463 | Is this the Mincius? |
| 29463 | Jones asks Robinson, whether he"Sees before him the gladiator die?" |
| 29463 | Jones to Brown--"What do you say?" |
| 29463 | One such hour is worth-- let me see-- how many years of one''s life? |
| 29463 | Robinson, who is much given to quotation, is, at the very moment, languidly reciting the lines:--"Am I in Italy? |
| 29463 | Robinson, with warmth, and some distance behind,--"What is the use of going on at that rate?" |
| 29463 | The theatre was lighted(?) |
| 29463 | What are they to do now? |
| 29463 | What can he want? |
| 29463 | Who knows? |
| 29463 | _ Reflection made by BROWN._--Why do people when repeating poetry always look unhappy? |
| 37846 | O death, where is thy sting? 37846 And on what conditions? 37846 And to what end? 37846 Does the Kaiser, at safe distance, stilllook on"? |
| 37846 | March 26, 1916._[ Illustration]_"MY SON LIES HERE, WHERE ARE YOURS? |
| 37846 | O grave, where is thy victory?" |
| 37846 | To whom has it been spoken? |
| 37846 | What blessing has this monarch of a great and productive realm brought upon his people? |
| 37846 | What should our reply be if tomorrow, after having concluded such a peace, our countries were dragged anew into the frenzy of armaments? |
| 37846 | Where does this word come from? |
| 37846 | [ Illustration]_ BALAAM AND HIS ASS_***** What, German people, is your duty in this hour? |
| 37846 | [ Illustration]_ Pallas Athene:"Has it come to this? |
| 37846 | [ Illustration]_ WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITHOUT MICHAEL?__ Michael_:"_ For my 100 Marks I obtained a receipt. |
| 37846 | _ Reichstag, December 9, 1915._[ Illustration]_ THE EVACUATION OF GALLIPOLI_"_ What are you firing at? |
| 2646 | Are OUR sons ever flogged? |
| 2646 | Can we have too much of truth, and fun, and beauty, and kindness? |
| 2646 | Did grandpapa kill many watchmen when he was a young man, and frequent thieves''gin- shops, cock- fights, and the ring, before you married him? |
| 2646 | Did he use to talk the extraordinary slang and jargon which is printed in this book? |
| 2646 | Did we not see, by his own hand, his own portrait of his own famous face, and whiskers, in the Illustrated London News the other day? |
| 2646 | Have they not dressing- rooms, hair- oil, hip- baths, and Baden towels? |
| 2646 | In all Mr. Punch''s huge galleries ca n''t we walk as safely as through Miss Pinkerton''s schoolrooms? |
| 2646 | Is there no way in which the country could acknowledge the long services and brave career of such a friend and benefactor? |
| 2646 | What can be purer than the charming fancies of Richard Doyle? |
| 2646 | What have these children done that they should be so much happier than we were? |
| 2646 | What matter for the arrow- head, illegible stuff? |
| 2646 | What would you give for it? |
| 2646 | Where are those prodigious chatelaines of 1850 which no lady could be without? |
| 2646 | Where have n''t we seen it? |
| 2646 | Why had n''t WE picture- books? |
| 2646 | Why should hair- dressing be an absurd profession? |
| 2646 | Why were we flogged so? |
| 43219 | _***** What is Herr von Bethmann- Hollweg still waiting for? 43219 __ Hindenburg:"Where? |
| 43219 | Are not enemy forces being thrown over upon the Anglo- French front, and is not the Anglo- French advance already stopped? |
| 43219 | Are they fraternizing on the French front? |
| 43219 | But are they fraternizing on all the fronts? |
| 43219 | But do not other workingmen in other countries carry burdens? |
| 43219 | But does the cartoonist succeed this time in burning the right idea, his idea, into the reader''s brain? |
| 43219 | Can you now suffer no longer? |
| 43219 | For some unaccustomed thing? |
| 43219 | For something for which it has never sought the fire before? |
| 43219 | How did things develop? |
| 43219 | [ Illustration]_"ARE YOU READY TO MAKE MUNITIONS FOR GERMANY? |
| 43219 | _ French Official, March 22, 1917._[ Illustration]_ Uncle Sam:"So we are only a dollar making people, are we? |
| 43219 | _ German Official Communiqué, March 19, 1917._[ Illustration]_ Uncle Sam:"So you are going to sink my ships on sight, are you? |
| 43219 | _ Reuter, May 8, 1917._[ Illustration]_"No war or at the worst only a sham war was all that America could do, was it? |
| 43219 | _ Russian Official, Petrograd, April 14, 1917._[ Illustration]_ Austria:"Why wo n''t you trust me, Little Red Riding Hood? |
| 43219 | _ The Lokalanzeiger, February 4, 1917._[ Illustration]_ William:"I say, Capelle, are you sure we have taken the right road? |
| 43219 | _ Times, August 17, 1917._[ Illustration]_ GERMAN"MILITARIST"SOCIALISM_***** Does not the cartoonist Raemaekers fail in this cartoon? |
| 5647 | Ai n''t this jolly? 5647 And pray what did you say, Sniggs?" |
| 5647 | And what then? |
| 5647 | Have you got a bite? |
| 5647 | I hope, father,said the affectionate Giles,"that thee saw her buried in a deep grave, and laid a stone a- top of her?" |
| 5647 | Vhy not? |
| 5647 | What a burning shame it is? |
| 5647 | What for,cried Jenkins,"am I mill''d, Sir, like this ere?" |
| 5647 | What sort of a boat? |
| 5647 | Where? |
| 5647 | Whoy, just what a horse would ha''done, to be sure--"Eat''em? |
| 5647 | Why, what has that to do with it? |
| 5647 | ( b)"Well, Bill, d''ye get any bites over there?" |
| 5647 | Are you all primed and loaded? |
| 5647 | What says the board?" |
| 5647 | What, shall a crack- shot make a target of an elder? |
| 5647 | Whoy, now, what do you think, Jeames; last Saturday, if the old''ooman did''nt sarve me out a dish o''biled horse- beans--""Horse- beans?" |
| 5647 | and do n''t you like a day''s fishing, Sam?" |
| 5647 | but suppose,"said the timid Julia,"the surly owner should pounce upon us, just as we are taking our wine?" |
| 5647 | cried James;"lack- a- daisy me, and what did you do?" |
| 5647 | said Emma:"I wonder if he ever felt it as we do?" |
| 5647 | said the sympathising James;"and when do thee go?" |
| 5648 | D''ye want a pound of magic shot? |
| 5648 | Grass or spinach, Sir? 5648 Sure you put the shot in now?" |
| 5648 | The deuce is in the gun,cried he, lowering it, and examining the lock;"What can ail it?" |
| 5648 | The gentleman will stand something to drink, I hope? |
| 5648 | To be sure you did-- but why did''nt he bite mine? |
| 5648 | Vot shall it be? |
| 5648 | What do you mean? |
| 5648 | What for? |
| 5648 | What? |
| 5648 | --then, cogitating inwardly for a minute, he continued--"but, I say, Tom, you wo n''t mention this little fright of yours?" |
| 5648 | And vow''d that he would come again-- Then call''d for"Vot''s to pay?" |
| 5648 | But, where''s the spoil?" |
| 5648 | His rod beneath the fish''s weight Now bent just like a bow,"What''s this?" |
| 5648 | It was a hard alternative truly; but what could she do? |
| 5648 | Jim Smith, meanwhile, holding out a white packet at arm''s length, exclaimed in a sepulchral tone,"D''ye want a pound of magic shot?" |
| 5648 | The tide is agin us, I know, But pull away, Jem, like a trump; Vot''s that? |
| 5648 | Toothsome did we say? |
| 5648 | What do ye think o''that, ey?" |
| 5648 | Who would not take a trip to Margate? |
| 5648 | and I''ve cotched nothin''yet-- how do you do it?" |
| 5648 | replied the damsel, with a loud guffaw,''--''it''s not fashionable!--besides, vot''s the good o''having a fine leg, if one must''nt show it?'' |
| 5648 | vy vos I a midshipman,"cried he,"to be wrecked on this desolate island? |
| 34031 | __ Tommy to prisoners after Neuve Chapelle:Were n''t they heavy? |
| 34031 | And even Grey will tremble As falls each iron word;"God punish England, brother? |
| 34031 | Are you physically fit? |
| 34031 | Are you too old? |
| 34031 | Do you suggest you can not leave your business? |
| 34031 | Potsdam? |
| 34031 | The young Englishman, his mind wandering, said,"Is it you, mother?" |
| 34031 | What is the reason? |
| 34031 | What is the secret of this man''s appeal to men and women in all stations of life, to people of every creed and nationality? |
| 34031 | [ Illustration]_ KREUZLAND, KREUZLAND Ã � BER ALLES__"Where are our fathers?" |
| 34031 | _ February 28, 1915._[ Illustration]_ The Crown Prince:"Is n''t it an enjoyable war? |
| 34031 | _ From"Is War Civilization? |
| 34031 | _ London Daily Mail._[ Illustration]_ MY SON, GO AND FIGHT FOR YOUR MOTHERLAND_ IS YOUR CONSCIENCE CLEAR? |
| 34031 | was your boy among the twelve this morning? |
| 37767 | But what are you goin''to do with_ that_ nose?] |
| 37767 | But what,he adds,"did it all matter? |
| 37767 | Owth''s Ikey? |
| 37767 | ---------------------------------------[ Illustration: THE BOY:"Grandpa, is a Jewess a She- brew?"] |
| 37767 | ---------------------------------------[ Illustration: THE CONSUMING PASSION"Have you heard that Jones has given up''booze''?" |
| 37767 | ---------------------------------------[ Illustration:"Hillo, Bill-- blind again?" |
| 37767 | ---------------------------------------[ Illustration:"Say, would you be so stupid as to lend me 5s.?"] |
| 37767 | AUGUSTUS M. MOORE---------------------------------------[ Illustration: THE LEGITIMATE"''Ow''s business, Jacko?" |
| 37767 | Are those what they call sea legs?"] |
| 37767 | BATHER:"And where''s he buried?"] |
| 37767 | Can you spare a_ copper_?"] |
| 37767 | DAY POLICEMAN:"But ye''re living together, are n''t yer?" |
| 37767 | JOHN:"Where''s that, sir?"] |
| 37767 | NEW ARRIVAL(_ in Australia_):"What''s good for mosquitoes?" |
| 37767 | SECOND DITTO:"Well, you see, what could they do? |
| 37767 | SHE:"And were n''t you shocked?"] |
| 37767 | SHE:"But the Mayor is here, is n''t he?" |
| 37767 | SHE:"Wo n''t that make it heavier?"] |
| 37767 | W. E. GLADSTONE]---------------------------------------[ Illustration: ON THE SANDS"Lor'',''Arry, ai n''t it''ot?" |
| 37767 | What does''saponaceous''mean, dear boy?" |
| 37767 | What''s the matter with your nose?" |
| 37767 | Who would you recommend?" |
| 7405 | And he says"What did you mean by that?" |
| 7405 | But any way I says"My own male and who and the he-- ll male would I be reading?" |
| 7405 | But any way the Dutchmens is going to know sooner or later that we are in the war and what''s the differents if they meet us at the Moose or the Elks? |
| 7405 | But believe me Al he took a awful beating with my free hand and I will half to hand it to him for a game bird only what chance did he have? |
| 7405 | Can you make heads or tales out of that Al? |
| 7405 | Eh gen? |
| 7405 | I must close now for this time and get busy on some idears so as Black Jack wo n''t catch me flat footed but I guess they''s no danger of that eh Al? |
| 7405 | Seeley I says"All right but what about them other initials without no words to go with them?" |
| 7405 | So Alcock says"What has a man''s legs got to do with him getting off of a motorcycle as long as you have got your head to light on?" |
| 7405 | So I had him traped Al and quick is a flash I said"Who told you their plans?" |
| 7405 | So I said"What do you mean she give it to you?" |
| 7405 | So I said"Yes but what about them x marks and all them letters without no words to them?" |
| 7405 | So Simon says yes but how about it when you want to get off? |
| 7405 | So he said"Did n''t you never correspond with a girl and put some of them xs down to the bottom of your letter?" |
| 7405 | So he says what do you call this but a rest billet? |
| 7405 | So he says"Who is Miss Moselle?" |
| 7405 | So he says"Who is going to releive us and what and the he-- ll do you want to be releived of?" |
| 7405 | So then I asked him where he was born and he said"What and the he-- ll are you the personal officer?" |
| 7405 | So then he kind of smiled and said"O and when was you planing to start?" |
| 7405 | So today he said to Brady he says"Did n''t you birds tell me them trenchs over across the way was empty?" |
| 7405 | So yesterday I went and seen him and he says"Well Keefe what can I do for you?" |
| 7405 | Well Al have you noticed what direction the Dutchmens is makeing their drive in now? |
| 7405 | Well Al what do you think? |
| 7405 | Well I guess that letter I wrote her must have went over strong and any ways it looks like she did n''t exactly hate me eh Al? |
| 7405 | old she will ask her mother"Why have n''t I got a daddy like other little girls?" |
| 5646 | ''Vot are you a shootin''at my pigeons for?'' 5646 ''Vot''s that for?'' |
| 5646 | D''ve think so? |
| 5646 | Do you hever go out? |
| 5646 | Dummies? |
| 5646 | Hope you are not offended, sir? |
| 5646 | How can I go,replied the widow, sighing,"vithout a purtector?" |
| 5646 | How can you let yourself down so? |
| 5646 | How? |
| 5646 | I never moves on under sixpence: d''ye think I does n''t know the walley o''peace and quietness? |
| 5646 | I trembled like a haspen- leaf, and- didn''t I bolt as fast as my werry legs would carry me, that''s all? 5646 It''s some mistake, sure?" |
| 5646 | Mr. Viggins, do you take sugar? |
| 5646 | Must we go through the town? |
| 5646 | Pray, sir, are you lord of the manor? 5646 Vell; vot''s the odds as long as you''re happy?" |
| 5646 | Vill you have a light? |
| 5646 | Vos you never at the Vite Cundic, or the hEagle, or any of them places on a Sunday? |
| 5646 | Vot vos that? |
| 5646 | Vy, now did n''t you tell me to go on? |
| 5646 | What? |
| 5646 | Ai n''t you a hinglishman? |
| 5646 | And ai n''t a cat''s eye, Tom, as good a mark As any bull''s eyes?" |
| 5646 | Brisket, I''m afeard as you''re a''Rad?'' |
| 5646 | Brisket?" |
| 5646 | But ai n''t there no false lovers in them tales, Vot hover wirgin hinnocence perwails? |
| 5646 | Dick, vot''s to be done? |
| 5646 | Do n''t you be saucy, Boys"What are you grinning at, boys?" |
| 5646 | I ca n''t abide a pipe no- how, but I''ve quite a prevalence( predilection?) |
| 5646 | What carried Captain Ross to the North Pole? |
| 5646 | What made barber Ross survey the poll, make wigs, and puff away even when powder was exploded? |
| 5646 | What made him a practical Tory? |
| 5646 | and yet not feel A hint''rest, Brisket, in the common- weal? |
| 5646 | cried the angler:"is it far from this?" |
| 5646 | demanded he--"How''s your missus?" |
| 5646 | here''s a partic''lar mess, Vot vill mother say to me now? |
| 5646 | how dare you speak to me in this manner?" |
| 5646 | she has a good stock--?" |
| 5646 | soliloquized Wiggins--"Should n''t I ha''bin properly hampered? |
| 5646 | vot do you mean?" |
| 5646 | what''s that?" |
| 5646 | what-- you young dog?" |
| 5646 | will ye shoot my cat? |
| 38056 | ''Spex so,says t''other,"and what might be the price ob dat hat?" |
| 38056 | AIR YOU IN ARNEST, COLONEL? |
| 38056 | Air you in earnest, Colonel? |
| 38056 | And to what effect did you remonstrate? |
| 38056 | HOW ABOUT THE_ ALABAMA_ YOU WICKED OLD MAN? |
| 38056 | IF YOU TURN SULKY, AND WON''T MAKE MY ARMOUR, HOW SHALL I BE ABLE TO RESIST MARS?] |
| 38056 | WELL, MR. WASHINGTON, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FINE REPUBLIC NOW, EH?--WHAT D''YE THINK? 38056 WHAT? |
| 38056 | WHEN BLACK MEETS BLACK THEN COMES THE END(?) 38056 WHERE''S MY RAMS? |
| 38056 | WHICH ANSWER SHALL I SEND?] |
| 38056 | We pause here to ask whether the Confederates do not, as they reasonably may, repeat the Yankee boast above quoted with brag additional? 38056 Well, Mr. Washington,"says George,"what do you think of your fine republic now, eh? |
| 38056 | What next now I wonder, Captain? |
| 38056 | Where you got dat hat, SAMBO? |
| 38056 | A FAIR OFFER FROM JOHN BULL TO MISS COLUMBIA Shall we kiss and be friends? |
| 38056 | A WARNING TO JONATHAN; OR,"DOTH HE WAG HIS TAIL?" |
| 38056 | And who''ll resign to your cow- hide The fugitives again? |
| 38056 | But when a cow sticks, as GRANT does, in the mud, how then? |
| 38056 | DON''T YOU RECOGNISE HIM?" |
| 38056 | Did you ever hear the story of the farmer who had been insulted by an exciseman? |
| 38056 | Do you want a good sound licking Both? |
| 38056 | EH?"] |
| 38056 | From the gods to sons of clay If PROMETHEUS brought the flame, Who King Cotton can gainsay, Should he equal honour claim? |
| 38056 | Have they not begun to say,''The Britishers whipped all the world, the Yankees whipped the Britishers and we whipped the Yankees''? |
| 38056 | If such strife draw no blood shall England scoff therefore? |
| 38056 | Says BRITANNIA:"D''ye see any green in my eye?" |
| 38056 | Says the eagle to the lion,"Do n''t you think we ought to fetch the police?" |
| 38056 | THE COMMINUTED STATES Who can say where Secession will stop? |
| 38056 | WHAT D''YE THINK, EH?" |
| 38056 | WHICH END WILL YOU HAVE, JONATHAN?"] |
| 38056 | Want money? |
| 38056 | What d''ye think, eh?" |
| 38056 | What d''ye think? |
| 38056 | What, when you''ve once the knot untied, Will bind the Northern men? |
| 38056 | Who''s you? |
| 38056 | Who''s you? |
| 38056 | Why not? |
| 38056 | Why should it? |
| 38056 | You North, roaring, raving, yelling, Hold your jaw, you booby, do; What, d''ye threaten me for selling Arms to South, as well as you? |
| 38056 | _ Nigger._"NOW DEN, MASSA JONATHAN, WHAT YOU GOIN''TO DO WID DIS CHILD? |
| 2648 | Heisst du etwa Rumpelstilzchen? |
| 2648 | And yonder in the clock: what agonized face is that we see? |
| 2648 | As for the Jew in the dungeon, let us say nothing of it-- what can we say to describe it? |
| 2648 | Being on the subject of children''s books, how shall we enough praise the delightful German nursery- tales, and Cruikshank''s illustrations of them? |
| 2648 | But look down the list of the painters and tell us who are they? |
| 2648 | But what then? |
| 2648 | Can a man be supposed to imitate everything? |
| 2648 | Can we, for instance, praise too highly the man who invented that wonderful oyster? |
| 2648 | Could Mr. O''Connell himself desire anything more national than the scene of a drunken row, or could Father Mathew have a better text to preach upon? |
| 2648 | Did not millions believe with him, and noble and learned lords take their oaths to her Royal Highness''s innocence? |
| 2648 | Did one ever hear the like sentiments expressed in France? |
| 2648 | Did we not forego tarts, in order to buy his"Breaking- up,"or his"Fashionable Monstrosities"of the year eighteen hundred and something? |
| 2648 | Does he elaborate his effects by slow process of thought, or do they come to him by instinct? |
| 2648 | Does it not seem impossible to make a picture out of this? |
| 2648 | Has our artist been among the same company, and brought back their portraits in his sketch- book? |
| 2648 | Have we not read, all the story- books that his wonderful pencil has illustrated? |
| 2648 | How many of our writers and designers work for the galleries? |
| 2648 | Is any man more remarkable than our artist for telling the truth after his own manner? |
| 2648 | Is any man so blind that he can not see the exact face that is writhing under the thhnblerigged hero''s hat? |
| 2648 | Is not Whittington sitting yet on Highgate hill, and poor Cinderella( in that sweetest of all fairy stories) still pining in her lonely chimney- nook? |
| 2648 | Is there any need of having a face after this? |
| 2648 | It is not the artist who fails, but the men who grow cold-- the men, from whom the illusions( why illusions? |
| 2648 | It serves him right: why did he put his name to stamped paper? |
| 2648 | My lady with the ermine tippet and draggling feather, can we not see that she lives in Portland Place, and is the wife of an East India Director? |
| 2648 | Now, who would imagine that an artist could make anything of such a subject as this? |
| 2648 | Suppose all the accessories were away, could not one swear that the man was stone- deaf, beyond the reach of trumpet? |
| 2648 | What are the bets; will that long- legged bondholder of a devil come up with the honest Dutchman? |
| 2648 | What business has he there? |
| 2648 | What is there particularly jocose about a pump, and wherefore does a long nose always provoke the beholder to laughter? |
| 2648 | What was military glory to him, forsooth? |
| 2648 | Where are these people now? |
| 2648 | Whereabouts lies the comic vis in these persons and things? |
| 2648 | Who could it be that was a match for the devil? |
| 2648 | Who does not recollect the famous picture,"What IS taxes, Thomas?" |
| 2648 | Who would mar the prospects of honest Roderick Random, or Charles Surface, or Tom Jones? |
| 2648 | Why are short breeches more ridiculous than long? |
| 2648 | Why should a beadle be comic, and his opposite a charity boy? |
| 2648 | Why should a tall life- guardsman have something in him essentially absurd? |
| 2648 | Why should the artists who executed the cuts of the admirable"Three Courses"yield the pas to any one? |
| 2648 | Why should the song of a thrush cause bright volumes of vapor to glide through Lothbury, and a river to flow on through the vale of Cheapside? |
| 2648 | Why this exaggeration-- is it necessary for the public? |
| 2648 | Will Hercules do so? |
| 2648 | Would any one doubt what was the country of the merry fellows depicted in his group of Paddies? |
| 2648 | has any man a mind to tap me?" |
| 5645 | A vax von, indeed!--who vouldn''t rather have his own nose than all the vax vons in the vorld? |
| 5645 | Across, young''ooman? 5645 Ai n''t I, that''s all?" |
| 5645 | And did you sing? |
| 5645 | And what did they take you for? |
| 5645 | Are them seats clean? |
| 5645 | Ay, are you a hinhabitant? |
| 5645 | Can you see it? |
| 5645 | Cos ve''re good- tempered? |
| 5645 | Did n''t I? 5645 Double stout, eh?" |
| 5645 | Greens? |
| 5645 | Hang out? |
| 5645 | How can that be? 5645 How''s that?" |
| 5645 | I dessay--"Do you hang out at Highgate? |
| 5645 | I say, Dick,said Spriggs,"vy are ve two like razors?" |
| 5645 | I see, Grubb, there ai nt a bit of the Frenchman about you--"Vy, pray?" |
| 5645 | Is it quite safe? 5645 Is it werry deep?" |
| 5645 | Is there any birds thereabouts? |
| 5645 | Mister Vaterman, vot''s your fare for taking me across? |
| 5645 | Now let''s load and prime-- and make ready,said Mr. Richard, when they had entered an extensive meadow,"and-- I say-- vot are you about? |
| 5645 | Roasted, or biled, Sir? |
| 5645 | Shall I bring''em down? |
| 5645 | Think ve could leap the ditch? |
| 5645 | Twig them trees? |
| 5645 | Vere do you get''em?'' 5645 Vere''s my instrument o''destruction?" |
| 5645 | Vere? |
| 5645 | Vot are they, Dick? |
| 5645 | Vot''s frightened you? |
| 5645 | Vot''s the use o''that? |
| 5645 | Vot''s to pay? |
| 5645 | Vy, vot''s the damage? |
| 5645 | What''s the matter? |
| 5645 | Why calling people what thinks different from''em all sorts o''names-- arn''t that a liberty? |
| 5645 | ( b)] Well, Bill, d''ye get any bites? |
| 5645 | An idea strikes me Suppose you climb up that post, and let out this poor bird, ey?" |
| 5645 | He takes us for people o''consequence, and"--"Vot consequence is that to us?" |
| 5645 | PLATE I. Dye think ve shall be in time for the hunt? |
| 5645 | SCENE V. How does it fit behind? |
| 5645 | SCENE V."How does it fit behind? |
| 5645 | This is vot you calls rowing, is it? |
| 5645 | cried Grubb, laying his hand upon his arm--"see that bird hopping there?" |
| 5645 | cried his affectionate friend,--picking him up--"ain''t you cotch''d it finely?" |
| 5645 | demanded Spriggs, trotting off beside his chum,"You ai n''t done nothing, have you?" |
| 5645 | do tell me vich vay?" |
| 5645 | exclaimed Spriggs,"and vith their leaves ve''ll have an hunt there.--Don''t you hear the birds a crying''sveet,''''sveet?'' |
| 5645 | exclaimed Spriggs,"you ai n''t sewed up yet, are you?" |
| 5645 | here''s a pretty kettle of fish for the entertainment of my expectant friends-- and sha''n''t I be baited? |
| 5645 | vich vay? |
| 5645 | vy, it''ll vet my best silk?" |
| 5645 | vy, you looks so good- tempered, I''ll pull you over for sixpence?" |
| 5645 | you chaps, vot are you arter?" |
| 5645 | you murderous little villin? |
| 44806 | And do they give them food there? |
| 44806 | And things to put on? |
| 44806 | At what, my love? |
| 44806 | But can all people help being poor, Papa? |
| 44806 | But those poor children, Papa,--why do n''t they go into the workhouse? |
| 44806 | But what use are beggars of, Papa,demanded Adeline,"when they do not work?" |
| 44806 | Come, give me my alley, will yer? |
| 44806 | Cos you''d do uncommon well to get up behind-- wouldn''t he, Mike? |
| 44806 | D''ye think I''m afeard o''you then? |
| 44806 | D''ye think I''m afeard o''you? |
| 44806 | Do n''t yer wish yer may get it? |
| 44806 | Do yer? 44806 Do you not recollect, dear,"responded Sir William,"what Farmer Gibbs puts up in his corn- fields just after they have been sown?" |
| 44806 | Do your Missus keep a buss, Bill? |
| 44806 | Happy Land!--Happy Land!--Hallo, Bill? |
| 44806 | How are yer, my tulip? |
| 44806 | I say, Bill, do your keep that''ere collar button''d ven you has yer grub? |
| 44806 | I say, who''s got the cholera, to make you stir your stumps like that''ere? |
| 44806 | Look there, whose black job is that goin''along close by old Punch,--your guv''ner''s? |
| 44806 | See any green, Bill? 44806 Take them up, Papa?" |
| 44806 | That''ere letter of yourn''s post- haste, I s''pose, Bill? |
| 44806 | Well; Wot? |
| 44806 | What did you say, Papa? |
| 44806 | What of them, dearest? |
| 44806 | What''s got her then? 44806 What, that place where the funny man with the great cocked- hat was standing at the door, Papa?" |
| 44806 | Wo n''t yer though? |
| 44806 | Wo n''t yer, puggy nose? 44806 Wot d''ye mean? |
| 44806 | Wot odds? |
| 44806 | You mean the beadle? 44806 You''m a strong feller, arn''t you?" |
| 44806 | And are ye chill''d and frozen? |
| 44806 | Art thou a father''s darling joy? |
| 44806 | Art thou a tender mother''s hope? |
| 44806 | Beggars, my sweet, are-- shall you remember, do you think, what beggars are, if I tell you?" |
| 44806 | But what can be expected of those who smoke pipes of tobacco in the open streets? |
| 44806 | But what can be more fickle than fashion, what more vulgar than constancy? |
| 44806 | But whither are we borne away? |
| 44806 | Can it be That such an object of a boy, Is made of flesh and blood like thee? |
| 44806 | Can we have unwittingly indulged in a smile at aristocratic misfortune? |
| 44806 | Have any of our readers heard an introductory lecture on the Practice of Physic? |
| 44806 | How long have them muffins bin''All Hot?''" |
| 44806 | I dessay you think yourself very clever,--don''t yer now?" |
| 44806 | If so, oh how, my little boy, How are they circumstanced for soap? |
| 44806 | May I give them this shilling, Papa? |
| 44806 | Now is it not distressing to see such charms in so uncultivated a state? |
| 44806 | Now when you see a beggar in the streets, all cold and naked and uncomfortable, what do you say?" |
| 44806 | Their diet is said to include such articles as_ tripe, cow- heel,(?) |
| 44806 | What must be the feelings of their Mammas? |
| 44806 | Why should the young Mobility tread the earth like pigeons, when the opposite mode of standing and of progression is so much more becoming? |
| 44806 | Will our readers believe it? |
| 44806 | _ Lepidus_( supposed to be in a state of wine)--"What manner of thing is your crocodile?" |
| 44806 | old feller, where are you off to in sitch a hurry?" |
| 44806 | that old cove with the gamboge sneezer and swivel eye?" |
| 44806 | to go and get something to eat?" |
| 37603 | Any relation of the late Colonel Monroe? |
| 37603 | Does it hurt you up there? |
| 37603 | Gentlemen of the jury,said Philipon,"can I help it if His Majesty''s face is like a pear?" |
| 37603 | Hold up,says Hawaii,"did n''t you say it was wrong to eat man?" |
| 37603 | How do you mean? |
| 37603 | I do n''t care what they write about me,said Tweed,"but ca n''t you stop those terrible cartoons?" |
| 37603 | Is it my fault, gentlemen of the jury, if his Majesty''s face looks like a pear?] |
| 37603 | Is there any treason in that? |
| 37603 | May I not hear you say you have had enough? |
| 37603 | Pray, Mr. Abbé Sièyes, what was the cause of the poor lady''s death? 37603 Sister Press, do you see anything?" |
| 37603 | Sister Press, do you see anything? |
| 37603 | To whom do I owe the honor of this intrusion? |
| 37603 | What does he want to get right in my way for? 37603 What on earth are you doing in there, Willie?" |
| 37603 | _ Belle dame_,he is saying,"will you accept my escort?" |
| 37603 | _] In connection with this campaign of 1892, there was no cartoon of more interest than that entitledWhere Am I At?" |
| 37603 | _][ Illustration:Where am I at?" |
| 37603 | --where is my friend, John Bull? |
| 37603 | A bellicose little dwarf, McClellan, is advising the bulldog''s master:"Uncle Abraham, do n''t you think you had better call the old dog off now? |
| 37603 | Again the Constitution cries:"Sister Press, do you see nothing coming?" |
| 37603 | By his side is Lincoln, who is inquiring,"Chase, will it stay down?" |
| 37603 | Can I believe my spectacles? |
| 37603 | Dare these"Northern Barbarians"thus insult the"magnanimous Mexican Natian"? |
| 37603 | Did I not command you not to return until you had spread your wing of victory over the whole of Spain?" |
| 37603 | Dis wot yer call''mancipation?" |
| 37603 | Do n''t you see the clock is slow?" |
| 37603 | I say, little Boney, why do n''t you come out? |
| 37603 | Is that the way you stick to your friends? |
| 37603 | Massa Lincum, is dis wot yer call Elewating de Nigger?" |
| 37603 | McClellan, watching from his cab the discomfiture of his foe, calls derisively,"Would n''t you like to swap horses now, Lincoln?" |
| 37603 | McKINLEY--"I wonder what he holds?" |
| 37603 | One is calling,"War''s de rest ob dis ole darky? |
| 37603 | Reproduced in the San Francisco"Wasp,"Jan. 2, 1982._]_ Moonshine_, in a cartoon entitled"Are n''t they Rather Overdoing it?" |
| 37603 | SAMPSON--"Where is Cervera''s fleet?" |
| 37603 | THE HISTORY OF THE NINETEENTH CENTURY IN CARICATURE[ Illustration: What it is and What is it?] |
| 37603 | The Men of To- day 355 LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS Page What It Is and What Is It? |
| 37603 | The first of these called"Quit- Pro Quo?" |
| 37603 | The ghost of the Grand Monarque is asking sadly:"Is this the end of''all the glories''?" |
| 37603 | The unfortunate"Constitution,"feeling that her last minute has come, calls out:"Sister Press, do you see nothing coming?" |
| 37603 | What was to be done? |
| 37603 | Why does n''t he let us have some rest?" |
| 37603 | Wo n''t you walk in and take something?" |
| 37603 | Yes, d---- you, why do n''t you come out? |
| 37603 | You are perfectly free to choose?"] |
| 37603 | [ Illustration: Japan--"Does it hurt up There?" |
| 37603 | [ Illustration:"Once more, Madame, do you wish divorce, or do you not wish divorce? |
| 37603 | [ Illustration:"What? |
| 37603 | _ From the collection of the New York Historical Society._] CHAPTER XIX THE FOUR- YEARS''STRUGGLE[ Illustration:"Why do n''t You take it?"] |
| 37603 | thunders Napoleon,"what is this I see? |
| 37603 | where are the French bugaboos? |
| 42299 | And once again, I ask the name Of this so universal dame; What is her fortune,--where she lives, And the strange means by which she thrives? 42299 By whom, then, was QUÆ GENUS given?" |
| 42299 | In answer to your just desire, Permit me fairly to enquire, Which to my ledger is transmitted, For what your qualities are fitted? 42299 QUÆ GENUS? |
| 42299 | When she was in a spiteful humour, What said she of that_ pretty tumour_? 42299 When_ Sir Jeffery_ fortune gain''d, By contracts from the State obtain''d, Think you he had a pious loathing To crib a yard from soldiers''clothing? |
| 42299 | --But then he mutter''d,"Where''s the shame? |
| 42299 | --He asked, where these fine Ladies went? |
| 42299 | --If worth lay in a flatt''ring tongue, You would not want a service long; For if you do with caution use it, Where is the ear that will refuse it? |
| 42299 | --Where could he such examples see As in an artist''s gallery? |
| 42299 | A little smuggling all allow, But only mind the when and how: Take your_ per centage_, but with care; And who will say it is not fair? |
| 42299 | A widow she, or is she wedded? |
| 42299 | Am I call''d hither to accuse Thy erring ways, and idle views? |
| 42299 | Am I this moment to forget How much I''m in_ Sir Jeff''ry''s_ debt, And thus, with chance of foul disgrace, To play the rogue and risque my place?" |
| 42299 | And have you not an equal claim, In a small way, to do the same? |
| 42299 | And is it thus you form the plan To vault into a Gentleman? |
| 42299 | And, in good faith, I wish to know, What you have done, and what can do? |
| 42299 | Are not his hours by want depress''d? |
| 42299 | But have you thought, my dearest Dear, That not a creature will be there? |
| 42299 | But pray what figure did she bear} While you th''unwilling servant were?" |
| 42299 | But where''s the heart that e''er disdains The pow''r that dwells where beauty reigns? |
| 42299 | Can he in all the pride of power Ensure his honours for an hour? |
| 42299 | Can he pour health into his veins Or cool the fever''s restless pains? |
| 42299 | Can he worn down in nature''s course New brace his feebled nerves with force? |
| 42299 | Can he, how vain is mortal power, Stretch life beyond the destin''d hour? |
| 42299 | Can they prolong one gasp of breath, Or calm the troubled hour of death? |
| 42299 | Can they, when tortur''d by disease, Cheer our sick heart and purchase ease? |
| 42299 | Could he another course prefer? |
| 42299 | Dare you look piteous? |
| 42299 | Do I the wretched agent see Of gambling fraud and usury? |
| 42299 | Fool as thou art, in thy misdoing Art thou not hast''ning to thy ruin? |
| 42299 | He now put on a curious leer, That said,"I pray, what brought_ you_ here?" |
| 42299 | How had he slept? |
| 42299 | How was his pulse? |
| 42299 | I say that we all do our duty, And if we make a little booty, We never hear_ Sir Jeff._ complain: And wherefore should one give him pain? |
| 42299 | If tremors o''er the system crept? |
| 42299 | Indeed, what harm, if he succeed in The arts of cupping and of bleeding? |
| 42299 | Look at my legs-- my stomach see, And tell me, would you change with me? |
| 42299 | Nay, in Ambition''s humble school Perceive we not the love of rule, O''er rustic swains to bear the rod And be a village demi- god? |
| 42299 | Now, as he pac''d along the street,} Thus did he to himself repeat,}"Is this the fortune I must meet?} |
| 42299 | Or e''er by blushing Hymen bedded?" |
| 42299 | Our hero, seeing Molly pass, He tempted her to take a glass; For, in his state of tender feeling, What gen''rous mind will call it stealing? |
| 42299 | Since his departure I am hurl''d To push my fortune in the world, And may I now with courage say, You will assist me on my way? |
| 42299 | Thus what could the old Matron do? |
| 42299 | What''s man in all his boasted sway? |
| 42299 | When his ships sought some foreign strand, Did he disdain the contraband, If he could but with safety chouse The sentries of the custom- house? |
| 42299 | Where is the Miss, or where the Maid Who does not ask our frequent aid? |
| 42299 | Where she acquires her wond''rous power, Which you describe, o''er ev''ry hour? |
| 42299 | Who knows what CUPID, too, may do? |
| 42299 | Why lose we life, in anxious cares, To lay in hoards for future years? |
| 42299 | Will you not find we shall be hurl''d Into a lifeless, empty world; Where, till the winter near approaches You will see nought but Hackney coaches? |
| 42299 | Wonder and Gratitude and Fainting Were there combin''d-- what could be wanting To make the melting scene complete, But coffin and a winding- sheet? |
| 42299 | Would it not tell you to supply The blank with a due legacy?" |
| 42299 | [ Illustration:_ Drawn by Rowlandson_ QUÆ GENUS engaged with jovial Friends: Or... Who sings best?] |
| 42299 | per Cent._ Think you that he was over- nice To fix his rate of merchandise? |
| 21427 | Be you a witch? |
| 21427 | By whose authority? |
| 21427 | What makes you think so? |
| 21427 | Who run? |
| 21427 | Who run? |
| 21427 | ( Will the reader excuse me a moment while I light up a peculiarly black and redolent pipe?) |
| 21427 | 18? |
| 21427 | At one time he was given a hatchet by his father, which---- But what has the historian to do with this morbid wandering in search of truth? |
| 21427 | But what do we want of liberty, anyhow? |
| 21427 | But why repine? |
| 21427 | Can no one tell us what James B. Weaver had to do with the campaign of 1881? |
| 21427 | Could the iron heel of despotism crunch such a spirit of liberty as that? |
| 21427 | Did any one ever see an Indian smile since the landing of the Pilgrims? |
| 21427 | Do you believe that either warrior is so fickle that he has entirely deserted the cause for which he fought? |
| 21427 | Does the intelligent reader believe that"Tommy Atkins,"with two pairs of socks"and hit a- rainin'',"could whip men with twenty- seven pairs each? |
| 21427 | Does the man look cheerful? |
| 21427 | How about that, Hank?" |
| 21427 | How many of us to- day, fellow- journalists, would be willing to stay in jail while the lawn festival and the kangaroo came and went? |
| 21427 | I am often led to ask, in the language of the poet,"Is civilization a failure, and is the Caucasian played out?" |
| 21427 | I suppose you have a power of attorney, of course, for discovering us?" |
| 21427 | Is it not bad taste for them to pose in public and make a cheap Romeo and Juliet tableau of themselves? |
| 21427 | Jackson rode up and in clarion tones called out,"Who told you to put that gun there, sir? |
| 21427 | Need I add that after a while the people became dissatisfied with these rules and finally the whole matter was ceded to the crown? |
| 21427 | Sabe?" |
| 21427 | The close of the fight found Hooker on his old camping- ground opposite Fredericksburg, murmuring to himself, in a dazed sort of way,"Where am I?" |
| 21427 | The second one, wearing the cape- overcoat tragedy air, wrote"Who will be my laundress now?" |
| 21427 | Was it worth while? |
| 21427 | We pause here to ask the question, Why did the pale- face usurp the lands of the Indians without remuneration? |
| 21427 | Webster?" |
| 21427 | Were they having their portraits painted by Landseer, or their deposition taken by Jeffreys, or having their Little Lord Fauntleroy clothes made? |
| 21427 | What could be in poorer taste than scalping a man between the soup and the remove? |
| 21427 | What could we do with it if we had it? |
| 21427 | What more could you expect of a siege than that? |
| 21427 | Where are the gibes and_ bon- mots_ made at that sad time? |
| 21427 | Where is my Indian to night? |
| 21427 | Where is that laughter now? |
| 21427 | Where were they when New York was sold for twenty- four dollars? |
| 21427 | Who knows any thing about repairing an engine?" |
| 21427 | Who will tell us what he had to do with it? |
| 21427 | Whom have we here? |
| 21427 | Why discover a country that is so far from the railroad? |
| 21427 | Why discover a country with no improvements? |
| 21427 | Why discover a place when it is so far out of the way? |
| 21427 | Why discover, at great expense, an entirely new country? |
| 21427 | [ Illustration:"WHERE AM I?"] |
| 21427 | _ Q._ Is it right or wrong? |
| 21427 | _ Q._ Was he a great fighter? |
| 21427 | _ Q._ What do you understand by rebellion? |
| 21427 | _ Q._ What is religious freedom? |
| 21427 | _ Q._ Who was Lord Baltimore? |
| 21427 | _ Q._ Who was William Penn? |
| 21427 | _ Q._ Would he have fought for a purse of forty thousand dollars? |
| 21427 | of sixteen aggregated circuses, and eleven congresses of ferocious beasts, fierce and fragrant from their native lair, went by us? |
| 5649 | Ai n''t that the ticket? |
| 5649 | And when, pray, were you there? |
| 5649 | Andrew, what sort of a fist can you write? |
| 5649 | Any grog on board? |
| 5649 | Ar''n''t you glad you ai n''t a black- a- moor? |
| 5649 | Are you satisfied-- perfectly satisfied? |
| 5649 | Bob,I overheard one remark,"ar''n''t you glad you ai n''t a black- a- moor?" |
| 5649 | But his tongs-- eh-- old fellow-- can''t you rig him out a little? |
| 5649 | Can I do anything for you, sir? |
| 5649 | Can you read the motto on the Conductor''s button? |
| 5649 | Come, that is clever,said Mr. Crobble;"let me see, now, what shall I give you?" |
| 5649 | Did he do that? |
| 5649 | Do you know your father, then? |
| 5649 | Dogs, I mean,continued Lord F____;"you know what a pack of hounds are-- don''t you?" |
| 5649 | EE cawnt gow back,''cause they locks the gates,"Well, can we go forward, then? |
| 5649 | Five hundred pounds,continued Mr. Crobble;"d''ye think-- have you any friends?" |
| 5649 | For a crown you do n''t do a better? |
| 5649 | Have you seen the hounds this way? |
| 5649 | Here''s another,continued he, as Mr. Timmis was just raising a bottle of pale sherry to his lips--"I say, Jim, what birds are we most like now?" |
| 5649 | How are you, old fellow? |
| 5649 | How''s this?--you did n''t tramp, did you? |
| 5649 | I hope you ai n''t angry, sir? |
| 5649 | I say, Jim, what birds are we most like now? |
| 5649 | I say, ma''am, do you happen to have the hair of''All round my hat I vears a green villow?'' |
| 5649 | I want a- lad,continued he;"what do you say-- would you like to serve me?" |
| 5649 | I was a- thinking, Timmis-- don''t you belong to a cricketclub? |
| 5649 | I''m a sportsman, fellow-- what d''ye mean? |
| 5649 | Indeed!--Have I so outgrown all knowledge? 5649 Jim, if you wanted to correct those sheep yonder,"said Tom,"what sort of tool would you use?" |
| 5649 | Matthew!--why, do n''t you know me? |
| 5649 | No, sir? |
| 5649 | No; but I''ve been a hunting,said Mr. Crobble,"and this here''s the fruits-- You know my gray?" |
| 5649 | The impudent little blackguard? |
| 5649 | The nag you swopp''d the bay roadster for with Tom Brown? |
| 5649 | Timmis come? |
| 5649 | Well, can we go forward, then? |
| 5649 | Well, old fellow, d___ me me, if you ai n''t a trump-- how''s your wind? |
| 5649 | Well, what is it? |
| 5649 | Well, what''s the odds? |
| 5649 | What is she talking about? |
| 5649 | What''s in the wind? 5649 What, bellows to mend?" |
| 5649 | What, do you know it, then? |
| 5649 | Where the devil are you going? |
| 5649 | Where''s Timmis? |
| 5649 | Where''s my rascal? |
| 5649 | tile? |
| 5649 | ----"ain''t hurt yoursef?" |
| 5649 | ----ater i''d scraped him a little desent, and he''d tip''d a hog----vich vas rayther hansum----i ax''d him vere he''d left his tile? |
| 5649 | ----vot''s to pay, my good man? |
| 5649 | Crobble?" |
| 5649 | Do n''t you recollect Andrew Mullins?" |
| 5649 | Do you know any chap among your acquaintance who can read German?" |
| 5649 | He''s a prime feller tho'', and no mistake-- and thof he''s no gentleman born, he pays like one, and vot''s the difference?" |
| 5649 | I lost my stirrup, and should have lost my seat, had''nt I clutched his mane--""And kept your seat by main force?" |
| 5649 | I think there''s a spell upon me; and who can struggle against his fate?" |
| 5649 | One day he came to the ride in a most amiable and condescending humour, and for the first time deigned to address me--"Whose kid are you?" |
| 5649 | There''s Tom Davis,( you know Tom Davis?) |
| 5649 | Want to sell out? |
| 5649 | What are you?" |
| 5649 | What do you say?" |
| 5649 | You know the old frump, my Aunt Betty, Timmis?" |
| 5649 | les Anglais!--''combien''--how motch''reconnaissance?''" |
| 5649 | mean what?" |
| 5649 | said he, eyeing my parent,"and you''re this chap''s father, are you? |
| 5649 | says i,"have you?" |
| 5649 | vornt there bellows to mend; and he made no more vay nor a duck in a gutter.----i says, sir, says i, dye think ve shall be in time for the hunt? |
| 5649 | what''s that patch on your forehead-- bin a fighting?" |
| 5649 | where are you bound?" |
| 34115 | An''now, Sir,said"Tiny"to the Junior Subaltern,"things bein''like this, what would_ you_ do under the circumstances?" |
| 34115 | Any of you men know which is the way to Muddiford? 34115 Are you in charge of this guard?" |
| 34115 | Goin''? |
| 34115 | How do you know? |
| 34115 | I say, is this right for Muddiford? |
| 34115 | Is there a short cut from here? |
| 34115 | Oh, you''re a stranger in these parts? 34115 Recruits? |
| 34115 | See anything of the enemy? |
| 34115 | There,I ses to our company cook,"''ow''s that?" |
| 34115 | Ullo, what''s this? |
| 34115 | What forage can I get down there? |
| 34115 | What''s that, Corporal? 34115 What''s that? |
| 34115 | What_ am_ I to do? 34115 Where''s the section commander? |
| 34115 | ''All in? |
| 34115 | ''Ave ye ever seen a stiff field day? |
| 34115 | ''But,''I ses,''think of the poor man that''s in charge of all these''ere Auxiliary Forces, d''you think''e got the billet for''is looks?'' |
| 34115 | ''Excellent,''ses the Gov''mint;''why ever was n''t it thought of before? |
| 34115 | ''Serious?'' |
| 34115 | ''What am I to do?'' |
| 34115 | ''What are we going to do, Dick?'' |
| 34115 | ''What in the name o''goodness''as that got to do with it?'' |
| 34115 | ''_ Does_ it?'' |
| 34115 | (_ No answer._)"What the dooce are you doing here?" |
| 34115 | 1 Section and join the advanced party?" |
| 34115 | :_"What''s that, Sir?" |
| 34115 | All of a sudden''e ses:"Who was in charge of the last patrol as went out?" |
| 34115 | An''who is it to be named after?''" |
| 34115 | Any of the men been used to this sort of thing? |
| 34115 | But what are you goin''to do? |
| 34115 | But, my good woman, is there any place where I can find----The Red Lion? |
| 34115 | Can you make any money at it?"] |
| 34115 | Chance for me to wake''em up? |
| 34115 | Do n''t''ee know I?" |
| 34115 | Expect they''ve gone back the way they came?" |
| 34115 | Fust of all the bread warn''t right, then I''adn''t got enough coffee, an''the bacon was done too much-- why''adn''t I kicked up a row? |
| 34115 | Have great formula when they want a song from anyone,"Will you come to the piano, or will you be fetched?" |
| 34115 | Have you ever been in an advanced guard before? |
| 34115 | Here''s a_ sort_ of a road? |
| 34115 | I''m attached to X Company to- day, as young Jackson is on the sick list? |
| 34115 | Is the new cap to have a peak, or is it not? |
| 34115 | Just down the road, where those soldiers are running to?" |
| 34115 | Lost?" |
| 34115 | No? |
| 34115 | No?" |
| 34115 | Now I want you to take a couple of men-- understand? |
| 34115 | Now the question is, can these boys stop''i m or can they not? |
| 34115 | Now, thinks''e as''e goes along,''Wot''s the little game? |
| 34115 | Now, what are you to do? |
| 34115 | Oh, the Adjutant''s swearing like old boots? |
| 34115 | On the sick list? |
| 34115 | Take it quiet like the harmy does, an''do the best they can? |
| 34115 | The Captain calls me up, and the General ses,"Where did you go?" |
| 34115 | The Captain knows(?) |
| 34115 | The Major come along jist then an''asks me what we was? |
| 34115 | The ambulance? |
| 34115 | Ullo, what does this cyclist want? |
| 34115 | Well, the men must have a rest, so----Where''s the rest of the section? |
| 34115 | What are you?" |
| 34115 | What are your orders?" |
| 34115 | What is the matter with the youth Thompson? |
| 34115 | What the deuce are you men opening out like that for? |
| 34115 | What the dickens am I to do? |
| 34115 | What''s that? |
| 34115 | What''s that?'' |
| 34115 | What_ is_ the Adjutant howling about? |
| 34115 | Where are my flankers?" |
| 34115 | Where is this beastly path? |
| 34115 | Where''s that? |
| 34115 | Where''s your Company? |
| 34115 | Which way do we go? |
| 34115 | Who is in charge then? |
| 34115 | Why-- oh, it''s your first camp, is it? |
| 34115 | Williams has just come up to say that Brown Bess is very lame, shall he get Sultan ready? |
| 34115 | Wonder what we shall do to- day? |
| 34115 | Wot are you scared about?" |
| 34115 | Wot do they do then? |
| 34115 | Ye do n''t know if ye''re up to standard? |
| 34115 | You''ve always been told to spread out when going through a wood? |
| 34115 | _ Colonel_(_ to recruit who has forgotten to salute him_):"What Company do you belong to?" |
| 34115 | _ Major:_"Do n''t you know? |
| 34115 | _ Officer of the day_(_ who believes in making sure that every man knows his work_):"Ah? |
| 34115 | _ Sentry:_"''Corse I do; but where be goin''?"] |
| 34115 | _ Slim Subaltern:_"Not out of action? |
| 34115 | _ Stubbles:_"Wull I dunno as I''ve got any objection,''s long as they do n''t do no damage; but whatever kind o''dog be they now? |
| 34115 | one, and keep on till I come in touch with the enemy? |
| 34115 | who goes there?" |
| 11571 | An''what is the port you''re plying to? |
| 11571 | And what is the ship you''re sailin''in? |
| 11571 | And who''s your skipper, and what is he like? |
| 11571 | How do we stand now? 11571 Watchman, what of the night?" |
| 11571 | What shall he have that killed the deer? |
| 11571 | ''Arris?" |
| 11571 | ''Ere--''ave a cigarette?"] |
| 11571 | ( to sentry):"Do you know the Defence Scheme for this sector of the line, my man?" |
| 11571 | ), who refuse to fight for their country, to do? |
| 11571 | :"Well, what is it, then?" |
| 11571 | And how has England taken the news? |
| 11571 | And then, soon after, tells us they Are feeding nicely all the day, And in the old familiar way? |
| 11571 | And then, when our last hope has fled, Declares the Huns are either dead Or hopelessly dispirited? |
| 11571 | And what has England''s answer been, apart from the stubborn and heroic resistance of her men on the Western Front? |
| 11571 | Austria is suing for peace; Count Tisza asks:"Why not admit frankly that we have lost the War?" |
| 11571 | Better still was the pointed query of Lord Henry Bentinck,"Is it not possible to take Lord Northcliffe a little too seriously?" |
| 11571 | But there is a better question than that, and it is this:"What shall they have that preserve the little dears?" |
| 11571 | But when are you going to fill up that silly gap?" |
| 11571 | But which straw? |
| 11571 | But why, he may ask, should he be judged by Lord Hardinge, himself a prospective defendant at the bar of public opinion? |
| 11571 | CAMOUFLAGE OFFICER:"What''s the matter?" |
| 11571 | Child- hearted once-- oh, deep defiled, Dare you look now upon a child? |
| 11571 | DOVE OF PEACE:"Of course, I want to please everybody, but is n''t this a bit thick?"] |
| 11571 | Did you still hear around you, as you lay, The wings of airmen sweeping by unseen, The thunder of the guns at close of day? |
| 11571 | Did your heart beat, remembering what had been? |
| 11571 | Do ye think it will hould?"] |
| 11571 | Do you know? |
| 11571 | FIRST LADY:"Why, ca n''t you see the Kangaroo feathers in his hat?"] |
| 11571 | FOR NATIVES"Who says we are in distress? |
| 11571 | GERMAN ADMIRAL:"And why the devil do n''t you stop''em when they_ are_ across? |
| 11571 | GRETCHEN:"Yes, dearest, but may it not show up the Fatherland to the brutal enemy one of these nights?"] |
| 11571 | Gamp''s_ elusive friend? |
| 11571 | Had n''t we better give it out that they''re sour?"] |
| 11571 | Have they not kilt all the half- crown officers and left nothing but the shillin''ones?"] |
| 11571 | Have you ever butted up against Robinson- Smith at Mudbank? |
| 11571 | Have you ever tried gargling with salt water?" |
| 11571 | Have you seen the new-----? |
| 11571 | Hence the problem:"Which am I( both ca n''t well be right), Pro- German or Pro- Trotskyite?" |
| 11571 | How could he carry on in a shattered and mourning world? |
| 11571 | I thought you were a friend of Germany?" |
| 11571 | I wonder if the long grass waves With wild- flowers just the same, Where Germans made their soldiers''graves Before the English came? |
| 11571 | If Germany, Austria, and Russia were to be fed, how was it to be done without disregarding the prior claims of Serbia and Roumania? |
| 11571 | Is it really like that at the Front?" |
| 11571 | Is not that true of the British race as a whole? |
| 11571 | Is there anything else to abolish?" |
| 11571 | Lost touch at the back? |
| 11571 | MR. PUNCH:"Risky work, is n''t it?" |
| 11571 | Ma?"] |
| 11571 | May I ask if you are a relative?" |
| 11571 | Me? |
| 11571 | Mother of Pity, what shall I do then? |
| 11571 | No babes, Sirrah?" |
| 11571 | Now in God''s name, from Whom your greatness flows, Sister, will you not speak? |
| 11571 | Now, why, in wonder, do they spell it in that way? |
| 11571 | OFFICER''S STEWARD:"Will you take your bath, sir, before or after haction?"] |
| 11571 | OFFICER:"And do you think you could prevent him landing all by yourself?" |
| 11571 | Or will he be ordered to ring a joy- bell on the anniversary of the inauguration of the German Republic? |
| 11571 | PAT:"Do they not, thin? |
| 11571 | PUNCH:"Oh, you are, are you? |
| 11571 | Parliament has reassembled, and Mr. Punch has been moved to ask Why? |
| 11571 | RUPPRECHT( of Bavaria):"Well, as one Crown Prince to another, what about your Hohenzollern line?"] |
| 11571 | SECOND BOLSHEVIK:"What about War?" |
| 11571 | SECOND LADY:"How do you know?" |
| 11571 | Slave nation in a land of hate, Where are the things that made you great? |
| 11571 | THE EAGLE:"Say, Boss, what''s the matter with trying me?"] |
| 11571 | The idea is, no doubt, to prevent the child when older from asking:"What did you do in the Great War, Daddy?" |
| 11571 | The last? |
| 11571 | The latest morning greeting is now:"_ Comment vous Devonportez- vous?_"_ April_, 1917. |
| 11571 | The liners go their stately way an''the cruisers take their ease, But where would they be if it was n''t for us with the water up to our knees? |
| 11571 | The problem"Is tea a food or is it not?" |
| 11571 | The_ Daily Mail_ asks,"Have we a Foreign Office?" |
| 11571 | Then in days of common sacrifice and peril was it strange That they ratified the union of the past? |
| 11571 | Then says he''s quite a Sunny Jim, That buoyant health and youthful vim Are sticking out all over him? |
| 11571 | WILHELM:"Well, what about Calais?" |
| 11571 | Was it that little village in the wood there down by the river, or was it that place with the cathedral and all them factories?"] |
| 11571 | What are her most vulnerable points? |
| 11571 | What are the hundred thousand young men( or is it two? |
| 11571 | What are you doing now? |
| 11571 | What did I tell you? |
| 11571 | What will America say or do? |
| 11571 | What''s become of Smith- Jones? |
| 11571 | Where, in a world of blood and tears, can_ Punch_ exercise his function without outraging the fitness of things? |
| 11571 | Which way is it?" |
| 11571 | Who comes there?" |
| 11571 | Who did it?" |
| 11571 | Who sees the Kaiser in Berlin, Dejected, haggard, old as sin, And shaking in his hoary skin? |
| 11571 | Who tells us tales of Krupp''s new guns, Much larger than the other ones, And endless trains chock- full of Huns? |
| 11571 | Why do n''t you''ave a walk down the road, dear?" |
| 11571 | Why prate of ruined lands out there, Of churches shattered stone by stone? |
| 11571 | Why should we bleed for others''need? |
| 11571 | Why, if Sir Douglas Haig asked for reserves, were they not sent sooner? |
| 11571 | Will it ever come out again? |
| 11571 | Wo n''t you come downstairs with the rest of us?" |
| 11571 | Yet listen to this from the_ Neueste Nachrichten_:"Our foes ask themselves continuously, How can we best get at Germany''s vital parts? |
| 11571 | Yet was it indecisive? |
| 11571 | You''ve given up the rumpety, then? |
| 11571 | Your lore-- a hideous mask wherein Self- worship hides its monstrous sin-- Music and verse, divinely wed-- How can these live where love is dead? |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: ALSO RAN WILHELM:"Are you luring them on, like me?" |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: ARMISTICE DAY SMALL CHILD( excitedly):"Oh, Mother, what_ do_ you think? |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: DYNASTIC AMENITIES LITTLE WILLIE( of Prussia):"As one Crown Prince to another, is n''t your Hindenburg line getting a bit shaky?" |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: Die Nacht am Rhein][ Illustration: PROSPEROUS IRISH FARMER:"And what about the War, your Riverence? |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: FARMER( who has got a lady- help in the dairy):"''Ullo, Missy, what in the world be ye doin''?" |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: FIRST CONTEMPTIBLE:"D''you remember halting here on the retreat, George?" |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: FIRST TRAWLER SKIPPER( to friend who is due to sail by next tide):"Are ye takin''any precautions against these submarines, Jock?" |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: FOR NEUTRALS"Why do we torpedo passenger ships? |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: GRANDPAPA( to small Teuton struggling with home- lessons):"Come, Fritz, is your task so difficult?" |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: LATEST ADDITION TO MINISTRY STAFF:"What''s the tea- time here?" |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: MADE IN GERMANY CIVILISATION:"What''s that supposed to represent?" |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: MISTRESS( as the new troops go by):"Which of them is your cousin?" |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: PORTER:"Do I know if the Rooshuns has really come to England? |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: THE BULL- DOG BREED OFFICER:"Now, my lad, do you know what you are placed here for?" |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: THE DEATH LORD THE KAISER( on reading the appalling tale of German losses):"What matter, so we Hohenzollerns survive?"] |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: THE GRAPES OF VERDUN THE OLD FOX:"You do n''t seem to be getting much nearer them?" |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: THE NEW- COMER:"My village, I think?" |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: THE RETURN OF THE MOCK TURTLE- DOVE KAISER}}( breathlessly):"Well?" |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: VISITOR( at Private Hospital):"Can I see Lieutenant Barker, please?" |
| 11571 | [ Illustration: VON POT AND VON KETTLE GERMAN GENERAL:"Why the devil do n''t you stop these Americans coming across? |
| 11571 | [ Illustration:"Have you brought me any souvenirs?" |
| 11571 | [ Illustration:"How was it you never let your mother know you''d won the V.C.?" |
| 11571 | [ Illustration:"TWO HEADS WITH BUT A SINGLE THOUGHT"FIRST HEAD:"What prospects?" |
| 19126 | Can these dry bones live? |
| 19126 | What does it matter if we are annexed afterwards, so long as we remain neutral now? |
| 19126 | What have you done? |
| 19126 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- PALLAS ATHENE"Has it come to this?" |
| 19126 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- THE WAR MAKERS_ Who are the Makers of Wars?_ The Kings of the Earth. |
| 19126 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- THEIR BERESINA_"Is it still a long way to the Beresina? |
| 19126 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- WHAT ABOUT PEACE, LADS? |
| 19126 | -----------------------------------------------------------------------"IS IT YOU, MOTHER?" |
| 19126 | And indeed why not? |
| 19126 | And the child''s mother and sisters-- what of them? |
| 19126 | And this long, imperturbable,_ verdamte_ Nicholas, who was declared on the highest German authority( and what higher?) |
| 19126 | And what has he done? |
| 19126 | And what of the neutrals? |
| 19126 | And whom did he make her companions and sisters? |
| 19126 | And, indeed, what else are they? |
| 19126 | Are visions about? |
| 19126 | Because art has been created to evil purpose, shall we condemn pictures or statues? |
| 19126 | Because the Germans have employed gas poisons in warfare, are we to condemn the incalculable gifts of organic chemistry? |
| 19126 | Besides, if the worst comes to the worst and Germany annexes us, are we quite sure that we shall be in a much worse condition than we are now? |
| 19126 | But has she not destroyed herself utterly amid the ruins? |
| 19126 | But here even the terms of surrender are unknowable; and she can only ask"Am I civilized?" |
| 19126 | But is it? |
| 19126 | But the lesson? |
| 19126 | But what is to be done when a fool is born a war- lord by right of primogeniture? |
| 19126 | But what would the Trentino be worth if Germany and Austria were victorious? |
| 19126 | But will they always be able to secure so vile a life against the vengeance of history? |
| 19126 | But will they be able to make him disgorge? |
| 19126 | Can any Dutchman doubt what would be Holland''s fate if Germany emerged even moderately victorious from this war? |
| 19126 | Can he restrain himself for good? |
| 19126 | Can not the higher and finer attributes of mankind be developed and strengthened without this apparently needless waste of agony and life? |
| 19126 | Did not Monsieur Capus say the other day that Europe"can not allow a return of the cave epoch?" |
| 19126 | Digging graves for comrades about to be shot? |
| 19126 | Do Englishwomen wish to talk with any Huns after this war? |
| 19126 | Do not these suffice? |
| 19126 | Does it not challenge every human nerve- centre by its horror? |
| 19126 | Does it not, once proclaimed, by anticipation awake those very emotions of dread and dismay that make the stroke more fatal when it falls? |
| 19126 | Has his inspiration? |
| 19126 | Has the artist''s power failed him? |
| 19126 | Have I invested 300 marks and has the Government got 300, or have both of us got nothing?"] |
| 19126 | How long, O Lord, how long?" |
| 19126 | How soon will Fate condescend to crush this painted creature? |
| 19126 | If the German navy survives the war what memories will it have? |
| 19126 | In a prison? |
| 19126 | In face of this, who dare hint they suffered and died in vain? |
| 19126 | Is God dead? |
| 19126 | Is human nature only to be redeemed through the Cross, and must Calvary bear again and again its heavy load of human anguish? |
| 19126 | Is it a wonder that an artist in a Neutral Country should depict German affairs as in this condition, and business done in this manner? |
| 19126 | Is it indeed meant? |
| 19126 | Is not this the age of science and Kultur? |
| 19126 | Is that the irony of the artist, or is it only due to the necessity of making his meaning plain? |
| 19126 | Is the fate of L19 the fruit of our artist''s stinging reminder that Holland once had nobler spirits and braver days? |
| 19126 | Lying maimed and broken in a rude hospital? |
| 19126 | May I build a villa here?"] |
| 19126 | Mending roads? |
| 19126 | No one knows what the future may bring; why, therefore, worry about it? |
| 19126 | No taunt could be too bitter for their lips and none more bitter than the words of Raemaekers:"My sons are lying here-- where are yours?" |
| 19126 | O man!--was it for this I died? |
| 19126 | Of lawless force shall lawless Mars complain? |
| 19126 | Or, more likely still, in a rough unknown stranger''s grave? |
| 19126 | People ask: Why does God allow it? |
| 19126 | SHE:"Can they have done it, my dear? |
| 19126 | Shall not you, her child, Quicken the everlasting fires that glow Upon your birthright''s altar? |
| 19126 | That will not be easy; and what atonement can be made for the innocent blood which drops from those pitiful spoils? |
| 19126 | What can stop them and banish these scenes? |
| 19126 | What do they stand for, these two noble sisters? |
| 19126 | What does he feel? |
| 19126 | What does it mean? |
| 19126 | What has the madness for world conquest done for her now? |
| 19126 | What have you done? |
| 19126 | What impression do the frightful losses of his own people make on him? |
| 19126 | What impression has been made on him by the alternation of victories and failures during the last twenty months? |
| 19126 | What is all this foolish pother about killing him with bacilli in his cisterns or with a drop of poison in his tea? |
| 19126 | What is it? |
| 19126 | What is she cut from love and faith But some wild Pallas from the brain Of Demons, fiery hot to burst All barriers in her onward race For power? |
| 19126 | What is there I would not do, England, my own? |
| 19126 | What though dark the day Above the storm- swept frontier that you tread? |
| 19126 | What will be the feeling of an English mother whose daughter marries a Hun any time within the next twenty years? |
| 19126 | What, I ask, can you do with such people but either crush or civilize them? |
| 19126 | When will Bernstorff''s turn come? |
| 19126 | Where is the boy''s father in Germany? |
| 19126 | Which side can kill most, and itself outlast the other? |
| 19126 | Who can not see the cruel drama played out in that Paris street? |
| 19126 | Who can think unmoved of the happy romance of wedded love, so early and so sadly terminated? |
| 19126 | Who loves not Knowledge, who shall rail Against her beauty, may she mix With men and prosper, who shall fix Her pillars? |
| 19126 | Who that has ever clamoured for war can face the unspoken reproach in these pitiful eyes? |
| 19126 | Who was Caligula, and what does his name mean? |
| 19126 | Why did He let him be shot down by those Huns?" |
| 19126 | Why not, it is urged, make the best of present facilities? |
| 19126 | Why? |
| 19126 | Will asphyxiating gas, and destruction of non- combatants and neutrals on land and sea, trouble him? |
| 19126 | Would the hero ancestors, of whom the Dutch so boast, have tolerated this indignity? |
| 19126 | Yet dare we say"together?" |
| 19126 | [ Illustration: EUROPE, 1916"Am I not yet sufficiently civilized?"] |
| 19126 | [ Illustration: GALLIPOLI TURKISH GENERAL:"What are you firing at? |
| 19126 | [ Illustration: IT''S UNBELIEVABLE DUTCH OFFICER:"How can they have soiled their hands by such atrocities?" |
| 19126 | [ Illustration: KREUZLAND, KREUZLAND ÜBER ALLES BELGIUM, 1914:"Where are our fathers?"] |
| 19126 | [ Illustration: L''AVENIR]----------------------------------------------------------------------- CHRIST OR ODIN? |
| 19126 | [ Illustration: MURDER ON THE HIGH SEAS"Well, have you nearly done?"] |
| 19126 | [ Illustration: PALLAS ATHENE"Has it come to this?"] |
| 19126 | [ Illustration: SEDUCTION"Ai n''t I a lovable fellow?"] |
| 19126 | [ Illustration: THE CONFEDERATES"Did they believe that peace story in the Reichstag, Bethmann?" |
| 19126 | [ Illustration: THE HOSTAGES"Father, what have we done?"] |
| 19126 | [ Illustration: THE ORDER OF MERIT TURKEY:"And is this all the compensation I get?"] |
| 19126 | [ Illustration: THE RAID"Do you remember Black Mary of Hamburg?" |
| 19126 | [ Illustration: THE SELF- SATISFIED BURGHER"What does it matter if we''re annexed afterwards, so long as we remain neutral now?"] |
| 19126 | [ Illustration: THE ZEPPELIN TRIUMPH"But Mother had done nothing wrong, had she, Daddy?"] |
| 19126 | [ Illustration: WAR LOAN MUSIC"Was blazen die Trompeten Moneten heraus?"] |
| 19126 | [ Illustration: WHAT ABOUT PEACE, LADS?] |
| 19126 | [ Illustration:"Father, is it still a long way to the Beresina?"] |
| 19126 | [ Illustration:"Freedom of the land is ours-- why should we not have freedom of the sea?"] |
| 19126 | [ Illustration:"HAVE ANOTHER PIECE?"] |
| 19126 | [ Illustration:"IS IT YOU, MOTHER?"] |
| 19126 | [ Illustration:"MY SIXTH SON IS NOW LYING HERE-- WHERE ARE YOURS?"] |
| 19126 | [ Illustration:"U''S"HIS MAJESTY:"Well, Tripitz, you''ve sunk a great many?" |
| 19126 | _ And Wisdom?--does that come by birth?_ Nay then-- too often the reverse. |
| 19126 | _ And who are these Kings of the Earth?_ Only men-- not always even men of worth, But claiming rule by right of birth. |
| 19126 | _"Father, is it still a long way to the Beresina? |
| 19126 | _"Is it still a long way to the Beresina? |
| 19126 | and what of the Notes which are held? |
| 19126 | let her work prevail---- Yes, but how do the lines continue? |
| 19126 | this lamenting strain? |
| 36175 | Aye,ses he,"what''s up?" |
| 36175 | But,says he,"what about the finances?" |
| 36175 | But,ses I,"Kernel, ca n''t they see how the thing has worked in places whar nigger equality has been tried?" |
| 36175 | But,ses I,"suppose he should bust your bilers, what would Wall street do then?" |
| 36175 | Done what? |
| 36175 | Is that all? |
| 36175 | Majer, what do you want them words for? |
| 36175 | No,ses Seward,"what is it?" |
| 36175 | Now, Majer,ses the Kernel,"you do n''t think I want to split the Union, do you?" |
| 36175 | Now,ses I,"Kernel, can you tell me why this wiskey is like the Constitushin of the United States?" |
| 36175 | Now,ses I,"Kernel, ef I''ll make you a Constitushinal Tellskope, will you promise me to use it? |
| 36175 | Now,ses I,"Kernel, that is purty sharp, but do you know why your sickness is like the Union?" |
| 36175 | Or split the Union? |
| 36175 | That would be a capital idee, Majer, but how am I to do it? |
| 36175 | Wal, I''de like to know,ses Linkin,"whether you think Port Royal_ was an excepshin_?" |
| 36175 | Wal, Majer,ses the Kernel,"how are we to get him away?" |
| 36175 | Wal, that is a fact,ses Linkin,"I never thought of that; but they will as sure as preachen do jest what the Majer ses; but what kin we do?" |
| 36175 | Wal, yes, that''s so,ses Linkin,"but do n''t you see, Majer, I''ve got to break off with_ sumbody_? |
| 36175 | Wal,ses I,"Kernel, are you goin to give Freemount a kommand?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses I,"Kernel, can you tell me how you think this war is goin to end?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses I,"Kernel, now kin you tell me why that fifty- cent shinplaster is like the war?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses I,"Kernel, what do you think of your visit?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses I,"Kernel, where do you carry your pocket- book?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses I,"Mr. Secketary, do you have a macheen for every Gineral and every army?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses I,"then what''s the use of changin? |
| 36175 | Wal,ses I,"what do you do about the contracters?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses I,"what is it?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses Linkin, ses he,"Majer, let''s drop the nigger jest now, as I want to ask you whether you think the rebils kin take Washington?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses Linkin,"did n''t the Lord cuss the earth for man''s sins?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses Linkin,"how would they carry it when marchin?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses Linkin,"let it, who cares? |
| 36175 | Wal,ses Linkin,"we want to know the condishin of your department?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses Linkin,"what am I to do? |
| 36175 | Wal,ses Linkin,"where on arth kin we send''em?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses he,"Majer, I want to know whether you mean to apply that story to me?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses he,"Majer, ai nt we goin down to the land of the Secesh, and who knows but we may git in an ambushcade?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses he,"Majer, what is it? |
| 36175 | Wal,ses he,"ai n''t I plain enuf this time?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses he,"kin you tell me whether the calf_ was a heifer or a steer_?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses he,"ther''s Centril Ameriky-- what do you think of that spot?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses he,"what is it?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses he,"what kind is it?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses he,"what on arth is it?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses he,"what on earth was it?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses he,"what''s posterity ever done for us?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses he,"what''s the use of swappin jackets? |
| 36175 | Wal,ses the Kernel,"Majer, do n''t you think I''ve done well in keepin it together as long as I have?" |
| 36175 | Wal,ses the Kernel,"what will come of it then, Majer?" |
| 36175 | What''s that? |
| 36175 | What''s up, Boss? |
| 36175 | Why, Majer,ses he-- and he put on one of the queerest smiles I ever see on a man''s face--"don''t you know I have turned Dimmocrat?" |
| 36175 | Why,ses I,"Kernel, what could you do then?" |
| 36175 | Why,ses I,"Kernel, what makes you ask that questshin?" |
| 36175 | Why,ses I,"how is that?" |
| 36175 | Why,ses Linkin,"ai n''t you never heerd the story of the Giascutis?" |
| 36175 | ''Are you a coon?'' |
| 36175 | ''Now, Mr. Jones, tell me whether you struck Dick Robinson?'' |
| 36175 | ''Tut, tut, brother,''says the Elder,''how can you do so? |
| 36175 | ''Wal, Mr. Jones, did you hit Jim Wattles?'' |
| 36175 | ''Wal, Mr. Jones,''said the Justess,''what do you mean by"sloshin around?"'' |
| 36175 | ''Wal, will you warrant him a good dog for foxes?'' |
| 36175 | ''Wal,''ses old Sol,''how do you make that out?'' |
| 36175 | After I got thru, ses I,"Kernel, what do you think of my dream?" |
| 36175 | After he he d gone, ses I,"Kernel, how many times has Seward he d the rebellyun suppressed?" |
| 36175 | After it was all over with and every thing had been decided on, ses Linkin, ses he,"Majer, do n''t you think that that is a capytal stratygim?" |
| 36175 | After they had all got thru, Linkin turned to me, an ses he,"Majer, what do you think about this matter?" |
| 36175 | After they went out Linkin ses to me, ses he,"Majer, what do you think of them fellows?" |
| 36175 | After they were gone Linkin turned to me and ses he,"Majer, what do you think of that?" |
| 36175 | Ai n''t we gone by the Shanandore Vally, by Jeemes River, by Manasses, an yet we ca n''t get to Richmond? |
| 36175 | All the while the noise kept growin louder, an finally ses I,"Who on arth is that makin such a tarnal racket?" |
| 36175 | And did n''t they do it? |
| 36175 | Are you Union or Secesh?" |
| 36175 | At last, ses I,"Kernel, have you tried eny of that old rye lately?" |
| 36175 | At this Seward brushed up an asked him"what he meant?" |
| 36175 | But I told you to keep your temper, an not take it as personal, but only as a joak?" |
| 36175 | But what am I do? |
| 36175 | But what do you think about our goin up to the army an reviewin the sojers, and seein whether I ai nt jest as popelar as ever I was?" |
| 36175 | But, Major, how shall we go?" |
| 36175 | But,"ses I,"Kernel, I''me terribul tired after this trip, an what do you say to havin a little old rye before we go to bed?" |
| 36175 | But,"ses I,"do n''t you rekollect the story about''applyin the principle?''" |
| 36175 | Command us to delivur The land from slavery''s chane? |
| 36175 | Did n''t they say they would n''t fite to coerce the South? |
| 36175 | Did n''t they say they would only defend the Capital, and would n''t invade Virginia, and did n''t they do it?" |
| 36175 | Did you ever see a lot of hot swill put in a trough, an every single hog in the pen would go an stick in his snoot an get it burned? |
| 36175 | Do n''t they do as you desire?" |
| 36175 | Do n''t you hear de banjo? |
| 36175 | Do n''t you hear de banjo? |
| 36175 | Do n''t you hear de banjo? |
| 36175 | Do n''t you hear de banjo? |
| 36175 | Do n''t you hear de banjo? |
| 36175 | Do n''t you see,"ses I,"Kernel, how nice that would work? |
| 36175 | Do you suppose it would be dangerous for him to live down in Secesh, where they are burning_ cotton_ as fast as they kin?" |
| 36175 | Do you think your dog is good for foxes?'' |
| 36175 | Do you want to take any more elder- bark tea?" |
| 36175 | Does not grate Dr. Cheever,( And shall he speke in vain?) |
| 36175 | Finally he turned to me and ses he,"Majer, ca n''t you help me out of this scrape?" |
| 36175 | Finally ses he,"Majer, wat are you standin there for?" |
| 36175 | Finally, Mr. Linkin, ses he,"Majer, wat on erth shall I do?" |
| 36175 | Finally, he kicked his slipper off, and ses he,"Majer, do you know what good lether is?" |
| 36175 | Finally, ses he,"Wal, Majer, will we have to give up the Union after all?" |
| 36175 | Has that feller Stantin been cuttin up eny more of his capers? |
| 36175 | He asked Linkin what could be done? |
| 36175 | He caught rite hold of my hand, an ses he,"Majer, how are you? |
| 36175 | He cum into Linkin''s room, an the Kernel ses,"Have you heerd the news, Boss?" |
| 36175 | He went up, an ses he,''Who''s there?'' |
| 36175 | How can it be carried out?" |
| 36175 | How do you feel?" |
| 36175 | How many soldiers have you had?" |
| 36175 | I did n''t say it out loud, but I sed, ses I,"Boss, will you let me see whether there ai n''t sumthin rong about that?" |
| 36175 | I giv the tabel a rap with my hickory, and the Kernel stratened up jest like openin a jack nife, and ses he,"Was I asleep, Majer?" |
| 36175 | I see the Kernel had on a high- pressure excitement, and ses I,"Hold on a minnit, Kernel, and tell me what on arth''s the matter?" |
| 36175 | I told him that that was jist what Gineral Jackson always said--"Did he?" |
| 36175 | I took hold of her, and felt jest like shakin her to pieces, wen I axed her, ses I,"Topsey, why do n''t you be good?" |
| 36175 | If you will, it will be about as good a guide to you as ef I staid here all summer myself?" |
| 36175 | Instead of a hotel, they telled us we must cook our own vitals, and what do you think they giv us? |
| 36175 | Is it good?" |
| 36175 | Is she hedin up stream or side- ways? |
| 36175 | Jest a little while after breakfast, who should come in but Seward? |
| 36175 | Jones, did you strike Tom Smith yesterday?'' |
| 36175 | McClellan bein compelled to retreat from Richmond, they all thought that France and England would interfere, and what was to be done? |
| 36175 | Now which shall it be? |
| 36175 | Now, that preserver saved your life, did n''t it?" |
| 36175 | Now, the rale question is, Why have we failed? |
| 36175 | Now, what is the cause of the failure?" |
| 36175 | Now, what on arth am I to do?" |
| 36175 | Now,"ses I,"ef L- i- n- k- i- n do n''t spell Linkin, what on arth does it spell?" |
| 36175 | One day I went into the Kernel''s room, an seein he looked kinder blue about the gills, ses I,"Kernel, what''s the matter?" |
| 36175 | One day the Kernel ses to me, ses he,"Majer, what do you think about McClellan''s new base on the Jeemes River?" |
| 36175 | Presidint?" |
| 36175 | Pretty soon a man cum along, an ses he,"Deacon, do n''t you know that the worst showers and hurry- canes we have always cum from the West? |
| 36175 | Purty soon the Kernel''s eyes began to look wild, and ses he,"Majer, where do we land next? |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Ai n''t it jist as easy to say that we''re goin on a military tower of obsevashin?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Did he tech this?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Did n''t you ever have a hole in that pocket for a day or two, and had to put your pocket- book in sum other?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Did you kick em down stairs?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Do n''t your Cabbynet agree in your policy? |
| 36175 | Ses I,"How is that?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Is Burnside whipped agin, or is Stonewall Jackson in our rear?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Is that fair, Kernel, to burden posterity in that fashun?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Is that it, Kernel?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Kernel, ai n''t you gettin the ager?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Kernel, do n''t you know that you said in your inaugerole that you had no rite to interfere with slavery, an that you did n''t intend to?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Kernel, do n''t you know there is one way to get to Richmond that you ai n''t tried yet?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Kernel, do you expect Dimmicrats are goin to support you on freein the niggers?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Kernel, do you want me to help write your messige?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Kernel, is black your favorite color?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Kernel, what on arth do want of revolvers?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Mr. Secketary, who is your engineer?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"What did you do with it then?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"What do n''t you see?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"What is the debt now?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"What is the matter, dear Topsey?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"What possesses you to act so?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"What was it?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"What was that?" |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Who is me? |
| 36175 | Ses I,"Why do n''t you change''em?" |
| 36175 | Ses Linkin, ses he,"Majer, are you whistlin to keep your courage up?" |
| 36175 | Ses Linkin,"What''s the matter, Majer?" |
| 36175 | Ses he to me, kinder funnin me I thought, ses he,"Majer, will you make a bet with me?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"Did I, Majer? |
| 36175 | Ses he,"Have I got the boot- jack?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"Have the rebils took Saint Lewis?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"How is that, Major? |
| 36175 | Ses he,"How was that, Majer?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"How was that?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"Majer, did you ever hear of the story of a man who caught a panther by the tail?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"Majer, do you know why a man''s face is like the eend of an old- fashioned house?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"Majer, do you know why you and Seward and Stantin rollin me on the floor were like men spredin hay in a meadow?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"Majer, how do you know it was made for white men?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"Majer, what do you mean by edicated fools?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"Majer, which way does the shootin cum from?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"Majer, you''re rite, an what kin I do for you this mornin?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"Major, what would we do if Linkin dies, for he''s the only one of us left that the peeple''s got eny faith in at all?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"What is it?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"What on arth has that to do with the subjeck?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"What''s that?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"What''s your quandary?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"What?" |
| 36175 | Ses he,"Why not, Majer?" |
| 36175 | Ses the Deacon, ses he,"How was that, Majer?" |
| 36175 | Ses the Kernel to me, the other day, ses he,"Majer, what do you think that military strutegy consists in?" |
| 36175 | Ses the Kernel, ses he,"How much was that?" |
| 36175 | Shall we whose harts are litened With Rye, and cake and wine, Shall we to Cuff and Dinah Give nought but crust and rine? |
| 36175 | So he called the feller in putty bad close, who does chores around the White House, and asked him if he''d seen it? |
| 36175 | So what''s to be done?" |
| 36175 | Suppose they go thar?" |
| 36175 | The Kernel looked at it very sharp, an ses he,"Majer, you ai nt going to give me rale fence to drink, are you? |
| 36175 | The next mornin, when I went in the room where the Kernel was, ses he,"Majer, you look oncommon serious this mornin; what''s the matter?" |
| 36175 | The question is, what is to be done?" |
| 36175 | The very next day after the meeting, what do you think happened? |
| 36175 | There''s Libery, how would that do, Major?" |
| 36175 | Wat tho''the army hosses Die off for want of food? |
| 36175 | We must take Richmond, an ai n''t we tried every way but this? |
| 36175 | Wen I arriv, ses I,"Kernel, what''s the matter?" |
| 36175 | Wen I handed them to the Kernel, ses he,"Majer, does Chase expect me to survive after studyin out these figgers?" |
| 36175 | Wen I sed this, the Deacon knocked the ashes out of his pipe, an ses he,"Wal, Majer, wat do you think the war will amount to, enyhow?" |
| 36175 | Wen I thought he was in purty good humor, ses I,"Kernel, why did you remove McClellin?" |
| 36175 | Wen I went in, the Kernel had his cote off and his sleeves rolled up, an ses he,"Majer, do you know where I kin get a first- rate axe?" |
| 36175 | Wen Linkin saw the name on the bottle,"Mr. Cotton, 306 Washington street, N.Y.,"ses he,"Major, do you think this is loyal wiskey?" |
| 36175 | Wen he did speak, ses he,"Majer, what do these last words''in partickelar''mean?" |
| 36175 | Wen he sed that I jumped rite up with my hickory, an ses I,"Ai n''t your name Salmon?" |
| 36175 | Wen they heered that, it did n''t suit em at all, and a good meny yelled out,"Who are you?" |
| 36175 | What is the cause of it? |
| 36175 | What is the use of a President when the ballot- box ai nt of half so much account as the cartridge- box? |
| 36175 | What is the use of a President when there''s a standin army? |
| 36175 | What is to be done with''em? |
| 36175 | What on arth can it be? |
| 36175 | What on arth makes you sleep,"ses I,"rite in the middle of the day?" |
| 36175 | What on arth will we do?" |
| 36175 | What was I to do? |
| 36175 | What was it?" |
| 36175 | When I sed this, Stantin, who is quick as a flash, jumped up, an ses he,"Majer, do you mean to say that we are devils tryin to catch the South?" |
| 36175 | When I went in, ses I,"''Kiah, what on airth is the matter?" |
| 36175 | While it was goin down, you looked kinder anxious at Chase, and ses you,''Chase, think it will stay down?'' |
| 36175 | Wot tho''the Nor''-West breezes Blow sum o''er Georgetown hill, And likewise also freezes The troops at Turner''s Mill? |
| 36175 | Wot tho''the Yankee nashin Pores out the warlike flud, And sogers of all stashin Are stashined in the mud? |
| 36175 | Wot tho''the sly contracters Defraud us rite and left, And Uncle Sam''s old stockin''Of all his cash is reft? |
| 36175 | Wot tho''the taxis plague us, And heeps of corn must spile, Wile poor folks three times over Their coffee- grounds must bile? |
| 36175 | Would n''t it hev made a sensashin?" |
| 36175 | _ To the Editers of The Cawcashin_: SURS:--Didn''t I tell you that, as soon as I got here, I would straiten things out? |
| 36175 | ses he,"jest read that, Majer, and tell me whether you do n''t think that that infernal cuss, Stantin, ought to be kicked out of the Cabinet?" |
| 33335 | ''Is_ that_ so?'' 33335 ''Not Barnett Lenine used to was November& Lenine in the neckwear business?'' |
| 33335 | ''Should I also ask''em if spies gets paid in America the same like stomach specialists in Germany? 33335 ''Then what''s the matter you ai n''t eating?'' |
| 33335 | ''Well, what is he going to do''way out there in Tobolsk?'' 33335 ''Well, why not?'' |
| 33335 | ''What Swede?'' 33335 ''Why, what do you think Bolo is?'' |
| 33335 | ''_ Aber_ what shall I say to her if she rings up again?'' 33335 180"For instance, who is it that says whole- wheat bread irritates the lining from the elementry canal? |
| 33335 | Ai n''t Hindenberg also a real general? |
| 33335 | Ai n''t it terrible the way you could n''t buy no sugar in New York, nowadays, Mawruss? |
| 33335 | Ai n''t there? |
| 33335 | Also inartistic? |
| 33335 | And after all, what good did it done him? |
| 33335 | And as much as you sympathize with a lunatic, you ca n''t have him going around loose, Abe,Morris said,"so what are we going to do about it?" |
| 33335 | And can you imagine when such a crook_ in_-law is also your biggest competitor? 33335 And how could you expect to get from people like that an opinion which ai n''t on the bias?" |
| 33335 | And how long is this going to take? |
| 33335 | And how soon do you think_ that_ will happen? |
| 33335 | And in the mean time, Mawruss,Abe said,"what''s going to happen to us?" |
| 33335 | And people is paying forty dollars an orchestra seat to hear a woman gargle? |
| 33335 | And such people calls themselves Americans? |
| 33335 | And supposing he finds such a remark in a letter from a German diplomat to the Kaiser, Abe? |
| 33335 | And what do they lay the Swedish minister''s behavior to, Abe? |
| 33335 | And what has all this got to do with setting the clock ahead one hour in summer, Abe, which was what you was talking about in the first place? |
| 33335 | And when did they find_ that_ out, Abe? |
| 33335 | And where does Mr. Wilson get off in this coalition business? |
| 33335 | And who told_ you_ all this, Abe? |
| 33335 | But a statement was given out by Major Higginson that--"Who''s Major Higginson? |
| 33335 | But do n''t you suppose that lazy people read the newspapers the same like anybody else, Abe? |
| 33335 | But do n''t you think in a great number of cases, Mawruss, beer is drunk to squench thirst? |
| 33335 | But do them other German newspapers get paid by the German government for reprinting Mr. Ridder''s articles? |
| 33335 | But if everybody else followed the same plan, Mawruss,Abe commented,"what show is going to run three months?" |
| 33335 | But in that case, how many Liberty Bonds could the diamond merchant, the automobile- manufacturer, or the furrier buy? |
| 33335 | But this is a democracy, Abe,Morris said,"so who cares if he is in Society or not?" |
| 33335 | But what I do n''t understand is: where does Lord Northcliff come in to be neglecting his newspapers the way he does? |
| 33335 | But why should the grand jury investigate only the advertising? 33335 But you do n''t mean to tell me that the people which stands up down- stairs and buys seats in the gallery is also looking for publicity?" |
| 33335 | But you do n''t think anything like that would happen to our Society fellers, Mawruss? |
| 33335 | Can you imagine how much money one of them aviators over in the old country ought to draw under such a wage scale? |
| 33335 | Can you imagine the way the Kaiser feels? |
| 33335 | Could n''t a street be lighted up and still be respectable? |
| 33335 | Did I say he did n''t? |
| 33335 | Did I say it was n''t? |
| 33335 | Did I say it was n''t? |
| 33335 | Did I say it was n''t? |
| 33335 | Did I say they did? |
| 33335 | Did n''t you know that the Czar''s wife is the Kaiser''s mother''s sister''s daughter? |
| 33335 | Did the Czar marry into such a family? |
| 33335 | Did you see on the front page of all the newspapers this morning where Klaw& Erlanger has had another split with the Shuberts, Mawruss? |
| 33335 | Do you mean to say that women not having the vote puts our government in the same class with Germany? |
| 33335 | Do you mean to say there''s a death- bed scene in every one of them operas? |
| 33335 | Do you suppose for one moment that the Kaiser had got so much as an inkling that they were going to elect a mayor in New York? 33335 Even when we are only_ talking_ about food you could n''t restrain yourself, so what must it be like when you''ve got the food actually on the table? |
| 33335 | Even when your wife''s relations are honest, what_ is_ it? |
| 33335 | Has the advertising business also been affected by the war? |
| 33335 | How could a feller like you become a Socialist? 33335 How much do you think a Prime Minister draws, Mawruss-- a million a week?" |
| 33335 | If you would throw a ball up in the air, why does it come down? |
| 33335 | Is he an ambassador or something? |
| 33335 | Is that so? |
| 33335 | Is the Kaiser learning something from what they done to the Czar? |
| 33335 | Is this a time to read about baseball? |
| 33335 | It seems to me that if we saw we could n''t accomplish nothing by going on fighting, Mawruss, we''d stop, ai n''t it? |
| 33335 | Me and Feigenbaum? |
| 33335 | Not even when the facts is against them? |
| 33335 | Say, looky here, Mawruss,Abe retorted,"are we living in Germany or America? |
| 33335 | Say, looky here,Morris said,"let me alone, will you? |
| 33335 | Since when did I kick that we should n''t do no advertising? |
| 33335 | So how could you blame a Prime Minister if he did n''t suspect what Germany was up to when she bought that sand- bank? |
| 33335 | Stomach trouble? |
| 33335 | Suppose they are war- times,Abe retorted,"must everybody act like they had diabetes? |
| 33335 | Tell me, Abe,Morris asked,"what do you think the laws of gravity is, anyhow? |
| 33335 | The people knows that--"Who is saying anything about the people? |
| 33335 | The poor feller had to tell''em something, did n''t he? 33335 Then it''s your idea that on account of the war people should eat only them foods which they do n''t like?" |
| 33335 | Then what does she go on fighting for? |
| 33335 | Then what is your idee of a good show, anyway? |
| 33335 | Then why do n''t the feller which runs the orchestra let her keep it up? |
| 33335 | Then why knock the feller? |
| 33335 | Then you ai n''t in favor that people should give their money to the Red Cross? |
| 33335 | Well, I was right, was n''t I? |
| 33335 | Well, ai n''t it? |
| 33335 | Well, ai n''t it? |
| 33335 | Well, how are all them loafers going to buy Liberty Bonds if they would n''t get their money that way? |
| 33335 | Well, how did he find the national currency, Abe? |
| 33335 | Well, if this here Czernin ai n''t the broker representing Austria and Germany, what is he? 33335 Well, what is an expert to do, Abe?" |
| 33335 | Well, what is the use of being in Society if you could n''t rub it in on people who ai n''t? |
| 33335 | Well, what''s the difference? |
| 33335 | Well, what_ did_ he break it on, then? |
| 33335 | Well, why did n''t the Shipping Commission build a sample ship from yellow pine? |
| 33335 | Well, you do n''t think this here Garfield would close up the country for five days unless it would be necessary, ai n''t it? |
| 33335 | What are you talking about-- brokers? |
| 33335 | What are you trying to tell me-- that such a newspaper would be allowed to exist in Berlin, Germany? |
| 33335 | What are you worrying your head about what they put in the papers? |
| 33335 | What big battle was that, Mawruss? |
| 33335 | What difference does that make? |
| 33335 | What do you mean-- a feller like me? |
| 33335 | What do you mean-- baseball? |
| 33335 | What do you mean-- down to sixty- eight degrees? |
| 33335 | What do you mean-- drown her out before she starts? |
| 33335 | What do you mean-- natural causes? |
| 33335 | What do you mean-- nowadays? |
| 33335 | What do you mean-- put them wise? |
| 33335 | What do you mean-- the Constitution protects them? |
| 33335 | What do you mean--_could_ of got? |
| 33335 | What do you mean--_have_ stomach trouble? |
| 33335 | What do you think-- a New York grand jury has got nothing else to investigate for the rest of the twentieth century except one war bazaar? |
| 33335 | What does a first- class A- number- one lawyer like Root care about facts if they ai n''t in his favor? |
| 33335 | What does it mean then? |
| 33335 | What for? |
| 33335 | What is that? |
| 33335 | What is the use of talking pipe dreams? |
| 33335 | What''s that? |
| 33335 | What''s the matter with him? |
| 33335 | Whereas, when you come away from one of them musical pieces, what do you have to show for it, Abe? |
| 33335 | Who is Sophia? |
| 33335 | Who said he is knocking plays, Mawruss? |
| 33335 | Why do n''t he let the shipping- clerk do up the packing- cases? |
| 33335 | Why do n''t they call it Lillian Russell and be done with it? |
| 33335 | Why not? |
| 33335 | Why not? |
| 33335 | Why so? |
| 33335 | Why_ Southern_ cooking? |
| 33335 | Yes? |
| 33335 | You do n''t mean we should put through that law for the three brightest men in the country to run it? |
| 33335 | You mean to say that_ again_ the people do n''t begin to realize we are at war? |
| 33335 | You mean to say we allow these here fellers to get up on soap- boxes and say such things like that? |
| 33335 | _ Aber_ do n''t you think that a face massage is its own punishment, Abe? |
| 33335 | _ Aber_ what about light wines? |
| 33335 | _ Aber_ what good would that do them? |
| 33335 | _ Aber_ what is the difference between a professional expert and a professional cricket,_ anyway_? |
| 33335 | _ Also_ a relative of the Kaiser? |
| 33335 | ''Ai n''t it cooked right?'' |
| 33335 | ''Here under date July second, nineteen sixteen, it stand an item: To blowing up munitions plant$ 10,000 Who did you get to do it? |
| 33335 | ''_ Moost_ you got to employ union spies? |
| 33335 | Ai nt it a shame and a disgrace? |
| 33335 | Am I right or wrong, Mawruss?" |
| 33335 | Am I right or wrong, Mawruss?" |
| 33335 | Am I right or wrong?" |
| 33335 | Am I right or wrong?" |
| 33335 | Am I right or wrong?" |
| 33335 | Am I right or wrong?" |
| 33335 | And Hindenberg says:''Where did they get_ that_ dope? |
| 33335 | And the chances is that ninety- nine out of a hundred people ai n''t even going to say to themselves,''Where did I hear that name before?''" |
| 33335 | And to- day, Mawruss, where_ is_ he?" |
| 33335 | Caruso?'' |
| 33335 | Could n''t you find thousands and thousands of non- union spies to work for you?'' |
| 33335 | Did you ever hear the like? |
| 33335 | Do you suppose that feazes the young feller? |
| 33335 | For instance, if you change the clocks to save time where are you going to stop? |
| 33335 | GENERAL DEDUCTIONS NOT REPORTED ON PAGE THREE''?" |
| 33335 | Garfield?" |
| 33335 | Has President Wilson got a Prime Minister? |
| 33335 | How are they coming?'' |
| 33335 | How is the busy little ship- builder to- day?'' |
| 33335 | How many times did I tell you you should n''t eat that poison?'' |
| 33335 | How many times did I tell you you should n''t eat that poison?''" |
| 33335 | How many times did I tell you you should n''t eat that poison?''"] |
| 33335 | However, when the lights are turned on and you look it up in the English translation, what do you find? |
| 33335 | Is that a way to nail up a packing- case?'' |
| 33335 | Is that a way to run an army?" |
| 33335 | Keeping a steam- yacht on me and charging it up as spies?'' |
| 33335 | Look at this: To one week''s salary 12,235 spies$ 1,223,500 What have you been doing, Bernstorff? |
| 33335 | Manufacturing Company, and he''s going to say the same as everybody else:''Well, what do you know about them Heinies? |
| 33335 | No Sunday baseball or something?" |
| 33335 | POTASH AND PERLMUTTER DISCUSS WHY IS A PLAY- GOER? |
| 33335 | So can you imagine the way Mr. Roosevelt is feeling about this war, Mawruss?" |
| 33335 | So how could you export a feller like that?" |
| 33335 | So what more do them Russians want?" |
| 33335 | THE LIQUOR QUESTION-- SHALL IT BE DRY OR EXTRA DRY? |
| 33335 | Take, for instance, these here Vanderbilts which they have been in Society for years already, and what benefit do they get from it? |
| 33335 | Tell me, Bernstorff, how could a man make such a god out of his stomach?'' |
| 33335 | Tell me, what_ is_ a coloratura soprano?" |
| 33335 | The Pennsylvania Railroad or something?'' |
| 33335 | The husband runs a clothing- store corner of Tenth and Main, ai n''t it?'' |
| 33335 | The ignorant man? |
| 33335 | The ignorant man? |
| 33335 | The ignorant man? |
| 33335 | The ignorant man? |
| 33335 | What am I? |
| 33335 | What have I got a Prime Minister for, anyway?'' |
| 33335 | What kind of a Constitution have we got, anyway?" |
| 33335 | What was they filled with, rubies?'' |
| 33335 | What_ is_ the laws of gravity?" |
| 33335 | XI POTASH AND PERLMUTTER DISCUSS THE SUGAR QUESTION One lump, or two, please? |
| 33335 | XII POTASH AND PERLMUTTER DISCUSS HOW TO PUT THE SPURT IN THE EXPERT"When does the Shipping Commission expect to begin shipments on those ships?" |
| 33335 | XIV THE LIQUOR QUESTION-- SHALL IT BE DRY OR EXTRA DRY? |
| 33335 | XXIII POTASH AND PERLMUTTER DISCUSS WHY IS A PLAY- GOER? |
| 33335 | [ Illustration:"For instance, who is it that says whole- wheat bread irritates the lining from the elementry canal? |
| 33335 | and which is just pushing the stickers?" |
| 33335 | or''Ai n''t that the sensible view to take of it?'' |
| 47400 | A what, Master Frank-- a Jem Pansy? |
| 47400 | A what? |
| 47400 | An''how can I help it, Judy? |
| 47400 | Any luggage, sir? |
| 47400 | Arrah, Pat, why did yez bring me here into this dark hole now? 47400 At what hour did Mr. Heartwell quit this office?" |
| 47400 | At what hour, madam? |
| 47400 | At what hour? |
| 47400 | At whose suit? |
| 47400 | But are you not soon to leave me, Frank? |
| 47400 | But do they serve the officers so? |
| 47400 | But if this destruction of tea is to go on, what are_ we_ to do? 47400 But in Ormond Street,"urged the magistrate,"there you possibly had better light and more time-- what took place there?" |
| 47400 | But why are you dressed thus? |
| 47400 | But( we asked in continuation of our conversation) how could you talk with Buonaparte-- did he speak English? |
| 47400 | By whose authority? |
| 47400 | Can these be clocks? |
| 47400 | Can you bear an introduction to one who is able to explain every particular? |
| 47400 | Can you grope your way? 47400 Cease, my friends,"continued Polverel;"know ye not that deputies have arrived from San Domingo to sit in the great council of the nation? |
| 47400 | Cork is it? 47400 D''ye think, sir, that the gods above Shave themselves with razors?" |
| 47400 | Danger, sir? |
| 47400 | Did Mr. Heartwell take his timepiece with him? |
| 47400 | Did n''t you heear me call vater afore? |
| 47400 | Did you ever hear of such a_ dreadful_ creature? |
| 47400 | Did you see any more of him, sir? |
| 47400 | Did you see wot a imperent grin the little beast give? |
| 47400 | Do n''t be foolish, Mary,said my host, scarcely less frightened;"what should it be but the old sign? |
| 47400 | Do they call them Jem Pansies? 47400 Do you intend to open the window?" |
| 47400 | Donder und blitzen-- what wo n''t do? |
| 47400 | Donder und vind-- where are the crew? |
| 47400 | Euphemius Hipson, my dear, you can assist me to another lump of sugar? |
| 47400 | Fools!--do you believe in such nonsense as ghosts and spectres? |
| 47400 | Has anything occurred? |
| 47400 | Hauled his wind out of this? |
| 47400 | Have I been dreaming? 47400 Have I the honour to address his worthy lady?" |
| 47400 | Have a slice o''cold pudden, Bill? |
| 47400 | Have n''t I been a faithful and thrue wife to yez? 47400 Have not the wretches denounced me, because of the money they owed me, and their base designs upon my child? |
| 47400 | Have you seen my tiger? |
| 47400 | Have you seen the tiger? 47400 Have you seen the tiger?" |
| 47400 | How-- what is this? |
| 47400 | I have put a plain and simple question to you, sir; will you oblige me with an answer? |
| 47400 | I knew I was right,said he:"Brady, do you know me now?" |
| 47400 | I suppose, sir, we had better_ get the man together_? |
| 47400 | I''ll have a bit of fish, waiter,--which do you recommend to day? |
| 47400 | I''m bless''d, young gentleman, but you do shake a cloth or two in the wind-- but there, what''s the odds so as you''re happy? 47400 In the event of your leaving, would the gentleman you have named feel disposed to part with it, think you?" |
| 47400 | In the name of wonder,said he,"what''s the matter?" |
| 47400 | In vain,she cried,"your powers, Take any shape you may; Are hearts less wise than flowers, That know the night from day?" |
| 47400 | Is it a fairy,said the Jewess,"or a household demon? |
| 47400 | Is there any strange watch or clock in the house that you know of? |
| 47400 | Is your tea agreeable, my dear Miss Dibsley? |
| 47400 | It must be some trick,said Mrs. Heartwell;"can you hear it distinctly?" |
| 47400 | Keep her right before it, my man; how''s her head now? |
| 47400 | Lately, why have n''t you heard? 47400 Mr. Heartwell has been heard of; but are you really able to endure whatever of joy or sorrow may betide--""Joy?--joy?" |
| 47400 | My dear fellow, I''m going out-- a particular engagement-- been kept in all the morning;--will Friday do? 47400 My dearest madam,_ you_ eat a sausage?" |
| 47400 | Now, Tim, who_ is_ that? 47400 Now, then, young imp, wot''s the damage?" |
| 47400 | Of course I must,replied the gentleman;"I can not expect you to trust me; what can I do? |
| 47400 | Of whom are you speaking? |
| 47400 | Of_ what_? |
| 47400 | Oh, what is this, Frank? |
| 47400 | Pray, Mr. Shipkins, do you remember the number of the coach in which Mr. Heartwell left here last night? |
| 47400 | Pray,said the magistrate, addressing the coachman,"had you sufficient light or opportunity to observe the person of the officer?" |
| 47400 | Shall we take possession of the land, in the name of his most Christian Majesty? |
| 47400 | Shipkins has been taken,said Mr. Wendover,"and he has confessed--?" |
| 47400 | Should you know the gentleman again? |
| 47400 | So when master said,''Well, Jacky, will you have any more pudding?'' 47400 So you''ve heard tell of that, have you?" |
| 47400 | That young gemman''s in a very good humour, ai n''t he, Tom? 47400 These, sir?" |
| 47400 | Vant a cab, sir? |
| 47400 | Vhere''s shall I drive, sir? |
| 47400 | Was Mr. Heartwell here yesterday? |
| 47400 | Was it all a delusion? |
| 47400 | Was the officer sober? |
| 47400 | Wel sie valtz, Fraulein? |
| 47400 | Were you not at all acquainted with the object to which your husband alluded? |
| 47400 | What cheer, what cheer, my lad, eh? |
| 47400 | What do you? |
| 47400 | What does she go? |
| 47400 | What has I getten to sup t''''morn, Tam? |
| 47400 | What has she_ done_? |
| 47400 | What is all this? |
| 47400 | What is all this?--who do you want? |
| 47400 | What is it then? |
| 47400 | What is''t,says he,"your majesty Would wish of me to- day?" |
| 47400 | What shall it be-- my surtout coat? 47400 What sort of a man was he?" |
| 47400 | What was that? |
| 47400 | What write you, troubled spirit? |
| 47400 | What''s that? |
| 47400 | What, a real tiger, yer honour? 47400 What, what has he confessed?" |
| 47400 | What-- what is it? |
| 47400 | What? |
| 47400 | What? |
| 47400 | Where have you been, scoundrels? |
| 47400 | Where is he, Ben, where is he? |
| 47400 | Where''s my tiger? |
| 47400 | Where''s this egg? |
| 47400 | Who cares for mocking billows, Or demons of the deep? 47400 Who has dared to let him loose? |
| 47400 | Who has let loose my tiger? |
| 47400 | Who, and what are you? |
| 47400 | Why a then, wil''t have a sup? |
| 47400 | Why a, I''se getten yal-- dos''t like yal, Tam? |
| 47400 | Why a, now, what maks thee say_ Ay_ sae aften? |
| 47400 | Why do n''t you stop her, Mary? |
| 47400 | Why what did he wear then? |
| 47400 | Wil''t have it_ otted_, Tam? |
| 47400 | Will you put that window down, Sir? |
| 47400 | Will you, Sir, or will you not put down that window? |
| 47400 | Wine with me, sir? |
| 47400 | Yes, sir-- we have the same bin now-- the port you mean, sir? |
| 47400 | You are, I presume, in Mr. Brady''s service? |
| 47400 | You wish to speak to me, sir? |
| 47400 | You''ll take a glass of ale or so? 47400 Your H- opposition coach and a pair of horses?" |
| 47400 | ''All right?'' |
| 47400 | ''Ay,''says Tom and the others,''now you''ll believe it, von''t you?'' |
| 47400 | ''Did n''t you?'' |
| 47400 | ''Done vot?'' |
| 47400 | ''Lost, how?'' |
| 47400 | ''No,''says, he;''shall I say you''re a coming into Bristol?'' |
| 47400 | ''On a bay cob?'' |
| 47400 | ''Veil,''ses I,''as I vas never here afore, t''aint_ werry_ likely as I have heerd of''un; but who is he?'' |
| 47400 | ''Vhy not?'' |
| 47400 | ''Vot old chap?'' |
| 47400 | ''Well, Quashie,''I said,''you have got here I see, but which of you won?'' |
| 47400 | ''and, Mr. Banks,''says I,''what shall I order for your supper?''" |
| 47400 | ( I had light-- very light hair)"vot are yer a looking at now?--a com- paring that ugly phiz o''yourn with a gen''leman''s?" |
| 47400 | ("What, all?" |
| 47400 | ***** P.S.--May we ask who threw That shell in the_ Horse Guards_, With one in the barrack- yards To blow up the_ Gallery_ too? |
| 47400 | --"Hadn''t I better read it for myself?" |
| 47400 | --"They were gained,"he would say,"under Nelson, fighting for my king and country-- and what''s the odds so as you''re happy?" |
| 47400 | --"What danger can there be when there''s hardly wind enough to fill the canvas?" |
| 47400 | --"Why not, man?" |
| 47400 | --''But will he pay?'' |
| 47400 | 1 ready? |
| 47400 | A thing more gentle, laughing, light, More blythe, more full of play, Than e''er_ he_ was-- that luckless wight!-- The lamb you stuck to- day? |
| 47400 | Again, mark you his freckles-- whoever saw such in the face of beauty? |
| 47400 | Am I to read? |
| 47400 | And Sarah faintly answers,"Yes, did you hear that?" |
| 47400 | And for the_ life_ of the scene? |
| 47400 | And thou, O Dog, with deep- set eyes, Wert thou, like Love, once blind; With helpless limbs, of pigmy size, And voice that scarcely whined? |
| 47400 | And what is friendship but a name, That boils on Etna''s breast of flame? |
| 47400 | And what''s become of him, my boy?" |
| 47400 | And when did he first see your phiz Reflected in his own? |
| 47400 | And when your guns are run out, why what''s the use on''em if you do n''t clap a match to the touch- holes and pour in a reg''lar broadside?" |
| 47400 | And where could he have found a more fitting place? |
| 47400 | Are you determined to destroy yourself, or are you aware of your danger?" |
| 47400 | Art thou descended from the pair From whom the Cæsars came? |
| 47400 | Asaph?" |
| 47400 | At last one little quaking Miss ventures half- stifled to whisper,"Sarah, are you awake?" |
| 47400 | Ay, who, sir, who? |
| 47400 | Be em a live un or a stuffed un?" |
| 47400 | Berry well-- me bet you fippenny me make you go-- No? |
| 47400 | Besides, do not you invite ladies in particular to patronise your omnibus, and promise to accommodate them? |
| 47400 | Bond?'' |
| 47400 | But are you sure it''s the same? |
| 47400 | But gracious goodness, what''s the time? |
| 47400 | But how comes it that my simple little cat( Dummy by name) called up, the other evening, by a very ordinary movement, the image of Cleopatra? |
| 47400 | But how far does it go? |
| 47400 | But how was poor Spitz to know what the season was, or tell what his master himself had forgotten? |
| 47400 | But is n''t this a good deal like cutting his own nose off?" |
| 47400 | But may not patent- ice pavements be laid down in our popular thoroughfares? |
| 47400 | But there, what''s the odds so as you''re happy?" |
| 47400 | But what are we about? |
| 47400 | But what avails, if fleeting praise Alone the poet''s labour pays? |
| 47400 | But what is a dun? |
| 47400 | But what poet ever found a steep so difficult as that_ gradus ad Parnassum_ to the seemingly dislocated donkey? |
| 47400 | But what''s the odds, my lady, so as you''re happy?" |
| 47400 | But where was the daughter? |
| 47400 | But will the advantages end here? |
| 47400 | Butcher''s cur, is''t true That_ thy_ first parents e''er From Eden''s garden lapp''d the dew, And breathed in rapture there? |
| 47400 | Butcher- boy, Thou com''st of Adam''s race? |
| 47400 | By twelve o''clock in the day there was a vast accumulation; and at that hour, the master of the house would say,"James, are all the doors shut?" |
| 47400 | Can they well be otherwise, when they worship a deity so remorseless and so unfeeling? |
| 47400 | Can we assume that, in the nature of a mountebank balancing on his chin a ladder surmounted by a long- eared brute, there is no room for vanity? |
| 47400 | Cavil?" |
| 47400 | Cold and wet, is n''t it?" |
| 47400 | Come, roundly, your reason, sir? |
| 47400 | Commonplace and even plebeian, as is the simple question"Who are you?" |
| 47400 | Could I think of treading in the boots of a blackleg, albeit they never were his own? |
| 47400 | Could ever flower with thee compare? |
| 47400 | Could his eyes have ceased to possess discriminating power? |
| 47400 | Death? |
| 47400 | Did I not foretel the death of Louis? |
| 47400 | Did I not predict the downfal of monarchy in France? |
| 47400 | Did I not say the king of Sweden was given over to destruction? |
| 47400 | Did n''t I lock you up for thieving-- didn''t I?" |
| 47400 | Do you happ''n to know a cove in London by the name o''Ketch-- Jack Ketch?" |
| 47400 | Do you mutiny?" |
| 47400 | Do you suppose that a gentleman would come here_ without_ such an_ indispensable_ article of dress?" |
| 47400 | Do you think other people is as vicked as yerself?" |
| 47400 | Does Jack heave one sigh in compliment to the illustrious absentees, and in depreciation of the company who_ have_ assembled? |
| 47400 | Does he mean to say he has ever met with any one of these lines_ before?_][ Footnote 3: Burke.] |
| 47400 | Euphemius, my dear, will you read?--Martha, you can take away.--Beg pardon, any more tea, Miss Dibsley? |
| 47400 | Haste then and flee from the wrath to come, for have I not prophesied, and it hath come to pass?--Have I not foretold, and the fulfilment is at hand? |
| 47400 | Have I not declared that England would be deserted by her allies? |
| 47400 | Have you ever been to sea?" |
| 47400 | Have you seen my Ben-- g- g- gal?" |
| 47400 | He turned to Peach and demanded--"Who and what are you?--how came you here?--who has dared to let you in?--speak-- who are you?" |
| 47400 | He turns round!--where is the smile of exultation? |
| 47400 | How canst thou look thus calmly on, And watch them slowly die the while? |
| 47400 | How grew your legs so like to_ his_, Your growl so like his tone? |
| 47400 | How is it?" |
| 47400 | How often do we every day jump from one point to another, as distinct in themselves as the sublime and the ridiculous, and far more widely asunder? |
| 47400 | How then could a vessel in this forlorn condition continue afloat or contend with so fierce a gale? |
| 47400 | How? |
| 47400 | Howsomever I hope I arnt frightened you; but what''s the odds so as you''re happy?" |
| 47400 | Howsomever, up I gets, and, says I to my box- companion, you wo n''t mind if I goes a little fast, will you? |
| 47400 | Hurrah!--what''s the odds?" |
| 47400 | I carn''t conthrol the say or the ship as I would a horse upon the turf-- long life to it-- what would you have?" |
| 47400 | I guessed his meaning by this time; but affecting ignorance, I asked,"What is that wonderful animal without any inside?" |
| 47400 | I locked him up last night for robbing the larder, and this morning he is missing; where is he?" |
| 47400 | I s''pose his mother know_ he''s_ out? |
| 47400 | I''spose the old man an''her do n''t agree no better? |
| 47400 | If I recollect right, you had some good wine here once?" |
| 47400 | If I should demand my Hessians, was there a probability of obtaining them? |
| 47400 | If talents rare no more can claim Than idle transitory fame? |
| 47400 | If, when the mind is worn away, Pale misery waits on dim decay? |
| 47400 | In visions of a future day, I see thy long- lost form appear; And, o''er the counter, whispering, say--"Pray can you make it cheaper,_ dear_?" |
| 47400 | Is it not so, men?" |
| 47400 | Is it then asked, why this individual should excite at once in my boyish bosom such lively feelings of horror-- such forebodings of evil? |
| 47400 | Is the room actually filled with clocks, or am I the victim of enchantment?" |
| 47400 | It may be said"What''s in a hat?" |
| 47400 | It was a Squire, a gentle squire, Came spurring darkly down below; His steed was splashed with foam and mire, Oh, what but love could urge him so? |
| 47400 | It was the same man who responded to the"Why?" |
| 47400 | Look''d Cheops much the same? |
| 47400 | May it not, therefore, be looked upon as a wise and kind ordination of providence, to prepare the mind for disastrous events that are to follow? |
| 47400 | Miffler,_ what do you do that for_? |
| 47400 | Mr. Gunn consented, Mrs. Gunn consented, Sarah consented, and they all consented; could anything be fairer? |
| 47400 | Márid?" |
| 47400 | No Punch and Judy now; it''s unlegal by the law; ai n''t you awor o''the New Police Act what''s put it down?" |
| 47400 | Now Mrs. Framp,_ what did you do that for_? |
| 47400 | Now prayers and cards are all the go-- How''s that you ask? |
| 47400 | Now we cry,"When_ will_ it leave off?" |
| 47400 | Now, my excellent good Fred,_ what the deuce did you do that for_? |
| 47400 | Now, reader, what song do you suppose this young gentleman, who scarce sings at all, will select? |
| 47400 | Now, vot do you stand ringing o''the money for? |
| 47400 | Now, what on earth_ do you do that for_, Brown? |
| 47400 | One half sleep on our pillows, While t''others deck- watch keep; Who cares for lightning''s flashing, boys, Or noisy thunder''s roar? |
| 47400 | Or shall I see you at the club?" |
| 47400 | Pat, an why did yez bring me here?" |
| 47400 | R. O. D. What more remains? |
| 47400 | Rather an old- fashioned sort of thing, an enigma, eh? |
| 47400 | Ses I,''Vhy do n''t you get down then?'' |
| 47400 | Shall we caulk the ship, or set up the rigging? |
| 47400 | Shall we darn our stockings, or go on shore for fresh water? |
| 47400 | Shall we mend the sails, or mend our clothes? |
| 47400 | She sat and watch''d one summer''s eve-- Why doth she so? |
| 47400 | So I ses, ses I,''Vot''s the row, sir?'' |
| 47400 | So at that I puts the werry top o''my eyes over the bed- clothes, and there I saw----""What?" |
| 47400 | So you''d better answer it at once, Laura, declining it, you know-- eh?" |
| 47400 | Springing forward therefore quickly, we exclaimed,"For heaven''s sake, madam, what are you about? |
| 47400 | Stephen''s Chapel_? |
| 47400 | Still no egg came; the bell rang once more:"Where_ is_ the egg?" |
| 47400 | That''ll do-- thank you-- charming!--These Chinese, I believe, have nothing of a navy?" |
| 47400 | The Mighty Watcher had fallen asleep, but who could say that he never again was to wake up? |
| 47400 | The bellows which yet bear the inscription,"Who rides on these bellows? |
| 47400 | The officer took up the newspaper and read for ten minutes, then wondered why his egg did not arrive, and rang the bell.--"My egg?" |
| 47400 | The one a feeble pup; A babe the other, fondly nursed-- How_ have_ ye been brought up? |
| 47400 | The servant- maid looked aghast, yet the accustomed spirit of inquiry, Who was he? |
| 47400 | The"any orders?" |
| 47400 | Then Adam''s gold has much alloy!-- Was this_ his_ form and face? |
| 47400 | There was a dun at the very entrance to their"shades below;"how could any place of torment be complete without one? |
| 47400 | There''s nothin''very pleasant in rising blisters in the mouth-- is there, sir?" |
| 47400 | Those who know Krähwinkel( and who, I should like to know, is not acquainted with that famous city?) |
| 47400 | Tom, is that''ere elderly lady come, as ve vaited for last trip? |
| 47400 | Trotter?" |
| 47400 | Upon meeting, the following colloquy took place:--"Well, Tom, how goes it at the Placquet, eh? |
| 47400 | Vell, old Tom Martin was the boots; he as come arterwards to our place, you know, Juggles?" |
| 47400 | Vot has give you the blues?" |
| 47400 | WHAT DO YOU DO THAT FOR? |
| 47400 | Was I, therefore, what the statement I have quoted would lead anybody to infer I was, the companion of dustmen, hodmen, coal- heavers, and scavengers? |
| 47400 | Was ever star so soft and fair? |
| 47400 | Was he a man of sober habits and reputable character?" |
| 47400 | Well, but this Primly-- what can_ he_ want? |
| 47400 | Well, now, sir, what do you think I should find when I goes the first thing on Monday morning to our office?" |
| 47400 | Well, one day at dinner, Jacky had only had once of meat, but he''d two helps of pood;""Of what?" |
| 47400 | What account was taken of the roadside tent- holders, and the number of the families of these real"potwallopers?" |
| 47400 | What answer could I make? |
| 47400 | What are yours?" |
| 47400 | What can she be about? |
| 47400 | What can she mean? |
| 47400 | What can you do? |
| 47400 | What connexion is there between shirt- frills and glass bottles? |
| 47400 | What do you do that for? |
| 47400 | What does he mean? |
| 47400 | What good can passion do? |
| 47400 | What has this Emperor of Delf been doing? |
| 47400 | What is it, then, that thus operates on the faculties to produce these symptoms? |
| 47400 | What is to become of the tee- totallers, Miss Dibsley?'' |
| 47400 | What saw we then? |
| 47400 | What shall it be-- my boots, my new white top- boots?" |
| 47400 | What shall we do first? |
| 47400 | What was there wonderful in that? |
| 47400 | What was to be done? |
| 47400 | What''s that your fast hoss? |
| 47400 | What''s the odds so as you''re happy?" |
| 47400 | What_ did_ he want? |
| 47400 | What_ does_ he want with you? |
| 47400 | When will you have your dinner?" |
| 47400 | Whence the ray, that could impart Each subtle trace That defines the mother''s heart, The matron''s grace? |
| 47400 | Whence the throes of jealousy That struggling rise, Big with mimic agony To those young eyes? |
| 47400 | Where should Othello go? |
| 47400 | Where then, it may be asked, are the addenda to be placed at the end of each century? |
| 47400 | Who are you? |
| 47400 | Who dared to penetrate into the mysteries of the yellow caravans there collected, or invade the Bohemian seclusion of the tilted hovels? |
| 47400 | Who was it that astonished his hearers by declaring that beefsteak- pudding always put him in mind of Westminster Abbey? |
| 47400 | Who will? |
| 47400 | Who, sir, who? |
| 47400 | Who, who, who? |
| 47400 | Why ca n''t they spell the name properly?" |
| 47400 | Why ca n''t you be cool like me? |
| 47400 | Why for you no bet?--why for you no go ober?" |
| 47400 | Why make of Tom a_ dullard_, And Ned a_ genius_?" |
| 47400 | Why should I be dragged out of my wretched nook here, without an appetite, and against my will? |
| 47400 | Why will not she her lattice leave? |
| 47400 | Why, where are the shows? |
| 47400 | Will he wait five minutes? |
| 47400 | Will you look over this music- book? |
| 47400 | Will you walk in, and the young gentleman with you?" |
| 47400 | Wore Alexander such an air? |
| 47400 | Would you like to take some more cake, Miss Dibsley? |
| 47400 | Would you like to wait, or will you call again?" |
| 47400 | Yes, who, sir, who? |
| 47400 | Yet where is the pious individual who would feel no tremor, if left to pass the night within the gothic aisles of such an edifice? |
| 47400 | Yet who can predicate at two o''clock that he shall be happy at a quarter past? |
| 47400 | Yet why? |
| 47400 | Yet, can I call it peace? |
| 47400 | You did n''t take them away with you when you took the boots, did you?" |
| 47400 | You do n''t recollect me-- what must I do?" |
| 47400 | You, perhaps, would exercise your influence in my favour?" |
| 47400 | _ He!_--powers of impudence in the garb of intimacy, where will ye find a limit? |
| 47400 | _ Who''ll_ set the Thames on fire? |
| 47400 | _ Who_ burnt the_ House of Lords_? |
| 47400 | _ Who_ burnt_ Woolwich Dockyard_, eh? |
| 47400 | _ Who_ fired the_ Royal Exchange_? |
| 47400 | _ Who_ tried to fire the_ Bank_? |
| 47400 | _ what do you do that for?_ Why in the name of common sense do you say No! |
| 47400 | and if I should obtain them, was there a possibility of my ever wearing them again? |
| 47400 | and wert thou once a child, A cherub small and soft, On whom two human beings smiled, And pray''d for, oft and oft? |
| 47400 | and what''s the use of writing a volume upon it, as many of our contemporaries might? |
| 47400 | asked I,"before railroads were thought of?" |
| 47400 | bright blades again a countryman''s fist? |
| 47400 | cried Mrs. T. with a scream,"what danger, sir? |
| 47400 | cruel Fate, why made you My children differ thus? |
| 47400 | demanded the excited woman in a tone assuming peremptory command;"what is it that produces so loud and peculiar a noise?" |
| 47400 | did you bring any of_ your_ music?" |
| 47400 | do you call that English fashion? |
| 47400 | do you mean to keep me waiting all day?" |
| 47400 | does she meditate self- destruction? |
| 47400 | echoed the showman, for an instant raising his eyes;"Ai n''t it enough to make a heart of stone bleed to see this here Fair? |
| 47400 | exclaimed he;"in your just fury the eye of reason is dimmed-- is he not a man and a brother?" |
| 47400 | exclaimed our gentleman, in a towering passion,"what do you mean to imply, sir? |
| 47400 | exclaimed the seaman, looking earnestly in the youth''s face,"Heartwell,--Muster Frank Heartwell as was in the ould Robust?" |
| 47400 | giving way to the indulgence of sorrow at a moment when prosperity is again extending the right hand of good- fellowship? |
| 47400 | groaned John,"as-- what, eh?" |
| 47400 | have you been coming across the fields? |
| 47400 | he broke cover and stole away this morning-- he must be prowling somewhere about-- have you seen him?" |
| 47400 | he exclaimed,"why, do n''t you see the poor old Exquisite a coming by itself?" |
| 47400 | how is this? |
| 47400 | inquired the friend,--"what_ are_ those_ things_?" |
| 47400 | is it so? |
| 47400 | no doubt, Jemima; but what in the name of goodness gracious am I to do in London? |
| 47400 | oh!--a-- yes-- that man, yes,--you did n''t say I was at home?" |
| 47400 | or was there living the caitiff wretch so utterly reprobate as to call his loved---- by such names? |
| 47400 | repeated Frank, in surprise;"why how could they do that?" |
| 47400 | repeated she with eagerness,"is there then hope, that you use that term? |
| 47400 | replied Vanderdecken,"or do you think me such an ass as to credit you? |
| 47400 | returned Mrs. Heartwell, as she strove to subdue the feelings which agitated her,"and who have I now in the wide world but you?" |
| 47400 | said Kitty, blushing red, And gave his cap a toss over;"Are you? |
| 47400 | shall we not be rebels?" |
| 47400 | since all this is so far out of the reach of description, how shall I show you Rachel?'' |
| 47400 | sir?" |
| 47400 | there again?" |
| 47400 | was n''t that funny?" |
| 47400 | were you in her, in Frejus Bay, when Buonaparte embarked for Elba?" |
| 47400 | wert thou, Butcher- boy? |
| 47400 | what has''t getten to sup te''''morn?" |
| 47400 | what hast getten to sup, I say?" |
| 47400 | what were ye both_ at first_? |
| 47400 | what_ is_ the matter?" |
| 47400 | when you thoroughly believe all that poor Dickson has been telling you? |
| 47400 | where are the people? |
| 47400 | where are the swings? |
| 47400 | where are the turn- abouts-- the round- abouts? |
| 47400 | where have you been?" |
| 47400 | where,_ where_ is the Fair? |
| 47400 | who can ask it? |
| 47400 | who, sir, who? |
| 47400 | ye Nine? |
| 47400 | you no go ober? |
| 47400 | your Niger men declare( For want of something better,_ q_?) |