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17476Can he wind into a subject like a serpent, as Burke does?
17476Well,said the editor,"what further proof do you want?"
17476Do you ever think of the irrevocable nature of speech?
17476Have you any witnesses?"
17476Thus: The last time I made a speech, I went next day to the editor of our local newspaper, and said,"I thought your paper was friendly to me?"
17476What constitutes such a personality?
17476What is the salesman to do?
17476What more can I say?
17476What should the speaker do with his hands?
17476What''s the matter?"
27830Do n''t they let you talk every day at home, John?
27830Have you read Castiglione''s_ Cortegiano_?
27830How do you know that?
27830I have been inclined to think otherwise,"I should be pleased to hear your reasons,"Are n''t you mistaken?
27830Mr. Black was telling me to- day about Mr. White''s being appointed to---- what do you call that office?
27830And if so, why?
27830But is this true?
27830CHAPTER IV WHAT SHOULD GUESTS TALK ABOUT AT DINNER?
27830Cook_:"Do n''t you think the plan of building a great riverside drive a splendid one?"
27830Did you know that---- lost heavily by the crash of Thursday?
27830Do n''t I know her way?
27830Do you wish polish for the class of shoes you are wearing?"
27830I have not read it; impossible to get a box at the opera for another fortnight; how do you like my dress?
27830If one or two children out of a thousand made a fair attempt, you would attribute this either to special genius or special training-- and why?
27830If the novel be so popular a form of literature, how can the novel in real life fail to interest an intelligent company?
27830Is Blank really a man of genius?
27830Is it any wonder that in France polite discussion is made the most exhilarating and delightful exercise in the world?
27830Miss Black, can you give us that pun?
27830Or is there a secret?
27830Or was this ability born in them?
27830Or, if there is a secret of proficiency, do the adroit managers of words guard their secret carefully?
27830Plato says:"Whosoever seeketh must know that which he seeketh for in a general notion, else how shall he know it when he hath found it?"
27830Politeness consists, they think, in always saying,"yes, yes,"or at most a non- committal"indeed?"
27830That dear man''s death gave me a good fit of crying; do you travel this summer?
27830The best answer to the question,"What should guests at dinner talk about?"
27830The question is often asked,"What should guests talk about at a dinner?"
27830There is literature which argues, and painting which argues, and poetry which argues, so why not conversation which argues?
27830To come to any conclusions on this subject, one should first determine: What is the aim of conversation?
27830What better proof that conversation is listening as well as talking?
27830What is the secret of the ability to put thought into tactful as well as vivid words?
27830What pleasure is there in conversation between two people, or among three or four, when the thought is interrupted every other remark?
27830What, then, is the essential training necessary to the nice handling of words?
27830Why should not ready writers and ready talkers be just as proud of honest endeavor?
27830Why should we enjoy characterization more in literature and in drama than in life?
27830_ Dealer_--"Do you prefer''Cobra''polish, madam?
27830or,"Did the marriage take place after all?
39598''Whose war?'' 39598 But what''s the good of it all, grandfather?"
39598Do you remember what he said last Thanksgiving, nearly a year ago?
39598Doing your sums?
39598Family coming with him?
39598For a what?
39598Good as a circus, is n''t it?
39598I say, Jim,he exclaimed, turning to the storekeeper,"why do n''t you tear off the last leaf of that calendar?
39598Is n''t it an ideal May- day, grandfather?
39598Now, Cora,interrupted the maternal critic,"you went and forgot to make your bow; and how many times have I told you about turning your toes out?
39598Toward what?
39598What are you going to be when you''re a man?
39598What has happened to Mrs. Teddy Mahone?
39598What incentive to patriotism do you see in all this, Miss Helen?
39598What on earth did you move there for?
39598What''s he ever done?
39598What''s that piece you recited to me the other night, little girl, about old times? 39598 What''s the matter with you all to- night?"
39598Where are you bound now?
39598Who is that coming up the road?
39598Why, Bud, there ai n''t no screw loose in Christmas, is there?
39598Why?
39598Would n''t he be as odd and old- fashioned as the lace valentines themselves? 39598 Would you mind telling me_ how_?"
39598''What''s it done?''
39598After all, how do we know that the things we cry out against_ are_ mistakes?
39598And what''s it doin''for us, now?''
39598Bowser?"
39598But what do we see when we change Presidents?
39598By the way, Miss Helen, have you heard Mrs. Mahone''s allegory of the United Pudding bag?
39598Chapter X"GUESS who''s come to board at the Widder Powers''s for the month of August?"
39598Did you ever think of it, Jim, that''s a mighty interesting way to earn your salt?
39598Do n''t I remember him?"
39598Had he dared to dream that he would find his lost youth just as he had left it?
39598Have you ever learned anything about the signs of the Zodiac?
39598Prim and gentle as ever, is n''t she?
39598She''d call him a_ suitor_, would n''t she?
39598Then he began again:"Which are you for, Democrats or Republicans?"
39598To his astonished"Why?"
39598Was it backward over the hills of their youth he was wandering, or ahead to those heights of Hope, where love shall"put on immortality?"
39598Was n''t that flaunting the thistle in our faces with a vengeance?
39598What if your horse has gone lame?
39598What''s the harm if the children do take one day in the year for a little foolishness?
39598What''s the war done for this country, anyhow?''
39598What_ do_ you suppose is Miss Anastasia''s idea of a lover?"
39598Why not with happy shout, run home when school is out?''
39598is n''t that a good one?
34863In what case is the word_ dominus_?
34863Who did you give it to?
34863Who is this for?
34863210. Who has my_ scissors_?
34863318. Who finds him_ in_ money?
3486370. Who has_ got_ my slate?
34863Are you at_ leisure_?
34863Are you measuring by a plurality of spoons?
34863Avoid using unmeaning or vulgar phrases in speaking, as, You do n''t say so?
34863But can not common subjects be talked of religiously?
34863But what is that chapter?
34863But which_ is_ the nominative in the expression alluded to?
34863But, if you must talk about people, why not about their good traits and deeds?
34863Do n''t you know?
34863Do n''t you see?
34863Do you_ mean_ to come?
34863HAVE you_ learned_ French yet?
34863Have you been to the_ National_ Gallery?
34863Have you begun_ substraction_ yet?
34863Have you seen the new_ pantomime_?
34863Have you seen_ the Miss Browns_ lately?
34863Have you_ lit_ the fire, Mary?
34863Have you_ shook_ the cloth?
34863I ask you, as those who can judge in this matter for yourselves,"Is it not so?
34863I own that I did not come soon enough; but_ because why_?
34863If you were to enter a room, and, finding a person lying on the sofa, were to address him with such a question as"What are you doing there?"
34863In the ancient and time- honored ditty, however, of"Mistress Mary, Quite_ contrary_, How does your garden grow?"
34863In using a relative pronoun in the objective case, it is more elegant to put the preposition before than after it, thus,"To whom was the order given?"
34863Is Mr. Smith_ in_?
34863Is it not so most undeniably?"
34863Is this or that the_ best_ road?
34863It is also incorrect to employ_ no_ for_ not_ in such phrases as,"If it is true or_ no_( not),""Is it so or_ no_( not)?"
34863Pray, sir, who_ may you be_?
34863The question which naturally arises in the mind of the discriminating hearer is,"_ What_ are you going to lay down,--money, carpets, plans, or what?"
34863What are you_ doing of_?
34863What did they set,--potatoes, traps, or what?
34863What office does it perform?
34863Where is it more clearly, more mightily told than in the third chapter of St. John''s gospel?
34863Who are the persons that are performing the act of"coming to see"?
34863Who are the persons to whom the act of"coming to see"extends?
34863Who, do you ask, is that?
34863Whose are_ these here books_?
34863Why use two prepositions where one would be quite as explicit, and far more elegant?
34863Will you call on me_ to- morrow_?
34863Will you call on_ me_ to- morrow?
34863Will you_ call_ on me to- morrow?
34863Will_ you_ call on me to- morrow?
34863Yet who would condemn the use of the drill, or the study of perspective, or the rules of poetic art?
34863_ O_ is used to express_ wishing_,_ exclamation_, or a direct_ address_ to a person; as,"O mother, will the God above, Forgive my faults like thee?"
34863_ Was you_ reading just now?
34863_ Was_ you?
34863_ Which_ performs the act of looking,--the writing or the speaker?
34863instead of,"Whom was the order given to?"
34863of raisins,_ how much_ can I purchase for £56 16_s._?"
34863say, who_ are you_?
34863say,"_ what quantity_ can I,"& c. Who would think of saying"_ how much raisins_?"
34863should be, Do you_ intend_ to come?
34863should be, Is Mr. Smith_ within_?
34863should be, Who finds him money?
34863should be,_ Were_ you?
34863though he might very unconsciously say,"Who was this proposal made to?"
35017A what?
35017And do you men think for one single moment,cried the Landlady,"that all this would be honest business?"
35017And do you suppose the President could find any self- respecting American in or out of jail who would be willing to wear such a costume as that?
35017And for what purpose, pray?
35017And have women?
35017And is not a man''s word to be taken as a guarantee of the accuracy of his return?
35017And then?
35017And then?
35017And where do I come in?
35017And you really think such brutal methods would work, do you?
35017Anne Hathaway?
35017As a transient?
35017Bully good title for a story that--''Psychling with a Psychrobe''--eh? 35017 But how are you going to get the facts over to Dickens and Thackeray?"
35017But what''s this new society going to do?
35017Ca n''t you gentlemen imagine, for instance, what those two men could do with little old New York as it is to- day? 35017 Do n''t I get any of these plums of prosperity your Telephonic Aid Society is to place within the reach of all?"
35017Do you think a household of that sort would be satisfied with you?
35017Doctors being engaged in Inter- State Commerce--"Doctors? 35017 Editor-- How does Champ Clark stand on this thing?
35017Editor-- Then I am to understand just what, Mr. President? 35017 Him?"
35017How about women getting crushed?
35017How are your ribs--"Know better?
35017How was I to know any better? 35017 I''ve known many a stronger man than you made a fool of--""What of it?"
35017If you want a good lawyer, what''s the matter with me?
35017Is it possible for the Idiot to have a headache, Doctor?
35017Me-- Everybody pulling it, I suppose? 35017 Oh, well, what of it?"
35017Oh, well-- what of it?
35017Perquisites?
35017Ready to trot in double harness?
35017Reddymun-- Hurt? 35017 Reddymun-- Send him around, will you?
35017Reddymun-- What''s that? 35017 Reddymun-- When?
35017Reddymun-- Who did it? 35017 Sarcasm?"
35017Sike what s?
35017Strictly up- to- date and reliable?
35017That''s rather promiscuous, is n''t it?
35017Then what?
35017Unarmed?
35017Well, are n''t they?
35017What are they, coupon bonds?
35017What do you suppose the attendant would be doing all this time? 35017 What has awakened this sudden interest of yours in things psychic?"
35017What of it? 35017 What was that?"
35017What would you carry, a Gatling gun?
35017What, again?
35017What?
35017Who''s Binks?
35017Why not devote that massive brain of yours to the working out of the idea?
35017Why, Doctor,grinned the Idiot,"why ask me to steal candy from a baby?
35017Why, my dear fellow, I was n''t sarcastic, was I? 35017 You call yourselves the stronger sex, and plume yourselves on your superior physical endurance, and yet when it comes to a test, where are you?"
35017You could afford to write real poetry all the time, instead of only half the time, eh, old man?
35017You do n''t mean to say that the law so provides, do you?
35017You do n''t really think, do you, that we have any women Immortals?
35017You think the public would stand for that, do you?
350171 eighteen- karat psychrobes among your patients that you could introduce me to?
35017Acting in that capacity I would ring up Mr. John D. Reddymun, and you''d hear something like this:"Me-- Hello, Reddy-- is this you?
35017And you had to go through it all over again to escape finally?"
35017But suppose they do sue you?
35017Do you approve of these sanitariums, Doctor?"
35017Do you suppose for one minute that I am going to get well under those circumstances?"
35017Got any more of that new Freedom stuff on hand?
35017He marries the little songbird, and then what happens?"
35017How about that, Doctor?
35017How does the law of supply and demand work in cases of that kind, Doctor Squills?"
35017How''s the leg this morning?
35017I ask the question-- what''s the answer?"
35017Idiot, when the Hyperion man does n''t get the Ambassadorship, wo n''t he sue me to recover?"
35017Idiot, you do n''t mean to insinuate that there is graft in ill health, just as there is in everything else, do you?"
35017Idiot,"cried Mrs. Pedagog, as the Idiot entered the breakfast room in a very much disheveled condition,"what on earth has happened to you?
35017Idiot?
35017If I want a good lawyer, Brudder Bones, what IS the matter with you?
35017If I want a good lawyer, what is the matter with you?
35017Interstate Commerce?"
35017Pedagog?"
35017What are they to us?"
35017What are you, anyhow, Mr. Bib, but the ultimate result of a highly variegated international complication in the matter of ancestry?
35017What is more simple, then, than that a composite people should go in for a composite architecture to express themselves in marble, stone, and brick?
35017What on earth did she ever produce?"
35017What?"
35017While eating those cakes the victim speculates on that old problem, Is Suicide a Sin?
35017Who are you?
35017Who''s this?
35017Why do n''t you give us a constructive notion once in awhile?"
35017Would that be done by the Ambassadors themselves, or would the President have to call a special session of Congress to tackle the job?"
35017You do n''t really mean to tell me that I have got to give a statement of my receipts to some snoopy- nosed old government official, do you?"
35017You never heard of a magazine recovering anything from a poet, did you?
35017me?
28303Telegraph what, madame?
28303What''s this, Clara?
28303(_ Eagerly._) Could you get them?
28303(_ Eagerly._) Yes; which is it?
28303(_ Equally charming, as magnificently jeweled, and as exquisitely gowned; also a chapeau of wonderful birds, such as never sang in any wood._) He?
28303(_ Jealously._) Do you know him?
28303(_ Raising her eyebrows and regarding the banker affectionately._) Really?
28303(_ Red in the face._) No; do you?
28303(_ She plays again with a note from the banker''s pile._) III MRS. HENRY B. GORDING,_ of Rochester, New York._ Do you play?
28303(_ She smiles hysterically._) Dear me, I wonder what my husband would say if he could see me?
28303(_ Smiling nervously and fumbling in her glove where she has concealed the money to have it conveniently ready._) Put one down for me, too; will you?
28303(_ Suddenly noticing that Mr. Sternwall is not with them._) But where is Mr. Sternwall?
28303(_ They get down out of the big chair._) Do we go to school the next day after it?
28303(_ They have moved on to another set._) Shall we stop here?
28303(_ Thoughtfully._) Do you really think papa would like being an angel?
28303(_ Together; each to her own coterie._) You know perfectly it is my louis; is n''t it?
28303(_ Very pleasantly._) Have you won to- night, dearie?
28303(_ Young, very beautiful, in an exquisite gown from Laferiere, with gorgeous jewels and a wonderful hat._) Who is the banker?
28303***** What do you think of that?
28303A convenient husband for some women we know, would n''t he be?
28303A good thing that will be for me, too, I''m sure-- What do you think?
28303After all, do_ I_ look like the daughter of a washerwoman?
28303And do you advise announcing the engagement before her presentation, or afterward?
28303And is he rich or poor?
28303And then we always have that terrible doubt,--has he chosen the right woman for him?
28303And what if you make me a grandmother?
28303Are n''t you surprised?
28303Are they friends of yours?
28303Are we going to be paid?
28303Are you afraid of him now?
28303Besides, papa wo n''t have any office there, and what''ll he do without an office?
28303But I do n''t think servants mind; do you?
28303But I do n''t think we are gossips nowadays here in America; do you?
28303But why did n''t you come to see me yesterday?
28303Can I do anything for you here?
28303Can Lina be a wretch after all?
28303Can you manage to keep out of the political set if you want to?
28303Did you ever hear anything like it?
28303Did you give him the letter?
28303Do you believe it?
28303Do you know the family?
28303Do you know, Rob, that I bathed my baby every morning of your little life, so long as you took infant tubs?
28303Do you like kissing games?
28303Do you remember your favorite when a very small boy?
28303Do you remember?
28303Do you think we can go to the circus next week just the same?
28303Do you understand what that means?
28303Do you want to go up and see him?
28303Does the butler sell tickets at the door, do you think?
28303For you_ were_ happy with me before you met her; were n''t you?
28303Had n''t we better throw up the sponge and take it?
28303Have they any position whatever in Troy?
28303He never struck you?
28303How about that girl you were running after?
28303How do you like him?
28303How is the dear child?
28303How rude people are; and what did they expect my mother to be like?
28303However, what can you expect?
28303I adore young Englishmen, and why does n''t yours come to see me?
28303I believe there are some good pictures, but I think one sees so many pictures in Europe; do n''t you?
28303I do n''t care for the new woman; do you?
28303I do n''t know a single thing about the game; do you?
28303I suppose you will come on for the Makeway Ball; wo n''t you?
28303I wonder how many couples in New York who have been married nineteen years are as happy as Will and I are?
28303I''m sure it is n''t my fault if I do n''t know which is Schumann and which is Schubert; and what''s the difference?
28303I_ hate_ snobs; do n''t you?
28303If you want a house in Washington next winter why not rent ours?
28303It is n''t true, is it?
28303Look at the American duchesses-- don''t they grace even the parties at Marlborough House?
28303Monsieur, if you please, will you have the kindness to place my four louis on the table?
28303My Darling Dick: What is the meaning of this letter from a lawyer?
28303My dear Miss Stone: So you are going to take my boy away from me?
28303My dear Mrs. Joslyn: Where is your young Englishman?
28303Of course you wo n''t stay in mourning long; will you?
28303Oh, were ever arms so empty as when they hold the dead body of someone loved?
28303One thing awfully interesting about a picture gallery is to see the absurd difference in women''s dress now and in former times; do n''t you think so?
28303Really, is n''t it trying?
28303Say, if that''s true, how did his soul get out?
28303Shall we stop here in this set?
28303That''s a wig of course; is n''t it?
28303The knocks and bruises I''ve healed by kissing them!--do you remember one- third?
28303To ruin my happiness?
28303Well, I''m going down to tell the others my_ good_ news( you understand that_ good_, do n''t you?
28303What about the ball?
28303What did I come so early for?
28303What do girls do with themselves all the time?
28303What is the opera?
28303What kind?
28303What shall I do without you-- without my blessed son?
28303What was that?
28303What''s it for-- I mean why is it?
28303What''s that about Eames?
28303When people buy their way into other people''s houses like that, how do they do it do you suppose?
28303Where did they come from?
28303Where did they learn how not to behave?
28303Where did they learn how not to dress?
28303Which one?
28303Which was it, a boy or a girl?
28303Who do you suppose is down stairs?
28303Who has been trying to damage my character?
28303Who hates me?
28303Why do n''t you give it all up?
28303Why does n''t she take something?
28303Would you like to sit this dance out on the stairs?
28303Yes; but then who''ll be a father to my children?
28303You are n''t strict about your mourning, are you?
28303You do n''t play?
28303You have won?
28303You never go home, do you?
28303You''d have told a good friend like me; would n''t you?
28303You''ve got a new father, have n''t you?
28303are you putting one down?
28303or do you suppose it is your man?
33623A poem? 33623 A what ache?"
33623Ah-- just what is this Dreamaline?
33623Ah-- what was that?
33623Alp?
33623And suppose the company failed to dispose of it?
33623And the chamois?
33623And those that you could n''t sell?
33623And was n''t it an animal?
33623And were you sea- sick?
33623And why? 33623 And would you pay the author the twenty- five dollars?"
33623And you confess it, eh?
33623And you think the beggar would read it, do you?
33623And you?
33623And your other book is to be what?
33623And your waffle- deck?
33623And-- er-- you''d have the ladies whose energies are now devoted towards the clothing of the heathen come here and do the cooking?
33623Approve?
33623Are n''t you losing control of your tongue?
33623Are you laboring under the delusion that you have any control over your tongue?
33623B.S.?
33623Balloons for what?
33623Been reading the dictionary again?
33623But do you believe it will develop a mind where there is n''t one?
33623But have n''t we digressed a little? 33623 But suppose you had bad luck and took no tricks?"
33623But upon what would you live yourself?
33623Did they play Alp with you?
33623Did you ever learn to draw parallels when you were in school?
33623Did you?
33623Do n''t you mean that he says he would n''t know what to do if it were not for you?
33623Do you find out these mistakes in your practice before or after the death of the patient?
33623Do you mean to fasten the impertinence on me?
33623Do? 33623 Do?
33623Does he know you?
33623Good, I hope?
33623Have n''t you?
33623How about the poets and the humorists?
33623How about your couple that prefer to sit out the dance on the stairs?
33623How do you score in this game of Alp?
33623How will that solve the problem? 33623 How would you show nerve in writing?"
33623I beg your pardon?
33623I thought you told me you were going off into the country for a rest?
33623If so, why was I not with you?
33623Is it to be Bloomingdale or a private mad- house you are going to?
33623It is n''t a fatal disease, is it?
33623It would be instructive, no doubt,said the Bibliomaniac;"but how would it expand society?
33623Let me see-- that is how many?
33623Let''s give up bickering and turn our attention to-- er-- Social Extension, is it?
33623Mr. Whitechoker is talking through his hat is what you mean to say?
33623Mr. Whitechoker seems to be aware that a pack holds fifty- two cards-- if he, why not I?
33623No?
33623On what?
33623One extra screw, you say, has saved two days?
33623Then why under the canopy do n''t you leave it and go to some other world?
33623Then you believe in travel, do you?
33623Then you want me to go abroad?
33623Then, having attacked this system, what would you have? 33623 Wake me up when he gets to the point, will you, kindly?"
33623We have n''t observed the fact,said Mr. Pedagog;"but what of it?
33623Well, why is this social contraction going on?
33623Welsh- rarebit?
33623What do_ you_ know about cards, John?
33623What on earth is Alp?
33623What would you have such a guild do?
33623What''s the matter with balloons?
33623What''s the matter with champagne for that?
33623What? 33623 What?"
33623Where do you suppose he got the idea?
33623Who on earth would want to borrow a poem, I''d like to know?
33623Who was it said that?
33623Why ca n''t you agree? 33623 Why do you persist in your refusal to allow any one to get a favorable impression concerning you?
33623Why have wet feet at all if electricity is to be so all- powerful?
33623Why not devise an electrical foot- protector and ward off all possibility of damp, cold feet?
33623Why should n''t I know about playing- cards?
33623Why were n''t you firm with them and say you would n''t, and let that end it?
33623Would I?
33623You chose your coin?
33623You have a personal Shakespeare, have you?
33623You look upon your Muse as you would upon your type- writer, eh?
33623You would have a loan department, eh?
33623You_ have_ a father, have n''t you? 33623 Again, for smaller things, like a dance, Why ca n''t the phonograph be made useful at a ball? 33623 And then what happened? 33623 Can not something be done for her? 33623 Do you find that you have succeeded in your self- imposed mission and made the condition of the civilized less unbearable?
33623Do you mean to say that of all that vast audience no one would learn thereby how to behave at a dinner?"
33623Have you been courteous to any one?"
33623How do you know that what you say is true?"
33623How would you show nerve as a beggar?
33623I may be a little discouraged for the time being, but what of that?
33623Idiot, what would you do?
33623Idiot,"said Mr. Pedagog, as the guests gathered about the table,"how goes the noble art of invention with you?
33623Idiot?"
33623Idiot?"
33623If the social mind needs improvement, why not improve it?
33623If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"
33623May I ask, sir, why you attended that lecture if, as you say, your mind is already sufficiently well furnished?"
33623Mr. Whitechoker, will you kindly pass me that steaming ten of diamonds that is wasting its warmth upon the desert air before you?"
33623No money in it?
33623Now why ca n''t the phonograph come to the rescue?
33623Now, why is that irritation there?
33623Pedagog?"
33623Poet,''Things are seldom what they seem''?"
33623Poet?
33623Social expansion is not taken up by society-- who dies, I or society?
33623This from you?"
33623What about?"
33623What are we to do then?
33623What do you take me for-- an insulated sun- beam?
33623What if these lectures do interest those who are comparatively well off?
33623What is the use?
33623What more is needed for a magazine?
33623What right has she to be tired?
33623When I arise in the morning and find a button gone, do I make genial remarks about the joys of life?
33623When a man comes up to a wayfarer, for instance, and says,''Excuse me, sir, but could you spare a nickel to a hungry man?''
33623Whenever any one asks me that foolish question that is asked so often,''What is the good word?''
33623Whitechoker?"
33623Who loses a fine chance, I or the capitalists?
33623Why are its ranks not augmented?
33623Why ca n''t the phonograph voice do_ his_ duty?
33623Why condemn a system because it does not discriminate in the minds selected for improvement?"
33623Why do n''t you invent an easy way to make a fortune?
33623Why does it not grow?
33623Why not say that you''d like to cross the Atlantic on a tight- rope?"
33623With such discouragement at home, what hope have I for better fortune abroad?"
33623Would you have University Extension stop?"
33623Would you have examinations?"
18207''What is the cat?'' 18207 A what?"
18207And Burrows?
18207And Burrows?
18207And how do we show our insanity?
18207And is absent- mindedness acquired or inherent?
18207And it was stolen by a highly honorable friend, I suppose?
18207And was he successful?
18207And what did he mean?
18207And what is your friend doing now?
18207And why, pray?
18207And, by the way, why is it that Philadelphia spring chickens do not appear until autumn, do you suppose? 18207 At what period did Bobbo live?"
18207But do n''t you think,observed the Bibliomaniac,"that to certain minds the book is more or less unsettling?"
18207But is he normally a happy man?
18207But what was your opinion of Mrs. Ward''s handling of the subject? 18207 But you could n''t help noticing a similarity of ideas?"
18207But you returned it, of course?
18207Ca n''t I give you another cup of coffee?
18207Ca n''t I secure copies of them for my collection? 18207 Did you ever hear me sing it?"
18207Did you ever see a day?
18207Did you hear that?
18207Did you never confess?
18207Did you really have a father?
18207Do you happen to know,queried the Bibliomaniac,"the exact date of this rare first edition of which you speak?"
18207Do you, really?
18207Does he employ a man to run the farm?
18207Every Monday?
18207For what purpose?
18207From which you deduce that ignorance is better than education?
18207Have you, indeed?
18207How did it happen?
18207How did you suppose-- with an oyster- knife?
18207How many yards long do you think epigrams should be?
18207How''s that?
18207I see why you did not stay; for what shall it profit a man to save a patient if practice, like virtue, is to be its own reward?
18207I trust you profited by it?
18207In literature?
18207In the name of Letters, where?
18207In wh- a- at?
18207In what way does the neck demonstrate that point?
18207Indeed?
18207It''s something like asserting that a man looks like himself, or, as in the case of a child''s primer--''See the cat?''
18207Know anything about_ Elsmere_?
18207Money? 18207 No fundamental principle involved?
18207On Sunday?
18207So?
18207Tax on what?
18207The finest one you''ve what?
18207The same box?
18207Then how do you reconcile this with the scriptural story of the forbidden fruit? 18207 Then how, may I ask,"said Mr. Whitechoker, severely,"how can you write foreign letters?"
18207Then the full text of Mr. Whitechoker''s remark is, I suppose, that''the rainy condition of the atmosphere which confronts us looks like rain?''
18207Then you admit your own superficiality?
18207Too forcibly, or how?
18207Was it a whole day you saw, or only a half- day?
18207We were only saying we thought the-- er-- the-- that the--"What_ are_ the first symptoms of insanity, Doctor?
18207Well, what can you expect of a Cuban, anyhow?
18207Were n''t your ears long enough?
18207What are you murmuring about?
18207What did you do?
18207What did your friend do next?
18207What do you mean by that?
18207What do you write-- advertisements?
18207What does it look like?
18207What happened?
18207What is his full name?
18207What is the basic quality in the good business man? 18207 What is the cause of absent- mindedness?"
18207What work has he tried?
18207What''s his name?
18207What''s wrong with it?
18207What, if any, of his books would you specially recommend?
18207What?
18207Where can I find Clink''s books?
18207Where will the money and the instructors come from?
18207Whose?
18207Why did n''t he try writing an epic?
18207Why do n''t you move?
18207You carried an umbrella, then?
18207You do n''t mean to say that you write for the papers?
18207You do n''t really think she has rejected him, do you?
18207You do n''t, eh?
18207You never passed a childish youth nor a youthful childhood, and therefore what?
18207You''ve read Clink, I suppose?
1820713"''Reading Webster''s Dictionary''"17"''I stuck to the pigs''"23 The conspirators 25"''Were n''t your ears long enough?''"
18207All checks, I hope?"
18207And then he would ask himself,''In what way have these sons of Amherst, Yale, Harvard, and so forth, the better of the unassuming Idiot?''"
18207As a promoter of alertness, where is your cowpath?
18207But you noticed yourself, I suppose, that Clink''s ground is the same as that covered in_ Elsmere_?"
18207But, tell me, who was Clink, anyhow?"
18207Can you change a check for a hundred?"
18207Do we erect our most princely business houses along the roads laid out by our bovine sister?
18207Do we pick up our millions on the cowpath?
18207Do you think she was sufficiently realistic?
18207Do you think the apples referred to were figures of speech, the true import of which was that Adam and Eve had their eyes on the original surplus?"
18207Do you think you do a praiseworthy act, for instance, when you kick over the heathen''s stone gods and leave him without any at all?
18207Does the man who goes from the towpath to the White House take the short cut?
18207Here is the Idiot would consider himself rich with$ 150 in his pocket--""Do you think he gets as much as that?"
18207How is this for a sonnet?"
18207I--"[ Illustration: CURING INSOMNIA]"Have you tried your hand at dialect poetry?"
18207If it is visible, is it tangible?
18207If the early bird catches the worm, what becomes of your theory?"
18207Illustration:"''ARE YOU RELATED TO GOVERNOR McKINLEY?''"]
18207Is it because Philadelphia spring does n''t come around until it is autumn everywhere else?"
18207Is or is not the story of_ Robert Elsmere_ unsettling to one''s beliefs?
18207John, will you announce it now?"
18207One must live to attain age, and how the deuce can one live when one boards?"
18207Pedagog?"
18207Pedagog?"
18207See how Mr. Pedagog trembles?"
18207Shall we put on our hunting togs and chase the fiery, untamed hall- room to the death this morning, or shall we put it off until some pleasanter day?"
18207Smithers?"
18207Tell me, Mr. Pedagog,"he added,"is the use of the word''it,''in the sentence''it looks like rain,''perfectly correct?"
18207Then he added, aloud:"Unsettled by it?
18207Was the concert a success?"
18207What is''alertness?''
18207What say you?"
18207What''s the use of destroying other people''s idols even if we do know them to be hollow mockeries?
18207Where did you get it?"
18207Where do we find great business houses?
18207Where do we find great fortunes made?
18207Where do we find the busy bees who make the honey that enables posterity to get into Society and do nothing?
18207Whitechoker?"
18207Whitechoker?"
18207Would it be harmful, Doctor?"
18207Your gain may be our loss-- but what of that where the happiness of our dear landlady is at stake?"
18207[ Illustration: WOOING THE MUSE]"Does he still know you?"
18207[ Illustration:"''IF YOU COULD SPARE SO LITTLE AS ONE FLAME''"]"Would you, now?"
18207[ Illustration:"''READING THE SUNDAY NEWSPAPERS''"]"So?"
18207[ Illustration:"''WEREN''T YOUR EARS LONG ENOUGH?''"]
18207[ Illustration:"''WHAT ARE THE FIRST SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY?''"]
18207[ Illustration:"''YOU DON''T MEAN TO SAY THAT YOU WRITE FOR THE PAPERS?''"]
18207_ All rights reserved._ TO F. S. M. ILLUSTRATIONS PAGE"''Are you related to Governor McKinley?''"
18207_ Frontispiece_"Alarmed the cook"5"''What are the first symptoms of insanity?''"
18207and, if so, how does it feel?"
18207then it was not on the piano- forte she gave them?"
18881A tragedian or a comedian?
18881And what was his verdict?
18881And what, pray, finally became of him?
18881And whom do I seem to be?
18881And why not, pray?
18881And you think the canal- boat would be healthy?
18881Breakfast?
18881But matrimony is the science, or the art, or whatever you call it, of making two people one, is it not?
18881But what of it?
18881But,said Mrs. Pedagog, anxious to know the worst,"why-- er-- why are you so interested?"
18881Did you ever read that little poem of Swinburne''s called''The Boy at the Gate''?
18881Do n''t I?
18881Do n''t you keep an expense account?
18881Do n''t you want to go into partnership with me and write for the funny papers? 18881 Do you consider the invention which would enable man to debase nature to the level of an advertising medium an advance?"
18881Do you make use of the same phraseology in the class- room that you dazzle us with, I should like to know?
18881Do you propose to start a new paper?
18881Do you really?
18881Do you think your head holds any gray matter?
18881Done what?
18881Empty, ma''am?
18881Fish? 18881 From your own point of view, then, as to reasonableness and intelligence, what should you say to him?"
18881Granting the truth of this,put in the School- Master,"what do you propose to do?"
18881HAS YOUR FRIEND COMPLETED HIS ARTICLE ON OLD JOKES?
18881Has your friend completed his article on old jokes yet?
18881Have you ideas on the subject of architecture that you so desire to become an architect?
18881How about dampness and all that?
18881How did I show it? 18881 How did it affect him?"
18881How far up do your ideas count-- up to five?
18881How many packs of cigarettes do you smoke a day?
18881I adapt myself to my company, and of course--"Then you are a school- master among school- masters, a lawyer among lawyers, and so forth?
18881I wonder how I''d go translated into French?
18881I wonder why it is,began the Idiot, after tasting his coffee--"I wonder why it is Friday is fish- day all over the world, anyhow?
18881I-- I-- must confess,said he,"that of all the idiotic questions I-- er-- I have ever had the honor of hearing asked that takes the--""Cake?"
18881If science can annihilate degrees of distance, who shall say that before many days science may not annihilate degrees of time? 18881 In what particular line of business is your scheme?"
18881Is he an architect?
18881Is it to be a magazine, or a comic paper, or what?
18881It could be built on less than four hundred acres of ground, too, I presume?
18881It is Swinburnian; but what was the poem about?
18881May I-- may we ask to whom?
18881Noticed what? 18881 Oh, is it?"
18881Or first walking gentleman, who knows every railroad tie in the country?
18881Safety in a storm?
18881She whatted what?
18881Testimony to the effect that Mr. Pedagog sang comic songs in the early morning?
18881That''s what I want to know-- why not? 18881 Then this fish is a little extra treat, is it?"
18881Then why do n''t you introduce him to it?
18881This is n''t Friday morning, is it? 18881 To what do you refer?"
18881Upon what do you base this belief?
18881Was? 18881 Were they idiots before or after having drank at the fount of your learning?"
18881Were you, indeed?
18881What about?
18881What are you saying, sir?
18881What are you when your company is made up of widely diverse characters?
18881What did he say?
18881What would become of my office hours?
18881What??
18881What??
18881Where? 18881 Where?
18881Why not? 18881 Why not?"
18881Why not?
18881Why not?
18881Why? 18881 You are an international sort of Idiot, eh?"
18881You call that architecture, do you?
18881You do n''t give him any credit for tenacity of purpose or good judgment, then?
18881You have a model hotel in your mind, eh?
18881You would start in business for yourself?
18881You? 18881 *****You were a little hard on me this morning, were n''t you?"
18881A dozen different varieties of portraits of him are printed on postage- stamps as big as circus posters-- and all for what?
18881Am I not right, John?"
18881And then what did tobacco do for me?
18881And then you asked,''Who are the other two?''"
18881Are they one there?"
18881Are those buckwheat cakes or doilies?"
18881Are you going out of business?"
18881Because Mrs. Smithers married Mr. Pedagog, do we lose all of our rights in Mr. Pedagog?
18881Before the happy event that reduced our number from ten to nine--""We are still ten, are we not?"
18881Brief?"
18881Brief?"
18881Brief?"
18881But what prompted nature to raise hob with Westchester County millions of years ago, and to let it sleep like Rip Van Winkle ever since?
18881But, as I was saying the other morning----""Do you really remember what you say?"
18881By- the- way, did you ever try opium?"
18881Can any one here tell me that?"
18881Can you still claim that science and the future have nothing to do with each other?"
18881Do n''t you, Doctor?"
18881Do you happen to be learned enough in piscatorial science to enlighten me on that point, Doctor?"
18881Do you mean to tell me that you could say anything reasonable or intelligent to that man?"
18881Do you think of starting a cigarette stand?"
18881Does your old father smoke?"
18881Evolved the theory?
18881Has this no bearing on the future?
18881Have a cigarette?"
18881Have we relinquished that privilege?
18881Have you a hatchet handy?"
18881He''ll be uncomfortable all day long, and over what?
18881Here Mr. Pedagog turned to his wife, and added:"My dear, will you request the cook hereafter to prepare individual cakes for us?
18881How did I show it?"
18881How-- did-- I-- show-- it?
18881I have entered into possession, and while in possession, as a matter of right and not on sufferance, have n''t I the privilege of freedom of speech?"
18881If San Francisco, thousands of miles distant, can be brought within range of the ear, why can not 1990 be brought before the mind''s eye?
18881If you come down to it, what did he do?
18881Is he not now?
18881Is the boarding- house, therefore, the result of a degraded, artificial civilization?
18881It could n''t possibly cost more than a million of dollars to erect such a hotel, could it?"
18881Mrs. Pedagog ought to receive a million----By- the- way, what have we this morning?"
18881Now I ask you, as a man and brother, what''s the use of saying anything more about it?
18881Now no one at this board disputes that Mr. and Mrs. Pedagog are one, but how about the world?
18881Pedagog?"
18881Pedagog?"
18881Pedagog?"
18881Remember that?"
18881Suppose we all lived in canal- boats?
18881That somebody put the sun out every night, and sneaked back east with it under cover of darkness?"
18881Then, finally--""You pretend to be able to penetrate to the finality, do you?"
18881We have all the professions represented here but the stage, and why exclude it, granting that no one objects?
18881What caused all this change?
18881What did you notice?"
18881What do we find?
18881What else was there to believe?
18881What have I said that so offends the linguistic taste of Lindley Murray, Jun.?"
18881What of it?"
18881What of it?"
18881Where are the postage- stamps showing how he looked on the day when Europe first struck his vision?
18881Where are the statues of the Indian who discovered Europe?
18881Where did you get those crazy ideas?"
18881Where is anybody spending a billion of dollars getting up a world''s fair in commemoration of Lo''s discovery of Europe?"
18881Why does not the world recognize matrimony?"
18881Why should n''t I give them an atmospheric opportunity once in a while?"
18881Why should n''t man?"
18881Why, man, how could he help evolving the theory?
18881Why, then, do you sneer at the ladder upon which you have in a sense climbed to your present happiness?
18881Will you kindly let me have another cup?"
18881Would not people be deprived of this flimsy pretext for staying at home if their homes could be towed up to the church door?
18881XI"I wonder what would have happened if Columbus had not discovered America?"
18881XII"I wonder what it costs to run a flat?"
18881You are going to be-- to be married?"
18881[ Illustration:"DECLINES TO BE RIDDEN"]"And then?"
18881[ Illustration:"HAS YOUR FRIEND COMPLETED HIS ARTICLE ON OLD JOKES?"]
18881[ Illustration:"SHE COULD NOT POSSIBLY GET ABOARD AGAIN"]"How about safety in a storm?"
18881[ Illustration:"THE MOON ITSELF WILL BE USED"]"You would call that an advance in invention, eh?"
18881_ Is_ this your table?
18881said the Idiot, with well- feigned impatience,"what''s the use of talking that way?
18881where?"
35302A sort of Keeley Cure for shopping inebriates?
35302A sort of Ward MacAllister again?
35302A trifle bald- headed, but a true friend when needed, eh?
35302A what?
35302A what?
35302A what?
35302Ah-- and where?
35302And all those pink satin monkeys bumping their cocoanut- shells together in the green moonlight--"Well, after the first act, what?
35302And can he count on that as a permanent business?
35302And do you mean to say those people invite you out?
35302And for the third?
35302And is that worse than Idiocy?
35302And the doctor, and the doctor''s gig, and all the appurtenances of his profession-- what becomes of them?
35302And what does the Willieboy husband get out of it?
35302And what kind of people, pray, live in such places as that?
35302And why, pray?
35302And yet you do n''t want another?
35302And you accept them, eh?
35302And you mean to tell us that a plain man like old John De Boodle, of Nevada, is putting out his hard- earned wealth in that way?
35302And you reason from this that Sullivan''s''Lost Chord''is a cure for cholera morbus, eh?
35302And you think that will be a good thing?
35302At such a cost?
35302Because there are no more drugs, must the physician walk?
35302Been fasting for a week?
35302Besides-- what?
35302Birds or the fast- flitting dollar?
35302But ca n''t you see the beauty in the action of a horse?
35302But even then, what? 35302 But how on earth can you train them?
35302But what are your politics-- Republican or Democratic?
35302But what guarantee have we that fifty years from now some successor to these gentlemen wo n''t propose a one- year course?
35302But what have these things to do with the arts?
35302But what was that word?
35302But your second act?
35302Ca n''t you let us have it?
35302Can a motorman make a name for himself?
35302Did you say you were in college ever?
35302Do n''t you wish to see the world getting better and better every day?
35302Do the banks really ask for so much security when they make a loan?
35302Do they expect children to live in such a place as that?
35302Do you mean to say that a Presidential campaign does not keep your nerve- centres in a constant state of pleasurable titillation? 35302 Do you mean to say that society tolerates such a business as that?"
35302Do you remember that?
35302Educational, eh?
35302Fame? 35302 Fifty or a hundred years after you''re dead, eh?"
35302For example?
35302Had a shock, eh?
35302Has the recipe for such an individual at last been discovered?
35302How about burglars?
35302How can I match when I have n''t anything to match with?
35302How is that for a first act?
35302How will you have it, in dimes or nickels?
35302How? 35302 I do n''t mean the people to act that sort of thing-- but where would you lay your scene?"
35302I guess, however, that there are more housemaids earning a living to- day than lawyers-- and, besides-- oh, well, never mind-- What''s the use? 35302 If it was as bad as all that, why did n''t it put you to sleep?"
35302If they never see each other, what on earth did they ever get married for?
35302If this is all true, why on earth are you proclaiming yourself as a physical wreck? 35302 Is he agin''em?"
35302Is n''t my verse good?
35302Is that one of the things the union would do?
35302Is there such a thing as a Carnegie plaid?
35302John,cried Mrs. Pedagog, severely,"did you ever do that?"
35302Late hours again?
35302May I ask whatever induced you to look for a four- thousand- dollar apartment?
35302Me? 35302 Nearly killed you, I suppose, giving you what you deserved?"
35302Oh well,said the Doctor,"what of it?
35302Oh, well,interposed the Bibliomaniac,"what''s the use of being captious?
35302Pretty fine lot of horses, this year?
35302Sir,said the Idiot,"if I had done it, would I have had the unblushing effrontery to say, as I just now did say, that its author was a genius?"
35302Sonnets, or French forms, or just plain snatches of song?
35302Still rambling, eh?
35302That he is the owner of a brewery up in Rochester, and backs fifteen saloons and a pool- room in New York?
35302The merry ha- ha, eh? 35302 The what?"
35302Then what do we get for our Christmas? 35302 Then what in thunder do you go to the Horse Show for?"
35302Then what shall it be?
35302Then who in thunder pays for the villa and the lot and all those hundred- dollar souvenirs?
35302Then you did n''t do it, eh?
35302Then,said Mr. Brief, with a smile,"your advice to me is not to despair, eh?"
35302Thirty- nine, eh? 35302 Those tired feelings, eh?"
35302To sleep?
35302Tolerates?
35302We ca n''t relieve one another''s necessities unless we know what they are, can we?
35302Well, what other collateral have you to offer?
35302Well, you did come in for your share of it, did n''t you?
35302Well-- what yourself?
35302Went to the Horse Show and did n''t see the horses?
35302Were n''t there any bedrooms?
35302What did I tell you?
35302What did you suppose? 35302 What do you think of that?"
35302What do you think of that?
35302What do you think we should do first?
35302What factors in your judgment contribute most to the success of the Horse Show?
35302What has it all come to, anyhow-- all this business of man''s trying to better the world? 35302 What is an Ideal Husband, anyhow?"
35302What the dickens do you get beyond sheer physical weariness for your pains?
35302What was that?
35302What would you have us do, move mountains?
35302What would you, in your infinite wisdom, suggest?
35302What''s rare about it?
35302What''s the lay?
35302What''s the matter?
35302What''s up now? 35302 What?"
35302What?
35302When did I ever give myself away?
35302When did I ever tell you that I belonged to a union?
35302When he has the wealth of Monte Cristo at his command?
35302Where can you find people like that?
35302Where did you get that?
35302Which is?
35302Who are the De Boodles, and for what do they owe your friend Reginald Squandercash money?
35302Who does?
35302Who told you the 1903 quarter was rare?
35302Who''s trifling with a beautiful poem?
35302Why should I? 35302 Why should n''t I?
35302Why should n''t I?
35302Why should you wish so estimable an individual to be locked up?
35302Would n''t that jar you?
35302You place the bar and domestic service on the same plane of importance, do you?
35302You think that, do you?
35302You will?
35302_ Now?_said the Poet.
35302''How long is that?''
35302''No reduction for families?''
35302''s are to be taught the_ materia musica_ in addition to the_ materia medica_?"
35302A finale?
35302And what does he get out of it that Adam did n''t get?
35302Any results worth speaking of?"
35302Art?
35302At seven, for instance?"
35302But what do you say to my proposition?"
35302Can you land''em?''
35302Did they pay off that judgment and relieve him of the odium of having his name chalked up on the public slate?
35302Did you?"
35302Do they ask security?
35302Do you suppose our friend John Pedagog here would be in it with Tommie Goldilocks Van Varick as the Ideal Husband of such a woman?
35302Do you suppose the lady looked upon that sumptuous Ruskin with anything but misery in her heart?"
35302Drama?
35302Eh?"
35302Going to invite her to dine with you so as to demonstrate the girl''s incompetence?"
35302Here, for instance, is a poet who asks''What are the dearest treasures of spring?''
35302His family wants to get in the swim, and Reggie is turning the trick for them; and, after all, what better way is there for De Boodle to get in?
35302How did you come out, Doctor?"
35302How long a run?"
35302How long have you been in the business?"
35302How''s that?
35302I belong to a union?"
35302I borrowed five hundred dollars once from a bank, and what the deuce do you suppose they did?"
35302I do n''t suppose you can give me a hint as to how soon I may expect to meet the lady?"
35302I dreamed that you and I together had started a series of establishments all over the country--""To eradicate the shopping evil?"
35302I expect to be doing time in some other sphere fifty years from now, so why should I vex my soul about it?"
35302Idiot,"put in the Poet, at this point,"who are you going to vote for, anyhow?"
35302Idiot,"said Mrs. Pedagog, genially, as the Idiot entered the breakfast- room,"what can I do for you this fine spring morning?
35302Idiot,"said the Doctor, amiably,"but would you mind lending me that quarter to pay this messenger?
35302Idiot?"
35302Idiot?"
35302Idiot?"
35302Idiot?"
35302If he sits up all night over a game of cards, there''s nobody to chide him for doing so, and--""But where does his protection come in?
35302If it should turn out to be the answer to''How old is Ann?''
35302If ten commandments make a decalogue, one commandment makes a monologue, does n''t it?"
35302If you, like other young men of the age, burn the candle at both ends and in the middle, what can you expect?
35302Is that either diverting or elevating or educational or, indeed, anything but deplorable?"
35302It does n''t take a very smart doctor these days to produce patients, does it?
35302Know what that is?"
35302Literature?
35302Me?"
35302Money?
35302Music?
35302No mother could watch over her offspring more tenderly than I watch over me, and--""Well, then, what in thunder is the matter with you?"
35302Nothing in it?
35302Now suppose that highly cultivated inebriate had belonged to a self- respecting union?
35302Now, in the writing- lessons, why not adapt your means to your ends?
35302Now, where in the name of all that''s lovely should a boy whistle if not in the woods?
35302Poet?
35302Poet?"
35302Pretty fair?"
35302Remember that?
35302Shall I read it?"
35302So why give up hope because you are only forty- nine?"
35302Somebody flunked a football team?"
35302Tolerate?
35302Want to hear it?"
35302What am I thinking of, heads or tails?"
35302What am I thinking of?"
35302What did you think you were to do-- collect the royalties?"
35302What do you mean by the music cure?"
35302What do you mean?"
35302What does he gain by it?
35302What is the matter with''em, do you suppose?"
35302What is your idea?"
35302What is your plan for winning fame?"
35302What next?"
35302What on earth can be coming over the boys of the land that they no longer avail themselves of the privileges of the fool- tide?"
35302What would we think of a football trainer who would try thus to account for the condition of his eleven at the end of a season?
35302What''s Hot Air worth on the Exchange to- day?"
35302What''s the result?
35302What''s the use of playing April- fool jokes on your daddy, when your daddy is playing April- fool jokes on the public all the year round?
35302What''s the use of putting a thing like that in a copy- book?
35302What''s the use of wasting one''s breath on anything else?"
35302What?"
35302When asked:''Is it hot?''
35302Where does your inspector come in there?
35302Why ca n''t we collaborate and get up a libretto for next season?
35302Why did n''t he send the presents he received to others, and so saved his money to pay his debts with?"
35302Why do n''t you publish the thing over your own name?"
35302Why make a beginner in penmanship write over and over again,''A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?''
35302Why not adapt the wisdom of the ancients to modern conditions?
35302Why not have a shopnasium in which to teach what we might call shopnastics?
35302Why not tell him it''s a long well that has no bottom, or a long dog that has no wagging, or a long railroad that has no terminal facilities?"
35302Why not?
35302Why, how on earth do you train a football team except by practice?"
35302Will you have tea or coffee?"
35302X THE HOUSEMAID''S UNION"Potatoes, sir?"
35302You do n''t yourself believe that last yarn about the Prohibition candidate, do you?"
35302You miss the water when the pipes freeze up, do n''t you?
35302added the Idiot, enthusiastically,"ca n''t you almost hear that already?"
35302said Mr. Brief, as he read them off,"you ca n''t go back on any of''em, can you?"
39682A message?
39682A new window- washing system?
39682A triolet to a ton of coal would be a glorious thing now, would n''t it?
39682A what?
39682Ai n''t Bridget intelligent, pa?
39682Ai n''t it, pa?
39682And can you get along without an egg- beater?
39682And did he know you?
39682And did you ever hear from the man again?
39682And did you ever return it?
39682And did you?
39682And for why? 39682 And how about the egg- nog?"
39682And how did he blast the good old saint?
39682And how many calls does Mrs. Wilkins owe you?
39682And of course you offered to lend Tommy to them?
39682And so it is Santa Claus who is the snob, eh, and not Fortune?
39682And that brings up the question, why should your conscience be troubled by the insincerity of others?
39682And the other eighteen?
39682And the people on the wall? 39682 And what did you do?"
39682And you find nothing in his favor?
39682And you gave up the egg- beater altogether?
39682And you parted friends?
39682And you pay this man forty dollars for this?
39682And you propose to stand all this?
39682Are there any amateur burglars?
39682As a sensible man, why do n''t you stay here, then?
39682As, for instance?
39682Been fighting?
39682But how?
39682But if you make a business of society, why do n''t you carry it to a logical conclusion? 39682 But it''s rather queer, do n''t you think, that she has the children on her books?
39682But really,said Mr. Pedagog,"have n''t you raised anything in your garden?"
39682But the men, Mrs. Pedagog,said the Idiot,"did you ever think of them?"
39682But what does all this prove?
39682But where does the money come in?
39682But where?
39682But you''re not sorry you gave it?
39682But you, my dear Idiot, how about your allowance? 39682 But,"said Mr. Pedagog,"if you bid on it consciously where did the mistake come in?"
39682By the way, do you know anything about moths?
39682Can you get along without Wagner?
39682Did you, pa?
39682Do n''t you remember that I ignored you utterly?
39682Do you keep this interesting specimen of still life all through the year?
39682Do you usually serve so small a portion of the product of your garden?
39682Does he suspect them of lacking completeness or variety?
39682Does n''t Dr. Preachly believe in Santa Claus? 39682 For what-- for whom?"
39682Had a good time?
39682Had any of those mulled sardines he gives you Sunday nights?
39682Have you ever visited Newport?
39682Have you suffered?
39682He did n''t really, did he, dear?
39682He does take after you, does n''t he?
39682He said that, did he? 39682 He''s tackled Santa Claus first, as being the most seasonable of the lot, eh?
39682Heard what?
39682How could I?
39682How did this happen?
39682How did you know that they were yours that were sweet, and not the grocery- bought peas?
39682How does a father know his own children?
39682How else are they to learn how to conduct themselves? 39682 How is it to work?"
39682How long is six years, pa?
39682How much do you pay her, pa?
39682I did n''t say I wanted them to come again, did I?
39682I suppose he looks after the furnace and keeps the walks clear of snow in winter time?
39682I thought women liked sympathy?
39682Ideal-- is it not?
39682Idiot,said Mr. Brief, when the third course had been served,"what do you mean by''Last Call?''"
39682In the manner of Whitman, perhaps?
39682Is asparagus the extent of your gardening?
39682Is it a mere meal? 39682 Is it true,"asked Mr. Brief,"that home- raised peas are sweeter than any other?"
39682Is that a beech- tree?
39682Is that all?
39682Ith I a thandwich, popper?
39682Just a lock of his hair for my collection of curios? 39682 Lend me to somebody, will you, mamma?"
39682Like tumpany''s bald heads?
39682Liquefy coal?
39682Moths?
39682Mrs. Pedagog,said the Idiot,"did you ever have an attic?"
39682My dear Idiot,said Mrs. Pedagog,"do you know how I have always thought of you?"
39682Not altogether true, is it?
39682Not interested?
39682Only twice, eh?
39682Or is it anybody? 39682 Pa,"said Mollie, holding up the scissors,"can I borrow these?"
39682Richard,said Mrs. Dawkins, as they drove home,"did you get a receipt?"
39682Say, pa, where was I then?
39682Suppose he brings a diamond necklace to the daughter of a Croesus?
39682Suppose they do n''t pay?
39682Suppose we make the chance?
39682That you? 39682 Then I presume if we simply spread the table and let you talk our guests will be satisfied?"
39682Then if they are useless, why keep them?
39682Then it is selfishness?
39682Then what did you say?
39682Three?
39682To travel, eh?
39682Want to play a game with me to- morrow?
39682Well, are n''t they?
39682Well, she''s outgrown it,said Tommy; and then reverting to his father''s choice of words, he added,"What is dictums, anyhow?"
39682Well,smiled the Idiot,"what did you think of it?"
39682Well?
39682What are the main features of this simple contrivance?
39682What are we going to have for dessert?
39682What are you going to do with yourself this morning, dear?
39682What bill?
39682What did he say?
39682What did the doctor say when you told him all that?
39682What did you learn at Sunday- school?
39682What do you know about writing off?
39682What else did we think of? 39682 What for?"
39682What has all this to do with attics?
39682What has that to do with it?
39682What is a dinner, anyhow?
39682What kind of people can they be not to be interested in pots and pans and kettles and things? 39682 What slippers?"
39682What would the daughter of a carpenter do with a diamond necklace? 39682 What would you have done, John, if this had really been the night?"
39682Where?
39682Which of the two classes do you prefer?
39682While you?
39682Why did n''t you bring me a piece of him as a souvenir?
39682Why did n''t you tell him the dinner is n''t for to- night, but to- morrow night?
39682Why did you say that?
39682Why do n''t you apply your inventive genius to the discovery of a seedless dandelion?
39682Why should he be anxious about the children?
39682Why should you expect to sue a moth for damages any more than to have a mosquito indicted for assault?
39682With what result?
39682You ca n''t eat Spaniards, either, can you, pa?
39682You do n''t really think for a moment, do you, that the Jimpsonberrys would lend us their cook, or that she would come, or that I would ask them?
39682You keep books yourself, eh?
39682You mean cribs, do n''t you?
39682You sold my gift, did you?
39682You would n''t prefer having them at breakfast, would you?
39682You''ll call on me?
39682You''ll surely be here?
39682You''ve tried it, have you?
39682Ai n''t they fine?"
39682And then he added,"Poor Dawkins, who is taking care of him now?"
39682And--""And?"
39682Any more?"
39682As I have told you, that small circumstance Thomas, over which we seem to have no control, got ahead of us--""You was surprised, was n''t you, pa?"
39682As for you, my dear Bibliomaniac, why do you collect books?"
39682But how are you going to keep the saltpetre out of the peas themselves?"
39682But may I ask why you express this preference?"
39682Can you imagine the effect of a live wire upon ten loving couples engaged in looking at the moon while sitting on it?"
39682Coal runs into the cellar in such an irresponsible, formless way, eh?"
39682Did he say anything about Hop o''My Thumb and Cinderella?"
39682Did n''t you know that?"
39682Did they get anything?"
39682Did you ever hear of anything like that before?"
39682Did you ever undertake to punch a moth in the head?"
39682Dined there lately?"
39682Do the Poet and Mr. and Mrs. Pedagog and Mr. Whitechoker come here merely to get something to eat?
39682Do you know what a pint of liquid air costs?"
39682Do you see that small beech- tree over there?"
39682Do you suppose he has heard?"
39682Do you think you can amuse yourself while I am out?"
39682Do you?"
39682Does a lawyer invite his friends to join him in an opinion?
39682Does a true poet, with three names on his autograph, give a poem to anybody when he can sell it?
39682HAD A GOOD TIME?''"
39682HAD A GOOD TIME?''"]
39682Has your horseless cauliflower bloomed as yet?"
39682Have you a new idea in that line?"
39682Have you tackled the clothes- pin yet?"
39682How about him?"
39682How are you going about this business, provided you do retire from Wall Street?"
39682How''s this on a''Carpet- Tack''?"
39682I had the best of him to the extent that I had authority and he hadn''t--""And who came out ahead?"
39682I think, too, that using the Whitman lack of form carries with it the notion of the coal sliding down the chute, do n''t you?
39682I''ll just make it a plain poem of the go- as- you- please variety instead, eh?"
39682IDIOT"]"Who was it?"
39682Idiot have against a manager ahead of an army of servants of such magnitude?
39682Idiot keeps your promises?"
39682Idiot to accept a diamond tiara given in their honor?
39682Idiot, collect books because you wish to have something nobody else has got, or do you buy your books to read?"
39682Idiot?"
39682Idiot?"
39682If liquid air, why not liquid coal?
39682If one slice of ham between two slices of bread is a ham sandwich, why is not one slice of bread between two slices of ham a bread sandwich?
39682Is dinner ready?"
39682Is he not the embodiment of the golden rule, and is he not, after all-- God bless him and them!--something beautiful in the eyes of the children?"
39682Is it still as great as ever?
39682Let''s keep the children believing in Santa Claus, eh?"
39682Like to see''em?"
39682Never had a home?
39682Now, how can one who does not live be a snob or anything else?
39682Of course you are going?"
39682Or do they come for the pleasure of our society, or for the pleasure of leaving home, or what?
39682Pedagog?"
39682Pedagog?"
39682Pedagog?"
39682Pedagog?"
39682Pedagog?"
39682Pedagog?"
39682Pedagog?"
39682Pedagog?"
39682Polly''s rather anthropological in her talks, is n''t she?"
39682Said he''d been robbed by some of our best people; what''s the use of working for nothing?
39682So he told you I was going into invention, did he?"
39682Teething is a natural first step, for if a child hath no teeth, wherewithal shall he eat dinners with his parents or without them?"
39682Terrible, is n''t it?
39682Then how could he have been a snob?"
39682Therefore, all things being sandwiches, life is a sandwich, Q. E. D.""Is life a thing?"
39682Therefore, why not make the talking easier?"
39682Therefore, why should I not_ give_ my views?
39682To begin, he called Santa a lie, did he?"
39682We shall go abroad and spend--""Not all of it, I hope?"
39682What else is there for a woman to think about?"
39682What has put him in this despondent mood?
39682What is a sandwich, anyhow?
39682What is the use of neighbors who will not be neighborly and lend you their most cherished possession?"
39682What then?
39682What was done with the remains?"
39682What was their name?"
39682What''s up?
39682Where did you pick it up?"
39682Where do you suppose he got her?"
39682Who told you I was inventing instead of broking these days?"
39682Why do n''t you write a book of household poetry?
39682Why not liquefy it, and let it drop automatically into the furnace through a self- acting spigot?"
39682Why not, therefore, admit that the moth serves a purpose in the great scheme of life?"
39682Why should he?"
39682Why, my dear fellow, what''s this?
39682Why, then, expect a landlady, by birth and previous training, to_ give_ a dinner?"
39682Would that prove a pleasing find?"
39682XIV SOME CONSIDERATION OF THE MOTH"Do you know anything about the habits of moths?"
39682XV SOME CONSIDERATION OF THE BURGLAR"Are you ever bothered much by burglars off here in the country?"
39682Yet who ever wrote dainty verses to a ton of coal, and who has n''t at one time or another in his life written about the eyebrows of some woman?"
39682You and Polly Dawkins had a fight?"
39682You did, eh?
39682You never lived in the country, did you?"
39682You, of course, refer to professional burglars, do n''t you?"
39682[ Illustration:"''A CHINA DOLL TO THE DAUGHTER OF A CARPENTER''"]"And a china doll to the daughter of a carpenter?"
39682[ Illustration:"''AN UNPAID GROCER''S BILL BECOMES AN ABSOLUTE PLEASURE''"]"Suffered?"
39682[ Illustration:"''WHO WAS IT?''
39682asked Mr. Brief,"or do you give him a much- needed vacation in winter?
39682how can he live with only eight pairs of slippers?
31143''Have you ever seen any card- playing among the students?'' 31143 ''My dear, how could you be so----''"''Why, mamma, what else_ could_ I say?
31143''Pears to be a little huffy?
31143''Pray, my dear,''said a mamma to her daughter of eighteen,''what was your cousin saying to you when I met you blushing so in the garden?'' 31143 ''Was Brown there?''
31143''You are ignorant of any card- playing in the college building, Brown?'' 31143 And may I inquire what your great- grandfather was?"
31143And where is the proof of this thing?
31143And who is Gashmu?
31143And your father?
31143And your grandfather?
31143Are they not fine?
31143Are they, Arthur?
31143Are you at all acquainted with Milton''s''Paradise Lost''?
31143Are you at all acquainted with music, Professor Sweet?
31143Are you sure that the quotation is from Milton?
31143At what is it your turn?
31143But did you not enjoy the walk in the fields, Annie?
31143But have you not a few lines, Mr. Smythe, on marriage, although you have not as yet entered into that happy state?
31143But have you not heard what is afloat about him?
31143But might you not have effected your purpose better by presenting examples of talkers without fault? 31143 Can you tell me the best way of managing the case?"
31143Caroline,said the mother of the two young girls,"why do you not wait to see whether your sister is willing for you to open her package?
31143Child, perhaps?--a boy or a girl?
31143Did I promise to buy you Noah''s ark? 31143 Did I understand you to say, sir, that you had a wife and six children living in New York, and had never seen one of them?"
31143Did not Mr. Shakleton call at your house the other day? 31143 Did not he come from Stukely to your place?"
31143Did you ever hear anything like it?
31143Did you hear Mr. Bowles lecture the other night? 31143 Did you marry a widow, sir?"
31143Did you not hear those beautiful lines, Arthur, which Sidney has just quoted from Milton?
31143Did you want me to pull the door bell for you?
31143Do n''t you think that you have great cause to be thankful that he was a pious man, and saved his_ chist_?
31143Do you know I met a little girl of the Sunday- school in the street?
31143Do you not think, Mr. Long, that the scepticism of the age is very subtle, powerful, and dangerous?
31143From what stand- point( as the Germans would call it) do you gain that view of transcendentalism?
31143Has not Mrs. Mount recently joined your church? 31143 Have you been to the City lately?"
31143Have you heard that young Dumas has entered the ministry?
31143Have you not noticed,said the neighbour,"that your husband has a bunch of long coarse hair growing on a mole on one side of his neck?"
31143He seems to be a good man,says the detractor,"I must admit; but what are his reasons?
31143How can that be?
31143How did you leave Mrs. Hill and family?
31143How do I know it? 31143 How do you know that?"
31143How is he liked?
31143How is your son John, the little fellow with whom I was so much pleased when I was at your house last?
31143Husband, then, I expect?
31143I was there only last week; and whom do you think I travelled with in the train? 31143 I_ wonder_ why?"
31143I_ wonder_, does this train stop at Reading?
31143In affliction?
31143In what respects do you think he is changed?
31143Is Round gone, then?
31143Is it a passion, or an appetite, or an instinct? 31143 Is that really your experience?"
31143It is not so, Fanny; you know it is not, and why do you say so?
31143O, drowned, eh?
31143O, why, he has been playing the same games with you as he did with the Church at Stukely, has n''t he?
31143Oh what are we, Frail creatures as we are, that we should sit In judgment man on man? 31143 Or shall we conclude that it is entirely the work of art?
31143Parent?--father or mother?
31143Pay for what?
31143Save his_ chist_?
31143Then if the tongue_ can not_ be tamed, why attempt the task?
31143Then you do n''t like it?
31143Those are very beautiful lines, Mr. Smythe,I observed;"can you tell me whose they are?"
31143True, it was; but what were his motives in its bestowment? 31143 Was it not beautiful?"
31143What are you laughing at?
31143What do you mean by''fine times''?
31143What do you mean?
31143What do you think of so and so?
31143What does the gentleman mean?
31143What has he gone there for?
31143What have you got? 31143 What horse?
31143What is a greater pedant than a mere man of the town? 31143 What is his name?"
31143What is it, Mr. Eadie? 31143 What is that to me?
31143What is your view,he asked again,"of the Hegelian''Absolute''?"
31143What present, my boy?
31143What shall be given unto, or what shall be done unto thee, thou false tongue? 31143 What''s that Bonner laughing at?"
31143Where have you been all this time? 31143 Which of you,"he inquired,"can tell me in what part of Horace the following line occurs:--''Amor improbe non quid pectora mortalia cogis''?"
31143Which question shall I answer first?
31143Who ruined me? 31143 Who said he did?"
31143Whose are they, then?
31143Why did n''t you say, If you please? 31143 Why you fool,"at last said the exasperated cardinal,"you do n''t imagine I mean all this to the letter?"
31143Why, Brother Robson, what is the matter?
31143Why, he''s not dead, is he?
31143Why,said he,"was not this ointment sold, and given to the poor?"
31143Will you have a little tongue?
31143Will you have the propitiousness, the kindness to stay and communicate unto me whether Squire Foster is in his residence?
31143Yes, and what for? 31143 You accuse me of dogmatism, do you?"
31143You have had fine times,he said,"in your Church with Mr. Good, have n''t you?"
31143_ Pious_ man?
31143_ Was_ they?
31143''Is there no hope?''
31143''What,''said the hero, in reply,''have you, too, something to say about war, who are like the fish that has a sword, but no heart?''
31143''_ From whose, I pray?_''So having nam''d the man, Straight to enquire his curious comrade ran.
31143*****"Where have you been, Helen?"
31143--"Why, how can you live so?"
31143--''And, pray, sir, what was''t?''
31143--''Where may I find him?''
31143A friend of mine asked,''Is it not deep?''
31143A table well spread with fine- looking artificial flowers and viands may be nice for the eye, but who can satisfy his hunger and thirst with them?
31143A tradin''man may be?"
31143After this reply the couple sat a few moments in silence; then the interrogator again commenced,--"Was you ever blind, sir?"
31143And do not the"small beginnings"of instruction lay the foundation of man''s or woman''s character?
31143And do you expect that this will continue to the end?"
31143And how is he to bridle his tongue?
31143And then, what effect will it have upon the Church?"
31143And what did this Reverend brother know of the other Reverend brother to justify him in speaking thus?
31143And what did you say to_ him_, my dear?''
31143And who does not sympathise with this feeling when any one who has in a way been a friend is ever and anon boasting of it in conversation?
31143And who has blamed them for it?
31143Are you not mistaken?"
31143As Mr. Long walked down the street, who should meet him but Mr. Stearns?
31143But what did he care for hints?
31143But where have you been, pray?
31143But who is the man that offends not in word?
31143Can faith save him?"
31143Can he be guilty of a more heinous motive and aim?
31143Can he commit a greater offence against his brother?
31143Can the blind be made to see, or the deaf to hear?
31143Content,"how it is that people talk so much about the superior abilities of our town councillor, Mr. Workman?
31143Crump?"
31143Did any excuse my lie-- any talk of my honour then?
31143Did any say,''We can believe_ you_, Brown,''after that?
31143Did he not expect to gain more than its value in certain ways that I need not mention?"
31143Did not that show they were unable to resist the soothing influence of your long- continued and thoughtless words?
31143Did you ever see a better likeness of the glorious hero of Waterloo than that?
31143Did you not know that I and the Duke were old cronies?
31143Did you say_ nothing_ of a crow at_ all_?''
31143Didst thou not fall out with a man for wearing his new doublet before Easter?
31143Do n''t you know Mrs. Mount is a widow, and there is in our church that Squire Nance, a bachelor?
31143Do n''t you think so?"
31143Do not I know it?
31143Do they not rather result in mutual ill- humour and enmity?
31143Does he not seek applause or preferment thereby?
31143Does it not too widely prevail in circles of Christian professors?
31143Does it sound truthful?
31143Dredge?"
31143Dumas?"
31143Eadie?"
31143Everybody, in fact, was crowded out by his incessant talking; and, after all, what did it amount to?
31143Good?"
31143Good?"
31143Goose, in his method of talk?
31143Has he done you a charitable deed?
31143Has not this taught you that you have been a drag upon their mental powers?
31143Have I not had my brain seared, my heart riven, Hopes sapped, name blighted, life''s life lied away?
31143Have n''t I said it is so?
31143Have not I read it?
31143Have they not said in the words of Job,"O that you would altogether hold your peace, and it should be your wisdom"?
31143Have you been round by Netley Hall?
31143Have you not perceived that these words are quite as necessary to my tale as the_ oaths_ and_ imprecations_ with which you seasoned yours?
31143Have you not sometimes seen one or more go to sleep in company while you have been talking?
31143Have you?"
31143He has a way sometimes of ending his whispering revelations with a loud,"Do not you think so?"
31143He may injure the feelings of some; he may offend the modesty of others, and break all the rules of decorum; but what does he care?
31143He never asks,"Will it be wise to speak thus at this time?
31143He spoke in such a rapid manner that all I could say was"Yes,""No,""Ah,""Eh,""Indeed,""Is it possible?"
31143How can any one admit him to have real worth who will not admit another to have any?
31143How can any one so insult the Holy, the All- Excellent, our Father, and best friend?
31143How could he, when his character for probity was implicated, and his business was likely to suffer?
31143How many a pretty gentleman''s knowledge lies all within the verge of the court?
31143How shall I meet the Superintendent again?
31143How soon might I not fail?
31143How would you like another to impose his talk upon you to the extent you impose your talk upon him?
31143I have thought, Whence this failing?
31143I should like to know what right you have to say it is gratuitous?
31143I think so because I have frequently noticed him saying as soon as he has begun,"Have not I told you this before?"
31143If I do not argue, who does?
31143If he has in him that which appears laudable, how can he expect commendation for it, when he refuses it to others with similar claims?
31143If he want knowledge, has he not funds yet untouched, or powers equal to any discovery?
31143In fact, was not he_ the_ wise man from the East?
31143Is Tittle- Tattle, or Rumour, or Mischief Maker, or Slanderer, or Blabber in this company, who will make capital out of what I say?"
31143Is any one the better?
31143Is he not rather an ideal being than a_ real_ one?
31143Is it a habit to be encouraged or connived at?
31143Is it not fine?
31143Is it not grand?"
31143Is it not his interest to be so?
31143Is there a remedy for this talker?
31143Is there not too much of this kind of talk in the companies of ministers of religion?
31143Is this the proper person to whom I should say it?
31143It is not said that moral guilt may be its immediate consequence; but is it a kind of talk altogether innocent?
31143Lie to them to conceal myself or my acts?
31143Lord, who shall abide in Thy tabernacle?
31143Mr. Monopolist, can you refrain a little longer while I say a few more words?
31143My reader, do you see and approve the ideal?
31143No one could, for who knew whether my integrity might not again fail?
31143O do let us pray for him, Mr. Smith, lest the flattering lips prove his ruin?"
31143O how shall I, most gracious Lord, This mark of true perfection find?
31143Of course he tells as a secret what you tell him as a secret; but if he can not retain it, how can he expect others?
31143One could hear the responses at intervals to his statements,--"Oh"--"Ah"--"A pity you are so sick"--"Why, I never"--"Dear me"--"Is it possible?"
31143Pepper?"
31143Proctor?"
31143Round, accompanied by Mrs. Blunt?
31143Shall I give offence or deceive by speaking in this way?
31143Slack of K---- had said, the answer was,"_ O, Mr. Great I said it, did he?_"and so it passed away as vapour.
31143Slack, who gave him one of his egotistic shakes of the hand, and said,"How are you this morning?"
31143Smith?"
31143Smith?"
31143Solomon says of the egotist,"Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit?
31143The next day I met Mr. Hungerford, and almost the first thing he said was,--"What is the name of that individual who called upon you last night?"
31143The swearer may ask,"Where is the evil of an oath when it is used for the support of truth?"
31143The time of the"singing of birds"and the efflorescence of trees is very welcome; but who does not equally welcome the time of fruit- bearing also?
31143Then the interrogator again inquired,--"How can it be, sir, that you never saw one of them?"
31143This is a small affair at best, some may say; but do not"Large streams from little fountains flow-- Tall oaks from little acorns grow?"
31143This statement excited curiosity at once, and the question was immediately put,"What does he say?"
31143To which Falsehood replies:--"What have I done?
31143Turning to our narrator behind him,"What did they make you pay for that umbrella you''ve got in your hand?"
31143Was it not a grand piece of eloquence, of originality, and of literary power?
31143Was it not magnificent?"
31143Was it not rather the benevolence of Mr. Lord and his friend Squance?"
31143Was not he a philosopher?
31143Watson?"
31143Watson?"
31143We want the reality, and where can he be found?"
31143Webster?"
31143What advantage comes of the uncharitable criticisms and judgments which are passed one upon the other?
31143What are these but rank pedants?
31143What authority has he for his intrusions?
31143What did Nehemiah know about Gashmu?
31143What did any one know?
31143What did those young people care to know about his health, excepting the usual compliments at such times?
31143What do you think, Arthur?"
31143What eye but such eye would spy out such a quarrel?
31143What had he not read?
31143What is it?"
31143What is it?"
31143What is its just measure, its proper object, its ultimate end?
31143What is to be done?
31143What man ever involved himself in difficulties through silence?
31143What say you, my lads, will you grant me this favour?"
31143What will be the consequence to the absent of my making this statement concerning them?
31143Where had he not been?
31143Where is boasting then?
31143Where is he to be found?
31143Where is the salve that would give him this power of vision?
31143Where was my honour_ then_--my manliness?
31143Who are you, to be so bold?
31143Who but a Cowper could have written that admirable extract just given to us by Mr. Burr, and which was read with such elegance?"
31143Who is at the head of it?"
31143Who is so wise as he?
31143Who likes to have himself, in his motives and deeds, put through the crucible of his narrow, prickly, stingy soul?
31143Who likes to have his motives called in question?
31143Who thinks another a fool because he does not talk?
31143Why does he receive the secret with the strong promise,"I will tell no one, upon my honour,"if he can not retain it in his own bosom?
31143Why should I shrink before my fellows for anything I had done?
31143Why should feeling ever speak When thou canst breathe her soul so well?
31143Why so?"
31143Will you walk in?"
31143Will you, Squire, give me the pleasure and allow me the happiness of introducing and bringing to your acquaintance my friend Mr. Pope?
31143Would not old and young more readily have been corrected and improved?"
31143Would you believe it, sir, that I stood first in the last grand oratorio which took place in the great metropolis?
31143Would you believe me, sir, that I have the entire list of the classics in my library?"
31143Yet where would be the harm in wishing him in heaven, where none shall ever say they are sick?"
31143You affirm it to be gratuitous, do you?
31143_ Doth Job serve God for nought?_"So said the father of detractors more than two thousand years ago.
31143_ THE EGOTIST._"What cracker is this same, that deafs our ears With this abundance of superfluous breath?"
31143a physician?
31143a theologian?
31143a vice which men have invented for themselves without prospect of pleasure or profit, and to which there is no imaginable temptation in nature?
31143an historian?
31143and do you mean to insult me by saying it is only gratuitous?"
31143and were you not pleased to see him?"
31143and what have you in that bundle?"
31143and when he died, would not wisdom die with him?
31143and where the trust reposed in me?
31143cholery?
31143for who should be ushered into the room by the servant but an unexpected caller?
31143has he been heroic in an act of mercy?
31143has he given a contribution to an object of beneficence?
31143has he made a good bargain in business?
31143has he performed some feat of gymnastics?
31143how do you do, Mr. Hill?
31143is n''t there enough to excite me?
31143mother, have n''t I a right to ask my sister all the questions I please?
31143never speak one evil word, Or rash, or idle, or unkind?
31143or who knows whether he is guilty of it or not?
31143replied Jones, with a dogmatic sneer;"how can I forget what he never had, and underrate powers which he never possessed?
31143said one who was listening;"and do you intend that as a caution to us against seeking happiness in the same way?"
31143said the monk,"so you have been a_ liar_ too have you?"
31143what hast thou done To compare, in thy tumid pride, with me?
31143what is the appearance of anything?
31143what''s to pay?"
31143with another, for tying his new shoes with old ribbons?
43025''Damper?''
43025''Woltor''or''Stoltor''?
43025--Miracle?
43025A flirtation?
43025A story?
43025A--''quitter''?
43025Allan John,she asked,"do you suppose that you will ever marry again?"
43025Am I a-- King,he began to intone,"that I should call my own, this--?"
43025Amusing to talk to?
43025An oblivion?
43025And for Ann Woltor?
43025And how did you get on with Allan John?
43025And just what did Dr. Brawne-- tell_ you_?
43025And just what part,drawled my Husband,"is this New Zealand paragon, Miss Stoltor, to play in our Rainy Week?"
43025And the permanent wave?
43025And to Dr. Brawne, too? 43025 And where are you going to be in May?"
43025And would I please tell her-- how to spell''oceanic''?
43025And you''d have thought somehow that the picture would be funny, would n''t you? 43025 And you, Mrs. Delville, of course?"
43025Animals?
43025Ann Woltor-- crying?
43025Ann-- what?
43025Any recent calamity? 43025 Are you willing that Allan John should go to the cave to- day?"
43025At the big table in the upper hall? 43025 Bene-- benedictine?"
43025Bungalow?
43025But however in the world did you happen to have the whistle under your pillow?
43025But really, George,he himself hastened to cut in,"if you could come to us the second week in May----""May?"
43025But what I really called up to say,I hastened to confide,"is that she fainted this afternoon, and----""Yes?"
43025But where in the world should we find a really ingenuous Ingà © nue?
43025But will Mrs. Brenswick go?
43025But, May Girl?
43025By the way, where is Mr. Rollins this morning?
43025Coach me up a bit?
43025Crape-- on-- my-- sleeve?
43025Cry one day and laugh another, is it?
43025Did Ann Woltor come back?
43025Did you think I was talking just weather with your husband all that first harrowing day and evening? 43025 Do I hear my name bandied by festive voices?"
43025Do n''t you think that-- p''raps-- somebody ought to go and find him?
43025Do n''t you think you''re just a bit behind the times in your interpretation of the phrase''artistic temperament''?
43025Do what?
43025Do you feel that way about him? 43025 Do you really want to go?"
43025Do you think it will clear to- day?
43025Doctor Brawne? 43025 Does he kiss my hand?"
43025Dr.--Dr. Brawne will, of course, make you a very distinguished husband,I stammered,"but are you sure you love him?"
43025Eh? 43025 Eh?
43025Eh? 43025 Eh?"
43025Everything else all right?
43025Excuse me,he floundered,"but I have to catch a train--_please_ may I have my book?"
43025Fifteen years ago?
43025For Heaven''s sake,called my own husband through the half open doorway,"what''s all this pow- wow about?"
43025Here?
43025How did you break your tooth?
43025How do we know young Kennilworth''s got a future?
43025How do you know that this Ann Woltor has got a past?
43025How do you know?
43025How do you- people know but what I_ am_ a burglar?
43025How-- how old is this-- this Woltor person?
43025I-- I was in some sort of a-- a crowd?
43025I?
43025I?
43025If it was n''t for Miss Davies here-- what would you be doing to- day?
43025If it''s conducted, oh, very-- very-- very properly?
43025In all this storm f Why, what if the May Girl had refused to-- to----?
43025In-- bronze?
43025Invited whom?
43025Is it a front tooth?
43025Is it your own?
43025Is it?
43025Is it?
43025Is n''t it the limit? 43025 Is she still there?"
43025Is that the stuff that smells the way stars would taste if you ate them raw?
43025Is this Mrs. Jack Delville?
43025Is-- everybody-- in the world going to die?
43025It does n''t quite make sense when you say it out loud, does it?
43025Jack,I asked quite abruptly,"Who is Ann Woltor?"
43025Just how----?
43025Kennilworth?
43025Kittens?
43025M- marked?
43025Mad?
43025My last bottle--?
43025My name?
43025Mysterious?
43025N- o?
43025Never-- left the place?
43025Night- lunch carts?
43025No- o?
43025Not on the one engagement day of his life? 43025 Not-- going?"
43025Now that makes how many of us?
43025Now, Miss Davies,he insisted,"more than anything else in the world to- day what would you like to do?"
43025Now, how do you know but what_ we_ are burglars? 43025 Oh, is this where you bad people are?"
43025Oh, is this where you live?
43025Oh, it is n''t Good Night, dear, is it?
43025Oh, just wait till you see him in bronze?
43025Oh, lovely-- what is it about?
43025Oh, not May?
43025Oh, not than''anything''?
43025Oh, not to- day-- surely?
43025Oh, you really mean kittens? 43025 On w- what?"
43025Only three?
43025Or----?
43025Peeved is it because he thought Miss Davies----?
43025Perhaps to- morrow-- if it is n''t too far-- and we ever could find it again----"But why such haste about the''Toy Village''?
43025Pleasant?
43025Rollins?--Rollins?
43025Romance?
43025Round and round the country?
43025Round-- what?
43025Saw what?
43025Second week? 43025 Sew?"
43025Shall I-- shall I call the others?
43025Suppose it had been true?
43025The most delicate part of the cast? 43025 The ocean?"
43025The road-- doesn''t go any farther?
43025The six- thirty train? 43025 The''Main Battery,''"puzzled the Bridegroom,"being----?"
43025Then I really may consider us-- formally engaged?
43025Then you really would like to go?
43025There''s no other stopping place you mean-- just a little bit farther along? 43025 This village of yours,"he frowned,"I-- I hope it''s going to have good government?"
43025Three generations of plowing, is n''t it, to raise one artist? 43025 Tired?"
43025To the what?
43025To whom?
43025To whom?
43025To- day, I mean? 43025 To- morrow?"
43025To- night?
43025To-- do-- the same-- for you?
43025Turkish?
43025Unfathomable? 43025 Up- stairs, you mean, do n''t you?"
43025W- w- what?
43025W-- What?
43025Wardrobe mistress?
43025Was it there-- yesterday?
43025Was n''t Allan John even listening?
43025Well, I certainly am rattled?
43025Well-- it_ was_ in the mind of God, was n''t it?
43025What do you know of the natural male''instinct''?
43025What else have I got?
43025What if I have to die some day?--And_ this_ day was wasted in rain?
43025What is it?
43025What is the matter with everybody?
43025What seems to be the matter?
43025What shall we do,fretted my Husband,"if this perfection lasts?"
43025What the deuce do you expect Keets to get out of it?
43025What the deuce is the matter with everybody?
43025What was that?
43025What''s Doctor Brawne to you?
43025What''s the grouch?
43025What''s your Pom''s name? 43025 What, do n''t you want to hear the story?"
43025What?
43025What?
43025What?
43025Whatever in the world were you thinking of?
43025When did you get back?
43025When she tried to bolt so? 43025 Where did you get the suit?"
43025Where do you suppose he''s gone to?
43025Where is Allan John?
43025Where?
43025Who did that?
43025Who said Paul?
43025Who said''Stoltor''?
43025Who started this conversation, anyway?
43025Who would n''t?
43025Who''s she?
43025Who?--the car?
43025Why did n''t you speak to my Husband?
43025Why not the dresses? 43025 Why, what''s the matter with trying Allan John?"
43025Why, where in Creation were you?
43025Why, you did n''t suppose for a minute, did you,persisted young Kennilworth tormentingly,"that there was any special fun about being engaged?
43025Why-- do you ask-- that?
43025Why?
43025Without anybody noticing?
43025Women do care so much, do n''t they?
43025Wondering what?
43025Worrying?
43025Yes, but Ferry?
43025Yes, but the discovery?
43025Yes, but why?
43025Yes, was n''t it?
43025Yes, wo n''t it be interesting,whispered the Bride to George Keets,"to see what Mr. Kennilworth will really do?
43025Yes, would n''t it be interesting,glowed Ann Woltor quite unexpectedly,"if he''d made her something really wonderful?
43025Yes? 43025 Yes?"
43025Yes?
43025Yes?
43025Yet there''s something about it that worries you?
43025You concede no personal reticence in the world?
43025You do n''t think for a moment that anybody would be rash enough to try and make the trip in the big dory?
43025You like this Ann Woltor, do n''t you?
43025You really believe then--he quickened,"that there is''honor among thieves''?"
43025You-- told-- Dr. Brawne that-- I fainted?
43025You? 43025 You?"
43025You?
43025Your book?
43025Your mother is-- not living?
43025Your own discovery?--Just when?
43025Your-- book? 43025 _ Bronze_?"
43025_ Pleasant_?
43025_ What_?
43025_ What_?
43025An elopement, you mean?"
43025And a mystery at a houseparty?
43025And acting half scared to death?
43025And all over the rocks?
43025And from Bishop''s Wife to Bishop''s Wife?
43025And out on the beach?
43025And the fishes?
43025And then afterward-- when I saw that she really could n''t stop----""Crying?"
43025And two breakfasts in succession?
43025And were they open mornings?
43025And when the officer arrived, he said,''I hate like the dickens to run this gentleman in, but if there''s nobody to look after him--?''
43025Any special threat of impending illness?"
43025Are n''t you ever coming?"
43025Are you sure-- are you quite sure, I mean, that he has n''t been sitting round with wet feet all the evening?
43025At ten o''clock in the morning?
43025Brawne-- tall?"
43025Brawne?"
43025Brawne?"
43025Breakfast?
43025But I?"
43025But a brand new Ingà © nue--?
43025But a mock engagement?"
43025But a question of the May Girl herself?
43025But after all it was those extraordinarily human shoulders of his that were really doing the carrying?
43025But can you reproduce liquids with solids?
43025But if you do n''t mind things being a bit old- timey,--this ring of my great uncle Aberner''s-- if we tie it on-- perhaps?"
43025But men?
43025But to be with one''s Lover and have the day prove dull?
43025But unswallowed?
43025But what page is long enough to record the wishes of Eighteen?
43025But where_ is_ he?"
43025But wherever in the world are you?
43025But whether that drama be farce or fury--?
43025But why in the world should she want to bolt?"
43025Ca n''t anybody see-- anything?"
43025Ca n''t you see I want to work?
43025Ca n''t you see that you''ve started the whole thing entirely wrong?"
43025Clap one''s hands?
43025Clothes?
43025Could you come then, do you think?
43025Could you put the ocean into bronze, I mean?"
43025Cross- Patch?
43025Delville?"
43025Did anybody mind if he_ tore_ it?
43025Did n''t you?"
43025Did you call this rain?
43025Do n''t you remember the awful search we had last year and even then----?"
43025Do n''t you remember?
43025Do you think he had enough supper?"
43025Even if you started all right with a nice molten wave?
43025Fat or thin?
43025Gurgled?
43025Had n''t she been up since six?
43025Have I got a-- broken tooth?"
43025Have n''t got''em?
43025How about the second week in May?
43025How did we stand it?
43025How did you get there?"
43025How do you explain it?
43025How----?
43025I explained,"How would you get there?
43025I thought the surf would smash us, but----""But what was the''argument''?"
43025If God in the terrible uncertainty of Him should force even one dull day into the miracle of their life together----?
43025In the bungalow?
43025In the car?
43025Is-- is it going to clear up?"
43025It rained last year, did n''t it?
43025It seemed best to you, without consultation, without argument, to act so suddenly in the matter, and so-- so all alone?"
43025It''s the first time, is n''t it?"
43025Jolly?
43025No advice?
43025No conference on literature,--music,--painting?
43025No dully congenial convocation of in- bred relatives?
43025No lazy, purring, reunion of old friends this_ Rainy Week_ of ours, you understand?
43025No suggestions, you observe?
43025No symposium of embroidery stitches?
43025Nor of billiard shots?
43025Nose- Gay?
43025Not both of you, I mean?"
43025Not_ really_?"
43025Not_ really_?"
43025Now up- stairs-- all day yesterday-- wouldn''t it----?"
43025Oh, surely-- surely,"she coaxed,"even if it is a work- room, there could n''t be any real sin in just prying a little?"
43025On a holiday?"
43025One, on one side of the table-- and one-- the other?
43025One-- two-- three-- four-- five-- six-- Seven--"he repeated as though to be perfectly sure,"_ seven_?
43025Or Paul Brenswick''s candle thrust into a copperas- tinted knot of water- logged cedar?
43025Or bolt from the room?
43025Or should one cry?
43025Or----?"
43025Our betrothal?"
43025Poor Rollins-- when he''s having such a thrill?"
43025Rain?
43025Should one laugh?
43025Skip- a- bout?
43025Something that would last, I mean, after the game was over?
43025Spat like venom from Bishop to Bishop?
43025Swinging back to the breakfast- room I heard the clock strike ten-- only ten?
43025The flash of a blue- bird?
43025The impeccable Mr. George Keets there at your right,--no more, no less, than exactly what he looks,--an almost perfect replica of a stage''Raffles''?"
43025The most difficult?
43025The most hazardous?
43025The problem of the horizon sense?
43025The-- engagement?"
43025This Dr. Brawne of yours?--Is he old or young?
43025This is the end,--the last house,--the----?"
43025This whole house a Den of Thieves?
43025Was it because she knew that you knew Hal Ferry?
43025Way, way out to the farthest point?
43025Were there any Movie Palaces near?
43025What about drainage?
43025What about the horizon sense?"
43025What about the-- last wave?
43025What bride''s are not?
43025What had Ann Woltor left there the day before that made her specially anxious to get there first?
43025What is it?
43025What''s that?"
43025What''s that?"
43025What_ were_ you doing?"
43025Where you were working yesterday?
43025Whether he who came to_ star_ remains to_ supe_?
43025Which is it-- really?"
43025Who can say?
43025Who was there left for your elbow to nudge?
43025Who yet shall prove the hero?
43025Who''s speaking?"
43025Who--?
43025Why did he think that Ann Woltor would be the one to get there first?
43025Why there''s Jerry and Paul and Richard and-- and----""Yes, but your father and mother?"
43025Why-- Why, what the----?"
43025Will I ever forget the fragrance of this week-- while Time lasts?"
43025With a Bridegroom who after all was still more or less of a strange Bridegroom?
43025With the aid of one or two Hare''s Ears which I''m almost sure I''ve seen in the specimen cabinet----""''Hare''s Ears''?"
43025You did n''t think for a moment, I mean, that you were really going to have any sort of good time to- day?
43025You''ll write to her immediately, wo n''t you?"
43025_ What_?"
43025he said,"is our whole dramatic endeavor going to be wrecked by the monotony of everybody being''twenty- five''?"