Questions

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identifier	question
7558	will it be yesterday over again?
7541	Well, sir,said he,"was not that a good stroke?
7541	Who has dared to calumniate me thus? 7541 THE COUNTESS OF SAINT GERANCould not, for instance,"said the marquis,"a confinement be effected without pain?"
7539	Have but one set of jokes to live upon Have you learned to carve?
33649	11 Why remain sad and idle?
33649	20 What is it that renders death terrible?
33649	27 Wouldst thou know what thou art?
33649	June 1 CAN WE, amongst all hearts, find one more amiable than that of Jesus?
33649	Why exhaust thyself in the anguish of melancholy?
7542	What is life but waiting?
7543	DE LA FONTAINE A pretty wife?
7543	FAVORITE QUOTATIONS A pretty wife?
7543	Has not your spouse with you a right to try What freaks he likes?
7543	WIFE But still, why think you, friend, it was not I?
7543	WIFE''Twas mine: NEIGHBOUR Be patient:--and inform me, pray, If this were worn by you or her to- day?
7553	How many conquests have been made in the name of God How can you judge the facts if you do n''t know the feeling?
7553	One has to wait How many sons have ever added to their father''s fame?
7553	Who can understand a woman?
35289	O sister, sister, truly tell Who did this wrong to thee?
35289	***** Did I say basalt for my slab, sons?
35289	Even Prince Siddartha wondered at it:"Since if, all powerful, he leaves it so, He is not good; and if not powerful, He is not God?"
35289	How else Shall ye contrast my frieze to come beneath?
35289	In these dull and lonely moments also one inevitably asks whether it is true that people exist who are stolid to pain?
35289	SYMONDS,_ Sketches and Studies in Italy and Greece._ DOWN IN THE CITY IS it ever hot in the square?
35289	What does it all mean that a God otherwise beneficent should impose on the creatures he has brought into the world illness and suffering?
35289	What useful purpose did he serve?
35289	tell us young serving maiden, pray Where yon castle''s lady may be?"
7544	And where may you have been?
7544	What do you mean by God?
7544	Could beauty be confided to him?
7544	Did Nature permit a Forsyte not to make a slave of what he adored?
7544	In that great London, which they had conquered and become merged in, what time had they to be sentimental?
7544	Nothing?''
7544	Or should she not be just a visitor, coming when she would, possessed for moments which passed, to return only at her own choosing?
7544	What fate could compare with that?
7544	Why could n''t she look at him like that?
7544	You second that?
7549	Do you know the people who live in the little red cottage at the end of the Rue du Berceau?
7549	As he had never enjoyed anything, he desired nothing Do you know how I picture God?
7549	Do n''t know what to say, for I am always terribly stupid at first Hotel bed: Who has occupied it the night before?
7549	For his own sake?
7549	His life?
7549	How many days?
7549	Is it not strange that people can laugh, amuse themselves, be joyful under that eternal certainty of death?
7549	Ten, twenty, fifty, or a hundred?
7549	What would he do with it, inert and trembling wreck that he was?
7549	Why?
30373	[ original has single quote]Why not?
7545	Do you ever wonder why poets talk so much about flowers?
7545	What has he done?
7545	Whether anything can be conscious of its own flavor??
7545	Whether anything can be conscious of its own flavor??
7545	Why did I not ask?
7545	you will say Will you take the long path with me?
7557	Was ever produced so insipid a result?
7557	You think so?
39204	Is there any better or equal hope in the world?
39204	Why should they do anything for us if we will do nothing for them?
39204	_ EIGHTH_ What is the influence of fashion but the influence that other people''s actions have on our actions?
39204	_ EIGHTH_ Why should there not be a patient confidence in the ultimate justice of the people?
39204	_ ELEVENTH_ Can aliens make treaties easier than friends can make laws?
39204	_ FOURTH_ Must a government, of necessity, be too strong for the liberties of its own people, or too weak to maintain its own existence?
39204	_ SECOND_ What is the use of putting up the gap when the fence is down all around?
39204	_ SIXTEENTH_ What will the country say?
39204	_ THIRD_ If Almighty God gives a man a cowardly pair of legs, how can he help their running away with him?
39204	_ THIRTEENTH_ Are you not over- cautious?
39204	_ THIRTIETH_ Should any one in any case be content that his oath shall go unkept on a merely unsubstantial controversy as to how it shall be kept?
39204	_ TWENTIETH_ Are you strong enough?
39204	_ TWENTY- EIGHTH_ Will anybody do your work for you?
39204	_ TWENTY- SECOND_ Object whatsoever is possible, still the question recurs,"Can we do better?"
39204	but"Can we all do better?"
39808	But what is the tump for?
39808	What has that to do with it?
39808	What have you done?
39808	Before I had seen her a few minutes she remarked:"I suppose you do n''t remember me, Lord Tredegar?"
39808	He got on very well, as she thought, and one day, meeting his professor, she said,"Oh, Professor, do you think my son will ever learn to draw?"
39808	I have put this question to myself many times in the last month or so--"What does it all mean?
39808	I said,"What have they found out about you?"
39808	I saw in a newspaper which does not hold the same opinions as I do, the question,"What on earth is Lord Tredegar made a Viscount for?"
39808	I was hunting in the Midland Counties and I asked,"Where is Tom?"
39808	One is''What is Home Rule?''
39808	Remarking to the young lady that the martial air appealed to an old soldier, she said,"Why, Lord Tredegar, were you ever in the Army?"
39808	So why,"said they,"do you want to have more knowledge?"
39808	What are your charges for telling me what I can call anyone without getting into trouble?"
39808	What have I ever done to deserve this great tribute?"
39808	Why?
39808	_ Conservative Meeting, Newport, February 2nd, 1894._ WHAT IS A PHILANTHROPIST?
39808	and the other is''Have you used Pear''s Soap?''
6126	What is life but waiting?
6126	What is life but waiting?
6126	What is life but waiting?
7551	Doctrine much more intricate and fantastic than the thing itself Dost thou, then, old man, collect food for others''ears?
7551	What can they not do, what do they fear to do( for beauty) What can they suffer who do not fear to die?
7551	What did I say?
7551	What may be done to- morrow, may be done to- day What more?
7551	have you not lived?"
7551	no, Chremes, I had What he did by nature and accident, he can not do by design What is more accidental than reputation?
7551	that I have?
7550	Am I thy master, or thou mine?
7550	Do you judge of heroes as of lesser men?
7550	How little a thing serves Fortune''s turn How to compromise the matter for the sake of peace?
7550	I can confess my sight to be imperfect: but will you ever do so?
7550	If you kneel down, who will decline to put a foot on you?
7550	Is it any waste of time to write of love?
7550	Is not one month of brightness as much as we can ask for?
7550	Not now?--does it mean, not now?
7550	On a wild April morning Once my love?
7550	Who cries, Come on, and prays his gods you wo n''t Who so intoxicated as the convalescent catching at health?
7550	Who rises from Prayer a better man, his prayer is answered Who beguiles so much as Self?
7550	Who shuns true friends flies fortune in the concrete Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?
7550	Whole body of fanatics combined to precipitate the devotion Whose bounty was worse to him than his abuse Why should these men take so much killing?
7550	of what avail is human effort?
7550	or, Do I serve my heart?
7550	what have I done?
7550	you did it in cold blood?
44748	Would you care to buy a bird, sir?
44748	And did not he make one?
44748	And what of her own?
44748	And who shall stand when he appeareth?
44748	And would not those stronger ones with great mental gifts have more to answer for accordingly than those of weaker natures?
44748	Are not your ways unequal?
44748	But why dost thou judge thy brother?
44748	Did not the Pilgrim Fathers estimate one good as another if their righteousness was equal?
44748	Does the seventh commandment demand more obedience from one sex than the other?
44748	Eventually would electricity impel the entire universe?
44748	Gradually there came stealing into this rich man''s brain new thoughts; was he doing right with his boundless wealth?
44748	Had all these aristocrats as clean a record?
44748	Had this always existed and was yet to be brought out by masterful minds?
44748	Hath not one God created us?
44748	Have not these people immortal souls which may be white as the whitest; and in many cases, brilliant talents?
44748	Have we not all one Father?
44748	Have ye not known?
44748	He hath showed thee, O Man, what is good; and what doth the Lord require of thee but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God?
44748	How many needy ones had he passed by?
44748	How many wives, instead of trying to make home attractive, drive happiness away with their cruel tongues?
44748	If a man put away his wife and she go from him, and become another man''s, shall not that land be greatly polluted?
44748	Is it any wonder that the women of our land clamor for a voice in the affairs of state and nation?
44748	Is it not to deal thy bread to the hungry, and that thou bring the poor that are cast out to thy house?
44748	Is not my way equal?
44748	Is not this the fast that I have chosen?
44748	Isaiah li, 6. Who may abide the day of his coming?
44748	Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?
44748	No one?
44748	Or why doth thou set at nought thy brother?
44748	Our Witch could hear in her mind''s ear the rebuke of old: What have I done unto thee, that thou has smitten me these three times?
44748	Should not real Christian worshippers work in harmony?
44748	The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked; who can know it?
44748	The thunder of his power who can understand?
44748	Then it was wisely said in ages past: How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity?
44748	Understand, ye brutish among the people, and ye fools, when will ye be wise?
44748	Was not this government founded on the principle of equality?
44748	Was this the connecting link between God and man?
44748	Were they more in need of rest than this poor laboring woman?
44748	What more was this great display of finery than one way of advertising goods?
44748	What of this occult power?
44748	What of this outer covering?
44748	What were their parents teaching them?
44748	When thou seest the naked that thou cover him; and that thou hide not thyself from thine own flesh?
44748	Who among us shall dwell with everlasting burnings?
44748	Who have said with our tongue will we prevail; our lips are our own who is lord over us?
44748	Why all this contention?
44748	Why ape the Old World customs?
44748	Why draw this color line so tightly?
44748	Why not venture further into a wider range for action?
44748	Why this sudden sympathy so foreign to his hardened nature?
44748	Why was this headgear exacted as a badge of servitude?
44748	Why were these new and better impulses taking possession of his mind?
44748	Will this influence stop here?
44748	Would God hold him responsible for this neglect and bar him from the Kingdom?
44748	Would it not be as well to live the remainder of his life with the mother of his children whom he dearly loved?
44748	Yet I had planted thee a noble vine, wholly a right seed; how then art thou turned into the degenerate plant of a strange vine unto me?
44748	hath it not been told you from the beginning?
44748	have ye not heard?
44748	have ye not understood from the foundation of the earth?
44748	or will it go on and on through all the ages to come?
44748	to loose the bands of wickedness, to undo the heavy burdens, and to let the oppressed go free, and that ye brake every yoke?
13677	Good Master, what must I do to inherit Eternal Life?
13677	And what does the Life- science teach?
13677	And yet what would Science demand of a perfect correspondence that is not met by this, THE KNOWING OF GOD?
13677	As yet?
13677	Breathing now an atmosphere of ineffable Purity, shall he miss becoming pure?
13677	But if it know not God?
13677	But what are the possibilities of this spiritual organism?
13677	But who is to define the limits of the spiritual?
13677	But who will not rather approve the arrangement by which man in his creatural life may have unbroken access to an Infinite Power?
13677	Can the embryo FASHION ITSELF?
13677	Can the protoplasm CONFORM ITSELF to its type?
13677	Can we shut our eyes to the fact that the religious opinions of mankind are in a state of flux?
13677	Character is to wear forever; who will wonder or grudge that it can not be developed in a day?
13677	Christ held up this method almost to ridicule when He said:"Which of you by taking thought can add a cubit to his stature?"
13677	Communion with God-- can it be demonstrated in terms of Science that this is a correspondence which will never break?
13677	Dante should not also instruct, inspire, and mould the characters of men?
13677	Has love no future?
13677	Has right no triumph?
13677	Have you ever noticed how much of Christ''s life was spent in doing kind things?
13677	How can modern men today make Christ, the absent Christ, their most constant companion still?
13677	How can the New Life deliver itself from the still- persistent past?
13677	How could it be reflected from there if it were not there?
13677	How long will it take Science to believe its own creed, that the material universe we see around us is only a fragment of the universe we do not see?
13677	In vital contact with Holiness, shall he not become holy?
13677	Is Conformity to Type produced by the matter OR BY THE LIFE, by the protoplasm or by the Type?
13677	Is Evolution to stop with the organic?
13677	Is it not a clear case of exchange-- an exchange, however, where the advantage is entirely on our side?
13677	Is life not full of opportunities for learning love?
13677	Is man in correspondence with the whole environment or is he not?
13677	Is organization the cause of life or the effect of it?
13677	Is the change from the earthly to the heavenly more mysterious than the change from the aquatic to the terrestrial mode of life?
13677	Is the infinite task begun?
13677	Is the unfinished self to remain unfinished?
13677	October 10th What is the essential difference between the Christian and the not- a- Christian, between the spiritual beauty and the moral beauty?
13677	On what does the Christian argument for Immortality really rest?
13677	Or is there a deeper distinction between the Christian and the not- a- Christian as fundamental as that between the organic and the inorganic?
13677	Reaching out his eager and quickened faculties to the spiritual world around him, shall he not become spiritual?
13677	Shall death, or life, or angels, or principalities, or powers, arrest or tamper with his eternal correspondences?
13677	Shall these"changes in the physical state of the environment"which threaten death to the natural man, destroy the spiritual?
13677	Shall tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or nakedness, or peril, or sword?"
13677	Suppose we deliberately made up our minds as to what things we were henceforth to allow to become our life?
13677	Surely there is nothing more touching in Nature than this?
13677	Then the Christian experiences are our own making?
13677	There is nothing that requires so much to be kept in its place as religion, and its place is what?
13677	Walking with God from day to day, shall he fail to be taught of God?
13677	What a very strange thing, is it not, for man to pray?
13677	What is Revelation but what the Spiritual World has said to Spiritual men?
13677	What is Science but what the Natural World has said to natural men?
13677	What is Truth?
13677	What is the Spiritual Environment?
13677	What is the creed of the Agnostic, but the confession of the spiritual numbness of humanity?
13677	What is yet to emerge from this chrysalis- case?
13677	What makes a man a good artist, a good sculptor, a good musician?
13677	What makes a man a good man?
13677	What soul will seek to remain self- luminous when it knows that"The Lord God is a Sun?"
13677	What though its correspondences reach to the stars of heaven or grasp the magnitudes of Time and Space?
13677	What though we sacrifice a hundred such correspondences?
13677	What wonder if development be tardy in the Creature of Eternity?
13677	When will it be seen that the characteristic of the Christian Religion is its Life, that a true theology must begin with a Biology?
13677	When, how, are we to be different?
13677	Where is the capacity for heaven to come from if it be not developed on earth?
13677	Where, indeed, is even the smallest appreciation of God and heaven to come from when so little of spirituality has ever been known or manifested here?
13677	Where, then, shall it be classed?
13677	Who does not miss at every turn of his life an absent God?
13677	Who does not miss, at every turn of his life, an absent God?
13677	Who does not tremble often under that sicklier symptom of his incompleteness, his want of spiritual energy, his helplessness with sin?
13677	Who does not tremble often under that sicklier symptom of his incompleteness, his want of spiritual energy, his helplessness with sin?
13677	Who has not come to the conclusion that he is but a part, a fraction of some larger whole?
13677	Who has not come to the conclusion that he is but a part, a fraction of some larger whole?
13677	Why but that already in each man''s very nature this principle is supreme?
13677	Why is it easy?
13677	Why should man be an exception to any of the laws of nature?
13677	Why this unscientific attempt to sustain life for weeks at a time without an Environment?
13677	Why will men treat God as inorganic?
13677	Wilt thou ever permit thyself TO BE conformed to the Image of the Son?
13677	second?
13677	third?
13677	where the Reign of Mystery supersedes the Reign of Law?
17112	Can any good come out of Nazareth?
17112	Hast thou hope?
17112	If you ask, what is the first step in the way of truth? 17112 If you ask, what is the second?
17112	What is eternity?
17112	What is wanting,said Napoleon one day to Madame Campan,"in order that the youth of France be well educated?"
17112	A child''s eyes, those clear wells of undefiled thought-- what on earth can be more beautiful?
17112	Alexander, CÃ ¦ sar, Charlemagne and I myself have founded empires; but upon what do these creations of our genius depend?
17112	And dost thou serve God in newness of life and conversation?
17112	And shall I prove ungrateful?
17112	And why take ye thought for raiment?
17112	Are all old things done away, and all things in thee become new?
17112	Are friendship''s pleasures to be sold?
17112	But what, it may be asked, are the requisites for a life of retirement?
17112	Can gold remove the mortal hour?
17112	Do you know what a man is?
17112	Do you know what is more hard to bear than the reverses of fortune?
17112	Do you think that any one can move the heart but He that made it?
17112	Do you wish men to speak well of you?
17112	Has not God borne with you these many years?
17112	Hast thou a new heart and renewed affections?
17112	Have you known how to compose your manners?
17112	Have you known how to take repose?
17112	How can there be pride in a contrite heart?
17112	If not,--what hast thou to do with hopes of heaven?
17112	If you ask me which is the real hereditary sin of human nature, do you imagine I shall answer pride or luxury or ambition or egotism?
17112	If you ask, what is the third?
17112	In life can love be bought with gold?
17112	Indeed, who can estimate the interest of knowledge?
17112	Is it not as the steps of degree in the Temple, whereby we descend to the knowledge of ourselves, and ascend to the knowledge of God?
17112	Is it reasonable to take it ill, that anybody desires of us that which is their own?
17112	Is it then saying too much if I say, that man by thinking only becomes truly man?
17112	Is that necessary?
17112	Is there a heart that music can not melt?
17112	It must be so-- Plato, thou reasonest well-- Else whence this pleasing hope, this fond desire, This longing after immortality?
17112	Love why do we one passion call, When''tis a compound of them all?
17112	MORALITY.--In cases of doubtful morality, it is usual to say, Is there any harm in doing this?
17112	Nay, who dare shine, if not in virtue''s cause?
17112	O who would trust this world, or prize what''s in it, That gives and takes, and chops and changes, ev''ry minute?
17112	Or whence this secret dread and inward horror Of falling into naught?
17112	Ought a gentleman to be a loyal son, a true husband, an honest father?
17112	RECONCILIATION.--Wherein is it possible for us, wicked and impious creatures, to be justified, except in the only Son of God?
17112	SLANDER.--When will talkers refrain from evil- speaking?
17112	Seest thou a man diligent in his business?
17112	Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit?
17112	There is no better rule to try a doctrine by than the question, Is it merciful, or is it unmerciful?
17112	There is nothing like fun, is there?
17112	This question may sometimes be best answered by asking ourselves another: Is there any harm in letting it alone?
17112	To purchase Heaven has gold the power?
17112	Too many have no idea of the subjection of their temper to the influence of religion, and yet what is changed, if the temper is not?
17112	Unblest with sense above their peers refin''d, Who shall stand up, dictators to mankind?
17112	What do people mean when they talk about unhappiness?
17112	What does competency in the long run mean?
17112	What gem hath dropp''d and sparkles o''er his chain?
17112	What is beauty?
17112	What is difficulty?
17112	What is good- looking, as Horace Smith remarks, but looking good?
17112	What is it to be a gentleman?
17112	What is the Bible in your house?
17112	What is the best government?
17112	What is the grave?
17112	What is there in the vale of life Half so delightful as a wife; When friendship, love and peace combine To stamp the marriage- bond divine?
17112	What then shall the sowers of discord be called, but the children of the devil?
17112	What''s a table richly spread, Without a woman at its head?
17112	When our country is threatened by dangers and pressed by difficulties who are the best bulwarks of its defence?
17112	Whence but from Heaven, could men unskill''d in arts, In several ages born, in several parts, Weave such agreeing truths?
17112	Whence?
17112	Where is the man who has the power and skill To stem the torrent of a woman''s will?
17112	Who hath woe?
17112	Why are we so blind?
17112	Why not make earnest effort to confer that pleasure on others?
17112	Why shrinks the soul Back on herself, and startles at destruction?
17112	Why will any man be so impertinently officious as to tell me all prospect of a future state is only fancy and delusion?
17112	Would we attain mercy?
17112	or how, or why Should all conspire to cheat us with a lie?
17112	what would the world be to us, If the children were no more?
17112	whither?
17112	who hath babbling?
17112	who hath contentions?
17112	who hath redness of eyes?
17112	who hath sorrow?
17112	who hath wounds without cause?
17112	why?
16732	_ Forever, Fortune, wilt thou prove An unrelenting foe to love; And, when we meet a mutual heart, Step rudely in, and bid us part? 16732 ***** I can not find it;''tis not in the bond? 16732 2. Who is here so base, that would be a bondman? 16732 A simple Child, That lightly draws its breath, And feels its life in every limb, What should it know of death? 16732 A wounded spirit who can bear? 16732 Am I my brother''s keeper? 16732 And dar''st thou then To beard the lion in his den? 16732 And what is so rare as a day in June? 16732 Are you good men and true? 16732 Art thou a friend to Roderick? 16732 But who can paint Like Nature? 16732 Ca n''t I another''s face commend, And to her virtues be a friend, But instantly your forehead lowers, As if_ her_ merit lessened_ yours_? 16732 Call you that backing of your friends? 16732 Can any mortal mixture of earth''s mould Breathe such divine, enchanting ravishment? 16732 Can imagination boast, Amid its gay creation, hues like hers? 16732 Can such things be, And overcome us like a summer''s cloud, Without our special wonder? 16732 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? 16732 Can there any good thing come out of Nazareth? 16732 Die of a rose in aromatic pain? 16732 Dost thou think, because them art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale? 16732 Else whence this pleasing hope, this fond desire, This longing after immortality? 16732 For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? 16732 Go, poor devil, get thee gone; why should hurt thee? 16732 Hast any philosophy in thee, shepherd? 16732 Hast thou a charm to stay the morning star In his steep course? 16732 Hath thy toil O''er books consumed the midnight oil? 16732 He''s gone, and who knows how he may report Thy words, by adding fuel to the flame? 16732 Hear you this Triton of the minnows? 16732 Here lies what once was Matthew Prior; The son of Adam and of Eve: Can Bourbon or Nassau claim higher? 16732 How long halt ye between two opinions? 16732 I am a Jew: hath not a Jew eyes? 16732 If she be not so to me, What care I how faire she be? 16732 Inform us truly, have they not henpecked you all? 16732 Is it not lawful for me to do what I will with mine own? 16732 Is she not more than painting can express, Or youthful poets fancy when they love? 16732 Is she not passing fair? 16732 Is there no balm in Gilead? 16732 Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle towards my hand? 16732 Is this that gallant, gay Lothario? 16732 Know ye not that a little leaven leaveneth the whole lump? 16732 Line 1. Who shall decide when doctors disagree? 16732 Line 308. Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel? 16732 Line 5. Who hath not owned, with rapture- smitten frame, The power of grace, the magic of a name? 16732 My galligaskins, that have long withstood The winter''s fury and encroaching frosts, By time subdued( what will not time subdue?) 16732 Not a word? 16732 O death, where is thy sting? 16732 O grave, where is thy victory? 16732 Oh, who can hold a fire in his hand, By thinking on the frosty Caucasus? 16732 Or cloy the hungry edge of appetite, By bare imagination of a feast? 16732 Or make pale my cheeks with care,''Cause another''s rosie are? 16732 Prithee, why so pale? 16732 Shall I not take mine ease in mine inn? 16732 Shall I, wasting in despair, Dye because a woman''s fair? 16732 Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And days o''lang syne? 16732 Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to min''? 16732 Sits the wind in that corner? 16732 Some asked how Pearls did grow, and where? 16732 To be, or not to be? 16732 Under which king, Bezonian? 16732 Was I deceived, or did a sable cloud Turn forth her silver lining on the night? 16732 Was ever woman in this humor won? 16732 Was ever woman in this humor wooed? 16732 What art can wash her guilt away? 16732 What can ennoble sots, or slaves, or cowards? 16732 What constitutes a state? 16732 What peaceful hours I once enjoyed? 16732 What shall I do to be forever known, And make the age to come my own? 16732 What stronger breastplate than a heart untainted? 16732 What though the field be lost? 16732 What will Mrs. Grundy say? 16732 What''s Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba? 16732 What''s in a name? 16732 What, all my pretty chickens, and their dam, At one fell swoop? 16732 When Adam dolve, and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman? 16732 When lovely woman stoops to folly, And finds too late that men betray, What charm can soothe her melancholy? 16732 When shall we three meet again, In thunder, lightning, or in rain? 16732 When yet was ever found a mother Who''d give her booby for another? 16732 Whence and what art them, execrable shape? 16732 Whence is thy learning? 16732 Where be your gibes now? 16732 Whose heart hath ne''er within him burned, As home his footsteps he hath turned Prom wandering on a foreign strand? 16732 Why should a man, whose blood is warm within, Sit like his grandsire cut in alabaster? 16732 Why so pale and wan, fond lover, Prithee, why so pale? 16732 Why, so can I, or so can any man: But will they come when you do call for them? 16732 Will, when looking well ca n''t move her, Looking ill prevail? 16732 Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savor, wherewith shall it be salted? 16732 can a Roman Senate long debate Which of the two to choose, slavery or death? 16732 can it be That this is all remains of thee? 16732 hast thou wandered there, To waft us home the message of despair? 16732 hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? 16732 is there no physician there? 16732 know ye not, Who would be free, themselves must strike the blow? 16732 my Friend, and clear your looks; Why all this toil and trouble? 16732 once more who would not be a boy? 16732 what power divine Shall henceforth wash the river Rhine? 16732 where are the charms That sages have seen in thy face? 16732 wherefore art thou Romeo? 16732 who can tell how hard it is to climb The steep where Fame''s proud temple shines afar? 16732 will the line stretch out to the crack of doom? 16732 wouldst thou have a serpent sting thee twice? 16732 your flashes of merriment, that were wo nt to set the table on a roar? 16732 your gambols? 16732 your songs? 4904 Am I thy master, or thou mine? 4904 And life said, Do it, and death said, To what end? 4904 And never did a stroke of work in my life Are we practical?'' 4904 But great, powerful London-- the new universe to her spirit Can a man go farther than his nature? 4904 Do I serve my hand? 4904 Emilia alone of the party was as a blot to her Fine Shades were still too dominant at Brookfield Had Shakespeare''s grandmother three Christian names? 4904 How little we mean to do harm when we do an injury How to compromise the matter for the sake of peace? 4904 Humour preserved her from excesses of sentiment I can confess my sight to be imperfect: but will you ever do so? 4904 I can confess my sight to be imperfect: but will you ever do so? 4904 If only been intellectually a little flexible in his morality If we are robbed, we ask, How came we by the goods? 4904 If there''s no doubt about it, how is it I have a doubt about it? 4904 If we are robbed, we ask, How came we by the goods? 4904 If you kneel down, who will decline to put a foot on you? 4904 Intellectual contempt of easy dupes Invite indecision to exhaust their scruples Is not one month of brightness as much as we can ask for? 4904 Intimations of cowardice menacing a paralysis of the will Irony instead of eloquence Is it any waste of time to write of love? 4904 Is he jealous? 4904 Is he jealous? 4904 Is it any waste of time to write of love? 4904 Not now?--does it mean, not now? 4904 Not now?--does it mean, not now? 4904 Not now?--does it mean, not now? 4904 They move on noiselessly Would he see what he aims at? 4904 We has long overshadowedI"What a man hates in adversity is to see''faces''What else is so consolatory to a ruined man?
4904	What''s an eccentric?
4904	When we despair or discolour things, it is our senses in revolt Who can really think, and not think hopefully?
4904	Who beguiles so much as Self?
4904	Who can really think, and not think hopefully?
4904	Who shuns true friends flies fortune in the concrete Would he see what he aims at?
4904	Who so intoxicated as the convalescent catching at health?
4904	Who so intoxicated as the convalescent catching at health?
4904	Who so intoxicated as the convalescent catching at health?
4904	beastly bathos On a wild April morning Once my love?
4904	beastly bathos On a wild April morning Once my love?
4904	not a small matter to any of us What a man hates in adversity is to see''faces''What else is so consolatory to a ruined man?
4904	not a small matter to any of us What he did, she took among other inevitable matters What''s an eccentric?
4904	of what avail is human effort?
4904	of what avail is human effort?
4904	of what avail is human effort?
4904	or, Do I serve my heart?
4904	or, Do I serve my heart?
4904	or, Do I serve my heart?
4904	what have I done?
4904	what have I done?
4904	what have I done?
4904	you did it in cold blood?
4904	you did it in cold blood?
4904	you did it in cold blood?
8489	''What would''st thou with me?'' 8489 ''What would''st thou with me?''
8489	How so?
8489	Signor, are you then a Christian?
8489	What next, Michael?
8489	Why so?
8489	Why, what?
8489	''Did not you take dates out of your portmanteau, and, as you ate them, did not you throw the shells about on both sides?''
8489	***** A person said to me lately,"But you will, for civility''s sake,_ call_ them_ Catholics_, will you not?"
8489	***** Can a politician, a statesman, slight the feelings and the convictions of the whole matronage of his country?
8489	***** Can dialogues in verse be defended?
8489	***** Could you ever discover any thing sublime, in our sense of the term, in the classic Greek literature?
8489	***** How did the Atheist get his idea of that God whom he denies?
8489	***** Must not the ministerial plan for the West Indies lead necessarily to a change of property, either by force or dereliction?
8489	***** Was there ever such a miserable scene as that of the exhibition of the Austrian standards in the French house of peers the other day?
8489	--"Not that I know, my lord,"I replied;"what have I done which argues any derangement of mind?"
8489	--''Did not you sit down when you came hither?''
8489	11.?])
8489	A lady once asked me--"What then could be the intention in creating so many great bodies, so apparently useless to us?"
8489	And can such a feeling be without its effect on the estimation of the wedded life in general?
8489	And how could a_ man_ be a mediator between God and man?
8489	And shall man alone stoop?
8489	And she loved you too?
8489	And then what does this Samuel do?
8489	And what next?
8489	Are all my tears lost, all my righteous prayers Drown''d in thy drunken wrath?
8489	Are domestic charities on the increase amongst families under this system?
8489	Are you not damned eternally?"
8489	Are you, indeed?
8489	As for the House of Lords, what is the use of ever so much fiery spirit, if there be no principle to guide and to sanctify it?
8489	At last I was so provoked, that I said to him,"Pray, why ca n''t you say''old clothes''in a plain way as I do now?"
8489	Ay, thou unreverend boy, Sir Robert''s son: why scorn''st thou at Sir Robert?
8489	Belike you found some rival in your love, then?
8489	Besides, can we altogether disregard the practice of the modern Greeks?
8489	Bowyer asked me why I had made myself such a fool?
8489	But are you sure that they are dead?
8489	But how can it be shown that the principles applicable to an interchange of conveniences or luxuries apply also to an interchange of necessaries?
8489	But tell me, Signor, what_ are_ the differences?"
8489	But your subtle fluid is pure gratuitous assumption; and for what use?
8489	But,_ what_ happiness?
8489	By the by, do you know any parallel in modern history to the absurdity of our giving a legislative assembly to the Sicilians?
8489	By the by, what do you mean by exclusively assuming the title of Unitarians?
8489	Can any thing beat his remark on King William''s motto,--_Recepit, non rapuit_,--"that the receiver was as bad as the thief?"
8489	Can there ever be any thorough national fusion of the Northern and Southern states?
8489	Children are excluded from all political power; are they not human beings in whom the faculty of reason resides?
8489	Colbrand the giant, that same mighty man?
8489	Coleridge?"
8489	Do n''t you see that each is in all, and all in each?
8489	Does such a combination often really exist in rerum naturae?
8489	First, however, what does O. P. Q. mean by the word_ happiness_?
8489	First, where will you begin your collection of facts?
8489	For, has any thing happened that has happened, from any other causes, or under any other conditions, than such as I laid down Beforehand?"
8489	G."And why not, Signor?"
8489	G."But do you not worship Jesus, who sits on the right hand of God?"
8489	G."I''m thinking, Signor, what is the difference between you and us, that you are to be certainly damned?"
8489	G."Then why not worship the Virgin, who sits on the left?"
8489	He will not, can not study; of what avail had all his study been to him?
8489	How can creatures susceptible of pleasure and pain do otherwise than desire happiness?
8489	How can there be a sinful carcass?
8489	How could a poet-- and such a poet as Dante-- have written the details of the allegory as conjectured by Rosetti?
8489	How could he be tempted, if he had no formal capacity of being seduced?
8489	How far are we to go?
8489	How should it be otherwise?
8489	I see no reformer who asks himself the question,_ What_ is it that I propose to myself to effect in the result?
8489	If a man''s conduct can not be ascribed to the angelic, nor to the bestial within him, what is there left for us to refer to it, but the fiendish?
8489	If you take from Virgil his diction and metre, what do you leave him?
8489	In what respect were the Jews more sinful in delivering Jesus up,_ because_ Pilate could do nothing except by God''s leave?
8489	Is Holland any authority to the contrary?
8489	Is it Sir Robert''s son that you seek so?
8489	Is it not just to kill him that has killed another?''
8489	Is it not unnatural to be always connecting very great intellectual power with utter depravity?
8489	Is not its real price enhanced to every Christian and patriot a hundred- fold?
8489	Is not"Romeo and Juliet"a love play?
8489	Is reason, then, an affair of sex?
8489	Is that forehead, that nose, those temples and that chin, akin to the monkey tribe?
8489	Is the House of Commons to be re- constructed on the principle of a representation of interests, or of a delegation of men?
8489	Is the case much altered now, do you know?
8489	Is there, then, no knowledge by which these pleasures can be commanded?
8489	James Gurney, wilt thou give us leave a while?
8489	LADY F. Where is that slave, thy brother?
8489	Must it be another threat of foreign invasion?
8489	My brother Robert?
8489	Now, what would he not have done if he had lived now, and could have availed himself of all our vast acquisitions in physical science?"
8489	Now, would such prohibitions have been fabricated in those kings''reigns, or afterwards?
8489	Of what complexion was she?
8489	Old Sir Robert''s son?
8489	Quale est?_ and_ Quid est?_ the last bringing you to the most material of all points, its individual being.
8489	Quale est?_ and_ Quid est?_ the last bringing you to the most material of all points, its individual being.
8489	Shall we give less credence to John and Paul themselves?
8489	That holds in chase mine honour up and down?
8489	The cavern?
8489	The last are likest to their original, but what pleasure do they give?
8489	Then, again, if a popular tumult were to take place in Poland, who can doubt that the Jews would be the first objects of murder and spoliation?
8489	They''ll hang the faster on for death''s convulsion.-- Thou seed of rocks, will nothing move thee, then?
8489	Think of the sublimity, I should rather say the profundity, of that passage in Ezekiel,[ 2]"Son of man, can these bones live?
8489	Think of upwards of 160 members voting away two millions and a half of tax on Friday[1], at the bidding of whom, shall I say?
8489	Thou calledst him?
8489	Thus shall our healths do others good, Whilst we ourselves do all we would; For, freed from envy and from care, What would we be but what we are?
8489	Was I so mad to bid light torches now?
8489	Was there ever a greater misnomer?
8489	Was there ever such an absolute disregard of literary fame as that displayed by Shakspeare, and Beaumont and Fletcher?
8489	We had ridiculed their_ quiddities_, and why?
8489	Were your bloods equal?
8489	What blasphemy, I should like to know, unless the assuming to be the"Son of God"was assuming to be of the_ divine nature_?
8489	What brings you here to court so hastily?
8489	What can an English minister abroad really want but an honest and bold heart, a love for his country and the ten commandments?
8489	What classes should we admit?
8489	What could he have been but a sort of virtuous Sesostris or Buonaparte?
8489	What could redintegrate us again?
8489	What evil results now to this country, taken at large, from the actual existence of the National Debt?
8489	What further need have we of witnesses?
8489	What have_ we_ to do with him?
8489	What in the eye of an intellectual and omnipotent Being is the whole sidereal system to the soul of one man for whom Christ died?
8489	What is it that Mr. Landor wants, to make him a poet?
8489	What is the spirit which seems to move and unsettle every other man in England and on the Continent at this time?
8489	What make you with your torches in the dark?
8489	What moral object was there, for which such a Messiah should come?
8489	What saidst thou?
8489	What would you think of a law which should tax every person in Devonshire for the pecuniary benefit of every person in Yorkshire?
8489	What, and yours too?
8489	Where are our statesmen to meet this emergency?
8489	Where must we stop?
8489	Who can read with pleasure more than a hundred lines or so of Hudibras at one time?
8489	Who could always follow to the turning- point his long arrow- flights of thought?
8489	Who could fix those ejaculations of light, those tones of a prophet, which at times have made me bend before him as before an inspired man?
8489	Who has not a thousand times seen snow fall on water?
8489	Who is mad now?"
8489	Who would dream, indeed, of comparing Wesley with a Cuvier, Hufeland, Blumenbach, Eschenmeyer, Reil,& c.?
8489	Who would listen to the county of Bedford, if it were to declare itself disannexed from the British empire, and to set up for itself?
8489	Whom must we disfranchise?
8489	Why are not Donne''s volumes of sermons reprinted at Oxford?
8489	Why do we expect the Jews to abandon their national customs and distinctions?
8489	Why need we talk of a fiery hell?
8489	Why not use common language?
8489	Why not_ shillinged, farthinged, tenpenced,_& c.?
8489	Why should not the old form_ agen_ be lawful in verse?
8489	Why should we not wish to see it realized?
8489	Why?
8489	Would he not have said,"You need not make a difficulty; I only mean so and so?"
8489	Would it not be silly to call the Argonauts pirates in our sense of the word?
8489	Would not a total silence of this great apostle and evangelist upon this mystery be strange?
8489	Would you put England on a footing with a country, which can be overrun in a campaign, and starved in a year?
8489	[ 1] Did the name of criticism ever descend so low as in the hands of those two fools and knaves, Seward and Simpson?
8489	[ 1] His Liberty of Prophesying is a work of wonderful eloquence and skill; but if we believe the argument, what do we come to?
8489	[ 1] I have a mind to try how it would bear translation; but what metre have we to answer in feeling to the elegiac couplet of the Greeks?
8489	[ Footnote 1: I know not when or where; but are not all the writings of this exquisite genius the effusions of one whose spirit lived in past time?
8489	[ Footnote 3:"But who is this, what thing of sea or land?
8489	and, secondly, how does he propose to make other persons agree in_ his_ definition of the term?
8489	are all Englishmen Christians?"
8489	are you not Turks?
8489	dost thou mock us, slave?
8489	he is holding his nose at thee at that distance; dost thou think that I, sitting here, can endure it any longer?"
8489	it is my mother:--How now, good lady?
8489	my good lord, of what crime can I be guilty towards you that you should take away my life?''
8489	said Ball,"what can you mean, Sir?"
8489	says the merchant,''how should I kill your son?
8489	was it not so?
8489	where is he?
8489	where will you end it?
8489	why dost thou wonder at it?
8489	you believe in Christ then?"
41705	How much is that in yards or feet?
41705	If we say so of the Sicilians, why may not Buonaparte say this of the Swiss?
41705	Is not that a nice one?
41705	The Beggar''s Petitionis a fair instance, and what if I dared to add Gray''s"Elegy in a Country Churchyard"?
41705	What do you mean, my love?
41705	A.D. 1806[?
41705	And all the thoughts, pains, joys of mortal breath, A war- embrace of wrestling life and death?
41705	And for what reason, say, rather, for what cause, do you believe immortality?
41705	And if the latter be fit objects of a final cause, why not the former?
41705	And is not man a being capable of Beauty even as of Hunger and Thirst?
41705	And now where is it?
41705	And though it may receive the assent of the people of"the squares and places,"yet what does that do, if it be the ridicule of all other classes?
41705	And what are these?
41705	And what if joy pass quick away?
41705	And what is a moment?
41705	And what is the height and ideal of mere association?
41705	And what then?
41705	And whence arises the pleasure from musing on the latter?
41705	And wherefore?
41705	And who are the friends of the People?
41705	And why is difference linked with hatred?
41705	And why is this?
41705	And yet scarcely more than that other moment of fifty or sixty years, were that our all?
41705	Are not the words precisely appropriate, so that you can not change them without changing the force and meaning?
41705	Are they not pure English?
41705	Are they the poor and despised, the unalphabeted in worldly learning?
41705	Besides, when are the rebukes, the chastisements to commence?
41705	But IT?
41705	But Sweden, Norway, Germany, the Tyrol?
41705	But are they not even now intelligible to man, woman, and child?
41705	But how far is this state produced by pain and denaturalisation?
41705	But the implements with which we reap, how are they gained?
41705	But the question of the source of the remark is, to whom?
41705	But what can I say, when I have declared my abhorrence of the_ Edinburgh Review_?
41705	But what is love?
41705	But who are the swine?
41705	But why?
41705	Can he be an adequate, can he be a good critic, though not commensurate[ with the poet criticised]?
41705	Compare this with the Law of Conscience-- Is it not its specific character to be immediate, positive, unalterable?
41705	Did I not particularly notice the_ un_likeness on my first arrival at Malta?
41705	Do not the bad passions in dreams throw light and show of proof upon this hypothesis?
41705	Does not everyone do this in looking at any conspicuous three stars together?
41705	Does the understanding say nothing in favour of immortality?
41705	Even that is less absurd than the conceit of deducing the Divine being?
41705	Every man asks_ how_?
41705	Final causes answer to why?
41705	For what is forgetfulness?
41705	Fruition?
41705	Grant all this-- that_ they_ will_ out_grow these particular actions, yet with what HABITS of_ feeling_ will they arrive at youth and manhood?
41705	Had I forgot the caterpillar?
41705	Has the bird hope?
41705	Have you never seen a stick broken in the middle, and yet cohering by the rind?
41705	His pains and sorrows[ what are they but] the fertilising rain?
41705	How continued but by a_ causative power_ in the soul?
41705	How indeed is it possible at once to_ love_ Pascal and Voltaire?
41705	How many hostile tenets has it enabled me to contemplate as fragments of truth, false only by negation and mutual exclusion?
41705	How shall we think of this compatibly with the monad soul?
41705	How was this?
41705	I ask, to what do they belong in my waking remembrance?
41705	I could not find it, it was not on the table-- had it dropped on the ground?
41705	I fear I can make nothing out of it; but why do I always hurry away from any interesting thought to do something uninteresting?
41705	I never, except as a forced courtesy of conversation, ask in a stage- coach, Whose house is that?
41705	I quoted your own exposition, and dare you with these opinions charge others with superstition?
41705	I searched and searched everywhere, my pockets, my fobs, impossible places-- literally it had vanished, and where was it?
41705	I turned to Greenough and"Who broke his bottle?"
41705	If my researches are shadowy, what, in the name of reason, are you?
41705	In the first place, here is a prodigality of beauty; and what harm do they do by existing?
41705	Is it a cowardice of all deep feeling, even though pleasurable?
41705	Is it connected with my epistolary embarrassments?
41705	Is it in_ excess_ when on first_ dropping_ asleep we_ fall_ down precipices, or sink down, all things sinking beneath us, or drop down?
41705	Is it love of liberty, of spontaneity or what?
41705	Is it not a strange system which sets prudence against prudence?
41705	Is it not strictly analogous to generation, and no more contrary to unity than it?
41705	Is not a real_ event_ in the body well represented by this phrase?
41705	Is not the reproduction of the lizard a complete generation?
41705	Is not the very nature of superstition in general, as being utterly sensuous,_ cold_ except where it is_ sensual_?
41705	Is there no other edition?
41705	Is there, then, disproportion here?
41705	Is this a guide, or primary guide, that for ever requires a guide against itself?
41705	Is this the metaphysic that bad spirits in hell delight in?
41705	Is very life by consciousness unbounded?
41705	Is''t then a mystery so great, what God and the man, and the world is?
41705	Love as it may subsist between two persons of different senses?
41705	May not many common but false conclusions originate in the neglect of this distinction-- in the confounding of objective and subjective logic?
41705	May there not be gunpowder as well as corn set before it, and the latter will not thrive, but become cinders?
41705	Must she not be, as is thy placid sphere, Serenely brilliant?
41705	N.B.--Why?
41705	O are they the songs of a happy, enduring day- dream?
41705	O that it were the_ prudential_ soul of all I love, of all who deserve to be loved, in every proposed action to ask yourself, To what end is this?
41705	O ye strange locks of intricate simplicity, who shall find the key?
41705	On her return, being asked"Well, what do you think?"
41705	Or have ye lim''d your wings with honey- dew?
41705	Pleasure?
41705	Quid si vivat?
41705	S. T. C. and De Quincey?]
41705	Shall it be in the attractive powers of the different surfaces of the earth?
41705	So Homer''s Juno, Minerva, etc., are read with delight-- but Blackmore?
41705	So should I feel sorrow, if Allston''s mother, whom I have never seen, were to die?
41705	Succession with interspace?
41705	That deep intuition of our_ one_ness, is it not at the bottom of many of our faults as well as virtues?
41705	The fibres, half of them actually broken and the rest sprained and, though tough, unsustaining?
41705	The whole of religion seems to me to rest on and in the question: The One and The Good-- are these words or realities?
41705	There are, I see, weighty arguments on the other side, but are they not to be got over?
41705	These varying and infinite co- present colours, what are they?
41705	This, if true, may be a subtlety, but is it necessarily a trifle?
41705	This-- and what more than this?
41705	Those whispers just as you have fallen asleep-- what are they, and whence?
41705	To extinguish the light of love and of conscience, to put out the life of arbitrement, to make myself and others_ worthless, soulless, Godless_?
41705	To perplex our clearest notions and living moral instincts?
41705	Was he not dragged into it?
41705	Was it the action of the rays of my face upon my eyes?
41705	Were one a Catholic, what a sublime oration might one not make of it?
41705	What an unintelligible, affrightful riddle, what a chaos of limbs and trunk, tailless, headless, nothing begun and nothing ended, would it not be?
41705	What else can there be?--for the substantial mind, for the_ I_, what else can there be?
41705	What if our existence was but that moment?
41705	What if the natural life have two possible terminations-- true Being and the falling back into the dark Will?
41705	What if they break?
41705	What if, in certain cases, touch acted by itself, co- present with vision, yet not coalescing?
41705	What is music?
41705	What is the beginning?
41705	What is the difference between a thermometer and a barometer?"
41705	What is the first and divinest strain of music?
41705	What is the practical result?
41705	What is the solution?
41705	What is the solution?
41705	What is the universal of man in all, but especially in savage states?
41705	What now?
41705	What say I more than this?
41705	What seest thou yonder?
41705	What then are they guilty of who uncover the dormitories of the departed, and throw their souls into hell, in order to cast odium on a living truth?
41705	What then?
41705	What vanity, what self- conceit?
41705	What worse?
41705	What, I say, is the clear dictate of prudence in the matter of friendship?
41705	What, then, is it?
41705	What, then, is sympathy if the feelings be not disclosed?
41705	What_ can_ he do?
41705	Where shall I find an image for this sublime symbol which, ever involving the presence of Deity, yet tends towards it ever?
41705	Which of the two notions is most like the philosopher, which the superstitionist?
41705	Who ever felt a single sensation?
41705	Who has not seen a rose, or sprig of jasmine or myrtle?
41705	Who would have said this even fifty years ago?
41705	Why did I neglect it?
41705	Why not verboil, zerboil; verrend, zerrend?
41705	Why this endless looking out of thyself?
41705	Why were not_ all_ Gods?
41705	Why, then, not acknowledge your obligations step by step?
41705	Why, to be sure, it is called a religion, but the question is, Is it a religion?
41705	Why?
41705	Why?
41705	Why?
41705	Will it be the reverse with Great Britain and America?
41705	Would it act?
41705	Would not the incident be in equal keeping with that of the child, as well as the image and tone of romantic uncommonness?
41705	Yet did we not_ despair wrongfully_ of the people?
41705	[ Compare the three last lines of"What is Life?"
41705	[ Sidenote: A BLISS TO BE ALIVE] Zephyrs that captive roam among these boughs, Strive ye in vain to thread the leafy maze?
41705	[ Sidenote: August, 1811] Why do you make a book?
41705	[ Sidenote: CONSCIENCE AND IMMORTALITY] From what reasons do I believe in_ continuous_ and ever- continuable consciousness?
41705	[ Sidenote: COROLLARY] Between beasts and men, when the same actions are performed by both, are the means analogous or different only in degree?
41705	[ Sidenote: July 20, 1800] Poor fellow at a distance-- idle?
41705	[ Sidenote: THE AIM OF HIS METAPHYSIC] What is it that I employ my metaphysics on?
41705	[ Sidenote: THE IDEA OF GOD] Did you deduce your own being?
41705	[ Sidenote: THE INTOLERANCE OF CONVERTS] Why do we so very, very often see men pass from one extreme to the other?
41705	[ Sidenote: VAIN GLORY] Lord of light and fire?
41705	[ So the MS.] If I played the hypocrite to myself, can I blame my fate that he has, at length, played the deceiver to me?
41705	[ What is this but] to fix morals without morality, and[ to allow] general rules to supersede all particular thought?
41705	[ untranslatable]--the pretended sight- sensation, is it anything more than the light- point in every picture either of nature or of a good painter?
41705	_ Homines sumus et nihil humani a nobis alienum._ But does it follow, therefore, that in_ all_ schools these plans of teaching should be followed?
41705	_ Horace_.--What other word have we?
41705	and how is this the means?
41705	and not the means to something else foreign to or abhorrent from my purpose?
41705	and what are they in nature?
41705	and what then?
41705	and who cared?
41705	and who ever supposed that they did?
41705	and, again, subordinately, in every component part of the picture?
41705	can not we condemn a counterfeit and yet remain admirers of the original?
41705	does not every one see by the inner vision, a triangle?
41705	each attraction the vicegerent and representative of the central attraction, and yet being no other than that attraction itself?
41705	etc., as if you[ were talking to] Wordsworth or Sir G. Beaumont?
41705	how long he talks,"and they never ask themselves, Did this man force himself into your company?
41705	in this hay- time when wages are so high?
41705	no cheap German?
41705	not to how?
41705	or are both reasons the same?
41705	or do you resign all pretence to reason, and consider yourself-- nay, even that in a contradiction-- as a passive[ cir] among Nothings?
41705	or does it abandon itself to the joy of its frame, a living harp of Eolus?
41705	or if not, are they consistent, and capable of being co- or sub- ordinated?
41705	or is every animal a republic_ in se_?
41705	or is it laziness?
41705	or is it something less obvious than either?
41705	or is there one Breeze of Life,"at once the soul of each, and God of all?"
41705	or waste?
41705	quam miserum_, 177 Indian fig and death of an immortal, 177 Kings, what kind of gods?
41705	that is, did my eyes see my face, and from the sidelong and faint action of the rays place the image in that situation?
41705	the dislike that a bad man should have any virtues, a good man any faults?
41705	what the end?
41705	where is it?
41705	why this endless rage for novelty?
41705	why, in short, did not the Almighty create an absolutely infinite number of Almighties?
41705	would Ray or Durham have spoken of God as you spoke of Nature?
38106	And you deserted them?
38106	Did you believe that rib story?
38106	Did you belong to any church?
38106	Did you ever run off with any of the money?
38106	Did you have a wife and children of your own?
38106	Did you take anything else along with you?
38106	Do you belong to any church?
38106	Do you think anybody is ever prejudiced in their sleep?
38106	Have you heard of them since?
38106	How much did you run off with?
38106	Well, did you believe that rib story?
38106	What is Infidelity?
38106	What is your business?
38106	What kind of a bank did you have?
38106	What rib story? 38106 What?"
38106	You believed it, did you?
38106	''Well,''said I,''What would you advise me to do under similar circumstances?''
38106	( 1776?)
38106	372. Who is the Blasphemer?
38106	399. Who is the True Nobleman?
38106	443. Who Designed the Designer?
38106	95. Who Shall Rule the Country?
38106	A Little Too Late Is it not a little late in the day to object to people because they sacrifice meat and other eatables to their god?
38106	After all, is it not possible to live honest and courageous lives without believing these fables?
38106	And suppose that he also knew that only by betraying Christ could he save either himself or others; what ought Judas to have done?
38106	And why did they do this?
38106	Are all the investigators in perdition?
38106	Are the Christian nations patterns of charity and forbearance?
38106	Are you not glad that our flag is covered all over with financial honors?
38106	Are you not glad?
38106	Are you willing to rely upon an argument that justifies the treachery of that wretch?
38106	Believe, or Beware And what does a trial for heresy mean?
38106	But how do we know that the disciples of Christ wrote a word of the gospels?
38106	But where is the legislation?
38106	But where is the new Eden?
38106	By what right does a man, or an organization of men, or a god, claim to hold a brain in bondage?
38106	Can God be Improved?
38106	Can God, then, through the Bible, make the same revelation to two men?
38106	Can I assist Him?
38106	Can a Sane Man Believe in Inspiration?
38106	Can it be possible that any punishment can endure forever?
38106	Can it be pretended that the witnesses could not have been mistaken about the relation the Holy Ghost is alleged to have sustained to Jesus Christ?
38106	Can the conduct of infinite wisdom, power and love ever change?
38106	Can there ever be any progress in this world to amount to anything until we have liberty?
38106	Can we believe that God made lashes upon the naked back, a legal tender for labor performed?
38106	Can we believe that the inspired writer had any idea of the size of the sun?
38106	Can we believe that the real God, if there is one, ever ordered a man to be killed simply for making hair oil, or ointment?
38106	Creation the Decomposition of the Infinite Admitting that a god did create the universe, the question then arises, of what did he create it?
38106	Did Franklin and Jefferson Die in Fear?
38106	Did God destroy the memory of mankind at that time, and if so, how?
38106	Did all the ministers of Scotland add as much to the sum of human knowledge as David Hume?
38106	Did all the priests of France do as great a work for the civilization of the world as Diderot and Voltaire?
38106	Did all the priests of Rome increase the mental wealth of man as much as Bruno?
38106	Did he know of the one hundred and four planets belonging to our solar system, all children of the sun?
38106	Did he know that the volume of the Earth is less than one- millionth of that of the sun?
38106	Did it ever occur to them that a cancer is as beautiful in its development as is the reddest rose?
38106	Did the writers of the four gospels have"the sensible and true avouch of their own eyes and ears"in that behalf?
38106	Did they wish to save his life?
38106	Do the angels all discuss questions on the same side?
38106	Do they benefit mankind?
38106	Do you know I dislike this man?
38106	Do you know that there is only a little zig- zag strip around the world within which have been produced all men of genius?
38106	Do you mean that Adam and Eve business?
38106	Do you then believe that the Bible is a different book to every human being that receives it?
38106	Does God Uphold Slavery?
38106	Does He believe in some being superior to himself?
38106	Does Mr. Black pretend that such statements would be admitted as evidence in any court?
38106	Does the Bible teach man to enslave his brother?
38106	For more than a thousand years the Church had, to a great extent, the control of the civilized world, and what has been the result?
38106	For what purpose do you get up?
38106	From Whence Come Wars?
38106	Give the Devil His Due If the account given in Genesis is really true, ought we not, after all, to thank this serpent?
38106	Had I not better say so?
38106	Has the promise and hope of forgiveness ever prevented the commission of a sin?
38106	Has there been found upon the records of the savage world anything more perfectly fiendish than this commandment of Jehovah?
38106	How Did Water run up Hill?
38106	How can I assist God?
38106	How could language be confounded?
38106	How did it happen that Christ wrote nothing?
38106	How did the animals get back to their respective countries?
38106	How did these waters happen to run up hill?
38106	How did they get there?
38106	How did they know the way to go?
38106	How do we know that the writers of the gospels"were men of unimpeachable character?"
38106	How long will they grovel in the dust before the ignorant legends of the barbaric past?
38106	How long, O how long will mankind worship a book?
38106	How long, O how long will they pursue phantoms in a darkness deeper than death?
38106	How much are they worth?
38106	How much is a ton of iron worth in the ground?
38106	How was it Done?
38106	How was it possible for any one of the four Evangelists to know that Christ was the Son of God, or that he was God?
38106	How were some portions of the ark heated for animals from the tropics, and others kept cool for the polar bears?
38106	How were the animals watered?
38106	How would you go to work to prove that the devil entered into a drove of swine?
38106	I appeal to every laboring man, and I ask him,"Is there another country on this globe where you can have your equal rights with others?"
38106	I asked:"What are they?"
38106	I have read this book, and what shall I say of it?
38106	I wrote the article that appeared in the August number, and by me it was entitled"Is All of the Bible Inspired?"
38106	If I rob Mr. Smith, and God forgive me, how does that help Smith?
38106	If it does, is it not blasphemous to say that it is inspired of God?
38106	If the Bible is Not Verbally Inspired, What Then?
38106	If the government can make money, what on earth does it collect taxes for you and me for?
38106	If the words are not inspired, what is?
38106	If this doctrine be true, how can God be just or virtuous?
38106	In mercy?
38106	In order that they may be prepared to investigate the phenomena by which we are surrounded?
38106	In the eyes of intelligent men of Greece and Rome, were all deeds, whether good or evil, morally alike?
38106	Infinite Impudence of the Church Who can imagine the infinite impudence of a Church assuming to think for the human race?
38106	Is a god who will burn a soul forever in another world, better than a christian who burns the body for a few hours in this?
38106	Is all that Succeeds Inspired?
38106	Is he in want?
38106	Is it Possible?
38106	Is it necessary to believe in the existence of an infinite intelligence before you can have any standard of right and wrong?
38106	Is it nothing to civilize mankind?
38106	Is it nothing to dignify man and exalt the intellect?
38106	Is it nothing to fill the world with light, with discovery, with science?
38106	Is it nothing to free the mind?
38106	Is it nothing to make men wipe the dust from their swollen knees, the tears from their blanched and furrowed cheeks?
38106	Is it nothing to relieve the heavens of an insatiate monster, and write upon the eternal dome, glittering with stars, the grand word-- Liberty?
38106	Is it possible that God would make a successful rival?
38106	Is it possible that a being can not be just or virtuous unless he believes in some being infinitely superior to himself?
38106	Is it possible that a designer exists from all eternity without design?
38106	Is it possible that a few Chinese can bring"our holy religion"into disgust and contempt?
38106	Is it possible that an infinite God created this world simply to be the dwelling- place of slaves and serfs?
38106	Is it possible that only those who believe in the God who persecuted for opinion''s sake have any standard of right and wrong?
38106	Is it possible the devil was such an idiot?
38106	Is the infinite capable of any improvement whatever?
38106	Is there a Democrat now who wishes we had taken the advice of Bayard to scale the bonds?
38106	Is there a Greenbacker here who is not glad we did n''t do it?
38106	Is there an American, a Democrat here, who is not glad we escaped the stench and shame of repudiation, and did not take Democratic advice?
38106	Is there any such thing as Methodist mathematics, Presbyterian botany, Catholic astronomy or Baptist biology?
38106	Is there no intellectual liberty in heaven?
38106	Is there no possibility of delusion about a circumstance of that kind?
38106	Is there, in the civilized world, to- day, a clergyman who believes in the divinity of slavery?
38106	It takes no more ink and no more paper-- why not make$ 1000 bills?
38106	Let another read him who knows nothing of the drama, who knows nothing of the impersonation of passion; what does he get from him?
38106	Money by Work How do you get your money?
38106	Mr. Greenbacker, suppose the government issued$ 1,000,000,000 to- morrow, how would you get any of it?
38106	Must We Believe Fables to be Good and True?
38106	Must one be versed in Latin before he is entitled to express his opinion as to the genuineness of a pretended revelation from God?
38106	Must we believe that God called some of his children the money of others?
38106	Must we regard the auction block as an altar?
38106	Must we, in order to be good, gentle and loving in our lives, believe that the creation of woman was a second thought?
38106	Of what use are all the improvements in farming?
38106	Of what use is all the improved machinery unless it tends to give the farmer a little more leisure?
38106	On which of the six days was he created?
38106	Paring Nails Why should we in this age of the world be dominated by the dead?
38106	Questions About the Ark How was the ark kept clean?
38106	Religion and Facts What has religion to do with facts?
38106	Says he,"Do n''t you think he could put in another day to advantage right around here?"
38106	Seven long years of war-- fighting for what?
38106	Shakespeare''s Plays v. Sermons What would the church people think if the theatrical people should attempt to suppress the churches?
38106	Shall the men that said, This is not a nation, have charge of the nation?
38106	Shall the men who saved the old flag hold it?
38106	Shall the men who saved the ship of state sail it?
38106	Shall the people that saved this country rule it?
38106	Shall we pay our debts?
38106	Should any great credit be given to this deity for not being caught with such chaff?
38106	Some tell me that it is the desire of God that I should worship Him?
38106	Standing here amid the sacred memories of the first, on the golden threshold of the second, I ask, Will the second century be as good as the first?
38106	That I should sacrifice something to Him?
38106	That Jehovah really endeavored to induce Adam to take one of the lower animals as an helpmeet for him?
38106	That what they are pleased to call the adaptation of means to ends, is as apparent in the cancer as in the April rain?
38106	The Bible a Poor Product Admitting that the Bible is the Book of God, is that his only good job?
38106	The Devil and the Swine How are you going to prove a miracle?
38106	The Old Idea What was the old idea?
38106	The South and the Tariff Where did this doctrine of a tariff for revenue only come from?
38106	The World in Debt to Infidels What would the world be if infidels had never been?
38106	The question is, Shall the men who endeavored to destroy this country rule it?
38106	Then who shall say what shall be done with what is produced except the producer?
38106	There is still another question:"Will all the wounds of the war be healed?"
38106	There they were of every sort, and color, and kind, and how was it that they came together?
38106	They said:"We saved the nation''s life, and what is life without honor?"
38106	To feed the cattle?
38106	Was it under these pontiffs that the"church penetrated the moral darkness like a new sun,"and covered the globe with institutions of mercy?
38106	Was the Devil an Idiot?
38106	Was the slave- pen a temple?
38106	Was there no design in having an infinite designer?
38106	We are the greatest and wisest and most virtuous of mankind?
38106	We are told that God made man; and the question naturally arises, how was this done?
38106	We care nothing for the rich, except what will they do with their money?
38106	We know how it was ventilated; but what was done with the filth?
38106	Well, if it is, what''s the use of wasting it making one dollar bills?
38106	Were blood hounds, apostles?
38106	Were the greatest men of all antiquity without this standard?
38106	Were the stealers and whippers of babes and women the justified children of God?
38106	What Were We Fighting For?
38106	What did Moses know about the Sun?
38106	What do I get out of him?
38106	What else were they fighting for?
38106	What else were they fighting for?
38106	What for?
38106	What for?
38106	What for?
38106	What harm would it do to have an opera here tonight?
38106	What has any form of superstition or religion to do with a fact or with any science?
38106	What if Death Does End All?
38106	What is Christianity?
38106	What is Conscience?
38106	What is conscience?
38106	What is harvesting now, compared with what it was in the old time?
38106	What is the talk?
38106	What kind of a man were you?"
38106	What kind of a man were you?"
38106	What man who ever thinks, can believe that blood can appease God?
38106	What right has he to assassinate the joy of life?
38106	What right has he to murder the sunshine of the day?
38106	What shall these men do?
38106	What wrong would there be to see one of those grand plays on Sunday?
38106	When the man is called up by the recording secretary, or whoever does the cross- examining, he says to his soul:"Where are you from?"
38106	When you rise at four and work till dark what is life worth?
38106	Whence Came the Gospels?
38106	Where Did the Serpent Come From?
38106	Where are you from?"
38106	Where did the serpent come from?
38106	Where from?
38106	Where is the New Eden?
38106	Who is the blasphemer; the man who denies the existence of God, or he who covers the robes of the infinite with innocent blood?
38106	Who made him?
38106	Who on earth at this day would pretend to settle any scientific question by a text from the Bible?
38106	Who saw it, and who would know a devil if he did see him?
38106	Who selected these?
38106	Whom can I assist?
38106	Why Did Not God Kill the Serpent?
38106	Why Hate an Atheist?
38106	Why Should Infidels Die in Fear?
38106	Why Should the Church be Merciful?
38106	Why did he fail to speak?
38106	Why did he go dumbly to his death, leaving the world to misery and to doubt?
38106	Why did he not cry, You shall not persecute in my name; you shall not burn and torment those who differ from you in creed?
38106	Why did he not defend his children?
38106	Why did he not explain the doctrine of the trinity?
38106	Why did he not plainly say, I am the Son of God?
38106	Why did he not put Adam and Eve on their guard about this serpent?
38106	Why did he not say something positive, definite, and satisfactory about another world?
38106	Why did he not tell his disciples, and through them the world, that man should not persecute, for opinion''s sake, his fellow- man?
38106	Why did he not tell the manner of baptism that was pleasing to him?
38106	Why did he not turn the tear- stained hope of heaven to the glad knowledge of another life?
38106	Why did not the Lord God take him by the tail and snap his head off?
38106	Why do n''t it make what money it wants, take the taxes out, and give the balance to us?
38106	Why do you shock these people?
38106	Why hast thou forsaken me?"
38106	Why investigate when you know?
38106	Why not feed them more the night before?
38106	Why not make$ 100,000,000 and all be billionaires?
38106	Why not say, God has intelligence, therefore there must be an intelligence greater than his?
38106	Why pursue that which you have?
38106	Why should God hate to see a man happy?
38106	Why should a believer in God hate an atheist?
38106	Why should barbarian Jews who went down to death and dust three thousand years ago, control the living world?
38106	Why should it excite his wrath to see a family in the woods, by some babbling stream, talking, laughing and loving?
38106	Why should she show mercy to a kind and noble heretic whom her God will burn in eternal fire?
38106	Why should that day be filled with gloom instead of joy?
38106	Why should the Church pity a man whom her God hates?
38106	Why should these gentlemen object to a god with big fiery eyeballs, when their own Deity has eyes like a flame of fire?
38106	Why should we be damned for laughing at Samson and his foxes, while others, holding the Nebular Hypothesis in utter contempt, go straight to heaven?
38106	Why should we look sad, and think about death, and hear about- hell?
38106	Why should we send missionaries to China, if we can not convert the heathen when they come here?
38106	Why should you object to these people on account of their religion?
38106	Why was Christ so Silent?
38106	Why was not the serpent kept out of the garden?
38106	Why?
38106	Will God have more power?
38106	Will There Be an Eternal Auto da Fe?
38106	Will he become more merciful?
38106	Will he not be damned as quick for denying geology as for denying the scheme of salvation?
38106	Will his love for his poor creatures increase?
38106	Will not a man be damned as quick for denying the equator as denying the Bible?
38106	Will some theologian, versed in the machinery of the miraculous, tell us in what way God confounded the language of mankind?
38106	Will the Second Century of America be as good as the First?
38106	Will the Wounds of the War be Healed?
38106	Will the agony of the damned increase or decrease the happiness of God?
38106	Will the penitent thief, winged and crowned, laugh at the honest folks in hell?
38106	Will there be, in the universe, an eternal_ auto da fe_?
38106	Will they be kind enough to tell us what the fountains of the great deep are?
38106	Would God Kill a Man for Making Ointment?
38106	Would God give a bird wings and make it a crime to fly?
38106	Would a Real God Uphold Slavery?
38106	Would he give me brains and make it a crime to think?
38106	Would it not be far better to treat this atheist, at least, as well as he treats us?
38106	Would you expect to find that book in favor of liberty?
38106	or shall the rebels walk her quarter- deck, give the orders and sink it?
38106	simply for the purpose of raising orthodox Christians?
22019	''Verily they have their reward,''you mean? 22019 An''the wench?
22019	An''they couldna stir it?
22019	And for what does he perish?
22019	And he?
22019	And how can it love if it have not a soul?
22019	And what do you mean by that?
22019	And what good will you do? 22019 And what is that?"
22019	And wheer may he lie?
22019	And when he leaves you?
22019	And when that ship sails without you? 22019 And why do we want to have anything to do with them?"
22019	And you have given yourself up to us that by your death you may purchase a messenger from us for this errand?
22019	And you prefer what is born of the latter?
22019	And,added Estmere, with a smile,"if you were not Tricotrin you would be Béranger?"
22019	Are there not higher things than present reward and the mere talk of tongues? 22019 Are they not?"
22019	Are they? 22019 Are we sure that nothing lives of the music you mourn?
22019	Are you a socialist?
22019	Are you so sure? 22019 Art can only live by Faith: and what faith have we?
22019	Be dog alive?
22019	But how can I hope you will believe me?
22019	But if ye warn''t needed at yer mill cos the iron beast was a weavin''and a reelin''and a dewin''of it all, how''d yer feel? 22019 But may not dramatic art escape thither also?"
22019	But of what use is it for one to say he repents unless in some measure he makes atonement?
22019	But surely you would rather be merry than anything else?
22019	But that is always a northern feeling?
22019	But the end?
22019	But what is the smoke?
22019	But where atonement is impossible?
22019	Can not make a name? 22019 Can nothing save her?"
22019	Creeds? 22019 Dew it matter?"
22019	Did any one ever speak to you in that way?
22019	Did you pray for the holy men?
22019	Didst thou dream that I should be faithless and forsake thee? 22019 Divorce?
22019	Do you not want to see Rubes''world, little one? 22019 Enough to efface it in the eyes of one who had never sinned?"
22019	For him?
22019	Good gracious me, why should he? 22019 Have you ever thought what you have done?
22019	His end? 22019 How can it feel, to live like_ that?_"he asked, in a wistful, tremulous voice.
22019	How do you know?
22019	How good you would have been to her, Bébée?
22019	How much work have you done, Annémie? 22019 How wur''t?"
22019	I canna tell; but for sure it is well with him?
22019	I thought God made women?
22019	Is he there?
22019	Is it possible?
22019	It has been there always-- always-- so near me?
22019	It is only a dog,you say;"what matter if the brute fret to death?"
22019	It were a ston''as killed him?
22019	May I tidy the room a little?
22019	Mercury-- is that a shoemaker?
22019	Nay;--how do you know?
22019	O child, what use is that? 22019 Of what country, my dear?"
22019	Oil and flame, old and new, living and dying, tradition and scepticism, iconoclast and idolater, you can not unite and harmonise these antagonisms?
22019	Only Pantomimi?
22019	Only Pantomimi?
22019	Repentance in secret-- would that avail?
22019	She amassed wealth,they say: no doubt she did-- and why?
22019	She will have her art----"Will the dead bird sing?
22019	Since sophism came in, which was with Monsieur Cain, when he asked,''Am I my brother''s keeper?'' 22019 Since when have you discovered that?"
22019	That is not the fault of the reeds?
22019	The Roman Emperors?
22019	The birds in cages sing,she answered him,"but think you they are glad?"
22019	The children?
22019	The power of vision? 22019 Then there is no use in a stage at all?"
22019	Then why give the wealth of your intellect to men?
22019	Was it because you were afraid of dying in your prime that you would never woo Fame then yourself?
22019	Well, if they do? 22019 Were you guilty?"
22019	What am I worth that you should perish for me? 22019 What are you thinking of to- night?"
22019	What avail to strive to bring men nearer to the right? 22019 What did you do?"
22019	What is it you feel?
22019	What is your name then?
22019	What matter what brought them,she said softly,"if they reach the same goal?"
22019	What then?
22019	Wheer? 22019 When wur''t?"
22019	Where is there such a one? 22019 Who are celebrated in Scripture?
22019	Who cared for his sweat or sorrow? 22019 Who has done that?"
22019	Who has put that into your head, Bébée?
22019	Who is there?
22019	Who would not?
22019	Why do you do that?
22019	Why do you shine?
22019	Why had you not a grandmother of your own, my little one?
22019	Why not twice? 22019 Why that?"
22019	Will it?
22019	Will they burn me if I sing too well?
22019	You believe in public penance?
22019	You care for art yourself, M. Della Rocca?
22019	You come from the Roman Emperors?
22019	You have chapel and chaplain yonder at your château, I believe? 22019 You have sworn to take my body, sawn in two, to Ben- Ihreddin?"
22019	You mean that superiority has its attendant shadow, which is calumny? 22019 You think very ill of men?"
22019	You will not, I believe, seek to enforce your title to dispute them with me?
22019	You would not lose''those thoughts that wander through eternity,''to gain in exchange the peace from ignorance of the peasant or the dullard?
22019	_ A m''effacer_? 22019 _ You_ are of the people of Rubes''country, are you not?"
22019	''My dear,''she said to him,''why did you trouble yourself to put all that wit and sense into it?
22019	''Will ye have Christ or Barabbas?''
22019	*** A genius?
22019	*** Bad?
22019	*** But they are hollow inside, you still urge?
22019	*** Can an ignorant or an untrained brain follow the theory of light, or the metamorphosis of plants?
22019	*** Do n''t you know that whilst broad, intellectual scepticism is masculine, narrow, social scepticism is feminine?
22019	*** Do you know the delicate delights of a summer morning in Italy?
22019	*** Ever and anon the old, dark, eager, noble face was lifted from its pillow, and the withered lips murmured three words:"Is she come?"
22019	*** Have I been cruel, my child?
22019	*** How should we have great Art in our day?
22019	*** I never knew quite whether I liked her-- how can you with those women of the world?
22019	*** Is Nature kind or cruel?
22019	*** There never was an Æneas; there never was a Numa; well, what the better are we?
22019	*** What is the use of railing against Society?
22019	*** What was love if not one long forgiveness?
22019	*** Wrong to be proud, you ask?
22019	*** Yet as he thought, so he did not realise that he would ever cease to be in the world-- who does?
22019	*** You know how St. Michael made the Italian?
22019	***"And when the ship sails away without you?"
22019	***"And where are you going so fast, as if those wooden shoes of yours were sandals of mercury?"
22019	***"Ben Dare, he be dead?"
22019	***"But ye dunna get good wage?"
22019	***"Can you inform me how it is that women possess tenacity of will in precise proportion to the frivolity of their lives?
22019	***"Does it vex you that I am not a boy?"
22019	***"Good?
22019	***"Is that all you know?"
22019	***"So you have brought Fame to Lélis, my English lord?"
22019	***"The future?"
22019	***"Then everybody is a hypocrite?"
22019	***"They were greater than the men that live now,"she said with a solemn tenderness,"Perhaps; Why think so?"
22019	***"What avail?"
22019	***"What is England?"
22019	***"When the soldier dies at his post, unhonoured and unpitied, and out of sheer duty, is that unreal because it is noble?"
22019	***"Why do you go to such a place?"
22019	***"You are not unhappy now?"
22019	***"You surely find no debtor such an ingrate, no master such a tyrant, as the People?"
22019	***"You think any sin may be forgiven?"
22019	And for the future who cares,--save these madmen themselves?
22019	And the old dame, she said, Weel, sir, I dinna b''lieve tha Almighty would ever spite a poor old crittur like me, do n''t''ee think it?
22019	And those who held that sublime code of yours, that cleaving to truth for truth''s sake, where are they?
22019	And were it ours, should we give him the nameless mystic mercy which all men live to crave-- give it as the chastisement of crime?
22019	And without your settlements, where are you in Society?
22019	And would you summon it as your hardest cruelty to sin?
22019	And yet, what is gain except love, and what better than joy can we have?
22019	And you count that gain?
22019	And you know it is not age with_ me_, Annémie?"
22019	Answer me-- is the compact fair?
22019	Are you not glad for me, O Sun?"
22019	Are you possessed?
22019	Are you quite sure you are better to- day?"
22019	Artificial?
22019	Because the multitudes have it, such as it is, instead of the units?
22019	Bichât gave himself to premature death for science''sake; does the world once in a year speak his name?
22019	But Bac the cobbler, who was with me,--it was a fête day-- Bac,_ he_ said,''Do you not believe that, Bébée?
22019	But even if-- if-- I only remembered him by wounds, what would that change in me?
22019	But how many on the miserable stage of this country have ever had either humility to perceive, or capability to achieve this?"
22019	But if a wanton stone from a boat passing by break the shell, where is the nautilus then?
22019	But if we''re no to help oursells i''this world, what for have He gied us the trouble o''tha thrid to spin?
22019	But the lips moved still, though no voice came, with the same words:"Is she come?"
22019	But this man?
22019	But what could she know of this?
22019	But what do you think the reed felt then?--pain to be so sharply severed from its fellows?"
22019	But what is the use of talking?
22019	But what music do we ever have in the churches?
22019	But what of that?
22019	But who is there to care?
22019	But why do you look at me so?
22019	But why not show yourself at them?
22019	But with Barabbas-- what was the end?
22019	But you seem to envy that reed-- so long ago-- that was chosen?"
22019	But_ you_ must come out of Rubes''land-- at least, I think so; do you not?"
22019	By his own hand alone would his future be fashioned; would he hew out any shape save the idol that pleased him?
22019	Can you not see that if every man took heed of the guilt of his own thoughts and acts, the world would be free and at peace?
22019	Can you read my parable?
22019	Can you tell me?"
22019	Can you think that I shall be its informant?"
22019	City of Pleasure you have called her, and with truth; but why not also City of the Poor?
22019	Could it destroy the past?
22019	Could she see the blank despair that blinded my sight?
22019	Could she see the frozen hand that I felt clutching at my heart and benumbing it?
22019	Could she see the tears of blood that welled up in my eyes?
22019	Dear mother Annémie, are you better?
22019	Death?
22019	Did he?"
22019	Did her great men spring up full- armed like Athene, or was it the pure, elastic atmosphere of her that made her mere mortals strong as immortals?
22019	Did she like the new weekly journal that was electrifying Paris?
22019	Did you never find out the value of their words?
22019	Do you ever wonder at revolutions?
22019	Do you know what I mean?
22019	Do you know what the good priests would say?"
22019	Do you never think how horrible it is, that mockery of woe?
22019	Do you not know?
22019	Do you often think of them?
22019	Do you remember how he read it that night after Mozart amongst the roses by the fire?
22019	Do you remember those pictures of Vittario Carpacio and of Gentile?
22019	Do you say the merle was glad?"
22019	Do you understand?"
22019	Does the sun shine less often, have the flowers less fragrance, does sleep come less sweetly to you than to them?
22019	Does this sound a fanciful folly?
22019	Estmere looked at this wayside wit, this wine- house philosopher, with a regard that asked plainly,"Are you fool or knave?"
22019	For what do you know?
22019	For what hast thou bartered to me the golden rod of thy wealth and thy dominion over the flocks and the herds?
22019	For what if he came and found me away?
22019	For when do men forgive force in the woman?
22019	Forest King had done so much, could he have stay and strength for this?
22019	Good?
22019	Great?
22019	Gudule and St. Michael had set the church down in the night all ready made-- why not?
22019	Had she read the new French story"Le Bal de Mademoiselle Bibi?"
22019	Have you the face to make it?
22019	Her love was deathless: how could she know that his was mortal?
22019	Hev''''ee e''er heerd on her?"
22019	How can I say how right I think your system with these children?
22019	How can one care for a God since He lets these things be?"
22019	How can we tell what Byzantium might have become under one mighty hand?
22019	How could one say to her the thing that he had made her in man''s and woman''s sight?
22019	How have they fared in every climate and in every age?
22019	How have you the poor with you?
22019	How is that any fault of mine?
22019	How many of my bravest have fallen in death; and shall I be afraid of what they welcomed?
22019	How, then, can it be art, which is only great in proportion as it escapes from the physical life into the spiritual?"
22019	I love my hut, and the starling, and the chickens-- and what would the garden do without me?--and the children, and the old Annémie?
22019	I think if I could hear great music once-- if I could go to Florence----""To Florence?"
22019	I want some one who will tell me,--and if you come out of Rubes''country as I think, no doubt you know everything, or remember it?"
22019	I was on the lower hill, so I ran up-- is all right with you?"
22019	I, whose whole life is one restless impatience, one petulant mutiny against circumstance?
22019	I-- a dog?"
22019	I?--the mind of a man, the breath of a god?"
22019	If ever you have children, I suppose you will rear them on science and the Antonines?"
22019	If it be not, how comes it that women have given you no great poet since the days of Sappho?
22019	If it were of any use who would mind?
22019	If this woman took the lad away from him, where was there any mercy or justice, earthly or divine?
22019	In answer she wrote back to him:"I do not urge you to have my faith: what is the use?
22019	In the Grand Stand the Seraph''s eyes strained after the Scarlet and White, and he muttered in his moustaches,"Ye gods, what''s up?
22019	In those days the impossible was possible-- a paradox?
22019	Indeed, who can tell?
22019	Is he grieved to live?
22019	Is he who did them shut out from all hope?"
22019	Is it not well to clothe a distasteful and barbaric necessity in a refining guise and under an elegant nomenclature?"
22019	Is it true?--if the world''s choice were wrong once, why not twice?"
22019	Is not my Venetian glass with its iridescent hues of opal as real every whit as your pot of pewter?
22019	Is there any threnody over a death half so unutterably sad as that one jest over a life?
22019	Is there no glory at all worth having, then?
22019	Is this the meaning of civilisation-- to make privacy impossible, to oblige every one to live under a lens?
22019	Is your foot less swift, your limb less strong, your face less fair than theirs?
22019	It seems that they loathe and despise him?"
22019	It was the Corso di Gala that afternoon, would she not go?
22019	It will all_ end_ now, will it not?
22019	May we not trust that at the bottom of it, as at the bottom of Pandora''s, there may be hope?
22019	Me?
22019	Men can bridle the ass and can drive the sheep; but who can drive the eagle or bridle the lion?
22019	More than Alexander ever grasped at-- what might not have been done with it?
22019	No doubt you are come in to see it all?"
22019	No: what was the use of reading novels of society by people who never had been in it?
22019	Now- a- days, science makes a great discovery; the tired world yawns, feels its pockets, and only asks,"Will it pay?"
22019	O child, do not pine for the glass house that would ennoble you, only to force you and kill you?
22019	Oh, all that?
22019	Oh, my dear, my heart is broken; how can I tell you?
22019	Old Age?--Is there not white and red paint, and heads of dead hair, and even false bosoms?
22019	Once he asked her--"Are you tired?"
22019	Pain?
22019	Pain?--Are there not chloral and a flattering doctor?
22019	People were talking of a clever English novel translated everywhere, called"In a Hothouse,"the hothouse being society-- had she seen it?
22019	Renan asks,''O God, when will it be worth while to live?''
22019	Shall I ask higher payment than the God of the sun and the violets asks for Himself?
22019	Shall I be Nothing?--like the muscle that rots, like the bones that crumble, like the flesh that turns to ashes, and blows in a film on the winds?
22019	Shall I die so?
22019	Shall I perish with the body?
22019	Shame?--Is it not a famine fever which never comes near a well- laden table?
22019	She must content, or how will she be countenanced?
22019	She said it was well done, but what charm was there in it?
22019	Singing how?
22019	So she dubs us"cynics"and leaves us-- who can wonder if we wo n''t follow her through the rain?
22019	So she thought,"Surely, my dew will best fall where such glorious water dances?"
22019	Sorrow?--Are there not a course at the Baths, play at Monte Carlo, and new cases from Worth?
22019	Still-- to see so great a gift as yours wasted----""Wasted?
22019	Surely it is best bestowed where it will change to a jewel?"
22019	Take care of the old man-- he will not trouble long-- and of Vole- qui- veut and Etoile, and Boule Blanche, and the rat, and all the dogs, will you?
22019	That is the sort of dinner we make all the year round, morally-- metaphorically-- how do you say it?
22019	That is your friend who bends over me here?--is it not?
22019	That rose now, is it well done?"
22019	The Book of the Christians is the very manual of Socialism:''_ You_ read the Gospel, Marat?''
22019	The Huron Indians pray to the souls of the fish they catch; well, why should they not?
22019	The Veglione on Sunday-- would she not go to that?
22019	The martyr, the liberator, the seeker of truth, may deserve its peace; how has the traitor won them?
22019	Then she thought,"Surely my gift will be best given in succour to the first and lowliest thing I see in pain?"
22019	There might be paradise for virtue and hell for crime, but what in the name of the universe was to be done with creatures that were only all Folly?
22019	There was another world, and saints and angels and eternity; yes, of course-- but how on earth would all those baccarat people ever fit into it?
22019	They love their darkness best-- why not leave them to it?
22019	They write of love, and who forgets the Lesbian?
22019	Think you I would exchange them for the gold showers and the diamond boxes of a Farinelli?"
22019	Though it fall, err, betray, be mocked of others and forsaken by itself, what does this matter?
22019	To be great?
22019	Under what nodding oxlip did Shakespeare find Titania asleep?
22019	Was Cimabue''s masterpiece veiled in a palace or borne aloft through the throngs of the streets?
22019	Was she too familiar with the Holy Mother?
22019	Was that death to the reed?--or life?
22019	Was that death to the reed?--or life?
22019	Was the bell tower yonder set in a ducal garden or in a public place?
22019	Well, what have we gained?
22019	Well?"
22019	Were they?
22019	What business have you here, who do neither the one nor the other?"
22019	What can I say to you?
22019	What can I say?
22019	What can seem more obstinate to the weak?
22019	What can seem more strange to the shallow?
22019	What could I dare to say to her of shame?
22019	What could I say to her?
22019	What could Paul himself say that would change them?
22019	What could divorce do for me?
22019	What could the world say?"
22019	What did he want with people to hear?
22019	What did it matter who heard it on earth?
22019	What do other gardens know of that, save in orange- groves of Granada and rose thickets of Damascus?
22019	What does he care?
22019	What does it matter if everybody looks after you when you pass down a street, what they say when you pass?"
22019	What does that change?
22019	What is genius?
22019	What is it to be a player?
22019	What is it to die-- just to die?
22019	What is it?
22019	What is political eloquence for, if not to make the people forget such things as these?
22019	What is religion?
22019	What is the consequence?
22019	What is there objectionable?"
22019	What matter which very much after all?
22019	What matter?"
22019	What raised it higher than the senses if not its infinite patience and endurance of all wrong?
22019	What should I say to them?
22019	What then?
22019	What think''ee, Daffe?
22019	What use was endless life and all the lore of the spirits and seers to Sospitra?
22019	What use?
22019	What voice was in the fountain of Vaucluse?
22019	What was doing down there?
22019	What was its hope of eternal life if it had not gathered strength in it enough to rise above human arrogance and human vengeance?
22019	What will you do?
22019	What will you do?
22019	What woman is it he calls?"
22019	What would you have?
22019	What, if he lived, could destroy a future that would be solely dependent on, solely ruled by, himself?
22019	When Barbarians thronged the Forum, and the representative of Galilee fishermen claimed power in the Capitol?
22019	When I tell you this, do you dream that I spare you?
22019	When he leaves you, what will you do?
22019	When we hold the chisel ourselves, are we not secure to have no error in the work?
22019	When will you learn the first lesson of society, and decently and discreetly_ apprendre à vous effacer_?"
22019	Where did Guido see the golden hair of St. Michael gleam upon the wind?
22019	Where did Mozart hear the awful cries of the risen dead come to judgment?
22019	Whereas man-- what does he do?
22019	Who can remember a summer breeze when it has passed by, or tell in any after- time how a laugh or a sigh sounded?"
22019	Who can tell?
22019	Who can tell?
22019	Who can want more of life-- or death?"
22019	Who can want the creature of such progenitors?"
22019	Who could think it hard to die in the glory of strife, drunk with the sound of the combat, and feeling no pain in the swoon of a triumph?
22019	Who could, by any stretch of imagination, conceive Madame Mila and Maurice des Gommeux in a spiritual existence around the throne of Deity?
22019	Who dare say they are not the heroes of the world?"
22019	Who has delivered us unto you to be thus tortured, and martyred?
22019	Who is a hero?
22019	Who is a martyr?
22019	Who is a patriot?
22019	Who is a philosopher?
22019	Who is a priest?
22019	Who is a queen?
22019	Who is a ruler?
22019	Who is a saint?
22019	Who is an immortal?
22019	Who shall say whence it comes?
22019	Whose is it?"
22019	Whose matter is it?"
22019	Why confuse the two?
22019	Why do you not say honestly that you care nothing?
22019	Why do you not set yourselves to make us more abundant in those joyless homes, in those sunless windows?
22019	Why have you ever bade me desire the light and seek it, if for ever you must thrust me into the darkness of negation?
22019	Why is it that in a polished life a man, whilst becoming incapable of sinking to crime, almost always becomes also incapable of rising to greatness?
22019	Why not a thousand times?
22019	Why not break the simple shell for sport?
22019	Why should it not be?
22019	Why should it not be?
22019	Why were not men like that?
22019	Why, my Waif?
22019	Why?
22019	Will human ears give heed to thy song now thy sceptre has passed to my hands?
22019	Will you count my remorse as nothing?"
22019	Will you never change your mind, and live with me, Annémie?
22019	Will you never come?
22019	Will you tell me that?
22019	With these-- and youth-- who shall dare say the painter is not rich-- ay, though his board be empty, and his cup be dry?
22019	Without Rubens, what were Antwerp?
22019	Would a thousand summers of life by the waterside have been worth that one thrill of song when a god first spoke through it?
22019	Would a thousand summers of life by the waterside have been worth that one thrill of song when a god first spoke through it?"
22019	Would the Baës take them if they were not?
22019	Would yer think iron beast wor o''use thin?
22019	Yet what remains of his love and his toil?
22019	You do not like Socialism?
22019	You know Or San Michele?
22019	You laugh?
22019	_ M''effacer_?
22019	_ Tiens!_ what is it to give?
22019	all that?
22019	and was not Dante himself called the laureate of the cobblers and the bakers?
22019	and when do women ever forgive the woman''s greatness?
22019	and when does every cur fail to snarl at the life that is higher than its fellows?
22019	and why no han''t He made tha shirts, an''tha sheets, an''tha hose grow theersells?
22019	are you an angel?
22019	bad?
22019	did not Sperone and all the critics at his heels pronounce Ariosto only fit for the vulgar multitude?
22019	did the world know of such a thing?
22019	echoed Bruno aghast;"what are you about, child?
22019	everybody cries with eager zest; but when they have only to say"Oh, was n''t it so?"
22019	he muttered;"shall I never muzzle and yoke you ever again?"
22019	how can I thank you?
22019	let your mother die rather than allow her to eat the bread of your dishonour: which choice between the twain do you not think a mother would make?
22019	or would yer damn him hard?"
22019	said the girl--"why should it vex you?
22019	she echoed, with less languor and more of impetuosity than she had ever displayed,"are you ever in love, any of you, ever?
22019	she said at last,"that means something that one has not, and that is to come-- is it so?"
22019	she would have said,"what did that mean in''15?
22019	that is simple enough, is n''t it?
22019	what can I say to you?
22019	what have I done to be worthy of such love?"
22019	what matter when or how each bubble of it bursts?
22019	what shall these profit thee now?"
22019	whatever is there that stands the test of knowing it well?
22019	who cares to be bored?
27889	If it is not,he replied,"when will it be?"
27889	Pray, what is that?
27889	Shall I beat the bush and another take the bird?
27889	We are by nature all as one, all alike, if you see us naked; let us wear theirs and they our clothes, and what is the difference?
27889	What muscles are those?
27889	Why, then,said some one to him,"do not you die?"
27889	''T is insensible, then?
27889	--an echo answers,"Where?
27889	1, 20._ What find you better or more honourable than age?
27889	1._ Can one desire too much of a good thing?
27889	1._ Condemn the fault, and not the actor of it?
27889	1._ Has this fellow no feeling of his business?
27889	1._ Is it so nominated in the bond?
27889	1._ Is she not more than painting can express, Or youthful poets fancy when they love?
27889	1._ Is she not passing fair?
27889	1._ Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand?
27889	1._ Is this that haughty gallant, gay Lothario?
27889	1._ Shall I never see a bachelor of threescore again?
27889	1._ She was a wight, if ever such wight were,--_ Des._ To do what?
27889	1._ Think you I am no stronger than my sex, Being so father''d and so husbanded?
27889	1._ What seest thou else In the dark backward and abysm of time?
27889	1._ What, will the line stretch out to the crack of doom?
27889	1._ Why may not that be the skull of a lawyer?
27889	1._ Why should a man, whose blood is warm within, Sit like his grandsire cut in alabaster?
27889	1._ Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?
27889	1.__ Cornelia._ What flowers are these?
27889	10._ Seest thou a man diligent in his business?
27889	11._ Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be burned?
27889	11._ Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion?
27889	12._ Is it not lawful for me to do what I will with mine own?
27889	13._ Is there no balm in Gilead?
27889	14._ For a man can lose neither the past nor the future; for how can one take from him that which is not his?
27889	16._ How long halt ye between two opinions?
27889	17._ Do you seek Alcides''equal?
27889	1773._ Was ever poet so trusted before?
27889	18._ The Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
27889	2, 8._(_ 675._) What now if the sky were to fall?
27889	2._ A simple child That lightly draws its breath, And feels its life in every limb, What should it know of death?
27889	2._ Are you good men and true?
27889	2._ Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots?
27889	2._ Condemn you me for that the duke did love me?
27889	2._ Didst thou never hear That things ill got had ever bad success?
27889	2._ Do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe?
27889	2._ For where is any author in the world Teaches such beauty as a woman''s eye?
27889	2._ In law, what plea so tainted and corrupt But being season''d with a gracious voice Obscures the show of evil?
27889	2._ Is not old wine wholesomest, old pippins toothsomest, old wood burns brightest, old linen wash whitest?
27889	2._ Is not this a lamentable thing, that of the skin of an innocent lamb should be made parchment?
27889	2._ No scandal about Queen Elizabeth, I hope?
27889	2._ Tell me where is fancy bred, Or in the heart or in the head?
27889	2._ Think''st thou existence doth depend on time?
27889	2._ Use every man after his desert, and who should''scape whipping?
27889	2._ Was ever book containing such vile matter So fairly bound?
27889	2._ Was ever woman in this humour wooed?
27889	2._ What imports the nomination of this gentleman?
27889	2._ What precious drops are those Which silently each other''s track pursue, Bright as young diamonds in their infant dew?
27889	2._ What''s Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, That he should weep for her?
27889	2._ Who is here so base that would be a bondman?
27889	2._ You are not like Cerberus, three gentlemen at once, are you?
27889	2._ Your fathers, where are they?
27889	2._"Darest thou, Cassius, now Leap in with me into this angry flood, And swim to yonder point?"
27889	2._[105- 4] What''s in a name?
27889	2._[120- 1] Will all great Neptune''s ocean wash this blood Clean from my hand?
27889	2.__ Cel._ Not a word?
27889	2.__ Clo._ What is the opinion of Pythagoras concerning wild fowl?
27889	2.__ Falstaff._ What wind blew you hither, Pistol?
27889	2.__ Ham._ Do you see yonder cloud that''s almost in shape of a camel?
27889	2.__ Ham._ His beard was grizzled,--no?
27889	2.__ Ham._ Is this a prologue, or the posy of a ring?
27889	2.__ Pol._ What do you read, my lord?
27889	2.__ Serv._ Where dwellest thou?
27889	20._ Am I my brother''s keeper?
27889	20._ Doth perfect beauty stand in need of praise at all?
27889	22._ If they do these things in a green tree, what shall be done in the dry?
27889	22._ Who is this that darkeneth counsel by words without knowledge?
27889	23._ What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
27889	25._ Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook?
27889	254(?
27889	28._ A wounded spirit who can bear?
27889	28._ Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
27889	3._ For when did friendship take A breed for barren metal of his friend?
27889	3._ Have you summoned your wits from wool- gathering?
27889	3._ Hear you this Triton of the minnows?
27889	3._ I said, an elder soldier, not a better: Did I say"better"?
27889	3._ Is it a world to hide virtues in?
27889	3._ Is there no respect of place, parsons, nor time in you?
27889	3._ O, who can hold a fire in his hand By thinking on the frosty Caucasus?
27889	3._ Shall I not take mine ease in mine inn?
27889	3._ Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humour?
27889	3._ Should I have answer''d Caius Cassius so?
27889	3._ Sits the wind in that corner?
27889	3._ Stands Scotland where it did?
27889	3._ Under which king, Bezonian?
27889	3._ What are these So wither''d and so wild in their attire, That look not like the inhabitants o''the earth, And yet are on''t?
27889	3._ What, all my pretty chickens and their dam At one fell swoop?
27889	3._ Wherefore are these things hid?
27889	3._ Who can not give good counsel?
27889	3._[120- 2] Who can be wise, amazed, temperate and furious, Loyal and neutral, in a moment?
27889	3.__ 2 Watch._ How if a''will not stand?
27889	3.__ Brutus._ Then I shall see thee again?
27889	3.__ Iago._ What, are you hurt, lieutenant?
27889	3.__ Sir To._ Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?
27889	31._ Canst thou guide Arcturus with his sons?
27889	32._ Hath not thy heart within thee burned At evening''s calm and holy hour?
27889	4._ Call you that backing of your friends?
27889	4._ Can such things be, And overcome us like a summer''s cloud, Without our special wonder?
27889	4._ How is''t with you, That you do bend your eye on vacancy?
27889	4._ What act That roars so loud, and thunders in the index?
27889	4._ What doth gravity out of his bed at midnight?
27889	4._ Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?
27889	4.__ Duke._ And what''s her history?
27889	4.__ Macb._ What is the night?
27889	40._ Is thy servant a dog, that he should do this great thing?
27889	46(?)-120(?)
27889	5._ Art thou there, truepenny?
27889	5._ For who hath despised the day of small things?
27889	5._ Indeed, what is there that does not appear marvellous when it comes to our knowledge for the first time?
27889	5._ Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit?
27889	5._ What the devil did he want in that galley?
27889	5._ What will not woman, gentle woman dare, When strong affection stirs her spirit up?
27889	5._ Where''s my serpent of old Nile?
27889	5.__ 1 W._ When shall we three meet again In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
27889	50._ Did not our heart burn within us while he talked with us?
27889	52._ O death, where is thy sting?
27889	570(?)-490(?)
27889	59._ Why is it that we entertain the belief that for every purpose odd numbers are the most effectual?
27889	6._ Must I hold a candle to my shames?
27889	6._ Why doth one man''s yawning make another yawn?
27889	7._ You have the Pyrrhic dance as yet, Where is the Pyrrhic phalanx gone?
27889	7.__ Macb._ If we should fail?
27889	8._ Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone?
27889	809._ Who knows but life be that which men call death,[699- 3] And death what men call life?
27889	9._ Can there any good thing come out of Nazareth?
27889	9._ Is Saul also among the prophets?
27889	9._ Is there anything whereof it may be said, See, this is new?
27889	9._ Watchman, what of the night?
27889	9._ Why should the Devil have all the good tunes?
27889	A Tragedy._ But whither am I strayed?
27889	A better buckler I can soon regain; But who can get another life again?
27889	A woman asked the coachman,"Are you full inside?"
27889	ANNE CRAWFORD( 1734- 1801):_ Kathleen Mavourneen._ Who can refute a sneer?
27889	Ah, who can tell how hard it is to climb The steep where Fame''s proud temple shines afar?
27889	Ah, who shall lead us thither?
27889	Am I not a man and a brother?
27889	And echo answered,"Where are they?"
27889	And happy always was it for that son Whose father for his hoarding went to hell?
27889	And is there love In heavenly spirits to these Creatures bace?
27889	And that which was prov''d true before Prove false again?
27889	And the prophets, do they live forever?
27889	And who gave thee that jolly red nose?
27889	And why does thy nose look so blue?
27889	Antagoras replied,"Do you think, O king, that Agamemnon, when he did such exploits, was a peeping in his army to see who boiled congers?"
27889	Apology for Raimond Sebond._ When I play with my cat, who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me?
27889	Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible To feeling as to sight?
27889	As a bankrupt thief turns thief- taker in despair, so an unsuccessful author turns critic.--SHELLEY:_ Fragments of Adonais._ You know who critics are?
27889	Be she fairer than the day, Or the flowery meads in May, If she be not so to me, What care I how fair she be?
27889	Book i. Stanza 1._"But what good came of it at last?"
27889	Bright jewels of the mine, The wealth of seas, the spoils of war?
27889	Burned at Smithfield, Feb. 14, 1554._[687- 2]***** And shall Trelawny die?
27889	But if you chance to be placed in some superior station, will you presently set yourself up for a tyrant?
27889	But will it not live with the living?
27889	Ca n''t I another''s face commend, And to her virtues be a friend, But instantly your forehead lowers, As if_ her_ merit lessen''d_ yours_?
27889	Can honour set to a leg?
27889	Can honour''s voice provoke the silent dust, Or flatt''ry soothe the dull cold ear of death?
27889	Can imagination boast, Amid its gay creation, hues like hers?
27889	Canto i. Stanza 1._ Where the virgins are soft as the roses they twine, And all save the spirit of man is divine?
27889	Canto i. Stanza 1._ Who hath not proved how feebly words essay To fix one spark of beauty''s heavenly ray?
27889	Canto i. Stanza 17._ But, oh ye lords of ladies intellectual, Inform us truly,--have they not henpeck''d you all?
27889	Canto i. Stanza 216._ What is the end of fame?
27889	Canto iii._"What is good for a bootless bene?"
27889	Canto v. Stanza 16._ And dar''st thou then To beard the lion in his den, The Douglas in his hall?
27889	Canto v. Stanza 30._ Where, where was Roderick then?
27889	Costs it more pain that this ye call A"great event"should come to pass From that?
27889	Could not the grave forget thee, and lay low Some less majestic, less beloved head?
27889	Cui Bono?_ In the name of the Prophet-- figs.
27889	Dear son of memory, great heir of fame, What need''st thou such weak witness of thy name?
27889	Dialogue i.__ Lord M._ What religion is he of?
27889	Did Shakespeare?
27889	Do your joys with age diminish?
27889	Doth he feel it?
27889	Doth he hear it?
27889	Drinking._ Fill all the glasses there, for why Should every creature drink but I?
27889	Edinburgh Review, 1828._ How does the poet speak to men with power, but by being still more a man than they?
27889	Else whence this pleasing hope, this fond desire, This longing after immortality?
27889	Fast asleep?
27889	Fond hope of many nations, art thou dead?
27889	HARRIET W. SEWALL( 1819- 1889):_ Why thus longing?_ Do n''t you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?
27889	HARRIET W. SEWALL( 1819- 1889):_ Why thus longing?_ Do n''t you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?
27889	Hark, in thine ear: change places; and, handy- dandy, which is the justice, which is the thief?
27889	Hast any philosophy in thee, shepherd?
27889	Hath he not always treasures, always friends, The good great man?
27889	Hath not a Jew eyes?
27889	Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions?
27889	Hath thy toil O''er books consum''d the midnight oil?
27889	Heaven sends us good meat, but the Devil sends cooks?
27889	Honour hath no skill in surgery, then?
27889	How a good yoke of bullocks at Stamford fair?
27889	How begot, how nourished?
27889	How can ye chant, ye little birds, And I sae weary fu''o''care?
27889	How would you be, If He, which is the top of judgment, should But judge you as you are?
27889	I can not play alone: The summer comes with flower and bee,-- Where is my brother gone?
27889	I love it, I love it, and who shall dare To chide me for loving that old arm- chair?
27889	III._ What gentle ghost, besprent with April dew, Hails me so solemnly to yonder yew?
27889	In parts superior what advantage lies?
27889	Is it for that the winds, slipping the smooth oil, have no force, nor cause any waves?
27889	Is it not man that keeps and serves me?
27889	Is there no physician there?
27889	Is this the great poet whose works so content us?
27889	JAMES G. PERCIVAL( 1795- 1856):_ To Seneca Lake._ What fairy- like music steals over the sea, Entrancing our senses with charmed melody?
27889	JOSEPH E. CARPENTER( 1813-----):_ What are the wild Waves saying?_ Well, General, we have not had many dead cavalrymen lying about lately.
27889	Last line._ I am his Highness''dog at Kew; Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
27889	Let her and Falsehood grapple: who ever knew Truth put to the worse in a free and open encounter?
27889	Life let us cherish, while yet the taper glows, And the fresh flow''ret pluck ere it close; Why are we fond of toil and care?
27889	Line 1._ Is there no bright reversion in the sky For those who greatly think, or bravely die?
27889	Line 1003._ He''s gone, and who knows how he may report Thy words by adding fuel to the flame?
27889	Line 1073._ Why comes temptation, but for man to meet And master and make crouch beneath his foot, And so be pedestaled in triumph?
27889	Line 13._ Say first, of God above or man below, What can we reason but from what we know?
27889	Line 139._ Why has not man a microscopic eye?
27889	Line 197._ What needs my Shakespeare for his honour''d bones,-- The labour of an age in piled stones?
27889	Line 203._ What can ennoble sots or slaves or cowards?
27889	Line 207._ Who but must laugh, if such a man there be?
27889	Line 213._ Was I deceiv''d, or did a sable cloud Turn forth her silver lining on the night?
27889	Line 217._ Ask where''s the North?
27889	Line 221._ Can any mortal mixture of earth''s mould Breathe such divine enchanting ravishment?
27889	Line 254._ Truths would you teach, or save a sinking land?
27889	Line 257._ Why should not conscience have vacation As well as other courts o''th''nation?
27889	Line 270._ Who shall decide when doctors disagree, And soundest casuists doubt, like you and me?
27889	Line 282._ Among unequals what society Can sort, what harmony, or true delight?
27889	Line 283._ But who can paint Like Nature?
27889	Line 293._ What boots it at one gate to make defence, And at another to let in the foe?
27889	Line 309._ For what is worth in anything But so much money as''t will bring?
27889	Line 316._ Must helpless man, in ignorance sedate, Roll darkling down the torrent of his fate?
27889	Line 317._ He that imposes an oath makes it, Not he that for convenience takes it; Then how can any man be said To break an oath he never made?
27889	Line 379._ O little booke, thou art so unconning, How darst thou put thy- self in prees for drede?
27889	Line 379._ Say, shall my little bark attendant sail, Pursue the triumph and partake the gale?
27889	Line 463._ And would''st thou evil for his good repay?
27889	Line 47._ Falsely luxurious, will not man awake?
27889	Line 472._ Who hath not own''d, with rapture- smitten frame, The power of grace, the magic of a name?
27889	Line 51._ What is it but a map of busy life, Its fluctuations, and its vast concerns?
27889	Line 55._ Which way shall I fly Infinite wrath and infinite despair?
27889	Line 65._ What though the field be lost?
27889	Line 666._ Whence and what art thou, execrable shape?
27889	Line 687._ What makes all doctrines plain and clear?
27889	Line 775._ Must I thus leave thee, Paradise?--thus leave Thee, native soil, these happy walks and shades?
27889	Line 873._ But how carve way i''the life that lies before, If bent on groaning ever for the past?
27889	Line 88._ Ever charming, ever new, When will the landscape tire the view?
27889	March, 1775._ Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?
27889	Mark you His absolute"shall"?
27889	Methought I saw the footsteps of a throne.--WORDSWORTH:_ Sonnet._[ 26- 2] If she be not so to me, What care I how fair she be?
27889	Must in death your daylight finish?
27889	Need I say She was enchanted by the wicked spells Of Gebir, whom with lust of power inflamed The western winds have landed on our coast?
27889	Nemo est nisi ipse( Do you seek Alcides''equal?
27889	No feat which, done, would make time break, And let us pent- up creatures through Into eternity, our due?
27889	No forcing earth teach heaven''s employ?
27889	Not one now, to mock your own grinning?
27889	Now, in the names of all the gods at once, Upon what meat doth this our Cæsar feed, That he is grown so great?
27889	O grave, where is thy victory?
27889	Of the Art of Conversation._ What if he has borrowed the matter and spoiled the form, as it oft falls out?
27889	Of two such lessons, why forget The nobler and the manlier one?
27889	Oh when shall it dawn on the night of the grave?
27889	Oh why should the spirit of mortal be proud?
27889	Or cloy the hungry edge of appetite By bare imagination of a feast?
27889	Or if I would delight my private hours With music or with poem, where so soon As in our native language can I find That solace?
27889	Or make pale my cheeks with care,''Cause another''s rosy are?
27889	Or that his hallow''d relics should be hid Under a star- y- pointing pyramid?
27889	Or wallow naked in December snow By thinking on fantastic summer''s heat?
27889	Or whence this secret dread and inward horror Of falling into naught?
27889	PRIOR:_ Upon a passage in the Scaligerana._[ 180- 2] What beckoning ghost along the moonlight shade Invites my steps, and points to yonder glade?
27889	Pay every debt, as if God wrote the bill?
27889	Perhaps it was right to dissemble your love, But-- why did you kick me down stairs?
27889	Prelude to Part First._ And what is so rare as a day in June?
27889	Prithee, why so pale?
27889	Prithee, why so pale?
27889	Question ix._ Why does pouring oil on the sea make it clear and calm?
27889	Quite chap- fallen?
27889	ROBERT HAWKER( 1753- 1827):_ Benediction._ Roy''s wife of Aldivalloch, Wat ye how she cheated me, As I came o''er the braes of Balloch?
27889	Said he,"How are we fallen among them more than they among us?"
27889	Said one to Iphicrates,"What are ye afraid of?"
27889	Shall I bid her goe and spare not?
27889	Shall I, wasting in despair, Die because a woman''s fair?
27889	She coldly said, her long- lasht eyes abased,_ Is this the mighty ocean?
27889	Shikspur?
27889	Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And days o''lang syne?
27889	Since no man has aught of what he leaves, what is''t to leave betimes?
27889	Sister Anne, do you see any one coming?
27889	St. 12._ And is there care in Heaven?
27889	St. 43._ Who will not mercie unto others show, How can he mercy ever hope to have?
27889	Stanza 1._ And after all, what is a lie?
27889	Stanza 1._ Art thou a friend to Roderick?
27889	Stanza 1._ But what am I?
27889	Stanza 10._ Can storied urn, or animated bust, Back to its mansion call the fleeting breath?
27889	Stanza 100._ And who( in time) knows whither we may vent The treasure of our tongue?
27889	Stanza 11._ Where''s the coward that would not dare To fight for such a land?
27889	Stanza 145._ Scion of chiefs and monarchs, where art thou?
27889	Stanza 2._ Where is it now, the glory and the dream?
27889	Stanza 4._ But how can he expect that others should Build for him, sow for him, and at his call Love him, who for himself will take no heed at all?
27889	Stanza 55._ Forever, Fortune, wilt thou prove An unrelenting foe to love; And when we meet a mutual heart, Come in between and bid us part?
27889	Stanza 8._ And what is friendship but a name, A charm that lulls to sleep, A shade that follows wealth or fame, And leaves the wretch to weep?
27889	Streaming eyes and breaking hearts; Or all the same as if he had not been?
27889	Tell( for you can) what is it to be wise?
27889	The Rat- catcher and Cats._ Is there no hope?
27889	The Shepherd and the Philosopher._ Whence is thy learning?
27889	The Shepherd and the Philosopher._ Where yet was ever found a mother Who''d give her booby for another?
27889	The references are to the text of Umpfenbach._[702- 1]) Do not they bring it to pass by knowing that they know nothing at all?
27889	This Goldsmith''s fine feast, who has written fine books?
27889	To that dry drudgery at the desk''s dead wood?
27889	To the inquiry of"What religion?"
27889	To what strange shores This gain of our best glory shall be sent T''enrich unknowing nations with our stores?
27889	Treason doth never prosper: what''s the reason?
27889	Was ever woman in this humour won?
27889	Was man made a wheel- work to wind up, And be discharged, and straight wound up anew?
27889	Was she not fair?
27889	Was she not fruitful?"
27889	Was thy dream then a shadowy lie?
27889	Was your youth of pleasure wasteful?
27889	Washing._ FOOTNOTES:[ 20- 1]_ Falstaff._ What wind blew you hither, Pistol?
27889	What art can wash her guilt away?
27889	What cat''s averse to fish?
27889	What female heart can gold despise?
27889	What if I doe?
27889	What is honour?
27889	What is in that word honour; what is that honour?
27889	What is it?
27889	What is matter?
27889	What need a vermeil- tinctur''d lip for that, Love- darting eyes, or tresses like the morn?
27889	What news on the Rialto?
27889	What shall I do to be forever known, And make the age to come my own?
27889	What shall I render to my God For all his gifts to me?
27889	What will Mrs. Grundy say?
27889	What worlds in the yet unformed Occident May come refin''d with th''accents that are ours?
27889	What would the world do without tea?--how did it exist?
27889	What would you have, O man?
27889	What''s not devoured by Time''s devouring hand?
27889	When Adam dolve, and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman?
27889	When cowards mock the patriot''s fate, Who hangs his head for shame?
27889	Where are the snows of last year?
27889	Where be his quiddities now, his quillets, his cases, his tenures, and his tricks?
27889	Where be your gibes now; your gambols, your songs?
27889	Where breathes the foe but falls before us, With Freedom''s soil beneath our feet, And Freedom''s banner streaming o''er us?
27889	Where left you Chrononhotonthologos?
27889	Where''s Troy, and where''s the Maypole in the Strand?
27889	While Cato gives his little senate laws, What bosom beats not in his country''s cause?
27889	Who blushes at the name?
27889	Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?
27889	Who fears to speak of Ninety- eight?
27889	Who hath it?
27889	Who in widow weeds appears, Laden with unhonoured years, Noosing with care a bursting purse, Baited with many a deadly curse?
27889	Who would not weep, if Atticus were he?
27889	Who wrote it?
27889	Whose heart hath ne''er within him burn''d[488- 1] As home his footsteps he hath turn''d From wandering on a foreign strand?
27889	Why all this toil and trouble?
27889	Why ar''n''t they all contented like me?
27889	Why choose the rankling thorn to wear?
27889	Why do n''t the men propose?
27889	Why flash those sparks of fury from your eyes?
27889	Why is thy countenance sad, and why are thine eyes red with weeping?
27889	Why may not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander, till we find it stopping a bung- hole?
27889	Why should I hurt thee?
27889	Why shrinks the soul Back on herself, and startles at destruction?
27889	Why wish we warfare?
27889	Why"small"?
27889	Why, man of morals, tell me why?
27889	Why?
27889	Will, when looking well ca n''t move her, Looking ill prevail?
27889	With these dark words begins my tale; And their meaning is, Whence can comfort spring When prayer is of no avail?
27889	Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted?
27889	Yea, but how if honour prick me off when I come on,--how then?
27889	Yet who would tread again the scene He trod through life before?
27889	You have the letters Cadmus gave,-- Think ye he meant them for a slave?
27889	[ 171- 2] Is not old wine wholesomest, old pippins toothsomest, old wood burns brightest, old linen wash whitest?
27889	[ 26- 2]_ Poem._ If she seem not chaste to me, What care I how chaste she be?
27889	[ 292- 1]_ Introduction to Polite Conversation._ Do you think I was born in a wood to be afraid of an owl?
27889	[ 318- 1] Why may not a goose say thus?
27889	[ 352- 1]_ The Double Falsehood._ FOOTNOTES:[ 352- 1] Quæris Alcidæ parem?
27889	[ 360- 1]_ Maxims prefixed to Poor Richard''s Almanac, 1757._ Dost thou love life?
27889	[ 405- 1]_ King Cophetua and the Beggar- maid._"What is thy name, faire maid?"
27889	[ 405- 2]_ King Cophetua and the Beggar- maid._ And how should I know your true love From many another one?
27889	[ 406- 4]_ Sir Launcelot du Lake._ Shall I bid her goe?
27889	[ 449- 2]_ I hae a Wife o''my Ain._ Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind?
27889	[ 560- 1] What is mind?
27889	[ 598- 1]_ Good Bye._ For what are they all in their high conceit, When man in the bush with God may meet?
27889	[ 709- 2]_ Maxim 262._ What is left when honour is lost?
27889	[ 717- 1] Why does pouring oil on the sea make it clear and calm?
27889	[ 718- 4] How many things, too, are looked upon as quite impossible until they have been actually effected?
27889	[ 725- 1] The pilot telling Antigonus the enemy outnumbered him in ships, he said,"But how many ships do you reckon my presence to be worth?"
27889	[ 725- 5]_ Life of Lysander._ Did you not know, then, that to- day Lucullus sups with Lucullus?
27889	[ 741- 1]_ Which are the most crafty, Water or Land Animals?
27889	[ 758- 7]"How thick do you judge the planks of our ship to be?"
27889	[ 782- 1]_ First Week, Third Day._ For where''s the state beneath the firmament That doth excel the bees for government?
27889	_ 2 Clo._ But is this law?
27889	_ A Death in the Desert._ What?
27889	_ A True Hymn._ Wouldst thou both eat thy cake and have it?
27889	_ Advice to a Lady._ What is your sex''s earliest, latest care, Your heart''s supreme ambition?
27889	_ After._ Ah, did you once see Shelley plain, And did he stop and speak to you, And did you speak to him again?
27889	_ Areopagitica._ Who shall silence all the airs and madrigals that whisper softness in chambers?
27889	_ B._ What more?
27889	_ Ballad upon a Wedding._ Why so pale and wan, fond lover?
27889	_ Beauty._ Wilt thou seal up the avenues of ill?
27889	_ Bonny Lesley._ Ye banks and braes o''bonny Doon, How can ye bloom sae fresh and fair?
27889	_ Circa_ 720(?)
27889	_ Cos._ Pray now, what may be that same bed of honour?
27889	_ Eveleen''s Bower._ Shall I ask the brave soldier who fights by my side In the cause of mankind, if our creeds agree?
27889	_ Extempore Effusion upon the Death of James Hogg._ Those old credulities, to Nature dear, Shall they no longer bloom upon the stock Of history?
27889	_ Faustus._ Was this the face that launch''d a thousand ships, And burnt the topless towers of Ilium?
27889	_ Fly not yet._ When did morning ever break, And find such beaming eyes awake?
27889	_ For a Very Little Child._[535- 1] Who ran to help me when I fell, And would some pretty story tell, Or kiss the place to make it well?
27889	_ From the Persian._ What constitutes a state?
27889	_ Guy of Gisborne._ Have you not heard these many years ago Jeptha was judge of Israel?
27889	_ Ham._ Or like a whale?
27889	_ Hot._ Why, so can I, or so can any man; But will they come when you do call for them?
27889	_ How shall I woo?_ A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady.
27889	_ In a Balcony._ Was there nought better than to enjoy?
27889	_ Judges v. 27._ Is not the gleaning of the grapes of Ephraim better than the vintage of Abi- ezer?
27889	_ Kitty._ Shikspur?
27889	_ Landing of the Pilgrim Fathers._ What sought they thus afar?
27889	_ Letter, Jan. 28, 1821._ What say you to such a supper with such a woman?
27889	_ Life of Coriolanus._ A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who demanded,"Was she not chaste?
27889	_ Lines by a Clerk._ Where go the poet''s lines?
27889	_ Morning._ Why should we faint and fear to live alone, Since all alone, so Heaven has willed, we die?
27889	_ Of Man''s Progress in Virtue._ What is bigger than an elephant?
27889	_ Old England is our Home._"Will you walk into my parlour?"
27889	_ On his Blindness._ What neat repast shall feast us, light and choice, Of Attic taste?
27889	_ Poem._ If she undervalue me, What care I how fair she be?
27889	_ Political Precepts._ Leo Byzantius said,"What would you do, if you saw my wife, who scarce reaches up to my knees?
27889	_ Poor Jack._ Did you ever hear of Captain Wattle?
27889	_ Ruth._ When he is forsaken, Wither''d and shaken, What can an old man do but die?
27889	_ Sacrifice._ For what avail the plough or sail, Or land or life, if freedom fail?
27889	_ Stanzas._ Hear ye not the hum Of mighty workings?
27889	_ The Death of the Virtuous._ Child of mortality, whence comest thou?
27889	_ The Dying Christian to his Soul._ Tell me, my soul, can this be death?
27889	_ The Dying Christian to his Soul._ What beckoning ghost along the moonlight shade Invites my steps, and points to yonder glade?
27889	_ The Gardener''s Daughter._ Of love that never found his earthly close, What sequel?
27889	_ The Hermit._ But when shall spring visit the mouldering urn?
27889	_ The Issues of Life and Death._ Who that hath ever been Could bear to be no more?
27889	_ The Last Rose of Summer._ When true hearts lie wither''d And fond ones are flown, Oh, who would inhabit This bleak world alone?
27889	_ The Little Cloud._ Friend after friend departs; Who hath not lost a friend?
27889	_ The May Queen._ Ah, why Should life all labour be?
27889	_ The Rock of Rubies, and the Quarrie of Pearls._ Some asked how pearls did grow, and where?
27889	_ The World._ What then remains but that we still should cry For being born, and, being born, to die?
27889	_ This Lime- tree Bower my Prison._ Hast thou a charm to stay the morning star In his steep course?
27889	_ Tumble- down Dick._ Can any man have a higher notion of the rule of right and the eternal fitness of things?
27889	_ Welcome me Home._ Why do n''t the men propose, Mamma?
27889	_ What is Prayer?_ Prayer is the burden of a sigh, The falling of a tear, The upward glancing of an eye When none but God is near.
27889	_ Which are the most crafty, Water or Land Animals?
27889	_ Why do n''t the Men propose?_ She wore a wreath of roses The night that first we met.
27889	_ Written the night before his death.--Found in his Bible in the Gate- house at Westminster._ Shall I, like an hermit, dwell On a rock or in a cell?
27889	a soldier, and afeard?
27889	alive, and so bold, O earth?
27889	are you yet living?
27889	become of me?
27889	can Sporus feel?
27889	can a Roman senate long debate Which of the two to choose, slavery or death?
27889	can it be That this is all remains of thee?
27889	could not one suffice?
27889	do n''t ye hear it roar now?
27889	has she done this to thee?
27889	hast thou wandered there, To waft us home the message of despair?
27889	he turned to his friend and said,"Have I not unawares spoken some mischievous thing or other?"
27889	how have I frighted thee, That thou no more wilt weigh my eyelids down And steep my senses in forgetfulness?
27889	ii._ FOOTNOTES:[ 769- 2] But where is last year''s snow?
27889	iii._ When is man strong until he feels alone?
27889	iv._ Can we ever have too much of a good thing?
27889	iv._ Have you found your life distasteful?
27889	iv._ How does the meadow- flower its bloom unfold?
27889	iv._ What can they see in the longest kingly line in Europe, save that it runs back to a successful soldier?
27889	ix._ Very late in life, when he was studying geometry, some one said to Lacydes,"Is it then a time for you to be learning now?"
27889	ix._ Would yee both eat your cake and have your cake?
27889	know ye not, Who would be free, themselves must strike the blow?
27889	l._ Would you damn your precious soul?
27889	line 303._[ 261- 1] One of our poets( which is it?)
27889	must one swear to the truth of a song?
27889	no: or an arm?
27889	no: or take away the grief of a wound?
27889	note 8._[ 686- 1] The same proverb existed in German:-- So Adam reutte, und Eva span, Wer war da ein eddelman?
27889	once more who would not be a boy?
27889	or art thou but A dagger of the mind, a false creation, Proceeding from the heat- oppressed brain?
27889	p. 38._ Are these the choice dishes the Doctor has sent us?
27889	p. 8._ Live or die, sink or swim.--PEELE:_ Edward I._( 1584?).
27889	paragraph 53._ What Heraclitus would not laugh, or what Democritus would not weep?
27889	shall I call thee bird, Or but a wandering voice?
27889	that parchment, being scribbled o''er, should undo a man?
27889	the Western giant smiles, And twirls the spotty globe to find it; This little speck, the British Isles?
27889	to the hurried question of despair:"Where is my child?"
27889	v._ Shall I show you the muscular training of a philosopher?
27889	vi._ Why do you lead me a wild- goose chase?
27889	vii._ When the liquor''s out, why clink the cannikin?
27889	viii._ Euripides says,-- Who knows but that this life is really death, And whether death is not what men call life?
27889	viii._ Have you not heard it said full oft, A woman''s nay doth stand for naught?
27889	viii._ Who is so deafe or so blinde as is hee That wilfully will neither heare nor see?
27889	what boots the long laborious Quest?_ Of blessed consolations in distress.
27889	what light through yonder window breaks?
27889	what power divine Shall henceforth wash the river Rhine?
27889	what would you have with my wife?"
27889	where are the charms That sages have seen in thy face?
27889	where is thy blush?
27889	where is thy sting?
27889	where is thy victory?
27889	wherefore art thou Romeo?
27889	wherefore welcome won Xerxes, Xantippus, Xavier, Xenophon?
27889	why dost thou shiver and shake, Gaffer Grey?
27889	why should sorrow O''er that brow a shadow fling?
27889	why should they know their fate, Since sorrow never comes too late, And happiness too swiftly flies?
27889	will you not bear with your own brother, who has God for his Father, as being a son from the same stock, and of the same high descent?
27889	wilt thou the spigot wield?
27889	wouldst thou have a serpent sting thee twice?
27889	x._ Are we to mark this day with a white or a black stone?
27889	x._ To what happy accident[402- 4] is it that we owe so unexpected a visit?
27889	xi._ I would have nobody to control me; I would be absolute: and who but I?
27889	xi._ Who is worse shod than the shoemaker''s wife?
27889	xix._ When lovely woman stoops to folly, And finds too late that men betray, What charm can soothe her melancholy?
27889	xlvi._ How shall I be able to rule over others, that have not full power and command of myself?
27889	xvi._ What is the first business of one who studies philosophy?
27889	xx._ Why, then, do you walk as if you had swallowed a ramrod?
27889	xxi._ Who is there whom bright and agreeable children do not attract to play and creep and prattle with them?
27889	xxiii._ How does the water Come down at Lodore?
27889	your flashes of merriment, that were wo nt to set the table on a roar?
12444	''But the rose?'' 12444 ''Did you git''em, boss?"
12444	''Did you git''em, boss?
12444	''How is Congress divided?'' 12444 ''How''s that, my boy?''
12444	''Jim,''he said,''how is it the colonel is able to sleep so soundly with so many mosquitoes around?'' 12444 ''Liza, what fo''yo''buy dat udder box of shoe- blacknin''?"
12444	''My, my,''I said,''what am I to do now?'' 12444 ''See that there tree?''
12444	''Seen Ole?'' 12444 ''Ullo, Bill,''ow''s things with yer?"
12444	''Wait a moment,''said Bill,''is it codfish they caught?'' 12444 ''Well,''said the teacher,''what do you say the answer is?''
12444	''What office do you mean, uncle?'' 12444 ''What s the matter?
12444	''What s the matter? 12444 ''What''s in here?''
12444	''What''s that?'' 12444 ''What''s the matter?''
12444	''Who broke the glass in the back window?''
12444	''Who''s there?'' 12444 ''Who''s there?''
12444	''Why do you cherish in this way,''my friend said to his host,''that common brick and that dead rose?'' 12444 ''William,''said I,''your face is fairly clean, but how did you get such dirty hands?"
12444	''Wot''s so funny about bein''flogged?'' 12444 ''Would n''t change hit, boss, would he?''
12444	''Would n''t change hit, boss, would he?'' 12444 A compromise?"
12444	A missionary in a slum once laid his hand on a man''s shoulder and said:''Friend, do you hear the solemn ticking of that clock?
12444	A sense of humor? 12444 A wish?"
12444	Ah,she answered in the sweetest of tones,"I did n''t miss it so far, after all, did I?"
12444	Ai n''t there a lot o''stuff in the pantry?
12444	Ai n''t they fine boys?
12444	Ai n''t we got a good house to live in?
12444	Ai n''t yer''fraid ye''ll freeze?
12444	All paid, eh?
12444	All right, Jake, but what are you going to do this time?
12444	An''how long have ye been here?
12444	An''what are ye thinkin''about noo-- anither, eh?
12444	An''what micht it be?
12444	And are you a regular communicant?
12444	And did he say he would not come?
12444	And did you actually see this yourself?
12444	And did you call Mr. Jones a worse fool?
12444	And do n''t you take anything for it?
12444	And do you have to be called in the morning?
12444	And how do you plant it?
12444	And how much money have you given her?
12444	And how would you do it?
12444	And is your husband a good provider?
12444	And so you''re working''ard to keep out of mischief?
12444	And were you not decorated?
12444	And what are those things on her head?
12444	And what can I do for you?
12444	And what did he say?
12444	And what did you do, Johnny?
12444	And what did you get a hundred in?
12444	And what did you say?
12444	And what did you say?
12444	And what do you do in winter?
12444	And what do you wish the new one to be?
12444	And what have you brought me?
12444	And what kind of an egg might that be?
12444	And what were you talking about?
12444	And what,he asked,"do you suppose is the name of the chap who keeps a whole county dry?"
12444	And who are you?
12444	And why not?
12444	And you are trying to free the niggers, are n''t you?
12444	And you would n''t let a man beat you-- not even if he was your husband-- would you?
12444	And you would n''t let a man beat you-- not even if he was your husband-- would you?
12444	Any good? 12444 Any good?"
12444	Any good?
12444	Any trouble, Tom?
12444	Anything on your mind, Catherine?
12444	Are fried potatoes rich in carbohydrates or not?
12444	Are n''t they rather light?
12444	Are n''t you working to- day, Uncle?
12444	Are there any trout out there?
12444	Are we all goin'', too?
12444	Are ye the captain of that vessel?
12444	Are you a lawyer?
12444	Are you a pillar of the church?
12444	Are you a woman suffragist?
12444	Are you an Episcopalian?
12444	Are you an experienced aviator?
12444	Are you drunk, too?
12444	Are you going back?
12444	Are you hurt, dear?
12444	Are you married?
12444	Are you positive of it?
12444	Are you quite sure that was a marriage license you gave me last month?
12444	Are you quite sure they wo n''t leave us any money?
12444	Are you sick?
12444	Are you sure this is all you have?
12444	Are you the boss?
12444	Are you trying to save souls from hell?
12444	Are you waiting for me, dear?
12444	Are you?
12444	As to how?
12444	Ask me?
12444	Better?
12444	Burn?
12444	Burned, eh?
12444	But do you really, after a year, want to marry?
12444	But how can I help that?
12444	But how did that fact make you think you were still alive?
12444	But how is it that you have the candy now?
12444	But what would we do with the other two days?
12444	But why does laziness make him howl?
12444	But why not?
12444	But why should n''t faith work as well in one case as in the other?
12444	But would n''t tomorrow night do just as well?
12444	But you''re a Jew?
12444	But your views, as you expressed them some time ago?
12444	But, my dear sir,expostulated the author,"does he sign them with his feet?"
12444	But,one asked,"how does it get to the other end of the hole?"
12444	By the way, do you put these fines back into the roads?
12444	By whom?
12444	By whom?
12444	Can you give me some particulars of this accident?
12444	Can you ride a horse and swim, too?
12444	Can you ride a horse and swim, too?
12444	Chicken pie? 12444 Choked to death?"
12444	Come, come, I know that-- drunk again, I suppose?
12444	Conductor,he demanded indignantly,"do you permit drunken people to ride upon this train?"
12444	Could you not do it yourself, father? 12444 Could you tell him what to do in case of an attack?"
12444	D''ye call thot applause?
12444	D''ye think thot I''m goin''to put in me whole day drivin''ye around for two hours? 12444 D''you s''pose I''d be workin''in the garden on Saturday morning if she was n''t?"
12444	Dare yez to answer me when I puts a question to yez?
12444	Dat''s hard luck,said the first;"did youse lose anyt''ing?"
12444	Dead?
12444	Dear me, how tiresome,said the lady;"have you Praed?"
12444	Dear me, son, how did that happen?
12444	Dear, dear, that''s too bad;''oo did it happen?
12444	Did Hardlucke bear his misfortune like a man?
12444	Did n''t I tell ye she''d had her pound of meat?
12444	Did n''t I tell ye the fire department was comin?"
12444	Did n''t I tell ye to keep out of the way?
12444	Did n''t he wire you too?
12444	Did n''t that make him come across?
12444	Did n''t the boy bring that dozen bass I gave him?
12444	Did n''t you hear of the lawsuit over a title that I had with Jones down in Malone last summer?
12444	Did n''t you notice that he counted his fingers after I had shaken hands with him and we were coming away?
12444	Did n''t you tell Dr. Brooks last week that they were Episcopal kittens?
12444	Did she tell you she''d forgotten?
12444	Did the ass fancy that one would pay any attention to his wire?
12444	Did ye see as Jim got ten years''penal for stealing that''oss?
12444	Did you cast your vote, Aunty?
12444	Did you come by it honestly?
12444	Did you get rid of him?
12444	Did you have orders?
12444	Did you run like the wind, Sam?
12444	Did you say your prayers before you went to bed?
12444	Did you see it?
12444	Did you sleep well, Mary?
12444	Did you take it?
12444	Did you tell the police?
12444	Did you write this report on my lecture,''The Curse of Whiskey''?
12444	Did youse git anyt''ing?
12444	Do I understand, Mr. Stevens,asked the Judge, eying"old Thad"indignantly,"that you wish to show your contempt for this court?"
12444	Do n''t you ever pray?
12444	Do n''t you know what becomes of little boys who stay away from school to play baseball?
12444	Do n''t you like the show?
12444	Do n''t you love me too?
12444	Do n''t you remember what happened to Ananias and Sapphira?
12444	Do n''t you think he offers up a good prayer, Joe?
12444	Do n''t you think she is a wonder?
12444	Do n''t your wife miss you on these occasions?
12444	Do you believe in the doctrine of election to be saved?
12444	Do you call that an insult?
12444	Do you call that thunder? 12444 Do you cycle?"
12444	Do you doubt it?
12444	Do you drink yourself?
12444	Do you have much trouble with your automobile?
12444	Do you know that that bulldog of yours killed my wife''s little harmless, affectionate poodle?
12444	Do you know where Johnny Locke lives, my little boy?
12444	Do you know who I am?
12444	Do you know,said the swimmer,"this is the third time to- day that I''ve fallen off that bally old ranch of mine?"
12444	Do you live in this house, too?
12444	Do you live in this house?
12444	Do you live in this parish?
12444	Do you mean to say such a physical wreck as he gave you that black eye?
12444	Do you motor?
12444	Do you save up money for a rainy day, dear?
12444	Do you see those two men sitting in the corner? 12444 Do you still like them?"
12444	Do you think only of me?
12444	Do you think that is long enough to know a man before taking such an important step?
12444	Do you understand the requirements of that responsible position?
12444	Do you want a lawyer?
12444	Do you want me to help you upstairs?
12444	Do you, sir,the doctor asked, in the course of his examination,"talk in your sleep?"
12444	Do you, then, perhaps, fly?
12444	Does being bald bother you much?
12444	Does de white folks in youah neighborhood keep eny chickens, Br''er Rastus?
12444	Does he pray for the members?
12444	Does n''t he just take all the hope out of life?
12444	Does n''t it ever rain around here?
12444	Does n''t it?
12444	Does your head feel better now, Mamma?
12444	Does your wife want to vote?
12444	Doin''any good?
12444	Don''yo''want y''soul washed w''ite as snow, Brudder Jones?
12444	Doyle,he asked,"how is it that you have n''t shaved this morning?"
12444	Er-- have you kissed the bride?
12444	Excuse me, are you a preacher?
12444	Excuse me,interrupted the would- be- wit;"but can you tell us what the evening wore on that occasion?"
12444	Felicia,said her father upon her return,"did you give him the check?"
12444	Five dollars for what?
12444	Found a horse? 12444 From headquarters, I suppose?"
12444	From where in hell do you come, sir?
12444	General, why do you not give the order to fire?
12444	George,his wife said,"why did n''t you stand up?"
12444	Gerald,said the young wife, noticing how heartily he was eating,"do I cook as well as your mother did?"
12444	Get it?
12444	Guilty, or not guilty?
12444	Had Solomon really seven hundred wives?
12444	Hair cut?
12444	Hand- clapping?
12444	Happy? 12444 Happy?
12444	Hard? 12444 Hard?"
12444	Has he a sense of humor?
12444	Have a good time?
12444	Have n''t I got damages enough already, man? 12444 Have they such tall buildings in America as they say, Pat?"
12444	Have you a good cook now?
12444	Have you a newspaper in town?
12444	Have you any money left?
12444	Have you done anything for her?
12444	Have you heard about the new manner in which the planters are going to pick their cotton this season?
12444	Have you no other ambition, Mr. Herford,she demanded,"than to force people to degrade themselves by laughter?"
12444	Have you tried brown paper and a hot iron?
12444	Have you tried gasoline?
12444	Have you_ A Joy Forever_?
12444	Heavens, Clancy, do n''t you ever stop?
12444	Henry,faltered the young bride,"do you still love me?"
12444	Here, officer,he said,"what''s this man charged with?"
12444	Here,said a congressman to the head waiter,"why do n''t you put them things on our table too?"
12444	Hey, how far''s the next town?
12444	Homesick at a time like that?
12444	Homesick?
12444	Hoo is it, Jeemes, that you mak''sic an enairmous profit aff yer potatoes? 12444 How about beefsteak?"
12444	How am I out of order?
12444	How are you getting on?
12444	How are you making out?
12444	How are you, Mary?
12444	How can that be,continued the storekeeper,"when it was cured only a week?"
12444	How can we ever get Papa out of that little hole?
12444	How can we?
12444	How dare you say that when we all heard him? 12444 How dare you tell me that with the beard you have on your face?"
12444	How did he get his title of colonel?
12444	How did you hurt your feet, Dinah?
12444	How did you like our railroad trains?
12444	How did you lose your arm?
12444	How did you pull it?
12444	How did you sleep?
12444	How did you write my name?
12444	How do you do?
12444	How do you get along here?
12444	How do you know that this one is mine?
12444	How do you know?
12444	How do you mean it''s no use?
12444	How do you plow that field?
12444	How do_ you_ know?
12444	How does it happen that you are five minutes late at school this morning?
12444	How far apart were they?
12444	How far in?
12444	How far to the next town?
12444	How fast is your car, Jimpson?
12444	How has it worked?
12444	How long did he cry?
12444	How long have you been married, Uncle Moses?
12444	How many children have you?
12444	How many of you boys,asked the Sunday- school superintendent,"can bring two other boys next Sunday?"
12444	How many people work in your office?
12444	How many shots did you hear?
12444	How many strokes?
12444	How many times have I told you not to play with that bad Jenkins boy?
12444	How many trees have you?
12444	How much are they?
12444	How much did he leave?
12444	How much did that medicine cost, Doc?
12444	How much have you saved, darling?
12444	How much land have you?
12444	How much to pay?
12444	How old are you, Tommy?
12444	How old are you?
12444	How so?
12444	How so?
12444	How so?
12444	How so?
12444	How soon?
12444	How was that?
12444	How was that?
12444	How was that?
12444	How will you do it?
12444	How would you make a Venetian blind?
12444	How''s that?
12444	How''s that?
12444	How''s times?
12444	However did you reconcile Adele and Mary?
12444	I beg the gentleman''s pardon,said General Cochrane, springing to his feet;"but what was that last remark?"
12444	I ca n''t, ca n''t I?
12444	I do n''t remember having seen you here before,said she;"how long have you been in the asylum?"
12444	I know a very outspoken painter whose little daughter called at a friend''s house and said:''Show me your new parlor rug, wo n''t you, please?''
12444	I presume,she remarked,"that you begin the day over here the same as they do in New York?"
12444	I suppose that interfered with his holding a good position?
12444	I suppose you gave it up then?
12444	I wonder if that''s what makes the Delaware Water Gap?
12444	If he is good for nothing what do you want him back for?
12444	Igh cost o''livin''not''ittin''yer, Bill?
12444	In the first place, where did you meet this woman who, according to your story, has treated you so dreadfully?
12444	In the first place, where did you meet this woman who, according to your story, has treated you so dreadfully?
12444	Insulted?
12444	Insulted?
12444	Is a spanking hereditary?
12444	Is he as good as Foy?
12444	Is he balky?
12444	Is he hurt?
12444	Is he?
12444	Is it true that he is henpecked?
12444	Is it true, father,he asked,"that marriage is a failure?"
12444	Is it, laddie?
12444	Is n''t it?
12444	Is n''t this the---- Theater?
12444	Is she short or is she tall, slender, willowy?
12444	Is that nitrogenous?
12444	Is that the city gas- works?
12444	Is that the truth?
12444	Is that you, dear?
12444	Is the baby strong?
12444	Is there any one you would like to see?
12444	Is this it?
12444	Ish it possible I have the honor of speakin''to Misshus Smith?
12444	It did n''t hurt as much as you expected it would, did it?
12444	It is very gratifying to know that your mother thought of me in her illness,said he,"Is your minister out of town?"
12444	It''ll last till you git another husband, wo n''t it? 12444 It''s a fine thing for you to belong to the church,"replied the younger brother,"If I join the church who''ll weigh the coal?"
12444	It''s cold out to- day, is n''t it?
12444	It''s like dis, aindt it? 12444 It''s pretty rough to be gone through like this, ai n''t it, sir?"
12444	It''s you, John, is it? 12444 Johnny,"said the mother as she vigorously scrubbed the small boy''s face with soap and water,"did n''t I tell you never to blacken your face again?
12444	Kinder chilly, ai n''t it?
12444	Large and affectionate?
12444	Last days of Pompey? 12444 Look here, Sam,"he said,"what did I order?"
12444	Look here, young lady,she said,"who are you that calls my husband and insists on talking to him?"
12444	Madam,he said,"if this man were your husband and had given you a beating, would you call in the police?"
12444	Martha, have you wiped the sink dry yet?
12444	Martha, is it possible that you are thinking of getting married?
12444	Mary,he asked,"will you marry me?"
12444	May I venture to inquire as to the nature of the book you propose to write?
12444	Maybe you are a Baptist?
12444	Maybe--here the sentry laughed--"maybe you''re the major himself?"
12444	Me mind your machine? 12444 Me?"
12444	Miss Annie, is that so?
12444	Miss Annie,said the young man, in deep earnest tones,"I am thinking of proposing to your sister Kate-- will you make your home with us?"
12444	Mister,he inquired,"was you tryin''to ketch that Pennsylvania train?"
12444	Mr. Henry? 12444 Mulligan, what the divvil ar- re ye doin''?"
12444	My boy, is it true that you called Mrs. Jones a fool?
12444	My dear man,observed the onlooker,"are you not afraid that your brain will be affected in the hot sun?"
12444	My friend,he said, shrugging his shoulders and indicating the crowd in front,"I quite agree with you, but what are we two against so many?"
12444	My friend,says I,"I''ve heard that there''s nothing in a name, but are you not one of the Wood family?"
12444	My horses?
12444	My mother, Flora? 12444 My mother, Flora?
12444	My poor man,he said,"I suppose you will have to make good this loss out of your own pocket?"
12444	New minister?
12444	No use?
12444	No? 12444 No?
12444	Not much chance for caddying then, I suppose?
12444	Not that young fellow who has been calling on you lately?
12444	Now supposing you had your wish, what would you do?
12444	Now that you have made$ 50,000,000, I suppose you are going to keep right on for the purpose of trying to get a hundred millions?
12444	Now, Charlie,she pleaded,"are you going to let the sun go down on your wrath?"
12444	Now, Lena,she asked earnestly,"are you a_ good_ cook?"
12444	Now, look here, Mother,said Bobby,"do I look as if we''d been playing?"
12444	Now, what did he say?
12444	Now, where in hell have I seen you?
12444	Now,said the clergyman to the Sunday- school class,"can any of you tell me what are sins of omission?"
12444	Now,said the teacher,"why did n''t you know when Moses lived?"
12444	Nurse,he said one day, leaving his blocks and laying his hand on her knee,"nurse, is this God''s day?"
12444	O, Mother, why are the men in the front baldheaded?
12444	Oh nonsense, uncle, you do n''t mean to say that you subscribe to all the articles of the Presbyterian faith?
12444	Oh, Cousin John, what is that?
12444	Oh, ai n''t he?
12444	Oh, dearest, how did you do it? 12444 Oh, do n''t you_ love_ Ibsen?"
12444	Oh, is it?
12444	Oh, is that all?
12444	Oh, my brother,groaned the reverend gentleman,"wouldst thou rob me?
12444	Oh, that''s all right,replied Ben;"but what about the mornings I do n''t get home in time?
12444	Oh, that''s too bad, but just supposing you were, whom would you support in the present campaign?
12444	Oh, well, your servant is honest, is n''t she?
12444	Ole,she said desperately,"why do n''t you say something?"
12444	Oxford, Oxford,remonstrated that surprised dignitary,"why this unseemly haste?"
12444	Pardon me,continued the Hubbite,"but what did you try to get him to swallow?"
12444	Pass you in? 12444 Pete?"
12444	Please, Mis''Mary, might I have the aft''noon off three weeks frum Wednesday?
12444	Pride, eh?
12444	Prisoner at the bar,called out the clerk,"do you wish to challenge any of the jury?"
12444	Quite,said the clergyman;"but do you really want an appropriate verse?"
12444	Rain? 12444 Rain?"
12444	Robbers?
12444	Say, Captain,he said"you ai n''t got anything but the habit, have you?"
12444	Say, cap''n,said one of them,"what ought I to carry home to the children for a souvenir?"
12444	Say, do you know where I can buy a folding toothbrush?
12444	Say, do you know who I am?
12444	Say, fellers,he murmured anxiously,"is the boss mad?
12444	Say, friend,called out one of the men,"how far is it to the next town?"
12444	Say, have you seen this show?
12444	Say, young man,asked an old lady at the ticket- office,"what time does the next train pull in here and how long does it stay?"
12444	Say,asked the stranger, mopping his brow,"do you always go home like this?
12444	See that millinery shop over there?
12444	Senator, why do n''t you unpack your trunk? 12444 Shall I help you upstairs?"
12444	Shine yer boots, sir?
12444	Shine''em so''s yer can see yer face in''em?
12444	Sho,said Uncle Abe,"who they buryin''today?"
12444	Shore dere was-- plenty of''em,the other hastened to assure his minister"What was dey a- doin''?"
12444	Smoking, is it, sor? 12444 So I is, Missus, but do you''spose I''d keep all dis yer money in de house wid dat strange nigger?"
12444	So you did n''t spend your 2 cents?
12444	So you have adopted a baby to raise?
12444	So you have had a long siege of nervous prostration?
12444	So you heard the bullet whiz past you?
12444	So you think the author of this play will live, do you?
12444	So you want to see the boss?
12444	So?
12444	Something else, Jimmy? 12444 Souls?"
12444	Squirrel whisky?
12444	Sunrise?
12444	Suppose a reporter should visit our church?
12444	Sure?
12444	Surely you are glad?
12444	Suspicious? 12444 Tall buildings ye ask, sur?"
12444	Tart, what?
12444	Tart, what?
12444	Tell me,pleaded the insurance agent, when the lad came into the kitchen,"are you the boss of the house?"
12444	That so? 12444 That your boy, Billups?"
12444	That? 12444 The barber from the village?"
12444	The burglar''s legs?
12444	The morrn''?
12444	Then how are you an Episcopalian?
12444	Then nothing passed between ye?
12444	Then what in thunder''s she hollering for?
12444	Then where is the funny paper?
12444	Then why did you come away?
12444	Then why do n''t you go into the speculation?
12444	Then why do you call it chicken pie? 12444 Then why do you give it to me?"
12444	Then why do you persist in hissing the performers?
12444	Then,said James,"why do n''t you chew cloves?"
12444	There are several I have n''t heard, are n''t there?
12444	They ca n''t sell liquor at all there?
12444	Three months, is it? 12444 Tite Harrison, hey?
12444	To drink?
12444	To what parish do you belong?
12444	Tommy,said his mother reprovingly,"what did I say I''d do to you if I ever caught you stealing jam again?"
12444	Up the soide of the hill is it, sor?
12444	Up the soide of the hill? 12444 Up to my shoulders?"
12444	Vell, say,he whispered again,"he must be pretty exbensive, then, ai n''t he?
12444	Vittles fo''what?
12444	Vocation?
12444	Want a raise, do you? 12444 Want to buy some nice cold tea?"
12444	Want to see the boss?
12444	Was Helen''s marriage a success?
12444	Was Minerva married?
12444	Was dere any white men dere?
12444	Was they brought on specially for this show, or do they live here?
12444	Watcher want?
12444	Well did anybody ever?
12444	Well then tell me do you believe that I am elected to be saved?
12444	Well, Bobby, what do you want to be when you grow up?
12444	Well, George, have you tried ammonia?
12444	Well, I''ll tell you,he said then, thoughtfully:"why do n''t you sugar your head and go as a pill?"
12444	Well, Jenny?
12444	Well, Pat, what good would it do if yez knew?
12444	Well, William?
12444	Well, Willie?
12444	Well, boys, where have you been all afternoon?
12444	Well, did n''t they give any encouragement? 12444 Well, did you have a good night''s rest?"
12444	Well, father, was he the man who said,''Give me liberty or give me death?''
12444	Well, how did you like the piece, my dear?
12444	Well, if yer do n''t like it,the conductor finally blurted out,"why in thunder do n''t yer git out an''walk?"
12444	Well, it may turn out all right, but do n''t you think you are taking chances?
12444	Well, little girl,the mother began,"did you tell God all about how naughty you''d been?"
12444	Well, my good woman,said he,"so you are ill and require the consolations of religion?
12444	Well, my little man, and what can I do for you?
12444	Well, my little man, did you want to see me?
12444	Well, my lord, you''ll excuse me, but he said,''Who''s that old woman with the red bed curtain round her, sitting up there?
12444	Well, then, madam,requested the little man,"would you mind changing seats with me?
12444	Well, what about it?
12444	Well, what are we called?
12444	Well, what are you going to do about it?
12444	Well, what are you going to do, then?
12444	Well, what do the revolutionists want?
12444	Well, what do we care,mumbled John, rolling over,"so long as they do n''t die in the house?"
12444	Well, what do you think of that?
12444	Well, what do you want me to do?
12444	Well, what if I do? 12444 Well, what is it, sweetheart?"
12444	Well, what is it?
12444	Well, what is it?
12444	Well, what is it?
12444	Well, what of it?
12444	Well, why do n''t you go there then?
12444	Well, why do you preach your doctrines up here? 12444 Well, why is n''t your wife helping you to celebrate?"
12444	Well,rejoined the Governor,"now that you have seen one, are you satisfied?"
12444	Well,said the first,"what''s new this morning?"
12444	Well?
12444	Well?
12444	Well?
12444	Were any of them receipted?
12444	Were any of your boyish ambitions ever realized?
12444	Wh- why are you following me?
12444	Whah wuz yo''soul washed w''ite as snow, Brudder Jones?
12444	Whar did you git such a fine goose?
12444	Whar yo''vittles?
12444	Whar''d yoh jine?
12444	What American name would you like to have?
12444	What about?
12444	What are her days at home?
12444	What are they?
12444	What are ye wearin''thot mournful thing for?
12444	What are you cutting out of the paper?
12444	What are you cutting out of the paper?
12444	What are you doing for her?
12444	What are you doing here?
12444	What are you eating?
12444	What are you going to do with all that paper, Henry?
12444	What are you going to do with it?
12444	What are you going to do with it?
12444	What are you going to do?
12444	What are you in bed for?
12444	What are you running for, Mose?
12444	What are you trying to do? 12444 What are you, then, uncle?"
12444	What caused it? 12444 What caused the coolness between you and that young doctor?
12444	What d''ye mane?
12444	What did he say?
12444	What did he say?
12444	What did he want?
12444	What did they do? 12444 What did they do?"
12444	What did you bring that sign in here for?
12444	What did you do with it?
12444	What did you do?
12444	What do they do to you?
12444	What do you consider the most important event in the history of Paris?
12444	What do you mean by bo''n oratah?
12444	What do you mean by following me in this manner?
12444	What do you mean by that?
12444	What do you mean? 12444 What do you mean?
12444	What do you think I''m running? 12444 What do you think about it, Uncle Bill?"
12444	What do you want?
12444	What does he say?
12444	What does this mean, your being asleep out here? 12444 What does your mother say when you tell her those dreadful lies?"
12444	What explanation have you,he asked severely,"for not speaking to your wife in five years?"
12444	What floor do you live on?
12444	What for?
12444	What for?
12444	What for?
12444	What good will thet be?
12444	What great event took place July 4, 1776?
12444	What happened?
12444	What has that to do with it? 12444 What have you there?"
12444	What is a drunken man like, Fool?
12444	What is a steward?
12444	What is a''faculty''?
12444	What is faith, Johnny?
12444	What is he so angry with you for?
12444	What is it?
12444	What is that Japanese idol over there worth?
12444	What is that little boy crying about?
12444	What is that?
12444	What is the charge against these young men?
12444	What is the matter with him?
12444	What is the matter, dearest?
12444	What is the name of your automobile?
12444	What is the old one?
12444	What is the trouble, my dear?
12444	What is the trouble?
12444	What is this for?
12444	What is this?
12444	What is this?
12444	What is wrong, dear?
12444	What is your ideal man?
12444	What is your name?
12444	What is your opinion of a tolerable egg?
12444	What little boy can tell me the difference between the''quick''and the''dead?''
12444	What made you go crazy?
12444	What makes you carry that horrible shriek machine for an automobile signal?
12444	What makes you think the baby is going to be a great politician?
12444	What of it?
12444	What on earth are you doing, man?
12444	What on earth are you trying to do there, Dudley?
12444	What on earth has the dog to do with it?
12444	What profit do you make out of that?
12444	What punishment did that defaulting banker get?
12444	What seems to be the trouble?
12444	What sort of a man is he?
12444	What sort of a ticket does your suffragette club favor?
12444	What sort of chap is he?
12444	What then have you got?
12444	What was he put in for?
12444	What was that, feyther?
12444	What was the dream?
12444	What was the matter?
12444	What was your adventure, though?
12444	What were you and Mr. Smith talking about in the parlor?
12444	What were you in for?
12444	What will we do?
12444	What with all their clothes on?
12444	What you been doin''to get tired?
12444	What''d he do with it?
12444	What''d he do?
12444	What''ll ye pay?
12444	What''s brought you here?
12444	What''s that man shaking his stick at her for?
12444	What''s that? 12444 What''s that?"
12444	What''s the charge ag''in this man?
12444	What''s the charge?
12444	What''s the greatest play you ever saw?
12444	What''s the matter there?
12444	What''s the matter, Bill?
12444	What''s the matter, Crane? 12444 What''s the matter, Jim?"
12444	What''s the matter?
12444	What''s the matter?
12444	What''s the matter?
12444	What''s the matter?
12444	What''s the trouble?
12444	What''s the word?
12444	What''s this?
12444	What''s this?
12444	What''s up? 12444 What''s wrong now?"
12444	What''s wrong?
12444	What,asked the Sunday- school teacher,"is meant by bearing false witness against one''s neighbor?"
12444	What- all''s de matter wif de chile?
12444	What? 12444 What?"
12444	What?
12444	When is you gwine to git married, Miss Maudie?
12444	When will I be old enough to, Mama?
12444	Where am I-- in heaven?
12444	Where am I?
12444	Where are the bottles?
12444	Where did you come from, Lizzie?
12444	Where did you get the pattern, Mamma?
12444	Where did you sit?
12444	Where do all them troopers come from?
12444	Where do you feel worst?
12444	Where hae you been the nicht, Andrew?
12444	Where have you been?
12444	Where is everybody?
12444	Where is he?
12444	Where is your lawyer?
12444	Where were you when the first shot was fired?
12444	Where were you when the second shot was fired?
12444	Where''d you go?
12444	Where''s old Four- Fingered Pete?
12444	Where''s the fish?
12444	Which one?
12444	Who are those people who are cheering?
12444	Who are you?
12444	Who confirmed you, then?
12444	Who is Orlando Day?
12444	Who is it?
12444	Who is this?'' 12444 Who''s going to pay me for my horse?"
12444	Who''s there? 12444 Who''s there?"
12444	Who, father, is that gentleman?
12444	Who-- who the devil is this, anyhow?
12444	Whom do you wish to see?
12444	Why are you driving so recklessly? 12444 Why did you break your engagement with that school teacher?"
12444	Why did you come to college, anyway? 12444 Why did you run when you had this permit?"
12444	Why do n''t both sides come together and arbitrate?
12444	Why do n''t women have the same sense of humor that men possess?
12444	Why do n''t you make up?
12444	Why do n''t you stay in out of the rain?
12444	Why do you ask?
12444	Why do you ask?
12444	Why do you object to Baedeker?
12444	Why do you wish to change your name?
12444	Why does it take him so long?
12444	Why in thunder do n''t you make it a rule to tell only half what you hear?
12444	Why is it,asked the persistent poetess,"that you always insist that we write on one side of the paper only?
12444	Why is it?
12444	Why not? 12444 Why not?"
12444	Why not?
12444	Why on earth did you agree to do it for so little?
12444	Why on earth did you do that?
12444	Why should I keep your money for you? 12444 Why was it you never married again, Aunt Sallie?"
12444	Why were you not at our revival?
12444	Why you no ringa da bell?
12444	Why, Brudder Brown,he asked,"whar''r all yo''chickens?"
12444	Why, I came home late, and my wife heard me and said,''John, what time is it?'' 12444 Why, Johnny,"said his mother,"what''s the matter?"
12444	Why, Mother dear, did n''t you know that was the ribbon I won at the show?
12444	Why, colonel, what''s the matter?
12444	Why, how big is your father''s farm?
12444	Why, mother,cried Hilda,"ca n''t you see?
12444	Why, then,the stranger queried,"should the dog howl?"
12444	Why, what is it, Harry?
12444	Why, what on earth''s the matter?
12444	Why, what''s he been doin''now?
12444	Why, what''s the matter, dear?
12444	Why, you would not speak to a strange man, would you?
12444	Why,asked headquarters,"do you wish to be transferred?"
12444	Why,he inquired,"do you, who fought on the other side, give me so much more than any of those who were my comrades in arms?"
12444	Why,said he,"does a bride invariably desire to be clothed in white at her marriage?"
12444	Why,said the teacher,"George Washington did his own sewing in the wars, and do you think you are better than George Washington?"
12444	Why?
12444	Will they bite easily?
12444	Will they?
12444	Will you give me a certificate to that effect?
12444	Will you please tell me, sir, what is the extreme penalty for bigamy?
12444	Will you take tart or pudding?
12444	Will you, really?
12444	Willie,she said,"did you invite Tommy to your party tonight?"
12444	Wo n''t do? 12444 Wo n''t you try it on?"
12444	Wot cheer, Alf? 12444 Wotcher wages?"
12444	Would n''t it be awful?
12444	Would n''t yo''gib me one?
12444	Would n''t yo''give me twenty- five?
12444	Would you be offended if I was to present him with a nice brass collar?
12444	Would you call Si Perkins a liar?
12444	Would you mind writing all that down for me?
12444	Ye do n''t, hey? 12444 Yes, Father, but how can I tell when I have enough or am drunk?"
12444	Yes, but how about the man who works and has to listen to him?
12444	Yes, ma''am,replied the salesman;"something very strong?"
12444	Yes, sir,said the waiter, reaching for the sandwich;"will you eat it or take it with you?"
12444	Yes, yes,said the Bishop of London with the suspicion of a twinkle in his kindly old eyes,"but why such haste?
12444	Yes; what is it?
12444	Yes? 12444 Yes?"
12444	Yes?
12444	Yis, sor, but is this the relief station?
12444	You blithering idiot,said the foreman,"did n''t I tell you to get out of the road?
12444	You can make doors, windows, and blinds?
12444	You did n''t suppose God was a Yankee, did you?
12444	You do n''t know? 12444 You do n''t mean to imply that he is a spendthrift?"
12444	You do n''t mean to say they sell whiskey in a millinery store?
12444	You do n''t suppose God would be loafing around here this time of day, do you? 12444 You do n''t think they''ll take everything, do you?"
12444	You do n''t think we''re rehearsin''with him, do you?
12444	You had$ 35 when you left the fort, did n''t you?
12444	You have a pretty tough looking lot of customers to dispose of this morning, have n''t you?
12444	You have been conspicuous in the halls of legislation, have you not?
12444	You have? 12444 You say you are your wife''s third husband?"
12444	You say your jewels were stolen while the family was at dinner?
12444	You thoroughly understand carpentry?
12444	You''re a Jew, ai n''t you?
12444	You''re sure it''s in style?
12444	You- all carried moah''n a million passengers? 12444 Young man,"he said brusquely,"do you know what time it is?"
12444	Your chief? 12444 Your fortune?"
12444	Your husband will be all right now,said an English doctor to a woman whose husband was dangerously ill."What do you mean?"
12444	''"Ow long''ave yer been at it?"
12444	''"Tis cold, ai n''t it?
12444	''Any entertainment here tonight to help a stranger while away his evening?''
12444	''Are ye dead?''
12444	''Honest?''
12444	--_The Advertiser_ SALOONS"Where can I get a drink in this town?"
12444	A Bostonian died, and when he arrived at St. Peter''s gate he was asked the usual questions:"What is your name, and where are you from?"
12444	A German woman called up Central and instructed her as follows:"Ist dis de mittle?
12444	A darky meeting another coming from the library with a book accosted him as follows:"What book you done got there, Rastus?"
12444	A freighter?"
12444	A genius who once did aspire To invent an aerial flyer, When asked,"Does it go?"
12444	A gentleman sprang to assist her; He picked up her glove and her wrister;"Did you fall, Ma''am?"
12444	A passing Irishman stopped and watched him with great interest for two or three minutes; at last he said:"Well, why do n''t ye jump?"
12444	A playmate passed him, looked at his position, then sang out:"Hey, Bobbie, have you lost your other skate?"
12444	A political speaker, while making a speech, paused in the midst of it and exclaimed:"Now gentlemen, what do you think?"
12444	A poor lady the other day hastened to the nursery and said to her little daughter:"Minnie, what do you mean by shouting and screaming?
12444	A woman stuck her head out of a second- story window and demanded, none too sweetly:"What do you want?"
12444	AERONAUTICS A flea and a fly in a flue, Were imprisoned; now what could they do?
12444	AEROPLANES"Mother, may I go aeroplane?"
12444	AGENTS"John, whatever induced you to buy a house in this forsaken region?"
12444	ALERTNESS"Alert?"
12444	ALIMONY"What is alimony, ma?"
12444	ALLOWANCES"Why do n''t you give your wife an allowance?"
12444	ANNIVERSARIES MRS. JONES--"Does your husband remember your wedding anniversary?"
12444	ASPIRING VOCALIST--"Professor, do you think I will ever be able to do anything with my voice?"
12444	AUTOMOBILES TEACHER--"If a man saves$ 2 a week, how long will it take him to save a thousand?"
12444	AVIATOR( to young assistant, who has begun to be frightened)--"Well, what do you want now?"
12444	About two months later she cuddled up close to him on the sofa one evening, and said:"Robert dear, have you saved up that thousand yet?"
12444	According to directions he knocked and the Dean asked:"Who is there?"
12444	After a few minutes he leaned over to a gentleman near him and whispered,"Say, mine frient, this must be a pretty goot doctor, ai n''t he?"
12444	After a few moments''deep thought:"Say, ma, then do n''t you think they''d be lots more surprised if you did take us all?"
12444	After looking around in considerable astonishment Pat replied:"And is it yez, captain?
12444	After the beau had made a rapid exit, the father turned to the girl and said in astonishment:"What was the matter with that fellow?
12444	After the service the preacher met the Judge in the vestibule and said:"Well, your Honor, how did you like the sermon?"
12444	After the train had made another stop and gone on, the brakeman came into the caboose and said to the conductor:"Well, is he off?"
12444	Ai n''t that a character for ye?"
12444	Am I walking straight?"
12444	Am you habbing prosper''s times?"
12444	An aviator alighted on a field and said to a rather well- dressed individual:"Here, mind my machine a minute, will you?"
12444	An old farmer, driving past the place after work had been started, and seeing a man in the doorway, called to him:"What be ye doin''in this place?"
12444	An''ef yo''had a hundred watermillions would yo''gib me fifty?"
12444	And are you married?"
12444	And he was ground to pieces, I suppose?"
12444	And oh, friend, do you know what day it inexorably and relentlessly brings nearer?"
12444	And when he says to me,''Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband?''
12444	Any tender little romance there?"
12444	Anybody happen to know?"
12444	Approaching an old lady in a Lakewood hotel, he said:"Can you crack nuts?"
12444	Are n''t you a- gwine in?"
12444	Are n''t you aware that I am a divine?"
12444	Are there any questions to be asked?"
12444	Are yo''corresponding wif some other female?"
12444	Are yo''so good for nuffen lazy dat yo''cahn''t wish fo''yo''own watermillions?"
12444	Are you married?"
12444	As I jabbed the pen back into the dish of bird shot, I said:"''Can you direct me to the bank?''
12444	As he passed down the street a gamin yelled:"What''s the kid done?"
12444	As the waiter placed the order before him he said in a loud voice:"Waiter, what is largest tip you ever received?"
12444	At last, unable to stand it longer, he arose and demanded, in a high, penetrating voice,"Is there a Christian Scientist in this room?"
12444	At the conclusion of the service the American chanced to ask one of the jackies:"Are you obliged to attend these Sunday morning services?"
12444	At the end he said,"Did the other doctor take your temperature?"
12444	B--"Would you mind telling me what it was?"
12444	BALL-"What is silence?"
12444	BARGAINS MANAGER( five- and- ten- cent store)--"What did the lady who just went out want?"
12444	BEER A man to whom illness was chronic, When told that he needed a tonic, Said,"O Doctor dear, Wo n''t you please make it beer?"
12444	BEES TEACHER--"Tommy, do you know''How Doth the Little Busy Bee''?"
12444	BIBLE INTERPRETATION"Miss Jane, did Moses have the same after- dinner complaint my papa''s got?"
12444	BILLY--"Then why ai n''t you sick today?"
12444	BOBBY--"When did you begin, then, Mamma?"
12444	BOGGS--"What luck did you have with them?"
12444	BOOKS AND READING LADY PRESIDENT--"What book has helped you most?"
12444	BORES"What kind of a looking man is that chap Gabbleton you just mentioned?
12444	BRIDGE WHIST"How about the sermon?"
12444	BROOKLYN At the Brooklyn Bridge.--"Madam, do you want to go to Brooklyn?"
12444	BUSINESS ETHICS"Johnny,"said his teacher,"if coal is selling at$ 6 a ton and you pay your dealer$ 24 how many tons will he bring you?"
12444	Bangs?"
12444	Be you the whistle?"
12444	Being told that such was the case the old darky said;"Do you mind telling me something that has been botherin''my old haid?
12444	But I got out shust in time, eh?"
12444	But I will give you two thousand,"answered the upholder of American honor; and then in a moment he added:"May I ask who gave you the thousand francs?"
12444	But how on earth did you do it, Ethel?"
12444	But how was I to know?
12444	But how, pray, could he really know?
12444	But sure, this is the relief station?"
12444	But taking the matter seriously, how would one define humor?
12444	But what are you going to do now?"
12444	But what in tarnation was them drunken painters in sech an all- fired hurry fer?"
12444	But what on earth is she doing up in Virginia?"
12444	But where are you dining tonight?"
12444	But where does the insult to you come in?"
12444	But where does the insult to you come in?"
12444	But you see that big man over there?"
12444	But"--suddenly looking up--"where the divvil is the cat?"
12444	CASEY--"Now, phwat wu''u''d ye do in a case loike thot?"
12444	CHAMPAGNE MR. HILTON--"Have you opened that bottle of champagne, Bridget?"
12444	CHIEF CLERK( to office boy)--"Why on earth do n''t you laugh when the boss tells a joke?"
12444	CHINAMAN--"You tellee me where railroad depot?"
12444	CITIZEN--"What''s the matter, John?
12444	CLANCY--"Loike phwat?"
12444	CLERK--"To cut out?"
12444	CLERK--"What is it, please?"
12444	COLLEGE STUDENTS"Say, dad, remember that story you told me about when you were expelled from college?"
12444	COLONEL HIGHFLYER--"What are your rates per column?"
12444	COMMUTERS BRIGGS--"Is it true that you have broken off your engagement to that girl who lives in the suburbs?"
12444	CONFESSIONS"You say Garston made a complete confession?
12444	CONUNDRUMS"Mose, what is the difference between a bucket of milk in a rain storm and a conversation between two confidence men?"
12444	COST OF LIVING"Did you punish our son for throwing a lump of coal at Willie Smiggs?"
12444	COUNTRY LIFE BILTER( at servants''agency)--"Have you got a cook who will go to the country?"
12444	COURAGE AUNT ETHEL--"Well, Beatrice, were you very brave at the dentist''s?"
12444	COURTSHIP"Do you think a woman believes you when you tell her she is the first girl you ever loved?"
12444	CRITIC--"By George, old chap, when I look at one of your paintings I stand and wonder--"ARTIST--"How I do it?"
12444	CRITIC--"Why not give it to an institution for the blind?"
12444	CRUELTY"Why do you beat your little son?
12444	CURIOUS CHARLEY--"Then what tree does the doughnut grow on?"
12444	Ca n''t you tell the difference?"
12444	Can it be possible in a civilized country?"
12444	Can nothing he done to stop it?"
12444	Can you write?
12444	Clemens?"
12444	Come on, sir, what was it?"
12444	Could n''t yer make it a quarter an''thoroly enjoy yourself?"
12444	Could you love a girl like that?"
12444	Could you not spoil the marriage?"
12444	D''ye think I''d be relyin''on total strangers for support if I had a wife?"
12444	D''ye want to drown me?"
12444	DANCING He was a remarkably stout gentleman, excessively fond of dancing, so his friends asked him why he had stopped, and was it final?
12444	DEMOCRACY"Why are you so vexed, Irma?"
12444	DEMOCRATIC PARTY HOSPITAL PHYSICIAN--"Which ward do you wish to be taken to?
12444	DEWLEY--"Is the machine on the market yet?"
12444	DIVORCE"When a woman marries and then divorces her husband inside of a week what would you call it?"
12444	DOGS LADY( to tramp who had been commissioned to find her lost poodle)--"The poor little darling, where did you find him?"
12444	Dey ai n''t no dog in a dog biscuit, is dey?"
12444	Did he mention any names?"
12444	Did n''t I tell you to take care and get out of the way?
12444	Did n''t the lady you last worked for have them on the table?"
12444	Did n''t they appreciate it?"
12444	Did n''t they ask you to come before the curtain?"
12444	Did ye not hear it?"
12444	Did, eh?"
12444	Do n''t you care anything about your souls?"
12444	Do n''t you know me?
12444	Do n''t you know the difference in value?
12444	Do n''t you see how it reads?
12444	Do n''t you see the gentleman wants to take the lady''s picture?"
12444	Do n''t you think that is very nice of them?"
12444	Do ye see this big dent in my head?
12444	Do you do it to avoid repeating yourself?"
12444	Do you ever take alcoholic drinks?"
12444	Do you know her equal?"
12444	Do you know why?
12444	Do you mean to say that they actually used to quarrel?"
12444	Do you think I am made of money?"
12444	Do you think-- is it your opinion-- that they have, so to speak, decreased in violence, if I may use that word?"
12444	Do you understand?"
12444	Do you understand?"
12444	Do you understand?"
12444	Do your parents look after your moral welfare?"
12444	Dost thou love life?
12444	Dost thou love life?
12444	EARNEST YOUNG MAN--"Don''t work?"
12444	EARNEST YOUNG MAN--"Have you any advice to a struggling young employee?"
12444	EDITOR--"Well, what further proof do you want?"
12444	EDITOR--"You wish a position as a proofreader?"
12444	ELECTRICITY In school a boy was asked this question in physics:"What is the difference between lightning and electricity?"
12444	EMPLOYERS AND EMPLOYEES"You want more money?
12444	Each favorite vintage in its turn,-- What man could wish for more?
12444	Elated with her seeming quick perception, he then turned to the picture of a Chimpanzee and said:"Baby, what is this?"
12444	Elizabeth gazed at the sardines in wonder, and then asked:"But, mother, how do the large fish get the cans open?"
12444	Excuse my asking you, but is there much more to do before we get there?"
12444	Eyeing her sleepily he said curiously,"Say, are you talking yet or again?"
12444	FAIR VISITOR--"Why are you giving Fido''s teeth such a thorough brushing?"
12444	FAST FRIEND--"Who from?"
12444	FATHER( impressively)--"Suppose I should be taken away suddenly, what would become of you, my boy?"
12444	FATHER( reprovingly)--"Do you know what happens to liars when they die?"
12444	FATHER-"And what did he say?"
12444	FEET BIG MAN( with a grouch)--"Will you be so kind as to get off my feet?"
12444	FIGHTING"Who gave ye th''black eye, Jim?"
12444	FIRST DEAF MUTE--"He was n''t so very angry, was he?"
12444	FIRST ENGLISHMAN--"Why do you allow your wife to be a militant suffragette?"
12444	FIRST EUROPEAN SOCIETY LADY--"Wouldn''t you like to be presented to our sovereign?"
12444	FLATS"Hello, Tom, old man, got your new flat fitted up yet?"
12444	FORESIGHT"They tell me you''re working''ard night an''day, Sarah?"
12444	FOUNTAIN PENS"Fust time you''ve ever milked a cow, is it?"
12444	FOURTH OF JULY"You are in favor of a safe and sane Fourth of July?"
12444	FREE THOUGHT TOMMY--"Pop, what is a freethinker?"
12444	FRIEND-"So your great Russian actor was a total failure?"
12444	FRIEND--"So you''re going to make it hot for that fellow who held up the bank, shot the cashier, and got away with the ten thousand?"
12444	Fee?"
12444	Finally the captain, taking him by the shoulder and giving him a vigorous shake said:"Pat, why do n''t you answer?
12444	Finally the hostess turned to Field and asked:"You, sir, must have often seen these affairs?"
12444	Finally the traveler approached and asked, solicitously:"Is your horse sick?"
12444	Finally the young man asked timidly,"Do n''t you think, sir, that this painting of mine is-- well-- er-- tolerable?"
12444	Finally the youngster asked,"Are you really and truly a governor?"
12444	Fishin''?"
12444	Freddie read over the list, and then said:"Mother, have n''t you a list for a bad little boy?"
12444	From almost every berth on the car a head came out from between the curtains, and with one accord nearly every man shouted:''What''s that?''"
12444	GENTLEMEN"Sadie, what is a gentleman?"
12444	GERTIE--"Then you think every woman should have a vote?"
12444	GOVERNMENT OWNERSHIP"Do n''t you think the coal- mines ought to be controlled by the government?"
12444	GRAFT"What is meant by graft?"
12444	GUARANTEES TRAVELER( on an English train)--"Shall I have time to get a drink?"
12444	GUESTS"Look here, Dinah,"said Binks, as he opened a questionable egg at breakfast,"is this the freshest egg you can find?"
12444	Get home all right?"
12444	H.F.--"What have you to live on?"
12444	H.F.--"Will you have a church or a private wedding?"
12444	HASH"George,"said the Titian- haired school marm,"is there any connecting link between the animal kingdom and the vegetable kingdom?"
12444	HE--"But what reason have you for refusing to marry me?"
12444	HE--"Why stop there?
12444	HEALTH RESORTS"Where''ve you been, Murray?"
12444	HEIRLOOMS HE( wondering if his rival has been accepted)--"Are both your rings heirlooms?"
12444	HER SUITOR--"Then do n''t you think you''d better let me take her off your hands?"
12444	HEREDITY"Papa, what does hereditary mean?"
12444	HIS BETTER HALF--"But why wait?
12444	HIS FATHER--"And what were your thoughts after you had done so?"
12444	HIS FATHER--"Well, my son?"
12444	HIS WIFE( in surprise)--"Honestly?"
12444	HUSBAND( to his wife)--"Shall I have another glass, Henrietta?"
12444	HUSBAND--"At the counter where the sweet little blond works?
12444	HUSBAND--"Did he whisper it or say it out loud?"
12444	HUSBAND--"What letter?"
12444	HUSBANDS"Is she making him a good wife?"
12444	Hamlet?
12444	Harold, what would your mother say if she saw you smoking cigarets?"
12444	Has Easter gone back on you?''
12444	Has Easter gone back on you?''
12444	Has anybody got any whiskey?"
12444	Has n''t his father got an automobile, too?"
12444	Has you, sah?"
12444	Have a bite?"
12444	Have n''t you got any more sense than to eat persimmons at this time of the year?
12444	Have n''t you washed that Afghan yet?"
12444	Have you any money?"
12444	Have you fixed the day of the wedding?"
12444	He answered,"My queen, Is it manners you mean, Or do you refer to my figure?"
12444	He asked a native:"How long does it take you to carry your goods to market by muleback?"
12444	He got the wrong number and, without asking to whom he was talking, he said,"Can I get a box for two to- night?"
12444	He paused at the door, asking:"Sor, may I speak to you, not as an officer, but as mon to mon?"
12444	He smiled and added:"Is there anything quite so queerly cosmopolitan as a New York cafe?
12444	He stepped up to the man in charge and inquired:"Is this the relief station, sor?"
12444	He walked ahead of the servant for a short distance and then asked:"How is it?
12444	He was once approached at a reception by a fussy old lady, who demanded,"Oh, Mr. Zangwill, what is your Christian name?"
12444	Hence the following conversation in Brownsville recently between two of the old- time residents:"Where have you been lately, Bob?
12444	Hennessey?"
12444	Henry?"
12444	His answer was:"What On?"
12444	His wife said to him on his arrival:"Well, what luck?"
12444	How can I repay you?
12444	How can I show my gratitude?
12444	How can you eat so much?"
12444	How dare you do that?"
12444	How many battles was he in?"
12444	How many children have you?"
12444	How much are you getting?"
12444	How would you like to stay back in this class another year and have little Mary go ahead of you?"
12444	How''s this guy Hitchcock, anyhow?"
12444	Hurriedly came the answer:"Mine frent, you surely vould not refuse me two per zent discount on a strictly cash transaction like dis?"
12444	I cried:"What is my fault?
12444	I have thought of journalism--""What are your own inclinations?"
12444	I may look like her, but do you tink dat''s a favor?"
12444	I paid the cook this noon, and what do you think?
12444	I said,''Pat, will you have a drink of whisky?''"
12444	I thought you were going to be married?"
12444	I wonder where all the pins go to, anyway?"
12444	I wonder why?"
12444	I''d like to know what you think I''m sending you to college for?
12444	INSURGENTS"And what,"asked a visitor to the North Dakota State Fair,"do you call that kind of cucumber?"
12444	INTERVIEWS"Have n''t your opinions on this subject undergone a change?"
12444	If woman fair he strove to please, Where did he get his"hours of ease"?
12444	In China when the subscriber rings up exchange the operator may be expected to ask:"What number does the honorable son of the moon and stars desire?"
12444	In Nola Chucky one day I said to a man:"''What is the principal occupation of this town?''
12444	In answer to the question,"Disposition of carcass?"
12444	In life''s small things be resolute and great To keep thy muscles trained; know''st thou when fate Thy measure takes?
12444	In the grim silence she turned to an old gentleman on her right and said:"Would you like a sonata before going in to dinner?"
12444	In what way?"
12444	Is Pompey dead?
12444	Is Tite dead?"
12444	Is a joke that does not produce a laugh a joke at all?
12444	Is it a go?"
12444	Is it a go?"
12444	Is it counterfeit?"
12444	Is it much of a walk?"
12444	Is it possible that the laugh is not the test of the joke?
12444	Is n''t it grand?
12444	Is n''t that where we live?"
12444	Is n''t there something about that word"sportive,"on the lips of so learned an authority, that tickles the fancy-- appeals to the sense of humor?
12444	Is that so, Father?"
12444	Is that so?"
12444	Is that the idea?"
12444	Is that the proper way to beg?"
12444	Is there an Absolute in the realm of humor, or must our jokes be judged solely by the pragmatic test?
12444	Is there anything the matter?"
12444	Is your mother in?"
12444	Is your wife at home now?"
12444	It read:"When you are through, will you please turn off the lights, lock the door, and put the key under the mat?"
12444	It was at a recent examination at her school that the question was put,''Who makes the laws of our government?''
12444	It was"My Lord, will you have some of this?"
12444	JENNIE--"What makes George such a pessimist?"
12444	JEWS What is the difference between a banana and a Jew?
12444	JOHNNY--"Papa, would you be glad if I saved a dollar for you?"
12444	JONES--"How''d this happen?
12444	Jones busted in, stopped, looked my witnesses over carefully, and said:''Paul, are those your witnesses?''
12444	Just as he reached the clump he heard a voice say:"Why in hell did you play that card?"
12444	Just as he was leaving, he said:"Did you hear about that man who died the other day and left all he had to the orphanage?"
12444	Just what is the difference between them?"
12444	LADY--"And ca n''t you get one?"
12444	LADY--"I guess you''re gettin''a good thing out o''tending the rich Smith boy, ai n''t ye, doctor?"
12444	LEADING MAN IN TRAVELING COMPANY--"We play_ Hamlet_ to- night, laddie, do we not?"
12444	LISPING"Have you lost another tooth, Bethesda?"
12444	LITTLE BROTHER--"What''s etiquet?"
12444	Leaning over the dash- board, he inquired, in the gentlest of tones:"Pardon me, ladies, but shall I get you a couple of chairs?"
12444	Leaning over to the white- haired man at his side, evidently an old member of the congregation, he whispered:"How long has he been preaching?"
12444	Lillie''s tone changed to indignation:"Now, Miss Annie, what yo''think?
12444	Looking back, he demanded, in a very fever of interest:"Which horn did she blow?"
12444	Lost?"
12444	Love the sea?
12444	MADELINE--"Who was speaking?"
12444	MAGISTRATE--"And what was the prisoner doing?"
12444	MAGISTRATE--"You admit you stole the pig?"
12444	MAKING GOOD"What''s become ob dat little chameleon Mandy had?"
12444	MAN--"Is there any reason why I should give you five cents?"
12444	MANDY--"What foh yo''been goin''to de post- office so reg''lar?
12444	MARRIAGE MRS. QUACKENNESS--"Am yo''daughtar happily mar''d, Sistah Sagg?"
12444	MEDICAL INSPECTION OF SCHOOLS PASSER- BY--"What''s the fuss in the schoolyard, boy?"
12444	MEDICAL STUDENT--"I mean what did he have?"
12444	MEDICAL STUDENT--"What did you operate on that man for?"
12444	MESSAGES"Have you the rent ready?"
12444	MICE"What''s the matter with Briggs?"
12444	MIDDLE CLASSES WILLIE--"Paw, what is the middle class?"
12444	MINORITIES Stepping out between the acts at the first production of one of his plays, Bernard Shaw said to the audience:"What do you think of it?"
12444	MISSIONS"What in the world are you up to, Hilda?"
12444	MISTRESS--"Have you a reference?"
12444	MISTRESS--"Who is your intended, Delia?"
12444	MOLLYCODDLES"Tommy, why do n''t you play with Frank any more?"
12444	MOTHER--"The teacher complains you have not had a correct lesson for a month; why is it?"
12444	MOTHER--"What makes you say that, darling?"
12444	MR. HENPECK--"Are you the man who gave my wife a lot of impudence?"
12444	MR. HENPECK--"Do you know if I am going with her?"
12444	MR. HENPECK--"Is my wife going out, Jane?"
12444	MR. SLIMPURSE--"But why do you insist that our daughter should marry a man whom she does not like?
12444	MRS. HOUSEN HOHM--"Do you expect to be called Miss Arlington?"
12444	MRS. HOUSEN HOHM--"What is your name?"
12444	MRS. LITTLETOWN--"Doesn''t she get tired of always reading the same one?"
12444	MRS. MCGORRY--"Me vain?
12444	MRS. MURPHY--"As long as thot?"
12444	MRS. PECK--"Henry, what would you do if burglars broke into our house some night?"
12444	MRS. POST--"But why adopt a baby when you have three children of your own under five years old?"
12444	MUNICIPAL GOVERNMENT"What''s the trouble in Plunkville?"
12444	MUSICIANS FATHER--"Well, sonny, did you take your dog to the''vet''next door to your house, as I suggested?"
12444	Macbeth?"
12444	May I ask how much it cost you?"
12444	May I not instruct my Lord High Treasurer to reimburse you for it?"
12444	May I open it?''"
12444	Mike, seeing Pat crying, exclaimed:"Phat be ye cryin''fer?"
12444	Mistook a stranger for an acquaintance?"
12444	Mr. Roosevelt seized a pitchfork and-- but where was the hay?
12444	NATIVES FRIEND( admiring the prodigy)--"Seventh standard, is she?
12444	NATURE LOVERS"Would you mind tooting your factory whistle a little?"
12444	NEIGHBOR--"I s''pose your Bill''s''ittin''the''arp with the hangels now?"
12444	NEW CONGRESSMAN--"What can I do for you, sir?"
12444	NURSE GIRL--"Oh, ma''am, what shall I do?
12444	Nagasaki?"
12444	Near the station he saw a newsboy smoking, and approached him with:"Say, son, got another cigarette?"
12444	Next day Goodwin saw the boy again near the theater, so he asked:"Well, sonny, how did you like the show?"
12444	Next day a plantation owner said to one of his men:"Sam, were you in that crowd that gathered last night?"
12444	Nobles and heralds by your leave, Here lies what once was Matthew Prior; The son of Adam and of Eve; Can Bourbon or Nassau claim higher?
12444	Now then, what would you regard as a fair settlement between you and the railroad company?"
12444	Now what did Pompey die of?"
12444	Now where is he?"
12444	Now who can foresee What his morals_ might_ be?
12444	Now, I suppose you do not speak Chinese?"
12444	Now, let''s see; what do they accuse you of stealing?"
12444	Now, madam, what do you want?"
12444	Now, what little boy or girl can tell me what the people of Maine are called?"
12444	O''Flarity?"
12444	OFFICE BOYS"Have you had any experience as an office- boy?"
12444	OLD MAID--"But why should a great strong man like you be found begging?"
12444	ONIONS Can the Burbanks of the glorious West Either make or buy or sell An onion with an onion''s taste But with a violet''s smell?
12444	OPERA"Which do you consider the most melodious Wagnerian opera?"
12444	Once when Dean Briggs, of Harvard, and Edward Everett Hale were on their way to a game at Soldiers''Field a friend asked:"Where are you going, Dean?"
12444	One day Mose sought his employer, an acquaintance of mine, and inquired:"''Say, boss, is yo''gwine to town t''morrer?''
12444	One day a hostess asked a well known Parisian judge:"Your Honor, which do you prefer, Burgundy or Bordeaux?"
12444	One day a stranger asked him:"Why do you always take the penny?
12444	One day an old- timer met him with:"How are you getting along, Pat?"
12444	One day he asked:"Why ca n''t you join the church like I did?"
12444	One day he remarked to one of his sons:"Can you tell me the reason why the lions did n''t eat Daniel?"
12444	One of the girls became indignant and scornfully asked:"What line do you think you are on, anyhow?"
12444	Only three months an''as black as thot?
12444	Or would you have me wait a year And give you then a hundred clear, If I should find the marriage state As happy as I estimate?"
12444	Overwork?"
12444	PAT--"Is it dangerous she is?"
12444	PAT--"Is it dangerous she is?"
12444	PATIENT--"Tell me candidly, Doc, do you think I''ll pull through?"
12444	PITTSBURG"How about that airship?"
12444	POETS EDITOR--"Have you submitted this poem anywhere else?"
12444	POLICE COMMISSIONER--"If you were ordered to disperse a mob, what would you do?"
12444	POLICEMAN--"Why did n''t you tell me before?"
12444	POLITICAL PARTIES ZOO SUPERINTENDENT--"What was all the rumpus out there this morning?"
12444	POLITICIAN--"Now what in thunder did you want to bring up that point for?"
12444	PRESENCE OF MIND"What did you do when you met the train- robber face to face?"
12444	PRODIGALS"Why did the father of the prodigal son fall on his neck and weep?"
12444	PROFESSOR--"Now, Mr. Jones, assuming you were called to attend a patient who had swallowed a coin, what would be your method of procedure?"
12444	PROHIBITION"Talking about dry towns, have you ever been in Leavenworth, Kansas?"
12444	PROMPTNESS"Are you first in anything at school, Earlie?"
12444	PROVIDENCE"Why did papa have appendicitis and have to pay the doctor a thousand dollars, Mama?"
12444	PUBLIC SPEAKERS ORATOR--"I thought your paper was friendly to me?"
12444	Pat, of course, saw the donkey''s head on his coat, and, turning to the Englishmen, said:"Which of yez wiped your face on me coat?"
12444	Presently the maiden asked archly:"Of course, you''ve read''Romeo and Juliet?''"
12444	Provoked by her irresponsiveness, he said,"You do n''t seem to care for this magnificent scenery?"
12444	QUARRELS"But why did you leave your last place?"
12444	QUIRE--"What are those women mauling that man for?"
12444	RACE SUICIDE"Prisoner, why did you assault this landlord?"
12444	RACES In answer to the question,"What are the five great races of mankind?"
12444	RECALL SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER--"Johnny, what is the text from Judges?"
12444	REMEDIES MISTRESS--"Did the mustard plaster do you any good, Bridget?"
12444	REMINDERS The wife of an overworked promoter said at breakfast:"Will you post this letter for me, dear?
12444	RESIGNATION"Then you do n''t think I practice what I preach, eh?"
12444	RESPECTABILITY"Is he respectable?"''
12444	RETALIATION You know that fellow, Jim McGroiarty, the lad that''s always comin''up and thumpin''ye on the chest and yellin'',''How are ye?''"
12444	RICH MAN--"Would you love my daughter just as much if she had no money?"
12444	SECOND MUSIC CRITIC--"Why?"
12444	SECOND TRUSTEE--"True; but what can we do?
12444	SEEDY VISITOR--"Do you have many wrecks about here, boatman?"
12444	SENSE OF HUMOR"What of his sense of humor?"
12444	SERVANTS TOMMY--"Pop, what is it that the Bible says is here to- day and gone to- morrow?"
12444	SHE--"And so you are going to be my son- in- law?"
12444	SHE--"How did they ever come to marry?"
12444	SHE--"Why?"
12444	SHOPPING CLERK--"Can you let me off to- morrow afternoon?
12444	SKYBOUGH--"Why have you put that vacuum cleaner in front of your airship?"
12444	SLASHER--"Been in a fight?"
12444	SOLEMN SENIOR--"So your efforts to get on the team were fruitless, were they?"
12444	SON--"May I stay up till he does?"
12444	SON--"May I stay up till he does?"
12444	SON--"Why do people say''Dame Gossip''?"
12444	SOP--"Been scratching your head?"
12444	SPINSTERS"Is there anyone present who wishes the prayers of the congregation for a relative or friend?"
12444	SPOONLEIGH--"Does your sister always look under the bed?"
12444	STEAK"Can I get a steak here and catch the one o''clock train?"
12444	STEAM"Can you tell what steam is?"
12444	STRANGER--"What''s the fight about?"
12444	STUDE--"Do you drink, sir?"
12444	STUDE--"Do you smoke, professor?"
12444	STUDE.--"Is it possible to confide a secret to you?"
12444	SUB- MANAGER--"Why?"
12444	SUMMER RESORTS GABE--"What are you going back to that place for this summer?
12444	SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER--"Willie, do you know what beomes of boys who use bad language when they''re playing marbles?"
12444	SURGEON AT NEW YORK HOSPITAL--"What brought you to this dreadful condition?
12444	SURPRISE"Where are you goin'', ma?"
12444	Said one:"What do you make of that, Bill?"
12444	Said the bibulous gentleman who had been reading birth and death statistics:"Do you know, James, every time I breathe a man dies?"
12444	Said the two to the tutor,"Is it harder to toot, or To tutor two tutors to toot?"
12444	Say, Cap, jest throw on another wagon, will yer?"
12444	Schmidt?"
12444	See?"
12444	Shall a joke be judged by its intent or by its consequences?
12444	Shall we stop there?"
12444	Shaw?"
12444	She here again?
12444	She looked fondly down upon him and after a few minutes murmured gently,"Laws, honey, ai n''t yo''shamed to be so han''some?"
12444	She was long in returning, and after a tiresome wait the missionary went to the door and called with some impatience:"Are n''t you coming in?
12444	Shoot him?"
12444	Smith?"
12444	Smith?"
12444	So I stepped out and asked:''Where are you going with that umbrella, young fellow?''
12444	So proud was he of his father''s valor, his eyes fairly shone, and he cried:"He could n''t knock any brains out of you, could he, Father?"
12444	So soon?
12444	So we''ll have banns published and when the wedding day comes the parson will say to thee,''Wilt thou have this woman to be thy wedded wife?''
12444	So you think I had better have it?"
12444	So, before the group of ministers, he said:"You are Wendell Phillips, are you not?"
12444	Soon the silence was broken by the little one''s question:"Mother, may I come down now?"
12444	Still another for the Wrights, Finally one of them turned to a little man who had remained silent:"Who do you think?"
12444	Suddenly a voice from the rear inquired:"Who''s the printer?"
12444	Suppose it does not excite the laugh expected?
12444	Suppose the other speakers have not heeded Bacon?
12444	TARIFF Why not have an illuminated sign on the statue of Liberty saying,"America expects every man to pay his duty?"
12444	TEACHER-"Now, Tommy, what is a hypocrite?"
12444	TEACHER--"And why is it nice of them, Corky?"
12444	TEACHER--"Now, Johnny, suppose I should borrow$ 100 from your father and should pay him$ 10 a month for ten months, how much would I then owe him?"
12444	TEACHER--"Now, Tommy, suppose a man gave you$ 100 to keep for him and then died, what would you do?
12444	TEACHER--"Now, Willie, where did you get that chewing gum?
12444	TEACHER--"Willie, did your father cane you for what you did in school yesterday?"
12444	THE AUTHOR--"Would you advise me to get out a small edition?"
12444	THE LADY--"And loving parents?"
12444	THE LADY--"Are they bringing you up to be a good and helpful citizen?"
12444	THE LADY--"Little boy, have n''t you any home?"
12444	THE LADY--"Will you ask your mother to come and hear me talk on''When Does a Mother''s Duty to Her Child Begin?''
12444	THE NEW GIRL--"An''may me intended visit me every Sunday afternoon, ma''am?"
12444	TOM--"What does he say?"
12444	TOMMY''S AUNT--"Won''t you have another piece of cake, Tommy?"
12444	TRADE UNIONS CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE--"Is this the place where you are happy all the time?"
12444	TRAMPS LADY--"Can''t you find work?"
12444	TRAVELER--"Can you give me a guarantee that the train wo n''t start?"
12444	TREES CURIOUS CHARLEY--"Do nuts grow on trees, father?"
12444	TROUBLE"What is the trouble, wifey?"
12444	TWINS"Faith, Mrs. O''Hara, how d''ye till thim twins aparrt?"
12444	Tell me now, what have ye been doin''wid yer uniform an''arms an''bills?
12444	The Englishman turned to his friend and said:"I say, old chap, what_ are_ yonkers?"
12444	The angler, after a moment''s thought, exclaimed,"Say, do you know who I am?"
12444	The applicant drew himself up and answered haughtily:"What for?
12444	The boss, thinking that he would get ahead of Pat, said:"Say, Pat, how many shirts can you get out of a yard?"
12444	The doctor pulled up and said:"My dear man, how do you manage to train your dog that way?
12444	The following dialogue ensued:"Your name, sir?"
12444	The governor listened quietly and then said:"Did I ever tell you about Mose Williams?
12444	The laborer contemplated him for a moment and then replied:"Do you think a man with any brains would be working at this kind of a job?"
12444	The lady''s eyes sparkled as she responded,"Ah, he says he is asleep, eh?
12444	The latter took it, looked it over for a moment or so, and then asked:"Which horse do you want?"
12444	The man seized him by the arm and said between pants:"Have you a permit to fish on this estate?
12444	The miner responded with a stream of forcible and picturesque profanity, winding up with:"And what kind o''trail did you have?"
12444	The minister, to make congenial conversation, inquired:"Have you a dog?"
12444	The next day the woman called, and the dialogue was as follows:"Better?"
12444	The old fellow rose slowly and drawled out:"Be you going to shoot if I go?"
12444	The only question is, how did he do it?
12444	The other leaned over and called:"Are yez dead or alive, Mike?"
12444	The preacher spent some time praying and talking, and finally the old man said:"What do you want me to do, Parson?"
12444	The question is, What would become of you?"
12444	The retort came like a flash:"Are you still beating your wife?"
12444	The senator turned with a pleased expression on his benign countenance and said,"Major, did you see that pretty girl smile at me?"
12444	The sentry, not recognizing him, did not salute, and the major stopped and said:"What''s that you have there?"
12444	The teacher asked:"When did Moses live?"
12444	The tramp tried to slink past the group without speaking, but one of them called to him:"Well, did you get something from our young brother?"
12444	The young man reflected for a moment and then inquired:"You have n''t one about fifty, have you?"
12444	The youthful redskin lifted his eyes from his work, calmly surveyed his questioner, and then replied:"No, are you?"
12444	Then Willie answered between sobs:"Well, Father, who started this war, anyway?"
12444	Then he added,"Be you the gentleman over yonder from New York?"
12444	Then he stopped as if that told the whole story, so said the baron,"What of that?"
12444	Then it occurred to him,"Why not tell them all?"
12444	Then looked up at the lawyer and said:"What''s the matter with this dollar?
12444	Then she ventured to ask the brakeman how he had lost his finger:"Cut off in making a coupling between cars, I suppose?"
12444	Then the next day the girl in love visited the pretty one and said anxiously:"Well, did you ask him?"
12444	Then the parson said to the woman:"Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband?"
12444	Then, during a pause in the conversation, little Willie looked up at the young gentleman and piped:"Am I as heavy as sister Mabel?"
12444	Then, with the utmost gravity, he asked the boy:"Are you civilized?"
12444	Then:"Well, how can_ I_ stop it?"
12444	There was a small boy in Quebec, Who was buried in snow to his neck; When they said,"Are you friz?"
12444	There was an old man who said,"How Shall I flee from this horrible cow?
12444	Thinking that a small drop of whisky might do him good, the captain called Pat aside and said,"Pat, will you have a wee drink of whisky?"
12444	Treason doth never prosper: what''s the reason?
12444	Turning to her mother, the little girl said:"I look just like you now, Mother, do n''t I?"
12444	VANITY MCGORRY--"I''ll buy yez no new hat, d''yez moind thot?
12444	VILLAGE GROCER--"What are you running for, sonny?"
12444	VILLAGE GROCER--"Who are the fellows?"
12444	VISITOR--"And you always did your daring robberies single- handed?
12444	VISITOR--"Can I see that motorist who was brought here an hour ago?"
12444	VOX POPULI--"Do you think you''ve boosted your circulation by giving a year''s subscription for the biggest potato raised in the county?"
12444	Vat does he charge?"
12444	W-- who sent the others?"
12444	WAITER--"Have another glass, sir?"
12444	WEATHER"How did you find the weather in London?"
12444	WEIGHTS AND MEASURES"Did n''t I tell ye to feed that cat a pound of meat every day until ye had her fat?"
12444	WIDOWS During the course of conversation between two ladies in a hotel parlor one said to the other:"Are you married?"
12444	WIFE( to her mother)--"Shall he have another, mother?"
12444	WILLIE--"Well, what are the others here for?"
12444	WILLIS--"What''s the election today for?
12444	WIND VISITOR--"What became of that other windmill that was here last year?"
12444	WIVES"Father,"said a little boy,"had Solomon seven hundred wives?"
12444	Wad ye like to be buried there too?"
12444	Well, will you be kind enough to return and ask him when he intends to wake up?"
12444	Were his plans carried out?"
12444	Were you run over by a street- car?"
12444	What are you crying about, something that happened at home or something that happened in a novel?"
12444	What are you going to do about it?
12444	What be ye goin''to keep it in?"
12444	What can I do for you?"
12444	What causes, pray, This unprovoked assault?"
12444	What did he get-- five years?"
12444	What did you do with the other$ 3?"
12444	What did you say?"
12444	What do they feed you on?"
12444	What do you and I know about it?"
12444	What do you get for preaching?"
12444	What do you suppose I heard her say to that boy of hers this afternoon?"
12444	What do you think?"
12444	What do you want?"
12444	What do you want?"
12444	What do you want?"
12444	What do you want?"
12444	What do your folks call it?"
12444	What does it say there?"
12444	What does that mean?"
12444	What for you see Baedeker?"
12444	What for?"
12444	What has appealed to you as the real basis of your unusual vigor of mind and body, and has been to you an unfailing comfort through joy and sorrow?
12444	What have I done?
12444	What have you got on that wagon?"
12444	What is it?"
12444	What is your first name?"
12444	What is your name?"
12444	What is yours?"
12444	What made you change your mind again?''
12444	What made you change your mind again?''
12444	What more can I do?"
12444	What of the joke that misses fire?
12444	What on earth are you doing here this time o''night?"
12444	What ought I to do, Oscar?"
12444	What prompted you to do it?"
12444	What question did the teacher ask, Johnnie?"
12444	What shall be the play?
12444	What stirred it up?"
12444	What the deuce?
12444	What was it?"
12444	What will follow, I repeat?"
12444	What would you suggest?"
12444	What would your Majesty have done had I lost both arms?"
12444	What would yours be if you were a lion?
12444	What''s her address?"
12444	What''s the matter with''raise''and''lift''?"
12444	What''s the matter?"
12444	What''s the matter?"
12444	What''s wrong with the school?"
12444	Whatever do you mean, my dear?"
12444	When a few days later he returned he took the horse back to the stable and asked the man who had given it to him:"Keep this horse for funerals?"
12444	When he had listened to the recital of Mrs. Delehanty''s troubles, the lawyer said:"You want to get damages, I suppose?"
12444	When shall it be?"
12444	When she had finished her story she said:"Dear Billy, if your papa were to die, would you work to support your dear mamma?"
12444	When she had finished she said:"Well, Tommy, what have you to say?"
12444	Where is it?
12444	Where is it?"
12444	Where is she?"
12444	Where''s the dispute in that?"
12444	Whereupon the unmoved lawyer asked:"Have you any other business?"
12444	Which do you prefer, a ton of coal or a gallon of good whiskey?"
12444	Which will you hab?"
12444	While acting as magistrate at an Irish village, Lord Rossmore said to an old offender brought before him:"You here again?"
12444	Who goes there?"
12444	Who is he telling it to?"
12444	Who is your chief, pray?"
12444	Who married three wives at a time: When asked,"Why a third?"
12444	Who, then, did Cain marry?"
12444	Why are n''t you at the head, where you ought to be?"
12444	Why did n''t you have a pal?"
12444	Why did n''t you run up the side of the hill?"
12444	Why did n''t''e buy the''oss and not pay for''i m like any other gentleman?"
12444	Why did you take Mrs. Gilkie''s chicken?"
12444	Why do n''t you go over into Kentucky?"
12444	Why do n''t you try the same?"
12444	Why do you call him Izaak Walton?
12444	Why not make your note for five hundred, and you and I will split it?"
12444	Why not on both?"
12444	Why not?"
12444	Why not?"
12444	Why should I do that?"
12444	Why should I know how to cuss any better than he does?
12444	Why should n''t I be?"
12444	Why should n''t I look happy?
12444	Why was it?"
12444	Why, I--""No, excuse me,"he interrupted;"what I want to ask is this: What date have you and your mother decided upon for our wedding?"
12444	Why?"
12444	Why?"
12444	Why?''
12444	Will you fix one for me?"
12444	Will you kindly let me know whether you liked it or not?"
12444	Will you persist in hurling the corner stone of our personal liberty to your wolfish hounds of collectors, thirsting for its blood?
12444	Will you-- hic-- come down an''pick out Mr. Smith?
12444	Winnie had been very naughty, and her mamma said:"Do n''t you know you will never go to Heaven if you are so naughty?"
12444	With a frown he summoned the page and asked:"Did you tell the gentleman from Texas what I said?"
12444	Wo n''t you come to the mourners''bench at the next service?"
12444	Wo n''t you please tell me?"
12444	Would that seem appropriate?"
12444	Would you pray for him?"
12444	Y''know what I''ll do?
12444	YALE UNIVERSITY The new cook, who had come into the household during the holidays, asked her mistress:"Where ban your son?
12444	YOUNG DOCTOR--"Why do you always ask your patients what they have for dinner?"
12444	Yer lookin''sick; wot is it?"
12444	You admit it yourself, do n''t you?"
12444	You didn''t--?"
12444	You hear dat fool question I am axed?
12444	You know how bridegrooms starting off on their honeymoons sometimes forget all about their brides, and buy tickets only for themselves?
12444	You know what a tremendous voice he has?"
12444	You married for love, did n''t you?"
12444	You''ll be sure to remember?"
12444	You''re his father, are n''t you?"
12444	You''re his mother, are n''t you?"
12444	ZONES TEACHER--"How many zones has the earth?"
12444	a son of mine grow up and not he able to figure up baseball scores and batting averages?
12444	exclaimed her son:"that blue ribbon-- you have n''t been wearing that at the temperance meeting?"
12444	exclaimed the Bishop, starting up in assumed terror,"pray, what might that be?"
12444	he asked,"Drunk?"
12444	he cried;"Did you think,"she replied,"I sat down for the fun of it, Mister?"
12444	he said, turning to his son,"who''d''a''s''posed that thing had a colt?"
12444	he said,"you hear dat, brederen an''sisters?
12444	next Saturday afternoon, at three o''clock, at Lyceum Hall?"
12444	remarked Mr. Gladstone;"does a pint of champagne really help you to answer the twenty letters?"
12444	said she sweetly;"is that any worse than men going into saloons to get their noses red?"
12444	take your choice to cry or laugh; Here Harold lies- but where''s his Epitaph?
12444	where''s all the hay?"
12444	with your new trousers on?"