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20024This will furnish amusement, for what is more entertaining than trying the cap on others?
28847Any errand I can do you?"
28847Max and Maurice( need I mention?)
28847Now that his old pipe is out, Shattered, smashed,_ gone up the spout_?
28847What concern is that to I?"
28847Who shall now for Master Lämpel Lead the service in the temple?
28847Who shall now the children guide, Lead their steps to wisdom''s side?
28847[ Illustration] Why must these two scalawags Cut those gashes in the bags?
28847he cries:"what have we here?"
16197For example, what?
16197How often do you play golf?
16197Well now, old man, how about trying some of these electrical treatments or these chemicalized baths or these remedies I see advertised? 16197 And what would a New Jersey corporation know about raising a hen? 16197 Besides, what sort of a way was that to greet the dewy morn? 16197 But did I attribute my supremacy in this regard to accumulating and thickening layers of tissue in the general vicinity of my midriff? 16197 But what would you? 16197 Could he hope to tack and go about before he blew clear over into the next county? 16197 Could it be that this practiced woodsman''s eye actually appraised me as being as heavy as my mate, or even heavier? 16197 Does not the philanthropic aspect of the proposition more than balance off the mercenary side? 16197 If he was fat, unmistakably and conclusively fat and he was-- what then was I? 16197 Must I make you a diagram, or is this plain enough for your understanding?
16197So why worry about what was natural and normal among persons of my temperament, and having my hereditary impulses, upon attaining a given age?
16197What must I do to be saved?
16233& Quo tendis?
162333--T. Hanmer''s(?)
16233But first it may be demanded, What the Thing we speak of is?
16233Cum affectaretur, Num quid vis?
16233Incipit ille: Si benè me novi, non Viscum pluris amicum, Non Varium facies; nam quis me scribere plures Aut citiùs possit versus?
16233Interpellandi locus hic erat: Est tibi mater, Cognati, queis te salvo est opus?
16233Jamdudum video: sed nil agis: usque tenebo: Persequar: hinc quò nunc iter est tibi?
16233Mecà ¦ nas quomodo tecum?
16233Memini benè; sed meliori Tempora dicam: hodie tricesima sabbata, vin''tu Curtis Judà ¦ is oppedere?
16233Or what the Facetiousness( or_ Wit_ as he calls it before) doth import?
16233Then instead of answering, could I ask such a Person, WHY ARE YOU NOT HANDSOME?
16233Unde venis?
16233WHY ARE YOU NOT GAY, PLEASANT, AND CHEARFUL?
16233WHY HAVE YOU NOT BLACK EYES, AND A BETTER COMPLEXION?
16233What is it then, which like the_ Pow''r Divine_, We only can by_ Negatives_ define?
16233_ Alexander_ the VIth was very busily questioning the Ambassador of_ Venice_, Of whom his Masters held their Customs and Prerogatives of the Sea?
16233magnâ Inclamat voce;&, Licet antestari?
16233quis membra movere Mollius?
14973And why avoid an Expression in use, to introduce one which says precisely the same Thing?
14973Are the narrations of Davila so lively and animated, or do his sentiments breathe such a love of liberty and virtue, as those of Livy and Herodotus?
14973Are the portraits of Thuanus so strong and expressive as those of Sallust and Plutarch?
14973Are the reflections of Machiavel so subtle and refined as those of Tacitus?
14973Are there any other Passions than those that have been handled by_ Otway_ and_ Dryden_?
14973But do they make new Discoveries in the human Heart?
14973Does not the Poet here quite hide his Hero to shew himself?
14973For what Reason has this Passage been always praised by the Criticks?
14973How infinitely superior to all such dazling Ideas, are these simple and natural Words of_ Monimia_ to her angry Brother?
14973If it be now asked to what can we ascribe this superiority of the moderns in all the species of ridicule?
14973In effect, why should_ Chamont_ make such a long- winded Simile almost in the Height of Rage for the Ruin of his Sister?
14973Is that natural?
14973Is there any other Evangelic Moral than that of Dr._ Tillotson_?
14973Is there any other Greatness than that of_ Shakespear_ and_ Milton_?
14973Musick expresses Passions, Sentiments and Images: but what are the Concords that can be giv''n an Epigram?
14973What can be more animated than Raphael''s"Paul preaching at Athens?"
14973What more deeply moving than"The Massacre of the Innocents"by Le Brun?
14973What more graceful than"The Aurora"of Guido?
14973What more tender and delicate than Mary holding the child Jesus, in his famous"Holy Family?"
14973What of its position in poetry?
14973What then would a Work be, that was filled with far- fetched and Problematick Thoughts?
14973Will it be deemed a paradox, to assert, that Congreve''s dramatic persons have no striking and natural characteristic?
15705At you?
15705By the memory of George Washington you swear that you are not a smugglesome man?
15705Do you think I used the''Kaiser Wilhelm the Grocer''to come from Staten Island?
15705Do you wish to open me further and see?
15705Domestic or imported?
15705Opened in Europe-- yes? 15705 Pajamas?"
15705Put them back, please?
15705They look like a Chinaman''s Sunday trousers-- yes?
15705What have you been drinking?
15705What is it, Mike?
15705What is the verdict?
15705What is this?
15705What is your name?
15705Who are you?
15705Why does a chicken cross the street? 15705 You want it for the hair?"
15705You wear these pajamas? 15705 A foolish member of the Interrogation family whose most fiendish offspring isHow old is Ann?"
15705And he replied,"Why do n''t you go And get another shoe?"
15705At what time in the evening does papa and mamma crawl out of the dumb waiter and how much is the gas bill?
15705Did you hear over the wireless system about the labor strikes and try to smuggle in some cheap labor?"
15705Do n''t you think it is pretty hard lines when I have to make them wash the water on both sides before putting it in the teapot?
15705Do n''t you?
15705Do you know that a wise man can sometimes be a fool and get away with it?
15705From the Latin words"footibus,"meaning"_ put the boots to him_,"and"balloona,"meaning"up in the air, or, who hit me with a public building?"
15705How long did Ann''s sweetheart remain after he learned the bitter truth?
15705How old was Ann when she received a seat?
15705How old will Ann''s mother be when the book gets back?
15705I threw the aluminum blanket off my face and cried:"What is it?
15705In the meantime, however, I figure that I have lost$ 41,894.03 in royalties,$ 74 worth of glory and about 14 cents worth of fame-- tough, is n''t it?
15705What is in this bottle?"
15705What is it?"
15705What is this?"
15705What time does the dinner bell ring and who squares it with the grocer?
15705What were the clerks swearing at after Ann went out?
15705When?
15705Where?"
15705Which train did James take and when does Ann expect him back?
15705Why does Ann converse with callers through the speaking tube?
15705Why?
15705You have been to Europe, have you not?"
15705said the man,"where is the Chink that goes with this wearing apparel?
15705what is this?"
15705what is this?"
6882Are any other beings ever found in such masses, but vermin? 6882 Grind and confinement?"
6882So how can_ we_ help being that way? 6882 A great blind force? 6882 A self- aware purposeful force then? 6882 Again, in the old Jewish Bible, what tempts the first pair? 6882 And how great a development could they attain to thereafter? 6882 And why? 6882 And would they have ever tried airships? 6882 Are they right? 6882 Bears or turtles? 6882 But wait: what is this in the corner? 6882 Could it have been a quite natural belief that they had already won? 6882 Dogs? 6882 Forget? 6882 Goats, then? 6882 If we owe this to passion, what follows? 6882 If we wanted to_ be_ Gods-- but ah, can we grasp that ambition? 6882 In every field of thought then, two schools appear, that are divided on this: Must we forever be at heart high- grade simians? 6882 In the far distant ages that lie before us what will be the result of this constant preoccupation with desire? 6882 Is n''t it strange? 6882 Is that soul alive and loving? 6882 Is this one of the reasons why ants fight so much? 6882 Men, animals, insects-- what tribe of us asks any object, except to keep trying to satisfy its own master appetite? 6882 Or are we at heart something else? 6882 Or in industry: Why do factory workers produce more in eight hours a day than in ten? 6882 Our adventure may satisfy_ us:_ does it satisfy Nature? 6882 Our telescopes may some day disclose to us the hills of Arcturus, but how will that help us if we can not find the soul of the world? 6882 Pigs? 6882 Still, even in low social circles-- XIII Are we or are we not simians? 6882 The elephant? 6882 What could you expect? 6882 What other such lust could exert great driving force? 6882 What was it then, that put them out of the race? 6882 When he added,Why, these crowds,"I turned and asked,"Why, what about them?"
6882Which group, we''d have wondered, would ever contrive to rule all the rest?
6882Who would exchange these for the pallid couple in the Garden of Eden?"
6882Why do n''t we all die or give up when we''re sick of the world?
6882Why should n''t creeds totter when they are jerry- built creeds?
6882Why should you feel disappointment at something inevitable?"
6882Why?
6882Will it kill us or save us?
6882Will this trait and our insatiable curiosity interact on each other?
6882With us is it curiosity?
6882Wolves, whales, crows?
6882Would it after all be any more startling than our rise from the slime?
6882XVII What are the handicaps this race will have in building religions?
6882Yes, and even if we are permitted to have a long reign, and are not laid away with the failures, are we a success?
6882endless interest in one''s environment?
6882or callous?
6882or cruel?
6882or dead?
26260Are any other beings ever found in such masses, but vermin? 26260 ***** In every field of thought then, two schools appear, that are divided on this: Must we forever be at heart high- grade simians? 26260 ***** In the far distant ages that lie before us what will be the result of this constant preoccupation with desire? 26260 ***** Yes, and even if we are permitted to have a long reign, and are not laid away with the failures, are we a success? 26260 A great blind force? 26260 A self- aware purposeful force then? 26260 Again, in the old Jewish Bible, what tempts the first pair? 26260 And how great a development could they attain to thereafter? 26260 And why? 26260 And would they have ever tried airships? 26260 Are they right? 26260 Bears or turtles? 26260 But wait: what is this in the corner? 26260 Could it have been a quite natural belief that they had already won? 26260 Dogs? 26260 Forget? 26260 Goats, then? 26260 If we owe this to passion, what follows? 26260 If we wanted to_ be_ Gods-- but ah, can we grasp that ambition? 26260 Is n''t it strange? 26260 Is that soul alive and loving? 26260 Is this one of the reasons why ants fight so much? 26260 Men, animals, insects-- what tribe of us asks any object, except to keep trying to satisfy its own master appetite? 26260 Or are we at heart something else? 26260 Or in industry: Why do factory workers produce more in eight hours a day than in ten? 26260 Our adventure may satisfy_ us_: does it satisfy Nature? 26260 Our airships may some day float over the hills of Arcturus, but how will that help us if we can not find the soul of the world? 26260 Pigs? 26260 Still, even in low social circles--_ THIRTEEN_ Are we or are we not simians? 26260 The elephant? 26260 What could you expect? 26260 What other such lust could exert great driving force? 26260 What was it then, that put them out of the race? 26260 When he added,Why, these crowds,"I turned and asked,"Why, what about them?"
26260Which group, we''d have wondered, would ever contrive to rule all the rest?
26260Who would exchange these for the pallid couple in the Garden of Eden?"
26260Why do n''t we all die or give up when we''re sick of the world?
26260Why should n''t creeds totter when they are jerry- built creeds?
26260Why should you feel disappointment at something inevitable?"
26260Why?
26260Will it kill us or save us?
26260Will this trait and our insatiable curiosity interact on each other?
26260With us is it curiosity?
26260Wolves, whales, crows?
26260Would it after all be any more startling than our rise from the slime?
26260_ SEVENTEEN_ What are the handicaps this race will have in building religions?
26260endless interest in one''s environment?
26260or callous?
26260or cruel?
26260or dead?
849Do you ever suffer from dyspepsia, Colly wobbles?
849Do you notice how he is sitting?
849Has the child of thy female gardener some pens, some ink, or some paper?
849Have you pens, ink, and paper?
849Oh,said they,"what was that?"
849Well, what is it?
849Well, why not get a yard of sarsenet?
849Werry good-- werry good, indeed,said the man of the sea,"and ken ye kerry coals?"
849What sort of rooms are they, and how much?
849What''s an''automaton''?
849What, and leave the skirt exactly as it is?
849Whatever made it go off like that?
849Will yer step inside, sir? 849 Will you step this way, please?"
849After which I added:"What is dyspepsia, pa?"
849And when all is done, what difference is there, I should like to know, between a baby''s night- shirt and the thing it wears in the day- time?
849And who shall say that their mode of enjoyment is not as sensible as ours?
849And who would not risk its terrors to gain its raptures?
849And yet, in spite of the killing pace and the stony track, who but the sluggard or the dolt can hold aloof from the course?
849Are men and women so unchanged?
849But what can you expect from baggy trousers and a monkeyjacket?
849But, there, of what use is it to preach?
849Can it be possible?
849Can you remember, reader, when you and I felt something of the same sort of thing?
849Did he wear trousers?
849Did little maidens''hearts beat the same under pearl- embroidered bodices as they do under Mother Hubbard cloaks?
849Did she ponder upon my words and determine to profit by them and to lead from that hour a better and nobler life?
849Do you ever think of those dead hands?
849Do you know that that dull- eyed, gin- sodden lout leaning against the post out there is immeasurably your intellectual superior?
849Do you remember Dickens''"Haunted Man"--how he prayed for forgetfulness, and how, when his prayer was answered, he prayed for memory once more?
849Glancing round with an imbecile smile, you sniggeringly observe that"it has n''t got much hair has it?"
849Have steel casques and chimney- pot hats made no difference to the brains that work beneath them?
849Have you dried up seas and leveled mountains and left the tiny human heart- strings to defy you?
849How heavy the time must hang upon their hands, and what on earth do they occupy their thoughts with, supposing that they have any?
849How many an innocent girl do they not degrade into an evil- minded woman?
849I forget; or did he go about as he does in the pantomimes?
849I said:"Do you think it will really please''em?"
849I said:"Does it fit all right behind?"
849I wonder what it means, or has it any meaning at all?
849Is it that the parents are ashamed of the size of the child and wish to make believe that it is longer than it actually is?
849Is it that you are physically incapable of comprehending the direction in which you are proceeding?
849Is there any human being, I wonder, besides the hero of a Sunday- school"tale for boys,"who ever gets up willingly?
849Is there not another thirsty traveler standing by?
849Must we believe those who tell us that a hand foul with the filth of a shameful life is the only one a young girl cares to be caressed by?
849Need I say more?
849Not exactly the sort of thing for an idle fellow to think about, is it?
849Oo peased wi''me?"
849She had requested my judgment upon her general conduct and behavior, the exact case submitted being,"Wot oo tink of me?
849The brat is calmed at last, and would no doubt remain quiet enough, only some mischievous busybody points you out again with"Who''s this, baby?"
849There are the two-- what do you call them?
849There was dead silence when I finished-- it was one of those long jokes, too-- and then, at last, somebody said:"And that was the joke?"
849To how many a weak lad do they not point out the dirty by- path as the shortest cut to a maiden''s heart?
849True, it is a little thing, but we are a little race, and what is the use of our pretending otherwise and spoiling fun?
849Was she grateful to me for my plain speaking?
849We''ll go through the world together and always stand by each other, wo n''t we?"
849What cared Robinson Crusoe for a patch on his trousers?
849What did it matter to him if his toes did stick out of his boots?
849What did she do?
849What did ums do to ums?"
849What noble deeds were we not ripe for in the days when we loved?
849What noble lives could we not have lived for her sake?
849What of that?
849What place d''ye call this?"
849What shall it be?
849What sort of an umbrella would you like?"
849What was it to her that her husband was a great philosopher?
849What would the world do without ambitious people, I should like to know?
849Who could be, to look into the little innocent faces clustered in timid helplessness round those great gates that open down into the world?
849Who has not felt the sorrowful enchantment of those lingering sunsets?
849Who would care two straws( whatever precise amount of care two straws may represent) whether you are blown up, or hung up, or married, or drowned?
849Who would mind roughing it a bit if that were all it meant?
849Why can not"narrow twos"be kept more in stock?
849Why could she not have smiled when her smiles would have filled you with ecstasy?
849Why do babies have such yards of unnecessary clothing?
849Why do the little faces look so grave and solemn when they pause awhile from romping, and stand, deep wrapt, with straining eyes?
849Why should n''t we dress a little gayly?
849Why should we all try to look like ants crawling over a dust- heap?
849Why should we not stand up now and then and eat a tart to somebody''s success?
849Would not the rooms seem silent without their pattering feet, and might not you stray apart if no prattling voices called you together?
849You say"yes,"old screen; but are you quite sure?
849and is this your power?
849and what if his umbrella was a cotton one, so long as it kept the rain off?
849can not you hear their low laughter from behind the blackberry- bushes and their distant whoops along the grassy glades?
849happy and want a lark?
849old screen, and did the lads and the lassies go making love fifty years ago just as they do now?
11279A king?
11279A knight? 11279 A message?
11279And father?
11279And is this why you came to see me?
11279And you have come all the way to Washington, D.C. in order to increase your weight?
11279And you will take me to the country club?
11279Any rank? 11279 Are you sure?"
11279Bant?
11279But have you any social position?
11279But why did you come?
11279Ca n''t you guess?
11279Can you beat that? 11279 Corker?"
11279Do I look like a Scandinavian? 11279 Do I understand that you are traveling abroad because of your unpopularity at home?"
11279Do I? 11279 Do n''t you generally succeed in having your own way with him?"
11279Do n''t you think it would be better if you went alone to these hotels? 11279 Do they wish to know about me?
11279Do you feel competent to take charge of her and regulate her conduct?
11279Do you mean to say that there is a country in which all the woman are fat?
11279Do you mean to say that you never heard of a gin fizz?
11279Do you see this badge with all the jewels in it? 11279 Does he ever scold you for being thin?"
11279Does he_ what_?
11279Does it?
11279Dollars?
11279Duck?
11279For what?
11279From your first interview with her, do you believe that it would be advisable for any of us to attempt to interfere with her plans?
11279Have you questioned Kalora again?
11279Hideous? 11279 How dare you?"
11279How did he escape?
11279How did he manage to escape?
11279How do you do?
11279How-- ah-- where did you get this description?
11279I-- I never have seen you before, have I?
11279I?
11279Is he ever angry with you because you are not big and plump and-- and-- pulpy?
11279Is it possible that somewhere in this world there is a food which will add a pound a day?
11279Let''s see, what shall we tackle?
11279Oh, really?
11279Once more pardon me, but have you done anything for it?
11279Over a wall ten feet high?
11279Shall I try to put up a bluff, or fight it out?
11279So this is how you have managed my affairs?
11279That''s why you notified me as soon as you arrived, is n''t it? 11279 The Princess-- ah--?"
11279The what?
11279Then in your country I would not be considered hideous, would I?
11279Then you do n''t think fat women are beautiful?
11279Then you know what constitutes beauty?
11279These are what you call beautiful women?
11279Were you invited?
11279What are you doing here?
11279What are you trying to tell me?
11279What can I do?
11279What country is this?
11279What does it mean?
11279What is the meaning of this shocking exhibition?
11279What would that be in piasters?
11279What''s the matter with my wealth and social position? 11279 Why do n''t you duck?"
11279Why remain in Morovenia?
11279Why should you know anything about tennis- balls? 11279 Wo n''t you be seated?"
11279Would you mind if I butted in with a suggestion?
11279You are not displeased to find me here?
11279You are_ here_--here in Morovenia? 11279 You have been in America a long time?"
11279You have met many people-- that is, the important people?
11279You have seen many women in many countries?
11279You have traveled a great deal?
11279You said American, did n''t you? 11279 _ Find_ some one?"
11279_ Find_ some one?
11279And you?"
11279Any title?
11279Are you a real ingénue, or a kidder?"
11279Are you from America?"
11279Are you trying to string me by asking such questions?
11279Besides, you do n''t need any help, do you?"
11279But what in the name of all that is pure and sanctified are you doing in the land of the free?"
11279But why tell you the story of my life?
11279Can you beat that?
11279Could she well escape the gaieties of Washington?
11279Did they carry her?
11279Did you ever hear of the town of Bessemer?"
11279Did you?"
11279Do n''t you remember?
11279Do you love him?"
11279Do you see the point?
11279For a simple and democratic people you are rather fond of high- sounding titles, do n''t you think?"
11279For me?"
11279Have you a title?"
11279How could one man be worth four hundred million piasters?"
11279How long have you been here?"
11279I described you, but-- your name--_please_ tell me your name again?
11279In other words, why did n''t you drop me a line?"
11279Is it necessary to tell?
11279It is n''t you, is it?"
11279Must they know the truth?
11279Now, why not America?
11279She reasoned thus with herself:"To- day I have disgraced myself to the utmost, and, since I am utterly shamed, why not revel in my lawlessness?"
11279Take off your hat-- ah, I remember, you leave that on, do n''t you?"
11279Tell me-- the stranger-- you know, the one in the garden-- has he been taken?"
11279That evening he made a most astonishing report to his intimates of the corps and asked:"What shall I do?"
11279That''s the really proper thing to do, do n''t you think?"
11279Was he going to attempt to poke a hole through a wall three feet thick?
11279Was it really Popova?
11279We know each other pretty well-- don''t you think we do?
11279What are the requirements?
11279What do you think of me?"
11279What ensued?
11279What is it you wish to say?"
11279What is the capital of the United States?"
11279What more can I say, except that I shall always remember you?
11279What must a woman be, that all men would call her beautiful?"
11279What of that?
11279Where am I?"
11279Why had she called upon the Secretary?
11279Will you pardon me for being a wee bit personal?
11279Yes, I must exhibit her, but how-- how?"
11279You are an Englishman, I presume?"
11279You came all the way?"
11279You go to balls and dinners and the theater, do n''t you?"
11279You met him abroad?"
11279[ Illustration:"Are you a real ingénue, or a kidder?"]
374A liability?
374About how much do you thank me?
374Alas,said the Policeman,"why did I not attack the sober one before exhausting myself upon the other?"
374And by what motives were you actuated?
374And only one body?
374And what are you going to do with the nice new frown?
374And who, pray, taught you to be detected?
374And you have now two heads, have you not?
374And--?
374At what sum do you estimate this bank''s proportion of the country''s loss by me?
374But where is the tiger?
374But you will contribute something to the campaign fund to assist in your election, will you not?
374Can not an honest writer?
374Certainly,replied the Insurance Agent;"have I not been trying all this time to convince you that I do?"
374Did I say I was going to decide that case?
374Did I say I would give you one half?
374Did you ever practise Gohomoeopathy?
374Do you happen to have the lack with you?
374Do you suppose I am here for my health?
374Does he expect me to shoot passengers through the car windows?
374Does he take me for an assassin?
374For example?
374How are you getting on, brother?
374How dare you mention the loss of my temper in connection with this case?
374How did the Honourable Member whom you represent know that I was coming again?
374How much?
374How so?
374How then,the Slander asked, triumphantly,"have you overtaken me?"
374I''m very glad to see you, but why did you come here?
374In what court?
374Indeed? 374 It is true I promised you I would not steal; but had I ever promised you that I would not lie?"
374Lead?
374Madam,said Saint Peter, rising and approaching the wicket,"whence do you come?"
374Melancholy wreck,said the Statesman,"what brought you to this state of degradation?
374Poor bruised and bleeding creature,said the compassionate Traveller,"what misfortune caused you to be so far away from the source of power?"
374Progress?
374Sir,said the Most Respectable Citizen, austerely,"were you not once in the State Senate?"
374That is true, no doubt,said the Goat,"but how about the circus- poster crop?
374That would indeed be gilt- edged,said the banker, gravely;"but what claim have you to the hand of my daughter?"
374Then am I to infer,said his Questioner,"that_ you_ are not fallible?"
374Then,said the Hard Man to Deal With,"why are you so anxious to have your Company bet me money that it will not?"
374Then,said the Successful Claimant,"what good has all this litigation done me?"
374To what school of medicine do you belong?
374Upon what ground, sir?
374Upon what grounds?
374Well,said the monarch, observing her inspection of the royal person,"how do you like me?"
374What ails you, Father?
374What answer did he give you?
374What are they?
374What are you giving me?
374What are you in for?
374What are you in there for?
374What do you want?
374What frightened him?
374What have you been eating?
374What have you in the hat- box, my friend?
374What is that?
374What is the matter with your shirt?
374What is the object of that organisation?
374What is your business?
374What security have you to offer?
374What sin art thou committing now, O son of a Christian dog?
374What will you give me,he said,"for my Bear?"
374What, then,said the Man in a Hurry, eagerly,"is the time of day?"
374Whence do you come?
374Which licked? 374 Who are you,"he faltered,"and why do you come here?"
374Who are you,said the King,"and what is your business in life?"
374Who art thou?
374Who ever saw so small a beast?
374Who is your master?
374Why did he wish to travel so fast?
374Why did you do that, Madam?
374Why did you do that?
374Why did you try to run away?
374Why do n''t you come out on dry land?
374Why do n''t you kill it at once, like a lady?
374Why do you appeal to the law?
374Why do you glare at me so inhospitably?
374Why do you laugh?
374Why do you stay up there in that sterile place and go hungry?
374Why do you weep?
374Why not?
374Why should I dig it up?
374Why should you not rather rejoice?
374Why should you slay me?
374Why so?
374Why, then, do you come, things being even when he had hurled me back?
374Why,said the Ant,"did you not store up some food for yourself, instead of singing all the time?"
374Why,said they,"should we be all the time tucking you out with food when you do nothing to tuck us out?"
374Will what I say make any difference?
374Yes, yes, I know,the other persisted;"but of what benefit to man is your discovery?
374You have the impudence? 374 Your Honour,"said the Malefactor, interrupting,"would you be kind enough to alter my punishment to ten years in the penitentiary and nothing else?"
374A Flourishing Industry"Are the industries of this country in a flourishing condition?"
374A Hasty Settlement"Your Honour,"said an Attorney, rising,"what is the present status of this case-- as far as it has gone?"
374A Smiling Idol An Idol said to a Missionary,"My friend, why do you seek to bring me into contempt?
374A passing Citizen said:"Why do you murder a man that is already harmless?"
374Alarm and Pride"Good- Morning, my friend,"said Alarm to Pride;"how are you this morning?"
374Am I right?"
374And how many legs and arms?"
374Are you sure it is all right?"
374Are you-- on your honour as a lady, now, madam-- are you not connected with some newspaper?"
374But how did you save so many lives?"
374But if I am not seeking these advantages?
374But when the Editor presented his bill, the Rich Man said:"Be content-- is it nothing that I refrained from advising you about investments?"
374By the way, have you read my work on''The Fallaciousness of the Aspectual in Art''?"
374Do you not perceive by my actions that the dearest wish of my heart is to continue in my misery?"
374Have you always found it so?"
374How did_ you_ get this land, anyhow?"
374How many did you save?"
374How much do you want?"
374I am in it for you, but what is there in it for me?"
374I had a rattling hot fight last evening with--""Is that so?"
374If I could for weeks endure you both, can you not for a little while endure each other?
374If I should decide in your favour, I wonder how you would express your satisfaction?"
374If it had not been for me, what would you have been?
374In consultation with his client the Lawyer asked,"Have you accomplices?"
374Is this a time to talk to me of love?"
374Knowest thou not, that thou art, in truth, producing an oasis?"
374May I ask how you expect to meet it?"
374The Crab and His Son A Logical Crab said to his Son,"Why do you not walk straight forward?
374The Dog and the Physician A Dog that had seen a Physician attending the burial of a wealthy patient, said:"When do you expect to dig it up?"
374The Wolves and the Dogs"Why should there be strife between us?"
374The members of the Legislature inquired:"Why did you not acquire property of your own?"
374There was an appropriation?"
374To what truths does it give access which were inaccessible before?--facts, I mean, having a scientific value?"
374To- day we number four Emperors of the Abnormal Proboscis in good standing-- doubles every four weeks, see?
374Was I rightly informed?"
374Were you a member of the Women''s Press Association?"
374What can you be thinking of?"
374What if I decline to purchase?"
374What ruined you?"
374When the Noser came to the note he asked,"What''s this?"
374While trying to palliate these misdeeds, the defendant''s Attorney turned suddenly to the Judge, saying:"Did your Honour ever lose your temper?"
374Who art thou, great actor?"
374Why do you run away when you hear one barking?"
374_ I_ precede so great and illustrious a rat as you?
374_ King_.--"And how much will it cost to make the change of arms?"
374_ King_.--"And the war will Cost--?"
374asked the Man,"and why dost thou dwell in this dreadful place?"
374cried the King, unsheathing his consoler- under- disappointment;"how dare you claim my daughter when you have done nothing to earn her?"
374echoed the Judge--"progress?
374he exclaimed as he was carried out,"why was I not content to remain where the cut of my forehead is so common as to be known as the Pacific Slope?"
374how did you grow so big?
374interrupted the other in astonishment and admiration--"you got away with what that fellow had?"
374said the Broomstick,"do you consider the hands of a housewife intellectual?"
374said the King;"are you, then, the people of Wayoff?"
374said the King;"you wish to support those idle consumers again?"
374said the Lawyer,"you think they can stand work?"
374said the Neighbour,"you do sometimes visit your father?"
374said the poet,"do you expect me to reproduce the entire poem from memory?"
18906''A picture, is n''t she?'' 18906 ''An odd fish, old Toby;''said the Squire,''always give''em queer names: can jump a bit, no doubt?''
18906''And pray, sir,''asked Pigeon, with a face of crimson,''pray, sir, what accident may have drawn the ring off again?'' 18906 ''And the beer?''
18906''And tho''you are above me far, What matters high degree, When you are only four foot nine, And I am six foot three? 18906 ''And was that your sole objection to the match?''
18906''Are we not,''continued Corporal Trim, looking still at Susanah--''Are we not like a flower of the field?'' 18906 ''Did you not find some of the nations less troublesome to you than the others?''
18906''Do n''t you see I ca n''t leave my horses? 18906 ''Had your dinner, I suppose?
18906''How did you find the cold pie, George?'' 18906 ''How''s the pie?''
18906''How?--by what means?'' 18906 ''Kind of an animal, sir?''
18906''The port wine business?'' 18906 ''There was a gentleman here yesterday,''he said,''a stout gentleman by the name of Topsawyer, perhaps you know him?''
18906''This Sir John Pitt Crawley''s?'' 18906 ''Was he at all distinguished?''
18906''Was she?'' 18906 ''What is the finest face man ever looked at?''
18906''Where is Sir Pitt Crawley?'' 18906 ''Where''s the farden?''
18906''You lodge here, no doubt? 18906 A Gossip?
18906A Slut? 18906 A drunkard?
18906A scold? 18906 A thief?
18906And what is that, Sir?
18906Betwixt the quack and highwayman, What difference can there be? 18906 But John-- for why?
18906But if he does come again,demanded the king,"and brings me the horses, what folly have I committed?"
18906Have you received a sabre cut, my poor fellow?
18906How old may Phyllis be, you ask, Whose beauty thus all hearts engages? 18906 If your dinner miscarries in almost every dish, how could you help it?
18906Said John, I am a proper man, And very tall to see, Who knows, but now her lord is low She may look up to me? 18906 Shall I, then, climb where Alps on Alps arise?
18906The lady of the caravan looked on approvingly for some time and then said,''Have you nearly finished?''
18906Then ringing for her serving- men, They show''d him to the door; Said they,''you turn out better now, Why did n''t you before?'' 18906 They were here for being Christians,"I replied,"Oh, were St. Peter and St. Paul Christians?
18906What does that mean,said the wit one day, musingly--"''rascal''?
18906What youth well- powdered, of pomatum smelling Shall on that lovely bosom fix his dwelling? 18906 Who can withstand a battery so strong?
18906Who doth not know what logic lies concealed, Where diving finger meets with diving thumb? 18906 Whoever saw the wedding of a tailor announced in the newspapers, or the birth of his eldest son?
18906Will butchers say''Choose what you please Miss Nancy or Miss Betty?'' 18906 You can not eat your cake, and have your cake;""But how,"asks the wilful child,"am I to eat my cake, if I do n''t have it?"
18906''And do n''t you think you deserved it?''
18906''And will you have ten shillings,''says the poor man,''for six pennyworth of damage?''
18906''But in suspending his voice, was the sense suspended likewise?
18906''Did I leave all the world for this usage?''
18906''I could hear Trim talk so for ever,''cried Susanah,''What is it?''
18906''I never thought of that, as I''m a sinner But Poll on something I shall put my pats What sayst thou, deary, to a dish of rats?''
18906''Is it a manuscript?''
18906''Not chops?''
18906''Sairey,''says Mrs. Harris solemn,''whence this mystery?
18906''Well, friend,''said the Director of the Society,''and was it for this the Justice set you in the stocks?''
18906''What have we got here?''
18906''What troubles you darling?''
18906''What''s the matter?''
18906''Where''s the butcher?''
18906''Would any man living but you?''
18906( Have you not read the"Rights of Man"by Tom Paine?)
18906( my mournful eye had just caught sight of a fat young butcher on the outside of the crowd)''She says the good luck is the butcher''s, where is he?''
18906*****"But how, now, landlord, what''s the matter, pray?
18906--Pigeon thrusting his hands into his pockets swaggered to Tomata--''what will you do then, sir?''
18906After watching me into the second chop, he said:"There''s half a pint of ale for you, will you have it now?''
18906Ai n''t it lucky?''
18906Ai nt it lucky?
18906And what do you suppose has been the consequence?
18906And--"O why should our dull retrospective addresses, Fall damp as wet blankets on Drury Lane fire?
18906Are not the taverns and coffee- houses open?
18906But I would fain know how it can be contended that the churches are misapplied?
18906But do n''t I see a pretty churchyard over there?''
18906But granting he had an object in view, was he justified in adopting such means to obtain it?
18906But how wilt thou be able to part with thy garden?
18906By the way what sort of a fellow is Pigeon?
18906Ca n''t you be cool like me?
18906Can we say that at the instant of laughter we regard not that something is wrong, but that the reverse of it is right?
18906Cheer up then, man; what though you''ve lost a sum, Do you not know that pay- day yet will come?
18906Did n''t he cross the fight between Bill Soames and the Cheshire Trump by which I lost forty pound?
18906Did n''t he rob young Lord Dovedale at the Cocoa Tree?
18906Did n''t he shoot Captain Marker?
18906Did no expression of attitude or countenance fill up the chasm?
18906Did not I give you ten, then fifteen, now twenty shillings a week to be sorrowful?
18906Did some rich man tyranically use you?
18906Did you narrowly look?''
18906Did you not see that Day was almost spent?
18906Down comes my lady''s woman straight,''Where''s Robin?''
18906Fiendish laughter has departed with the Middle Ages, but what delights the schoolboy more than the red- hot poker in the pantomime?
18906Finally, what presage can we form of the future from the experience of the past?
18906For instance,"Why is an old shoe like ancient Greece?"
18906Has this tremendous truth, sir, never struck you?''
18906His Catechism of a Ministerial member commenced--_ Question._ What is your name?
18906How''s your liver?"
18906I do n''t think it will hurt me if I throw my head back and take it off quick; shall I?''
18906In another passage of the same book we read--"Was there not Whitlow, beadle of the parish of St. Scraggs?
18906In the following instances the presence of an accessory emotion can easily be traced:--"''What have you brought me there?''
18906Is he not the most natural man who in vulgar meaning is the dirtiest?
18906Is it because a liquorish palate, or a sweet- tooth, as they call it, is not consistent with the sanctity of his character?
18906Is there anything that tends to incitation in sweetmeats more than in ordinary dishes?
18906Is''t true they use their fingers for a fork?
18906It is too warm for you?
18906Like a drop of beer?''
18906Mr. M''Adam is apostrophized--"Hail Roadian, hail Colossus, who dost stand, Striding ten thousand turnpikes on the land?
18906New doubts and fears within me war, What rival''s here?
18906Now Lotty--''"''Who, sir?''
18906O, my dear brethren and fellow- sojourners in Vanity Fair, which among you does not know and suffer under such benevolent despots?
18906On being assured that he is her husband, she exclaims--"_ Beppo._ And are you really truly, now a Turk?
18906Or gardeners,''Take my beans and peas Because you are so pretty?''"
18906Or roguish lawyer, made you lose your little All in a lawsuit?
18906Or the attorney?
18906Or who would toil through folios thick and long, When wisdom may be purchased with a sneeze?
18906Perhaps the sweet little soul is now seeing what is going on in our cabin-- who knows?
18906Pigeon?''
18906Pray how old is Miss?
18906Say-- will it buy a loin of veal, Or round of beef?
18906Seven and five_ is_ eleven, or seven and five_ are_ eleven?"
18906Tell me, knife- grinder, how you came to grind knives?
18906The Doctor is rich in variety of verbal humour--"When a girl is called a lass, who does not perceive how that common word must have arisen?
18906The Society asked him several questions about her, whether she was"Unfaithful?
18906The doctor called out who''s there?
18906The same kind of discrimination is shown in the following--"''And how did Garrick speak the soliloquy last night?''
18906The trees, the shrubs, the flowers, which thou reared with thy own hands, will they not droop, and fade away sooner upon thy departure?
18906Think you the next shirt has its just and lawful number of buttons?
18906Thus the lover delights to sing--"Why does azure deck the sky?
18906Thus,"Have you seen Patti?"
18906To Macheath Were you sentenced to transportation, sure, my dear, you could not leave me behind you?
18906To decide this we may ask the question, Is one kind of humour better than another?
18906To market can it go?
18906To sing, or play on the violin?
18906Was it the squire for killing of his game?
18906Was it the squire?
18906Was the eye silent?
18906We are daily complaining of the great decline of Wit among us, and would we take away the greatest, perhaps the only topic we have left?
18906What are commonly the world''s received fools, but such whereof the world is not worthy?"
18906What if the men of pleasure are forced one day in the week to game at home instead of in the chocolate houses?
18906What kind of an animal is this Pigeon?''
18906What must I do?"
18906What other subject through all Art and Nature could have produced Tindal for a profound author, and furnished him with readers?
18906What the devil good can a passion do?
18906What then will become of Polly?"
18906What?''
18906When he heard of a small Scotchman going to marry a lady of large dimensions, he exclaimed,"Going to marry her?
18906When humour is brought before us, do we feel in any way instructed?
18906When we see a failure in a work of art, do we always think of the artist?
18906Where more meetings for business, where more bargains are driven, and where so many conveniences and enticements to sleep?"
18906Where''s the change, old Tinker?''
18906Who hath not seen the opponent fly the field, Unhurt by argument, by snuff struck dumb?
18906Who will be thy successor to raise them in thy absence?
18906Why am I to recant, and accept the Rodger''s articles now?''
18906Why, landlord, where''s your rent?
18906Wit, reason, learning, what are ye to these?
18906With any other women did you wive?
18906You ungrateful scoundrel, did not I pity you, take you out of a great man''s service, and show you the pleasure of receiving wages?
18906You''ll give it me?
18906_ Don J._ Do you think so?
18906_ Don J._ How old?
18906_ Don J._ Well, and you were astonished at her beauty, hey?
18906_ Don Jerome._ Well, my good friend, have you softened her?
18906_ Duenna._ Signor, wo n''t you sit?
18906_ Paul._ And I have laboured too, but to what purpose?
18906_ Q._"What in?"
18906_ Ques._ Apollo say, Whence''tis I pray, The ancient custom came, Stockins to throw( I''m sure you know,) At bridegroom and dame?
18906_ Ques._ Who gave you this name?
18906and then when he spoke, would he not growl and snuffle like a dog?
18906are they to be roasted?''
18906did I ever?
18906friend,''said he,''are you come too?
18906leave me at last, Jack, after we have weathered so many hard gales together?
18906or Covetous parson for his tithes distraining?
18906or parson of the parish?
18906said the lady of the caravan with an appearance of being more interested in this question than the last,''is it passable, George?''
18906what accents can my joy declare?
18906where are you?
18906whither are you going?
18906who has seen the mailed lobster rise, Clap her broad wings, and soaring claim the skies?
18906you ca n''t sleep, you long so much for Day?
18300A stone is a substance, is it not?
18300And why are their backs up in the air?
18300But you are a substance?
18300Did he? 18300 Do you think,"he replied,"that the bees make their honey only for fools?"
18300I know three already,he continues,"What three?"
18300Is a stone a living being?
18300Is every substance a living being?
18300Smite, I say Gammer, Bite, I say Gammer, Where be your nails? 18300 What are they doing?"
18300What fault,he asks,"has the girl committed, if your own nose has displeased you?"
18300What is that which goes on four legs in the morning, on two in the middle of the day, and on three in the evening?
18300Where is that?
18300Who and whence art thou, Dionyse? 18300 Why men gave money to beggars and not to philosophers?"
18300_ Chorus._--Then who a jolly fisherman, a fisherman will be? 18300 ''I thank your excellence kindly,''said I,''pray, what is it your infernal protectorship will be pleased to confer upon me?'' 18300 ''Well,''quoth the friar,''have you not a whetstone?'' 18300 ''Yea,''quoth the woman,''what will you do with it?'' 18300 ''Yea,''said she,''but what the divil will ye do therewith?'' 18300 (_ They jingle and drink._) But where''s the wit now, Club? 18300 ***** Good Madonna, why mournest thou? 18300 *****_ Snout._ Will not the ladies be afeard of the lion? 18300 A drunken magnate and his retinue stop a citizen in the street, and insolently demand--With whose vinegar and beans are you blown out?
18300About me?
18300And can not I likewise, when time serves, and company is disposed to be kindly affected with it, smile and fleer as takingly?
18300And what hurt is there in this?
18300And why?
18300Answer me like: When griping grief the heart doth wound, And doleful dumps the mind oppress, Then music with her silver sound-- Why_ silver_ sound?
18300Are you going to tell a story of mice and weazels among men?
18300As any that ere I have seene of, or heard tell, A stomacke quod you?
18300But I pray you Sir, do you come lately from hell?
18300But I pray you, may I not have an office there?
18300But a certain predisposition to laughter there always was, for what animal has ever produced any but its own characteristic sound?
18300But how can we account for the strange and profane caricatures which are so numerous in the stone and wood carvings of our cathedrals?
18300But now I will be a wit, by the universe.... Is that the witty liquor?
18300But what wert thou going to say, child?
18300But, sirrah, where is thy master?
18300Can not I wipe mine eyes with the fair pocket- cloth, as if I wept for all your abominations?
18300Derive an English word from the Latin_ necto_?
18300Didst thou bear arms in the service of Ahaz?"
18300Do n''t you love the neck, Sir?
18300Do you wish to hang yourself to cheat me out of my drachma?
18300Does not the dog show its pleasure by wagging its tail, and the cat by purring?
18300Dost know when they''ll be here?
18300Dost thou know that religious cheats are licensed by a law?
18300Dost thou see that bottle?
18300Dost thou think to get her from me?
18300Ere Time and Place were, Time and Place were not, When primitive Nothing, Something straight begot, Then all proceeded from the great united-- What?"
18300Falstaff to Poins--"You are straight enough in the shoulders; you care not who sees your back-- call you that backing your friends?
18300Has not everyone its own natural mode of expression?
18300Have you found it?
18300He wrote the following upon the Queen''s name:--"What word is that, that changeth not, Though it be turned and made in twain?
18300How answer you that?
18300How do you like it now, gentlemen?
18300How, now, Adam?
18300I am jolted to a jelly, am I not horridly touz''d?
18300I suppose you design that ring for Inis?
18300In"James the Fourth"Slipper says:-- O mistress, mistress, may I turn a word upon you?
18300In"Monsieur Thomas"we have the following jovial passage--_ Francisco._ What hast thou there?
18300In"The Artifice"we have a matrimonial contention:_ Lucy._ If you two are one flesh, how come you to have different minds, pray, Sir?
18300Is it a sin to play at dice in order to buy indulgences?
18300Is it not because humour is a source of pleasure?
18300Is it to me or to the ring you direct your discourse, Madam?
18300Is that your manner of dealing?
18300Is this your love?
18300It is mine Anna, God it wot, The only causer of my pain; My love that meedeth with disdain; Yet is it loved, what will you more?
18300It may be said that such cases should be placed entirely under the head of humour, but can we maintain that a man is unaware when he is humorous?
18300Lyric, what do you mean by all this?
18300Mrs. Calico, are not you of my mind?
18300On the same visit, in jesting after supper, the question was asked,"What is a disagreeable repose?"
18300One of them proposed,"What is the strongest of all things?"
18300Play at duck and drake with my money?
18300Pray what are the most fashionable oaths in town?
18300Sathan our common enemy, but his being Perpetually about the fire, and boiling Brimstone and arsenic?...
18300Similar obstacles would be encountered in answering the question,"What is poetry?"
18300Sir, dere be one two gentlemen below come to wait upon you dis morning, sal I show dem up?
18300Sometimes a riddle is attempted; thus, he asks--"What was a month old at Cain''s birth, that''s not five weeks old now?"
18300Speaking of the"Controversial Divine,"he says,"What?
18300The King said he would tell Laud, and what would he do then?
18300The cause of his quarrel with Wolsey is not known, but he afterwards wrote a severe personal attack upon him entitled,"Why come ye not to Courte?"
18300The first question which now presents itself is what is laughter?
18300The sentiment in the following is easily appreciated, but is there not also some slight essence of humour?
18300This description seems to be that alluded to in the Book of Ecclesiastes,"I said of laughter, it is mad, and of mirth, what good doeth it?"
18300This your impatience?
18300Thou mend a left- handed pack- saddle?
18300Thou minister?
18300Victuals?
18300W._ No, my lord, by no means, I know better things--_ La Riv._ What then am I a lord?
18300We have in"She wou''d, and she wou''d not,"_ Host._ Did you call, gentlemen?
18300Well, Lissardo, what haste you make to pay off arrears now?
18300Well, what would you, Sir?
18300What Master Plutus, how cheer you?
18300What avails gold in sacrifice?
18300What bounded Samaria on the East?
18300What cobbler has been eating leeks and sheepshead with you?
18300What great men have been in love?
18300What have you in the house now that will be ready presently?
18300What on the West?
18300What say you, Hugh Rebeck?
18300What say you, James Soundpost?
18300What say you, Simon Catling?
18300What the devil is he conjuring and talking with invisible lords?
18300What will you give me, Sir?
18300When he saw Lentulus, his cousin-- a little man girt with a big sword:"Who,"he asked,"has fastened my cousin to that sword?"
18300Who could contribute more to the diversion of the company?
18300Who could read sentiment written by a man faring sumptuously every day?
18300Who could venture a bet against a parasite, whether in jesting or feasting?
18300Why are not you one of my master''s devils, that were wo nt to come to my master, Doctor Bacon at Brazen- Nose?
18300Why doe wee not as well imitate them in walking naked as they doe?
18300Why music with her silver sound?
18300Yea, why do wee not deny God, and adore the divel as they doe?"
18300You, Sirrah, what victuals have you about you?
18300[ 45]"Who knows not that man''s childhood is by far the most delightful period of his existence?
18300_ A._ Or shall I speak of dusky dewy drops?
18300_ A._ What, then, art thou resolv''d for the law?
18300_ Adam._ About me, my friends?
18300_ Adam._ But hear you, must I be hanged?
18300_ Adam._ Search me?
18300_ Adam._ These are your words, I shall be hanged for it; but first answer me this question, how many days have we to fast still?
18300_ Ald._ Captain, noble Sir, I am yours heartily, d''ye see; why should you avoid your old friends?
18300_ Ald._ I''faith you should have a snip----_ Man._ Of your nose, you thirty in the hundred rascal; would you make me your squire- setter?
18300_ Aman._ How did you live together?
18300_ Aman._ Notwithstanding all these jars, did not his death at last extremely trouble you?
18300_ Aman._ Why did you not refuse to marry him, then?
18300_ Bel._ Do you think, my dear, I could be so loathsome to trick myself up with carnations and stock- gilly flowers?
18300_ Bel._ Pray, where got you your learning then?
18300_ Belinda._ Do you not wonder, my dear, what made me abroad so soon?
18300_ Ber._ Mine, say ye?
18300_ Ber._ Shall I?
18300_ Ber._ What''s that?
18300_ Bull._ But I thought that all you that were bred at the University would be wits naturally?
18300_ Cac._ Put it to pious uses-- Buy wine--_ Juan._ Are you for the wars, Sir?
18300_ Charmides._ How so?
18300_ Clo._ Do you not hear, fellows?
18300_ Club._ What?
18300_ Colonel Standard._ Here, here, Mrs. Parly; whither so fast?
18300_ Countess._ Friend, what wilt thou?
18300_ Countess._ Sirrah, go fetch him drink[_ an attendant brings drink._] How likest thou this?
18300_ D._ Ay, marry, how then?
18300_ D._ Dost know me?
18300_ D._ Yes, a thousand; what wouldst thou be?
18300_ Fash._ How''s that?
18300_ Fool._ Dost thou know the difference, my boy, between a bitter fool and a sweet one?
18300_ Fran._ What?
18300_ Fred._ And has not gold the same divinity in their eyes, Colonel?
18300_ Fred._ She must be very handsome, I suppose?
18300_ Gripe._ Thank you, sweet Mrs. Joyner; do you think so indeed?
18300_ Hyp._ Ha''ye nothing in the house but the neck?
18300_ Hyp._ Have you any pigeons or chickens?
18300_ Hypolita._ Can you get us a partridge?
18300_ Juan._ What dost thou do with it?
18300_ Lady B._ But were you never in love, Sir?
18300_ Lady B._ Pray, why so?
18300_ Lady Brute._ Are you afraid of being in love, Sir?
18300_ Lady._ I am glad the poor fly escaped; will you never be weary of these whimsies?
18300_ Lear._ Dost thou call me fool, boy?
18300_ Liss._ Would it not?
18300_ Lord F._ Why wilt thou undertake to persuade me that I can not feel?
18300_ Lov._ Are they so fond of a filthy nosegay?
18300_ Lydia._ Now, what is your coffee wit?
18300_ Lydia._ What kind of wit is your pollwit?
18300_ M._ Faith,''tis a place I have desired long to see: have you not good tippling houses there?
18300_ M._ Know you, Sir?
18300_ Man._ And why should you follow me?
18300_ Miss H._ Pray, my lord, how long is that?
18300_ Mock._ But suppose a lady speaks to me; what must I say?
18300_ Mock._ What?
18300_ Nov._ What?
18300_ P._ What for?
18300_ P._ Who then will pay me back?
18300_ People._ But why fox?
18300_ People._ How is a trireme a"dog fox?"
18300_ San._ Is money reason?
18300_ San._ Wilt thou lend me any?
18300_ Sir B._ And what of that?
18300_ Sir B._ Sirrah, wilt thou for money and reward Convey me certain letters, out of hand, From out thy master''s pocket?
18300_ Sir B._ Why, where is he then?
18300_ Slip._ Will I, Sir?
18300_ Trap._ Hast thou nothing but Anything else in the house?
18300_ Trap._ Have you any fish?
18300_ Uncle R._ Dost know whether they bring all the children with them?
18300a julep?
18300and shall I live and die without taking advantage of it?
18300cried Trimalchio, looking closely at it,"is not his inside taken out?
18300do n''t you see how you have wronged me?
18300from what place do they come?
18300have not I a page to carry it?
18300how so?
18300in preferring glasses, feathers, and such toyes to gold and precious stones, as they doe?
18300is not this pure wit?
18300make the Muses, yea the Graces scolds?
18300none?
18300or"What is love?"
18300prithee what barbarous law- term is that?
18300says Ennius,"do I not know your voice?"
18300what does he mean by it, Freeman?
18300what dost thou with such a greasy dish?
18300what is that?
18300why dost thou cry out?
18300why heardest thou not the sentence, thou shalt take no food, but fast and pray?
18300why, do n''t you know that?
18300will they eat them?
18300wilt thou me drench?
28503''At any rate, did you say? 28503 ''How much per cent, sir?''
28503''Interest?'' 28503 ''Ma''am?''
28503''What do you want?'' 28503 ''Why do you do that?''
28503''Why do you shine?'' 28503 And have you none left of your own?"
28503Attracted by that picture?
28503But say, there ai n''t any_ danger_ in a lock, is there?
28503But what am I now? 28503 But what be ye a- goin''to feed him with?"
28503Ca n''t ye get him out to''Sable Falls or Keeseville''n sell him fur what he''ll fetch?
28503Ca n''t you find it?
28503Can you sing?
28503Did n''t you have to dig an awful long grave for him?
28503Did you say the fire was out? 28503 Do n''t you feel well to- day?"
28503Do you see this ring?
28503Has anything happened?
28503Have you been living in Kentucky long?
28503Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?
28503He would have preferred-- preferred--Maria, do n''t you see that child has got the scissors?
28503Here''s a shoe in the water- pitcher-- is this it?
28503Hev that thar red heifer o''ourn lept over the fence agin, an''got inter Pete''s corn? 28503 How my nose''ll be?"
28503I was a good ways from this when you knew me, was n''t I? 28503 If Mees Lucinda would pairmit?"
28503Is n''t that last part rather inconsistent?
28503It''s riz?
28503Killed a few robins; well, what of that? 28503 Kitty, Kitty, you mischievous elf, What have you, pray, to say for yourself?"
28503Mine? 28503 Now, what d''ye s''pose that''s made of?"
28503Now, where can it be?
28503Pray,said he,"what do ladies find to think about besides dress and parties?"
28503Query-- If steamers are named the Asia, the Russia, and the Scotia, why not call one the_ Nausea_?
28503The seam we pin Driving them in, But where are they by the end of the day, With dancing, and jumping, and leaps by the sea? 28503 Well, I''m a- goin'', ai n''t I?
28503Well, Sam, what did you think of the sermon?
28503Well, suppose you get married?
28503What be I a- goin''to do with the critter?
28503What fool fetched his hoss up here?
28503What upon airth did you buy a hoss for?
28503What was it?
28503What''s the matter? 28503 What, instead of those wearisome thorns, my dear, Those wearisome thorns?"
28503When you''re fairly past the college- boys, and as far along as the law students--"Or the theologues?
28503Where''s my bonnet?
28503Where''s my cloak, chambermaid?
28503Where''s my little red box? 28503 Where''s the baby''s nightgown?"
28503Where?
28503Who killed the robins? 28503 Who killed the robins?
28503Why do n''t you go and hunt for a mouse?
28503Why, down there, under that bridge; do n''t you see those lights?
28503Why,said Miss Fuller, in surprise,"what do you wear?"
28503Will some friend close the doors while we give every one an opportunity to contribute to this good cause? 28503 Will you please to get up, ma''am?
28503Will you please to move, ma''am?
28503You do n''t know of any poor person who''d like to have a pig, do you?
28503You do n''t''spect to hab your name tuck offen dem chu''ch books?
28503_ He._''Finest writing- paper? 28503 _ Helen._ Of course you would n''t tell us_ exactly_; but would you mind giving it to us in round numbers?
28503''A quire of writing- paper?''
28503''Member that ar chap that shot hisself in the leg down to your shanty this summer?"
28503''Stead ob she call- in''ob me"daddy"and her mudder"mammy,"she say:"Par and mar, how can you bear to live in sech a one- hoss town as this?
28503''Twon''t be no great of an undertakin'', will it?"
28503''What do you want o''me?''
28503''What per cent, sir?''
28503***** Or, if one prefers to laugh at the experience of a"culled"brother, what can be found more irresistible than this?
28503*****"What would you do in time of war if you had the suffrage?"
28503; but did I not know you better?
28503A._ Well, how is everything?
28503Ah, can it be That freedom''s age is past?
28503Ah, what are the words of an aged crone?
28503Ai n''t them did enough?
28503And ai nt wind are?
28503And as if it were high treason, He said:"Neither rhyme nor reason Has it; and it''s out of season,"Which?
28503And den she jumped up, and says she:"What make you think I loss my senses?"
28503And do you recollect the only time that Wordsworth was_ really_ witty?
28503And her figure of a long leanness also?
28503And is not this epigrammatic advice?
28503And may I really have her?"
28503And now O Sextant?
28503And she departed amid the-- what shall I say?
28503And the victim?
28503And what was Joshua pondering on, With his widely staring eyes, And his nostrils opening sensibly To ease his frequent sighs?
28503And what was that very peculiar smell?
28503And when another, lamenting the various divisions of the Church, pathetically exclaimed:''And how shall we unite these several denominations in one?''
28503And where d''ye s''pose I found the gold?"
28503Are there any good woods near here, Israel?"
28503Are you mad?''
28503Be ye, Scotty?"
28503Blaze that air track, will ye?
28503Blest escape, dear, was it not?
28503But some one turned to me at last,"Please, wo n''t you keep that parrot still?"
28503But you b''l''eve dat gal had n''t turned stark bodily naked fool?
28503But, fur all, how be I goin''to get that animile''long the trail?"
28503Ca n''t anything be done?
28503Can I have a pickle?
28503Clock strikes twelve; soon after the lunch- bell rings._] Voice of Girl of Ten, calling: Mamma, why_ do n''t_ you come to lunch?
28503Den I jes''make dem hick''ries ring for''bout five minutes, and den I say:"What chu''ch you''longs to now, Meriky?"
28503Did he think you was a- goin''to set up canawl long o''Racket?"
28503Did mamma drop the soap into his mouth instead of the wash- bowl?
28503Did you ever try it, reader?
28503Did you send them a horse?"
28503Do n''t whiskey sit well on yer shtomick at all?
28503Do n''t you see-- don''t you see I''m in my night- clothes?
28503Do n''t you smell fire?
28503Do n''t you smell something burning?
28503Do n''t you think he might be killed in his sleep, Israel?"
28503Do you not feel your bold cheeks turning pale?
28503Do you remember how pink his pretty little nose was-- just like a rosebud-- and how bright his eyes were, and his cunning legs?
28503First love?
28503Fish, or brimstone?
28503For sure as the blissed sun rolls, We''ll land in the State House or Congress, Thin what will become of our sowls?
28503Gracious goodness, what''s the matter?
28503Had he then no part in the maiden meditations of this fair, innocent girl-- he whom proud beauties of society vied with each other to win?
28503Had n''t somebody better wink At my peccadillos, if houses of glass Wo n''t do to throw stones from at those who pass?
28503Have I told you about his bedstead yit?
28503Have yez caught a black eye from some blundhering whack?
28503Have yez niver a powdher or bit av a pill?
28503Have yez pains in yer bones or a throublesome ache In yer jints afther dancin''a jig at a wake?
28503Have yez vertebral twists in the sphine av yer back?
28503Have you any profiles to take yet, Mr. Gamboge?
28503Her crown a tinsel crown-- her guests The pit that gazes with praise and jests?
28503Her small eyes flashed, she swelled until She looked almost a frog;"How_ dare_ you, sir, call_ me_,"she asked,"Your_ precious_ Polly Wog?
28503His mother at her spinning- wheel, Good woman, stood and spun,"And what,"says she,"is come o''er you, Is''t_ airnest_ or is''t fun?"
28503How can I be quiet?
28503How did that boy get out?
28503How did they get it out?
28503How do you do, Cornelia?
28503How is Mr. Kobble?
28503How was it?
28503How was it?
28503I ask you; say fifteen minnets, and then what''s to be did?
28503I make no charges, but this I ask,-- What made such a splurge in the waste- water cask?
28503I was so almost wore out by their talk, that I spoke right out, and, says I,''_ Good land!_ how did you_ s''pose_ I was a- goin''?''
28503I wonder how''twill be when I am dead?
28503I wonder if the Governor had to slave As I do, if he would be so pesky fresh about Thanksgiving Day?
28503I would n''t demane myself, Bridget, Like you, in disputin''with men-- Would I fly in the face of the blissed Apostles, an''Father Maginn?
28503In character?
28503Is n''t it curious how I got caught dressed up like my grandmother?
28503John Henry, wash your face; And do get out from under foot,"Afford more Cream?"
28503Know him, do n''t you?
28503Love him?
28503Lovely, is n''t it?
28503My engagement?
28503Now where, if I rin to convintions, Will be Patrick''s home- comforts and joys?
28503Now, here''s a note just come from Fred:"Old fellow, will you dine With me to- day?
28503Now, since I''ve told you my story, do you wonder I''m tired of life, Or think it strange I often wish I warn''t an inventor''s wife?
28503Of a sonnet Or a bonnet?
28503Of what use the endless labor of this sharp- nosed woman, with glasses over her eyes, at the church- house?
28503Oh, where''s my teeth, and my silver soup- ladle?
28503Oh, wo n''t the men let us this new thing use?
28503Phat use av yer sighin''forlorn?
28503Says I,"Dat is n''t dis chile''s name, Dey calls me Auntie Scraggs,"And den I axed dem, by de pound How much dey gabe for rags?
28503She gazed upon the burnished brace Of plump, ruffed grouse he showed with pride, Angelic grief was in her face:"How_ could_ you do it, dear?"
28503So that the remark will be appreciated of a lady to whom I said, alluding to such a talker:"Have you seen Mrs.---- lately?"
28503So weak Lamira and her wants so few Who can refuse?
28503So,_ ma belle_, what could I do?
28503The auctioneer then in his labor began, And called out aloud, as he held up a man,"How much for a bachelor?
28503The hostess paused near him, surveyed him critically, and then inquired, in a gentle tone:"Do you play also?"
28503The nest is empty, and silent and lone; Where are the four little robins gone?
28503Then Joshua gave a cunning look, Half bashful and half sporting,"Now what did father do,"says he,"When first he came a courting?"
28503There hain''t nothing burst, has there?"
28503Tink I wanted yer ter eat my teef?
28503Used all you had?
28503Was it Newport, at last?
28503Was not that enough?
28503Was that you that spoke, Mr. Little?
28503We had quite a fright last night, did n''t we?
28503We''ll have to be crowners an''judges, An''such like ould malefactors, Or they''ll make Common Councilmin of us; Thin where will be our char- acters?
28503We- uns hain''t got no gourd hyar, hev we, Cynthy?"
28503Well, I gib her anodder leetle tetch, and says I:"What chu''ch does you''long to, darter?"
28503Well, I jes''walks up to her, and I says:"Darter,"says I,"what chu''ch are dat you say you gwine to jine?"
28503Well, but finds it warm in town, eh?
28503Well, now, how do you know?
28503Were it safe to we d a woman one so oft would wish in France?
28503Were not, perhaps, the glasses the consequence of such toil?
28503What brung ye down hyar along o''we- uns,''Vander?"
28503What character did Dora assume?
28503What chu''ch does you''long to, Meriky?"
28503What has become of the beautiful thrush That built her nest in the heap of brush?
28503What hev you got theer?"
28503What means the contrast strange and wide?
28503What next I wonder?
28503What signifize who preaches ef I ca nt brethe?
28503What woman does not risk being called sarcastic and hateful if she throws back the merry dart, or indulges in a little sharp- shooting?
28503What woman would know How to make the thing go?
28503What you and she hab a fallin''-out about?
28503What''s Pol?
28503What''s Pollus to sinners who are ded?
28503What''s that, Mr. Little?
28503What, get along without An Indian pudding?
28503When are you going to make jelly- cake?
28503Where are your folks?"
28503Where is the strap?
28503Where''s my silver spoons?
28503Whin ye''re walkin''the shtrates are yez likely to fall?
28503Who can tell?
28503Who wants to buy?"
28503Why do n''t_ we_ have jelly- cake?
28503Why do you lie so lazily there?"
28503Why, if Will Latrobe had asked When he left two years ago, I''d have thrown up all and gone Out to Kansas, do you know?
28503Wo n''t you tell us how many?
28503Would you know, in this connection, How you may secure protection For yourself and city cousins From these bites and from these buzzin''s?
28503Written much?
28503You do n''t mean to die yet, eh?
28503You thought Bridget was watching them?
28503You wish I''d make you a present of that nightcap, to remember me by?
28503Your eyes, do they weep?
28503_ Comprenez vous?_ Oh, I do hope that beautiful_ balzarine_ like Bel''s will not be gone before another Saturday!
28503_ Did_ I write you, Belle, about How she tried for Charley, till I sailed in and cut her out?
28503_ Girl of Eight._ Where are my roller- skates?
28503and meet the boys, A jolly number-- nine?"
28503are they bringing water?
28503do wake up; what is this awful noise?"
28503doant you know our lungs is belluses To blo the fier of life and keep it from Going out: und how can bellusses blo without wind?
28503exclaim the vivacious creatures, ever on the alert for information;"and what_ is_ a lock, pray?"
28503ha!--for a lady of my age?
28503have you found the place?
28503have you got water?
28503is that so?"
28503said Aunt Anniky, scornfully,"whar''s de trick?
28503says one, after surveying the little room, about ten feet long and six feet high,"where are we all to sleep to- night?"
28503she called you a post; why do n''t you rail at her?''
28503the sonnet Or the bonnet?
28503what''ll we do?
28503where are you going with that portmanteau?
28503your heart, does it bleed?
11639Ah, and does one have to preserve appearances even in such matters as parricide?
11639Ah, but man is the higher form of life--"Granting that remarkable assumption, and is any man above Misery? 11639 Ah, but, my dearest, who loves you more than any human tongue can tell?"
11639Ah, but,asked Manuel slowly, just as he had once asked Horvendile in Manuel''s lost youth,"what is success?
11639Ah, yes,said Niafer:"and what did you talk about during the time that you spent in your dear friend''s bedroom?
11639Aha, and are you one of Raymond Bérenger''s friends?
11639And after what shiftless idiocy will you be chasing now, to neglect your work?
11639And are you not ashamed to be making any alliance with Philistia, remembering how you used to follow after your own thinking and your own desire?
11639And did you happen to notice, sir,asks Manuel, hopefully,"by what method animation was given to Adam?"
11639And does not success content you?
11639And does the sculpture satisfy you?
11639And how came you, sir, to be thus housed in a trunkless head?
11639And how else was I to get conquered? 11639 And to what end?
11639And what about your other enslavement, to this child here?
11639And what are these delights, gray Manuel?
11639And what can be dearer and better?
11639And what in the devil is this Schamir?
11639And what will you do?
11639And what will you whisper to me?
11639And wherever have you been all this week?
11639And why is your hair cut so queerly, Manuel?
11639And why not, please, big boy?
11639And why should I, of all the birds that go about the heavens, be cheerful?
11639And would I be wanting to kill my husband?
11639And would you have me otherwise?
11639And, Manuel, who, while we speak of it, is Oriander?
11639Are words, then, so important and enduring?
11639But a feather is no use to anybody, King, for, as you see, it is a quite ordinary feather?
11639But do you not think that this Horvendile is insane?
11639But do you really love me, O man of all men?
11639But how can that be?
11639But how can there be any magic in a goose- feather?
11639But how can we,he inquired,"when we have so many matters of real importance to look after?"
11639But how in the devil,says Manuel,"did you manage to come by that invaluable egg?"
11639But how long have you two been married?
11639But how may I be certain of that, sir?
11639But is this Horvendile, then, one of the Léshy? 11639 But must we go back to looking after pigs, dear Manuel, or are you now too old for that?"
11639But shall I explain that it was you who gave me the resistless sword?
11639But surely a feather is no use to anybody, King, for does it not seem to you a quite ordinary feather?
11639But what has Queen Stultitia to do with my having a baby?
11639But what is my destiny?
11639But what is that thing?
11639But what is to be done about you and Count Manuel here?
11639But what use will it be to you then?
11639But what would I be doing with any such finespun policies? 11639 But whither do you go, dear Freydis?"
11639But why did the sad boy want a piece of my hair?
11639But why should you be wasting your small portion of breath and strength? 11639 But, Horvendile, can anybody foretell the future?
11639But, King of Arles, how do you know that this is not an ordinary feather?
11639But, Manuel, what need is there for you to model it at all?
11639But, surely, not after the way that minx probably believes you treated her?
11639Count of Poictesme, do people anywhere--?
11639Dear snip,said he,"come, honestly now, what have you been meditating about while I talked nonsense?"
11639Did you not, though, again create much misery when for your pleasure you gave life to this girl child? 11639 Do these two possessions content you, king of my heart?"
11639Do you know, in spite of my joking, I do love you a great deal?
11639Do you think so?
11639Do you think, then, that to recall the dead is possible?
11639Does that matter?
11639Eh, Manuel, and will you re- model the world?
11639Friend,Manuel said, in a changed voice,"who are you, and what is your name?"
11639Hah, glory be to God, friend, but what is this adventure?
11639Hail, friends,said Manuel,"and for whom are you waiting here?"
11639Hail, snip,says Manuel,"and whatever are you doing in this perilous place?"
11639How can anybody expect us to waste eternity with recreations which are only fitted to waste time?
11639How does the successful ape employ himself, in these not quite friendly places?
11639I know it was at Woodstock, but whereabouts at Woodstock?
11639I wonder if you would have? 11639 Is it for this dingy cripple,"says Alianora, with her proud fine face all wonder,"that Dom Manuel has forsaken us and has put off his youth?
11639Is it on account of this geas,asked the stranger,"that a great lock has been sheared away from your yellow hair?"
11639Is not to bother about yourself the highest wisdom?
11639Is that why you are trembling, Manuel?
11639Is what you have a quite ordinary turtle?
11639It is settled, then?
11639Manuel, and can it be you who are considering appearances?
11639My dear, and do you think I am a happy man?
11639My mind is quite made up,says Manuel,"so what, in God''s name, is the good of this?"
11639Now I wonder what it is you find in that dark pool to keep you staring so?
11639Now from whom of the Léshy, I wonder, can you have been hearing such fantastic stories? 11639 Oh, well, and if they do?"
11639Sesphra, what is your will with me?
11639She is perhaps some witch whose magic is more terrible than their magic, and has besotted this ruined champion?
11639So then, at least, you think I may be working in the proper medium?
11639So, do you very greatly love my sister Suskind?
11639So, does that feel more comfortable?
11639That saves you the trouble of talking, does it not? 11639 Then why do you make him my overlord?"
11639Was it for this hunched, draggled, mud- faced wench that you left us, you squinting old villain? 11639 Were these wood- spirits unreasonable,"asks Niafer,"in saying that the countenance and the body you have given me are ugly?"
11639What are these things to me or you, or to anyone that makes images? 11639 What do you mean, dear snip?"
11639What does that matter,she answered, looking long and long at him,"now that Count Manuel has no further need of me?"
11639What have you learned,says Manuel,"out yonder?"
11639What is it you want of me?
11639What is needed?
11639What is that to a lover?
11639What is the meaning of all this?
11639What is this nonsense,says the proud shining lady, to Miramon Lluagor,"that I hear about your having been conquered?"
11639What means this Greek?
11639What need is there to trouble the Léshy about that foolish wish when it is always possible, at a paid price, to obtain whatever one desires? 11639 What sort of bridle is that?"
11639What sort of room?
11639What were these images like?
11639What will you do then, dear Sesphra?
11639What would be your desire?
11639When does she mean to quicken them?
11639Who are those disreputable looking, bold- faced creatures that are making eyes at you?
11639Who knows?
11639Who was your father, Manuel?
11639Who, then, is the least foolish of mankind?
11639Whom then do you desire for a wife,says Niafer,"if not the loveliest and the wealthiest lady in all Rathgor and Lower Targamon?"
11639Why in this world should you think that?
11639Why should we tell you, Manuel?
11639Why, are there any other women?
11639Why, do you really like my hands?
11639Why, do you really like my natural appearance?
11639Why, how should I know,quiet Horvendile replied,"when I am talking foolishness and when not?"
11639Why, of what may I be sure in this shifting world if not of myself?
11639Why, snip, did he do that?
11639Yes, I know that: but who can give life to my images?
11639Yes, and whose fault is it? 11639 Yes, but can you depend upon her?"
11639Yes, but how in this world--?
11639Yes, but,asked Manuel, slowly,"what is success?"
11639Yes,said Manuel, practically,"but what do you know?"
11639Yes,said Niafer,"and what does that dear friend of yours look like nowadays?"
11639Your account is very circumstantial, but where was the window?
11639And I look back upon my breathless old endeavors, and I wonder drearily,''Was it for this?''"
11639And Niafer displayed a drolly marked small turtle, saying,"Maskanako, do you not recognize Tulapin, the turtle that never lies?"
11639And for the matter of that, whatever are you glooming over?"
11639And have you so soon forgotten the vintner''s parlor at Neogréant, and what you did with the gold plates?"
11639And if Manuel acquired their arts( he asked in conclusion), would he acquire their traits?
11639And what do you make of it, Count of Poictesme?"
11639And what do you make of it, di Paz?"
11639And what does it matter, on this November day which has a thin sunlight and no heat at all in it?
11639And who are you to be forbidding me anything?"
11639And why do you keep telling me about matters with which I am as well acquainted as you are?"
11639And why not?"
11639At Woodstock Dom Manuel was handsomely received, and there he passed the month of September--(_"Why need you stay so long, though?"
11639But are good and evil all one to you of the Léshy?"
11639But as touches your own interests, Manuel, do you think your behavior is quite sensible?"
11639But come, is there not some girl or another to whom you should be saying good- bye with other things than words?"
11639But how can I, of all persons, help you in this affair?"
11639But how can I?"
11639But take it what you say is true,--and do you desire me to go hence alone?"
11639But the falcons are not nesting now, and how can I go to Freydis, that woman of strange deeds?"
11639But what are such matters to a swineherd?"
11639But what does it matter now?"
11639But what does it matter now?"
11639But what has that to do with it?"
11639But what is that thing?"
11639But what will become of the woman and the child whom I leave behind me unfriended?"
11639But what, pray, am I to deduce from all this?"
11639But wherever do you get these curious notions?"
11639But who is this marvelous woman?"
11639But who is to be my overlord?"
11639But why do you now stir up these awkward old stories?"
11639Come now, dear friend, in what way can we take back the life we gave this lovely fiend?"
11639Come now, do you not find it so?"
11639Come tell me now, Count of Poictesme, what is that I see in your breast pocket wrapped in red silk?"
11639Come, Niafer, and do you know anything about this gawky, ragtag, yellow- haired young champion?"
11639Come, tell me now, how do you call this doomed magician, and how does one get to him to sever his wicked head from his foul body?"
11639Dom Manuel, will you come when the baby is delivered and this Saint has been attended to and all the crops are in?"
11639Freydis would say,"and, this damned Niafer apart, do you love me a little more than you love any other woman?"
11639Freydis, you protest deep love for this well- armored Manuel, but what wisdom will reveal to you, or to me either, just what is Manuel?
11639Have you no sense of decency at all?
11639He asked her,"And do you also go into England?"
11639He said:"This is the cry of all husbands that now are or may be hereafter,--''What has become of the girl that I married?
11639How was she dressed?
11639In a predicament so unexampled, how can it at all matter to me whatever you may elect to do?"
11639In the mean time, what is that I see in your pocket wrapped in red silk?"
11639In what else, pray, does man differ from the other animals except in that he is used by words?"
11639Is he the Horvendile whose great- toe is the morning star?"
11639Is it not very explicitly stated in Holy Writ that though the wicked may flourish for a while they are presently felled like green bay- trees?"
11639Laughing, you will say of sorrow,''What is it?''
11639Manuel asked,"Snip, was that in truth the bridle called Gleipnir?"
11639Now then, would you prefer to redeem with the forces of good or with the forces of evil?"
11639Now whatever would you have me do?"
11639Now, I suppose, you will be denying the affair of the squirrel also?"
11639Of course, though, they might have been only garnets--(_"And where was it that she dressed up in all this finery to talk with you in private?"
11639Or can it be that Miramon spoke seriously in saying that fate also was enleagued to forbid the leaving of this mountain?"
11639Par quels exploits ont- ils mérité l''éternelle admiration que leur ont vouée les hommes de leur race?
11639Said Manuel:"What price would be sufficient to re- purchase the rich spoils of Death?
11639Says King Helmas to Manuel the swineherd,"What is that I see in your pocket wrapped in red silk?"
11639Says Manuel, sternly,"But what is the meaning of all this?"
11639Says Melicent,"But what am I to tell her, Father?"
11639Shall I attend to it this afternoon?"
11639She said,"And I suppose you will now be stalking off to some woman or another for consolation?"
11639She said,"I had not thought ever to be sorry for you-- Why should I grieve for you, gray traitor?"
11639Shrugging, you will say of sorrow,''What is it?''
11639So at what price will you sell me that feather?"
11639So why did you not scrape your feet before coming into my clean kitchen?
11639So why do you tell me what everybody knows?
11639So would you mind standing a little more to the left?
11639So you think it is possible to evoke the dead in some more tangible form than that of an instructive ghost?
11639The Count said, frowning:"What drunken nonsense are you talking at broad noon?
11639The other replied:"Why should you think that I know anything about this Suskind or that we of the Léshy keep any account of your doings?
11639Then Melicent demanded,"And what makes your face so white?"
11639Then said the snake:"My steed, why do you stumble?
11639Then the Jewish master of a trading vessel-- a lean man called Ahasuerus-- said,"Who forbids it?"
11639Then, as for other dreams, of a more roguish nature--""What sort of dreams can you be talking about, I wonder, Miramon?"
11639Therefore Gisèle inquired,"And what about me?"
11639To what permanent use could one put a human being even if the creature were virtuous and handsome to look at?
11639What can I ever be to you except flesh and a voice?
11639What do they call you, friend?"
11639What is it you demand?"
11639What is that, for example?"
11639What more can anybody demand?"
11639What sort of models, then, were these insane, mud- moulding solitary wasps for a tall lad to follow after?
11639What, grizzled fighting- man, have you to do with that young Manuel who had comeliness and youth and courage, but no human pity and no constant love?
11639Where is it, Manuel?"
11639Where would I be getting extraordinary turtles?"
11639Why did you not come to me for help at the beginning, instead of wasting time upon kings and queens?"
11639Why, did King Solomon, for example, rise no higher than that?"
11639Will you have happiness, then, and an eternal severance between you and me?"
11639Will you swear that Misery can not bring back the dead?"
11639and can marry none other?"
11639and how many times do you expect me to speak to you about that?"
11639and how should I rightly deal with this woman whom somehow time has involved in my doings?
11639and what do you know about him, Freydis?"
11639and whence might any bribe be fetched?
11639and who is Mimir?"
11639and why should I be harboring his lighthearted mischiefs against you?
11639and, my falcon, why do you clamor?
11639asked Melicent;"and why did he cut it off with his big shiny shears, while you were writing, and he was playing with me?"
11639but are you certain it was this kind of figure she meant?"
11639but what is to happen afterward?
11639my hound, why do you howl?
11639or she in the young swaggering ragged fool?
11639said Misery:"and how can you, who have not ever been dead, be certain as to what happens when one is dead?"
11639says Freydis,--"you, who if once you could make living images would never be caring about any woman any more?"
11639says King Ferdinand, as he washed his hands,"do people anywhere wrap ordinary feathers in red silk?
11639the King says, shrewdly,"do people anywhere wrap ordinary feathers in red silk?
11639to whom else would you have them coming?"
11639what does that matter?"
11639what have you heard?
20229''Drown? 20229 ''O, but I''m in airnest,''says the captain;''and do you tell me, Paddy,''says he,''that you spake Frinch?''
20229''O, then, whereabouts in the wide world are we, Captain?'' 20229 ''Tare an ouns,''says I,''do you tell me so?
20229''Then would you lind me the loan of a gridiron,''says I,''if you plase?'' 20229 ''Then, thunder an''turf,''says I,''will you lind me the loan of a gridiron?''
20229''Well,''says I,''and how do you know but I''m as good a furriner myself as any o''thim?'' 20229 ''What do you mane?''
20229''What for?'' 20229 ''Where is he?
20229''Why, then,''says he,''thunder and turf,''says he,''what puts a gridiron into your head?'' 20229 A trifle or so, Paddy?"
20229Ah, then, your Holiness,says his Riv''rence, mighty eager,"maybe you''d have a dhrop ov the native in your cellar?
20229All?
20229An''how many miles would that be, Captain?
20229An''might I be so bowld to ax, Captain, is Bingal much farther nor Fingal?
20229An''why would n''t you tell him?
20229And did you not hear me whisper to my companion? 20229 And how are you off for provisions?"
20229And how do you know whether you see the nose on my face or not?
20229And is it a great deal farther, your honor, the_ tay_ country is?
20229And is it the Widda O''Sullivan''s boy you''d be that left this come Candlemas four years?
20229And sure,said Barny,"why should n''t_ you_ do the same, and they are ready to your hand?
20229And what wor you talking about me and your boat for?
20229And what''s your name besides Barny?
20229And when the north is fornenst you, as you say, is the east on your right or your left hand?
20229And where do you think I_ am_ going?
20229And where''ud the hooker be all the time?
20229And who ax''d you to consayve anything about it?
20229And who made you so bowld with my name?
20229And why did he take you up in the tower, pray? 20229 And you know the points of the compass,--you have a compass, I suppose?"
20229Are they going to fight?
20229Are you in arnest that it is in fun you wer?
20229Are you sure you remember my directions?
20229Arrah sure, captain, an''do n''t you know that sometimes vessels is bound to sail under_ saycret ordhers_?
20229Arrah, sure, sir, what would the woman that owns me do while I was away? 20229 At what hour did you see him?"
20229But are you going to produce evidence?
20229But there is no hill, Paddy; do n''t you know that water is always level?
20229But what brought you so far out to sea?
20229But what does that matter?
20229But where can Uncle John and his friend be? 20229 But where?"
20229But you do n''t know your course back?
20229But you''re sure now, Barny, that you''re up to the coorse you have to run?
20229Ca n''t you steer?
20229Could not Miss Corinna sing it from memory?
20229Dearest Sister Anne, do n''t you see any one coming?
20229Do n''t mind praying for me till you get home, Barny; but answer me, how are you to steer when you shall leave me?
20229Do you always laugh a mile from the Box Tunnel?
20229Do you call it doin''no good to go fasther nor ships iver wint before?
20229Do you judge by superficial misure or by the liquid contents?
20229Do you mane for to say there is a bell in it at all at all?
20229Do you mean to say that he did not_ kill_ them, then?
20229Do you see anybody coming, Sister Anne?
20229Et, tu, sacrilege nebulo,says the Pope,"quomodo audacitatem habeas, me Dei in terris vicarium, lathronem conwiciari?"
20229Evidence? 20229 Fingal,--where''s Fingal?"
20229Fingal,--where''s that?
20229Gently, gently, my friend,replied Johnny;"there is the money: and it''s really after twelve o''clock, thou says?"
20229Had,said the ensign,"he black whiskers and a red coat?"
20229How do you know them? 20229 How do you make out that, Paddy?"
20229How durst you call me a swaddler, sir?
20229How should I frighten you?
20229I believe, Pat,''twas when you were crossing the Atlantic?
20229I wo n''t tell you that,--but do you tell me what ports you know best?
20229If so, what is he doing there, or why does he appear at all, till we know whether the cause is to be defended?
20229In the name ov God,says the Pope, very solemniously,"what_ is_ the maning ov all this at all at all?"
20229Is he hurt?
20229Is it back? 20229 Is it dhrink?"
20229Is it like hay, your honor?
20229Is it me?
20229Is it round in airnest, Captain dear? 20229 Is it the Cove o''Cork?"
20229Is it the darlint boat? 20229 Is the captain unwell?"
20229Is there anything,exclaimed the unhappy and perplexed Fatima,"that he would have me do?
20229Is this a witness?
20229It really_ is_ past twelve, thou says?
20229May the divil sweep you,said Barny,"and will nothin''else sarve you than comin''forninst me that away?
20229Musha, bad luck to you, knowledge, but you''re a quare thing!--and where is it Bingal, bad cess to it, would be at all at all?
20229My adversary says, black is not another color, that is white? 20229 No; I was only goin''to ax you what coorse you wor goin''to steer?"
20229Not exactly, Paddy; what puts hay in your head?
20229O, be aisy; why how could they do that?
20229O, that is where they make the_ tay_, is n''t it, sir?
20229O, thin he does, and for that rayson who has a right to know more about it?
20229O, thin, indeed, and that''s thrue,said Jemmy and Peter,"and whin will we come to the short turn?"
20229Och, thin, millia murther, weirasthru, how''ll I iver get there at all at all?
20229Perhaps you had given him the key?
20229Quid tibi incommodi?
20229Some of us!--How do you mean?
20229Something he said that almost killed you with laughing? 20229 Sure, an''ar''n''t you from Amerikay?"
20229Sure, and amn''t I thrying all I can?
20229Terry O''Sullivan,--who is he, pray?
20229That is much the same thing; will you be advised by me?
20229That''s the explanation sure enough,says his Holiness;"and now what div you say to my being a common imposther?"
20229That''s, I suppose, what we call Chaynee, sir?
20229Then what''s your objection, as to the time?
20229Then, you do n''t know your course, it appears?
20229Thou says it really_ is_ past twelve, friend?
20229Thrue for you, indeed, your honor,said Barny, in his most insinuating tone;"but whin will you be at the ind o''your voyage, Captain jewel?"
20229To the divil wid Terry O''Sullivan,said Barny;"how does he know what''s an iligant place?
20229Tu senex lathro,says he,"quomodo audes me mendacem prà ¦ dicare?"
20229W-- w-- was it a_ bl-- ue beard_?
20229Was n''t your honor discoorsin''me about the points o''the compasses?
20229Well, Barny,said Jemmy,"what was the captain sayin''to you at the time you wor wid him?"
20229Well, I say, what ports do you know best?
20229Well, an''where''s the wondher o''that? 20229 Well, and what was he the betther o''having more prate than a Scotchman?"
20229Well, how is it done then?
20229Well, there''s no use in talkin''aboot it now, anyhow; but when do you expec''to be there?
20229Well, very well; then, for the next twenty- four hours I can go through again without paying?
20229Well, what about the pig?
20229Well, what does this prove,said Sister Anne,"but that somebody moved the coffin, and broke the cane?"
20229Well, what if I have?
20229Well, what matther?
20229Well,replied Lizzy;"sure, is n''t that extraordinary?
20229What are scalpeens?
20229What brings you here?
20229What can this larned quadhruped o''yours do?
20229What do you mane?
20229What else would you have me to do?
20229What for?
20229What for?
20229What have you eatable?
20229What have you to say?
20229What is the difference between Lord Eldon and Sir Thomas Grouts?
20229What is the matter, dear?
20229What makes you call the blessed quart an irrational quantity?
20229What news of the ghost, my dearest Miss Shacabac?
20229What port are you a pilot of?
20229What sort o''tobaccay is it that''s in it?
20229What the plague are you talking about?
20229What voice?
20229What''s that?
20229What''s that?
20229What''s that?
20229What''s that?
20229What''s the raison you''re runnin''a nor- aist coorse now, an''we never hear''d iv it afore at all, till afther you quitted the big ship?
20229What, sir?
20229Where are you bound to?
20229Where do you come from?
20229Where?
20229Which one do you prefir?
20229Who is that who interrupts the service? 20229 Who is that?"
20229Who says I''m afeared?
20229Who towld you that, my Watherford Wondher?
20229Who''s the hare now, your Holiness? 20229 Why do you call me from the tomb?"
20229Why then do you object to tell?
20229Why then, ai n''t you ashamed o''yourself an''not to know where Fingal is?
20229Why thin now do you think me sich a born nathral as to give in to that? 20229 Why, Master Darbyshire,"said the dry old miller,"how is this?
20229Why, did two people niver thravel the same road before?
20229Why, do you want me to go along wid you, Barny?
20229Why, sir, did you never hear a pig can see the wind?
20229Why, thin,said Barny,"is n''t it to Fingal?"
20229Why, what an ignoramus you must be, not to know what a compass is, and you at sea all your life? 20229 Why, what''s your objection?"
20229Will you pay me or not?
20229Will you see your first husband or your second husband?
20229Will your Holiness take a blast ov the pipe?
20229Would you have me doubt the evidence ov my sinses?
20229Would you like to thry?
20229Yes, I know; but what about it?
20229Yes; and what then?
20229You do n''t b''lieve me, do n''t you?
20229You have got your flute, Frederick?
20229You know Cove, then?
20229Your name, is it?
20229''What dost mean, Lizzy?''
20229''You did n''t?''
20229Ah, lave me alone always, Jimmy; did you iver know me wrong yet?"
20229An''did n''t you hear o''the war?
20229An''where''s the head like o''you?
20229And are n''t I ready to go down on my two knees this blessed minit and beg your apostolical pardon for every word that I said to your displasement?"
20229And did not he once give a most notable piece of advice to a_ rich_ Friend who was a shocking sleeper?
20229And my curse light on you, Terry O''Sullivan, why did I iver come across you, you onlooky vagabone, to put sich thoughts in my head?
20229And now the question came, What could the ghost want by appearing?
20229And so it''s_ Bingal_, and not_ Fingal_, you''re goin''to, Captain?"
20229And then the drains were all stopped; the land was drowning, was starving to death; and where were the hedges all gone to?
20229And then where had the man flung the seed to?
20229And where is Master Charles?
20229And why did you send me in such a hurry to the leads?
20229Answer me that, you ould swaddler?"
20229Apropos of contributions--"Uncle, have you brought your spoons?"
20229As he was about to throw it over the hedge, Miss Snubbleston, seized with an unusual fit of generosity, called out to him,--"What_ are_ you doing?
20229At length she came to herself with a dreadful groan,--flashed open her eyes wide on me, and cried,''Didst see him?
20229Augh?
20229Bad cess to you, do you think I''ve nothin''to do but plaze you?"
20229Bad luck to you, do you understand your own language?--_Parly voo frongsay_?''
20229But what are the medicaments of the apothecary in a case where the grave gives up its dead?
20229But where was her carriage?
20229Can any of these chaps i''th''wigs say as much?
20229Could n''t he go to Fingal himself?
20229Could she witness such attachment and not be touched by it?
20229D-- n your stupid head, ca n''t you tell what brings you here?"
20229Did not I enjoin you, did you not solemnly promise me, that nobody should cross the mare''s back?"
20229Didst save him?
20229Do n''t I know a bum- baily when I see him?
20229Do you even know the cardinal points?"
20229Do you know the four points of the wind?"
20229Do you sit without parson or clerk, and expect to learn religion by looking at your shoe- toes?
20229Dolignan at last found himself injured;"who was this man?
20229Doth not the scorching sun nip the rose- bud as well as the bitter wind?
20229During all this time, Bagshaw-- but who would attempt to describe anguish indescribable?
20229Eh, Spring, is n''t that thrue?"
20229Evidence?
20229George, you will never forgive me?"
20229Had he not received and travelled with ministers when they came on religious visits into these parts?
20229Had n''t he attended first- day, week- day, preparative, monthly, quarterly, and sometimes yearly meetings too, all his life?
20229Had not Mr. Bluebeard settled every shilling upon her?
20229Had not he regularly and handsomely subscribed to the monthly, and the national, and the Ackworth School Stocks?
20229Have n''t I seen him and heard him, too, already?
20229How came we to forget him?
20229How could she bear to look on them after what had occurred?
20229How dare you report the monstrous calumnies regarding the best of men?
20229How do you know the points?"
20229How-- how should these distracting circumstances be brought to an end?
20229I know this case better than any other man can, and for why?
20229I say, let go your jib and foresheet,--what are you about, you lubbers?"
20229I suppose you have provisions on board?"
20229I''ve axed thy pardon, have n''t I?
20229If I wint wid you, whin would I be home again?"
20229If any one were to leave you or me a fortune, my dear friend, would we be too anxious to rake up the how and the why?
20229If they drank their wine out of black bottles or crystal, what did it matter to her?
20229Instead of dining at Hampstead, as we did last year, shall we go to Greenwich, or to Putney, and eat little fishes?"
20229Is n''t it written in a book?
20229Is not this navigation made easy?
20229It is well to say''now, now, now,''and to show himself; but what is it that makes my blessed husband so uneasy in his grave?"
20229It''s to Ireland you''re goin''?"
20229Mr. Charles,"said Bagshaw,"where is your father?"
20229Now who''s right?
20229Now, sir, will you reduce the place to a mathematical certainty, and be one of the party?"
20229O murther, what''ud we ha''done if we wor there at all at all?"
20229O, the divil sweep you for navigation, why did I meddle or make wid you at all at all?
20229One of his fellow- boatmen, at last, said to him,"Why thin, Barny O''Reirdon, what the divil is come over you, at all at all?
20229Richards?"
20229Sam?
20229So, not to be outdone altogether, he says to his Riv''rence,"you''re a man that''s fond of the brute crayation, I hear, Misther Maguire?"
20229Sure, and is n''t it a proud day for Ireland, this blessed feast ov the chair ov Saint Pether?
20229Sure, ar''n''t they belongin''to the pope?"
20229Tare alive, says I, what war?
20229The plain- dealing reader would say,"Could n''t he ask?"
20229There was nothing else to be done; so where is Miss Snubbleston''s basket?
20229Thou did n''t let him drown?''
20229Was George Fox one, did they think; or William Penn, or Robert Barclay, indeed?
20229Was it_ his_ fault that the doctors could not cure their maladies?
20229Was n''t that stout in the blessed man?
20229Was not he born in the Society, brought up in it?
20229Was not that an evidence of a religious tact and practice?
20229What art mumbling at there, man?
20229What did she care for jokes about the major, or scandal concerning the Scotch surgeon of the regiment?
20229What do you know iv navigation?
20229What does the chap mean?
20229What was it?"
20229What was the matter?
20229What was to be done?
20229What was to be done?
20229What''s the maynin''of your loitherin''about here, and the boat ready and a lovely fine breeze aff o''the land?"
20229What''s the use sitting here where one can hear nothing but a buzzing like a bee in a blossom?"
20229What?
20229What?''
20229When I inquired after the mare,--you can guess-- when was a broken leg of a horse successfully set again?
20229Where is he?
20229Where is he?''
20229Where is your honor goin''?"
20229Where''s my dear Sam?
20229Who was it that drank three bottles at a sitting?
20229Why, dearest, then you brought that action against me?"
20229Why, thin, blur- an- agers, do you think it''s follyin''yiz I am?"
20229Would n''t you, now?
20229You ask me how are steamboats propagated?
20229You could see it as plainly as possible written on their faces,--"Who have we got here?
20229You do n''t conthravene that?
20229You remember, Pat( turning to the man, evidently pleased at the notice thus paid to himself),--you remember that queer adventure you had in France?"
20229You''re sure you know the four points of the wind?"
20229_ Did_ you give him a pincushion, sister?
20229_ Dolignan._ What is the matter?
20229_ Dolignan._ You know my name?
20229_ Friend._ What is the matter?
20229_ Hurroo_, my darlings!--didn''t I tell you it''ud never do?
20229_ The-- very-- man!_ You know Jack Richards?"
20229_ did_ you give him a locket with your hair?"
20229_ who''s somebody?_"said the beadle, staring round about him.
20229an''how will I iver get back?"
20229and bad cess to you both,"said O''Reirdon,"what the dickens are yiz goin''to fight about now, and sich good liquor before yiz?
20229and is it a whit less probable than the first part of the tale?
20229and what o''that?
20229and what right had he to go on so?
20229and who knows but it''s all dead they''d be afore I got back?
20229and why did he sharpen his long knife, and roar out to you to COME DOWN?"
20229and why was it that Dolly Coddlins left the town so suddenly?"
20229bad luck to it for a_ Bin_gal, it''s the sore_ Bin_gal to me), is it so far off as you say?"
20229but where''s the beefstake?''
20229ca n''t he be with us on the 24th?"
20229can anything be more convincing than that?
20229exclaims Sir John, in feigned surprise,"was Pat ever in France?"
20229had they picked the windiest day of all the year to scatter his corn on the air in?
20229how''ll we ever get back?"
20229in other words, how is such an infinite and immovable body inveigled along its course?
20229rejoined Barny;"what the dickens do you know about sayfarin''farther nor fishin''for sprats in a bowl wid your grandmother?"
20229said Barny,"what''ll I do now, at all at all?"
20229said Mr. Richards,"do you perceive it?
20229said his two companions at once, in much surprise;"is it clothes upon cannons?"
20229said the first;"Who dares disturb my grave?"
20229says I,''that all the world calls so p''lite?
20229says I,--''_Parly voo frongsay_?"
20229says his Riv''rence,"and how do you know whether what you thought was thundher, was thundher at all?
20229says his Riv''rence;"why what would your Holiness be at, at all?
20229says the Pope,"what''s this at all?"
20229says the Pope;"that is,"says he,"which figure of spache do you find most usefullest when you''re hard set?"
20229says the Pope;"would you have me doubt the testimony of my eyes and ears?"
20229thin, Captain dear, and how is it at all at all, that you make your way over the wide says intirely to them furrin parts?"
20229were not his father, and his grandfather, and his great- grandfather before him all Quakers?
20229what can it be?
20229what_ can_ it be?"
20229wherefore am I called from my grave?"
20229who had a mare that ran for the plate?
20229why should I be afraid of seeing my Bluebeard again?"
20229why?''
20229would n''t you?"
20229would you force me to choose, when I am so obedient as to choose that you should have the choice entirely your own way?
43101''About how large?'' 43101 ''Do you have to wear that when you are seeking religion?''
43101''How many times have you been baptized in the course of life?'' 43101 ''How wad a noice bit av Spring lamb soot?''
43101''What are you seeking?'' 43101 ''What on earth is the matter, Tilly?''
43101''Where''s your money?'' 43101 Ah, how do you know?"
43101All well down there?
43101And you are not to blame?
43101And you ca n''t come?
43101And you wanted to come to a place where your vote counted?
43101Any middle name?
43101Are you married or single?
43101Array, honey, an''is n''t it to my poor mother, who is very deaf, that I''m writing a loud letther?
43101At wat time, massa?
43101Av Oi''ll let''em wha- at?
43101But he-- he----"But what of it? 43101 But how are we going to get in when we come back?"
43101But if people ca n''t come and do n''t come, what are you going to do?
43101But suppose the Mugwumps should develop power some day and carry things?
43101But sure''n ye have n''t no twinty- noine thousand dollars to give thim, me frind?
43101But what have I done?
43101But,said the other,"is n''t it a question not of faith, but of works?"
43101Ca n''t I stand in here out of the rain?
43101Charlotte, my dear, how is it I find you weeping? 43101 Could n''t introduce a fellow, eh?"
43101Dare you swear that the meat you ate that day was n''t coon or bear meat?
43101Did I not tell you,said the maternal parent, in a somewhat angry tone,"not to touch them?"
43101Did I ten''to hit''i m?
43101Did Reading go up?
43101Did n''t he tell you to move on?
43101Did n''t lose it going down, did you?
43101Did you catch one of the good fishes, Herr Yager?
43101Did you intend to hit this man when you shot at him?
43101Did you, Mrs. Bowser? 43101 Do n''t you believe your vote was counted?"
43101Do you ever want to sleep, Major, when you ca n''t?
43101Do you know all the women in Chicago?
43101Do you know my name?
43101Do you mean to say you will do the whitewashing?
43101Do you take the number of every street car you ride in?
43101Do you? 43101 Do you?
43101Does it make any difference if it ai n''t right?
43101Even if it takes you all day?
43101Fresh pork?
43101Gone to his_ bier_, eh?
43101Got what?
43101Hain''t he shiftless and onery?
43101Half- pass tree o''clock?
43101Has thee any objections that I should call thee by that name?
43101Has, eh? 43101 Have you an occupation?"
43101Have you ever tried, Lawrence, to estimate the height of my father''s regard for you?
43101Have you gone and got some more hens or bought another horse?
43101He said the Park Commishioners be blowed, an''he cood do good enough wurruk fer them on roast bafe, an''wad Oi git roast bafe the nixt toime? 43101 How did you know my name was Jack?"
43101How is that?
43101How is that?
43101How long since you had any fresh pork at your house?
43101How then,said the interrogator, evidently surprised and disconcerted,"does thee manage to live?"
43101How''s that?
43101How?
43101Hush; do n''t I know low- down blackguard talk when I hears it? 43101 I say, Pat, what are you writing there in such a large hand?"
43101I will, eh? 43101 I''ll be glad to, of course, but----""But what?"
43101Indeed, and how is that?
43101Is it to- night you have that party?
43101Is kissing on the lips no longer fashionable?
43101Is that so, now?
43101Is that why you suspected him?
43101Is this Bowser''s?
43101Is this one of the pastoral scenes you referred to?
43101Jack,said a commercial traveller to a country joskin,"which is the way to Harlingford?"
43101Jim, why is it that a musician''s strains are always heard so much less distinctly when he plays alone, than when in a band?
43101John, what is the past of see?
43101Johnnie, my boy, would n''t you have liked to have been George Washington?
43101Judge,said the witness, turning imploringly to the dignitary of the Bench,"must I answer that question?"
43101Kitty, where''s the frying- pan?
43101Ma,said a juvenile grammarian, when she returned from school;"ma, may n''t I take some of the currant- jelly on the sideboard?"
43101Make me cross? 43101 Martha, does thee love me?"
43101Martha, my dear,said a loving husband to his spouse, who was several years his junior,"what do you say to moving to the far West?"
43101Mr. Smith, you said you once officiated in a pulpit-- do you mean by that that you preached?
43101Mrs. Andrews,asked the lawyer when she was called,"do you remember when Jackson called about the quilt frames?"
43101Must be quite an expense, eh?
43101My good woman,said Howard,"will you kindly give me a drink of water?"
43101No floods or famine?
43101No small- pox or yellow fever?
43101No? 43101 Oh, you did, did you, Maria?
43101Old Mr. Skinner is a very charitable man, is n''t he?
43101Pa, where was Captain Anson born?
43101Pa,said a lad to his father,"I have often read of people poor but honest; why do n''t they sometimes say''rich but honest?''"
43101Pap, did you ever hear music from a rubber band?
43101Say, boss,said the darky,"how much you charge for dat stuff you put in dat mule?"
43101Say, old man, why continue this coldness any longer? 43101 Shall I write married or single?
43101Sign my name? 43101 Some mash of yours?"
43101Take what?
43101That is very nice of him; but surely you are not crying about that? 43101 That you, Bowser?"
43101They have, eh? 43101 Tom, did you ever see this hog in question?"
43101War ye uver in Parish, Oi dunno?
43101Well, Herr Schulze, what are you going to do with your boy?
43101Well, how do you know he is dead? 43101 Well, then, ma, may n''t I take some of the ice- cream?"
43101Well, what ails your town this year?
43101Well, what are you grinning at?
43101Well, what do you do?
43101Well, what is the trouble?
43101Well, what was it?
43101Well, what''s the matter with Noah?
43101Well, why do n''t you hasten to her?
43101Well,says he,"if I find my wife up, I''ll kick her-- what business has she to sit up, wasting fire and light, eh?
43101Well?
43101Went where he pleased, did n''t he?
43101Were you confused?
43101Were you cooking meat?
43101Were you ever engaged in a train robbery?
43101Whar-- whar-- what, sah? 43101 What about those bristles and hoofs he says he saw?"
43101What are you trying to do?
43101What are your prospects in life, Julius?
43101What can I do for you?
43101What did you say when he told you to move on?
43101What do I do? 43101 What do I mean?
43101What do you mean?
43101What fellow?
43101What for?
43101What has he been doing?
43101What have you done? 43101 What is it, Laura?"
43101What is it?
43101What is your age, please?
43101What makes you think so?
43101What meat did Miner eat there that day?
43101What of it? 43101 What to do?"
43101What were you doing?
43101What will you do?
43101What''s that?
43101What''s the matter?
43101What''s the matter?
43101What_ ales_ the one you have, Dick?
43101When was that?
43101Where for?
43101Where was John L. Sullivan born?
43101Where''s the old man?
43101Where''s your ticket?
43101Where?
43101Where?
43101Which one, Julius?
43101Whin the ould mon had gone out to wurruk, Oi tuk a luck at the chunk av mate that was left, an''phat do you tink Oi saw? 43101 Who else?"
43101Who else?
43101Who hired you?
43101Why do you suspect him of stealing the hog?
43101Why not?
43101Why, Seth,answered she,"we are commanded to love one another, are we not?"
43101Why, sir?
43101Why, then, do n''t you go and wash yourself?
43101Will you pass me the butter, please?
43101Would you know Why tear drops from my eyes now fall? 43101 Yes, sah, but whut bizness was it o''his''n?
43101Yes, you reckon, but do you know it was?
43101You ca n''t?
43101You declare that on your oath, do you?
43101You do n''t care for the office, then?
43101You know Gregg? 43101 You left it on the street car when you come up?"
43101You wo n''t have me?
43101You would n''t want to marry us if we were n''t, would you, gaby?
43101You''ll have our photographs taken after we all get seated in that rig, wo n''t you?
43101''An''fwhat''ll we put ye down for, ma''am?''
43101''Fwhat did the McGuffin''s beyant give ye?''
43101''Fwhat''ll ye shushcroibe to the Wurruld''s Fair this foine mawrnin'', ma''am?''
43101''Tilly,''I said,''do you have to go through that performance every time you get religion?''
43101--"Another pound?"
43101--_Albany Argus._[ Illustration] ANCIENT MARINER-- Holy smoke, where''s that young feller gone to?
43101--_Denver News._ Undertakers are gravely opposed to cremation.--_Boston Gazette._ Are they in urn est?
43101--_Denver News._[ Illustration] CHOLLY-- I say, Fweddie, what makes J. Wilkes Brutus take such long stweps?
43101--_Harvard Lampoon._ A burning question among the Rochester newspapers is:"Have bicycles an earnest purpose?"
43101--_Kansas City Journal._[ Illustration] CHOLLY-- Aw, Fweddie, did you see her smile at me?
43101--_Light._[ Illustration] SOFTLEIGH-- What is the matter with your nose?
43101--_Washington Post._"Kin a Quack Move?"
43101A German boy entered, removed his hat, and asked:"Is Mr. Vepsider in?"
43101About three o''clock the next afternoon a friend of the gambler dropped in on the Chinaman and said:"Hip, where is George to- day?"
43101After the day''s work was over the young man said to the foreman:"You do n''t mind my having fits?"
43101After the man had gone, Mr. Bowser came into the house and asked:"Did you hire a colored man?"
43101Ai n''t it enough to have to drink the stuff?
43101Ai n''t this necessity?
43101And if I find her in bed, I''ll kick her-- what business has she to go to bed before I get home?"
43101And why?"
43101And, as I said, if you think----""Residence?"
43101Ar''yer ears wide open, Tom?"
43101Architectural Upholsterer-- And how do you think of having the library furnished, Mr. Gasbuhm?
43101Are n''t you ashamed of yourself, fighting this way in the street?"
43101Are n''t you?
43101Are you a kinsman of the prisoner?
43101Are you getting ready for the insane asylum?
43101BROMLEY-- Why, Digsby, what''s the matter?
43101Bliffers-- What''s wrong to- day, Bluffers?
43101Bostone-- How long do you suppose these gold mines out here will continue profitable, Mr. Boomer?
43101Bowser?"
43101Bowser?"
43101Can it be that I made the gown out of the bonnet trimming and trimmed the bonnet with the dress pattern?
43101Can you swear that that hog is n''t home this very minute?"
43101Careful Papa-- But which loves Clara most-- Brown, Jones or Smith?
43101Coaxed, bribed and bulldozed me into giving a progressive euchre party, and where''s the party?
43101Could n''t we have heard pwetty nearly as well without it?
43101DOCTOR-- Now, gentlemen, how do you feel, one at a time, please?
43101Dew I say"I ring yer,""I rang yer,"or"I rung yer?"
43101Did I say thirty- five?
43101Did any one vote besides you?
43101Did you ever see a negro who would n''t say anything to fit the occasion?"
43101Did you use all the goods?
43101Dilly moved the bowl of her spoon back and forth over the supposed crack, and then exclaimed, triumphantly:"Kin a quack move?"
43101Do I look married?
43101Do all actahs walk that way?
43101Do n''t you believe me?
43101Do you hear?"
43101Do you imagine that all other people are like you?
43101Do you suppose a man who has trotted around Boston for five years is going to lose his way in the Adirondacks?
43101Enthusiastic Friend-- Ah, how d''do, Charlie?
43101FWEDDIE-- Smiled, did she?
43101Ferguson-- So our cook is going, is she?
43101First Cadet-- Did you ever smell powder?
43101Flynn?''
43101Freddie-- Papa, what does"filly"mean?
43101Freddie-- Well, then, what do they call a young cow, papa?
43101Fwhere''s yer h''art, woman?
43101G. C.--Matter?
43101Genevieve-- Whose are you after, pa''s?
43101Going to New York to do a little shopping?
43101Grocer''s wife( anxiously)--Oh, Jim, are you hurt?
43101Grocer( savagely, but with dignity)--Go away, woman; what do you know about war?
43101HE-- Brute, eh?
43101Had a scourge of any kind?
43101Had she recognized him he would fain Have lifted his hat; But how could he do that And carry his cumbersome cane?
43101Had you provoked him?
43101Has he recognized anyone to- day?
43101Have ye no sinse, at all, at all, alanna?
43101Have you anything to say?
43101Have you bad news from your husband?"
43101He asked me''what was the State of my nativity?''"
43101He was accosted by his host as follows:"What is thy name, friend?
43101He-- Of course you know what a garter snake is?
43101He-- Then this is your final answer, Miss Jones?
43101Hotel Clerk-- Is there anything that I can do for you?
43101How can you think of borrowing money on those terms and from people of that stamp?
43101How far have you hunted for him?"
43101How long do you expect I am going to sit here with my mouth wide open?
43101How would an egg- intercepting screen at the front of the stage do?
43101How''s a feller to do any fishin''if he do n''t have bait?
43101However, you took the number of the car, I presume?"
43101I do n''t want you to call, and if you dare to send a police to see----""What is the place and number?"
43101I must have one before I go, It''s hard to hurt his feelings-- still, Can I say yes?
43101I wonder now will he propose?
43101I wonder now would she say yes?
43101In asking about her affliction Fannie said:"Did you enjoy much pain when you were ill?"
43101In selecting your wife were you governed by her chin?
43101In view of what has transpired what have you to say?"
43101Is it a lot of rubber figures that you blow up and then do they play music?"
43101Is it a promising one?"
43101It so happened that he came one morning before Mr. Bowser had left the house, and was greeted with:"Well, what''s up now?"
43101JAMES-- Hello, Gus, where have you been?
43101Johnny-- Necessity?
43101Judge Peters, a Philadelphian and a punster, having observed to another judge on the bench that one of the witnesses had a_ vegetable_ head,"How so?"
43101Kansas Tramp-- Mister, could you do a little something to assist a poor man?
43101Kind Lady( to tramp)--That coat you have on is pretty well worn out, is n''t it?
43101LE SAWFT-- Why, captain, what in the world is that flat boat for?
43101Lawyer-- For what reason?
43101Let me see, this is the 10th, is n''t it?
43101MISS BIRDIE-- Is this the place where you recover umbrellas?
43101MRS. GABB-- Shall I give him the opiates at once?
43101MRS. GABB-- What is the matter with my husband?
43101Magazine Editor-- Yes-- um-- haven''t we got a story of hers sent in four or five years ago?
43101Magistrate-- How is this, McDooly?
43101Magoogin?"
43101Magoogin?"
43101Magoogin?"
43101Magoogin?"
43101Maria-- What''s he got, Ephraim?
43101Matilda''s voice queried,"Is that you, dear?"
43101McGlaggerty?"
43101McGlaggerty?"
43101Ministerial Friend( on a visit)--I wonder what makes your mamma so happy to- day?
43101Miss Debut-- Do you know, Mr. Reimer, I dreamed last night that I was reading your poetry?
43101Mr. Bowser suddenly looked up from his paper the other evening and asked:"Why is it that we have n''t given a progressive euchre party this season?"
43101Mrs. Bowser, what did you come out here for?"
43101Mrs. Ferguson-- What do you mean by that?
43101Mrs. Prim-- It''s dreadful the way the men drink these days; is n''t it?
43101Mrs. Smith-- John, has Mrs. Thompson done anything to offend you?
43101Now, d''ye know fwhat the Montmorincy McGues ar''givin''out?
43101Of course I----""What did you say your occupation is?"
43101Oh why so sad, my lady fair?
43101Oi hoonted up the beautiful Dootchman, an''sez Oi:"''Have you enny noice mate this mornin'', Dootchy?''
43101Old Farmer( coming to the fence)--What did you say, mister?
43101Old Farmer( in a potato patch)--Speakin''to me?
43101Old Grinder( to seedy applicant for job)--I hope that no bad habits have brought you to this poverty?
43101Once he does enter; and one of the barbers venturing the inquiry,"Hair cut, sir?"
43101Page 33, added missing quote after"Well, what ails your town this year?"
43101Page 35, changed"mawrnin,''"to"mawrnin'',"Page 38, changed double quote to single quote after"Do you have to wear that when you are seeking religion?"
43101Papa-- How can you make that out?
43101Parson( to candidate for Sunday school)--Have you been christened, my boy?
43101Pat-- Imprison for life, d''ye say?
43101Policeman( to street musician)--Have you a permit to play on the streets?
43101RETIRED POLITICIAN( to Society Artist)--Now you are sure you can make a good likeness of me?
43101SUSIE-- Why do n''t you get married, Kittie?
43101School Teacher( to boy at head of class, the lesson being philosophy)--How many kinds of force are there?
43101Second Cadet-- Yes?
43101Stranger-- Did a pedestrian pass this way a few minutes ago?
43101Suppose I am a cooper, what you call, and I make de big tub to hold wine?
43101Suppose I make de round wheel of de coach?
43101Terrified Tenderfoot-- Why, I-- I-- what have I written?
43101The Don said:"Are you stronger?"
43101The countryman went out on the platform and said to the conductor:"Do you know where I want to get off?"
43101The fellows who discuss"Is Marriage a Failure?"
43101The witness who had sworn to eating pork at Andrews''table was asked:"Can you tell pork from a two- year- old hog from pig meat?"
43101Then as he pressed her closer He lisped:"Why dost thou sigh?"
43101Then he suddenly turned on me with:"Mrs. Bowser, what possible excuse can you urge in extenuation of your conduct?"
43101Then why repine, sweet maid?
43101To vote?
43101Uncle-- Bobby, do n''t you hear your mother calling you?
43101W''y doan I go wash merse''f?"
43101Was it for amusement, or was it to provide her with rabbit soup?
43101Weather Bureau Chief( to assistant)--Well, what''s the forecast for Pennsylvania?
43101Were you ever a train robber?"
43101What de flood do for him?
43101What do you say?"
43101What do you wish to sing?
43101What does a woman''s calculation amount to?"
43101What have you got it?"
43101What is it?
43101What is your name?"
43101What joy is there that is not thine?
43101What lacks thy lot to make it sweet?
43101What makes that heart in sorrow beat And gives of happiness no sign?
43101What on earth ails you, Mrs. Bowser?
43101What pales thy cheek and dims thy eye?
43101What was it?"
43101What would I blame you about?
43101What''s the game?
43101What''s the ideah of having a howid big flap on a fellah''s ear?
43101What''s the matter?
43101What''s your opinion about marriage being a failure?"
43101When the opposing counsel got hold of the plaintiff he asked:"Was this hog ranging the country?"
43101Which of us applies for a divorce?"
43101While there might be no question that Major Jones went out to hunt rabbits while his wife was dying, what was his object?
43101Who is she?
43101Who''s coming?
43101Why am I a woman suffragist?
43101Why are very young sailors like condiments?
43101Why did you ask?"
43101Why do n''t you go down to the river and take a bath and try to earn a living?
43101Why do n''t you say your prayers at night?"
43101Why do you object to it?"
43101Why?"
43101Wife( sobbing)--You do n''t suppose I can get a bonnet for ten dollars, do you?
43101Wife-- Why do you think so?
43101You blamed idiot, what would any man with a brain do?
43101You have him arrested?"
43101You see the point now, do n''t you?"
43101You should Be overjoyed to hear the news; You soon will we d a husband good, How can you, then, this grief excuse?
43101Young fellow, I suppose?"
43101[ Illustration:"Wondah ef dat bi- spi''s got dun countin''yet?"]
43101asked the culprit,"ai n''t the whole thing going to end in a choke?"
43101but doest not thee regard me with that feeling that the world calls_ love_?"
43101going into the Adirondacks without a guide?
43101in"do you mean by that that you preached?"
43101replied Jack;"what is it?"
43101run?
43101said the fellow,"what do you mean?
43101said the officer, putting up his billy--"Where are you going?"
43101she almost screamed,"what are you doing?
43101to?
43101what are you sending to the exhibition this year?
43101what have you done?"
43101what was that?
43101why art thou thus?"
43101your wife?"
20375A show? 20375 About how much do you reckon it will cost you all to go to the ball in a first class livery turn out?"
20375And wife, when I asked him how, what do you think he said? 20375 Are you ashamed of your calling?"
20375But John,and the Captain looked serious,"who sent Alfred and Charley out on a foraging expedition last night with your old mare and wagon?"
20375Chickens killed?
20375Could she play the music as usual if they went on with the exhibition?
20375Did he get it on the hill?
20375Did he pull you out?
20375Did n''t you tell me yesterday my fingers were all thumbs? 20375 Do n''t we go to Winchester?"
20375Do they run out at nite much, Node an''Alfurd?
20375Do you know him?
20375Do you remember a boy that was raised in Brownsville, worked in Snowden''s Machine Shop? 20375 Doctor, I think that liniment had something to do with my trouble, do n''t you?
20375Does that hurt? 20375 Does that hurt?"
20375Does that hurt?
20375Dried apples? 20375 Eh, huh, eh, huh,"nodded the tanner,"what did you do with the carcass?"
20375Eight o''clock what? 20375 Father, has Palmer tried to get nine hundred dollars out of you?
20375Good luck, huh? 20375 Good mornin''Mrs. Beckley, how''s all?"
20375Good,answered the man,"would you like to try her?"
20375Has he a show?
20375Have you had any fights before?
20375Hello, Lin? 20375 Hello, Lin?"
20375How are you? 20375 How did it come that Eli paid for services in advance?
20375How do you manage the members of your company?
20375How great a matter a little fire kindleth,quoted Palmer as he pleadingly asked:"Say, kid, how much are you going to hang me up for?"
20375How many do you wish?
20375How much uv dis panorama I own?
20375How much you got?
20375How was it?
20375Know him? 20375 Liniment?
20375Liniment?
20375Muz, Muz, what''s the matter with me-- how long have I been sick-- d- do you th- i- n- k I''m goin''to die?
20375No,answered the wife in open- mouthed wonder,"have you heard they were goun''off tu fight Injuns?"
20375Not fifty dollars in the house, huh? 20375 Now, Uncle Madison, what''s your cure for the political and social upheavals?"
20375Oh, I''m all right,Alfred assured him,"we''ll do it all right tomorrow, wo n''t we Bindley?"
20375Oh, Jake, what''s the matter with you? 20375 Oh, as a politician?"
20375Phwat are they pinched fur?
20375Phwat wud yez like to eat?
20375Ready?
20375So you''ve been borrowing money to get into the show business?
20375Then what ye palaverin''''bout, ye''ve done all right?
20375Then why did you go with him?
20375Then you did not borrow the money from Thornton?
20375Then you will not sign the paper?
20375Then, Alfred, you are against temperance?
20375They have plagued me until I could n''t have a minute''s peace of mind, and then they hit me with a rotten tomattus as big as a gourd, why--?
20375They''re from out of town, are they?
20375To whom will you dedicate your book?
20375Uncle Madison, do you believe in the majority rule?
20375Vell, I toldt heem I vus ashamed mit myself, end he sedt:''Oh, hell yu kann standt und look myzerbul, kan''t yu?''
20375Vhy don''dt yu try it ef yu tink it ees so tam easy?
20375Vot I tid? 20375 Vot I tid?"
20375Vot I tid?
20375Vot you tid?
20375Walk on the sidewalk,shouted the old soldier,"Walk on the sidewalk?
20375Was that you in the haymow?
20375Well, Alfred, what do you think of Sam Jones, and Billy Sunday?
20375Well, for Heaven''s sake, you have n''t bought a farm like that, have you? 20375 Well, let me see, ten dollars a week will be about right, wo n''t it Charley?"
20375Well, then, father, you have changed your mind as to shows?
20375Well, what do you purpose doing with this money Mr. Eli left here for you?
20375Well, what is the trouble?
20375Well, what is your remedy for the evil, Alfred?
20375Well, where do you think of going?
20375Well, who on earth ever did play fair with the public? 20375 Well, you take it back to Hurd an''ax him what he takes me fur, a damned jeweler?"
20375Were you there this afternoon?
20375What amount of money do you require?
20375What charges will you prefer against them; you stated you had never had trouble with them before?
20375What did he say?
20375What did you say his name was?
20375What do you say about keeping him?
20375What do you think I am?
20375What in the world he s thet consarned boy got intu his punkin''agin? 20375 What kind of liniment did you apply to Alfred''s bruises?"
20375What the devil do you mean by strapping me in this thing and running all over town to find a pole to push me up in the air? 20375 What the hell do I care whether he sticks or not?
20375What the hell have I got to do with selling tickets? 20375 What''s happened now?"
20375What''s the matter, what''s up? 20375 What''s the matter?
20375What''s the trouble now?
20375When will you have time to attend to matters of that kind? 20375 When will you pay him?"
20375Where are Mrs. Palmer and Gideon?
20375Where are they?
20375Where did you get the liniment; did you bring it with you?
20375Where is your brother and his wife?
20375Where''s Bindley?
20375Where''s Jake and the team going?
20375Where''s your clothes?
20375Where''s your gun?
20375Where''s your regular clothes?
20375Which Mr. Thornton? 20375 Who is this man Palmer whom you are so greatly taken up with?"
20375Who said I had? 20375 Who told you so?"
20375Who took them off you?
20375Who''s me?
20375Who''s there?
20375Why did n''t you answer when I called to you?
20375Why do n''t ye gin Redstone Skule- house another try? 20375 Why, Colonel, what has disturbed you so?"
20375Why, Uncle Tom, are n''t you satisfied with your calling?
20375Why, do n''t you count your board, as anything?
20375Why, what in thunder is to hinder them? 20375 Why, what the h-- ll tarnation do you mean?"
20375Why, what''s that to you? 20375 Why, when does it get daylight in Pittsburg?"
20375Will that see you through and put the show out?
20375Will you give it to me for him?
20375Yez belongs to some kind of a sacret society, do n''t yez?
20375You wo n''t come down, wo n''t you? 20375 You''re going to tell her what?"
20375Your satchel with all that money in it? 20375 ''What is my right place in the labor of this world? 20375 A mercantile business?
20375After a moment he nodded his head a half dozen times, very slowly as he framed the question:"What became of--?"
20375After a pause he continued:"Well, about this boy; what shall I say to him?
20375After one of their arguments, Palmer, as usual, lost his patience:"What sort of humans are you?
20375Air yu fixin''to fly the coop?
20375Alfred asked:"Did n''t you think he took a shot at Uncle Ned?"
20375Alfred began to get interested:"What''s the matter, Doc; have you found any bones broken?"
20375Alfred tried to look unconcerned as he asked the question:"Did I leave my satchel in your drug store last night?
20375Alfred was passing on when the gentleman said:"Al, do n''t you remember me?
20375Alfred''s first thought was, what will the folks at home say should he be thrown into jail?
20375Alfred''s laugh was cut short by a voice calling from below:"Who''s that?
20375Alfred, arriving at his private car-- the wife was a visitor-- the first question propounded was:"Where have you been to this hour of the night?
20375Are many of your people drunkards?"
20375Are you going to the store?"
20375Are you making any money?"
20375As he entered, the boss said:"Well, you want your money, do you, eh?"
20375As one prediction of Bill''s after another came to pass, she would say to Alfred:"There, see there?
20375As the man turned the book over in his hand he inquired:"Did you open it?"
20375At the first touch of the hide he looked into the farmer''s face, and in a careless tone, asked:"Been killing a beef?"
20375Beckley?"
20375Breaks?
20375Breaks?
20375Brown?"
20375But, are you satisfied with your life?
20375CHAPTER TEN If every man''s eternal care Were written on his brow, How many would our pity share Who raise our envy now?
20375Ca n''t I do other work right here at home if I quit this, I do n''t have to rove, do I?"
20375Ca n''t we talk it over?"
20375Ca n''t you walk on the sidewalk?"
20375Charles Duprez, of Duprez and Benedict, answered one of Alfred''s letters thusly: DEAR SIR: In answer to your letter-- do you double in brass?
20375Christian, owing to the burden he carries on his back, flounders about and is fast sinking when Help appears and asks:"What doest thou there?"
20375Colonel,"and she trembled as she spoke,"do you-- do-- you think-- Sam had money to pay for the hire of the carriage?"
20375Come on boy, tell me about you eh?"
20375Dick Durrant, the banjoist, taught Alfred the comedy of the familiar duet,"What''s the matter Pompey?"
20375Did I ever think I''d come to this?
20375Did either of these men ever offer you violence?"
20375Did ever a party of amateurs decide to assault the public that they did not use a minstrel performance as their weapon?
20375Did he ever say anything to you about his arm where I bit him?"
20375Did he get my letter?
20375Did he want you to buy a half interest in the show?"
20375Did n''t I tell you so, eh?"
20375Did n''t he push ye in the creek?"
20375Did n''t you regard him as your friend?"
20375Did n''t your crow- baits ever see a gas wagon before?"
20375Did they coax ye?
20375Did they offer to gin ye a job?"
20375Did this man Palmer borrow money from you?"
20375Did ye see them things with feathers on them they wus draggin''aroun''?
20375Did you borrow Uncle Tom''s?
20375Did you ever feel the loneliness, the forsakedness of this condition?
20375Did you ever hear of Workman''s Hotel in Brownsville?
20375Did you sleep; have you no pain?"
20375Do you ever remember one of them telling the dear common people that good government was essential to prosperity?
20375Do you hear?"
20375Do you not know where it is located?
20375Do you reckon he''s on to the capital prize fake?"
20375Do you remember he worked his way up?
20375Do you remember the North End before the depot was located there?
20375Do you remember the last speech he made at his old home?
20375Do you remember the trade of his father?"
20375Do you remember why?
20375Do you s''pose I want you to pole me like a raft?
20375Do you want to break it?
20375Does Uncle Ned feel hard towards me?
20375Does he?"
20375Does it hamper you in your affairs?"
20375Does that pain you?"
20375Does your mother favor it?
20375Ef I was to be ketched yar by a white man, what explanation could I make that would protect the honor of my family?"
20375Every man should ask himself:''What is my place?
20375Fifty dollars a month?
20375Finally Lin, turning to the mother, inquired:"What did ye think uf the blessin''?"
20375Finally he began:"Muz, do you think Pap would be mad if I was to go away while he is in Pittsburgh?"
20375For no man''s ever conquered Till he says:"I''ve got enough?"
20375Fur heavin''s sake, what kin I preach about?''
20375Gaskill inquired:"Well, how are you going to git home?"
20375Gideon seemed in doubt and fearful:"But how will you manage to get rid of him?"
20375Got a letter from Sis, did you?
20375Groping his way in the darkness Alfred kept calling in a muffled voice:"John, John, John, where are you?
20375Has n''t the old man talked to you about it?
20375Has that man who tried to boss me this morning been telling you anything about me?"
20375Has yer husband talked about Injuns tu yer lately?"
20375Have you any soreness in your joints or muscles?"
20375Have you any turpentine in the house he could have gotten at?"
20375Have you ever asked yourself:"I wonder if the sap in the sugar trees is stirring yet?
20375Have you ever lived in the country?
20375Have you ever visited in the country in springtime?
20375Have you ever worked in a sugar camp, such as there were in old Fayette County in those days?
20375Have you got your tickets?"
20375Have you handled them before?"
20375He cried mockingly:"Who, who art thou?
20375He exclaimed:"Where the h-- ll did you find it?
20375He forgot his surroundings; he felt no embarrassment that all stared at him, their looks seeming to say:"Well, how did you like it?
20375He heard several remarks not intended for his ears:"Who is dat ole white man''trudin''yar?
20375He seated himself at a desk as Alfred rose from his knees, from exploring a dark corner, and inquired in an unconcerned tone,"Find it?"
20375He was completely confused:"What do you mean?
20375Heh, Alfredt?"
20375Hell?
20375Here Alfred interrupted the parent:"Have you said anything to mother about this?
20375Here the Uniontown man, with a contemptuous snort, said:"I s''pose he just kept on slidin''till he froze to death?"
20375Hey?
20375His manner was as flambuoyant as ever:"Where is this mainstay of the only panorama on earth?
20375His wife scanned him, noting his skinned nose:"Eh, huh, Mr. Injun, I hope ye ai n''t skulped?"
20375Hit you pretty hard, did it not?"
20375Ho, ho, ho; chickens comes home to roost, do n''t they?"
20375How about yours?"
20375How dare you use such language in this house?"
20375How did Mr. Thornton know that I held your note?"
20375How did she know about Sammy Steele and his loan?
20375How did the"Plumed Knight''s"detractors in the"Rum- Romanism- and- Rebellion"campaign overlook the fact that the Blaines once bought and sold slaves?
20375How did you come to go to him?"
20375How did you get out of the trouble in Bealsville?
20375How do you expect me to put the show on?"
20375How do you feel?
20375How have you been?
20375How is Palmer doing?
20375How many boys have had their aspirations checked, their longings silenced, by loving but misguided parents and friends?
20375How many links do you drop?"
20375How many monkeys has they?"
20375How many of Hurd''s pills constitute a dose for a cow?"
20375How much did it cost you?"
20375How much did they get from you over there?"
20375How much do you want?"
20375How shall I decide it?
20375How shall I fill it that my life shall not be a failure?''
20375How shall I find it?
20375How shall I succeed in it?''
20375How then can I go back from this and not be hanged as a traitor?"
20375How was Alfred to know the Benedict who was to head the new show was not Lew Benedict?
20375How''s all?
20375How- dye?"
20375However, when he located him four hundred years back, the old professor said"Huh, four hundred years ago?
20375Huh, what in hell do you take me for, the tight- rope walker?"
20375I could scarcely go on with my speech:"If this be thy condition, why standest thou still?"
20375I cut in before he could get further:"Do you see yon shining light?
20375I did n''t give Jake any time, I just shouted at him:"Do you see yon wicket gate?"
20375I want to ask you: Did you ever know an honest saloonkeeper, an honest man who made or sold whisky?"
20375I wonder what you will think of next to squander your money on?"
20375If all the saloons could be closed-- Uncle Tom, have you given the subject, or this sin, or whatever you may term it, serious study?
20375If ever a Charlotte knew that I engaged in this business what would I say to him?
20375If he brings it you''ll keep it, wo n''t you Muz?
20375In answer to the doctor''s first question:"How do you feel this morning?"
20375Is he making money?
20375Is that paper he holds on me binding?
20375Is the sugar water dripping?"
20375Is there anything happened?"
20375Is there not a recollection of something you have worked and hoped for?
20375Is there not something that you dreamed of in youth, forgotten for years, that has come to you later on?
20375It''s me, Pap, do n''t you know me?"
20375Jake is supposed to be reading a book and asks:"What shall I do to be saved?"
20375Jake, in a tone of voice that would have convinced anyone more reasonable than Palmer, of his sorrow, inquired:"Vot I tid?"
20375Jake, in open- eyed surprise, repeated:"Breaks?
20375Leaning over the table, he sneered:"So you come in every night to hear the jokes that came over in Noah''s ark, do you?
20375Lin looked at Cousin Charley in a sort of pitying way as she asked:"How is hit thet all are agin Alfurd?
20375Lin looked surprised as she repeated,"Nite an''day?
20375Lin opened the door, she jerked her head toward the opening, as she said:"Now, say, does yer muther know yere''out?
20375Looking angrily at Alfred, she began:"Why did ye run?
20375Looking him full in the face he asked:"Did you have a hand in that affair last night?"
20375Looking him over she asked:"Who made''em?"
20375Morning or night?"
20375Now tell me, Alfred, who prompted you to take the linen out of the chest?"
20375Now what are you going to do to make the public what you consider it should be?"
20375Now you want to quit, eh?
20375Now, reader, will you not be a bit abashed to ask:"Where is Brownsville?"
20375Oh, what you tryin''to git through you?
20375One day Vance noticed the colored porter carrying a tub to the lady''s room:"Yer, yer, where yer goin''with thet tub?"
20375Others never ask the question of themselves:''What is my place?
20375P. S. Was the gun gone?
20375Palmer gave a little forced laugh:"Jake was your friend, was he not?
20375Resting his hands on the cell bars, he gazed admiringly at Clayton fully a half minute, ere he asked:"Are yez Pope of it?"
20375Say Pap, now do n''t get mad; how much did he set you back?
20375Say, Gideon, how much did you get?
20375Say, what are you going to do with all this money?"
20375Say, who do you take after?
20375Should he enter?
20375So much for each sinner saved or did you lump the job?"
20375That it was a higher honor to be governed in a republic like ours, than to live in any other country?
20375That they, the common people, had it in their power to relieve themselves of their few wrongs?
20375Thayer?"
20375The argument was used,"Why not elevate Nimrod Potts, the cobbler, to the highest office within the gift of the electorate of Brownsville?"
20375The boss entered and, with a pleasant"good evening,"seated himself opposite Alfred, and familiarly inquired:"What they got for supper?
20375The doctor held his hands over Alfred''s face:"Where''s your turpentine?
20375The man asked:"What Charley are you looking for?"
20375The man looked the boy over carefully saying:"Where are you going to pad?"
20375The parent carelessly inquired:"How long you been in bed?"
20375The proprietor, John O''Brien, was very kindly spoken and, looking curiously at Alfred, he inquired:"How did you come to ask for this job?
20375The voice, part of the way up the ladder leading to the hay mow, called again, this time commandingly:"Who''s up in the hay mow?
20375The wife gazed appealingly at them as they entered, and, in a trembling voice, asked:"No news?"
20375The window sash above was raised and the father''s voice, gruffer than Alfred had heard it in a long time, demanded,"Who''s there?"
20375Then I come as Help; I say:"Why did you not look for the steps?"
20375Then Worldly Wise advises Christian:"Wilt thou hearken to me if I give thee counsel?"
20375There''s young Bill Piper that used to keep recitin'', Do you know what he''s done?
20375Turning his back on Alfred and pretending to look over his books, he continued:"Where do you expect to meet your friend?"
20375Turning toward him the doctor, with his nose still at the neck of the bottle, inquired:"John, where did you get this stuff, this liniment?"
20375Uncle Jake said:"John never asked what''Al- f- u- r- d''had done when he returned home, but simply asked,''Where is he?''
20375Vot I breaks?"
20375Waiting for the boss, hey?"
20375Was he awake?"
20375Was there ever a boy who did not feel that he was imposed upon, who did not imagine he was abused above all others?
20375Well, we walked straight to the place, and what do you suppose?"
20375Were you ever in a strange city, broke and without a friend, without the price of a bed, without the price of a full meal?
20375Whar did dat ole white man kum frum?
20375Whar you livin''and what you a- doin''for yourself?
20375What about my good name?
20375What are you talking about-- burning dried apples?"
20375What did n''t you do?
20375What do they amount to?
20375What do you think you should have gone into?
20375What does your father mean by holding you down in this way?
20375What in hell do you mean by making a contract like this for my paper?
20375What kind of law have you got in Titusville?
20375What kind of meat does this, our Caesar feed upon that he should thus command us?"
20375What shall I do that I may be content to labor and succeed in the world?''
20375What would church people say?
20375What would n''t he give to be free like other boys?
20375What would people say?
20375What''ll those men think of me?
20375What''s happened them chickens?
20375What''s his name?
20375What''s on yer mind?
20375What''s the trouble anyway?"
20375When Alfred handed the blacksmith the broken bits of the spring he took them in the hollow of his big palm and said:"What''s these?"
20375When Alfred''s turn came he was asked:"How much does your contract call for?"
20375When Lin hailed them by shouting:"How- dye, how''s the minstrels?"
20375When Martha shouted,"What devilment are you up to now?"
20375When do the retreat begin?"
20375When will she be back?
20375Where am I at?
20375Where are you bound for?
20375Where can we get a little something to clear the cobwebs out of our tonsils?"
20375Where did you get it?
20375Where did you meet him?"
20375Where''s Eli?
20375Where''s Gideon?
20375Where''s the other boys?"
20375Where''s your satchel?"
20375While the dicker was pending, a young clerk from a store door, yelled to a passer- by on the opposite side of the street:"Were you at the circus?"
20375Who fetched him up yar?"
20375Who has not felt his impurities the more that he was in the presence of a sinless child?
20375Who said it was?
20375Who so advised you?
20375Who told you I had?
20375Who''s that?"
20375Why did n''t ye put on yer clothes?"
20375Why do n''t you cut his act down one- half at least?
20375Why do n''t you let this farm business go?
20375Why do n''t you rest?
20375Why should I be ashamed of it?
20375Why?
20375Will you?
20375Worldly Wise Man here appears before Christian and speaks to him:"How now good fellow; whither away after this burdened manner?"
20375Would he( Jake) furnish the money to pay the expenses after ruining the business of the panorama?
20375Would that be right?"
20375Would you live the same life over again?"
20375You boys trying to tear down the house?
20375You ca n''t farm in winter, can you?"
20375You do n''t imagine for a moment we will kill any of_ our_ chickens, do you?"
20375You do n''t mean to tell me you left that satchel somewhere and are not certain where?"
20375You going to hold us here all day?
20375You have no debts following you, have you?"
20375You look too well groomed for such work?"
20375You remember Bill Jones in Brownsville?
20375You say there''s no excuse for any man being broke or out of a job these times?
20375You were gambling?
20375You''ll wear your welcome out, wo n''t you?"
20375[ Illustration: Joe Thornton and Alfred]"Why?
20375[ Illustration: Lin and"Al- f- u- r- d"] As he wended his way up the garden walk, the mother shouted:"Lin, where on earth has he been?"
20375[ Illustration: Uncle Tom]"What are you going to do with Polly?"
20375[ Illustration:"And Thar''s the Very Bottle"]"Was there turpentine in the liniment you used?"
20375[ Illustration:"He''ll Not Put Faith''s Clothes On Me"] Is Pap coming over before we start?
20375[ Illustration:"What Does Hurd Take Me Fur, a Damned Jeweler?"]
20375[ Illustration]"Well, you do n''t call that thing a cradle, do you?"
20375do n''t you carry your stage and scenery?"
15667''Going to leave?'' 15667 ''What for?''
15667''With what hand did you do it?'' 15667 A beggar woman whined at the window:"''Could ye give me a trifle for a cup of coffee, lady?''
15667A purty good- sized one, is it, Bud?
15667A wish?
15667After thinking it over for twelve months,said Kitchener,"you still wish to marry?"
15667Ai n''t what nice?
15667All the people in the bank?
15667An elopement, eh? 15667 And did you actually go to Rome?"
15667And how did it turn out?
15667And how old is your little boy, madam, please?
15667And now does n''t he threaten to split your head with an ax?
15667And what is the name of your country?
15667And what made you think he was intoxicated?
15667And what,he asked, having spent a whole afternoon changing the goldfishes''water,"shall I do now, sir?"
15667And where did you hide it?
15667And which is the foreman?
15667And who, monsieur,he queried in a tender tone,"shall I have the misery of announcing?"
15667And you lost the cat all right?
15667And you want to get married again, with your wife only two months dead?
15667And you would rather talk to a gentleman?
15667And,queried a cynical member of the group,"shall we mention the name of the trust?"
15667Anything going on here to- night?
15667Are you going away?
15667At ony rate ye''ll be a frien''o''the corp?
15667Bigger than General Grant?
15667Bigger than God?
15667Bigger than President Wilson?
15667Bill,said the younger brother, breaking a painful silence,"why ca n''t you leave things that you do n''t understand to me?
15667But I''m not one, am I?
15667But did they not belong to some bird?
15667But do n''t you think he was a little weak around the lamp- posts?
15667But how do you know one is an officer at this distance?
15667But it is broken?
15667But suppose,suggested the thirsty passenger,"that the train should go on without me?"
15667But when do you do your literary work?
15667But you do n''t expect to get it, do you?
15667But, Mollie,she demanded,"do n''t you trust him?"
15667But, Mr. Reynolds, suppose there should be no waiters and cab drivers at the conference?
15667But, Sandy, man,objected the host,"ye''re not goin''yet, with the evenin''just started?"
15667By the way,said the chief life- saver,"can you swim?"
15667Caddy,he said, addressing the silent youth who stood alongside,"that was awful, was n''t it?"
15667Columbus did n''t do such a wonderful thing, after all, when he found this country, did he, now, sir? 15667 Could n''t you go back and come from somewhere else?"
15667Could you be President?
15667Could you not have settled your differences by a peaceful discussion of the matter, calling in the assistance of unprejudiced opinion, if need be?
15667Did I not tell you not to leave your post?
15667Did he run?
15667Did he take them back?
15667Did n''t we say that after your wedding tour you would make your home at the Old Manse?
15667Did you ever see a worse player than I am?
15667Dis heyah registrashum fo''de draf''am a whole lot like''lection votin'', ai n''t it?
15667Do I know what?
15667Do n''t you enjoy your meals?
15667Do n''t you know I''m a''painless dentist''?
15667Do they ever take you when you cry like that?
15667Do you know Archie Sloan''s neck?
15667Do you like Omar Khayyam?
15667Do you like it?
15667Do you mean it?
15667Do you really believe,he asked her,"that there is no salvation outside of the Roman Catholic Church?"
15667Do you think so? 15667 Do you think that I am going to let any foreigner lick me?"
15667Do you want oysters, Louise?
15667Do you wish me to read it first, sir?
15667Enjoy my meals?
15667Even if I am a liar I guess I''ve got a right to be sensitive about it, ai n''t I?
15667Fadder,he asked,"is marriage a failure?"
15667Father,asked Prince Edward, placing his finger on the Colonel''s picture,"Mr. Roosevelt is a very clever man, is n''t he?"
15667Gifted?
15667Go South, eh? 15667 Has any one seen my b- b- blanket?"
15667Has any one seen my t- t- trousers?
15667Has he had his hair cut?
15667Has n''t he choked you into insensibility?
15667Has n''t he dragged you the length of the room by your hair?
15667Have n''t I a perfect right?
15667Have you ever tried gargling it with salt and water?
15667Have you had any nourishment?
15667He cain''t-- yo''says he cain''t work?
15667Hi, there, who are you?
15667Hold- all?
15667How about Macaulay, the greatest essayist in England, and Homer, the prince of ancient poets, with seven birthplaces? 15667 How about the cavalry?"
15667How can that be,continued the storekeeper,"when it was cured only last week?"
15667How could you expect me to have any respect for a man who could not succeed in preventing me from doing the things I did?
15667How dare you, sir, abuse our hospitality?
15667How did you know what was the matter with me?
15667How do you manage to get it all in?
15667How goes it?
15667How is it,she snapped,"that you''re so unlucky at the races, and yet you always win at cards?"
15667How many are there?
15667How much do I owe you?
15667How much does it cost now?
15667How much money do you want?
15667How''s yours?
15667I presume you carry a memento of some kind in that locket you wear?
15667I suppose you have such a thing?
15667I suppose,said Mr. Root,"you speak French?"
15667If my learned friend, counsel for the defence, and myself were to bang our heads together, would he get concussion of the brain?
15667If you should see an armed party approaching, what would you do?
15667Is he going to stay?
15667Is n''t he gifted in any way?
15667Is that true?
15667Is the young lady your sister?
15667Is this a good one?
15667Is your husband in?
15667It did n''t hurt as much as you expected it would, did it?
15667It''s only half- past eight now, and John never did show up till about three A.M.WHY NOT?
15667John,said Dickson,"you enjoyed it?"
15667John,she said to the manservant,"can you find out without asking the cook whether the tinned salmon was all eaten last night?
15667Joseph, where are you?
15667Just so, Winterbottom, just so,said the treasurer, and he cleared his throat and added:"Both treated well, I hope?"
15667Kind sir,he suddenly exclaimed,"will you not give me a loaf of bread for my wife and little ones?"
15667Married? 15667 Mary,"he said to the Irish waitress at the hotel where he was stopping,"you''ve been in this country how long?"
15667Mommer,he panted,"do you know Archie Sloan''s neck?"
15667My dear sir, what more do you want?
15667Naw, sah, naw, sah, you ai n''t one; but s''pose somebody''d call you de kind o''rascal you_ is_, what''d you do?
15667Nay, nay, Andy,answered the good spouse;"I couldna''marry anither man, fer whit wull I daw wi''twa husbands in heaven?"
15667No, I''m no''a brither o''the corp."Weel, ye''ll be his cousin?
15667No, what was it?
15667Not a fast liver, or anything of that sort?
15667Not a word had passed between us for more than a week, and that night when we rolled up in our blankets he suddenly asked:''Hear that cow beller?''
15667Not at all"Possibly you did?
15667Nothing else?
15667Now, then,continued the teacher when Jimmy had returned to his place,"can you find a better form for that sentence?"
15667Oh, Mr. Dunne,she twittered,"how did you enjoy the madame''s dancing?"
15667Oh, she broke it?
15667Please, ma''am,Edgar piped out,"do you want us to draw a hen or a rooster?"
15667Pleathe, thir,lisped the latest graduate from the infant class,"where ith the flea?"
15667Razor?
15667Really?
15667Remember the laughing hyena?
15667Run?
15667Say, conductor,he whispered, hoarsely,"did that man I was talking to get off at the last station?"
15667Sick, eh?
15667Stranger in the town, sir?
15667Tell me, Number One,he said,"how many men are there in that trench- digging party over there?"
15667The camel, eh? 15667 The old gentleman was very dear to you?"
15667Then how do you know his funeral is going to take place on Friday?
15667Then would you mind telling me who it was?
15667Then, mother,said the boy,"why ca n''t I keep that ten cents a week you gimme for the Sunday- school collection?
15667This very mornin'',said he,"she asked me:''Lysander, do you know how many pancakes you have et this mornin''?''
15667Tompkins,he whispered,"is it trembling you are for your dirty skin?"
15667Toothbrush?
15667Twelve o''clock, eh?
15667Was it you I kissed in the conservatory last night?
15667Water''s all on the outside-- can''t none get in nohow?
15667We did n''t do a thing to you Germans, did we? 15667 Well, Aunt Mary, how did you spend this afternoon?"
15667Well, Mose, what branch of the service would you like to be placed in?
15667Well, Rena?
15667Well, are n''t you?
15667Well, did Cousin Nick have anything to do with it?
15667Well, did n''t he do you any good?
15667Well, do n''t you know? 15667 Well, now,"said Ian Hay,"is n''t that provoking?
15667Well, then, what is going to become of me?
15667Well, what impressed you most?
15667Well, why not?
15667Well, you are one, are n''t you?
15667Well, you do n''t seem to be dead; what are you doing around here?
15667Well,countered Mr. Wu,"why do you wear your foolish moustache?"
15667Well,said the dentist,"how can I tell when he''s unconscious?"
15667What are you beating up that Hun for?
15667What are you doing with all that paper, Henry?
15667What are you making such a noise for?
15667What collateral have you to offer?
15667What did you have?
15667What did you like the most?
15667What do you mean by making a silly blunder like that?
15667What do you mean?
15667What do you pay him?
15667What do you say?
15667What for?
15667What have you done?
15667What have you got to say to that?
15667What in the world are you doing out there?
15667What inducements do you offer?
15667What is it called?
15667What is it, Edgar?
15667What is it, madam?
15667What is it?
15667What is it?
15667What is the matter with you?
15667What is the meaning of this?
15667What is your business?
15667What seems to be the trouble?
15667What shall we say of the former senator?
15667What size?
15667What the deuce are you driving at?
15667What the dickens have you been doing to those sheep?
15667What was the epitaph?
15667What will Ah have ter do in de calvary?
15667What would you have been to- day if you could write?
15667What would you suggest?
15667What''ll Oi be sayin'', doctor?
15667What''s all this?
15667What''s the matter up here?
15667What''s the matter with the cavalry, Mose?
15667What''s the matter with you boys, anyway? 15667 What''s the matter, little man?"
15667What''s the matter? 15667 What''s the matter?"
15667What''s the matter?
15667What''s the matter?
15667What''s yer bill o''fare?
15667What, on the sofy?
15667What?
15667When did you do it?
15667When did your uncle die?
15667When the Queen of Sheba came and laid jewels and fine raiment before Solomon, what did he say?
15667When''s the bloomin''war goin''to end?
15667Where are you going, my dear?
15667Where did you find the prisoner?
15667Where did your watch come from?
15667Where''s Hodge''s windmill?
15667Where''s my umbrella?
15667Where''s the boss?
15667Who have we here?
15667Who is that man?
15667Who is the President of the United States?
15667Who is the Vice- President?
15667Who we fight?
15667Who''s comin''?
15667Who?
15667Whose funeral is it?
15667Why bad?
15667Why did n''t he bite me with his tail?
15667Why did you run when you had this permit?
15667Why do n''t you hurl a brick at him?
15667Why have you stopped, Murphy?
15667Why in the qualified blazes do n''t you salute?
15667Why not?
15667Why not?
15667Why not?
15667Why on earth do n''t you set a trap, Betsey?
15667Why return it? 15667 Why, Brudder Jones, do n''t yo''want yo''sins washed away?"
15667Why, Dora,cried the stage manager,"where in the world are all your decorations?
15667Why, where are you going?
15667Why?
15667Why?
15667Why?
15667William,said he,"of what are you thinking?"
15667Willie,asked mother,"is that horrid boy making faces at you?"
15667Would n''t it be interesting,said a romantic young lady,"if we could bring him to life?"
15667Would you mind,asked the agent,"giving me a little testimonial to that effect?"
15667Ye ken auld John Clemmens? 15667 Yes, sir,"said the recruit, in a voice of cool desperation,"and do you know that this is an anthill?"
15667Yes, sir; did you lose anything?
15667Yes, that is very true; but what has that to do with it?
15667Yes,replied the friend;"the kind we feed to our horses?"
15667Yes?
15667Yessir?
15667Yessiranythingelsesir?
15667YessirthankyousirshallIsayyouareoutifanyonecallssir?
15667Yo''has? 15667 You claim to be acquainted with the various symptoms attending concussion of the brain?"
15667You do n''t dissipate, do you?
15667You do n''t own the shop, do you?
15667You do not doubt that a trained swimmer could do that, do you?
15667You have n''t anything like that in America, have you?
15667You have? 15667 You''re not going to get off at the next station, are you?"
15667You''re troubled with your throat, you say?
15667Your prospects in life? 15667 ''Then you are a medical man?'' 15667 107 What He Might Have Been 129 When theS"Fell Out 18 Where Ignorance Is Bliss 17 Where Vermont Scored 123 Who Could Tell?
15667130, 132, 133 Why Should He Know?
15667174 Envy?
1566731 Why Not?
1566736 Why Be Polite Anyway?
15667A DEEP- LAID PLAN"Would you mind letting me off fifteen minutes early after this, sir?"
15667A LONG STORY"May I ask the cause of all this excitement?"
15667A dapper little undersized colored brother stepped briskly up and inquired,"What kind of a lookin''lady_ is_ yoh wife?"
15667A dramatic pause, then:"Now, gentlemen of the jury, do you honestly think that if the defendant had a quart of whiskey he would sell it?"
15667A little boy''s mother in the congregation whispered to her son,"Is n''t it wonderful?
15667AN ANGLOMANIAC"What are you studying now?"
15667AN EXPERT"So,"said the old general,"you think you would make a good valet for an old wreck like me, do you?
15667Abner, ai n''t that nice?"
15667After some months of life in New York, a friend met him and said,"Henry, what are you doing?"
15667After the farmer had driven on, the mother asked:"Why did n''t you take the cherries when he told you to?"
15667After the old gentleman left the two sons came in and said:"Senator, are you fond of livestock?"
15667After the usual preliminaries the judge inquired:"Why did you hit this man?"
15667And may I ask who is that little man, with the dreadfully sad countenance, walking by the old lady''s side?"
15667And one of them said breathlessly:"What have you been doing?"
15667And that''s Cousin James, and that''s a friend of ours, and that-- oh, now, who do you think that is?"
15667And where do you go?"
15667Are ye sure yez printed''This side up with care''on it?"
15667Are you aware, sir, what is the matter with this great country?"
15667Are you suffering from indigestion, Johnny?"
15667Art thou weary, art thou languid?''
15667As the conversation proceeded the New Yorker said:"I suppose you have always lived around here?"
15667At a house where I was calling one cold day the fat and pompous butler entered the drawing- room and said:"''Did you ring, madam?''
15667At the end of the lesson the usual test questions were put, among them:"Can any girl tell me the three foods required to keep the body in health?"
15667Avay voo ever studied palmistry?
15667BRIGGS: You believe that, now, do n''t you?
15667BUSINESS IS BUSINESS"May I see you privately?"
15667Bokoo moon to- night, nace paw?
15667Born?
15667Business?
15667But did n''t you have, even in a dim way, some idea of what you were doing?"
15667But where''s the bad ones for the pigs?"
15667But wo n''t my vitriol spray, my oil projector, or my gas cylinder do as well?"
15667But, Jedge, s''pose somebody''d call you a damn black rascal, would n''t you hit''em?"
15667But, look here, do you promise to give my nose-- er-- ideal beauty?"
15667But, my dear, is n''t it worthwhile to learn something, even by making such a mistake?"
15667By the way, which do you prefer, Dickens or Thackeray?"
15667CAN THIS BE TRUE?
15667CONSIDERING FATHER Does the American woman always consider her lesser half?
15667Ca n''t I do something?
15667Ca n''t you ask him to change his pew?"
15667Can you support her in the style to which she has been accustomed?"
15667Did n''t I give it to him?"
15667Did the girl''s father follow you?"
15667Do n''t you know they ai n''t in season?"
15667Do n''t you like them?"
15667Do tell me, did you receive all these wounds in real action?"
15667Do you know how to swear, my boy?"
15667Donney mwa oon kiss?
15667Durinb the tim e been in myy possessio n$ i thre month it had more th an paid paid for itse*f in thee saVing off tim e anD laborr?
15667EDITOR: Did you meet the office boy with the waste- paper basket as you came upstairs?
15667Eh, old chap?"
15667Finally, one day he called and said:"How iss my wife?"
15667GRIGGS: Is it that late?
15667HAD HIS RIGHTS"Why did you strike this man?"
15667HOW COULD HE KNOW?
15667Hae ye lost the ring?"
15667Hafter hall''s said an''done,''ow could''e''elp it?"
15667Has anybody else any civic pride here that you could name?"
15667Have n''t you been to the doctor?"
15667Have we really lost or gained?
15667Have you carried out any of my ideas?
15667Have you got the engineer''s plans for the new bridge?"
15667Have you lost them?"
15667Have you, sir, considered the possibilities?"
15667He began thus:"Mr. Smith, you remember that laughin''hyena in cage nine?"
15667He said he''d try to meet the deputation''s wishes and the following Sunday he announced as his text,''Adam, Where Art Thou?''
15667He strolled over and said to Lieutenant de Tessan:"''Heavens, man, why did n''t you tell her that you bit him to death?''"
15667He went out and met a friend, and the friend said:"Well, how is your wife?"
15667His hostess said, concernedly, when dessert was reached,"You refuse a second helping of pie?
15667How do you feel about it?
15667How do you make that out?"
15667How is it?"
15667How was that?"
15667Hurrying to the side of the conductor, he eagerly inquired:"Do you think that I will have time to get a soda before the train starts?"
15667I asked him why?"
15667I have no civic pride myself, but do you mind, sir, telling me the object of your visit to this lovely little burg?"
15667I said,''Let''s get married,''And she said,''Why, who''d have us?''"
15667IS THIS TACT?
15667Is Uncle George really responsible for this scrap?"
15667Kesker say votr name?
15667LIFE''S ETERNAL QUERY Did it ever occur to you that a man''s life is full of cussedness?
15667MAKING IT FIT"Did you hear about the defacement of Mr. Skinner''s tombstone?"
15667MISTAKEN IDENTITY?
15667May I inquire what your occupation in life is?"
15667May know Wordsworth''s famous lines, eh?
15667Most of us lead busy lives and, after all, is it of any real importance to be familiar with the world''s greatest writers?
15667Mr. Schwab,''the New Yorker said,''are, like the rest of us, I suppose, hoping for better things?''
15667Noticing that Uncle Mose never mentioned his approaching marriage, the planter said:"Mose, you know I am going to marry Miss Currier?"
15667Now, has any girl or boy a question before we take up the study of the lesson?
15667Now, smarten yourself up, and remember what I have told you; and, by the way, what trade did you follow before you enlisted?
15667On paying his usual morning call he was met by the butler, to whom he said:"Well, John, I hope the laird''s temperature is not any higher to- day?"
15667One small girl, who had evidently had experience in such matters, promptly replied:"''Ow much d''yer want for the lot?"
15667Pat grabbed him by the arm, and leaning over, whispered:"Oi say, we gave them Irish Hell, did n''t we?"
15667Perhaps you have read something of Thomas Love Peacock?"
15667Presently, when the doctor made his rounds, he said:"Well, Nathan, how do you feel?"
15667Rather good, eh?
15667Read something you would n''t understand anyway?
15667SPECIALLY ENDOWED"Some un sick at yo''house, Mis''Carter?"
15667She looked at him reminiscently:"About what time was it?"
15667She turned about, and what do you suppose she saw standing there, gazing at her and showing all its sharp, white teeth?"
15667So you want to marry my daughter, eh?"
15667Suppose you saw a battleship coming across the parade- ground, what would you do?"
15667Sydney, thoughtfully displaying his garments to their full advantage, edged close to his mother and whispered,"Can I call pa Bill now?"
15667That it is oftentimes easily solved, however, is revealed by the following simple experience as related by H.M. Perley in_ Life_: How did we do it?
15667The dialogue went like this:"Ye''ll be a brither o''the corp?"
15667The first three lines of the blank ran as follows: Name?
15667The host''s son was at the table, and one of the New York clergymen said to him:"My lad, what did you think of your father''s sermon?"
15667The magistrate inquired:"What d''ye mean, sir?
15667The man seized him by the arm and said between pants:"Have you a permit to fish on this estate?"
15667The mother, quite anxious, exclaimed,"Where can Aunt Mary be?"
15667The next morning, when the guest was ready to check out, the clerk asked:"Did you have a good night''s rest?"
15667The officer, seeing this, exclaimed angrily:"And who is that blooming galoot over there holding up both legs?"
15667The other said to him:"My good man, why is it that the gnats do not trouble me?"
15667The soldier fixed a humorous eye on her and said,"Miss, can you get me a nice novel?
15667Then he barked:"Housewife?"
15667Then the young woman drew herself coldly erect, fixed him with an icy stare, and asked again:"Er-- and can you recommend the Belva?"
15667Then what did you have your eyes closed for?"
15667Tiptoeing up the aisle, he whispered:"What''s the matter, Jock?
15667Took place in the church, I suppose, with bridesmaids, flowers, cake, and the brass band?"
15667Turning to Mr. Gloom, the old man said:"Well, how about you?
15667Turning to Mr. Sunshine, he said:"Look here; why has n''t he done you any good?"
15667Vooley voo take a walk?
15667WHAT DID SOLOMON SAY?
15667WHO COULD TELL?
15667WHY BE POLITE ANYWAY?
15667WHY NOT?
15667WHY NOT?
15667WHY SHOULD HE KNOW?
15667Was n''t that a compliment?"
15667Well, Susie?"
15667Well, what was so remarkable about the camel?"
15667Were you not the colored man who told me you had lost your wife and six children by the sinking of the_ Titanic_?"
15667What am I to do with it?"
15667What deed of heroism did you do at the front?"
15667What did she die of?"
15667What do you call it?
15667What do you think of him?"
15667What do you want to get off for?"
15667What have you been doing during the year?"
15667What shall we do on that evening?"
15667What would you do if it died-- you would n''t see it again?"
15667What''s he done got de matter of''i m?"
15667When you die-- how should you like to be buried here with my name on the stone over you?"
15667Where are you going?
15667Where are you going?
15667Where are_ you_ going?"
15667Where do you come from?"
15667Where yo''had yo''sins washed away?"
15667Where''s your lawyer?"
15667Who, should you say, has the most civic pride in town?"
15667Why did you not defend yourself with the butt of your rifle?"
15667Why do n''t you leave him?"
15667Why do n''t you move a little so that this tired woman may have a seat?"
15667Why do n''t you want a lawyer?"
15667Why do you wear the foolish thing, anyhow?"
15667Why has n''t this chap done you any good?"
15667Why is your artificial eye not in its place?"
15667Why should n''t they be paid?
15667Why?"
15667Will the lady have the hassock broiled or fried?"
15667Will you put in your own family?"
15667Will you take yer eggs fried, same as this''ere gentleman?"
15667You read him regularly, I presume?"
15667You were in the trenches, you say?"
15667You''ve heard of Jane Austen, I presume?"
15667he shouted, angrily,"do you know you are giving our position away to the enemy?"
15667wo n''t you- all tell Marse Bob please not to go out no moh till I kin git his clo''es round to him?''"
29419''Are you a peddler?'' 29419 ''I want to know,''says I;''how on airth did it happen?''
29419''My dear,''said we fondly,''did you make this?'' 29419 ''She is all cut to pieces,''says he;''do you know whether she was in your stable, Mr. Hitchcock, last night?''
29419''Taint a bit like me?
29419''Yes, my love, ai n''t it nice?'' 29419 A different story from what I have told, sir?"
29419A fig for your banister,retorted Mrs. Grumly, turning up her nose,"have n''t I a cousin as is a corridor in the navy?"
29419A longish critter, with a short tail?
29419A pook achent, vat podders te school committees till they do vat you vish, shoost to get rid of you?
29419A rabbit?
29419A shenteel shoemaker, vat loves to measure te gals''feet and hankles petter tan to make te shoes?
29419A singin''-master, too lazy to work?
29419Ah, as you know,said he, quitting the pulpit,"why should I take the trouble of telling you?"
29419Already?
29419And I presume the porpusses give it up in despair, do n''t they?
29419And am I always to remain so?
29419And how do you manage when the happy pair are negroes?
29419And how long,said the youth,"has he had this trick?"
29419And pray, Mr. Philosopher,observed the seaman,"where did your father die?"
29419And pray, Sir,said the counsel,"for what reason did you take up your residence in that place?"
29419And shall the instrument,said the earl, coolly,"run as usual--_to our trusty and well- beloved cousin and counsellor?_"AN HIBERNIAN CAPTURE.
29419And sorter jumps when it runs?
29419And was justice done the murderer?
29419And what did you reply?
29419And what, man,said the other,"do you get by this business of yours?"
29419And what,said he to the Dean,"do you think the Prince of Orange has chosen for his motto?"
29419And what?
29419And when will it be ended?
29419And where did your grandfather die?
29419And your grandfather?
29419And your great- grandfather?
29419And your great- grandfather?
29419Are you a horse?
29419Are you confident you were born at Bourges?
29419Are you married?
29419Are you not sorry for it?
29419Are you sure your name is Lessite?
29419Ay-- ahem!--do you? 29419 Aye,"observed Mr. Mingay,"what would they have said to see your feet ornamented with either shoes or stockings?"
29419BEN,said a politician to his companion,"did you know I had declined the office of Alderman?"
29419BUBBY, why do n''t you go home and have your mother sew up that awful hole in your trowsers?
29419But do n''t they join together again when they meet in your wake?
29419But how ith your wife, thir, and the children?
29419But in case your friend is not a candidate,said the solicitor,"might I then count on your assistance?"
29419But what do I want with a coffin? 29419 But what makes it so many different colors?"
29419But will your majesty,continued he,"permit me to ask you a question in my turn?
29419By the by,said the lady,"how came you to tell me such a story about one side of that child''s face being white?"
29419CAN you return my love, dearest Julia?
29419Ca n''t I sell you a trunk?
29419Ca n''t you compare it to something?
29419Ca n''t you have dinner first?
29419Can you remember ever having seen your father and mother?
29419Certainly not, my dear, but why do you ask?
29419DO you want to buy a real lot of butter?
29419DOES the razor take hold well?
29419Did I not order some hock, sir? 29419 Did it take you two hours to perform the operation?"
29419Did you hire out?
29419Did you remain long in New York?
29419Did you say you had followed the enemy of your country over frozen ground, till every footstep was covered with blood?
29419Did your wife drive you off?
29419Did your wife ever treat you badly?
29419Did your wife oppose your leaving her?
29419Dis razor hurt you, Sah?
29419Do n''t you know that_ black_ berries are always_ red_ when they are_ green_?
29419Do n''t you know you should not be out there, my son?
29419Do n''t you see,said Sims,"what is written on the board?"
29419Do they so?
29419Do you know its name?
29419Do you know who I am, Sir?
29419Do you know, Sir, to whom you are talking?
29419Do you still love her?
29419Do you, indeed?
29419Does he?
29419Exactly,said Dick,"and in your limbs too?"
29419Fellow,said he,"how dared you neglect making the gibbet that was ordered for me?"
29419Finish what?
29419For what?
29419For who knows,said she,"but it may bear the same kind of fruit?"
29419Four quarts?
29419GEORGE, what does C A T spell?
29419Got them from Bets, did you?
29419HALLO, boy, did you see a rabbit cross the road there just now?
29419HOW can you call these blackberries, when they are red?
29419Had it long legs behind, and big ears?
29419Have you a marriage certificate?
29419Have you seen the Dardanelles?
29419His lordship wants to know what you will take?
29419Hold your tongue, you dunce; where does the sun rise?
29419How can I drink, when there is no beer in the jug?
29419How could that be,said the captain,"since there are no chimneys in that country?"
29419How dark was it?
29419How do you know I''ve got the delirium tremens?
29419How do you know they are your ducks?
29419How is it,said a man to his neighbour,"Parson----, the laziest man living, writes these interminable sermons?"
29419How knowest thou, old man,cried the Khazee,"where that tree is?"
29419How long did you teach?
29419How long may she take to make the run?
29419How long? 29419 How many children have you?"
29419How many were there?
29419How so?
29419How so?
29419How, Murphy?
29419How,replied Jim, flattered by the remark,"how''s that?"
29419How,said the one,"are you quartered?"
29419How?
29419I RECKON I could n''t drive a trade with you to- day, squire?
29419I do n''t know, my son,replied the parent,"but why do you ask me such a question?"
29419I do n''t understand you; what do you mean?
29419I will,answered the little boy;"but ai n''t it Sunday in the back yard, mother?"
29419I''ll trouble_ you_ for two dollars, Mr. High Sheriff''s representative,says Sassy,"for smokin''in the streets; do you underconstand, my old coon?"
29419IS Mr. Brown a man of means?
29419IS that clock right over there?
29419In the garret, perhaps?
29419In what condition did you leave her?
29419Is not Geneva dull?
29419Is the Bank broke?
29419Is your family provided for?
29419JOHN, what is the past of see?
29419Knotting, Sir,replied she;"pray Mr. Whitefoord, can you knot?"
29419MAMMA,said a promising youth of some four or five years,"if all people are made of dust, ai n''t niggers made of coal- dust?"
29419MAY I help you to some beef?
29419MISTER, I say, I do n''t suppose you do n''t know of nobody who do n''t want to hire nobody to do nothing, do n''t you?
29419MOTHER,said a little fellow the other day,"is there any harm in breaking egg shells?"
29419MR. JENKINS, will it suit you to settle that old account of yours?
29419MY DEAR,said an affectionate wife,"what shall we have for dinner to- day?"
29419Mr. Kelvy, did you witness the affair referred to?
29419My neighbor,said the countryman,"handed me two cents when I left home, to buy a plug of tobacco-- have you got that article?"
29419Never mind, my son, what Bill did; what has the committee met for?
29419No, no, what animal is very fond of milk?
29419No, no; I wish you to tell me whether the attack was at all a preconcerted affair?
29419No, vat vas it?
29419No, what was it?
29419Not I, but you, ma''am-- how''s that?
29419Now what do you want to purchase?
29419Now,said Mrs. Slocum, perceiving that the narration was ended,"now, I should like to know whether the man was killed or not?"
29419Now,said he,"where''s my wig,--where_ is_ my wig?"
29419O Sir,said he,"where are your_ good witnesses_?"
29419Oh now,says he,"how much a yard did you give for that, and that?"
29419Oh, dear, what can the matter be?
29419Oh, you did, eh?
29419Oot awa, my lord, how can you say so of a_ British clergyman_?
29419PA, what is the interest of a kiss?
29419PAPA, ca n''t I go to the zoologerical rooms to see the camomile fight the rhy- no- sir- ee- hoss?
29419PRAY, Sir, what makes you walk so crookedly?
29419Pe ye a Yankee peddler, mit chewelry in your pack, to sheat the gals?
29419Pray madam,said the Doctor,"was it a counterfeit?"
29419Pray, Miss D----,said he,"what time do you prefer?"
29419Pray, what is it?
29419Prenologus, ten, feeling te young folks, heads like so much cabbitch?
29419Right over there? 29419 Right, and why does it rise in the east?"
29419SIR,said a pompous personage who once undertook to bully an editor,"do you know that I take your paper?"
29419SUPPOSE you are lost in a fog,said Lord C---- to his noble relative, the Marchioness,"what are you most likely to be?"
29419Salt, for what?
29419Show, Jake; what reply did they make?
29419So you have returned, Mr. Whitefield, have you?
29419Stranger,says he,"where was you raised?"
29419Super and lotchin, I reckon?
29419TAKE a ticket, Sir, for the Widow and Orphans Fund of the Spike Society?
29419The harp that once through Tara''s halls--"What do you propose to do with it?
29419The_ delirium tremens_--have I?
29419Then he is_ yours_, and you have a treasure in him, Sir?
29419There''s Doll, and Bet, and Moll, and Kate, and--"What is your wife''s name?
29419This is excellent steak,said he,"what did you pay for it?"
29419Vell, ten, vat the mischief can you be? 29419 Vere''s the difference?"
29419Very well,I make response,"where was it?"
29419Votch dat?
29419WELL, Pat, Jimmy did n''t quite kill you with a brickbat, did he?
29419WELL, Robert, how much did your pig weigh?
29419WHAT are you writing such a big hand for, Pat?
29419WHAT do you think of the new sewing machine?
29419WHAT is your name?
29419WHAT makes you spend your time so freely, Jack?
29419WHERE did you get so much money, Isaac?
29419WILL you never learn, my dear, the difference between real and exchangeable value?
29419Wa''al,said the old woman,"I raaly do n''t know; wo n''t you just take the candle and see?"
29419Wall, mister, with this I let out:''Do I_ know_ it?'' 29419 Was it a kinder gray varmint?"
29419Was the man killed? 29419 Was the man killed?"
29419Was your wife good- looking?
29419We rose, and with an unfaltering voice said:Well, Judge, how do you do?"
29419Well, Mary?
29419Well, Pat, where have you been all this time?
29419Well, and how much do you get a chimney?
29419Well, did n''t it kill him?
29419Well, is he coming?
29419Well, sir, how much wine do you suppose they drank last night?
29419Well, sir,said the farmer,"what of that?
29419Well, they are great horse- stealers in your country are not they?
29419Well, what do you think I''ll do to you?
29419Well, what have you to say about it?
29419Well, when does the President fodder?
29419Well,ses I,"go rite strate and tell Sal I wo n''t stand it, I do n''t want''em, and I ai n''t goin''to have''em; dus she think I''m a Turk?
29419Were you traveling on the night this affair took place?
29419What are you down here for?
29419What are your possessions?
29419What country are you from, my lad?
29419What did he say?
29419What did she say to you, when you were in the act of leaving?
29419What did you put in your paper? 29419 What did you run away for?"
29419What did your wife say to you, that induced you to_ slope_?
29419What do you ask me that for?
29419What do you mean by that?
29419What do you mean, sir?
29419What do you want to do with it?
29419What does your mother keep to catch mice?
29419What for?
29419What gymnastiness are you doing here?
29419What in thunder have you been at, you black rascal?
29419What is that to you?
29419What is that?
29419What is the matter, my dear?
29419What is your name?
29419What is your name?
29419What is your occupation?
29419What kind of butter is it?
29419What kind of character can I give you?
29419What kind of weather was it? 29419 What part of the house do you sleep in?"
29419What put that notion into your head, Sally?
29419What right then,asked he,"have you to put up those letters after your name?"
29419What sort of horses have you in America?
29419What then? 29419 What time do they dine in Washington, Colonel?"
29419What trade do you follow?
29419What was there?
29419What will you take?
29419What''s that noise?
29419What, how you call that?
29419What,answered the monarch,"would the king of England say, were I to demand the liberation of the prisoners in Newgate?"
29419What-- so, Sir?
29419When you announced your intention of emigrating, what did she say?
29419Where are you going to?
29419Where are you lodging now?
29419Where did you come from?
29419Where did you last see her?
29419Where did you stop?
29419Where do you expect to make a living?
29419Where does the sun rise?
29419Where does your family live at present?
29419Where is my horse and wagon?
29419Where then?
29419Where was that?
29419Where were you, young man, when you delivered this money?
29419Where, and what?
29419Where,exclaimed he, with great emphasis,"where shall we find a more foolish knave or a more knavish fool than he?"
29419Who goes there?
29419Why did you give it up?
29419Why did you leave their communion, Mr. Dickson? 29419 Why do n''t you heave to for it?"
29419Why is neighbor Smith''s liquor shop like a counterfeit dollar?
29419Why is this? 29419 Why so?"
29419Why, John,says his lordship,"you seem to have got an excellent place; how could you manage this with the character I gave you?"
29419Why, Sir,replied she,"if_ you_ have not_ impudence_ enough to speak them, how can you suppose that_ I_ have?"
29419Why, do n''t you see that cursed big rat?
29419Why, gentlemen,exclaimed the parson,"was Milton in hell when he wrote his_ Paradise Lost_?"
29419Why, how in the world could it cost that much?
29419Why, ma''am?
29419Why, what have I done?
29419Why,exclaimed an Irishman,"would you beat the poor dumb animal for spakin''out?"
29419Why,said the gentleman,"did you not say you were a poor scholar?"
29419Why,said the old man,"this here is one cabbage head, ai n''t it?"
29419Why?
29419Why?
29419Will you take this woman to be your wedded wife?
29419Will you, Madam, be kind enough,said he,"to tell the Court what these words were?"
29419With all my heart,said the gentleman,"but if we should be going different ways, how will you get your great coat?"
29419Wo n''t you try and do better next time?
29419Women,he added,"we know, are rational animals; but would they be less so if they spoke less?"
29419Would the devil beat his wife if he had one?
29419Yes or no?
29419You are very accurate; and how do you happen to know this so very exactly?
29419You claim to have this saddle checked as baggage?
29419You did n''t do it, did you?
29419You dirty fellow,exclaimed the astonished Yankee,"what the mischief are you doing that for?"
29419You dunce, what was it scratched your sister''s face?
29419You have n''t, eh? 29419 You misunderstand me, my friend; I want to know whether he attacked him with any evil intent?"
29419You''ll kick me out of this cabing?
29419You''ll kick_ me_, Mr. Hitchcock, out of this cabing?
29419You, ma''am?
29419_ And the partridges too, Sire?_said the actor.
29419_ You_ declined the office of Alderman? 29419 ''Gunnin''?'' 29419 ''Man alive,''says she,''are you here yet? 29419 ''Pray, ma''am,''said the Southerner,''will you''ave the goodness to lean back in your chair?'' 29419 ''What ails you, Sam,''says she,''that you do n''t hook it?'' 29419 ''What''s that?'' 29419 (_ bear!_) When is music like vegetables? 29419 (_ with a smile_)he belongs to_ you_, as a matter of course, then?"
29419--meaning, of course,"How d''ye do?"
29419A CERTAIN cabinet minister being asked why he did not promote merit?
29419A CLERGYMAN meeting a chimney sweeper, asked whence he came?
29419A COUNTRY parish clerk, being asked how the inscriptions on the tombs in the church- yard were so badly spelled?
29419A FOP in company, wanting his servant, called out:"Where''s that blockhead of mine?"
29419A GENTLEMAN asked a friend, in a somewhat knowing manner,"Pray, sir, did you ever see a cat- fish?"
29419A GENTLEMAN inspecting lodgings to be let, asked the pretty girl who showed them,"And are you, my dear, to be let with the lodgings?"
29419A HUSBAND telegraphed to his wife:"What have you got for breakfast, and how is the baby?"
29419A MAN who was sentenced to be hung was visited by his wife, who said:"My dear, would you like the children to see you executed?"
29419A MATHEMATICIAN being asked by a stout fellow,"If two pigs weigh twenty pounds, how much will a large hog weigh?"
29419A PERSON meeting a friend running through the rain, with an umbrella over him, said,"Where are you running to in such a hurry,_ like a mad mushroom_?"
29419A PERSON who had resided some time on the coast of Africa, was asked if he thought it possible to civilize the natives?
29419A SAILOR being about to set out for India, a citizen asked him:"Where did your father die?"
29419A young minister standing by, blushed to the temples, and said,"O brother, how could you say what was not the fact?"
29419AN Irishman, observing a dandy taking his usual strut in Broadway, stepped up to him and inquired:"How much do you ax for thim houses?"
29419AN Oxford scholar, calling early one morning on another, when in bed, says,"Jack, are you asleep?"
29419AN ignorant rector had occasion to wait on a bishop, who was so incensed at his stupidity that he exclaimed,"What_ blockhead_ gave you a living?"
29419AT a cattle show, recently, a fellow who was making himself ridiculously conspicuous, at last broke forth--"Call these ere prize cattle?
29419After he had been gone some time, the Khazee said to the old man,"He is long-- do you think he has got there yet?"
29419All as ever I got is threeha''pence- farden, and a bag of marbles;(_ to the other_)--you got any capital, Bill?
29419An Irishman asked him if that was the way"he threated a fellow creathur?"
29419An old acquaintance stepped up to the prisoner and said:"Jim, the danger is past; and now, honor bright, did n''t you steal that horse?"
29419And no doubt you are now come from--?"
29419Another member then rose, and thus delivered himself:"Mr. Speaker, did the honourable member speak to the purpose, or not speak to the purpose?
29419Before he had time to seat himself, she said:"Have you seen cousin John?
29419Belongs to YOU, I suppose, Sir?"
29419But no matter, it is a good joke:--"''What do you charge for board?''
29419But what do folks say?"
29419But what means this sudden lowering of the heavens, and that dark cloud arising from beneath the western horizon?
29419But_ any_ how, Squire, what''ll you give, sposin''I_ do_ try?"
29419Canon biblically replied--"Is thy servant a dog that he should do this thing?"
29419Charley opened the door to go out, when George raised himself on his elbow, and said,"Charley, where are you going?"
29419Cicero replied,"Can your mother tell yours?"
29419Conant:_ Is it your business to take away the dust?
29419Conant:_ The case is proved, and the act says you must be fined 10_l._ Have you got 10_l._ a- piece?
29419Conant:_ You hear the charge, my lads-- what have you to say in defence?
29419Could there have been anything more gallant than that?
29419DURING the examination of a witness, as to the locality of stairs in a house, the counsel asked him,"Which way the stairs ran?"
29419Did I say sixteen_ feet_?
29419Did n''t I see you with my own eyes?"
29419Do n''t you hear distant thunder?
29419Do n''t you say when you come to our house on a night,''Bet, bring me some more ale?''"
29419Do n''t you see those flashes of lightning?
29419Do you give it up?
29419Do you hear it against the windows?
29419Do you hear the rain, Caudle?
29419Do you hear?
29419Do you pray for him?"
29419Do you thill live on the old farm?"
29419Do you_ hear_ it, I say?
29419Does the Court understand from that, that you are married to him?"
29419Dus she think I''m wurth a hundred thousand dollars?
29419Dyer:_ How do you get your living?
29419Dyer:_ Policeman, do you know anything of the prisoner?
29419Dyer:_ What have you to say?
29419Dyer:_ What is the worth of the dog?
29419Fires and furies-- was he alive?"
29419Hain''t I attended devine worship reg''lar?
29419Hain''t I bin a good and dootiful husband to Sal?
29419Hain''t I bought her all the bonnets an frocks she wanted?
29419Hain''t I kep''in doors uv a nite, an quit chawn tobacker and smokin''segars just to please her?
29419Have I ever done enny mean trick, that she should serve me in this way?"
29419Have I ever stole a horse?
29419Have you lost any baggage?"
29419Having descanted at some length upon its merits, the boy remarked,"Mother, I see Luther and the table, but where are the worms?"
29419He first said to the man:"Vell, you vants to be marrit, do you?
29419He said he had nobody to employ him, but added,"Why do n''t you work, massa?"
29419He told the story to Smithers, when the latter said:"Do you know, Diggs, you have committed a very grave offence?"
29419He went home, and the next day being at work in a cabbage patch with his father, he spoke out:"Daddy, what''s the meaning of ditto?"
29419He went to preach a second time, and asked the congregation,"Oh, true believers, do you know what I am going to say to you?"
29419Here the train- hand who overheard the talk, stepped up, and inquired,"Have you lost anything?"
29419Highly enraged,"Sir,"says he to the farmer,"do you know that I have been at two universities, and at two colleges at each university?"
29419How do you do?
29419How do you get your bread?
29419How do you live?
29419How do you support yourself?
29419How do_ you_ do?
29419How long have you been in my service?
29419How old are you?
29419I am sure I''ve let you''ave your own way in most everything?"
29419I believe your Grace and I have now been in every jail in the kingdom?"
29419I found the same waiter, who, so soon as I come in, tell me--"Sir, did you not say that you would go by the coach to- morrow morning?"
29419I go into a saloon, but, before I finish, great noise come into the passage, and I pull the bell''s rope to demand why so great tapage?
29419I never heard of it; what place?"
29419I once took an Englishman with me in a gig up Alabama country, and he says,''What''s this great church yard we are passing through?''
29419I s''pose if I am challenged, I have the right to choose my weapons?''
29419I say do you_ hear the rain_?
29419I suppose they have n''t invented bells in America yet?"
29419I suppose you live by going around the docks?
29419I suppose, Sir, you are going to--?"
29419I thought you was off gunnin''an hour ago; who''d a thought you was here?''
29419I was looking on, and some member said to me,''Crockett, do n''t that monkey favor General Jackson?''
29419If he did not speak to the purpose, to what purpose did he speak?"
29419If we have laws, and they are not executed, for what purpose were they made?"
29419Is that what you want to know?
29419Is there anything stirring in London?"
29419It is to be presumed that thereafter Jacob''s first inquiry must have been,"Oh now, where did you get such and such goods?"
29419It was Sir Hercules Langrishe, who, being asked, on a similar occasion,"Have you finished all that port( three bottles) without assistance?"
29419It went off well enough, till she came to a rather hard looking specimen of humanity, whom she asked:"What are you in here for?"
29419LORD MANSFIELD examining a witness, asked,"What do you know of the defendant?"
29419MISS Lucy Stone, of Boston, a"woman''s rights"woman, having put the question,"Marriage-- what is it?"
29419Meisther Morgans, you zee ony zour krout dare?"
29419Metellus said to Cicero,"Dare you tell your father''s name?"
29419Next morning, as they were stepping into their carriage, the waiter said to Stothard,"Sir, do you observe these two gentlemen?"
29419Nominated?"
29419Now what do you want to do with it?"
29419Now, does that passage mean that_ every one_ of us has sinned?"
29419Now, if folks enquire again whether you be or not, what shall I tell them I think?"
29419Now, what''s that letter, eh?"
29419Now, why do n''t you hire an Irishman to go up, and den if_ he_ falls and kills himself, dar wo n''t be no loss to nobody?"
29419Oh, you_ do_ hear it, do you?
29419One of them, in the midst of the altercation, asked the other contemptuously,"Do you remember, Sir, when you were my footman?"
29419Ordering him to stop, he asked hastily,"Whence?
29419Perhaps he is_ yours_, Sir?"
29419Pickrel?''
29419Pray, Captain, does everything else go fast in the new country?"
29419Pray, mister, may I ask your name?"
29419Proceeding in his cross examination, the counsel asked where the affray happened?
29419Rising solemnly, after three loud hems, he spoke as follows:"Mr. Speaker, have we laws, or have we not laws?
29419SOME one asked a lad how it was he was so short for his age?
29419SOON after the settlement of New England, Governor Dudley saw a stout Indian idling in the market- place of Boston, and asked him why he did not work?
29419Said the doctor, nodding his head knowingly,''Have you got a sorrel horse then?''
29419She hesitated a little, and he repeated:"Vell, vell, do you like him so vell as to be his vife?"
29419Slocum?"
29419Speech was principally contended for; but on this Dr. Johnson observed, that parrots and magpies speak; were they therefore rational?
29419Stepping on deck, he addressed me in English, thus:''Pray, young man, is the captain on board?''
29419Stock- holders and depositors flocked into the Bank, making the panic, inquiring,"What is the matter?"
29419TALLEYRAND being asked, if a certain authoress, whom he had long since known, but who belonged rather to the last age, was not"a little tiresome?"
29419THE following conversation occurred between a theatrical manager and an aspirant for Thespian honors:"What is your pleasure?"
29419THE late Caleb Whitefoord, seeing a lady knotting fringe for a petticoat, asked her, what she was doing?
29419The Judge inquired if that was the_ sole_ object of the plaintiff, or was it not rather baiting with a_ sprat_ to catch a_ herring_?
29419The child observed,"Father, did you ever learn anything?"
29419The counsel, not yet abashed, asked,"And pray, my witty friend, how far were you from Tom when he knocked down Jack?"
29419The driver was very wroth:"Well, what did you get_ in_ for, if you could not pay?
29419The fellow, popping out his head, said,"Shall it be_ we_ then?"
29419The general asked where he had been?
29419The king having heard of it, one day asked him good humouredly,"Pray, Zaremba, what is your name?"
29419The lieutenant asked where he_ came from_?
29419The organist, enraged, cried out,"Why do n''t you blow?"
29419The poor African immediately exclaimed,"Oh, missus, dat you?
29419The recipient telegraphed back the following startling query:"For Heaven''s sake, how many?"
29419The stranger answered,"Your account is a very extraordinary one; could you have believed it if you had not seen it yourself?"
29419Then I say,"What for all so large concourse?"
29419Then to the woman:"Vell, do you love dis man so better as any man you have ever seen?"
29419There, do you see that animal on the fence?"
29419There-- do you hear it?
29419This had a great effect, till the opposite lawyer asked what made him cry?
29419Thus instructed, our learned advocate boldly asked,"When, Sir, were you last in Gloucester gaol?"
29419To this the passenger demurred, and losing his temper, peremptorily asked:--"Will you check my baggage, sir?"
29419To this, the son made no reply; but turning to his father, asked him,"Is it your will, sir, that I kick this monk down stairs?"
29419Unable longer to restrain his curiosity, he burst out with,"Excuse me, Sir, are you the_ Robinson Crusoe_ so famous in history?"
29419Vell, you lovesh dis voman so goot as any voman you have ever seen?"
29419WHAT IS A SPOON?
29419WHAT is the difference between an attempted homicide, and a hog butchery?
29419WHAT tune is that which ladies never call for?
29419WHEN Horne Tooke was at school, the boys asked him"what his father was?"
29419WHICH travels at the greater speed, heat or cold?
29419WHO is not carried back to good old times as he reads this sketch of Connecticut goin''to meetin''fifty years ago?
29419WHY is a man eating soup with a fork like another kissing his sweetheart?
29419Was it raining at the time?"
29419Was n''t me father a miller?"
29419Was you elected?"
29419Well, because I did n''t want to let the dacent baste see that he carried so big a load so far for sixpence?"
29419Well, thir, how are the old gentleman and lady?"
29419Well, we come at a house of country, ancient with the trees cut like some peacocks, and I demand--"What you call these trees?"
29419What can be the cause of such disfigurement?"
29419What do you always sit on?"
29419What do you follow?
29419What does c- h- a- i- r spell?"
29419What for?"
29419What is your name, fellow?"
29419What next?"
29419What was he to do to escape with his plunder?
29419What were you to do?
29419What will people say?"
29419What''s your business?
29419When is a lady''s neck not a neck?
29419Why do you ask?"
29419Why do you read your speeches to parliament?"
29419Why is a poor horse greater than Napoleon?
29419Why is a thief called a"jail- bird?"
29419Why is it not brought in?"
29419Why is that?"
29419Why should an editor look upon it as ominous when a correspondent signs himself"Nemo?"
29419Why was the elephant the last animal going into Noah''s ark?
29419Will the anecdote raise a laugh?
29419Wishing to give his uncle an idea of his superior knowledge, he tapped him on the shoulder, and pointing to the windlass, asked,"Quid est hoc?"
29419With the utmost suavity the trader says:"I think I can treat you to your liking; how do you want to be treated?"
29419Witness, has not an effort been made to induce you to tell a different story?"
29419Wonderful, is n''t it?
29419You mean to say, that not I but you are a blockhead?"
29419You see, one of those days I''ll be after dying, and when I go to the gate of heaven I''ll rap, and St. Peter will say,''Who''s there?''
29419You shall excuse my badinage-- eh?
29419_ Captain O''Flinn_: Faith, ma''am, I''ve heard o''that complaint running in families; p''rhaps your mother had not any childer either?
29419_ Cook:_( in astonishment)--"Why, ma''am?
29419_ Do you think there is nobody killed but yourself?_"SEVERAL NEGATIVES.
29419_ Judge_: How do you keep yourself alive?
29419_ Prisoner:_ There, your vership, you hear it''s a waluable dog-- now is it feasible as I should go for to prig a dog wot was a waluable hanimal?
29419_ Prisoner:_(_ affecting a look of astonishment_)--Vot, me_ steal_ a dog?
29419_ Webster:_ Mrs. Greenough, was Mrs. Bogden a neat woman?
29419_ Webster:_ What was that, Ma''am?
29419_ yours_, Sir?"
29419a dentist, preaking te people''s jaws at a dollar a shnag, and running off mit my daughter?"
29419an Irish echo in the_ Boston Post_ inquires,"Would n''t you like to know?"
29419and I''ll say,''I want to come in,''and he''ll say,''Did you behave like a dacent boy in the other world, and pay all the fines and such things?''
29419and I''ll say,''It''s me, Pat Malone,''and he''ll say,''What do you want?''
29419and you made no attempt to stop him?"
29419are you not a member of the African Church?"
29419asked a tall Green Mountain boy, as he walked up to the bar of a second- rate hotel in New York--''what do you ask a week for board and lodging?''
29419asked the agent in surprise;"so much as that?"
29419but Tom put them all in good temper, by asking, with irresistibly quaint humor,"Why should I_ shoot her_?
29419did you kill him?"
29419did you let off that gun?"
29419do you think I am always obliged to find you ears?"
29419eh?"
29419exclaimed Saunders, astonished,"_ hae ye ony vacancies in your corps?_"AN INVITATION.
29419exclaimed the other,"do you mean to insult me?
29419for what?"
29419good old neighbor,"cried Mrs. Popps,"what are you going to do with that great ugly crow?"
29419instead of"Oh now, how much did you pay?"
29419is Silver Tail dead?"
29419is he yours, Sir?"
29419is that all?"
29419or Brigham Young?
29419or a Mormon?
29419rejoined George;"for what?"
29419said the Vicar,"then how do you get on if he do n''t pay?"
29419said the adjutant,"what do you mean?"
29419said the astronomer;"you do n''t think it is going to rain, do you?"
29419said the bantering bachelor,"how comes it you let your mistress ride the better horse?"
29419said the highwayman,"what do you mean by pressing on me so?"
29419said the other,"after declaring your opinion that to lend money on usury, was as bad as_ murder_?"
29419says the Colonel:"but did you hear what Mr. Morgan did when he returned from visiting you?"
29419she exclaimed,"how could you do so when gaming is such a horrid habit?
29419she''ll say,"how so?"
29419that I kin afford thribbles, an clothe an feed an school three children at a time?
29419that I''m Jo''n Jacob Aster, or Mr. Roschile?
29419that''s too much; but I s''pose you''ll allow for the times I am absent from dinner and supper?''
29419us two fools get married?
29419what do you mean by that?"
29419what does the fellow mean?"
29419what have the cats to do with the school committee?"
29419where''s that?"
29419whither?
29419who is that?"
29419why, what is the matter, Betty?"
29419young man,"exclaimed the Dean,"is this the way you behave yourself?
29419your honour,"said Pat, brightening up,"and is that all?
38752''Any laundry_ today_?'' 38752 ?"
38752?
38752?
38752?
38752A splint? 38752 Able to go to the show then, tonight?"
38752About what?
38752And been growing worse ever since?
38752And how old is she?
38752And pretty?
38752And what may that be?
38752And where is he to go?
38752And you gave the message to him?
38752And you''ll take others with you?
38752Are n''t you glad you got that galloway?
38752Are they good pay?
38752Are you feeling better today, Dolly?
38752Are you to make another call today?
38752But did you find your father at the office?
38752But how can I get word to you? 38752 But how could you lift the body without help?"
38752But how''ll papa get back?
38752But what if I should be called out in the night?
38752Ca n''t you use your knife, Doctor?
38752Can Uncle Peter cure other things?
38752Can they reason and argue people out of these things?
38752Can you come down to James Curtis''s right away?
38752Can you draw up a legal will because you happen to be the wife of a lawyer?
38752Can you eat anything?
38752Did he come up here to conjure you?
38752Did he look ashamed?
38752Did he tell you what was in this letter he sent to me?
38752Did it hurt?
38752Did n''t he ever bring any to your house?
38752Did she say she could n''t wait?
38752Did you find Dr. Brown in?
38752Did you find a woman waiting for you?
38752Did you give that message to the doctor?
38752Did you hear that?
38752Did you try pretty hard to stop it?
38752Do n''t know?
38752Do n''t you think my way is nicer than yours-- huh?
38752Do you know him?
38752Do you know the name of it?
38752Do you know what it is, or where it''s from?
38752Do you know where Dr. Blank is?
38752Do you know who she was?
38752Do you know who this is?
38752Do you like Omar?
38752Do you make your money by working by the week?
38752Do you see that little boy skipping along down there?
38752Do you think a great physician like Dr. Wentworth does n''t know what he is talking about?
38752Do you think it will ever be an established fact?
38752Do you think the baby''s eyes have been hurt by too much light?
38752Do you want it?
38752Doctor, do you think the baby will cut any more teeth this summer?
38752Doctor, is this you?
38752Doctor, will it hurt the baby to bathe it every morning? 38752 Does he keep all the babies at your house?"
38752Does he know where that is?
38752Does n''t it look all right?
38752Does n''t it strike you that you are going pretty far back for your bill?
38752Does she know that the powders are to be sent by her and will she call at the office?
38752Does she rattle?
38752Down where? 38752 Down where?"
38752Down_ where_?
38752Dr. Blank is there just now, is n''t he?
38752Dr. Blank, can you come over to the Woolson Hotel?
38752Dr. Blank, you''re president of the board of health, ai n''t ye?
38752Dye''s? 38752 East Oak or West?"
38752East or West?
38752Eh?
38752Four ounces in three days? 38752 Good morning, Mr. Blake,"said the doctor, shaking hands with him,"back again, are you?"
38752Got your dress cut out?
38752Had n''t you better put your ulster on, dear?
38752Has she any fever?
38752Has she been here today?
38752Has the doctor got there yet?
38752Has the doctor started yet?
38752Has_ The Record_ come?
38752Have n''t you ever made a splint?
38752Have you been up all day?
38752Have you got your baby to sleep yet?
38752Have you learned how to save it?
38752Have you something special on hand?
38752He did, eh?
38752He was up all last night and is not able to come--"Can I just talk to him about her?
38752He''ll go to the office first wo n''t he?
38752He''ll surely be back in a little bit now, wo n''t he?
38752Hello, is this Dr. Blank''s office?
38752Hello, still there?
38752Hello?
38752Hello?
38752Hello?
38752Hello?
38752Hello?
38752How can I help it, sweetheart?
38752How can that be? 38752 How did you know what was wanted with me out in the country?"
38752How do I know?
38752How do you think she is, Doctor?
38752How does he go about it?
38752How far away do you think that dove is?
38752How far did you walk?
38752How fast is it now?
38752How is the other patient tonight?
38752How long do you think I can live?
38752How long do you think I''ll live?
38752How long has he been_ gone_? 38752 How long has she been sick?"
38752How long have you been back, John?
38752How many of''em would a feller dare take at once?
38752How much do I have to pay?
38752How much water must I put in it?
38752How much will ye charge to pull a tooth?
38752How much?
38752How much?
38752How soon will he be back?
38752How soon will he be back?
38752How soon will he be back?
38752Huh- h?
38752I did n''t have any money, Doctor, but will the hen pay for the medicine?
38752I heard that sigh,he laughed,"but it wo n''t be very hard to sort of keep an ear on the''phone, will it?
38752I hope he went right down?
38752I mean how long will it last in the system?
38752I wanted the doctor, Mrs. Blank, do you know where he is?
38752I''ve got two kinds here, the Cyclone and the Monarch, which would you rather have?
38752If I should go down these stairs, seize him and dash his brains out against that building, what would you think of me?
38752If you were sick and had sent for a doctor would you like to have him fool around gathering grapes and everything else on his way?
38752In March? 38752 Into the lye this time, too?"
38752Is Doc at home?
38752Is Dr. Blank at home?
38752Is Dr. Blank there?
38752Is Dr. Blank there?
38752Is Dr. Blank there?
38752Is Dr. Blank there?
38752Is he in the office now?
38752Is he there?
38752Is he there?
38752Is he there?
38752Is he too far away for you to call him?
38752Is he? 38752 Is it done?"
38752Is it the house where the girl had the sore throat?
38752Is it? 38752 Is milk all right?"
38752Is n''t he back_ yet_?
38752Is n''t he there in the dining room?
38752Is n''t it lovely, John?
38752Is n''t that a pretty sight?
38752Is n''t that your''phone?
38752Is n''t the doctor coming?
38752Is n''t who lovely?
38752Is some one sick at your house, then?
38752Is someone calling Dr. Blank''s house or office?
38752Is that all you have to say about it?
38752Is that so?
38752Is that so?
38752Is that you, Doctor?
38752Is the doctor at home?
38752Is the doctor there?
38752Is the doctor there?
38752Is the doctor there?
38752Is the doctor there?
38752Is the doctor there?
38752Is the doctor there?
38752Is the patient in the tent now?
38752Is this Doctor Blank?
38752Is this Dr. Blank''s house?
38752Is this Dr. Blank''s office?
38752Is this Dr. Blank''s office?
38752Is this Dr. Blank''s office?
38752Is this Dr. Blank''s office?
38752Is this Dr. Blank''s office?
38752Is this Dr. Brown? 38752 Is this the Big Four?"
38752Is this the doctor''s office?
38752Is this the doctor''s office?
38752Is this the doctor?
38752Is this the doctor?
38752Is this the home of Mr. Walton at Drayton?
38752Is this you, Doc?
38752Is this you, Doctor Blank?
38752Is this you, Doctor?
38752Is this you, Doctor?
38752Is this you, Doctor?
38752Is this you, Mary?
38752Is this you, Mary?
38752Is this you, Warner?
38752It is n''t time yet, is it?
38752It''s Ben Morely is it? 38752 John, what possessed you to come to_ the church_?"
38752John, why in the world did n''t you give him some instructions as to how to take them?
38752John,she said,"when will the reign of ignorance and superstition end?"
38752Know what?
38752Lately?
38752Likes to see its mamma?
38752Likes to see its mamma?
38752Likes to see its papa?
38752Ma, he says, is it the place where the girl had the sore throat?
38752May I see you put it on, Doctor?
38752Miss''Blank,_ you_ know where Mr. Blank got our baby,_ do n''t_ you?
38752Mrs. Peters? 38752 Must I take it just like the other?"
38752No, did you?
38752On what street?.... 38752 Operated upon for what?"
38752Out of_ what_?
38752Out where?
38752Pretty fine, is n''t he?
38752Right away?
38752She''s just about a week old now, is n''t she?
38752Smith''s on Parks avenue?.... 38752 Stuck fast, eh?"
38752Swallowed benzine, did she? 38752 That long drive?"
38752The baby''s better, is n''t it?
38752The doctor has n''t come yet?
38752The doctor,said the old man meditatively, as if wondering that anybody should be calling for him--"the doctor-- you mean Dr. Blank, I reckon?"
38752Then how could she run it into the ground?
38752Then it was all right?
38752Then what in thunder did you send for me for?
38752They wo n''t? 38752 They''re going to make day hideous and night lamented, are n''t they?"
38752This is Mrs. Blank is it not?
38752This is his--"Hello, what is it?
38752Thornton''s-- let''s see-- have you a telephone directory handy-- could you give me their number?
38752To Drayton?
38752To bring what?
38752To go on to Drayton?
38752W''y, do n''t you know nothin''''bout conjurin''?
38752Was it a good one?
38752Was it?
38752Was n''t the message for you?
38752Was she thrown from a horse or a vehicle?
38752Was there nobody in sight?
38752Well, did you put them in hot water?
38752Well, he''s coming down today is n''t he?
38752Well, tell me, Tom, is Dr. Blank there?
38752Well, then will you send an officer?
38752Well, what has she done_ today_?
38752Well, what is it, Mamie?
38752Well, where is he now?
38752Well, where is the_ doctor_?
38752Well, where is the_ doctor_?
38752Well, who the devil_ are_ you?
38752Well, why did n''t you go?
38752Well, will you give me that prescription?
38752Well, will you send him down as soon as he comes? 38752 Well, you can get it for me, ca n''t you?"
38752Well, you''ll go, wo n''t you? 38752 Well-- if he gets through teething-- don''t you think he''ll be all right?"
38752Were they still there when you got back?
38752Wha- a- t?
38752What about?
38752What am I ever to do with Jane?
38752What are you there for?
38752What can I do for you today?
38752What did you do then?
38752What did you find?
38752What do you call this kind?
38752What do you mean, Doctor?
38752What do you mean?
38752What do you mean?
38752What do you think I want with them?
38752What does she mean by''in front of it''?
38752What fer?
38752What for?
38752What for?
38752What for?
38752What has she taken?
38752What have you been doing to stop the bleeding?
38752What is it?
38752What is it?
38752What is it?
38752What is it?
38752What is it?
38752What is it?
38752What is it?
38752What is it?
38752What is the disease?
38752What is the nature of it?
38752What sort of prescription?
38752What''s the matter down there, grandmother?
38752What''s the matter there now?
38752What''s the matter?
38752What''s the matter?
38752What''s the matter?
38752What''s your uncle''s name?
38752What?
38752What_ is_ a seton?
38752What_ is_ it?
38752What_ is_ the matter out there?
38752When he comes will you tell him to come out to Frank Tiller''s?
38752Where are you, anyway?
38752Where did he learn them?
38752Where did you get this?
38752Where do you live?
38752Where is he?
38752Where is she?
38752Where is that?
38752Where is the doctor?
38752Where is the soapstone?
38752Where shall I go?
38752Where''s the boy?
38752Where''s the doctor?
38752Where_ is_ he?
38752Which stops it, the Bible or the words?
38752Which''phone was it?
38752Which, the candy or the coming down?
38752Who built it?
38752Who is it?
38752Who is it?
38752Who is the patient?
38752Who is this?
38752Who told ye?
38752Who told you so?
38752Who was it?
38752Who''s at the office?
38752Who?
38752Who?
38752Whose clock_ is_ that?
38752Why did n''t you call me, John, instead of standing there and scaring me to death?
38752Why did n''t you do as I told you, yesterday?
38752Why do you do that?
38752Why do you suppose they walk instead of riding?
38752Why have n''t you let me know about this baby''s eyes?
38752Why have n''t you let me know about this baby''s eyes?
38752Why not Occident?
38752Why the devil did n''t you say so at the start?
38752Why, does papa have to go away?
38752Why, how many clocks do you have to wind?
38752Why, will they hurt me?
38752Why? 38752 Why?"
38752Why?
38752Why?
38752Why?
38752Why?
38752Why?
38752Will it make any difference if she does n''t take it till tonight?
38752Will you please ask him to come to the''phone?
38752Will you please telephone him there to bring a roast with him?
38752Will you please tell him to come at once?
38752Will you please tell him when he comes in to call up 83?
38752Will you please try?
38752Will you take your pay in pills?
38752Wo n''t you come in?
38752Wo n''t, eh?
38752Wo n''t_ you_ tell''i m to come down to Sairey Tucker''s? 38752 Worse tonight?
38752Would n''t you like to go to the country?
38752Would you give her any aromatic spirits of ammonia?
38752Yes, what is it John?
38752Yes..... Who is this?.... 38752 Yes?"
38752You are at the office then? 38752 You did?
38752You do n''t do it, do you?
38752You do n''t think it will hurt me then?
38752You got Mrs. Dorlan''s message did you?
38752You have to go some place, do you?
38752You make all the babies''dresses, do n''t you?
38752You slice the onions and put sugar on them, do n''t you?
38752You think he would?
38752You''ll never, never tell if I do?
38752You''re the doctor''s wife, ai n''t ye?
38752Your harness is broken, have you got a string?
38752_ Another_ patient? 38752 _ This_ is Dr. Blank''s office?"
38752_ Well_, when will he be back?
38752_ Where do you live!_"_ Where do you live?_"Well maybe it does. 38752 _ Where do you live?_""We live on Oak street."
38752''Mary,''he said in a helpless sort of way,''It struck_ seven_--what_ time_ is it?''
38752''s compliment?"
38752A giggle and a loud girlish voice in his ear asking,"Is this you, Nettie?"
38752A lady''s voice was asking,"Who_ is_ this?"
38752A quart?"
38752A solemn voice asked,"Have you made your will?"
38752A spirited dialogue was taking place between a young man and a maid:"Where_ are_ you, Jack?"
38752A subdued voice asked,"What are you going to do now, Doctor?"
38752About two o''clock there came a tragic pounding at the door and when the doctor went to open it a voice asked,"What''s the matter down here?"
38752After some time Mary was awakened by her husband''s voice asking,"What is it?"
38752And did n''t I hear you commanding Jack just the other day to take the hoe right out of the house and to go out the same door he came in?"
38752And give her a spoonful of mustard-- anything to produce vomiting...... She has?
38752And if, after waiting, he still failed to find the doctor?
38752And not give him anything at all?
38752And when at last he came her lips could hardly frame the question,"How is he, John?"
38752Another little laugh,"You do n''t think it would?"
38752Are you doing it?
38752As he passed out the doctor stopped to inquire,"How''s that sore breast?
38752As his wife went back to the kitchen her daughter called,"Mother, did you take the loaf of bread in there with you?"
38752As they drove off she asked,"You came pretty near catching a tartar, did n''t you?"
38752Blank''s?"
38752Blank''s?"
38752Blank''s?"
38752Blank, do n''t you think red is God''s favorite color?''
38752Blank, do you know who the Hammell''s are?''
38752Blank, will you do me a great favor?''
38752Blank?"
38752Blank?"
38752Blank?"
38752Blank?"
38752Blank?"
38752Blank?"
38752Blank?"
38752Blank?"
38752Blank?"
38752Blank?"
38752Blank?"
38752Blank?"
38752Blank?"
38752Blank?"
38752Blank?"
38752Brownson?"
38752Brownson?"
38752But I am very thirsty, might I have a glass of water?"
38752But are good things about me so rare that you made a note of it?"
38752But it was the voice of a friend and it surprised Mary with this question:"Mrs. Blank, if you were me would you have your daughter operated upon?"
38752But what could she tell her?
38752But what makes you think it is red?''
38752But what would be the use?
38752But you might push a little on the brandy, or the strychnine-- how much brandy have you given her since I saw her?"
38752By the way, Mr. Nelson, will you just''phone the doctor at the office, please?
38752Can I begin giving him a little more today?
38752Can he have some ice- cream for dinner?
38752Can we move Henry out into the yard?
38752Can we move Jennie into the house?
38752Can you come up to my house right away?"
38752Can you find out who it was?"
38752Can you get him awake?"
38752Come where?....
38752Could n''t you have taken the tent farther out?"
38752Curtis?"
38752Did she hear footsteps down the walk?
38752Do n''t you know I have the reputation of being the meanest man in the county?"
38752Do n''t you want to see how much she''s growed?"
38752Do you remember me?"
38752Do you remember that drive we took a week or two ago up north?"
38752Do you suppose it''s a felon?....
38752Do you think I''d choose a day like this for a pleasure trip?"
38752Do you think it would help my aunt?"
38752Do you think she wo n''t have any more?"
38752Do you think we will need any more?....
38752Do you understand?"
38752Do you want to wait that long?"
38752Do you_ have_ to?"
38752Doctor, will it hurt Jennie to eat some tomatoes this morning-- she craves them so?
38752Doctor, you know those pink tablets you left?
38752Dorlan''s?"
38752Down near Dyre''s?
38752Father, mother and baby all doing well?"
38752Felton?"
38752For an instant the doctor did not speak; then he asked,"Are you sure that this is true?"
38752Going, one morning, to speak to a friend about some little matter she heard her husband say:"What is it, doctor?"
38752Going, one morning, to speak to a"Doctor, will it hurt the baby to bathe it every morning?"
38752Had an occasion arisen now?
38752Had some wild beast escaped from a passing menagerie and was it coming in to devour the household?
38752Haig?"
38752He curved one hand around his ear and said again,"Hey?"
38752He rang and put the receiver to his ear:"Did you put your washin''out today?"
38752He takes it down and hears a voice say leisurely,"D''ye get them?"
38752Her companion looked at her and said,"Hey?"
38752How are they to know?
38752How did you_ do_ it?"
38752How do you make it?"
38752How does it happen I get the house?"
38752How long will that morphine last?"
38752How long will you be in the office this morning, Doctor?......
38752How many people do you know who want to see the new moon over the left shoulder?
38752How much?...
38752How old is he?"
38752How soon do you think he will be back?"
38752How would you like a star- light drive?"
38752How''s the doctor?"
38752Huntley?"
38752I am young and you are growing old, Doctor, but will you take this word from me?
38752I say on which side of Wilson''s mill?....
38752I suppose I can disconnect it but--""But you do n''t see how you can?
38752I''ve been giving her digitalis; what do you think about that?"
38752I''ve been"Doctor, will it hurt the baby to bathe it every morning?
38752I''ve been"Likes to see it''s mamma?"
38752If a woman has n''t a right to a night''s sleep once in awhile what_ is_ she entitled to?"
38752If red is his favorite color why should he put it where it ca n''t be seen?''
38752In a minute a voice said,"What is it?"
38752In a minute he exclaimed,"Say, Mary, what was the rest of that story?"
38752In what way?"
38752Is it a boy or a girl added to the world today?"
38752Is n''t she pretty?"
38752Is she suffering much?....
38752Is that all right?"
38752Is there a''phone there?"
38752Is there anyone here to do it?"
38752It was Fanny, and he settled back on one elbow and asked,"What you doing, Fanny?"
38752It was a woman''s voice asking,"How much of that gargle must I use at a time?"
38752It''s a hurry call, is it?
38752Lemonade wo n''t hurt Helen, will it?
38752Mary listened with interest to what was to come:"?"
38752Mary, from the living room, heard her husband''s voice:"What is it?"
38752Milton?"
38752Mrs. Dorlan''s on Brownson street, will you remember it?"
38752Now what is it?"
38752Of what was he thinking?
38752On which side?
38752Parkin?"
38752Presently he said,"Mr. Stirling, will you come here a minute?"
38752Richards?"
38752Right next to Wilson''s mill?....
38752See how many there are?"
38752Shall she speak?
38752She heard the same voice ask,"Is this you, Doctor?"
38752She hurried out to the porch,"Is n''t papa here?"
38752She went to the''phone, expecting to hear a querulous woman''s voice asking,"Has the doctor started yet?"
38752She would take down the receiver and ask,"What is it?"
38752She''s going to sleep..... Well, I guess she_ ca n''t_ see very well with her eyes shut..... Then you wo n''t come down?....
38752Shortridge?"
38752Should she step out doors where the cherry tree would not be in the way?
38752Should she take it for granted?
38752Soon the same voice says,"Are you there yet, Doctor?"
38752Tell her to put her finger down her throat and vomit some more..... No, I think it wo n''t be necessary for me to come down..... You would?
38752Ten, you say?
38752The doctor answered solemnly,"The baby''s fat and healthy is n''t it?"
38752The doctor came out, and the little boy looking up at him asked,"Is they any more babies down in the woods?"
38752The doctor turned to go then paused to ask,"How''s the baby?"
38752The old, old question:"Is the doctor there?"
38752The other two began,"Yes,""Well,""What is it?"
38752The pleasant voice spoke again,"This is Dr. Blank, is it?"
38752The voice went on,"Mrs. Blank, could n''t you just speak to the druggist about it so I could get it right away?"
38752Then she asked,"Is there a''phone at Mr. William Huntley''s?"
38752There came into his mind the image of Mary as she had asked so earnestly,"How are they to know?
38752They did n''t?
38752Torren''s?"
38752Twitchell''s?"
38752Very pleasantly, almost apologetically she asks,"What is it?"
38752Was he going to reprimand her?
38752Was n''t it?
38752Well, where is the_ doctor_?"
38752West?
38752What does it mean?"
38752What had I better do with this Polish girl''s hand?"
38752What had happened at home?
38752What have you been doing to prevent it?"
38752What in h- ll did you cut us off for?"
38752What is it?"
38752What is it?"
38752What is it?....
38752What kind is this?"
38752What must I do with it?"
38752What''s a wife for?
38752What''s the matter?"
38752What''s wanted?"
38752What_ you_ doing?"
38752When I opened the door he asked as he always does,''Any laundry?''"
38752When he came home Mary asked,"Did you stop the leak?"
38752When he gets off, will you please tell him?"
38752When he got the number and asked,"Is this you, Fanny?"
38752When the young girl entered the room her mother said,"Gertrude, you answered the''phone awhile ago, did n''t you?"
38752When they were in the buggy again Mary said,"But what if the baby goes blind after all?
38752Where can the boys have got to?
38752Where do you live?"
38752Where is it?"
38752Where is she?
38752Where was he to go?"
38752Where were you then?"
38752Where''s the doctor?"
38752Where''s the doctor?"
38752Where''s the doctor?"
38752While the light was being brought he asked,"Did this inflammation begin when the baby was about three days old?"
38752Who is to blame for the blindness in the first place?
38752Who is to tell them?
38752Who is to tell them?"
38752Who was calling Dr. Blank a while ago?"
38752Who''s sick out there?"
38752Who''s sick out there?"
38752Who''s?"
38752Who_ did_ tell ye?"
38752Whose sick out there?"
38752Why did n''t you find out?"
38752Why did n''t you have central''phone you at Smith''s if Hanson called and save me all that bother?"
38752Why did n''t you holler before?"
38752Why, Tom, you''re not_ sick_, are you-- huh?"
38752Will he be back soon?"
38752Will you be right out?
38752Will you be right out?"
38752Will you be right out?"
38752Will you be there when he comes?"
38752Will you come down?"
38752Will you excuse me just an instant till I see what is wanted?"
38752Will you tell him that?"
38752Wo n''t you please see that someone goes down at once?"
38752Would it be too much trouble for you to step into Hall''s and ask them to send me up a quart of ice- cream for dinner?"
38752Would it turn at the corner and come up toward their house?
38752Would she still be waiting?
38752Would you give her any more morphine?"
38752Yes, I know where that is..... Galliver-- that''s the name is it?
38752You can tell better when you see it?....
38752You live not far from Thomas Calhoun''s, do you not?"
38752You say he''ll be back in half an hour?"
38752You say it wo n''t?....
38752_ Not_ Smith''s?....
38752exclaimed James Curtis,"have you been floundering around all this time in these woods so close to the house?
38752hain''t he got there yet--?"
38752is n''t she lovely, John?"
38752is_ he_ there?
38752she said impatiently,"I''m_ very_ sorry to have to answer you again but--""Is the doctor there?"
38752what will she think?"
38752you rascal,"the doctor called, as he passed,"why did n''t you go all the way with her?"